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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This

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Speaker 1: is important. Glorious wampers Nick has the greatest rapper of

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Speaker 1: all time. Adult Spider Man costumes. Show your dick off

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Speaker 1: too much, Let the rain fall down, Buckle up. Yeah, alright,

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Speaker 1: we're bad. Hit us with the science, Blake. He was

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Speaker 1: hitting this with us. It's science before the highly anticipated

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Speaker 1: well we didn't hear it? Science was that we didn't

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Speaker 1: hear it? Again, didn't I couldn't hear it. I couldn't talk. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the highly anticipated give it to Us does science? You

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Speaker 1: guys got sorry, you gotta shut up for a second. Alright, okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: I'm shutting up. Shut up, shut it's science. Heard it? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: Anchor Mandela, Absolutely, Anchor Mandela that that is the Acre

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Speaker 1: Mandela effect, because that is not at all, not even

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Speaker 1: close to how I remember it. The delivery is so casual.

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Speaker 1: And that's the only time he says it in the movie. Um,

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Speaker 1: there's another part where he talks about like women's brains

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Speaker 1: being smaller, and he's like, it's you know, it's just

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Speaker 1: it's science stuff or something. Oh is that the one

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Speaker 1: that with the delivery of like it's science, Then there's

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Speaker 1: no one that goes it's science because that's the impression

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Speaker 1: that everyone did for years and years. Who did it

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Speaker 1: that way first? Though? Who was the first person to

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Speaker 1: be like it's science and like over a nunci because

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Speaker 1: that person is funny, the most legendary Fratboro of all time.

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Speaker 1: He took anchor man and made it his own and

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Speaker 1: the restless history. Yeah, it's drunk brain. It's like synapses

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Speaker 1: coming together, like I saw it. It's also could have

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Speaker 1: just been baby nuts. It might have been Kyle's brother

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Speaker 1: playing beer pong and he was like, yeah, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: could have been shout out to baby nuts. Just seem

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Speaker 1: like like somebody was just a little drunk and was

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Speaker 1: trying to remember what they were saying and we're like,

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Speaker 1: it's sience and they were like, whoa, it's science. It's

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Speaker 1: just dumped out of their mouth and everyone's like to

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Speaker 1: wait a second. What He's like, it's science. I want

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Speaker 1: to be on you, so are we doing this? What

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Speaker 1: was that? I just need to like set myself like up.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't be ready for them. No, those were

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Speaker 1: the two. Those were the two. Yeah, I wanted to

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Speaker 1: shout out. I just wanted to shout out baby Nutes

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Speaker 1: real quick because his name was brought up and that

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Speaker 1: that nickname is so good. Yeah, that's all. That's all.

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Speaker 1: Big shout out to baby Nuts. Today, I probably won't

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Speaker 1: be using the soundboard. I'm gonna be doing like fully.

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Speaker 1: And then what is that supposed to be? Blake science?

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, I was thinking you want to hear some

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Speaker 1: folly that I was working on right before this? Check

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Speaker 1: this out? You're ready? Okay? Yeah, Chirper just did a

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Speaker 1: fake bong ripping chokes was supposed to be a bong rip.

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Speaker 1: It was committed. I was committed to it. Committed. Here,

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Speaker 1: I can do it. Hold on, I got it better. Here,

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Speaker 1: we got it better. Here's Blake. Where's your lighter sound? Adam?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to okay? Damn Superhead just sounds like

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Speaker 1: he's given bomb down. That's a little bomb. That's a

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Speaker 1: little yeah. It's all about hit all right, Andrews, are

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Speaker 1: you participating? Okay? Good? Okay, I drink the ball water now.

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Speaker 1: See that was a real short hit. That was a

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Speaker 1: short short hit. Can I go again. Can to show

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Speaker 1: you what I know? How I what the bar was?

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Speaker 1: Watch us look at using a real linear Yeah? Right wing? Okay,

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Speaker 1: any other any takebacks or apologies? Another great episode of

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Speaker 1: it for I just got water all over my screen? Hey,

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Speaker 1: can I show you guys? Uh? So I'm going to

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Speaker 1: Charleston right to shoot the righteous gimpstones. And so I

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Speaker 1: bought all this weed? Kyle? Do you think I can

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Speaker 1: I'm about to show you? You want to carry it on?

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Speaker 1: Don't you just pack it? Well, I'm gonna pack it,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, you're fine. Okay, shove it up yours. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get I might shove some of it up my ass. No, No,

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Speaker 1: some of it is suppositories, Okay, tight. I got chocolate

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Speaker 1: chip cookies, which I'm pretty stoked on. I got day.

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Speaker 1: I know, I got to candy bars. You know, should

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Speaker 1: we be like saying how many years it is in

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Speaker 1: prison for each item? Yeah? Okay, it's none. There's no

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Speaker 1: years for flying with a bunch of weeds to a

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Speaker 1: place there's not legal. Is it not illegal in Charleston? No,

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Speaker 1: that's the whole that's what we're talking about. You'll be

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Speaker 1: fine gummies. And then a bag of these what I'm

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Speaker 1: they're covered in keith. Kyle remember them. Well, I'm actually Adam, Adam,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually back. I'm back smoking, dude, So like, wait

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Speaker 1: a min that really? I swear to you guys, I

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Speaker 1: I'm smoking some weed. Yeah. Will you ever mess with

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Speaker 1: these little doggies? Mess with those dogs? Will you tell

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Speaker 1: everyone at home? With those little doggies? Are they're called?

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Speaker 1: of like saving him for Charleston because I leave Monday.

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Speaker 1: And what are those little doggies. They're called baby teeters

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Speaker 1: and their little tiny joints and they're covered in keith

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Speaker 1: on the outside. And he's excited about if there are

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Speaker 1: anything like the bigger ones. They taste yummy, yummy for

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Speaker 1: my dummy. So your preference is smoking, I do I

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Speaker 1: like to smoke? Uh joint me too, but then I

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Speaker 1: also like a yummy ed as well. And why do

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Speaker 1: you like smoking most of all? Uh? Because you're you're

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Speaker 1: about hashtag fitness and I'm just wondering if it's like

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Speaker 1: get it's science. I think it's science. Science, it's science. Know.

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Speaker 1: Some sometimes I'll get I'll get a little stoned, and

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Speaker 1: I just kind of get in the zone and I'm

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Speaker 1: pumping them pads. Yeah. But what I'm really messing with

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Speaker 1: lately is the packs of these little joints called selfies.

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Speaker 1: And there's twelve mini pre rules that comes in one pack,

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Speaker 1: and it's perfect if you're just smoking by yourself, because

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Speaker 1: just me getting high by myself and there's a perfect amount.

