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Speaker 7: And he's not a whore.
Speaker 8: He's actually only going on two dates with women in
Speaker 8: a span of seven days.
Speaker 7: Wow, two dates with two different women. Go and the
Speaker 7: Lord lets it rain. He makes sure that crop is good.
Speaker 7: I don't know what the saying is, but there's a
Speaker 7: parable in there. Oh wait, wait, we were debating this.
Speaker 8: I think it's totally acceptable to go for a first
Speaker 8: kiss on the first date.
Speaker 7: The Skylar's I call it no, no, that's not what
Speaker 7: I said.
Speaker 2: That's Russian.
Speaker 9: I'm very okay with a kiss on the first date.
Speaker 9: But like my I guess my toxic trait.
Speaker 10: Then is I'll learn the other day Alyssa has never.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, you're gonna have to cut that for sure.
Speaker 7: Tactical, dude, you are tactical. Yah. Yeah, we were talking
Speaker 7: about women. He thinks he's smarter than you and can
Speaker 7: trick you. It's not tricking.
Speaker 9: If I heard a guy say that to me, I
Speaker 9: would then put a finger down. If you've done it
Speaker 9: all right, finger down? Oh my god.
Speaker 7: I didn't want to. I don't want to be the
Speaker 7: only guy that hadn't done it. All three of you, Yeah,
Speaker 7: all of us. I have a hot take that I'm
Speaker 7: willing to share.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna open myself up to everyone here and and
Speaker 10: I need to say something.
Speaker 7: What's up, guys.
Speaker 8: Welcome to episode two hundred and fifty four of Dropouts Podcast.
Speaker 7: I was just on my.
Speaker 8: I was on my cellular cell you why who are
Speaker 8: you having a stroke?
Speaker 7: What's going on?
Speaker 11: It feels my like my tongue is expanding. Is that
Speaker 11: a problem?
Speaker 7: Uh? Have you eaten anything out of the ordinary recently?
Speaker 8: What am I allergy to a bad time. Hey, been
Speaker 8: hanging out with you? Okay? Well what was I trying
Speaker 8: to say?
Speaker 7: Oh? I was on my cell cell you not too
Speaker 7: long ago? And I get a little text message, little
Speaker 7: text message from a bud you from buddy old Skylar. Yeah,
Speaker 7: a couple of minutes ago. I load that thing up. Wait,
Speaker 7: you were together a couple of minutes ago. You were separated.
Speaker 7: Trust me, don't don't make this look some. It's not.
Speaker 8: Okay, And I get a two minute video? Oh did
Speaker 8: he send it to you?
Speaker 7: No? No, but I know, but I know what you're
Speaker 7: talking about.
Speaker 11: Don't send me you urinating?
Speaker 7: Wait which angle was it from? I just had the
Speaker 7: phone sitting on the counter while I was speaking.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, yes, you could just you could You could
Speaker 8: just see his Peter. You could see Peter on there.
Speaker 9: No, you're Willie?
Speaker 7: Are you sure about that? Did you double check? I
Speaker 7: don't think that his heart pounding now crazy. I don't
Speaker 7: like the way that it started.
Speaker 10: Here's the thing, and people are gonna think that's gross. No,
Speaker 10: we've been talking, and I've been saying.
Speaker 8: Say we've been talking, we haven't You bring it up
Speaker 8: every day as if plot waiting for this information.
Speaker 10: They've actually reckoned them want me to send videos of it?
Speaker 10: So that's why I recorded it.
Speaker 7: Mar Kelly. He can't even get those texts in prison.
Speaker 10: I want to break the world record for longest P
Speaker 10: and how how long is Look?
Speaker 7: It's eight minutes, eight minutes? Men or woman?
Speaker 10: I would guess. I don't know how you would guess
Speaker 10: on that? Actually, how long is the world's record for longest.
Speaker 11: It made me so mad with eight minutes and twenty
Speaker 11: eight seconds?
Speaker 9: How does that make you mad?
Speaker 7: Just the way? How long is the world record for
Speaker 7: longest P? You could just put world record longest P?
Speaker 11: Or how long is longest?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 10: The craziest thing though people don't know about this hit
Speaker 10: hits show more wait, no, no, no, look up? How
Speaker 10: the farthest p?
Speaker 7: Oh? I do remember you telling me about this one?
Speaker 11: But who is this for?
Speaker 7: For myself?
Speaker 10: If you don't challenge it? Look at that longest farthest
Speaker 10: pee nineteen feet?
Speaker 7: Oh, that's even longer than I thought. That guy threw
Speaker 7: a twenty foot rope. How much pressure do you need
Speaker 7: to exude for you to shoot nineteen and a half
Speaker 7: feet of peh?
Speaker 8: It's probably a decent barrel. Because you gotta think a
Speaker 8: sniper has a longer snout on it.
Speaker 10: Oh, I don't think it. I don't think I think
Speaker 10: would count from the tip of the tip of the No.
Speaker 8: What I'm saying is, but you'd still need if you're shooting,
Speaker 8: if if I'm shooting a pistol, or if I'm shooting
Speaker 8: a shotgun and then I'm.
Speaker 7: Shooting, yes, physics, Yeah, you got to have more rifling
Speaker 7: in the barrels for it to go farther. That's where
Speaker 7: I think you might all. Whoever did it, that's what
Speaker 7: I think you Micah Dinkle, you know I did it?
Speaker 7: Hit the two minute makes sense? That sounds like you're
Speaker 7: never gonna be a fa name.
Speaker 9: Do you guys mind? If I hit some intro music.
Speaker 10: You hit some mission, then I sometimes will record my
Speaker 10: piece if I feel like.
Speaker 7: We who else is there? I say, have Andy and
Speaker 7: Rex sent their No, okay, so it's just you. I
Speaker 7: haven't sent one in. The first one I sent was
Speaker 7: to him just now. It was funny. Alyssa was down
Speaker 7: here and like mid sentence, she stops talking and she
Speaker 7: kind of gives this confused look and starts looking off
Speaker 7: in the direction of the bathroom. And I so I
Speaker 7: go silent. I hear Skylar peking. I'm like, are you
Speaker 7: just listening to him P right now? And she goes yeah,
Speaker 7: but it's been going for a couple minutes.
Speaker 9: I thought he was running the shower.
Speaker 8: Do you throttle or are you pushing? Like do you
Speaker 8: tape it down? Here's the thing, this is actually the key.
Speaker 8: It's a it's a control thing. You have to do
Speaker 8: a little bit of both. You have to control it.
Speaker 8: And here's here's the way I think about it in
Speaker 8: my brain.
Speaker 10: I feel like there's like a tank and then like
Speaker 10: and then there's the P tank, so like they're both
Speaker 10: filled with P. So I pee this one first and
Speaker 10: then I feel almost like a lever pushing down on this. Okay,
Speaker 10: and that's where the other that's when I get my
Speaker 10: second wind of P. But you have to control it.
Speaker 10: You don't want to shoot. It actually could have gotten longer,
Speaker 10: but I thought at the end, I was like, oh,
Speaker 10: I don't think there's a lot left in the tank,
Speaker 10: and then I like pushed a little too hard and.
Speaker 7: A bunch came out. Fuck.
Speaker 10: I really could have gotten over two minutes because the
Speaker 10: video was only like a minute and forty nine seconds.
Speaker 7: That's still crazy though it's a straight pean.
Speaker 11: Can you look up health concerns for when you hold
Speaker 11: your pan?
Speaker 7: I'm not holding it in, you really are, No, I'm not.
Speaker 7: In the morning, I held it in. Today, I had
Speaker 7: a peek.
Speaker 9: You can get kidney stones?
Speaker 7: Did you?
Speaker 11: Did you throw a liquid at the office?
Speaker 7: Pe at the office? Yeah? Yeah, I've peede, like I
Speaker 7: don't know five times today and they were all that long.
Speaker 9: Yeah. I meant you t i's an increased risk of
Speaker 9: kidney issues.
Speaker 7: Are you worried about any of that? Why now?
