WEBVTT - Episode 6 - Disney’s “Opposite Day” 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:08.760 Welcome to Get It to Dutch. A screenwriter's Journey. 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:12.360 I'm Mark, I'm Greg, I'm Brendan aka BB Starland. 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:16.239 Okay, BB Starland, and we are a team of Hollywood 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:19.360 screenwriters who meet every week to read from an original 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:21.799 screenplay that one of us has written. We give notes 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:25.400 and rank the scripts, and at the end of the season, well, 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:28.000 we were going to pitch the best script to now 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:31.120 deceased Dutch Huxley, but hopefully we'll be pitching to his 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:34.839 son Duck. So let's get into new business. I have 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.880 a little item of new business. Great. Okay, wait, now 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:41.400 this loosely connects to the industry because it's just one 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:45.120 of these annoying LA things. I'm sure you got this. 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:49.400 Our old pal, Keith Morasco, has asked us to contribute 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:53.519 to his divorce registry, which is sad news in a 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:54.000 lot of ways. 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.800 He's getting divorced, but not really. I mean, it's kind 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:58.960 of typical. He gets divorced every year or two. 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:00.760 Falling for it. 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:02.600 But now that he's in LA, he gets to do 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:03.800 this divorce registry. 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:06.520 I don't know what it is about LA that somehow 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.200 we all decided that this was going to be a 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.720 thing we're gonna do in divorce registry. So if you 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:14.600 if you're in a part of the country that doesn't 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:18.400 have these things, maybe it hasn't spread. The virus hasn't 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:21.120 spread this far. You can either buy him something on 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.600 his divorce registry, just like a wedding registry, or you 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:27.800 can buy back something that you bought him for his 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.560 wedding on his wedding registry. Now he asked me to 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:32.440 give him five hundred bucks for the locker set that 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:35.039 I bought him on his wedding registry, and it only 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:37.640 costs three hundred dollars the first time, so I'm out 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:38.520 eight hundred bucks. 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:40.320 Does get better with age. 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.640 It's so hard to know what to do in the 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.520 level at which you participate in one of these things. 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:47.480 The thing is he's going to be out on his ass, 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:49.080 so you got to get him something. And the things 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:53.480 that are on the list are like a futon sad cagurator, cagerator. 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:56.160 A Hammock emailed me, asking me if I had his 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:59.680 old Supernintendo, so he's just like fully going back to sixteen. 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.520 I think think a single serve coffee maker, A bong 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:05.720 is on there. Wow, a trans am is on there. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:07.480 I just went ahead and went cheap and I got 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:08.680 him a diamond studied earring. 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.320 Well, I didn't get him anything for his wedding. I'm 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:12.359 not getting him anything for. 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:14.960 This tiled Morasco fiasco. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:17.960 Sure is in VISI line is on there, So I 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:21.040 don't know. I feel like I'm going to be in 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.239 the hole for this guy. I know him the best. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:27.040 Yeah, and you know, honestly I wanted I was hoping 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:28.760 that he would just do one of those conscious on 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.920 couplings because then they usually can't do the divorce registry. 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:34.040 Well have you heard about that? Well, that's when everybody 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.560 that's where you and your partner and then everybody that 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:38.600 you know, stands in a circle and agrees that you 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.320 shouldn't be together. But it's supposedly some patico. It's what 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:43.040 Gwyneth Paltrow does with all her husbands. 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:47.200 Oh but she's a billionaire. Yeah, of course, Keith not 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:51.520 a billionaire. The Morasco fiasco is that he doesn't have 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:53.079 any of his own stuff. 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:55.280 Yeah, his teeth are going to look great though with 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:55.760 that hearing. 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:57.720 Do you have anything, Greg. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.920 I do, I've got some new business. I have a. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:05.280 Date whoa the anti Morasco. That's right. 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:09.880 So love died a new love rose has blossomed exactly 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.440 And it was where love died because I actually got 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:14.360 the number at a funeral. 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:17.600 Funeral, at a Dutches's funeral, Duchess funeral. 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:19.639 Yeah, whos a number? Did you? 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:20.720 I'm not going to get into that. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:22.400 Was it the widow Huxley? 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:26.120 How did you know that this is a bad idea? No, 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:29.400 it's not. It's a great idea. How did we know? 