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Speaker 1: I show will a good morning everybody. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Ye'ah'll do. Took on

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Speaker 1: me what I said, But I do like I say always.

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Speaker 1: It just is a constant reminder of how good God

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Speaker 1: has been. So my question to you is, what's stopping

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Speaker 1: a lot of people who have given up on achieving

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Speaker 1: just allowed to settle for so many reasons. So who

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to is you today. What's really at the

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Speaker 1: decide to change. Is it what I used to call

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Speaker 1: Them streets is calling you, Them lights is calling you.

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Speaker 1: You know, them girls is calling you. Them guys that's

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Speaker 1: want to have? So whatever the reason you're choosing, that's

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Speaker 1: you want to have, it's no good because at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day, here's the real deal. See, God

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Speaker 1: is available, and God is available for all of us,

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Speaker 1: and God has a plan for all of us, and

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Speaker 1: God wants to vary best for all of us. That's

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Speaker 1: the truth of the matter. So now what we're gonna

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Speaker 1: if it's your friends, I want you to understand something.

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Speaker 1: Your friends can't save you. A lot of your friends

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Speaker 1: when your friends are in a bad position, they kind

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Speaker 1: really really get the fact that if you treat people better,

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Speaker 1: out I don't do what they do anymore. Who cares

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Speaker 1: can't let what somebody thinks if you stop you from

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Speaker 1: Then you learn that what is it to stopping you

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Speaker 1: What is it? Why are you a repeat offender? Why

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Speaker 1: that graveyard you keep on. Why would you not give

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Speaker 1: There's nothing like waking up with the joy in your heart. Now,

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Speaker 1: get the fullest life that you can have. What you

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Speaker 1: that you can change somebody, that you can stop somebody

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Speaker 1: whole lot of ways to make your life better. But

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Speaker 1: you can have? What is it that's stopping you? Really? Really?

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Speaker 1: So you think that Satan really has your best interests

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Speaker 1: at heart. That Dela thing your mama kept telling you

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Speaker 1: it ain't ever too late to get back to that.

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Speaker 1: It ain't ever too late to turn around, It ain't

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Speaker 1: ever too late to seek God, and it ain't ever

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Speaker 1: too late to pray. Don't forget to pray, don't be

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Speaker 1: Because Prayer changes things. Prayer change people too. I'm a

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Speaker 1: witness to that. You're listening. How shall I do this?

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Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody, Steve Harvey Morning Show us in full effect.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate y'all, all the affiliates out there for loving us,

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Speaker 1: supporting us, making us who we are. Without you, we

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Speaker 1: would be nothing. Uh. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry, Hey, good morning, and calling

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Speaker 1: for real, good morning? What's happening? And kire Spates with

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Speaker 1: the nickname Junior? Morning Up? And Thomas Wesley Miles nickname Nephew. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: when you are here? Baby, that's rock? Yeah? Yeah, her

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Speaker 1: certificate t W Junior? Uh? What's kire Spates? What's your

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Speaker 1: what's your middle name? Kid? Delba? Yeah yeah del del

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Speaker 1: my dad? Now tell about your middle name? Oh it's up,

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Speaker 1: it's late one. Hey, Hey, hey, pick your face up

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Speaker 1: about the after get your face up off the desk shirt.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna do this to me, you too, Tommy, Shirley, Carla,

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Speaker 1: I don't do y'all like that about y'all. I don't

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Speaker 1: know me. This is what I'm telling space. Hey, let's

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Speaker 1: quit kill space late won boy, you sound like a magician.

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Speaker 1: Late on. Get that name from one? Who's that? My

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Speaker 1: mama took my uh dad in the first part of

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Speaker 1: his name, but dropped the e because his name of

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Speaker 1: next up, kill l one space. We're on the airplane.

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Speaker 1: We need customer seat number twenty two. I shall step

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Speaker 1: We're looking for kill lay one. So why are you

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Speaker 1: playing as he doesn't care? Ye on care doesn't Let

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Speaker 1: me see how you would mispronounce it though, Oh ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, oh please welcome kill a one speech perfect

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Speaker 1: coming down, long time, all right, listen, coming up at

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Speaker 1: thirty two after the hour, Uh dad bods are sexier

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Speaker 1: than six pack abs. We'll see what the ladies have

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Speaker 1: to say about that and is it a double standard?

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Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening show. According to a new

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Speaker 1: Planet Fitness study, women actually prefer the dad bod over

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Speaker 1: six pack abs. All right, thank god for that. I

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Speaker 1: know you're welcome, guys. Yeah, the results of the Planet

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Speaker 1: Fitness study suggests that women are still being driven wild

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Speaker 1: by a bit of extra pudge. The survey recently revealed that,

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Speaker 1: contrary to what you might have believed, women do actually

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Speaker 1: prefer a man with a little bit of belly on them. Okay, man,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, but but that begs the question, Yeah, is

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Speaker 1: this a double standard though, because because do men prefer

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Speaker 1: a woman with a little belly with with a mom bod?

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Speaker 1: I don't, So you don't care, what was stef, I

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Speaker 1: ain't got no problem with a mom bod. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't you know, I don't you know, especially you

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Speaker 1: know mom bough let me have babies. Their body's gonna change.

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Speaker 1: Well that's hard to snap all the way back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's good. That's good to hear, because you know, there's

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Speaker 1: so much pressure on women on their physical lawyrence and

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Speaker 1: you know, their bodies and all of that. To be

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Speaker 1: so perfect. But yeah, I'm telling you man. My wife's

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Speaker 1: hairdresser was at the house one time. Her husband dropped

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Speaker 1: What you got for us today? Well, share'll we might

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Speaker 1: That's all I want you to do. I'm not vote

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Speaker 1: I'm my vote for Donald Trump. I'm not whatever he's paying.

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Speaker 1: So just to call whatever the black person's on your

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Speaker 1: starting this blast war, setting our kids over thy rackings

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Speaker 1: He said you would be on board Tommy who's Tommy?

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Speaker 1: But if you don't, you don't remember. Tommy said that

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Speaker 1: So take me off the list and stop with me.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm done. But Donald Trump is not getting my role.

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Speaker 1: was gonna pick up. But you know I got you, baby,

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Speaker 1: I got Damn. I never answer unknown cause dude, I

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Speaker 1: never did. So he took this out. So you worked

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Speaker 1: with it with this white guy named Brian, you know,

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Speaker 1: Brian Henry, right, I didn't know Brian. Brian got me too,

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Speaker 1: crank phone call you, man, okay, damn, he got mad.

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Speaker 1: I wanna know what, man, I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: temperature is in your office, in your workplace. But Brian said,

428
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Speaker 1: you gotta call my guy. Okay, all right? So white

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00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 1: people got jokes now, all right? Then calling Tommy on me?

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Speaker 1: You know what, nah man, it's not it's all though,

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Speaker 1: right because if i I'm gonna have some a call,

432
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Speaker 1: damn about some democratic see how they take it all

433
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Speaker 1: white people, if any white people at my job or

434
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Speaker 1: listen to this right now, because I know you guys

435
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Speaker 1: all laugh at the office right now listening to this.

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Speaker 1: Just no, I got ya. I'm getting all. That's for sure.

