Speaker 1: One when y'all give head y'all, don't look up. Y'all
Speaker 1: just want us to look in the souls of.
Speaker 2: Now they look up, that's terror, Like, that's where I
Speaker 2: get captured.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering what those sounds are when she's giving me
Speaker 1: a head like, No, that's the souls of.
Speaker 2: The fucking demons leaving your body.
Speaker 3: Don't do it, don't fall up.
Speaker 4: That's how I got in here.
Speaker 1: It's the same move the two hands with the twist.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of the New Roria Mall Show.
Speaker 1: Another adventurous escapade.
Speaker 4: Of the sorts.
Speaker 2: Fresh off the PJ.
Speaker 4: Fresh off the.
Speaker 1: PJ, and by PJ, we mean Philadelphia Jetney a jet
Speaker 1: I'm sorry what, Yeah, the Philadelphia Jetny isn't the jetny
Speaker 1: like the little shuttle busses in Florida.
Speaker 4: Don't think the jetney the idea.
Speaker 2: I know, the poppy busting root fo Patterson's like the
Speaker 2: dollar Van.
Speaker 4: I think in Florida, I think they called it the
Speaker 4: jet ney or the jety something like that. Okay, I
Speaker 4: believe that's what they call their gypsy cam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fresh back from Philadelphia Roots Picnic Weekend.
Speaker 4: Had a good time.
Speaker 1: Che steak I had a vegan on it was pretty good.
Speaker 1: They didn't toast the bread though I didn't the bread man.
Speaker 1: You can't have a cheese steak and not toast the bread.
Speaker 1: That is true, right, I thought that was kind of crazy,
Speaker 1: how you don't toast the bread.
Speaker 2: Well, quickly, I'm glad we did not go get cheese steaks.
Speaker 2: Rest in peace to the tragedy that happened on South
Speaker 2: Street because that's exactly where I would have went to
Speaker 2: get a cheese steak. So I just want to start
Speaker 2: before we get into our entire Philly thing, to say,
Speaker 2: rest in peace to the people that lost their lives,
Speaker 2: and prayers to the people that were harmed in it
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, prayers and condolences to all of those effective, prayers
Speaker 1: to the families, prayers to the victims. Another unfortunate event
Speaker 1: around what was supposed to be fun, good times, you know,
Speaker 1: good nights.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, some people still, you know, find a way to
Speaker 1: ruin you know, what is supposed to be a joyous occasion,
Speaker 1: a lot of fun with friends and family over the weekend.
Speaker 1: So again, man, we you know, we're living in those
Speaker 1: type of times. I hate that, you know, it's become
Speaker 1: so normal. Like I said, I think since we spoke
Speaker 1: about the tragedy in Uvalde with the elementary school, I
Speaker 1: think there's been twenty two mass shooting.
Speaker 4: It's crazy in the US since then.
Speaker 2: So I was fucked up on Sunday personally, And I
Speaker 2: know we don't show affection on this podcast. We just
Speaker 2: shit on each other. Demerits was on South Street.
Speaker 5: We were on South Street.
Speaker 2: You were as well? Yeah, like I was. I was
Speaker 2: angry at y'all, and then I was terrified. I felt
Speaker 2: like a fucking mother on Sunday. I was like, why
Speaker 2: the fuck are y'all going out? And it happened on
Speaker 2: South Street and then I started thinking, what if something happened,
Speaker 2: I don't know how I would have dealt with that.
Speaker 2: So I'm happy you two are both safe, and the
Speaker 2: loved ones that you guys were with who I care for.
Speaker 2: Happy nothing happened to you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I woke up because my somebody was kept calling
Speaker 1: my phone. I stayed and I watched the fight. I
Speaker 1: watched the Devin Hainey fight and my phone kept going
Speaker 1: off and I'm like, who Who's calling? And then a
Speaker 1: lot of people from from here home in the city.
Speaker 1: They was calling because they knew that we were in Philly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so people were calling checking making sure that we
Speaker 4: was good.
Speaker 1: And I'm glad that everybody was good, you know, like
Speaker 1: I said that we would weren't far from from there
Speaker 1: at all. It's just unfortunate, man, Like, do you know
Speaker 1: we can't even you know, go out to public events
Speaker 1: and feel like, you know, feel safe and feel like
Speaker 1: even when we at the Roots picnic, even though we
Speaker 1: know the second day Sunday, the security seemed to tighten
Speaker 1: up the measures a little bit.
Speaker 4: It's back down the hatches.
Speaker 2: And tighten up. Every fifteen minutes, we were getting pat
Speaker 2: you know, which I was fine with. I understand why
Speaker 2: that is.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm totally fine. I have no problem. I want
Speaker 1: everybody to be safe, you know. So if that means
Speaker 1: you have to check me and who I'm with in search,
Speaker 1: I'm cool. As long as everyone is being searched, I
Speaker 1: have no problem with it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's just it's just uncertain times. We're living
Speaker 4: in crazy times.
Speaker 1: Uh. You know, I just encourage everybody to just be
Speaker 1: aware of be vigilant, uh, you know, and and and
Speaker 1: protect each other and and man, just try to, you know,
Speaker 1: just try to do something to avoid being in a
Speaker 1: situation where.
Speaker 4: You or your loved one maybe harmed or may.
Speaker 1: Become victims of some senseless stupid you know, people just
Speaker 1: wanted to do dumb shit and fuck up a great
Speaker 1: time man, very uncertain times.
Speaker 2: Well, did you guys have fun on Saturday night? At
Speaker 2: least would have would have been in vain Edden if
Speaker 2: you if you caught a hot one in the shoulder.
Speaker 5: Oh man, But didn't even do anything.
Speaker 4: We got there right right after after it happened.
Speaker 2: Okay, and then we.
Speaker 5: Were trying to get a new let me let me
Speaker 5: tell you how stubborn demeritis. Sorry DeMars, we're trying to
Speaker 5: get a new verb. They had the street closed off.
Speaker 5: We're walking towards that area. I think, guy, the cops
Speaker 5: are like, yeah, you guys can't pass by here, Jamaras goes, no,
Speaker 5: our uber is going to pick us up that way,
Speaker 5: we can't.
Speaker 2: In her defense, she didn't know what we didn't know
Speaker 2: what happened.
Speaker 6: The crazy shit is. I literally texted her, I said,
Speaker 6: if I die, I just want to let you know
Speaker 6: I love you.
Speaker 4: WHOA, I swear to go.
Speaker 6: But we had no idea what was going on?
Speaker 2: And mind you, I'm getting all this when I wake
Speaker 2: up in the morning, I'm getting all these text messages
Speaker 2: from people in New York, I'm getting calls, and then
Speaker 2: I see that message and I'm thinking, like maybe Demerius
Speaker 2: was just like on her seventeenth shot and was like, yo,
Speaker 2: if I die, Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 4: Alcohol, Yeah, that's what I thought. I know it was
Speaker 4: Nigga out.
Speaker 6: There with Blicky's That's why I said if I die.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 5: It was very it was.
Speaker 6: It was yeah, like the moment we got there, we
Speaker 6: didn't know what had happened, like they had just roped
Speaker 6: it off. But all the people that just obviously weren't
Speaker 6: injured were like just still walking around. So it was
Speaker 6: but we had, you know, we're drunken, like just stupid,
Speaker 6: We don't know what.
Speaker 2: I'm glad so this happened when y'all arrived. Did it
Speaker 2: already happened already?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I'm glad.
Speaker 2: I I argued y'all down for the time I did,
Speaker 2: because y'all would have left right away.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6: We were all sitting in the bar and we were
Speaker 6: and Chris was like, let's go, let's go, let's go,
Speaker 6: And literally us sitting there talking to you was the
Speaker 6: only reason we didn't get there faster.
Speaker 4: Literally, Well, I'm glad everybody is safe.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, and prayers, press too ended up not
Speaker 2: but it was.
Speaker 4: A weird weekend.
Speaker 1: The energy was just weird, man, everything, And then we
Speaker 1: woke up Sunday and got the news.
Speaker 4: Rest in peace to Trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the artists from Atlanta that you know
Speaker 1: I really listened to. I enjoyed his music, you know,
Speaker 1: I just always heard good things about him, good energy.
Speaker 1: Everybody I know that knew him personally just never had
Speaker 1: nothing negative to say about him.
Speaker 4: How much just of a good person that he was.
Speaker 1: His energy is demeanor, a lot of the things he
Speaker 1: stood for, a lot of things he stood on. Just
Speaker 1: you know, a real stand up guy man. So it's
Speaker 1: unfortunate that we had to wake up to the news
Speaker 1: of his of his passion. So praiers and condolences to
Speaker 1: the family of Trouble. Praiers and condolence community. You know,
Speaker 1: from what I understand about him, is just one of
Speaker 1: those guys in the community from from Atlanta, from Georgia
Speaker 1: that was just you know, a really really good guy man.
Speaker 1: So that was just that was sad to hear that.
Speaker 1: And then that was followed by the news of metro
Speaker 1: Booming's mom, uh, her passion from a call it what
Speaker 1: it is, a coward, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So metro Booming, you know, good guy.
Speaker 1: You know, prayers to you, my brother, because I can
Speaker 1: only imagine what it's like to one.
Speaker 4: Lose a mother, but then to lose a mother in
Speaker 4: that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, from the hands of a coward, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: It's just it's just it's tough, man, it's tough. It's
Speaker 4: definitely you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So just you know, keep keep keep these people, keep
Speaker 1: these family in your prayers, please, because you know, losing
Speaker 1: a mother like that, you know, as a son, I
Speaker 1: can imagine what he's feeling and feeling like, you know,
Speaker 1: you lost your mother that way. So prayers to metro Booming,
Speaker 1: prayers to his family absolutely, and yeah, man, let's you know,
Speaker 1: let's just continue to keep each other uplifted.
Speaker 4: Man, Let's keep positive vibes, positive energy. Love. We need
Speaker 4: more love. It's a lot of dark.
Speaker 1: Energy like that seems to be surrounding you know, the
Speaker 1: world and especially our culture right now, don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on, man, but it's a lot of
Speaker 1: dark negative energy, a lot of dark negative energy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think on a positive takeaway from Philly,
Speaker 2: it was nice to see so many artists embrace each
Speaker 2: other in a positive and loving way at a festival. Though, yeah,
Speaker 2: sometimes it can get messy and weird at festivals, and
Speaker 2: you know, the Roots Picnic is probably not one of
Speaker 2: those where you would think it would happen, but it
Speaker 2: was still nice to see how many artists, even during sets,
Speaker 2: showing love to other artists backstage, people embracing There was
Speaker 2: some positive energy through all.
Speaker 4: That weird negative shit that was going on during the weekend.
Speaker 4: So I did.
Speaker 2: I did enjoy watching that. But on a lighter note,
Speaker 2: Roots Picnic, would you got this picnic happened like fun things,
Speaker 2: not sad things.
Speaker 4: It was good to see the people out at festivals. Again.
Speaker 1: That was my first festival in years, so it's good
Speaker 1: to see people out. It was good to be embraced
Speaker 1: by the people. People showed a lot of love. We
Speaker 1: got a chance to see Sosa Chief Keef set some
Speaker 1: of his set. Yeah, so we walked over to the stage.
Speaker 1: He was performing at and it was good to see
Speaker 1: the people were still excited to see Chief Keith and
Speaker 1: still like engaging with himknew his songs and was dancing,
Speaker 1: and he still had a packed packed auditorium. Like it
Speaker 1: was just it was just good to see Chief Keith
Speaker 1: in that light and that energy. People showing love, embracing him.
Speaker 5: People really love Sosa.
Speaker 4: Listen, man, he's a legend, man, Chief Keeper's legend.
Speaker 2: I've said plenty of times. It is fucking Wayne Kanye,
Speaker 2: Chief Keith. That's that's everyone's kids right now. It's from
Speaker 2: them three yeah, Tom. It's so much different when you
Speaker 2: are watching timeless music, Like it's so easily separated when
Speaker 2: you actually see it. There wasn't a single record from
Speaker 2: over a decade ago to now that Chief Keith played
Speaker 2: that every one in the crowd did not know every
Speaker 2: single word, right, Like, that's timeless shit. That's where I
Speaker 2: know we hip hop especially is a very in the
Speaker 2: moment ship and like one year in hip hop world
Speaker 2: is seven years in the regular world. Chief Keith's music
Speaker 2: is fucking timeless, Like it's it's the difference of when
Speaker 2: that fucking Bentley pulls up, Uh, what's to the Chrysler. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when you see real timeless music come on and what
Speaker 2: it does to people.
Speaker 1: Well, he's responsible for what probably is the most popular sound. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and our culture right now absolutely drill sound. He's Chief
Speaker 1: Keith is solely responsible for that. It was definitely one
Speaker 1: of the forefathers of that sound of that energy. So
Speaker 1: you know, it doesn't sound dated. You know, he looked
Speaker 1: like he was still in his element. The music was
Speaker 1: still sounding good, and it was just good to see
Speaker 1: him man like that. That actually was my first time
Speaker 1: seeing Chief Keith perform.
Speaker 4: Me too. I had never seen him.
Speaker 1: Perform before that, so it was good to see him perform,
Speaker 1: and it was it was It was a little weird
Speaker 1: because Benner hit us when we want always They're saying, uh,
Speaker 1: Chief Keith wants y'all.
