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Speaker 2: Yeah? No, he likes that call. Car used to call

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Speaker 1: It's just like, you know what I think caused that?

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Speaker 1: I thought it was the Dream Team. So embarrassed all

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Speaker 1: but we're not going to out jump these guys. Everybody's

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Speaker 3: Right now, you couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 1: It was just like this just didn't happen. It's just

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Speaker 3: So now his son, Bull Bull, all he does is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Are you still a Celtics friends, and we just thinking

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Speaker 1: I am I'm a hockey fan first, so I watched

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Speaker 1: I live in LA so my kids can roof for

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my son's a Knicks fan.

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Speaker 2: There's only two stop it.

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Speaker 3: I gave the wife got to choose, but he's an

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Speaker 1: Talking about it, I want to gain into conspiracy. You

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Speaker 3: The draft lottery is one of the best sports conspiracy

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Speaker 2: You said, do I want to play where it's cold sunny?

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Speaker 3: It was before the lottery.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, that guy was filthy. Yeah, he was filthy.

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Speaker 1: they just called like thirty something fouls on us in

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Speaker 3: You were part of one that that what you're talking

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Speaker 1: I would just have to hang out with you more,

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