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Speaker 1: But I got two giant bags full of weed. And

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Speaker 1: we don't think that me traveling, I'm going to get

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Speaker 1: in any kind of whoopsie doozles. Here's what I would

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Speaker 1: I would say if you're if you're nervous about it,

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Speaker 1: you on your in your I wouldn't just bring it

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Speaker 1: because they'll be like, Yo, what the fun. They're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: that's a lot of If they put in the check luggage,

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Speaker 1: all good. The other thing you could do is just

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Speaker 1: mail it to yourself. Just mail it to the fucking address.

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Speaker 1: Also legal. Yeah, but I would strap it all to

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Speaker 1: it might puff out a little bit. And yeah, um, okay,

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Speaker 1: swear a puffy jacket. Just wear a puffy jacket where

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Speaker 1: an airplane. There you go. Uh, well, I just came back.

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Speaker 1: When I came back from Mexico after doing uh wedding stuff,

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Speaker 1: I'm an international drug smuggler because I I smuggled drugs

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Speaker 1: And then on the way back I didn't want to.

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Speaker 1: I didn't smoke all the joints abroad. I got a

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Speaker 1: through you know how they have like, uh, drug sniffing

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Speaker 1: like yeah, and then Chloe calls me back and goes, Adam,

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Speaker 1: the weed that you have on you, come look at

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Speaker 1: this dog exactly she goes. She goes, Adam, know, you

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Speaker 1: gotta have the dog smell you. And I'm like what,

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Speaker 1: I think it's a thing that you really I think

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Speaker 1: people just look the other way. I've had people look

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Speaker 1: international and on on domestic flights. Do you think that's

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Speaker 1: because they recognize you as Carl from Workaholics? Not at all.

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Speaker 1: It's just because it's not worth it. It's just like

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Speaker 1: it's one little pen that's got a little weed in it.

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Speaker 1: And they're like, well, you say that until you visit

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Speaker 1: Thailand and all of a sudden you're there. You're in

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Speaker 1: underneath your fingernails. Crazy ship. You're saying torture. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I hear you. I actually haven't watched that show too much.

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Speaker 1: thought this guy's kinky. And then she is that your dick? Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's my dick, and keep my dick in you on

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Speaker 1: this entire flight. Detachable penis did just what is that?

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Speaker 1: It's my jizz? Um, don't make fun of me. I'm

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Speaker 1: super sensitive. About it. If you love me, you won't

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Speaker 1: then but then everyone to while it's just like a stoner.

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Speaker 1: It was like she was the stoner friend. Stephanie, the

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Speaker 1: stoner friend. She wore hemp necklaces and had beads in

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Speaker 1: her hair. We all love Stephanie. And then Stephanie brings

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Speaker 1: twenty years, damn over like the tiniest amount of wheat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they don't sunk around. Yeah. The most nervous I've ever

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Speaker 1: pretty confident in um going to Mexico because I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's fine, they're down, they're down, They're damn they're cool

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Speaker 1: down here. I still wrap it, double wrap it, shrink it.

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Speaker 1: Oh should I do stuff to it? I was just

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Speaker 1: gonna literally put it in a tie dye hooded sweatshirt.

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Speaker 1: You flip it in reverse. It. I still like, you know,

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Speaker 1: double shrink, wrap, vacuum see all that ship and put

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Speaker 1: it into places. Yeah, I I go to those lengths. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: sticking in my luggage one second, and then when you're

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Speaker 1: going to Charleston. I'm not worried about America. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about when you're going international. Oh. I hope you're I

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Speaker 1: hope you're okay. Oh, I'm sorry you're so bored, Honors.

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Speaker 1: When we're talking about drugs, can we talk about swimming

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Speaker 1: or something? Jesus Christ, we're talking about packing luggage basically

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Speaker 1: mail it to yourself. No, we're talking about smuggling drugs. Man,

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Speaker 1: belly button rings and ship. That was kind of cool. Yeah,

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00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,439
Speaker 1: this ship is tight. Yeah that Shakira joint that and

419
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 1: it goes by ways. If if my son is wearing

420
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 1: two tight of pants and you could see the perfect

421
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: outline of his red rocket red I'm sending. I'm sending

422
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 1: back upstairs and go back upstairs. I could see your outline, brother,

423
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: so your goddamn rocket dog. That's like those Halloween costumes,

424
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: like those adults, like Spider Man's or whatever, like they

425
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: show the outline of your penis so hard. I'm not hard?

426
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 1: Was the was the wrong words? Those are four children though, right, Like, no,

427
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 1: do they come in adult sizes as well? But those

428
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: are just for fat kids, right? No, dude, it's for adults,

429
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 1: like an adult Spider Man costume. Your dick is going

430
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 1: to be the outline. Well, I think they're assuming if

431
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: you're an adult and you wear that Spider Man costume,

432
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: you don't have a dick? Your dick list? Dude? What

433
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: do you mean you don't have what do you see

434
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: it in a costume just because you're wearing a costume?

435
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: What I can't be Spider Man not if you have

436
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 1: currently have a penis? What's up with that? That's what

437
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: I think that that's what they're saying. Man, Yeah, a

438
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: little spider if you have I'm not saying that. I

439
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: think that's what they're saying. In with the fabric and

440
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: wait can we just go to the origin story to

441
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: use the parlance of where you have come up with

442
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 1: the concept that adult Spider Man costumes show your dick

443
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: off too much? Like from science. We all know it's science,

444
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: but is this from like your last Halloween? Have you

445
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: been googling ship and you're looking for the right one

446
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 1: that doesn't show your rocket dog? Yeah? Well, sometimes you know,

447
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: like the characters that I would like to be, like, say,

448
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: you know, like Freezer from Dragon Ball Z, Like for

449
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: what Halloween? Halloween? Man, I'm not just dressing up, you know,

450
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like we haven't seen you in a

451
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: goddamn year. We don't see you anymore. We're just talking

452
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 1: about in life. You never mentioned Halloween. You're just talking

453
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: about the characters you would like to be. I'm talking.

454
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Halloween. I can totally picture you walking

455
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 1: around the crib in a costume just like kicking air

456
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: and should just be like, Yeah, this is this is

457
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: the character I'm today. I thought I heard a noise

458
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: in the house. Just a silly string in your house,

459
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: just shoot from your wrist. The real the real question

460
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: here is like, what's up with the why don't you

461
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 1: just wear underwear underneath. They're like, tucks it up. What's

462
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 1: the deal? That is the real question. Why aren't you

463
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 1: wearing underwear underneath your Spider Man costume science Halloween around kids?

464
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: Just like, uh, is it around kids? Or is this

465
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 1: like a sexual thing you do with your lady? Thank you?

466
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is the thing to really be

467
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: to answer your question, like, maybe I would have to

468
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: wear several underwears because I have a very defined dickhead.

469
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Several underweards? What does that mean?

470
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 1: Talk to me? I love this, This is great. So

471
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: you're working with a total knob. Was what's going on?

472
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 1: Just have a door handle? Yeah, you have a ball

473
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 1: at the end of a rod. It's just you can tell.

474
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: You can tell. Yeah, it's like it, you know, it

475
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: looks like a mushroom. I love I love it. You

476
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 1: can tell. I think that person over there is a man.