Speaker 4: On on stage, and I was like, and how that
Speaker 4: was worded to me?
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what do you talk about?
Speaker 1: Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Now? Granted I know all the words, but I think
Speaker 2: there's better hype man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did not fit in that.
Speaker 1: I am now much older, like you know, I just
Speaker 1: not I can't jump around and do all that shit
Speaker 1: that they was doing.
Speaker 2: And I now that I'm a homeowner in the state
Speaker 2: of New Jersey, I don't know what it would do
Speaker 2: to my property value agreement.
Speaker 1: They want you out of there, No, they want you
Speaker 1: out of it. They want you out of the neighborhood tomorrow.
Speaker 1: They caught you on stage the chief keep so it
Speaker 1: was just interesting, you know, to get that info from Benner.
Speaker 1: So we walked over there, but by the time we
Speaker 1: got there, he was more than halfway done with his
Speaker 1: set and we had to get on stage and we
Speaker 1: had to get back to the to the podcast stage going.
Speaker 1: But it was good to see him. It was good
Speaker 1: to see the audience, the crowd uh enjoying it. And
Speaker 1: like I said, he looked good. It didn't sound dated,
Speaker 1: it didn't sound out of place. And I finally got
Speaker 1: a chance to see him perform live.
Speaker 4: So that was that was pretty fun. For sure.
Speaker 2: You didn't go the first day. I mean, we won't
Speaker 2: have to bore everyone with talking about performances you didn't
Speaker 2: actually see. But Jazmine Sullivan of course, of course was great. Yeah, Sego,
Speaker 2: it was. It was a lot of people and I'm
Speaker 2: starting to realize I'm not I know, I've been the
Speaker 2: labeled the festival. Guy, I think I'm just getting to
Speaker 2: you fested it out. Yeah, man, I'm not as festive
Speaker 2: as as I once was. I used to be because
Speaker 2: I love a love. Music is one of my favorite
Speaker 2: things in the world. I just don't know if I
Speaker 2: have the energy anymore with those mass groups of people
Speaker 2: to go stage to stage. I was tired, man, Like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I really wanted to go see Benny Rick Ross
Speaker 2: and Black thought I want. I kind of was like,
Speaker 2: and they were a little bit behind, so I thought
Speaker 2: I was gonna miss it. And I still like, I
Speaker 2: looked at how far that was and I was like that,
Speaker 2: she was deep. I just can't make it over. I
Speaker 2: just don't have it in me anymore.
Speaker 1: I think festivals and I think it's a it's a
Speaker 1: great idea in multiple stages. Yeah, I think that I'm
Speaker 1: over that though. Give me one stage and just let
Speaker 1: every artist hit this stage. Yeah, let us sit here
Speaker 1: all day, let us set up our little you know,
Speaker 1: we got whatever, our beach chicks whatever, like, let us
Speaker 1: set our up right here and just let us sit
Speaker 1: here from two o'clock to ten pm whatever it is,
Speaker 1: and just let people come out and perform.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Rock the Bells in retrospect, I think
Speaker 2: probably got it right. Like I think with the multiple
Speaker 2: stages makes it much more profitable and allows you to
Speaker 2: be able to have the lineup that you have and
Speaker 2: be able to put that on and still not fucking
Speaker 2: lose money.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 2: Rock the Bells did like the big Ample Theater or
Speaker 2: the big stage, and then they had the one side
Speaker 2: underground stage and it was like go there on your
Speaker 2: way in and see if you acts, then get your
Speaker 2: fucking beach chare and just wait and watch every single act.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is for me. I can't. I
Speaker 4: just don't like walking around.
Speaker 1: Want you get a good spot, you kind of want
Speaker 1: to keep that spot and then but if it's somebody
Speaker 1: else you want to see on another stage you have
Speaker 1: to walk to, you just lose your spot, now you know.
Speaker 1: That's for me, That's what it is. I just like
Speaker 1: to the once I'm here, this is where I'm at.
Speaker 2: I'm right here, which is why I have to say
Speaker 2: thank you to everyone that saw us live because they
Speaker 2: had to hike up a pretty big fucking hill to
Speaker 2: go see us.
Speaker 4: Yeah for the podcast and shout out to all the podcasts.
Speaker 2: Yes and billion Wallow. Thank you, Ruthillian.
Speaker 1: Wallow, Roots Quest Love, Black Thought, thank you. Shout out
Speaker 1: to all the podcast or.
Speaker 2: He was in the roots.
Speaker 1: Yes, Scott Storch, shout out to earn your leisure, shout
Speaker 1: out the horrible decisions. Uh, the podcast balls, Jamel Hill.
Speaker 3: It was a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people.
Speaker 1: On the podcast stage, a lot of people on the
Speaker 1: shout out the Quest Love his podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was a good weekend, man, despite the negative and
Speaker 1: the tragedy. You know, we try to keep it as
Speaker 1: much positivity as we can, so on a positive note,
Speaker 1: it was a successful weekend.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: You got really close to your first three some ever.
Speaker 2: I mean it was dry humping, but oh there was
Speaker 2: two women.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my growing is still hurting.
Speaker 2: It looked aggressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my growing hurts. Kiara she well, she slammed and
Speaker 1: shout out to her.
Speaker 2: We love her.
Speaker 4: I love Kiara. She's so supportive, she's so sweet.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she just I think Kiara she didn't, you know,
Speaker 1: she just she she threw it back kind of aggressively.
Speaker 4: I thought it was gonna be a sweet lap dance.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing I think she managed, uh, because she's
Speaker 2: built very well she's a very attractive woman. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to do it in a respectful way.
Speaker 4: I think she Kiara is a big mama.
Speaker 2: I love, I love very beautiful.
Speaker 4: I love the beautiful one. She ain't no skinny mama. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what's the opposite of the skinny mama? But she thick, thick,
Speaker 4: She's a big one thick.
Speaker 2: I was observed healthy the lap dance, and I think
Speaker 2: how she managed her backside, if you will, seemed like
Speaker 2: she was very much in control. And I think maybe,
Speaker 2: just maybe, if you're injured, it means you're a pussy.
Speaker 4: Because she because she did, yeah she had.
Speaker 2: It's not like she just didn't know what she was
Speaker 2: doing and just threw her whole self on you. She
Speaker 2: was managing the weight behind.
Speaker 4: She bounced it her back very well.
Speaker 1: But like I said, I wasn't prepared because I was
Speaker 1: expecting a more friendly.
Speaker 2: Sensual Yeah, like a more friendly about her. It gives
Speaker 2: me sensual to it.
Speaker 1: She wanted me to know that she had asked figves titties,
Speaker 1: and she wanted me to feel off even basically yeah
Speaker 1: I was. I just was like, you know, I thank
Speaker 1: you care. But now I'm numb from the waist down,
Speaker 1: but you know.
Speaker 4: You're recovering, like, yeah, I just take a few days,
Speaker 4: I'll be all right.
Speaker 2: Now, do you did you get like your first intro
Speaker 2: of how overwhelming sometimes the threesome can be, because while
Speaker 2: you were trying to manage what was going on, here
Speaker 2: Weezy comes out of left fields.
Speaker 4: And now we Weezy said it.
Speaker 2: You have to keep your head on the sweat off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Weezy set it off.
Speaker 1: Weezy looked me in my eyes and told me your
Speaker 1: soul is mine and I must drain you now. And
Speaker 1: I've been waiting all my life to do this, and
Speaker 1: I was from that point when I was scared.
Speaker 2: She really said that I'm going to the sorts. She
Speaker 2: turned into it, even though that's my friend friend. That
Speaker 2: kind of turned me off.
Speaker 4: That's like, that's what I would love to say, that's Weezy.
Speaker 1: I'm like somebody, I like like, excuse me, and she
Speaker 1: just you know. So I was like, okay, So I
Speaker 1: think it was because Weezy she was aggressive, but she.
Speaker 4: Wasn't as aggressive. So I was set up for that.
Speaker 1: I was prepped for that one and professional yeah, and
Speaker 1: then Kiera came and just was like nah, nigga, I'm
Speaker 1: about to fuck.
Speaker 4: You're weaking up, and she proceeded you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she just proceeded to just let me know that
Speaker 1: this is a lot of women you're dealing with, right,
Speaker 1: And I just wasn't prepared. I thought the ladies we
Speaker 1: were just going to have a talk, get to know
Speaker 1: me a little bit, and you know, and the crazy
Speaker 1: shit is it started at speed dating for you and
Speaker 1: if somehow I ended up getting a lap.
Speaker 5: Dance, that's usually how it goes, right, What the yeah?
Speaker 2: Because you like that I'm the one that my chicks
Speaker 2: and then you take me.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no. I did not expect that.
Speaker 1: Kiara yelled out from the crowd, uh three someome lap
Speaker 1: dance and then every what she no?
Speaker 6: Kiera, when I pre screened her question, what she said
Speaker 6: was I want to ask Weezy to give Mare a
Speaker 6: lap dance. And I said okay, and she said it
Speaker 6: and then Wheezy said, only if you do it with.
Speaker 5: Me, that is true, and then the.
Speaker 6: Crowd went wild.
Speaker 4: The crowd went wild.
Speaker 2: So Wheezy is the COVID No, I went wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you know, I love I love the ladies
Speaker 1: love Weezy, love Kiara, but I need I'm on the
Speaker 1: i R for about a week. I need to get
Speaker 1: the blood flown back to my lower extremities.
Speaker 2: Viagra it'll do it. Yeah, directly, Dick.
Speaker 6: That sounds like.
Speaker 1: I'm not listening to these guys. They want me to
Speaker 1: be in more pain and I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, speed dating uh as well as when entertainment wise,
Speaker 2: it didn't really work out for me.
Speaker 4: Uh, personally, a relationship was maneuvers.
Speaker 5: You said both of them maneuvers.
Speaker 2: No, the crowd did. They didn't even ask for my opinion.
Speaker 2: I was trying to get to know them.
Speaker 1: The crowd was like, get him an uber uber pool
Speaker 1: For the second young lady, because I'm not going she
Speaker 1: was nervous. I don't know why her name was Amanda.
Speaker 1: I believe she was nervous.
Speaker 4: That's sweet.
Speaker 1: I mean, but when you look at Rory close up
Speaker 1: and you look in his eyes and his beard, it
Speaker 1: just throws you in the trance.
Speaker 4: I'm sure the ladies were thrown.
Speaker 1: Off completely this beautiful man. Yeah, so with my look,
Speaker 1: I can understand that Amanda was a little shy up there.
Speaker 1: Danielle was the first one I believe was in it.
Speaker 4: Danielle. Thank you Danielle. Shout out to Danielle.
Speaker 6: Yelle surprised me because I thought she was going to
Speaker 6: be a shy.
Speaker 4: Oh no, Danielle was a shot. She's from the bronx.
Speaker 2: She didn't get the moment she sat down and.
Speaker 1: Going to sleep to gunshots in the background, Like, he
Speaker 1: doesn't even hug white man. Yeah that Roy was the
Speaker 1: first white man and she hugged I thought that that
Speaker 1: was very bronx of her.
Speaker 2: Took her hugging Virginia. Yeah, he broke in Virginia with
Speaker 2: Northeast bronx. She could have maybe hugged an Italian Irish.
Speaker 4: That's what I was like, this is the first, right,
Speaker 4: So yeah, it was a good show man.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the people that Thank you to all
Speaker 1: the people that are actually like you said, walked up
Speaker 1: that hill and came to see us, came to show love.
Speaker 1: And then after we took a big group photo with
Speaker 1: some of the some of the supp orders that stood
Speaker 1: back and kicked it with us for.
Speaker 4: A little bit.
Speaker 2: Weezy exposed my business that was pure lies, which was
Speaker 2: that when she told the whole crowd of people at
Speaker 2: the festival that I fucked two of her friends. So it.
Speaker 4: Was three actually, so she lied on Rory.
Speaker 5: You're right, I expected more.
Speaker 2: Who was the third I don't know. Wasn't her friends
Speaker 2: like each other?
Speaker 5: She said her friends? And then she said people that
Speaker 5: I follow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's which is not because how many people did
Speaker 2: she followed?
Speaker 1: And then women always think that those are their friends,
Speaker 1: Like they hang out, they meet each other in the
Speaker 1: club one night, they take a couple of pictures at
Speaker 1: the same table, and.
Speaker 4: You know, they take a shot, and now that's my friend,
Speaker 4: my bestie.
Speaker 2: And wow, Weezy was lying. I have not fucked any
Speaker 2: of her friends. I did appreciate the reviews of how
Speaker 2: inconsistent I am mm hmm. One of them said it
Speaker 2: was the worst ship ever, and then the other one
Speaker 2: thought it was amazing. So you got to keeven get
Speaker 2: them for the third one. Now has to be the
Speaker 2: deciding factor exactly. Now I get a third option and
Speaker 2: you have to for the other two.
Speaker 4: Watch, y'all, Yeah, absolutely, that sounds good. It coulda be.
Speaker 4: Y'all are very horny. Were talking about I don't have
Speaker 4: no blood.
Speaker 2: I want to have just all thoughts.
Speaker 4: I felt my legs in nineteen hours.
