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Speaker 1: Are you are listening to the Rosenthal and jessel Nick

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Speaker 1: Vanity Project, or, as I like to call it, the

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Speaker 1: biggest mistake of Anthony's career, Like why are you yelling? Ah?

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Speaker 1: Welcome aboard, this is happening the Vanity Project. It's our

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Speaker 1: first show. Thank you for listening. It's really our second

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Speaker 1: show because we tried to tape a video show Anthony

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Speaker 1: about six seven weeks ago. In the NFL was not

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Speaker 1: really a big fan of it. They were not on board.

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Speaker 1: We didn't just try it. We did it, you know,

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Speaker 1: we did it. We did it the best we could.

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Speaker 1: And I think the note that came back was I

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Speaker 1: did not laugh. Yeah, that that was one. No laughter.

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Speaker 1: I laughed, I heard some I could. I heard some

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Speaker 1: good feedback, but from the NFL no laughter. Another quote

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Speaker 1: was I hated it. That was one. So that the project,

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Speaker 1: the project was a little dead on arrival for a

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Speaker 1: little a little bit, but we got it back now

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Speaker 1: an audio form and we're gonna try to do this

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Speaker 1: every week. We're like audio form. You know, they said that.

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people the NFL just thought

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Speaker 1: I wasn't good looking enough to really carry a TV show.

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Speaker 1: Uh So, Yeah, now we're here on radio, and I've

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Speaker 1: got a great I've got a great voice, I've got

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Speaker 1: great tones coming out of me. Why yeah, why would

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Speaker 1: they want you on their airwaves? I I think, I think, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, we've got the title the Vanity Project, but

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Speaker 1: now you're already messing it up right off the bat,

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Speaker 1: like it's the Rosenthal and Justly Nick Vanity project. We

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Speaker 1: have to stick to it. What did I say? You

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Speaker 1: said the Vanity Project. Well, that's like shortening it. But

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Speaker 1: it's like shortening it the wrong WAYF you called it

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Speaker 1: the Rosenthal and Justly Nick, that would make sense to me. Well,

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Speaker 1: either way, it's it's kind of the way the the NFL,

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Speaker 1: I guess is looking at it from my perspective, you know,

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Speaker 1: from my thing. I I if you're not familiar with me,

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Speaker 1: if you're a fan of Anthony, I'm a writer at

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Speaker 1: NFL dot Com, NFL Media. I've been here for three

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Speaker 1: or four years, which if you are going to be

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Speaker 1: a writer, it's like the it's like the top level

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Speaker 1: NFL network. Uh kind of editor slash writer. And then

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Speaker 1: right below that, I would say novelist, you know, but

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Speaker 1: you're you're killing it, killing it after I I did

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Speaker 1: what eight or nine years before that, Pro Football Talk

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Speaker 1: NBC Sports dot Com. You, of course, you're a famous comedian.

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Speaker 1: You've had your own show, The Jessel Knick Offensive on

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Speaker 1: Comedy Central. You were just the host of Last Comics Standing.

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Speaker 1: Don't bring that up over a gun on NBC. Why

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Speaker 1: not bring that up? You did a great job. I

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Speaker 1: did a great job. I was just unhappy with the

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Speaker 1: final product, you know what I mean. It's like if

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Speaker 1: we did this, if we did this at the end,

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Speaker 1: they were like, oh, hey, great job, guys, but we

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Speaker 1: air with your name on it. That's what Last Comic

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Speaker 1: Standing was. Well, that that is pretty much what's gonna

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Speaker 1: happen here. That's I feel like the subtext of the

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Speaker 1: entire show is that you're gonna try to get me fired,

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Speaker 1: that you're we're going to talk about subjects and it's

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Speaker 1: gonna get edited out, and then you're gonna end up

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Speaker 1: getting angry or booted off doing this in the first day.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have bitten every single hand it's ever

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Speaker 1: fed me. Even if you're not even trying to feed me.

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Speaker 1: You know, if I just see a hand, I try

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom. They didn't even want this title, by

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Speaker 1: the way. No, they fought us in the title. They

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Speaker 1: said the title was kind of too cocky, The Vanity Project.

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Speaker 1: And you're like, have you ever seen Anthony Justin do anything? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they were saying it was too negative, like this is

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Speaker 1: like the nicest thing that anyone's ever said about you,

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Speaker 1: The Vanity Project. Well, let's really let's talk about why

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Speaker 1: we have the show, Greg, because I mean, they know

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Speaker 1: who we are, they know who you are than who

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Speaker 1: show together. Like, why would I ever want to do this?

