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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is I caught my boyfriend spending time with

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Speaker 1: his wife. Oh this sounds like a prank.

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Speaker 2: It really does, be Damn and.

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Speaker 3: Sarah, I know though, Yeah, you might have to do this.

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Speaker 1: I caught my boy spending time with his wife. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into it in just a few because right now

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Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew and to do his

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got new?

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Speaker 3: Well, Shirley, you know we we all we love pizza,

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Speaker 3: all of us.

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Speaker 1: We love pizza.

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Speaker 3: Everybody has their own special one that they like. You know,

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm I'm a meat lovers. But you got to

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Speaker 3: throw that. You got to throw that mushroom on that

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Speaker 3: from me. You got to have that ooh that that

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Speaker 3: Italian saucage, you got to have all. But but but

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Speaker 3: meat lovers. I mean, there's pizza lovers all over the

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Speaker 3: country right also pizza lovers in prison. So we're gonna

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Speaker 3: order this pizza from the penitential. Let's go, Yeah, pizza delivery.

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Speaker 3: Can y'all deliver the pizza? Pizza deliver.

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Speaker 4: Pizza man, I help you try to order pizza. Okay,

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Speaker 4: can you for me please?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, okay, So about that, sir, can I

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Speaker 4: take your order?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I need to order ten pizza?

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Speaker 4: You want ten pizzas? And what kind of quest was

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Speaker 4: that going to be?

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Speaker 2: I need sixty you took up on me? Please, I

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Speaker 2: need six cheese pizzas, six cheese pizzas on bee and crush?

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Speaker 4: What kind of quest was that?

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Speaker 2: Again?

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Speaker 5: Seeing feeing ten six.

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Speaker 4: And see ten crust pizzas? And do you want any

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Speaker 4: other topics on that cart?

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Speaker 2: No? I need two meat lovers.

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Speaker 4: That was that again? Can pick up a little bit.

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Speaker 4: I'm really having a hard time hearing you.

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Speaker 2: I need two meat lovers, two meat lovers, yes, two.

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Speaker 4: Meat lover's pizza okay? And what kind of quest would

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Speaker 4: you like on that shirt? Uh?

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Speaker 2: That's thick thick crust.

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Speaker 4: You said you want a thin crust on that sick.

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Speaker 4: So I'm having a really hard time hearing you. Can

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Speaker 4: you speak up for I need?

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Speaker 2: I need two meat lovers with thick crust.

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Speaker 4: Wood crust, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: All right? And then the lastest two veggies on thin crust,

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Speaker 2: two beggies veggiees that jeeves.

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Speaker 4: Veggies two veggies, two veggies on the three crust.

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Speaker 2: Do y'all deliver to do y'all deliver to gated gated community?

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Speaker 4: Can you work for a second for me to say, okay,

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Speaker 4: sorry about that hurt? Okay? Can I get your phone numbers?

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Speaker 2: Three four two dash six eight nine?

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Speaker 4: Okay? I heard three four two dash six eight nine,

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Speaker 4: but I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can

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Speaker 4: I get an area.

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Speaker 2: Code or now my number? Three four to two dash

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Speaker 2: six eight nine.

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Speaker 4: Okay? I mean to get the whole seven digits and

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Speaker 4: the area code so that we can put you in

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Speaker 4: a computer to try to find your location.

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Speaker 2: I told you my number. My number is three four

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Speaker 2: two Dad six eight nine.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, sir, let me get my manager on the phone.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, waite, he's giving me like six numbers named hockey.

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Speaker 5: I'll take care of us, sir. How are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Hey? How you doing?

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Speaker 5: I'm doing great?

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Speaker 2: All right? I order ten pizza, six cheese pieces, two

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Speaker 2: meat lovers, and two veggies. I'm trying to see if

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Speaker 2: do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community?

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Speaker 5: Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community

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Speaker 5: all the time. Let me just get a number for

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Speaker 5: you and an address, right.

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Speaker 2: My number three four to two dass six eight nine, sir.

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Speaker 5: That's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,

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Speaker 5: Eric Cole pushes seven digits.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I don't. I don't. If you just leave

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Speaker 2: it with the guard, he'll make sure I get it.

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Speaker 5: No, So I don't think you're understand And I need

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Speaker 5: to have a phone number where I can call you.

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Speaker 5: We can go in and out of the gate. That's

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Speaker 5: not a problem. When I guess that I want.

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Speaker 2: You can't go in and out that case. Listen, you

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Speaker 2: can't go in and out that gate, sir.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can you speak up something?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered, and you

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Speaker 2: just drop it off with the guard.

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Speaker 5: So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver

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Speaker 5: the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's

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Speaker 5: getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it.

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Speaker 2: But he gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm

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Speaker 2: cool with the guard. He gonna pay you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, where are you? Where are you located? Let's do this.

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Speaker 5: Where are you located?

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Speaker 2: I'm in in Gola and Gola and Gola.

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Speaker 5: And where's that? Where's Angola and Gola?

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Speaker 2: Y'all don't know where? And go I'm in in Goola

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Speaker 2: and Gola, Louisiana the penitentiary.

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Speaker 5: So we can't deliver pizza to a Gona penitentiary.

