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Speaker 1: Hey, before we start the full show, I just truly

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Speaker 3: I mean I was.

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Speaker 1: Like blown away at the support y'all have given. I

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Speaker 1: show too, to the number seven eighty five nine to two.

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Speaker 3: And you know, we charted this year, which is it's

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, we're gonna pull them up every morning, but they're like,

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Speaker 1: So just a huge thank you to all your support

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: We like game shows here on Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: We do three and a half seconds with Alexus. That's

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Speaker 4: Text in seventy five nine two. If you like it,

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Speaker 4: haven't heard that one, you go to our podcast at

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey wherever you listen. Check it out.

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Speaker 3: You get a lot more than three and a half

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Speaker 4: Oh boy, oh god. We even do something called riffing around.

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Speaker 4: But it sounds pretty easy, but somehow they make it

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Speaker 3: Also use like the karaoke tracks I swear rule.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, blame the music. The music's fault. But the

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Speaker 4: rules of our games are always a little bit suspect,

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Speaker 4: and eighties. Okay, Like what well I say that because

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Speaker 4: it just came out that family feud contestants used to

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Speaker 4: This was when remember back in the day when Richard

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Speaker 4: You're old enough to remember those days. Richard used to

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Speaker 2: You just don't use tongue.

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Speaker 4: That's why before we get started with our next thing,

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Speaker 4: into the shot calla question of the day. Our mouths

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Speaker 4: This is one of the most famous TV jingles of

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Speaker 6: Yes, the Chili's baby Back Ribs commercial, which Alexis did

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Speaker 3: See this is why I hate our game shows are stupid.

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Speaker 5: Rules.

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Speaker 4: Go ahead, we'll be square from here.

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Speaker 3: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. I

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Speaker 6: It's time for TV commercial jingles, Part two, in a

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Speaker 6: rousing edition of three and a half seconds with Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Brook Yeah, your.

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Speaker 6: First and your category is nineteen seventies soft drinks. Oh

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Speaker 1: What's interesting though, is I remember yesterday Jake did a

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Speaker 6: Brooks betting against her. Alexis finished this jingle from a

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Speaker 6: famous doctor Pepper commercial. I'm a pepper. He's a pepper.

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Speaker 3: To be a doctor pepper? A smart pepper?

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Speaker 8: Educated Pepper's gonna let her go stop when you feel okay?

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Speaker 8: Educated pep, a lot of school.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't you like to be a pepper?

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Speaker 6: All right, great work, Brooks. I guess you did good

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Speaker 6: work there. Jeffrey. Jeffrey, your category is nineteen fifties candy.

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Speaker 2: Against her, Alexis.

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Speaker 6: This is for the candy almond joy. It was big

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Speaker 3: Why are we picking doctor Pepper? All are the worst

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Speaker 6: I love Doctor Pepper's ver and doctors to Alexis finished

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Speaker 6: Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

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Speaker 6: You normally would say that sentence again, Jeff, great works,

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Speaker 6: you got it right, incredible Sometimes you feel like it does?

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Speaker 2: Jay, give me a twenty twenties year candy mark question.

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Speaker 2: Let's do this.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to Jose. Your category is nineteen eighties lunch meats.

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Speaker 7: Lunch Okay, oh man, Well, I know she loves lunchables,

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Speaker 4: I'm more worried about just her. Alexi's ability is a

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Speaker 2: Okay, a jingle from the eighties. But she loves meat.

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Speaker 2: It's like one of the things she likes is chicken

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Speaker 6: You're sure zero Jose's betting against her. Alexis finished this

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Speaker 6: famous tune from Oscar Meyer.

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Speaker 3: Again.

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Speaker 6: You knew they had the Wiedermobile, But do you know

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Speaker 6: the rest of this popular jingle. My blogoney has a

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Speaker 6: first name, It's Oscar. My Bologney has a second name.

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Speaker 6: It's m A M A oh.

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Speaker 4: She can spell half of a word.

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Speaker 6: Sentences might be tough, but spelling's in her wheelhouse. Alexi

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Speaker 4: Alexa barely pulled off spelling Oscar Meyer properly, and that

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Speaker 4: somebody wanted to hear another famous TV jingle, Give me

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Speaker 7: Give me a break, give me break, break me off

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Speaker 7: a piece of that cat ball.

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Speaker 4: Alexis, would you have got that one right? Yeah, that's your.

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Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Right now. A

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Speaker 4: lot of cities are dealing with big problems like crime, homelessness,

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Speaker 4: pumpkin spice shortages. Well, but Pittsburgh has a crisis that's

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Speaker 4: much more horrifying and sinister at the moment, talking about

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Speaker 4: deer forest rats. The local deer population has exploded me really,

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Speaker 3: Release the wolves.

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Speaker 4: That's the plum. There are no natural predators that for

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Speaker 4: city came up with a simple solution, inner city deer hunting.

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Speaker 1: No, no, this sounds like something my hometown.

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Speaker 4: Pittsburgh's jumping on board. They're looking to hire thirty archers

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Speaker 4: to go bow hunting in the local parks, take out

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Speaker 4: as many deer as possible. Bro Just imagine you take

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Speaker 4: I can't job.

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Speaker 1: I'm more worried about after they get the deer and

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Speaker 1: they quarter it up and have to haul it out

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Speaker 3: You know that's trail a lot.

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Speaker 4: This part's kind of weird, but Brooke, I'm sure you're

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Speaker 4: gonna like it. The requirement is your first kill has

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Speaker 4: to be a female deer and you must donate it

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Speaker 2: Your own kill?

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Speaker 3: That's nice. It's a little gamy, but you know, elk Oh,

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Speaker 7: They're hanging out of the local parks. They may get

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Speaker 3: You maybe want to eat it.

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Speaker 4: We got laser stories coming up next. It's the radio

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Speaker 4: segment that's making bank this holiday by selling pre made

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Speaker 4: waste time building a snowman from scratch themselves. That's what

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Speaker 3: It's like artificial trees, but artificial.

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Speaker 4: I have a pre constructed fox man shipped directly to

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Speaker 4: This first laser story is out of Boise. Emily Cloud

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Speaker 4: The National Confectioners Association asked fifteen hundred adults about their

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Speaker 3: And the bent end is literally meant for holding, you know.

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Speaker 4: But your tongue fits perfectly inside the little loop.

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Speaker 4: they break it down into pieces.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's way better in smaller bits.

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Speaker 4: I like to crush it up into powder and snort it.

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Speaker 3: Look, how would you know? You just trust?

