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Speaker 1: Wow man, how good has God been to me? You know? Today?

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Speaker 1: I'm want everybody confess to something they did wrong. Shechirley Strawberry,

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Speaker 1: Just trying to give my wife a hint. Oh things

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Speaker 1: I confession. I don't like watching my grandkids. I don't

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Speaker 1: we will it thirty two after you're listening to Steve

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve. Before we went to break,

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Speaker 1: we were all making confessions. I don't cook enough. Carlos snap,

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Speaker 1: Tommy uh was naked. Junior doesn't take his sister's calls.

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Speaker 1: And you, sir, said, you don't like watching your beautiful grandkids.

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Speaker 1: And they are beautiful, they are? And why what is

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Speaker 1: that about your lead? I don't like watching them? Get him.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of time. Should have been here.

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Speaker 1: Always gotta tell him something, boy, Get out off of

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Speaker 1: the stop pulling her hair? Why y'all argus? Papa Rose

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Speaker 1: won't let me. Well your baby, you don't need to

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Speaker 1: look hill. But I don't like Pepper Pig u Glass cartoon.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking pigs sitting up in hill, Papa, Let's watch

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Speaker 1: Pepper Pig. Papa don't like understand Papa like watching Sports

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Speaker 1: I want to drink of that. You can't drink McCall

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Speaker 1: and don't ask me no damn the grandkid Scotch. Where

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Speaker 1: is Marjorie. That's why they'd be having me watching that. Papa.

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Speaker 1: We want a bad time story. Your papa don't know

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Speaker 1: But they don't be. They ain't done that kids post

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Speaker 1: the hill? Do they lead the kids with you, like

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Speaker 1: you know, the Incredibles and all this hill. They're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk and ask questions all damn, yeah, why are you

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Speaker 1: in there? Are you? You're in there with them? Now

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Speaker 1: it's next to my office, so you know, but this

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Speaker 1: is wiproof room. What is I leave? And then they're

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Speaker 1: don't know none of these right here. I don't like none.

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Speaker 1: Then my kids because I'm bought all of the iPads

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Speaker 1: and stuff. Dad, we don't want our children raised on iPad.

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Speaker 1: Q're dropping them off over here. But they lead the

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Speaker 1: he came in my office. I was eating some ribs

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Speaker 1: eating the real He don't eat meat? I said, yes,

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Speaker 1: he does right now. And we don't do that at

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Speaker 1: our house. You ain't ask your coming in here asking me?

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Speaker 1: Man and raised the kids. Watch these kids. I watched

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Speaker 1: these kids like I won't to how long they've been

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Speaker 1: in the water until they look like all of that. While, Hey,

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Speaker 1: you have to comb their hair and stuff? Oh? No, no,

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Speaker 1: So you just got the babies looking crazy if they

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Speaker 1: They's nighttime, go to bed. But they're so smart, man.

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Speaker 1: They vocabulists extensive. They be talking. They ask you questions, Papa.

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Speaker 1: So you know I was leaving one morning, Papa, where

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Speaker 1: are you going or something? Going to work? Papa? Why

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Speaker 1: y'all are wanted to ask me getting skating rinks for

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Speaker 1: your damn party and ice skating rinks. We had a

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Speaker 1: damn raindeer and the y'all who you think pay for

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Speaker 1: this one? Oh my goodness, you're yelling. Ain't really that's

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Speaker 1: we bought the black Santa Claus back here. You know

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Speaker 1: more of them. There's more of them. Your black Santa

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Speaker 1: no fat black dude. Back then, it was some blue key,

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Speaker 1: you stupid bottom. Why you always working? Y'all keep eating?

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Speaker 1: But They don't understand that. See, you have to talk

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Speaker 1: hell we got costa designer coste. All the little grandkids

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Speaker 1: got a little convertible business they drive when they come home. Steve,

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Speaker 1: So they tell about so one on battery ran. I

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Speaker 1: know it's battery run out because he ride every damn So,

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Speaker 1: no one comes telling me Pap, Papa, my carl, don't

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, they do have a Lamborghini car. Sleep

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Speaker 1: doesn't tell me I ain't making this hard good, ain't

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Speaker 1: no to me. I got everything sitting up in here

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Speaker 1: talking now like watching my that's my confession. Okay, ten

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Speaker 1: minute confessions. I think we're clearly. I think we're really clear. Steve.

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Speaker 1: I want to cos see you want this up? You

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Speaker 1: want one for yourself? I put the Jordan one either.

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Speaker 1: I mean, dude, you can fit in it though. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll be back with the nephew and run that prank.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you for your birthday right after that.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Day Morning show right now, it is

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Speaker 1: a nephew. He's here. It's time to run that Frank back,

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Speaker 1: neph what you got. Neighborhood Watch? Neighborhood watch? Get ready

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Speaker 1: neighborhood watch. Hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny. Yeah, it's Johnny. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're the one to be doing the neighborhood watching. You'll

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Speaker 1: be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch? Is that you?

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Speaker 1: Who's this is this Johnny? Who is this man? This

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Speaker 1: On your road? I'm Johnny and I do the neighborhood Watch?

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Speaker 1: Who is the damn PJ Man? Don't call my phone

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Speaker 1: You're looking trying to see something in the window. That's

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Speaker 1: what you're doing, picking something. Please, I don't look. I'm

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Speaker 1: too strict. You know what, I'm gonna tell you what though,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what damn people, Tom. I'm gonna show

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Speaker 1: show you what no, I'm gonna start looking through your

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Speaker 1: But but bringing you over here, I want you to look.

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Speaker 1: the hell is this? I ain't got time for this, man.

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Speaker 1: I got a job, I got a mortgage, I got kids.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this. Man. Don't look at

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Speaker 1: Why dobody look at you? Damn white man got a job.

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Speaker 1: But when I'm at home, I'm wondering if you're the

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Speaker 1: Please come to my damn house. Please, I'm coming later

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Speaker 1: than to look through the window. Fine, Remember the hell

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Speaker 1: it's just damn white you know body, that's what you've

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Speaker 1: You got the water wife and you were gonna wonder,

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Speaker 1: since you're a round the neighborhood. You three streets whatever,

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Speaker 1: how many streets whatever? You are for me? Come night now.

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Bro? I got two damn jobs.

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Speaker 1: I got a job to what I'm doing to day

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Speaker 1: I'm doing your service. I'm helping your lazy you stop.

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Speaker 1: The who the hell is this anyway? Yeah? Who the

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Speaker 1: hell is this? Because I'm got something for you. Who

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harbor Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: prayked by your wife Tricia, and they want baby. They

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Speaker 1: ain't right, baby, John, ain't baby, They ain't right. Then

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Speaker 1: you got me man, because I said, ain't nobody to

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Speaker 1: gonna get me on? No, Frank, Man, I don't fom

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Speaker 1: that man, Damn frank. Your wife told me you do

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Speaker 1: You walk, you know, because what you gotta Rode Wall

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Speaker 1: told me that's why I use niggers. I want to

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Speaker 1: be safe. They just can't something happening. I just stick

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Speaker 1: my rock fell on that. Then you got me bad that.

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Speaker 1: You you got me bad man. You're good. I'm good. Bang.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get her though, all right. Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you this though, what else the baddest and I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land made the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey shown to Ambo to say something, you play

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Speaker 1: too much, you pay to baby. We're jumping stupid off

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Speaker 1: that is. But you don't want to miss the Comedy

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Speaker 1: Laugh Fest Deep Center twenty night, Atlanta, GA. We will

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Speaker 1: and hosted by yours truly nephew, Tommy. That's State Farm Arena.

