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Speaker 1: Ricardo Story, Nate. It's starting now. It all started when

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Speaker 1: we still got the perfect game. Arnold, get the hell back.

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Speaker 1: I'M gonna do it lot. Can I put some mood

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Speaker 1: lighting in here? Oh, the sore losers, CAS WHAT UP EVERYBODY?

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Speaker 1: the mood lighting in memory of Big Dam Bubba. What's up, y'all?

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Speaker 1: It is Sissan Raymundo. I'm from the north, Alpha male.

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Speaker 1: What about razor remote? That the party game. WHERE'S ARNOLD?

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Speaker 1: Guys already already? It happened real quick. Hey, what was

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Speaker 1: is this? A date? Yeah, what the you wanted to

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Speaker 1: When you watch that game, did you not just be like,

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Speaker 1: I didn't finish it? No, no, but when you're the party,

416
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Speaker 1: I don't get you don't have to finish it because

417
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Speaker 1: the starters went out the part you watched. Were you

418
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Speaker 1: not just like damn and and the fan base? I

419
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,639
Speaker 1: mean they got it all going base right, super bowl champion.

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Speaker 1: I did rant. Did I do Buffalo? I said Buffalo. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I know what I'm saying. Week two, super I said

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Speaker 1: a week zero. Coach. There's a lot of football. There's

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00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,159
Speaker 1: a lot of football left, the whole season left. I

424
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,960
Speaker 1: saw what I needed. The Titans. Every Jersey. I have,

425
00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:28,200
Speaker 1: every t shirt, I have every sock. I have his

426
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,439
Speaker 1: hold it thrown away or burned if you're done with

427
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Speaker 1: the team. But Your Malik Willis Jersey just bought. He

428
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:38,239
Speaker 1: looked decent, but tannehills decent. What did he do? He

429
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,840
Speaker 1: ran it two yards. I mean, I can't believe you

430
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Speaker 1: actually saw him do anything. I did. I had to

431
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Speaker 1: keep it on for a little bit and then I

432
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,880
Speaker 1: said enough is enough. I can the watch party. Well,

433
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,560
Speaker 1: he didn't do that for that one, he didn't know

434
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Speaker 1: with the other watch party went bust when we lost

435
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,640
Speaker 1: to the giants in the last play of the game.

436
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Speaker 1: We didn't do it for this. It was just me

437
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,560
Speaker 1: and Bazer and it was depressing. That's a SCOORGASM. Was

438
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 1: She there now? She was downstairs. That's a bad team.

439
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 1: Titans are a bad they're offense didn't look good. The

440
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,159
Speaker 1: guy we got woods and and the other guy, Robert Woods,

441
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 1: Jalen Berkin? Yeah, he's didn't look they're short. Do we

442
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:20,639
Speaker 1: not have a tall I think beautiful eyes too. Have

443
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,640
Speaker 1: you seen his eyes? Here's the titans. The good news

444
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 1: for the titans is they're in a terrible division, so

445
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 1: they're one game out of first place. I mean, yeah,

446
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,439
Speaker 1: they're better in the colts. I didn't look at it

447
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 1: like that. Why wouldn't you? That's all you need to

448
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: worry about is getting in the playoff. Coach. You've already written.

449
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:42,360
Speaker 1: You've already killed them Jersey back. You took them out

450
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 1: back and you put him to pasture. I did. You did.

451
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 1: You took the titans out back. Give me the SCISSION

452
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 1: Jersey back right. You need to stop. You took them

453
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 1: out back, out back and ended their season, ended their buts.

454
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 1: For me, literally, they are one game out of first place. Coach,

455
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 1: you need to stop crowning teams in week two and

456
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 1: killing teams. You can crown teams in week to. No,

457
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 1: you can't. The bills, you can't, because you don't. Do

458
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 1: you get the same feeling of this? I'm telling you,

459
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 1: it's the same freaking trajectory. That is the same time,

460
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 1: I don't think their coaches Popovich status. Well, I'm not

461
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 1: saying that, but I'm saying the year after they had

462
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,159
Speaker 1: a heartbreaking defeat where they thought they were good enough

463
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Speaker 1: to win it all, the next year they just took

464
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Speaker 1: everybody's name and whoop their ass. And that's what the

465
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Speaker 1: bills I feel like they're on the same mission as

466
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Speaker 1: the spurs from two thousand thirteen. You space that very weirdly. But, coach,

467
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Speaker 1: I'm with you. Bills Right now are the best team

468
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 1: in the NFL, no question about no question about it,

469
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Speaker 1: hands down. But don't say I mean, don't sell the

470
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Speaker 1: chief short, Dude. The chiefs are still really good. And

471
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Speaker 1: what he and what my homes is able to do

472
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Speaker 1: with the, you know, scrappy ass players that he has.

473
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Speaker 1: Like that's something to be said, but as of right now,

474
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Speaker 1: those bills. That looks awesome. They do. I wish. I

475
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: still wish. I still don't know what they're doing in

476
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: the running game. Exactly, exactly, Berry brand, the board, the ball. Oh,

477
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: he did awesome in fantasy. I want to start him again.

478
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Speaker 1: I said, did you look at the stats? He got

479
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: like two points. He got like dirty yards. To stay

480
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Speaker 1: away from. That is my my only worry is they

481
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Speaker 1: don't run in enough and they don't have a running

482
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Speaker 1: back that can take over a game. But there are

483
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: four running backs in that team, but they don't have

484
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Speaker 1: any that can take over a game. You Have Derrick Henry,

485
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: can take over a game. Dalvin Cook, yeah, but Dalvin

486
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: Cook can take over a game. Aaron Jones, you saw

487
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Speaker 1: him take over a game on Sunday night. You need,

488
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Speaker 1: I feel like you need a ball. Have they figured

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Speaker 1: out how to Stop Derrick Henry? Yeah, we now have.

490
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Speaker 1: They announcers told you you got to stop their legs

491
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Speaker 1: and I didn't hear him say that. It's a lot

492
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Speaker 1: harder than said than done. It didn't look like that,

493
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: but did it didn't look like that. He never had

494
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Speaker 1: like literally, they said, all right, just fall before he

495
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: gets to you, pull a shoe lace and he will fall,

496
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 1: because he literally as soon as they touched his foot,

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Speaker 1: he felt like a damn big redwood tree. Coach. I've

498
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 1: never seen him go down so easily. Yes, exactly, that

499
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: was exactly what it was. I felt like he never

500
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Speaker 1: had a chance to get started. The offensive the titans

501
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: offensive line is really bad. Luans out. It was a

502
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Speaker 1: good career. I mean, yeah, he's out for the year

503
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Speaker 1: and they said they'll say fourteen million if they get

504
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Speaker 1: rid of him. You're ending. Yeah, he's out all year.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing. What's amazing to me is when you see

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Speaker 1: a player get hurt, they all look the same right.

