WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Ben's Updated Big Board (List)

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<v Speaker 1>Cutbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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<v Speaker 2>The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in

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<v Speaker 2>the air everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben and Danny g Radios.

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<v Speaker 1>We slide into the final day of the month of May.

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<v Speaker 1>This is it, this swan song, the final show for

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<v Speaker 1>me in the month of May. Today, thirty first day

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<v Speaker 1>we got slide into June this weekend as we are

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<v Speaker 1>here all weekend long. This is not the original Recipe podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Extra Crispy, Extra Spicy because we can

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<v Speaker 1>say bad words and the Boss can't mess with us bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>The Fifth Hour and Danny I am. I am fired up.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some things happened to me the last week that

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<v Speaker 1>I did not talk about. Well, one thing I did

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<v Speaker 1>talk about on the on the radio show, but something

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get to at some point this weekend. Happened that

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<v Speaker 1>was one of the craziest things that has taken place,

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<v Speaker 1>that was risky, was all that, and we'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>it at some point. But it's it's great to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out and we don't have to worry about any of

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<v Speaker 1>the normal nonsense from the from the sports radio. We

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<v Speaker 1>can talk about anything we can. In fact, we will

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<v Speaker 1>do later on. We'll do foody fun, we'll have that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the usual nonsense that we do here on

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<v Speaker 1>a Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's weird though I haven't seen anything going on in

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<v Speaker 3>the world on Facebook or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's very calm and handling things as adults. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a very innocent man.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, every time I see stuff like this, it reminds

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<v Speaker 1>me of the quote, which is actually a curse. The

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<v Speaker 1>proverb that may you live in interesting times is actually

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to live in interesting times. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to live when things are very boring because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have a lot of change and all that,

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<v Speaker 1>but the last twenty years.

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<v Speaker 3>Boring and preferably a big savings account.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, with inflation not a factor. You don't want that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, want the inflation and all that. But anyway, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we're here, and I've been told by management. I know

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty, I was told that we are what

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<v Speaker 1>do they tell us, nanny, that we are alternative programming?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what they told I think they told us that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>they told you about an alternative lifestyle. Well, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I live in California, so that's obvious. Clearly, just by default,

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<v Speaker 1>that is my position. But are you celebrating National Macaroon Day?

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<v Speaker 1>A big day for you, Danny big fan of the macaroon?

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<v Speaker 3>Macaroons suck? I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree that's a good take. I don't like them,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've been around a few people in my life

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<v Speaker 1>that love macaroons. You go to those outdoor malls and

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<v Speaker 1>we have a lot of them here in southern California,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a like a macaroon bakery, and like, what

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<v Speaker 1>a waste of a bakery. I just believe that's a

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<v Speaker 1>terrible waste of a bakery. When I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>my mom would occasionally, you know, stuff macaroons in my

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<v Speaker 1>face and I didn't like them. I did not like

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<v Speaker 1>And she wonders, like, you're a fat kid, you should

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<v Speaker 1>love macaroons. But no, Mom, I don't like for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>I just never never got into them.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I forget which restaurant it was. But they

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<v Speaker 3>had macaroons as their dessert choice, and our daughter was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I have to have one. I have to have one

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<v Speaker 3>of those. She thought it looked good. Her mom ordered

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<v Speaker 3>it for and she takes one bite of it and

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<v Speaker 3>she's like, this is a gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, if you are someone that cannot handle gluten, I

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<v Speaker 1>believe I think I'm right on this dandy that they

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<v Speaker 1>are gluten free. The macaroons are gluten free. But I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I eat glutens, so so I'm good. Wait a second,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't have a gallbladder. You're not supposed to eat gluten.

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<v Speaker 1>I eat whatever I want. I just don't eat a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I eat like once every other day. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I've been doing, and only one bite of spicy food.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't have an entire plate, No, No, I just

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<v Speaker 1>have to be near a toilet. I can eat whatever

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<v Speaker 1>I want. I just know that I know that my

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<v Speaker 1>body will reject certain things at a rapid rate, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I have to you know, I have to mind that.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to be mindful of that, so I will

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<v Speaker 1>I will.

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<v Speaker 3>Do that.