477
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: I think he has a dickhead. He's got a ridge.

478
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 1: You can l I'm circumcised. Does that make sense? Right? Well?

479
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: Then who cares? Man? I guess you you had that dope.

480
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: Don just flawn it man, ever, you know, don't be

481
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: worried about it. Don't not be spider Man, since you

482
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 1: want to be Spider Man. So, by the way, if

483
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: you flip it straight up, you don't see like the

484
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: head necessarily, right, you tuck it in your in the underwear,

485
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 1: it doesn't it doesn't check out guys. Also, then you're

486
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 1: gonna have to be a boner all the time to

487
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: tuck it up like that, right, I mean not if

488
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,959
Speaker 1: you rock your underwear a little lower. Oh, you just

489
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 1: like strangle the fucking little bit. Yeah, but this is

490
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 1: also Halloween, you know, so like it's just things. Things

491
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: go out the window. Yeah, that's true. And Spider Man

492
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: said that Blake's worried about his ridge. Yeah. I like that.

493
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: You're talking We're in March and you're talking about Halloween. Yeah. Bro,

494
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: it's never too early to come up with you don't know,

495
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: we should be talking about shamrocks. Like you're like, it's

496
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: never too early, and you're going with just the standard

497
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: Spider Man costume. I gotta figure out a way I

498
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: can wear this thing without being a sex offender. You

499
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: rock a cup, go to get a voids cup from

500
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: Big five Sports. There we go. That's a great cod

501
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:12,199
Speaker 1: piece or whatever. That's a great idea. I like that

502
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 1: create a very humid climate, ind of the cup in

503
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: your pants. Okay, well, if you guys want to talk

504
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: about something more of the time, what about St. Patrick's Day.

505
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: It's our second St Patrick's Day in Quarantine. I remember

506
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: we used to love St. Patty's Day. We would get

507
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,360
Speaker 1: real drunk, if I remember correctly. That was the day

508
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,719
Speaker 1: that I called into work sick and then as they

509
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: were saying I was like I'm sick and then like, oh,

510
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: what do you have? And I'm like drunk and they're like,

511
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: so you're drunk and I'm like and then you called

512
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: out of work for being drunk and you're a delivery driver. Yeah,

513
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: that was that made sense. That made total sense. It's

514
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: like I cannot come to work. Yes, that that is true.

515
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: I actually got written up for that because I was

516
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: totally off honest with them. I'm like, yo, I can't

517
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: drive today. I'm I've been drinking. And they're like, okay, yeah,

518
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: you don't have to come in, but they definitely wrote

519
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: me up. What time it's oh, yeah, it was so early.

520
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: We got so drunk. What were the bars that we

521
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: used to go to on It was on Fairfax, the

522
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: one on Fairfax. Yeah, it was called it Tom tom Bergen,

523
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: tom Bergen's. We hit that up tom Bergen's and across

524
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: the street was Molly Malons Molly Malone, which was a

525
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: ship show. Those bars are they? Are they related? Those bars?

526
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: They're both Irish bars, But no, I don't think they're

527
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: I don't think their brother's sister. It's a crazy coincidence

528
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: that there's two tom Bergen and Molly Malone. Tom Bergen's

529
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: seemed a little a little more like high class. I

530
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: think they might have served, But molly Malone's was like

531
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: it was a dirty Irish bar that like had what

532
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: was what's the big Irish band that to place? Like

533
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: clogging Molly Molly was always there. They were constantly flogging Molly. Dude.

534
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: St Patrick's day music is the worst wars. I disagree.

535
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: I like a bagpipe. I like a bagpipe, but the

536
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: flogging Molly ship I cannot fucking stamps. That's why Corn

537
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: kicks ass. Corn had a bagpipe, Corn dust kick ass.

538
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: All right, what's that what's that band that with a

539
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: dude with no teeth? Is that the POGs? They're fucking

540
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 1: rock man the Pugs. Yes, that's a good that's some

541
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: good Irish music. I said, that's some good fucking drinking music, right,

542
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: Irish music. Really, you're not really listening in to it,

543
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: uh any other time of year, but on St. Patty's

544
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: Day it's it's snaps, it snaps, crackles and pops. Yeah

545
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: it feels good. Well you're so hammered. Yeah, yeah, you're

546
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: drunk enough to really appreciate it. Yeah, we really are.

547
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: We really were at the bars at like nine in

548
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: the morning. I feel like you gotta be in there.

549
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: It was like wake up early to go to the

550
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: box and then go home, take a nap around four,

551
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: so smoke Resin okay, and then come back out to

552
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: the bars. Smoke Reson once a year back baby talking

553
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: about the Resin smell. I remember fucking scraping bulls at

554
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: our crib on St. Patrick's Day and like listening to

555
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: some fucking loudass music. Dude, no weed, so sad that

556
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: we just couldn't afford more. Weird doesn't even have a

557
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: bullock and scrape. We used to scrape Blake. I think

558
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: scrape like this giant fucking ball of resin. Do you

559
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: remember that ship? Yeah, So what we would do is

560
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: like boiled, boil the pipes odd St. Patrick's Day rights sence,

561
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: and you would just get like, yeah, it would actually

562
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: ruin whatever pot or pan you used to boil the

563
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: pipes in, because all that stinks like ship. When you

564
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: do that, it fucking really reeks. It's just like tar.

565
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: It doesn't season the pan. Actually, macaroni be hitting the

566
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: next day. That wrong. That raman extra spicy, that's the move.

567
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: But we had so many Saint Patrick's Days that were

568
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: Remember when we just got a like a keg for

569
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: like seven friends and it was just like I've mentioned

570
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: Teddy a few times, but he's a legendary friend, but

571
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: he just like fell asleep on the toilet. Oh yeah,

572
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: shout out. Teddy just started to like it was in

573
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: the morning. So people just like chess around him or

574
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: shower around him, just like asleep, sitting down on the

575
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: toilet after just drinking so much beer. What's cool is

576
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: that you guys are like, leave him there, he's fine,

577
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: he won't die. It is amazing how often we thought

578
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: our friends weren't going to die, and how we were

579
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: right every time. The fact that we didn't just lose

580
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: a buddy in the hallway because we just allowed him

581
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: to sleep there, and hey, we're lucky he bombed on himself.

582
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: We got lucky, lucky. We rolled the dice. Well, Blake's

583
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: got a spidy sense. We know that I got something.

584
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: He's got a prominent ridge, defined head. Okay, defined head,

585
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: Ak the prominent ridge. It's science. Yeah. No, dang, Kyle.

586
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: Didn't you like wandered through a park in Philly one night?

587
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: We got that was? What was that festival we went to?

588
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: Made in America? Right? That was Made in America. I

589
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: was during like watching jay Z perform. I remember I

590
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta go, and we were miked. We

591
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: were sucking Mike because we were filming like that whole thing.