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Speaker 1: They all hop off the field, unless it's like a

508
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 1: stretcher situation. That guy, the guy's neck, my friend, I

509
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Speaker 1: thought he was dead and then they showed it like

510
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Speaker 1: three times. When my guys we and do without. But

511
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: it's crazy, like you see the dudes walk off the

512
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: same way right like Oh, I'm limping, Oh God, that hurts,

513
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,120
Speaker 1: because and then you check the report the next day

514
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: and it's the same walk but different results. One of

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Speaker 1: them out for the year, the other one I'll be

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Speaker 1: back next next it's just crazy like and then some

517
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Speaker 1: people like, oh, he broke this, he'll be back in

518
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Speaker 1: two weeks. He broke are you talking about? Like if

519
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Speaker 1: I broke anything, I'm out for the year. He tores Meniscus,

520
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 1: he could play in two weeks. But he tore something.

521
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 1: And the ribs never seem to matter. Carriage, RIB, cage.

522
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: They can play in a couple of games, which is

523
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Speaker 1: crazy because you get hit in the ribs a lot

524
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Speaker 1: playing football, and every time I'll remember women have one

525
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: less rib than men. So if you're a guy, you

526
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Speaker 1: could lose a rib and that much. Women have one

527
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Speaker 1: less rib. Yeah, Adam took out his rib and that's

528
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Speaker 1: what created even so, men have one lesson. You've never

529
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Speaker 1: counted your wife's ribs before? Stop It. Do you have

530
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Speaker 1: kind of yeah, women have one less. So No, hold on, coach.

531
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Speaker 1: So you guys are like in bed, like you count

532
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 1: the ribs. Let me count. What does it lead Tom

533
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 1: you got a coach? Hey, are you busy right now?

534
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: Can I count your ribs into Google? There is no

535
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Speaker 1: factual evidence that they have less ribsy Arnold, check a rib, Arnold,

536
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: check Abby's ribs Arnold. And Hey, the eagles look pretty

537
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: good today, are they? No, they're not. That, they're not that.

538
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: South beach predicted that. You should listen to him. Sad

539
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: he said it was so sad about him because I

540
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,399
Speaker 1: didn't believe him. I didn't think Jamie hurts was the

541
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Speaker 1: real deal, and he said he's not very accurate. He's not.

542
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 1: I think at one point he was ten for ten.

543
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 1: I think he was at the very start of the game.

544
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Speaker 1: I think he was twenty six one. He missed five.

545
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Speaker 1: That's Russell. Wilson was fourteen. To get it. I get

546
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: a new team, but you know, I like it's just

547
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: anything with that dude, like he wants to run the ball.

548
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,239
Speaker 1: There's fifteen yards everyone, someone. Someone is wide open. Someone's open. Well,

549
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,479
Speaker 1: how are they all so wide open? That's not Jalen.

550
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 1: Is it because I'm glad they hijacked JJ Brown now?

551
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: Is it because the robbery? The Vikings defense is terrible,

552
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: or are they just are good? Damante Smith over the

553
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: middle of Damante Smith on the sideline. Demante Smith, did

554
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: you have a big game? Finally, finally, it's been two

555
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: weeks well, week one, I don't think you got a target. Right,

556
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: was a little worried. I called that. Billy asked me,

557
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: said who are the people are gonna go off? I

558
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: said Traylon burks. He had titans are gonna have to

559
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: throw the ball. Go with Traylon burks. And then I

560
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: told him Davante, because he sucked so bad I knew

561
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: he's gonna have a good game. So I gotta Tell

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00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: Billy I called that. What do you want to tell

563
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: did you? Did you call that? Forty yards if you'd

564
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: got a touchdown. He was. He was so cheap it

565
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 1: would have looked smart if he got me one day

566
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: or billy one damn touchdown. But who scored for the Titans? Popper, hooper?

567
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Who scored? They're tight end. I

568
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,199
Speaker 1: mean they scored one time, right, and it was one

569
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: of those games where I go all right, Mabe, listen,

570
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 1: I swear to God, if they score here, we can

571
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: be within two scores and then we can play some

572
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: defense and we can then get another take and okay, okay,

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00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: after this, I'm telling you, if they score here, we

574
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: still okay, okay, turn us the game. I'll never forget dude,

575
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: when I was like maybe twelve years old and we

576
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: went to this barbecue place to watch the NFC championship

577
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: and the cowboys were in it and like if we

578
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: were down, I mean it was like they got down

579
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: real quick by like three touchdowns, and the server, he'd

580
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: come back and check on the screen and be like

581
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: where are we? It's not good, that's not good, and

582
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,959
Speaker 1: then he would come that's all right, that's all right.

583
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: A couple of turnovers, you know, a little Hell Mary.

584
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: We're good, we're back, we're back, all right, and then

585
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: you go get more stuff. You'd come back with the

586
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: ribs and either right for you. Where we at? where?

587
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 1: Another touchdown down? Okay, maybe three Hell Mary's and then, Hey,

588
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: we'll be all right. Dude. My mom and I would

589
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: crack up because every single things like no, that's okay,

590
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay, we'll get him, we'll get him.

591
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: Stay optimistic, hey, keep it positive. That my mom wanted

592
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: to be like, dude, you shut up, you're done. Stop talking.

593
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: The doubleheader was great, but then they ended up both

594
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: being blowouts. It was like, but I do love two

595
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: games on money. Yeah, can we get rid of Thursday?

596
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: Night and just have two a mony Thursday. It's a

597
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: nice little pre uh, it's that. It's a warmer. Yes,

598
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: what do you call that? You know what you're doing,

599
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: but that's not what it's called. The Dude, the dude.

600
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: WHO'S THE DUDE? Yeah, the Dude, the dude that keeps

601
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: people erect. I don't know. There's a name for that dude.

602
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:50,479
Speaker 1: fluffer Thursday. That's the fluffer. Here's the problem. So, like,

603
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what. The week becomes so rushed

604
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: because you have Monday night football. Boom, Tuesday you have

605
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: to put your waiver claim in. Thursday, there's already a

606
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: game to shoot, is there? Wednesday? And then Thursday game.

607
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: It's like, Oh my God, I haven't even like you're

608
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: talking about two clicks of the mouse. It's possible in

609
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: two days. You're freaking out because the wire. It's not tonight. Yes,

610
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: tonight at midnight or maybe three in the mornings, nine

611
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: o'clock eastern or central coach. But here's the thing. It's

612
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: not just a click of the mouse, mother, it's research.

613
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: You gotta think about it and you gotta think like well,

614
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: how where am I in the order? Who wants what?

615
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: Where is this realistic? You gotta get something realistic. It's

616
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: to get somebody from the waiver everybody always gets. It's

617
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: only been one week, you've only you've only put in

618
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: one claims. Somebody else vultured Wentz from me. Wins is

619
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: a big name, but he's acting like he's been putting

620
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: in for players for twelve weeks and he hasn't got

621
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,479
Speaker 1: he put in one waiver claim in week one. Don't

622
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Speaker 1: say the guy that everybody wants this week, Tray Lance

623
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: Lance is out all year. It was because my my division,

624
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: is so dumb. I guarantee he's just gonna float right.