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<v Speaker 1>On this pod. We've got military like planning, the return

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<v Speaker 1>by request of Big Bend's Big Board, now the Great Debate,

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<v Speaker 1>we get the word of the week, foody fun, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of stuff to get to, so we'll probably get

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<v Speaker 1>to like three things, and then we'll be running out

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<v Speaker 1>of time for the podcast, because as you know, these

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<v Speaker 1>podcasts are supposed to be around around thirty miss. Market

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<v Speaker 1>research is indicated around thirty miss. I'm just saying we'll

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<v Speaker 1>start with this. I had an audity. This is not

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<v Speaker 1>the crazy risky story. This is just an oddity. So

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<v Speaker 1>this goes back to the beginning of the week. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you were listening to the original Recipe podcast, the

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<v Speaker 1>Overnight Show, you heard a little bit about this, but

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get into greater details. So during the show, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>normal night, and I'm in studio most of the time

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<v Speaker 1>these days. A couple couple of nights I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to go in. I do the remote studio. So I'm in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in studio on Memorial Day into Tuesday, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's a normal night. It's holiday into a holiday,

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<v Speaker 1>A little more traffic, a little more traffic for me

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<v Speaker 1>coming to the studio. Whatever, I don't really care, but

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<v Speaker 1>I do the opening monologue, do the first hour, get

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<v Speaker 1>to hour two, do the monologue, and then later on

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was like the the second second portion

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<v Speaker 1>we paused, hit the timeout. So what I like to do, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>because I know having.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, you mean you went to commercials?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I know we don't. We don't do commercial no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we we you know we we have the most important part.

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<v Speaker 1>I just fill time around advertising, that's all I I

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<v Speaker 1>don't call them commercial. I call him friends, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So I do my live read whatever. And since we

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<v Speaker 1>have a sedentary job, I've seen so many stories about

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you sit, you sit, you're gonna die.

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<v Speaker 3>Die, died.

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to get my exercise, so I start walking.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing this again. I used to do this

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. I stopped for a while when I

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<v Speaker 1>was in the remote studio during COVID, so I picked

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<v Speaker 1>it up again. So I got m I'll go londer around.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't walk outside anymore. There's so many derelicts and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, somebody to lose. I'm gonna get shanked while

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<v Speaker 1>I'm outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Yo, pre COVID, when you did this, it was awesome

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<v Speaker 3>because I could play like two three minutes of really

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<v Speaker 3>good songs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot. I had it timed out. I knew

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<v Speaker 1>how many times I could walk around the building and

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<v Speaker 1>before I needed to get back in.

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<v Speaker 3>There were times where you were lagging though from an

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<v Speaker 3>extra few steps.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, occasionally the security guard would want to strike up

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation, and I had everything timed out methodically, and

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<v Speaker 1>if he came over and wanted to have a little

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<v Speaker 1>small talk. And I liked the guy, James, the security

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<v Speaker 1>guards he works in an earlier shift. Now I like

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<v Speaker 1>the guy, but he would throw off my bio rhythm.

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<v Speaker 1>If y'all got a crew, you got to have a

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<v Speaker 1>fall guy. So anyway, I get to the point. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's hour two of the show Monday and the Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 1>so Tuesday show. So I'm walking down near the old studio.

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<v Speaker 1>I go out the main studio. I walk down, I

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<v Speaker 1>make a right turn, go down a little hall near

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<v Speaker 1>the old Casey Kasum studio. Then I make a left. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I make another right, another right, and there's like a

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<v Speaker 1>hallway and there's there's glass facing the street and this

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<v Speaker 1>is where I walk.

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<v Speaker 3>I pace.

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<v Speaker 1>People probably think I'm I'm a lunatic people on a

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<v Speaker 1>white coat need to come take me away because I

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<v Speaker 1>walk back and forth, back and forth. It's perfect because

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<v Speaker 1>we have the Fox Sports radio audios and the speakers

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<v Speaker 1>in the hallway. But the problem is it's on delay

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<v Speaker 1>because people say bad words. So I have to know

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<v Speaker 1>like forty seconds ahead of time when I need to

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<v Speaker 1>be back. But I'm walking. It's a normal, you know whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>normal night. And I look out the window in my

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<v Speaker 1>peripheral vision off to my right because I'm walking towards

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<v Speaker 1>the vending machine. I look out to the right and

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<v Speaker 1>I see all these cars. I don't normally see that

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<v Speaker 1>many cars when I'm walking. I see maybe a couple.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's late overnight, so I see, I see

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of cars and like summer parked. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I see a bunch of like I could kind of

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<v Speaker 1>make out it's it's nighttime.