Speaker 1: I promise you but yeah, we had a lot of
Speaker 1: fun man, Roots Picnic, thank you another year for Philadelphia.
Speaker 6: We're not gonna talk about what.
Speaker 4: Oh Eddie, you did a great job man, DJ.
Speaker 2: And I didn't even want here. I was trying to So.
Speaker 1: We're in the trailer and I heard the music and
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, is that edd DJ? And Benner was
Speaker 1: like yeah, I'm okay, And they.
Speaker 6: Got on the mic and start talking ship and say yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I ain't think I was a real DJ.
Speaker 5: Hh.
Speaker 1: Y'all thought it was jokes, I said, Edie, the transitions
Speaker 1: were clean, The transition was smooth.
Speaker 2: I saw that sound check, I saw the rest that ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, look, it's always good that when you
Speaker 1: find out new qualities and talents of your friends.
Speaker 4: Man, that sound check.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you Edding, thank you ed They not dropped
Speaker 5: that once?
Speaker 4: Why not go drop off there? But they know who
Speaker 4: I am, they know who you are. What you did
Speaker 4: a good job man, Definitely a good good record selection. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of good records.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: I was expecting like a lot of like fist pump music.
Speaker 5: No, that's that's what I thought.
Speaker 4: And I was he read the room, he knew he
Speaker 4: was in front of he knew me.
Speaker 5: I mainly played hip hop and it was demo.
Speaker 1: No, listen, you did a great job. I was surprised.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that was you out there playing those records.
Speaker 1: So when I ad.
Speaker 5: What's funny is that y'all didn't really scream me on this,
Speaker 5: and I was, which I really appreciate that you guys
Speaker 5: let me do this, but.
Speaker 4: You guys didn't stumbling.
Speaker 5: I mean I was. I was like, I'm like, all right, cool,
Speaker 5: I can do this. But I was also kind of like,
Speaker 5: I wonder what they think I'm gonna play.
Speaker 4: No, I knew you were going to read the room.
Speaker 4: I'm scared. I knew where you was at.
Speaker 1: I know you have enough records in your in your
Speaker 1: laptop catalog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you knew what you were doing. But you did
Speaker 4: a good job. Man, Thank you. I appreciate that. Shout
Speaker 4: out the.
Speaker 1: Peach p did a great job as well with all
Speaker 1: the graphics. Shout out to the whole staffs.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Demeris and her nails. Demaris didn't read the van.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, we have to tell us, so, Demarrius. Now,
Speaker 1: so we're riding down to Philadelphia. I'm sleep I'm fucking tired.
Speaker 1: As soon as I got in the van and eleven
Speaker 1: fifteen in the morning.
Speaker 2: It looked like you had a wild night. I was like,
Speaker 2: I was looking around. Didn't anyone go out with all
Speaker 2: last night?
Speaker 5: Moll?
Speaker 1: When I got in the van, I was knocked up,
Speaker 1: you know when you're tired. And then I turned to
Speaker 1: look at it and he has a fucking camera.
Speaker 2: I'm like, in that camera, well, I was gonna sit
Speaker 2: by you so we could shoot like more BTS content
Speaker 2: in the van. Then I saw what type of vibe
Speaker 2: nah I was you were giving me like posts palooza
Speaker 2: wild night vibes.
Speaker 4: I was like, it wasn't even a wild night.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 2: I just sat in the front with Benner and I
Speaker 2: was like, we're not shooting shit.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I was tired, man, I was. I was
Speaker 4: out of it.
Speaker 1: But then we're riding and you know, like I'm sleep
Speaker 1: but you know, you could fill the car stop. So
Speaker 1: I woke up happy, like, oh shit, we here, like
Speaker 1: I thought, I slept the whole way to Philly. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, cool, let's go check into this room
Speaker 1: so I could really lay it down and get some sleep.
Speaker 2: Mind you, I'm going to cut you right there, because
Speaker 2: while you're sleeping, thinking that, I want to give you
Speaker 2: my perspective at that time as well. I'm a very
Speaker 2: nosy person. I usually drive, so I observe things differently.
Speaker 2: I've driven a Philly ten thousand times. I've driven a
Speaker 2: Philly where there was traffic at exit four, where there
Speaker 2: was traffic on ninety five. I know every way through Delaware.
Speaker 2: I could get to Philly from so many different directions.
Speaker 2: This did not appear like we were going in any
Speaker 2: direct never taking this route before ever. Okay, so I'm
Speaker 2: like kind of looking around and I opened my phone
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is the Marigs. People like, where
Speaker 2: are he taking us?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: This is starting to feel a little weird. So we
Speaker 2: pull over to which I think I thought he was
Speaker 2: going to get in the right lane because it was
Speaker 2: two lanes, one going left. He then goes all the
Speaker 2: way to the shoulder in front of a church and
Speaker 2: puts it in park.
Speaker 4: I think that was a funeral home. I don't even
Speaker 4: think it. I think it was a funeral home.
Speaker 2: I thought maybe he had to wake a service for
Speaker 2: something which I would respect, like one of your levees here,
Speaker 2: like running real quick pay your respects then and then
Speaker 2: come back in the van.
Speaker 4: Wait, no, no, no, we have to stop right there.
Speaker 1: Imagine a driver with ten people in his bed and
Speaker 1: he stops on the way to their destination to pay
Speaker 1: respects to his loved one at a funeral, and were
Speaker 1: just sitting outside with the hazards, Like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, time and place.
Speaker 1: That is that sound like a fucking movie broh, But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what it was. So the car stops.
Speaker 2: That happened to me in a rubat sort of. We
Speaker 2: had a driver going to like some spot like you know,
Speaker 2: the touristy shit where they take it to, like wherever
Speaker 2: the fucking caves or whatever. Dude pulled over at his crib.
Speaker 2: Didn't say where, Like what are we doing? He's like,
Speaker 2: I have to piss. He went to his house. He
Speaker 2: drove us to his house, got out, went to the bathroom,
Speaker 2: and then came back in and then drove.
Speaker 4: Us to our destination.
Speaker 5: Didn't even offer y'all to go pee.
Speaker 2: Another time, I thought I was gonna get lined. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, he's coming out with all his all
Speaker 2: his fucking uncles.
Speaker 1: So so the van stops. Oh look, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: isn't Philadelphia. I know, I know the city is gentrified.
Speaker 1: It's like a lot going on, but I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is not Philly.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, we were in Pennsylvania, New Jet we
Speaker 2: were in Vermont at that point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something like.
Speaker 1: So they like the marriage is getting out. I'm like,
Speaker 1: the marriage is getting out. So I thought Damarus had
Speaker 1: to use the bathroom. So I'm thinking like yeah something like,
Speaker 1: They're like, no, Damarics. I'm like, I'm like, where's the
Speaker 1: he going. They're like, oh, she's going to get a
Speaker 1: nails and I'm like where, Like I'm trying to look
Speaker 1: for I've seen the funeral home and then I'm looking
Speaker 1: in every it's one of those towns where they don't
Speaker 1: have no gates on the front or they literally just
Speaker 1: hit the latch when this business hours over and just leave.
Speaker 4: Like it's one of those type of towns.
Speaker 2: Definitely a lot of fucking your own family members type
Speaker 2: of town right.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, wait, the marriages we're leaving. They're like yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, why would we be leaving themarics some
Speaker 1: random gass.
Speaker 2: Town with the hills have eyes town?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, why we And.
Speaker 1: Then everybody's looking like they they know what's going on,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, bro, we're not leaving Damaricas.
Speaker 2: In the middle of this, I was more so confused
Speaker 2: because I thought I was left out of everything.
Speaker 4: The confidence in which Jamarius had.
Speaker 2: Getting out of the van is if we all knew
Speaker 2: what was going on, made me feel like no one
Speaker 2: told me the whole group.
Speaker 1: I feel like I was the only one that didn't know.
Speaker 1: And I'm looking at y'all and nobody's really acting away.
Speaker 1: I'm acting so I'm like, wait, we're leaving her. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's getting nails, and I'm like, it's a funeral home.
Speaker 1: And then it said something like boutique something a beauty room,
Speaker 1: boutique room or something like that.
Speaker 4: Beautique room.
Speaker 2: It's where before the bodies go to the wake, they
Speaker 2: do the makeup.
Speaker 4: That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: I'm the roll the bodies here, Yeah, and then they
Speaker 1: get to rolling back yeah something.
Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't you know, but I'm just like, but
Speaker 4: why would we leave? But I didn't realize we were
Speaker 4: that far from Philadelpha.
Speaker 2: I haven't what are those called the people that do
Speaker 2: the make up on dead bodies. It's a real profession.
Speaker 6: Morticians.
Speaker 4: Morticians, Yes, it is morticians. Okay.
Speaker 2: I had an X that that should have been the
Speaker 2: first red flag that I ignored. I have an X
Speaker 2: that was a mortician.
Speaker 5: Yeah, nobody that works with dead bodies. That's a lot
Speaker 5: of Yeah, that's mentally pretty squary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's or it's mentally fulfilling when you're a psychopath.
Speaker 4: Dead bodies. My god. Now I had to last say
Speaker 4: on what you look like before you go into the ground.
Speaker 5: It's like projecting.
Speaker 2: I mean, I miss her, but it's probably better than
Speaker 2: we're not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm happy that the marriage was okay and
Speaker 1: your nails look great. I see those are the lu batons.
Speaker 5: Yes, here's the anything.
Speaker 4: I knew that.
Speaker 6: Here's the thing, because y'all trying to sugarcoat it, y'all
Speaker 6: was talking mad shit about me. Y'all did not care
Speaker 6: about my safety. All y'all y'all know that the.
Speaker 2: Biggest point of like, wait, you didn't drop a pen.
Speaker 4: All the hours care.
Speaker 6: Of all y'all was bad.
Speaker 4: Who didn't care about your safety?
Speaker 6: All y'all cared about is the fact that y'all were
Speaker 6: in the van for forty five more minutes.
Speaker 1: Now, it wasn't about being in the event for forty
Speaker 1: five more minutes. It was because we were going that
Speaker 1: was on the way to fil.
Speaker 6: Really, it was just out there, this is the thing,
Speaker 6: and this is what I y'all could take me to
Speaker 6: home in court, but I pleaded the fucking fifth when
Speaker 6: I when the girl told me where it was when
Speaker 6: I booked it. When she told me where it was,
Speaker 6: she said it's twenty minutes out. I went and googled
Speaker 6: it and it was twenty minutes away. What happened was
Speaker 6: we ran into traffic because of the festival, So obviously
Speaker 6: getting back into that part of Philly because of the festival,
Speaker 6: it had a lot of traffic. So that's why it
Speaker 6: appeared to be forty five minutes away. Or y'all waited
Speaker 6: for un.
Speaker 2: Wasn't It was a Saturday, nice day. We didn't wait.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't the wait. It wasn't none of that.
Speaker 1: The thing was one we didn't know, Like I didn't
Speaker 1: know you was getting out on the way to Philly
Speaker 1: to get your nails done. So when that happened, I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck is the mara?
Speaker 6: We that wasn't the original plan. We were behind.
Speaker 4: Right, and I remember you saying I didn't know anything.
Speaker 3: Benner.
Speaker 6: I asked Benner, I said, Benner, do you need me
Speaker 6: from the hours of two to three thirty? He said no,
Speaker 6: I got it, you know, and I told him we
Speaker 6: can't check into the hotel until four anyway.
Speaker 4: Or all of that is fine.
Speaker 1: I didn't know any of that, So you gotta understand.
Speaker 1: I'm waking up and I just see you getting out
Speaker 1: in the middle of a town. I'm like, and then
Speaker 1: we pulling off, so I'm like, wait, we're leaving Demaras here.
Speaker 4: They're like yeah, I'm like, what where are we?
Speaker 1: And then I look at the I'm looking at where
Speaker 1: we at on the ways, forty seven minutes to the hotel.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, so, wait, we're leaving the Marason once
Speaker 1: an hour from where we're.
Speaker 2: At, and it ended up being over an hour.
Speaker 1: That's so I was like, yo, why the fuck are
Speaker 1: we just leaving her head like, they're like when she
Speaker 1: getting nails, and I'm like, I'm like, but we're going
Speaker 1: to Philly.
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you just get a nails done in Philly?
Speaker 2: When she said to me, oh, I'm late from my
Speaker 2: nail point, or just set it in the van.
Speaker 4: When you were asleep.
Speaker 2: I then did the Google maps how far we were
Speaker 2: from the logan because I'm like, of course, the marriage
Speaker 2: is getting her nails done around the hotel.
Speaker 6: That was the place she was supposed to come to me,
Speaker 6: that was the plan. But I could I kept trying
Speaker 6: to get early check in for the hotel. They were
Speaker 6: not they were booked. We weren't getting in.
Speaker 1: I understand that that's not I understand that the festival
Speaker 1: weekend all hotels book I get that.
Speaker 4: But I just woke up out of my sleep and.
Speaker 1: Seeing you getting out in the random middle of hotel,
Speaker 1: and they was like, she's getting nails.
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, but why are we leaving? Where
Speaker 4: are we?
Speaker 1: They're like forty eight minutes from the hotel, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna leave them? How is she getting to the hotel?
Speaker 2: She's gonna put it down. Your nails white and red
Speaker 2: on the back.
