Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion to
Speaker 1: talk back. Hey, everybody, welcome to a new episode. We
Speaker 1: talked back at your girl, Tim Bam. I love you all.
Speaker 1: How y'are doing? What's up, y'all? Let your girl a
Speaker 1: j Hey, where's that? Hey girl? I'm I see bit,
Speaker 1: I see you suffering. What the hell you've been doing, y'all?
Speaker 1: This bitch love to go out on the fucking Sunday
Speaker 1: night knowing. Damn Well, listen, we repre record obviously right,
Speaker 1: and y'all should see how sad this puppy look. Right now, man,
Speaker 1: I'm down, bad man. Two tequila shot, three tequila shots
Speaker 1: did me in. It's just I'm doing keto and I
Speaker 1: I went out to celebrate, uh my cousin's she got
Speaker 1: an award at her job and we went out to celebrate.
Speaker 1: You would have thought I got the award at my
Speaker 1: job because the bitch was lit in the city yesterday.
Speaker 1: I was doing the most and I got my neck
Speaker 1: hurt because I got carried out lost and found by
Speaker 1: the security drunk. Shame. I just went up to it
Speaker 1: was a bunch of security guards and they looked they
Speaker 1: wasn't busy then I just walked up to the security
Speaker 1: to about I beat all y'all lands and then I
Speaker 1: did like a throat chop at one day, I was like,
Speaker 1: I did, I went for the nuts and I was
Speaker 1: just playing though yeah I was making it sound effects too.
Speaker 1: He picked me up and carry me out over his head.
Speaker 1: I don't I'm get feeling because you told me this ship,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, are you playing or you really gotta
Speaker 1: put out the club this weekend? Grown woman at your
Speaker 1: big age. I don't know if I could go back.
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to go back in, but I mean
Speaker 1: they walked me. They walked me out over his head
Speaker 1: and put me outside, So I'm assuming that I was
Speaker 1: put out? Yo? Were they white? Security guards are black? Uh?
Speaker 1: The the one who carred me over his head was
Speaker 1: mixed race. But the rest was anybody laughing? Or did
Speaker 1: everybody have like straight face put this bit out there?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, I can't, I don't know.
Speaker 1: All I know is after I was put down, I
Speaker 1: went to my friends car to go home. So I'm
Speaker 1: assuming YEA, yeah, I had a sneakers, but I was
Speaker 1: in there like I'm security. Now, let me pack these
Speaker 1: bitches down, like I was just acting so stupid. And
Speaker 1: then I got I got to my apartment and like
Speaker 1: the fire department was in the lobby. I don't know
Speaker 1: what was going on, but I started sexually harassing the fireman.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, y'all look so good in y'all uniform.
Speaker 1: I gotta fire, y'all can put out right now, let's
Speaker 1: see hot right here. I was just so just disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed in myself. I hope my office doesn't
Speaker 1: call me. I was saying this in front of everybody
Speaker 1: waiting in the lobby, So I'm ashamed. Some people thought
Speaker 1: it was funny. Some people were annoyed with me. How
Speaker 1: do you feel today? So I'm ashamed of myself and
Speaker 1: like a whole heathen? Did you need to be admitted?
Speaker 1: What the hell? Then I couldn't get upstairs, like so
Speaker 1: I lived on the four floor, and the fire department was,
Speaker 1: you know, not allowing us to go on the elevator.
Speaker 1: And instead of me waiting for whatever the issue was
Speaker 1: to be okay for us to go in the building,
Speaker 1: as people were coming down the stairs, I went up
Speaker 1: to see me was not about the wal I did?
Speaker 1: I did twenty four flights up on it was the liquor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, I had to sit down on thirteen.
Speaker 1: You remember when we went to walk up that mountain?
Speaker 1: What's that mountain? Uh? Mount Rushmore? Felt like the girl
Speaker 1: you enginette was sucking hiking. Bitch. I was so fucking
Speaker 1: fat by y'all, Like my fucking body was in shocked.
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine being drunk walking up twenty four flights
Speaker 1: and steps. Bit you all crazy. I didn't yeah flights,
Speaker 1: that's like just drunk, Like I'm not waiting all the
Speaker 1: fire department. I would have smoked so weedn't go to bed.
Speaker 1: So wait a minute, people coming down from the apartment
Speaker 1: because there could possibly be a fire. But the situation,
Speaker 1: your ass going up the stairs, I'm going up to
Speaker 1: steal man. I'm going home, y'all gonna have to come
Speaker 1: get me out of my house. Give me this dumb
Speaker 1: bitch flow waving your hands at the goddamn window on
Speaker 1: the office and nobody looking at hell on the patty
Speaker 1: other ship, fucking dumb man. I was done yesterday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so how are we going to do better? What have
Speaker 1: you learned from this situation? Don't eat a piece of bread.
Speaker 1: Beach not in bitch, because you're gonna do the same ship.
Speaker 1: Come this fucking sun. I'm going to the Vegas this weekend.
Speaker 1: It might go cool, even dumber. Well, look, you had
Speaker 1: enough fun for both of us, you know my dad,
Speaker 1: and weekends don't be that eventful. I don't do much
Speaker 1: this weekend. Made a couple of wigs, and um, I'm
Speaker 1: in a wedding this week in the Dominican Republic. So
Speaker 1: that's what I'm planning that, I hope. So I hope
Speaker 1: it's not all like wedding. Like I need at least
Speaker 1: one full day at the beach. We're all going to
Speaker 1: have like a yard day, but I need I need
Speaker 1: like one day to lay at the beach. I really
Speaker 1: need some water. Yeah, soak up that good bye to
Speaker 1: me my fucking body right now. Dog, I had to
Speaker 1: go to the chiropractice. My back is so fucked up,
Speaker 1: like if I need to go to my neck hurt
Speaker 1: ever since then they picked me up last night. He
Speaker 1: might look, you might got a lawsuit from harassing noon.
