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Speaker 1: Hi is this Carly? Hi? Yes, this is Carly, Carly,

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Speaker 1: how are you. My name is Tarrar pens Ley and

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Speaker 1: Thanks to meet you. H that's a very interesting name.

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Speaker 1: It's Tarrar. Yes, t E R R A R. If

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Speaker 1: you a little bit more. So, tell me, did you

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, what do you mean? Did I win the lottery? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, good honest work. I guess me. My husband

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Speaker 1: I know that I just met you, tar Yes, Tarrar, Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I'm just joking, God, what is your deal? Man? Like,

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Speaker 1: like it would hurt. Yeah, I hope it would, Tarar.

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Speaker 1: That mama joke, that is a good one. It's the

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Speaker 1: That's a good suggestion, Jason, and my mama listens every day,

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Speaker 1: up on some of my elementary school your mama jokes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I used to love that on the playground, Jason, did

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Speaker 1: I guess this will be a good one. Good job

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Speaker 1: I wanted another. You wanta jo Jason? Okay, you're ready? Yes, yea,

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Speaker 1: all right. Your mama is so ugly. Your mom is

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Speaker 1: this week's free style Friday. I'm shaking in my boots

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Speaker 1: He chose your mama jokes. That's why we started like that.

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Speaker 1: have Evans mom. How about that? WHOA? All right, Jason,

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. I can't be stopped right now. UM,

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Speaker 1: I have to go last because I won Freestyle Friday

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Speaker 1: last week. Did you guys hear that? Are you GLOWT?

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Speaker 1: I won? I mean last week? Mute is not really

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Speaker 1: All the beats Freestyle Friday are English Evan originals. He

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Speaker 1: Now what you're going to SoundCloud? Now? I do. It's blush.

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Speaker 1: Oh capital letters sounds this time, all right, lush on

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Speaker 1: here's the beat, and we're rapping about your mama. Your mama, Yo, mamma, yo, mama,

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Speaker 1: you want to go first? Alex? Already? All right, enough strong,

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Speaker 1: Listen the Jason. Don't look at Alex. Okay, turn around,

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Speaker 1: let's do it, Evan. H Your mama's so nasty. She

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Speaker 1: can never find lovin, so she moved to another country

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Speaker 1: two things in common. Forty year old version, and she's

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Speaker 1: still making you raman. Your mom's so old and living

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Speaker 1: Jubil You have no idea how much I want to

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Speaker 1: is you for all the trauma. That's not even a joke,

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Speaker 1: that's a true statement. Why do you think you weren't

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Speaker 1: that free style your mama jokes. It was like a diary,

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Speaker 1: year old Vesion, you nameled it. Jason, what do you

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Speaker 1: think about that? That was nasty. I think I'm nasty

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Speaker 1: about you wanted to in someone's face, my mom's face,

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Speaker 1: though she kind of deserves it. Alex has never my mom.

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Speaker 1: Alex and I are married. If you didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: just so I could see if you would actually all right,

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Speaker 1: then let's see what you got us going to be?

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Speaker 1: Are you no? I agree with you. That will be hard.

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Speaker 1: Here you go, even't are you ready? So ready? No

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Speaker 1: more sucking? Ready? Okay, here we go. Even't Alex your mama.

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Speaker 1: She felt like Parana Jubil your mama. She should have

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Speaker 1: swallowed Alex your mama. She's crazy like Jeffrey Dahma. Jubil

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Speaker 1: your mama, the opposite of Vascala Alex your mama for

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Speaker 1: a dolla. Jubil your mama. Big is like Obama. Both

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Speaker 1: your Mama's ugly. I love the awkward pause and then ugly.

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Speaker 1: What do you think? Not bad? Yeah? Okay, okay, that

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Speaker 1: was okay, I've heard you God, yeah, I think it

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, really like, this is the

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Speaker 1: best one ever. I'm like, whoa, you got no more sucking? Ready?

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Speaker 1: Suck no more event? Okay? Why did you drink some

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Speaker 1: All right, it's my turn now, I guess. Yeah, Now

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Speaker 1: you gotta give yourself an intro because you won last week.