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.360 Because she would be the worst person for you to 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.360 be dating. And if I know anything about Greg's dating 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:36.600 history age that he makes very poor decisions. So here's 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:39.080 the thing, man, we're trying to pitch to Duck. This 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:40.720 is the worst thing you can do. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.720 Man, there isn't a kid on fucking earth who wants 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:44.800 to be friends with someone. 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:47.360 Who's blinking his mom. That's why I hate my dad. 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:48.200 Friends. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:52.720 The heart has its reasons, which reason knows nothing of God. 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:54.120 You are going to fuck this up? 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:54.680 No, I'm not. 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.640 Just let me play the school okay. Also, Duck is 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:59.040 older than me. He's going to be fine with me 0:03:59.080 --> 0:03:59.760 fucking his mom. 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.840 Oh, don't say it like that. Even hearing it in 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:04.400 the years. 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:09.040 Yeah, So ultimately, this I think is my last podcast 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:09.640 because I'm going. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:13.280 To be moving up to Monacito. What Yeah, dude, nice, 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:16.400 absolutely not can just walk out on the podcast. 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:18.240 Man, I think I've gotten what I need to get 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:21.840 out of this podcast, which is kind of a relationship. 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.400 That's what you wanted out of the podcast. You can 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:26.880 do that on an app, Dude. We're trying to sell 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:30.440 a fucking script mark. I'm taking the elevator. You guys 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:33.560 are taking the escalator. I've basically landed where I need to, 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:35.760 which is a nice summer place in Montecito. 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:37.240 It's so great up there there. 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:38.960 It is Gregg's ulterior motive. 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.440 You're welcome to come up some time and have lobster roles. 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.599 The good news is, I guess you'll be moving off 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.480 my couch, so you all need to go. 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:46.600 You get your place back. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:48.640 No, I will still be crashing here for a little 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:52.840 while until you know. The redesign at Monasito's is Bully 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:54.920 for me. Guys. We always said there'd be two ways 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:57.840 this podcast would end. If we sell a screenplay or 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.080 one of us falls in love. 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:02.160 We said it one of us got murdered, meaning here 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.520 until death or a sale, whichever comes first. 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:07.280 Well, I'm changing the rules because I am in love 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.760 and headed to Monacito eventually. 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:11.120 Okay, we'm up. 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:13.160 Sometime both actually, don't come up. You guys need to 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:17.040 clean up if you ever come up. Geez, like, look 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:19.800 like you could be in Monacito. You guys look like 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:21.920 the guys that they hire to come into Monacito when 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:23.520 there's a mud slide and they need to clean it up. 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.280 Oh, that was my first gig when I got here. 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:25.640 Really. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:29.640 Yeah, you guys are probably wondering why I'm wearing sunglasses 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:30.599 over my regular glass. 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:32.120 Oh I thought you just had those ones that change 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.160 color when you go into outside and they were broken. 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:38.960 No, because it's for me to whip off and say 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:42.800 this is definitely my last podcast. 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:43.840 Mah woo. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:45.279 Why what? 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:51.560 Oh bbe starland AyKa Brendan is on his way because 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:55.120 he yes, got word from Nan that I am check 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.320 a veil on Big. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:06:01.400 Wonder Amazing woo check the veil. So are you pinned? 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:05.040 Well, I'm check availed to be on hold waiting to 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:05.520 be pinned. 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:06.360 So you're on deck. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:09.960 I'm practically on set. For those who don't know, I'm 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:10.680 practically on. 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:11.640 I think that's that bad. 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.680 If you're on set, that's at bad. I thought you 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:14.520 bombed them. 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:15.800 Yeah, I thought it didn't go well. 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:18.479 Well, you know, I realized that's probably just something I do. 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.840 I tell myself that I bomb so that when I 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:24.720 get it, I feel fucking awesome, which I do. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:28.760 Right now, this is great Man's last shakes. Don't shake 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.760 on it. What do I have? Then? This is all 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:32.200 I have? 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:33.760 You have the podcast mark. 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:35.520 Right, But I can't do it by myself. 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.880 Sure, you can keep chugging away. We believe in you. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.040 We think your scripts are great. 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:43.000 Hey, listen, bud baby, this is how this industry works. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:48.200 You're down in the muck, so I can lift you up. Okay, 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.640 here's what I'm willing to do. Okay, sometime around season 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.440 three or four on Big Wonder, I'll talk to the 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:56.360 show runners see if they got a spot and they 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.440 were the showrunners for Big Wonder. 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.400 It's a ship being and Amy Bosco Brandt. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:04.839 Really Coppleman, Marlene Koppleman, No Kopleman. 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.200 Did the pilot? Did bring and shep? 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:07.320 And Amian? What did shep? 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:07.560 Bing? 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.279 And Amy Bosco Brandt? Right? 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:11.920 I mean basically all of nineties television. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.840 Bokmates, yes, all the classics, bunk Mates, pals A hand 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.160 Rahan and Hairn hand Rahan. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.760 Oh, they did all the Murphy's shows, right, Murphy's Law, 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.240 Murphy's Dental, Murphy's Bakery, and of. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:24.040 Course the first openly gay character on TV. 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:25.680 And figuring it out. That's right. 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.840 And then they did Finger Figure figure. 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:31.320 In comes comes out as gay to his family, figuring 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.200 it out. So there you go, Bud, Look, I talked 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:37.080 to those two and before you know it, Bing Bang Boom. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.200 Maybe you're getting coffees and stuff, and then this thing 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:41.040 goes twenty seasons. 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.560 Maybe finally you get a script. That's how the industry works. 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:46.520 Is Bing Bang Boom a shep bing reference? 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:48.720 Bing Bang Boom was a show that that's what the 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:50.760 Big Bang theory stole, right, that was bing. It was 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:52.000 originally called Bing Bang Boom. 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:55.040 Yeah, well, congratulations, I'm glad you got it. 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.800 Thank you, I'm thrilled. Originally, of course, the part of 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:59.760 George on Big Wonder was going to Jimmy Squiggs. 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:00.480 But he passed. 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:01.800 Oh he passed on the project. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:02.320 He passed. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:03.800 No, he passed, he's dead. 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:07.160 Oh yeah, yeah, so I'm having to do the pilot 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.200 for free, because they already paid him to do it. 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:12.000 But you know, if this thing goes to series, there 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:13.480 may be room to breed negotiate. 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.320 Maybe you better check on that. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.840 Well, our news is pretty huge, and poor Mark just 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:20.320 has this divorce registry thing. 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:21.960 I feel so sad. You look like I said, a 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:22.640 little puppy. 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:24.920 Yeah it's okay, man. You have to podcast. Keep churning, 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:28.000 keep plugging away, keep slapping the scripts down, and you 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:28.760 guys ever want. 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:30.600 To guess that would help me out a ton all. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.400 Just please on the podcast. Yeah, I'll be up at Montecito. 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:34.480 It's a pretty far drive. 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:36.800 Just grow talk to Nan for me. She does my scheduling. 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:39.240 Now I'm finally getting Nan to do my scheduling and 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:40.199 not some intern. 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.000 We couldn't come down from Montecito. 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.920 I don't think the helicopter could land on this roof. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.520 It's not it doesn't support it. How sturdy is this roof? 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:02.120 Should we even do the podcast? Asked today? But let's 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:03.679 go out? Why would we do it? 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.320 Let's send this thing out with a bang? 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:09.000 Yeah, the bang, bing bang boom. 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:10.960 Come on, Mark, let's just do one more. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.520 The whole gang's together. One more time. We're all in 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:15.880 the saddle. Let's take the horse into the barn and 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:17.720 shoot it in its fucking head. 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:20.560 All right, make some glue out of it. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.160 So okay, so much it wrong with it? The dead 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:25.679 horse is yours to do. 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:29.280 The Let's do the backstory on today's script. Last week, 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.319 Brendan was on the Disney lot. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.640 That were you on the Disney lot for another audition? 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.280 No, I was just taking the tour, but I got 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:39.360 lost trying to find a bathroom. I walk by this boardroom. 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:41.440 I see this blue little note card on it and 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:45.600 it says opposite day. Then of course the security bust in. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.480 They escort me out. Uh NaN's working to clear all 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:49.080 that up for me. 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:53.360 But so opposite Day, which is very cool. We decided 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:56.680 to write Disney's Opposite Day and then we'll try to 0:09:56.720 --> 0:10:00.319 sell it back to Disney. Yeah, baby is not steal, 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.360 not steal, This is not It's delivering exactly what they're 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:03.839 looking for. 