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Speaker 2: Look, I ordered ten pizzas from her, six sixteen pieces,

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Speaker 2: two men lovers and two bags. Look, I can't be

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Speaker 2: on this phone too much longer.

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Speaker 5: Listen, sir, I I know what you're saying, but we're

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Speaker 5: not delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located.

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Speaker 5: You got to call somebody. We're in Dallas, but you

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Speaker 5: kind of got somebody in Angola, Louisiana.

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Speaker 2: Look, I'm trying to get these ten peter. Look, I'm late.

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Speaker 2: I'm nothing to go back and forth with.

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Speaker 5: You, exactly, and I'm not gonna go back and forth

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Speaker 5: with you either. We are unable to deliver this pizza

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Speaker 5: to you, Okay, wow, because you are in the penitentiary, sir.

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Speaker 5: No one delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary.

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Speaker 2: People in the penitential team are a pizza, No.

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Speaker 5: Sir, they cannot. We do not deliver to the penitentiary

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Speaker 5: and then we're in Dallas. Do you know how long

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Speaker 5: it would take to get pizza to Angola?

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Speaker 2: I don't give but let me okay, who the manager?

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Speaker 5: That I am the manager? You speaking with the manager?

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Speaker 2: What's your name?

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Speaker 5: Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm

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Speaker 5: the manager.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Let me say this to you, since you the manager,

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Speaker 2: that if I don't get no pizzas here tonight, when

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Speaker 2: I get out, in three years, I'm coming down there

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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna you up.

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Speaker 5: So you think you're talking to meet up in three years,

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Speaker 5: I won't be here. But a matter fact, I just

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Speaker 5: might stay here for three years. So when you come back.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. If y'all don't bring the

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Speaker 2: pieces to this penitential, get it to the guard before

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Speaker 2: he get off work, then, but it's gonna be around here,

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Speaker 2: not in one of these ten pieces. And everybody on

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Speaker 2: the cell block is waiting on.

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Speaker 5: Them, sir, I don't I don't care about you and

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Speaker 5: your folk on your cell block. You are in the

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Speaker 5: penitentiary and I don't even know why you calling. Are

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Speaker 5: you on my phone? This is a business, okay, And

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Speaker 5: I have a job to do. I am not delivering

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Speaker 5: pieces still penitentiary.

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Speaker 2: Y'all discriminating about where y'all.

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Speaker 5: Bring pizzas that, No, we don't discominate, but we ain't

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Speaker 5: located in that goal unless you're gonna give me some.

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Speaker 5: That'srol for. I'm mess on, I ain't coming.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I want you to remember

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Speaker 2: these number three four two dad six eight nine. If

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Speaker 2: you see that ray painted on your house all that

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Speaker 2: damn pizza place, then you know my then got out

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Speaker 2: and I'm looking for your threefold two dad six eight nine.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna give it about three four two six eight

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Speaker 5: nine and seven four three. What I'm saying is, yes, grass,

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Speaker 5: if you come up here in three years and get what,

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Speaker 5: don't drop the soap. That's why I say it. You

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Speaker 5: talking to get off my phone.

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Speaker 2: I got I got one more thing to tell you

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Speaker 2: before I get on three years. The last words I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna say that. What's that you're listening?

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Speaker 5: I'm listening. Say what you gotta say?

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Speaker 2: This is miss you Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Your girl friends got me to pray for.

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Speaker 5: Oh call you, Oh my goodness, you drop you got

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Speaker 5: to be fred Man. Oh my god, oh god, this

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Speaker 5: is Tommy.

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Speaker 3: There you have it. People in the penitentiary should be

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Speaker 3: able to get a pizza too. Okay, I'm just saying.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you know, door Dash might have to

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Speaker 3: go through three folk checkpoints, but you know, you get

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Speaker 3: you get, you get your item at the end. You

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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. What's like he act like the

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Speaker 3: president in the city that is.

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Speaker 2: Gonna be so cold by the time he's in that penitential.

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Speaker 3: And listen, yeah, boy boy, they'd be killing But get

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Speaker 3: ready for me to be in the city of Saint Louis.

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Speaker 3: Saint Louis, Baby, I would be at the Helium Comedy Club.

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Speaker 3: That is July seven, eight nine, seven eight nine. You

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Speaker 3: know what I think I'm gonna do. I'm gonna see

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Speaker 3: it our engineer. I'm gonna see if David Hines can

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Speaker 3: come on up to Saint Louis and then take me

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Speaker 3: to Ozark. I really want to see the Ozarks. Yeah

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Speaker 3: I didn't wanting to see the Ozarks. Just drive me

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Speaker 3: through the Ozarks and just so I can have a

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Speaker 3: good Yes, if I could get to the Ozarks. So so,

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Speaker 3: Saint Louis, I'm coming to town if you can, if

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Speaker 3: somebody could give me a ride to the Ozarks so

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Speaker 3: I can just ride and cruise through. I would love that.

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Speaker 3: That would be really, really really nice, all right. Other

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Speaker 3: than that, seven eight nine, I'm at Club Helium. Tickets

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Speaker 3: on sale right now. The Nephew the Food is coming

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Speaker 3: to town. I am back in business, all right.

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Speaker 1: Nephew coming up next, Strawberry letter. The subject is I

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Speaker 1: caught my boyfriend spending time with his wife. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that right after I've had it. You're listening Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.