Speaker 10: Because again, like I'm not holding it in. I think
Speaker 10: typically I've never had a long, really long pe like
Speaker 10: that in the.
Speaker 7: Middle of the day.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's that's the concerning part. I never had one
Speaker 10: that long. I've just been drinking a lot of water today.
Speaker 10: I'm cycling. I'm on a cycle of creep right now.
Speaker 7: So don't say you've been on creatine for two days
Speaker 7: cycling creep. It's also it's not like it's steroid.
Speaker 10: It's okay cycling and I'm doing a cycle of crete
Speaker 10: and uh so I've been drinking a lot of water
Speaker 10: because I say, you need to be hydrated.
Speaker 7: For it. You do need to be hydrated.
Speaker 10: So I've been just hammering water and that, uh that
Speaker 10: I think. And we went we were at a restaurant
Speaker 10: where and I drank a whole glass of water there
Speaker 10: and then I had to peet it people before we
Speaker 10: left because I needed to stop by.
Speaker 8: Do you ever, whenever you are having the stream and
Speaker 8: it's it's one flow that's not really sprinkling off, do
Speaker 8: you ever take your fingers and kind of go around it,
Speaker 8: like the just the urine so it just goes through.
Speaker 7: No, because then people well, because it's on your hands. No,
Speaker 7: it doesn't know. But there's residual flick you know.
Speaker 10: They say, if you like a weird if you flush
Speaker 10: your toilet without with the lid open.
Speaker 7: Oh, it goes like six feet or something. It's disgusting.
Speaker 10: Ever since I toop toxins and gas like permeate the
Speaker 10: area for six feet, it's like a little I run.
Speaker 11: Away, my slash and run as I can.
Speaker 7: Well, no, no, no, it's like your toothbrush and stuff around
Speaker 7: the toilet, like everything else in the bathroom gets covered.
Speaker 7: Oh oh, I forgot, I forgot that your mister fancy
Speaker 7: pants and I have a separate. Yeah, you have like
Speaker 7: a whole little bathroom. What.
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Speaker 7: Back to you, guys. I have a couple of things.
Speaker 7: I have a couple of notes.
Speaker 10: Could you not find a white House? It doesn't say
Speaker 10: stock beside behind me?
Speaker 7: If you notice it's a video. Okay, there's birds flying
Speaker 7: in the back. The flags are waving. I'm outside. I
Speaker 7: was outside the White House today, okay, and I got news.
Speaker 7: I have a question about how they're going to solve
Speaker 7: these Teriff christis this Terriff Christ? Why do you sound
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Speaker 7: I think it was something to do with that mic
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Speaker 8: And also, do you ever get worried that when you're
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Speaker 8: It's the this is a that's what you guys were
Speaker 8: doing all day. I was wondering what everybody's doing today,
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Speaker 7: I was coming up with a creative way to plug
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Speaker 10: I will say the audio thing that you said with
Speaker 10: that mic just in you said, huh, that's you got that.
Speaker 7: From the lunch table, didn't. Yeah, it's the audio is
Speaker 7: weird with the lunch table. I don't know what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I think it has to do with mic. It's really not.
Speaker 10: But don't watch the camera. I thought about plugging it,
Speaker 10: deering it, but it really is. It really is a lot.
Speaker 7: What is it? So the lunch table shut? Both of
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Speaker 7: And the Lord lets it rain. He makes sure that
Speaker 7: crop is good.
Speaker 2: Oh, the saying is.
Speaker 7: But there's a parable in there. Now, I don't I
Speaker 7: have a you do. It's not two dates in seven days.
Speaker 7: It's two dates, maybe two dates in two weeks.
Speaker 11: It's Sunday to Sunday. That's one week.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Sunday to Sunday.
Speaker 9: It's been with different girls each night sometimes, so it's okay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Jared's a bad guy though, that's crazy way to
Speaker 7: fuck you.
Speaker 8: First of all, wait, we were debating this at our
Speaker 8: local Asian fusion restaurant. I think it's totally acceptable to
Speaker 8: go for a first kiss on a first date.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, that's not what I said. That's Russian.
Speaker 7: That's not what I said.
Speaker 10: I said, I don't a kiss on the first date.
Speaker 7: Okay. My intention is never to expect a kiss on
Speaker 7: the first date.
Speaker 10: I'm also not going to like lean in at the
Speaker 10: end of the day and try and kiss the girl
Speaker 10: because I.
Speaker 7: Just match you no no, no, no no, and it's uncomfortable
Speaker 7: for them, and that's not necessarily no. I honestly I
Speaker 7: wait for the girl to initiate, like on a first date.
Speaker 7: I'll wait for that. You know. I will never like
Speaker 7: go in and do it myself on the first date.
Speaker 8: Okay, to break the barriers, what I do at the
Speaker 8: start of the day, I just go, hey, I I
Speaker 8: want to let you know I'm not this common whore.
Speaker 8: So if you think you're getting a first kiss out
Speaker 8: of me on this day, I'm just here to know
Speaker 8: your emotions and your feelings.
Speaker 7: I need you to I know.
Speaker 8: You probably just want to lit me down, but I
Speaker 8: want to say to be clear at the start, I'm
Speaker 8: here to get to know you, not your body, all right.
Speaker 7: And then at the end of but in turn, he
Speaker 7: is still pressing for a kid. Yeah, you're priming them
Speaker 7: like you're the tactical dude. You are tactical. Ye, we
Speaker 7: were talking about women. He thinks he's smarter than you.
Speaker 7: And if I heard a guy they want to kiss.
Speaker 9: If I heard a guy say that to me, I
Speaker 9: would then be like, oh, I want to kiss for sure.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's reverse psychology, but and then at the practical
Speaker 8: and then and then at the end you're like, don't
Speaker 8: think I'm leaning in. So if you for some reason
Speaker 8: want a kiss, you're gonna have to come to me
Speaker 8: because I'm not doing it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you want to kiss, you are trying to kiss?
Speaker 11: Yes, everyone wants to kiss.
Speaker 7: Verses are nice.
Speaker 8: But I'm saying, but that opens it up, and it
Speaker 8: makes it feel like because if they say no, then
Speaker 8: it's like, oh, it's still all fun and jovial, no
Speaker 8: hurt feelings.
Speaker 11: But if they want to feels like an open door.
Speaker 9: I'm very okay with a kiss on the first date
Speaker 9: if the banter in like, the chemistry is good within
Speaker 9: the date, and if like you could see it going there.
Speaker 9: If but like my I guess my toxic trait then
Speaker 9: is even if I didn't want to kiss and he
Speaker 9: didn't kiss me, I'd be like, why didn't he kiss me?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 7: Are you serious? Even if you don't want one, You're
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Speaker 9: Yeah? Kind of, I'm that's pretty common though.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but here's and listen, I'm not I'm not people
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Speaker 10: I've kissed people on the first date. It's just not
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Speaker 11: Is it something you want well.
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Speaker 9: Now it has to be anything crazy. It could be
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Speaker 11: That's what I'm we learned.
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Speaker 10: I'll say it that we're to kind of I learned
Speaker 10: the other day Alyssa has never had sex with a condom.
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Speaker 7: eats them. Not just uberuats it. You have to do
Speaker 7: the uber eats app.
Speaker 11: Well app.
Speaker 9: I will say it is a little not hard to
Speaker 9: say no, but it becomes as a woman, it's a
Speaker 9: little more difficult to be like no, and then the
Speaker 9: guide to accept the no. You'd find a lot of
Speaker 9: times a guy's not willing. Not you guys, but.
Speaker 7: Have you tried it?
Speaker 10: Yeah, you've tried be like no, I don't want to
Speaker 10: have sex, you don't have a condom.
Speaker 9: Well, I've never like said that whole thing, but I've said.
Speaker 11: No before and then what happened?
Speaker 9: We did it?
Speaker 11: But like, I think we might be on a different
Speaker 11: I think you might have a case the.
Speaker 7: Case of what so you said no laws?
Speaker 9: Oh well no, okay, first of all, no, I we're
Speaker 9: going back to the original thing. I don't take birth
Speaker 9: control because I don't really want to and you don't believe.
