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He makes sure that crop is good. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:43.959 I don't know what the saying is, but there's a 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.000 parable in there. Oh wait, wait, we were debating this. 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.920 I think it's totally acceptable to go for a first 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:49.760 kiss on the first date. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:51.560 The Skylar's I call it no, no, that's not what 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:52.040 I said. 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:52.800 That's Russian. 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:54.800 I'm very okay with a kiss on the first date. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.160 But like my I guess my toxic trait. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:02.080 Then is I'll learn the other day Alyssa has never. 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.760 Oh yeah, you're gonna have to cut that for sure. 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:08.079 Tactical, dude, you are tactical. Yah. Yeah, we were talking 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.480 about women. He thinks he's smarter than you and can 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:11.720 trick you. It's not tricking. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:13.440 If I heard a guy say that to me, I 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.919 would then put a finger down. If you've done it 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:19.440 all right, finger down? Oh my god. 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:21.600 I didn't want to. I don't want to be the 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.680 only guy that hadn't done it. All three of you, Yeah, 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:27.160 all of us. I have a hot take that I'm 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:27.839 willing to share. 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:30.560 I'm gonna open myself up to everyone here and and 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:31.919 I need to say something. 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:32.959 What's up, guys. 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:36.040 Welcome to episode two hundred and fifty four of Dropouts Podcast. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:37.280 I was just on my. 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:41.799 I was on my cellular cell you why who are 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:42.840 you having a stroke? 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:43.760 What's going on? 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:46.560 It feels my like my tongue is expanding. Is that 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:47.200 a problem? 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:50.840 Uh? Have you eaten anything out of the ordinary recently? 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:55.160 What am I allergy to a bad time. Hey, been 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.200 hanging out with you? Okay? Well what was I trying 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:58.520 to say? 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:00.840 Oh? I was on my cell cell you not too 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.200 long ago? And I get a little text message, little 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:07.160 text message from a bud you from buddy old Skylar. Yeah, 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:09.200 a couple of minutes ago. I load that thing up. Wait, 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.840 you were together a couple of minutes ago. You were separated. 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:14.960 Trust me, don't don't make this look some. It's not. 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:20.079 Okay, And I get a two minute video? Oh did 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:20.880 he send it to you? 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.520 No? No, but I know, but I know what you're 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:24.160 talking about. 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:26.480 Don't send me you urinating? 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:31.120 Wait which angle was it from? I just had the 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.040 phone sitting on the counter while I was speaking. 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:35.119 Oh okay, yes, you could just you could You could 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:38.000 just see his Peter. You could see Peter on there. 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:39.480 No, you're Willie? 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:42.280 Are you sure about that? Did you double check? I 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:50.440 don't think that his heart pounding now crazy. I don't 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:52.080 like the way that it started. 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.400 Here's the thing, and people are gonna think that's gross. No, 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:56.480 we've been talking, and I've been saying. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.520 Say we've been talking, we haven't You bring it up 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:01.360 every day as if plot waiting for this information. 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.760 They've actually reckoned them want me to send videos of it? 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:05.120 So that's why I recorded it. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.560 Mar Kelly. He can't even get those texts in prison. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.600 I want to break the world record for longest P 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:13.800 and how how long is Look? 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.200 It's eight minutes, eight minutes? Men or woman? 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:21.120 I would guess. I don't know how you would guess 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:24.520 on that? Actually, how long is the world's record for longest. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.400 It made me so mad with eight minutes and twenty 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:26.839 eight seconds? 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:27.760 How does that make you mad? 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.560 Just the way? How long is the world record for 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:32.920 longest P? You could just put world record longest P? 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:34.719 Or how long is longest? 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:35.000 No? 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.520 The craziest thing though people don't know about this hit 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:43.840 hits show more wait, no, no, no, look up? How 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:45.160 the farthest p? 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:49.120 Oh? I do remember you telling me about this one? 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:50.840 But who is this for? 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:51.440 For myself? 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.159 If you don't challenge it? Look at that longest farthest 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:55.360 pee nineteen feet? 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.160 Oh, that's even longer than I thought. That guy threw 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:03.080 a twenty foot rope. How much pressure do you need 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:07.240 to exude for you to shoot nineteen and a half 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:08.520 feet of peh? 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:11.040 It's probably a decent barrel. Because you gotta think a 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:12.680 sniper has a longer snout on it. 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:14.720 Oh, I don't think it. I don't think I think 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.600 would count from the tip of the tip of the No. 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:19.839 What I'm saying is, but you'd still need if you're shooting, 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:22.560 if if I'm shooting a pistol, or if I'm shooting 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:23.960 a shotgun and then I'm. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:26.720 Shooting, yes, physics, Yeah, you got to have more rifling 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:29.000 in the barrels for it to go farther. That's where 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:32.640 I think you might all. Whoever did it, that's what 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.680 I think you Micah Dinkle, you know I did it? 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.720 Hit the two minute makes sense? That sounds like you're 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:39.200 never gonna be a fa name. 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:42.800 Do you guys mind? If I hit some intro music. 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:53.760 You hit some mission, then I sometimes will record my 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:54.800 piece if I feel like. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:59.240 We who else is there? I say, have Andy and 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:02.680 Rex sent their No, okay, so it's just you. I 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.400 haven't sent one in. The first one I sent was 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:08.039 to him just now. It was funny. Alyssa was down 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:11.919 here and like mid sentence, she stops talking and she 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:14.440 kind of gives this confused look and starts looking off 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.560 in the direction of the bathroom. And I so I 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:20.080 go silent. I hear Skylar peking. I'm like, are you 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:23.280 just listening to him P right now? And she goes yeah, 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.040 but it's been going for a couple minutes. 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:26.960 I thought he was running the shower. 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:30.640 Do you throttle or are you pushing? Like do you 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:33.200 tape it down? Here's the thing, this is actually the key. 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:35.800 It's a it's a control thing. You have to do 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:38.960 a little bit of both. You have to control it. 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:41.640 And here's here's the way I think about it in 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:42.040 my brain. 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:44.719 I feel like there's like a tank and then like 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:47.880 and then there's the P tank, so like they're both 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.840 filled with P. So I pee this one first and 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:54.600 then I feel almost like a lever pushing down on this. Okay, 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:56.960 and that's where the other that's when I get my 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:58.880 second wind of P. But you have to control it. 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.120 You don't want to shoot. It actually could have gotten longer, 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.160 but I thought at the end, I was like, oh, 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:04.680 I don't think there's a lot left in the tank, 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:08.039 and then I like pushed a little too hard and. 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.039 A bunch came out. Fuck. 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:10.600 I really could have gotten over two minutes because the 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:13.240 video was only like a minute and forty nine seconds. 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:16.480 That's still crazy though it's a straight pean. 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:21.960 Can you look up health concerns for when you hold 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:22.400 your pan? 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.840 I'm not holding it in, you really are, No, I'm not. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:27.720 In the morning, I held it in. Today, I had 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:28.119 a peek. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:30.880 You can get kidney stones? 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:31.440 Did you? 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.720 Did you throw a liquid at the office? 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:36.560 Pe at the office? Yeah? Yeah, I've peede, like I 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:39.040 don't know five times today and they were all that long. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:43.600 Yeah. I meant you t i's an increased risk of 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:44.440 kidney issues. 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:47.000 Are you worried about any of that? Why now? 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:49.080 Because again, like I'm not holding it in. I think 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.680 typically I've never had a long, really long pe like 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:52.000 that in the. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:52.720 Middle of the day. 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:55.560 Yeah, that's that's the concerning part. I never had one 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.000 that long. I've just been drinking a lot of water today. 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:00.480 I'm cycling. I'm on a cycle of creep right now. 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:04.600 So don't say you've been on creatine for two days 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.320 cycling creep. It's also it's not like it's steroid. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.880 It's okay cycling and I'm doing a cycle of crete 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.040 and uh so I've been drinking a lot of water 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:13.200 because I say, you need to be hydrated. 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:14.720 For it. You do need to be hydrated. 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:18.360 So I've been just hammering water and that, uh that 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.720 I think. And we went we were at a restaurant 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:22.720 where and I drank a whole glass of water there 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.360 and then I had to peet it people before we 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:25.800 left because I needed to stop by. 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:29.760 Do you ever, whenever you are having the stream and 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.000 it's it's one flow that's not really sprinkling off, do 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.840 you ever take your fingers and kind of go around it, 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.560 like the just the urine so it just goes through. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.160 No, because then people well, because it's on your hands. No, 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:45.960 it doesn't know. But there's residual flick you know. 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.600 They say, if you like a weird if you flush 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.080 your toilet without with the lid open. 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:54.000 Oh, it goes like six feet or something. It's disgusting. 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:58.320 Ever since I toop toxins and gas like permeate the 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:00.520 area for six feet, it's like a little I run. 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:03.840 Away, my slash and run as I can. 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:07.560 Well, no, no, no, it's like your toothbrush and stuff around 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:10.800 the toilet, like everything else in the bathroom gets covered. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:14.600 Oh oh, I forgot, I forgot that your mister fancy 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.640 pants and I have a separate. Yeah, you have like 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.760 a whole little bathroom. What. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:24.560 Oh my god, I'm so sorry you guys. I have 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:26.400 to show you this. This is like breaking news. 