Speaker 1: But I need to dip in the damn ocean. Man,
Speaker 1: It's I can hell naturally. So this week is stupid
Speaker 1: internet news. What we got going on? Um, I've seen
Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather and he game looking like Mr T Nigger
Speaker 1: had on seventeen Cuban League. Now he's gonna need to
Speaker 1: sucking chiropractic because this is not gonna break off pounds
Speaker 1: and some ship. What what are you trying to prove?
Speaker 1: Like at this point? And it's almost corny because you
Speaker 1: like a grown ass man. Come on, man, what do
Speaker 1: the chains on? That's like? Is it a Napoleon complex?
Speaker 1: I like, where just little nigga syndrome? I don't know
Speaker 1: what that's about. I don't know. I saw a post
Speaker 1: that said, damn Floyd, we know you ain't really broke.
Speaker 1: You ain't gotta show us your jury at one time, right, Like,
Speaker 1: I've never seen that many changes on one person before.
Speaker 1: I feel like, I mean, he miss the T ship exactly,
Speaker 1: But where are you going at? Well, we saw he
Speaker 1: got just like Mr T. Ever since he got that
Speaker 1: lace front, that lead press of bullshit. Girl, I can't
Speaker 1: believe him. Look like a bunch of little people here.
Speaker 1: They don't even you know what it looks like. Uh,
Speaker 1: it looks like vel Crow, you know, like the soft
Speaker 1: the soft side of velcrow. Yeah it does. I actually
Speaker 1: kind of like it on him, though I ain't gonna lie,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't imagine like getting one, No, like looking
Speaker 1: up at him and close. You know how you can
Speaker 1: see the grid on a lace front? Did you managine
Speaker 1: walking up the floating? I don't think it's a lace, friend,
Speaker 1: that's implant. He got implants? Oh he got hair yeah those? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not a la I'm so I'm assuming he got
Speaker 1: a had a hair cut. Dog boy. Money allows you
Speaker 1: to do a lot of dumb ship right because I
Speaker 1: showed with feeling this little edge right here. If I
Speaker 1: had it's a little spot right here on the edge, Baby,
Speaker 1: I feel that bitch in are you better get them? Uh?
Speaker 1: Dumb kaleidoscope drops? Dodo ships work? You ever used them?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll just be putting our shot on
Speaker 1: that hole I show. We'll take a little brush and
Speaker 1: cannot tell me you're sucking. That's stupid. I'll fucking sicking you,
Speaker 1: sicking you now? Who wants this bitch? Man? Who this bitch?
Speaker 1: I'm not walking around with my little hole show and
Speaker 1: I'm feeling that bitch in the best way I know how, Yo,
Speaker 1: you gotta do what you gotta you man, But oh ship,
Speaker 1: you see Kanye build a bitch building building, Kim at
Speaker 1: water add water for instant, Kim right, what the fund
Speaker 1: is that about? Like? And she'd be wearing the black
Speaker 1: shades like Kim always does, not saying I mean we
Speaker 1: wear black shades too, But you look like him. But
Speaker 1: her mouth is different. It's something with her in her
Speaker 1: mouth is just weird to me. But aside from that,
Speaker 1: she looks like when she put sunglasses on, she's a
Speaker 1: pretty girl. But I just think Kanye is just he
Speaker 1: misses his baby mama. But what kind of bit you
Speaker 1: gotta be to actually play a bit for a man?
Speaker 1: What time? What is what's wrong with you? Like? I
Speaker 1: can understand him seeking out. I can understand him because
Speaker 1: you know, Kim is the prototype basically, so I can
Speaker 1: understand him. But I would not be like I would
Speaker 1: you address you addressed? I would even start talking like
Speaker 1: that bitch. Oh my god, this is like so like bizarre.
Speaker 1: Are you happy? She always like, are you happy? West?
Speaker 1: A billionaire? Kanye West? Yes? Like, man, my intact, my
Speaker 1: integrity must be too intact, because I'm not about to
Speaker 1: play a bit for a man. What the hell is
Speaker 1: that about? I'll be like soon did I leave in
Speaker 1: the fun? Are you talking about? Yo? Fucking maniac man?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah? I cannot, I cannot, I cannot.
Speaker 1: But that's just I guess he was actually dating this
Speaker 1: person simultaneously with Julia Fox. Julia Fox done dumping that
Speaker 1: been said she didn't cried since nineties seven. I hear that,
Speaker 1: But Kanye got him. Oh Kim look alike. Man, they
Speaker 1: don't get no crazier than that, right. I'm just it's
Speaker 1: always interesting to watch Kanye. Did you see his documentary
Speaker 1: on it? I Love Love Love? Did we talk about
Speaker 1: that last week? Well, we talked about the first episode.
Speaker 1: There are another new episode. Okay, I haven't seen a
Speaker 1: new seen it. Man. Let me tell you. People can
Speaker 1: say what the funk they want to say about Kanye,
Speaker 1: but I see exactly why Kanye is the way he is.