Speaker 8: Oh you also don't believe it works. You believe it
Speaker 8: kills the children, right and they go to hell rather
Speaker 8: than Heaven.
Speaker 9: Remember you said that, no never, But no, I don't
Speaker 9: take birth control because I don't really want to. And
Speaker 9: I hear it like does something with your hormones? I
Speaker 9: don't know. Everyone has their own opinion on that, and yeah.
Speaker 7: I've used okay, but in the scenarios where you are
Speaker 7: talking about it, because now I'm genuinely curious in the
Speaker 7: scenarios where yes, where you said no, was it like
Speaker 7: the guy was it like, hey, let's have sex and
Speaker 7: you go no, and he goes please and you go okay?
Speaker 7: Was it like that essentially?
Speaker 9: But the guy like I, Yes, I've gone off on,
Speaker 9: very gone off. I've been with very bad dudes, right,
Speaker 9: so they don't necessarily are like begging for it, but
Speaker 9: they get annoyed almost.
Speaker 7: Or yeah that feelings that's manipulative and talk no for sure, honestly, Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 8: To me, I mean, I don't know. I think you
Speaker 8: should lull your up if you want to say their name, cancel.
Speaker 7: No coming for you what's his name? Hey, don't worry,
Speaker 7: Skyland's got to cover well.
Speaker 9: Yes, one of the that guy I used to talk to.
Speaker 9: His name, Yes, that's the name of a guy that
Speaker 9: I frequented.
Speaker 8: But is he one of But now, but now you're
Speaker 8: with someone even talking with anything. You're talking to someone
Speaker 8: right now, all digitally. But you guys haven't even had
Speaker 8: any naughty talk. That's how you know what's real.
Speaker 7: I know, well, you haven't had any naughty talk.
Speaker 9: Really just talking getting to know, not really talking again
Speaker 9: to know each other. I asked more questions than he asked.
Speaker 8: But yeah, that's probably common, especially with a strong man
Speaker 8: like him. He is did you see using his body?
Speaker 9: Yeah, fire fighter muscles. Just kidding.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, the dirty is talking. She's done with him.
Speaker 7: Clip dis and send it to her.
Speaker 11: You think he'd be able to tame that little fiery
Speaker 11: Tellian attitude?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, he does think I'm super spicy. But
Speaker 9: he loves like the Italian this like sassy and what
Speaker 9: do you mean?
Speaker 7: I don't know, it's just it's funny. I just I
Speaker 7: would not describe you as that. So he's good with
Speaker 7: hoes because he's a firefighter. Yeah, and you're a common whore.
Speaker 7: You understand the synergy there, No, I.
Speaker 9: Got it very similar.
Speaker 10: Yeah, And I was just kidding when I called you
Speaker 10: a horror horror earlier about the con I don't care
Speaker 10: have sex with a condom?
Speaker 7: Got my baby?
Speaker 10: If what it was just because I was just listen,
Speaker 10: I was saying, I get why you want kisses like
Speaker 10: you're at You're like, yeah, I'm fine with kisses on
Speaker 10: the first date. I get it because because you have sex,
Speaker 10: you you never had sex with a condom.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but they're also okay with kisses on the first time.
Speaker 11: You know, you don't have a latex salergy.
Speaker 7: But I've also had sex with a condom. And also,
Speaker 7: but he's also not pursuing you. You get upset if
Speaker 7: a kiss doesn't happen on the first day. You're like,
Speaker 7: what the heck?
Speaker 9: Well, because then I start thinking, I feel like this
Speaker 9: is a normal thing for girls to do. I start
Speaker 9: thinking what's wrong with me? Like did I look bad?
Speaker 9: Like did he not want to kiss me? Did he
Speaker 9: not have a good time? Like all these things in
Speaker 9: my head.
Speaker 7: You know mine and mine is just like I literally
Speaker 7: just met you.
Speaker 9: But I'm also used to those types of guys, who's quickly?
Speaker 8: At what point are you? Like we're both mammals. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and it's like if she's a.
Speaker 7: Second date, not anything crazy. We're not talking about till Mary.
Speaker 7: I can't that is something I can't even fathom. Is
Speaker 7: you initiating a first kiss? Like that doesn't compute in
Speaker 7: my head to me? Why not?
Speaker 8: Like I can't like, like I can't see that.
Speaker 7: You want to initiate a kiss on you right now?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Not me?
Speaker 11: But use the mic like I don't know where do
Speaker 11: you put your hand?
Speaker 7: I would just kiss you. You don't know anybody?
Speaker 8: No, I could see you kissing someone if you're in
Speaker 8: a relationship by babe, But I can't see you just
Speaker 8: being like time is now?
Speaker 9: Yeah, what do you do? Like what's your lead up?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 9: How do you do lean in? Do you tuck behind
Speaker 9: the ear like the hair first?
Speaker 7: It's just it varies. I've done all.
Speaker 10: I've tried different methods trying to think what I.
Speaker 7: I get a little too wordy wordy?
Speaker 8: Yeah, like I'll put like a hand like behind the
Speaker 8: ear and massage a little bit. Oh, y'all, like talk
Speaker 8: until I see that they're ready for me to kiss
Speaker 8: me and I just be like, you're gonna meet me halfway?
Speaker 11: Or what's the percentage of who's going?
Speaker 9: What do you ever like notice? Or do you guys
Speaker 9: ever look at lips and then go back up? Like
Speaker 9: sometimes I feel like girls will I think your eyes
Speaker 9: looked at your lips, and then.
Speaker 7: I just worried since I'm toler that girls are looking
Speaker 7: at my nose and like, don't you look on my nose?
Speaker 7: Oh that's a very real fear.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Jared, dude, you are like you're bad. You're
Speaker 8: not just like Batman? Why why do you have?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Anyway, it doesn't matter. You should figure that out.
Speaker 7: Though I know I need. I just need to get
Speaker 7: the surgery. But maybe it's just like do you ever shave?
Speaker 7: I do? I do?
Speaker 11: And it grows back so fast? Maybe every day you
Speaker 11: could try?
Speaker 7: Is that because of the monoxideal or whatever? Honestly, Oh,
Speaker 7: I didn't think about that girl bad before the monoxid.
Speaker 7: I assume so, but probably not as bad. I feel
Speaker 7: like ever since I started taking it, I've noticed more
Speaker 7: of it. But yeah, I I try. I try to
Speaker 7: shave every day. Do women want a bald? I feel
Speaker 7: like bald on a guy is weird? What like area, Yeah,
Speaker 7: like shaven, it's like a little stubble, but like stubbles
Speaker 7: uncomfortable for women.
Speaker 9: Sometimes around the area is fine, but like on like
Speaker 9: the balls and like everything else, I'd prefer shaven because
Speaker 9: like you don't want to like stir in your mouth
Speaker 9: and stuff like that.
Speaker 7: See, I don't have to worry about that because balls
Speaker 7: are too ticklish and I don't want you touching them
Speaker 7: and any capacity. Okay, that makes me, That makes me.
Speaker 7: That's actually the point of the touching. What is that
Speaker 7: it tickles.
Speaker 9: It's like it's supposed to give a little like.
Speaker 11: I've never he he who.
Speaker 7: You're he and who who you're getting your balls? Cradle head.
Speaker 7: They're doing that, I'm making annoyse. I'm like, well sometimes
Speaker 7: they like squeeze.
Speaker 8: I'm like just kind of oh yeah, yeah, don't don't
Speaker 8: get crazy talk about squeezed.
Speaker 7: Certain grapes. One of the worst to get juice from.
Speaker 7: One of the worst feelings is when you're wearing jeans
Speaker 7: that like.
Speaker 8: They're not grapes, but every time I leave them, they
Speaker 8: always whine balls roll against each other.
Speaker 11: I've had a lot of things happen you ever had that.
Speaker 11: I had a German Shepherd.
Speaker 7: Probably that's what's happening.
Speaker 10: But like you like have like if you wear like
Speaker 10: pants and then one day you sit down or something
Speaker 10: in it like yeah, yeah, it's almost like two icebergs
Speaker 10: hitting you're like, oh shit, you.