625
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: You want to know how dumb my division is? There's

626
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: a message saying who wants Jonathan Taylor? I do. I

627
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: dold you reply. Yeah, I I hear you. He's pretty sucky,

628
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: but three guys. That's yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right about that.

629
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,479
Speaker 1: I wouldn't touch him with a ten foll yes, and

630
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: that's why I put on the facebook page yesterday I

631
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: said I drafted. I regret drafting blank because blank right.

632
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: And someone's like Christian McCaffrey, he's not getting me enough points.

633
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm pretty sure he's gotten double digit points

634
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: both games. Well, you know who hasn't? Henry hasn't Henry

635
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: has been terrible. Dalvin Cook has not. Has Not Ezeker, Elliott, trash?

636
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: Who Else? Running backs? I mean I think most of them.

637
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: You almost need to bench Zeek UH. It's almost. Here's

638
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: the problem, Eddie. You wonder how much Eddie did he

639
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: we did a auction draft Eddie him. How much you

640
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: paid for Zeke Elliott? Fifty dollars. That's like, McCaffrey. Are

641
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: you gonna Finish last place in this league? No, I mean,

642
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: I'm one and one. I'm one on one. This week

643
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: was really bad in that league. But for me it's

644
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: like I can't bench him if I spend that much money.

645
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: Give me one more week. Let me see what he

646
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: does this week and then we'll start talking about getting

647
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: rid of him. I regret drafting in life for football,

648
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: marrying my wire. I'm still loving my hospital start. I

649
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: regret drafting Darren Darnell Mooney. Darnell moons. He has like

650
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: one point, two points on the year. Maybe. Is it

651
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: the guy that got shot? No, he's the wide receiver

652
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: from the bears, because the bears have only attempted twenty

653
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: eight passes and I saw someone on there, on there

654
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: is that. I regret drafting Cole commit. He has as

655
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: many receptions as I do. Zero through two games. What Oh,

656
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: that's mine, and I swear to God I don't even

657
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: think he came out of the locker room for that game.

658
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: I regret other than Zeke. I regret drafting Davante Parker.

659
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: And Yeah, did I pick him up in the thirteenth

660
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: round shirt, but still, what a waste. I could have

661
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: gotten somebody way better than that, somebody that got points.

662
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, he's they're acting like he didn't even

663
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,959
Speaker 1: play for the damn. WHO's the Patriots? Yeah, I don't know,

664
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,959
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I've done the patriots style, kind

665
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: of like, Oh, we're gonna kind of what they do,

666
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: because even they're running back. Stevenson got more carries for

667
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: a week. Harris gets more week two. So where we

668
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: at week three? I regret drafting the king, King Henry,

669
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: you do. It was a homer pick because I knew

670
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: all the games were gonna be on TV so I

671
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: could really watch him. He does what I always know

672
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: he's gonna do. Fifteen carries for fifty yards and maybe

673
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: a touchdown? Maybe not. He never gets passes. So there's

674
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: better running backs out there. Chubby would have been a

675
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: good one. May No one. We don't give Chubb enough

676
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: love for how good he is. He's so good about box.

677
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: They had him ranked number four. Box Box was the

678
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: only one that ranked. We never give Chub I was

679
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: watching that game this weekend against the jets and I

680
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 1: was like, Dang, no one ever talks about Chubb being

681
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: one of the better running backs in the NFL. He

682
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: is so good. Don't talk about the jets. It's talking

683
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: at Michael Carter or who's your big Joe Flacco? Did it?

684
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: One of their guys? Wilson or Warren? Oh Wilson, Mike

685
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: Travis High School? You want him, dude, he went off.

686
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: Claim him right now. My League, so dumb. Not One personal.

687
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: Get him number. What number are you on the way, riddle?

688
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: And if I don't get him, I want yeah, I

689
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: think he would be. I think he would be the

690
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: most sought out. Got Got it. got it out of everyone. Well,

691
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 1: I need a quarterback. Matt ridy got me one point.

692
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: We're not talking about quarterback. Dak has a broken Dick.

693
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: We're not talking about quarterbacks? No, no, yeah, yeah, you

694
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: wanted Carson. Do you get? Do you graph in the

695
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:24,240
Speaker 1: waiver wire every week, regardless of need? No, classy. Okay,

696
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: I always to at least a defense, at least swap

697
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: out my defense. Yeah, but I don't put him waiver

698
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 1: claiming for that. I just wait and then I pick

699
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: a defense. Well, what's the difference? Because if you do,

700
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: I need to explain strategy to you. Okay, let me

701
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: explain it to you. Then, if you're not, let me

702
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: just set you up. You don't want anyone from waivers, right,

703
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: you don't need any players, because, but he had a

704
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,240
Speaker 1: good draft. No, no, that's not necessarily but the giants

705
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: are playing the cowboys. You believe in the giants? There

706
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: in the waiver wire. Okay, go ahead. So you want

707
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 1: to pick the giants. Yes, but I am not going

708
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: to waste a waiver claim on defense. What's the waste?

709
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: Because you only have a certain amount of waiver claims. No, wrong, like.

710
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: And then, what the are you talking about? If you

711
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: would let me finish my sentence, I could tell you, idiot,

712
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: that wrong. Yes, I hate breaking it down for everybody

713
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: and I shouldn't do this, because this is gonna get.

714
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: It's helping me out and it's helping all of us out.

715
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: And rage just said who he's picking in the waiver wires.

716
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: TIMES DO I have to put on the message board?

717
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: When in the blue do they do so? In our

718
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,479
Speaker 1: league it's it was draft order, so whoever drafted first

719
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: got the last waiver claim. Right, you're following me right.

720
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 1: And because some leagues it's Oh, whoever's in last place

721
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: gets the first waiver claim. That that's the way it worked. No, nail.

722
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 1: It was in the email. Let's say the first week drafted,

723
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: his waiver spot was nine. NUCCI. No, no, you were

724
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: just number nine. You were not, but you didn't put

725
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: a claim in for anybody. You didn't get anybody on

726
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: the waiver wire and six people ahead of you did

727
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: the next week, number three. Wow, so I haven't got anybody.

728
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: So if you're in the number one spot, are you

729
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 1: gonna just use it on a defense? Are you gonna

730
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 1: wait until you need someone for Big Stu? So if

731
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: you never use it safe for three weeks, will you

732
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: remain at number one every week? Every week you have

733
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: the first option and you've just been burning it on

734
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: backup tight end. That's what I'm saying. Thank you for

735
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: that wonderful insight. Would have been nice. Week was yeah,

736
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: you mother. Can you highlight that next time in your

737
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: numbass three page email? It has been that way. Highlight

738
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: three years. And it has been that way for three years.

