1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: M Hey everyone, it's Josh and for this week's select, 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: I've chosen our two thousand seventeen episode, How Champagne Works. 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: It's a charming little episode that fair warning will almost 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: certainly make you want a glass of champagne, unless you're Chuck, 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: though I suspect he secretly did too. Enjoy Welcome to 6 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:33,480 Speaker 1: Stuff You Should Know, a production of I Heart Radio. Hey, 7 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 1: and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh, Pierre Clark. There's 8 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: Charles Jacques Ryant. Jerry. Oh nice rolling. Are we allowed 9 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 1: to tell everyone your last name? Jerry? We've done it before. Okay, 10 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,560 Speaker 1: what if they go try to find on Facebook and 11 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: find out she doesn't actually exist? It's all just a plant, 12 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: fake Facebook page that we've created. I know that she 13 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: she is an actual plant, right that crows in the 14 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:08,399 Speaker 1: corner feed me. I am worried about this one. I'm 15 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: just gonna go ahead and say it. Oh, why you 16 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: were worried about the wine one, for the same reasons 17 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: we didn't do the wine one. I know. That's why. 18 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: That's exactly why, exactly for those reasons. No one knows 19 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:24,559 Speaker 1: anything about champagne. People spend lifetimes learning the stuff. Yes, 20 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: but we have a show, and everyone knows that we 21 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: don't spend a lifetime learning about all we talk about that. 22 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: We just do our research and we try to find 23 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: the most interesting stuff to explain how something works. I know, 24 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: but these with anytime it's something where someone is like 25 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: such a huge like where it's such a big thing 26 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: for so many people. Uh, I just know we're gonna 27 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: mess up pronunciations. It's French, so champagne, right, Champagne. I 28 00:01:56,520 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: think that's how bugs Bunny always pronounced it. Yeah, so 29 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: you're you're following a grand tradition. I didn't know he 30 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: was a drinker. Well we are going to talk about 31 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: champagne's a little late. Now. Do you like champagne? I 32 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: love champagne? Okay, I love it. I don't I mainly 33 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: drink sparkling wine and I don't really drink champagne itself. 34 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: But buddy, this article made me want to drink some champagne. Well, 35 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 1: you do a little proseccolla. Sure, I don't really discriminate, Okay, 36 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,639 Speaker 1: I do. I don't drink any of it. You don't 37 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: like champagne, huh nah, I don't like sparkling wine. It's 38 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: not just not it's not for chuck it save love 39 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: it man um. I particularly love Shandon out in California. 40 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: I will say, one time, at a party, though many 41 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: years ago, like in the nineties, I drank a lot 42 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:52,079 Speaker 1: of just champagne, only champagne. This might be why you 43 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: don't like champagne. The only time in my life. No, 44 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: I actually, uh, I felt like a twelve year old girl. 45 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:00,080 Speaker 1: That was wonderful. That's your problem. No, champagne is no know, 46 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 1: I mean silly and bubbly. It's fun like I played 47 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 1: hop scotch and stuff like that. Yeah, I know, that's terrible. 48 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: Why would you ever want to do that again. I 49 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: don't mean I felt like a girl because I was 50 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: drinking champagne. That's what I thought. You meant, like, well, 51 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,119 Speaker 1: there's your problem. Champagne is not a girly drink. No. 52 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: I'm sure there's plenty of people out there who do 53 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:22,360 Speaker 1: think that. Buddy, I will drink pink champagne at with 54 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: your finger up at a bull fight. Oh gross. Yeah, 55 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 1: you gotta do something to wash the pain away. Uh. Yeah, 56 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 1: it's just not for me. Uh. And that gave me 57 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 1: a such a bad headache. The next day, I didn't 58 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: go back to the well, I'll have you know, I 59 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: have someone if someone wants to toast me, yeah, I 60 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: won't go. No, I'm not drinking that. Well, you were 61 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: probably drinking pretty sweet, Champagne, weren't you. Usually the higher 62 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: the sugar content and anything, that the more um of 63 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: a hangover you're gonna have. Yeah, I don't know. Huh, Well, 64 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: I love it good. You mean I've been to shand 65 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: on twice. Okay, when on Shandon cruise once, big fans 66 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 1: of Shandon. Where is that? Hint? Hint, It's out in 67 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: um Napa Napa Valley. It's famously attached to Mowett and Shandon. 68 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: And then Shandon went and said, hey, we're gonna open 69 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: up something in California too. You just like cool because 70 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,480 Speaker 1: their tear war is it's got a good tar war. 71 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: And that's another thing too. This is what I'm nervous about. 72 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: I'm not nervous about getting it wrong. I'm nervous about 73 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: coming across like it's just a complete jackass sophisticate. You know, 74 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:36,719 Speaker 1: I'm not at all. I just like Champagne. I'm I 75 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: know more now about Champagne doing this research for the 76 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: last couple of days than I ever had before, so 77 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: I definitely don't put myself out there. It's like a 78 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: UM an expert in any way, shape or form. All right, 79 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 1: So that's called everybody put your emails away. Ten minutes 80 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 1: of caveats by Josh and Chuck. See that was French 81 00:04:55,880 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 1: and you pronounced it great? Is that Latin? All right? Well, 82 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: I guess if you don't know anything about Champagne, you 83 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: might have noticed that we already said both the word 84 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: champagne and sparkling wine. And um, I think most people 85 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: probably know this, but some people may not. Um. Champagne 86 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 1: is a region in France, and uh, technically you were 87 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 1: only supposed to say Champagne for sparkling wine if it 88 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 1: comes from that region. So all champagne that's sparkling wine 89 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: is sparkling wine, but all sparkling wine is not Champagne. 90 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 1: That's right. That that I think that's simplified. Uh. In 91 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: Champagne itself, the region is about hour and a half 92 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:39,919 Speaker 1: ninety minutes or so northeast of Paris or east, and 93 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: this UM article points out that it's one of the 94 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: least visited regions of France. But I bet, I bet 95 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: they have their fair amount of enthusiasts that go to 96 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,480 Speaker 1: but maybe just not as many. I don't know. It's 97 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 1: the south of France or other Burgundy maybe right, well, 98 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: Burgundy comes to mind for sure. Apparently Sablie, I didn't 99 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: realize that that was a wine growing region, did you. 100 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 1: I don't think I did. And the very famous mad 101 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:13,359 Speaker 1: dog Nutrian so silly, so um so, Champagne is a region. 102 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 1: It's also a sparkling wine. But yeah, like you said, 103 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: you you can't make sparkling wine outside of this this 104 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: Champagne region. And you can even make sparkling wine inside 105 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 1: of the Champagne region. And unless you're following a very 106 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: strictly controlled process within this particular region of France, you 107 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 1: are not allowed anywhere in the world to call your 108 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 1: sparkling wine Champagne. It's what's what's called an Appalachian applechian. 109 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:47,599 Speaker 1: Now that's a mountain range. It's what's called a um 110 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 1: Appalachian trail Appellatian de origine control or AOC is what 111 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: we're gonna call it. But it's basically the same thing 112 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 1: with um Bourbon here in the United States eights right, Yeah, 113 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 1: where you have to follow specific rules, and you have 114 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,200 Speaker 1: to make it within a specific region. And the whole 115 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 1: point is it's you don't want just any schmo making 116 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: something that's similar to your product but not nearly as good, 117 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: that's not going through anywhere near the painstaking amount of 118 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 1: process um and labor that you're doing and still call 119 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,160 Speaker 1: it the same thing you're calling it. You don't want 120 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: to do that. Yeah, now you have to restrict it, 121 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: especially the French. You know that they're not going to 122 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: be all willy nilly about that. That's their region. Yeah, 123 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 1: apparently there's something like food acres, which I don't think 124 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:40,560 Speaker 1: is a lot. And what are those cities? The two 125 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 1: main cities are rem and Epernay. But uh, we even 126 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 1: have a thing in here that says if you say M, 127 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: then you're an American city slicker. If you say realms M. 128 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 1: I've seen plenty wrong, is what they say in the 129 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 1: in that help me out article that we got. I 130 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,280 Speaker 1: think you just are in some fans in France with 131 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: that one. Well, by any other name, it is still Champagne. 