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Speaker 1: That's right, When you win free Soft Friday, you get

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Speaker 1: I won last week. I don't know if I told

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Speaker 1: you guys that, you guys remember, just just go okay,

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Speaker 1: Joe Super Show Free South Friday. Every single Friday, you

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Speaker 1: give us random sopping and we spit a super hot

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Speaker 1: really terrible intro. I'm gonna try one more, no more ready, Joe,

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Speaker 1: Free Star Friday. Why you're on the Jukes Show. Last week,

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Speaker 1: Jubil came out of the gate with a hot verse

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Speaker 1: of pot potatoes and he was a winner this week's champions.

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Speaker 1: That's why he's coming to the mike last to spin

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Speaker 1: his versus by your mama jokes, let's go better better.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how he won last week. I know,

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Speaker 1: yeah this up? Oh here we go, okay, both your

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Speaker 1: mama smelled like dude, dude, dumb dumbs Two by the

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Speaker 1: time you turned to year age was already double their iQue.

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Speaker 1: Evanmon stupid, that's the truth. Her computer wasn't working, so

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Speaker 1: Alex's mom, that's my mother in law. Been ridden by

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Speaker 1: more people than a playground. Sees saw even Dusby, like whoa,

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Speaker 1: what's the rush? Had more homeless men honor than a

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Speaker 1: seat on a public bus. Evans Mama, Oh, yeah, that

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Speaker 1: I mentioned. She's not smart, has to google recipes on

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Speaker 1: of them were good this week so far? Yeah good, Jason,

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Speaker 1: who do you think won this week's freestyle Friday? They

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Speaker 1: were all really good. It's a tough choice, they were

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Speaker 1: to heaven. Right you tried. I think that's last honorable

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Speaker 1: mention last in my book, Alex, I felt like you

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Speaker 1: had some really going great insults, but I gotta get

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Speaker 1: it up to Jewels kidding me so much more with

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Speaker 1: Alex is angry. Wow, Sir, I agree, Okay, we need

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Speaker 1: a new judge. We need judge. Who are we getting

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Speaker 1: these judges over? They're just calling in, you know, Jason,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you? How good they buying? She's as like,

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Speaker 1: screw you, well, thank you very much, Jason. I'll go

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Speaker 1: ahead and take my vid Oh my god, I'll take

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Speaker 1: my victory lap now. Thanks Jason. Hey, you're welcome. You're welcome, Joe,

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Speaker 1: did you got that? Was crazy? Two weeks to the row.

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Speaker 1: Jubil one Freestyle Friday. Last week it was potatoes and

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Speaker 1: this week it was about Idaho, but not the state.

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Speaker 1: Both Alex and Ingle said, Mamas, I lost it a

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Speaker 1: Find out who wins next week Next Friday, the Free

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Speaker 1: Style Friday. It's a Jewel show, The Jewbil Show on

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Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio. Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time for

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secrets. Well maybe it's not yours, but

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Speaker 1: We'll let you say anything you want. To say, you

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Speaker 1: can just spiel the tea all over us if you want. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's spell that tea. Towe that good, sweet hot tea

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Speaker 1: Magic Dragon? Puff? How are you? Hell? Yeah, I'm great,

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Speaker 1: So what's up, Puff the Magic Dragon? You have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I do so. Yeah. My brother would

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Speaker 1: Yeah of your brother, not quite um, but yeah, so

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Speaker 1: little bit, but like you know, siblings are very protective.

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Speaker 1: They are a very protective will do crazy things like

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Speaker 1: that to get somebody out of their life. Okay, exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't like. I want him to

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Speaker 1: find a good person, and the girls that he's finding

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Speaker 1: and dating are just not it. And I get that again,

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Speaker 1: he's given them STDs maybe so you know you're also

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Speaker 1: the out yea. So she stopped talking to him and

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Speaker 1: then like did he tell you? Yeah? You? I mean,

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Speaker 1: he was bummed out about it, but he's he's back to,

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Speaker 1: you know, dating other people. You know, well, is it

427
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Speaker 1: always an STD or do you use different angles? No,

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Speaker 1: Like one time I told a girl that he was

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Speaker 1: violent with me. Wo, I think he's gonna end up

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Speaker 1: in jail eventually if you keep going. Yeah, maybe that

431
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Speaker 1: one wasn't the best, but yeah, it's just like so

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Speaker 1: these girls don't say anything to him, like, hey, this

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Speaker 1: girl messaged me and said that you have an STD,

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Speaker 1: so I'm not going to see anymore. Or hey, this

435
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Speaker 1: girl message me and says that you have like, so