Speaker 1: They created a fucking villain like mm hmm. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: like the nigga music, like especially from college. Dropout was
Speaker 1: a one. So you mean to tell me you an
Speaker 1: these record labels? You hanging out with, uh everybody from
Speaker 1: Rockefeller every day? You def jam um executive offices every
Speaker 1: day and they're hearing your music and they don't know
Speaker 1: you the ship. Y'all playing with him like he ain't
Speaker 1: the ship because y'all just want him to keep producing
Speaker 1: beats for y'all artists not wanting to sign him and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, Like Kanye Us, Kanye West is a
Speaker 1: solid I was about to say that, a solid human being.
Speaker 1: I was really tripping for a second. He was though
Speaker 1: I believe he was. He was, and they created a villain,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. There was one scene on
Speaker 1: the first on the first episode, on the first part,
Speaker 1: I forgot the other rapper, damn Or. It was actually
Speaker 1: a producer who had he had went on the radio
Speaker 1: station in Chicago and played Kanye like he was starting
Speaker 1: like a fake beef with Kanye basically, So Kanye pulled
Speaker 1: up on him and they talked about it. They ended
Speaker 1: up hugging and shaking hands. But I can look in
Speaker 1: his face and his eyes. He looked hurt a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of different situations on those documentaries, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So, and then you know, even
Speaker 1: when he got to the point to where he got signed,
Speaker 1: and you know, he had to do through through the
Speaker 1: Wire video. He was saying how he spent thirty three
Speaker 1: thousand dollars of his own money. So how you signed
Speaker 1: to a label who won't give your release date basically
Speaker 1: signed you to shelve your ass. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Because the people on that label, the big people like
Speaker 1: jay Z y'all threatened. They was threatened by that man.
Speaker 1: I really feel that way. And I don't think jay
Speaker 1: Z ever thought that Kanye would be on his LAFT.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they were threatened. I think they
Speaker 1: just underestimated him alive. I don't think it was underestimating him.
Speaker 1: I really feel like they saw him because there was
Speaker 1: other people that spoke about him, like a dude from
Speaker 1: I think it was from Deaf Jam. He was telling
Speaker 1: him like, you really don't fit in that at. You
Speaker 1: really don't fit in that Rockefeller Records. Um bitch. So
Speaker 1: Kodak Black said, niggas don't gotta wash every day. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about that? I don't like that. I
Speaker 1: want you to don't bring no dirty dick over here
Speaker 1: talking about it suck yesterday, sucking leftover, leftover? What's that ship? Uh?
Speaker 1: And then he's patience So he's not circumcised, so imagine
Speaker 1: the uncertacided. Imagine an uncircumcised dick not washing every day,
Speaker 1: right with the cheesy bits. And you've got multiple women pregnancy,
Speaker 1: you're dipping and diving in different cuchies and not washing
Speaker 1: every day. And I know they put probably sink sick
Speaker 1: all in Walmart trying to figure out what to do.
Speaker 1: You need to get away from that that man, that's
Speaker 1: what you need to do, yeah, because he's knocking your
Speaker 1: pH balance off. Yeah, I don't like that. I like
Speaker 1: hold that black man, but he's a here's the thing.
Speaker 1: When you're get in the bed, don't you want to
Speaker 1: get in the bid clean? Just don't it feel good?
Speaker 1: Like I sleep naked, you you sleeping clothes on. But
Speaker 1: sometimes like I love like fresh at the shower and
Speaker 1: you're getting your clean bed, Like I can't imagine how
Speaker 1: people come home from work and get in their bed
Speaker 1: with the streets on them, with the streets on you.
Speaker 1: Like remember on Power Ghosts whatever it was called, story
Speaker 1: kill killed a girl. They came in and just got her,
Speaker 1: Like I know you tussled with a bit, I know
Speaker 1: you staying you got Definitely that bitch did not wash
Speaker 1: sleeping in that Twin Sides band with Tarik. You gotta
Speaker 1: be ashamed of yourself, bitch, Like I'm gonna lie now
Speaker 1: I did. I definitely slept in the Twin Sides band
Speaker 1: with a nigger in college. Okay, me too, a couple. Listen,
Speaker 1: when me and my ex best friends started college, we
Speaker 1: liked me like a whole pack. How we wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: su niggas at school when we got there, I broke
Speaker 1: that ship. Like in one month, I was in a
Speaker 1: nigga bad. I remember my nigger in college. He would
Speaker 1: do anything to come to my dorm because it wasn't coed.
Speaker 1: Well it was high school was coed, right, but I
Speaker 1: mean it was like guys on one side of women
Speaker 1: on the other side, and we could not have guests
Speaker 1: of the opper to sex like some schools could. Right.
Speaker 1: He's to put my one of my wigs on, yea.
Speaker 1: He would go the extra mile to get up in
Speaker 1: their pulls. He would put my wig on outside in
Speaker 1: the car and then like one of my hoodies and
Speaker 1: we go in the building. He and like he was
Speaker 1: a bit coming in the building. That's sucking foolishness, man.
Speaker 1: He used to work too. That is foolishness. Who is
Speaker 1: this uglass girl company here with Tammy? And like it
Speaker 1: was a lot of them, mad VCB you know, you know,
Speaker 1: like it was a lot of them. Said, she probably
Speaker 1: looked like one of the students on the yard. He
Speaker 1: probably looked like one of the bitches off the yard. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Cordak doesn't think he has to wash. Please wash
Speaker 1: your ass. Men, listen, women like nice feet. We like clean.
Speaker 1: Men like manicured. Not you don't have the manicured. I
Speaker 1: don't like seeing niggs sitting up in the shop. But
Speaker 1: keep your hands clipped. I'll do that s for you.
