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Speaker 1: Gee, it is time for your brand new phone tap.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jewel in the morning. And in today's

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Speaker 1: brand new phone tap, I call up a hotel in

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Speaker 1: another state because apparently Matthew McConaughey will be staying there

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Speaker 1: in a few days. I believe you for some reason.

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Speaker 1: And the phone tap victim today is the concierge at

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Speaker 1: that hotel who believes he's going to get a call

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Speaker 1: from one of Matt's handlers. And surprise, that person is me.

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Speaker 1: And I have a few things I need to make

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Speaker 1: clear before mister McConaughey enters the building. It's your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now. It's another jelap the twenties. I thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's hold many another bait. How may I sist you

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Speaker 1: may be connected with the concierge? Please? Absolutely one, thank

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Speaker 1: you for calling the concierge death. This is Stephen. How

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Speaker 1: can I sist you? Hello, Stephen, this is Colby Sasaak.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling on behalf of Matthew McConaughey. Yes, sir, how

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Speaker 1: are you today? You might remember him from winning an oscar? Yes,

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Speaker 1: absolutely absolutely we do. And how can I assist you, sir? Well,

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Speaker 1: Matthew is coming into town soon and we'll be staying

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Speaker 1: at your hotel. Yes, sir, that's right. That is correct,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. Yes, sir. We look forward to his arrival

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Speaker 1: and we are going to take extra good care of him.

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Speaker 1: I should hope so. And that's why I'm calling, because

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Speaker 1: he has a long list of requests that I need

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Speaker 1: to speak with you about. Absolutely, sir, I will take

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Speaker 1: care of any request he has. Do you have a pen?

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Speaker 1: I absolutely have a fencis Are you ready to write

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Speaker 1: things down? Yes, sir, absolutely, Well, first thing, you need

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Speaker 1: to tell your entire staff that when they come into

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Speaker 1: contact with mister McConaughey, he must always be addressed as

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Speaker 1: Oscar winner Matthew McConaughey. Absolutely, sir, we will. We will

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Speaker 1: address that to the staff. Try it on for size,

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Speaker 1: so let me hear it. Good morning Oscar Winner, mister

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Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey. Is there anything I can assist you with today? Well?

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Speaker 1: You sort of mess that up, didn't you, jess Oscar

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Speaker 1: Winner Matthew McConaughey. No, mister, in it. Good morning Oscar Winner,

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Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey. This is the concier dess. Is there anything

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Speaker 1: I can assist you with perfect Now, everybody needs to

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Speaker 1: refer to him as that. Absolutely, sir. We'll take care

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Speaker 1: of that. Okay, you've got that written down, yes, sir. Also,

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Speaker 1: when it comes to his room, it must be the

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Speaker 1: exact temperature as the city of Belize on a daily basis.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did I did? Did I detect a little

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Speaker 1: bit of a laugh there, sir? No? No, sir, no, sir,

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Speaker 1: I will, I will. I will take care of that

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Speaker 1: for him. Is there an exact temperature do you know

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Speaker 1: of the city of beliefs I don't know. Do you

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Speaker 1: have an iPhone? Yes, sir? Then I would suggest you

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Speaker 1: pull up the weather for Belize every day and set

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Speaker 1: the thermost out accordingly. Yes, sir, we will take care

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Speaker 1: of that. Absolutely wonderful. Also, Matthew will not be required

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Speaker 1: to wear a shirt. Okay. If one of your staff

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Speaker 1: members asks him to put on a shirt, so help

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Speaker 1: me God, I will come down there and smack them

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Speaker 1: out myself. Okay. I mean sure that we will make

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Speaker 1: We definitely make special accommodations for Oscar winner Matthew McConaughey.

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Speaker 1: But in some of our restaurants in the hotel, they

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Speaker 1: will require a shirt just for a healthcode. Rewind rewind

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Speaker 1: your sentence a little bit when you said Oscar winner

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Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey, Did that mean nothing to you? No, sir,

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Speaker 1: I was just referring to him as he wanted to

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Speaker 1: be referred Yes, that is how he wants to be

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Speaker 1: referred to. And it is a fact he won an

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Speaker 1: Oscar and an Oscar winner goes shirtless whenever they want,

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Speaker 1: don't they. Yes, sir, I can get Oscar winner Matthew

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Speaker 1: McConaughey approved to not wear a shirt during his time

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Speaker 1: here at the hotel, but in the restaurants it is

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Speaker 1: it is required to wear shirt just for health code violations.

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Speaker 1: I excuse me. He is a list an Oscar winner.

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Speaker 1: Healthcodes don't pertain to him. He will go He will

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Speaker 1: go into your restaurant shirtless and pantless if he wants to,

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Speaker 1: and you will serve him dinner with a smile on

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Speaker 1: your face. Yes, sir, I can see if there's you

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Speaker 1: know anything we can do? Do you need me to

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Speaker 1: call Do you need me to call the general manager

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Speaker 1: and tell sir no, I will qualified. I can. I

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Speaker 1: can make this happen for you because I will call

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Speaker 1: him and tell I will tell him how unaccommodating your being. No, sir,

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Speaker 1: I will take care of whatever Oscar Winner Matthew laconaugheynans,

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Speaker 1: and I will do whatever it takes to to accommodate

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Speaker 1: of him. Okay, really you will take care of things.

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Speaker 1: How committed are you, sir? Then prove it to me.

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Speaker 1: Prove it to me and take off your shirt right now, um,

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Speaker 1: and take off my shirt. Yes, prove it to me, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a lobby full of full of guests. I

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Speaker 1: realize that then you don't care and we're canceling the reservation. No, no, please, sir, please, sir,

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Speaker 1: do not do not cancel. I will do anything. You're

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Speaker 1: obviously not committed. Unless your shirt is coming off all

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Speaker 1: the way off, sir, I will get fired you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're telling me that you're telling me they're going to

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Speaker 1: fire you if you take off your shirt, if you

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Speaker 1: take off your shirt to show that you're serious about

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Speaker 1: Oscar Winner Matthew McConaughey staying at your establishment, Sir, I

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Speaker 1: am very serious. This is a fourth star for Diamond Hotel.

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Speaker 1: I cannot remove my shirt here in the lobby. They Okay,

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Speaker 1: then fine. When Matthew gets there, he will be shirtless,

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Speaker 1: yes sir, all right, and you will walk up to

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Speaker 1: him and you will say, welcome Oscar winner, Matthew McConaughey,

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Speaker 1: I disrobe for thee and you will take your shirt

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Speaker 1: off and embrace him. So as long as my general

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Speaker 1: manager approves of this, I will do anything for you.

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Speaker 1: So you will give Matthew McConaughey a shirtless embrace for me, Yes, sir.

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Speaker 1: If that makes Oscar Winner Matthew McConaughey happy, I will.

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Speaker 1: I will definitely do that. It does not make him happy,

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Speaker 1: I can tell you that right now. Okay, it makes

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Speaker 1: me happy though, because this is actually Jewel from brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you. No. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your co worker Sean set you up. What he really Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he told us. Whenever you guys have celebrities stay at

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Speaker 1: your hotel, they have crazy requests. Hey, man, you're really

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Speaker 1: committed to your job, though, I will give you that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, forget that just happened. It did. It's

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Speaker 1: too bad I couldn't. I'm really disappointed. I couldn't get

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Speaker 1: you completely shirtless right now though. Oh my God, I

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Speaker 1: gotta sorry. I feel like I failed. I thought about it.

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Speaker 1: I thought about it too. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Japs five