436
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna see you anymore. Like I mean, some

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Speaker 1: girls have talked to him about it, like they they've

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Speaker 1: shown him the message and then he's he obviously doesn't

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Speaker 1: know who it is, but he you know, he has

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Speaker 1: to let them know. Um. Yeah. Other other times, uh,

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Speaker 1: the girls have called him up and being really upset

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Speaker 1: and you know, telling him that you know, he's done

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Speaker 1: ever I said at the time, Um, and he is

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Speaker 1: really confused. So he's he's talked to me about it,

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Speaker 1: but he has no ideas that. Oh okay, well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling Maybe you should find someone for your

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Speaker 1: brother that you approve. Yeah, you got a try. On

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Speaker 1: Instagram goes start hitting up people like Hey, I know

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Speaker 1: this really cool gentle std freewy interested in him? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that might be my next step. Yeah, all right, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us, you dirty little secret? Puff?

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand

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Speaker 1: and Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For Friday,

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Speaker 1: January twenty nine, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and

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Speaker 1: COVID is making people look smarter. But don't be fooled,

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Speaker 1: they're still as dumb as ever. Due to lockdown from

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Speaker 1: the coronavirus, the sale of books has skyrock Oh sure,

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Speaker 1: not because people want to read them though, Oh why?

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Speaker 1: Apparently they've started buying books for one reason, why, to

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Speaker 1: look like they're readers. Oh hilarious. According to research from

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Speaker 1: online book retailers, their business has been booming because people

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Speaker 1: want to fill up shelves behind them on zoom calls

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Speaker 1: with books, so it looks like they're well read. No

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Speaker 1: real books, Okay, there are fake ones that look like

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Speaker 1: roll books. You know. Yeah, they also saw those two

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Speaker 1: according to this article. So there you go. If you

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Speaker 1: next time you're on a zoom meeting and someone's got

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Speaker 1: a row of books behind them, probably haven't read a

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Speaker 1: single one of them. They just want you to think

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Speaker 1: that they're smart. Funny. All right, This is the IONN,

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Speaker 1: the idiot news Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: At the news and for our next story, let's send

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Speaker 1: it to Alex Fresh, who's on location in Seattle, Washington.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Jubile, I'm on location here at lumin Field where

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Speaker 1: the Seahawks play. Chad Wheeler, who's the offensive lineman for

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Speaker 1: the Seattle Seahawks, was hit with three criminal charges recently.

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Speaker 1: For hang on one second, you're saying an NFL player

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Speaker 1: was hit with criminal charges. Yes, this just in on

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Speaker 1: the I the news network where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news. For the first time ever, an NFL player

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Speaker 1: in trouble with the law. Actually for the first time ever.

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Speaker 1: It was for domestic violence. Oh god, man, that's ridiculous. Actually, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so he badly beat his girlfriend up and she was

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Speaker 1: left unconscious twice, and he was like in a fit

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Speaker 1: of rage because he's bipolars supposedly and like was off

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Speaker 1: his medication and then attacked her, and she called the

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Speaker 1: police from the bathroom and they came and they busted

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Speaker 1: in because they could hear her screaming, and he was

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Speaker 1: resisting arrest, and he would go back and forth, like

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Speaker 1: beating her up really bad and then crying and saying

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and like apologizing profusely and saying I

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Speaker 1: don't beat women, and then I don't want to go

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Speaker 1: into the details about what he did to her because

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Speaker 1: it's it's bad. But yeah, he got three criminal charges

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Speaker 1: for domestic violence, unlawful imprisonment, and resisting arrest. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you why. I also think it's a problem in the

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Speaker 1: NFL is because no one seems to realize that all

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Speaker 1: these guys they take like Peed's performance enhancing drugs, you know,

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00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: they don't they're all natural. I know exactly. No one

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00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: looks like that natural. Now they're probably having a load

503
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: of hormonal stuff that's going on. There's all kinds of things.