Speaker 1: Like I really feel like the those places are for women.
Speaker 1: I really feel like I don't know, but I'll do
Speaker 1: my man feed in hands. I would do them. You
Speaker 1: don't be sitting up and no goddamn nail shop, nigger.
Speaker 1: You ain't even gotta get your nails done. Just keep
Speaker 1: them clean. Yeah, because even not washing and your finger
Speaker 1: popping a bit, and your fingernails already and rigid trying
Speaker 1: to put it in somebody who get you a little
Speaker 1: dirty fingures. These niggas is nasty. Okay, young women, stay
Speaker 1: away from these dirty ds. You don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of problems listening. It takes a while for you to
Speaker 1: figure your pussy out, it really does. But the common
Speaker 1: denominator oftentimes is whoever the fuck you litten mess with?
Speaker 1: It is that motherfucker? So, um, what else you got? Oh?
Speaker 1: Pastor eats pussy too? You'll be seeing those posts or
Speaker 1: shame rumorship is uh qua Mills Presents. Apparently they got
Speaker 1: an audiobook on YouTube. Now I thought that was fake.
Speaker 1: That's a real pastor z Pussy Too. I had that
Speaker 1: Lord her Mercy how he came up with them one ship.
Speaker 1: It's the truth. It's easy real, Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: guess it is, but it's non why it's a nonfiction right, thanks.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it just to see what's going on? Right,
Speaker 1: So this isn't like stupid ship and the internet though,
Speaker 1: but um, it's something really And you know, we had
Speaker 1: a whole episode on missing Black women, Missing women, Um,
Speaker 1: nobody be looking for us first of all, even when
Speaker 1: we when we're found, you know, they don't really investigate
Speaker 1: our deaths properly. So there's another young woman, twenty nine
Speaker 1: year old mother four Asia Maynard Um supposedly died of
Speaker 1: natural causes after being on a date with a white man.
Speaker 1: Somebody just just happened a month ago to another black woman,
Speaker 1: so it's like they're just killing us and getting away
Speaker 1: with it. Basically, this ship is really wicked, man, So
Speaker 1: women need to be careful. I just said, I encourage women.
Speaker 1: I know some women don't wouldn't agree with this, but
Speaker 1: I just encourage women to get a gun, m and
Speaker 1: get a licensed weapon or just get one, you know.
Speaker 1: Just I'd rather you get in trouble for having a
Speaker 1: gun then letting somebody hurt you, you know, girl, Like
Speaker 1: I said, I got a whole pandemic book bag full
Speaker 1: of supplies and epistols included this bitch. This bitch pulled
Speaker 1: out brass knuckle this morning. I'm like, listen, I got
Speaker 1: a brass knuckle on my book bag, my pistol. I
Speaker 1: got a three eight in the book bag, another pistol
Speaker 1: in the car. If somebody takes my car while I'm
Speaker 1: in it and like forces me in the back seat,
Speaker 1: I gotta fucking ten in knife back there. That mistabio
Speaker 1: asked through the seat, Or maybe slit your throat while
Speaker 1: you're driving. Listen, tell everybody what you got they don't know. Yeah, bit,
Speaker 1: pull that that knife you got back? Give me that
Speaker 1: right because I already know. I listened to the show.
Speaker 1: Just know you're gonna die playing with me. Oh my
Speaker 1: fucker's gonna know who did it. I don't say that.
Speaker 1: If you do, get me, sure, you're gonna be hurt too.
Speaker 1: I'm not going out here like, no fucking sucker. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta lay yeah, with these dating websites and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. And for whatever reason, man, we think the
Speaker 1: other side the grass is green on the side, man, No,
Speaker 1: motherfucker's is crazy. Okay. M I've never been scared of
Speaker 1: black people. I'm scared of people. That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Nobody can walk behind me, white, black, Hispanic, Asian like
Speaker 1: I'm peeping dogs. Walk behind what you're doing behind me? Right, girl,
Speaker 1: I'm scared of people. I really live my life like
Speaker 1: a scary movie. But I you know, you got to
Speaker 1: be careful, man, you got to be real careful. So
Speaker 1: what about I'm not gonna go to deep dive into this,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna we got to talk about it. H Russia,
Speaker 1: I mean in Russia and Ukraine, and you know I
Speaker 1: used to I lived there for six months in high school.
Speaker 1: I was an exchange student in Ukraine. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: you know, you think, like, oh, it's so far away,
Speaker 1: but these are just everyday regular people living their lives
Speaker 1: like us in the city, and they ship is just
Speaker 1: and demolish and you wanna, you know, be supportive of
Speaker 1: those people that have Yeah, I mean, what can you
Speaker 1: really do. You can pray for him, but I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean you can't really you're helpless and in that
Speaker 1: aspect of making a difference when it comes to the
Speaker 1: powers that be right. But then I also see like
Speaker 1: Ukrany and people treating people of color like poorly on
Speaker 1: social Media's like they're pushing black people to the back
Speaker 1: of the line, they keeping them from getting on trains,
Speaker 1: and I just, you know, I feel bad for black
Speaker 1: people all over the world. We just get like this
Speaker 1: short ended the stick a lot of times when it
Speaker 1: comes to just being able to survive because we don't
Speaker 1: put our footdown. That's why when Asians were being uh
Speaker 1: supposedly because they really wasn't happening that did, they try
Speaker 1: to make it like we were like black people were
Speaker 1: targeting our Asians were being targeted in America for some reason,
Speaker 1: they had the Asians. They the images we kept seeing online.