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<v Speaker 3>It's dark.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see the outline the silhouette of people. And

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<v Speaker 1>when I say people, I'm talking the mother load, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean convoys. It was unbelievable, I mean, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>What has happened? And then I took a couple more

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<v Speaker 1>steps because I thought maybe I was imagining in it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I turned and looked again. I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my god. And I looked at the corner of Ventura

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<v Speaker 1>and sepalvaa one of the busiest intersections during the day

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<v Speaker 1>in the Greater Los Angeles area, the beautiful San Fernando Valley,

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<v Speaker 1>in the Oaks, shrim and Oaks, and they had they

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<v Speaker 1>had done something I've seen on the internet. I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>this on television occasionally. I'd never seen this in person.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd never seen this in person. Just meandering down the

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<v Speaker 1>Fox Pissarita Hallway, they did a street takeover. They took

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<v Speaker 1>over the intersection of Sepulva and Vtura, right in front

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<v Speaker 1>of our studio. A bunch of kids they were doing

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<v Speaker 1>donuts in their car.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it looks like the streets of Oakland, California for show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Danny, it was amazing. So my first move I

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<v Speaker 1>yelled back. I walked back down the hall. I make

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<v Speaker 1>a right, and then I make a left and I

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<v Speaker 1>yell over to Lorraina and Coop a loop. I say,

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<v Speaker 1>straight takeover, straight takeover. I yell it, straight takeover.

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<v Speaker 3>You're so hip.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm so cool man. I'm not a boomer at all.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you think these two knuckleheads do. They

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<v Speaker 1>both come sprinting out of the out of the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>They are running past me to see what the hullabaloo

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<v Speaker 1>is about. And so here's my favorite part.

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<v Speaker 3>Coop on his unicycle and Loraina on or moped.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen that much hustle in Coop. We worked

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<v Speaker 1>together a while, I've never seen him hustle that much

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<v Speaker 1>other than for food. So he he runs out, and

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<v Speaker 1>then and then they're like, oh man, and then uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Coop's like, I want to go out and I want

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<v Speaker 1>to get a close review, you know, And Lorrain's like okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Coop's like, oh, I don't have my key

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<v Speaker 1>to get in the billy. So Lorrain is like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry, I got mine. We're good. So they both

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<v Speaker 1>go and I you know, I'm I'm the talent Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't risk my life out there, you know for

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<v Speaker 1>a donut thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna star of the show. Who you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>got to be there. I can't leave my post. I

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<v Speaker 1>did out the door, but I didn't, like physically step

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<v Speaker 1>put my whole body out. So Coop runs out he

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<v Speaker 1>walks down half a block so we can get a

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<v Speaker 1>great view of the intersection, and Loreina's out there. She's

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<v Speaker 1>recording it. But she didn't get that closed, so she's

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<v Speaker 1>recording it, and so like this is crazy man. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>standing there. I'm like, wow, this is wild man. They

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<v Speaker 1>got this this whole intersection closed and they're doing donuts

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<v Speaker 1>and there's people people out there with their phones.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell you they park cars to block off both sides

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<v Speaker 3>of the street.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get to that in a second. But here's here's

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<v Speaker 1>the funny part of the stories. So again Lorena tells Koop,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry, we got you. So, as you know, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a finite amount of time in between the

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<v Speaker 1>different segments that we're talking. Oh boy, it's a network clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Lorena realizing, wait a minute, I need to press the

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<v Speaker 1>buttons and I'm not at the post, so she starts panicking.

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<v Speaker 1>She runs back in Zoom's past me to get back

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<v Speaker 1>to where she needs to be. Even Eddie, curmudgeon Eddie

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<v Speaker 1>walked over to see what was going on.

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<v Speaker 3>How about shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>But Lorena runs past guess who's guess who's outside still

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<v Speaker 1>banging on the door to try.

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<v Speaker 3>To get It was cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Cooloom you said you'd let me in, would you.

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<v Speaker 3>Go, jose canseko won't be hitteo nomo. It was so

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<v Speaker 3>it was so great.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have to tip my headphones, Danny. It takes

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<v Speaker 1>a lot to impress me, it does. I gotta tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>These kids, and they look like mostly high school college

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<v Speaker 1>aged kids, you know, they were not. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>there's any forty or fifty year old people out there

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<v Speaker 1>doing this. They were in their twenties and maybe early thirties.

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<v Speaker 1>Younger than that, even maybe teenagers. This was military like planning.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so impressive. It was like a football team

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<v Speaker 1>preparing for a game plan. Because what they did is

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<v Speaker 1>they had every corner an intersection, so you got four

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<v Speaker 1>corners of the intersection and each direction they had roughly

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<v Speaker 1>twenty cars on each side, so that's to the mat

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<v Speaker 1>twenty forty sixty eighty cars or so, and then maybe

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it was more, maybe it was less. It seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like it was twenty on each side, and they parked.

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<v Speaker 1>The kids all got to the intersection at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>They parked their cars around, blocking the intersection from all directions.