132 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 1: And those are the cities, and there are but three 133 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,720 Speaker 1: grapes that you can use to make champagne. You can't 134 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 1: just say oh, that that muscadine looks nice. They do 135 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 1: here in Georgia. Let's throw it in a bottle in 136 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 1: fer minute. Uh, pete, put this in your mouth to 137 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 1: spit it up in the bottle. There are three grapes 138 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: and they are the pinot noir grape, the Chardonnay grape, 139 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: and um, how do you pronounce that last one? Peanut 140 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 1: mon okay, which is another dark grape or red grape 141 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,079 Speaker 1: or black grape I think is what they call it. Yeah, 142 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 1: if you ever talked to a real wine person, you 143 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,920 Speaker 1: don't know the lingo, you're gonna be confused quick when 144 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,680 Speaker 1: they say things like black grapes, right, I mean, like, 145 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:48,320 Speaker 1: what the heck is a black grape? But if you 146 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,200 Speaker 1: dig into it, you start to find that there's a 147 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: lot of overlapping words. There's a lot of multiple terms 148 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,079 Speaker 1: that describe the same thing. Yeah, black grape, red grape, 149 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,480 Speaker 1: same thing. Yeah, you know, purple grape. Well not if 150 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,040 Speaker 1: you say that, you're gonna get laughed out of nava, Right, 151 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 1: I like the purple grapes concorde, I think is what 152 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 1: they're calling. But chardon Ay is um of those three 153 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 1: is the only all white grape. So um. And you 154 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 1: know a lot of people might not know this. It's 155 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 1: the same with uh still wine. But you know inside 156 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: that black skin is white pulp. Yeah, depending on when 157 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,840 Speaker 1: you pick the grape. So if you pick it early, 158 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,360 Speaker 1: before it has a chance to turn reddish, you can 159 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:36,880 Speaker 1: conceivably squeeze clear or white grape juice from red or 160 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,599 Speaker 1: black grapes. That's right, And that's what's happening in the 161 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,640 Speaker 1: case of Champagne. Yeah, because if you look at it, 162 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:44,360 Speaker 1: you're like, well, I mean, this is this is clear? 163 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,079 Speaker 1: How is this made from red grapes? Well, as we'll 164 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,080 Speaker 1: see later on, you have dompering. You want to think 165 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 1: I should well, we should go ahead and talk about that. 166 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,040 Speaker 1: I guess. Well, let's talk about Champagne a little bit 167 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,320 Speaker 1: for first, and then we'll get to Domparing. So the 168 00:09:56,360 --> 00:10:01,000 Speaker 1: region itself is pretty ancient. Um. The first vineyards in 169 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:05,959 Speaker 1: Champagne were planted by the Romans, who also mine chalk 170 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 1: in the area, and there's extensive chalk quarries that are 171 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: underground that have served as Champagne sellers for generations. So 172 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 1: the place has been making wine. The region has been 173 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:22,839 Speaker 1: making wine for millennia. UM. But it wasn't until about 174 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 1: the sixteen seventeen hundreds when they really kind of took 175 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:32,160 Speaker 1: what was a naturally occurring problem, which was carbonation happening 176 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,400 Speaker 1: in their wine, and went to town with it. They said, 177 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,600 Speaker 1: if you can't beat them, join them. So they took 178 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,960 Speaker 1: this thing that was viewed as a flaw in their wine, 179 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 1: carbonation sparkling wine, and they figured out how to make 180 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,120 Speaker 1: it even more so and made it its own thing. Yeah, 181 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,760 Speaker 1: and that um in that region, that chalk is very 182 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:55,680 Speaker 1: key to uh what you end up getting because it's 183 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 1: very reflective because it's white. It is so it reflects 184 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,199 Speaker 1: the sun light from the ground back up to the leaves. Right. Yeah, 185 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:07,200 Speaker 1: it's a very unique region. Like and apparently it's uh like, 186 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,199 Speaker 1: if you stumbled upon that region today in our advanced 187 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 1: wine making techniques and sparkling wine techniques, you probably wouldn't say, hey, 188 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,440 Speaker 1: this is a great place to have a vineyard, right 189 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 1: you go, Sacra blue. This soil is terrible. Uh, well 190 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 1: you might um because it's I think it's a little 191 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 1: tougher to grow like it. It's a very fine line 192 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:32,120 Speaker 1: between getting a successful uh harvest in that region, which 193 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,439 Speaker 1: makes it I think very special yeah, it does. Like Um. 194 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:41,079 Speaker 1: Apparently they have cold, short, wet growing seasons, and apparently 195 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,680 Speaker 1: that's where the original Um sparkling wine and Champagne came from. 196 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 1: It was a freak of natural um, natural climate, and 197 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:56,160 Speaker 1: natural conditions growing conditions right, because as we'll see, a 198 00:11:56,360 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 1: second um fermentation is what creates the carbonation, and that 199 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 1: would happen naturally because they would harvest the wine, make wine, 200 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:10,200 Speaker 1: store it, and then it would get um cold all 201 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,199 Speaker 1: of a sudden, like early before the fermentation process was done, 202 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 1: so fermentation would basically stop, but then there'd be a 203 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,680 Speaker 1: lot of sugar and yeasts left in their wine that 204 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:23,080 Speaker 1: hadn't fermented when they started it. So when Um spring 205 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,280 Speaker 1: came around again and things started to warm up, a 206 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,480 Speaker 1: second fermentation process started, and that's really what kicked off 207 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,640 Speaker 1: the bubbles. But for a long time the people in 208 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:35,320 Speaker 1: in Um Champagne and the Champagne region were tearing their 209 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: hair out because they didn't want this. It was a 210 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,640 Speaker 1: sign that their wine was terrible, poorly made. And like 211 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:42,920 Speaker 1: I said, it wasn't until Don Perann Young came along 212 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 1: Um who didn't like it himself, uh, but was one 213 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,040 Speaker 1: of the people who created a lot of the techniques 214 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:54,400 Speaker 1: that helped um established Champagne as the sparkling wine capital 215 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 1: of the world. So he didn't care for it, No, 216 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,440 Speaker 1: he didn't. He didn't, Um he could. He called it 217 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,640 Speaker 1: mad wine, I think, is what he calls. Yeah. He 218 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 1: was a Benedictine monk in the area. And and and 219 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 1: he was the seller master, which is um. If you 220 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:12,720 Speaker 1: are a seller master, you are in charge as far 221 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:16,760 Speaker 1: as Champagne goes with basically making the master blend of 222 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:21,120 Speaker 1: the Champagne are talking, yes, the cove and when you 223 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:25,439 Speaker 1: put it together, that's the assemblange, right, So Don Perignon 224 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:27,080 Speaker 1: was the guy in charge of that for this abbey. 225 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,040 Speaker 1: He was a monk. His name was Pierre Parignon. Dom 226 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:34,360 Speaker 1: is like you knowes you're a monk, Benedictine monk. And 227 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,800 Speaker 1: he was one of the ones who established a lot 228 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:43,840 Speaker 1: of the groundwork for creating sparkling wine, creating Champagne very 229 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,760 Speaker 1: interesting like um up to that point you would have 230 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,320 Speaker 1: um sparkling wines in your cellar. But they were using 231 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 1: like wood and hemp to like stop these bottles. Well, 232 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,360 Speaker 1: that didn't work all that well. Bottles were very frequently 233 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,040 Speaker 1: explode and sells were very dangerous places to be because 234 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 1: one one of these stoppers came out, it shoot across 235 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,720 Speaker 1: the room, hit another bottle, and that bottle stopped would 236 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,719 Speaker 1: come out, and all of a sudden you have a 237 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:13,559 Speaker 1: chain reaction of these wooden stoppers like flying at your head. Yeah, 238 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,560 Speaker 1: three stooges or something. Right, So, um, dom Perignon came 239 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:21,640 Speaker 1: up with the idea of using cork stoppers in thicker 240 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 1: English type bottles that could withstand the pressure, um holding 241 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,880 Speaker 1: them down with little rope muzzles. Now we use foil 242 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 1: and wire. What's that called a muzzle? Yeah, a muzzle. 243 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,680 Speaker 1: There's a French word for it, but I can't find 244 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:39,560 Speaker 1: it my note, something like that. So he came up 245 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,040 Speaker 1: with a bunch of stuff. He also was the first 246 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:44,240 Speaker 1: one to start blending wines from the region, and as 247 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,360 Speaker 1: we'll talk about in a few Um, that's the basis 248 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 1: of champagne. It's a blend champagne. Champagne is a blend 249 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 1: of wine. That's right. Should we take a break ourselves? Yeah, 250 00:14:55,120 --> 00:15:28,480 Speaker 1: I'm getting excited. Don't you want some champagne? Sorry? Really no, 251 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,600 Speaker 1: I mean if you opened a bottle of champagne in here, 252 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 1: I would I would drink a flute. Yeah, because uh, hey, 253 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,640 Speaker 1: it's rude when you're offered something to turn your nose 254 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 1: about it unless you're under twenty one and be it 255 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 1: might help me to relax a little bit. Yeah, it 256 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:47,200 Speaker 1: really would about this thing, you'd feel great. Um. Should 257 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,440 Speaker 1: we talk a little bit about uh the champagne method. Yes, 258 00:15:51,960 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 1: what the French call method champagne? Was okay, method champagne, 259 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 1: so to say, if the closures set them. Um, this 260 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,040 Speaker 1: is one reason why champagne is a bit more expensive, 261 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,120 Speaker 1: or can be a bit more expensive. Um is because 262 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 1: there's there's a lot of processes involved, and not like 263 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 1: there's not with still wine, but champagne kind of takes 264 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,720 Speaker 1: it a step further. It's time consuming and it there 265 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: are people's hands and feet involved a lot of times. 266 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,120 Speaker 1: And like you said, it's it is. It starts with 267 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,360 Speaker 1: making wine. Actually it starts even further back to that. 268 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:39,000 Speaker 1: It starts with growing great, that's right. Uh. But fermentation 269 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,680 Speaker 1: you know all wines are for a minute of course, 270 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:44,000 Speaker 1: and that's the um. That's when sugar breaks down from 271 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,600 Speaker 1: the grape juice turns it into alcohol, delicious delicious alcohol, 272 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:52,920 Speaker 1: and that is called wine. Um. And just like regular 273 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,680 Speaker 1: wine still wine. Like you said, I guess we shouldn't 274 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,680 Speaker 1: call it regular wine, just still wine. Um. They start basic, 275 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,160 Speaker 1: they start with those grapes. Uh. And in the case 276 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:10,960 Speaker 1: of Champagne, they are pressed with human feet, which still happens. 277 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,160 Speaker 1: And I can't help but think of that video still 278 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:18,719 Speaker 1: after all these years, that poor lady h and uh 279 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,960 Speaker 1: chateau a lawn? Right was that in Georgia? Yeah? I 280 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,639 Speaker 1: don't think I knew that it was Georgia, like Morning 281 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,040 Speaker 1: show Atlanta Morning, So I think it was like Box 282 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,720 Speaker 1: Live or something like that. I just I can still 283 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,520 Speaker 1: hear it. I haven't seen it in years. But if 284 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,280 Speaker 1: you don't know what we're talking about, there was a 285 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 1: one of the early viral videos of this uh of 286 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:42,359 Speaker 1: this woman on location doing a story about wine in Georgia, 287 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: and she was stomping on the wine and uh fell 288 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:47,800 Speaker 1: on a platform for some reason. Yeah, and she fell 289 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:51,760 Speaker 1: out of the barrel and and hurt herself. But it 290 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:57,240 Speaker 1: sounded like she was in very much heavy distress, like 291 00:17:57,359 --> 00:18:00,480 Speaker 1: new dimensions of pain. Yeah, are this ounds that the 292 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 1: woman made? I've never heard anything like it before or 293 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:07,280 Speaker 1: since neither. Um. Yeah, I'm very sure she's okay. Yeah, 294 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,199 Speaker 1: that's why I don't mind talking about it now. It's 295 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 1: not like she was, you know, named for life or 296 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 1: anything like that. I was thinking I Love Lucy too. 297 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,359 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're very famous grape stompings. Yeah, you know, 298 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,359 Speaker 1: or she gets in like a grape throwing fight with 299 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,960 Speaker 1: the lady and Lucy she was always getting into trouble. 300 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: When I was shot in the studio where they film 301 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,480 Speaker 1: that show one time in California, right there in Hollywood, Yeah, 302 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,119 Speaker 1: it was kind of neat. Yeah, one of the grips 303 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:31,280 Speaker 1: just came over. He's like, you know, this is the 304 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:37,159 Speaker 1: I Love Lucy studio. I smelled the grapes. Uh, all right, 305 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,920 Speaker 1: so where were we? Um feet feet? Yeah? Which is 306 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,199 Speaker 1: this wonderful old world technique that I didn't know this. 307 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,520 Speaker 1: I didn't know that you have to do that for champagne. 308 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,680 Speaker 1: Is it just because it's so delicate? Yeah, I think 309 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,840 Speaker 1: that's part of it. But also they kind of shy 310 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,320 Speaker 1: away from machinery and the method champagne was really yes, 311 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 1: all right, it's a it's a traditional method, even though 312 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 1: if you look back at the history of wine making, 313 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:07,320 Speaker 1: champagne is very relatively new. Like we're talking six hundreds. Right, 314 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:12,119 Speaker 1: they've been making wine for many thousands of years, so 315 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 1: this is a fairly new invention, but it was still 316 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:19,639 Speaker 1: invented at a time where you mainly used human labor 317 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,399 Speaker 1: for for things like this. So yeah, they've they've tended 318 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:26,240 Speaker 1: to preserve that as much as possible. All Right, Well, 319 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:31,400 Speaker 1: you've got your juice, your white juice, and um, well 320 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,800 Speaker 1: they put it in stainless steel. That's unless you're super 321 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,480 Speaker 1: old world. I guess, uh, some people do use wood still, 322 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,280 Speaker 1: but yeah, that you're allowed to use for the for 323 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,800 Speaker 1: the initial fermentation where you're like you're just making the 324 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 1: basic wine, you can use Yeah, so there it sits 325 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:50,479 Speaker 1: for a long time, ferments becomes still wine and uh, 326 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,280 Speaker 1: like we said, this is just the first fermentation and 327 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,920 Speaker 1: then you move on to the blending, which is where 328 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,600 Speaker 1: that all important seller master comes in. Right, So if 329 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:03,000 Speaker 1: you're seller master for a champagne house, you are unless 330 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,880 Speaker 1: you're very specific type of champagne house where you actually 331 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 1: make champagne from growing the grapes to the finished product. Um, 332 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 1: you were probably going around the champagne region trying different champagne's, 333 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,000 Speaker 1: are trying different wines still wines, and you're coming up 334 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,959 Speaker 1: within your head a blend of all these different wines, 335 00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 1: and that blend, as we said before, it is called 336 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,680 Speaker 1: the couve a, and the couve a is it's just 337 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,119 Speaker 1: that it's a blend of wine and it has mainly 338 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 1: three different factors involved that you have to take any consideration. 339 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,720 Speaker 1: If you're the seller master, right, if it's a vintage 340 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,920 Speaker 1: cuve a vintage blend of wines, then that means it's 341 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,640 Speaker 1: using grapes that we're all grown in the same year, 342 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,800 Speaker 1: the same growing season. Yeah, and I imagine these seller masters, 343 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: I mean he said they're tasting things. I'm sure they are, 344 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,920 Speaker 1: but I imagine these seller masters in Champagne also kind 345 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 1: of know exactly where they're gonna go for most of 346 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,680 Speaker 1: these sure, and they also would know like, well, if 347 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,000 Speaker 1: you as have two thousand seven vintage wine that was 348 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,760 Speaker 1: a great year, or um that year was kind of rough, 349 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,159 Speaker 1: it might take a at a neat edge to it 350 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,679 Speaker 1: some other two thousand nine grapes. I'm using too, Right, 351 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,720 Speaker 1: these are what these people are walking around within their heads, 352 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,680 Speaker 1: that kind of that level of information. So they're putting 353 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,800 Speaker 1: it all together. They come up with these clever little 354 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 1: blends and each blends a cue a. Again, one of 355 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,840 Speaker 1: the things they can take into account is the vintage 356 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,280 Speaker 1: the years. Yeah, Like you said that, if it's a 357 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,639 Speaker 1: vintage wine, it's just from the one year growing season. 358 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,440 Speaker 1: If it's non vintage, that means you can you're combining 359 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,200 Speaker 1: various years, right. And typically vintage wines I think tend 360 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:42,080 Speaker 1: to be more expensive, I have. I get the impression 361 00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,800 Speaker 1: that they tend to be a little more revered. They 362 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,760 Speaker 1: definitely take longer to mature. Yeah, the fermentation process is 363 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,199 Speaker 1: longer than the non vintage. And you'll see this on 364 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,680 Speaker 1: the label. It'll say vintage, else it will say envy 365 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,119 Speaker 1: a lot of times. Um. The two other things for 366 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:02,400 Speaker 1: a seller master to take into account are um, the varietals, Yeah, 367 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 1: and the crew right yeah, c R you so crew 368 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,680 Speaker 1: is the c R E W or the c R 369 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:17,040 Speaker 1: U E with an umla over the yes. Um, the 370 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,760 Speaker 1: crew is it's a vineyard basically, So you can have 371 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,080 Speaker 1: grapes all from one vineyard, from different years and different riotals, um, 372 00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,639 Speaker 1: and that'd still be what's called a single crew, or 373 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:32,240 Speaker 1: you could mix different crews, different vineyards grapes um to 374 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,480 Speaker 1: to create a couve. Yeah. And the Grand Crew. You 375 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,280 Speaker 1: might have seen that before on a bottle. Um that's 376 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,560 Speaker 1: a if you get the grand Crew status, then you're 377 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,600 Speaker 1: really cooking with gases. My dad used to say, uh. 378 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,600 Speaker 1: In the mid nineteen eighties, Um, well, initially there were 379 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,480 Speaker 1: only twelve villages that had that Grand Crew status, and 380 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:56,800 Speaker 1: then they expanded at the seventeen um because five more 381 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,600 Speaker 1: villages and I'm not going to try and pronounce all 382 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,920 Speaker 1: those were added to the list. And um, it says 383 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,680 Speaker 1: here that less than nine it's incredibly low. Of all 384 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,800 Speaker 1: the vineyard land in Champagne has Grand Crew rating, right, 385 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,560 Speaker 1: So again acres only nine percent of that is the 386 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,520 Speaker 1: top rated. Basically, it's saying this land is the primo 387 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,119 Speaker 1: land for growing Champagne grapes. So if you get grapes 388 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,560 Speaker 1: that are grown