Speaker 1: We're black people, but we know it was a white
Speaker 1: guy in Atlanta who shot six Asians in a massage parlor.
Speaker 1: But they're gonna make it like it's a black Asian thing.
Speaker 1: But they passed the Asian Hate bill. You know, that
Speaker 1: escalates your charges if you happen to even just get
Speaker 1: into an altercation when an Asian person, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, So that should is sucking, really wicked. So
Speaker 1: I'm saying that to say that these people take care
Speaker 1: of their people. Because that legislation didn't come out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: Asia pushed for that. I'm pretty sure they came. They
Speaker 1: talked to American government, like what the funk y'all doing
Speaker 1: our people over there. So Africa needs to do the
Speaker 1: same thing. I know during UM at the top of
Speaker 1: the pandemic, the ship, the same ship was happening in China.
Speaker 1: You saw Asians hitting black people Africans in the streets
Speaker 1: with sticks and ship like that, making them quarantine. Can't
Speaker 1: leave out their hotel rooms, can't leave out their apartments,
Speaker 1: can't come out at all. They were doing that too
Speaker 1: black people. It's on it's it's we. We are hated
Speaker 1: around the world for whatever fucking reason. I know the reason.
Speaker 1: But y'all say I'm a super conspiracy theorist. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: a j that's the conspiracy theorists on the show. Y'all
Speaker 1: just the fy I And I'm a conspiracy truth not
Speaker 1: in a motherfucking theory. Don't play me, friend, Okay, I
Speaker 1: played you because I know a lot of ship. Me
Speaker 1: you argued about a year before last has come to
Speaker 1: fruition and my right, am I wrong? I don't have
Speaker 1: no dog in this fight. Man. Listen to your conspiracy
Speaker 1: theorist friends. Maybe fun And it's not even theories, like
Speaker 1: we just be looking it up. We'd be researching. The
Speaker 1: information is out there. You just have to go look
Speaker 1: at it. It's not fucking Google, you know, you have
Speaker 1: to know where to look anyway. But um, this ship
Speaker 1: has always been happening to black people around the globe.
Speaker 1: We are is treated and I feel like even with
Speaker 1: Black Americans and and I know we're talking about the war,
Speaker 1: but even with black Americans in America, we like on
Speaker 1: an island by ourselves. Nobody coming for us, not even Africans,
Speaker 1: is how I feel because if something were to happen
Speaker 1: to black like things happen to us all the time.
Speaker 1: You don't see Africa and uproar when stuff happened to
Speaker 1: black Americans. But some ship happened into Asians in America.
Speaker 1: They fucking continent. The country is telling like, no, you're
Speaker 1: not about to do our people like that. But we
Speaker 1: gotta help ourselves. I do feel like we need to
Speaker 1: find a way to be better allies to ourselves. You know,
Speaker 1: But what the fund do you do? I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, the powers and the dollars. I'm so tired
Speaker 1: of lifting people up in prayer and feeling like I
Speaker 1: don't do nothing. I mean, you know, prayer without work
Speaker 1: is what null and void? Yeah, I mean the power
Speaker 1: is in the dollar, you know what I'm saying, The
Speaker 1: powers and money. So we need to we need to
Speaker 1: withhold some of our money is one of the biggest
Speaker 1: steps we can we can actually take. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This ship with Ukraine. I just hope
Speaker 1: it doesn't topple over to the um to our land
Speaker 1: because we've been living normal regular And here's the thing,
Speaker 1: I'm very patriotic. I love America like this is our country, Like,
Speaker 1: this our ship. When I say this our ship, I
Speaker 1: mean black people ship. So I don't want some outside
Speaker 1: entity coming and sucking our ship up. And I feel
Speaker 1: like we're being handed over on a silver plata to
Speaker 1: these people based on the things that has been going
Speaker 1: on with the current administration. I feel like they're really
Speaker 1: handing over America to foreign entity. And this is our ship.
Speaker 1: So we shouldn't be like, oh, fuck it, they need
Speaker 1: to fun this ship up. Hell no, this is our
Speaker 1: fucking home. This is like y'all, y'all comfortable with your
Speaker 1: way in life or all? Because this ship could fuck
Speaker 1: change overnight in a communist state. Yeah, so we have
Speaker 1: to fight for it. But the fight this ship is
Speaker 1: at this point, it's not even about race. It's about
Speaker 1: people with like minds. You get together, but those people
Speaker 1: to make changes. It's not even about color at this point. Man.
Speaker 1: We all Americans. So whatever dirty ship they down did,
Speaker 1: we all gonna have to pay for it. It It ain't
Speaker 1: just like they're gonna come over here and say, oh,
Speaker 1: you're black, we're gonna leave you alone. We're just gonna
Speaker 1: bomb the white people over here. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna be sucked up right, well, you know, prayers
Speaker 1: to the people in Ukraine, black, white and everything else
Speaker 1: in between, and hopefully we can get this conflict settled
Speaker 1: and there will be no war. Alright, guys, let's take
Speaker 1: a break and we'll be right back. All right, So
Speaker 1: look back to our regular schedule programming. Um, a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, you sent me a post, and I
Speaker 1: want to talk about this. I think it's a pretty
Speaker 1: good topic. So the post said, men marry safe girls
Speaker 1: and then date they're type during the marriage. Why don't
Speaker 1: y'all marry your type? How interesting is that? Do you
Speaker 1: think that's true? Do you think that's what they'd be
Speaker 1: doing because they're scared to turn a hole into the housewife.