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Speaker 1: That's Atlanta, GA. That's Deep Center the twenty night What

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Speaker 1: tickets on sale right now? Comedy Laugh Fest? What are

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Speaker 1: we talking about? All right, We'll be back with more

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Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, so let's talk

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Speaker 1: about cheating. It's time for something funny. The age old question.

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Speaker 1: Why do we cheat? We? I said we because the

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Speaker 1: new report reveals that women who cheat are lonely, virile,

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Speaker 1: and most of them don't work like strong, you know,

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Speaker 1: like strong, um uh yeah, no, no, no, not just capable, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just just strong. And you know, why wouldn't they have

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Speaker 1: said that? Yeah? Body build I would have, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, good, strong, capable,

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Speaker 1: they can get the job done. And most of them

433
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Speaker 1: don't work. They're stay at home like homemakers or house

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Speaker 1: ah okay, but the women that cheat, that's for women.

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Speaker 1: Ain't my wife at home. She's to stay at home mom, right,

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Speaker 1: she get moving all right. So that's what we're saying

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Speaker 1: about women. Now, men who cheat are tall? What what

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Speaker 1: the study shows the cheat? They're smart huh, and they

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00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: have good jobs with money and they're or they're rich

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Speaker 1: anmus because you're short, you're stupid. Well he's broke. Well

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Speaker 1: he ain't broke, but his cause they say they have

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Speaker 1: good jobs. You have a good job with money, or

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Speaker 1: you're rich. All right. The study also finds that men

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Speaker 1: who cheat because of lust, arrogance, and their ego. Oh

445
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: now that's true. That's true. They they're either lustful, they're arrogant,

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Speaker 1: or their ego, while women do it because they start

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Speaker 1: feeling the elected by their partner. Okay, yeah, that's so good. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right. So we'll start with you, Steve has I

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Speaker 1: know you're happily married. Now this is in the Yeah

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Speaker 1: we love Marjorie. We got all that. Yeah, we're talking

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Speaker 1: about your past. It's all we have to draw up

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Speaker 1: on now. Well, I don't know how. Only back then

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Speaker 1: was tall, I was dirt. Okay, Well, has a woman

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Speaker 1: ever cheated on you that you'll admit? Well oh hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah. The problem was she won't come out and

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Speaker 1: say oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know how you find out?

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Speaker 1: You know how she know because the way she know empidence.

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Speaker 1: Oh also you follow evidence because usually women are smarter

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Speaker 1: about we're better at Yeah. Well, you know if somebody

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Speaker 1: tell on you that don't really like you, so somebody

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Speaker 1: just rat it on it. I hate to tell you

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Speaker 1: this niched yea a girl or man? Of course it

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Speaker 1: was a girl. She wanted you, yeah, yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: I let her her. Then you go. She told you

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Speaker 1: after she told me she had her, so you were

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Speaker 1: broken up. I got to pull me back to other.

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Speaker 1: I would never do you that way. I bet you

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Speaker 1: would feel so bad for you bad. I'm gonna lay

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Speaker 1: on my shoulder like that, no problem. What, yes, I

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Speaker 1: know you hurt? Yes? Okay, yeah, some hurt. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: hear from thee as a woman ever cheated on you?

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Speaker 1: For show, I walked in and saw it. What Yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't believe it, really, yeah, and and Holland and

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Speaker 1: the way, I ain't never ever heard you Holly like this.

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Speaker 1: You know, he must have been tall and smart. And

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Speaker 1: that's how y'all gonna go back around. What did you do? Tommy?

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Speaker 1: The dude ran down the hall but naked, and the

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Speaker 1: girl just stood there looking at me, And I said, really,

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Speaker 1: that's all you said? Was really you cock a doodle?

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Speaker 1: For you never heard you cock a doodle? That did?

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Speaker 1: That was stating? Man, he really hurt you. My child

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Speaker 1: was cock a doodlen Wow when you was in there?

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Speaker 1: All she was doing with this he just doing rooster

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Speaker 1: calls in the morning, Tommy. And that's fascinated from the country, right,

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Speaker 1: so you know, you know, my god, is that sexy?

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Speaker 1: Is she cock line? Tommy stalling that the whole time?

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Speaker 1: Got to listen, he out there crying and they kind

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Speaker 1: of out there crying in the hall. Then, So then

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Speaker 1: did it make you like, you know, get on your

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Speaker 1: game more so you can get Yeah, it didn't seem

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Speaker 1: she's still a clock all right, more of this crazy

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Speaker 1: ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're

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Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning show. All right, these are words? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: did you guys constantly mess up? It's just no, it's

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Speaker 1: all right, I believe so, No, you're standing wrong step

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Speaker 1: so that I believe, so keeping I believe? So? How

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Speaker 1: is that so hard that I like that? I'm about

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Speaker 1: to come? That's still wrong. It's about together, about together,

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Speaker 1: that's it. You've been long enough. Now I'm about to go.

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Speaker 1: What you going to do? About to go about? I'm

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Speaker 1: about to go, guys, okay, all right? And and about

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Speaker 1: this word about it's about by the way about it's

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Speaker 1: about to go that it's about to go upside your head?

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Speaker 1: Yeah about? Yeah? All right? How about this one? Bring

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Speaker 1: one back for me? As in can you bring one

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Speaker 1: back for me? Song? What what'd you say? Bring one

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Speaker 1: back for me? As in? Can you bring one back

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Speaker 1: for me? When you go to the stove? You didn't

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Speaker 1: upsodom bring back one too? Yeah? Yeah, all know? That

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Speaker 1: sounds all right? Can you back that up for me? Please? No? No,

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Speaker 1: that is the proper way to say it. It's back up.

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Speaker 1: What did you do it? Backed up? Backed up? Backed up?

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Speaker 1: Right up? It sounds that's even mold like you don't

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Speaker 1: let me go off? Director Okay, go teach you how

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Speaker 1: to talk. How to talk? Say it didn't happen, It

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Speaker 1: didn't happen, bload it not blew it missed that what

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you? You flo Okay this you guys, get

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Speaker 1: this mixed up all the time, messed up. Panties bloom.

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Speaker 1: I know exactly what you know? That is panties. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: h What wouldn't make you? I got one? What would

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Speaker 1: make you? Leave a fight? Leave a club real early.

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Speaker 1: So you're in the club, you're having a good time.

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Speaker 1: You got to get about of Oh, let's go. They're

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Speaker 1: about to fight, about fight, about to fight. I gotta

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Speaker 1: get up in here because I feel like they're about

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Speaker 1: to fight. Orfense to fight the fight last one. Okay, gorgeous, gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette. Please,

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Speaker 1: Jay set this one up for us. Tell us. And

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Speaker 1: it's so important to explain this because we get new

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Speaker 1: listeners every day and we're doing a different segment that

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Speaker 1: people are not aware of. So that's why I take

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Speaker 1: the time to explain comedy. And it's very simple. You

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Speaker 1: take force subjects and you put them on a wheel

534
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Speaker 1: and you take them on the wheel, you spun the wheel,

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Speaker 1: and which stop? We can do the damn thing because

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Speaker 1: we's comedians were good, sir. All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: These are the subjects for today. Things you can do

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Speaker 1: to get people to leave your house. Things you say

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Speaker 1: to people who've overdecorated for the holiday. Yeah, things you

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Speaker 1: say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays. And

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Speaker 1: here's the last one. Things you say when you didn't

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Speaker 1: get what you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: gotta page. Yeah, let's go, let's spind the wheel. I'm

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Speaker 1: on over death of wage. Yeah, oh oh, I thought

545
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 1: it was gonna stop on overdecorating, but now it stopped on.

