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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need a lot more sunscreen. It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm strong and getty.

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<v Speaker 2>One more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of elderly nudists are missing. It's probably a

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<v Speaker 1>tragic story, so I don't want to get caught up

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<v Speaker 1>on that end of it. It would seem that something

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<v Speaker 1>bad has happened. But I think they're both in their

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<v Speaker 1>seventies and they've disappeared, and they found their car and anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think foul play was involved, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to get stuck on that part. I just

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<v Speaker 1>when I was reading the story in the La Times,

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<v Speaker 1>this happened in southern California. It mentioned that they were

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<v Speaker 1>both members of the Olive Dell nudist ranch. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>they lived. So this isn't Do you know anything about

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<v Speaker 1>newdist camps or anything there, Katie, Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>There was one right up the street from my childhood home.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good, now we can want to delve into that.

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<v Speaker 2>So there was that coming.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a newdest camp right up the road from

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<v Speaker 4>your childhood a home. It was like the running joke

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<v Speaker 4>in town too. A couple of my my friend in

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<v Speaker 4>high school. It was her parents' property and we used

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<v Speaker 4>to drive down there and try to see if we

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<v Speaker 4>could see in, but the gate was too far away

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<v Speaker 4>from where they all hung out, so I never actually

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<v Speaker 4>got to see the inside.

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<v Speaker 1>And everybody was aware of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hm.

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<v Speaker 1>And so would people go play volleyball? It's always volleyball,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, because you like to think things, see things

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<v Speaker 1>bouncing up and down. I don't know what it is

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<v Speaker 1>with volleyball and nudists.

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<v Speaker 2>But well, you don't need a lot of equipment balling

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<v Speaker 2>in net.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It was at the dead end of a canyon too,

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<v Speaker 5>so you could kind of always tell. If somebody drove

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<v Speaker 5>past a certain point, you're like, oh, they're going to

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<v Speaker 5>the newdy camp.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was so it was like somebody's home with

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<v Speaker 1>some acreage, and people would go there and be naked

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<v Speaker 1>for whatever reason, which I've never quite understood. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>super judgmental about it. It's just I don't understand why

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<v Speaker 1>that makes you feel more relaxed or free or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I just it's natural. See the natural man, the natural woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I got hairy legs, but I don't I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to see that. That was my whole I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>need more sunscreen. I don't want the sunshining on various

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<v Speaker 1>parts of me. I don't even want to on my

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<v Speaker 1>arms or neck because I don't want to get sunburned.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to sit out on a chair naked.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to look at your genitalia while I eat, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at your food.

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<v Speaker 6>Then again, there's a lot of harsh judgment masquerading his

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<v Speaker 6>questions here. Anyway, But so that was I'm guessing it

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<v Speaker 6>was a normal house, and then people would just go

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<v Speaker 6>there occasionally for parties and be naked.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right.

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<v Speaker 5>It was called the like the newdest commune, so I

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<v Speaker 5>think some people lived there.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>There was also a membership thing you could do. I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't really dive too deep into that.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, And I got the idea from your description

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<v Speaker 6>it's it's not a house, percon is a ranch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was a farm style home and then the

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<v Speaker 5>nudiest colony that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was what it was called, the nudist call.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yes, Michael, this is my experience is that people

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<v Speaker 4>that want to be naked, I don't want to see

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<v Speaker 4>you naked.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually it's not it's not like the super sexy crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a I don't know what it is. But so

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<v Speaker 1>the headline in the La Times was Southern California couple

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<v Speaker 1>living on nudist ranch mysteriously disappear. And again I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get into the crime part of it because

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<v Speaker 1>it might be horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Or less scene wearing nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes exactly. She's seventy three, he's seventy nine and has dementia.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if he meant to be a

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<v Speaker 1>nudist or she just told him, no, you're a nudist.

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<v Speaker 1>I am, no, you are, and he had to go

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<v Speaker 1>along with it. I don't know what's happening there. And

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<v Speaker 1>they disappeared, along with their dog Cuddles. Neither one of them,

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<v Speaker 1>the two or the dog have been seen. But they

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<v Speaker 1>live on this ranch. It's a giant, one hundred acre

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<v Speaker 1>many home. Because then I went to the website of

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<v Speaker 1>Olive Dell RV Ranch in southern California. It's one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>acres many homes of people who live nude all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess is the way it is. And then they

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<v Speaker 1>have all these I can read there from the little

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<v Speaker 1>fly here Olive Dell Ranch r V Park, Olive Dell Ranch.

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<v Speaker 1>We offer long term RV leases with a variety of

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<v Speaker 1>space options. Our amenities include a pool, okay, naked in

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<v Speaker 1>the pool, jacuzzi naked people. I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>in the jacuzzie with you naked. A restaurant again, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to look at your gena tel you all

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<v Speaker 1>am eating. We also have a clubhouse where activities are

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<v Speaker 1>held as well as special events. There are five miles

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<v Speaker 1>of hiking trails. Surely you get to wear shoes, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't hiken Bear for us? Sure yeah, but with

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<v Speaker 1>your wang and swinging shoes.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, I'm looking at their website as well, and it

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<v Speaker 5>says family friendly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you're bringing people under eighteen? Or no? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you just talking about cuz and in laws? Plenty of privacies.