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Speaker 4: Four Possum flavored candy canes Rush Delivery.

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Speaker 3: They're made with graywater.

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Speaker 4: The first one to finish with or loses. I'm not

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Speaker 4: of Relationship World, going on a date soon. Nope, get

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Speaker 4: One in eight said at least three hundred dollars, and.

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Speaker 2: Nobody get tamp what is doing?

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Speaker 7: I need people go there a super nice restaurant or

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that's true, but like a movie

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Speaker 3: That's not a good.

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Speaker 3: That is not my husband's love language.

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Speaker 4: People all the time experts say there's one surefire away

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Speaker 1: Dude, Wren Buffett said, samehouse, same wife, same car, if

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Speaker 4: Yeah, brings me to this question. Let's say you're into shoes.

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Speaker 4: Where do you even take them on dates?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Well, with the leather factory foot locker.

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Speaker 4: That's well, that's where you're gonna find other younger shoes.

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Speaker 4: I wanna make them jealous. Stand at the airport. See okay,

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Speaker 4: when is something going to do a documentary on this

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Speaker 4: man's dating life? It is too interesting, Yes it is.

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Speaker 4: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 4: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You know what would have made Magic Mike a thousand

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Speaker 1: Just I just I don't know them row my dollar

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Speaker 11: Yes, I think.

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Speaker 4: You'd be surprised that how turned on you would be

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Speaker 4: Tatum just picking up lonely women. Okay, Yeah, no woman

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Speaker 4: That's a fact.

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Speaker 4: Today we have a guy who's oozing and dripping with

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Speaker 4: so that's that's why I call him creative Jeff. You

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Speaker 4: Loser line coming up right after this.

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Speaker 5: Ant Is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 11: Good by, Just.

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Speaker 4: Call me back if you haven't heard the Loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 13: Either miss when I saw you from across the club.

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Speaker 13: It reminded me that I watched Star Wars last night

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Speaker 13: and Leah's buns got nothing on yours. Whatever you do

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Speaker 13: So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we

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Speaker 14: Next message he blake, this is.

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Speaker 15: Came from the job there. Remember he said you can

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Speaker 15: get me a fake ID, and yeah, I'm gonna like

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Speaker 15: need it super super quick, Like my parents are going

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Speaker 15: It's just that I also want to be speaking at

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Speaker 15: if you want to go green, the Cisco ahead and

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Speaker 15: let me know, because you could absolutely use your support.

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Speaker 8: Okay, So mother, if people don't have faith in the

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Speaker 8: next generation, I don't know what is wrong.

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Speaker 3: Because that was not what I was doing.

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Speaker 4: All I say, giving a nerdy teen who wants to

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Speaker 4: save the environment that I'm the loser line a plus,

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Speaker 4: teach that girl to use her fake I D the

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Speaker 2: Ironically, I bet she would snitch on actual.

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Speaker 16: Next Oh hi, Tanya, it's Rick from last night I

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Speaker 16: I'm in a park across from a school. Anyway, I

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Speaker 16: just wanted to see if if we could go out sometime,

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Speaker 16: if you could go call me when you get a chance,

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Speaker 16: and please stop stop hugging me. I'm not your daddy.

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Speaker 16: I'm not your daddy. He's going over there, I think, Okay,

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Speaker 16: go out of it. Okay, stop hugging me, get away.

446
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Speaker 4: He said. Sounds like he's going to be a great father.

447
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 8: So yeah, I did not know that being a single

448
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 8: dad is way hotter than being a single guy hanging out.

449
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 4: Of that guy had a totally different reaction than Jose

450
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 4: would have had. If a random like, Oh, we're a

451
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 4: hug I'm a hugger to come here, buddy, where's your mom?

452
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 4: If you single, remember you get the special Loser line number.

453
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 4: If you text the word loser l O s E

454
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 4: R to seven, eight, five, nine to two and hopefully

455
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 4: he could call it, leave an awkward voicemail that we

456
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 4: could play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

457
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Speaker 9: So, Hi, this is and you gave me your number

458
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Speaker 9: to call you.

459
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 16: So I'm calling you.

460
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 9: And I had taken a ride with you last week.

461
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 9: And I'm pretty sure that she'll remember that. She'll remember

462
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 9: me because I was the really really funny one.

463
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 14: You told me.

464
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 9: That your door is a jar, and I told you

465
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Speaker 9: know that my door is a door.

466
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 17: I remember that, like I'm and just you know, like.

467
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 16: I'm always that funny like that.

468
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 9: I think that's probably one.

469
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 14: Of the reasons you remember, right, like a door and

470
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 14: my door you.

471
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 4: Said a jar.

472
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 14: I was like, no, it's a door.

473
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 18: Oh my gosh.

474
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 2: I back my stuff up anyways.

475
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 14: Because I really like to go out with you again.

476
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 9: But like not as a passenger, you know, like on

477
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 9: an actual date, although I'm totally open.

478
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 11: To writing you.

479
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 14: So yeah, okay, that came.

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Speaker 1: I feel like she got the same joke lessons that

481
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Speaker 1: my husband got.

482
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Speaker 14: Ye.

483
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Speaker 4: It's true. Everybody knows that a good joke isn't good

484
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,959
Speaker 4: unless you tell it two, three, four times in a

485
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Speaker 4: single voicemail.

486
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Speaker 8: And everybody knows the door isn't a jar, Jeffrey, it

487
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 8: was just a door.

488
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:56,479
Speaker 4: Oh hey, Jaren, this is you.

489
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 19: May remember me as mister Spood did my show on

490
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 19: on the Street Corner the other day and we talked

491
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 19: and I appreciate you putting your number in my hat,

492
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 19: and I'm so excited to call you. And I got

493
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 19: some requests that I worked up that you were asking.

494
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 4: For, and I hope you like him.

495
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 19: The first one was that justin Bieber song Baby Baby Baby.

496
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 18: That you wanted me to learn. I learned that and

497
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 18: hear how here's how it goes.

498
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,239
Speaker 19: I got two more for you if you're excited for him.

499
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 19: I'm gonna do Toxic from Britney Spears.

500
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 12: Oh and my favorite one that you requested, I can't

501
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 12: wait to do is you shook.

502
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 4: Me all night long?

503
00:26:59,400 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 18: There they.

504
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 19: I hope you'll call me back and play some more

505
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 19: for you, I promis her Spoon.

506
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 5: I want to.

507
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: Find that street corner and go tip mister Spoon because

508
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: that performance.

509
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 4: Was I think we just found who we need to

510
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 4: hire as the entertainer for our Christmas party. I wonder

511
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 4: who Silent Night I wanted.