Speaker 5: Same.
Speaker 1: The marriage. See, I'm not going to say I could
Speaker 1: do that. I think I couldn't do that. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: just let me know next time.
Speaker 6: Yes, of course, So I split second decision, just.
Speaker 1: Let me know once I know I'm not tripping, but
Speaker 1: to wake up and see you getting out in the middle.
Speaker 4: Of a road like, I'm like, we're leaving. Yeah, Van
Speaker 4: just keeps going.
Speaker 5: I'm like, in her in her defense, she was thinking
Speaker 5: about you because if you didn't see the little money
Speaker 5: sign on it, she has a little shiny money signed
Speaker 5: on it.
Speaker 4: No you did not. Yes, I did see my dog
Speaker 4: right there.
Speaker 5: You were in mind all the whole time.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny though, Jamaris lives in New York City.
Speaker 6: Oh you have no Let me tell you some baby,
Speaker 6: You have no idea.
Speaker 2: I know how busy you are.
Speaker 6: You know you get your nails done, not even that.
Speaker 6: The policies for these nail texts in New York is
Speaker 6: fucking insane. They don't work on other people's work. You
Speaker 6: gotta schedule. They're like, oh, my schedule for June is
Speaker 6: opening May twenty fifth. It's like it's a fucking ordeal.
Speaker 6: So yeah, and remember maul I was sitting up here
Speaker 6: in my nail tech called me like, hey, she hit
Speaker 6: me with that. Hey boo, I'm gonna have to cancel
Speaker 6: your appointment. Literally the day before we left.
Speaker 4: You gotta let you gotta let my nail check be
Speaker 4: your nails.
Speaker 6: Let you're doing k Okay, get Instagram, but I do
Speaker 6: want to apologize for that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's just let me know once you get
Speaker 1: me to play. I would have stayed sleep once I
Speaker 1: felt the cost about I'm like, oh, this demeris getting
Speaker 1: out once I wake up and see you getting out
Speaker 1: in the middle of a road, like, Yo, where are
Speaker 1: we going without the marias? Because all I'm thinking is like, yo,
Speaker 1: what if she called and be like Yo, some niggas
Speaker 1: ran up in this ship and now we're forty eight
Speaker 1: minutes from you. We can't even get to you in time.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm thinking. It just safety at all times.
Speaker 2: And that looked like a town definitely where the sheriff
Speaker 2: was corrupt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I seen, I've seen that.
Speaker 4: Look like that small town the sheriff's in on it.
Speaker 1: Seff walks in the bar with three of his fucking
Speaker 1: outlaws and they just start smashing ship.
Speaker 4: I'm like, so we're gonna leave the marriage right here
Speaker 4: and really.
Speaker 6: Nice and shout out to Gabby. She cleared her entire
Speaker 6: schedule to.
Speaker 1: Shut out to Gabby from you. Yes, shout out to
Speaker 1: Gabby from the beautique.
Speaker 5: Anything happened, We didn't have scorpions ob zero with us.
Speaker 6: What's that scorp y'all scorpion and sub zero y'all security guards?
Speaker 4: Oh, shout out the swollen and glad gladiated man. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Those are guys, we've known them forever.
Speaker 5: They're really not that I expected, but they were really
Speaker 5: fucking nice.
Speaker 4: Swalla and glad to intimidate the ship.
Speaker 5: Out of me.
Speaker 4: Super super good guys.
Speaker 6: Man almost made me PM myself when he called my
Speaker 6: full name like that.
Speaker 5: Like said, I was.
Speaker 4: Like, he's really.
Speaker 2: You know people that are like really really from DC.
Speaker 2: They have a southern accent. Yea, he's really he has
Speaker 2: that rent DC accent.
Speaker 6: Voice is so deep. So like when we were waiting
Speaker 6: for the sprinner he said demerits, I jumped so high.
Speaker 6: He was like, what's going on? I was like, I
Speaker 6: don't know, I'll find out right. I was so nobody
Speaker 6: calls my full name like that but my dad so
Speaker 6: that I was. I was, I don't know. I just
Speaker 6: went back to childhood like.
Speaker 1: Swollen, glad, super good guys. Thank you man for you know,
Speaker 1: keeping us safe and.
Speaker 2: I had I had bays with me And for those
Speaker 2: that you know, obviously may not know who Glad is
Speaker 2: even go my IG's on my story now. Glad is
Speaker 2: one of the biggest human beings I've ever seen. He's
Speaker 2: big by security standpoints, like he's bigger than security. I
Speaker 2: had Bays with me, and of course he loved Bays.
Speaker 2: He has two multipooles and I felt bad for stereotyping
Speaker 2: a really large person, so you know, I have too.
Speaker 2: He was just cuddling with Baystiler probably just said just
Speaker 2: something that's that murders people.
Speaker 5: That's a video right here.
Speaker 6: He was just so smiley holding yeah, like I was
Speaker 6: looking at like he looked so happy.
Speaker 2: No, Glad, I know glad it is short for gladiator,
Speaker 2: but some days it could be short for gladly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, glad to be He's just he's a glad person.
Speaker 2: He's just a great guy.
Speaker 1: Now he won't murder you, yeah with his bare hands,
Speaker 1: but you'll crush your fucking skull like a great Oh.
Speaker 4: But man, that was that. That was fun.
Speaker 2: It was a good family outing.
Speaker 4: Good good good time in Philly. Man.
Speaker 1: So thank you'll getting to the uh to the roots
Speaker 1: for putting it together, putting together another dope weekend, good festival.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't think I'm a festival person. I knew
Speaker 6: that though, like I know, I'm not a cruise person.
Speaker 6: I knew I wasn't a festival person. And when I
Speaker 6: experienced my.
Speaker 4: First song, was like, this is not for me, It's
Speaker 4: not for you.
Speaker 2: It was so many people, Yeah, yeah, listen, this will
Speaker 2: be the last far list, this be the last Roots Picnic.
Speaker 4: Uh review all ship what happened?
Speaker 2: I was not aware because I've been going to Roots
Speaker 2: Picnic since it was on the water, like with one
Speaker 2: or two stages. I was not aware that Root's Picnic
Speaker 2: is actually a picnic, like it's a picnic. So when
Speaker 2: I went to go meet Demris Britt and everybody better,
Speaker 2: I was on the whole opposite side watching Jasmine Sullivan.
Speaker 2: They were at where the statue was, which was halfway
Speaker 2: through the main stage crowd. So I was like, fuck it,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to leave. We all got to leave together.
Speaker 2: Let me make this track. I can get through a
Speaker 2: main stage crowd just doing my you know, my dip dodge,
Speaker 2: just go this way, stick and move type of shit.
Speaker 2: I was not aware that there was a picnic happening.
Speaker 2: There was ten thousand blankets laid out with bodies littered
Speaker 2: of either passed out drunk or trying to enjoy a
Speaker 2: fucking turkey sandwich. Watching Jasmine Sullivan. I stepped on so
Speaker 2: many people, so many drunk humans by accident. I should
Speaker 2: have been like, the only way to get through that
Speaker 2: shit would be to like levitate over that shit.
Speaker 4: That was the hardest.
Speaker 2: It was the only picnic ground was the only way.
Speaker 2: But I just saw a bunch of people. I did
Speaker 2: not see the ground that was blankets and laid out bodies.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Worst experience at a festival, not knowing that there's really
Speaker 2: a picnic.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I figured that out the hardway too, And shout
Speaker 6: out to Chrome, who is one of our fans. I
Speaker 6: was like trying to get to the front to see
Speaker 6: black thought in Rick Ross and he like he was
Speaker 6: like demeris to say, yeah, he grabbed me and he
Speaker 6: liked weaved me through all the d Yes, there were
Speaker 6: a lot of dead bodies on the ground, just like
Speaker 6: people just asleep taking a nap, wrapped up in blankets, eating,
Speaker 6: hiding high drunk. But they're like in the middle, like
Speaker 6: there's people standing pushing through and they're just sitting there.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I would be terrified.
Speaker 2: I was doing the triple jump, long jump, bounding.
Speaker 4: I was doing everything you could think at sometimes double dutch.
Speaker 4: Oh man, it was a great weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm glad everybody got back safe.
Speaker 3: Happy.
Speaker 6: Pride to everybody.
Speaker 4: It's pride for sure.
Speaker 6: And are both bisexual?
Speaker 5: That is very true.
Speaker 6: You guys should definitely.
Speaker 2: Come bisexual fluid. I'm sorry, we will use don't talk
Speaker 2: about more. Yeah, terms for you. Sexually fluid.
Speaker 4: Editing is not edit is not sexually fluid?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 4: Are you assuming you? Are you sexually fluid?
Speaker 5: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: See, you don't even know what it means. It's a
Speaker 4: subjective exactly.
Speaker 2: The term of fluid, not sexually.
Speaker 4: I love all people, happy problem.
Speaker 2: No fixed shape and yields easily to external pressure.
Speaker 4: Oh, editing yields easily to external pressure? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Trying to say somebody has to ask him by his
Speaker 1: serado when he goes crazy.
Speaker 4: So come in my room. I'll show you all vaginas
Speaker 4: are fluid?
Speaker 2: Never mind editing.
Speaker 4: Do you have any selection your sado? Come to my
Speaker 4: room and I'll show you.
Speaker 5: Pal that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Fluid is a gas or a liquid?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Definitely you definitely gas crazy? Absolutely? Well, have you
Speaker 4: Pride Month to the prideful people.
Speaker 2: I'm glad to see that, uh, ray J is still
Speaker 2: keeping the same message he's kept since twenty eleven.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 2: Consistency is because I don't even like when people was
Speaker 2: getting that ray J and I let Mal tell that
Speaker 2: story because he uses the N word a lot. So
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let that one, which story of ray
Speaker 2: J just giving his his Pride Month flowers of just saying.
Speaker 1: Listen, man, ray J is one is what we call
Speaker 1: a straight shooter. He's going to tell you exactly how
Speaker 1: you feel.
Speaker 2: Well he said he was straight.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, I mean we can assume it's just safe
Speaker 1: assumption that ray J is.
Speaker 2: And I think ray jill shoot you.
Speaker 1: That's a safe assumption as well, big blood. But I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, people was killing ray J for us. Comm Listen, man,
Speaker 1: everybody's not going to be say the politically correct things.
Speaker 1: I don't think that ray J meant to offend anybody.
Speaker 1: I don't think that ray J meant to disrespect anybody.
Speaker 1: He just didn't word it correctly. Wasn't it wasn't worded correctly.
Speaker 1: The message was we should embrace all people, because why
Speaker 1: does it matter if somebody is attracted to the same sex,
Speaker 1: it's none of your business, which is what I always say.
Speaker 1: I don't care who people are sleeping with as long
Speaker 1: as it's consenting adults.
Speaker 2: I don't give Do we think that maybe Brandy and
Speaker 2: Jack Harlowe did this as a rollout so we could
Speaker 2: get to ray J's thoughts on Pride Month.
Speaker 1: I think that ray J did this to kind of
Speaker 1: cover up his sister's freestyle that she put out in
Speaker 1: response to Jack Harlowe's.
Speaker 2: But you can't say that because on the Breakfast Club
Speaker 2: ray J said love whoever you want to love, be
Speaker 2: whoever you want to be. And then and then which
Speaker 2: can you talk? Of course, respect and love to ms Carter,
Speaker 2: to Gloria Carter. She then on Smile on four forty
Speaker 2: four when she did her Beautiful poem, did quote ray
Speaker 2: J in her poem and say, love who you want
Speaker 2: to love, be who you want to be. So I
Speaker 2: just want to know, did ray J get his publishing
Speaker 2: from your company over there at Rock, your company.
Speaker 4: Over at the Rock. The answer is no, he did not.
Speaker 2: J that didn't get his Gloria Carter publishing.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. They jacked ray J for that there's nothing
Speaker 1: he can do about it.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, again, ray J is somebody that when we
Speaker 1: hear from him, it's it seems like it's always an
Speaker 1: iconic quote.
Speaker 4: It's like an always an iconic interview.
Speaker 1: But I don't, you know, I don't. I don't think
Speaker 1: that ray J is an offensive spirited person. I don't
Speaker 1: think that he's trying to offend nobody.
Speaker 4: I don't think. I just think again, he said he
Speaker 4: just worded it. Just who cares? He just missed the
Speaker 4: mark a little bit, just a little bit.
Speaker 2: An comments thoughts, says someone that that is give us
Speaker 2: one of the.
Speaker 4: Quotes that the pride, the prideful love?
Speaker 2: How can we how can mal and I be allies?
Speaker 4: And what the fight for the pride?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I want to be an ally.
Speaker 6: I think you guys are pretty much allies, right, Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think so y'all allow me and Ed to.
Speaker 2: Do you know why I said I would go to
Speaker 2: the gay club with y'all because I know there's nd
Speaker 2: hos at the gay club.
Speaker 6: Well, I went in Philly and shout out to whatever
Speaker 6: club that voyeurs in Philly. I had a great, a great.
Speaker 2: Of course, Eden would be at Voyeurs he didn't go,
Speaker 2: dropped him off, wanted Sy's husband wanted to avoid him.
Speaker 4: So, y'all was at the gay club. Yeah, how was
Speaker 4: the gay club?
