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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from last

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Speaker 1: comic Standing, Mark normand and Arden Myron June twelfth through

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Speaker 1: the fourteenth. Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot com

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Speaker 1: or call four two five two eight nine seven thousand. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from Die already with

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Speaker 1: whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with? Hi? Amy?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I am well? How are you good?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a few minutes? We can tell you

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Speaker 1: a little bit about our organization? Who are you with?

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Speaker 1: Die already? The organization already? Yes, Well, it's an acronym,

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Speaker 1: d ie already already. Yes. It means don't indulse the elderly.

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Speaker 1: We are an organization that believes in taking away the

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Speaker 1: privileges of seniors. What well, we feel like they've had

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Speaker 1: enough handed to them over time, and they've been given

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Speaker 1: enough special treatment that they don't deserve to have that. Frankly,

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Speaker 1: they've been here longer than us. No, No, I've never

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Speaker 1: heard of anything like this ever before. So far, nobody

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Speaker 1: in our local or state government has done one thing

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Speaker 1: about this. So we're stepping up. Seniors are taking advantage

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Speaker 1: of the system. I think you can agree with me

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Speaker 1: on that. Oh you think I'm want to agree with

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Speaker 1: you on that, well, I would hope that you'd be

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Speaker 1: able to agree with me on that. You might have

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Speaker 1: a different viewpoint, But if we could stop by your

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Speaker 1: house and talk to you a little bit more about

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Speaker 1: die already, you'd see. How do you think your acronym

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Speaker 1: is a little offensive? You mean die already? Yes, to

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Speaker 1: die already. Maybe it may be offensive to some, it

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Speaker 1: might be I'm willing to admit that. But you know

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Speaker 1: what is offensive to me. You know it's offensive to me.

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Speaker 1: Senior discounts. Oh do you think senior discounts are offensive? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Let's ban them. Pay full price like everybody else, don't

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Speaker 1: you think? Yeah, you do. You think other discounts are

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Speaker 1: offensive too, like better in discounts and things like that.

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Speaker 1: You don't think the elderly have earned any discounts. There's

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Speaker 1: a reason our government is in debt, and it's because

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Speaker 1: of the massive amount of senior dis counts out there.

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Speaker 1: If they were, I do, I think it's a big problem.

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Speaker 1: And if they were to pay full price like everybody else,

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Speaker 1: that could help put a dent in the national deficit. Really,

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Speaker 1: think about all the things that they're given discounts on

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Speaker 1: just because they've lived a long time, movies, haircuts, meals,

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Speaker 1: and don't even get me started on the preferential seating

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Speaker 1: on airplanes and things like that. I mean, this whole

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Speaker 1: thing sounds ridiculous to me. I just find it hard

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Speaker 1: to believe. I can't be that it's real. It's offensive.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and use sort of a hypothetical

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Speaker 1: situation here and see if you're okay with it. You're

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Speaker 1: going to the movies, you have a couple of friends

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Speaker 1: with you. You're gonna pay fifteen to twenty dollars per person.

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Speaker 1: Do you think it's right that someone just because they've

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Speaker 1: been here for seventy years, has the right to pay

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Speaker 1: nine dollars? I don't really care. Well, you should care

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Speaker 1: because that's your hard earned American dollars going out the door.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, you've been working hard for that money.

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Speaker 1: And you know what they've been doing gardening for like

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Speaker 1: twelve hours. Frankly, and excuse my language, they haven't been

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Speaker 1: doing for years. Let me tell you something. These days,

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Speaker 1: senius citizens are working. There is no retirement. Oh you're

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Speaker 1: one of those senior sympathizers aren't you. You're a sympathizer

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Speaker 1: she means not taking the right to seniorceisms. Then yes,

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Speaker 1: I guess I am. I mean, come on, you're this

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Speaker 1: is too much. You're going too far with this. Will

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Speaker 1: you know what those seniors think, those seniors that you

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Speaker 1: love so much, they don't give them about you, not

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Speaker 1: a second even if they could, not a second, but

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Speaker 1: most likely they can't because they're old. It doesn't work

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Speaker 1: right most of the time. That's why I ensure or

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Speaker 1: something like that. Come on, man, come on, this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Thank goodness. Your buddy Jerry set you up.

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Speaker 1: He said you needed a good laugh. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: I already die already. It's a great cause. Are you

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Speaker 1: sure you don't want to join? No, I don't. I don't,

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Speaker 1: but he would you would join? Die already? Good. I

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Speaker 1: will contact him then and have him join up. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, fully two point five