546
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Speaker 1: Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted

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Speaker 1: for Chris. It's the same as Steve's bad acting theater. No, no, no, no, no,

548
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Speaker 1: not at all. No. I don't even know how you

549
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: got that out of that. But these are things you

550
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Speaker 1: say when you didn't get what you want for Christmas. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's go. The things you say when you didn't get

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Speaker 1: what you say? Oh, come on, j oh, this is nice.

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Speaker 1: And this one lights up? What is it with that attitude?

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00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: That's how you say it? That's what you're saying. How

555
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Speaker 1: you say it? Yeah, I'll tell you what This is

556
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Speaker 1: something I actually said as a kid. But I didn't

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Speaker 1: get what I want on huh for Christmas? And they

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Speaker 1: were standing there by parents, but I was about ten.

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00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: I said, you said the actual words. Yeah, yeah, when

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Speaker 1: you open that box of what you're supposed to get, Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I'll I put this in the drawer with

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Speaker 1: that ragged ass time you about la, I ain't grateful

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Speaker 1: get what you want that time? This one, this is

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Speaker 1: what you say at work. I knew when he pulled

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Speaker 1: my name it wasn't gonna be worth for Danne. I

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Speaker 1: knew you saved and you didn't give it you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a pound cake? Huh? Thanks for a lot? Yeah to

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Speaker 1: a diabetic? Thanks you say when you don't get what

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Speaker 1: you want for Christmas? What happened? Check short again? Cheke

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Speaker 1: shot again? Huh? Come on down? Why? Why? Why? In

571
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Speaker 1: the hill? What I wanted to kid? I don't work

572
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: on that. Come on, man, really, I don't work on guys.

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00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: It's the thoughts account. Come on, Steve. Black people don't

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Speaker 1: eat fruitcake. I can't stand that damn fruitcake. What is

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Speaker 1: some damn green things in there? What is that cherry? Actually,

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Speaker 1: h snowshovel? I live in La Thanks. These people say

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00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: what they don't get what they want from Christmas? I

578
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: already know the story of Jesus. I already know it.

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Speaker 1: Come on, who eats this basket of cheese? Who eats that?

580
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Speaker 1: Who eats that? This is all right, Steve, come on,

581
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Speaker 1: close it out. That's why we're getting a divorce. This

582
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Speaker 1: damn croc pop. This is the last thing somebody won't know.

583
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Speaker 1: Damn croc pod. That was me who said that one. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: all right. It is the nephew with the brank phone

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Speaker 1: call that's coming up right after you're listening, coming up

586
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Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, guys, right about four

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Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter forward today. The subject

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Speaker 1: is you ever heard of an old fool? That is

589
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: the subject, you ever heard of an old fool? But

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00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: right now the nephew's here. I don't know. I didn't

591
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: mean for those two to go together right there, right now.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. It just happened like that. Right now,

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Speaker 1: the nephews here with a prank funk? Is that a

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Speaker 1: hot in the house tonight? Okay? The name of pan Ah.

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Speaker 1: That sounds ain't ready for this? Yeah, come on, boy,

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Speaker 1: second to laugh and I've five heart beat? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: got a ball saying what I don't want to stand?

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Speaker 1: How I feel? That hard part is that Zarah hard

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Speaker 1: in the house tonight time. Really you're not gonna outstand.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't do this. My mic was like that

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Speaker 1: the heart of a brother running cat. Hello. Hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach Alan. This is Alan Alan. How you

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Speaker 1: doing man? My name is Bobby, Bobby bo Uh what

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Speaker 1: what can I do for you? I got your number

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00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: man from the from the hospital. Did you just um

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Speaker 1: within the last I guess three four months? Did you

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Speaker 1: get a heart transplant? But then we have yo? Yeah

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Speaker 1: I did. I did three and a half months ago. Okay,

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00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: how you been feeling, man? Actually good, I'm actually up

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Speaker 1: and around faster than I thought it was gonna be,

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Speaker 1: you know. So I'm doing well. Thank you? Are you

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Speaker 1: with are you? Are you with the hospital? No? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not um. Actually you know they gave me your number. Man.

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Speaker 1: I hope you Kate waited, but you you you actually?

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Speaker 1: Uh the heart that you got was from from my

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Speaker 1: brother d oh my god? Really yeah, that's my brother,

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Speaker 1: my brother. Oh, I'm so sorry about your brother, but wow,

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you he saved my life. Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so so I you know, I just want to call

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Speaker 1: you man. I hope you on min you know, no, no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. It's kind of like a little bit

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Speaker 1: of my brothers. It's still living, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: It kind of it kind of feels like my brother's

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Speaker 1: still living. So that's a good thing. It's a good

625
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: thing that glad. Thank you. Yeah. Let me ask you this, man.

626
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm just curious because your Caucasian, right yeah. Yeah, yeah,

627
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, do you feel any any different having

628
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: a black man's heart and your body? Dude? Cutting up? No,

629
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: I don't feel any difference. Uh no. Oh. I didn't

630
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: think about it though. And this, this will just make

631
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: me and the rest of the family feel good that

632
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: we knew what he was dedicated to and the things

633
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: that matter matter to him. Would you feel all right

634
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:36,959
Speaker 1: joining the NAACP? Uh? Is that are there some people

635
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,399
Speaker 1: are gonna be upset that I joined. I mean it's

636
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: that okay, Well, you know, I don't know about anybody

637
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 1: being upset, man, It's just I know my brother that

638
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: that's what he was a part of. And you know,

639
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: you you walking around with with his heart, man, it

640
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: would just feel different, feel great, you know, to have

641
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: to feel like he would be back in there doing

642
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: what he was doing and fighting for for us, just

643
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: for the black community. Now you are Democratic a Republican? Well,

644
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 1: you know, I mean honestly that I was Republican until Trump,

645
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: and now I'm just really I'm kind of on the science.

646
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 1: I mean, that guy's an idiot. You did vote for Trump.

647
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: I did not, But I am a Republican, Okay. So

648
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: and the reason why, you know, because I'm just curious

649
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: man about it. What I what I would hate to

650
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: see is you know when twenty twenty come around, you know,

651
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: you you over there in the voting booth, you know,

652
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: with my brother black Heart and you and there, you know,

653
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: voting Republican. Uh, you know, and and that's something that

654
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: I know my brother wouldn't be doing, you know what

655
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I'm just I'm just asking, well, I mean,

656
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: I'm not happy with Trump, but if someone else in

657
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 1: the Republican party runs and I agree with them, I'm

658
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: it's kind of like it's my heart. Now I can't

659
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: change my point of view just because of that. I mean, yeah,

660
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: but but but but what you're not gonna do, though, man,

661
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: is be in there with my brother black heart, and

662
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: you up in there making some decisions that I know

663
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: my brother wouldn't do. You see what I'm saying. That's

664
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: a long way off, man, But I can't promise you that.