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Speaker 1: Why would I ever take time out of my schedule

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Speaker 1: you explain? Well, it's yeah, it's a bad career move,

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Speaker 1: but you're doing it because we're friends. Going back to college,

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Speaker 1: were best friends. We're best friends. Controversial decision at my wedding, Um,

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Speaker 1: We we met. We we were in the same fraternity

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Speaker 1: our chance to do something cool together, something creative. This

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Speaker 1: is your chance to do something cool period. You wanted

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Speaker 1: to do it. I wanted to do it. I wanted

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Speaker 1: I can just get that read East and ellis one yes.

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Speaker 1: But now that I'm doing this with you, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: no different. So I kind of like just watching you scorm.

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Speaker 1: I'm not squirming. I mean I I look at it

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Speaker 1: as a chance of two friends. You get a chance.

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Speaker 1: How many chances in life are you gonna get to

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Speaker 1: any say, probably zero, probably no chances. So let's let's

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Speaker 1: get to some We're gonna talk football on this show.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk full comedy, football, comedy, friendship, entertainment. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about our friendship. How about children, what's

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Speaker 1: going on in life? Yeah, you're the godfather uh to

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Speaker 1: went to the Emmy Sweets gift and sweets before and

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Speaker 1: you know, when she's eighteen or something. Yeah, you guys

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Speaker 1: what have you been up to lately? Anthony? You it's

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Speaker 1: been a big week for you. Your Netflix special came out.

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Speaker 1: Thoughts and Prayers just came out on Friday. It's been

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Speaker 1: got to meet Tony Romo. Tony Romo, Yes, I got

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Speaker 1: Marv Albert, Well, you know what, I agree to disagree,

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Speaker 1: I have like a rider where I have alcohol in

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Speaker 1: the there's a bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka. Tonight,

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Speaker 1: got a little concerned. As I goes, Anthony, we might

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Speaker 1: what does that mean? Because I mean, this is my bottle.

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Speaker 1: It's in my contract, like something bad has happened if

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Speaker 1: Mine is mostly full of booze, maybe a pizza, some

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Speaker 1: And I immediately become furious because I imagined Tony Romo

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Speaker 1: I find do you find like I don't usually volunteer

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Speaker 1: the information that I was in a fraternity. I'm embarrassed

423
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Speaker 1: by it. We weren't very fraternity games, like we we

424
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Speaker 1: like we pledged as freshman and went through all the

425
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,639
Speaker 1: hell of like hazing, and then once we got in,

426
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,520
Speaker 1: we were like, this is stupid. Why did we do

427
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,280
Speaker 1: all this? And we never really showed up much after that.

428
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,720
Speaker 1: We weren't really good fraternity members now, and they didn't

429
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,919
Speaker 1: Two lanes different because it's just kind of like you

430
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,399
Speaker 1: go out into bar. You know, you can go to

431
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,520
Speaker 1: bars when you're eighteen. No one's really living in the

432
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,360
Speaker 1: fraternity house. In particular, like three or four people are,

433
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,280
Speaker 1: but not that the whole fraternity. It's just kind of

434
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,560
Speaker 1: like a a party thing. But even then I'm embarrassed.

435
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,680
Speaker 1: And then the one we were in was the most lazy,

436
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,159
Speaker 1: like young fraternity ever. Yeah. I just remember having to

437
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,919
Speaker 1: do a lot of push ups. Remember once having to

438
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,119
Speaker 1: like hang from a statue in the middle of Audubon

439
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,200
Speaker 1: Park and put a giant bra on like Lady Justice

440
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,680
Speaker 1: while you guys all ran laps around the fountain. What

441
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,639
Speaker 1: you remember. This was like four in the morning. It

442
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,359
Speaker 1: was a rough that was it was hell weak. I

443
00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:41,360
Speaker 1: don't remember anything. And then for the most part I remember.

444
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,200
Speaker 1: I remember the crab oil was used. That was kind

445
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,960
Speaker 1: of scarring. I didn't have to mess with that because

446
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,639
Speaker 1: I was I was pretty. I was so lazy and

447
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,600
Speaker 1: I had to mess that. I got to leave early

448
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,080
Speaker 1: every day to go work my job cold calling high

449
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,240
Speaker 1: school students. That's what I did, but that was not

450
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,280
Speaker 1: good at One thing that you know, listeners would definitely

451
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,879
Speaker 1: not know about me, but you know about me is

452
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,480
Speaker 1: that I have the worst memory of anyone I've ever known.

453
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,560
Speaker 1: And one reason why I like to keep you around,

454
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:13,720
Speaker 1: other than you know your celebrity. And uh, the exorbitant

455
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,080
Speaker 1: gifts that you give to my kids are that you

456
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:21,520
Speaker 1: remember things about my past, my college experience, you know,

457
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,240
Speaker 1: time in New York, really anything to do with the

458
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,399
Speaker 1: last ten years. When you can tell me about it,

459
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,720
Speaker 1: it's like hearing in the story for the first time.

460
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,879
Speaker 1: It's like awakenings. Yeah, I once reminded you about your wedding?