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Speaker 1: All right, tell me this is what is the baddest

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Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show into playing man.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey warners so many YO want to show y

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear man? No, I'm not. I don't

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Speaker 1: want no damn hat. Come on, No, I just wanted

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Speaker 1: man to put the hat on. Got a hat for

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Speaker 1: you in the T shirt. We just want to make

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Speaker 1: show you vote on the Republican Party. That's all we

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Speaker 1: wanted to all right, coming up more of the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Let's go to Junior with his truth to

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Speaker 1: be toned. Oh I hope it's another poem. No, no,

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Speaker 1: surely it's not truth be told. Did something I did

450
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Speaker 1: do this though? Last week? You know, last week got

451
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Speaker 1: to me. We would talk about, you know, being ugly.

452
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Speaker 1: So I went called my family up and just took

453
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Speaker 1: a pole. I just want to know what they really thought.

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Speaker 1: I called some asism coup and came back up. Not

455
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Speaker 1: all right, you know you possible? But what really hurt

456
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Speaker 1: my fitts was how fast they sad, but I just

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Speaker 1: I just discovered after they called me ugly, compliments started

458
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Speaker 1: coming in. You know you hard working though, you know,

459
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Speaker 1: you know, you know your spirit good, you know you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was all this stuff could come back.

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Speaker 1: So I discovered it and and truth be told, Oh when

462
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Speaker 1: you ugly, people really love you for who you are.

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Speaker 1: They really love you, you know, I mean, they just

464
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Speaker 1: can't coming back. They're like, yeah, yeah, you ugly. But listen,

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Speaker 1: that's not what colt. It's what's on the inside. Because

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Speaker 1: you gotta encourage you, you gotta get this was remissing me. Up.

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Speaker 1: I had never heard this. My great aunt say, yeah, boy,

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Speaker 1: your ugly, ugly, but you come from good stock. I

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Speaker 1: ain't never heard. What you come from good stock means

470
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Speaker 1: is who told you that your grandma ain't my grandmother.

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Speaker 1: What that means is your grandfather's grandfather got sold for

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Speaker 1: a lot. Who knew? Hey, But when you really don't

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Speaker 1: feel bad, people really do luck When they they one

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Speaker 1: or two friends I have ain't with me because I

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Speaker 1: look you. They just like you because they know they know,

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Speaker 1: and I know I look in the mirror. Every time

477
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Speaker 1: I look in the mirror, I know they no doubt,

478
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Speaker 1: no doubt. You know, maybe somebody defended found me a man.

479
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Speaker 1: My mother told me a long time ago, you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna be an attractive man because you just don't have

481
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Speaker 1: a good look at me. And they always babe yourself

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Speaker 1: and wear nice clothes that work and get him girls

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Speaker 1: something else look at It's right. You know, I've been

484
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Speaker 1: to walk in the room and nobody, dude ain't talking

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Speaker 1: about you know what. I noticed that any time you

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Speaker 1: do here that it ain't never and you know it's

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Speaker 1: how quiet. Tommy Timmy don't like it because Tommy is

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Speaker 1: the one boy in that. I just been shot. So

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Speaker 1: how would you just Okay, did you ever think about

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Speaker 1: if you were cute? I mean, I'm not saying you're not. No,

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Speaker 1: I ain't never thought about it. You know, were just

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Speaker 1: a dude. We just you know, yeah, my life being

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Speaker 1: a whole lot different, like if if I just like skinning,

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Speaker 1: I have a different lang like though like like elder, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't think. I mean I could not have the ball.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't have that? What why what would you do?

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Speaker 1: You're always be your hand in it? You see the ball?

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Speaker 1: You can't have no hell like that? Nobody in it.

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Speaker 1: I kinda couldn't have you, boy, you cut your finger

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Speaker 1: wide over you. Man, I could still braid my head. Dog,

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Speaker 1: I don't wouldn't be him. I just I just don't

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Speaker 1: want if I can handle you no way, because I

503
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Speaker 1: always like who like me like, I don't have like.

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Speaker 1: I don't ain't ain't no two girls I don't feel

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Speaker 1: like at the same time. So you don't know people

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Speaker 1: they approach you. No, Well, I'm too ugly to be

507
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Speaker 1: approach people. I truly. You gotta stay. You gotta like

508
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: you got to let you ugly. You can't push up.

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Speaker 1: You gotta let them invite you in h like friends.

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Speaker 1: Damn they gotta walk up to you. All right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: Time for today's headlines, ladies and gentlemen, miss and trip Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you guys. Good morning. This country's top infectious disease.

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Speaker 1: The expert is issuing a dire warning, Doctor Anthony Fauci

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Speaker 1: basically saying that when it comes to the coronavirus, we're

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Speaker 1: not out of the woods yet. We are now having

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Speaker 1: forty plus thousand new cases a day. I would not

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Speaker 1: be surprised if we go up to one hundred thousand

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Speaker 1: a day. If this does not turn around, and so

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Speaker 1: I am very concerned. Going to the sentence for disease control.

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Speaker 1: COVID nineteen hospitalizations are soaring in twelve states, with the

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Speaker 1: culprits people not wearing masks or gloves, not washing their

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Speaker 1: hands frequently, or not practicing social distancing. But former Vice

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Speaker 1: President Joe Biden says that the country's real problem from

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Speaker 1: day one in this country was President of Trump. As

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Speaker 1: many of us urged him to step up and do

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Speaker 1: his job, he failed us. Just look at the record.

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Speaker 1: In January, I, along with others, sounded the alarm over

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Speaker 1: the coronavirus outbreak. Trump told the country that COVID nineteen

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Speaker 1: is quote totally under control. The President says the Democrats

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Speaker 1: have it backwards. He claims that he acted early and

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Speaker 1: that the reason that coronavirus cases are up is not

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Speaker 1: because states reopened for chief prematurely, but because they're simply

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Speaker 1: more testing going on. Meanwhile, the White House remains under

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Speaker 1: pressure to explain two reports, one from the New York Times,

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Speaker 1: the other from the Associated Press accusing the President of

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Speaker 1: having been briefed by the intelligence community that the Russians

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Speaker 1: were offering the Taliban a bounty to kill American soldiers.

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Speaker 1: Trump insists he knew nothing about it. Democratic Congressman Adam

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Speaker 1: shift Though, who heads up the House Intelligence Committee, says

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Speaker 1: that President Trump's been going around things with the Vladi.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, been going about things wrong with Adam Reputin

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Speaker 1: the whole time. President State should not be inviting Russia

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Speaker 1: into the G seven or G eight. We should be

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Speaker 1: considering what sanctions are appropriate to further deter Russia's Malian activities.

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Speaker 1: Schiff said he was too friendly with Putin anyway. No surprise,

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Speaker 1: Senate Republicans supporting the President and his story, their skeptical

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Speaker 1: about the reports, especially because one of them came from

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Speaker 1: the New Yor Times, which you know Trump openly derives.

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Speaker 1: Last night, the governor of Mississippi, a Republican, took the

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Speaker 1: historic step of formally signing a bill into law that

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Speaker 1: removes the Confederate battle flag as part of the Mississippi

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Speaker 1: state flag. The Confederate stars and bars were made part

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Speaker 1: of Mississippi's flag in eighteen ninety four, and now it's

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Speaker 1: delivering while black in Oklahoma the other day, a black

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Speaker 1: furniture and appliance deliveryman Travis Miller, says, after he made

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Speaker 1: eight deliveries in a gated community and was on his

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Speaker 1: way out, a white man used his car to block

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Speaker 1: the exit, demanding to see his identification and proof as

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Speaker 1: to why he was inside the complex. Mister Miller takes

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Speaker 1: the whole encounter. He was finally allowed out when one

561
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Speaker 1: of his customers came out and said, what are you

562
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Speaker 1: doing to end the harrassment? Now back to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,

564
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Speaker 1: guess what, Steve, we have more relationship questions for you

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Speaker 1: from Steve Harvey FM. You know you're our Chief Love

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Speaker 1: Officer CLO, so help. Yes, this one comes from I

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Speaker 1: think her name is h Sharon. Yeah, I was from Chicago.