Speaker 1: Okay, is it the Is it the gay club where
Speaker 1: it's just like just like lesbians.
Speaker 2: No, it's not some pornhub ship club.
Speaker 6: Well they know it's not fair. They have gay they
Speaker 6: have like lesbian bars.
Speaker 2: The most part the club is uh, specifically, I don't
Speaker 2: want to say the wrong thing. For the most part,
Speaker 2: gay dudes. I'm in New York City, so gay.
Speaker 1: Dudes talking about I know that in New York City
Speaker 1: they have clubs that are like lesbian gay clubs.
Speaker 4: They have like male gay clubs.
Speaker 6: This one was kind of kind of big, and upstairs
Speaker 6: they had like the little glowy things.
Speaker 5: It was very glow sticks. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I was having like a fucking blast and then
Speaker 6: we went downstairs and we met like the gays because
Speaker 6: they had the Nikki plan, the Dojah, the megan.
Speaker 2: Those those are my favorite type of gags.
Speaker 6: Oh, we were having a fucking ball. A transsexual kissed
Speaker 6: my ass. It was great, Like I actually kissed you
Speaker 6: on your we were dancing together.
Speaker 2: Well more, I know she kiss I know you are
Speaker 2: very progressive, but you're also from the bronx. So I
Speaker 2: meet I'll meet you halfway. I've been to plenty of
Speaker 2: gay clubs. There's so many beautiful straight women at gay clubs,
Speaker 2: and when you're the only straight man there that's also
Speaker 2: an ally and gay men love you, it's the easiest
Speaker 2: way to meet beautiful women.
Speaker 6: And to get drunk because they were oh yeah crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh and by the way, gay men who knew all rich.
Speaker 2: I've never met a broke gay man in my life.
Speaker 2: Why are all gay men rich?
Speaker 4: I don't think I've never met just a broke that
Speaker 4: I've never met.
Speaker 6: We were in our networking like it were bankers men
Speaker 6: in finance.
Speaker 2: I worked in advertising where it's it's mostly all women
Speaker 2: and gay men, as it should because thse are the
Speaker 2: people that understand how to advertise ship.
Speaker 4: Gay men are rich.
Speaker 2: There's you never just meet a brokey just some some
Speaker 2: bum gay men.
Speaker 6: They're very generous. I won't say they're rich, but they're
Speaker 6: very general.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't be You shouldn't be a gay broke man
Speaker 4: like a listeners.
Speaker 6: I apologize, you're gonna make it, your time is coming.
Speaker 1: No, but you shouldn't be a gay broke man, like, like,
Speaker 1: you can't be a.
Speaker 4: Guy at home like playing Halo and you suck dick?
Speaker 3: What it's like, why why.
Speaker 2: I don't want to keep this because.
Speaker 3: Like how you how you at home?
Speaker 4: Gay dick and brokes?
Speaker 2: All the Halo players that I'm gonna clean I'm gonna
Speaker 2: help clean this up because I know what Maul is saying.
Speaker 2: Because there's women out there that are bums, right that
Speaker 2: go on all these vacations we talked about on the
Speaker 2: pod all the time. How the fuck is you in
Speaker 2: at the Formula one ship? You have no job all
Speaker 2: the time. Here's the thing, you can suck dick. So
Speaker 2: if you have the ability and want to suck dick,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't. There's no reason that you should be in
Speaker 2: your basement playing Halo and broke.
Speaker 4: What's go out and sucks and make some money.
Speaker 1: Because because Halo is like a game, once you're on
Speaker 1: the game, that's where you're at all day.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be there for like six hours, it's like
Speaker 4: two right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's like if you're doing that and you're gay
Speaker 1: and like you you suck dick and you're broke.
Speaker 4: It's like, what are you doing this is because we proved.
Speaker 2: All right, here's the thing, Ma and I eat pussy, right,
Speaker 2: it's it's a very low rate that Mal and I
Speaker 2: could eat pussy to the to the top. Like Mal
Speaker 2: and I could not become rich for eating pussy.
Speaker 4: If it's very When you need cas is.
Speaker 1: The only thing you getting out eating pussy is she'll
Speaker 1: let you stay in the house for the two weeks
Speaker 1: until you get like a call back from like the
Speaker 1: job like.
Speaker 2: Which we've done. Yeah, I definitely a pussy to stay
Speaker 2: in home, which is cool. That's as far as it goes.
Speaker 4: Get five to the front door for building.
Speaker 2: Roof over your head is where eating pussy gets you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, sucking dick, on the other hand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you when you suck dick, you should be.
Speaker 2: You can get you to Monica.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you should be in.
Speaker 5: Sucking dick.
Speaker 4: Take you heavy month to the f one and Monica.
Speaker 4: You can pussy all the way to Formula.
Speaker 1: Can't pussy all the way to Italy. Hell, you can
Speaker 1: suck dick to Italy, trust me, you can't.
Speaker 4: Hell. Yeah. Uh. But that being said, don't be gay
Speaker 4: and bro, yeah you can't. You shouldn't be gay and broken.
Speaker 4: Gay broke.
Speaker 6: Definitely play Halo. Halo is the greatest Halo.
Speaker 4: Play Halo, but don't be gay broke and playing Halo.
Speaker 4: That's too much shit going on.
Speaker 1: You gotta do something better with your life, more, something
Speaker 1: more productive with yourself. But again, happy Pride Month to
Speaker 1: all of our Pride for listeners.
Speaker 2: Uh, I mean because we have two members of the
Speaker 2: LGBTQ community. Would you go to the gay Pride parade
Speaker 2: with Eddin? I'll hold the camera, It'll just be on Edding.
Speaker 5: I should hold the camera.
Speaker 4: Ship Would I go to the prepary to the pripary? No,
Speaker 4: same reason. I wouldn't go to Irish parade. I'm not Irish,
Speaker 4: that's not but you could.
Speaker 5: You can still go to the prepary.
Speaker 3: I could.
Speaker 4: I could, but I'm just not.
Speaker 2: I was about to try to catch you on something,
Speaker 2: but I forgot your fucking Porto Rican.
Speaker 4: Quarter. Don't do that?
Speaker 5: What do what Querto Rican?
Speaker 1: I've been to the I told you, I've been to
Speaker 1: the Gate. I've been to the Pride parade downtown by accident.
Speaker 2: You know you've been on Eastern Parkway before in September.
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Are you West Indian?
Speaker 6: My dad is from Saint Thomas Yo, I find something
Speaker 6: new about him every episode.
Speaker 4: I told you that thought, No you didn't.
Speaker 2: You said your dad is black. I wouldn't know for
Speaker 2: a fact that you said. So. Now the fact that
Speaker 2: it now makes sense that I saw your brother at
Speaker 2: the same Thomas Airport, everything is now.
Speaker 4: I was like, why is big?
Speaker 2: I mean, I get that they shot that video and
Speaker 2: from volume one you thought that was just about Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: I thought that was by drug affiliation, not by.
Speaker 4: What I mean, it's not lived out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how you got the plug.
Speaker 6: Wow, all coming together, I'm coming together.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Flat, I figured out the ninety two bricks before you.
Speaker 4: That is hilarious.
Speaker 5: Man, beat you to it.
Speaker 4: Flat.
Speaker 2: I know you solved the Biggie murder.
Speaker 1: But I would I would go to the I would
Speaker 1: go to the proper rate and just just being funny,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I would go.
Speaker 2: Why not I've been before. I would go so many beautiful.
Speaker 1: Couple I love anywhere with women that I'm down to go,
Speaker 1: and even if they don't like me, I'm down to go.
Speaker 2: I know Demaris embraces that lifestyle and it's dear to
Speaker 2: her heart, so I would be there to support.
Speaker 4: Would I would go to the prepar rd.
Speaker 6: It is there for the gay bitches. Yah, ain't thinking
Speaker 6: about supporting my life.
Speaker 5: That sounds supportive to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, different women. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: How many times am I going to repeat myself on
Speaker 2: this podcast?
Speaker 4: I'm willing to go to a game.
Speaker 2: That's the court.
Speaker 4: I bought a woman, please.
Speaker 1: I purchased a lady on the free, on the black
Speaker 1: market and to have sex with you, and you didn't
Speaker 1: show up.
Speaker 6: She came in a wayfair cabinet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know, see that's way worth. That's wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, she came in a wayfair cab Who's that's hysterical?
Speaker 2: Whoever started that did from a conspiracy theorist had a lot.
Speaker 1: That was the deep. No, that conspiracy theory was crazy
Speaker 1: in the deep. That was like way that.
Speaker 4: Was some of it makes sense though, No, man, it
Speaker 4: made sense.
Speaker 6: Oh we missed it.
Speaker 5: Miss the parade at the end of the month.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be twenty six.
Speaker 4: But they had this is come on over here, we
Speaker 4: got that thing.
Speaker 6: They had one and broke They have one at city
Speaker 6: apart a festival. They had a festival and that was
Speaker 6: a city.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that might have been a protest. They might have
Speaker 4: been fighting for some rights. Well, listen, I'm willing. I
Speaker 4: love women so much. I'm willing to go to a
Speaker 4: gay parade just to see women like I. Just that's
Speaker 4: how much I love it.
Speaker 6: Twenty six we'll be at the parade, and you guys
Speaker 6: will be back in New York from your escapade.
Speaker 3: All the world woman.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think things have changed.
Speaker 2: I think we'll be another a Yeah, see, I will be.
Speaker 2: I won't say what it is, but I'll be a
Speaker 2: culture vulture at an event I shouldn't be at.
Speaker 4: They should just not have hired me. It'll make sense
Speaker 4: by July.
Speaker 6: It makes sense now they know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Anyways, With that said, that sucks.
Speaker 6: Well Ed of me and I can go together?
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, all right, never mind.
Speaker 1: You know you change your mind that fast matterage you
Speaker 1: don't want to go to You don't want to go
Speaker 1: with editing She didn't.
Speaker 5: She didn't bring me to the other club.
Speaker 4: What's a voyeur?
Speaker 5: What was it called? Is it called? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Some here?
Speaker 4: Lebron wants to go on the podcast or start his
Speaker 4: own podcast.
Speaker 2: I mean he's already conquered the world of ours.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, yes, I played, he plays?
Speaker 1: He does that thing where he puts the ball through
Speaker 1: a rim. Yeah, you know, things like he uh he
Speaker 1: he did the an R thing. He invented the deluxe
Speaker 1: album that is two Chains, shout out to two Chains.
Speaker 1: And I believe he invented Taco Tuesday. He invented Taco Tuesday.
Speaker 2: He invented rapping songs into a phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he invented I believe they called it the car
Speaker 4: test to see if the car for sure. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: song sounds good in cars.
Speaker 2: He invented that, are you saying Elliott Wilson bit that from.
Speaker 1: A Absolutely, you know, Lebron started that. And I think
Speaker 1: that Lebron also.
Speaker 2: Uh invented your child playing basketball as well? Oh absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 2: he did that being a supportive father at games.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he invented tequila that and and wine.
Speaker 4: Yes, and is the name I actually really like that
Speaker 4: to kill. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Lebron is an inventor and a master of many things,
Speaker 1: many crafts, and now he's looking to take our job
Speaker 1: and dominate the world of podcasting.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Well, he also invented talking at barbershops, so let's forget
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 4: He was definitely the first got to have a conversation
Speaker 4: at a barber shop.
Speaker 2: Oh, because they're gonna kill They're gonna kill me because
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sound too fucking political here, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Because I did even got killed Amy Schumer, and I
Speaker 2: even went on the ledge of killing Michelle Obama of
Speaker 2: getting into podcasting because it's just, yeah, you could be popular, talented, everything,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't mean you're not a podcast And now
Speaker 2: you're just kind of flooding the entire.
Speaker 4: That you're going to dedicate enough time in the podcast
Speaker 4: that too, Lebron.
Speaker 2: I've I've enjoyed the shop, and I think he really
Speaker 2: produces a lot of stuff to the shop in that regard.
Speaker 2: So as much as I don't like that everyone that's
Speaker 2: more popular and rich than us is coming in and
Speaker 2: just diluting the market, not even realizing what they're doing
Speaker 2: to real dated day podcasters, I do want to see
Speaker 2: Broun do more of the shop type content, even if
Speaker 2: it's not the shot, but that type of stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do video content. I don't know if he's gonna do.
Speaker 2: He should do the full fledge once a week, a
Speaker 2: couple times a month, actual podcasting.
Speaker 1: I think that it would be dope if Lebron if
Speaker 1: he did a run where he makes guests appearances on
Speaker 1: a bunch of podcasts, maybe not his own, because I
Speaker 1: know for Lebron he has, you know, so many different
Speaker 1: things going on in his day to day life. Life
Speaker 1: after basketball is gonna be very interesting for him because
Speaker 1: you said, obviously a huge businessman and now his son
Speaker 1: or sons, because I believe both of them will make
Speaker 1: it into the into the league.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty good shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think that, you know, life after basketball
Speaker 1: for Lebron is gonna be pretty pretty interesting, pretty busy.
Speaker 1: But again, man, listen, you know, if he wants to
Speaker 1: jump into the podcast world, you know so big.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, obviously he has spring Hill already, which
Speaker 2: for those that don't know, it's production company that does
Speaker 2: specialized on podcasting and they're great, great company.