592
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: So I had the mic on everybody's like where the

593
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: fund did Kyle go? What happened to him? They didn't

594
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: know where I went? And then the audio just hears

595
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: you just going fuck. No, I was snoring at that

596
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: point I had. I was snoring in my bed. They

597
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: knew I was safe. That was it. They didn't know

598
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: exactly where I was, but like we can hear him

599
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: snoring and then they just hear a train coming. He's safe.

600
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: I think he smuged. Well, the thing was, what was

601
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: the deal with that, Like Budweiser like flew us out

602
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: there just to promote Workaholics, So it was the best gig.

603
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: Budweiser just paid us to drink Budweiser to be seen drinking.

604
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,399
Speaker 1: Not Bud Lights, only bud heaviest too, you can't say

605
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: bud heavy. They were very mad, very very upset. So

606
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: we drank Budweiser's that entire day and uh we all

607
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 1: got really really really drunk. Yes, hell yeah, I do remember,

608
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: because that was the festival that like jay Z and

609
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: was he the money behind it? Yeah, jay Z I

610
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 1: think put it together or curated it. Yeah. Ron Howard

611
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: was there filming, I remember, I believe I saw Ron

612
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: Howard said what's up to him? That was tight. And

613
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: then I had the new camera, bro, I had the

614
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: new camera out there and we were filming on my

615
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: new camera that I had purchased to shoot Workaholics on it.

616
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: And the morning that we left to go back to

617
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: l A, we like missed. They were wrapping on the

618
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: door like you gotta go, and it was so fucking drunk. Still,

619
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: I didn't have time to pack the camera and I

620
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 1: had to fly back and I left my camera in Philadelphia.

621
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: Did they send that camera out to you or how

622
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: did you get out? Yeah, they shipped it out like

623
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: the next couple of days. But we were about to

624
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: shoot and I they hang on a second, how did

625
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: you pack it? Oh my god, what do you mean?

626
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,919
Speaker 1: Like you know when he had the luggage? Man, Well,

627
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: I had weed and all the little compartments okay, okay,

628
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: and zippers or what's the zippers? Details? Zippers were? They

629
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: were still intact. It was a new they were still intact.

630
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: It was a new bag because it was a new camera.

631
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: So I was pumped on that and I was like

632
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: fuck me, hell yeah. I remember on that trip being

633
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 1: so excited. We were standing side stage and if you remember,

634
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: like some giant man came over and like clear the way,

635
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: clear the way, and we're like okay, we're just standing

636
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 1: right here. We can be here, and he like kind

637
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: of pushed us away, and I was like a little

638
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: bit like what the funk man? We had the backstage passes,

639
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: we're here, Like what are you doing? I adam divine

640
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden it's now old fucking delicious.

641
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, what is that cotton candy?

642
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 1: Like what is that delicious smell and then Beyonce appeared,

643
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: guy remember that and that in front of us, and

644
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, I feel like we

645
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: don't get that starstruck that you have to be like,

646
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 1: because if you're just an actor or just a musician,

647
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: that you consider your kind of appear or something. You know,

648
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: you came up around the same time. They're like, yeah, yeah,

649
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: that guy cool. But with Beyonce, I was like, I

650
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: think the I think they. I think she came out

651
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 1: to watch Odd Future, Like everybody came out to watch

652
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: Odd Future, and we were like side stage. Yeah. I

653
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 1: think it was during Tyler said or something or one

654
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, somebody had a DJ said. I don't

655
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,919
Speaker 1: know if it was the whole team. I also think

656
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: it's like with like actors or whatever, there is some

657
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: small chance that you could work with them. We knew

658
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: very well this was the only time we would ever

659
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: be in any vicinity of Beyonce. That's like, I don't

660
00:36:55,719 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: know if she was an gold member Austin Powers so well,

661
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: she had the roast of Roseanne. I can't remember. Guys.

662
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,479
Speaker 1: I'm sitting over here, super quiet and super jealous because

663
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: I was at a wedding that weekend, and I missed out.

664
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: That's right. I was trying to remember if you were there,

665
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: you totally weren't. Dirors would have had a great time

666
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: because Isaac had to get the at least this is

667
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: what happened to me. Manager, isaacar manager. He had to

668
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: get the manager to open up the door to my

669
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:32,720
Speaker 1: hotel room so then he could wake me up, pack

670
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: my bags, drugged me to the car. Then the guy

671
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: that we've been drinking with all night long, up until

672
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: like three hours before we had to leave, drove us

673
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: to the airport, still drunk, like literally drinking wild word

674
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 1: he's driving us the airport. That was legit a scary

675
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: ride to the airport. Once I realized what was going

676
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: on and who was there, in hindsight, it was like, oh,

677
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: that was a really bad idea. And then that's the

678
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 1: guy who we gave the fifth vodka to last night.

679
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: And then quest love saw us in the airport. Did

680
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: we go to New York and you guys had the

681
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:10,959
Speaker 1: same We had the same driver from down in Philly. Yes,

682
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: it was really randomly right, And he was like I

683
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: know you guys and we were like, oh ship, like

684
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 1: we high speed bro bonded with that guy. Yea, So

685
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: it was like dope, just row. But do you remember

686
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: that time when we were walking around and there was

687
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: this dude who was fuck up on something like obviously,

688
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: and he was rocking. He had his hands in his

689
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: his head in his hands, and he was all like

690
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: crying and like, but he was rocking a Free Carl shirt.

691
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: And I just went up and sat next to him

692
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, man, it's gonna be fine,

693
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: and he looked at me. He was just like, yeah,

694
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: I think his girlfriend just broke up with him. What

695
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: I think his girlfriend had just broke up with him.

696
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: And you sat by him and you're like, oh, I

697
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: thought you said, I thought like you you kept tabs

698
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: with him like it just happened. No, he was sick,

699
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: he was Lance is going through it right now, Jeremy.

700
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: He was sad because his chick left him. And you

701
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: sat down and you're like, hey, it's gonna be all right, fine,

702
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,439
Speaker 1: It's all gonna be okay. I remember I remember him

703
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: not like clocking you like him him being like he's like,

704
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: who are you took him? It took him like a

705
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: good fifteen seconds to be like look through me and

706
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: then focused to right in front of him, and then

707
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, ship, you should have robbed us. Yeah,

708
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: now break yourself. I remember kind of being like not

709
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: the biggest uh Pearl Jam fan. But when we were

710
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: in Philly, they played like on the Rocky Steps that's

711
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: where the stage was. That was magical. And then there's

712
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: this beautiful fountain that's like spitting out water and I

713
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: didn't realize how many Pearl Jam songs I know, and like,

714
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: just because I was like Pearl Jam, I wish there

715
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 1: was someone else. I wish was the Chili Peppers or

716
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: somebody else that was the headliner. And then they came

717
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: on and remember absolute best time with my guys. Dude.