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:27.480 Someone die. 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:34.120 It's really bad and it's insane. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:41.360 She made this the full Thank you, guys. 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Now, I don't I 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:58.680 have a you do. It's not two dates in seven days. 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.640 It's two dates, maybe two dates in two weeks. 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:03.720 It's Sunday to Sunday. That's one week. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.559 Oh yeah, Sunday to Sunday. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:10.079 It's been with different girls each night sometimes, so it's okay. 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.440 Yeah, Jared's a bad guy though, that's crazy way to 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:12.920 fuck you. 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.800 First of all, wait, we were debating this at our 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:20.000 local Asian fusion restaurant. I think it's totally acceptable to 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:22.760 go for a first kiss on a first date. 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:25.960 No, no, no, that's not what I said. That's Russian. 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:27.000 That's not what I said. 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:30.080 I said, I don't a kiss on the first date. 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:35.200 Okay. My intention is never to expect a kiss on 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:35.800 the first date. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:37.600 I'm also not going to like lean in at the 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:38.920 end of the day and try and kiss the girl 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:39.400 because I. 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:42.200 Just match you no no, no, no no, and it's uncomfortable 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:46.280 for them, and that's not necessarily no. I honestly I 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:50.600 wait for the girl to initiate, like on a first date. 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:53.080 I'll wait for that. You know. I will never like 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:56.480 go in and do it myself on the first date. 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.440 Okay, to break the barriers, what I do at the 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.440 start of the day, I just go, hey, I I 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.760 want to let you know I'm not this common whore. 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:05.560 So if you think you're getting a first kiss out 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:06.880 of me on this day, I'm just here to know 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:08.040 your emotions and your feelings. 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:09.320 I need you to I know. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.160 You probably just want to lit me down, but I 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.800 want to say to be clear at the start, I'm 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:16.360 here to get to know you, not your body, all right. 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:19.080 And then at the end of but in turn, he 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:22.040 is still pressing for a kid. Yeah, you're priming them 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:25.560 like you're the tactical dude. You are tactical. Ye, we 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:28.240 were talking about women. He thinks he's smarter than you. 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:31.560 And if I heard a guy they want to kiss. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.280 If I heard a guy say that to me, I 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:37.640 would then be like, oh, I want to kiss for sure. 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:41.040 Yeah, it's reverse psychology, but and then at the practical 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:42.840 and then and then at the end you're like, don't 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:45.160 think I'm leaning in. So if you for some reason 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:46.640 want a kiss, you're gonna have to come to me 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:47.520 because I'm not doing it. 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.080 Yeah, you want to kiss, you are trying to kiss? 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.600 Yes, everyone wants to kiss. 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:52.960 Verses are nice. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:54.720 But I'm saying, but that opens it up, and it 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:56.400 makes it feel like because if they say no, then 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:58.280 it's like, oh, it's still all fun and jovial, no 0:15:58.360 --> 0:15:58.960 hurt feelings. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:00.680 But if they want to feels like an open door. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:03.880 I'm very okay with a kiss on the first date 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:07.560 if the banter in like, the chemistry is good within 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.120 the date, and if like you could see it going there. 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:13.560 If but like my I guess my toxic trait then 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:16.520 is even if I didn't want to kiss and he 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:19.320 didn't kiss me, I'd be like, why didn't he kiss me? 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:19.600 You know? 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:23.440 Are you serious? Even if you don't want one, You're 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:25.800 still like, but why didn't he? 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:28.920 Yeah? Kind of, I'm that's pretty common though. 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.240 Yeah, but here's and listen, I'm not I'm not people 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:34.600 meet and kiss on the first date. I people kids, 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.160 I've kissed people on the first date. It's just not 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:39.920 like something that I'm pursuing. 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:42.360 Is it something you want well. 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:45.360 That you wouldn't know until you're like on the. 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:47.920 Date, Yeah, okay, but on the date you've noticed that 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:49.640 you want to do you. 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:51.320 I would not pursue it on the first date. 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:54.320 Now it has to be anything crazy. It could be 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:55.880 like a nice little peck, like good night. 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:57.360 That's what I'm we learned. 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.760 I learned. Am I allowed to say that? 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:01.520 I'll say it that we're to kind of I learned 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:04.800 the other day Alyssa has never had sex with a condom. 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:10.520 We've already we've said this on the podcast before. We 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:14.520 have one hundred percent we said this crazy. But what's 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:18.640 also what's craziest to me is as your big brother, 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:20.520 who is she older than you? 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.600 She's older than me and it's okay, just us too. 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:29.000 You also don't participate in birth control, so it's just 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:32.399 it's a little nerve wracking to hear that you like. 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.080 Your meat, So no wonder you like kissing on the 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:41.600