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:07.440 It's in the zeitgeist, and it is, in my humble opinion, 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.280 the most unmissible idea of all time. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.719 Basically writes itself. It's Jordan on a breakaway totally, he 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:14.680 writes itself. 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:16.800 And since I was on my honeymoon phase with the 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:20.720 widow Huxley and Brendan's been focusing on his big screen. 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:23.199 Test Mark was the lucky one to draw the straw 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:24.199 and just write it up. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.280 Yeah, and truly it was like we all agreed, it 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:30.000 basically wrote itself. So I'm very happy to you know, 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:31.679 be the one to tee it up and knock it 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:32.880 out without any further ado. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.800 I present to you kind of Disney's Opposite the Perfect 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:39.360 Last podcast. Huh, Disney's Opposite Day slam Dunk. I'm going 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.040 to miss you, guys, so let me set up the 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:41.680 script for you. 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:45.680 This is Disney's Opposite Day. We focus on a young 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:49.240 kid who's a pretty doofy. He gets bullied a lot, 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:53.120 and he's very smart, and he's into science. He's he 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.200 just doesn't have his uh, you know, his balance in 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:58.960 middle school yet. But as we're going to see through 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:03.240 a few of fate, his world is about to change. 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:06.160 Yeah Earth, I mean you already, you can already see it. 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:08.640 You can see it happening. Okay, Brenda wants you to 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:11.319 take stage directions, and we are off. 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:14.960 Exterior George W. Bush Middle school day. A bus pulls 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:17.240 up in a gaggle of teens pile off. Last to 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:20.000 step off is a pre pubescent duf and glasses. This 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.400 is Chucky Wigglesworth. 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.840 New school Year. All's I gotta do is fit in, 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:26.559 stay cool and confident. 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:29.520 We hear the toot of a horn. Chucky looks over 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.400 and sees the bus driver waving at him. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:34.640 Have a right day, Dumpling. A group of bullies snicker. 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:36.720 Dad, please don't call me dumpling. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:39.360 Can help it, Bud. You're a plump little dumpling and 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:42.040 I love you more than anything. Chucky is shove from behind. 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.880 Plump Dumpling. That means fat Wanton. The bus driver loves you, 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.840 fat Wanton. Well, he is my dad. 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:52.559 The bully pushes him in the mud. The mud splashes 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:53.520 on a cheerleader. 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:57.600 Uh, you got mud on my cheerleader skirt. Dork, sorry, 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:01.080 Mallory oo check his pants out. He loves you. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:05.440 The bully points out a bulge in Chucky's pants. Everyone gasps, no, no, no, 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:08.960 it's a lightsaber, a real life lightsaber. He reaches into 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.160 his pants and pulls out the handle of a lightsaber. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:13.240 See. He presses a button and it. 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.400 Immediately sparks and physics, knocking Chucky off his feet back 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:18.920 into the mud puddle. He looks up to see Principal 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:21.079 Wilcox with mud all over his trousers. 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.880 Mister Wigglesworth, we do not pull lightsabers out of our 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.200 pants at this school. My office. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.360 Now, As the rest of the teens filter into the school, 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:34.280 Chucky's best friend Ali appears by his side. Dang, I 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:36.319 guess I won't be seeing you for first period. 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.120 Did you get the schematics on the flying skateboard? 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:42.800 Ali unrolls a large blueprint. I figured out the stabilizer, 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:44.640 but we still need the propulsion system. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:46.400 Have you tried lithium in kool aid? 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:47.760 Hey, that could work. 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:50.880 I'm gonna win the science fear and everybody's gonna see them. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.000 I'm the coolest guy in town. Yeah. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:54.480 Maybe if it was opposite day. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:58.400 Chucky's dad's bus drives away and splashes more mud on him. 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:07.920 Oh sorry, I wish it was opposite day. Whoa we go? 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.400 We go? Well, so much cool setup. 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:13.960 You totally didn't overthink it. Great job, pal, oh man, 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.400 I mean this is perfect. I can see where everything's. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:17.000 About to be opposite. 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.400 You got the bullies, you got the girl, you got 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:20.400 the flying skateboard. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:23.640 Yeah, it's it's it's it's a pretty good story, you know, 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.760 it's it's easy, wrote itself and yeah. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:28.800 And he didn't mark it up. Good job, get kept 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:30.000 focused and then nailed it. 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:33.319 This is great? All right? Nope? Hold on, Nan says, 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:34.439 something's up with the deal. 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:36.000 What I'm off? 