461
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:36,000
Speaker 1: What about it? Just did it happen now? And I also,

462
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I get deserve more credit than that.

463
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,320
Speaker 1: I think that I think I'm responsible for your entire

464
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 1: sports wedding career. How do you figure? Okay, you want

465
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Speaker 1: me to break it down. Okay, we lived in l

466
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Speaker 1: A together. What were you doing when you first got

467
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:51,760
Speaker 1: to l A. I was actually holding the job that

468
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:56,080
Speaker 1: you could have had, or should have had initially were

469
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,720
Speaker 1: slated to have. I was an assistant at a movie

470
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,280
Speaker 1: action company, UM Hallway Pictures that had a deal with

471
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 1: Warner Brothers. We just kind of geared towards making African American, uh,

472
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 1: you know style movies. Information you should have been like,

473
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:17,359
Speaker 1: I was an assistance. I like the details. Cut everything

474
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,800
Speaker 1: Greg said and just put in you weren't assistant, Greg

475
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 1: and so I and I told you. I was like,

476
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 1: you should be a sports writer, Greg, reach of your dreams,

477
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 1: start a blog online and start writing sports stories every day.

478
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,119
Speaker 1: And you did that. And then I bought you a

479
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Speaker 1: Peter gammon'sobble head doll, which I think was the inspiration

480
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 1: for you to really take that next step and leave

481
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,720
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and become a professional sports writer. And now

482
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,400
Speaker 1: here we are, well, you know, your whole bit is

483
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,440
Speaker 1: you know sarcasm, right, So I'm not even sure if

484
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,879
Speaker 1: you really did tell me to start writing in a

485
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,879
Speaker 1: sports blog that actually sounds told you to do that,

486
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 1: because I did do that. Yeah, I started writing a

487
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 1: baseball blog while I was in Los Angeles, and then

488
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 1: I got really tired of doing various assistant jobs and

489
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 1: I was a page at NBC and other stuff and

490
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 1: got sick of it and then left l A. I could,

491
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 1: I could say that your entire career is at least

492
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 1: partially that I'm responsible for it. How did how did

493
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 1: you make ends meet? When we were out here? I

494
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 1: gave you like every job that you ever got, and

495
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: you got fired from half of them. I had a job.

496
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 1: I had a job at NBC Productions, and I was

497
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 1: kind of an assistant to a producer there as well,

498
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 1: and she would have you know, jobs and shows. I

499
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:43,400
Speaker 1: think you worked as an accounting clerk at American Dreams.

500
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 1: I believe was I got you that job? You got

501
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: fired from that? No, I got laid off the end

502
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 1: of the season. I didn't get fired. And then the

503
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: woman had re hired me on Deadwood, and then she

504
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 1: rehired me on the unit when I stabbed turned the

505
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 1: back ms literally it literally, stabbing her in the back

506
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: would have been more pleasant than what I actually did

507
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 1: to her. Well, now I want to know what you

508
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,360
Speaker 1: did there. Not to get too far off topic, because

509
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 1: that story about the the email my accent, we'll tell

510
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 1: another episode. We'll see if the NFL lets us keep going.

511
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 1: Maybe during the playoffs, I'll tell that story. Well, part

512
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: of my whole pitch was like, this is gonna be

513
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 1: really real. You know what I mean? This is these

514
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:22,360
Speaker 1: are two friends, um that have us friends best friends,

515
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 1: that have a genuine relationship that's actually written to the

516
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 1: contract that I have to say that each time Anthony insists.

517
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: And I think one thing that you've got to think about, Anthony,

518
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: is if that's how it is, how real you're really

519
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: comfortable getting you know what I mean, Listen, I don't

520
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 1: think about things, Greg, I know about them because your

521
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: whole bit on stage, I mean, it's not a bit

522
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 1: if you used to if you use the word stick

523
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: right now, I'm leaving. Whose my mind cut that? Please? Uh?

524
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,680
Speaker 1: You know you I wouldn't you know? What would you?

525
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 1: How it would people describe you on stage? It's kind

526
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: of woudn't say it's a character, but it's an amped

527
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,919
Speaker 1: up version of yourself in real life. You're a You're

528
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: a pretty nice guy. I'm much nicer than I am

529
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: on stage. I would just go on stage, I'm like,

530
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm like Darth Vader had and the Devil had a baby,

531
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that sort of thing. But

532
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: off stage, I'm just like, slightly slightly, I'm I'm pretty

533
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: much only nice to you and your immediate family. But

534
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: that's enough. Can you're really nice to us? Yeah? You

535
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: used to be nice to some members of your family,

536
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 1: maybe maybe less less of now your brother. I guess

537
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: i'd throw that. That's what I'm trying to get in

538
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: in here, is that you know, if we're gonna do this,

539
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: you know you have to be comfortable, they're getting really real.