718
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 1: It was so good. Yes, it was very magical. What's

719
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 1: your number one Pearl Jam song? What's your goats? I

720
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: still don't I still don't know, but I remember when

721
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: they played their side, I was like, oh, I know

722
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: every one of these. Yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to like,

723
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: I mean, Jeremy is jumping in. What else do we

724
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: got from this hell of Pearl Jam song? I know

725
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: it is a yellow lead better? Is that what is

726
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: that one? Right? What's that one? No? No narrow. That

727
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: was like the kind of Jamy one Blake, hit us

728
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: with it. It's a little nails on a chalkboard for me.

729
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: Now what you don't like it? You don't like Pearl

730
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 1: Jam at all? Not not anymore? Not really like hit

731
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: us with it? What do you want? Flow? What's the

732
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: one we goes? But I don't know, hit us with

733
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,879
Speaker 1: the with one that we're all going to be like,

734
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: we know this one, we love this one, okay, And

735
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: what's cool? Everyone can do any better voice? Right? Yeah? Well,

736
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: I feel like there was after they came out, there

737
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: was ten years where every band just sounded like that

738
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: they were all doing and the lead singer was like,

739
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: oh I can't sing, I can't sing well, but I

740
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: can sing like that. So I'm just gonna Creed wouldn't

741
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: have existed without Pearl Oh you know what? I when

742
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: I was like, nam, I'm not with these guys anymore.

743
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: When they did that, like where where I was like

744
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: what just happened? Why are you guys doing the song?

745
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: Why is it on all the time in every grocery store,

746
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: in every fucking life? That it was a weird you

747
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: know why that song sucks? It kind of sounds like

748
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: a fucking St Patrick's Day song. Tom. It's like, wow,

749
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: it sucks because it sounds like that to you. If

750
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: I remember correctly, Gloria had that rock and at the

751
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: gas station with her big old whambo for sure on

752
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: the table, just laying on the counter in front of her.

753
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. You're just sucking on that sucker,

754
00:41:53,480 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: like there's my baby working down erasmat task where where? Okay,

755
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: here you go, I mean better man? Yeah, I can't

756
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: be dude. Yeah, this one's rocker. Yeah. The rain starts

757
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: hitting us. We're around the statue, bro, do you remember that? Yeah, oh, daughter,

758
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: don't call me, that's oh I'm stair l l. And

759
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: we were like, guys, we are still alive and we're

760
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: still friends after all these years, and it's rainy, and

761
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: then we cried, you're actually I'm glad you weren't there

762
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: because you wouldn't have been on board with that moment.

763
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: You would have been making fun of us. No, there's

764
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 1: one thing that would have been on board. Remember how

765
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: it was like all like slipperyading on the concrete and

766
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: we could run in slide like that was how of

767
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: fun would have been down and there was a weird

768
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: desk chair with wheels for some reason, and we were

769
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: like pushing each other. Yeah, I think I almost fell

770
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: and got hurt. But that adds up. And that was

771
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: right after you broke your back. I remember, because I

772
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: was like, this is fucking raw, dude, you're good, you're

773
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: back again. Well, why don't you cry about it? Yeah?

774
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 1: I care? I care? I care. By the way, you

775
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: guys know what you guys know what pearl jam means, right, uh?

776
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 1: And I do, But I want you to explain the

777
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: is it the little button? I just explained it's jes

778
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: pearl jam is jizz. I would think pearl is the

779
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: cl tourists. Jizz pearl jam is jizz pearl jam is

780
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: jizz pearl necklace because like, oh because jam as in

781
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: it's like jam like jelly and it's pearl colored and

782
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: it's pearl jam. It's jis. Wow. Well that makes me

783
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,479
Speaker 1: like pearl jams so much more. That's kind of yucky here.

784
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: I thought they were kind of self righteous. They're like

785
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: fun dudes, so you can be like, mom, read the

786
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: title of the c D pearl Jam, but again, it's

787
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: pearl and what cut it out? Mom? Saying jezz, She's like,

788
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: what's going on in your little spider Man costume right now?

789
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. Oh you look like your father

790
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: in that costume. I can see your rich. Speaking of

791
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: awesome bands that talk about sex, Cake, uh my, why no,

792
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I know you're gonna love this. I had

793
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:44,399
Speaker 1: a friend in like middle school or elementary school, and

794
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: we were talking about the Cake song. It's going the distance,

795
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: he's going for speed, he's in a time of me.

796
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,919
Speaker 1: All right, he's gonna go. I'm gonna keep going. And

797
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: she was like, what does that song mean? And like

798
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: put us on the spot and we were like, it's

799
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: just racing. What it's just racing? But we knew it

800
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: was about sex, and oh boy did we laugh about

801
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 1: it as soon as we got out of your shot

802
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: from her. Man. Yeah, man, it's little things like that

803
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: that make me go, is that song about like sex?

804
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: Though he's going the distance? Everything is about sex? Every song? Well,

805
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: I know you can interpret it as that, but I

806
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: think that has so many like specific race car like lines.

807
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: I don't think it's about sex. There's what was the

808
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: one where you were like, is by that girl? Like

809
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: the one that's like let the rain fall down, and

810
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: that's about like a girl like getting all juicy. Hold

811
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: a little a little uh back history for me. The

812
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: first song I ever purchased on items was that song. Well,

813
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: who was that? Carly ray Jepston, Hilary Duff, Let the

814
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: rain fall, Hillary Duff. That song is a little freak show.

815
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: That song is a little because she's like, listen to

816
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: the lyrics. She's like, let the rains fall down on me,

817
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: like that sounds like us at Pearl Jam. It sounds

818
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,439
Speaker 1: like us at Pearl Jam exactly. The rain was falling

819
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 1: down on us. It was great. But then she says

820
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm coming in the middle of the song. Coy Duff

821
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: said this sweet, asked Lizzie McGuire. Yes, wait she said

822
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm coming in the middle of this song or does

823
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: she say it or does she sing it? No, she

824
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: says I'm coming period. You could be going somewhere she

825
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: said I'm coming. Not the way she said It sounds

826
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: like she's got a rocket dog. Does she say like

827
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: I'm coming? Yes, Oh, she says it. Yes, that's tight. Okay,

828
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: I think I think we know what you gotta queue

829
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 1: up up? Is it called come clean. It has to be.

830
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: It's called if it kicks it with that little wait,

831
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: hold up, hold up the hill. It was like The

832
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: Hills um or the o C one of those shows

833
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: like theme song Laguna Hills or whatever, Laguna Hills, thank you,

834
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay? Is this it? Is? This? It? Yes? Wow?

835
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: This one's freaking By the way, if you're not sucking

836
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: this song, you're not fucking right. The name of the

837
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: song isn't come clean. Yeah, but how's it spelled. Let's

838
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: go back to the beginning. You know that means that's

839
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: what the that's the vagina. The beginning of your life

840
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: is the vagina. Let's go back to that, like you

841
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: might be reaching my sweet Hillary Duff wouldn't sing those

842
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: nasty songs. That's exactly what they would have done. They

843
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: would have been like, Lizzie McGuire can say this, it's

844
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: cool exactly, this was her life, dude. That's what they do.