512
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 2: To make a big time. Can you imagine a postalone concert?

513
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: They're like Spoon solo.

514
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 3: If you would own it.

515
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 4: Remember you can listen to the Loser Line at this

516
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 4: time every week, or head on over to our YouTube

517
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 4: subscribe to Brook and Jeffrey. That way you'll never miss one.

518
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 3: Listen to it.

519
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 4: Phone tap is coming up.

520
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 5: Next Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 4: Today we call the owner of a froyo shop and

522
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 4: she's a very hands on type a personality, always there

523
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 4: making all the decisions on flavors, hiring, firing.

524
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 3: I didn't know if royo shops could be so stressful.

525
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 4: With this lady. Apparently that's the case, except for last Tuesday.

526
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 4: She was sick and hasn't been back to the store

527
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 4: since then, which makes it the perfect time to prank

528
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 4: her with the brand new hire that she did not approve.

529
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 4: His name is Jojo. You're going to meet him in

530
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 4: your phone town right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, Elizabeth, this is Jojo. I'm so sorry.

532
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 14: I'm sorry.

533
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:40,239
Speaker 2: Who is this your new employee? Froyo? Jojo fro Yo?

534
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 14: I don't have an employee by that name. Are you

535
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 14: sure you have the right number?

536
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 2: Okay, you're funny. I miss you. I haven't met you yet,

537
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 2: and I miss you.

538
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 14: Who are you?

539
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: You know? Jojo? Sorry? I laughed when I'm nervous, but

540
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 2: I guess you were sick.

541
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 4: A few days ago.

542
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 2: So Francine interviewed me.

543
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 14: Francine interviewed. You know, I'm the one who does all

544
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 14: the interviewing of new employees, and Francine did it.

545
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, are you feeling better?

546
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm feeling better, But I really don't know what's

547
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 14: going on. What is this call about?

548
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 7: Well, Francine she needed a beach day, so she gave

549
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 7: me the job on the spot. And now I'm your

550
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 7: new employee. What But those were happier times. Today I

551
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 7: got in trouble.

552
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 14: Wait what what kind of trouble?

553
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 13: Well?

554
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 2: I was working because I'm a good employee.

555
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,719
Speaker 14: So you were at the store by yourself or Francene

556
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 14: was with you.

557
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 2: Francine was at the beach. Remember I already told you

558
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 2: that she needed a.

559
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 14: Beach day, so she left you at the store alone.

560
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. She's really nice, very trusting.

561
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 14: She never called me to tell me that she was

562
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 14: taking the day off.

563
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 20: Yeah.

564
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 2: I don't think she wanted you to know, now that

565
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: I think about it.

566
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 14: Okay, praise Just get to the point. What happened.

567
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 7: Well, started out being kind of a slow day, and

568
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,959
Speaker 7: then this kid comes in with his friends, and you know,

569
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 7: you know how kids are.

570
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 14: These days, right, I'm waiting for you to tell me something.

571
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 11: What happened?

572
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 7: So his friends are messing around at the Toppings bar and.

573
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 2: They are taking way too many gummy bears.

574
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 14: What They're just eating them at the bar, and they're

575
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 14: not putting them on the yogurt.

576
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 2: No, they weren't using spoons. I just thought it was

577
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 2: too much.

578
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 14: What yeah, let them put whatever they want on top

579
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Speaker 14: of the froyo.

580
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 2: In my mind, there's like a four gummy limit.

581
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 4: Right, No, no, no, well, I'm sorry, That's what I

582
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 4: was thinking at the time.

583
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: So I come up from behind and I said.

584
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 4: Hey, what are you doing little biggies?

585
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 14: Are you kidding me?

586
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 2: No, it's pretty good right the voice I did.

587
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 14: No, you are alienating my customers. What the hell you're

588
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 14: doing them.

589
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 2: I'm not alienating I gave one of them a wet willie.

590
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: It's funny. I never alienated them. I didn't think of that.

591
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 4: Whatever that was.

592
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 14: It's not funny. Look, okay, what did you say your

593
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 14: name was?

594
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 2: My name is Jojo. How are you forgetting Jojo? Frow?

595
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: Y'all?

596
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 14: Jojo? You're fired. You are fired. Do not bother coming

597
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 14: into work.

598
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 2: I'm not fired, I'm arrested.

599
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 11: What.

600
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

601
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 7: One of the moms freaked out when she saw me

602
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 7: get my fingy wet and put it in the kid's ear.

603
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 2: Apparently he's like six.

604
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,239
Speaker 14: Wait wait, take a joke, six years old. You just

605
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 14: told me they were teenagers.

606
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 2: I mean they were they were big six year olds.

607
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 14: Do you know that I could be sued over this

608
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 14: and lose my business?

609
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually what the mom said.

610
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 14: Oh my god, hey.

611
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 2: You have nothing to worry about, silly, I'm innocent.

612
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 14: Here you are if you put your finger in a

613
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 14: six year old.

614
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did, And there's video. I think that's the problem.

615
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 7: The cops have the video and then they gave a

616
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 7: copy to the mom, and the mom saw me.

617
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: Me stick my wet fingy in the kids here and.

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00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 14: Stop talking. I'm trying to figure this out. Oh my god, I.

619
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 2: Was wondering, can I leave early on Friday?

620
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 14: My sister, Oh no, you may not leave early because

621
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Speaker 14: you are fired.

622
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 2: Well, if I'm fired, then are you phone tapped?

623
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 14: What the hell are you talking about? You idiots like

624
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 14: Jojo and Froyo?

625
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: Your phone tap? Your phone fired?

626
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 7: I guess it doesn't go well, but this is all

627
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 7: I said up, But none of this is real.

628
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 14: What none of this is real?

629
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 2: My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

630
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 2: in the Morning. This is a prank.

631
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 14: Are you getting this is a prank?

632
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 5: Phone column?

633
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 7: Yes, your boyfriend Scene wanted to mess with you.

634
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, I was sitting here like absolutely paralyzed.

635
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: Well you didn't think that Willie thing was funny? You're silly, Elizabeth.

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00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 14: I believe I believe that she's the dumbest thing ever.

637
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: Wake up every.

638
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,959
Speaker 5: Morning, weekday Morning twenty Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

639
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 4: If you're single, you've definitely heard one of these lines before.

640
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 4: You just need to put yourself out there more. Oh yeah,

641
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 4: trust me when you know you know, you know you know,

642
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 4: or you're way too picky because our friend Susan just

643
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 4: went out with an ex convict clown named Jim who's

644
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 4: missing an eye and they're getting married.