665
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: I mean, if somebody runs that I like, I mean,

666
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna vote the way I feel my heart and

667
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: my head tell me about hold one, don't don't say

668
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: what my heart because that ain't your heart. You know,

669
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm saying my brother hard So you got every right

670
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,439
Speaker 1: to ask me what you think my brother would see

671
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 1: in his heart? And I tell you you understand what

672
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't ask the way I see. Man,

673
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: Let me ask something. Have you have you been like

674
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: craving different kinds of foods that you don't know need?

675
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 1: Have you been looking at I don't know, I mean

676
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,879
Speaker 1: girl like greens like my brother ate a lot of greens.

677
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: Did you do you feel like you ge wounds and

678
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: greens sometimes I like greens occasionally. Yeah, okay, man, have

679
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, do you like women who have

680
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: big butts? A lot of women in general. I didn't

681
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 1: think about specifics, but you know, if they're good looking,

682
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: they're good looking. Well wait, wait a minute, what kind

683
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: of calls this? Man? I mean you're ask me all

684
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: these random questions. Why what I don't understand where this

685
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: is coming from is coming from my brother's hart. That's

686
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 1: where it's coming from. You got my brother's black heart

687
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: inside of you, you know. Yeah, I'm asking you. I'm

688
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: asking you to do what my brother would do, not

689
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: what you would do. You want to do it from

690
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: your heart? You then you do it from my brother's heart.

691
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: When you first call me about your brother, I was excited.

692
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: Now I'm saying, how much did the hospital give you

693
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: just this number? And you get to call me up?

694
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: That's privilege information. You shouldn't get to just call me

695
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: and asking all these random questions. Man, I just got

696
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: a heart test plan. Now you're starting to get me

697
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: worked up. If I'm not trying to get you worked up.

698
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: All I'm trying to man, Okay, okay, well let me

699
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: let me just come. All I know is you got

700
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 1: Troy hard inside of you, and I'm trying to let

701
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: you know the kind of person Troy appease. Okay, so

702
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: let me let me ask this. Has your music change?

703
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: Are you listening to more R and B? Now? I

704
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: do like R and B, but I listen to hard

705
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: rock too. That hasn't changed because once in Troy's heart

706
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: gone stage in Troy A you understand, So you got

707
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: to have that's in your heart now Greens did butts

708
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: inp That's what I'm saying. Okay, I'm trying to tell

709
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: you about rub Well. Are you crying? Man, I'm trying

710
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,959
Speaker 1: to tell you my chrub Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry.

711
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No, I know you mess your brother, don't damn,

712
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:26,919
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, Let let me say this saying, Okay,

713
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: since you got my brother hart, I think it's only

714
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: right to me and you we get together and go

715
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: to go to a jay Z call sor together. I

716
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: think that's the only right jay Z and be honestly,

717
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: because we go together because that's what me and my

718
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: brother did. We we will go see them perform. Well,

719
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,919
Speaker 1: I mean they are to the best of all time.

720
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: So am I buying both the tickets? Oh? That up?

721
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: You got trouble and you worry about who's gonna pay

722
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: for some tickets. I didn't know. I thought maybe you

723
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: might want to teat your brother one last time. I'm

724
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: a sorry man, Yeah, no, no, okay, listen, I'm really

725
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I mean I get upset. I didn't

726
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: mean yell at you. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Do

727
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: you do you do you listen to black radio? Sometimes?

728
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: I do listen to black radio. You never This is

729
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: is Steve Harvey Morning This Show boy. Yeah, he's one

730
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: of the best man I had to follow when he

731
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: was on Family. Dude. He's trade what He's got a

732
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: nephew on the show and he does frank phone calls. Yeah,

733
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: and that would be me Alic. This is nephew Tommy, baby,

734
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning show man out. Are you serious? Are

735
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: you kidding me? I'm not kidding back. Oh my god, dude,

736
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: you almost gave me a second heart attack. Jesus, Oh

737
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: my god. You've been franked man by your wife Robbing

738
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: and her co worker Bridget Potting. You gotta tell me

739
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: us what is the baddest and I mean the baddest

740
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: radio show in the land. It's your show, baby, Steve Harvey.

741
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: Come on, man, Okay, I'll stand good. That was good.

742
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you, nephew. That was a good one.

743
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: You're right today. The Strawberry Letters coming up next. Subject

744
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: you ever heard of an old fool? Strawberry Letter? Up

745
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,919
Speaker 1: next right after this you're listening to the Steven Show.

746
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 1: All right, it is time now, ladies and gentlemen for

747
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships, on dating,

748
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: on work, on sex, on parenting, and more, please submit

749
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and

750
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. All right, all right, let's get it.

751
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you.

752
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry Letter. Subject you ever heard of

753
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: an old fool? Dear Stephen Shirley, do you think that

754
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: dating rules for seen years are different than those for

755
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: younger people. I need to know because I'm trying to

756
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 1: find love again and I'm over sixty. I'd like to

757
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: think that a man in age sixty five to seventy

758
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: would think and act differently than he did when he

759
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: was twenty five to thirty years old. But that's not

760
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: the case. When I meet men my age, they are

761
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: still interested in the cookie, and I need to know

762
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: if I should still be using the ninety day rule

763
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: at my age. Then there are other men, the other

764
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: men that I meet and they voluntarily tell me that

765
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 1: the cookie is a non issue for them. Now, I'm

766
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: still a bit frisky, so I don't date men that

767
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: I don't date a man that doesn't want the cookie anymore. Okay, Steve,

768
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: I wish you would talk more about this subject because

769
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: I have a lot of single friends that are on

770
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: the dating scene. Again. My big problem is I recently

771
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: met a seventy year old man that I adore, and

772
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 1: he always tells me that I'm very attractive and youthful

773
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: for my age. He's smart, funny, and nerdy, and I

774
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: love spending time with him. I thought he was into

775
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: me too, but I keep getting mixed signals from him.

776
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: He says he wants to be in a relationship, but

777
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: his actions don't match his words. I'm not willing to

778
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: wait forever for him to commit to me. Excuse me.

779
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 1: I was shocked to find out that men don't change

780
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 1: as they get older. Or am I wrong and I

781
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: just picked a bad one. He'd be a fool to

782
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: lose me. Can you please give me some tips on

783
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: how to keep the magic going with this man so

784
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: he won't lose interest. I need some help with my

785
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: love life. I have to apologize for my voice for

786
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: these three days. I'm struggling. Excuse me? All right, Yeah,

787
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 1: I know, Tennessee, Texas, Tokyo. I know that's inside. All right,

788
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 1: here we go, you know, don't start, Steve, don't start, Oh,

789
00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: I know, all right, here we go. You know. Um,

790
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: I was gonna say this to Steve. A lot of people,

791
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: especially women, ask me to ask you to hook them up.

792
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: They ask me this all the time when we have

793
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: events and stuff and we go out there always ask me, Sureley,

794
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: why doesn't Steve have a segment where older women are

795
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: older guys, you know, we can hook up. So I'm

796
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: really not surprised that this letter got through because there

797
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,240
Speaker 1: is you know, I've seen in firsthand. There is a void,

798
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 1: I guess. And in this age group, I say, maybe

799
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:32,280
Speaker 1: some things change, but not all the things. The dating

800
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: rules I'm talking about form for seniors than young people.

801
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: I think older people know more of what they want.

802
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,399
Speaker 1: They know, they're more comfortable and confident with who they are,

803
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: so they can weed out the bad people quicker, and

804
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 1: they can get involved quicker So when you say you

805
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,399
Speaker 1: need to know because you're trying to find love again

806
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: at age sixty, I think in this case, you know,

807
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: maybe not the nine d day rule, but rules definitely

808
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 1: do apply, and a ninety day rule can apply to

809
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 1: because it still applies in other things in life. You know.

