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Speaker 1: Another on the twenties. Hello, Hey is this Barry? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hey Barry, my name is Christian. I'm calling to confirm

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Speaker 1: your cruise on Cruises next week. Oh cool. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: so it looks like you and your partner James will

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Speaker 1: be going. Uh yeah, my friend James. Yeah, it's okay

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Speaker 1: to stay partner, totally fine with me. We're looking forward

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Speaker 1: to having you on our ship. Thanks. So, hey, can

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Speaker 1: I ask you a personal question? Maybe? So must be

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Speaker 1: pretty serious with you guys, Ryan, I mean, are you

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Speaker 1: guys like engaged, are you getting married or anything? How

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Speaker 1: long he has been together? No? No, James a friend

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Speaker 1: of mine. Well, I mean you're you're going on this

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Speaker 1: cruise together, though, I might. What kind of cruise did

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Speaker 1: he book? Oh he booked it. You didn't book it? No?

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Speaker 1: He host sweetie, sweetie, Yeah, this is a gay cruise.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, listen, listen, listen, listen. Are you in the

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Speaker 1: like the room with your disapproving parents or something? Don't worry.

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Speaker 1: You can be loud and proud on this spot. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not. He just booked for cruise. He had to have. Um,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to rebook it. Man, you've never been

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Speaker 1: on one of our cruises on Lady Gaga Night. It

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Speaker 1: is so much fun. Look, Christian, this is clearly a

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Speaker 1: gay cruise. Yeah, I'm not gay. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: go on this cruise. Hey, listen, I know how you're feeling.

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Speaker 1: You book a gay cruise with your friend to see

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Speaker 1: if you like it, then you get on board, and

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Speaker 1: then you get on board. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Not book this cruise. No, I don't know what you mean.

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Speaker 1: I didn't book this cruise. You didn't book it, and

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Speaker 1: it was a mistake. You didn't book it because you

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Speaker 1: were curious. I didn't book it at all. James book did. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is so cute. This is so cute. We can

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Speaker 1: just go ahead and call a spade a spade and

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Speaker 1: say that's your partner, James, and you guys are gonna

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Speaker 1: come on our little cruise and you're gonna have a

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Speaker 1: great time and we're gonna play all kinds of twister.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not coming on the cruise. Oh yes you

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Speaker 1: will be. That's gonna have a great time on the cruise.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not gay. I'm not going on a gay cruise.

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Speaker 1: You'll go on this You'll go on this cruise they're

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Speaker 1: all come down there right now, wherever you are, and

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Speaker 1: spank your bottom. Just to me, is this seriously calling me?

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Speaker 1: You cannot call me? And so you're going to spank

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Speaker 1: my bottom? Yes, I will. I will bend you over

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Speaker 1: the counter, and I will just spank you three times,

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Speaker 1: one for who you want to be, one for who

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Speaker 1: you think you are in, one for good measure, just

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Speaker 1: to let you know not to screw around. And I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you one more time. I am not gay.

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Speaker 1: I don't like du everybody's not gay until they've tried it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not true. Read a book. I'm serious. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to talk to your partner James about

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Speaker 1: it then and get back. We're talking to my friend

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Speaker 1: James about this. You can be sure you probably want

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Speaker 1: to do it. We talked to him. We're going to

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Speaker 1: cancel this cruise. Yeah, go ahead and take him out

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Speaker 1: of the candlelight dinner and sit across the room and

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Speaker 1: talk about your cruise because we know what why are

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Speaker 1: you putting no neither cross Man like this is not

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Speaker 1: my fault or my proct because this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the morning I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, dude, your buddy James set you up. I

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Speaker 1: was like, how are it going this far? You're gonna

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Speaker 1: sang my bottom? Man. He said, you guys booked a

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Speaker 1: cruise together. He was just messing with you that it

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Speaker 1: was a gay cruise. Oh my god, I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure that this is a bring now. I'm

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Speaker 1: literally going to call the cruise company after this and

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Speaker 1: make sure it because like, no, I'm freaked out, because

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Speaker 1: do you want to be on the cruise I was

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Speaker 1: talking about, don't you? Okay? Yeah, come down there, thank you,

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Speaker 1: you're not me? Yeah. Wake up every morning with Jube

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Speaker 1: Taps Weeks ninety two point five