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<v Speaker 1>They then get out of their cars, they put it

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<v Speaker 1>in park, they get out to assume the position so

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<v Speaker 1>they could have their phone to record for TikTok or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever they're recording it for.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we've seen this on Fast and the Furious movies. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but they left. This is where it's really next

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<v Speaker 1>level because it's like a car show. They left a

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<v Speaker 1>small sliver of a lane open because they wanted different

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<v Speaker 1>cars to come do donuts. So behind where all the

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<v Speaker 1>cars were parked like a runway. Yes, it was like

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<v Speaker 1>it was like being at fashion Week in Paris Perie.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a little runway where the cars and so

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<v Speaker 1>the cars that were doing the doughnuts, the dudes, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they were there. You know they'll probably get all the girls.

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<v Speaker 1>They were the ones coming through there, and then they'd rotate.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like going to the bull like Dave Roberts

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<v Speaker 1>going to the bullpen bringing in a new picture. It

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<v Speaker 1>was nuts. I mean it was the planning on this

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<v Speaker 1>so impressive. I mean, if you can put this ability

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<v Speaker 1>to something else, you'll be very successful in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that you can make a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>money doing street takeovers, but if you can use that

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<v Speaker 1>level of planning and then my favorite. My other favorite

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<v Speaker 1>part of this is so Coop got locked out briefly,

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<v Speaker 1>people you know, going crazy, great planning. But then I

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<v Speaker 1>came back because we had to go do the show

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<v Speaker 1>so I can went back into the show, and we

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<v Speaker 1>walked back. I walked back over about maybe fifteen minutes later.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone was gone, but there was one LAPD cop car

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<v Speaker 1>that was like it was like circling, like I felt like, Tom, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's gone. Okay, there's nothing left here, They've moved on

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<v Speaker 1>to the next intersection. Uh, but it was It was wild.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd never seen anything like that in person, and I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I don't get out much, and to have it

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<v Speaker 1>happen right in front of our building was tremendous.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, I don't think a lot of people have

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<v Speaker 3>seen that away from movies, not in person, because it

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<v Speaker 3>would have to happen right in your neighborhood. And obviously

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<v Speaker 3>they find places like in front of our studio to

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<v Speaker 3>do these little takeovers. Now, now I wanted to ask you, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>what was it called we used to have Eddie as

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<v Speaker 3>our cameraman on your show. What was that platform called?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember? Oh? Live stream?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, this is gone. It was on it was

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<v Speaker 1>on Twitter. I forget what it was called. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>used to do different yeahs that it's gone now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a it's a past art form.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, ALF right now is yelling at the yeah dummies,

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<v Speaker 1>I know more about the show than you do. You're right, Alf,

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<v Speaker 1>you do you know more?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we jumped that information out of our heads long ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we're very talented sports take artist and as a

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<v Speaker 1>sports tag artist, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to leave room for your sports take you do. Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 3>So we used to do that weekly. Hell, the Tinderoni tips.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to live stream that. Uh, too bad that

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't around because I would have loved to see that

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<v Speaker 3>live during the show.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it would have been It would have been great.

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<v Speaker 1>But Lorena did get a little video of it. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't the greatest video, but she got She's fired of it. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was pretty cool. So that was fun

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<v Speaker 1>and that led me by request Big Bands Big Board

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<v Speaker 1>has returned. Are you ready for Big Bands Big Board?

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<v Speaker 1>So this is like a top ten list? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't do lists. I do not believe in doing list.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Big Bend's Big Board, which is totally different

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<v Speaker 1>than a list I would never do a list. When

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<v Speaker 1>you do a list, you become irrelevant, you become part

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<v Speaker 1>of a list, and I would never do a list.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never do a list. Was it periscope? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what it was? It wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Yes, it was periscope, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm getting old. It was a delayed reaction,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. So this is again not a list big

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<v Speaker 1>Ben's Big Board Wildless Nights at the FSR Studios Wildest

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<v Speaker 1>Nights at the FSR Studios. Are you ready? Danny is

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<v Speaker 1>now honorable mention, but not not part of Big Ben's

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<v Speaker 1>big Board Wildest Nights In my twenty plus years at

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<v Speaker 1>Fox Sports Radio in beautiful Sherman Oaks, California, at an

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<v Speaker 1>old Denny's, So I have homeless urination into tinted window. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this this outstanding. This has happened multiple times doing the midday show.

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<v Speaker 1>I filled and I used to fill in the midday show.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of times it happened. I didn't see it.

