WEBVTT - Episode 85: Happy Birthday Larry! 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.959 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.360 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.040 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.520 without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.160 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.119 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.760 And now join my bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:32.319 I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Larry, So it's your 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:33.320 birthday last night? 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:34.360 Yes? 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:34.879 It was? 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:38.000 Okay, and don't we have a bet? The over under 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:40.840 that you said that you're going to live fifty more 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:45.319 years is something like that one hundred. Yeah, oh yeah, 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.000 you're not living to be one hundred? 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:48.159 Why not? 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:51.120 Fucking no way, no way, why not? 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.120 I have? This is the only stress I have in 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:55.320 my life talking to you guys. 0:00:57.320 --> 0:01:00.960 The fact that you label this stress would concern me. 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:04.880 Just teting in my car, I hang on one second, 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:06.120 I gotta put my coca cola. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:09.399 Okay, speaking of coca cola, how is your blood pressure? 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:13.839 The fuck? How do you? How's your sugar level? Yeah? 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:16.440 You got the sugar beaties. 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:17.600 I'm sure fine? 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:20.880 But won Larry in a while? Okay, who thinks Larry's 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:21.920 going to live to be one hundred. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:23.479 I think he already has diabetes. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:27.600 But you you got dive beats there. 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:31.399 I'll actually call it Larry's going to die at Larry. 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:32.679 How old did you turn yesterday? 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:34.120 Fifty seven? 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:37.440 Larry's going to die at sixty two from choking on 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:38.480 a mozzarella stick. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:42.120 I don't need I don't think not anymore. 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.560 You don't just hurd the fucking wait wait, you're not 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:45.600 fifty seven? 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:48.520 Oh no, I was born in fifty seven. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:49.880 Up. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:54.240 Oh wait, so you're probably older than sixty two? 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:56.000 Yeah, fifty six last night? 0:01:56.080 --> 0:02:00.440 Yeah, okay, so you're sixty six over under Larry lives 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:05.720 to be eighty one under under under it, you're going 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:09.120 under under eighty one one under seventy two under seventy two. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:12.200 Yeah, like I think seventy five and a half would 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:13.120 be okay. 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:16.720 Okay, seventy five is the God said. Okay, so you 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.880 got that so bad? Larry lives doesn't live to be 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:22.720 seventy five and a half, No change, okay, no, seventy three, 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:27.440 seventy three? What about you, dyl I don't under one hundred. Oh, 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.359 I'll definitely take the under on it. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:31.320 I mean, that's just But who pays your bet when 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:31.720 you're dead? 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:35.040 Your wife? MB, it's like and we'll handle it. 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:35.240 Well. 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:37.640 I hate to tell you I'm out living her, but 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:39.760 I'm gonna go to one hundred. She could go to 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.600 like eighty six or eighty four, you know somewhere in there. 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:45.120 All right, I'm going to bet five thousand dollars that 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:45.720 you die. 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:46.639 He's back. 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.480 I'm back and back. Yeah, we knew. This is what 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:55.160 brings you back. This, this is it now, this is 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.720 the gateway drug. Here I go. Yes, yeah, what the 0:02:59.000 --> 0:02:59.880 picture day ray. 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:03.720 The average mail in the US lives seventy seven point 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:04.639 two eight years. 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:09.520 The average mail anything but not a really below average mail. 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:16.240 By the way, bad Larry did great. He won three 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:20.000 units last week. You're up eleven units after being horrible 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:22.920 with everything else in the gambling world prior to this. 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:27.359 But let's see, Dylan, you won two units, so you're 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:33.560 back to zero. Shay, you won two units your plus four? Yes, okay, 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:37.520 all right, so great, Danny did pretty well. Yeah, Dylan's 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:44.040 parlay on DraftKings is really really bad. The all birds parlay, Yeah, 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.600 tell them, tell him what your parlay is going to be? 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.680 So now we're bringing Dylan on the radio show. 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:51.720 I've seen that and I heard it. 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:53.680 Yes, yes, so educate the public. 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:57.400 Yes, and you have blown both of your parlays the 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.360 last two weeks pretty badly. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:03:59.680 Yeah. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:04.240 Went for three on your parlos, which is hard to do. 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:05.960 Oh for three on the first one, for three on 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:10.080 the second one. Yeah, cumulatively, oh for six. We were 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.200 to parse them. Now you lost every bet. I lost 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:14.440 every bet. That's why I came in with a four 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:17.600 legger because I think my problem is just sticking to 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:18.800 the pussy three leg. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.159 So give the four legger. 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:27.960 Let me check my notes. Okay, Yeah, So Seahawks plus 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:29.960 seven and a half alternate spread, so it's five the 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:31.640 real lines five and a half. I bumped it up 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.320 by two. Take a little slight hit on the odds 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:38.719 because they're out of their both their tackles, so that 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:45.560 seems problematic. Falcons plus one against the Packers, Okay, Packers 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:49.360 Flying South. Cardinals plus five and a half against the Giants, Dan, 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.080 I know you also like this one. 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:52.919 Which one is that? 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.039 Cardinals plus five and a half against the Giants. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.560 I'm taking the Cardinals out right, there's. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:00.839 No reason, right, Yeah, outright, I actually I like the 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.080 card I might throw a little Cardinals money line in here. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.480 I'm back gambling now. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.200 Your last two bets ever are and when Larry's gonna 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:12.320 die in Cardinals money. 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:17.839 That's a true sense of a degenerator. I'm only coming 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.120 back for the death bet or the Cardinals out right. 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:21.080 That's it. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:21.520 That's it. 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.919 Yeah. You know, sometimes you get that feeling you go, 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:25.400 I'm gonna I'm gonna ride the feeling. 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:27.120 Yeah. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.479 Uh so, did you already give us your Parley. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:33.040 And Ravens plus three and a half against the Bengals. Okay, 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:37.440 a lot of early money coming in on the Ravens suspect. 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:39.160 All right, let me look at it. Let me get 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:42.480 to bad Larry. Uh let's recap what bad Larry did, 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.200 since he's now leading at plus eleven units. All right, 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:51.520 let's see recapping two team six point teaser. You won 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:57.120 that one, Notre Dame and Rectors. You had another. 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:00.600 Uh damn, I'm only plus. I think I only won 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:02.640 two units this week. I think I was plus eight 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:03.520 nine plus ten. 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:05.680 Oh, look at honest, Jim, here, what the. 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:08.680 Fuck I have to see? I actually have my notes 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:12.280 in front of me from last week on a Verizon bill. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:14.240 You know that I write them on a canblo before 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:14.760 I send that. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.680 Hold on, hold on, hold on there picture day, Ray, 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:20.080 you run the numbers here? 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:21.120 Did you screw up? 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:21.480 No? 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:24.039 I got you at eleven, Larry, and uh, I hate 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:25.360 to break it to you, but I got in into 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.520 Google doc and I'll take that over the old Verizon 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:30.000 bill count there. 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:33.600 So you're eleven, but. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.560 I lost the Wisconsin UL Lafayette. 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:36.920 Yeah. 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.080 Yeah, so I went too and one in college and 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:41.720 I went too and one in the pros. 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:43.200 Yeah. 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.760 So isn't that only up two units one one in 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:49.320 college pros? 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:51.960 Ray? 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.000 Ray? 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.200 Yeah, I could have been an em Jesus. 0:06:57.839 --> 0:06:59.160 Where you threw me under the bus. 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:00.360 I tried to help you out here. 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:01.360 Yeah. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.240 I just I want an audit. 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:04.760 I want a whole fucking audit. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.800 The problem with this is Larry's gonna now use this 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:11.160 as his like honest abe shield to die on for 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:13.280 the rest of the season and at it. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:16.400 Okay, okay, shut down a fucking cherry tree, would you. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:18.160 So? 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.000 Last night my two brothers came over on my porch. 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:21.360 We're gonna have one of my porch and then go 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:25.120 out somewhere for my birthday. At twelve fifteen. I threw 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.480 them off my porch because I had a queen. And 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.480 I did these picks last night. Ray, I know, I 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.200 think I sent them to you twelve fifteen or whenever 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:33.880 I was going to bed. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:39.320 Okay, what I sent up in the top corner. Okay, 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.960 but nobody cares that you kicked your brothers off the 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:43.240 porch at twelve fifteen. 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.080 No, no, no, I'm just telling. I'm just telling. I'm just 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:48.160 reliving what I did. And I know my lines are 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:51.200 bad because I had to post from a day before 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:53.880 that I did my picks from. And I know you're 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:57.600 gonna kill me when I have my Judge Cowboys under wait, 0:07:57.760 --> 0:07:59.400 I was forty five in a paper and I know 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:00.640 it can't be any are near that. 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:01.800 It's no. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:05.000 All my lines are gonna be all my lines off. 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:09.760 You're you're seven points off correct, the Cowboys and the Jets. 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:14.320 Okay, okay, well, well I give my picks. 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.239 I'm just gonna okay, here we go, all right, here's 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:17.880 here we go. 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:19.840 I'm willing to bet. I'm willing to bet you they're 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:20.360 gonna be different. 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.440 That's fine, Okay, here we go. So bad Larry bets 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:24.320 for this week. 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.520 Fuck minus ten against Mississippi State. 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.640 It's l s U minus nine and a half. Oh 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:34.720 all right. 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:38.559 Georgia minus twenty seven and a half against South Carolina. 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.960 Yes, and Georgia oh and two against the spread this season? 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:46.719 Okay? Yukon minus eight against Florida State. They're Florida International. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:51.359 Florida International, right, Okay, you're on the Yukon bandwagon. 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:52.240 Apparently this year. 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:54.640 Well, I lost. I lost on them the first week. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:56.559 They taught me a little lesson they. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:09:00.800 Covered the first Oh, you clown? Okay? 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:06.000 What else do we Tennessee minus seven against Florida Okay? Uh? 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.760 Graham Mertz should be arrested and set to prison for 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:12.600 the rest of his life. Why because he's the worst quarterback. 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.640 I fucking hate him. This goes back to when he 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:17.679 was at years and years of paying. 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:23.120 Those Wisconsin games were brutal mar Yes, Mertz, what else 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:23.400 do you have? 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.680 And I have my Locktack minus four and a half 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:27.960 against North Texas? 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:30.400 How dare you are you going to respond to that? 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:32.800 Or what? I don't understand why you hate me so much? 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:38.400 I say I love Tack? 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:42.000 Why what do you love? Loves? North Texas? The Harvard 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:46.560 of Texas, the Harvard of Texas, the Harvard. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:49.400 Or Denton County. Other school in Deon County is Texas. 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:50.240 What's university? 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:53.240 So it's you know, easy, what else? 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:55.960 Now? I got my pros even at one of your 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.600 new bests pros. I got the Viking snide against the Eagles. 0:09:58.679 --> 0:09:59.800 I don't know what that line is? 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.839 Six six and a half, six and a half. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:06.600 Okay, I'm gonna go one more week on my Giants. 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:08.320 The Cardinals are the worst team in football. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:12.359 The Giants are. They're given five and a half. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:13.880 Based on last week. The Giants are the worst team 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:14.400 in football. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:18.520 No shit, what else do you have over under half 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:21.720 the Cowboys and the Jets? That's thirty eight and a half? 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:24.360 Thirty eight and a half. 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.160 Yeah, you had it at forty five and. 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:28.360 Difference. 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.199 That's what That's what the Post had left. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:32.000 Shut up? 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:35.400 What at twelve fifteen when you're kicking your brothers up. 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:37.880 Because the Post is like, we have one guy reading 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:39.040 these in the newspapers. 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:40.640 Still, yeah, it's true. 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.520 Danny Sheridan, Texan, you you fucking you know what. 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:46.480 I'm gonna keep that. I'm gonna keep that at thirty 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.679 eight and a half, that's fine. Thirty eight and a half. Yeah, 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:52.240 all right, keeps that under. I have the Lions against 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:55.480 the Seahawks. What am what am I giving? 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:56.839 Five and a half? 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:58.640 Five and a half? 0:10:58.800 --> 0:10:59.280 That's a lot. 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:02.240 And I of the Steelers against the Browns, I have 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:03.199 a minus two and a half. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:09.240 Steelers are getting two. Steelers are getting too. 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.000 They're catching, larr come on catching. 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:14.280 The Steelers are getting too. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:18.040 Okay, I'm gonna take a look at that post when 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:21.960 I get home. I had a minus two and a half. 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.559 You're the only man in America who buys a newspaper 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:30.360 anymore enjoy reading that. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.680 You're right, I know what to read, and it's at 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.280 least it's hard hitting news like Thees. 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:37.640 Yeah, the New York Post is that it's mostly pick Lara, 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:38.040 is that it? 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:39.480 That's my pick? 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:39.800 Stan. 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:42.959 Okay, let's do over under how many beers bad Larry 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:46.959 had last night? Line's gotta be actually twenty. 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.600 I have some information, dent we I texted Larry when 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:51.439 I found out it was his birthday yesterday, and then 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:55.480 he said at twelve am even he said, thanks Dylan, 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:58.600 shit face. Now pick soon. So I'm gonna say four 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:01.920 or five easy, four or five beers. Yeah, he said 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:03.800 he was having one on the porch with his friends. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.120 He didn't really elaborate after. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:06.839 Him, I'm going to say, over under, I'm going to 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:09.360 go twenty three and a half over the whole day, 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.320 all day. I'm going over over all day. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:15.360 Yeah, no, we'll wait, wait under. Last night, what fucking 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.280 My brothers didn't get to my house till like seven 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:18.959 o'clock and. 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.959 I went to break company. 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:26.880 Right, I'm going to go fifteen god. 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:28.000 And you have to make it to one hundred and 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:29.600 dozen numbers, Larry. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:32.040 I'm cutting it down. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.959 Yeah, you might make it. It might make it all right, 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:37.520 all right, shay uh you ready? 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:38.880 Yeah? Sure? Fine? 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.439 Wait, what's wrong? Did you reach out and say happy 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:42.520 birthday to bad Larry? 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.719 Absolutely not. I don't care about Larry's birthday. 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:47.320 Miss a good part of them. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:52.120 Go ahead, There is no way me and to my brothers, yeah, 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:55.640 fucking cheese the New York Post. 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:57.960 There is no way you had a great party. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.160 There is no way, no, no, it was just me 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:01.200 and my two brothers and my son. 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.840 Sounds great, That is great. That cannot be a good tout. 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:05.480 I miss that. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:08.560 Both of my brothers believe in the afterlife. We had 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:10.640 a huge white bat around eleven o'clock. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:15.480 Wait, Shay, you just it just perked up a little bit, 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.600 selling about that it's going to be interesting after lie 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:22.960 out with Larry's brothers and watch Larry burn in Hell. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:26.559 I am going to have a good time. Okay, I'm 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:27.240 looking forward to it. 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:30.359 You could have you could have enjoyed the afterlife conversation. 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.480 Yeah, I would have had a great time with them 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:36.280 teaming up on Larry's atheist ass and reminding him they 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:39.960 were trying to weeping and gnashing of teeth that await 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.640 you unless you accept your faith. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:48.280 Where if there's I mean, if there is an afterlife, 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:51.840 say you're going to spend about thirty or forty years 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.160 in purgatory before I even. 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.719 It's purgatory, not purcatory. 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:00.000 He'll be in purcatory. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:04.480 Yeah, I'll be in Perko sedatory. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.000 You know, from purcatory you're straight to jail. 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.800 All right, Okay, so let's start college football show, all right, 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:12.720 Kansas State minus four against Miszoo. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:15.720 But I do have an issue with this, Danny open. 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.480 What Kansas State money line or Kansas State minus one 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:21.360 got juiced up to minus four and apparently from Picture 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.440 Day Ray. They told me ninety two percent of the 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:25.920 money is on k State. I don't like that. I 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.240 don't like that one bet Dan either. What's the total 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:29.600 on the over under there? Right? 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:32.680 The over under is forty seven and a half. 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:34.720 To give me the under one unit get me off 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:38.320 of Kansas State minus four all right something, so under 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:41.280 forty seven and a half dot com you probably get 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:47.520 my homepage, all right. And I've got oky light against 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:51.600 my favorite team in the country, South Bama Jags. I 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.560 know they have a three quarterback system. I don't give 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:57.200 a shit. Yams is hurt. It's not playing at one 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:01.080 hundred percent. The best defender that South Bama has. I like, okay, 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:04.680 like minus seven lane the seven. I got Navy the Americans, 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:08.400 the actual Americans plus fourteen to night tonight, yeah, against 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:11.680 against the Memphis Degenerates. And then I got Troy Lane 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:15.960 three against j m U. And I think that's a 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:20.160 fucking gimme, gim me, give me, gimme NFL. I'm fighting 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:23.520 Joe Burrows laying three and a half against Lamar at 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:28.240 l the Outcast plus one against the Jordan Loves. I 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:30.400 got Tampa Bay laying two and a half against the 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:34.800 Bears and baseball I got Washington Pitt under eight and 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:35.160 a half. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:40.760 Let's go my pirates bet dead in the water dead duck. 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:42.560 Oh yeah, you're fuck there. Yeah we knew that. 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:45.120 Okay, what's worse your pirate bet? Or bat Larry betting 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.360 on the Mets to win every game. Oh that was awful. 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:51.520 I feel Italian that up because I don't know because 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:52.880 this is just football. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.240 Well, no, I might have did my toes into some 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:59.600 other you know, it's not like it's primarily football now. 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:05.280 Yeah, but I wanted this to just be football pure. Yeah. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.200 I keep my baseball best to myself. 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.080 No, I can't guarantee I can keep it. 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:11.960 Because I know that you're you're pretty good at this 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:12.480 and you like. 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:17.560 Your baseball bad Larry, he can't bet on anything other 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:20.520 than football, and so I felt bad that. 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:25.760 And playoffs, Baseball playoff. I'll about baseball playoffs, Okay. 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:27.520 I will go head to head right now with Larry 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:29.280 and baseball playoffs. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.680 Every game in the playoffs O. 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:35.760 Some kind of pie of the face or seeing next 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:36.760 to the nose something. 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:41.160 Yeah, Dylan, you're ready, I am ready. So like Shay, 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:45.560 I also have Kansas State minus for against Missouri. But 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:47.280 I'm also not a bitch, so I'm gonna stick with. 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:54.800 It, all right, Okay, your wow? 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:56.320 I thought about it long and hard. 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:57.640 I bet you did. 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:02.760 Old Minion plus fourteen against wake Forest. I'm back on 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:03.480 old dominion. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:05.400 Why would you ever get off? 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:06.119 I don't know? 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:09.040 Wow, freight liner all right? 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:14.160 South Carolina plus twenty seven a half against Jauja Western Michigan. 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:18.639 Iowa under forty two. I'm owing three units on this again. Wow, 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:21.120 I under two and oh yeah and o to start 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:21.560 the season. 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.359 They should be known as the Iowa Unders. Yeah instead 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:25.040 of Hawkeys. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:27.920 Change the name. Also, forty two points for their point 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:31.240 total is like ninety eight for any other team, right 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:36.760 JMU money line against Troy? Oh yeah, uh huh fuck Troy. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:40.680 Still all right? And I'm just throwing this one out 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:43.200 there because I made a promise to myself that I 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:46.440 would fade Colorado every week until they love You're crazy. 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:48.360 If there's a freight train, move and get out the way. 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:52.840 Colorado state money line plus twelve hundred one unit one, 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:54.639 you know everything? Three units on Iowa. 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:56.760 I think if it was a Colorado state then I 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:59.360 could see that not even I don't. I mean, they're 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:01.360 but that's the only way that they're not gonna beat 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:01.959 them in Boulder. 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:03.679 And then actually, Dan. 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.240 Speaking Tom, that's a prime time game, Danny, No need 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:09.680 to yell right here, damn it right here. Don't treat 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.440 me like Larry, Larry you still there? 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:16.240 Okay, list of these guys mumbling back and forth. 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:25.160 Okay, mumbling they're mumbling. Okay, all right, Dylan, let's clean 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:25.720 this mess up. 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:30.520 Okay, NFL, Dan, obviously you have that parlay. Okay, also 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.560 taking all of those straight up, straight up straight bets 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:37.640