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<v Speaker 1>We are on one hundred acres surrounded by beautiful mountain views.

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<v Speaker 1>All kinds of different amenities. Again, the hiking trails of

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<v Speaker 1>the pool. The clubhouse looks very, very nice. They show drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a karaoke again, so amateur singing and I

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<v Speaker 1>get to see you naked. Fantastic.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I've gotta admit fresh hell is going on shot great,

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<v Speaker 5>so I get to hear bad singing while I look

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<v Speaker 5>at your average naked bod.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do I sign up?

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<v Speaker 6>You know, to this point, I was just kind of

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<v Speaker 6>tired by the obvious jokes. But I got to admit

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<v Speaker 6>the karaoke felting out to karaoke. You got me, you

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<v Speaker 6>got me?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh. I'm just looking at their events.

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<v Speaker 2>Shot through the in your tube blo.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see, this month they've got the glow dance party.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Next month they've got kids trick or treats. See, this

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<v Speaker 3>is weird to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I assume they're dressed for the kids stuff. You'd have

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<v Speaker 1>to be by law, I think, But still it's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>They're they're the kids that got to be aware. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, and at the risk of bringing some seriousness to

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<v Speaker 6>this childish discussion, I think the idea is that nudity

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<v Speaker 6>is only sexual when it's sexual, that it's the natural

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<v Speaker 6>state of human beings, and there's no no need to

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<v Speaker 6>be ashamed or weirded out by it or whatever. Nobody's

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<v Speaker 6>getting it on just because they're naked. It's it's much

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<v Speaker 6>more advanced than you, you close, simpletons.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. So, all the societies on earth currently except for

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of tribes in the middle of nowhere are

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<v Speaker 1>wrong and they're right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems crazy to me again.

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<v Speaker 5>November November sixteenth is the cheesecake Challenge, Jack, You could

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<v Speaker 5>sign up for that.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>What do I have to do with the cheesecake? What's

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<v Speaker 2>the challenge? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, they got a pot luck in January. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>your potato salad is fantastic, and your boobs are hanging

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<v Speaker 1>there in front of me.

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<v Speaker 3>So December seventh they've got tree trimming.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I like, not literally, like you know, Christmas tree decoration.

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<v Speaker 1>Easter egg hunt bending. I don't want to watch you

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<v Speaker 1>bend over to pick up the easter eggs. Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>when you're gonna bend over so I can face the

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<v Speaker 1>other direction.

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<v Speaker 5>It's got to be a met problem that I can't

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<v Speaker 5>wrap my head around this because you know, obviously people

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<v Speaker 5>enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I know most people.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't though, that's my point. Like ninety nine percent of

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<v Speaker 1>people want zero to do with this. Bingo hikes DJ

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do uh DJ at a nudis ranch?

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<v Speaker 1>Just take those old records off the shelf from the DJ.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know it gets them on the floor. Okay, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope these two people are okay, and they're old.

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<v Speaker 1>The old naked people just find the really odd. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>don't go well, I won't. So you're just you're just

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<v Speaker 1>all about the freedom aspect of this. I agree. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to outlawed. It just seems odd to me.

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<v Speaker 2>So you got horseback riding?

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<v Speaker 6>I would I would demand can I just throw some

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<v Speaker 6>short sound or something?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, my jeans would be better, but can I just

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<v Speaker 2>do some shorts?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>Look? Are you gonna kick me out of here if

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<v Speaker 1>I put on a pair of underwear before I get

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<v Speaker 1>astride this wire haired horse? I agree? Come on, let's

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<v Speaker 1>have a little flexibility.

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<v Speaker 2>I will saddle.

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<v Speaker 5>I appreciate the colony aspect of it because their places

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<v Speaker 5>like Baker Beach in San Francisco, where half of the

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<v Speaker 5>beach is nude and the other half is just not.

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<v Speaker 5>So you don't really know what you're gonna get when

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<v Speaker 5>you go. At least they're kind of hanging out together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, clearly I don't want to be I think you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>The karaoke is what put it over the top. I

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<v Speaker 1>just think it combines two things that just, hmm, that

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<v Speaker 1>is just too much. I might be able to put

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<v Speaker 1>up with the being around naked listening to a good band.

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<v Speaker 1>I might be able to put up with the amateur

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<v Speaker 1>singing clothed r but the average nudity with the amateur

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<v Speaker 1>singing would be a lot to take in.

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<v Speaker 2>You're asking too much.

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<v Speaker 1>You're asking for me to overlook too many things.

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<v Speaker 6>Right exactly, I'm gonna go out by the pool and

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<v Speaker 6>read a book naked.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a short report on the newdest resort.

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<v Speaker 5>Sounds like from your experience you can see someone actually

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<v Speaker 5>walking away with a cheesecake there after the cheesecake factory

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<v Speaker 5>was looted.

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<v Speaker 3>Unclear where they may have gotten that. So I guess

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<v Speaker 3>that's the cheesecake festival that are going to have.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a stretch, Michael, I know, well, I guess that's it.