Speaker 7: Know what is one of my like I guess it's
Speaker 7: it's kind of like irrational fear but also slightly irrational.
Speaker 7: Is testicular torsion. You know what that is? It's when
Speaker 7: your nuts get twisted inside the sack. I thought that's
Speaker 7: when the liberal won't shut up. Yeah, and it's it's
Speaker 7: so painful for guys, and he can happen. Usually it
Speaker 7: happens in like super physical activities, but it also can't
Speaker 7: happen just like in every day like you sit on
Speaker 7: them wrong or whatever, they just get I don't and twisted.
Speaker 10: I don't want to give this guy any clout because
Speaker 10: he's kind of does some crazy shit.
Speaker 7: But Brian Smichell, the guy that fights.
Speaker 10: In the UFC, he uh, when he first got at
Speaker 10: the UFC, he was like working on his trailer or something,
Speaker 10: and he had a screwdriver in his or a drill
Speaker 10: in his hand, I don't know, and he was like
Speaker 10: doing something on a ladder. He got he was he
Speaker 10: was not in us. He wasn't doing it properly. And
Speaker 10: he drilled his nuts and his nuts were.
Speaker 7: Like wrap in the drill.
Speaker 9: Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 7: Why nuts hurt? It's not a drill. This is not
Speaker 7: a drill. That's a drill. Oh can I can I
Speaker 7: say something that's completely different topic? Wait? Wait real quick?
Speaker 7: Can you?
Speaker 11: What are you doing for your dates? Not impressing him?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 10: We're just going for drinks for one, okay, and then
Speaker 10: the other one isn't even set up yet.
Speaker 7: But it's a high.
Speaker 8: Every girl that I've taken out, they're always like, this
Speaker 8: is honestly the best day I've ever been on it.
Speaker 8: We always do like something very minimal. I think should
Speaker 8: just added something to the first half.
Speaker 7: No, it's fine.
Speaker 8: That's the problem, dude. You got going with a gentleman.
Speaker 8: She's a woman, you get it. She deserves this.
Speaker 11: Yeah, just a little, It's just a little something fun. Yeah,
Speaker 11: maybe it doesn't go well. Brother, here's the thing with you,
Speaker 11: it's gonna make fun of me.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, you do all these wonderful first dates. I
Speaker 7: ain't seen you with nobody. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 10: So you're doing You've seen me with people, Yeah, but
Speaker 10: I haven't seen you in a relationship.
Speaker 7: You've seen me in relationships. What I'm saying, are you
Speaker 7: in a relationship currently? No?
Speaker 8: Okay, So that's because I'm working on myself, going to therapy,
Speaker 8: or I'm going to start to look up.
Speaker 7: That's what everyone who's single says. The next one, the
Speaker 7: next one's a hike.
Speaker 9: So you met one through hinge and one through a friend.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I got set up on one.
Speaker 8: Oh, but the second one that's actually happened like double date.
Speaker 8: Are you Are you nervous about being vulnerable around two
Speaker 8: people you already know? Because that crossed your mind, because
Speaker 8: because on the first thing, you can kind of you're
Speaker 8: what you're essentially trying to do in is you're trying
Speaker 8: to present your best self. But when you're around people
Speaker 8: who know the real you, it's like, I can't cross
Speaker 8: this line.
Speaker 7: I'll pull me out. I'll be honest. The two people
Speaker 7: that I'm going with, they probably don't know the real
Speaker 7: me very well. Oh my god, that's what I'm one
Speaker 7: of the saddest things I've ever heard, Like they don't
Speaker 7: know me, Like like I wouldn't No, no, not in.
Speaker 8: A bad thing. Don't say I wouldn't. You wouldn't go
Speaker 8: in a double date with me?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, that's not what we would crush. Actually, I
Speaker 7: don't know. If I would not think about it, he
Speaker 7: would do too much. Oh yeah, I wouldn't you up. No,
Speaker 7: you wouldn't. No, I know how to play the room.
Speaker 8: You'd be like, no, no, tell him. Okay, so yeah,
Speaker 8: after you finished law school whatever. But he you know
Speaker 8: what I mean, Yeah, kind of put that in.
Speaker 10: Uh No, what I was saying is the stuff I
Speaker 10: wouldn't the people were going with, I wouldn't talk in
Speaker 10: front of them.
Speaker 11: Like the way I talked to you.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying. But I would CLA.
Speaker 11: I would understand that you're lying to her to make
Speaker 11: yourself look better.
Speaker 10: Now, and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 10: wouldn't be lying. The thing I'm genuinely concerned about is
Speaker 10: I mean, it's a hike, you know, and what if
Speaker 10: being sweaty out of I don't care about sweat. I
Speaker 10: don't care about sweaty or fallowing. I care about how
Speaker 10: hard is it to have a full conversation while hiking?
Speaker 7: Well, we worry about everything.
Speaker 8: We need a low incline long, well that's also bad.
Speaker 8: If it's too long, you're.
Speaker 7: Like, oh my god, Well here's the thing.
Speaker 10: It's honestly, it's it's like a Also, we don't I
Speaker 10: don't even know if this if we're even going on
Speaker 10: the I still haven't heard anything. We talked about a
Speaker 10: little bit today, but it's not like sitting stone. But uh,
Speaker 10: the drink state, no, No, the hike date, the high.
Speaker 7: Date, I don't even know.
Speaker 10: I was gonna say, yeah, no, I'm not worried about it,
Speaker 10: and that like the two people were going with there,
Speaker 10: I mean they're the best, and so it's not like
Speaker 10: it's it's not gonna be a hard thing.
Speaker 11: I think, Okay, for the first one on Sunday, you're
Speaker 11: going out for drinks.
Speaker 8: It will be a little cool outside. I think you
Speaker 8: need some cool to wear. I'm gonna let you borrow this.
Speaker 8: Uh it's this little what's it called.
Speaker 7: It's a shacket lanel jack shack.
Speaker 8: It because I've taken this, I taken this little flame
Speaker 8: around the block and I don't know what it is.
Speaker 11: Maybe it's the stitching that really holds a whole date together.
Speaker 7: Well, it makes you look it makes you look trim
Speaker 7: at the waist, but fucking big and thought.
Speaker 8: And I'm gonna give it to you as long as
Speaker 8: you don't sweat through it. I'm not gonna sweat, but
Speaker 8: don't have a first kiss?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 8: But what if that's as good luck? I don't want
Speaker 8: it to get him to come home and give me
Speaker 8: this back. And there's been drool all over it, just
Speaker 8: quality fashion over brother?
Speaker 7: Who's a kissing of a bulldog? Maybe? Oh wait?
Speaker 11: What was that funny TikTok that we watched where it.
Speaker 7: Was like, yeah, you showed it to me, I can't it.
Speaker 7: It's like I think they asked, what's your guilty pleasure? Now?
Speaker 7: It wasn't guilty pleasure? It was like, what, how do
Speaker 7: you know it?
Speaker 10: When its sex is good or something or something? He's like,
Speaker 10: I liked, I like to I like when the heads
Speaker 10: so good it makes me wipe my ass afterwards.
Speaker 7: Man, kay, what's your love language.
Speaker 9: Service?
Speaker 7: The type of head where you have to wipe your
Speaker 7: ass after That's crazy the things that people say out here,
Speaker 7: just something like that.
Speaker 9: Nearly do you think the first date of a hike
Speaker 9: is too tiring for you?
Speaker 7: Whoa whoa. Don't call him on his body. I'm literally
Speaker 7: a machine.
Speaker 11: Yeah, tell him aout the hundred push ups you did today.
Speaker 7: I haven't done one hundred yet, but I.
Speaker 11: May have done fifty or sixty fifteen.
Speaker 10: I might be a little discombobulated, like uh, I get
Speaker 10: stressed out. And and yeah, before before the date?
Speaker 7: Have you a new tropic? No?
Speaker 11: What is that with a little magic man shots? She
Speaker 11: has him before the show?
Speaker 9: Yeah, before your date.