Speaker 5: He's been on that.
Speaker 4: Oh for sure.
Speaker 2: This isn't like it's something new. That's why I wasn't
Speaker 2: like the way I've looked at other people that are
Speaker 2: popular just doing podcasts. I don't look at the same
Speaker 2: way because I know it's been a passion of Lebron.
Speaker 1: Is the right people around him that keeps him aware
Speaker 1: of the market space, what's going on, what's happening and
Speaker 1: how he can get into that space utilize different platforms.
Speaker 4: So you know, podcasting is not I'm not it's no surprise.
Speaker 1: That Lebron would would think about podcasting or getting into
Speaker 1: podcasting or making guests appearances on podcasts. I think that
Speaker 1: would be doped. Thof, he just made a run where
Speaker 1: he just hit a bunch of different podcasts and you know,
Speaker 1: kicked it with kicked it with the real podcast community.
Speaker 2: And if only we knew Rich Paul, if only we.
Speaker 1: Had, if only we had a connection to Lebron and
Speaker 1: had some way of getting in touch with him.
Speaker 2: I blame you for us not having Lebron or a
Speaker 2: Dell on this podcasts.
Speaker 1: He gets, why are you listening to Rory because our agent,
Speaker 1: my my friend, Rich Paul uh Is Adelas is his girlfriend,
Speaker 1: and Lebron is his best friend and business Parker.
Speaker 5: It sounds like all the pieces are there.
Speaker 4: I see, That's what I thought. Well, you know, to
Speaker 4: think about me, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: The other guy I don't like to you know, hell yeah,
Speaker 1: the other guy that was his name.
Speaker 2: Lookaul should have gotten on our podcast, but didn't.
Speaker 4: Look at who's in your chat? I don't First of all,
Speaker 4: they're not in my group chats. But I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 4: I just I don't like asking for favors. I'm not that.
Speaker 4: I'm not that.
Speaker 2: My group chat has big Body Best in it. And
Speaker 2: guess what we had him as a guest.
Speaker 4: Great guest, love that brand.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, in your group chats, you you
Speaker 2: have a group chat with Hole broun an Adel, Like, why.
Speaker 4: That's first of all, listen to that group.
Speaker 2: You guys go cycling all the time together.
Speaker 4: No, I don't, I just do soul cycle. I don't
Speaker 4: ask for favors. I don't like I'm not that person.
Speaker 1: I believe that you know, if if it happens, if
Speaker 1: it's supposed to happen, it had happened, they know, you know,
Speaker 1: if they're more than welcome anytime they think.
Speaker 2: They know they're more than welcoming. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 2: Adele has ever been in the house. Like, I just
Speaker 2: wonder if Rory ma would let me on.
Speaker 1: The First of all, if Adella has ever said anywhere
Speaker 1: instaid Rory, but she knows our names, Like that's just that's.
Speaker 4: More than enough.
Speaker 1: That's better than coming on the podcast. Just knowing who
Speaker 1: we are better than coming.
Speaker 2: On And this isn't a way that because I know
Speaker 2: she's not coming on, So this isn't like I'm trying
Speaker 2: to do. Her album is don't repeat for me. I
Speaker 2: fucking love that album. Great album.
Speaker 1: Great out, and shout out to Lebron for the deluxe
Speaker 1: because I don't know what we would be without deluxe
Speaker 1: albums changed and.
Speaker 2: Changed the game.
Speaker 1: But I'm with it, man, let Lebron get into it.
Speaker 1: I think Lebron would be dope after basketball. You don't
Speaker 1: think as a sports podcast like he could really like,
Speaker 1: but he would have to. He would have to show
Speaker 1: a difference, like Lebron would have to be on their
Speaker 1: cursion like talking ship like this bum ass. He to
Speaker 1: show that, like show that side, Bron, because we know
Speaker 1: that you from Ohio.
Speaker 4: That side is there.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I think it's going to be the best once he retires,
Speaker 2: and I know it won't be anytime soon, the best
Speaker 2: sports commentator once he's at that part of his career.
Speaker 2: Draymond Green. Yes, it's going to be the greatest agreed
Speaker 2: pundit whenever he retires.
Speaker 4: Period.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I already know there's beef with Charles Barkley.
Speaker 2: He's gonna smoke Charles Barkley that round they.
Speaker 4: Squashed it beef. It's more of a you know, it's
Speaker 4: more of a friendly thing. Now Raymond.
Speaker 1: I like Draymond because he's very he's very articulate, he's
Speaker 1: well spoken. He obviously has a high basketball i Q
Speaker 1: super He knows the game, you know, and he's not
Speaker 1: you know, he doesn't speak maliciously.
Speaker 4: He's going to say how what he feels. But he's
Speaker 4: never trying.
Speaker 1: To disrespect anybody unless he's meeting the disrespect like somebody
Speaker 1: disrespected him.
Speaker 4: He doesn't. He doesn't.
Speaker 1: He doesn't jump out there and try to disrespect anybody.
Speaker 1: At first, he's going to give you his opinion, his interview,
Speaker 1: his perspective of the game and what he believes he's
Speaker 1: seeing out there.
Speaker 4: And I just like the way he articulates it.
Speaker 2: And I hope he has an extremely long career because
Speaker 2: of course he's nowhere near retirement at this point, God willing,
Speaker 2: but he will be the next Shannon Sharp in that regard,
Speaker 2: Like he's gonna be that guy, yeah, for sure. And Bron.
Speaker 2: I can see Bron going more into coaching, But that's
Speaker 2: just me. I can see him coaching if he doesn't
Speaker 2: last long enough for his son to get into the league,
Speaker 2: because I know he said he wanted to play on
Speaker 2: the same team as the Sun. I could see him
Speaker 2: because I mean he coached the Heat, he coached the
Speaker 2: Lakers last year, so like I could see him coaching
Speaker 2: his son's team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can see it. I think that Lebron
Speaker 1: has a He definitely has a place in podcast in
Speaker 1: all sports analysts for sure. I mean, you know, he's
Speaker 1: again one of the biggest athletes icons ever in the sport,
Speaker 1: and his IQ of the game is you know, you
Speaker 1: would love to just sit around and just listen to
Speaker 1: him talk about the game from his perspective.
Speaker 4: So I like it. I like the brawn jumping into
Speaker 4: the pool.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Ohio and podcasting, can we pull up drink
Speaker 2: Champs Chappelle? I was reading I saw a headline when
Speaker 2: I was walking in today and I didn't get a
Speaker 2: chance to fully read it. I know Black Star did.
Speaker 4: Dave Chappelle did drink Champs.
Speaker 2: So I know Blackstar Yasine band Talib did drink Champs,
Speaker 2: and I believe they flew to Dave's house to do it,
Speaker 2: and it's on hold right now. Yes, can we get
Speaker 2: a full idea what this is? Because I do need
Speaker 2: the Drink Champs, Black Star and Chappelle episode as soon
Speaker 2: as fucking possible.
Speaker 5: So it's been over a moment since Dave Chappelle was
Speaker 5: attacked on stage, and apparently not longer after the attack,
Speaker 5: Drink Champs teased that Chappelle and hip hop artis Yasin
Speaker 5: Bee and Teal Coelli black Star were set to appear
Speaker 5: on the show, alongside with fellow comedian Donald Wallings. The
Speaker 5: episode was reportedly set to release on May twenty six,
Speaker 5: but according to Page six, Chappelle called for the episode
Speaker 5: to be pulled down hold due to the recent trategies
Speaker 5: in Buffalo, New York and we've all Texas.
Speaker 2: So I understand your climate's just not the Tomson.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2: Well, I look forward to that episode, and that's it's
Speaker 2: gonna sound crazy, not so much Chappelle. Chapelle has been
Speaker 2: pretty active the past few years with podcasts and stuff,
Speaker 2: obviously as his.
Speaker 4: Own with with quality as well.
Speaker 2: But I want to see most I want to see
Speaker 2: y'all seen on a podcast like that isn't in his world,
Speaker 2: per se Like with his people like I want to
Speaker 2: see how y'all seen in Norri.
Speaker 4: Like interact that's and and shout out.
Speaker 2: To Norrid and e ff Man that that already off rip.
Speaker 2: I think is going to be one of the best
Speaker 2: podcasts of the year.
Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 1: Anytime we get to hear Dave Chappelle sit down and
Speaker 1: smoke a bogie, smoke some smoke, some weed.
Speaker 4: We talked his ship. I'm listening.
Speaker 2: Chappelle makes me want to get into this. I've never
Speaker 2: felt peer pressure to smoke cigarettes until like when Chappelle
Speaker 2: gets in his cigarette bag, he makes he makes it
Speaker 2: look like the cigarette is giving him the knowledge and
Speaker 2: he should be. He should be the Marlborough Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the cigarette never runs out ever, I've never
Speaker 1: I've never seen it. I've never seen him take a cigarette.
Speaker 1: I'll relight it like I've never said, as long.
Speaker 4: As a new part two hundred yea in two thousand. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to that though.
Speaker 2: And most I'm sorry. Yes, Seene was on Qualle's podcasts,
Speaker 2: which I which I like a lot. I want to
Speaker 2: say a year and a half ago, which I don't
Speaker 2: feel got the right traction y'all seen is made for
Speaker 2: podcasting too, Like he got his ship off on that episode.
Speaker 2: So I encourage everyone to watch Quali's podcasts with y'all
Speaker 2: seene because he's not gonna be quiet and around Nori too.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's gonna be quiet little.
Speaker 4: Is this his first? Is this his first interview?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean if you don't count the quality one can
Speaker 4: you got to count that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But that would come on. That was two best friends
Speaker 2: of thirty years talking. It's not Nori who would would
Speaker 2: be an objective, actual interviewer that remark.
Speaker 4: So you know, it's not like Quality was.
Speaker 2: Trying to dig super deep into where most has been
Speaker 2: for a while and everything that when he moved out
Speaker 2: of the country and that entire thing.
Speaker 4: So I am curious with that.
Speaker 2: And have we potted since Nori went on I guess
Speaker 2: I don't want to lower it to a rant quote unquote,
Speaker 2: but when Noorri had went on Twitter discussing how people
Speaker 2: keep going these outlets that aren't really of the culture.
Speaker 5: But I don't think we discussed it.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's not much to say, but I feel him.
Speaker 2: I know he cleaned it up because ironically, Cardy and
Speaker 2: David Letterman had dropped that day. I know he cleaned
Speaker 2: it up, and I know he has an immense respect
Speaker 2: for Cardi Beans. It would not be lashing out. But
Speaker 2: I want to call my my queen's brother out man.
Speaker 4: He was talking about that ship you was talking about
Speaker 4: Carty bro and I called him out it. That's my
Speaker 4: brother is real. But and here's the thing.
Speaker 2: You could still have an immense respect and love for
Speaker 2: Cardi B and not be mad that she went on Letterman.
Speaker 2: But I get the point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, listen, man, everybody, you know you know,
Speaker 1: I get it. You know, we want to keep the
Speaker 1: culture of the culture, and we want to keep our
Speaker 1: biggest and brightest stars from my culture within the culture
Speaker 1: when it comes to sitting down and interviews and talking
Speaker 1: and given content and all that. But I mean, it's
Speaker 1: Cardi not supposed to do that, is she not?
Speaker 4: She shouldn't. Absolutely, she's supposed to.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not, man, I mean I was. I haven't watched
Speaker 2: season two of the Other Letterman thing. I was definitely
Speaker 2: critical of it for season one with the guests from
Speaker 2: this culture because it was it was just so surface
Speaker 2: like bingo, card like you only get a whole interview
Speaker 2: every four years, so we wasted it with Letterman going,
Speaker 2: so tell me what Brooklyn was like, and it's like, dog,
Speaker 2: come on, we only get an interview from these geniuses
Speaker 2: so many times. Don't waste it on Letterman. That's going
Speaker 2: to give the most surfaced talk show interview ever. I
Speaker 2: know it's the deep dive, but that type of shit
Speaker 2: just was annoying to me. From what I've heard, season
Speaker 2: two is a bit more in depth than it's not
Speaker 2: so much and my next guest type of shit. So
Speaker 2: I do feel noy on that. Like Cardi doesn't do
Speaker 2: a lot of interviews, So Cardi Cardi Drink Champs Cardio
Speaker 2: on Drink Chance will be fucking gold. I hoped to
Speaker 2: god that happened.
Speaker 4: I'm sure she would do a Drink Champs episode.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I feel like she, you know,
Speaker 1: she's that type of star, that type of celebrity where
Speaker 1: she has to get her Letterman shit off too though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like that she has to
Speaker 1: get that in her portfolio.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I think that is it's part of it's part of
Speaker 1: her as sension, it's part of her star elevating and
Speaker 1: started as part of her her career and her audience
Speaker 1: broadening and expanding, like she has to do Letterman. But
Speaker 1: at the same time, I do believe and feel that
Speaker 1: she would. She would she will do drink Champs at
Speaker 1: some point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean when you know, she's mother now and
Speaker 2: got other shit, So when it's time to promote something,
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 4: She'll she'll do. Absolutely, she'll do drink Champs.
Speaker 2: She did say. I saw I did see the clip
Speaker 2: of her taking Letterman to get a chop cheese, which
Speaker 2: was very vice to me. But it is what it is.