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<v Speaker 1>One time I did see it. So we have in

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<v Speaker 1>the old studio, we have glass that looks out to

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<v Speaker 1>the street, but it's tinted, so it kind of looks

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<v Speaker 1>like the day it's not. If you're not familiar with

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<v Speaker 1>how it works, you think, well, there, it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>weird wall. And every once in a while, some homeless

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<v Speaker 1>dude would get up. He'd walk behind the bushes and

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<v Speaker 1>he would pull out his Twigg and Berry combination and

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<v Speaker 1>just piss right on the glass and just show everyone

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<v Speaker 1>his junk. And it was wild. But that did not

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<v Speaker 1>make the top six Big Ben's Big Board Wireless Nights.

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<v Speaker 1>I also did not include what I think is the

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<v Speaker 1>official smell of Fox Sports trade. There's two smells. I

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<v Speaker 1>associate Fox Sports skunk, yes, the skunk that gets into

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<v Speaker 1>the air conditioning events which are on the roof of

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<v Speaker 1>the building, and then Sunday night into Monday, the smell

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<v Speaker 1>of rotting food, which is a tradition. But that did

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<v Speaker 1>not make the Big board. Did not do it, so

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<v Speaker 1>number six, I'm gonna put the street takeover at numbers six.

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<v Speaker 1>Numbers six the Memorial Day twenty twenty four, we just

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<v Speaker 1>talked to at it, so I don't need to repeat it.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was number six, number five on Big Ben's

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<v Speaker 1>Big Board. Burn Baby Burn. I think this was before

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<v Speaker 1>Danny g got to the company. There was a car

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<v Speaker 1>accident that happened right out there on Sepulvida, right next

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<v Speaker 1>to the studio. Car on fire right in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>Stry and one of our producers, one of our producers,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I got to put this fire out.

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<v Speaker 1>So he went out and he broke the glass on

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<v Speaker 1>the fire expend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you've told this story on the podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my favorite stories about corporate corporate media. So

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<v Speaker 1>he breaks the glass, goes out, puts out the fire,

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<v Speaker 1>saves the day, and we then get a memo from management.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I want to I can tell this story because

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<v Speaker 1>a the statue limitations went out and b it's different management.

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<v Speaker 1>So the management out. So we get this angry memo

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<v Speaker 1>complaining about how expensive it is to have the fire

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<v Speaker 1>extinguisher reinstalled. And in the Future just can't understand it's

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of dollars. We really watch money in the

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<v Speaker 1>future just called nine one one. So it was so

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<v Speaker 1>great this.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy, instead of getting a hero's welcome, he gets a

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<v Speaker 3>slap on the wrist.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was so good. So that that is number five,

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<v Speaker 1>burn Baby Bird, number four, classic tale of Fox Sports

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<v Speaker 1>Radio never gets old. One of the most important people

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<v Speaker 1>in pop culture. I almost killed them. Casey Casem, the

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<v Speaker 1>voice of Shaggy in Scooby Doobe Doo and so many

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<v Speaker 1>other things. He was the most He was the most

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<v Speaker 1>influential radio personality with his Top twenty Countdown, Top forty Countdown.

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<v Speaker 1>That was how people found new music, Casey case And

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<v Speaker 1>there's generations of people that learned songs because of Casey Casem.

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<v Speaker 1>And I almost took his life out when he was

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<v Speaker 1>recording his voice tracking his Top twenty Countdown show and

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<v Speaker 1>he came out of the studio and I was to

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<v Speaker 1>try to get back to the studio. And if I

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<v Speaker 1>had not used a technique I learned in football, the

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<v Speaker 1>old swim technique, I would not I would not be

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<v Speaker 1>here right now. He would not. He's gone also, but

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<v Speaker 1>at the time he was very much alive. And so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was number four, number three on Big Ben's Big

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<v Speaker 1>Board Wild This Nights at Fox Sports Radio, The night.

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<v Speaker 3>You stole Steve Harvey's pen.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no pen no no. I did not did

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<v Speaker 1>not make those honor mentioned. Yes, definitely, Steve Harvey complimenting

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<v Speaker 1>my car the whole time story they did happen. I

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<v Speaker 1>walked out, Steve Harvey was walking in with his security

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<v Speaker 1>guard and he looked at the malomobile, the blue malomobiles.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that color, he said it. I heard.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he was talking about how he liked certain

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<v Speaker 3>white people.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he dare you. That's my hero. I love Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harry was great man. He's he was really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I was worried, you know, he was such a big star.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was like he wore track suits, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just wandered around.