739
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: Two things. Will you highlight that? And when you highlight went?

740
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: And when the when the waiver pick is okay, it's

741
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: really easy, man. You go to add drop to highlight

742
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: the draft room when you draft. I know where that

743
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,959
Speaker 1: you can find. One little click button that's the size

744
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: of my okay, submit request and what do you know,

745
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: he tells you right here when you can get them.

746
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 1: So I don't know why I want to cancel that

747
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: because I do not want to drop the butt. No,

748
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: I can't believe you didn't know that. You know why?

749
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,959
Speaker 1: Did a coach and all the other leagues I play?

750
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: It's just did you lose and you have the worst

751
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: record your first and that's why. But the real, honest way,

752
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: the best, the best way to play fantasy is it

753
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: to have a budget where you bid on every waiver

754
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: wire like that. It's so much better. I only have

755
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,240
Speaker 1: two D though, but I mean it's a hundred dollars

756
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: for the free agents. It is yes, shot, blow that already.

757
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 1: You have clothes, but no, but yeah, you have a

758
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, and so it takes a lot more strategy

759
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: instead of just sitting there and absolutely not really. I

760
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: mean all the waiver claims really, for the most part,

761
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: are happening now, like you can survive. And then this

762
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: is the thing. This is the thing, like you tell me.

763
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: I want to know. Tell me. Lunchbox thinks it's real money.

764
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: So he's like, don't waste all your money today. Save it.

765
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: You never knew. Save it for a rainy day. No,

766
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: it's just fake money. It doesn't exist. It's fake. It's

767
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 1: not real. You understand? I don't think it mustard. You understand,

768
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: I don't think it's real money. Well then, why don't

769
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: you spend it? Because I am waiting until there was

770
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,720
Speaker 1: Darryl Henderson was up there. I didn't want Darrell Henderson,

771
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: so you don't want the one starting running back that's

772
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: still in the way. Jeff Wilson Jr was up there

773
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: and no one bid on him. Guess who got him? Me,

774
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: what do you think that everybody bid on Darryl Henderson.

775
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: High Bid on Kyle Wilson or Jeff Wilson, whatever his name,

776
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: two different people. Jeff Wilson, Wilson, Jeff Wilson, who is

777
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: the starting running back for the forty niners because Elijah

778
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: Mitchell got hurt. Guess who was on my team of Mitchell.

779
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: So who do I want? Do I want Darryl Henderson,

780
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: who everybody's going after, or someone that's farther down the

781
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 1: list that no one is going after, Jeff Wilson? I'll

782
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: take smart story. You two and Oh in the league.

783
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,959
Speaker 1: You No further question. Was I the second highest scoring

784
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: team in the league this week? Doesn't matter. Yes, I was. Oh,

785
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 1: that does matter. Well, no, but I had a bad matchup.

786
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: My team is really good. My team's really and that's

787
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: why fantasy is really all about love. Everybody says it's

788
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: so skilled. It takes a little bit, but a lot

789
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: of luck, a lot of luck. I want to know.

790
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: I wish it would do it. Who had not at

791
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: the beginning? Who had the best draft? Now? Who had

792
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: the best draft? You know, I wish the website would

793
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: do that, because they do grades and then that on

794
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: their projections, but in two weeks, after two weeks, who

795
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: would they say has the best draft would be. So

796
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: let's see if if you had Cooper Cup, had two

797
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: good weeks in a row, Josh Allen, obviously jalen hurts.

798
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: If you have Jalen hurts, you had a pretty damn

799
00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: good draft, I would say, but I'd kill, I mean

800
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: your name of my team. But yeah, so these are

801
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,919
Speaker 1: the metrics. How you would determine if it was skill

802
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: or I'm pulling up his team. So what what you

803
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 1: would do? He said he's he has Josh Allen, watry

804
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: kill cousins, Cooper Cup. He said, no, wait, wait, wait, wait,

805
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 1: what about? What about? who was the other running back? No,

806
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: jalen hurts. No, he doesn't have so you have one

807
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: out of the ones we talked about. One, Michael Thomas,

808
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 1: is another one. Right, does have him. He's been great.

809
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: Is He twenty and fifteen? That's pretty good. Justin told

810
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: me to get he was over for the draft. He

811
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 1: doesn't even play Fantas. Who is just buddy works at vandyt.

812
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: He was drunker and as he's a doctor. Yeah, and

813
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there doing the draft and trying to go

814
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: to bed. He's drunker and pissed next to me. He

815
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: didn't have to work the next day and he goes hey, man,

816
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: Michael Thomas, he's all alreadys good, and I'm like, Dude,

817
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? This isn't nine. Like Michael

818
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: Thomas Han't been good forever. He goes, dude, I'm telling you,

819
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: Michael Thomas is the pick. Picked him. He's been money. Yes,

820
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: you guys were in bed together. No, I was on

821
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: the computer. Sister wive was over there, Justin. Was Drunk,

822
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: but said Justin. Used to date her. They went on

823
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: a couple of dates, scoregasms. Yeah, they had some dates,

824
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: but nothing long term. I don't know. You don't ask him.

825
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: They didn't. They didn't. Is it weird when they hang

826
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 1: out now? We're all friends now. No, they're all friends.

827
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: It's all good friends with no. No, yeah, I mean so,

828
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's so. The waiver wire you can

829
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: put in if you want, but no, I like that.

830
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done putting in. You don't have to

831
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,919
Speaker 1: not put them putting out. No other podcast will break

832
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: down the waiver wire because they're all different. They're all different.

833
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,399
Speaker 1: This league just happens to be this way. It takes

834
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: a little bit of should tell our people, though, something,

835
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 1: something very, very important, that needs to be told. Turn

836
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: off your email. No, unplug your toe. True, when you're

837
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: not using it, is it? Turn off your emale notifications.

838
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 1: DO WE HAVE ANY UPDATES ON VEGAS WEEKENDS? Oh, yeah,

839
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: it's going down, but uh at. But would suggest booking

840
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: your flights. So you would suggest just that right now? Yes, okay, good,

841
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: absolutely good. Go on, reck what about? I want you

842
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: just to say that. That's it. Thank you. Yeah, book

843
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 1: your flight going down. There's a wedding happening that weekend.

844
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: Do we rent a car? One BAKAMADAS and B they're

845
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: getting married. No, that's what we talked about that. They

846
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: emailed in, they got engage. They met at the thing

847
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: and they got engaged. Are the ones that there's a

848
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: marriage that broke up? No, I don't know. They broke up.

849
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't know anything about that. Somebody.

