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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad.

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Speaker 2: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get

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Speaker 2: away with.

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Speaker 3: That, but they're about to get busted.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 3: Some children will end up on the Naughty List this

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Speaker 3: year because they talked back to their parents or sold

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Speaker 3: their mommy's underwear to strangers on Craigslist. But listen, some

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Speaker 3: adults will end up on the Naughty List too because

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Speaker 3: they did other unspeakable things that may have also involved

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Speaker 3: mommy's undeser strangers.

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Speaker 1: Crazy.

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Speaker 3: But that's why we created this segment called Busted, so

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Speaker 3: we could hear the stories about how your past loves

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Speaker 3: put themselves on the Naughty List by being unfaithful.

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Speaker 1: Because shaming your exes for their dumb life choices, that's

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Speaker 1: what the holidays are really about.

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Speaker 3: So let's start off the celebration today with Nathan. Nathan

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Speaker 3: tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So, my community has like a neighborhood watch program, and

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Speaker 2: one night I wake up because my phone has an

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Speaker 2: alert and it said suspicious activity in the community behind

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Speaker 2: the garden, which actually is pretty close to my house.

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Speaker 2: You're heavily involved in the neighborhood, Yeah, you know, we

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Speaker 2: take care of everybody. So I go look outside the

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Speaker 2: window and already there are neighbors out there with flashlights.

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Speaker 2: And then I hear police sirens and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to miss a good time, so.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and I.

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Speaker 2: Go there to see what's happening, and I'm standing there

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Speaker 2: horrified to find my girlfriend there half naked in the

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Speaker 2: tool shed.

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Speaker 1: She just likes to get more spiritual with the plant. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. Apparently it's a movie.

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Speaker 2: Standing there with her hooking up with her? Is my

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Speaker 2: neighbor Dave?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 2: No, but it's worse because he's like twenty five years

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Speaker 2: older than me. He is literally retired and on Social Security,

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Speaker 2: just hanging out at his sea patch all day.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she heard them you had green thumbs and

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Speaker 3: she was like, oh, I want to get to know

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Speaker 3: that money.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I had no idea.

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Speaker 2: That's where you go to pick up chicks a garden

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Speaker 2: like carrots, okay, of all kinds, diamonds, real ones.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Should have said, yeah, you just stop talking and we

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Speaker 3: keep going to the next person.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk to Cassidy.

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Speaker 4: Here.

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Speaker 1: Tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 5: All right, So my girlfriend at the time used to

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Speaker 5: listen to a popular dating podcast.

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Speaker 1: Okay, art, and I know that's why I said, Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not you. No, no, no, yes.

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Speaker 5: So the female host is playing a voicemail message from

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Speaker 5: listeners who are calling in with questions.

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Speaker 1: You know, like you guys do Okay, do.

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Speaker 5: I recognize my girlfriend's voice?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's not good that she's calling a dating pot.

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Speaker 2: Guess what's the question?

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's like, what should I get you for your birthday? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well no, she actually wasn't asking questions. She was

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Speaker 5: calling in to give advice to other listeners.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: This also doesn't feel bad.

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Speaker 5: Until you hear what she said.

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Speaker 4: What she says.

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Speaker 5: If your significant other ever texts you where are you quote,

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Speaker 5: just say you're out a yoga class even if you're not.

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Speaker 1: Flexibility is key, sketchy, little sketchy, But it doesn't mean

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Speaker 1: she's cheating.

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Speaker 3: I do agree with like the flexibility thing.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it could have been innocent, but now I have

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Speaker 5: in my head. And a few nights later, she leaves

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Speaker 5: my place, so I follow her.

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Speaker 2: Yep, she goes.

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Speaker 5: Into an apartment complex, so I text her.

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Speaker 4: Where are you?

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Speaker 1: That's what she said. Guys.

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Speaker 2: Of course she says, I'm a yoga class.

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Speaker 1: They could be doing yoga in the apartment they are. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh.

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Speaker 3: God, what happened?

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Speaker 5: Yes she may have been, but ten minutes later she

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Speaker 5: walks out with another woman, holding hands and kissing.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's not a yoga move.

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Speaker 5: No, nobody's going to trust their yoga people a couple of.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Cassidy, I'm sorry to hear that, but thank you

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Speaker 3: for sharing. Finally, let's talk to Gustav. Tell us how

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Speaker 3: you busted jer significant other.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend and I were at a wedding together, okay,

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Speaker 2: and she told.

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Speaker 4: Me she had to go take some picks with the

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Speaker 4: bride and her friends. That makes sense, supers, I forget

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Speaker 4: bride hate photos.

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Speaker 1: That's I don't believe it. Anyway, keep going.

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Speaker 4: So I'm like cool, that's cool, like y'all. And I

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Speaker 4: was drunk, dancing, having a good thig there until I

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Speaker 4: realized that a ton of time.

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Speaker 1: Go buy who like four days?

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Speaker 4: How far it felt like four days? It was like

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Speaker 4: probably an hour and a half.

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Speaker 1: That's a long time. Okay, So you go looking.

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Speaker 4: For her, right, I was like looking around, Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: was where was she. She wasn't around, So I basically

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Speaker 4: found her stumbling out of a photo booth and her

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Speaker 4: neck was all red and it was shift like she'd

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Speaker 4: been having a makeout session for like the last hour

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Speaker 4: and a half. She'd been missing.

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Speaker 1: Wait did you see the other person?

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Speaker 4: Well, they went out the other side, apparently, because when

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Speaker 4: I looked in there, there was nobody in there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So did the photos come out and you saw something?

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Speaker 1: That's smart?

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Speaker 4: Brook? I didn't see the photos, and I wish I would.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like they're actually taking any photos in there, Brookes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't.

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Speaker 5: This is the difference between a guy catching a cheater

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Speaker 5: and a photo history on the machine.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I would have called the company.

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Speaker 3: Yeah original, I mean, I don't think they would want

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Speaker 3: to document the cheating.

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Speaker 1: But did you talk to her?

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Speaker 4: What's the funny? She said she was the victim of

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Speaker 4: a crazy dog attack.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, those happened in photo booths. A lot of

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Speaker 1: crazy dogs at weddings, linking me. Yeah, okay, I don't

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Speaker 1: know why she didn't just go with she had an

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Speaker 1: allergic reaction to a feather. Boa again, women are better, yeah, exactly, Well,

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Speaker 1: at least that's too bad that story had a happy ending.

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Speaker 3: You can hit up our textboard at seven eighty five

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Speaker 3: nine two if you have a funny story about how

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Speaker 3: you caught your ex cheating.

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Speaker 1: You could be on the next edition of Busted. We

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Speaker 1: got your Phone Tap coming up right after this