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Speaker 1: Sharon says, I know you've got lots of these letters,

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Speaker 1: but I would really like your help. She says, I

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Speaker 1: just want to find happiness with a man. I know

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Speaker 1: a man can't make me happy, but sometimes I get lonely.

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Speaker 1: I want to find my best friend who can love

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Speaker 1: me as much as I love him. Can you please

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Speaker 1: give me any advice or suggestions? And then she also

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00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: asks his nephew Tommy single, No, you wouldn't know it

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Speaker 1: from this show. But he's actually he's actually man some

577
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Speaker 1: sense after dumbas stuff he said, But yes, why you

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Speaker 1: don't know that? By nine is even more amazing. Well, Sharon,

579
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Speaker 1: here's a deal. Stop looking for man. The Bible says,

580
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,839
Speaker 1: when a man finds a wife, he finds a good thing.

581
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Speaker 1: Have you ever thought of asking God for the man

582
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Speaker 1: and then asking God to share with you the things

583
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Speaker 1: you need to do to attract the man you're looking

584
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Speaker 1: for a lot of times when you ask God for something,

585
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Speaker 1: you haven't prepared yourself to receive it. So the thing

586
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 1: that you're asking God for, you have to make sure

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Speaker 1: that you're the person that would be able to receive

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Speaker 1: the thing that you're asking him for. You can't ask

589
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Speaker 1: this God for this wonderful man if you ain't a

590
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Speaker 1: wonderful woman. So you got to ask God what are

591
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Speaker 1: you doing wrong? And ask God to send you the

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Speaker 1: man that's for you and to help prepare you to

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Speaker 1: receive it. Go ahead, Raynard, Okay, yeah, let me read

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Speaker 1: this from ray Reynard is married. He say his number

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Speaker 1: two then found out about a number three, and now

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Speaker 1: three and two is threatening to call number one, and

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Speaker 1: Raynard wants to figure out how to keep all the

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Speaker 1: numbers and not lose. Now one up well nants one,

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Speaker 1: two and three? Yeah, Ray, Now you're in the world

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Speaker 1: of trouble because two and three is five. And if

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Speaker 1: they get together and call number one, man, you have

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Speaker 1: a serious problem on your hands. Ray. So I would

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Speaker 1: suggest to you, if you want to hold on to

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Speaker 1: number one, let it just be a number one. That's

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Speaker 1: my strong suggestion to you who keep losing with you,

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Speaker 1: Raynard and Ka Tommy sad like a yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Morning Show? All right, Steve?

609
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Speaker 1: Is that time again when we need you the most.

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Speaker 1: We need you to be the judge. It's time for

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Speaker 1: the Right or Wrong? With your nephews and junior. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever noticed all of the worst segments we had?

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Speaker 1: Tim is he out? It's amazing to be a part

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Speaker 1: of the worst segments and the best segment. Well, he's

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Speaker 1: a part of the worst and the best. We can

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Speaker 1: confession the week the pranks are the best segments. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's a part of the best Right or Wrong. You

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Speaker 1: just don't like the fact that I make sense. I

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Speaker 1: was ty to gang up on me. And this really

620
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Speaker 1: shows you what the A and M college system is doing.

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Speaker 1: This is what this briddy shows me. He got one

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Speaker 1: isn't beyond ready. Okay, so let me ask you this.

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Speaker 1: So I asked him this last night. He ain't responded.

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Speaker 1: Will you tell him it is rude for a deaf

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Speaker 1: person to do sign language why they mouth is full

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Speaker 1: of food? You are right the most stupid. You're not

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Speaker 1: supposed to talk while your mouth is full. So am

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Speaker 1: I right? You're not supposed to sign language while you're eating?

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Speaker 1: Tell him you're not gonna say so your fingers going.

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Speaker 1: That's rude. But if they could chew with their mouth

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Speaker 1: clothes and talk, if you can chew, if you can

632
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: talk without open in your mouth. I saw a restaurant

633
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: and I was a Paul. This is just rude. You

634
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: can't be doing sign language and your mouth. I haven't

635
00:40:51,200 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 1: speller Paul sign language that now. Then here's another one

636
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 1: for mister junior boy. Tell this boy if some Simmes twins, yeah,

637
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:16,760
Speaker 1: have six with some most Siamese twins, ain't that swinging?

638
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: Tell him that dog thought about that last night time.

639
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: I think you're right on that. Yeah, I had I

640
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: had to argue out. I can't even I'm with you

641
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 1: when you're right. If I look over my shoulder and

642
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: see my partner with the person i'm connected to, believe

643
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: you saw me twins and you didn't here with this girl,

644
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: I ain't a win here. I love writer wrong, I'm sorry,

645
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it was stupid last week

646
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: looking at me like, hey man, what are you excited

647
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: right here? I am you? Yeah? Yeah, and you looking

648
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: at us, you over there getting it and I know

649
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: what you're doing. But you try to flip y'all. I

650
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: tell you what, but not get him gonna move just

651
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: like that. That's true. He gonna text me back, okay,

652
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: you you kind of got a point on it. He

653
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: didn't want it, admit didn't want it, admitted to you know.

654
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: Reason why I didn't picked him a call because last

655
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: week we're on the phone. I see it. You do

656
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: know the devil is married? And then he gonna just

657
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: hang up on me. What wait? Will you tell him

658
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 1: the devil is married? You gonna say that, You're you're

659
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 1: gonna do that? So Temmy got three out of day?

660
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: Is right? Come on, Temmy? I wrong? Why Why are

661
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: you saying that. Yeah, finish it. I know his wife

662
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: and why Steve, They're more than one way you can

663
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: get in trouble. Okay, well I was just talking about

664
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: the devil, all right, Steve, thank you. Up next, it

665
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: is a nephew switching gears with a prank phone call

666
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: for today. Right after this, you're listening to show coming

667
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Write about four

668
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today, subject my

669
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: lover calls me mom. But right now here, Yeah, nephew's

670
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,240
Speaker 1: he here with today's prank phone call. What you got now?

671
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty Shirley here to you love depoty love

672
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: pot love. What is that? Hello? Oh, I'm trying to

673
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: reach Tiffany. H This is Tiffany who's calling? This is Karan.

674
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: How you doing? I don't know, I didn't know what

675
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: I know. We've been I know we've been going back

676
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: and forth on the site talking and we haven't you know,

677
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: really talked yet. So yeah, okay, I'm just going to

678
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: expect in the car. But yeah, it's good to hear

679
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: from you. Um, it's good to hear from me out

680
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We've been we've been talking

681
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 1: for well a long time, well, texting and on the

682
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: site for at least what five weeks now, Yeah, it's

683
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: really I'm glad you're called for real seriously, like and

684
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: I love no voice, so I'm exciting. Hey, yeah you know, um,

685
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: you got anything going on this weekend? Um, I don't

686
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: think so. I just have to, like, you know, go

687
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: grocery shopping or whatever. But like, other than that, I'm

688
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 1: pretty helping. What I was thinking, maybe we get together,

689
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: get a get a drink or two, just you know

690
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: kind of yeah, hang out a little bit, feel each

691
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: other out and if you if you're feeling that, you know,

692
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to. Yeah, that's cool, we can get together.