there by these people who really know 389 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,440 Speaker 1: what they're doing, it's you're gonna pay through the nose 390 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,240 Speaker 1: for it. So a Grand crew Um, Champagne is going 391 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,600 Speaker 1: to be pretty expensive. But there's a there's a reason 392 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:39,000 Speaker 1: behind it. It's not just marketing and varietals too. Like 393 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 1: you said, there's three grapes, right, just those three, and 394 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,920 Speaker 1: depending on how you put them together, you can come 395 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,800 Speaker 1: up with a type of cuve as well. Right, So 396 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,400 Speaker 1: blanc to blanc means white of whites. That's made just 397 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 1: with Chardonnay grapes blocked and no air is made with um, 398 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,520 Speaker 1: just one of the other black grapes, either the peanot 399 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:02,760 Speaker 1: moonier or the pen know noir. That's right, um. But 400 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:06,320 Speaker 1: all those three things are factored together to create a 401 00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 1: specific cuve. A. Well, and then you've got your rose 402 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 1: that you mentioned earlier, your pink wine or is My 403 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,080 Speaker 1: friend Stacy calls it pink crack. It's good stuff. She 404 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,040 Speaker 1: gets ahold of that stuff. Watch out, yeah, um, and 405 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,440 Speaker 1: that is uh, well, they there's a couple of ways 406 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 1: you can do this. Um. Sometimes you leave some of 407 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 1: the skin for a little bit of time, but these 408 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,840 Speaker 1: days more or less you're gonna be adding a little 409 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 1: bit of the red wine, um, peanut noir red wine 410 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,040 Speaker 1: to the couve. So I think there are still a 411 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,000 Speaker 1: wine that's different. If you leave the grapes on a 412 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 1: little bit, you're gonna have pink champagne. If you actually 413 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,440 Speaker 1: add red wine afterwards, you're gonna have rose champagne. What's 414 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,560 Speaker 1: the difference? Says here. Rose is also known as pink champagne. 415 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,439 Speaker 1: I've seem I know this is what I'm saying. So 416 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,880 Speaker 1: it gets confusing because you definitely get different things from 417 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,720 Speaker 1: different sources. But I have seen in multiple places that 418 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,000 Speaker 1: when you add red wine, that's rose, and that keeping 419 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 1: the grapes in his pink champagne interesting. But um, apparently 420 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 1: there's something like three million bottles of red wine or 421 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,600 Speaker 1: set aside every year just to make rose champagne. What 422 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:18,680 Speaker 1: a waste, man, I'm really I'm changing your mind about champagne. 423 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:24,040 Speaker 1: Uh No, you're not going to Emily likes rose rose champagne. No, 424 00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:27,400 Speaker 1: I mean she'll have that, but just still rose. There's 425 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,280 Speaker 1: also rose with gas that's not champagne. It's just a 426 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,760 Speaker 1: little gassie. It's it's kind of different all that stuff. Yeah, 427 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,760 Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, And it's not like I discriminate 428 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:43,639 Speaker 1: against wines either, but um, I'm I'm definitely prefer Champagne's 429 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,440 Speaker 1: are sparkling wines over still wine, like any day of 430 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,920 Speaker 1: the week. Yeah. Yeah, we're the opposite in more ways 431 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: than one. Uh are we at the Riddler yet? Because 432 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,639 Speaker 1: this is my favorite part. Uh So we've got the 433 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,199 Speaker 1: blend and once you once you blend it. You have 434 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,720 Speaker 1: to put it in bottles. And one of the things 435 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 1: chuck about the ao C this method champagne noise, is 436 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,840 Speaker 1: once you put in that bottle, it stays in there 437 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,480 Speaker 1: until the person who buys it and drinks it takes 438 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,199 Speaker 1: it out. You have to keep it in the same bottle, 439 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,760 Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, why would you switch a bottle so 440 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,639 Speaker 1: it'd be weird anyway? Um, well you you used to 441 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,120 Speaker 1: want to decan it to get sentiment out. Um you 442 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,800 Speaker 1: might just put it in one bottle to reuse the bottles. 443 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,240 Speaker 1: Who knows, but you you. Once you put in the bottle, 444 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,000 Speaker 1: it's got to stay in the bottle. And after that 445 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,240 Speaker 1: initial que is blended, they put it in the bottle 446 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,480 Speaker 1: and they let it sit and depending on what kind 447 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,840 Speaker 1: um what kind of is if it's non vintage, it's 448 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 1: gonna sit there for twelve more months for a total 449 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,719 Speaker 1: of a minimum of fifteen If if it's vintage, it's 450 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:53,159 Speaker 1: gonna sit there for another three years and just age 451 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,240 Speaker 1: in the bottle. That's right. And so at this point 452 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,160 Speaker 1: you're gonna start you want the bubbles, so you're gonna 453 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:03,200 Speaker 1: start that second for amentation process by adding sugar and yeast. 454 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,879 Speaker 1: Then you drop the temperature on your cooler uh to 455 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,119 Speaker 1: about fifty to sixty, which is cooler than the initial 456 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:16,480 Speaker 1: fermentation process. And um, well you can also do this 457 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 1: in the tank. Like they're different methods, but right, that's 458 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 1: the that's called the Charmett method, the tanks. Yeah, but 459 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: I think the Old World method is well Jesus, you 460 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,440 Speaker 1: can't use tanks. You gotta use bottles. And I I don't 461 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,560 Speaker 1: you think old world is the right term. That's old ish. 462 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,480 Speaker 1: I'll just say old But I think old world means 463 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,840 Speaker 1: something very specific with wine. Oh yeah, I can see that. 464 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,320 Speaker 1: I think it means non Californian. See, this is where 465 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,359 Speaker 1: we get in trouble. Uh So this is a very 466 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:50,840 Speaker 1: slow fermentation process, the second one. And um, the yeast 467 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,320 Speaker 1: is is living and dying and those cells are breaking apart, 468 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:58,919 Speaker 1: and it's this really interesting process is going on inside 469 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,119 Speaker 1: that bottle. Yeah, it's eating up all that sugar that 470 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,440 Speaker 1: you added and what's called the liquor to tarage, right, 471 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,639 Speaker 1: and when you add that in and you add the 472 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,920 Speaker 1: yeast in the yeaster, like this is great. We're gonna 473 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:13,520 Speaker 1: live here for generations eons by our time table. Yeah, 474 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,960 Speaker 1: Like look at all this delicious sugar that we can eat, 475 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,600 Speaker 1: and they eat it and eat it, and they eat 476 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,080 Speaker 1: all of the sugar and the second fermentation process, and 477 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,480 Speaker 1: what we're doing here now is recreating those that natural 478 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,879 Speaker 1: fluke of a condition where it would get cold and 479 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 1: then warm up again and that second fermentation process would 480 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,200 Speaker 1: start to make the CEO. Two same things happening here, 481 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,720 Speaker 1: but this is a very controlled version of that. So 482 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,440 Speaker 1: the use is eating it and like you said, they're 483 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,680 Speaker 1: dying and breaking open. And so when you're drinking champagne, 484 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 1: part of what you're drinking are the the internal remnants 485 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 1: of yeast cells that have spilled their contents into the champagne. 486 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,080 Speaker 1: That's why I don't drink it. But they also leave 487 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,200 Speaker 1: behind some stuff you don't want to drink, which are 488 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,160 Speaker 1: the cell structures, and that creates it's called sentiment. It's 489 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,280 Speaker 1: basically leftover cellular structure of yeast cells. And you want 490 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,840 Speaker 1: to get that out. Yeah, and that's through a process 491 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,360 Speaker 1: called riddling. And I mentioned the riddler is my favorite 492 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,600 Speaker 1: person in this process. It's a pretty thankless job to 493 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,400 Speaker 1: be the riddler, is it, I think? So I'll bet 494 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:22,480 Speaker 1: you get a lot of free champagne. Well sure, that's thanks. Yeah, 495 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: but it's it's very solitary and redundant. Yeah yeah, repetitive. 496 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: Uh So this riddler, they the wine at this point 497 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: is stored upside down at a seventy five degree angle 498 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,440 Speaker 1: and that is allowing all this, all these dead yeast 499 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:44,440 Speaker 1: cells to collect down near the neck. Um. They by 500 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:48,520 Speaker 1: hand go in every day and turn these bottles one 501 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:55,959 Speaker 1: eighth the baturn, twenty thousand thirty day. They do this 502 00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:01,640 Speaker 1: by hand, and they're just rotating these Uh it's I 503 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,480 Speaker 1: can't imagine doing this. I mean that your life's work. 504 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,840 Speaker 1: You've got to really be dedicated to your craft. Riddler, 505 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:12,280 Speaker 1: and it takes about four to six weeks of this 506 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:17,320 Speaker 1: this um dedicated attention. It's very fast process though, if 507 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,640 Speaker 1: you've ever seen a riddler at work, oh yeah, you know. 508 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 1: But they have to remember that they turn the bottle, 509 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,160 Speaker 1: so they make a little chalk mark on each one 510 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,880 Speaker 1: times in a day. Yeah, man, it's amazing. So they 511 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,840 Speaker 1: they they're turning the bottle and like you said, it's 512 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 1: turned up in an angle. And the whole point of 513 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 1: this is that you're slowly because you don't want to 514 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:39,000 Speaker 1: disturb the champagne. It's still it's still maturing, right, Um, 515 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,080 Speaker 1: but this is towards the end of that maturation phase, 516 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,960 Speaker 1: either that twelve month or that thirty six month minimum. 