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Speaker 1: The damage he's an offensive lineman, right yeah. And if

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Speaker 1: he's bipolar and he's also got some injuries, which I

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Speaker 1: guarantee he does if he's playing in the NFL, no

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Speaker 1: matter what. And if he's not taking his medication in

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Speaker 1: your bipolar, that's irresponsible. That's still on you. You know,

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Speaker 1: we'll take your medication if you're that bipolar's scary. Well

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Speaker 1: that's all I have here from Lemonfield. I have a

511
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: busy day. I have to go report on the next

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Speaker 1: NFL player who's charged with domestic violence. Report on that,

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00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: so I will see you about in a week. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much, Alex. This is the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to English Evan, who is on location

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Speaker 1: at a supermax prison in Florence, Colorado, teaching a bunch

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Speaker 1: of inmates how to release their anger by doing the

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Speaker 1: Chochof slide. I thought I'd get away with it is

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Speaker 1: so annoying. No, it's hey, hey, hey, you just can't

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Speaker 1: stop doing the Chacot slide this week. Okay, so my

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Speaker 1: story is actually about the Bachelor, as you guys know,

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Speaker 1: I'm addicted. You throw him off. So, okay, it was

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Speaker 1: about the Bachelor. I can say, yes, that's about the Bachelor. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So this one girl called Anna Redman. She accused a newcomer,

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Speaker 1: Brittany Galvin, of being an escort as soon as she

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Speaker 1: got on the show, right away, right away, only because

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Speaker 1: she knows wealthy men in Chicago. Apparently that is enough

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Speaker 1: to determine someone is a prostitute. And I agree. So

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Speaker 1: it's a girl in escort. No, she isn't. She cried

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Speaker 1: all about it the entire episode. I worked it. Well,

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Speaker 1: she probably isn't. What she probably is, she cried about it.

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Speaker 1: Oh I don't know, Alex. I think she's a lovely lady.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, text in four one or six one if

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Speaker 1: you want to email the show or hit the show

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Speaker 1: up at the Jewel show. Apologize all the escorts out

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Speaker 1: there who are listening. Who Englishman just said, you're terrible people.

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Speaker 1: What can be an escort and still be a lovely

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Speaker 1: persons one? So yeah, and then said what Alex was one?

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Speaker 1: What I said that it sounded like you said you

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Speaker 1: were an escort. Yeah, that's what it sounded like. I did.

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Speaker 1: No I wasn't. Wow. The idiot News Network were where

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00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh wasn't escort at some point in your life,

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Speaker 1: which is news to me her husband, I had no idea,

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Speaker 1: literally left. Probably I think we should just finish my story.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. No, you're done with

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Speaker 1: Let's see you about the loser job lady. And that

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Speaker 1: means idiot News come to an in nothing, lose yoke job,

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Speaker 1: yoke job. Thanks you about to lose yoke job containing

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Speaker 1: me for nothing. And that was the I n N

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Speaker 1: the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. Tune in tomorrow for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting report. This is I n N News News. Did

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Speaker 1: Jebel show on to me? And? Holy on? iHeartRadio? First Date?

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Speaker 1: I don't know how the guy on the phone for

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Speaker 1: a first date follow up today isn't getting a call

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Speaker 1: back from the girl that he went on a few

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Speaker 1: dates with. Or date with his date included a wet

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Speaker 1: T shirt contest. She was the star of it. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: it's sort of I think I don't know. I read

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Speaker 1: the email, but let's ask Troy about the situation. Before

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Speaker 1: we get into the wet T shirt contest, Troy, tell

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Speaker 1: us a little bit about the girl you want to

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Speaker 1: call to day. What's her name? Are you live from

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Speaker 1: Cabo the whole guys, I'm none. It was not a

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Speaker 1: wet T shirt contest. I didn't mean for that. So

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Speaker 1: her name is Laura. Laura, Okay, and tell us a

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Speaker 1: little bit about good old Laura, who's not calling you back? Yeah,

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00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: we met online on one of the apps. We just

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00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: let's just let's just go to dinner, really was what

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Speaker 1: we wanted to do. But she was knowing. She's really pretty,

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Speaker 1: very sweet, very easy to talk to. So I was like,

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Speaker 1: this will be this will be great. I was very

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Speaker 1: excited to do that. Okay, And obviously something happened that

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Speaker 1: wasn't great because she's not calling you back now, right, Yeah, um,

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00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: so I had a little um an oop um an

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Speaker 1: oops moment, little oopsie moment. What happened? Well, I I

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Speaker 1: accidentally knocked her water off and it fell on the

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Speaker 1: water fell on her, she got she got wet, That's

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Speaker 1: what I say. Really embarrassing. Yeah, well, it's embarrassing unless

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Speaker 1: you know how to look at the positive side of life.