693
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: I'm interested, you know, like I'm hot for you call

694
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: then I would love to see this weekend. Um, you

695
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: gotta place in mind, Like, yeah, you know, I was

696
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: thinking about letting you pick something, because you know, I

697
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 1: rarely go somewhere where you're comfortable with an atmosphere that

698
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 1: you used to. I think that would be the best

699
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: thing to do. Okay, well let me work. I'll go

700
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: back to you on that. But yeah, I'm down sure,

701
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: I just want to hang out a little bit. Yeah,

702
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Good, good, what's good for you? Um? You know,

703
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: if you want to do something, what Saturday is, it's

704
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 1: up to you. Yeah, let's go on. Let's do Saturday

705
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: to give me, you know, some time to like, you know,

706
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: get myself together. Okay, six or Saturday text me on

707
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: you know the location or whatever wherever you want me to.

708
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,399
Speaker 1: You know, I'll be okay. I can't wait to see you.

709
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: One thing. Okay, let's let's do this first. Tell me this?

710
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 1: What what are we wearing? So I'm not I don't

711
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: want to be old with dressed or underdressed. I don't

712
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: really trip on that first day could be too like

713
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm not. You know, we don't have to do like

714
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: aner or nothing like that. You don't need on to

715
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: touch This ain't the rock Nation brunch, you know, all right?

716
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: All right? But if you don't mind, if I could

717
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: get you to do something for me, could you? Um?

718
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: Could I give you my cash app for what? Well?

719
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: What I want to do is you know, sometimes these

720
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 1: things actually go wrong. You know, I don't see it

721
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: going wrong with me because we've had you know, the

722
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 1: way we've been chit chatting and going back and forth

723
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: on the site. Things have been really really well. You know,

724
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: you know I would like to get you know, like

725
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: a you know, a love deposit of two hundred and

726
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: fifty dollars that way of just go wrong. At least

727
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: I haven't waited my time. You know what I'm saying.

728
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm just saying, what is happening? Um, you

729
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: said you want me to get your cons opt and

730
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: send you a love deposit of two hundred and some

731
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: dollars two fifty two fifty, like you know that way.

732
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: If this don't if this don't go right, you know,

733
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: then at least I haven't you love. It's like a

734
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: love deposit, you know, if it goes if it goes right,

735
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: you know, then I give it back to you. If

736
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: it don't go right, you know, at least I haven't

737
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 1: wasted my time. You see what I'm saying? Cry you serious?

738
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 1: Right now? Yeah? Yeah? Okay, Uh this is super weird

739
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, this is a weird and uh you

740
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,959
Speaker 1: know I'm coming. I don't really know what to say,

741
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 1: like other than um, you could probably lose my number,

742
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: like you a week do like, don't call me like

743
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 1: you're corny. I'm not interested. You're a bum like I'm straight,

744
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what hold hold on? I wouldn't all.

745
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: Let we've been talking. We've been talking for five weeks.

746
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: Everything been good, we've been we've been on the fight

747
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: talking to each other. But two weeks though, you're trying

748
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: to ask me for a cash asp for real, a

749
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: love deposit? How corny are you? Are you serious? Seriously? Like?

750
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: If you believe listen to Tip Tip on the real.

751
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: If you believe in yourself, you you you know? And

752
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: I believe in myself, you're so full last out of

753
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: your you have lost your in mind? Okay, would you

754
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: please like gather your thoughts because I don't know who

755
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: you think you're talking to? For real? You know what

756
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I need you to do two things.

757
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: Lose my number and don't don't look for me for real?

758
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: Show up like this is ridiculous, Like this is stupid.

759
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,399
Speaker 1: You were ignorant? O real, shirt up? Okay, okay, show

760
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: me show me where I'm wrong. If you believe in

761
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: yourself though, if I believe in myself, dass, dude, what

762
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: do you mean? If I believe in myself? If you

763
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: believe in yourself, your past will move around, get off

764
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: the phone. It stop wasting my time for real. I'm

765
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: about to hang out right now for real time. Okay, okay,

766
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: okay for my face right okay, before you hang up, Joey,

767
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: you can you can go you you could go your way,

768
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: I can go. Mind you don't want to come meet

769
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: the two fifty? Cool? Got that fifty dude? Okay, okay,

770
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: you know what? What is this? Your loss? Though? Tis

771
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: this your life? You gotta be out your rabbit ass.

772
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: Mine ain't no loss this here. I ain't no losses,

773
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 1: ain't no losses. Okay, you know what? You know what.

774
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: I knew this was gonna happen. You know what I

775
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: w try to be real when a brother Hey, hey,

776
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: you might as well hey, turn around, go the other direction.

777
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 1: Lock yourself up. Seriously, you want to talk about black

778
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: black men and brotherhood like it's a rap for you.

779
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,479
Speaker 1: We don't need you out here. Good years less straight

780
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: up like, don't call me destroy yourself for real. I'm

781
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: done with that. I can I tell you something else

782
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: for you lady, real quick? What I just want to

783
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: let you know that this is nephew Tommy from the

784
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister in the shade. Let

785
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: shade got me to plank fall foul you your sister

786
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: le Shae said, you gotta get my sisters. She's been

787
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: on the line this dating site talking to this guy. Sorry,

788
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: where she got this is stupid movie. We got you, baby,

789
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: We got you, good yad tray Let gonna get her.

790
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get her. Tell me it's twenty twenty. Baby.

791
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:11,240
Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

792
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Shan love deposit, y'all?

793
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: You know, just how did you think though, Tommy, I'm

794
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: gonna ask this girl to cash at me too, fi. Yeah,

795
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get dog man. This woman had to be

796
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:45,399
Speaker 1: gone what normal? But you did ask her nicely, very nice.

797
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: It's a love deposit. You know. If this work out,

798
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,399
Speaker 1: you get your deposit back. Now, if to a man

799
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: she's never seen, Yeah, right. I don't feel like I

800
00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: should be taking these type of my time, you understand. Yeah, man,

801
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: wasted ta give me at least two fifty for my

802
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: tax I don't I don't what I got him? Tell

803
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: you don't tell me in a twisted way. It is

804
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: very brilliant. No, oh is creative? Is he? Oh? Em?

805
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: No doubt? Real twist? All right, thinking, nephew. Coming up next,

806
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject my lover calls me Mom.