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<v Speaker 3>He saw you, you know, walking around, and he told

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<v Speaker 3>his bodyguard, He's like, you know, I like that color.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes, I says, normal, other than the security guards that

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<v Speaker 1>were following around like it was the president. But other

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<v Speaker 1>than that, there were Secret.

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<v Speaker 3>Service guys following Rush Limbaugh a round too, and is

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<v Speaker 3>one in front, one and back and one was at

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<v Speaker 3>the door already.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I understand, all right. Number three

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<v Speaker 1>on Big Ben's Big Board Wireless Nights at Fox Sports

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<v Speaker 1>Radio updated because of the street takeover. Number three. Wrong

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<v Speaker 1>Button Bob turns out the lights. Wrong button Bob funny

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<v Speaker 1>assnow Man. One of the all time great stories history

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<v Speaker 1>of Fox Sports Radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Turn out the the Ben Show is over. Oh it

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<v Speaker 3>is so good.

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<v Speaker 1>So uh the computer the old setup we could not

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<v Speaker 1>reboot our computer. They would freeze all the time because

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<v Speaker 1>that's old technology. And so in order to reboot the computer,

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<v Speaker 1>you had to go out of the studio, down a hall,

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<v Speaker 1>make a right turn, go in to what is really

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<v Speaker 1>the brain center of Fox Sports Radio's equipment, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>all these banks of equipment and it's just a real,

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<v Speaker 1>real massive room. You know, there's bigger rooms, but that

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<v Speaker 1>was that's pretty big. It's big enough. See you go

0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:16.480
<v Speaker 1>in there, you gotta go to the back. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>hit a button and reset the computer. Great setup. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, you know, Bob, I need you to

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<v Speaker 1>do this here. I need no problem, I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>So he walks out and I'm doing the doing the

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<v Speaker 1>show or whatever, and like maybe thirty seconds later, everything

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<v Speaker 1>goes silent, like everything, and then we hear Steve de

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<v Speaker 1>Sager's voice giving college basketball scores. And it wasn't college

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<v Speaker 1>basketball season because Bob garra wrong button. Bob had hit

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong button. And he still does not know what

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<v Speaker 1>button he pressed. I've asked, he does not know what

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<v Speaker 1>button he pressed. But whatever button he pressed was the

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<v Speaker 1>magic button. It was the nuclear option, and we went

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<v Speaker 1>to backup programming the knock had to turn on backup programming,

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<v Speaker 1>unil we powered the station back on, So that was

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<v Speaker 1>number number three.

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<v Speaker 3>Really quick, he told he was telling somebody new here

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<v Speaker 3>at the network that story just recently, and one thing

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know, one part of it I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>He said that Carris, who's in charge of all the

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<v Speaker 3>tech producers, kind of saved his butt. Wrong button Bob

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<v Speaker 3>thought for sure he was going to get either demoted

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<v Speaker 3>or fired.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did too. I thought we were doing yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, grand opening, grand closing, and Carris told the managers

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<v Speaker 3>you know him and the staff. They did a good

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<v Speaker 3>job putting a band aid on the problem, and we.

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<v Speaker 1>Talked about it for the next two weeks. It's still

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how he did it. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that you could ever do it again. I'm sure you can,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was just an amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing that is network history.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, congratulations, Wrong Button Bob. You made the top three

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<v Speaker 1>Big Ben's Big Board whiles Nights at Fox Sports Radio,

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<v Speaker 1>number two, number two. You made the top six list,

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<v Speaker 1>number two. This is very important. This is also a

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<v Speaker 1>classic tale. If I ever write a book, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>I'll mention this in great detail. Disheveled mobster Henry Hill

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<v Speaker 1>wants I want to get on the fucking radio. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Henry fucking Hill.

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<v Speaker 3>You told the story recently on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So I won't get into it again. You can go

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<v Speaker 1>back and here one of the old podcasts. But I just.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just want to go two weekends ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, So Henry Hill. I went out. He said, he's,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Henry Hill whatever, and I said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just dismissed him. And then I went and googled

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<v Speaker 1>Henry Hill and it was he was Henry Hill, the

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<v Speaker 1>guy they made Good Fellas about, and he was in

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<v Speaker 1>the FBI Witness Protection program. He was living in our

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood in lationman Oaks, but looked totally disheveled, and I

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<v Speaker 1>guess he had an alcohol problem. I think he died

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<v Speaker 1>from alcohol. Too much alcohol, I believe so, which unfortunately

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of our callers died from. All right, number one?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready for number one? On the edge of

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<v Speaker 1>my studio chair, what do you think it is, Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to think of guests here? What do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? I wrote down helmet man knocks on studio door.

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<v Speaker 1>That was also great in the studio.