Speaker 4: She said.
Speaker 2: The Bronx says the best chop cheese in New York City.
Speaker 4: She was very.
Speaker 2: Adamant about that.
Speaker 4: Well, the chop cheese.
Speaker 1: Uh, the chop cheese culture has been watered down because
Speaker 1: now you get a chop cheese at any Bowdegga.
Speaker 2: Now literally, I mean so, which was bound to happen.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but I remember.
Speaker 1: When it was just Hojgies. You had to Hobgies uptown.
Speaker 1: You had to get a chop cheese from Hogies. So
Speaker 1: for me, Hodgi's is always going to have a different
Speaker 1: place in that in the chop cheese culture. Now they
Speaker 1: got stores called chop cheeses like and I'm just like, wait,
Speaker 1: Whole Foods has one? Yeah, it's just you know, I
Speaker 1: get it. It's it's it's the New York version of
Speaker 1: the cheese steak. But I to say the Bronx has it.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I haven't had many chopped cheese sandwiches
Speaker 4: from the Bronx. I've had, you know, plenty of them.
Speaker 1: From Hadgis in Manhattan, Harlem, but never in the Bronx.
Speaker 2: I heard you can't even go over to eleven ninety
Speaker 2: nine anymore, bro.
Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not going because where would you hear that?
Speaker 2: Nowhere? Like?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 2: That's more, I can't even.
Speaker 4: Go over Like where would you even hear that at?
Speaker 2: Like? Yo?
Speaker 1: I heard you kid like we cut it out, man,
Speaker 1: And why would I be going over there?
Speaker 4: Like I'm going over there.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they got a vegan one by now.
Speaker 4: They probably do.
Speaker 1: They should because you just add some palls beyond meat
Speaker 1: on impossible meat.
Speaker 5: How is that a pause?
Speaker 1: Because you're talking about a meat and beyond yet that
Speaker 1: there's meat and Harlem, you.
Speaker 4: Have to say beyond meat, like you know what I'm saying, like.
Speaker 5: You guys put in your chop cheese, my boyfriend, what
Speaker 5: would you guys put in.
Speaker 4: Your green peppers, red peppers? Everything? Everything with bacon, onions.
Speaker 2: Bacon ever, I mean the chop ever, give me everything
Speaker 2: with bacon.
Speaker 4: You want bacon your chop cheese, put chopped the bacon up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's interesting.
Speaker 6: That's not on fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not rare. Y'all have never had chop cheese
Speaker 2: with bacon.
Speaker 5: But not chopped you know, I had like bacon strips
Speaker 5: on it.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I never even knew that they That was
Speaker 2: always been my chop cheese order since fucking twenty ten.
Speaker 4: Chopped up the bacon. Yeah, it's not like bacon bits,
Speaker 4: but yes, a little piece of bacon in.
Speaker 6: There was that something you had beef mo oh alright
Speaker 6: see that was that was earned Paul.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two thousand and four, Oh ship this last time
Speaker 1: I read me two thousand and four, two thousand and five,
Speaker 1: and then I did I said this before then I
Speaker 1: did uh chicken turkey sea up until twenty eighteen, and
Speaker 1: then I went pescatarian until June twenty twenty, and then
Speaker 1: I was vegan from and I was began from June
Speaker 1: twenty twenty to this June May two years.
Speaker 2: And you're you're you're a Bronx representative and native. Do
Speaker 2: you believe Bronx has the best chop cheese?
Speaker 5: Ho would do we say Harlem has the best chop cheese?
Speaker 4: All yeah, I mean it's where it was invented.
Speaker 2: But sometimes where shit is invented other places get it.
Speaker 1: Listen as long as you as long as you the
Speaker 1: deli on the press, the bread like I like the
Speaker 1: panini my bread.
Speaker 4: Pause, and this is getting very local.
Speaker 2: Why hajjis to me? Cho is the sesame bread that
Speaker 2: Hojgi's uses. That's really what separates the ship for me.
Speaker 4: But you got a panini that though faulting, not folding.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Broadway and Myrtle. That deli right under the train, I
Speaker 2: think it's probably been my second favorite chop cheese. And Queens,
Speaker 2: there's only one deli on a hillside, one hundred and
Speaker 2: seventy fifth that has good chop cheese. The rest of
Speaker 2: that Queens, we just don't get chop cheese right. Even
Speaker 2: Hollis Delhi can't get chop cheese right. And Hollis Deli
Speaker 2: has the greatest sandwiches on the entire globe.
Speaker 4: That's like sucking up a burger like you don't put it.
Speaker 4: I mean I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know the ingredients that they use. Every time
Speaker 2: i've I've.
Speaker 5: Burgered meat cheese like cheddar.
Speaker 2: Usually, I just think that Hollis Deli does sandwiches so
Speaker 2: fucking well that they chop cheese came around. They was like,
Speaker 2: y'all can have that, We'll just focus on our ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got chopped cheese like food trucks.
Speaker 2: Now they open one in l A. Yeah, I fucking
Speaker 2: missed out on investing by one day. I was pissed.
Speaker 1: That's my homeboy, Mitch is h I think he's down.
Speaker 1: I think that's his ship. The speaking about man Hello, No,
Speaker 1: because we got to get this right, because this this
Speaker 1: gentleman was it was a pleasure, His energy was amazing,
Speaker 1: food was fucking was great. I want to make sure
Speaker 1: we give him his his proper, his proper shout out.
Speaker 4: What was just what was the name again.
Speaker 5: Eddin, I'll tell you right now. So basically what happened was,
Speaker 5: though this kind gentleman go legendary or everything legendary, everything
Speaker 5: legendary came up to these guys and was like, oh,
Speaker 5: ship's Rory mal.
Speaker 4: Shout out to everything legendary food and beverage.
Speaker 1: It was on Shock Tank. It's the plant based soy
Speaker 1: free gluten free company. Uh they as he was saying,
Speaker 1: you know, black the Black community where the largest growing
Speaker 1: vegan uh community. And we don't own any manufactories, we
Speaker 1: don't make none of the product. So this is where
Speaker 1: he comes in with his company. Everything legendary and they're
Speaker 1: doing a great job. The food was amazing.
Speaker 4: The burgers were amazing, Paul's, the glizzies were amazing.
Speaker 2: If if vegan food could taste like that, I could
Speaker 2: vegan food have some really really burger was great, hot
Speaker 2: dogs were great. Lemonade was the legend.
Speaker 4: Legendae legend lemonade. He made sure to be very clear,
Speaker 4: this is Legendate, not lemonade.
Speaker 3: He was good.
Speaker 2: I'd like to do some type of segment or some
Speaker 2: type of content, and.
Speaker 1: We definitely have to we definitely have to link with
Speaker 1: him and shoot some ship because his uh, he he
Speaker 1: was just.
Speaker 2: He's a character you can tell, like his self. I
Speaker 2: see why he did so well. Outside of the product
Speaker 2: being great and it making sense, he can pitch so
Speaker 2: I can see why he did so well.
Speaker 1: And not only that, he told us give me ten
Speaker 1: minutes I bring it back. This is the first time
Speaker 1: a black man has ever told me give me ten
Speaker 1: minutes and he'll be right back with something.
Speaker 4: And he actually was back.
Speaker 1: I think he was back in twelve minutes, twelve minutes exactly,
Speaker 1: twelve minutes.
Speaker 4: First time that has ever happened. We were at a
Speaker 4: festival when you couldn't even at.
Speaker 1: A festival, and we were sitting in the car like,
Speaker 1: damn man, I don't want to leave, and he come
Speaker 1: back and we going he got all this food, yeah,
Speaker 1: because we would have felt bad.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
Speaker 1: So as soon as we was having that conversation, he
Speaker 1: pulled up in the golf cart had a trail of
Speaker 1: food for us. So thank you, thank you to that gentleman.
Speaker 1: I can't remember his name. Do you remember his name?
Speaker 4: Dwayne Layne? Dwayne, thank you, brother. We appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the fool, Thank you for the legend
Speaker 1: aide and if you have a chance to go follow
Speaker 1: go underscore Legendary on Instagram. Support black businesses, support black
Speaker 1: vegans who.
Speaker 2: Let's let's reach out to him to put some shit together.
Speaker 1: Absolutely fun. Absolutely shout out to Dwayne, Thank you again, brother.
Speaker 2: We were got to be last episode, and I know
Speaker 2: we swore we never would be.
Speaker 4: Let's do it again, man, Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Some debate was was sparking a little bit in the
Speaker 2: van on the way up here today and in a
Speaker 2: little pre production. I don't particularly care about celebrity couples,
Speaker 2: but I do care about y'all reactions to celebrity couples
Speaker 2: because it's very fucking funny to me. Okay, debating about
Speaker 2: how people really feel about each other that you don't
Speaker 2: know will never not be funny to me. So I'll
Speaker 2: always pay attention to y'all reaction, never their relationship, right,
Speaker 2: mm hmm. Laurie Harvey, Michael B.
Speaker 4: Jordan, what about it?
Speaker 2: And now I think about it, Michael B. Jordan didn't
Speaker 2: do anything when Chief Keith said he's gonna blow New
Speaker 2: Jersey up. You might say out that one you think
Speaker 2: that's why Laurie broke up with him. No, I don't
Speaker 2: think that's why Laurid broke up with him. And this
Speaker 2: is we're just gossiping. Let's just let's just have some
Speaker 2: gossip talk. Let's just talk about it.
Speaker 1: We don't know what happened, but let's speculate it really care.
Speaker 1: It's fun to speculate. I believe that Michael B. Jordan
Speaker 1: fell in love. I believe that he loved Laurie. She's beautiful,
Speaker 1: she looks like she's probably down to earth, cool, have
Speaker 1: a great time with fun, all of those things. I
Speaker 1: think that Michael be Jordan fell in love. I don't
Speaker 1: think that Lrie Harvey was on the same page. I
Speaker 1: think that she's still young. She still wants to test
Speaker 1: the market a little bit. You know, it's like free
Speaker 1: Agency's like when you're a hot commodity in sports. You
Speaker 1: don't want to lock yourself into a long term deal
Speaker 1: with a team without testing the market and seeing what other.
Speaker 4: Authors are out there.
Speaker 1: Right, So, I think that Laurie is at a point
Speaker 1: where she's like, Mike is a great guy, Mike is attractive.
Speaker 1: You know, he's Hollywood darling. If you will, uh, that's
Speaker 1: what she told you. No, that's what the people are
Speaker 1: telling me.
Speaker 2: If you spoke to Lauria, like, no, he's Holly with
Speaker 2: darlold On.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just telling you what the ladies, ladies,
Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan, right, so I believe that she's still
Speaker 1: young and she wants to, you know, just test the
Speaker 1: free market a little bit and see what shee what's
Speaker 1: out there, have a little more fun without being tied
Speaker 1: down on the relationship. And I think that because Michael
Speaker 1: be Jordan's older than her.
Speaker 2: But tell me that before I rent the aquarium.
Speaker 1: No, I listen, I'm with you, I'm with you, but
Speaker 1: you know, you never maybe he rented the aquarium, and
Speaker 1: that's where she.
Speaker 4: Was like, damn, he really loves me.
Speaker 1: He's like, because if a nigga rent an aquarium for you,
Speaker 1: if then nothing says the only thing that would have
Speaker 1: been better than wrinting the aquarium is if he had
Speaker 1: put a diamond ring in a shark's mouth and the
Speaker 1: sharks swam up with the ring and was like.
Speaker 4: Marry me.
Speaker 2: But also at the same time, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just saying that would have been the only other thing
Speaker 1: that's like more romantic than that, like put the ring
Speaker 1: into shark's mouth.
Speaker 2: But also that could just mean, hey, I can afford
Speaker 2: to rent an aquarium.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, she's very sure she knows that he can
Speaker 1: afford that, but I mean it's it's still a nice
Speaker 1: gesture rent the aquarium mouth for my girlfriend. Let's just
Speaker 1: walk around the aquarium and have a good time kiss
Speaker 1: under the turtles, the turks, they call it kiss some
Speaker 1: of the fucking I don't know, the raise, the eels,
Speaker 1: whatever swimming around us.
Speaker 4: And so I believe that.
Speaker 2: She it's romantic to take your girl to jail to
Speaker 2: fish call back from last episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah you fish, Yes, but I think that you know,
Speaker 1: she may have been a little apprehensive to lock in
Speaker 1: a full term contract with Team Jordan.
Speaker 2: Well, we don't need to talk directly about them. It's
Speaker 2: it's across the board. For the most part. We know
Speaker 2: women always say, oh, I like to date older guys.
Speaker 2: I can't date guys my age, they're immateure all this
Speaker 2: type of shit. Rather, it may be some merit there
Speaker 2: in the hypothetical scenario you're saying, this is what I do.
Speaker 2: Try to tell women in their mid twenties that are
Speaker 2: trying to date men in their mid thirties.
Speaker 4: At some point he's gonna want to really settle down, kids, family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I get it, you like older dudes, but
Speaker 2: some older dudes is ready they done right?
Speaker 4: You're it? Yeah, And they're not.
Speaker 2: They're there because they like the older guy because he's
Speaker 2: more established, because he's had more years. Yes, he's cool
Speaker 2: to be around, because you know, young dudes. I was
Speaker 2: a young dude.