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Speaker 1: Like right, I mean, which is yeah T shirt contest? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I maybe I should have looked at it

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Speaker 1: that way. I thought it might be a pretty funny moment,

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Speaker 1: but I guess yeah, I just didn't really work out

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Speaker 1: that way unfortunately. Yeah. No, I mean, like I would

589
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Speaker 1: be really embarrassed to spill it on myself, let alone

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Speaker 1: my date. Yeah. Yeah, if I spilled a drink on

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Speaker 1: my date on accident, If I did it on purpose,

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Speaker 1: there's probably a weird Yeah. If I did it on

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Speaker 1: an accident, I would feel really bad about that. Did

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Speaker 1: she seem upset after? And I mean I'm hoping you

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Speaker 1: apologize and stuff. No, I did apologize, Yeah, and I

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Speaker 1: just I felt terrible. I just I don't think I've

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Speaker 1: really helped much either. You know, that didn't really remedy

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Speaker 1: the situation. I think he did you spill it on

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Speaker 1: her towards the end of the day or the beginning.

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Speaker 1: It was kind of like halfway through she just had

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Speaker 1: to sit there. Yeah, and you didn't help remedy of

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Speaker 1: the situation. What do you mean by that? You didn't

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Speaker 1: like apologize enough for Did you laugh so well when

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Speaker 1: I accidentally spoiled the water on her? The thing is, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I felt like that quick reaction of like

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Speaker 1: a laugh that followed it, but it was forced, like

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to laugh. Okay, okay, So you spilled

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Speaker 1: water and then laughed about it. She probably wasn't amused.

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Speaker 1: Was she laughing? Yeah? So she she wasn't exactly amused.

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Speaker 1: She was definitely not laughing when I was. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: a surprise. Weird. So you think that that's the reason

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Speaker 1: she's not calling you back? Is the spilled water? Did

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Speaker 1: you recover from that? Yeah? I couldn't. Yeah, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: really recover from it. I felt bad, and I think

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Speaker 1: the tone just totally shifted from that point, so I

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Speaker 1: would have to say it's gotta be that. Okay. So

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Speaker 1: has she tried to contact you at all since the date? No? No,

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Speaker 1: I haven't heard a word. I haven't no, not a

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Speaker 1: single thing from her, unfortunately. No, and you have tried

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Speaker 1: to either text or call her. I'm assuming I did

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Speaker 1: the good old triple text. Actually, all right, so Wanda

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Speaker 1: she's not talking to Yeah, you gave her the old

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Speaker 1: triple text and no response. Did you guys leave on

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Speaker 1: good terms? At least? I mean we hugged, but again.

625
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Speaker 1: It was I kind of avoided getting the water. I mean,

626
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,240
Speaker 1: she was so wet, so it was like I didn't

627
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: do it. Was a great hug. So yeah, okay, so

628
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: all in all, not a great date, But you do

629
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 1: want to see her again? Yeah, I would, just I'd

630
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 1: love to see her again. Honestly, I felt like we

631
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: did have a really good connection and she had kind

632
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 1: of the same like sense of humor as me. So

633
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: I'm just I really try to try that again if

634
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I can tell you guys have when you

635
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: laughed to spill in the water and she didn't laugh

636
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: at all carnire story, I promise. Okay, it could be

637
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: funny though. I mean, like I've been in a situation

638
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: where I've laughed on accident, so I feel you. Yeah,

639
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: thank you, You're welcome. All right, we'll play a song,

640
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: come back and find out what happens to see if

641
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: we can get you another date with your first date

642
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 1: follow up? All right, awesome, thank you guys, really appreciate it. Yeah,

643
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: we'll do it next. The Jewel Show. Usually when a

644
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: date involves the word wet, it's a good thing. But

645
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: not today. Troy is on the phone for a first

646
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: date follow up, and he got his date soaking wet

647
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: because he accidentally spilled water on her. Yeah, and she

648
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: didn't seem to think it was funny. And when he

649
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: accidentally spilled water on her, I guess he let out

650
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: a little bit of a laugh on the accident, and

651
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: so just really didn't sound like the date went well.