517 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,840 Speaker 1: And as you're turning it, what you're doing is kind 518 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 1: of shaking the bottle a little bit too, and you're 519 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,040 Speaker 1: just trying to get the yeast cells what's left of 520 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,760 Speaker 1: them to move towards the neck, right. And the whole 521 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,520 Speaker 1: point is this is called maturing on the leaves, and 522 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: the leaves I think are what the sediment is called, 523 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 1: possibly or else what the Yeah, I think that's what 524 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,840 Speaker 1: it is. I think. And as it goes down and 525 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 1: accumulates at the towards the front of the neck, you 526 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,560 Speaker 1: now have one of the last steps called gourge mont 527 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,560 Speaker 1: or disgorgement. Yes, And what you have is it's just 528 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,880 Speaker 1: a thing of sediment. Is it's accumulated at the neck 529 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,960 Speaker 1: and you put it in an ice bath. It's really 530 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,360 Speaker 1: amazing how they do this. Yeah. And then what they 531 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,320 Speaker 1: used to have to do is they would pop open 532 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:34,560 Speaker 1: a bottle, decant it, filter it, and um, they would 533 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,320 Speaker 1: pour it back so it's filtered. Because one of the 534 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,160 Speaker 1: things you'll note about champagne is it's very clear and 535 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,920 Speaker 1: it undergoes several different clarification steps, but that would have 536 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,800 Speaker 1: been one of them. This is the same thing, but 537 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,600 Speaker 1: this one is way cooler. They put the neck in 538 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,840 Speaker 1: an ice bath, a salt ice bath, so you know 539 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:54,160 Speaker 1: it's really cold because you know, salt lowers the freezing 540 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,040 Speaker 1: point of ice water. Yeah, and at this point that's 541 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:02,440 Speaker 1: going to create a little yeast plug. It's so cross 542 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,920 Speaker 1: up there towards the neck. And what they have to 543 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: do then is get that plug out of there while 544 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:13,360 Speaker 1: maintaining the integrity of the rest of the wine that's inside. Yeah, 545 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,240 Speaker 1: like you're gonna lose some champagne. It's been a perfect procedure. 546 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,480 Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean that's part of the process, is 547 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,800 Speaker 1: to lose some because then they add stuff back in, right, 548 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,000 Speaker 1: which we'll get to. But um, so they remove while 549 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 1: it says in here the cork. But these days I 550 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,640 Speaker 1: think that initial one is is a cap like a 551 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,960 Speaker 1: bottle cap, bottle cap can, that old world bottle cap. 552 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,040 Speaker 1: And you know, go on YouTube and look at a 553 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,320 Speaker 1: riddler at work and and just check this out. It's 554 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,040 Speaker 1: it's pretty neat. Like it's a fast process as well. Um, 555 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,800 Speaker 1: did you see the how it's made on that they 556 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,280 Speaker 1: pop it out and a surprisingly small amount comes out. 557 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,800 Speaker 1: Like I thought it'd just they'd be like, oh god, 558 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,480 Speaker 1: oh jeez, like it could be the most stressful job 559 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,120 Speaker 1: in the world. But you know, enough comes out. It's 560 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,000 Speaker 1: foaming over, but um, it's not like a just a 561 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,080 Speaker 1: tremendous amount, and then they smell it to make sure 562 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,480 Speaker 1: it's not. The dude I saw put his thumb over 563 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 1: it real quick, so like it wasn't foaming over at all. 564 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,240 Speaker 1: Maybe that's what I saw or maybe that's what he 565 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,000 Speaker 1: was doing. I didn't catch it. Yeah, pretty interesting though. 566 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,360 Speaker 1: So the riddlers is doing this by hand, uh, because 567 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,760 Speaker 1: there's you know, carbon dioxide gas in there at this point, 568 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,880 Speaker 1: and it forces that plug out and like you said, 569 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: you lose just a little bit. Then you add, uh, 570 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,200 Speaker 1: maybe a little brandy, little sugar, a little white wine 571 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,960 Speaker 1: back in to get the you know, the proper amount 572 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,800 Speaker 1: of liquid inside the bottle. Right, that's called the dosage 573 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,280 Speaker 1: or the liquor dosage. Don't call it dosage because I 574 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,280 Speaker 1: did in my head for like half of this research. Yeah, 575 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,800 Speaker 1: and then you oh, well that's dosage. Well that's when 576 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,920 Speaker 1: it helps to watch videos, um, and then they put 577 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,240 Speaker 1: that final cork in place. Is when that's going to 578 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,400 Speaker 1: stay in there until you uncork it and they tighten 579 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:59,320 Speaker 1: it down with that wire as are not so great 580 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:03,280 Speaker 1: article points that you can make into a little chair afterwards. 581 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,640 Speaker 1: That's what people do, right Uh. And you know you 582 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,840 Speaker 1: have to have that thing on there because it's like 583 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,759 Speaker 1: there's a lot of pressure still building up in that thing, 584 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:17,080 Speaker 1: right um. And they've actually thanks to a eighteenth century 585 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:21,480 Speaker 1: French pharmacist named Antoine Beaumet, he came up with a 586 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,600 Speaker 1: device to measure the sugar content and wine. So now 587 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,920 Speaker 1: they know exactly how much sugar to put into the 588 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,680 Speaker 1: champagne to raise the pressure back up, because you want 589 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,840 Speaker 1: about five or six atmospheres of pressure or about I 590 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:39,359 Speaker 1: think sixty to seventy square or pounds per square inch 591 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,880 Speaker 1: of pressure in a bottle of wine. How much fifties 592 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,520 Speaker 1: seventy I think, or fifty to ninety, but it's definitely 593 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:53,000 Speaker 1: five or six atmospheres of pressure kind of average. Okay, 594 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,640 Speaker 1: So um, they know how much of that liqueur de 595 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,040 Speaker 1: dosage to put in, how much sugar to put I 596 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,120 Speaker 1: can to raise the the atmosphere back up and the 597 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,040 Speaker 1: other reason you want to do that to chuck is 598 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,520 Speaker 1: when you're adding that that sugar back in that yeast, 599 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,360 Speaker 1: all the sugar that was in there, and turn it 600 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,279 Speaker 1: into carbon dioxide that you put in for the second fermentation. 601 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:19,040 Speaker 1: And when they did, they made this champagne as dry 602 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:23,160 Speaker 1: as a bone an extra brute, so the amount of sure, 603 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,319 Speaker 1: it's actually more than that. It's brute natural well, I 604 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,839 Speaker 1: call it a double X brute. It's crazy dry. I've 605 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,520 Speaker 1: never had it, but I can only imagine how. Yeah, 606 00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,560 Speaker 1: there's there's one where they don't put in any dossage. 607 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,600 Speaker 1: They don't add any sugar afterward, so it's bone dry, 608 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,319 Speaker 1: and that's just for people who really prefer that, because yes, 609 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,880 Speaker 1: apparently the extra brute is the least popular. Yeah, I 610 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,440 Speaker 1: can imagine, and I think I think the best selling 611 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,799 Speaker 1: is sort of that brute, which is sort of in 612 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:58,319 Speaker 1: the middle of dry and sweet or sec or demi sec, 613 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,239 Speaker 1: and then I think the last one is due d 614 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,320 Speaker 1: o u X is the sweetest of all non brute. Yeah, 615 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,239 Speaker 1: but brute is drier than extra dry, which is kind 616 00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,840 Speaker 1: of surprising. But if you ever, it's pretty easy to 617 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,720 Speaker 1: pick up, if you just read it once or twice 618 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,719 Speaker 1: You're like, Okay, that's that's how it's denoted. But all 619 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,520 Speaker 1: that is based on how much dosage you put in 620 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:26,040 Speaker 1: after you just just uh and go disgorge the yeast 621 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,680 Speaker 1: plug gorge. Yeah. Uh one of my least favorite words. 622 00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,120 Speaker 1: By the way, that's a bad one. Um. Is this 623 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,680 Speaker 1: true about Madame Clique from what I saw? Yeah, Um, 624 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,680 Speaker 1: she was an entrepreneur famously. In fact, she's called Widow 625 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,040 Speaker 1: Cliquo at times. She's widowed at a very young age, 626 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:47,440 Speaker 1: sadly and took over her husband's wine business and supposedly 627 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:53,360 Speaker 1: invented that disgorging process herself, which is uh. I mean, 628 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,759 Speaker 1: it's kind of simple when you look at it, but 629 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,360 Speaker 1: I wouldn't have thought to do it. No again, I 630 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,040 Speaker 1: mean they were decanning I'm back then and filtering it out. 631 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,840 Speaker 1: So and this was I think eighteen thirteen when the 632 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,400 Speaker 1: Widow Clicko came up with it. And about then is 633 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:12,520 Speaker 1: when Champagne the drink took off, at least in France 634 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: and started to spread very quickly around the world. Yeah, 635 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,560 Speaker 1: Napoleon had a lot to do with that, right, I 636 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,360 Speaker 1: think Napoleon did. By World War One, Winston Churchill reminded 637 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,680 Speaker 1: everyone we're not fighting to save just France. Boys were 638 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:30,640 Speaker 1: fighting to save Champagne. Hurrah, Um, should we take another break? 