845
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: The producers are like, she's gotta do it. I'm breaking

846
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: loose from my squeaky clean image. Oh yeah, that is

847
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: what they do. They hide some stick ship. This sick

848
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: industry is all freaking sick and disgusting. Hollywood more like

849
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: Holly Perp, but the but the whole cake thing. I

850
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: really think that's a song about racing. Bro. I don't

851
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: think that has anything to do with fucking I think

852
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: I really don't think so. I really don't. I'm going

853
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: the distance. Yeah, no, I get it. I just think

854
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: that they meant it as a racing song. I wish

855
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: all of us grew up as as like Nickelodeon or

856
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 1: Disney Stars. I wish we grew up like that. So then, um,

857
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 1: when we got Workaholics, that was us just getting all

858
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: of our naughty that was us o our dirty songs.

859
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: Christine Aguilera when she was like, I'm no longer a

860
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 1: Disney princess, Oh you mean you wish that we had

861
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: like a record of being a Disney kid out there,

862
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: like like we're squeaky clean, and then we make coholics

863
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: and people were like, oh my god, they're all grown

864
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: up sixty nine dudes. But Adam, you do look like

865
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: a kid from one of those shows. Yeah, which one

866
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: is it? Where your identify Drake? Right, car Zack and Cody,

867
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: It's I Carley, and it's it's weirdly Ice kind of

868
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: look like that kid. I mean, I definitely was fatter

869
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 1: than he was as a child. Drake and Josh's that

870
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: the guy. No, no, don't get me started on Drake,

871
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: And then uh, what's he actually looks like Miranda cosgro Oh,

872
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: So you guys are like the whole cast. Basically we

873
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: are the entire cast, and I really confused people. Every

874
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: six months or so, I will post a photo of

875
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: I Carly and be like, I found this cute old

876
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 1: photo of me and Chloe and people are like, what,

877
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 1: oh ship, I knew that was you. Well, there you go,

878
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: right there, you guys, you have your Halloween costume, like

879
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: gonna wear Spider Man costumes, So so I could show

880
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: up my rocket dog. God, oh my god, I want

881
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: to see the head somebody dad head at him real quick,

882
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 1: you want to say. I'm just still stuck on the

883
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: fact that you're you're like your dick's big enough to

884
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: like put to the side, just kind of sits on

885
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: top of my nut side just kind of goes right

886
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: above my nutsac is where it stops. He just looks

887
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,439
Speaker 1: like a like toad sitting in a bean bag chair. Yeah,

888
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: I just got a post right up there, you know

889
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: what I mean, There's no way I'm putting that thing

890
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: down the leg of my pants. Absolutely, no way. I

891
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 1: have a better chance putting my balls down the leg

892
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,879
Speaker 1: of my pants and getting up so freaking heat for that,

893
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 1: which is cool too. That's dope, big balls. That's rad right,

894
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 1: that's awesome, dude. Hey, congratulations, that's give it up. Hey,

895
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: are we gonna play the middle of the Hillary Duff song?

896
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: Or what the which one? The middle of that Hillary

897
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: Duff song? I need it, I'm coming what part it's after? This?

898
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 1: Deeper deeper? We can't do much more, you know, we'll

899
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: get sued by the duff camps. I'm sorry. I don't

900
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 1: make the rules. Those Duffalo soldiers are compla soldiers. I

901
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: like that. I wish Blake made the rules. I wish

902
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: to life would be so cool if Blake made the rules.

903
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, be so good. He does. He basically does.

904
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: Come tomorrow, it will seem so yesterday, so yesterday, so yesterday.

905
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 1: I'm just a bird that's already flown away and let

906
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: it go. Well, Todd us saying is going to add

907
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: all these songs to the This is Important Mix at

908
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: Important mix dot com. So if if you are like,

909
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't wait to listen to Hillary

910
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: Dove song. Go to important mix dot com and and

911
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: treat yourself to an audio orgasm. I gotta get on

912
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: that mix. That's got to be a trip, just just

913
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 1: to go down that mix. Um. I kind of dabbled

914
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: in it, and we talk about really bad music on

915
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: our podcast, and I it's quite enjoyable, is that right? Yeah?

916
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: Well it depends because I think it's kicked butt and

917
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 1: I yeah, admittedly I think I do have a very

918
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: bad tasting music, but you know my taste and I

919
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 1: like it, Okay, so it is bad, So it is.

920
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: I think most people would agree that it is probably bad,

921
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: but I like it. And I know there's probably a

922
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 1: few people out there like me who just like really

923
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: bad music and that's their style and taste. Most people

924
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: have bad taste, right, yeah, sure, Well there is something

925
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: like when we were growing up in the early auts,

926
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: the best time for music. It was like music was

927
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: bad and we knew it, much like Michael Jackson's bad,

928
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: bad but good. Like at the time, we knew that

929
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: the pop culture was not very good. There were select

930
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: awesome pop culture songs boy bands TRL six ft from

931
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: the Year Journal I think it was not good, so

932
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: we had to like embrace this ship pop culture. Fucking

933
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: things suck, but you didn't like because I was listening

934
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: to like independent Bay Area hip hop, which was like

935
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: right in your guy's backyard, yeah, Living Legends, all the

936
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: Cali Agents. I was listening to Creed and just crying

937
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: to myself while driving through the corn fields, listening to

938
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: because I'm six feet from the Year Journal, I'm thinking

939
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: I coming feed because the edge and I'm coming. See, Like,

940
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you if I listen to Creed back then.

941
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: I really don't think I liked Creed. I think I

942
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: was like, fucking like Creed is funny because it's horrible.

943
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:22,439
Speaker 1: There's a chance I would put my life on the line.

944
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: I would bet my life that if we could go

945
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: back to high school and played that Create song for you,

946
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: you would cry. It's science about that, dude. I feel

947
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: like I was so aware of how I was not

948
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: a fan no, because I was the guy making fun

949
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: of like Dashboard Confessional. We'd get Kyle, we'd give him

950
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: like three beers because his cry Okay, well I already

951
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: said that, we already know how that's gonna send him

952
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 1: on a bluff and it's hang on, I'm paid in

953
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 1: the picture. You put beers in me. You know how

954
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 1: that's gonna end. I'm gonna be We give you three,

955
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm not twelve. Three. We give you a beautiful vista.

956
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, I hit play because

957
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm six feet from the Hurgion. I'm thinking, and you

958
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: blow on his neck. That's not doing shipped to me, Brot, No,

959
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: not even the blowing on the next doing anything to me.

960
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 1: You're rocket dog starts switching my little little mushroom on

961
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: top of a toadstone comes in check. No, I hated it.

