1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,880 Speaker 1: Yes, I'd like to buy a ticket, but before I do, 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: could you tell me what the hell this is? 3 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 2: It's one more thing. I'm strong and getty. I am 4 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 2: a little hesitant to. 5 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:17,799 Speaker 1: Poke fun at this because it's probably some very nice 6 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,600 Speaker 1: people and it showed up in my email. I might 7 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: even know these people. I'm going to read it just 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 1: as it is, and then you can explain to me 9 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: what the hell this is. I try elevate your life. 10 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: The Village Heart an evening of authentic connection coming up 11 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 1: May twenty second, from seven. 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 2: To nine thirty pm. Well that sounds great, does it? 13 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 2: What is It's it? 14 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: No, there's more, but like starting right there, just even 15 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 1: seeing that that sounds nice, isn't your first question? 16 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 2: What is that? What is an evening of authentic connection? 17 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 2: I can't imagine. It sounds like a secular church service. 18 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: From the poster it is. This is for you if 19 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: you're longing for meaningful interactions and a sense of community, 20 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,960 Speaker 1: make new friends, go beyond the surface, cultivate true belonging. 21 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 2: Sounds like a really nice pitch for those of us 22 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:20,400 Speaker 2: who feel isolated by the modern world. That will turn 23 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 2: into a cult recruitment. 24 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: Because what I'm wondering is like, I get that, yeah, yeah, yeah, 25 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: I get the modern world isolated blah blah blah, But 26 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 1: do you. 27 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,759 Speaker 2: Have any idea what's going to happen when you get there? 28 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:39,040 Speaker 2: At this point? From me post, you'll listen to a 29 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,839 Speaker 2: brief address by our leader Jim, who you will find 30 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 2: incredibly charismatic. You will end up sexing up your wife 31 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 2: and your daughters eventually. 32 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: I mean, it. 33 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 2: Seems like the poster should give you a better idea of. 34 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: The slightest inkling as to what's gonna happen when you 35 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 1: walk in to the door of this place, because I mean, 36 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: at this point on the poster, I would have no idea. 37 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 3: Are there any images on the poster. 38 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: A man hugging a woman? 39 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 2: They're both sitting, No, see sitting hug Yeah, awkward, kinky. 40 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 2: Thirty five dollars. It's thirty five dollars to get in. 41 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 2: That's the reason. Anyway. You know, that's a good price 42 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:26,079 Speaker 2: for that value. You don't want overpay for that, right, 43 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 2: it's a good value. 44 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: You're right, Michael, that's a good value, only thirty five 45 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: dollars for and it's from seven to nine thirty that's 46 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,079 Speaker 1: a good length for this sort of thing. 47 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 2: Can anybody come up with two reasons why you would 48 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 2: be unnecessarily vague about something? I can come up with one, 49 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 2: because if you told people what was actually going on, 50 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 2: they'd run in the other direction. Can anybody come up 51 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 2: with a second reason? Probably not. 52 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: So that was the only thing that was in the poster. 53 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: And I actually have seen this poster around town, and 54 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: that was my reaction was, I haven't got the slightest 55 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: idea what this is? Do they expect people to show up, 56 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: pay thirty five dollars and walk in the door with 57 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:15,800 Speaker 1: no clue? Like is this a craft seminar or a 58 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 1: religious thing or a dating thing? 59 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like they're using the element of like intrigue. 60 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 2: But luckily, here's here. Can I do my official guess 61 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 2: or would that not be you? Go ahead? My official 62 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 2: guess is some sort of non denominational well not for 63 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 2: thirty five dollars, say, like a church service thing, So 64 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 2: ry go ahead. 65 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: Luckily on the email version, sorry my moving off. On 66 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: the email version, it had the people behind it, like 67 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: you could email them for questions. And then I did 68 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: a little digging went to their website, so I got 69 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: a little more information. You're invited to join us for 70 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: an evening of heart to heart connection, where we go 71 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 1: beyond the surface and dive into the essence of our 72 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: shared humanity. 73 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 3: Newdest colony of recruitment. 74 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, don't see enough wang every day hate ten lines. 75 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: Whether you're seeking to make new friendships, deep in existing relationships, 76 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: or just explore new ways of connecting, the village, Heart 77 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:22,839 Speaker 1: offers a space for curiosity and exploration. Again nothing but vagaries, 78 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:27,919 Speaker 1: I mean just okay, so again, gotta just my my 79 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: hands up. 80 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 2: What am I getting for thirty five dollars? What is 81 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 2: happening here? 82 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 1: Here's what you can expect, it says, Okay, good, there 83 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 1: we go. Guided connection activities. These include moving through the 84 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:44,159 Speaker 1: space with others, partner exercises, and group activities that encourage 85 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 1: meaningful interactions. Excuse me, start to listen to a person 86 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:50,919 Speaker 1: with whooping cough. 87 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 3: I vote if you button, yeah right, if you go 88 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,280 Speaker 3: walk in coughing and let everybody know I've got whooping cough. 89 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,320 Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to do this paragraph about coughing because 90 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 2: it's too good. I mean, this is an orgy. It's 91 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 2: an orgy. Will you figured it out? Michael you're being 92 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 2: invited to an orgy. This paragraph's unbelievable. Here's what you 93 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 2: can expect. Damn it, Nope, not gonna happen. I can't 94 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 2: do it. That takes all the fun out of it. 95 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 2: Guided it to me? 96 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:29,280 Speaker 1: Guided connection activities. These include moving through the space with others, 97 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,359 Speaker 1: the space, what space? 98 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 2: The space, the vaginal space. 99 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's I'm sorry, that's weird because 100 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,280 Speaker 1: they looked like it came out of Michaelangelo's mouth. 101 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 2: That is so How out of character was that? That 102 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 2: is off brand? What very funny? Sorry for the JC 103 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 2: bomb folks. 104 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: These include moving through the space with others, partner exercises, 105 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: and group activities that encourage meaningful interactions and new ways 106 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 1: of relating to one another. 107 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaker 2: You told me it does have a bit of a 108 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 2: diddy field. 109 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 1: Will yeah, bring your own baby oil again another paragraph. 110 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,679 Speaker 1: We're under the heading of here's what you can expect. 111 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: That told me nothing, not a single thing. I still 112 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 1: have zero idea what I would get if I walked 113 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: through the door with my thirty five dollars ticket. 114 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 2: Still waiting to hear that second possible explanation for the 115 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:36,640 Speaker 2: spectacular vagueness opportunities to explore and stretch comfort zones. Ah, yoga, 116 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,159 Speaker 2: we're talking. 117 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,920 Speaker 1: I've been saying about that's hand Like I nailed it earlier, 118 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: whether you were sharing, listening, or engaging in somatic practices 119 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:54,719 Speaker 1: somatic of the body, every exercise is an invitation to 120 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: stretch just beyond your comfort zone in a safe and 121 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:01,280 Speaker 1: supportive environment. That could be this is a freak. I 122 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 1: don't think it's. Yeah, I mean it is a you're 123 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 1: gonna be a little uncomfortable with this, but come on, 124 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 1: think outside. 125 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 2: The box, relax, breathe deep. 126 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: Each participant is free to choose their level of engagement 127 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 1: at all times and opt out of any exercise. 128 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 2: That's what. 129 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 4: For gods, Oh, this is this is kind of scary. 130 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: If you buy tickets ahead of time, they're twenty five. 131 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 1: At the door they're thirty. Oh wow, that is a 132 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: real value, Mike. And here's my favorite part. Space is limited? 133 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:48,560 Speaker 2: Is it? How much space do you need to do 134 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 2: what you're doing? Which is what I thought that was 135 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 2: so funny is that the yeah, pretty much. 136 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:06,880 Speaker 1: There's one more paragraph that I can't read, but yeah, 137 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 1: space is limited. So they recommend your register Mandarin or 138 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:12,720 Speaker 1: because of my whooping golf. 139 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 2: Oh okay, come just as you are. Sorry, Sorry, what 140 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 2: are you gonna do? It's a dread disease. 141 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: Come just as you are, challenge yourself by choice and 142 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 1: leave feeling understood, inspired and a part of truly something 143 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: special and sticky. 144 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,199 Speaker 2: And making more income than you ever dreamed possible. 145 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,719 Speaker 1: Or you now on a timeshare, or you've got a 146 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: bunch of tupperware. 147 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 2: Are you've shaved your head and you're worshiping the gym? Exactly? 148 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 3: I'm going to drink a potion at the end of 149 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 3: the event. 150 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:52,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, good, all sex, all sex jokes aside. 151 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: I haven't the slightest idea what's gonna happen there if 152 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,679 Speaker 1: you went, I'm. 153 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,480 Speaker 2: Guessing something. 154 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:11,680 Speaker 1: New agey, spiritual but not religious, for profit that you 155 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,960 Speaker 1: sign up for a dozen classes and buy the equipment. 156 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:15,439 Speaker 3: Yeah. 157 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 1: I feel like somebody's going to walk into the Remotekay, 158 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 1: are you ready to begin? And I would say begin. 159 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,280 Speaker 2: What they're not going to tell you till the end. 160 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,160 Speaker 2: It reminds me of I thought I was applying for 161 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 2: one job between semesters in college, and it was door 162 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,360 Speaker 2: to door vacuum sales. 163 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 1: And it wasn't like till the last ten minutes of 164 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: a two day training process. Really that they told us 165 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:48,239 Speaker 1: what the job is and I'm like kidding, goodbye, yeah, wow, yeah, okay. 166 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 2: And my mom and dad had tried to warn me 167 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,440 Speaker 2: because they could smell it, but they were so clever 168 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,840 Speaker 2: at concealing what we have positions in factory representation, in 169 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 2: product service andlah blah blah. No, it's just a door 170 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,679 Speaker 2: to doors vacuum sales. It's always a single guy. At 171 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:07,240 Speaker 2: the time, I should have taken the gig because some 172 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,960 Speaker 2: of my friends who had door to door jobs had 173 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,839 Speaker 2: some interesting encounters with Ford housewives, but I chose to pass. 174 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 1: Each participant is free to choose their level of engagement 175 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,600 Speaker 1: at all times and opt out of any exercise. 176 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, that one. That one's odd. 177 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:27,240 Speaker 2: See, I think it's swinging. It certainly could be a 178 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 2: freak off. I don't think it is, but not hilarious. Yeah, 179 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,079 Speaker 2: it really is. It is. It's the perfect example of. 180 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 1: One of those twenty five dollars if you buy the 181 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,240 Speaker 1: digging out thirty five at the door. Space is limited 182 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: right well, because you could only have ten people doing. 183 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 2: What or fifty or a million? 184 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:55,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, I almost want to go. I mean unless they're 185 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 1: going to hold me ostage. I can always leave as 186 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 1: soon as they figure out what it is. 187 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,839 Speaker 2: Well, you can opt out of if anything makes you 188 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,600 Speaker 2: feel uncomfortable. You'd be worth twenty five bucks until we 189 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:07,920 Speaker 2: put the manacles on you anyway. Wah. 190 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 1: I know they snap on a rubber glove and they 191 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 1: walk over with a big bottle of something, and you're 192 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 1: ready for. 193 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,240 Speaker 2: Right. You think it's a scientology. I need you to 194 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,080 Speaker 2: get up on this pummel horse. What I did think 195 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,560 Speaker 2: of that once or twice, Michael, something like that, A 196 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,720 Speaker 2: quasi religious organization some sort. 197 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,760 Speaker 1: I think that, Yeah, m maybe it's that. Maybe it 198 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,720 Speaker 1: is how you get people into some sort of weird 199 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,800 Speaker 1: cult thing, people that don't have the ability to like 200 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,680 Speaker 1: read that and say. 201 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,280 Speaker 2: What is this? 202 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 1: It doesn't say what it is anywhere and to understand 203 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 1: that that's not intriguing, that's disturbing and a warning, right, yeah, 204 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 1: And they're appealing from the first sentence to people who 205 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,760 Speaker 1: feel disconnected. 206 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:56,520 Speaker 2: And lonely, right, which is a lot of folks. 207 00:11:56,679 --> 00:12:01,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well beware everybody. 208 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:03,960 Speaker 2: I guess that's it.