807
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: Right after this, we'll get into it. You're listening to

808
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

809
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

810
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,720
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

811
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: FM and click Submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

812
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna

813
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: read this one today right here, right now. Let's go, nephew,

814
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: buggle up and hold on tight. We got it for

815
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter, all right. Subject

816
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: my lover calls me Mom. Good morning. Stephen Shirley, I

817
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: am a fifty year old divorced lady with a twenty

818
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 1: eight year old lover. We've been together for two years,

819
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: but I met him when he was in college with

820
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: my son. He came home a few weekends with my

821
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: son and he started calling me mom back then. After college,

822
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,439
Speaker 1: he continued to hang out at the house with my son,

823
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: so I got used to him being around. While on

824
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: Easter Sunday, twenty seventeen. Things changed in an instant when

825
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: he rubbed up against me in the kitchen and I

826
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: felt some kind of way. This young man is six two,

827
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: dark and handsome. He works out daily, and what gave

828
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: it away? Steve all three. He works out daily, so

829
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: his chest is all ripped up. I must add that

830
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 1: I'm still a sexy mom and a head turner at

831
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 1: fifty years young. He told me that he wanted to

832
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: see me alone one day to talk. I told him

833
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: to come by my house and he did. He walked

834
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: in and we kissed, and it was straight fireworks from

835
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 1: then on. We did multiple passionate acts that afternoon, and

836
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: he was considerate and asked for permission each time he

837
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:23,280
Speaker 1: tried a new position. Of course, it's been our secret

838
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: the entire time, and we hook up whenever he has time.

839
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:31,720
Speaker 1: It's just that simple. I assume that he dates multiple women,

840
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: or maybe he just has a girlfriend. I'm not concerned

841
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,439
Speaker 1: about that. What does concern me is that he still

842
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: calls me mama or mom when he comes over. I

843
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: don't know if if it's the same as when married

844
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: men call their wives mama, or women call their husband's daddy.

845
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: I know you're going to say that I need to

846
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 1: find someone else to have sex with, but what we

847
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: have is fun and it's keeping me satisfied for now.

848
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: So do I ask him politely to stop calling me? Mom?

849
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: Or Am I reading too much into it? Time to

850
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: write this? Yeah? She did, she did, Steve, And my

851
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: answer is, what does it matter what he calls you?

852
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 1: I mean, as long as he's respectful with it. I mean,

853
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,760
Speaker 1: what do you want him to call you? You're saying

854
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 1: this is just for fun right now, and I mean

855
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 1: he's keeping you satisfied right now, So what do you

856
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: What are you nitpicking for? I don't get it. You

857
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: guys have been together for two years and he's been

858
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 1: calling you. You're doing it in secret, so clearly he

859
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: doesn't want your son, his bestie, to find out that

860
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: you know he's doing his mom. You're concerned about a

861
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: name and the fact that you're and not the fact

862
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: that you're sleeping with your son's friend who is really young,

863
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 1: he's young enough to be your son, who may or

864
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 1: may not have a girlfriend or a multiple girlfriend, and

865
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:56,439
Speaker 1: who hooks up with you whenever he has time. Those

866
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: are the things you're concerned about me. You should be

867
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 1: concerned about a lot more than that. I mean, you know,

868
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 1: than him calling your mom or mom. He just is

869
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: trying to be respectful. I guess when you guys are

870
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. I don't know. Then again, you say,

871
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: it's just your to satisfy you for right now. So

872
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: if this is what's making you happy, what's floating your

873
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: boat right now? Then you know I mean him calling

874
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: your mom. I don't see why that's a big deal, Steve,

875
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: Can I be honest? Sure, I'm confused. Okay, I have

876
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: no idea what this letters for. Right you're fifty to

877
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: do twenty eight. Y'all been together for two years. It's

878
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 1: ain't no accident. He used to come home with your son.

879
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: He's stall calling your mom after y'all graduated. Y'all was

880
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: in the kitchen one time he rubbed up against you.

881
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: That was on purpose, you felt, some kind of way,

882
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: on purpose. Y're already talking about hot, tall dog and

883
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: handsome here. He asked you could he come back and

884
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 1: see you alone and talk. I told him come by

885
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: my house. He walked in, and y'all kiss, and it

886
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 1: was straight fireworks right there. Then you talked about all

887
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: these multiple passion that acts that afternoon, if he asked

888
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: your permission each time he tried a new position, I

889
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: do that too, I still ask very nice. I don't

890
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: know what you know? What is this letter? Folk? The boys? Polite? Yeah?

891
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: He asking you for new positions every time? Miss Gilmo, Missilo,

892
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: do you mind? Do you mind it if you put

893
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: the bottom of your foot up on that night stand? Please? Man?

894
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: Oh cool, that's nice right there, Miss Gilmo, Miss Gilmo,

895
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: would you mind taking your left hand and grabbing the

896
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: corner that mattress on the upper left side of the

897
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: head bullet that Thank you, Miss gil Ah, thank you,

898
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: Miss Gilmo. Miss Now, I'm asking now, we don't do liniment.

899
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 1: I don't like the smell. I won't do it. So

900
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: this is what he's doing to it. So I don't

901
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: see why why you wrote the letter. You know now

902
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 1: she doesn't like for him to call her mom or mom. Okay,

903
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 1: we'll quit seeing him nick. You know that's how all

904
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: listening to it is. Why are we taking up our

905
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: special time because you're worrying about him calling you mama?

906
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: Or when men call he wives wives wives? What we

907
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 1: call our wives. Ain't your damn business. You ain't a wife.

908
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: Oh you the mama. That's what he calls her mom.

909
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: He know it. That could be a turn on from him.

910
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 1: You know some people's girls call him hey daddy. Okay,

911
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: that's a turn on. His turn on is hey mama.

912
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't know why you want that. I'm not with

913
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:04,919
Speaker 1: nobody from the call her mama. That ain't gonna happen. Now,

914
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 1: you said, I know you're gonna say you need to

915
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: find somebody else house sex with. I'm not gonna say that.

916
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 1: But what we have is fun. Okay, go hey, yeah,

917
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: all right, just keeping you set what hang on, Steve,

918
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: hang on Part two of your responses coming up at

919
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, subject my lover calls me Mom.

920
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening,

921
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Let's recap today Strawberry letters, subject my

922
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: lover calls me mom. First of all, this is the

923
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: most ridiculous atta we've had. The while the woman sleeping

924
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: with her son's friend from college head and graduated rubbed

925
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 1: up against in the kitchen Monday. Now they over the

926
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: house screwing. She said, yeah, that's what a very sexual hack.

927
00:59:55,600 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 1: Footage that that's what they do. He said he wanted

928
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 1: to see me alone one day and talk. I told him,

929
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: come on about the house. He did. He walked in,

930
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 1: We started kissing and multiple passion and asked that afternoon

931
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: separate occasions. You know, he's very considerate, ask for permission

932
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 1: each time he tries a new position. Of course, our

933
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 1: secret the entire time we hook up. Whenever he got time.

934
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 1: It's just that simple. Now she assuming that he got

935
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 1: other women, maybe a girlfriend, But I ain't concerned about that.

936
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: What does concern me now? Of all the stuff that

937
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: concerns you, he still calls me mammon when he comes over.

938
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 1: That's because he what you wanted to call you? Blenda?

939
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: Blenda Gilmore. Why how is he gonna call you Belinda?

940
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: And then messed around and say blenda in front of yourself.

941
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 1: So when when you start calling my MoMA, well, I

942
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: think it's something we need to talk about, because that

943
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:11,439
Speaker 1: ain't just your mama. That album. A matter of fact,

944
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 1: I called her mama. She called me daddy. In a

945
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: matter of fact, Demetrius listened to me, I don't know

946
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 1: how to tell you this. I'm finn to be your

947
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: new daddy. What Yeah, Demetrius. I'm Finn to be your

948
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,439
Speaker 1: new daddy at the same age they went to college together. Yeah,

949
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: but I'm when I marry your mama, Finn be your daddy. Yeah,

950
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: and I want you to respect that and call me daddy.

951
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: See this is an ass whooping all in to make

952
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: it right now. I know what you're going to say,

953
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 1: I need to find someone else to have sex with. No,

954
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: that's not what we're gonna say. But what we have

955
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: is fun and it's keeping me satisfied. Okay, this is

956
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:59,440
Speaker 1: what you're doing. We can say something about it. So

957
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: do I ask him politely to stop calling me mom?

958
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 1: Or am I reading too much into it? You know what?

959
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: We really don't give a damn what you can we

960
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: share that with you? Can? I tell you that the

961
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: people listening to this matter at work right now, it's

962
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: looking upside day radio going what Yeah, that's what you're

963
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 1: concerned about. It's people trying to snatch earphones out their

964
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 1: head right now. Now'm like caning about you. You're dating

965
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 1: your son's friend. Yeah, yeah, he got on the chick.

966
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: Yeah you ain't it and in the future with you,

967
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 1: you just his thing and he sees you whenever he

968
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: has time, right, and if you think he your thing,

969
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: your thing do y'all just gotta thing for each other

970
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,479
Speaker 1: doing multiple passionate acts. But I love the part where

971
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 1: he is so considered and asked me for permission, Like

972
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:57,919
Speaker 1: what again, Steve, you did it earlier? Miss Jackson? Would

973
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: you mind still Morrison? Well, change your name sometimes like

974
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 1: Mama Jackson, Mama guil More, Mama Patterson, it's mama somebody. Yeah,

975
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: it's gonna be Mama Peterson. Um, mama's gonna be Mama

976
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 1: something old church name. Ya ya, y'all. Oh, miss u,

977
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 1: miss no, no, I'm gonna do that, right, Miss Jordine,

978
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 1: Hold on one second, on, hold on, hold, you might

979
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 1: be tied right now, but would you mind taking the

980
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 1: left half of your ass right on the edge of

981
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 1: that lamp ship just right that right that right that

982
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 1: right there? Miss there you go? Okay, now, all right now,

983
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 1: you're welcome listen to Well, can I ask you something else?

984
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: Would you take your left hand and hold your right

985
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 1: foot up and then put your fuehead on the mattress?

986
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 1: Would you mind that? Miss Jackson? Hey, Bobby, thank you

987
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 1: for asking me so nicely. You're such a polite young man,

988
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: do you learn that in college with mama? Can I

989
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: ask you asking another question? What? Bobby? Could you stop talking? Yeah?

990
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: You're talking too much. I'm asking no, but you you

991
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 1: just I don't want you talking back. I just need

992
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 1: you to do it, okay, Miss Taylor? Taylor? Miss Taylor me, Oh, yes, Bobby.

993
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 1: Can you get on your knees and crawl over there

994
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:48,160
Speaker 1: to the couch so I could watch you and bark

995
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 1: like a dog on your way over there? Yes, I

996
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: can do that. Miss take go ahead, Miss fixed, Now,

997
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 1: Miss Taylor, Miss what probably? What can you bring my

998
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 1: house shoe over here? Girl? Girl? You so? Man? As

999
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 1: long as he does it nicely, she says lightly. I

1000
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: mean he's so polite. Oh man, All right, listen, don't

1001
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 1: write us normal. Make sure you check out please The

1002
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand coming up at forty six

1003
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 1: after the hour, Junior's here with his comedy segment called

1004
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: when did He'll explain right after this. You're listening to show.

1005
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 1: All right, So Junior's here today with this is a

1006
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: comedy segment you call Junior when dead? What's that about?

1007
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: When did you know? We've been saying a lot of

1008
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: things that have been happening, But you just don't know

1009
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 1: when it started. Like, for example, when did kids get lucky?

1010
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: You never go to that, it's this little bag in

1011
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: front of you. When all my drawls was in the

1012
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:08,720
Speaker 1: same luggage with my grandmother, all my draws up against

1013
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 1: the Brazil. When the kids getting lucky? I don't know

1014
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 1: when it started. When did people start wearing house shoes everywhere?

1015
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 1: Now I had church, somebody stepped out their house shoes

1016
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: to get to the altar. And now when you leave

1017
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 1: your shoes out here in church like that? When when

1018
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 1: did it happen? Like when did vegans get so outspoken?

1019
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: What do you mean you didn't never know? Who the

1020
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 1: hell wasn't vegan? That it upsetting by everything you can't eat?

1021
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 1: That it had a mother? I can't vegans? Is I mean?

1022
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 1: When did all this stuff starts they speaking up? When

1023
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: did we just never mind just wearing rip jeans? Maybe

1024
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 1: you should get your ass for your jeans being named

1025
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 1: by the jeans told? Why am I looking at the

1026
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: range draws? Just when did that start? We just don't

1027
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 1: know when it happened. When when people used to borrow money?

1028
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 1: Now ain't cash shapping? Yeah, but dinner he didn't the

1029
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: ass Remember I can our borrow was important? Yes, they

1030
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: don't do that, no more, they don't do none of that.

1031
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 1: When did big guys just start showing their stomach with

1032
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:26,120
Speaker 1: no results? You know, they don't don't care, no remorse,

1033
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 1: They just the stomach just out a matter of fact?

1034
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: When did women just start wearing their stomachs hot? When

1035
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 1: did all of this half? When? When did white kids

1036
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,919
Speaker 1: get comfortable with saying the N words the black kids?

1037
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 1: When did that start? When did we start knocking our kids?

1038
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 1: When did that stop? Now, because my nephew is sitting

1039
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 1: up here making fls at school and we ain't been

1040
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,960
Speaker 1: school a week. When did this start? Just when did

1041
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 1: it happen? We just don't know. We have to figure

1042
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: out when did that happened? That's when we start thinking

1043
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 1: about it. Stuff stuff change, m No, no, when did

1044
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: it happen? Wow, I'll tell you another profile. Okay, here's

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Speaker 1: one that everybody knows. This something We don't even know

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Speaker 1: when they started. But remember when? When did when a

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Speaker 1: jogging suit? Member? When when it meant you was going jogging? Oh? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: people wearing jocker suits? He jogging? No, damn, what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about me. That used to mean something you got

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Speaker 1: on the jogging suit. I can assume you ask what's

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Speaker 1: going jock? Na? Na na, you're asking drive throughs? You

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01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:39,200
Speaker 1: you ain't doing nothing, walking in it, sleeping. I'm just

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01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: saying at work now, I'm in one, right now? All right,

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01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay,

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01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:58,120
Speaker 1: you don't have to do a long setup, but can you,

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01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 1: you know, do what you do with comedy roulette. Okay,

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01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 1: it's very simple, because I don't want to make our

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01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 1: leader mad. You give them fourth subjects. Put them on

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01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,280
Speaker 1: a wheel, spund the wheel. What a wheel stop? We

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01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 1: will do the damn thing because juniors commedim comedians. Steve Comedian,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you. All right, here we go the subjects.

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite late light snack that will set you

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01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:23,839
Speaker 1: right until morning? All right? Favorite late night snack? Yeah?

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01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:27,200
Speaker 1: Ways that you fake remembering someone when you have no

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Speaker 1: idea who they are? It all the time, all the time.

