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Speaker 1: I'll be honest, the summer months are great for everybody

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Speaker 1: except us. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning because

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Speaker 1: while everyone else is out driving around and joining the sunshine,

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Speaker 1: going to the beach, not taking your kids to school

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Speaker 1: at seven am every day, we're still here inside this

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Speaker 1: dark radio studio with a tiny window that peeks out

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Speaker 1: at all the people having fun out there. Everybody else

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Speaker 1: has to work too, jeff it's what adults do.

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Speaker 2: Do you think everyone else has the summer off.

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Speaker 1: No, it's actually going at work.

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Speaker 2: Get time.

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Speaker 1: We see the numbers of the amount of people listening.

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Speaker 2: I know you're not driving to work because they're not

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Speaker 2: churning on the car.

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Speaker 1: And the one positive to this is it's a great

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Speaker 1: time for us to get to experiment. No, not like

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Speaker 1: that Brook can stop the music. It's not that type.

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Speaker 2: Of experimentation contact.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about an experiment called the wheel of content.

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Speaker 1: As my host can clearly see, there's a giant wheel

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Speaker 1: in front of me sitting on this.

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Speaker 2: Counter and ask about it immediately.

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Speaker 1: But we're gonna spin it and whatever it lands on,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna turn that into an entire segment. Wow. So

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Speaker 1: here's some of the options available to us on the wheel.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Number one is called cutting cost Corner, where we'll go

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Speaker 1: around the room and talk about non traditional ways we

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Speaker 1: like to save money.

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Speaker 2: That sounds kind of boring, could be a.

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Speaker 1: Huge ratings grammar.

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Speaker 2: I do rewash my zip lock bags?

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Speaker 1: What I use?

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Speaker 2: It's better for the environment and finance.

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Speaker 1: It's good. You could talk about that and how you

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Speaker 1: dodd your taxes every year. And number two, another possible

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Speaker 1: segment is called what would we do? What would we

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Speaker 1: do if we woke up one day and we found

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Speaker 1: our spouse turned into a giant avocado? Oh wow? Those

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Speaker 1: are the types of fun and engaging questions that we

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Speaker 1: could discuss for minutes.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was gonna make toast right, Oh for.

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Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, don't don't spoil it for the segment in

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Speaker 1: case that happens. Next we have celebrity interviews. Jay z

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Speaker 1: is on hold right now, but he has to earn it.

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Speaker 1: If it lands on him, we will pick up his line.

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Speaker 1: If not, we just gave him his one hundredth problem.

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Speaker 1: There's also there's also medieval quote of the day and

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Speaker 1: cell phone rodeo, which is I always will we call

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Speaker 1: you and we put your have you put your cell

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Speaker 1: phone in the dryer for thirty seconds. If it's still

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Speaker 1: connected afterwards, you win something from us, like one of

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Speaker 1: Alexis's signed feet picks.

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Speaker 2: We used to play that game for real.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Alexis, by the way. But that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Those are just a few of the options. There's a

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Speaker 1: whole bunch of other ones on here. But let's give

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Speaker 1: the wheel a big spin to see what it lands

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Speaker 1: on and what we're gonna be talking about. Jose, can

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Speaker 1: you help pull it with me here on the count

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Speaker 1: of three? Kind it's a pretty big wheel. So here

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Speaker 1: we go, one, two, three, And remember I'm the only

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Speaker 1: one who can read the wheel because it is facing me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and it landed on headlines Only. No, my gosh, headlines surprising.

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Speaker 2: Why do we take so long to get here?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I mean normally we only do this segment during

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Speaker 1: our shot caller Question of the Day at the start

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Speaker 1: of the show. But yeah, I guess it's going primetime now.

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Speaker 2: I thought we were going to do medieval.

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Speaker 1: Quotes maybe next week. The wheel has spoken. If if

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Speaker 1: you've never heard headlines Only, it's where I read a

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Speaker 1: juicy headline from the news and then give you zero

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Speaker 1: other information.

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Speaker 2: About why are we doing this right now?

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Speaker 1: Because the wheel said to and because.

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Speaker 2: Producer drunk last night.

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Speaker 1: This morning, we're wasting precious minutes here where we could

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Speaker 1: be talking about day. Because this is a full segment,

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Speaker 1: I have over seventy five headlines at the ready, so

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Speaker 1: let's get right into it. Your first headline only. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: twelve year old Nebraska boy who's a train enthusiast accused

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Speaker 1: of causing derailment and three hundred and fifty thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: in damages. I would love to tell you more because

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Speaker 1: it's crazy how he did it, but this is headlines only,

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Speaker 1: so I can't tell you that he tampered with the

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Speaker 1: switch on the tracks and caused it to ram into

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Speaker 1: an empty rail car. That would be against the rules

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Speaker 2: He told us, John, you didn't know you and I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonna tell you.

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Speaker 1: No more time to discuss. It's onto the next headline.

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Speaker 1: Nasty dispute over missing chicken strip results in Saint Louis

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Speaker 1: woman striking a Jack in the box employee with her car.

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Speaker 1: You won't believe where they found the missing chicken strip. Later.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell you that because we have to keep

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Speaker 1: it moving. That's the name of the game. Here your

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Speaker 1: next headline only, mom of three went to take the

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Speaker 1: trash out and finds abandoned crotch on her porch.

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Speaker 2: Crotch.

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Speaker 1: That's the type of headline that makes me want to

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Speaker 1: learn more.

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Speaker 2: Man, I feel like you read it wrong. Headline. That's right,

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Speaker 2: you can't find a.

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Speaker 1: Cross abandoned crotch on her porch. I'm reading it batim.

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Speaker 1: I guess we could go into more detail, but okay,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna have to happen later, because remember, I'm already

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Speaker 1: on to our next headline only.

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Speaker 2: How many listeners are Is there.

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Speaker 1: A chance we could double it up with our last story?

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Speaker 1: Because we're running out of time, We're gonna try your final.

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Speaker 1: University of Michigan engineers create a camera that can hide

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Speaker 1: people in photos and replace them with animated stick figures.

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Speaker 1: Oh sounds like the youth of America is really working

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Speaker 1: towards important things these days. I wish that I could

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Speaker 1: tell you more about stick figure swap photography, but alas

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Speaker 1: it is headlines, and we.

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Speaker 2: Are think anybody wanted more of that?

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Speaker 1: We are out of time, though, If our listeners want more,

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Speaker 1: Wheel of Content, make sure to text in it says,

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Speaker 1: oh wait, crap, jay Z is still on the line.

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Speaker 2: Jay Z fell asleep.

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Speaker 1: I feel bad because he's been on hold this whole time.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go to for ten seconds just to

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Speaker 1: make his publicist happy because I promised her we'd do this.

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Speaker 1: Can you just punch him up real quick? Him mount

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Speaker 1: in Brooklyn? Now, won the Big Mac? Actually make that

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Speaker 1: to me? I want surprised with them. Okay, yeah, you know. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: jay Z, that's all the time we have. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for being on with us. I don't know, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you must have forgotten where he was. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna have Kendrick Lamar on the hold next week for

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Speaker 1: the new edition of Wheel of Content. Hopefully the Wheels

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Speaker 1: uses something else. Your phone tap is coming up right

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Speaker 1: after

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Speaker 2: This, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,