540
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm happy to get real. I just feel like

541
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: the sole responsibility of being real is on me. I

542
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: feel like you couldn't be real, you know, on the

543
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 1: real world. That's how unreal you are, that's how fake

544
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 1: you are as a person, and that if the responsibility

545
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 1: of being real is on me, then I get to

546
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 1: dole out how we do it. I'm not going to

547
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 1: tell all of my stories. It's not okay what you

548
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: just said right now. We're best friends, you know what

549
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: I mean, That's what happens. So I guess we can

550
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: each claim responsibility for each other's career. Were an one,

551
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I looked at you and

552
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: I was like, how do I not end up like that?

553
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: I mean, what what can I do? I was living

554
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: my dream pretty early. I got a job at Rhoda

555
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 1: World and was was loving it pretty early. I went

556
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: to a lot of give me a break. I went

557
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 1: to a lot of your lousy um early stand up sets.

558
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 1: You were great from the beginning, and I and I

559
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: thought you were going to do big things right away

560
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 1: because I saw all the no talent hacks that were

561
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: around you that I was forced in anyone that lives

562
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles inevitably has some sort of stand up

563
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: friend or something where they have to go to a

564
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: lot of these shows. And it's the most painful thing

565
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 1: ever because I would, I mean, it was a regular

566
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 1: part of my life to go to you know, these

567
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: stand up shows where it was you one or two

568
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: pretty funny people and like seven people where you could

569
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: not be less comfortable watching them perform. I felt bad

570
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: if you, guys, you would have to come to that

571
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: because they called bringer shows. We have to like bring

572
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: five friends to watch you. So not only that, I

573
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: am I making guys watch these hold people. You're seeing

574
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,719
Speaker 1: me do the exact same jokes at every single night

575
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 1: that was. I do owe you a debt for that.

576
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: Except were you with the first show I ever did?

577
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so you weren't. I don't know. Did

578
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: I have an option ie with the every once in

579
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 1: a while, like to just kind of give you something

580
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: that lets you know you don't have me all the way?

581
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 1: You know, I just want to, you know, keeps you

582
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 1: wanting more. Fred Jackson this week, do you know a

583
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 1: team he's on? Now? Back the headlines? Why not? Let's

584
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: do it? I mean, we'll keep talking. Uh Fred Jackson

585
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 1: this week? Do you know what team he's on now?

586
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: He's on the Seattle Seaks. I don't want to test you.

587
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 1: You're a pretty big NFL fan. Just for people listening

588
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: to this, Anthony's not one of these um people you

589
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: see on television that says they're a fan just to

590
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: kind of like that that's going to get them in

591
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: with the male demo or something. I mean, you're a

592
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: pretty hardcore sports fan watching Sports Center every night that

593
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm not really worried about my placement in the mid demo.

594
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: I think I got it. I got it nailed out. Uh.

595
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 1: But but you know, I am a fan. I'm a

596
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 1: diehard Steelers, but I followed the rest of the league.

597
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: You know, I know what's up. Um, Fred Jackson got

598
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: into a big car crash. Fred Jackson has been one

599
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: of my favorite players. I wouldn't even say a big

600
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: car crash when he hit a street sign, but it

601
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: was played up like it was a big story initially

602
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: on TMZ and that proved to be, uh, factually wrong.

603
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: We never had any of that on NFL Network. But

604
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 1: he but he did get into an accident. Um initially

605
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: it was said that Marshawn Lynch was there and they

606
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: were drag racing. He was not drag racing. He just

607
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: showed up afterwards, uh, and was seeing you know, it

608
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: was on his way out of the out of work,

609
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: and he was seeing that his teammate was all right.

610
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: He was all right, there's no charges, there's no nothing.

611
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 1: Seahawks Backfield's gonna be fine. Um. But did you when

612
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: you heard that they were drag racings? Did you believe it?

613
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: Because I believed because it was on TMZ. But it's

614
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 1: still but TMZ they get things right sometimes. Like it's

615
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: like those guys have such nice cars, like Marshawn Lynch

616
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: has a Lamborghini in his driveway that uh, I met

617
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: a guy on this tour who he says he's from

618
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: Seattle and he's the same driver as Marshawn Lynch. This

619
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: guy picks up Marshaw on every like whenever Marshawn needs

620
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: to arrive for something, whether they're going to games or

621
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: going going on the road whatever, he says, he pulls

622
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: into Marshawn's drive when it's a really small driveway, big house,

623
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 1: small driveway, and he's got a Lamborghini, a brand new

624
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: Lamborghini in the front, sitting there, and whenever the guy

625
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: pulls in to pick up Marshawn, Marshawn comes out, puts

626
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: his luggage in the guy's car, and then so the

627
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: guy can turn around in the driveway, he walks up,

628
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: picks up the front of the Lamborghini with his hands,

629
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: lifts it up like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Twins turning off

630
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: a car alarm, and then moves it over a few

631
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: inches so the guy can back up and move around. Superhero,

632
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: Could you imagine lifting up your car every time someone

633
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: had to turn around your driveway? Like amazing. It sounds

634
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: like a car I want, But it doesn't sound like

635
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: a guy who would race his team might have to practice, Like, Hey,

636
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: I'll race you to that street sign. Whoever hits it

637
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: first wins. I could see those idiots doing that, Fred Jackson,

638
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: it's not an idiot. Maybe Lynch, I don't know. They

639
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: both seemed crazy. Um, What's what else do we want

640
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: to talk about? How about how about NFL network? Um

641
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: really kick started a story this week and I was

642
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: there when it happened, at least when it got on air.