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Speaker 1: All right. Uh. Things people say when they get angry

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Speaker 1: but they don't want to curse. That's gonna be hard

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Speaker 1: for you, guys, right, Yeah, what's the one thing your

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Speaker 1: mate has that you wish they could throw away? Oh

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Speaker 1: that's a good one. That's a good one. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's yeah. Oh yeah, she was the girls weekend this

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Speaker 1: weekend house could you take me? And then showing me

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Speaker 1: where they was at her slippers. I'm gonna no, they

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01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 1: ain't all her stuff clean and nice. It's just something

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01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:18,479
Speaker 1: she wound like. Oh well, when she comes back and said, Steve,

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01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:21,639
Speaker 1: where's my she's gonna ask me nothing. Oh okay, she'll

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01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:24,920
Speaker 1: asked the housekeeper. Yeah, and I've they've already been told

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Speaker 1: if you won't your job, do not mention my name.

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01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 1: But I didn't tell nothing. What I did was I

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01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 1: made him short to me, and then they walked out,

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01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,679
Speaker 1: and I said okay, and then I just walked out too.

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01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 1: Then I went back in the hand took that Oka say,

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01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 1: mister Harvey, took them. Do you know what happened? They

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01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,080
Speaker 1: can just said I don't know what happened. They were here. Yeah,

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01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: you threw the completely completely in a trans face, took

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Speaker 1: him outside. My damn. Wow, you really hated that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She had about five pounds though. Oh okay, all right,

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01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:01,599
Speaker 1: look we got to get to it, comedy Roulette, let'spend

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Speaker 1: the wheel coming? Oh you got thanks? People say when

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Speaker 1: they get angry but they don't want to curse, you're

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01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:27,200
Speaker 1: gonna really be creative. I'll say this, what Pa? Who

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01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 1: is Pete? And why did he say? Yeah, we'll shut

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Speaker 1: your piehole? Fella piehole? Go here, Steve, you go ahead.

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Speaker 1: You've always said nothing. I ain't gotten nothing. I do

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Speaker 1: not substitute. You say sugar honey iced tea. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: on the radio. I'll say that night. Well, okay, sugar

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Speaker 1: honey iced tea. I ain't come on things. People day

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Speaker 1: when they get angry but they don't want to curse.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, this is a bunch

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01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: of froggle novel. Froggle novel. I can't take that I got.

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01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 1: Wasn't a chimney cricket to be mokill. Okay, there you go,

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01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah, think you're mad about it? I

1104
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 1: tell you what. I can't stand you. So a Sam,

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01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,760
Speaker 1: you're doing well at things I went to school to

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01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 1: the people come on, wouldn't do it? Yeah? Yeah, they

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01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: just say when you don't when you don't want to cuss.

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01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:12,639
Speaker 1: My mom would just say Oh lord, Chase, don't blow

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01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:16,840
Speaker 1: the dout. Steve, you got one. I ain't got one. Oh,

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01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:25,600
Speaker 1: let me think, Man, there's some bull you want to

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01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:31,920
Speaker 1: do another son of a biscuit? All right, we'll be

1112
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:34,920
Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

1113
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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steven Show, all right? So, Steve,

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01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:45,759
Speaker 1: there's you know no doubt that these are highly stressful times.

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01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:49,599
Speaker 1: So I gotta ask you, are you practicing any sort

1116
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:52,519
Speaker 1: of self care right now? I know you're working out, eating, right,

1117
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 1: do you self care? How to handle stress? I've been

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01:13:55,040 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 1: brushing up on my cousins, working on new combinations, you know,

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01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:05,920
Speaker 1: how to put them together, working on the inflection. So

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Speaker 1: when I get back out there in the work world,

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01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:11,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come out with new combination. Okay, okay, you

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01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:15,040
Speaker 1: know so a cusin has been really the thing that

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to brush up on because it helped me

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Speaker 1: deal with the stress. You know, And like a lot

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Speaker 1: of you, I've been practicing with my wife and she

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01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:27,040
Speaker 1: don't know it, or you've been saying it to yourself.

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01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 1: Yea under my breath, you ain't crazy? Yeah? Yeah, why

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Speaker 1: we on quarantine? No, I mean I'll be under my breath. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll tried it every chance I get. I use different opportunities, Junior,

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01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,800
Speaker 1: What you got? How many do you relieve your stress? You?

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Speaker 1: But I've been in here by myself since March. What

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01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:58,679
Speaker 1: I like to do with just cutting my light side

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01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:03,160
Speaker 1: and you know, gone into the kitchen and I opened

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01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:08,240
Speaker 1: that freezer dough stands right in it. Freeze is myself

1135
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,639
Speaker 1: because I'm too hot. I need somebody over here now.

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01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,559
Speaker 1: So I stands in the freezing tell your ice cream

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01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:18,360
Speaker 1: and just put it on. Yeah, I got cool off.

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01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: That's what I grew self. Can't run. All right. We'll

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01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

1140
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:30,120
Speaker 1: right out you're listening to show. Well, guess what, Steve,

1141
01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:34,840
Speaker 1: We have more relationship questions for you from Steve Harvey FM. Uh.

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01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:38,960
Speaker 1: You know you're our Chief Love Officer CLO. So your

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01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,640
Speaker 1: help yea. Uh? This one comes from I think her

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01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:47,400
Speaker 1: name is uh Sharon. Yeah, I was from Chicago. Uh.

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01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 1: Sharon says, I know you've got lots of these letters,

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01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,560
Speaker 1: but I would really like your help. She says, I

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01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:55,800
Speaker 1: just want to find happiness with a man. I know

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Speaker 1: a man can't make me happy, but sometimes I get lonely.

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01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:02,120
Speaker 1: I want to find my best friend who can love

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01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:05,000
Speaker 1: me as much as I love him. Can you please

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01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:08,719
Speaker 1: give me any advice or suggestions? And then she also

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01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:12,760
Speaker 1: asked his nephew Tommy single, No, you wouldn't know it

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01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 1: from this show, but he's actually he's actually a man.

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01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:25,720
Speaker 1: Sense after dumb ass stuff, he said, But yes, why

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01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:31,320
Speaker 1: you don't know that? By now? Is even more amazing? Well, sharing,

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01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:34,920
Speaker 1: here's a deal. Stop looking for man. The Bible says,

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01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:38,080
Speaker 1: when a man finds a wife, he finds a good thing.

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01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:43,080
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought of asking God for the man

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01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,080
Speaker 1: and then asking God to share with you the things

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Speaker 1: you need to do to attract the man you're looking

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Speaker 1: for a lot of times when you ask God for something,

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01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:57,880
Speaker 1: you haven't prepared yourself to receive it. So the thing

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01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:00,960
Speaker 1: that you're asking God for, you have to make sure

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01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 1: that you're the person that would be able to receive

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01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,519
Speaker 1: the thing that you're asking him for. You can't ask

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01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:10,200
Speaker 1: this God for this wonderful man if you ain't a

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01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:14,760
Speaker 1: wonderful woman. So you gotta ask God, what are you

1168
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,519
Speaker 1: doing wrong? And ask God to send you the man

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Speaker 1: that's for you and to help prepare you to receive it.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Raynard. Okay, yeah, let me read this from Raynard.

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01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:31,160
Speaker 1: Raynard is married. He say his number two then found

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Speaker 1: out about a number three, and now now three and

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01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:40,080
Speaker 1: two is threatening to call number one, and Raynard wants

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Speaker 1: to figure out how to keep all the numbers and

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Speaker 1: not lose. Now one up well, Raynard, and three ye,

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Speaker 1: Ray Now you're in the world of trouble because two

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Speaker 1: and three is five and if they get together and

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Speaker 1: call number one, you have a serious problem on your hand.