850
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know anything about Oh. Could. That'd

851
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: be a shame because you were really funny. Yeah, well,

852
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: you gotta get on your mic Yo, Yo, I don't

853
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: see it. All right, it's working. Let's take a break

854
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,439
Speaker 1: and we're gonna come back and talk about the most

855
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: shocking team through two games? Who are you shocked by

856
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: the most two weeks in Eddie? Yeah, this team. I'm

857
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 1: surprised by the most. I'm surprised the dolphins. I'm surprised

858
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: that how good the dolphins are. I mean to Oh,

859
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: we really didn't know what too was all about, and

860
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: now he's proven to be a pretty damn good quarterback.

861
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: He's got all the weapons. Yes, so, he's got everything

862
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: he needs, but today he's good. What do you get?

863
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: Sixty freaking fantasy points this year, this week. Okay, does

864
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: not equate? Equate to good quarterback. Yes, it does. That

865
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: means lots of touchdowns and mother absolutely and lots of completions,

866
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: lots of yards. Yeah, Dude, two is impressing the hell

867
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: out of me. I think the dolphins. I just going

868
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: into the year. I'm like, well, what are they gonna do?

869
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,359
Speaker 1: They had waddle last year, they had to last year

870
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: all the guys to have you kill. Really, how much

871
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: is he gonna add to this team? And they didn't

872
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: do anything for the first half, but that second half

873
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: he came out firing proved to everyone that this is

874
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: the dude. This is why my home is gonna suck

875
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: this year because I'm not there anymore. He brought to

876
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: Miami and Miami's making the playoffs. Boys, bold statement after

877
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: being too Oh, I would say the commanders. No, I'm

878
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: just kidding with you. I would say the colts. I

879
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: had no idea they were going to be this bad.

880
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: Everybody always says I'm pretty sure I've heard lunch say

881
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: the offense, the defensive lines so strong, great butts, stuff

882
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: like that. And then you guys said Pittman, you said

883
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: Matt Ronton Taylor, and then now they finally have this

884
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: Matt Ryan Guy. Okay, holy crapd actually could be really good.

885
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,479
Speaker 1: I mean, do they even have any points issue? They've

886
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: been God off. Did you guys really think that when

887
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 1: Matt Ryan went to the colts he was gonna make

888
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: the team better? Well, Carson wins and I thought Matt

889
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: I didn't coming off terrible seasons from the last two

890
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: years at Atlanta. He's gonna go to the colts and

891
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: make them better. You guys actually thought that? But jalen

892
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: hurts was a backup at Alabama and what is he

893
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: doing in the NFL? And I'll hang up and listen.

894
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 1: But he was a start. He was starter at Alabam Alabama.

895
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: Then he was the backup. Oklahoma made them really good. Well,

896
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: I'M gonna pick up the phone. Back Up. I'm with Ray.

897
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: The colts are so shocking being oh you gotta pick

898
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:34,439
Speaker 1: your own I. No, no, but I didn't three chance.

899
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: We picked the same team. Damn it. No, it's because

900
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: it's his bit. He already already had his whole speel

901
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: on the cold. No, no, are you not shocked? I

902
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 1: thought they were gonna start. They had the easiest start

903
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 1: to the schedule. They had the Texans and the Jaguarars,

904
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: to bottom feeders of the NFL and they and lost.

905
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: So that's a win. It's not a win in football.

906
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: It's a win. Really. Go to the go to the stand.

907
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: You want me to do next? For ls? No, they

908
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: probably probably last game and go to n it has

909
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: a different column for ties. It doesn't understand. But if

910
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: it'll help you, if you're trying to do a little tiebreaker,

911
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 1: you will. They will count as a win. No, we won't.

912
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: WHAT'S IS gonna be a loss. It's half right, so

913
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: that's half plus, but it's half negative. What the protons? Okay,

914
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: but again, though, Matt Ryan Sucks guys does suck guys

915
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: like he's what's bringing the colts down. They're over here like, oh,

916
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 1: Frank Reich is on the hot seat, like are you

917
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 1: not looking at what's screwing the team up? He does

918
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: have a craploady yards, though, behind he's always just he does.

919
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: He did week one he was one of the top five.

920
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: You have like a hundred and thirty yards last week.

921
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: Then he dropped. Well, yeah, that's what did you see?

922
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: Who the leading pastors of the NFL are yes to

923
00:47:54,400 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: a FLACCO, flacco flame and Wendy's winds, Wendy's, Wendy's. I mean,

924
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: how about Joe Flacco? It's up in the top three.

925
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,879
Speaker 1: But you know why? Alan and Mahomes and them are not?

926
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: Because they get out of the game. Taket pulled out. Guys.

927
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: If they stayed there for four quarters, yeah, they would

928
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: totally kill let's be real. Mahomes, it was just fluke

929
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: because it was an interception. He threw and so then, uh,

930
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: did that give him the ball back? Here we go. No, no,

931
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: Herbert was trying to they were running it at the end.

932
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: So Herbert, that's how he was able to get way

933
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: more yards in Mahomes, and so Herbert's now ahead of

934
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: Ma homes, but Herbert's probably top five in yardage, but

935
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: mahomes was one after week one. Now it's to a

936
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: because to would put up what five hundred yards? Yeah,

937
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: but he was making a comeback, right. So when you

938
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: make a comeback, what do you do? Throw this out

939
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,959
Speaker 1: of the ball. Well, not the titans. Tannehill stuck around.

940
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 1: They try, and that's another problem with when they fall down,

941
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,240
Speaker 1: big Derrick Henry is useless. You know what's even worse

942
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: than betting a team and you're losing the bet? Me

943
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: and Bazer bet the player. We Bet Tannehill over two

944
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: and sixty yards when your player gets removed from the

945
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 1: game and you then get told Hey, Um, you don't

946
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: get to finish watching the game. Your Bet's actually done. Now.

947
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: How many yards did he have before he got out?

948
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: One seen, I mean he had a chance, he had

949
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: a chill. He had a hundred seventeen yards before he

950
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: got pulled. I mean he had a hundred and half

951
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: of them. I don't know what, I don't even know.

952
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: He didn't even come out in the second half. It

953
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: was somebody else in his body. It was crazy, man.

954
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: I got home on on Monday and I opened up

955
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: my betting nap and it says you've been gifted a

956
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 1: free bet, twenty five dollars, and I'm like what if

957
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: you've been rolling coach? I've been putting forty dollars in

958
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,240
Speaker 1: every month for the past five years. I mean so,

959
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: so they gave me twenty five dollars. I'm like, it's great,

960
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: parlay time, baby, let's go. That's the best way to

961
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: use it, of course. Well, I mean, you can use

962
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: that anything, because you only get the winnings from that

963
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: free bet. You don't get the actual so if I

964
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: just put it on, say the bills, I would exactly,

965
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: which is fine, which is fine, the better than nothing, right. Um,

966
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: he wants a big bank go for the big home runs.

967
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: So who did I pick? I had the bills minus ten,

968
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: right and then. And then my wife goes, but you

969
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: don't think the titans are gonna make it like a

970
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: fun game? I'm like, Oh, I mean there's that chance.

971
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: There's that chance. That's the problem. You listen to your wife.