639 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,160 Speaker 1: I think so? All right, we're gonna talk a little 640 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,960 Speaker 1: bit about what the fuss is with this stuff after this? 641 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,440 Speaker 1: All right, So Josh the master wine maker seller master 642 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,240 Speaker 1: has uh walked us through the process. What a great 643 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,400 Speaker 1: job that would be? Yeah, I have a you know, 644 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,319 Speaker 1: my friend Robbie is a kind of a rock star 645 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:23,319 Speaker 1: winemaker and NAPA. Yeah, it's pretty great. He's he's like 646 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,440 Speaker 1: he's living the good life. In fact, he got in 647 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,880 Speaker 1: touch at one point because he wanted to start a 648 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:32,400 Speaker 1: wine podcast. Uh, and we just sort of email back 649 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,560 Speaker 1: and forth, and it just never like he just wanted 650 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,640 Speaker 1: advice and stuff, not like he wanted to start one 651 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,440 Speaker 1: with me, because that would be, Um, what are those 652 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,840 Speaker 1: podcasts called when like someone's super expert and then you 653 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:50,600 Speaker 1: got a big dummy. Uh uh I can't think of anything. 654 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,239 Speaker 1: That's what that would have been. Man, there was like 655 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,520 Speaker 1: that was just ripe for jokes. I would have been 656 00:38:55,600 --> 00:39:00,560 Speaker 1: that Thomas Satan Church to his Uh. Paul Giamatti, Oh 657 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,640 Speaker 1: you're talking about sideways. I thought you were talking about 658 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,560 Speaker 1: wings for a second. I would have been like, when 659 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,400 Speaker 1: are we gonna drink it? Tastes good to me, yeah, 660 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:11,200 Speaker 1: and Robbie'd be spitting it out. Um. I don't think 661 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:17,120 Speaker 1: he's very talented, and you know does quite well like 662 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,040 Speaker 1: making wine for other people. And he also has his 663 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,240 Speaker 1: own label uh linge Vane and Pearce and Meyer Wines 664 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,279 Speaker 1: plug plug uh. And when you go to his house 665 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,480 Speaker 1: and stay with him in his awesome guest house at 666 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:34,359 Speaker 1: the top of how Mountain, you get drunk on like 667 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:39,920 Speaker 1: amazing expensive wines that he opens, Like you're drinking that peria. 668 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,600 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is Pellegrina. Oh excuse me. That's the 669 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:50,480 Speaker 1: Italian version of Perrier. It is. It's like the likersecco. 670 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:55,600 Speaker 1: What spumantepumante is Italian? Is it? It's sparkling right, Yeah, 671 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,480 Speaker 1: I guess prosecco is Italian as well. I just remember 672 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,439 Speaker 1: that from when I was a kid, Martine and ROSSI. 673 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:07,440 Speaker 1: It's amazing. That's drilled in my brain Martini and Rossie, 674 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:13,040 Speaker 1: which probably is like crap, sparkling wine, isn't it. I 675 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,960 Speaker 1: don't know that it's good. I don't know. I mean, 676 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,040 Speaker 1: I think it's I think that's probably what gave me 677 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,400 Speaker 1: your headache. That and all the low and brow Yeah, 678 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,720 Speaker 1: is that still around? I don't know. And though Bob 679 00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:32,000 Speaker 1: and Doug drank now they drank some sort of was 680 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:38,560 Speaker 1: it made up? No, they drank Molson? Well is it 681 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,359 Speaker 1: the bats? I mean it was probably some Canadian beer. 682 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,120 Speaker 1: We're gonna get killed over this. We are sorry, everybody, 683 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,160 Speaker 1: all right, So let's move on then to what makes 684 00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:51,080 Speaker 1: champagne so so expensive and so fancy, Like it has 685 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:55,239 Speaker 1: this um there's this notion you know that you drink 686 00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,960 Speaker 1: it for celebrations or that you're like sort of the 687 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:02,520 Speaker 1: upper crust of society. I d if you're drinking champagne. Well, supposedly, 688 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,799 Speaker 1: there is an actual reason why champagne is associated with 689 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:11,040 Speaker 1: toasting the big events in life. Because for a thousand years, 690 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,000 Speaker 1: from about the ninth century to the nineteenth century, they 691 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,120 Speaker 1: had no champagne. The kings of France were coronated in champagne, 692 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,120 Speaker 1: so it was like a celebration town for the whole country. 693 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:26,760 Speaker 1: So toasting with even before they were sparkling wines, um, 694 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:30,719 Speaker 1: toasting with champagne wine was traditional. So have you ever 695 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:37,800 Speaker 1: been in a restaurant and like gotten good news and said, waiter, champagne, 696 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,120 Speaker 1: has anyone ever done that? Uh, besides in movies. I 697 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:48,200 Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe it's funny like I was watching, Uh, 698 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:52,520 Speaker 1: I was watching McConaughey act, and it was I was 699 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,920 Speaker 1: watching a movie on somebody else's seat back on a flight, 700 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,640 Speaker 1: so I wasn't hearing it, so I was really just 701 00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:03,920 Speaker 1: watching the movie. And um, I was like, I imagine 702 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:08,120 Speaker 1: if you were in real life around Matthew McConaughey, like 703 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,200 Speaker 1: in a room with one of his characters, and just 704 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:16,080 Speaker 1: how off putting in bizarre that experience would be. You know, 705 00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,120 Speaker 1: because he's just said he just choose the scenery and 706 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,040 Speaker 1: everything he does. It's just so big that in real life, 707 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,600 Speaker 1: if you were interacting with that character, you'd be like, 708 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,080 Speaker 1: calm down, man, you're freaking me out. Well Watterson was 709 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:33,480 Speaker 1: pretty chill. Yeah, yeah, okay, but everybody since Waterson pretty 710 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,400 Speaker 1: much alright, boy, that's an interesting thing to think on 711 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,160 Speaker 1: a plane. Just hit me, hit me on the plane. 712 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,960 Speaker 1: I think if I was in a restaurant and something 713 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Speaker 1: great happened, I would say waiter, another Gen and Tonic 714 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:50,840 Speaker 1: and they would go huh, They probably say you got it. Actually, 715 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,319 Speaker 1: I started calling those lime salads at my house. Nice, 716 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,720 Speaker 1: you're on the gin and tonic. Yeah, yeah, that usually 717 00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:02,560 Speaker 1: happens around around April. Oh yeah, April two, you know, September. 718 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:06,040 Speaker 1: I got one for you. Um, gin and bitter lemon 719 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,040 Speaker 1: is a nice combo. Yeah yeah, And I thought bitter 720 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,120 Speaker 1: lemon was just like a fever tree drink that they 721 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,160 Speaker 1: make them. They make a good one, but everybody from 722 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,520 Speaker 1: like Canada dry to whoever else makes bitter lemon as well. 723 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,120 Speaker 1: So just give yourself a good bitter lemon and some gin. 724 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:28,600 Speaker 1: You can't love it? Um, we should do it. But 725 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,760 Speaker 1: we'll definitely do a podcast on gin at some point. 726 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:40,080 Speaker 1: Very interesting liquor complex. Can be sure. I got another 727 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,600 Speaker 1: one for you with that better lemon. If you want 728 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:47,879 Speaker 1: to get really fancy, get some St. George Terror terroir. Yeah, 729 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,480 Speaker 1: I'm not a fan. You had the dry rye, now 730 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,279 Speaker 1: you did you? You tried the terroar one, Yeah, the 731 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,960 Speaker 1: one that tastes like feet. No, that's the dry rye. 732 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Speaker 1: I've tried all three of those St. George's and I'm 733 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:04,080 Speaker 1: like any of them. I'm a London dry guy. Well, anyway, 734 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,400 Speaker 1: you'll still like it with bitter lemon. All right, everyone 735 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:10,480 Speaker 1: else you would like the Tara war St George with 736 00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,040 Speaker 1: a bitter lemon, everyone else on the planet. Because all right, 737 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,360 Speaker 1: and I figured out what was up with the dry rye. 738 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,480 Speaker 1: You're absolutely right. You can't make a martini out of 739 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,239 Speaker 1: that stuff. It kill you. It's not made for it. 740 00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,200 Speaker 1: It's made for things like the gronies. It makes a 741 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:29,399 Speaker 1: killer negroni. It's really good. Yeah, I'm a I stick 742 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,160 Speaker 1: to my lime salad, you know. Okay, you know me 743 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,600 Speaker 1: and my basic names. But try the bitter lemon sometime 744 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,920 Speaker 1: with gin. Okay, you're you're dry limon. It's fine, all right, okay, 745 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,560 Speaker 1: but with with the bitter lemon instead of tonic. Okay, 746 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,520 Speaker 1: I'll give it a dry And if I don't like it, 747 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,799 Speaker 1: then I'm just weird because everyone else in the world 748 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,719 Speaker 1: loves it. That I'm not saying that. You said that, 749 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,680 Speaker 1: Uh all right, where in the world worry? So we 750 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,680 Speaker 1: were talking about, um, what makes champagne so fancy? Yeah? 751 00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,400 Speaker 1: Uh well, like we said earlier, it's um you know, 752 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,480 Speaker 1: it's a very small region comparatively speaking. Uh so that 753 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,799 Speaker 1: will lend to the price and all these hand processes 754 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,840 Speaker 1: that they still might use or foot processes. It's a 755 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,840 Speaker 1: big one is gonna make it more expensive, and anytime 756 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,560 Speaker 1: the price is being driven up, uh, it's gonna have 757 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,600 Speaker 1: that sort of air of sophistication. Uh. And then, of 758 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:25,560 Speaker 1: course when the hip hop scene started kind of a 759 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,840 Speaker 1: using that in lyrics and popping Champagne on the yacht 760 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:33,840 Speaker 1: and the videos I'm on a boat, what was that 761 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,520 Speaker 1: okay with? Oh? I think I remember that. I don't 762 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,719 Speaker 1: remember who it was, but I don't think it was got. 763 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,319 Speaker 1: It