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:37.959 Check of ail? What does that mean? 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:42.400 It probably just means I got it right? Nice, it's unpinned, 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.760 She says, Good God, Gad got it? 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:45.640 Life? 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:47.000 Does that mean? Holy fuck? 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:50.559 Hold on a second, let me ask you. Yeah, Brenda 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:55.280 Jennings baby Starlind for Nan Man, Nan, Hey, Yeah, what 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:55.760 is good? 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.720 God? Gad got it? What does that mean? Josh Gad, Ron, 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.800 Josh Gadd's dad, Ron Dad got it? Good God? How 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.920 old is God's dad? What's Ron Wanton got to do 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:11.280 with this? Oh? Ron one one? Why are you celebrating him? 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:14.400 Nan? She fucking hung up? 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:15.760 God damn it? 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:17.520 Shit, what happened? 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:18.720 Fucking life is over? 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:19.400 What is good? 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:19.600 God? 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.200 God, God, Good God, Dad, good. 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.160 God, Gad God? It means Ron Gad got it? 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:27.840 Josh Gadd's dad round, Gad, God, George, he's George and 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:28.320 big one. 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.200 What the fuck is going on? Here. 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:32.120 Oh fuck, I'm so sorry. Man. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:33.200 That sucks. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.680 At least you have this podcast. 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:36.120 Maybe it's opposite day. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:38.760 Maybe I'm gonna take. 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:40.880 Some nan and ask her it's not opposite day. 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:44.440 Yeah, she says, it's not opposite day. I didn't get it, 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:48.560 but it is opposite day that they're big fans. Oh 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:50.880 they hate me. That's great. So all this time they've 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:52.400 been saying big fans, they actually hate me. 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:56.720 Don't dude, you cannot You can't have two slam dunks 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:57.440 at the same time. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:00.000 Oh my god, I have fucking nothing. I can't belie. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:00.560 Leave this. 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:03.680 I have two slams at the same time. If it's 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.680 a dunk contest, then you can do whatever the fuck 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:06.200 you want. 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:09.040 Right But I'm saying in the game, you have one 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:11.080 ball in hand and that's this podcast, and you can 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.360 still dunk this down. And I'm sorry about the whole 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:14.320 TV thing. 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:17.800 And listen, man, we have opposite day. This is our 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:20.240 ticket out of this dump. All right, you're right man, 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.640 this so let's all settle down. I know it sucks 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:25.760 right now is the worst because you just got the news, 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:29.440 but we have this golden ticket. We move forward. We're 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:32.400 fucking jedis right now. You ever thought about that we 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:35.240 could turn things down one day when we sell this thing. 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:37.520 I can't wait to get to a place where I 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:38.440 can just turn things down. 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.760 I can't wait to say no to everything and just 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.760 be in my place with lots of sunlight and plants. 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:47.960 You gotta do something, you know what, no opposite day? 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:50.640 Fuck it right, we got this. This is a home run, 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:52.960 it's a can't miss. Let's do this thing. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.080 This is what we got. So let's go to the 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:59.320 next section. Okay, So during a game of dodgeball, Chucky 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:02.400 got hit the head and it reflected out perfect. Yes. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.960 Then he woke up in his bedroom later that night, 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:06.240 and that's where we pick it up. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:09.400 Excellent, great work, Mark, and I'm gonna take the script. 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:11.640 I'm gonna shove it down there, fucking throats. 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:14.800 Let's go back on board with the pod. Here we go. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:19.400 Interior Chucky's bedroom night. Chucky blinks his eyes awake. He 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:22.160 reaches for his glasses, but they're not where there usually are. 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.920 Then he realizes that he can see perfect without them. Puzzling, 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.200 he looks around his room. It's filled with plants and trees. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:32.480 He knows he's inside his bedroom. But this feels like 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:34.359 he's actually outside in the backyard. 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:35.880 That's strange. 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:39.640 Interior kitchen. Moments later, Chucky sits at the kitchen table 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:41.440 and his mom walks in backwards. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.840 Mom, what are you doing? Just walking into the kitchen 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:48.400 to get breakfast? Time for breakfast? But it's nighttime, of 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:49.160 course it is. 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:50.840 When else would we eat breakfast? 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:54.840 Where's dad? If it's nighttime, he must be done with 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:58.320 his rout, his route, his bus route. He never works 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:01.120