Speaker 7: That's what Jared always takes.
Speaker 11: Before the show. Wait, is nothing new one?
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Speaker 11: Yeah, a New Hope?
Speaker 7: I want number four with Luke Skywalker. Yeah, I watched
Speaker 7: the first one? Well whatever, the first one that came out,
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Speaker 8: That would be in the seventies. Yeah, wait, look up
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Speaker 10: No, who has Liam Neeson run around in it?
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Speaker 10: Okay, maybe I was watching them in chronological order. Would
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Speaker 7: Then? Well, no, okay, New Hope. If you're watching if
Speaker 7: by chronolog suck. Wait wait wait wait wait wait, look
Speaker 7: up Phantom Menace. Uh rutten tomatoes. If you watch, if
Speaker 7: you by chronological, if you mean when they were released,
Speaker 7: a New Hope is first. But in terms of the
Speaker 7: greater story, Phantom Menace would be maybe this is the
Speaker 7: way I watched some horrible Yeah, it makes sense. It's
Speaker 7: a god awful movie. And then here's what happened. But
Speaker 7: you're watching the prequels. But the thing is, everybody just
Speaker 7: say my fucking piece.
Speaker 10: And then and then and then I'd seen, I'd seen
Speaker 10: what was the fucking when we saw?
Speaker 7: I had seen that when it came out, I saw
Speaker 7: it in theaters.
Speaker 10: I was like ten, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 10: really get it because I really watched them, but whatever,
Speaker 10: I'll go watch it. I saw all of it. Blah
Speaker 10: blah blah blah blah. Didn't think it was great then,
Speaker 10: but you know I was a kid. I'll give it
Speaker 10: a try. Go and watch the movie theaters, updated version,
Speaker 10: supposed to look better, sound better.
Speaker 7: Trash trash updated version.
Speaker 9: It was back in theater, And that's my favorite Star
Speaker 9: Wars movie.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't like good you like Marvel movies. You
Speaker 7: like Marvel movies too bad acting?
Speaker 8: Can I be completely honest. When we were rewatching the
Speaker 8: theater the whole time, I was like, this is.
Speaker 7: So it's so bad.
Speaker 8: I feel so but I love it so much because
Speaker 8: every toy I had and was nostalgic.
Speaker 7: But it's the thing I've said. I said, so everyone
Speaker 7: that responded to like my story of seeing like seeing
Speaker 7: Star Wars in theater, They're like, oh my god, like
Speaker 7: I need to go see it or whatever. And every
Speaker 7: person I said, if it wasn't for the nostalgia of
Speaker 7: the franchise, these movies.
Speaker 8: Suck to the exact wait, give me the rot tomatoes
Speaker 8: on like the fourth one.
Speaker 7: Like that one was I have a seventy nine. That's
Speaker 7: crazy that it's that high. It's a horrible movie. And
Speaker 7: the craziest thing is I well, no, Empire Strikes Back.
Speaker 7: I think is considered the best one a New Hope
Speaker 7: ninety four percent.
Speaker 8: Fucking right, you haven't seen it, Okay, I'll watch it.
Speaker 8: I'll watched twelve minutes of it. We expect to get
Speaker 8: a review, but I hate watch. Here's the thing, and
Speaker 8: I didn't have any of the nostalgias. I didn't grow
Speaker 8: up with why playing with Star Wars, or I didn't
Speaker 8: fucking want a lightsaber or anything like that.
Speaker 11: Everybody want a lightsaber.
Speaker 10: The movie Revenge of the Sith was so bad just
Speaker 10: from like, like the action they they do these like
Speaker 10: they're not even oh the actions, it's not even believable.
Speaker 10: These fight scenes, there's just like this, it's from it,
Speaker 10: so no no good action. What do you mean they're
Speaker 10: just doing this there's no, they're not. It's just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 10: we're playing. We're like make believe. They don't even believe
Speaker 10: what they're doing in their head. When do you watch it,
Speaker 10: you're like they're just like no. The lightsabers do feel
Speaker 10: very choreographed. Yeah, it feels like a yeah it is.
Speaker 7: It is because they wanted to like show off you
Speaker 7: know these I guess I do like the prequels, I
Speaker 7: had all the toys and it was like my happiness.
Speaker 11: And then in theaters I got really sad.
Speaker 7: Oh and then but that's the thing.
Speaker 8: Star Wars thrives showing the trailer, showing the trailer. We
Speaker 8: can't put the trailer of this of this one. I
Speaker 8: want to see what he thinks.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 7: The thing is Star Wars YouTube thrives off of nostalgia
Speaker 7: because the original trilogy came out when our parents were kids,
Speaker 7: and then the prequels came out when we were kids.
Speaker 7: And because if you watch like the new trilogy with
Speaker 7: like those or even worse than the prequels exactly because
Speaker 7: objectively as standalone movies, when you're watching them without the nostalgia.
Speaker 8: They saw like I'll say this, dude, but I love them.
Speaker 8: At the same time, let's talk Aboutdune. I'm about to
Speaker 8: watch June Too with my ex.
Speaker 10: Perfect Dune and Dune too, way better, way way better.
Speaker 10: It's a better story, it's better, it's a better world.
Speaker 10: It's all better. It's not I agree, and I laughed.
Speaker 10: I thought people were gonna jump me.
Speaker 7: I thought the woman next to me was gonna jump me,
Speaker 7: because I busted out laughing in the movie Theater in
Speaker 7: this big pivotal moment where Luke Anakin what's his fucking
Speaker 7: name Anakin Anakin was fighting who Obi Wan and he's
Speaker 7: standing there on that fucking he's standing at the high
Speaker 7: ground scene. Yes, he's standing on this palette thing on
Speaker 7: this lava lake. Obi Wan is up on this thing,
Speaker 7: is like, dude, I have the high ground now. And
Speaker 7: he's like, AHM more powerful than you. And he tries
Speaker 7: to do this dumb ass jump. Okay, but and literally
Speaker 7: but there old point, there was no build up, there's
Speaker 7: no bidle.
Speaker 10: He's like, I can do this, jumps, gets his legs
Speaker 10: chopped off immediately immediately this.
Speaker 7: Like something on his arm, and he's just oh shit,
Speaker 7: and he's just laying there. You're missing the whole point.
Speaker 10: Could if they would have, if they would have screened
Speaker 10: it as a comedy, they're like, oh, this is a
Speaker 10: comedy movie.
Speaker 7: Come watch this. I'm like, oh, I get it. This
Speaker 7: is funny.
Speaker 10: They're making fun of action movies. But it's not that
Speaker 10: it's literally trying to be something else.
Speaker 7: They talk the whole time leading up to that moment,
Speaker 7: how the dark side and uh like rage and anger
Speaker 7: it blinds you you don't think clearly that's what was
Speaker 7: happening in the moment.
Speaker 10: But they also mentioned how there had been an oppression. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: there had been an oppression with the Sith. The Syths,
Speaker 10: I guess had had ruled at one point. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 10: you think if they're because that means that would indicate
Speaker 10: that they were probably really powerful.
Speaker 7: Yeah, do a bigger jump. He's just learning the dark.
Speaker 7: He was a Sith for forty five minutes. Yeah, he
Speaker 7: murdered one hundred and seventy people.
Speaker 9: At that point.
Speaker 10: He should be stronger, You should have everything sly dark
Speaker 10: dragon ball Z type ship.
Speaker 7: He's like twenty years old. What are you talking about?
Speaker 7: You can say he's handsome. So he was handsome my
Speaker 7: god like maids on the trailer to this mas Bad.
Speaker 7: I'll give him that.
Speaker 9: You also, but you have to go into the new
Speaker 9: host Yoda.
Speaker 7: I would put his ship, Wait, stop speaking to me
Speaker 7: in riddles.
Speaker 9: Bit into it more biased and really he kept.
Speaker 8: On saying, he said, look at all him Chewbacca's He
Speaker 8: said that. He said the Jewbacca's get.
Speaker 7: Out, all right? What do they call the goldies?
Speaker 12: Luke Skywalker was just a farm boy until he received
Speaker 12: a mysterious message from a princess.
