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Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI

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Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.

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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away.

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Speaker 1: Another Jubils nun taps on the twenties, tell me I'm moving. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Joe? Yes? Yes, who's this Hi Joe.

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Speaker 1: My name is Cecil Parker, and I believe you spoke

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Speaker 1: at my kids class yesterday. I guess, so if your

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Speaker 1: kid's in my son's class, and I guess what's your

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Speaker 1: name again? My name is Cecil Parker and my son

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Speaker 1: is in the same class as your son. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: you did speak there yesterday. Yeah, I guess I did.

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Speaker 1: Can Can I help you with something? Yeah? I heard

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Speaker 1: you did a hell of a job talking about your

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Speaker 1: job as a tough guy in the military. About that

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Speaker 1: felt pretty good showing off to all the little kids, Huh.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't try to show off. Oh I'm a black

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Speaker 1: Hawk helicopter pilot. I'm the coolest all right, Well, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know why you're calling about that.

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Speaker 1: What's your deal? I don't look at your mister black

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Speaker 1: hawk pilot guy hawking around in the air making it

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Speaker 1: were you there? Were you there? You the parent that

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Speaker 1: just sits around and drinks all day? Where were you

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Speaker 1: Atxcuse me? No, I wasn't there. I was at work

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Speaker 1: as a CPA. That's what I do for a living. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's great. I bet you don't even know what CPA means. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know what it means. It means certified public accountant. Yeah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so as long as being a badass helicopter pilot, you're

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Speaker 1: also super smart too. I doubt it. I doubt it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I still understand why you're actually calling me

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Speaker 1: right now. You're just calling me to try to belittle

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Speaker 1: my career choice. No, I think your career choice is

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Speaker 1: super cool, and that's the problem. Oh okay, I don't.

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Speaker 1: What is your point with this conversation? Well, my son

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Speaker 1: used to think my job was cool until you shut

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Speaker 1: up to his classroom and bragged about how cool it

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Speaker 1: is to be a helicopter pilot. Okay, man, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: You know what I do is just what I do

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Speaker 1: for a living. I'm not trying to come on, look

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Speaker 1: at you. You're a certified badass. And how am I

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Speaker 1: supposed to compete with that? Dude. It's not a competition,

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Speaker 1: just about supporting our kid. Okay, yeah, all right, Well

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Speaker 1: why don't you tell that to my kid who just

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Speaker 1: this morning told me to make him a bowl of

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Speaker 1: cereal and then called me a what He did not

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Speaker 1: say that? He did not say that, man. Okay, you're right,

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Speaker 1: he didn't say it, but he thought it. I could

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Speaker 1: tell what he was thinking the whole time. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you want me to do. Well

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Speaker 1: about your son? Well, I want you to talk with

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Speaker 1: him on the phone, and then I want you to

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Speaker 1: tell him that I beat you up. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: tell him that you beat me up. Come on, please look,

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Speaker 1: just five minutes on the phone, because if I beat

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Speaker 1: you up, if he thinks I beat you up, then

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Speaker 1: I get the respect back, okay, because I beat up

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Speaker 1: a big military dude. All right, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: do you think this is. This isn't like prison yard

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Speaker 1: rules up, Damn, We're not going to fight on Please

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Speaker 1: just tell my god, it's not competition. It's time to

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Speaker 1: tell you. It's not a COMPETI please. No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna tell your kids. Please Okay, if you want to

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Speaker 1: tell them I beat you up, just tell him that

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Speaker 1: you were scared of me and that you tried to

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Speaker 1: jump in your chopper to get away from me, and

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Speaker 1: then I was too strong and I ripped off the

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Speaker 1: roader with my bare hands. That doesn't even make any sense.

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Speaker 1: Your kids can to know that you didn't rip off

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Speaker 1: a roador No, he's not he's young, he's dumb. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't get it. He could think that I did that. Dude,

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Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? You're just so sitting on

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Speaker 1: the phone whining to me because feel bad about yourself.

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Speaker 1: Now you're just gonna You're just gonna wine. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: sit here and listen to you just whine to me

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Speaker 1: all day. I actually have important stuff to do. You

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Speaker 1: could just hear yourself right now whining. This is verticulous

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Speaker 1: to make no sense. Well, I can hear myself when

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Speaker 1: I play it back. Because this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What yeah, this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Matt set you up, dude, What the hell are

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Speaker 1: you talking about. It's a joke. Your friend Matt told

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Speaker 1: me that you look at your son's career day and

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Speaker 1: wanted me to mess with you. Dude, No, no, yes.

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Speaker 1: He told me what you did for a living, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, no parent can compete with that on

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Speaker 1: a career day. That's good because I thought I was

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Speaker 1: gonna actually have to beat somebody up in real life.