Speaker 4: I was a piece of shit.
Speaker 2: I understand when women my age wanted to gay older.
Speaker 2: They ship together, right, But because he has a ship together,
Speaker 2: it's not a buffet. You got to give it to
Speaker 2: take there. He may be ready to settle the fuck down.
Speaker 2: So don't be I believe saying how happy you are, yeah,
Speaker 2: because he's gonna be like, all right, well I want
Speaker 2: to let you know I'm thirty five, like it's time.
Speaker 4: Definitely definitely wants a kid. Yeah, probably wants a kid. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I mean it's it's just just speculation. We don't
Speaker 1: know what happened, but obviously they are they're they're single.
Speaker 2: Now, Maul will be at last lap getting all the information.
Speaker 4: They don't even believe that they know.
Speaker 1: They know who's being last lap between you and I.
Speaker 1: They know who's going to be at last lap, getting
Speaker 1: last lap, getting all the information him and that And
Speaker 1: let me be back to Kiera, my lap is out
Speaker 1: of commission. That was last that was my last, that
Speaker 1: was your last life, purely last night my fucking lap
Speaker 1: is out of commission's out of the game.
Speaker 2: But yeah, well, speaking of because since we've been so local, uh,
Speaker 2: now Michael be Jordan is single, Last Lap is gonna
Speaker 2: be fucking crazy. I'm gonna just try to find the leftovers.
Speaker 4: Who did They're gonna be in there looking for him.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: That's how it used to be when he was single.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know it's different now because he's probably
Speaker 1: still he's heartbroken, so it's a different Michael that the
Speaker 1: ladies will be talking to.
Speaker 5: I feel like he won't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't want to talk to him. I'll be
Speaker 4: right at the bar.
Speaker 2: Last Yeah, ye're not Mikey on his way, Mikey.
Speaker 4: Mikey Colon, a grown man.
Speaker 2: Mikey, Eh, have some pride, fam I don't know Michael
Speaker 2: be Jordan's I've never said that.
Speaker 3: But you know, you know.
Speaker 1: But but it's funny now because you know the ladies
Speaker 1: that you know, they obviously know that he's.
Speaker 2: Single and owns Last Lap yea and.
Speaker 4: Owns Last Lap.
Speaker 1: So you know they're gonna be walking in there trying
Speaker 1: to talk and I could just see him like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're not Lari like like mushing bitches like, ah, get
Speaker 1: the fuck away from me. You're not laur you don't
Speaker 1: even look like her.
Speaker 2: There's not nothing worse, all right, there's nothing worse than
Speaker 2: a single man, because a single man is a menace.
Speaker 2: But there's nothing worse than a single man that doesn't
Speaker 2: want to be single. Yeah, worse on earth.
Speaker 4: He's the most miserable man.
Speaker 2: Because you could say, there's nothing worse than the dude
Speaker 2: that's in a relationship that wants to be single, because
Speaker 2: we've seen how that goes, treats a girl like peer
Speaker 2: shit like the cheats is just a reckless fuck. But
Speaker 2: there's nothing sadder than watching the man that wanted to
Speaker 2: be in the relationship and now is forced to be single.
Speaker 2: Because men, we usually are either broken up with chie
Speaker 2: we fuck up and we're forced to be single because
Speaker 2: we fucked up and we didn't really want to be
Speaker 2: in that relationship to begin with. Yeah, nothing worse than
Speaker 2: you want to be in the relationship as a man
Speaker 2: and you're forced to be single.
Speaker 4: Do we think that Michael B. Jordan was the reason
Speaker 4: that they broke up? Do we think that he did something?
Speaker 1: Do we think that he was caught cheating or he
Speaker 1: did something in disrespect the relationship, and Laurie was like,
Speaker 1: that was possible. You feel like that one of them
Speaker 1: would have would have told the girls put out there,
Speaker 1: they would have put the screen shots out there. Y'all
Speaker 1: love a screenshot? Yeah, I think we would sw screenshots.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man NDAs can go pretty far.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. That's true too.
Speaker 1: I just think that, you know, a miserable a miserable man,
Speaker 1: like a single man that doesn't want to be single,
Speaker 1: so miserable like Michael B. Jordan, Like he's walking across
Speaker 1: six without having the light. Was walking in the middle
Speaker 1: of traffic right now. He doesn't have to He's just walking.
Speaker 1: He's just he doesn't care. He doesn't care about the
Speaker 1: yellow cabs honking at him, he doesn't care about the
Speaker 1: city bus that's about to hit him.
Speaker 2: He's there, but he's not present.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like it's like a body experience. It's like,
Speaker 1: my body is here, but my soul is in Laurie's chest.
Speaker 4: Like you know, he's one of those in her forehead
Speaker 4: souls in your foreheads?
Speaker 5: Who is that? Because ahead is like a facial.
Speaker 4: So that explains explains a lot. That's what, Yes, the souls.
Speaker 2: That's why all the hoes got big forehead.
Speaker 5: No, don't talk about the matters like I'm joking.
Speaker 1: When y'all give head, y'all, don't look up. Y'all just
Speaker 1: want us to look in the souls of.
Speaker 2: Now they look up, that that'd be Look's like that's
Speaker 2: where I get captured.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering what those sounds are when she's giving me
Speaker 1: head like, No, that's the souls of.
Speaker 2: The demons leaving your body.
Speaker 3: Don't do it, don't fall.
Speaker 1: That's how I got in here. It's the same move
Speaker 1: the two hands with the twist twist.
Speaker 2: The ghost of boyfriend passed is just sitting there like brother,
Speaker 2: you know, as a man, I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 4: I'm no for it too, because you can't really hear.
Speaker 3: It's just like, no, don't do it.
Speaker 4: Oh man.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for Michael Jordan man because it looked
Speaker 1: like he was really in love with Laurie.
Speaker 2: I know it's another space jam callback, but you know,
Speaker 2: like when the Monstars had the ball, yeah, and like
Speaker 2: it had like that like orange like spirit glow. That's
Speaker 2: that's in their forehead.
Speaker 1: When they're just like every other man stored in her head.
Speaker 1: It's that glows that I got to watch them to
Speaker 1: about I just left sophor No, you just took another
Speaker 1: soul and leave Sephora can't give you that glow so far.
Speaker 2: I mean, so for what happens if they just broke
Speaker 2: up because they weren't right for each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's it's.
Speaker 1: It's better to be like Mike wanted a family and kids,
Speaker 1: and she said, no, I want to live on yachts
Speaker 1: with my girlfriends for the summer.
Speaker 4: Michael, get away from me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just seen Normandy torking on IG.
Speaker 4: Now I'm ready to go talk Michael. You had me
Speaker 4: in the house for two summers.
Speaker 2: Listen, I've been where Michael's out.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 2: In this hypothetical situation, you got to pretend with your
Speaker 2: friends like show perfect time and summer coming, bro, let's.
Speaker 4: Go out, And then you're just sitting at the hookah
Speaker 4: spot like depressed, depressed, all ready to go.
Speaker 2: Oh oh it's only eleven, Oh we just got here.
Speaker 1: It's sad man, because you know a lot of guys
Speaker 1: you don't never see that side of it with a
Speaker 1: guy are like hurt after the breakup. It's always the guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's always the men doing dumb shit that caused the breakup,
Speaker 1: and you know that where the reason why she left.
Speaker 3: But like a lot of.
Speaker 4: Sometimes not a lot.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the guy is the good guy and he gets
Speaker 1: dumped because she just wasn't ready for what he.
Speaker 4: Was ready for.
Speaker 5: It was her, not him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always me, not you. It's me and Michael.
Speaker 4: I just want to be a Monaco. I want to
Speaker 4: be in a Beza with the girls. And you want
Speaker 4: to go to Whole food visa with the girls.
Speaker 1: You want to go to Whole Foods and pick cantalopes
Speaker 1: every Sunday.
Speaker 5: And I'm sure Laurie Harvey goes to Whole Foods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she doesn't want to go every Sunday with
Speaker 1: Michael's true did.
Speaker 2: And I saw that Steve posted a meme that everyone
Speaker 2: said was in regards to Michael Jordan. I like, I
Speaker 2: like when the father takes the boyfriend's side instead of
Speaker 2: his daughters.
Speaker 1: Love yourself, my Jesus, Yeah, love yourself, Michael Jordan. Steve
Speaker 1: always have to get out. If I'm Michael Jordan, Steve
Speaker 1: gotta get out next time I see him tweeting, even
Speaker 1: if you're not talking to me.
Speaker 4: It's like you read the room dog.
Speaker 1: I'm single, your daughter just dumped me, and you're talking
Speaker 1: about love yourself.
Speaker 4: Who are you talking to? I had?
Speaker 2: I was I was a one of like a teenager
Speaker 2: fling you know where, like you think you like her,
Speaker 2: but you're a teenager.
Speaker 4: Yeah you think you love her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. And I had her mother, who was
Speaker 2: a g like I. Still, I was kind of thrown
Speaker 2: back by it as a teenager when her mother was
Speaker 2: like really said she was just you know, a little
Speaker 2: aggressive with the tongue, which was like, listen, treated like
Speaker 2: a piece of pussy. You're fifteen years old. Keeping with
Speaker 2: this was her mother. When I was upset about our breakup,
Speaker 2: she took my side to encourage me to just move
Speaker 2: on in my life. At the time, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's picking her daughter side.
Speaker 4: Or my side. No, she was being a mother to me. Yeah, fam,
Speaker 4: get over it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna meet somebody else next week.
Speaker 4: Like, get the fuck.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a piece of keep it moving. But
Speaker 2: this does not mean it. You think it means something
Speaker 2: you right now, don't. I was like, this is the
Speaker 2: parent I want to be ten years down the line.
Speaker 2: I realized that too.
Speaker 1: Because she knows how many souls her daughter has in
Speaker 1: her forehead.
Speaker 2: She was fifteen more, what.
Speaker 1: Does that mean? Because you know how women capture souls.
Speaker 1: Back then, it's like, I'll take you on an ice
Speaker 1: cream date.
Speaker 5: That was the inn.
Speaker 4: Two days later, you're getting ice cream at the truck
Speaker 4: with another dude. So who's this guy?
Speaker 2: Is that why you're still single to this day?
Speaker 1: Because from Building seven? Why are you at the fucking
Speaker 1: mister softy truck with him today?
Speaker 6: He let me get more toppings.
Speaker 2: You were being cheap and then she topped him.
Speaker 4: Don't tell me she topped him.
Speaker 2: Roy you about the I still have yet to hear
Speaker 2: an obie topping bar from a rapper, and it's bothering me.
Speaker 4: Rappers suck.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: Fad didn't give us one yet. I cannot believe he hasn't. Hey, Fab,
Speaker 4: what you're doing?
Speaker 3: Man? Fab?
Speaker 4: What the fuck are you doing? Is it a lack
Speaker 4: of New York rapper?
Speaker 2: Like? What is it?
Speaker 4: Does Joey Badass need to give us one?
Speaker 1: I think the Knicks gotta win more games, That's what
Speaker 1: it is. I think the Knicks gotta win more game.
Speaker 1: They gotta be a little more relevant.
Speaker 2: Before where's Corey guns at Man?
Speaker 4: Somebody give me we.
Speaker 1: Need fat either, Fab? Somebody Fab? We need an Obie
Speaker 1: topping bar.
Speaker 6: Fab is being a grand right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Fab got to give us an Obie topping.
Speaker 1: That's too easy, that's a are you Fab, Obie? I
Speaker 1: feel like Fab gave us an Obie topp and ball
Speaker 1: before Obie Toppman was even in the league, like before
Speaker 1: we even knew Obie Topman was fair.
Speaker 4: Gave us a ball bottom. You have to give us
Speaker 4: one now, Fab, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: He balled out last year?
Speaker 4: No, he played really well. I like Obi. I think
Speaker 4: he's gonna have a good career. I think he's had
Speaker 4: to get out of New York.
Speaker 2: But I think you have a Jobie stays because I
Speaker 2: love But yeah.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have to get out of New York though
Speaker 1: they're gonna stifles his talent. Oh man, Well listen, guys,
Speaker 1: it's been a great weekend with you all. But I
Speaker 1: want to leave now, and I don't want to see
Speaker 1: your faces for another seventy two hours, yeah, seven two hours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see your faces. Don't call me,
Speaker 1: don't text me. The marriage I don't care what ad
Speaker 1: we have. I don't care who emails. You don't call me,
Speaker 1: don't text me. You have my flight you have everything.
Speaker 6: You don't call me, and you don't call me. I
Speaker 6: don't call y'all.
Speaker 1: You have my flight info, you have my name, my
Speaker 1: social you have my everything.
Speaker 4: Don't call me the marriage. You have my soul on
Speaker 4: your forehead.
Speaker 1: This has been another episode of the New Rory and
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Speaker 4: Walkin Baizley in the middle of Manhattan. You may see
Speaker 4: him anywhere you never know. Say what's up? Give him
Speaker 4: a high five. Don't speak to me at all. If
Speaker 4: you see me in the streets. Please, I don't like anybody.
Speaker 4: Leave me alone. Thinks he's been real. God, bless you,
Speaker 4: good night. I'm that nigga. He's a ginger piece or