643
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: And you know this whole hubbub happened that I don't

644
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: know if you saw this, that that briefly the NFL

645
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: network UM showed some nudity during the show last Sunday

646
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: for an interview where Albert Brier was interviewing Adam Pacman

647
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: Jones formerly Pacman Jones in the Bengals locker room. But

648
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: in the background there was a bunch of Bengals guys

649
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: and you know, they briefly showed some nudity and uh,

650
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: you know, the players or the the analysts afterwards cracked

651
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: up a little bit about it. You know, it was

652
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: clearly embarrassed. It was never shown again. The NFL network

653
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: eventually apologized about it, but it's become a real story

654
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: because the Bengals complained, you know, one of their players

655
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: that was pictured nude UM was really upset and offended

656
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: by in the NFL. LPA president Eric Winston, who's also

657
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: on the Bengals UH says this is an issue for them.

658
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: It's been an issue for a while that they don't

659
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: that that that nudity having to be naked in front

660
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: of players is like is a problem, which totally makes

661
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: sense to me. Said, and what other workplace are we

662
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: gonna have to be do you have to be naked

663
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: in front of it? It's not about being guy girl

664
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Speaker 1: sports writers there anything like what other things like we

665
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: need to have more time and there is a ten

666
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: minute cooling off period where they get to change and everything,

667
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: but it's not enough time because you've got to play,

668
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: you know, the coach is given a big speech and

669
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: you've gotta shower and all that, and that they want

670
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: to come up with the situation so that this never

671
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: happens and that they never have to have you know,

672
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: their wang in front of America again, or any of

673
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: the sports writers. I feel like this is like a

674
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: really passive aggressive way for you to tell me to

675
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: put close on right now. I feel like the reason

676
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: we do a podcast so I can wear whatever I

677
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: want and this is how uncomfortable. Um, but yeah, I

678
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: think there's a lot of ways that the NFL can

679
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: deal with this. One of course, bathing suits for every

680
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,959
Speaker 1: player you wanted all times. Another thing is body paints,

681
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: body paint, ritual body paints. That would be good. You

682
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: can see them naked, but you don't really know what's

683
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: going on. That feels like it would be more time consuming,

684
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: you know, like who would be putting on the bat

685
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: the body paint like before the game, Heyward Hayward would

686
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: paint them up, put put his put his dad's initials

687
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: all over the players bodies spram down. Um no, I

688
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: think that would be. That would be very like Zaki

689
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: wearing a bikini or was he naked? You don't know,

690
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: it's body paints. Um, I believe the King. I always

691
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: I always thought the body paint thing was a little

692
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like people that got really excited

693
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,719
Speaker 1: about the sports Illustrated some body paint issue, Like I

694
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: get it, but it's like there's porn everywhere. Plus they

695
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: look even better in just the bathing it's still like

696
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: airbrush like I would like, wouldn't you that the bathing

697
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: suit like that? That's great? That was great. I mean

698
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: at a certain pointed because Greg wasn't funny. Is any

699
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: of this gonna be on the show eventually? Brandon? Are

700
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: we just talking to ourselves at this point? I don't

701
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: see why any of it will get cut. Okay, none

702
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: of it seems too much. Well, we'll see what happens. Alright.

703
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: It's not my favorite, so one of our things if

704
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: it works. You know, one thing you know, just speaking

705
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: to the listeners, and please give us feedback, give me feedback,

706
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: give Greg. Yeah, Anthony, I'm not going to check your feedback.

707
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: I don't need to know. You're very un social media

708
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: friendly or just unfriendly in general. Yeah, I kind of

709
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: ignore if you if you if you like, if you

710
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: take the compliments, you also have to take the insults.

711
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: And I don't care about there that criticism. You know.