962
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. I want to see that rocket

963
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 1: dog move like a puppy having a dream, just kind

964
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: of dream about some food, duding about running. I'm not

965
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: buying chasing cars y Kyle's crying to that ship. I know,

966
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I was. No. I think I

967
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,799
Speaker 1: thought it was funny, man, I'm telling you, I was

968
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: making fun of dashboard Confessional and all that ship like

969
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: it just was too Maybe I wanted to be a

970
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: part of it. Maybe I wanted to be a part

971
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: of it, but I couldn't allow myself to with that

972
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: for sure, I was also making fun of Creed you like,

973
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: I was making fun of everything. Dude, I couldn't like anything.

974
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: I had to make fun of everything. But like, there

975
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: was so much good hip hop at this time. I

976
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: can't believe you guys know I listened to a lot

977
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: of hip hop too, Like at that time, I was

978
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: like more interested in intergalactic you know, like the Beastie

979
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,799
Speaker 1: Boys and stuff or forty everyone that, like Chappelle had

980
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: on like to lib quality. Most of all those fucking dudes,

981
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: that whole movement early Kanye, like DJ Shadow, there was

982
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: good ship, you guys. I don't think you guys were

983
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: looking forward. You remember that dude ever Last, Like ever Last,

984
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,399
Speaker 1: Like that was a joke, right, Like how did that

985
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: fucking happen? Like what is that? And I don't really

986
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: want to know what it's really might know what it's like.

987
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 1: White people want to see white people rapping, period, That's

988
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: what it is. Oh, you mean the legend of Whitey Ford?

989
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 1: Get the funk out of here, man, He's a legend. Bro.

990
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: That ship was so bad it was already fucking cool

991
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: because it was so bad. Kid Rock was on the

992
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 1: on the kid Rock What was kid Rock? I don't

993
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: know what you're flipping flopping. I don't like how you

994
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 1: say you had no options, Like you couldn't just go

995
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: to like a local record store. Yeah, rasp Mutin pull

996
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 1: up on rasp Mutin of course and be like, hey man,

997
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: what's the cool ship right now? And he's like Jedi

998
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: mind tricks here, listen to this. I hear you. I

999
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: hear you. And I'm not trying to say like there

1000
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 1: I had no options. I'm just thinking that there was

1001
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: this like awareness that was baked into our culture knowing

1002
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: that ship sucked and we had to kind of be like, yeah,

1003
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 1: this is our time. Yeah, but alien Ant Forms smooth

1004
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 1: Criminal was out there. You even form that dude fucking

1005
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 1: rocked so hard with this. How am I this is

1006
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,760
Speaker 1: gonna hurt his name? I actually thought that was tight.

1007
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,280
Speaker 1: You guys are tripping, dude, Why are you even listening

1008
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: to anything else? If alien Ant Farm exists? You know

1009
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: what I mean? Because all this is happening during an

1010
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,879
Speaker 1: arrow when a young man named Ludacris was busting onto

1011
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: this sea. I loved Ludacris. If you weren't jamming the ludicrous,

1012
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 1: you didn't know what the fun was that loved Ludacros.

1013
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously everyone loves Luda. Luda is a phenomenal rapper. Yes,

1014
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: he is phenomenal, one of the best rappers ever. But

1015
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 1: I like that we all are in total in agreement.

1016
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 1: We are usually not in total agreement on a lot

1017
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:24,439
Speaker 1: of pop culture topics. But ludicrous, oh my Luda checks out,

1018
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: don't ludicrous. If I may, I will just say that, Like,

1019
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, I can't really remember what Ludacrous was

1020
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: rapping about. He rapped, how he rapped was fucking great

1021
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: music videos to me, one word, they all had like

1022
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: giant bubble heads. That was tight. Yeah, that wasn't that

1023
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: his first song wasn't that His first song was use

1024
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: a Hole? Was way up there, for sure. I shared

1025
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: a dressing room with him. I think I talked about

1026
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: this at the NBA UM NBA All Star Game weekend,

1027
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: like I did a thing for the weekend with the story.

1028
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: I already told that he was so fast. As soon

1029
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: as you said, so, did I tell you they know

1030
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: it's going there? Yeah? Well, he was like, what music

1031
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: you want to listen to? And I'm like anything by

1032
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: word of mouth, and he said, and he said, and

1033
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: then he put on one of my favorite tracks because

1034
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm six ft and we both are like He's like obviously,

1035
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: and I look at him, and Luda Chris was crying allegedly,

1036
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, ship dog, you're crying. He's like,

1037
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: this is one of the most beautiful songs. That's because

1038
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: he's hello witty. He understood it. He understood how funny

1039
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 1: it was. I don't know if if I would cry.

1040
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: And he goes, imagine you're on a beautiful vista, right,

1041
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: so like your homies blowing on the back of your neck. Yeah,

1042
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: you have three your homies blowing on your hear. Know

1043
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: you've told this story before. You've told this story before.

1044
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: I don't know Gluda Chris anything by word of mouth mouth.

1045
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: He was on the Austin Power soundtrack, right, he rapped

1046
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 1: on that beat. Yeah, that's a great sample. Yeah. He

1047
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 1: had that whole track that was just like rhymes based

1048
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 1: off the Austin Powers movies. It was incredible. Kyle, who's

1049
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: your favorite rapper of all time? My favorite rapper of

1050
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: all time? And if it's not the legend of Whitey Ford,

1051
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm fucking walking dude. You can name a couple, but

1052
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 1: I'm just curious. I mean, I think, like I always

1053
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: go back to E forty. I always find myself wondering

1054
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: what he's putting out, because you always put out. I

1055
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: think that I think he might be my favorite rapper

1056
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: of all time. There we go. His ship is so

1057
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 1: crazy and the way that he uses syllables and fucking

1058
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: language is unparalleled. Right, well, we'll take it. I mean

1059
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: he's the guy who gave Snoop his like Fizzle ship, right, yeah,

1060
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 1: Doggie Fizzle televisible. I mean he definitely was the originator

1061
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 1: of a lot of slacker yeah, right. And it's not

1062
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 1: Nick hex Um from three Level? What's is it? Who's

1063
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: that Nick hex Um from Favorite No Goodbye? That's that's why?

1064
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: That's what's three eleven track? What's their track? And there

1065
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 1: was the color of your energy? Put it up? Do

1066
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: people know those songs that you're singing? Yeah, obviously are

1067
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: you talking about Everybody knows Amber? That one is like

1068
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 1: from fifty First Dates and everybody's seen that movie. Obviously

1069
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: everyone knows three eleven. Is that three eleven? Though? Amber

1070
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: is three eleven? Yeah? I like that track that tracks

1071
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: good Down is the one that they down down? You

1072
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 1: mean I remember hearing that for the first time on

1073
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: the radio back in the day and being like, this

1074
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 1: ship is fucking cool, and then the follow up lost

1075
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 1: me Nicks the greatest rapper of all time. A lot

1076
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: of people say music Jesus, take back, apologies or epic slams.

1077
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: Is that where we're God, I don't watch the clock.

1078
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: We can still go for a little bit, right we

1079
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 1: are at one hour. I'm kind of hungry. Uh. I'd

1080
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 1: like to take back the fact that I was kind

1081
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: of putting on. I was kind of telling Kyle what

1082
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: he should like. And even though I know for a

1083
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 1: fact if I was going to high school with Kyle,

1084
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: I would have taken him to a beautiful vista. I

1085
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 1: would have played the Creed song, and I know he

1086
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: would have cried. I know I would have liked brought

1087
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 1: up like a girlfriend or an ex girlfriend and just

1088
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: being like, Yo, what's that about? And then he would

1089
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: and then I would have he would have started to

1090
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: tell a story. I would have very sweetly and quickly

1091
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: touched play on on on my pioneer Alpine uh study changer,

1092
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: and he would then shed a tear right when Scott

1093
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 1: Staff was delivering those sweet, sweet melodies. Stop stop name

1094
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: dropping hate that you can just pull these names up

1095
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 1: of the like want an apologize band that you shouldn't

1096
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 1: know the members Scott and Scott apologize to all of

1097
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: us out of by the way, you could be making

1098
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: these up and we wouldn't know. I'll apologize for um.

1099
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 1: I know you you were talking about packing your weeds

1100
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: and stuff, and I made light of that, and I shouldn't.

1101
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's important because this podcast

1102
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: is about what is important, and you know, if you

1103
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 1: want to circle back to that right now and just

1104
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: kind of take us to the end here with a

1105
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 1: little bit more of it, I'm getting I actually have

1106
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 1: another a full other bag of joints and things that

1107
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: I plan on bringing Kyle, do you think I should

1108
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 1: put it in two separate bags or just solidify it

1109
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 1: in the one in the one bag? Shut up, shut

1110
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know what. I'm sorry.

1111
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 1: I don't feel like you have a plan. I feel

1112
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 1: like you should just dump in your suitcase fucking roll dude.

1113
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 1: Well because either way, like, what what are you gonna do?

1114
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: Like it's gonna be in one bag and I'm gonna

1115
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 1: sucking empty they're gonna empty a bunch of them and

1116
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 1: they're gonna find everything. So like, who, what do you

1117
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 1: mean you just put in back check it. I'd like

1118
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 1: to compliment. I would like I would like to take

1119
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 1: back what I said apologizing to cow because now he

1120
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: doesn't deserve it. What the fucking no, dude, I'm just

1121
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: I would like to take back anything I said during

1122
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 1: this podcast. I feel like it was not my greatest performance,

1123
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: especially when I was talking about my tiny little something

1124
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:33,479
Speaker 1: on top on top of the big balls like that,

1125
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: like I shot myself in the foot on that, and

1126
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: I really would like to take that part back because

1127
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 1: it's it's okay, it's okay, it's okay to be me.

1128
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 1: I'd like to compliment Honders for trying to uh put

1129
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: these guys on some game shout out some backpack rappers

1130
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,920
Speaker 1: from the Bay really trying to get these kids to

1131
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 1: listen to some tunes, but as you can see, they

1132
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 1: are stuck in their ways. They are Creedman shout out.

1133
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 1: And also, don't be afraid to uh play a little

1134
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 1: art Alexis, some deep cut art Alexis jams from ever

1135
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: Clear Um other members of the band Craig Montoya and

1136
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,480
Speaker 1: I forget that their guy's name, but they're they're pretty great.

1137
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,440
Speaker 1: I like ever Clear, ever Clear has three amazing songs.

1138
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: Ever Clear, See that was the biggest joke you got

1139
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: that album and every fucking song sounded exactly the same

1140
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: that album before the pandemic. I went to U I

1141
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: went to a birthday party, was kind of like a

1142
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: birthday bashed that dude, Obey Shepherd Ferry and he had

1143
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 1: like a concert for his birthday and it was all

1144
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 1: these people coming in and Perry Farrell from Jane's Addiction

1145
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: came in and did some Jane's Addiction songs and fucking ripped. Yeah,

1146
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 1: he was. He was unfucking believable. Still had the same voice,

1147
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 1: the fucking acoustics from this place where like I don't know,

1148
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: it sounded crazy though, shout out to Jane's Addiction and

1149
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: let's take it. We will take it. Adam, you listen

1150
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: to James Addiction or are you looking up members of

1151
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: James Addiction right now? Are they too good? I know

1152
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: they're from that era, but are they to know they

1153
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 1: for sure aren't that great? No, James's Addiction does. I'm

1154
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: actually having trouble trying to play them. What's their song?

1155
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 1: Good being caught stealing? Is that them? Yeah, that's a

1156
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 1: great song. James Ekitchen is kind of whack. What the

1157
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 1: funk are you talking about that song? That song is great.

1158
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 1: They're good, They're good. I think Adams having a little fun.

1159
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: Dave Navarro. I caught him. I was backstage at some

1160
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 1: uh you can you can keep telling. I was backstage

1161
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 1: at some show and the stage is gonna turn and

1162
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 1: reveal Jane's addiction and the stage is gonna turn, and

1163
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:54,920
Speaker 1: it was like a reunion performance at some award show

1164
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: for them, And I caught him, like in his leather pants,

1165
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: like standing like he was gonna stand in like a

1166
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: cool way of who David Navarro? And then he switched

1167
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: up his stance like two or three times until he

1168
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 1: finally like settled on like a cool stance that he

1169
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 1: was going to do, and then shook his head to

1170
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 1: himself like, yeah, this is fucking radical. But you know what,

1171
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 1: that's why he's David Navarro, you know what I mean? Yeah,

1172
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,040
Speaker 1: that's true. He's no Craig Montoya or Art Alexis. I

1173
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 1: will say that. Yeah, I was gonna start fired, who's

1174
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: this who's the other guy. I know Art Alexis, right,

1175
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 1: but who's the other Craig by way, it's not Art Alexis.

1176
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 1: Didn't we clarify that on Morecoholics? I don't know his

1177
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 1: last name is not Alexis. Yeah, it's uh alex a

1178
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 1: Kiss Alex alex Kiss. But I do remember somebody was like,

1179
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 1: you were saying his name on set, and somebody was like, look,

1180
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,400
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to like step on the ship with

1181
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: that's on his name. We were like what and it

1182
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 1: was a total men It was Mandela effects for you.

1183
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: You were like, I'm sure looking at it right now,

1184
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Alexis, I'm just gonna say his name

1185
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 1: wrong for the rest of its reading it. You can

1186
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: take it back, or you can apologize, or you can

1187
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: compliment him on having the wrong name. I would like

1188
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:11,560
Speaker 1: to compliment him on going through his life with this

1189
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 1: name that is unpronounceable and just kind of sticking with Alexis.

1190
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:23,200
Speaker 1: Shots fired, it's science, all right. That's another amazing Can

1191
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 1: I say amazing? I will amazing episode of this border

1192
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 1: standing It