Speaker 1: The holes be fun. Yeah. The thing is that, I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: if you get you a nice refurbished hole, don't gonna
Speaker 1: be the best wife. Y'all gonna have fun together. You're
Speaker 1: gonna laugh together. They're gonna be telling you you're asked
Speaker 1: some motherfucker jokers, because I know I got jokes for days. Right,
Speaker 1: They're gonna stick, they figure your butt. And he'd be
Speaker 1: acting like you don't like that, and I've been a
Speaker 1: hole and over a decade, so I'm good right way
Speaker 1: over fucking decades. Ship. I better relationships for the fucking
Speaker 1: longest your hold. Yes, it's fun. So look, why why
Speaker 1: not marry who you actually? Because you? I feel like
Speaker 1: men do marry safe women. You ever see a guy
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, that's his wife, Like they don't
Speaker 1: even match, But you why he's with her because she
Speaker 1: probably shuts the fuck She shuts the funk up. She's reliable,
Speaker 1: she's loyal, she's a good mom, a good mother, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, but aren't those the attributes you would want
Speaker 1: in a wife too? They are? But what's the reward
Speaker 1: that she's What is the reward she's getting for being
Speaker 1: all those things while you run here running the muck
Speaker 1: with women that you actually like. Maybe the reward would
Speaker 1: be uh security praps. Yeah, but that woman could actually
Speaker 1: get a man that likes her, because how did she see?
Speaker 1: It's security like her? Does he? I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't think the guys wouldn't. I wouldn't say they don't
Speaker 1: like their wife. They just like their sad bitch a
Speaker 1: little more. The side that should be like the homie, right,
Speaker 1: the fun girl and the fun fun girl. Oh who
Speaker 1: made that song? Um, Summer Walker, It's called funk Girl.
Speaker 1: It's just about being never taken serious and always being
Speaker 1: a girl on the side. Yeah, the wife like and
Speaker 1: she the song is like, She's like, I could be
Speaker 1: the wife. I could be that girl like for you too.
Speaker 1: But I feel like that men are scared of those
Speaker 1: women because they're like wild cards cards. They like Frankenstein
Speaker 1: to them, niggas, they like Frankenstein is like, you don't
Speaker 1: know what this woman, the woman that you like, you well,
Speaker 1: actually you may know what she's capable of and you
Speaker 1: can't control that. And I feel like you say you
Speaker 1: feel safe with the woman you're married, because a lot
Speaker 1: of times they'd be dating a female version of themselves
Speaker 1: exactly outside of the outside of the relations your homie
Speaker 1: loving friend. That's some bullshit. I feel like you can
Speaker 1: get all those things and I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like, um, my last couple of relationships, I
Speaker 1: was heavily judged. I feel like for things that but
Speaker 1: am for things they don't even know. It's only because
Speaker 1: I live freely, you know what I'm saying. I'm not
Speaker 1: out here on on some whole ship. Now I have been,
Speaker 1: and I feel like all women should explore a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you gotta go through a hunting niggas
Speaker 1: to explore, but you should have like a whole face. Yes,
Speaker 1: you should, because you gotta learn what you like. You
Speaker 1: gotta learn what you want out of relationship. You gotta
Speaker 1: learn what you want out of sex. Like you gotta
Speaker 1: learn those things and how else do you learn them with?
Speaker 1: You should be early. You shouldn't be having your whole
Speaker 1: phase with your forty. You really should be doing your
Speaker 1: whole phase early in the game. I hate holds that forty. No,
Speaker 1: I don't hate y'all, but why are you out here
Speaker 1: doing that right now? It's too late to turn back now. Look,
Speaker 1: I don't want know all right now. I'm sorry because
Speaker 1: I know your old holds gonna be in my g
Speaker 1: or something. No old hole, shame man che out. No.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I do whatever you want to do,
Speaker 1: But I just know that are you happy doing it?
Speaker 1: That'd be my thing. Doesn't make you happy? Even makes
Speaker 1: you happy, and fucking go for it. I just know
Speaker 1: some forty year old holds. I know some forty old
Speaker 1: furbish olds damn bitches wish like people be really be
Speaker 1: wishing they can take some ship back. But it's definitely
Speaker 1: necessary for you to get experienced and men. But here
Speaker 1: we're giving these men a hard time. But women do
Speaker 1: the same ship because I know women who are whistle
Speaker 1: me just because it's safe. It's secure. He provides for
Speaker 1: her and then on the outside she got the nigga
Speaker 1: who being high speed chasing God, I know, a bit
Speaker 1: sucking the ship to her. I know a bitch who
Speaker 1: was in who was in a marriage and they divorced now,
Speaker 1: but they were married for a long as time and
Speaker 1: he was like the husband was like a homebody and
Speaker 1: they didn't do ship. When I tell you this bitch
Speaker 1: had uh man, you would think that that he was
Speaker 1: the husband and he ended up getting married to somebody else.
Speaker 1: But they were still like together, like they went to
Speaker 1: family reunions together and ship like that. Like they was
Speaker 1: really like yes, yes, like and they you can you
Speaker 1: can see like the energy between them, like they were
Speaker 1: best friends. They were really really that's beautiful having a
Speaker 1: jolly whole time. Like they really they were real good friends. Man,
Speaker 1: Like they looked like they've been long together, but they
Speaker 1: were both. You know, she was already married. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was already married to somebody else, and he had met
Speaker 1: someone and then got married to that person. But they
Speaker 1: still carried on this relationship. But at least that at
Speaker 1: least a decade, Like the family noticed your man everything,
Speaker 1: but not her husband didn't. Yes, or maybe he did.