810
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: That's what Steve based it on. The three month probation period,

811
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: so you don't have to just jump into bed just

812
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: because you're older. You know, take your time to get

813
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: to know the individual you're you're with someone who's um

814
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: seventy years old now, and you say you adore this man,

815
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 1: and he's always telling you he's attractive, he's smart and

816
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: funny and everything. What are these mixed signals you're getting

817
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: from him? You didn't elaborate on that. He says he

818
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 1: says he wants to be in a relationship, but his

819
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: actions don't match his words. So if he wants to

820
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 1: be in a relationship, why aren't you guys in a relationship?

821
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: Why why aren't you in a relationship if that's what

822
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: you want. You said you were you were shocked to

823
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: find out that men don't change as they get older.

824
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 1: Did you mean that you're trying to change him? And

825
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 1: he won't change because we all know and you're old

826
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: enough to know that we can't change any one. So

827
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 1: did you just pick a bad one? No, he may

828
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: not be a bad pick, but you didn't give us

829
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 1: enough information to find out what's going on here, you know,

830
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: except that he's giving you mixed signals. He'd be a

831
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: fool to lose you. So that means, in your opinion,

832
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: you're a good catch. I think maybe you should hang

833
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 1: in there, get to know this guy a little better,

834
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: and you never know where this relationship can go. Steve, anytime,

835
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 1: y'a all ready for me to just get to the

836
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: bottom line, stop me in this letter, okay and ask

837
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: you that. Yeah, just Steve, can you get to the

838
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 1: bottom to the bottom line. Oh, here's this woman who's

839
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: sixty and would like to think that a man aged

840
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: between sixty five and seventy would act differently than he

841
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 1: does when he's twenty five to thirty years old. But

842
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: that's not the case. So the question in the letter

843
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: is the lady asked me, is do I have to

844
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: adhere to the ninety day rule at my age? Well,

845
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: if you don't it here, why would you adhere to

846
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: the rule? Simply because you're older doesn't mean you shouldn't

847
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: apply the rules. Because of these men that you keep

848
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: meeting and acting like twenty five thirty years old, you

849
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,720
Speaker 1: got to treat him that way, and you gotta protect

850
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: yourself that way. This is a real simple letter. Anybody ready? Yeah, Steve,

851
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: get to the bottom line, baby, get to the bottom line.

852
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: He is right here. The lady says, I recently met

853
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: a seventy year old man that I doore. He always

854
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: tells me, and I'm very attractive and you full looking

855
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 1: for my age. He's smart, funny, and nerdy. I love

856
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 1: spending time with him. I thought he was into me too,

857
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: but I keep getting mixed signals from him. He says

858
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 1: he wants to be in a relationship, but his actions

859
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: don't match his words. You're ready for it, ready, I'm

860
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: not willing to wait forever for him to commit to me.

861
00:57:55,600 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 1: He's seventy. Come on with the stick. You ain't willing

862
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: to wait how long he got That's what you need

863
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 1: to know. Hang on, we'll recap and get back to

864
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: part two of your response, coming up at twenty three

865
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: after the hour, right after this subject today, You ever

866
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 1: heard of an old fool you're listening to all right, Steve,

867
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Get part two

868
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: of your recap. Real sith this woman trying to get

869
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: this man the seventy to act right. That's the recap.

870
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it to you one more. TWA recently

871
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 1: met a seventy year old man. I doore. He always

872
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: tells me that I'm very attractive and you for looking

873
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 1: for my age. He is smart, funny, and nerdy, and

874
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: I love spending time with I thought he was in

875
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: the me too, but I keep getting mixed signals from him.

876
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: He says he wants to be in a relationship, but

877
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 1: his actions don't match his one. I'm not willing to

878
00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: wait forever for him to commit to me. You ain't

879
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: gonna have to quhen you say, seventy forever is not

880
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 1: alone once you seventy forever couldn't mean any day now.

881
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: Forever could mean twenty years. It can mean thirty years,

882
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: but that ain't forever though. That'll be here a little while.

883
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've noticed it, but as you

884
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: get older, the years go by so much fast. Two

885
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: thousand and eighteen was a blur. Here we is into

886
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: two thousand nineteen now, and you know what what two

887
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: thousand nineteen gonna blow by? Two? Now? He hold it

888
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 1: in all of us. He's seventy. How fast you think

889
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: his life moved because everybody said that about two thousand

890
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 1: and eighteen. Ain't man. I don't care how unless you

891
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 1: want an inmate two thousand and eighteen blew back. Now, inmates.

892
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing blowing by for them, I understand, and that

893
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: I ain't lessing with in my field. For all the

894
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: brothers and sisters, it's locked away that can hear the show.

895
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: God bless you. Keep your head up, makes match yourself.

896
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: Now back to this letter. He's seventy. What is he

897
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: waiting on if he ain't in a hurry at seventy,

898
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 1: you're just dealing with a slow man. Okay, you sixty,

899
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm seventy. You're looking for a relationship. I ain't really

900
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 1: feeling it. Here's some of the answers. Argue, just ask

901
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:33,919
Speaker 1: me some relationship or commitment questions, anything, It don't matter. Well,

902
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: where do you think we're going with this relationship? Yeah,

903
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to get down to the doctor's office.

904
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 1: We don't get down now full thirty, I don't get

905
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: back up and ain't gonna get no appointment. Well, listen,

906
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 1: you know I'd like to go out dancing and stuff.

907
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: You told me I was cute, and you know I

908
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 1: was really youthful looking for my age. So you know

909
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 1: I'd like to stay young at hurt and go dancing.

910
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 1: But I'm not you youth for looking for your age.

911
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:08,439
Speaker 1: I look a bit of sick a a matter of fact,

912
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 1: I've never been told I don't look miney. People never

913
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: always thought I was in my nineties. But when we

914
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: first met, you looked good. I thought you were healthy

915
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: and an attractive Yeah. I know, off real fast though,

916
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 1: did not. I just fell off. I'm hanging there with

917
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: you though I still like you. Well, I ain't got

918
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: along well. I mean you're just seventy though. Yeah, but

919
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: I just told you I went to the doctor. Yeah, yeah,

920
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 1: I got fourteen chronicle. Yeah. Is that what all those

921
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: pills on your nightstand in your medicine cabinet. I saw

922
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: six of them is for gout and two of them

923
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: ajar for breathing. We'll see if we got married, and

924
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: stuff I could cook for you, you know, make you healthy.

925
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 1: Meals and things. I can't eat that kind of food,

926
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 1: healthy stuff like vegetables and yeah, and stuff like that.

927
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: I had to eat hospital food. Oh really, really bland.

