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Speaker 1: I don't really consider myself a gamer, even though I

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Speaker 1: would totally crush.

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Speaker 2: Jose at most of the popular titles out there.

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Speaker 1: He is undefeated in Fortnite, when we played Halo, Gears

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Speaker 1: of War, Cat Conundrum three, Cursed of the Caressed Kittens.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: What's really what's not in your list?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really get all of it, but

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Speaker 1: Jose does, and that's why today he pranks a fellow

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Speaker 1: gamer who's been playing a lot of Fortnite lately. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna hear what happens in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Kate McNown from the PlayStation Gaming Authority.

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Speaker 2: Is this justin Webb?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Who is this?

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Speaker 3: My name's Kate from the PlayStation Gaming Authority. Your account

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Speaker 3: was recently flagged. Is your username Dynamic Disco five?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's me, But I don't understand you're from the

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Speaker 4: gaming authority.

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Speaker 3: Do you recall playing Fortnite last Thursday in a gaming

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Speaker 3: party with odd members rant for Rey, Ray Bananos Fanos

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Speaker 3: and troll Hunter two oh nine?

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Speaker 4: Uh, I'm not sure. I played Fortnite a lot.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you realize that your squad mates were all teenagers.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I jumped into a random squad's match.

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Speaker 4: I don't Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the I didn't know what was wrong? Who I'm

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Speaker 2: playing with? Excuse? Got it?

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Speaker 4: What? All right? Well?

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Speaker 2: Do you remember when you were in Lonely Labs that

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Speaker 2: section of the map.

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Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 2: And you were aggressively emoting.

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Speaker 4: That doesn't sound like me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know the dances your character's hips were gyrating

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Speaker 3: excessively in the presence mind you of underage players.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but what's the problem, Like, that's just part of

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Speaker 4: the game.

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Speaker 3: You just kept hitting the button over and over, dancing

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Speaker 3: dancing gyrate gyrate. Huh?

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Speaker 2: You like dancing in front of kids.

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Speaker 4: It's a game, dude, it's not real life.

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Speaker 3: Well, the parents of these tweens saw what you were doing,

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Speaker 3: and they did not call it dancing.

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Speaker 2: More like fournicae okay, fortndicating.

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Speaker 4: If anything, this is ridiculous. I don't know what this is.

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Speaker 2: I do At this point.

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Speaker 3: All three sets of parents complained, so we do have

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Speaker 3: to take action.

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Speaker 4: Complained about what I was just using the game how

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Speaker 4: it's supposed to be used. I don't understand.

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Speaker 3: Basically, here's your options. We can either ban you from

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Speaker 3: the network for six months.

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Speaker 4: Come on, people emote all over the map all the time.

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Speaker 2: You can fight at all you want.

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Speaker 3: But we do have an online rehab center for your

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Speaker 3: digital character and is now a suspected pedophile in the game.

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Speaker 2: We don't like to use that word either.

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Speaker 4: I'm not a pedophile. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're not a pedophile. Your character is.

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Speaker 4: My character is not a pedophile either. That doesn't make

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Speaker 4: any sense. I'm the character. The character is just me,

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Speaker 4: my avatar.

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Speaker 2: Calm down, You're not in the middle of a battle royale.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Every person who's accused of doing lude or lavicious acts

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Speaker 3: of the minor present has to have their character rehabilitated

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Speaker 3: if they'd like to gain access again.

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Speaker 4: This has insane. You cannot lock much PlayStation account just

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Speaker 4: because I use the game correctly.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, if I use the game correctly, you mean

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Speaker 3: gyrating your hips in front of innocent tweens. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: But I think we have different definitions.

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Speaker 4: Of the game.

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Speaker 2: Dude. Here's what needs to happen for you to be reinstated.

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Speaker 3: It's eight one on one digital sessions where your avatar

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Speaker 3: meets with our digital therapists.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to hit another account. This is nonsense. I

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Speaker 4: can't go with this all.

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Speaker 3: Right, So I'm going to mark down here that you're

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Speaker 3: not taking responsibility and avoiding the perversion problem.

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Speaker 4: I don't have a problem. You have a problem.

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Speaker 3: I'm also writing down he blamed and shamed a tech advisor.

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Speaker 3: That'll probably get your band extended. About what six months?

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Speaker 4: Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your

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Speaker 4: job than to come after people for dancing in a game?

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Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 3: So either schedule your appointment with our digital therapists right now,

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Speaker 3: or we're done here.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna do that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do that.

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Speaker 4: I was just dancing. You're allowed to floss in front

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Speaker 4: of another avatar.

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Speaker 2: It's funny you mentioned that.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly what your friend Riley said when he floss

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Speaker 3: in front of a senior citizen. What and now his

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Speaker 3: avatar's doing community service at a SIMS rest home.

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Speaker 4: Why are you being for playing the game.

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Speaker 3: Because he asked us to punish him, and also he

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Speaker 3: asked us to do this prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 4: Riley set me a hook?

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Speaker 2: Yeah he did.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: This is actually Julise for the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning. Man, we're doing a tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Your buddy Riley says, you guys are really addicted to

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Speaker 3: Fortnite lately, so he wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 4: Man, I truly didn't know what you were talking about

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Speaker 4: and didn't know what to say. I've never been accused

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Speaker 4: of being wearing around kids. That's so insane.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you don't have.

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Speaker 3: To press the dance button, all right, you don't have

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Speaker 3: you do it all the time, Buddy.

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Speaker 4: Come on, I'm gonna press it all the time now,

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Speaker 4: just because I can't stand you.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm not seeing a mat where I'm reporting you.

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Speaker 4: Brother, Oh my god, wake up.

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Speaker 3: Every morning was funm tabs weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning