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Speaker 1: It's another jubil Hello, Hi is Marcus home? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Marcus Marcus. How are you? This is Seth Macro.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from FedEx. H. Notice that you've gotten quite

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Speaker 1: a few packages delivered here in the last I don't know,

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Speaker 1: six months or so. Yeah, yeah, I get a lot.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm just calling because I need to collect

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Speaker 1: the OLSF on that. What is that you're telling me

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Speaker 1: you're not familiar. No, OLSF. That's the online shopping fee.

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Speaker 1: Anything that you've bought online that we delivered to you,

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Speaker 1: there's a charge associated with that, twenty dollars each item.

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Speaker 1: Twenty dollars. I'm not going to pay twenty dollars per feet.

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Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Listen. We can argue about this all day long.

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Speaker 1: I just need to know how you want to pay

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Speaker 1: for it. I'm not gonna pay for it. The total

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Speaker 1: is kind of kind of a large sum here that

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Speaker 1: you've built up over You guys have six hundred and

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Speaker 1: eighty dollars. Are you kidding me? Let me ask you

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Speaker 1: a question. When you order things online, are you reading

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Speaker 1: the fine print? No, nobody reads the fine print. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, most people who aren't idiots read the fine print.

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Speaker 1: So wait, did you just call me an idiot? No,

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Speaker 1: I said, most people who aren't idiots will read the

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Speaker 1: fine print. So you just called me an idiots. I'd

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Speaker 1: never said that Marcus is an idiot. I did not

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Speaker 1: say that. You pretty much just said that Marcus is

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Speaker 1: an idiot, like three times. I'm not going to pay you,

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Speaker 1: and I want to talk to whoever your supervisor is. Well, Marcus,

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Speaker 1: I'm the supervisor. No, you don't listen. You have a manager,

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Speaker 1: You have a supervisor somebody. You're not the top person

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Speaker 1: at fetexs Okay, I want to talk to whoever is

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Speaker 1: above you. That's it. You're cut off. I'm cut off

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Speaker 1: from what any deliveries? Do you want to delivery from FedEx? Again?

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Speaker 1: Try it. You cannot cut me off from FedEx delivery.

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Speaker 1: You're done, you are done, you are done. You are done.

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Speaker 1: Let me talk to whoever is in charge. I'm FedEx.

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Speaker 1: You are not FedEx. You are not personally FedEx. You

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Speaker 1: are some guy that is on a power trip and

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Speaker 1: thinks he can do stuff that he has no authority

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Speaker 1: to do. Who says he works for fed X? And

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to whoever he is in charge

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Speaker 1: of you. I'm FedEx. I do what I do what

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Speaker 1: I want, all right. You don't want to pay your

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Speaker 1: online shopping fees? Congratulations? Everything you orders going to the dump.

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Speaker 1: I'm FedEx, bitch. Are you kidding me? I will kill you. Hey, uh, Marcus,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook of Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving on two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Yeah, it's a joke, man. Uh? What what

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Speaker 1: is home with you? Your your buddy Ben? Set you up? Ben?

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Speaker 1: Are you kissing me? I gotta let you know you

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Speaker 1: have to play a PTF What? What the hell is

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Speaker 1: a PTF phone tap fee? Sorry? Oh my gosh, d

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jewel phone tap weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Oh yeah,