928
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: I can't have nothing only no seasoning, no people, I

929
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: can't held no, no hollapeno nothing. I can't have nothing

930
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 1: only to be what about hot sauce when when oh no,

931
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 1: the sodium on now now unless you give me some

932
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 1: of that jazz and the brown hotfo I can't really

933
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: but then out of that too, damn hot. Wow. Yeah,

934
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 1: well I didn't think you know, you were that ill

935
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: and everything when I saw Oh, girl, you don't even

936
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: know the half of it. Well, well, maybe you'll go

937
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 1: to church with me. How about that? And we can

938
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 1: let the past to pray over you. Will we pass

939
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: to pass to prayer for me? Really a matter of fact,

940
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 1: I know the path. Oh yeah, we used to have

941
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 1: nightclub to get you in the pastor day baby. Oh

942
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 1: this is before you became a pastor. No, it was

943
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 1: a week four letter recently. Well, when do you think

944
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 1: you're going to retire? Oh, I didn't tell you that

945
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: I'm already to retire. Oh you're retired, because I was thinking,

946
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: you know, maybe we could travel together and you know,

947
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 1: just living nowhere? What? Yeah, I retire, But I didn't

948
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 1: read the paperwork right. They said if you signed up,

949
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: you qualify for your pension in fifteen, and I thought

950
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: they said they're gonna give you fifteen years on page

951
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: I signed up, But he'd be fifteen years before I

952
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: get damn quality. Well, you're gonna have to do something because,

953
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 1: like I said in a letter, I'm not willing to

954
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: wait forever for a commitment. Now, didn't you just hear

955
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 1: me tell you I got fourteen chronicle you gonna be Well,

956
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: you don't think one of these you gonna get me?

957
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 1: I got gout. Well I'm a good catch. Now you

958
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 1: don't want to leave me. You don't want to lose me. No,

959
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 1: you is right about that. You're about to find this

960
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 1: thing and come my way in a long see what

961
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: you want with me? Well you got any friends? Oh?

962
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: Every lay one of them? They all fake? How we

963
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 1: got to be for you? We was in there with

964
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: all the units all right, Listen, we gotta get out

965
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: of here. You can email us guys, or instagram us

966
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter. You're talking to you, miss,

967
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 1: We'll change your mind about man. I'll be here, thank you.

968
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 1: Mister Rogers. Ain't going no where color, ain't got no money. Okay,

969
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 1: well I'll be sitting right here on the poach. Okay. Bye. Anyway,

970
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,880
Speaker 1: email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry

971
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 1: letter at Steve Harvey f M. You're listening to Steve

972
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. It's time for Junior's truth be told.

973
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: I just want to just talk about the links that

974
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 1: I know people will go to to get their check,

975
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: the true to dance. No, let me jay something about

976
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 1: black people. There's nothing we won't do to get our check.

977
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 1: We don't leave our money at the job. Somebody we

978
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 1: know and rebody came up because Jay had left and

979
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 1: his check was sitting up there, and he said, Dog,

980
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:18,720
Speaker 1: before you walk out that room today, put my check

981
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 1: in that draw. Okay. So I thought about the list

982
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 1: that I know black people will go to to get

983
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 1: the check. I don't care if we at court, Dog,

984
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 1: I'm in court rule number seven. When you leave that

985
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 1: job today, I might be in front of the judge,

986
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: walk through that little swivel dog, hand me my check.

987
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 1: Don't say nothing. I don't care what level it is. Check.

988
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:49,760
Speaker 1: Look here, dog, I'm having surgery at eight thirty. We'd

989
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 1: rule number three. I might be open, I might be under,

990
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 1: but place that check in my right two fingers and

991
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm a driffing. But what I can't do it leave

992
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 1: my money this dog job. Hey man, they wait, Yeah,

993
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: I want at the stage. Put it between them two fingers.

994
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 1: The one's gonna lock. But what bring me my check

995
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 1: when I wake up? When I come through in recovery,

996
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have my check in my hand. I don't

997
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 1: care if you if you had a funeral. Yeah, if

998
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,960
Speaker 1: I'm up there at the casket at the grave, shake

999
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 1: before you leave that office this Thursday, come back, come

1000
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: by the grave, y'all. But we're the second family. Call

1001
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 1: lay my check on the backseat. I just when I

1002
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 1: come back here, I should see my check that I

1003
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 1: don't care what it is. You got to bring us

1004
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 1: our check the doge where they're not gonna leave it.

1005
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: I don't care where you go. Hey man, Look man,

1006
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: I'm calling in sick. I'm going to the trail rat.

1007
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: We're in the third wagon. I'll be in the back cooking.

1008
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 1: Ride your called next to this horse and bring me

1009
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: no way we leave it our check. We're not we

1010
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: got to get paid with that. Nothing wrong with it.

1011
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 1: Nothing that don't change at no level. No, I don't

1012
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 1: trust can see their money. Already got money. You can't

1013
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:46,600
Speaker 1: bleeding it in with nothing. I don't know if it's money.

1014
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 1: You know, seriously, man, I got so you can't cheat

1015
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 1: me out of now nickel. I want to see my check.

1016
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 1: I put it in now. Okay, but that direct deposit? No?

1017
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 1: All right, more of this hazy, ignorant show. Steve Harvey

1018
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1019
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm becoming my parents and Jay and Steve Harvey are

1020
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:15,880
Speaker 1: are letting us know that they're saying things to the

1021
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 1: same thing. We haven't come up with nothing new. You

1022
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 1: got one, Steed, you got one. Scratch on that wall

1023
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:24,840
Speaker 1: is scratch on your head? You better say it. That's me. Now,

1024
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:35,639
Speaker 1: put a scratch on that wall. Scratch on yeah, scratch

1025
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 1: on that wall. That means you really want to scratch

1026
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 1: on you behind? If you scratch that wall, right, how

1027
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: about it. I don't know if it could be done,

1028
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 1: but I damn never got beat to what I thought

1029
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 1: it was gonna come up. I will beat all all

1030
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 1: the black hawk you said that I will. I will

1031
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 1: be like all the black that you standing in that

1032
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: refrigerator dough like you bought. So what's what's the time living? No,

1033
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 1: you gotta get in and get out. I like it.

1034
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 1: Somebody needs to tell me why all these lights is on.

1035
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:33,720
Speaker 1: I need to know that. That's my husband. Yeah, I

1036
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:37,599
Speaker 1: need to know why all these lights is on. Yeah,

1037
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:50,960
Speaker 1: we're becoming our parents. I'm tired. Cass Juliora. Okay, this

1038
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 1: this is dedicated to Carling. This is pat boldness. Love mama.

1039
01:10:00,479 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 1: If you can humm me, you can hear men about

1040
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: to make me cry. If you can hum, you can't

1041
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:20,400
Speaker 1: hear me. Oh, mama was a heavy, little heavy, you know,

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Speaker 1: little heavy. I'm gonna stock aside. So this is her pattern.

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01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:29,200
Speaker 1: Don't make me run after you, and she couldn't run anyway,

1044
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 1: But don't make me run after you. You know you

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01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 1: didn't want that. Let me gonna walk back and take

1046
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:43,479
Speaker 1: this because it ain't gonna be nice. That's what it

1047
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:51,160
Speaker 1: is dedicated to. Shirley's mama, Miss Helen, sit down. Everyone

1048
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:56,800
Speaker 1: has seen you and you do it too. Yeah you

1049
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:10,880
Speaker 1: So everybody put a little show here that get out

1050
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: of this room, looking in my mouth when I talk,

1051
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:21,680
Speaker 1: because it ain't nobody talking to you. This is this

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01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:29,559
Speaker 1: is problem for yes Ja. Yes, we are becoming our parent,

1053
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:36,519
Speaker 1: Steve looking down my throat wide talking to what you got, Steve,

1054
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: keep on, keep on acting cute. See how cute your daddy?

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01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:47,280
Speaker 1: Thank you when you get home from work? Whoa slick?