652
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: But Troy did like her a lot and thought they

653
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: had a great connection until that point. So we're about

654
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: to call her and find out if it was the

655
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: water spilling that went wrong. I think you are. I

656
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: think probably that's got to be it. I don't know

657
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 1: what else it could be. And if that's the reason

658
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: that she doesn't want to see him again, and maybe

659
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: see if we can get him another date. All right, Troy,

660
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: are you ready? Yeah? I am little nervous, but I'm

661
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: good to go. I'm gonna call it right now and

662
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: see if we can figure it out. Here we go,

663
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: Hello him, I speak to Laura. Please. This is sir,

664
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: Hey Laura, how are you? This is Jewel from the

665
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. And this is Alex from the Jewel Show.

666
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 1: And this is Evan from the Jewel Show. Hi, Hi, Hi, Hello?

667
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: All right, do you know what is going on right

668
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: now at Aldie. Have you ever heard of The Jewel

669
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: Show before? I've heard of it, but I don't know

670
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: why you're calling me. I'm calling you today because we

671
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: got an email about you from one of our listeners.

672
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 1: Have you heard the segment we do called the first

673
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: Date follow Up? Oh boy, I'm guessing that's. Yes. You

674
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: go out on a date with someone and then you

675
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 1: end up ghosting them. They can email us to get

676
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out what happened. And

677
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: guess what, Laura, Oh, I could just imagine who is it?

678
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: We got an email about you, and any idea who

679
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: could be? I don't even want to even try to guess.

680
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 1: There's so many. There are a lot of dates you've

681
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: been on recently. Not many good ones, that's for sure.

682
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'll just tell you. It's a guy

683
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: named Troy. Oh him. No, he spilled water on you

684
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: on your date? Remember that? Oh? Yes, I remember that.

685
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: Did you like Troy at all? You know at first

686
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: everything was great? But no? No? Okay, wow? So he

687
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: said that you guys met online and talked for a

688
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: little while before you went out, up to that point

689
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 1: you liked him? Yeah, yeah, okay, so it was just

690
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: the date was not good for you. Yeah, no, it

691
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: was really enough. Was it the spilling of the water,

692
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: because that would definitely mess up my date? Yeah, I

693
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: mean he spilled water on me, but you know, I

694
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: don't know what he's told you. He laughed about it,

695
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: and but that wasn't even the biggest issue. Yeah, oh

696
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: there's another issue. Oh yes, there is definitely another reason.

697
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: Did he tell you why he spilled the water on me?

698
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: It was an accident. I mean I figure as an accident,

699
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: like he just said it was an accident. Uh no,

700
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: So that cheap skate reached into his pocket and pulled

701
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: out one of those airplane bottles of alcohol to put

702
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: into his coke and accidently hit my waterlow. People actually

703
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: do that. He left that out. He didn't say that

704
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: that's how he spilled it. He just said he accidentally

705
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: spilled it. He was filling up his coke with an

706
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: airplane shot. People actually do that, yep, yep. Oh wow. Yeah.

707
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call him back either, Yeah, barrassing, I'm sorry.

708
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: On the first date. Yeah, So then I asked him

709
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 1: about it, and he said he does it all the

710
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: time because the drinks are so expensive, and then he

711
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: asked me if I want some? Wow, I bet he does. Yeah, Troy,

712
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: he sounds like he's in a frat in college. But

713
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: right now, But drinks are expensive in restaurants though they

714
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 1: are okay, but like a movie theater, you bring your

715
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: own stuff in, it's not the same. So okay, So

716
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: that's why you're not calling back the water spilling. And

717
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: also the fact that he brings his own alcohol to restaurants.

718
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's just because he brings his own

719
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: alcohol to restaurants. Yes, it's that he brings his own

720
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: alcohol to restaurant. Okay, all right, well, thank you for

721
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: telling us that, Laura, And now I need to remind

722
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: you of something that you might already know based on

723
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: the fact that you listen to the show. Sometimes Troy

724
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: is actually on the line listening and wants to talk

725
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: to you. Oh my god, I forgot Troy. Are you

726
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: still there? Yeah, yeah, I'm here. I'm still here. You

727
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: forgot a very important piece of information. You got some

728
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: explaining too. Well. Here's here's the thing, and I heard

729
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,280
Speaker 1: you understand this is that alcohol is expensive, and honestly,

730
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 1: I haven't really been employed for a while, so I'm

731
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: just trying to be as frugal as I can while

732
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: taking her on a nice date. I'm sorry I offered

733
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: some alcohol. I thought it would lighten the mood. Is

734
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:25,399
Speaker 1: Laura still there on the phone? Yeah, I'm still here. Okay. Oh,

735
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you would even ask someone out

736
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: on a date if you can't afford to painting in

737
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: the dinner. I tried to just do it on the cheap. Again,

738
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: It's just money's tight and everything is very expensive. I

739
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: wanted to show you a nice date, but I also

740
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,919
Speaker 1: wanted to do it in a way that wouldn't break

741
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: my bank. Wait a waute, wait, hold on a second.