was one of those Andy Sandberg shorts. Not little Wayne, 764 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:49,120 Speaker 1: who's the other little little bow Wow? No, he's just 765 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:54,480 Speaker 1: wow now really yeah, grows up man, the guy who 766 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,919 Speaker 1: was like, yeah, yeah, that guy. I have no idea 767 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:06,560 Speaker 1: you do little ones John? Yeah? Uh yeah, I'm not. 768 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,120 Speaker 1: But yes, it was a Andy Sandberg short. Yeah I do. 769 00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,600 Speaker 1: I think I do remember that. But that definitely, um 770 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:19,920 Speaker 1: kind of solidified the sort of you know status. Yeah, sure, 771 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,120 Speaker 1: that's exactly the word I would I would suggest it 772 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:28,000 Speaker 1: was already right solidified, But it definitely didn't hurt, especially 773 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,040 Speaker 1: in the States here and with a whole new generation 774 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,680 Speaker 1: of people right right, like the younger generation, it's like 775 00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:38,439 Speaker 1: Champagne human, right, But then all of a sudden little 776 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,120 Speaker 1: John's like, I got some champagne for real. I'm sure 777 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,799 Speaker 1: the champagne industry was like, seriously, keep doing it. Sure. So. 778 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:53,240 Speaker 1: The thing though, is there's um actual reason behind champagne 779 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,560 Speaker 1: being more expensive than your typical wine. But that doesn't 780 00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:01,759 Speaker 1: mean that all champagne or all sparkling lines are like 781 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,680 Speaker 1: out of your price range. No. I mean you can 782 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,480 Speaker 1: get some cheap sparkling wine that'll get good headache. No, No, 783 00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,600 Speaker 1: that's not true. Like you can get Shandon wines for 784 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,720 Speaker 1: bucks and it's not going to give you a headache. 785 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,000 Speaker 1: I was talking about the six dollar good stuff. Yeah, 786 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,840 Speaker 1: but twenty bucks. I mean, if you're gonna spring for 787 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,879 Speaker 1: a decent bottle of wine if it's New Year's Eve, 788 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:30,239 Speaker 1: why not, That's when I'll toast it. Uh. Alright, So 789 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:34,880 Speaker 1: twenty bucks will get you a good bottle of decent champagne, 790 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,640 Speaker 1: is what you're saying. Yes, not bad. Or you can 791 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:42,680 Speaker 1: spend hundreds of dollars, thousands, tens of thousands at auction, 792 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,680 Speaker 1: just like wine. If you want some super rare collectible wine, 793 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,920 Speaker 1: Champion apparently a quarter of a million dollars for a 794 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,960 Speaker 1: bottle at the Moscow Ritz Carlton, And that's not even 795 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,480 Speaker 1: something you drink, right, if you're a jackass, sure, but 796 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,160 Speaker 1: I mean, if you're you have to be a pack 797 00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,000 Speaker 1: has to spend a quarter of a million dollars on 798 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,520 Speaker 1: a bottle of champagne anyway, you better drink it, frankly. 799 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:10,120 Speaker 1: But champagne you don't keep, you can you can, And 800 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,719 Speaker 1: so there's a lot of misunderstanding about it. Right, So 801 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,520 Speaker 1: a lot of people think that you keep champagne standing up. 802 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,680 Speaker 1: You do for about the first month. But if you're 803 00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,960 Speaker 1: keeping in a seller, you want to keep it on 804 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,920 Speaker 1: its side. Like any bottle of wine, you want the 805 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,480 Speaker 1: wine touching the cork. But the reason that champagne actually 806 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,800 Speaker 1: ages in the bottle. It's just like wine that that cork. 807 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,320 Speaker 1: It's in there pretty good, but it's not air tight. 808 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,920 Speaker 1: There's a minimal amount of gas exchange going on, so 809 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,880 Speaker 1: that the wine, the champagne, continues to mature over the 810 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,480 Speaker 1: course of ten thirty years if you keep it. If 811 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,080 Speaker 1: you keep it, the key to champagne, apparently storing it 812 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,160 Speaker 1: is you want to avoid temperature fluctuations. You want to 813 00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,239 Speaker 1: keep it at about the same temperature for the whole 814 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,360 Speaker 1: time you have it. Stored. To bury it in your backyard, 815 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:57,000 Speaker 1: sure is on its side deep and leave it there. Yeah, uh, 816 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,360 Speaker 1: and it will. You will find that all the worms 817 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,480 Speaker 1: drank it and be like worms. Bury it under the 818 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,239 Speaker 1: frost line, and you want to keep it out of 819 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,480 Speaker 1: the sunlight too well underground. But apparently as it ages, 820 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,319 Speaker 1: they've never had old champagne. But as it ages, its 821 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:15,440 Speaker 1: taste starts to mellow um and it takes on dried fruit, nutty, 822 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:19,560 Speaker 1: toasty honey notes are like the main notes that it hits. Yeah, 823 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,360 Speaker 1: we had a bottle of don peregnon that was awful 824 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,200 Speaker 1: when we opened it, but we didn't It was every 825 00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:28,960 Speaker 1: improper thing you could do, we did, including moving it 826 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,160 Speaker 1: in a hot truck from l A to Atlanta, hot 827 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,799 Speaker 1: moving truck. I don't know. I mean, we just don't 828 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,239 Speaker 1: drink it much. So we just had it and we 829 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,120 Speaker 1: got it as a gift. If that happens, you just 830 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,680 Speaker 1: just put some fresh squeeze orange juice in there. It's fine, boom, 831 00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:46,400 Speaker 1: then you've got a mimosa. I'll have a mimosa occasionally. 832 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:51,360 Speaker 1: That's champagne, I know, in orange juice. Yeah, that's the 833 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,719 Speaker 1: key with the orange juice. Well, I mean, I enjoy 834 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,759 Speaker 1: mimosa more than just regular champagne. It's like a whole. 835 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,600 Speaker 1: It's definitely one of those things that's greater than the 836 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,279 Speaker 1: sum of parts. Yeah, you know, I don't think I 837 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,239 Speaker 1: ever said, chuck that. Um. Those two quarter of a 838 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,200 Speaker 1: million dollar bottles of champagne were from a shipwreck that 839 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:14,280 Speaker 1: was headed to Russia to bring champagne to the tsar's family, 840 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,080 Speaker 1: and it's all the shipwrecked and they discovered it in 841 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,040 Speaker 1: the nineties and now they're selling it at the Ritz 842 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:26,440 Speaker 1: Carlton too. What did you say? And I think that's 843 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,439 Speaker 1: the one that's like a collector's piece, right, I don't 844 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,399 Speaker 1: know you like to put it on your wall. That's 845 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,160 Speaker 1: not from what I I don't know. I don't know 846 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,200 Speaker 1: what you do with that besides just drink it and 847 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,520 Speaker 1: hope for the best. Well, should we talk about drinking 848 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,800 Speaker 1: it in the proper way, to open it in, to 849 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:48,600 Speaker 1: pour it, consume it, because uh, if you if you 850 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,680 Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing and you've seen too many movies, 851 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,520 Speaker 1: you might try and pop that cork out across the room. 852 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:59,640 Speaker 1: It's very dangerous. It is very dangerous and people get injured. Right, 853 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,920 Speaker 1: are there deaths. I think I didn't see it, or 854 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,440 Speaker 1: is that like an urban legend. I would guess an 855 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,920 Speaker 1: urban legend. I could be wrong. I'm thinking if you 856 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,120 Speaker 1: died from getting hit with a cork, you had a 857 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:13,920 Speaker 1: pre existing condition. M Is that covered? I don't know 858 00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,200 Speaker 1: under Obamacare. Sure, I guess we'll see. So. Uh, you'll 859 00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:21,279 Speaker 1: get about six flutes if you're pouring properly out of 860 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,240 Speaker 1: a bottle of champagne. I want to serve it between 861 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:29,120 Speaker 1: forty and forty five degrees celsius or fahrenheit. That's fahrenheit, right, 862 00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. Uh. If you are caught with your 863 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:36,600 Speaker 1: pants down at a party, just go champagne and it'll 864 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,200 Speaker 1: get you out of it. Um. And you want to 865 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,439 Speaker 1: chill it very quickly, you can put it in an 866 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,400 Speaker 1: ice bath and not to get out that yeast plug, 867 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,160 Speaker 1: but just to make it cold fast, just like you 868 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,840 Speaker 1: would beer or something. All Right, the neck, you mean, no, no, no, 869 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:54,160 Speaker 1: the whole bottle. If you want to serve it. You 870 00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,560 Speaker 1: got a hot bottle of champagne and you're moving truck, 871 00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,640 Speaker 1: throw it in an ice bath for about twenty minutes 872 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,279 Speaker 1: and you should be good to go. Yeah, if you 873 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,719 Speaker 1: there's a party trick. You can do too, where if 874 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,640 Speaker 1: you put just the neck in the ice bath, you 875 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,359 Speaker 1: can use what's called a saber. You can actually use anything. 876 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,439 Speaker 1: I've seen somebody do it on on video with a shoe. Yeah. 877 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,400 Speaker 1: You don't even have to freeze it if you're a 878 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:18,120 Speaker 1: good saber or yeah, but you you kind of want to. 879 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,440 Speaker 1: You want the neck very very cold because you want 880 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,480 Speaker 1: the glass to just crack off cleanly. Yeah. And what 881 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:29,080 Speaker 1: the deal is, if you've ever seen someone, it's called sabridge. Um. 882 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,480 Speaker 1: We mentioned earlier that the champagne bottle is very thick 883 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,880 Speaker 1: because it's in there at about nine p s I 884 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,560 Speaker 1: where the scene meets the lip, it's about less glass 885 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:43,440 Speaker 1: and so that's a vulnerable area. And that's what makes 886 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:47,719 Speaker 1: sabering possible. And so you use well, like you said, 887 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,600 Speaker 1: you could use a shoe. I guess if you're you know, 888 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:54,960 Speaker 1: if you're that guy, right, But there's traditional sabers there there. 