1056
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 1: Get in here, slick. Then cut out all this cute. Okay,

1057
01:11:54,240 --> 01:12:02,360
Speaker 1: your mama said, yeah, and your daddy hit home. Hey on,

1058
01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:06,800
Speaker 1: we're becoming our parents. Definitely becoming a pan all right,

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01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 1: we'll be right back with more of the Steve Harvey

1060
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to show. We were talking about,

1061
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:18,560
Speaker 1: you know, when the best time to break up with

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01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:21,760
Speaker 1: someone is during this holiday season. You guys said it

1063
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:26,439
Speaker 1: was definitely, and even Steve agreed after Thanksgiving? What did

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01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:28,560
Speaker 1: you say? How to do it? Steve? I think you

1065
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 1: should break up. You know at Halloween. It's the best

1066
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 1: time to break up because we've missed that window. Ye,

1067
01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 1: and you break up on Halloween, coach, that's the way. Hey,

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01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 1: I'm leaving boot and then do it like that. You

1069
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 1: scared me? Yeah, and get on out. I thought you

1070
01:12:47,439 --> 01:12:50,719
Speaker 1: was playing no. And then if you if you're gonna

1071
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 1: see your number two on Thanksgiving, then you got to

1072
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 1: go early in the morning. Nine thirty. Just stuck my

1073
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,240
Speaker 1: head in check on, y'all. I'm gonna come back and

1074
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: get a plate. Ever come back or go over there

1075
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:07,160
Speaker 1: at halftime. Halftime you're making a liquor stoe run that

1076
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:11,640
Speaker 1: deep in the hood or Craigs is open selling? All right?

1077
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:13,680
Speaker 1: And then Tommy had some tips as well. What do

1078
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 1: you have Tommy? This is for women. If you catch

1079
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 1: your man cheating, don't leave him, keep back, show him

1080
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:24,080
Speaker 1: you support what he does. You see what I'm saying.

1081
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:35,400
Speaker 1: Show him you support what he does. That's that's new.

1082
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:41,040
Speaker 1: I hate that. I love the stupidity that comes out

1083
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:46,840
Speaker 1: of the show. That's why Dallas brought us back. I

1084
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:49,840
Speaker 1: really hate that about myself. Yeah, all right, Look, we

1085
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,640
Speaker 1: got more of the shenanigans and stupidity coming up on

1086
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,920
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show and some trending news at

1087
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're

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01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:02,680
Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. A right, Steve, you sir

1089
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 1: said you don't like watching your beautiful grandkids, and they

1090
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,840
Speaker 1: are beautiful they are and why what is that about

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01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:13,960
Speaker 1: the lead? I don't like watching them. I don't have

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01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,479
Speaker 1: a lot of time. Shouldn't have been here. Always gotta

1093
01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 1: tell him something, boy, get out off of them, stop

1094
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:24,400
Speaker 1: pulling her half? Why y'all argut? Papa Rose won't let me?

1095
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:28,200
Speaker 1: Well your baby, you don't need to look in hill.

1096
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 1: But I don't like pepper pig lass cartoons. I'm looking

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01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 1: pig sitting up in hill, Papa, Let's watch Pepper Pig.

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01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:41,000
Speaker 1: Papa don't like people understand Papa like watching Sports Center

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01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:45,759
Speaker 1: and seeing it and Netflix. That's what I'm gonna watch. Brave, Papa.

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01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,599
Speaker 1: I want to drink of that. You can't drink mccallu.

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01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:55,280
Speaker 1: And don't ask me no damn Scotch. Where is Marjorie?

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01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:58,000
Speaker 1: That's why they'd be having me watching that? Papa. We

1103
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:02,400
Speaker 1: want a bad time story. You're I don't know, nod

1104
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:08,439
Speaker 1: you know, but they don't beat. They ain't none that

1105
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:11,519
Speaker 1: kids post to him? Do they lead the kids with you,

1106
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:13,760
Speaker 1: like like lead the house and just yeah, you know,

1107
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,840
Speaker 1: they'll go to no booze or something they know I

1108
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 1: don't want to go. Then they're watching, okay, watching kids,

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01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,639
Speaker 1: So I don't put them in the movie theater room.

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01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:24,280
Speaker 1: I got the big screen. All I got cartoons, I

1111
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:27,160
Speaker 1: mean little movies, you know, the Incredibles, and all this

1112
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 1: year they gonna talk and ask questions all damn yeah,

1113
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,880
Speaker 1: I leave, and then they're coming here and proper Emily

1114
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 1: Dan who is Emmaly dog? I don't know none of

1115
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:42,960
Speaker 1: these right here. I don't like none of the matter.

1116
01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:47,559
Speaker 1: And then my kids, because I'm bought all of the iPads. Dad,

1117
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:50,479
Speaker 1: we don't want our children raised on iPad. Quit dropping

1118
01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:53,680
Speaker 1: them off over here. But they need the iPad for

1119
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:57,360
Speaker 1: they need somebody to talk to other than me. And see,

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Speaker 1: your kids, aren't your grandkids vegan or something? Two of

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01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 1: them vegan. That's another thing coming in here. Cary left

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01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:10,200
Speaker 1: b J. Whitney one time. Yeah, well he came in

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Speaker 1: my office. I was eating some ribs and I gave it,

1124
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 1: you know, and he was just over Joe. His eyes

1125
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:22,840
Speaker 1: got big. He kept looking at any. Didn't eat it

1126
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 1: a little bit more, Dinny, look at it, didn't eat

1127
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:28,240
Speaker 1: a little bit more. Carl came in here, Dadny, what

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Speaker 1: did you give him? I said, eating the real He

1129
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:36,800
Speaker 1: don't eat meat. I said, yes, he did right now,

1130
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Speaker 1: And we don't do that at our house. You ain't

1131
01:16:40,439 --> 01:16:46,280
Speaker 1: at your house coming in here asking me man and

1132
01:16:47,439 --> 01:16:51,200
Speaker 1: raised the kid. Watch these kids. I watched these kids

1133
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:55,120
Speaker 1: like I won't to how long they've been in the

1134
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:59,160
Speaker 1: water until they look like prude. You have to bathe

1135
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,439
Speaker 1: them and all of the wild. Hey, let me tell

1136
01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:03,400
Speaker 1: you no. I put them in the swimming pool with

1137
01:17:03,439 --> 01:17:06,960
Speaker 1: their little raft round. They can't they can't climb out

1138
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,320
Speaker 1: of it, and they can't fall. You can move around

1139
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:14,240
Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next to our last break of

1140
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:17,760
Speaker 1: the day, and Steve will have some closing remarks. All

1141
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:20,240
Speaker 1: that's coming up at forty nine after the hour. Right

1142
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:25,960
Speaker 1: after this you're listening here we are, last break of

1143
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,599
Speaker 1: the day, last break of the day, with just one

1144
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:30,840
Speaker 1: more thing, Steve, I'm glad for one. I think we

1145
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:34,120
Speaker 1: all are that your closing remarks are back. Yeah, they're

1146
01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 1: always inspirational. You always motivate us to do something. Really,

1147
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:42,320
Speaker 1: I was just now I don't want to sound you know,

1148
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:45,960
Speaker 1: but anyway, what I was just asking God, what what

1149
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:50,000
Speaker 1: could I do more? What what could I do? And

1150
01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:52,000
Speaker 1: it was just put on my heart to share more,

1151
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,320
Speaker 1: you know, start take some moment out at the beginning

1152
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:58,040
Speaker 1: and the clothes of the show and just try to

1153
01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:00,720
Speaker 1: encourage more people. You know, I've loved learned so much