742
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: You told me working at the same place for five years.

743
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 1: Oh oh, try well, I mean it's just it's it's

744
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:58,959
Speaker 1: not bad, it's yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, try

745
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: did you your job and that's why you're doing it?

746
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: Or do you have the same job for five years

747
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: like you told Laura, and you just do it because

748
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: you don't want to spend money. I'm trying to stave

749
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: up for a retirement, Okay. So I try to save

750
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: money wherever I can. Penny pincher. Yeah, so it's it's

751
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: a money thing. And also, did you just lie about

752
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: losing your job to try to make it okay, because

753
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 1: that's what it sounds like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, man,

754
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: secret too. Yeah yeah, look all right, I'm I'm sorry

755
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,919
Speaker 1: lied about the job thing, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry

756
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: it was about them. It's just the fact of it is.

757
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to save money, that's all it is.

758
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: And Laura, you just be really sweet, and I was

759
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: thinking maybe there could be some future there, all the

760
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: more reason to save for a nice future that you

761
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 1: would deserve. You know, you can't start a relationship off

762
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: on a lie. So I don't know what to tell you,

763
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: but well I think I'm not interested. Well let's not good.

764
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 1: Let's not rush things, Laura, because I do want to

765
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: ask you if you'll go on another date with Troy.

766
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: Will pay for it? Uh no? You want a uh no? Right?

767
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: Got it that. I'm pretty clear on that, Troy. Are

768
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: you clear on that as well? Yeah? Thank you? All right, Well, Troy,

769
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: do me a favorite day next dating thing? Like, I

770
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 1: love the idea of saving money. I think I'm gonna

771
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: start doing that from now on with airplane shots. But no,

772
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: be honest, be honest on your dates and maybe you know,

773
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, keep doing that if you want to,

774
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: but at least be honest and on it. Okay. Yeah.

775
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: And someone who's likewise, Yeah, you can find someone out

776
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: there who likes the same things to say money, likes

777
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: to save money, take airplane shots into a restaurant. I

778
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: think it's kind of sweet. Honestly, I think it's kind

779
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: of nice. Would be one. Yeah, I would do that. Laura,

780
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: Are you're still there? Yeah? I'm here. Okay. Based on

781
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,919
Speaker 1: all that, And like, now that we've come around on Troy, Laura,

782
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on another date with him?

783
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: Come on? Uh No? Jebils First Day follow up The

784
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: Jewbils Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. Okay, I got

785
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: off work and I did a mobile order for Starbucks

786
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: to try a new drink, and I went to the

787
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: wrong location. So now I'm in line and ready to

788
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: get my drink. So we're just gonna try this. This

789
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: has no flavor? Why can't I taste it? Do you

790
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: have COVID? Hang on, I can't taste anything? Oh my god.

791
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: Remember that the Jewel Show that was from a few

792
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: weeks ago on TikTok video a girl finding out that

793
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 1: she had COVID because she couldn't taste her Starbucks when

794
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: she was trying to film herself doing a taste challenge.

795
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: And I'm not sure social media is good for anything

796
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 1: but realizing how incredibly cringey the human race is. It

797
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: is good for that. It is great for that. That's

798
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: why we've got this week's horribly awkward social media moments

799
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: in a segment we like to call Wow, that was

800
00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: tick awkward. And the first clip is me Levado. She

801
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: used to be a singer. I think she anyway, she

802
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: was doing an interview on TikTok This is hilarious, and

803
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: the reporter asked her what her favorite dish was. Yeah,

804
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: oh yes, I remember. Now. Normally most people would think

805
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 1: they were asking, hey, what kind of food do you like?

806
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: What's your favorite food? Like lasagna? Right? Not Damie Lavado,

807
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: though she really put some thought into it. Listen to

808
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: this and your favorite dish my favorite dish? I like

809
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: mugs because they're very comfortable in your hand, and they

810
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: hold hot things that you don't have to touch, so um,

811
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 1: you know, coffee or hot team. Why did she like?