889 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,600 Speaker 1: They look like a little sword. They are a little sword. 890 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,000 Speaker 1: They just aren't ground to a point or an edge. 891 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,920 Speaker 1: They're very blunt. Well, because the point is using blunt 892 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,000 Speaker 1: force on a weak point of the of the neck 893 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,480 Speaker 1: of the bottle. Yeah, but you can use your like 894 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,680 Speaker 1: a saber can be sharp. You just use the other 895 00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,960 Speaker 1: side of it, Okay, alright, and um, I mean it's 896 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,080 Speaker 1: it's pretty neat to do because you're not like I 897 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,240 Speaker 1: think for a while I thought you were just knocking 898 00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:22,960 Speaker 1: the cork out. That's what I thought as well. But 899 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,960 Speaker 1: you're you're you're knocking the glass off. Yeah, the top 900 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,400 Speaker 1: the top lip of the of the bottle is coming 901 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:33,000 Speaker 1: clean off if you're doing it correctly, and it's it's 902 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,120 Speaker 1: that is also dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, 903 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:39,319 Speaker 1: because that thing will fly or more. Yeah, and that's 904 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,560 Speaker 1: actual glass. What you want to do is have a 905 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,800 Speaker 1: sharp shooter handy to shoot it out of the sky 906 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,959 Speaker 1: before it hurts anybody, that's right, and have everyone staying 907 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,719 Speaker 1: behind you. That's the traditional way. Um, how you really 908 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:55,480 Speaker 1: open it is and this is a uh even if 909 00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,200 Speaker 1: you're not just popping the cork, you might like twist 910 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,560 Speaker 1: the cork off. You want to twist the bottle. That's 911 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:04,240 Speaker 1: sort of the number one rule to open it cleanly 912 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:09,600 Speaker 1: and non dangerously and without why champagne, you know, getting 913 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,200 Speaker 1: all over the place, like when you open an a 914 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:17,279 Speaker 1: tonic bottle. Her soda, anything fizzy. That's one of our 915 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,320 Speaker 1: traditions backstage at Stuff You Should Know shows is Josh 916 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,640 Speaker 1: opens a tonic bottles everywhere and you go, what's the 917 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:27,799 Speaker 1: deal every single time? Um, I think because I have 918 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,560 Speaker 1: so many lime salads and just I know, you gotta 919 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,879 Speaker 1: go easy with those tonic bottles. I do. And it's 920 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:37,839 Speaker 1: still spray me. It's it's almost comical. Um No, it's 921 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:42,839 Speaker 1: pretty funny. Um. So you're twisting the bottle. Uh, if 922 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,120 Speaker 1: you have a towel, you can hold it over the cork, 923 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,319 Speaker 1: but you really don't need it as long as you're 924 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,520 Speaker 1: kind of holding it with your hand and twist that bottle. 925 00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,319 Speaker 1: Put your thumb in the punt as they call it, 926 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,960 Speaker 1: which is that the area the bottom of the bottle, 927 00:54:56,200 --> 00:55:00,040 Speaker 1: the div it. Yeah, the punt the concave part of 928 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,320 Speaker 1: the punt. Sure, let's put your thumb in the punt um. 929 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,719 Speaker 1: And then you've got it open and you tilt the 930 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:09,040 Speaker 1: glass importance a little bit for a little bit more. 931 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,120 Speaker 1: You want about three quarters of a flute and uh, 932 00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,759 Speaker 1: put your pinkie up and go to town. Yeah, And 933 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,959 Speaker 1: I did a brain stuff on what the best kind 934 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,799 Speaker 1: of glass for champagne is and apparently the tulip is 935 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,880 Speaker 1: it's a combination between the coupe and the flute um. 936 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,840 Speaker 1: You've probably seen it before. No, I didn't see that one. 937 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,960 Speaker 1: It's I know, the tulip class tulips um. But apparently 938 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,480 Speaker 1: they allow for the most sparkle and if you if 939 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,120 Speaker 1: you have the so the bubbles coming up the French 940 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,840 Speaker 1: call effervescence. And if you look at a glass of 941 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,640 Speaker 1: champagne that you're just holding there in front of you, 942 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,880 Speaker 1: when they bubble up to the top, they accumulate into 943 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:52,080 Speaker 1: a foam and uh, that is called moose like shock 944 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:57,439 Speaker 1: a lot moose, remember top secret. Oh yeah, but it's 945 00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:00,200 Speaker 1: not that. It's just moose is what they call. Or 946 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,359 Speaker 1: foam is another way to put it. That's what they 947 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,440 Speaker 1: call it. And so actually when you're creating the um 948 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:13,399 Speaker 1: second fermentation process of the champagne making what the the 949 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:19,000 Speaker 1: method champagne was, it's called um the prize demuse or 950 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:23,200 Speaker 1: the foam creation. Wow, that's why you poured slow too, 951 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,680 Speaker 1: because if you get too fast, it's gonna get everywhere 952 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,720 Speaker 1: like your tonic. And then you pour it three quarters 953 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:32,680 Speaker 1: full and you toast and say huzzah, huzza huzzah, I 954 00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:36,239 Speaker 1: think is the traditional thing you're supposed to say. So 955 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,720 Speaker 1: you like Champagne, yet it's just not for me. That's fine, 956 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,000 Speaker 1: don't feel bad for me. I want then, uh if 957 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,040 Speaker 1: you want to know more about Champagne, go get you some. 958 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,080 Speaker 1: And in the meantime, you can type that word in 959 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,839 Speaker 1: the search part how stuff works dot com. And since 960 00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:55,879 Speaker 1: I said search bar, it's time for a listener mayo. Alright, 961 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:59,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call this one. Uh well, getting the nomenclature 962 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:05,000 Speaker 1: corect something we always strive to do and don't always do. Hey, guys, 963 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,360 Speaker 1: let me start by saying, you've been listening to your 964 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,719 Speaker 1: show for two years. That add so much joy, laughter, 965 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,160 Speaker 1: and knowledge to my life. Now. You're always intentional and 966 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,920 Speaker 1: sensitive about the language you used on your show. And 967 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,800 Speaker 1: while listening to the MS episode, I noticed something I've 968 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,680 Speaker 1: heard you two say in the past. I work in 969 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,920 Speaker 1: suicide prevention and hope to change the culture and reduce 970 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,960 Speaker 1: the stigma around suicide. As you know, one of the 971 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,720 Speaker 1: first steps of doing that is examining the language we use. 972 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,920 Speaker 1: The phrase commit suicide. It's very common, of course, and 973 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,360 Speaker 1: has been used for a very long time. However, the 974 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,960 Speaker 1: work commit makes it sound criminal. This perpetuates a stigma 975 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,160 Speaker 1: that there's something bad or wrong with someone who's experiencing 976 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,880 Speaker 1: thoughts of suicide, making it less likely that they will 977 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,640 Speaker 1: reach out and ask for help. I want to encourage 978 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,480 Speaker 1: you guys to use the word died by suicide or 979 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:54,400 Speaker 1: completed suicide as an alternative and more factual term. UH 980 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,760 Speaker 1: the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. It's great resource for 981 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,480 Speaker 1: more information. And of course I need to plug my 982 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:04,640 Speaker 1: own nonprofit. I work for not my kid dot org. 983 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,400 Speaker 1: I appreciate everything you guys do. Please come to Phoenix. 984 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,560 Speaker 1: I guarantee you will sell out a show there. Sincerely 985 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:16,160 Speaker 1: that as Sarah Tisden a k A hope dealer. Oh wow, 986 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,640 Speaker 1: dealing hope. That's a heck of a k. Yeah, and 987 00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,920 Speaker 1: you know what, I never thought about that, But that 988 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:26,520 Speaker 1: is not true. It's not true. You have because we've 989 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,320 Speaker 1: been called out on this before. Really yes, but I 990 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,360 Speaker 1: think we've been done a listener mail on it before. 991 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:35,200 Speaker 1: But it's so ingrained. I know, to say commit and 992 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,880 Speaker 1: then complete. It just sounds like they finished their homework 993 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:41,120 Speaker 1: or something like that, but died by suicide. I could 994 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,400 Speaker 1: I can get behind that. I will try, but it's 995 00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:47,720 Speaker 1: just so hard to not say committed. What though, if 996 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,680 Speaker 1: you're saying if it hasn't happened, you're saying someone was 997 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:55,280 Speaker 1: going to attempt thinking attempting suicide. Okay, yeah, I think 998 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,680 Speaker 1: that one's kosher. All right, man, I didn't know we've 999 00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,720 Speaker 1: covered this, so I feel bad that I still haven't 1000 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,080 Speaker 1: gotten over that. Then yeah, same here, All right, I'm 1001 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,120 Speaker 1: gonna work on it. Yeah, same here. Thanks for calling 1002 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:10,080 Speaker 1: us out, Hope dealer, appreciate that. Thanks Sarah, keep dealing that, Hope. 1003 00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:12,480 Speaker 1: Open up your trench, come and be like this is 1004 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:16,680 Speaker 1: what I got right. Uh. If you want to get 1005 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,880 Speaker 1: in touch with us to correct us, prod us whatever, 1006 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,600 Speaker 1: um lay it on us, send us an email to 1007 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:29,360 Speaker 1: stuff podcast at iHeart radio dot com. Stuff you Should 1008 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,400 Speaker 1: Know is a production of iHeart Radio. For more podcasts 1009 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,880 Speaker 1: my heart Radio, visit the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, 1010 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:37,840 Speaker 1: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.