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Speaker 1: So I would suggest to you, if you want to

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01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 1: hold on to number one, let it just be a

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Speaker 1: number one. That's my strong suggestion to you who keep

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01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:36,599
Speaker 1: losing it. Raynard, Ka, Tommy, sound like yeah? All right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up the last break of the day, Steve will

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01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:42,080
Speaker 1: have some closing remarks for us. Don't go anywhere. We'll

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01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:44,920
Speaker 1: be back at forty nine minutes after the hour right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, we are at

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Speaker 1: the crossroads. I guess you can say the last break

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Speaker 1: of the day and time for you with your closing remarks.

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Speaker 1: You know, I think everybody can relate to what I'm

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Speaker 1: about to say. I always use myself as the primary

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01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:14,080
Speaker 1: example of all my motivational moments and speeches, because I mean,

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01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:17,559
Speaker 1: who better than yourself? I mean, you know, when you've

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Speaker 1: experienced something that's quite a up when you're explaining it

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01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 1: to someone, you know, it's like, you know, hard to

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01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:30,800
Speaker 1: have a golf instructor and the guy that's instructing you

1196
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,559
Speaker 1: to play golf has never played golf. Or you can't

1197
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:36,600
Speaker 1: have a swimming instructor and a swimm instructor don't know

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01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 1: how to swim. It just doesn't make that much sense.

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Speaker 1: I guess you could do it, but what do they

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Speaker 1: know about it? So I try to use my own shortcomings,

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01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:52,040
Speaker 1: missteps in life or happenings to try to motivate everybody.

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01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:54,880
Speaker 1: As I see it. One of the things that I've

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01:19:55,120 --> 01:20:00,160
Speaker 1: always been pretty good at, and I'm having to pay

1204
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:09,519
Speaker 1: attention closely again, is my acceptance of God's will. You know,

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01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:15,200
Speaker 1: it's a it's a funny thing, man, but when you

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01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:20,560
Speaker 1: really really understand how life really really works, everything is

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01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:23,560
Speaker 1: in order. Even some of the challenges and test that

1208
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:28,840
Speaker 1: you're facing, it's for a purpose, a reason. You're not

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01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:33,479
Speaker 1: having a hardship in your life or a moment of

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01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:39,560
Speaker 1: challenging your life because it's just happens upon you. No,

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01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:42,120
Speaker 1: there's some value in it. Bishop Jakes was on my

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01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:46,559
Speaker 1: should He said, beyond every moment of pain, pain always

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01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:51,400
Speaker 1: leaves a present, behind, a gift, something for you to unbox,

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Speaker 1: unwrap and learn from it, grow from it, become better

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Speaker 1: for it, become experienced from it. And that's the gift

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Speaker 1: that it all away leaves. One thing I've learned to

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Speaker 1: accept is God's will. It's funny, man, but on my Instagram,

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Speaker 1: I was looking at my vault Instagram. While I was,

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01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:22,479
Speaker 1: you know, learning some things about I was motivating someone

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Speaker 1: on my vault thing. It was a guy who came

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01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,479
Speaker 1: to my show and the brother was up in the

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01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:30,720
Speaker 1: crowd and he was talking about his life and how he,

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Speaker 1: you know, how he wanted to start a company and

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Speaker 1: he was having trouble with starting the company. And it

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01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:46,600
Speaker 1: was asking me, you know what, what I thought about it,

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Speaker 1: and as he told me this whole company idea. And

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Speaker 1: then and he was working at a job and he

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Speaker 1: had just lost his job and been laid off and

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Speaker 1: everything of that nature. And he kept looking at me

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01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:00,360
Speaker 1: and I said, well, hey, man, let me ask you

1231
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:09,000
Speaker 1: a question. I said, what is your gift and he

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01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:12,280
Speaker 1: said it's cooking. And I said, well, why are you

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01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:19,280
Speaker 1: messing around selling computer wear? And I tod went on

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Speaker 1: to tell him. I said, look, man, I said, sometimes

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Speaker 1: this layoff that you have and this is God's way

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01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:27,479
Speaker 1: of getting you to move in the direction that he

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01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:29,840
Speaker 1: has for you. I say, you know, I wrote or

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Speaker 1: did a video about jumping. I say, but sometimes you

1239
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:36,439
Speaker 1: don't get jumped. Sometimes you get pushed. I said, because

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01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:38,719
Speaker 1: God is fair. When God wants you to come around

1241
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:42,000
Speaker 1: to his way of thinking or seeing his plan, he

1242
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,400
Speaker 1: can allow for certain things to happen in your life

1243
01:22:44,439 --> 01:22:47,000
Speaker 1: where you can actually see it the way He's wanted

1244
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:51,200
Speaker 1: you to see it all along. And so in his layoff,

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01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:55,280
Speaker 1: it caused him to have to think of, Man, now

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01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:59,120
Speaker 1: that I had this free time, what am I to do? Well,

1247
01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:01,840
Speaker 1: as I was watching that video to day on my

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Speaker 1: Vault Empowers Instagram, I'm actually gonna take it off today

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Speaker 1: and post it on my regular Instagram because I was

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Speaker 1: really talking to myself at the time that I was

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Speaker 1: that this video came out was made, It was made

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Speaker 1: months ago, but it was for me to hear myself

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Speaker 1: and in this time where people are you know, I

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Speaker 1: appreciate people's concern. Don't get me wrong, I really really do.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate people pulling for me and praying for me

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Speaker 1: and hoping I'm okay, and I really am okay. I

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Speaker 1: want everybody to know that I am really, really just fine.

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Speaker 1: It's just I've been pushed into the direction that he

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Speaker 1: wants me to go, and that's all it is. And

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Speaker 1: it's sort of amazing how this whole thing is unfolding,

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Speaker 1: because you know, the haters out there, they're gonna say

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Speaker 1: what they want to say. But Bishop Olmer taught me

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Speaker 1: a valuable lesson. He said, for those that love you,

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Speaker 1: no a nation necessary. For those that hate you, no

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Speaker 1: explanation acceptable. So I've learned to stop talking to haters

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Speaker 1: because nothing I can say to them is going to

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Speaker 1: change their mind. They just want to be what they are,

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Speaker 1: but being in a great place because God has something

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Speaker 1: in store for you. Remember this always, y'all. When the

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Speaker 1: door closes, the only reason, if you are a person

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Speaker 1: of faith, that God allows the door to be closed

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Speaker 1: in your face on you because He got another one

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Speaker 1: he wants you to go through. That's the only reason

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Speaker 1: God didn't bring you this father leave you God really

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Speaker 1: does love you. God really has your best interests at heart.

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Speaker 1: And what some men do for evil, God does for good.

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Speaker 1: So somebody can plied against you. But Isaiah fifty four

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Speaker 1: seventeen is pretty clear. No weapon formed against me should prosper.

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Speaker 1: It never has in the past, it never will in

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Speaker 1: the future. God promises never comes back void. He does

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Speaker 1: not make a promise, and it's an empty promise. And

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Speaker 1: if you believe that, that's how you live, and that's

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Speaker 1: how I live, and I strongly give that to everybody.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, y'all, keep your head up because

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Speaker 1: God got you just like he always has. Those are

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Speaker 1: my remarks today. Amen, Yes, you drop the knowledge and

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Speaker 1: the mic out the dough. Y'all have a great weekend. Okay,

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