645
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 14: Now.

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00:33:54,480 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 4: Wow, prison system has amazing healthcare. Absolutely w Anyways, if

647
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 4: I were to give advice to our listener on the phone,

648
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 4: it would be prepare yourself for anything. If you're coming

649
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 4: to us, you just don't know what you're gonna hear,

650
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:17,439
Speaker 4: and it's probably not gonna be good. And look, that's

651
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 4: exactly what happened when we did our second date update today.

652
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 4: I tried to warn you didn't listen. You'll hear for yourself.

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00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 4: Brand new second date, next second d up date. They

654
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 4: say dogs are a man's best friend. Why because they're

655
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 4: great wingmen?

656
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 3: Oh god, they really are very true.

657
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,240
Speaker 4: You have a cute dog with you, even a really

658
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 4: ugly dog. Gorgeous women will stop mid marathon to walk

659
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Speaker 4: over and pe.

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Speaker 1: And it's like sometimes the uglier dog, the more attractive

661
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Speaker 1: it is.

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00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 2: You took it. An ugly dog.

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00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,439
Speaker 4: She does don't even have a face.

664
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Speaker 3: You're just looking at it.

665
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 2: Sticking out.

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00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 4: And apparently that's how William met his date with the

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Speaker 4: help of a burn A doodle or is it a

668
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 4: doodle burn noodler?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 4: I can't keep up with all the cross breeds. And

671
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Speaker 4: when I say cross breeds, I mean my co host.

672
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Speaker 4: But enough about this group of snipers. Let's just talk

673
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 4: to William. William. How you doing, man?

674
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 11: Hey, how's it going? Guys?

675
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 3: Oh, you have a cute pup. What's the dog's name?

676
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 3: Is it bad that I care about that more than

677
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 3: your dates?

678
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 11: Stay right now. My dog's name is Bogie.

679
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 4: Wow, I know, buttons are coming loose already. Tell us

680
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 4: about Bogie and how Bogie helped you meet your girl.

681
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 11: So, yeah, so I goted Bogie like about a month

682
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 11: ago or so, and I started going to the dog

683
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 11: park and recently I met Rachelle and she has a

684
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 11: burn A doodle as well, so naturally, ye dogs are playing.

685
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 3: Together, same dog, right, Yeah?

686
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 11: So yeah, we started talking and we decided to end

687
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 11: up getting coffee.

688
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm so sorry I haven't listened to a single

689
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 4: thing you said because I was looking at pictures of

690
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 4: bern A doodles. Look at them. They're really like the

691
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 4: multi color. They're like white chest and like dark black

692
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 4: fur up on the face like a movie.

693
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, they're actually they're pretty awesome, like really great dogs.

694
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're going to a cafe. Is that what

695
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 3: we're doing?

696
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 4: Yes to So, yeah, go back to meeting.

697
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 7: I'll recap if they met, they have the same dog

698
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 7: and they agreed to go to a cafe right.

699
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 3: After the dog park, like same day, right.

700
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 14: Yeah.

701
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 11: Yeah, we ended up saying, oh, do you want to

702
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 11: like grab some coffee of the cafe over there? So

703
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 11: we sat outside, we you know, we just kind of

704
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,720
Speaker 11: getting to know each other and turned out that Rachelle

705
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 11: actually is really well well versed in coffee. I mean,

706
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 11: you know, she used to work out a coffee plant,

707
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,399
Speaker 11: you know, everything that goes into the roasting and all

708
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 11: of that.

709
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 4: And Brook he means a coffee factory. You know, he's

710
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 4: not you didn't work at just one plant.

711
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 11: Okay, that's so naturally she said. She said, actually there's

712
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 11: this coffee plant that does coffee toys.

713
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 3: Oh, like a roasting place.

714
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 11: Yeah, so she's like, do you want to do that?

715
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 11: Like we should go out there.

716
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 21: Sometimes those were required for my old job and those

717
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 21: people talk a lot.

718
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

719
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 4: I mean when I think hot, sexy, romantic date, I

720
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 4: don't think let's go see some coffee beans be roasted.

721
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know.

722
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 3: It's interesting, I mean because so much to learn.

723
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 11: I mean we met at the dog park, like it

724
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 11: was very till natural. It was just the vibe. It

725
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 11: was kind of like, okay, cool, this is a great

726
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 11: opportunity to hang out again.

727
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: Was it romantic, like, did it feel like there was

728
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: chemistry between the two?

729
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 11: Chemistry? Yeah for sure?

730
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, that's great. So did you actually end up

731
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 4: going on the coffee tour?

732
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 22: Oh?

733
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 11: Yeah, so we did. We actually went on the on

734
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 11: the date.

735
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 3: How was it?

736
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: How was the tour and the interaction with her?

737
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 11: It was actually way better than I was expecting it was.

738
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 11: There was just a lot of people on it, so

739
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 11: that was the only part that was a bit frustrating.

740
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 11: We naturally just kind of hung to the back most

741
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 11: of it, and she kind of would also explain to

742
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 11: me different things about the plant and whatnot. I mean,

743
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 11: very very sexy.

744
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is one of those things where you know

745
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 7: she's excited to show you.

746
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 21: Yeah.

747
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 7: So, I mean, you know, even if it's not interesting.

748
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 7: You bite the bullet, you let her go. You know,

749
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 7: her eyes are probably big, like oh in this, oh,

750
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 7: in this. At least she was having a good time.

751
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 4: I didn't know there were so many different types of

752
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 4: coffee beans, wow, black and more.

753
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 8: Could be like really attractive to see somebody like nerd

754
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 8: out on something that they're really into, even if you

755
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 8: don't like it.

756
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 11: That's not I think.

757
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 22: I'm like fall asleep over here.

758
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,479
Speaker 4: Like yeah, what what what was the most exciting part

759
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 4: of the coffee experience for you?

760
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 11: Well, so actually, probably midway through we just kind of

761
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 11: had a moment and then we actually just kissed, like

762
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 11: was very.

763
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 4: Like in the moment and is thisn't like the mandatory

764
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 4: kissing part of they have you kissed in front of

765
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 4: a giant coffee that.

766
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 11: No, they haven't, honestly, it's just it's just very natural

767
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 11: and so okay. But this little ten year old kids,

768
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 11: this little ten year old kid like was near us

769
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,919
Speaker 11: and we didn't see him, so he like totally called

770
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 11: us out on it. Yes, it was exactly like that,

771
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 11: and so it kind of like, you know, it was funny,

772
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 11: but it also kind of like killed the Bible a

773
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 11: little bit.