712
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: I I perform publicly, like live, so the audience tells

713
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: me what I need to know. I don't need some

714
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: I don't need some fourteen year old in Iowa tweeting

715
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: at me that he didn't like my last joke, whether

716
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: he doesn't think this podcast is funny enough or that

717
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: that you should be replaced. You know. I don't want

718
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to be reading things like that. But

719
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: you can, you can. You can tweet Greg and I

720
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: love it. That was one thing, you know, and that

721
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: Anthony came up with in the NFL, and NFL was

722
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: considering that have someone play for this podcast, like just

723
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: have a guy that was like, hey, it's Anthony's longtime friend,

724
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: but with more personality, maybe like five or six inches taller,

725
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: you know, ability to roll with the punches, come up

726
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: with some jokes a little better. Who are they going

727
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: to get for that? I don't know, Fred Savage, I

728
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: get a lot on Twitter speaking of which, really I

729
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: know Fred. I worked for Fred once. Really Yeah, he

730
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: directed the Garflonus episode I was on. Edited to keep

731
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: Greg's job, just truined to take that out. Um. What

732
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: I was trying to get to was, you know, I

733
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: want this is an evolving show. The title could change, right.

734
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: It was Originally it was gonna be, uh, the Anthony,

735
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: Greg and Anthony Show, because Anthony insisted that his name

736
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: be first and last. Um. Eventually that got overruled. Uh,

737
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: the network didn't really like it was gonna be the

738
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: Greg and Anthony Vanity Project. But they didn't really like that.

739
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: They wanted Jesselnik to be in there because they think

740
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: just America is going to iTunes and randomly searching. Not

741
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: just America. I think it's international now, So we went

742
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: with that. So that could change. And what what I'm

743
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: trying to get to is it's a pretty free flowing podcast, clearly, Um,

744
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 1: but we might you know, want to come up with

745
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: some weekly segments. Sure we could do that. And if

746
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: you guys have things you want to know, you want

747
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,760
Speaker 1: to hear us talk about, you want to ask us questions,

748
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: feel free to uh, feel free to do that and

749
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: Greg will take a look at him. So I did

750
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 1: throughout some questions this week. Uh, it was a little

751
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: or asked for some questions on Twitter. It was a

752
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: little last minute. What's least minute? Greg, Well, we've been

753
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 1: planning this for quite some time. What what time do

754
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: you send out the things we have? And we were

755
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: on the phone last night, for instance, for a while

756
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: when you said last minute, do you mean like a

757
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: couple of days ago when I send out like you know,

758
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: we were sending out emails. Frankly, I've done more preparation

759
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: for this than just about anything else. Um, a couple

760
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: hours before before the show didn't get great. It didn't

761
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: get a ton of response, It didn't get great responses. Uh.

762
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: How many followers do you have on Twitter? I've got

763
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: over a hundred for sure. Uh, yeah, over one fifteen

764
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: or so, over a thousand. There you go, look at that,

765
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,720
Speaker 1: A breaking digits just from our friendship. That's great. Please,

766
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: now it's gonna really explode. I don't I wish I

767
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: could follow you on Twitter my best friend, but I can't. Yeah,

768
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: it was a little disappointed with you and some of

769
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: your you know, high Acdane and celebrity friends once followed me,

770
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: but then they got sick of my They've got sick

771
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: of my football analysis. I get it. Yeah, you don't

772
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: want to hear about good analysis Buccaneers offensive line or whatever.

773
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: So please send us, send us more questions next time.

774
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: Tell us tell us what you think of the show. Um,

775
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: but I do got a couple of them, so uh

776
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: edited for content, Let's go to uh Eric. The last

777
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Speaker 1: name was a little confused Laren Laryen tebby Laren to

778
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Speaker 1: be would you trust leaving your daughter or god daughter? Um?

779
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: I added that, uh, you know, in your case with

780
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: Ben Roethlisberger as a babysitter, will you go first? You

781
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: go first? Okay, I'm happy that I'm happy to leading

782
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 1: this first of all, since it's a god daughter's situation.

783
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: Nice and I love, I adore your god daughter. But

784
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: I would leave her with just about anybody. I don't

785
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: think I'm really legally responsible for what would happen. So,

786
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: and I think that Ben has turned what I call

787
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: the Jesus corner. You know, when like players getting so

788
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: much trouble, they just start saying Jesus in every interview

789
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: they give, and then it like means they're forgiven and

790
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: it's okay after that. Ben's in super Jesus territory right now.

791
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: He makes uh he makes some name. Yeah, he makes

792
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson look like the guy from the Exorcist. Uh So,

793
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm I would trust Ben with just about anybody edited

794
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: to keep your interest. Sure, would you be afraid that

795
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: he would throw your daughter for three fifty yards? Because

796
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: that would be pretty wan a pretty big screw up baby.

797
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: Sitting wise, who was the player in the NFL that

798
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: you would most trust your daughter with? Oh? Wow, that's

799
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: a great question, because I feel like Tom Brady. I

800
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: immediately thought of just because you know, you know, wouldn't

801
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: he wouldn't feed her, She'd starved to death. What do

802
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: you what does that even mean? He's a weird he's

803
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: a weirdo. He eats. Wouldn't give her, he wouldn't give

804
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 1: her soda. But that's good. You don't want her having soda.