812
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: It was like a pageant answer. Yeah, they asked her

813
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: what favorite dish she likes as in food, and she

814
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: was like, I think mugs are the best one. Like

815
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: I was gonna say maybe like a small salad play,

816
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: but I really like mugs. Oh kid, we're moving on.

817
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: I like I like mugs as well. But that was

818
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: like a total pageant answer, you know how like they're

819
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 1: asked the questions and then they give this like professional

820
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: answer and there's a carry on like give all these

821
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 1: points to it. Like that's what she was doing because

822
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: I'm not even thinking about anything other than just like

823
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: I have to answer this. I have to answer. They

824
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: don't ever hear the question right, so pageant people always

825
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: get them wrong and they never actually know the answers

826
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: that I just keep brabbling. It's like that one from

827
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven Miss South Carolina that US Americans

828
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: are unable to do so because some people out there

829
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 1: in our nation it don't have maps. And I believe

830
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: that our education, like such as South Africa and everywhere

831
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: like such as that's exactly what Vado did. The coffee

832
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: cup and all the cups and dishes such as you

833
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: just like hault it in your hand, yeah, breaking down

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Speaker 1: some of the most cringing moments from social media this

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Speaker 1: week in a segment we like to call Wow, that

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Speaker 1: was TikTok word? All right? This this happened on a

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Speaker 1: Southwest flight the other day. It ended and a woman

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Speaker 1: wouldn't get off the plane, and then I think a

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Speaker 1: demon came out of her body. Listen to this. I'm

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Speaker 1: right here, are you gonna get off the aircraft? That's

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Speaker 1: a woman sitting in her seat not getting off the aircraft.

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Speaker 1: The flights already been like get off. Just won't get

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Speaker 1: off the plane after it's landed. It's someone's like, I

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Speaker 1: got to peek. I have to That's how I would

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Speaker 1: feel like if if I was in the seat the

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Speaker 1: woman that won't get off the plane is in the

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Speaker 1: au seat and someone else is like, to get off.

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Speaker 1: I gotta pee. Woman, get off the plane. You know,

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Speaker 1: why wouldn't you want to get off? The best part

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Speaker 1: of this hasn't happened yet. It's about to happen. But

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Speaker 1: the other woman's like, I have to pee. When you

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Speaker 1: at that point, I would just pee on her. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but here keep listening. Whoa what that was her screaming

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Speaker 1: on the plane. People were psycho. I know the plane

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Speaker 1: had landed, and then she wouldn't get off and then

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Speaker 1: let out that scream. If you think that's okay, you

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Speaker 1: actually need medication. Also, if somebody wasn't letting me off

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Speaker 1: the plane, I would just like walk on their lap

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Speaker 1: over that I would too, definitely, or pee on them.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I don't get anybody out of your way.

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Speaker 1: Usually that's the lost result. Usually if you be on someone,

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Speaker 1: day will get out of your way. God's a long screaming.

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Speaker 1: Didn't imagine being in a relationship with her, No, no, no, all.

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Speaker 1: That's why she's flying alone and she isn't. You know

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Speaker 1: what's interesting? You can kind of tie the clips in

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Speaker 1: for this week's Wow that was TikTok word. You can

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Speaker 1: kind of tie the two clips in together. We have

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Speaker 1: the first clip about Demi Lavado being asked what her

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Speaker 1: favorite dish was by a reporter and she answered mugs

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Speaker 1: because she didn't understand they were talking about food. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she probably thought that dish because the host was English

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Speaker 1: in an English accent. It's like no, just saying like

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Speaker 1: because it's like, you know, because they're classy, you know.

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Speaker 1: And she said mug because she was thinking tea, right,

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Speaker 1: that's maybe that's it. She's trying to just figured it out.

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Speaker 1: She's trying to brown nose. Maybe it's an idiot. But

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Speaker 1: here you can you can time together. So let's listen

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Speaker 1: to Demi again trying to answer what her favorite dishes

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Speaker 1: and your favorite dish, my favorite dish. I like mugs

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Speaker 1: because they're very comfortable in your hand, and they hold

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Speaker 1: hot things, and they hold hot things in Demi's head.

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Speaker 1: You can actually hear this. Mugs, coffee mugs. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: your phone breaks coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's a jewel show.