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<v Speaker 3>I set him up with my headphones at my microphone,

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<v Speaker 3>and he famously says this on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually on the live air.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you're on the Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What gave it away? Was it the microphone? Was it

0:26:43.840 --> 0:26:47.080
<v Speaker 1>the on air light flashing over your head? What gave

0:26:47.160 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 1>it away? Is? That is a wonderful, wonderful tale. But

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<v Speaker 1>my number one story I hope to never repeat was

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<v Speaker 1>the night that I was on the air on a

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday night with Jim Daniels. It was a shooting gallery

0:27:01.240 --> 0:27:05.879
<v Speaker 1>at FSR. The glass shot out while we were on

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<v Speaker 1>the air, and my my engineer, Jerry, I love him,

0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:13.399
<v Speaker 1>and I said, hey, Jerry, we just got shot at

0:27:13.520 --> 0:27:16.800
<v Speaker 1>called the cops and Jerry might or might not have

0:27:16.840 --> 0:27:19.680
<v Speaker 1>had a warrant out for his arrest, so he said,

0:27:20.040 --> 0:27:23.640
<v Speaker 1>he said, pet dude, Yeah, don't worry. And then he

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<v Speaker 1>his decision was to cover, to bring the blinds down

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:29.840
<v Speaker 1>so at least if they shot again, they wouldn't know

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:32.320
<v Speaker 1>where they were shooting. And then eventually he called the

0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:34.919
<v Speaker 1>security guard, who then had to call the cops. But

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<v Speaker 1>of course, as you know, Danny, if somebody drives by

0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:40.040
<v Speaker 1>and shoots you, there's really not much the cops can do.

0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 1>And I mean unless you have cameras or whatever. And

0:27:41.800 --> 0:27:43.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know they had cameras, so I think they

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:46.040
<v Speaker 1>do now. But anyway, that was that was a big

0:27:46.040 --> 0:27:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Ben's Big Board Wildest Nights.

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<v Speaker 3>So I have three I wrote down here that didn't

0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:52.800
<v Speaker 3>make your list.

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<v Speaker 1>Did not make the Big Board or not a list, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a goddamn list.

0:27:56.920 --> 0:28:01.000
<v Speaker 3>Or not even your honorable mention list. So Rod and

0:28:01.040 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 3>his drunk friend in the studio.

0:28:03.280 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, Rod drove all the way from Bakersfield where

0:28:06.560 --> 0:28:08.160
<v Speaker 1>a buddy of his and we had to have him

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<v Speaker 1>leave because his buddy was raging alcohol.

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<v Speaker 3>Not only was his buddy three sheets to the wind,

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 3>he was handling big butcher knives. Yeah, that was fun.

0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:21.479
<v Speaker 3>That was pretty al right. Coop eating Vasoline live on

0:28:21.520 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 3>the air. That was a solid knight, Yeah, with some

0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:24.879
<v Speaker 3>listeners in attendance.

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:27.680
<v Speaker 1>And then drove by with the Vasoline Comedy vest.

0:28:27.840 --> 0:28:31.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And then Coop eating an eighteen hour old burger

0:28:31.640 --> 0:28:35.399
<v Speaker 3>king hot dog with old Rancid relish on it.

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. The J Moore Show.

0:28:38.200 --> 0:28:41.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was now owns the Lakers. J Moore, that's right,

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:45.440
<v Speaker 3>that's right, great, Coop eating bad things memories.

0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:48.760
<v Speaker 1>We also had a listener were you here for this?

0:28:48.840 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 1>We had a listener coming studio who were pretty sure

0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 1>did a line of coke in the bathroom, very nervous,

0:28:56.920 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 1>very shy, and then she I.

0:28:59.160 --> 0:29:02.000
<v Speaker 3>Remember one of our doing that, and memo went out

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<v Speaker 3>to everybody.

0:29:03.080 --> 0:29:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Well most of us can't afford that lifestyle. But anyway,

0:29:07.200 --> 0:29:10.000
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, this the listener came in. She brought some

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 1>food years ago and very nervous. I get it. You know,

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 1>you're not used to that environment with the microphones and

0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:18.560
<v Speaker 1>it can be a little intimidating. But she then went

0:29:18.600 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom and she came out and she was

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:22.520
<v Speaker 1>like bouncing off the walls. And we're pretty sure we

0:29:22.560 --> 0:29:23.640
<v Speaker 1>don't know what she did, but.

0:29:23.800 --> 0:29:26.000
<v Speaker 3>She would have fit right into nineteen eighties radio.

0:29:26.280 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 1>All right, yeah, there was one more, one more I

0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 1>wrote down here.