805
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,959
Speaker 1: I give her soda a chance. I got she's grown,

806
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: girl's very against it. Um who else is? Look at

807
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: the very responsible. What about Peyton Manning. No, he's from

808
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: New Orleans. No, you don't want I mean, I love

809
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: I like the Mannings. They're from New Orleans and all that,

810
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: But just I I feel like he hasn't. I don't

811
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: think he's he's the one carrying the fathering load in

812
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: that family? Does he even he does have that? Have

813
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: you ever seen Peyton Manning's wife? No, does anyone know

814
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: that she's I mean she she's out there. I thought

815
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: he was married to that lady who owns Papa John's.

816
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:57,959
Speaker 1: It's really stretched face right back, that one. You should

817
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: stay on the mic and just laugh the whole time.

818
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: But it's gonna be great, Uh, great for the show.

819
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: So uh, Anthony, you had this idea of how we

820
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 1: would end each show every week. You wanted to make

821
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: some predictions, and but I'll let you because here's what

822
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: I wanted. I wanted to do, Like Greg and I

823
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 1: are gonna talk. You're gonna hear are you know us talking?

824
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 1: It's fun to hear friends discuss things, a lot of

825
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: them football related. But at the end, I want to

826
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,240
Speaker 1: have the kind of a heart out and be able

827
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 1: to kind of do predictions for what I think is

828
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: going to happen the next week, and it's gonna be

829
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: kind of like a comedy bit where we're gonna try

830
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: it and if it doesn't work, like if if it works,

831
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear us do the bit. If not, as

832
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: soon as I'm done talking right now, there's gonna be

833
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: a cut and then you're gonna hear us say, well,

834
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: that didn't work, and that will be the end of

835
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: the show. And either way, I think the comedy value

836
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: is is sky high. And you came up when we

837
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: first you know, we're talking about doing this show back

838
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: in the summer. I mean you came up with all

839
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: sorts of crazy ideas, clearly not sober when you came

840
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: up and came up with them at all. Last night though,

841
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: we were just talking that this was a sober idea,

842
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: and uh, and I'm pretty excited for it. I'm really not.

843
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: I'm worried. I'm worried about it. You should be a

844
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: little worried, and I was not so. But we talked

845
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: and then I got less sober and I came up

846
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: with this idea. But here's the idea. It's it's predictions.

847
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 1: Greg is gonna give me the matchups. I'm not gonna

848
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: tell you who's gonna win. I'm just gonna tell you

849
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: whether or not I believe the matchup is going to

850
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: end up being crunk or funky funky fresh. And if

851
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: you don't know the difference, I don't really have time

852
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: to explain. It's not that long a podcast. But I

853
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: will tell you which one I believe will be. In

854
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: the next week, maybe we'll go back and see if

855
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: I was right. But what is even the difference? You're

856
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: gonna have to find out. But what I told you

857
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 1: when I told them got my wife this idea that

858
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: she did start dying of laughter. Well, I think because

859
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: you're married or she doesn't get a lot of humor

860
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: in her marriage, so that whenever I can kind of

861
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: step in and uh, you know, take the brunt, she does.

862
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: She is a big jes like fans I want. It

863
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: took me the time to when you're it's taken a

864
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: little bit. You you she warmed up and when you over. Okay,

865
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: let let's go through. Okay, through are some some of

866
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 1: the big games of the week. Uh, let's really start

867
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: on on the Sunday games. Depending on when people are

868
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: listening to this, um New Orleans at Indie Annapolis, New

869
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: Orleans at Indie in Indianapolis, I'm gonna have to say,

870
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: that's gonna be That's gonna be funky, funky fresh. If

871
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: it was in New Orleans, I would have gone crunk,

872
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: you know. I feel like New Orleans is a great

873
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: crunk field advantage. But if they're gonna be an indie

874
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 1: Indie coming off that embarrassing loss to the Pats, I

875
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be a funky, funky fresh game for sure,

876
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: and you can take that to the bank. The Jets

877
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: at the Patriots this weekend. Jets at Patriots, this is

878
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: gonna I wish you would save this till the end,

879
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have to go crunky, crunky fresh. Uh.

880
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: It's kind of a mixture of the two. Again, if

881
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: it had been in New York, I would have said funky,

882
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,919
Speaker 1: funky fresh. Going to Foxboro, You're gonna get a little

883
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: crunk in there. You can't not, you know what I mean.

884
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 1: It's kind of just the fox Bow mentality. I think

885
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: the Patriots have a lot to prove in terms of

886
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: how how fresh they are, but not so much how funky. Though.