Speaker 7: She's beautiful.
Speaker 13: Star Wars starring Mark Hamill.
Speaker 7: I'm Skywalker.
Speaker 13: I'm here to rescue short for stormtrooper person Ford.
Speaker 7: Conversation anyway that Han solo? Okay, Yeah, I think we
Speaker 7: took a wrong.
Speaker 13: Term, Carrie Fisher Alec Guinness.
Speaker 1: You can't win.
Speaker 12: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful
Speaker 12: than impossibly imagine. Twentieth Century Fox presents the most extraordinary
Speaker 12: motion picture of all time. Star Wars answer, No legendary
Speaker 12: adventure of the past could be as exciting as this
Speaker 12: romance of the future.
Speaker 13: May They'll force be with you in Star Wars?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 10: Can you do me one favorite more fun? Can it
Speaker 10: still seemed horrible?
Speaker 7: What do you mean? Can you look up when Alien
Speaker 7: came out? Because that came out in seventy seven? What
Speaker 7: did Alien come out? It is crazy though in that
Speaker 7: trailer how some of the okay okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 7: eight have you you've seen Alien? Uh not in a
Speaker 7: long time time? But yeah, Aliens like a legit good movie. Yes,
Speaker 7: it came out three years later. It looks Night and
Speaker 7: Day better. Yeah, but think about how much like advancements
Speaker 7: can happen in that years. They were probably filming at
Speaker 7: the same fucking time. But also the thing is it's
Speaker 7: like alien. They're not like really flying through space space.
Speaker 7: No no, no, no, no, they're in space, but they're not
Speaker 7: like flying through it and like doing all the ship
Speaker 7: maneuvers and stuff. Okay, we do this. When did fucking
Speaker 7: when did space twenty one? Space outs?
Speaker 8: We gotta take that jof Can we play like put
Speaker 8: a finger down or something? Yeah, we can play that. Okay,
Speaker 8: he's gonna round up.
Speaker 7: Star Wars sucks ass, not if you think. If you
Speaker 7: think otherwise, If you got a problem with me, get
Speaker 7: your little bitch ass lightsaber and meet me somewhere. What
Speaker 7: are you going to bring anything else? I'll beat the
Speaker 7: fuck out of you with.
Speaker 9: A I have two lightsabers that you can borrow.
Speaker 7: The next album. Anyways, it's the worst mone I was
Speaker 7: mad the whole time. I also I forgot how long
Speaker 7: it was. I was like, oh my god, this is dragging.
Speaker 7: You think you know when you like bump me, I
Speaker 7: was trying to go to sleep, I know you were.
Speaker 7: I was like, I was like, I guys, I knew
Speaker 7: you were you were asleep.
Speaker 11: No, I wasn't asleep.
Speaker 7: I saw you. I saw you position yourself. At one
Speaker 7: point you like got fully on your side. I was
Speaker 7: over it. I was ready to go to bed.
Speaker 9: I sent Jared a heathing DM you did because I
Speaker 9: love Star Wars and that's my favorite movie.
Speaker 7: Hey, we didn't know, no invice. We had no clue
Speaker 7: we were. Also, we were two hours away when we
Speaker 7: were just you didn't, I didn't. Did I see it?
Speaker 7: Want to whatever?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 7: Also because at that point it would be one thing
Speaker 7: if we went and saw it like at the AMC
Speaker 7: we usually go to. We were in fucking Indio, California.
Speaker 7: Can I say one song.
Speaker 10: Before we switched over the other thing like that? I
Speaker 10: was actually sort of looking for I mean, I know
Speaker 10: so watching it as a kid, I knew that Luke
Speaker 10: becomes Darth Vader. Nope, Anakin becomes Darth Vader. Whatever the fuck, dude,
Speaker 10: you know? Uh Anakin becomes Darth Vader. I remembered it
Speaker 10: being that scene was the last scene like like the same, Yeah, there.
Speaker 7: Was fucking thirty minutes after that and then flying around. Oh,
Speaker 7: pad May died of a heartbreak.
Speaker 9: She don't be a her children were born.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, and if okay, Oh you're so sad that
Speaker 7: you had you died of a heartbreak. Everything's fine. So
Speaker 7: you don't love these fucking things you just pushed out.
Speaker 7: You just want to throw them to the world. He
Speaker 7: makes a good point. I always think.
Speaker 9: That, yeah, they because of that, they were strong.
Speaker 7: They kick at each other.
Speaker 11: At one point the kids, yeah, Luke and uh yeah
Speaker 11: we kiss.
Speaker 7: We saw it.
Speaker 11: They kiss above the e walks. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 7: Oh you love he walk walk. You'd be all in
Speaker 7: on this. Use the lizard people a right. No, you
Speaker 7: don't have a goddamn thing.
Speaker 8: Go to YouTube and type in ewok funny moments. You're
Speaker 8: gonna be in on this, know yeah, click on him?
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Speaker 13: Put down, Let.
Speaker 7: See how my finger even this doesn't make any fucking sense.
Speaker 7: Just kill her. If you're gonna sneak up on her, well,
Speaker 7: then why are you acting? Whatever? Walks dude? Is what
Speaker 7: does it say spotting autism? What? And it has to
Speaker 7: look at this thumbnail.
Speaker 9: Like probably you have to spot the signs.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but it was it a doctor holding a patient
Speaker 10: and a loving let's play. Put a finger down. I
Speaker 10: can't deal with this ship.
Speaker 1: Down.
Speaker 10: I cannot believe. Now I will go to Disney World
Speaker 10: and just walk around, be like.
Speaker 7: You fools, you like this? You still got to watch
Speaker 7: the first one.
Speaker 10: I will say, Star Wars or Disney Star World, and
Speaker 10: they do it right. I couldn't give a fuck about
Speaker 10: that place's pretty fucking sick.
Speaker 7: That's the thing. I think. The place we all went,
Speaker 7: I don't know, it's not it's not necessarily the quality
Speaker 7: of the movies that people love. I think people fall
Speaker 7: in love with the world. They should remake it. They
Speaker 7: should remake it as a show.
Speaker 11: Trust me, Disney's heard.
Speaker 7: It as a show and make it way better.
Speaker 11: There's about eight million shows, yeah.
Speaker 7: But those are all dog Ship too. Have you seen
Speaker 7: now and Ors tried?
Speaker 13: I was.
Speaker 7: I was at a wing stop one time to go
Speaker 7: Waterer and they just had one of them playing. Don't
Speaker 7: even know which one you were watching? I think it was.
Speaker 7: Was it the Mandalorian? I think it was? And Or?
Speaker 7: How long is it? How long has Andor been out for? Uh?
Speaker 7: I think the first season came out.
Speaker 10: Is there a scene the first episode where they're in
Speaker 10: like on like on this they're in the city but
Speaker 10: it's rainy, yeah, and a guy's running away.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, that's how it's horrible? What do you act in? Bad?
Speaker 7: Fucking all bad?
Speaker 8: The first one I ever showed him was Rogue one.
Speaker 8: That's That's who, That's what and Or about. It's like
Speaker 8: the Prequelague one, Did I Fall asleep? No Star Wars
Speaker 8: Rogue one where they had to go like get the
Speaker 8: plans and then Darth Vader up all the people at
Speaker 8: the end, and there's a girl and her dad dies
Speaker 8: because it makes Rogue one shot. Remember, yes, you do
Speaker 8: know we've talked about it.
Speaker 7: There's a girl about you hated Rogue one. No, I
Speaker 7: don't know if it was one of the better ones,
Speaker 7: Like it's an actually good. You keep pitching it because
Speaker 7: we got this argument the other day because you were
Speaker 7: pitching it and I was saying the movie we just
Speaker 7: saw where Darth Vader kill those people, and you're.
Speaker 13: Like, no, a deverent one.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Rogue one. I haven't seen that one. Yes you have.
Speaker 11: I sat with you on this couch and we watched
Speaker 11: it was a sleep.
Speaker 8: Remember there's the Asian guy that's blind and the little
Speaker 8: robot that's little Quippi.