Speaker 1: Maybe he did, and maybe he was okay with it ship.
Speaker 1: And if if that's the case, then that's fine. You know,
Speaker 1: if you're in a relationship where everybody, every party is
Speaker 1: uh in on it, you know, then that's cool. But
Speaker 1: it's just the deceit for me, that's what. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I don't like. You know, we talked about open
Speaker 1: relationships and non monogamy a lot on this podcast. I
Speaker 1: really want to get like somebody on who's actually in
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I've seen a couple of couples online. Because
Speaker 1: my thing is, don't get what a woman who signed
Speaker 1: up for monogamy and then you put her in a
Speaker 1: situation and just get cheated on what you could have chosen.
Speaker 1: You could have really chosen a woman who was okay
Speaker 1: with you have any occasional thing outside the relationship, you
Speaker 1: really confine a woman. But I don't think men feel
Speaker 1: comfortable and knowing that this woman is okay with them
Speaker 1: being themselves. Like niggas find like they find peace in
Speaker 1: the lie. They find peace in the line. It's ok. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really well. But not just niggas, women too. I
Speaker 1: know you'll be having a hold of bitch as accountable too. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: you're cheating list. I'm gonna let you cheat to them,
Speaker 1: ready to go. I'm gonna go through all your ship
Speaker 1: the day before I leave. Your fucking asks. It's like
Speaker 1: I say, you're a fucking drafted note. That's why I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna let you cheating peace now, i'mna let
Speaker 1: you do you. Yeah, that's what you might as well.
Speaker 1: If you're not going nowhere, it's ready to go. If
Speaker 1: you're not gonna go nowhere, you might as well cheating.
Speaker 1: Nigga cheating peace? What was that on brad Still Family
Speaker 1: Values mar Her mama said that that's if you're not
Speaker 1: gonna that's some real ship. No, that was Tony Braxton.
Speaker 1: I think Tony Braxton had said that. I feel like
Speaker 1: it was I remember that. I think I think she
Speaker 1: said her mom told her that because that's the truth.
Speaker 1: Why are you going to stay in a situation just like,
Speaker 1: once somebody sees that you're a cheating right and they
Speaker 1: stay with you, does that man really even have any respect?
Speaker 1: He's probably gonna build resentment towards you for even staying
Speaker 1: with him while he cheats, because he's gonna think you
Speaker 1: an Yeah, all you did was give him a way
Speaker 1: to cheat better the next time. If you don't leave
Speaker 1: and you caught him like or you call her, you
Speaker 1: just give that person like better ways to cheat, better
Speaker 1: ways to lie going forward, and then eventually they'll just
Speaker 1: leave your ass. If you stay long enough, they'll leave you.
Speaker 1: It's this guy, one of my homeboys, his friend, and
Speaker 1: I really, I really want to make a segment out
Speaker 1: of this nigga. This nigga is like forty three. He's
Speaker 1: like between forty three and forty five, and he got
Speaker 1: like twenty one kids. He got a baby on the
Speaker 1: way right now. Bitch, he's married. I think he got
Speaker 1: four kids with his wife and all these other kids
Speaker 1: outside the fucking marriage. And then in Holloway, they were
Speaker 1: married when the kids were Yes, he had a couple
Speaker 1: before and a lot of them after, Like he got
Speaker 1: ron kids to infants, two unborn. You know, we need
Speaker 1: him on, And I just want to know the thought process,
Speaker 1: like how you how you? How? I want the wife on?
Speaker 1: That's who I want to talk to because now now
Speaker 1: that that would be a little different. And now and
Speaker 1: they supposedly separated, but um, he's still be funking with
Speaker 1: the wife. Like something happened between him and the wife
Speaker 1: one day they got into it because I guess she
Speaker 1: pulled up in. Another bitch was at the house. They
Speaker 1: supposedly separated, but they still working with each other. You
Speaker 1: know what, I at this point, why are you gonna
Speaker 1: even get mad? So I talked to him one day
Speaker 1: and he was saying that the reason why he basically
Speaker 1: was wanting to leave her now after all the years
Speaker 1: of cheating and making all the babies, he felt like
Speaker 1: she cheated the most when she really wasn't. But I
Speaker 1: guess when she once, once she started doing her thing,
Speaker 1: she was like letting nigga smut her out like this,
Speaker 1: my wife sucking a nigg in the car somewhere. That
Speaker 1: ship is a little different, right, like you my wife? Nah,
Speaker 1: you might wife, you might wifey you my husband, but
Speaker 1: do you all these bitches? Baby daddy he but he
Speaker 1: also taken care of everybody. Hey, bat'll be then they
Speaker 1: gotta lega. See they talk about all the kids gonna
Speaker 1: be Nick Cannon and h um what's her name him?
Speaker 1: Kiki White kids Like in the future, they're populating the earth. Now,
Speaker 1: that's nigga right here helping. It's a lot of niggas
Speaker 1: like him in the country too. Right, If you can
Speaker 1: take care of him and there ain't nobody did behind it,
Speaker 1: what can I say? You know, I kill that nigga
Speaker 1: got Either this might be the twenty second kid on
Speaker 1: the way. I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to
Speaker 1: get him on here because I just want to like
Speaker 1: kind of like what do I want to do with
Speaker 1: this nigga? I just want to break down the thought process,
Speaker 1: like what type of dick you got? We need him?