887
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: I think they've kind of proved their funkiness. So I'm

888
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 1: gonna say crunky, crunky fresh. I like how you describe

889
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: whether it would be different if it was in New

890
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 1: York but in New England, because that's when you think

891
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: New England in foxbur you think crunk. M No, you

892
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 1: know I messed it up. I've ruined the whole thing. No,

893
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: I think it's still going pretty well. Dallas at New

894
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: York Dallas. I mean, that's a big game in the

895
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 1: NFC Dallas that you New York Tony Robbo won't be

896
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 1: back for this. You know your buddy still he's still

897
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: drinking my vodka somewhere. Uh, let's see Cowboys in New York.

898
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go crunk. That's it. That's it's

899
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's a coin flip. To be honest.

900
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: I could have said funky, funky fresh and been confident,

901
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say crunk. Why would you not be honest?

902
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm being almost too honest. Maybe if I lied,

903
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: then we wouldn't be wouldn't be going through these questions.

904
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: Philadelphia at Carolina, good Sunday night game this week. That's

905
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: a great Sunday Night game. Uh, you know what I'm

906
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: gonna say. The first top is gonna be krunk. The

907
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: first half is gonna be crunk as hell if I could,

908
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: if I'm allowed to talk like that on the on

909
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 1: the show. Second half a little less crunk, a little

910
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: more funky funky fresh. And then the fourth quarter if

911
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: you're if you're like allergic to funky funky fresh, turn

912
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: the TV off and throw it out the window because

913
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 1: you're gonna die. So I reminded you wanted to go

914
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: through sixty games of this and I'm kind of cutting

915
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: it off. Last one Monday Night Football, the Baltimore Ravens. Uh.

916
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: I thought they were gonna be a good team, so

917
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: that's why they're in prime time one in five. But

918
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: going to my favorite team other than the Patriots this year,

919
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: the team of the Around the NFL podcast there at

920
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: the Arizona Cardinals. The Arizona Cardinals are coming off that

921
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: lost to the Steelers, which was a beautiful game. Baltimore

922
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:47,879
Speaker 1: needs this one, so I'm gonna have to say. I'm

923
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: gonna say across the board funky funky fresh on this one,

924
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 1: and I mean, no one else is gonna agree with me.

925
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: I know when the NFL network people are gonna that's

926
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: the saying that you would go funky funky Freshman, that

927
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: it's the most obvious crunk thing of the week. You

928
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 1: have Arians and the Kangle Hat, you have Carson Palmer,

929
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: you have Tyrone Matthew, you have pet Patrick Peterson, you

930
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: have the whole desert thing. And if that doesn't scream chrunk,

931
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: what screams cronk Anthony? Other games? Give me the give

932
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: me the next sixth team. That's it. That's over. There's

933
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: no way that's making it in is it? That's definitely

934
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: making it. And that was great improvisational gold. You know,

935
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: we brought back funky funky fresh I feel, and you

936
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: know what, let's let's leave it in and the next

937
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 1: week if I was wrong about any of these, we

938
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: can go back and cut it out. Now here's the question, though,

939
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 1: what describes it being wrong? Do we have a classification

940
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: for that? It'll be well, it'll be let's not be

941
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: up to Brandon. I was just excited for the game

942
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: that you didn't throw in there. Based on Anthony's love

943
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: of location, going Bills Jaguars in London. Oh okay, well,

944
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: all right, and then you helped the show for the

945
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: first time. There was Great Jaguars in London, Bill's Jaguars

946
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: in London, six thirty in the morning. You have to

947
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 1: wake up and listen and watch it only on Yahoo

948
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: being streamed internationally, first time ever where you were. That

949
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: is even be the first NFL game that no one watches.

950
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: Chronker funky funky fresh. This is a great chance for

951
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: me to break up my accent. It's gonna be krunk, mate,

952
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: is he would you like a little funky funky fresh love?

953
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: That's the worst thing. That's why they don't have you

954
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: play characters on TV shows. It's just you know, if

955
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: you if you're out of show, you're just playing Anthony Jesslinik. Yeah,

956
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: I know, of course I only played comedians. Is that

957
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: Crocodile Dundee two? Like? What's that? That was? That was?

958
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,959
Speaker 1: That was the Queen of England? That was the Queen?

959
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: All right, Bill's Jags Funky funky fresh, funky funky funky

960
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: fresh fresh. Um, well, who knows, maybe no one even

961
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: heard the rest of that segment. You said that there's

962
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: a chance that we would cut it all out, but

963
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: let's be honest. Once you do three or four minutes

964
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 1: on anything. You're gonna fall in love with it. We

965
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: would never cut anything. I think this is the best

966
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: part I would I would edit this to make at

967
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: the beginning of the podcast this is the end. Then

968
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: how would you close it? We do need to close it.

969
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,439
Speaker 1: Do you have it? Do you have any um any

970
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 1: partying words? Because this this really could be the first

971
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: and last UM time we ever do this. It's very possible. Um,

972
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: why don't you end on like a real note? Tell

973
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: me how are how are my godchildren? And how how

974
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: is your daughter and your son? Well? Um Walker has

975
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,240
Speaker 1: been fast