774
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, anytime you got kids around when you're trying to

775
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 1: make out not fun.

776
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 3: I can tell you from experience, you get better all

777
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 3: kids watching.

778
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 4: So how did you leave things at the end of

779
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 4: the day.

780
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 11: So from there just there was only probably ten minutes

781
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 11: left of the date. Then it just like we took

782
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 11: some coffee, said we had fun, looking forward to like

783
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 11: hanging out again, and just went our separate ways and.

784
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 2: That was it.

785
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 11: And then I actually I haven't heard from her again

786
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 11: since then.

787
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you like you've texted her and you've

788
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 3: gotten nothing back.

789
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 11: Yeah, like she's just kind of gone m I A,

790
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 11: oh no, it seems a bit weird.

791
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,879
Speaker 4: It is weird. I don't know. We're gonna We're gonna

792
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 4: play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Rochelle and

793
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 4: figure out why. After your thrilling coffee tour, she is

794
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 4: some for some reason not calling you back.

795
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 23: Coffee breath, you guys, it was her idea and they kissed.

796
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 4: My god a child. We'll see what she has to

797
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 4: say after this. Hold on. The First step in coffee

798
00:40:54,760 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 4: production is harvest be at peak ripeness.

799
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 13: Next they process the beans either or.

800
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 4: The wet method. Then they drive after the wet part

801
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 4: on large parchment sleeves the whole deep pulp grade and

802
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 4: sort the beans into one of seventeen categories.

803
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 3: Did you google concerns? Are you just reading?

804
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 2: We need to break? Guys?

805
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 4: Get up there and we fall asleep.

806
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 3: He did not take the date with Bori you did.

807
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 4: I better stop before it gets too raunchy in the

808
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 4: studio because I'm.

809
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 2: Just describing this.

810
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 4: I'm describing William's first date where he and Rochelle went

811
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 4: to a coffee production plan and got the whole history

812
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 4: about how coffee's made.

813
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 2: And Jeffrey away. This thing is dumb and boring. Brooke

814
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 2: and I seem to think it's cool that they.

815
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 3: Were in and even yeah, they've both enjoyed it. They

816
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 3: made out in the middle, you guys.

817
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 4: I was skeptical that it could be a romantic experience,

818
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 4: but there was a kiss in front of a ten

819
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 4: year old, so I'm correct very hot. But now it's

820
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 4: been a week and Rachelle isn't calling back after the day.

821
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 4: We're hoping to figure out why did we miss anything there? William?

822
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 4: I know, yeah, you guys, it sounds like you were

823
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 4: a little bit turned on there.

824
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 3: William why do you we'd never heard. Why do you

825
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 3: think she's not calling you back?

826
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 11: I don't really know, I don't know if you're seeing

827
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 11: someone else, and then realized we did keep seeing each

828
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 11: other with I don't know, I don't I don't really know.

829
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 11: But like, even if that was the case, it's kind

830
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 11: of like say that it's and it's not you have

831
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 11: to be weird.

832
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 3: Well, maybe she has a totally reasonable explanation.

833
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 4: Maybe, And I'm sure we can bring your two beans

834
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 4: together to make the perfect brew roast.

835
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 11: Yeah, very nice, very nice.

836
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, with some sort of medium blonde blend, more

837
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 4: like a burn a blend because of their dogs. But

838
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 4: let's just get We'll just stop with these puns and

839
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 4: get this over with.

840
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 2: Here we go.

841
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 4: Hell, Hey, is this Rachelle?

842
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 21: Yeah?

843
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 20: Is this she?

844
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 4: Hey Rachelle. My name is jeff from the radio show

845
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh okay, I'm calling

846
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 4: you for a second date update today. I'm not sure

847
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 4: if you're familiar with that segment, but we're looking to

848
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 4: reconnect you with one of our listeners using the dry

849
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 4: or wet mesh.

850
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 23: Stop second, Oh my god, I'm sorry, Rachelley I'm very sorry.

851
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 3: She's gonna hang up.

852
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 21: Is this am I in the radio right now?

853
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 4: Yes, you're on the sexiest morning show in North America

854
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 4: right now. Oh, Jeffrey in.

855
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 3: The morning saying so much for radio?

856
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 4: Isn't it number one morning show for beans?

857
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 13: Please stop?

858
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 21: What's going on?

859
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 4: One of our listeners is trying to get a hold

860
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 4: of you, named William that you went out with.

861
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:21,240
Speaker 11: Oh my, oh.

862
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 20: No, no, no, no.

863
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 4: No, yeah.

864
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 3: Why that reaction.

865
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: It sounds like you had such a great time on

866
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: the date.

867
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 11: It was so awkward.

868
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 3: I did not expect this.

869
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 4: I know we were expecting a little bit of a

870
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 4: better reaction from you. After we heard about your day.

871
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 4: William told us about the coffee plant factory and said

872
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 4: he's been trying to get a hold of you for

873
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 4: the last week, texting and asking you out again, but

874
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 4: you're not responding.

875
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 20: Yeah. I don't know what to say. I don't know

876
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 20: what to say right now.

877
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: You guys sounded like you could be so cute, like

878
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: you had the same dog.

879
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 20: Yeah, yet Bogie got along with Thanky really really good cute.

880
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 23: Yeah.

881
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 21: I mean, it's just it's it's really weird that he

882
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,399
Speaker 21: told you about our date.

883
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,439
Speaker 4: Yeah. I thought it was weird too that he would

884
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 4: tell us that, but it does help with how the

885
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 4: segment works, because we want to know about what you

886
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 4: guys did together and how the interaction was, and from

887
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 4: our end, it seemed okay, minus the part where you

888
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 4: made out in front of a ten year old.

889
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 14: Oh he told you that?

890
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 20: Oh my god, yeah he said.

891
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 3: I mean it sounded cute and sweet.

892
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: And then it got, of course interrupted when some kid

893
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: called you guys out on the coffee tour.

894
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 20: Okay, so he told you he told you a lot.

895
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I'm just going to cut to the chase, like,

896
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 4: what is the reason that you're not getting ahold of

897
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 4: him again?

898
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 20: Okay?

899
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 21: So okay, I mean when I first met him, it

900
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 21: was like great, and you know, there's like a spark

901
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 21: with people when you meet him, and we got to

902
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 21: know each other, we got coffee, we like hung out

903
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 21: for like an hour and some change, and he's super cute,

904
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 21: Like he's really he's really cute.