Speaker 1: And there's only two ways that can go. Either he
Speaker 1: got a big dumb dick or he got a really
Speaker 1: little dick. Really little dick can't wear condoms like that.
Speaker 1: It's check will be stepping off. Remember I used to
Speaker 1: be dating this guy. I won't say who he is,
Speaker 1: but he used to be buying magnums and he just
Speaker 1: was not a magnum man, and I just wanted to say, like,
Speaker 1: if the if the condom is floating on your dick,
Speaker 1: it's probably not the right side, sir. You gotta tie
Speaker 1: rubber band around the condom foot to stay on. And
Speaker 1: now I gotta Now I gotta cock my legs and
Speaker 1: you gotta put your balls in it too. It's now
Speaker 1: I gotta cock my fucking leg up and dig out
Speaker 1: this damn condo out my COUCHI no, because just by
Speaker 1: your size, Direx is a pretty good condom. Um, what
Speaker 1: what other condom? I like, there's some good ones out there,
Speaker 1: like that feel good skin. Yeah, they feel nice to women.
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk I feel like to you, nigga,
Speaker 1: just but yeah, like you can do that instead of
Speaker 1: they just want to be able to pull out that
Speaker 1: yellow pack. Nigger, that is not a Cuban lager. You
Speaker 1: don't need that peck. You do not need that fact
Speaker 1: right there. Just waste somebody like and condoms because it
Speaker 1: isn't even protecting us sliding off your dick every twenty second, yo,
Speaker 1: I gotta hold onto the condom while they fucking stay still,
Speaker 1: stay still. I can't even move because you're holding on
Speaker 1: to the condom, yo, middle figured to my old fucking life, bitch,
Speaker 1: I remember holding onto that condom yo, Yo, I'm glad,
Speaker 1: I'm glad I was born a woman. The ship, y'all,
Speaker 1: nigg has gotta go through. Like, first of all, y'all
Speaker 1: gotta whip that little dick out. That gotta be fucking terrifying,
Speaker 1: Like I gotta whip this little this pp What is
Speaker 1: she gonna say? What is she going to do? And
Speaker 1: then you gotta perform. You gotta eat good, yes, and
Speaker 1: every bitch like they couch, you eat difference. I'm giving directions.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but y'll, bitch, but I'm giving directions.
Speaker 1: You gotta worry about ending up with a bitch. Group
Speaker 1: chat girl, and tell you about Teddy. Came over him
Speaker 1: and the dick is going in the pictures as well, right,
Speaker 1: ain't no, Teddy ain't had no deck all this ship
Speaker 1: he talked, just came over here. The nigger was nuts
Speaker 1: and I missed all the and I'm missing you for
Speaker 1: you for that dick so pissed off. That's how we
Speaker 1: talk about, y'all. Oh, bitch, did you see Big Sean?
Speaker 1: Did you see Big Well? Where are all these dicks
Speaker 1: just popped up out of the woodwork. That motherfucking Nintendo
Speaker 1: game is nine point four inchest bitch, Nino almost bought
Speaker 1: one after watching, and they owe him a check yep,
Speaker 1: because that was definitely advertisement for Nintendo Switch. You know,
Speaker 1: it's been really weird the last couple of months. Why
Speaker 1: all these grown men got their dick on the internet? Dog, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, Like all these dick pictures, I
Speaker 1: think they're jealous. I think they jealous because women got titties,
Speaker 1: we got back, we got asked, we got hips, we
Speaker 1: got thighs, we got face, we got all this fun
Speaker 1: ship the show, and all y'all got is that dick. Now.
Speaker 1: I do like a man's back. Who the funk want
Speaker 1: to see balls? Bitch? What about that? I like that line?
Speaker 1: Oh that little I love that. I like these and
Speaker 1: I like the back, like the man's back, like a
Speaker 1: black man's back, Like that's how you know God is real. Pick.
Speaker 1: But I don't like this dick picks that I ain't
Speaker 1: asked for. You know that is very disrespectful. Guys listening,
Speaker 1: do not send unauthorized who the fun asked for? That?
Speaker 1: Hate that? But if I asked for it, send it immediately.
Speaker 1: It's because the dick already on my mind. I'm just
Speaker 1: really trying to trying to see that's where I want
Speaker 1: to be. But all right, so in the last three months,
Speaker 1: who did the drop the novel? The Baby Soldier Boy,
Speaker 1: the Baby Nick Cannon? Nick Hannon's now Big Sean. Big
Speaker 1: Sean is what I feel like. It's more Nelly, a
Speaker 1: little fiz, little fig Nellie. What's the nigga from St.
Speaker 1: Louis the Battle Rapper? Oh? Um, you're talking about the
Speaker 1: one that was on wilding Out with him and his girl.
Speaker 1: God damn that one. Well I can't even remember his name. Child. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: why who are y'all? Who are you? Who a y'all
Speaker 1: showing these dicks too? Y'all trying to sell some out? Yeah, conspiracy,
Speaker 1: Let me tell you all the motherfuck' conspiracy because you know,
Speaker 1: people are trying to say, like, you gotta do this,
Speaker 1: you gotta do that to get an industry. Are y'all
Speaker 1: showing these white executive men y'all penises? What are ya doing?
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Speaker 1: I usually smoke and drink, so I can't tell what
Speaker 1: made my sexod. Maybe you should do like a little
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Speaker 1: I need I ain't got no dick in my life
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Speaker 1: I used to like real wine, but would be so dry. Man.
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