1154
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:04,320
Speaker 1: over the years. You know, I've had a tough goal

1155
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,920
Speaker 1: of it as many of you have. Mine. Ain't my

1156
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:10,120
Speaker 1: story animal richer or deeper than nobody else's. So I

1157
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,599
Speaker 1: just try to share the information that I've actually learned,

1158
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 1: because I've learned a lot. And one of the things

1159
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:22,479
Speaker 1: that I've learned is about when to start. You know,

1160
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,400
Speaker 1: whenever you come up with an idea or a thought

1161
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:28,880
Speaker 1: or move you want to make, or something comes from

1162
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:34,320
Speaker 1: your imagination, the thing that I find that stops people

1163
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:41,360
Speaker 1: oftentimes is when do I start. Now, here's the thing

1164
01:18:41,479 --> 01:18:46,759
Speaker 1: with starting. What people do is they delay the start

1165
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:53,280
Speaker 1: by overthinking it. And if you overthink something, guess what

1166
01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:57,920
Speaker 1: will eventually and you overexplain it to other people. Eventually

1167
01:18:58,479 --> 01:19:01,000
Speaker 1: the how it won't work is going to come up.

1168
01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:04,599
Speaker 1: So you have this fabulous idea that you've thought of, right,

1169
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,840
Speaker 1: and then you shared with some people and he said, man,

1170
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go do this, and you start talking it

1171
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,439
Speaker 1: over and you start thinking it through and you share

1172
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:13,760
Speaker 1: it with more people. The more people you shared with,

1173
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:16,200
Speaker 1: and the more people and the more you think it through,

1174
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:20,240
Speaker 1: you know what, you keep coming up with the mishaps,

1175
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:22,720
Speaker 1: the things that can go wrong, and you end up

1176
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 1: delaying the start. The other thing that happens is people

1177
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,679
Speaker 1: try to line all they ducks up in a row

1178
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:31,960
Speaker 1: before they start so they can just go on and

1179
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:36,759
Speaker 1: start knocking them down. That's a mistake because that almost

1180
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:41,400
Speaker 1: never ever happens. I have yet to see any deal

1181
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:45,560
Speaker 1: I've ever done, any project i've started, go just the

1182
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,200
Speaker 1: way I thought it was gonna go. I have never

1183
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:52,240
Speaker 1: seen that. I have yet to close a deal that

1184
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:57,599
Speaker 1: just with smoothly, no wrinkles, no bumps, no nothing. I've

1185
01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:03,080
Speaker 1: never seen that. So when you're waiting to start and

1186
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:07,160
Speaker 1: then the naysayers hit and you're waiting to start to

1187
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:12,200
Speaker 1: get your ducks lined up in the row, you're delaying

1188
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:16,400
Speaker 1: the process. You know when the best time to start

1189
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:24,720
Speaker 1: is right now, because right now alleviates procrastination. If you

1190
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,560
Speaker 1: wait on the ducks to get lined up in the

1191
01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:31,280
Speaker 1: role and you're listening to the naysayers, procrastination has already

1192
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,719
Speaker 1: set in and taken place, and oftentimes it takes hold.

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01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:37,600
Speaker 1: So what I found is when I come up with

1194
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:45,840
Speaker 1: the idea, I start the process. Now I start the process. Now, look, man,

1195
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:50,080
Speaker 1: you can easily do that. It's simple things. What stops

1196
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,800
Speaker 1: people is you try to figure out all the way through.

1197
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:55,639
Speaker 1: You have this goal that you got and you say, okay,

1198
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. Then if I do that, then

1199
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,679
Speaker 1: if I do that, and then you get stuck because

1200
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,920
Speaker 1: you go, well what happens after that? Because you've never

1201
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:04,800
Speaker 1: been in that area before, you've never gone down that road,

1202
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:07,920
Speaker 1: so the unknown strikes you. And then because you can't

1203
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,960
Speaker 1: figure out what you do when you get to the unknown,

1204
01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:13,240
Speaker 1: you stop. So now you couldn't line up all your

1205
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:16,840
Speaker 1: ducks in the road, so the process to success is delayed. Again,

1206
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:20,759
Speaker 1: stop doing that to yourself. In twenty eighteen, y'all start

1207
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:26,439
Speaker 1: now do it now. What you have to do next

1208
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:31,920
Speaker 1: will be shown to you. It'll your first step will

1209
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:36,040
Speaker 1: lead you to the stat second step. Now, sometimes on

1210
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:38,320
Speaker 1: your journey you make a bad turn. You gotta make it.

1211
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,160
Speaker 1: You turn and come back and cross over the other

1212
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:43,080
Speaker 1: bridge instead of going that way. But until you take

1213
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:46,640
Speaker 1: one step, you'll never know where the next turn is.

1214
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 1: If it's a fark in the road, if it's a

1215
01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:51,439
Speaker 1: you turn, if it's a been, if it's a valley,

1216
01:21:51,479 --> 01:21:54,679
Speaker 1: if it's a mountain, You got to start today. Stop

1217
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:57,320
Speaker 1: delaying at everybody. Whatever it is you want to do,

1218
01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:03,519
Speaker 1: start today. You may be surprised that you can actually

1219
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:07,719
Speaker 1: get yourself further than you thought you could with nobody

1220
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:10,920
Speaker 1: else's help. Now, in order to be successful, you're gonna

1221
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:15,599
Speaker 1: need somebody's help. But to start, oftentimes you just need yourself.

1222
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:22,880
Speaker 1: Start the process. God will show you the way. He

1223
01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:28,040
Speaker 1: really will. He always has. I say this often to people,

1224
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:33,920
Speaker 1: God will get you through. For everybody's listening right now,

1225
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:39,240
Speaker 1: name one thing that God hasn't gotten you through. And

1226
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:43,120
Speaker 1: if He hasn't gotten you through it, he's currently pulling

1227
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:45,640
Speaker 1: you through it right now. And you know how I

1228
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:50,679
Speaker 1: know because you're listening to the radio. How you listening

1229
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:54,479
Speaker 1: to the radio. It's because he's pulling you through something

1230
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:58,240
Speaker 1: right now. He's gotten you through all the other stuff,

1231
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:03,840
Speaker 1: but he's pulling you through right now. If you start

1232
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:09,280
Speaker 1: the process, God will pull you through. But you'll never

1233
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:15,599
Speaker 1: know until you start. Make twenty eighteen the year starting

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01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:21,559
Speaker 1: something great in your life. Start start something great. Don't

1235
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:24,559
Speaker 1: participate in no mess this year. Stay out of mess.

1236
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:30,599
Speaker 1: You know what mess is. Mess looks like it ain't right,

1237
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:35,240
Speaker 1: it don't feel good, it don't sound good. It's mess.

1238
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:39,920
Speaker 1: Stay out of mess this year. Remove yourself from messy

1239
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:44,719
Speaker 1: situations so you can move in the right direction. Start

1240
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:47,880
Speaker 1: this year, man, make it happen. Okay, start today. That's

1241
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:50,560
Speaker 1: the best time. Thank y'all for listening. I hope that

1242
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:58,880
Speaker 1: helps you. Thank you. Right, yeah, all right, take us home. Well, y'all,

1243
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:02,840
Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Close your clothes to have a

1244
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:06,320
Speaker 1: good weekend. We just let him slid, yeah close, yeah,

1245
01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:08,960
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, we give him a pay Yeah. Happy Thursday.

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