972
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 1: I don't think the titans will actually win the game,

973
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: but I mean it could. It's Monday to night. You

974
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: know it could be close. So you're right. You're right.

975
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: Let me go titans plus ten. It's on her. She

976
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: owes you titans plus ten. And then, of course, all

977
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: here is the penis in my head, the vodkings. You

978
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: want to win some money. I didn't say anything, and

979
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 1: I think you understand. I didn't say anything about the

980
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: Vikings that game. I said I am that should be

981
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: the more entertaining game. It ended up not. Meaning I

982
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 1: didn't say the Vikings were gonna win that game and

983
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 1: I heard him say that to entertainment and it's fine,

984
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a close one. So I'm like, Oh,

985
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 1: the Viking's just his conversations he makes up in his

986
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: damn head. You were talking because you said Vikings win

987
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. I never said that. You said there

988
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 1: gonna be really good exactly. The packers asked every game. Now,

989
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: throughout the year, we have that narrative in our head.

990
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: Absolutely Vikings. And you're like, oh, he said the vic

991
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: like when there's silence in the room, I hear your

992
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: voice going. So what did I go? I went on

993
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: Vikings plus two and a bad one by seventh, third

994
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: dark night. You got smoked on both, though, by eight o'clock.

995
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,839
Speaker 1: I'm like just you. Hey, bet M Jim was like, Hey,

996
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: suck it, hey, there's your thanks for that gift. Yeah,

997
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: you weren't even close. Terrible man. I'M gonna say my

998
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 1: most surprisant team is the chiefs. Not, no, he already

999
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: took the colts. I thought the chiefs. Brother. Can I

1000
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: save that clip? No, no, I thought the chiefs were

1001
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: going to struggle with all these new wide receivers. No,

1002
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: tyreek hill, I thought he was gonna be hard to

1003
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: score points. Well, they still seem to score points no problem,

1004
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: and they struggled a little at the charter. They didn't

1005
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: struggle a little bit and I think they still should

1006
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: have lost that game. But I'm still impressed that they

1007
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: are able to move the ball instead of having the explosive.

1008
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: There's only one guy doing it and that's Patrick Mahomes.

1009
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: He's the third Kenneth. I think he's the third Kenneth. Uh,

1010
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: the guy from Michigan States, the fourth Kenneth Walker, Kenneth,

1011
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:29,760
Speaker 1: I think Kenneth's last name is minute, Kenneth Walker, the fourth.

1012
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: There's another star, gain well Gardner minshew is Patty Mahomes,

1013
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: the fourth, I think it's Gardner Minshew, or maybe the

1014
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 1: second is Gardner minshew. The third he's something Patty. It

1015
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 1: would be junior. It doesn't start. No Junior. Then the second. Oh, really,

1016
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: it's it's Patty Mahomes, senior Patty Mahomes, junior patty mahomes.

1017
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 1: The second really Pat Mahomes the third, or else all

1018
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: the juniors would be the second. I thought they were Jr.

1019
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,760
Speaker 1: He's never been this. I thought they just say junior.

1020
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: So they don't say the second like that. That is

1021
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: so weird, because the second is really the third. YEA,

1022
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 1: it makes no damn could be completely wrong, but no

1023
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: way you could be absolutely damn wrong. No freaking I'm

1024
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: going from my family. My brother's a junior. He's never

1025
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 1: been the second. He's just junior, bryce young five. There's

1026
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: is it Hendon Hooker the forest? Anyway, isn't my homes

1027
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 1: kind of I mean he's the one leading this whole team. Yes,

1028
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: and they're using Edwards, Hilaire Moore and which is important

1029
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 1: because they never receiver. That's another team that I just

1030
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: I've always worried that they don't run the ball enough.

1031
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: They really don't them in the bid. They just don't

1032
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: run the ball enough, and I understand that's cute and cool,

1033
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 1: but when you want to grind like the Patriots, they

1034
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 1: know how to grind out the game with six minutes ago,

1035
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: they get the ball up, they just run, run, run

1036
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: and eat up the whole clock and I don't think

1037
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: the chiefs are. The bills are good at doing that,

1038
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: and so that's what worries me about those two teams.

1039
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 1: Don't be worried, will be okay. I mean it seems

1040
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: to work for the chiefs because they seemed to go

1041
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: damn deep in the playoffs. Every year there AFC championship.

1042
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: There's a dude on the chiefs number ten, which is

1043
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 1: tyreek Hill Hardman Pacheco. Yeah, and I thought like, I mean,

1044
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: he almost looks like Tyreek, just body shape and everything.

1045
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: So when I saw him in the field and like

1046
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: holy is it disrespectful to like, I mean, tyreek did

1047
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 1: a lot for the chiefs, right, I don't know, he

1048
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 1: went a lifer. Yeah, exactly, so it's no big deal.

1049
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: But I mean this dude looks just like tyreek. He

1050
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: I think he runs almost the same kind of he's

1051
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:40,439
Speaker 1: the same receivers tyreek. Well, he's a running back. What? Oh, shoot,

1052
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: that is the receiver, maybe, but he may I don't know.

1053
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: I don't know who wears the I don't pay attention.

1054
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: I'm not good at numbers in jerseys. I don't pay

1055
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 1: attention to I'm not either in the fact that I

1056
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:54,919
Speaker 1: thought that was tyreek. Well, that's the only one. Can't

1057
00:54:54,960 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: give me another one? Jordan's Rodman. I don't know. He's

1058
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 1: not ninety one. He was like some crazy. He was

1059
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 1: what I'm saying with the Spurs. Go ahead. Jordan's stupid.

1060
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: Another one. Lebron. I don't I think he's twenty three.

1061
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: Or is he eight? That's Kobe. Wow, the fact. And

1062
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 1: Lebron shaved his head. You can disrespect m after he

1063
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: got the hair transplants he shaved his head finally. Well,

1064
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: that's weird. And did you see, man? He grew his

1065
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: hair long. It was so stupid, like everybody. No, people

1066
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: hit me. Oh, this is the funniest thing ever. I'm

1067
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,760
Speaker 1: telling you, man, sports people are stupid, like it's not funny.

1068
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: But it wasn't funny because it was so obvious. Peyton

1069
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: manning walks in all the walking walk onto like six

1070
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: FT tall. It's not Peyton's six FT five, like it's

1071
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: like okay, there's something of this walk on his six

1072
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: five and it had been done before. Jared Goff did

1073
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: in two thousand eighteen and Jared Goff was much better.