Speaker 11: No, look look up Rogue one. Please, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10: I know you've wanted me to see it. I just
Speaker 10: don't watched it. I've never seen this in my entire life.
Speaker 10: Yes you have, press play on that.
Speaker 7: We're not gonna be able to use any of this
Speaker 7: for the YouTube. I just want to see if I
Speaker 7: haven't seen this sac yes you have. The world is
Speaker 7: coming undone. I've seen him.
Speaker 8: That's honestly, that's perfect. As soon as I saw that
Speaker 8: one is better than another one.
Speaker 7: As soon as I saw Forest Whitaker, I knew that
Speaker 7: one's better than the other ones.
Speaker 10: I don't remember any of it. Say you just remember Forrest.
Speaker 7: I do remember him, though, I remember him. Oh yeah,
Speaker 7: to start there in a field and someone gets killed?
Speaker 7: Why do you just remember the starts of things? I
Speaker 7: think I fell asleep this one, all right? P f TG,
Speaker 7: PF changed.
Speaker 9: Okay, So put a finger down. If you've slept with
Speaker 9: someone within an hour after meeting.
Speaker 7: Them, that's crazy.
Speaker 8: That's how do you even get the logistics on that
Speaker 8: are phenomenal? How do you steam how do you you
Speaker 8: streamline that well?
Speaker 9: Because if you're just going over there for a hookup
Speaker 9: or sex, but.
Speaker 7: You had to know them before that.
Speaker 9: You might not have to. Some people don't.
Speaker 8: I guess if yeah, you meet on app, it's regardlest
Speaker 8: I mean, guys there, I'm trying to No, I haven't
Speaker 8: trying to think.
Speaker 7: I haven't. No, I haven't either.
Speaker 10: I could see how it being like last called a
Speaker 10: bar and you need some money and go home with them.
Speaker 7: Still a bit crazy, but but but you're drunk. It
Speaker 7: is what it is.
Speaker 9: Put a finger down. If you've had the cops called
Speaker 9: on you.
Speaker 7: I mean I was at a party in college. They
Speaker 7: got the cops called on it for noise.
Speaker 8: I don't consider that you. Oh, listen, are you fingering anything?
Speaker 8: Or how many ups?
Speaker 10: I just know you're playing to I haven't had the
Speaker 10: cops called me. My brother had My brother one time
Speaker 10: when we were at church.
Speaker 7: He was a kid. He was he was We've talked
Speaker 7: about it. Never mind. He threw rocks and moving. Oh yeah,
Speaker 7: one of them was a police carps. Fucking g baby
Speaker 7: wasn't called though safe put a finger down.
Speaker 9: If you received a golden.
Speaker 7: Shower, Jared, give no, I haven't on your feet is fine,
Speaker 7: that's not but no, that's like a golden shower insinuates
Speaker 7: that there's like joke, a sexual nature about it. You know,
Speaker 7: I was not. I was not sexually turned on. I
Speaker 7: had a friend. We were all like talking.
Speaker 8: He's like, yeah, dude, I used to play football, and
Speaker 8: I probably in the shower is probably pete on over
Speaker 8: one hundred guys feet. I'm like, what he goes, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 8: everybody does. When your locker room you see somebody's feet
Speaker 8: and another shower you pee on it. And I'm like,
Speaker 8: and everybody I spoke to every like, no, He's like,
Speaker 8: you guys didn't happen to me too.
Speaker 7: Everybody said that it happened.
Speaker 9: He's just like, oh my god, put a finger down.
Speaker 9: If you've done it in a hot tub, all right,
Speaker 9: finger down?
Speaker 7: Finger down?
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, my god, this hot tub?
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, what what?
Speaker 9: When? And with who?
Speaker 7: I've done it in this hot tub too. I I
Speaker 7: don't want to be the only guy that hadn't done it.
Speaker 7: I don't want to be the guy that had done
Speaker 7: it the hot but I have done it.
Speaker 9: All three of you have had the absolutely.
Speaker 7: Yeah all of us there, Yeah, separately say name, it's
Speaker 7: going to be bleeped. You had seen no, I tell
Speaker 7: your finger.
Speaker 9: Put a finger down. If you typically play background music
Speaker 9: while doing it?
Speaker 7: TV box fan, yeah, should I off TV on? Yeah? Typically?
Speaker 7: Like maybe not typically, but I would like to have
Speaker 7: background music on as a finger down. It's too You
Speaker 7: have to have the perfect playlist or it gets pretty cheesy. Yeah.
Speaker 11: We've talked about that because if like grind on me
Speaker 11: comes on, actually you're.
Speaker 9: Like, that's why you have to make a playlist and no,
Speaker 9: or it's premeditated, it feels creepy or fucking somo comes
Speaker 9: on the ride.
Speaker 7: I'm going ride. I'm going right. Yeah, it's you can't starts, Yeah,
Speaker 7: you can. It's just pond Stars. It has to be
Speaker 7: I love.
Speaker 9: Uh was it little Mario?
Speaker 7: Would you little bow? Wow? No Mario?
Speaker 9: Oh no, it's just Mario, A little Mario? Let me
Speaker 9: love you? I love?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's it. That's your freaky go to song? Is
Speaker 7: that Mario? Nea?
Speaker 9: No, it's Mario.
Speaker 7: No, it's modern.
Speaker 11: No, let's move on.
Speaker 9: Okay, everyone should put a finger down for this one.
Speaker 9: Not necessarily put a finger down. If you know everyone's
Speaker 9: birthday in the room.
Speaker 7: I don't know Zach's Yes, you too.
Speaker 11: I don't want to know all of your birthdays. But listen,
Speaker 11: are years included? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I don't know if I know everybody's year?
Speaker 9: Ninety ninety six?
Speaker 7: Are you ninety six? Well? Now you do?
Speaker 9: Okay, next one, put a finger down. If you've taken
Speaker 9: gummies or supplements.
Speaker 7: To bed, you gotta speak into the show.
Speaker 9: Sorry, put a finger down. If you've taken gummies or
Speaker 9: supplements to help you go to bed, yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Just want you.
Speaker 11: Have you taken like melatonin?
Speaker 7: No? I you use supplements to go to bed? What
Speaker 7: do you mean? That's not but that's not ingesting anything.
Speaker 11: Have you ever taken like niquill?
Speaker 7: Oh well I've taken quill like when I'm sick exactly
Speaker 7: helps you go to bed?
Speaker 11: That wasn't a champ but it's.
Speaker 7: I know you take you smoke weed, But I don't
Speaker 7: do that to go to bed. I don't I want.
Speaker 7: The thing is I don't need any help sleep you. Okay,
Speaker 7: moving on, mister moving around.
Speaker 9: Put a finger down. If you made a fake account
Speaker 9: to watch someone's.
Speaker 7: Stories, yeah, well those a real count. You have a burner,
Speaker 7: not anymore. I've got a burner. I've absolutely got a burner.
Speaker 7: I got blocked by X a long time ago. Did
Speaker 7: your your burner got blocked or your main account? My
Speaker 7: manin account?
Speaker 8: So I would watch her and her new boyfriend just
Speaker 8: be stupid together and be in love.
Speaker 7: I get real sad.
Speaker 9: So you're you're out.
Speaker 7: Correct, We have to play until Jared gets out.
Speaker 9: Put a finger down. If you've hooked up with someone
Speaker 9: you swore you would never.
Speaker 7: Never again, because I've done that before. Oh yes, yeah
Speaker 7: technically never again. Yeah yeah, that's your best friend okay,
Speaker 7: or his current I guess because they never broke up.
Speaker 7: We didn't even do. I can't. I came up with
Speaker 7: a bunch of pointed ones. I thought we were gonna
Speaker 7: do those. I had put a finger down. If you're
Speaker 7: getting absolutely played by a firefighter in Hawaii, you can't
Speaker 7: you say that? Why not? Why not interject earlier?
Speaker 8: I don't know, Well, there's just playing and then you go,
Speaker 8: I thought we were gonna like have no clue anymore.
Speaker 9: Also, I'm not getting played.