905
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 3: He's really attractive, but oh my god, what is then?

906
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 21: It just like I realized when we were together with

907
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 21: the dogs, he was like an eight, you know, but

908
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 21: like without Bogie, he was like a five.

909
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 20: Or six, and I don't know why.

910
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 21: I don't know why you.

911
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: Weren't attracted to him at the coffee tour when he

912
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: didn't have his dog.

913
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 21: I mean like physically he is very cute, but there

914
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 21: is something about him not having his dog around that

915
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 21: like really dulled his personality or something like I've never

916
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 21: had this happen.

917
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 4: His dog's the hot one in the relationships.

918
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 14: Got this competition?

919
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,399
Speaker 1: Is it like he ran out of things to talk

920
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: to you about, because I mean maybe that was your

921
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: similar shared thing, was the dogs.

922
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 14: Maybe.

923
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 21: Yeah, that's a good point, Like I honestly because this

924
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 21: has never happened me before, and I was like, I

925
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 21: can't pinpoint what the heck it is. I think it's

926
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 21: like I would hate out with him all the time

927
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 21: if he was with his dog because there was just

928
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 21: something about him.

929
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 14: And I was like, what's wrong with that?

930
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 4: I'm sure that's an option. Yeah, he can do with

931
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 4: his dog twenty four to seven and then he'll never

932
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 4: be unattractive to you.

933
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 3: Oh but you guys you kissed on the tour.

934
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,879
Speaker 21: Yeah, I mean like things weren't really going that good

935
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 21: on my end, and I didn't quite like I couldn't

936
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 21: figure out what was going on.

937
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 20: Why I wasn't into him anymore.

938
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 21: So I just kind of kissed.

939
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 4: Him to try like spark something.

940
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 20: Yeah, it's just I didn't. I didn't feel anything.

941
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,919
Speaker 3: But if he would have had his dog, you would

942
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 3: have been so into it.

943
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 20: Maybe maybe I would have been so weird.

944
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, and this is this is a tough one to

945
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,280
Speaker 4: come back from.

946
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 3: But his fall.

947
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 4: William does deserve to know the truth. And he heard

948
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 4: it directly from you now, Rachelle, because I didn't.

949
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 2: Tell you this, but I forgot he was.

950
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 20: Yeah.

951
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's going to raise or lower

952
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 4: his rating in your mind, but he's been on the

953
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 4: other line listening this whole time. Yeah, he wants to

954
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 4: talk to you.

955
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 3: Serious, Okay, it's just how you feel.

956
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:08,959
Speaker 14: Hey.

957
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know I'm definitely surprised to hear that.

958
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 3: But sorry, buddy, are you okay?

959
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 11: I'm totally fine. I mean, I I just if you

960
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 11: had just said that, like, we wouldn't I guess we

961
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 11: wouldn't be here. I thought you were into it, And

962
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 11: if you had just said, hey, wasn't feeling it? Like no, no, okay,

963
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 11: but I.

964
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 21: Did feel it like I felt it with you and

965
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 21: Bogey just not not just you.

966
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 20: You know, like that's that tumble right there.

967
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 21: That's what does it for me.

968
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 11: I mean, I don't know what kind of freaking stuger into.

969
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 3: It does sound strange.

970
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 4: Sense to me. It's like that man is only attractive

971
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 4: if Robin's there with him.

972
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 2: That's not true.

973
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 4: Some people think that adds a little bit of extra

974
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 4: spice to him.

975
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 2: That's like saying Alfred has yeah, I'll.

976
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 4: Take Alfred too. Oh god.

977
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,479
Speaker 1: I mean here's the thing for maybe you're not giving

978
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: him enough chance because maybe the coffee thing was boring,

979
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: like Jeff said, and the lighting was bad, and like

980
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: there just wasn't a place to be sparky.

981
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 4: What is boring about de hulling and grading and sorting coffee?

982
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 4: Tell me one boring thing about that.

983
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 3: I thought it was interesting.

984
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: But maybe that's why you got the vibe that things

985
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: were dead.

986
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 20: Okay, I mean, I like, think about like another date or.

987
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you should give another chance.

988
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 4: I think so too. And he can promise to carry

989
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,919
Speaker 4: around a picture of his dog with him right next

990
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 4: to his face, so it's like they're both there all

991
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 4: the time, and we'll pay for that date.

992
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 21: I mean i'de it for hanging out again if it

993
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 21: was like that'sen our dog.

994
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 11: Oh okay, to be honest and not to make it

995
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 11: anymore awkward, like I really don't, it's not I don't

996
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 11: need to go on a second date. Like I heard enough,

997
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 11: like I know how we are you saying, and I

998
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 11: would actually just rather like keep it cool. We see

999
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 11: each other the dog parking, our dogs play like, just

1000
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 11: have to be awkward, like you're into the dog, you know?

1001
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 21: But wait, can we agree that like the kids seeing

1002
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 21: us kiss on our first kiss ever, like that's totally

1003
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 21: a sign that we shouldn't be together.

1004
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,280
Speaker 11: I feel like I just I thought it was funny.

1005
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 11: I didn't really think about it that deeply.

1006
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 2: But yeah, you guys agreed. Still a successful second date.

1007
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 3: I think you've handled this really maturely.

1008
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 4: Oh thank you, Brook. I do think I did a

1009
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 4: really good job of handling this. I came through in

1010
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 4: a big way. Okay, I appreciate recognizing my greatness.

1011
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 7: Fore you made it through a whole coffee second date

1012
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 7: updates Jeff in the morning.

1013
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 4: One of our listeners sent us an interesting email the

1014
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 4: other day. They said they were looking through the help

1015
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 4: wanted pages on Craigslist and came across a post that

1016
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 4: we had to see.

1017
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 3: Yes, I love it.

1018
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 4: Worded it to us. I'll just read it real quick.

1019
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 4: It says lonely mother of two here. Ever since the

1020
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 4: bridge to my house reopened, I've been hunting for a

1021
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 4: man who can make mama her again. I have a man,

1022
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 4: someone not only relatable, but maybe even related.

1023
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 3: I have d a cousin.

1024
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 4: You guys, rumor that's why you're looking for one? Clearly,

1025
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 4: Oh my God, message me and after I dropped my

1026
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 4: kids off at school, we can share both of my

1027
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 4: famous oyster salad and break in the back seat of

1028
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 4: my new.

1029
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 3: Kia Jokes on you. I don't take my kids to school.

1030
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 3: My husband does that? Somebody else?