1074
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: Uncle drew. He was the first. And the fact that

1075
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: people hit you up to even tell you that this

1076
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: is funny. I mean got some pretty boring lives. Yeah,

1077
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: they need to comedy. That tells you how boring their

1078
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 1: jobs are. And somebody thought that was laugh out loud funny. Man,

1079
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: they got a slow day and they don't know what

1080
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: real funny is. Like go watching M Sandler movie, man, yeah,

1081
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: or listen to this podcast. Yeah, exactly. Did you know

1082
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: who is shockingly tall? Kevin Hart? No, Herbert. Yeah, I

1083
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: didn't realize that. Yeah, when we first moved here I

1084
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: moved ran into him in the sporting goods store, rusting

1085
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:38,959
Speaker 1: Herbert Kirk Herp Street. Are they doing that Thursday again? Yeah,

1086
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 1: that's every Thursday. I don't know where. I heard Harp

1087
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: Street the whole time. I was like, yeah, Harp Street

1088
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: is pretty bad tall. I don't know herb she will

1089
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: be in town. He's going Valls Gators Game Day Saturday.

1090
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: They'RE gonna be here in Nashville. I'm thinking about going

1091
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 1: to Knoxville. Don't think about it. Go. I'm just kidding.

1092
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,760
Speaker 1: I can't. Why not? It's already turned down bones for Vegas,

1093
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 1: so I gotta stay in town. Well, you can still

1094
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: go back to bones. Don't you want to go to Vegas? No,

1095
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 1: he needs to go to Knoxville. But bezier still needs

1096
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: a watching eye. You know what was crazy is that

1097
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: they were showing when, uh, last Thursday night, mahomes versus

1098
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: Herbert coming out of high school, the recruit number they

1099
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: were like. Herbert was like number five hundred and Mahomes

1100
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: was like number four hundred. That tells you people don't

1101
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: know what they're talking something like that. Well, you know, honestly,

1102
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't really know of Mahomes until

1103
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: his senior year in college. So he was massive with

1104
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: Texas techs, but it takes a maybe it takes a

1105
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: while to develop. So that's what I'm launching the ball

1106
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: over the yard, Dude. I was betting over's like crazy dude.

1107
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: They got that Patty Mahomes guy over nine. They come

1108
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: on Patty. Then I think they called him Mahomie and

1109
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: they scored about eighty points of game and lost every game. Yeah, okay,

1110
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: they didn't win one, like they won a couple of yeah,

1111
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: but I'm saying for how good mahomes was and Kingsbury

1112
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: was the coach and they couldn't win with Mahomes, but

1113
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,040
Speaker 1: then he gets hired as an NFL head coach. You

1114
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: just said that draft and Josh Allen went to Wyoming.

1115
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: The fact that he didn't play it in sec school

1116
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: blows me away. Not One sec school knew about Josh Allen,

1117
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: and what's crazy is if he did play for an

1118
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: SEC school, we probably would never had him. What? He

1119
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: may not get a chance. Huh Huh. He may not

1120
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: gotten the chance. He would have got on the field.

1121
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:23,439
Speaker 1: He wasn't good enough. He was. The big thing coming

1122
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: out of college is how inaccurate he was, even at Wyoming,

1123
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: when there's not even good defense. If you're a star

1124
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: at a small school, you can be found. Like they

1125
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: will find in mentioned never play in a big school.

1126
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: They'll never. I mean every once in a while, like

1127
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: Matt Castle. He never played in college. Hey, we shook

1128
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: hands yesterday. You know, Matt Castle. How big is this hand? Big,

1129
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: big dude. How big is big. I'd imagine he goes hey,

1130
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: I don't think we met some dude. I'm Eddie, I'm Matt.

1131
00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: Couldn't meet you, dude. He said go pats. No, is

1132
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: he a patriot? Yeah, the chief go chiefs too. He

1133
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: was both. He played. He was the quarterback that played

1134
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 1: when Tom Brady got hurt the whole year, when he

1135
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 1: hurt his knee. That would have been a good fact

1136
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 1: to know when you shook his hand. Yeah, I mean

1137
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: I'm a conversation. I'm nine percent sure that he did

1138
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 1: not play in college. He was the backup to, I

1139
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: believe Matt Leinert USC California did. I don't know where

1140
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 1: he's from, but he was like a like maybe a

1141
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: stud in high school or backup in high school, back

1142
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: and then freaking made it the NFL. I mean that's

1143
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: unbelievable to not even play and boom, here you go NFL.

1144
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: Let's go. Maybe it's Carson. I don't know. WHO's good.

1145
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 1: Here's decent, decent. Yeah. So, yeah, man, was this a

1146
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 1: good episode? I don't know, man, I don't know. Man.

1147
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes you guys drag Assi at work. I feel like

1148
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 1: I dragged ass on this microphone all day. He did great. Right,

1149
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 1: I got lost about already minutes and I didn't even

1150
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: know where the guy was. You got me on the

1151
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 1: biggest team. That surprised you this year, man, I didn't

1152
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: know where to go. Shut you had a one and

1153
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 1: thirty two shots. Man, went with my heart, went with

1154
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 1: my gut. That's good. Yeah, another one too, I think,

1155
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: is the raiders. No, I thought the raiders would suck you.

1156
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: With Davante, they don't even find him. He kind of

1157
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: got a little bit last game. I don't know if

1158
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 1: they've done he hasn't been big yet. Why are you like?

1159
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 1: You're the one that's all like, oh, man, car, you

1160
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: gotta respect car, but I think it's the race. Good God, alright, guys,

1161
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: he sucks, dude, he sucks. Car. Like, when you've seen him,

1162
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: when are two things. Have you seen him? When are

1163
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: you going to realize Garoppolo is better than everyone thinks? Okay,

1164
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Garoppolo is really that's the thing. Did

1165
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 1: you see how love Garoppolo is by the team? They

1166
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: were smacking his helmet, his ass when he was here,

1167
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: celebrating him, and there was a clip online that says,

1168
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: look at this guy. They now loves him. They Robbolo

1169
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: gets no love because he's not sexy. He's not pretty

1170
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 1: good sex. I think he's hot. Okay, maybe sexy was

1171
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 1: the wrong term. Yes, I think he's not flashy. He's

1172
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 1: not flashy. Can you imagine if he was at a

1173
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 1: booth and doing CBS mornings or whatever? They're going around

1174
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: the room, they're like lunch, you're take on Garoppolo's sexy.

1175
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 1: What the we're going to he isn't Kyler Murray, he's

1176
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 1: not Lamar Jack. You think he's not patty mahomes throwing

1177
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: it all over the yard? For me, no, way, too short.

1178
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 1: He can't even see over those guys and just like

1179
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: to has said if I can't see you, I'm not

1180
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,919
Speaker 1: gonna throw to you. So if you can't see me,

1181
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: then I'm not gonna throw to you. Yeah, it's like

1182
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: those eighteen wheelers. If you can't see my mirrors, I

1183
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 1: can't see you. That's what twus said. He put up

1184
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: six hundred yards the next game. Yeah, I guess what.