Speaker 7: Well playing after school special. Well there's one for you.
Speaker 9: So the next segment I have is matched the crime
Speaker 9: to the.
Speaker 8: Oh no, don't get I'm not getting racist. No, I
Speaker 8: got it, Thank you guys. No, no, no, no, guess the
Speaker 8: ethnicity to the crime. No, just the mugshot to the crime.
Speaker 7: If you say, like, oh who did this, Jamal or will,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be like, there's no names. We can just
Speaker 7: do one, two, three, four or five.
Speaker 9: There's a legit website where.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna do really
Speaker 7: well at this. Why do you say that I can
Speaker 7: sense people? Uh huh, And I'm not afraid to say
Speaker 7: the truth. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 9: What so this is what we have? We have all
Speaker 9: these people one of them is for stalking, aggravated assault
Speaker 9: with the deadly weapon, cocaine possession, contributing to the delinquency.
Speaker 11: Of contributing, contributing.
Speaker 7: Shit, this is hard, This is tough. Cocaine's girl one. Yeah,
Speaker 7: she she's way too happy. Wait wait, wait, wait, she's
Speaker 7: a one.
Speaker 10: It's either one or five as a coc user, because
Speaker 10: it's not like it's not like felony cocaine where it's
Speaker 10: like trying to move a big amount, which could be
Speaker 10: two or four.
Speaker 7: It's cocaine possession.
Speaker 10: And three is a meth addict and she probably did
Speaker 10: something like aggravated assault with the deadly weapon.
Speaker 7: But we'll say I think I'm.
Speaker 8: Gonna I'm gonna say contributing to the delinquency of a
Speaker 8: minor for number five.
Speaker 7: The girl away on the right, Oh interesting. I think
Speaker 7: she's a young mom, couldn't handle it, or like a
Speaker 7: like a teacher or something. Yeah, put that there.
Speaker 10: Sure, Yeah, I'm gonna say. The third woman is murder.
Speaker 9: That's you think. No, she doesn't look strong enough.
Speaker 7: One's cocaine too stalking? Well no, no, no. Number two
Speaker 7: has a fucking tear drop on his high but is
Speaker 7: it filled in?
Speaker 10: But it's not that's that's fake though, that's I mean,
Speaker 10: it's not fake, but that that's where they're trying to
Speaker 10: get you.
Speaker 7: Are you sure? Because sometimes I think you gotta like
Speaker 7: you just got to play the cards how they're dealt.
Speaker 7: You know. I think the old lady's a murder She
Speaker 7: strikes me as one stocking. No, I think I think
Speaker 7: guy number two is a stalker. See, I would say
Speaker 7: guy number four is a stalker who feels like cocaine possession.
Speaker 9: She's the murderer. She's smiling in her mug shot. She's crazy.
Speaker 7: She could do murder. She could have been hammered and
Speaker 7: fucking hits home with a car.
Speaker 11: She would be smiling though, yeah, because she's still drunk.
Speaker 7: Now hear me out. She kind of has like a
Speaker 7: crazy looking right, like to be smiling in a mug shot.
Speaker 7: What about stalking?
Speaker 11: That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 7: I'd kiss her on the first eight.
Speaker 9: So what do we want for her?
Speaker 10: I think it's I think everyone just say what they
Speaker 10: think it is, and we and just we'll let let's.
Speaker 7: Just start with stalking. Where are we gonna put stocking?
Speaker 7: I think stalking is two stock.
Speaker 11: See, I'm thinking stalking is four.
Speaker 7: I would say four.
Speaker 10: Okay, that's fine, I put it there. I'm dead set
Speaker 10: on murder being three.
Speaker 7: But you did say aggravated assault with a deadly weapon earlier.
Speaker 10: That can be gotten. That can be god. Number two,
Speaker 10: she's murder. You think she's murdered.
Speaker 7: Girl number one's coke. Okay, I'll agree with girl number
Speaker 7: one being coke murder. I'm telling you. Murder is that
Speaker 7: crazy bit? Put it on the woman. Okay, aggravated assault
Speaker 7: goes to tear drop. Here we go. Dude, we hadn't.
Speaker 7: Oh fuck, I told you. I told you it was
Speaker 7: the tear drop. I was dead set on her being
Speaker 7: a murder. Dang it, we had but the tear drop.
Speaker 7: He wouldn't have gotten that. What immediately after he did
Speaker 7: it and then got arrested. No, I'm saying he's done it,
Speaker 7: but I think he learned from his mistakes.
Speaker 8: I started it off of us off nice though the
Speaker 8: previous contest.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, let's play another one. Here we go. Oh wow,
Speaker 7: it's all women. Okay.
Speaker 10: Number five is negligent homicide, right or no? It might
Speaker 10: be four.
Speaker 11: Number one's could be a look cute.
Speaker 9: Number one should be.
Speaker 11: Number four is terrifying.
Speaker 9: Yeah that you think that this is human trafficking.
Speaker 11: You think so, you think rees human trafficking.
Speaker 9: She just looks like in the eyes, it's.
Speaker 7: Like, No, I would say four is maybe human trafficking,
Speaker 7: because she's like, that's the craziest one.
Speaker 9: Looks like she's been human traffic.
Speaker 10: Yes, margin call, yes, sometimes that's what they do, Kyler, Okay,
Speaker 10: so human trafficking.
Speaker 9: Four.
Speaker 7: To me, she strikes me as a negligent homicide kind
Speaker 7: of lady.
Speaker 11: I would say three is human trafficking.
Speaker 7: Girl. You think three because they.
Speaker 11: Always usually get like the super pretty.
Speaker 7: Girls, and four and five have done some dark shit. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I'll put this here.
Speaker 10: No, I think I think number two battery, Yeah, probably battery.
Speaker 7: Battery. One home invasion or burglar?
Speaker 11: What's interestween burglary and home invasion?
Speaker 9: I think burglary you steal, home invasion just breaking.
Speaker 7: I'd go home invasion one.
Speaker 11: She was trying to get somewhere. Burglary.
Speaker 7: Five. I think here's the thing.
Speaker 10: Negligent homicide to me strikes me as number five because
Speaker 10: that's like a mom that did something for her child
Speaker 10: to die.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so maybe I don't know. The number four has
Speaker 7: like two crazy of eyes for burglary.
Speaker 11: It feels like homicide.
Speaker 7: Okay, put a homicide there, good, submit it. Submit? Oh
Speaker 7: my god, we were all wrong. I was dead right
Speaker 7: on the negligent homicide.
Speaker 9: What did I tell you? Human trafficking? You did call
Speaker 9: that homicide home invasion? Battery?
Speaker 7: And then Skyler, you were right on the negligent homicide.
Speaker 7: All right? Last one one more damn like this. I
Speaker 7: like number two a savage life like number three. Exposure
Speaker 7: of sexual organs obviously number four? Right, yeah, yeah, okay, King, yeah, stocking,
Speaker 7: I mean he's got the stalker glasses in there. Grand
Speaker 7: theft feels like five. She looks like she knows her
Speaker 7: way around the car. Unlawful use of a weapon. Yeah,
Speaker 7: but I think batteries one, unlawful use of a weapon
Speaker 7: two or three? I mean, so this one here, she's
Speaker 7: from the savage okay. And then battery one. Grand theft
Speaker 7: hold on before you.
Speaker 11: Is just like beating someone up right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, do we have any qualms about feels right? Okay?
Speaker 7: Submit it? Two? We got two.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we knew, I mean we obviously knew. Exposure of
Speaker 10: sexual or yeah, that one was that one checked out?
Speaker 7: The stalker interesting Okay, grand theft, what's she steal my heart?
Speaker 7: They got some pretty naughty girls. I really wanted to
Speaker 7: get all of them.
Speaker 9: There's like a bunch. It's crazy.
Speaker 8: Alright, Well we'll play Jared's version of put a finger down,
Speaker 8: Give him a little taste, put a finger down.
Speaker 7: If you're over twenty percent body fat, shut up. Okay,
Speaker 7: go over there, go over there, all right, hit the
Speaker 7: outro h.