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<v Speaker 3>It's our show. We were in our last segment. It

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<v Speaker 3>had been a really good show and suddenly the fire

0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:49.640
<v Speaker 3>alarm system randomly went off. Oh yes, yes, And in fact,

0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 3>I have an old video. Yeah, I videotaped it, and

0:29:54.040 --> 0:29:56.560
<v Speaker 3>you can hear me say, man, our takes were so

0:29:56.760 --> 0:30:00.120
<v Speaker 3>hot early this morning that the fire system has it's

0:30:00.160 --> 0:30:03.920
<v Speaker 3>gone off, and we we literally thought that a part

0:30:03.960 --> 0:30:06.760
<v Speaker 3>of the building must be on fire, because whenever they

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:08.960
<v Speaker 3>test it or do anything like that, they give us,

0:30:09.120 --> 0:30:12.000
<v Speaker 3>you know, notice ahead of time. Nobody said anything. It

0:30:12.120 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 3>just randomly went off that night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we're supposed to evacuate in a timely manner,

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<v Speaker 1>and we didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>We just show must go on, burn, baby burn. We

0:30:22.520 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 3>would all been burnt. You smeal me, I mean you

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:26.000
<v Speaker 3>smeal me mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, we'll push back the great debate. But

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<v Speaker 1>I did want to get to the idiom of the week,

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<v Speaker 1>not the word of the week, the idiom of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready for the idiom of the week? Idiom

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<v Speaker 1>all the week?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

0:30:38.440 --> 0:30:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Idiom of the week is turn a blind eye. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not regularly used. I use it from time to time.

0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:50.280
<v Speaker 1>You ever used turn a blind eye? You turned a

0:30:50.320 --> 0:30:52.000
<v Speaker 1>blind eye to that, you know that kind of thing?

0:30:52.320 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 3>Heard it? Never used it?

0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:57.440
<v Speaker 1>All right? So the origins on this, it's an old

0:30:57.440 --> 0:31:00.920
<v Speaker 1>idiom expression, and this goes all all the way back

0:31:01.520 --> 0:31:06.080
<v Speaker 1>to the Battle of Copenhagen in eighteen oh one, and

0:31:06.160 --> 0:31:08.400
<v Speaker 1>yet it is still occasionally used to this day. It's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty impressive. So the expression, as the legend goes, was

0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>a result of a former well back in the famous

0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:22.680
<v Speaker 1>hero of the English Navy, Admiral Horatio Nelson during the

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Battle of Copenhagen. The allegation is that he deliberately raised

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:33.800
<v Speaker 1>his telescope to his blind eye, thus ensuring that he

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:39.480
<v Speaker 1>would not see any signal from the superior giving him

0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:44.400
<v Speaker 1>discretion to withdraw from the battle. So he turn a

0:31:44.440 --> 0:31:47.960
<v Speaker 1>blind eye. Is literally in combat the Battle of Copenhagen.

0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:52.280
<v Speaker 1>To use your blind eye so you do not see

0:31:52.800 --> 0:31:56.080
<v Speaker 1>the orders that you're being given because you don't want

0:31:56.120 --> 0:32:01.280
<v Speaker 1>to follow said orders during a battle is the idiom

0:32:01.520 --> 0:32:04.800
<v Speaker 1>of the week. There, boom, we'll get out on that.

0:32:05.240 --> 0:32:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Boom boom. We got to other things. We will push

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 1>back on a long weekend ahead. We'll get to tomorrow,

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:13.480
<v Speaker 1>of course, the first day of June. Very exciting, the

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 1>turning of the calendar, and we'll see what June has

0:32:16.360 --> 0:32:19.000
<v Speaker 1>in store for us. But have a wonderful Friday. I

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<v Speaker 1>assume you're back today later, Danny, this afternoon, you'll be

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:24.400
<v Speaker 1>in with your your Homiescobino and Rich.

0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:26.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, gonna be in here for a fun Friday show

0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:29.280
<v Speaker 3>two to four pm on the West side, and that

0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:33.800
<v Speaker 3>is five to seven pm in beautiful. I'll let you

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<v Speaker 3>pick the east coast city.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Hartford, Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 3>Hart Hartford. Is it beautiful there? No, it's not really good.

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<v Speaker 3>In semi beautiful Hertford, Connecticut. Yeah.

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:43.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean there's parts of it there nice, but I

0:32:43.320 --> 0:32:46.760
<v Speaker 1>would put certain streets in Hartford exactly exactly. All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>have a great day. We will chat with you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Asta pasta got a murder. I gotta go.