1031
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, whoever posted that, then I hope that they

1032
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 4: found maybe that mystery lonely mama posted again. We'll check

1033
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 4: during a brand new Craigslist Misconnections coming up right after

1034
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 4: this City Misconnections.

1035
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 5: That was me staring.

1036
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 4: It's a special holiday edition of Craigslist Misconnections Today.

1037
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 3: We're getting in the spirit, I see.

1038
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 4: And during this time of year, there's only two places

1039
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 4: to find true love. One is on the ice skating rink.

1040
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 4: Next to the hockey players beating each other with frozen

1041
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 4: Yule logs. Yeah, I think those are you logs. The

1042
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 4: second is on the pages of craigslist dot org. We

1043
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 4: scour that website every week and we found the best

1044
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 4: holiday misconnections that they had to offer us, like this.

1045
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 4: First one titled you.

1046
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 17: Help me pick out the perfect Christmas tree?

1047
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 4: Oh I Love his life Woman for Man seventy three

1048
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,439
Speaker 4: behind the strip mall oh.

1049
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 2: Random.

1050
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 17: She says, I'm kind of a novice when it comes

1051
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 17: to picking out Christmas trees. My second husband, Gerald God

1052
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 17: Rest his Soul, used to cut them down himself by

1053
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 17: taking them out of other people's yards.

1054
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 1: And one.

1055
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 17: Years when I was tree shopping the other night, you

1056
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 17: appeared out of nowhere like a pine needle criss kringle,

1057
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 17: and you told me you knew the secret to picking

1058
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 17: out the perfect tree.

1059
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I want to know.

1060
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 17: You then plucked exactly three needles from the one I

1061
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 17: was looking at and placed them on the top of

1062
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 17: your tongue.

1063
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 10: Nomore, You swished them around in your mouth like a

1064
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 10: fine wine and proceeded to tell me what month and

1065
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 10: day the tree was cut down and what region.

1066
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 4: Two. Very impressive.

1067
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 17: Wow, and apparently you weren't done For the next five minutes.

1068
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 17: You got up inside my tree and ran your fingers

1069
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 17: up and down its wooden trunk, inspecting it for imperfections

1070
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 17: and holes where small creatures could hide.

1071
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 8: So I don't think that's after you were done.

1072
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 17: I went to pay and told the cashier to give

1073
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 17: you my number. But so far it's been quiet on

1074
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 17: the home front. But if I'm being honest, the fires

1075
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 17: are roaring downstairs.

1076
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: I don't think you want anything on fire down there.

1077
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 17: Yeah, how about a complimentary house call to water my bush?

1078
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 2: Oh?

1079
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 4: Wow, I mean tree?

1080
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1081
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 4: That's signed Gwenevieve.

1082
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 8: Sure God.

1083
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1084
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 4: This next misconnection is titled I Know what I wish

1085
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 4: for this Christmas? It's you, man for a woman forty

1086
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 4: one Santa's Workshop. He says. I was in line with

1087
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 4: my five kids looking to get some Sanda pics when

1088
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 4: I spotted you.

1089
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 3: Oh man, five children.

1090
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:02,720
Speaker 4: Wow, you had on red tights, a short green mini skirt,

1091
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 4: and some curly hooker shoes.

1092
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 21: I think.

1093
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 4: That's when I realized you weren't just another floozy walking

1094
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 4: around the mall looking for a trick.

1095
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 3: I don't think that that's what happens at the mall.

1096
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,799
Speaker 4: You were Santa's Elf for the day. When it was

1097
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 4: our turn, my five little felons ran into the Jolly

1098
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 4: Guy's lamp. I tried a few pickup lines. They were

1099
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 4: mostly about gingerbread hardening in the oven. You said you

1100
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 4: didn't get it, and I said you will. Before I

1101
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 4: knew it, my youngest Milo took off Santa's boot and

1102
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 4: threw up in it. In the craziness, we got separated

1103
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 4: and I chased my kids all the way over to

1104
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:58,720
Speaker 4: the food court for security escorted us out. Oh wow,

1105
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 4: but it's all right. I'll see you again next week

1106
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 4: when I bring my other three kids for a picture.

1107
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 24: Children that's signed drabber oh Man.

1108
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 4: He made eight children at least that we know of Brook.

1109
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 4: You know he's a casanova hooker.

1110
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 3: That Nick Cannon's cousin.

1111
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,839
Speaker 4: Let's go to your next holiday theme misconnection. This one

1112
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,240
Speaker 4: says you're the new girl man for Woman thirty six

1113
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 4: the office. He says, I met you at one of

1114
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 4: the lamest company holiday parties I've ever been to.

1115
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 3: Ours must have been at ours.

1116
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 4: According to the rules, this year's party had to be

1117
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 4: a dry event, which meant no alcohol our. That's why

1118
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 4: I know I was actually attracted to you, because I

1119
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,240
Speaker 4: wasn't pulling up to Slosh Island.

1120
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 3: Look at that little bright side to sobriety.

1121
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 4: You were wearing snowflake shaped earrings and a Christmas sweater

1122
00:56:55,239 --> 00:57:02,240
Speaker 4: with blinking lights that said Bipolar Express. We were chatting

1123
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 4: about how boring the party was when I offered a

1124
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 4: spice things up a little. That's when I showed you

1125
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,720
Speaker 4: my hidden flask and you giggled with delight.

1126
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you have her.

1127
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 4: After we shared a couple swigs, you got a weird

1128
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 4: look on your face and told me I was an

1129
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 4: embarrassment to serious drinkers everywhere. Oh you walked away, and

1130
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 4: I thought I was out of luck.

1131
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 3: Oh she was actually just disappointed.

1132
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 4: But five minutes later you came back and whispered in

1133
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 4: my ear, so you really want a party? And that's

1134
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 4: when you chugged a tiny bottle of liquid white out

1135
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 4: and kissed me on the forehead, leaving a white lipstain. O, no, mama.

1136
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 3: She's gotta have at least ulcers.

1137
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 4: After that, I lost track of you in the crowd,

1138
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 4: but the last thing I saw were paramedics pulling up

1139
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 4: to the front of the building.

1140
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,919
Speaker 2: It is it, it's like pain.

1141
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 4: I figured you were involved. Yeah, let me know how

1142
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 4: things ended up. And to tell the truth, I'm not

1143
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 4: sure I'm ready for you. But what the hell? This

1144
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 4: year has been a disaster anyway, Signed.

1145
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 24: Rob Holiday themed Craigslist, Miska.