1185
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: You can put his mirrors out. What I'm saying is

1186
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't jump off the page because he's not an

1187
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: amazing athlete. He doesn't. He's not running around flinging it sideways, backwards,

1188
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 1: throwing ninety yard bombs. But he gets it done. He

1189
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:15,120
Speaker 1: Wins Games. He wins freaking games, and that two things. Garoppolo,

1190
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 1: just stop it, stop it. He's a good quarterback. You

1191
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: need him on your team. Second, car, that's it. To

1192
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: Go back to Canadian football league. He never went, he

1193
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: never whatever. But then start, start you in your career.

1194
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 1: I don't think it was car's fault. They lost that

1195
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: game in Arizona. The defense. They keep giving him chances

1196
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 1: every year. That's Vegas. What Vegas thing? He wasn't on

1197
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: the field for thirty nine minutes. I'm pretty sure. I'm

1198
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 1: pretty sure David Carr got them that, David, are no

1199
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 1: longer than sports penis. He got murdering, I mean when

1200
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 1: he played for Texans. But who do you think got

1201
01:02:56,800 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 1: the raiders that leave? WAS IT Derek Carr? No, who wasn't?

1202
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: Running back, Jacob, Jack Jacobs, it was walder. I was

1203
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 1: doing it. It's super done, man. You only get so

1204
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 1: many chances in the NFL. And then you don't think

1205
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: it's many of the coaching. No, every year it's the coaching.

1206
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: He was really good last year. Hey, and titans have

1207
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: a quick turnaround because they played on Monday night and

1208
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 1: they got a game on Sunday against the raiders, I think. Uh,

1209
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: but he said short turnaround teams aren't good. And flight,

1210
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 1: because they had in Vegas Buffalo to hear. So how

1211
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: long does that flight? Lunch flights four hours? No, I

1212
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't like the raiders coming here

1213
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: to play in this time zone. Okay, so we want

1214
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 1: titans on Sundays. Do they play at noon or they

1215
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: play at three? Got To be noon. They never have

1216
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 1: three games and until first game of the year randomly

1217
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,480
Speaker 1: was at three. We play every game at noon. I

1218
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: don't know why they're the most yeah, yeah, I mean

1219
01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: I like this. What are you looking up? Derek car for? Ye,

1220
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 1: I'm get up his staff from last year. I'm trying

1221
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: to look at him, but they didn't pull. But we

1222
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 1: saw it in person at St Losers Convention. Oh did we? Yeah,

1223
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 1: we watched that. Oh Yeah, we did watch him playing

1224
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,200
Speaker 1: the bengals. I mean he was pretty good last year.

1225
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 1: My Boy Rick Rod was there, who sucking down ciggies

1226
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 1: and betting on either the raiders couple. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1227
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: I mean he had forty eight hundred yards passing last year,

1228
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 1: twenty three touchdowns. Did cappy ever check out of the Westgate?

1229
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: Cappy now he's been living there trying to recover for

1230
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 1: a year. Cappy and Leilani, we set her name right.

1231
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 1: There you go. I've always said her name right. All right,

1232
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 1: heard the freaking cafe. Let me know when you guys

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Speaker 1: are going to Vegas. Me and Bazer want to give

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Speaker 1: you guys a twenty dollar bet that you could put

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Speaker 1: on black. We're all going to Vegas. I'm not going. No,

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Speaker 1: I'M NOT gonna put it on black, but I'll put

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Speaker 1: it on. So we're going to give back. Tell me

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Speaker 1: the table minimum. If it's ten, I'm gonna give you

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Speaker 1: ten and I need you to go to a table

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Speaker 1: video and I need you to put it on black.

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Speaker 1: Ten dollars. Well, I won't black. It's bad. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: about Palm Tree? Will you bet one of the palm trees? Hell, no, three, now, right,

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Speaker 1: there's three palm trees. Gotta Watch that. They got me

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Speaker 1: last they got my ass. Hey, N on palm tree.

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Speaker 1: I said, what does that mean? He celebrates. That mean

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Speaker 1: I win like Palm Tree. What's that? He goes it's

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Speaker 1: a trip, you lose, he goes. It's just like another green.

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Speaker 1: We added a third. I might excuse me. What, kid

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Speaker 1: you might want to tell me before I start playing. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I was pissed. Yeah, what did I win? A trip

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Speaker 1: to a roof. I think Bezer, now that I think

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Speaker 1: about it. It was a little foggy, but she did

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Speaker 1: one of the three Greens and I was like get

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Speaker 1: that off the table and we grabbed it last second.

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Speaker 1: I got the hell out of that casino. Probably on

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Speaker 1: the palm, I don't know. We never watched it, but

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Speaker 1: I'm messing with three Greens because that your odds then

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Speaker 1: are about forty one on roulette if there's three Greens. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: really stupid, really stupid. If you can find a tour,

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Speaker 1: find the tour and I'd rather do sports. When am

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Speaker 1: I addre? About sixty percent. So how much? So usually

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Speaker 1: hit your bets. I'm not true. What I do math?

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Speaker 1: That's not true. Just stop. You're why? Well, does his

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Speaker 1: wife make up for him? Did you guys see this?

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Speaker 1: It makes you have to say this. They did to

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Speaker 1: pick him. Truck or Tim won six. Yeah, he's alive. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he won six hundred dollars. He cleans up. And now

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Speaker 1: I saw he had a crash in Oklahoma. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: dildos and everything all over the prison highway, him frantically

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Speaker 1: picking up all the Dido a Loube. There really was

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Speaker 1: a simnd that crashing Oklahoma that spilled loube and dildos

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Speaker 1: all over the high truck. I tried to post the

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Speaker 1: video but truck him involved in wrecking. Olkoholma tends out

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Speaker 1: there grabbing the not. They thought that one of them

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Speaker 1: was a person died, but it was just a mannequin

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Speaker 1: to blow up bodies everywhere. They're on different positions. But bazier,

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Speaker 1: she on that she picked city should rather visit and

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Speaker 1: she hit ten out of seventeen. Trucker Tim hits twelve

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Speaker 1: out of seventeen cities and she finished in fifth place.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing how much money you win. Zero, sadly, are

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Speaker 1: we done? Eddie's wearing his cowboys head. Guys, of course,

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Speaker 1: of course, with the giants on Monday night, what run

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Speaker 1: all over that? Okay, he'll dust you, guys. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait, baby. And now martinel defense is going

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Speaker 1: to be having something. And then Jerry says Da's gonna

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Speaker 1: be back and like next week or something. Hell, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't need him, you got Cooper man. Okay, Alright, goodbye.

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Speaker 1: That's the doctor. I don't need Jerry, he said. Jerry's

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Speaker 1: the one given the updates and Americas out in the

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Speaker 1: front press conference. Doctor starts talking. No, no no, no, I

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Speaker 1: got this. Well, sit back down, doctor. Well, what dock

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Speaker 1: has is he has a third medical do dorry deactly

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Speaker 1: back in a week? He just has a nick on

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Speaker 1: his like no, no no, no, no, we're good. We're good.

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Speaker 1: All right, everybody good. Buy One, let's go.