1146
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 5: Holidays, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1147
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 4: Right now, we've got Roma on the phone. Roma is

1148
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 4: a is a grandma and you know what she's doing

1149
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 4: right now? She is calling us on her brand new

1150
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 4: cell phone. That's right. She didn't say that she was

1151
00:58:55,360 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 4: a Drake fan. I'm just assuming Roma stopped her over

1152
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 4: there and say hi to the show.

1153
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 20: Welcome, Hello, Hello, how are you guys?

1154
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 14: I'm giving you what's some of them say?

1155
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 3: What you sound like a real young grandma.

1156
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're super cool.

1157
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 14: I am.

1158
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 22: My grandson is nine now, and he is we all

1159
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 22: listen to you, guys, Brandy school.

1160
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 2: I love that.

1161
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 3: Keep it in the family.

1162
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 2: What's his name was? Give him a shout out? His

1163
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 2: name is?

1164
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 22: You listen and I listened to you all the time,

1165
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 22: but I've never been through so.

1166
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 11: This is awesome.

1167
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 4: Hey, well, we're happy to have you on. Let's send yes, And.

1168
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 22: I am forty nine, and so I became a grandma

1169
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 22: at forty oh forty nine.

1170
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 4: She's forty nine.

1171
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 7: Brook, Oh my gosh, Okay, Brook yells, oh my god,

1172
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 7: you're young.

1173
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 4: Brook is leaving and while she heads out Rama. You

1174
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 4: know how the game works. He got thirty seconds answer

1175
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 4: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1176
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 4: you can say past. But you do have to beat

1177
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 4: Brook out right to win. Are you ready?

1178
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:50,919
Speaker 11: Yes?

1179
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 20: I am?

1180
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 11: Okay.

1181
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 4: Maybe you should get out of the middle of the

1182
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 4: street before you started answering questions.

1183
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 11: Yes, a clear, Okay.

1184
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 4: Here we go. Your time starts now. On this day.

1185
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 4: In nineteen fifty four, what famous burger chain opened its

1186
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 4: first location in Miami. McDonald shogan means military commander in

1187
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 4: what language.

1188
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 11: Russian.

1189
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 4: For the board game Monopoly, there's two card piles. One

1190
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 4: is labeled Chance. What's the other question?

1191
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 2: Community?

1192
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 11: Sorry?

1193
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 4: What US state has the highest amount of electoral votes?

1194
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 2: New York?

1195
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 4: All right, got those answers. It came in a little

1196
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 4: bit slowly, But I'm gonna blame it on the emergency

1197
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 4: that just happened. I'm gonna say that, yeah, definitely not

1198
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 4: the new cell phone that you're talking to us on

1199
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 4: right now. And here's the thing that something that I

1200
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 4: know a little bit about Roma is the holidays this

1201
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 4: year are gonna be a really special deal for her.

1202
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 4: She's got five kids, seven grand kids. Oh my gosh,

1203
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 4: and tell us why this year you're trying to make

1204
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 4: your Christmas ex special?

1205
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 22: So last year I was diagnosed with cancer and it

1206
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 22: my life. It made me realize that life's so short

1207
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 22: that you need to make memories with your family and

1208
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 22: loved ones.

1209
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 14: And that's what the holiday sperit's about.

1210
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, it makes me cry.

1211
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 4: Well, amen to making this year in this Christmas count.

1212
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a good health for you.

1213
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 22: Thank you guys, search allowing me to play with and

1214
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 22: talk with you guys.

1215
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 3: You guys are all you're so sweet, role bizarre. All

1216
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 3: right now, I'm gonna have to beat you, but like you.

1217
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:37,439
Speaker 4: It's with the Christmas spirit that Brook's gonna take you down.

1218
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 4: But let's find out. She has to answer these questions first.

1219
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 4: You're ready, Brook, Yeah, I'm ready. Your time starts now.

1220
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 4: On this day. In nineteen fifty four, what famous burger

1221
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 4: chain opened its first location in Miami My burger king

1222
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 4: Shogun means military commander in what language Japan. For the

1223
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 4: board game Monopoly, there are two card piles. One is

1224
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 4: labeled Chance.

1225
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 3: What's the other monopoly pass?

1226
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 4: What US state has the highest amount of electoral votes?

1227
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 1: Highest Mount California.

1228
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 4: In astronomy, a grouping of stars is known.

1229
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 3: As what constellation.

1230
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 4: All right, that's a lot of good questions in there.

1231
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 4: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you both

1232
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 4: did with Jose.

1233
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 18: Do all of us a favor and go have a

1234
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 18: heart attack, you little rat face.

1235
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 4: In the spirit of Christmas, help me help you.

1236
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 2: We love you. You got zero votes.

1237
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 5: I know.

1238
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 3: You're wing in love though, yay, you really are.

1239
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 2: Am and Brook you got three.

1240
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 4: Sorry about that rough fell in your first try, Roma,

1241
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 4: but make sure you come back and do it again.

1242
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 4: We're gonna go over the answers here real fast. On

1243
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 4: this day, in nineteen fifty four, Burger King opened its

1244
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 4: first chain location in Miami.

1245
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 3: It makes sense that King's from Miami. Me to me, yeah, you.

1246
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 4: Know his swagger Shogan means military commander in Japanese. In

1247
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,920
Speaker 4: the board game Monopoly, the two card piles are the

1248
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 4: Chance pile and the community chess. So we actually did

1249
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 4: not give her that only said community the trick.

1250
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 6: He also only said Japan I did.

1251
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we didn't give Brook Japanese because oh we didn't.

1252
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 2: We didn't say what country.

1253
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 4: Wow, we're strict on this got zero, so we're gonna

1254
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 4: be very strict.

1255
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1256
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 4: The US state with the heist mount electoral votes is

1257
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 4: California with fifty five. Texas is second with thirty eight.

1258
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 4: New York and Florida are tied with third at twenty nine.

1259
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 4: And in astronomy, a grouping of stars is known as

1260
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 4: a galaxy.

1261
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 2: But we did give that to you.

1262
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 4: I vote boo on that. Okay, we're gonna take it away.

1263
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 4: It doesn't even matter. Roman unfortunately couldn't get the victory there,

1264
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 4: but you do get some free Brook and Jeffrey swag.

1265
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 22: That's awesome.

1266
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 20: Thank you guys so much letting me have a good.

1267
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 3: Cry this morning. I appreciated that. I'm to be alive,

1268
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 3: so I'm grateful you.

1269
01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,959
Speaker 4: We're glad you're here. Rama, thank you so much for playing,

1270
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 4: and we'll be back to the wind Brooks bok same

1271
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 4: time tomorrow.

1272
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning