WEBVTT - "Put a Root on You" with Carl Tart 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:06.000 And ladies. I just want to let you know man's plaining. 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:10.559 It's something that everybody does to everybody. Okay, I get 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:12.520 so many women in my mentions, it'll be something to 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:14.960 be like. Man Like I just started playing golf recently. 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:17.759 I could tweet like, damn man, golf is hard, and 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:20.079 I get twenty people being like, actually, girl, if you 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:24.000 focus on your back like, shut your ass, uh, I 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:25.880 know you don't play golf. And even if you do, 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:35.159 fuck your golf game because growing babies chips in your ls. 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:46.600 Quala bess be racist. The wholesome hostly money, she turney stuff. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:55.680 I can't tell me whoa Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to 0:00:55.800 --> 0:01:01.840 an exceptional, wonderful, spectacular episode of My Mama Told Me, 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.880 the podcast where we dive deep into the nooks and 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:08.919 the crannies, and the bras and the panties of black 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:13.560 conspiracy theories and we work to finally cast our vote 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:17.360 on whether the California Raisins are allowed to say the 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:22.240 word nigga. They're black, They're clearly black, but are they 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:25.240 actually black or are they voiced by some man named 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:28.240 like like Anthony, you know what I mean, but not 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:31.319 a black anthem, not infreny, but just a regular Anthony 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:34.160 who's pretending to be a black man for money. Who 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:37.440 knows it was a different time in America. I'm doing well. 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.800 I'm your host, Lenkston Kerman as always, I'm excited to 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:44.280 be here. I I'm in a bit of a weird 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:48.080 place right now. I was going down my Instagram explorer page, 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:51.360 uh this past week, and for some reason, in the 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:54.160 past day and a half, my Instagram Explorer page has 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:59.640 now become almost exclusively old women with fat asses. That's it. 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:03.360 It's these old ladies, these gray haired me malls with 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:07.480 big dumps, big old dumps in their trucks. And I 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:09.600 don't know what I clicked on. I have no idea 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:13.360 what what I did to make this happen, but I 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:15.919 I'm struggling through it. I used to just see whale 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:20.960 videos and NBA clips and you know, appropriately aged, thick ladies. 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:24.760 But now it's somebody's grandma and I'm feeling something. I 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:27.120 don't know if it's a good something or bad something, 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:31.040 but I feel something. You know who's probably feeling something too. 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:36.320 It's my guest today. He's a fantastic, hilarious person. So funny. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.600 He's funny and literally everything he does. You know him 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.799 from Brooklyn nine nine, you know him from Robbie, you 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.560 know him from Comedy Bank Bank where he does. And 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:49.280 I stand by this my favorite O. J. Simpson impression 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.080 of all time. He's the funniest man alive. Give it 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:58.040 up from my friend Mr curl Tarts. Everybody curled Tarts. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.000 Oh my gosh, thank you. And I just want to 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:03.760 say thank you for letting me do this live with 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:07.280 all those people coughing in my face. Those are not claps. 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:10.520 Those are coughs. Now. They specifically said I'll come, but 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:14.839 I got a cough How are you? Man? I am? 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:17.680 I'm holding up dog, it's you know it is. I'm 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:20.720 still having a good time. I'm trying to. I got you. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.679 You got a ring light. I see you. You see 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:25.760 the ring light. It ain't right now. I got you. 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:27.800 You didn't give a damn if you're beautiful for me, 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:30.840 but you have the option to be beautiful straight up. 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:32.600 Every time I turn it that ring light, it makes 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.880 me feel like I'm doing too much, Like it makes 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:38.200 me feel outside of myself, Like when I bought it. 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:39.800 When I said it, I was like, man, this ain't 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:45.720 you this. This is a different person I've created in 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.520 the world, and then I've given people the impression that 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:52.960 I am seventeen year old thug. Me is like, man, 0:03:53.000 --> 0:04:00.320 you've changed, because come on, dog, what you doing with 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:04.480 a ring light? Oh? Man, I haven't committed to a 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:06.640 ring light yet, but I'm sure i'll get there. If 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:09.240 stand up comedy doesn't come back soon, I'm gonna end 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:11.880 up doing some ship that you know. I also would 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:15.040 have judged myself for no less than a year ago, 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.960 but we'll find out. I'm very excited that you're here. 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:23.520 You sent me a conspiracy theory that I had heard before, 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:27.400 but I don't know a lot about, or certainly didn't 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:31.120 know a lot about before you sent it over. And 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:33.279 I wasn't even sure if it was just like some 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:36.400 wild ship that some people say, or if it was 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:40.520 like actually a conspiracy theory. But the conspiracy you sent over, 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:44.000 you said, my mama told me, don't eat spaghetti from 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:46.440 a woman you don't know, or she might put her 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:53.800 mr blood in it and put a hex on you. Yeah, 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.000 my grandmama used to say that, and my mama said 0:04:56.000 --> 0:05:00.720 it as well. Wow, So I'm from Mississippi, where that's okay, 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:06.000 you know, the home of American slavery and the home 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:11.120 of all of these conspiracy theories and like so you know, 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:12.839 that was the one that that popped in my head 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:14.719 first when I think about when I was a kid 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.280 and you know, your grandma and them trying to tell you, 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.320 like when you grow up, because you know, they expected 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:23.560 you're gonna be straight. There's no other option. They never 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:26.600 even crossed their mind that like maybe maybe I want 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:32.080 a man to cook me exactly, but like they're gonna say, 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.279 when you grow up and you know, you start dealing 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:36.400 with these girls, don't go, you know, spaghetti and you 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:40.280 ain't seen a cook. And they wouldn't tell me. They 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:45.119 wouldn't tell me why I had Later. They didn't start 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:48.760 off by explaining periods to you and then getting to spaghetti. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:53.440 They started with spaghetti and then later you discovered periods 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:56.440 and realized there was a correlation. Yes, yes, when you're 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.440 a little boy, they don't tell you what periods are. 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:02.160 And even though I mean, definitely, there's been many times 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:04.320 with my grandmama. My mama was sitting on the on 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:07.920 the toiletone like winning pads out of it, like you know, well, 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:12.080 they don't tell you what that is. Sure, he's just like, man, 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:15.640 my grandma her niece must hurt putting pads all over. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.320 And you know all our grandma was with thirty two 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:22.720 when we were kids, so right, I grand my skateboard, 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:26.440 So I guess she used these pads for something exactly. Wait, 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.680 so how old were you when they first told you 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.839 not to let a lady cook you spaghetti without seeing 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.680 the process. I was probably like six or seven the 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:38.800 first time I ever heard that whole tell like, don't 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:40.600 ever let when you get older, don't let no woman 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:43.400 make you spaghetti. Yeah, I don't ever no one make 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.760 you spaghetti that you didn't see your make And is 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:49.680 it for you? Was it exclusively spaghetti? Like? Yeah? That 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:54.599 was only okay, So this is because if so she's 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:58.920 making like rigatoni and it's the exact same ingredients. That's fine, 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:03.520 little little chicken palms all that's cool. Oh that's cool, 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:08.080 same ingredients, just a different shape posta but spaghetti specific. Yeah, 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:10.480 that's the only one, because I mean, you know, you know, 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:13.840 ain't nobody making an open and Mississippi right, that's fair. 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:19.280 I feel like spaghetti is the one uh consistent crossover 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:22.840 for black people in Italian people. Yeah. Yeah, Like that's 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:26.560 the one where we're like in agreement about this. Everything 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:28.920 else we're like, I don't know about that ship. I 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:30.560 don't know how to cook that. That ain't my thing, 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:33.679 But fucking spaghetti will do it. It's such an easy 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.000 dinner and it's so filling, and you can feed so 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.000 many people on just like one pack of spaghetti, one 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:43.000 bottle of ragou. Right, oh you're a ragon man. Yeah, 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:46.360 I don't like Prago. Okay, I love that. Those are 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:50.600 the only two. I don't like Prego. I'm all about 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:54.960 that ragu meat flavored. Okay, you don't even you. I 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:57.240 assume you put meat in as well, but you like 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:01.880 the meat flavoring. Addition to black people, don't make uh 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.640 spaghetti without meat, No, no, you gotta cook the ground 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:10.560 beef up first. Yeah. That's a jarring uh discovery for 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:12.720 a lot of white people, I think is that black 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:17.119 people almost exclusively eat spaghetti with meat or some meat 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:21.880 substitute there. Spaghetti is not spaghetti for black people if 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:25.560 there's not something else in it. Absolutely so, you know 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:29.160 how the noodles are never al dente without spaghetti, and 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:31.160 you put the meat and the sauce in the pot 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.440 and cook it with that. First time when I went 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:35.480 to some a friend's house, a white friend's house, and 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.319 they had spaghetti, it was separate. It's like you get 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.880 your and you regulate how much sauce you're gonna put 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:41.240 on that, And I'm like, well, this supposed to be 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.319 all mixed up with some with some craft singles in here. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.040 Excuse me, I don't think you know how to make 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:50.360 spaghetti exactly where your craft singles. Why do you have 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:53.520 all these pots? This is a one pot meal. Would 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.480 you like parmagian? Would you like some parmesan? No? I 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:59.160 don't want a damn parmesan. I want craft single. Give 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.559 me crash, peel back that plastic and put a piece 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:06.640 of cheese in there, exactly. Okay. So so you're you're 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:10.200 hearing this at six years old, seven years old? What 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:14.679 is your your initial response? Are you immediately like, okay, 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:17.120 for sure, I understand or is it just one of 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:20.600 those things? What are you feeling? I'm feeling at this point. 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:24.120 It's my grandma, and so I'm like whatever she says 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:28.080 is right, you know, And so like if she said 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:31.200 don't eat spaghetti and nobody's house. You don't you can 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:35.680 getting nobody's house, you don't. Like. That's just like, that's 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.720 just what I thought was a rule, And I didn't 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.680 know that she was a saying it jokingly in a way, 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:45.560 you know, like ingest, not not jokingly. She probably really 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:50.240 was like be careful, but also ingest being like because 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:52.440 it's such an old thing. I feel like like she 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:54.240 probably hearing that when she was a kid or whatever. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:57.320 So it's like she was saying like that. But you know, 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.000 as a kid, you get scared of stuff like that. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.040 When your parents tell you legends to try to keep 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.840 you in line in some sort of way, you get 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:07.439 scared of what that could be. And so, yeah, I'm 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:09.439 not gonna step My grandma told me not to eat 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:11.800 spaghetti that I ain't see the woman cook, so I 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:15.640 ain't gonna eat it. I just love the idea of 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:18.040 you going over your white friend's house and then eating 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.440 that's but you have to watch the mom cook the 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:24.439 spaghetti in order to eat the mix, the unmixed spaghetti 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:26.959 that they're offering you. Afterwords, Miss Wikerson, what do we 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:29.720 having for dinner tonight? I called my grandma. She said, 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.440 it's Okay if I stayed, what are we having that? Oh? 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:36.559 We having spaghetti? Okay, all right, I'm gonna have to 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:40.199 watch that. Unfortunately, I can't keep playing PlayStation. I gotta 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:42.600 watch your mama cook spahett You mind if I sit 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.520 at the kitchen the table where we just have a 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.520 chat while you making well, just love to check your 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.319 process tailors in the other room. If you want to 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:53.640 play with him, No, I think I'm gonna listen. He's 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:55.880 a great guy. I'm really enjoying them. Thank you for 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.240 what you did to raise such a bright young man. 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:00.439 But I'm gonna need you to make that spahetti in 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:05.880 front of me exactly. Okay. So, so you're saying that 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:09.120 your grandmother, uh, there was a tone of jess to it, 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:12.199 that she was probably sort of being silly, possibly because 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.440 she's telling a six or seven year old that like 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:20.240 a very you know, sexual thing that probably he doesn't understand. 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:24.600 But do you think that part of her actually believed it? Yeah? 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:27.240 I think so for sure. I think so. Because also 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.320 a lot of how do urban legends be started that 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:31.439 you know, they all got a story about somebody who 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:34.640 actually did with whatever, and that was like the conversation 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.480 that that was when grown folks was talking conversation, you know, 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.280 because it was like the first time I heard I 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.120 think my auntie was over and my my mom and 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.240 like my grandmama and they was all, you know, sitting 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:47.520 around smoking cigarettes or whatever talking. Don't you let him 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:48.880 when you get older, don't you let no woman make 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:50.960 you know, spaghetti, you ain't see it made it? And 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.959 you remember And then they started talking a conversation. Do 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.520 you remember Mr Billbo? You know his wife put some 0:11:56.679 --> 0:12:00.480 put a thing on him, she put a roole on him. Oh, 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:03.560 they had real people they knew in the neighborhood who 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:07.480 had been hexed. And therefore we're evidence of this being true. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:10.360 He started losing his hair and it was it's always 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:14.920 something that's like that could happen at any time. Wow. Okay, wait, 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:18.120 so this is fascinating because when you say hext, and 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.839 we should really dig into what hext is in your mind? 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:25.640 What was the actual threat of of the period blood 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:29.200 mixing with the pasta sauce that your your grandmother and 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.720 your mom were threatening. Was it was it going bald 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:36.439 or was it something more sinister? I think well, technically 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:41.240 due to misogyny is probably real, sinister, but like, like 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:43.320 I'm sure we'll get into that in the history of it. 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:46.360 But like when when they were saying that, they were 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.920 basically saying, like, if you eat a woman's period blood 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:52.920 in your spaghetti, this is insane. We're talking about this. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:56.920 If you if you, yeah, this is what we paid for. 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.000 We're doing great. If you eat a woman's period bloo 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.959 in your spaghetti, you will be forever indebted to her 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:05.040 and in love her, and you won't cheat on her, 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.640 you won't go nowhere, you won't do nothing. So I 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.200 think they were kind of like mixing up, you know, 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:13.080 situations they had. They had situations of like you remember 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:14.920 so and so, and it was never like the person 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:17.440 that we actually knew. It was like their brother that 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.560 lives in Detroit, you know, or something like that. It's 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:25.160 this third person's story, yeah, or secondhand story rather that 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:28.160 may or may not even be true, but it's enough, 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:31.880 it's connected enough to a person they know because they're like, fun, yeah, 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:34.600 don't do it. This is what we believe. Also, they 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.000 would accused whenever there would be men that they knew 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:39.400 that all of a sudden fell in love with a woman. 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.560 Or like a person like that was always like in 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:44.600 these streets and then all of a sudden they like, 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:46.200 I got my I got my woman with me. You 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.120 know again, she doesn't put she will put us something 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:54.559 on him. Yeah, I know, she didn't spaghetti. I forget 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:57.120 the word they use. It wasn't hex. But it was 0:13:57.160 --> 0:14:00.160 like she put a rude or agree or some him 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.800 that they will use something like southern like kind of 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.640 French creole type thing that they would use a word 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:09.400 that they would say, put that on him, right, and 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:13.240 now he's finding spells and nothing else. It was that 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:16.920 these women were somehow throwing into the mix at this pasta. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.680 And that's it's so funny that you say hex isn't 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:22.680 the right word, because hex, to me is such a 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:26.680 Southern country word in and of itself, you know what 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:30.000 I mean, Like I think I'm from Chicago. Would we 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:34.880 would have said cursed or like uh you know yeah, 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:39.880 y'all like hex? Yeah? Is your family from Mississippi? No? 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:43.720 I think so my grandmother in terms of like my 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:47.160 black family, my grandmother the furthest back that they can 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.560 sort of trace. It is like Indiana, which ain't really 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:52.920 tracing anything. You know what I mean, like her father 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:55.960 was from there, and I don't know much beyond that. Yeah, 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.800 but you I assume you grew up there. Your family 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.280 is still there, My family still there. You know. Everybody 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.840 who stayed after Hurricane Katrina, everybody pretty much there. A 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:07.080 couple people went to Houston, a couple of people went 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.479 to Jacksonville, other places that are very prone to hurricanes. 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:15.080 I got you are they are they They're like, I 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:17.320 like this hurricane, but I got to try some of 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:23.760 these other hurricanes. Are they superstitious people in general? Like? 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:27.080 Is that are they highly superstitious? Would you say that 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:31.040 they're somewhat superstitious? Where they fall in the superstition scale? 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:35.000 Somewhat superstitious, just like Southern things. I feel like a 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:38.280 lot of that stuff comes from like preservation and protection 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:41.960 from black people who grew up in terrible times, you know, 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:44.080 so it's like watch out for this, watch out for that. 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:46.400 You know, it probably all stems from that same type 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:48.480 of thing. Probably all stems from like African stuff too, 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:51.160 you know, like they just got passed down over the 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:54.480 generations of these people, like from the Middle passage on 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:58.680 through too. Like why this has happened the way it happened, 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.920 and it's just like, you know, like how all of 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:03.760 us kind of got like don't sweep nobody's feet, you know, 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:06.280 or like I'm sure you've heard that one where it's 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.760 like somebody stand next to you, don't swep the feet, 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.000 you got spit on the broom. I didn't hear the 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:12.720 spit on the broom, park. I didn't know there was 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:15.040 a cure to that. I just knew you weren't supposed 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:17.720 to sweep someone's feet. Yeah, if you sweep somebody feet, 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:20.000 that person got to spit on the broom. Wow, I 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:23.160 don't point out a graveyard like stuff like that. I 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.240 never heard that before in my life. You got so 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:29.440 many of these, it's a spectacular. I think what's most 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:34.080 amazing for me is that, like, Okay, I totally agree 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.160 with what you're saying that a lot of this is 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:38.720 sort of like, uh, it's a game of telephone for 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:41.760 our fears, right, and sort of for like the logic 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:46.720 of yesteryear. So like some person migrated to this country. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:51.720 Migrated is a weighted word. They were invited against their 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:56.080 will to this country, and they came with traditions and 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:59.560 with beliefs and information from a place that they used 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.720 to live, which then sort of gets like broken down 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:06.320 and mixed up and turned into ultimately what becomes a 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:09.760 don't sweep somebody's feet because you're gonna like put a 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:11.399 curse on them. And then they got to spin on 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:14.439 a broom and that probably is rooted in like it was. 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:16.679 You know, the broom is dirty, and if you sweep 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:19.920 their feet, maybe you're like spreading a disease or something, 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:21.560 you know what I mean. Like it's sometimes it's a 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:26.000 simple thing that we then make bigger too, just continue 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:29.400 a tradition. The word I was thinking of his root 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.960 put a route on them, a root r O O T. 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:35.400 I assume that's how you spell it. I just remember, 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.520 like put a like let me see if I can google, 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.920 because that I guess that makes sense. If we're talking 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:45.120 about a root, it's like you're you're working with them 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:47.640 at the core, you know what I mean, like at 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:50.400 the base of them. Yeah, you put a route on them, 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:56.080 that's what. Yeah, So you put a root on somebody 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:58.879 and then and then they fall in love with you 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:01.880 forever or won't cheat on you, or in the case 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:04.119 of that dude that lived next door to your mom, 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:08.280 loses his hair. Yeah, and I was his brother who 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:12.040 lives in Detroit. Okay, in the South, you put the 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:15.840 emphasis on the d. It ain't Detroit. It ain't Detroit. 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.760 It ended up in Detroit. The other part of this 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:22.359 that's really fascinating is you're saying that a part of 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:28.400 it is just people getting changes in their life. Yeah, 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:30.720 you know what I mean. Like, you're like, ah, that 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:32.880 dude who used to be out here in these streets 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:36.560 is now committed to a lady. And we're all in 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:40.720 our twenties and thirties. So maybe he just matured and 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:43.040 committed to a nice person. He was just ready to 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:47.240 grow up, or she put a spell on him permanently 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:49.440 changing the way that he lives his life because he 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:52.160 left the barbecue too early. All right, Yeah, I'm gonna 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:53.400 get on out of here. Me and the lady gonna 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:55.760 go lay it down, you know, rest up by some 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:59.200 will of fortune. Oh, she don't put a route on him. 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:02.639 That ain't the man we know. Or if the woman 0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:05.439 was like kind of like mean or something like like 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:06.880 if he would like went to go get an extra 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:10.840 rib and she was like that's enough ribs. You're right, babe, 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:14.320 I got to watch my colesterol. Wait a minute, he 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:19.480 didn't know cholesterol before this motherfucker's routed. Yeah, she put 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:24.600 a root on him. That's hilarious. Okay, So even with that, 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:28.400 do you think that when you're your grandmother, your mom, 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:31.040 your family members are sort of talking about this, do 0:19:31.160 --> 0:19:35.240 they think of this is like demonic? Is this like 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:38.160 the work of evil? Or is this just a thing 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:41.679 that a a woman or a person could do. I 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:45.440 think they equated to like demonic and stuff like anti 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:49.000 god stuff for sure. Sure. Yeah. Right. The fact that 0:19:49.040 --> 0:19:52.120 this ain't in the Bible, yeah, means that it's it's 0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:54.679 not of God, therefore it's evil, yeah, Or is it 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:56.440 in the Bible? Is there some woman in the Bible 0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:58.760 that put her hex on a man? And because that's 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:01.760 that's probably where it's probably the root of just misogyny 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:05.359 in general. On top of being like you know, misogynistic 0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:08.240 culture that we already is, but like think about women 0:20:08.280 --> 0:20:10.560 will do these type of things to you, you know, 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:14.600 like saying that No. I mean to that point, almost 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:17.480 every misogynistic thing I could do, I could cite a 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:19.800 Bible verse. Yeah you know what I mean, Like if 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:22.119 I decided to beat my wife. There's a verse that 0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:24.639 will be like, yeah, he had to do that. She 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:30.560 was she was being unreasonable reading and being herself. Well, 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:32.679 he had to he had to beat her up. Good. 0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:39.159 It is wild. That's how they justified this ship. I 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:42.080 feel like there's a Bible verse for everything we talked about. 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:44.720 How like there's a Trump tweet for every dumb thing 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:47.399 that he sort of does or says. Whatever there is, 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:51.199 there's probably a vibe there. People quote almost the exact 0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:56.040 same Bible verses for justifying slavery as they do for 0:20:56.200 --> 0:21:00.399 justifying white slavery was never a thing that you should 0:21:00.440 --> 0:21:03.480 be allowed. Yeah, that's sort of like this insane or 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:08.840 justifying homophobia and and rejecting homophobia, some of these same 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:12.159 texts are like identical, but it's just the way you 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:14.960 decide to read that. That's the way people put contextualize 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:17.679 this stuff. And it's crazy to me, like just just 0:21:17.760 --> 0:21:22.359 contextualizing hate, right, it's wild. I just I just needed 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:24.359 a reason to hate you. So I'm gonna go to 0:21:24.440 --> 0:21:27.600 this three thousand year old book and allow that to 0:21:27.640 --> 0:21:30.960 be the source for why this is okay. Do you 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:33.440 remember that you used to watch when you were a kid, 0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:35.800 Like maybe with your grandma or something, oh so much. 0:21:35.960 --> 0:21:39.720 Remember the snake Church? I oh that was the one. Yeah, 0:21:39.800 --> 0:21:42.520 tell me more you So it was like that. I 0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:46.080 just remember this episode of forty eight hours or not 0:21:46.160 --> 0:21:49.080 forty eight hours. What was that show? Sixty minutes, not 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:51.560 sixty minutes, fifty minutes, and they just went to this 0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:55.359 church that everybody was like jumping around like bleeding the blood, 0:21:55.960 --> 0:21:58.320 like with snakes in their hands. And they were like, 0:21:58.320 --> 0:22:01.560 you just bring out these big buckets and maybe Jesus 0:22:01.600 --> 0:22:04.040 with these snakes. And I think that's still a thing. Like, 0:22:04.400 --> 0:22:07.000 so forgive me if that's your religion, if you're listening 0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:09.400 to this, and like, I don't want you to get 0:22:09.400 --> 0:22:15.080 the dear Lankston, I don't write me right, Carl, he's 0:22:15.080 --> 0:22:19.000 the one, your snake god. He doesn't believe in him. 0:22:19.440 --> 0:22:24.800 He said, it's it's crazy. I am extremely afraid of snakes. 0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:26.880 So I believe that it's out there if y'all want 0:22:26.880 --> 0:22:29.680 to believe it with I've been watching a ship ton 0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:33.320 of Naked and Afraid. In almost every episode they're like 0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:37.399 introducing a new snake that can murder you. And so 0:22:37.480 --> 0:22:40.639 the idea that you would then incorporate that into your 0:22:40.880 --> 0:22:44.800 Your relationship with an omniscient god is fucking wild to 0:22:45.840 --> 0:22:49.119 like this. This thing is uh is not your friend. 0:22:49.200 --> 0:22:52.399 It's actually like not at all interested in being around you. 0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:55.160 So why would you want that to be how you 0:22:55.240 --> 0:23:00.600 speak to your lord? Especially in like uh, Wyoming, what 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:05.800 they're doing, like and like Missoula, Montana, they worshiping snakes 0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:09.480 and it's like, man, I was out here chilling. I'm 0:23:09.520 --> 0:23:14.360 not about right. There's only eight people in Wyoming. Why 0:23:14.400 --> 0:23:17.240 would you one of the eight come get a snake 0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:20.200 and then trap it and not just let it free 0:23:20.200 --> 0:23:21.879 in this big space? Are you're really about to talk 0:23:21.920 --> 0:23:23.760 to guy? Because I'm about to bite your assid kill you. 0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:28.280 Oh man, Okay, we're gonna take a break and we're 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:31.040 gonna be back with more Carl Tart and more, my 0:23:31.160 --> 0:23:46.800 mama told me. And we are bad. Yeah, I'm brown, guidess. 0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:50.040 Ain't nobody got time for that. We're back with more 0:23:50.160 --> 0:23:52.919 Carl Tart and we are back with more, my mama 0:23:52.960 --> 0:23:55.760 told me. He is telling me more and more about 0:23:55.840 --> 0:23:58.600 this route that might be put on you if a 0:23:58.640 --> 0:24:02.280 woman were to put her menstrue old blood in your spaghetti. 0:24:05.640 --> 0:24:09.480 I here's something that I'm fascinated with. Was there any 0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:14.520 alternative in your youth for a man doing something to 0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:18.120 a woman. No, there was never. It's the same way 0:24:18.200 --> 0:24:21.080 right now. How you notice how quick and I found 0:24:21.080 --> 0:24:25.600 myself doing this before mm hmm. I had a friend who, 0:24:25.640 --> 0:24:26.879 first of all, this is the word that we shouldn't 0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:29.719 used to describe anybody. But none of us are perfect. 0:24:30.160 --> 0:24:33.879 How easily we call women crazy, like if they get 0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:36.320 or hysterical or something like that, if they a little 0:24:36.320 --> 0:24:39.080 bit off the rocker, you know, if they're dealing with something, 0:24:39.119 --> 0:24:40.600 let's give them a little bit more respect, Like you 0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:42.920 don't know what they're dealing with. If they're dealing with something. 0:24:43.080 --> 0:24:46.200 You heard it here, ladies, Carl, thanks you off your rocket, 0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:51.240 your couple, a couple of eggs, straut of easter basket. No, 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:55.240 but we were talking about this dude who is a 0:24:55.240 --> 0:24:58.679 buddy of ours, who was doing some wild ship. Like 0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:02.800 we were like going through these unconscious mental hoops, trying 0:25:02.840 --> 0:25:05.320 to not necessarily defend his behavior, but just trying to 0:25:05.359 --> 0:25:07.679 figure out, like, man, what is going on? What is 0:25:07.680 --> 0:25:09.800 he doing? He did he did this, and then he 0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:11.680 did that, and they did that, and then another friend 0:25:11.760 --> 0:25:13.240 was like, yeah, that's the same thing at home girls 0:25:13.240 --> 0:25:15.320 doing It's like, man, yeah, she's crazy as hell. And 0:25:15.520 --> 0:25:17.640 it was so quick with us, like wait, why didn't 0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:23.280 we call him crazy? Is he crazy too? Yeah, they're 0:25:23.320 --> 0:25:27.639 both acting up exactly. We're using the same word, the 0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:31.560 exact same behaviors. And so I think, to your point, 0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:33.439 so much of it is rooted in the fact that, 0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:37.080 like we just want to call women crazy for ship, yes, 0:25:37.119 --> 0:25:39.439 that of being reasonable and being like okay, no, we 0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:42.159 all act up exactly. Got some things that we go 0:25:42.320 --> 0:25:45.520 through exactly Misbehave you never heard of any men doing 0:25:45.560 --> 0:25:50.040 any type of witchcraft type stuff, right, Like that's always 0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:53.480 been reserved for women in those like historical things of 0:25:53.560 --> 0:25:56.880 any sort like that, And so yeah, it's all it's 0:25:56.880 --> 0:26:01.320 all misogynistic in a way. Yeah. So I did some research. 0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:05.359 I did some deep diving into this conspiracy theory. I 0:26:05.400 --> 0:26:07.159 wanted to see where it came from. I wanted to 0:26:07.160 --> 0:26:10.159 see what what connections it had to some of the 0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:12.600 things that we're talking about. Is specifically, I did want 0:26:12.600 --> 0:26:16.399 to find out if there were any male alternatives to 0:26:16.640 --> 0:26:22.680 putting menstrul blood and even uh nonsiss gendered women alternatives 0:26:22.720 --> 0:26:26.199 to putting menstrual blood in uh someone's spaghetti. And what 0:26:26.280 --> 0:26:29.640 I found is that, uh, one of the words that 0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:32.800 kept coming up is voodoo spaghetti. I don't know if 0:26:32.880 --> 0:26:35.320 y'all ever called it that, but they're basically calling it 0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:40.119 voodoo spaghetti. Um. But it's connected largely to who do 0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:44.840 you know? Who do? Like old school like witchcraft type like, 0:26:45.880 --> 0:26:49.320 But I think it's specifically for black people and not 0:26:49.600 --> 0:26:53.680 like africanized you know, black people or people from like 0:26:54.000 --> 0:26:57.679 the greater diaspora. I think it's more like African American 0:26:58.520 --> 0:27:01.560 black people made who Do? Which is like a weird 0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:04.480 trail mix of a bunch of other different sort of 0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:08.280 like witchcrafts and and magic and all that stuff. And 0:27:08.320 --> 0:27:11.359 so this one is largely connected to who Do. And 0:27:11.400 --> 0:27:13.160 one of the things that they say is that it's 0:27:13.200 --> 0:27:17.199 all rooted in pheromones. That like, the reason the period 0:27:17.200 --> 0:27:20.800 blood is so essential is because you're making your pheromones 0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:25.159 attached to the man's scent or knows and then his 0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:28.919 conscious because of that, and then he's connected to you forever. 0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:32.280 And like you said, he either is number one going 0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:35.960 to uh never cheat on you or he's going to 0:27:36.080 --> 0:27:40.600 commit to you permanently he'll never leave. Yeah, so so 0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:44.479 it's just animalistic essentially. It's what they're arguing is that 0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:47.800 this is just animal tactics, which makes sense, you know, 0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:53.080 giraffes and fucking goats like p on each other or 0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:57.320 like each other's p yeah, exactly to figure out if like, oh, 0:27:57.400 --> 0:27:59.080 this one makes me horny. I like the way or 0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:02.960 piece Mills piss on a fire hydrant. Now it's yours. 0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:07.880 We'll never leave this fire hydrant. This is ours. So 0:28:08.520 --> 0:28:11.680 the part that that I think is especially interesting when 0:28:11.680 --> 0:28:15.639 it comes to other groups, or rather other genders and 0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:18.800 other uh sexualities in all of this is that they 0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:23.560 say the alternative to menstrual blood is either seeming or urine. 0:28:24.520 --> 0:28:27.280 Had you heard any of that. I've never heard of 0:28:27.359 --> 0:28:31.240 anything of a man like putting, like pissing in anything 0:28:31.359 --> 0:28:36.760 or coming in any of this root. That's disgusting it, 0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:40.239 but that's what they're saying. They're saying that if you, 0:28:40.360 --> 0:28:43.120 Carl Tart, decide that you have a nice young lady 0:28:43.160 --> 0:28:45.960 that you want to keep forever, you could just jerk 0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:50.400 off into her spaghetti, and in theory, you are creating 0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:54.280 the same curse that are route that someone else might 0:28:54.360 --> 0:28:57.360 have put on you. Honey, tonight for dinner, we're having alfredo. 0:29:00.000 --> 0:29:07.280 It's especially white. This this got oh my gosh, this 0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:11.240 is crazy. Okay, I want to read you a quote 0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:14.280 because the person, especially from the website that I found 0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:16.480 that was sort of breaking down a lot of this stuff. 0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:19.880 She has a quote about her practice because she says 0:29:19.920 --> 0:29:22.200 that basically, you can use urine, you could use semen, 0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:25.960 you can use period blood. It's not necessarily all rooted 0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:29.560 in just needing to be a woman, although that's sort 0:29:29.560 --> 0:29:32.080 of where it's started. I think, you know, for the 0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:35.520 same reasons you said, because of misogyny and these weird 0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:40.040 backwards approaches to how love works. But okay, a quote 0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:43.600 from a woman named Katherine Brian Woe Day. I think 0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:46.080 it's how you would say this, and she says I 0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:49.640 have done this often. She's referring to placing these texes 0:29:49.880 --> 0:29:52.760 on her lovers. She says, I have done this often 0:29:53.080 --> 0:29:57.520 with uniformally good results. I have directly fed gobbits of 0:29:57.640 --> 0:30:02.040 minstreum to my lover from my fingers, as one might 0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:05.080 feed a pet. This was done to bind him, but 0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:08.880 to avoid the sneakiness of slipping it into his drinks. 0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:12.000 I want him to know how much I want him 0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:14.480 to be mine and to know that I am working 0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:17.840 the spell on him right out in the open. That's 0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:22.040 some freaky ship and he knows if he knows, they 0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:28.840 are some real freaky ship of manstream manstream from my hand, 0:30:29.720 --> 0:30:32.680 I didn't know what a gob it was. We learned 0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:35.480 something new every day, we got a new vocabulary word. 0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:39.640 We learned it in a disgusting way. That so, I 0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:42.680 think what makes it fascinating is that for you when 0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:45.080 you were growing up, this was presented as like a 0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:50.720 secretive thing that like this was exclusive to women, sort 0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:54.200 of doing it in this backhanded way, Uh, to to 0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:57.720 trap a man. And she's saying, no, I do my 0:30:57.720 --> 0:31:01.160 my spells in the open. I finger feed him like 0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:04.360 a pet. He knows, he knows what he's getting, right. 0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:09.760 Is there any quote in there where he responds like, yeah, 0:31:09.920 --> 0:31:13.560 she'd be doing that. Hey, a gob it's a guy, 0:31:13.880 --> 0:31:16.040 you know what I mean. I had a couple of 0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:19.400 gubs last night, you know, a little fool my stomach 0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:24.120 this morning. Uh, somebody's like, you want to go for lundie, Like, No, 0:31:24.440 --> 0:31:28.760 I had a big old gub it last Actually gonna 0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:31.840 be good about two or three. It's not my feeding 0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:34.280 when I'm an intimated fasting. You know it once four 0:31:34.280 --> 0:31:35.840 o'clock hits. I have a couple of guy but you 0:31:35.840 --> 0:31:37.160 know I need But at that point I get a 0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:39.840 minyub since I want to until midnight, so I go 0:31:39.920 --> 0:31:44.160 to sleep. I'm on a strictly gobbit diet. It's sort 0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:47.480 of like, uh like Atkins, but you know it's gobbits. 0:31:48.520 --> 0:31:53.400 This is wild. Yeah. So this woman, I think specifically, 0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:55.840 it's sort of doing this thing where she's trying to 0:31:56.000 --> 0:32:01.280 update the conspiracy theory or update the of uh let's 0:32:01.320 --> 0:32:04.160 call it wizardry of whatever. This is the magic of 0:32:04.200 --> 0:32:06.920 all of this where she's saying it isn't specific to 0:32:07.080 --> 0:32:09.880 just women. This isn't something that you have to do 0:32:10.040 --> 0:32:12.600 in like secret. This very well could be something you 0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:16.280 keep in the open, and any gender or sexuality or 0:32:16.920 --> 0:32:21.280 identity way of identifying yourself can participate in this kind 0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:24.040 of magic. So she's taking the stigma out of it, 0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:29.240 I think so, or at least trying to. I am 0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:34.080 releasing to take the stigma out of it. It's not witchcraft, 0:32:34.080 --> 0:32:37.320 it's not bad. Witchcraft is associated with evil. I'm doing 0:32:37.360 --> 0:32:40.160 this from a loving standpoint. I want this man to 0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:43.720 be forever indebted to me against his mental will in 0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:50.320 a loving way. I can't have him doing this in secret. 0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:54.120 That's got to be out in the open when trap him. Okay. 0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:57.080 The addition, and this is the part that really pushed 0:32:57.120 --> 0:33:00.240 it over for me, where she sort of talks about, uh, 0:33:00.320 --> 0:33:03.400 the inclusion of other groups in this is she says 0:33:03.480 --> 0:33:06.600 that uh, and she I think is specifically referring to 0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:09.760 when a woman is not menstruating. But she says that 0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:12.520 when a woman does not have menstrual blood and so 0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:16.000 that includes like you know, a transperson, that includes a 0:33:16.080 --> 0:33:19.480 person in menopause. That's all the different various ways that 0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.160 a person may or may not have their menstrual blood 0:33:22.200 --> 0:33:24.640 available to them or at all. But she says, when 0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:27.760 they don't have menstrual blood available, they are encouraged to 0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:33.400 use vaginal fluids gathered after masturbation during the full moon. 0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:36.120 But during the full moon has to be a certain 0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:39.360 gotta be the full moon. Uh, you know, I can't. 0:33:39.400 --> 0:33:43.600 I can't listens get personal for a second here. Okay. 0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:47.080 You know we've all had our share of of intimate partners, 0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:50.880 and we've all, you know, been about that freaky ship. 0:33:51.000 --> 0:33:55.280 Sometimes I ain't never went down on a woman and 0:33:55.600 --> 0:34:00.400 been like, well, full moon outside, I think this the one? 0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:02.440 Or have I do you think you have? I mean 0:34:02.440 --> 0:34:05.520 you're married now, man, Like I am, Mary, was it 0:34:05.600 --> 0:34:07.920 a full moon? First? I have no idea. And that's 0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:09.600 what I said it to my wife the other day, 0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:11.840 because I started reading about all this stuff and I 0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:13.640 tried to run it past her, just to get a 0:34:13.680 --> 0:34:16.160 sense of of what I you know, if I'm saying 0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:19.480 something wild or inappropriate all that stuff. And I was saying, 0:34:19.640 --> 0:34:24.120 I can't say for absolute certain that you haven't put 0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:27.480 a curse on me, that that you didn't hex me. 0:34:27.920 --> 0:34:30.279 But then I was like, well, you don't really make spaghetti, 0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:33.840 but she was like, I make zoodos. I make uh, 0:34:33.880 --> 0:34:37.160 I make posta saus and zoodos instead of spaghetti. And 0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:39.840 I was like, damn, so that you could have easily 0:34:39.880 --> 0:34:42.359 put something in there. There you go, she says then 0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:45.600 and then just rolls out of the car. Why y'all driving? 0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:51.879 She just offs herself like I told him, I guess 0:34:51.920 --> 0:34:55.600 I got to die. I caught you. I wonder about that. 0:34:55.600 --> 0:34:57.680 That's interesting. Now I don't be looking for full moons 0:34:57.719 --> 0:35:00.279 and be like I can't you get you get that 0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:02.560 call from the backslide and it's a full moon, and 0:35:02.600 --> 0:35:04.160 she's like, what are you doing tonight? You want to 0:35:04.160 --> 0:35:07.279 come over in netflix? Hey, I'd love to get you out, 0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:10.520 but it's a it's a full moon. It's all curses work. Yeah, 0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:13.080 it's a full moon out there. I don't think me 0:35:13.120 --> 0:35:15.000 and you are gonna go any much further than this 0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:17.160 hook up situation. I don't want to be forced to. 0:35:17.640 --> 0:35:19.440 I don't want to be forced to by the laws 0:35:19.480 --> 0:35:23.560 of nature. Therefore, I'm gonna stay at home. I don't 0:35:23.600 --> 0:35:25.920 need any who do happening on me, So I'm just 0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:29.120 gonna chill. But please call me in three days that 0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:32.560 moon is slightly less full. It's gonna be boys gonna 0:35:32.560 --> 0:35:34.680 be outside looking at the moon being like, okn't I 0:35:34.719 --> 0:35:38.960 can't do it tonight. I get trapped. Okay. So one 0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:42.760 of the things that I, I especially, was concerned about 0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:46.400 with this is is there any possibility of this being 0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:50.880 um risky, like beyond like being trapped right, like beyond 0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:54.000 the concept of like, Okay, this woman who I may 0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:56.480 or may not have been meant to be with, tricks 0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:59.640 me into being with her forever? Is there like any 0:36:00.719 --> 0:36:03.360 chance of like a disease coming from all of this, 0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:06.360 And so there were quite a few articles that basically 0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:09.680 said that eating someone else's blood is not good like 0:36:09.800 --> 0:36:12.680 fresh You're not just supposed to eat someone's fresh blood 0:36:12.760 --> 0:36:15.319 like the gobbits. That's not something you're supposed to be 0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:19.000 tasting from another human being. Well, you know, you've seen 0:36:19.040 --> 0:36:23.920 tweets where it's like, uh, a girl be like, y'all 0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:27.759 ain't mature. Y'all man ain't mature because y'all ain't going 0:36:27.840 --> 0:36:30.759 down on your girlfriends when they on their periods. Y'all 0:36:30.760 --> 0:36:33.239 think that's nasty. Y'all think there is a grows my 0:36:33.280 --> 0:36:36.879 man is mature, and it's like, see and if there's 0:36:36.920 --> 0:36:39.680 if there's, if there's medical proof that that is not 0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:43.319 a good idea. And they don't say it's just that 0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:47.080 blood carries a lot of like pathogens, right, and blood 0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:50.440 borne pathogens specifically, So they don't say that it's dangerous, 0:36:50.560 --> 0:36:53.760 assuming that you're the person you've committed to is clean 0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:56.160 and safe and all those things. But if you're just 0:36:56.239 --> 0:36:59.400 going down on women willy nilly, part of the commitment 0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:02.759 you might be making is that y'all share a disease. Now, 0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:06.960 all right, I guess we go together. Since we both 0:37:07.000 --> 0:37:11.000 got this, I guess you're gonna be my special someone forever, 0:37:12.040 --> 0:37:15.439 or at least for another eight years before we don't 0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:20.759 exist anymore. Oh my god. Okay, this is the other 0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:23.720 part that I was really fascinated with, which I didn't consider. 0:37:23.760 --> 0:37:26.080 And this actually goes back to what you were saying 0:37:26.520 --> 0:37:29.279 about the sweeping of the broom. Right then, if you 0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:32.799 sweep across someone's feet and then uh, you could spin 0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:36.120 on the broom and the curses released. I didn't realize 0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:40.879 that these uh curses had alternative ways of getting out 0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:42.399 of them. So I want to read some of them 0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:44.960 to you and get your thoughts on each one. If 0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:48.560 that's okay. Okay, Hell Yet, if you are cursed by 0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:50.640 a woman, and they say woman, but I think at 0:37:50.640 --> 0:37:53.880 this point we've established it applies to all people. But 0:37:54.000 --> 0:37:57.560 if you are cursed by a person, you have three options. 0:37:57.640 --> 0:38:02.440 Three options. Number one, A doctor can perform a purification 0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:06.279 on the man on the subject, such as washing him 0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:09.719 in a bath of rue herb tea, smoking him with 0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:13.880 uncrossing incense, and then dressing him with van Van oil. 0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:17.600 All right, let me get a pen here. Just make 0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:23.239 sure that all checks out. There's nothing in there, nothing 0:38:23.280 --> 0:38:26.000 there that I don't think I mean incense, I guess, 0:38:26.200 --> 0:38:28.560 I guess like burning sage or something like that. I 0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:31.239 think it has the same quality as burning sage. I'm 0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:34.880 sure that you know. I don't know what crossing incense is. 0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:37.880 I have no idea what van van oil. Crossing incident is. 0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:40.640 Probably just going like this. You can see me, they 0:38:40.640 --> 0:38:43.000 can't see me, but like just like waving your hands 0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:46.840 from side to side, cross motions with your arms, like okay, 0:38:46.840 --> 0:38:51.600 these incense crossed. You're good. Okay, So that's number one 0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:54.719 ouction number two. If the man has been rendered impotent 0:38:54.840 --> 0:38:57.799 by the enemy woman. The enemy woman is what they 0:38:57.880 --> 0:39:01.120 phrase it, or how they phrase it, rather uh, which 0:39:01.160 --> 0:39:03.760 apparently is part of the curse that like. The curse 0:39:03.920 --> 0:39:07.000 is just a general curse, but often it's used for 0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:12.280 love and commitment, but could easily be turned into making 0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:14.719 your dick not work. But if the man has been 0:39:14.760 --> 0:39:18.000 rendered impotent by the enemy woman, he can perform a 0:39:18.120 --> 0:39:21.800 specific spell of his own, such as drawing cross marks 0:39:21.840 --> 0:39:25.719 on his penis for nine days or pissing into red 0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:29.960 ants uh to restore his manhood. That's easy to do, 0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:35.360 pissing fire bed A fire ant bed, that's easy. Do 0:39:35.360 --> 0:39:37.479 you know where a lot of fire ant beds are 0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:40.040 sort of like located. I mean in the South for sure. 0:39:41.000 --> 0:39:42.680 My grandma's yard. We used to be running around with 0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:45.360 those shoes on and get eight up. Yeah, so you 0:39:45.440 --> 0:39:48.120 do that. I actually could not tell you where I 0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:50.279 would find a fire in bed if I were to 0:39:50.800 --> 0:39:53.239 be cursed with impotence. Yeah, I mean, you probably have 0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:55.840 to check a couple of aunt beds. But if you, 0:39:55.960 --> 0:39:57.400 you know, just knock the top off of it. If 0:39:57.440 --> 0:39:59.080 the if the ants come out red and they're mad, 0:39:59.120 --> 0:40:04.000 they're moving fast, p on it those fires yea, all right, Well, 0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:06.919 I gotta get I guess this is really a sign 0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:08.920 that I gotta get to know my aunt community a 0:40:08.960 --> 0:40:11.839 little better. Just I don't want to just uh mess 0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:14.040 up and p on regular ants. I gotta find some 0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:17.279 fire ants in my community. Regulars like we can't help you. 0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:22.160 Come on, brother, you're just being on me for no reason. 0:40:22.760 --> 0:40:27.640 My house. Okay. This is the last one, and this, uh, 0:40:27.760 --> 0:40:30.840 I would argue, is the most jarring of the options. 0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:33.520 It says that the third option is the man or 0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:36.359 a root doctor working on his behalf can get back 0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:39.600 at the enemy woman and reverse the spell by capturing 0:40:39.640 --> 0:40:42.719 some of her menstrual blood and laying a trick for her, 0:40:43.120 --> 0:40:45.600 such as stopping her blood up in a bottle with 0:40:45.719 --> 0:40:50.200 nine pins, nine needles, and nine rusty nails, then hiding 0:40:50.200 --> 0:40:52.919 the bottle in a hollow tree where she will never 0:40:53.000 --> 0:40:55.960 find it. She'll get female trouble and we'll have to 0:40:56.080 --> 0:41:00.200 leave that man alone. Okay, that's the that sounds danger us. 0:41:00.960 --> 0:41:05.000 Also sounds hard to accomplish. It doesn't sound easy at all. 0:41:06.400 --> 0:41:09.880 You just gotta not only get access to her menstrual blood, 0:41:10.320 --> 0:41:11.960 but then you have to have enough of it to 0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:17.400 fill nine jar with nine needles, nine nails, rusty nails, 0:41:17.520 --> 0:41:21.319 and nine something else and then put it in a tree. 0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:23.279 You gotta let some nails sit out in the rain. 0:41:23.600 --> 0:41:27.120 You gotta get needles. You gotta find a tree that's 0:41:27.120 --> 0:41:29.359 hollow enough to where she can't reach in there and 0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:31.120 just grab it out. You have to do it in 0:41:31.160 --> 0:41:33.000 secret enough, so I guess when she's like at work 0:41:33.080 --> 0:41:37.080 or something, you have to find a find a tree. 0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:40.040 I do love the idea of a working woman who 0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:44.440 also is committing hexas on people. It's like, yeah, she's 0:41:44.480 --> 0:41:47.279 she's a you know, a wizard, sure, but she she 0:41:47.360 --> 0:41:51.000 got a day job's act. She also works at the 0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:55.560 credit union. She's a wizard with them numbers, you know 0:41:55.600 --> 0:42:00.080 what I mean, but also with real magic. She of 0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:03.600 some evil stuff to people. Also. To have that much 0:42:04.120 --> 0:42:09.120 period blood just sitting around, like, don't touch this right, 0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:12.800 where are these jars of period blood that you're somehow 0:42:12.880 --> 0:42:16.399 like able to access? It's a wild theory. So one 0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:18.960 of the things that that I even in terms of 0:42:19.000 --> 0:42:21.200 like the the amount of period blood, which I was 0:42:21.239 --> 0:42:23.280 always curious about. I don't know if this's ever crossed 0:42:23.320 --> 0:42:25.920 your mind, because when people say put period blood in 0:42:25.960 --> 0:42:28.839 the spaghetti, I assumed that like it was like a 0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:33.160 diva cup's worth of like emptying it out into the spaghetti. 0:42:33.320 --> 0:42:38.760 But apparently the the most common strategies are to put like, uh, 0:42:38.800 --> 0:42:42.759 a string in their vagina and then soak it up 0:42:42.880 --> 0:42:45.839 and then just sort of stir that into the spaghetti. Oh. 0:42:45.920 --> 0:42:48.520 So when you do like the around your fork situation 0:42:48.680 --> 0:42:50.480 next to this phone, you had a spoone and you 0:42:50.600 --> 0:42:52.960 round it with the fork, the string is just in 0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:54.600 there and you don't know, I don't know if you 0:42:54.680 --> 0:42:58.680 leave the string in I think you just let it 0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:00.640 soak for a minute and then you pull it out 0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:03.799 because it's like left enough of like the residue. I 0:43:03.840 --> 0:43:06.560 guess they also say you can use a tampon and 0:43:06.640 --> 0:43:09.239 just stir that like a used tampon and stir it in, 0:43:09.840 --> 0:43:13.560 because when something dries, it'll become less dry as you're 0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:18.640 stirring it into the leagal. I just want to give 0:43:18.640 --> 0:43:23.320 a shout out to everybody who's still listening, who's getting 0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:24.960 this info. I want to give a shout out to 0:43:25.000 --> 0:43:26.319 women who are writing this down. I want to give 0:43:26.320 --> 0:43:28.439 a shout out to the men who are putting their 0:43:28.520 --> 0:43:31.160 nails out in the rain. I hope that we are 0:43:31.280 --> 0:43:33.920 encouraging a bunch of women and men to hex each other. 0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:37.719 Why do I feel like this? I know I don't 0:43:37.760 --> 0:43:45.040 like this woman, I get it, Thank you. I never 0:43:45.080 --> 0:43:48.560 wanted to be with her, But here I am freaking up. 0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:53.600 All right, We're gonna take one more break and then 0:43:53.600 --> 0:43:56.279 we'll be back with more Carl turn and more. My 0:43:56.440 --> 0:44:17.120 mama told me we are Yeah, we're back here with 0:44:17.200 --> 0:44:20.680 more Carl Tart and more. My mama told me, we 0:44:20.760 --> 0:44:25.400 are still talking about the hexes that anyone of any 0:44:25.480 --> 0:44:28.719 gender in any community can put on another person by 0:44:28.800 --> 0:44:34.879 sharing their bodily fluids unbeknownst to them or beknownst to them. 0:44:35.000 --> 0:44:36.879 Is that? How is that a thing? Can you say? 0:44:37.880 --> 0:44:40.560 I mean, the one lady says her man is benounced, 0:44:40.800 --> 0:44:45.280 the goblet lady is benounced. The goblet lady does assure 0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:48.520 us that her man is beknownst the entire time that 0:44:48.600 --> 0:44:52.800 he licks it off her finger, much like an animal. Okay, 0:44:52.800 --> 0:44:54.360 I want to play a game. We're gonna play a 0:44:54.400 --> 0:44:58.279 fun game. Uh in. This game is exciting. It's a 0:44:58.400 --> 0:45:05.480 game that I like to call. Okay, here we go. 0:45:06.000 --> 0:45:09.520 I'm going to present you with a pretty innocuous, pretty 0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:13.239 widely supported fact, and then I'm going to ask you 0:45:13.320 --> 0:45:17.839 to make a much more sinister conspiracy theory from this. 0:45:18.600 --> 0:45:22.040 Any conspiracy theory you want, you go as far or 0:45:22.200 --> 0:45:24.960 is not far with it as you want. Just the 0:45:25.000 --> 0:45:28.919 only correct answer is the incorrect answer. If that makes sense, 0:45:29.000 --> 0:45:31.799 sounds good to me? Hell yeah, so Okay. The fact 0:45:31.880 --> 0:45:34.440 that I am presenting to you is that Elvis Presley. 0:45:34.560 --> 0:45:37.480 Are you familiar with Elvis Pressley? I am also a 0:45:37.480 --> 0:45:42.560 Mississippi native. Oh that's right, he is from Mississippi. Do 0:45:42.600 --> 0:45:47.320 you do you have fond feelings for Elvis? Absolutely not. Okay, 0:45:47.360 --> 0:45:51.799 sure he stole a lot from your people. Absolutely, My 0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:56.960 granddaddy was real. Elvis, say your your uncle Tart was 0:45:57.040 --> 0:46:02.399 probably the man who who he originally stole a ship from. Absolutely. Okay. Well, 0:46:02.440 --> 0:46:04.799 Elvis Presley on the day that he died, I'm sure 0:46:04.800 --> 0:46:08.160 you're happy to hear he didn't make it. Elvis Presley 0:46:08.200 --> 0:46:11.480 the day that he died, apparently before he went into 0:46:11.480 --> 0:46:13.400 the bathroom. You know, he died on the bathroom. He 0:46:13.480 --> 0:46:16.520 was actually going to read a book while he was 0:46:16.560 --> 0:46:19.840 going into the bathroom, and before he went into the bathroom, 0:46:19.920 --> 0:46:22.919 his final words, apparently the final words this man ever 0:46:22.960 --> 0:46:28.440 spoke out loud, were okay, I won't now. The White 0:46:28.480 --> 0:46:31.480 Man will tell you that the reason he said that 0:46:31.600 --> 0:46:34.640 is because she told him not to fall asleep while 0:46:34.719 --> 0:46:38.759 reading the book in the bathroom. I want you to 0:46:38.920 --> 0:46:42.360 hotep that ship. Brothers and sisters, welcome. My name is 0:46:42.560 --> 0:46:46.359 Mujaheed Mussin Bay. I hope everybody is drinking their water 0:46:46.640 --> 0:46:49.040 and eating their green vegetable, because nothing that comes out 0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:52.720 of the ground is white, So please put that cauliflower away, 0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:56.320 Brothers and sisters, Queens, kings, queens and kings of a 0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:59.560 different nation. I came here today to talk about brother 0:46:59.840 --> 0:47:04.640 l Vis Presley. Should I say, devil Elvis Presley? Who 0:47:05.800 --> 0:47:11.040 stole you know, so much property, so much land, so 0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:14.279 much from the brothers and sister the kings and queens 0:47:14.280 --> 0:47:18.040 of yesteryear, real land, fake land. He stole it all. Yes, 0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:23.520 that's correct, that's correct. And before he took his untimely 0:47:23.560 --> 0:47:26.279 trip to Hell, which I assume is where he is 0:47:26.320 --> 0:47:31.759 located currently, he graced us with the words, no, I won't. 0:47:31.840 --> 0:47:35.680 Let's break those down. No I won't. How many letters 0:47:35.719 --> 0:47:38.440 in the phrase no I won't. Seven seven the divine 0:47:38.880 --> 0:47:42.399 divine number. If you think about it, triple seven at 0:47:42.440 --> 0:47:51.200 the casino. That's bingo. That's a jackpot. Let's break that down, 0:47:51.280 --> 0:47:57.480 jack pot. Seven letters. Also, think about it, y'all. Don't 0:47:57.480 --> 0:47:59.920 hear me, y'all, don't hear me here, You all right, 0:48:00.360 --> 0:48:03.799 think about this. No I won't. When do you say no, 0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:06.920 I won't? You say no I won't. When you don't 0:48:07.320 --> 0:48:12.839 want to do something? Okay, No I won't, Yes you will, No, 0:48:13.120 --> 0:48:16.560 I won't. Think about that. What he didn't want to 0:48:16.560 --> 0:48:20.000 do was give credit to the black man. But everything 0:48:20.040 --> 0:48:22.440 that he had stolen, the land, the physical land, the 0:48:22.480 --> 0:48:27.160 metaphysical land of music, what he stole from Chuck Berry, 0:48:27.200 --> 0:48:30.640 what he stole from Little Richard. Yes, they said, give 0:48:30.680 --> 0:48:33.719 it back. And before he walked into that toilet to 0:48:33.840 --> 0:48:37.080 flush his life down to hell, to empty himself for 0:48:37.120 --> 0:48:39.719 the last time, empty himself for the last time, to 0:48:39.840 --> 0:48:45.760 shoot out all of his enters, he said no, I won't, 0:48:46.000 --> 0:48:48.760 and then died. Think about it. That's what he didn't 0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:52.760 want to do. He won't. He didn't want to give 0:48:53.280 --> 0:48:56.359 credit to the black Man, to the king of which 0:48:56.400 --> 0:48:59.959 he stole and made millions his whole career. Grace Land, 0:49:00.200 --> 0:49:03.239 No grace Land. He died with no grace. Think about it. 0:49:03.600 --> 0:49:06.200 That should have been called king Land. I hope all 0:49:06.280 --> 0:49:08.399 of you people are drinking your water and you are 0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:15.120 eating your greeen vegetables. Look, those are black voices cheering 0:49:15.160 --> 0:49:20.080 for you. Hell yeah, I do think there's probably. Well, first, 0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:23.040 let's let's remind everyone it was okay, I won't. But 0:49:23.080 --> 0:49:25.360 I love that you made it. No. I love that 0:49:25.440 --> 0:49:29.239 you said fuck it. It's no. This man was a 0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:32.080 bad man, and he said no. As far as I'm concerned, 0:49:33.280 --> 0:49:35.720 that's just a rewriting of history by the white devil 0:49:35.800 --> 0:49:40.880 to say, okay, thank you, mm hmm. But I do 0:49:41.040 --> 0:49:43.960 think that there is some legitimacy to the possibility that 0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:47.440 it wasn't just like this charming final conversation of her 0:49:47.480 --> 0:49:50.480 being like, don't fall asleep in there, and okay, I won't. 0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:54.319 I bet he was probably like, Elvis, are you gonna 0:49:54.360 --> 0:49:57.080 give back that music? You still no bucket? And then 0:49:57.080 --> 0:50:01.279 he died. This is the company you having with his maid? Right? Yeah? 0:50:01.320 --> 0:50:04.879 I think it was his girlfriend at the time. Maybe 0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:07.400 they were the same. I don't know. I'm not an 0:50:07.480 --> 0:50:13.080 Elvis historian. I haven't kept tracked I in doing looking 0:50:13.160 --> 0:50:15.680 up for a fun fact about Elvis. I did realize 0:50:15.719 --> 0:50:20.040 that that he he's a karate expert. I didn't. I 0:50:20.080 --> 0:50:22.239 didn't know that that he's actually they say he's a 0:50:22.280 --> 0:50:25.000 black belt and that he goes by like something like 0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:28.960 Tiger Man. It was his uh was his karate name, 0:50:29.000 --> 0:50:31.080 which I didn't know they gave you karate names. I 0:50:31.080 --> 0:50:33.319 didn't know that was like a thing another thing he 0:50:33.400 --> 0:50:37.440 stole from the black Man, his belt. I hope you 0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:42.359 were drinking your water and eating your green vegetables, all right, man, Well, 0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:44.600 this was fun. Yeah, man, I had a great time. 0:50:44.800 --> 0:50:47.880 This is a great time. Carl. Can you tell everybody, uh, 0:50:47.920 --> 0:50:50.160 where they can find you, what they can look out 0:50:50.239 --> 0:50:53.719 for to to see more Carl Tart. Yeah, if you 0:50:53.760 --> 0:50:55.560 had home bench and TV, you can see me on 0:50:55.600 --> 0:50:58.040 all your favorite shows. I pop up every now and 0:50:58.080 --> 0:50:59.840 then say a couple of words, give a give a 0:51:00.000 --> 0:51:04.359 hazy look. Uh, you've seen me on Brooklyn nine nine. Uh, 0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:06.040 you can see him on Superstore. You can see me 0:51:06.120 --> 0:51:10.399 on your whole NBC Thursday Night lineup whatever it is, 0:51:10.960 --> 0:51:14.200 good place. I was on that. Uh and soon well, 0:51:14.239 --> 0:51:16.120 I don't know when it's coming out, but the Keenan 0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:18.080 Show is called Keenan's gonna be on NBC. I was 0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:21.520 a writer on that. You can out. But other than that, 0:51:21.640 --> 0:51:24.400 listen to the Flagrant Ones. It's a basketball podcast I 0:51:24.480 --> 0:51:27.200 host with two guys, Hayes, that important, Sean Clements. Uh. 0:51:27.239 --> 0:51:29.880 They also host the show called Hollywood Handbook. It's on Patreon. 0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:31.880 So please reach into your pockets and give us your 0:51:31.880 --> 0:51:38.880 five dollars. Everybody y'all getting no stimulus checks. The Republicans 0:51:38.880 --> 0:51:41.000 have proved them once again today. So you're gonna have 0:51:41.320 --> 0:51:44.680 six coming. Go ahead and make that five. Go ahead 0:51:44.680 --> 0:51:46.160 and make that five night five and listen to my 0:51:46.160 --> 0:51:49.000 basketball podcast. Yeah, why would you waste that money on 0:51:49.200 --> 0:51:52.320 food and sustenance when you could listen to Carl's basketball 0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:55.880 podcast for almost a fifth of what the government is 0:51:55.880 --> 0:51:58.040 gonna give you. It's a lot. It's a lot when 0:51:58.080 --> 0:52:00.280 you think about it. This is the basketball podcast. We're 0:52:00.320 --> 0:52:03.279 gonna be talking about the bubble. Uh. And other than that, 0:52:03.400 --> 0:52:05.880 just follow me on Instagram at damnit carll d A 0:52:06.080 --> 0:52:10.080 M M I T c A r L I deleted Twitter. Okay, alright, 0:52:10.120 --> 0:52:12.400 pe to Carl's Twitter, but please follow him. He's so 0:52:12.440 --> 0:52:14.879 funny and so I'm so happy he was here. And 0:52:15.000 --> 0:52:17.839 as always, you can follow me at Lengthston Kerman on 0:52:17.880 --> 0:52:20.920 both Instagram and Twitter. I'll never leave you Twitter. You 0:52:20.920 --> 0:52:23.719 mean the world to me. I love how toxic you are. 0:52:24.000 --> 0:52:27.759 Please keep breaking my spirit every day. Uh? Have you 0:52:27.760 --> 0:52:31.600 turned off your notifications yet? I haven't turned off my notifications, 0:52:31.640 --> 0:52:34.279 but I do feel like that's coming. Yeah. I can't. 0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:36.160 I couldn't do it no more because even after turning 0:52:36.200 --> 0:52:39.480 off all my notifications, I was still seeing ship and 0:52:39.480 --> 0:52:41.400 and it wasn't even just people directing stuff at me. 0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:44.200 It's just the take culture of Twitter. I just had 0:52:44.239 --> 0:52:46.360 to be like, man, I'm out, dog, I can't. I 0:52:46.360 --> 0:52:48.480 don't want to sit there and see like I never 0:52:48.480 --> 0:52:51.359 want to see another vet's it. That's the tweet like 0:52:51.600 --> 0:52:54.000 situation because it's never a take that I care about, 0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:56.080 even if it's something that I actually do care about. 0:52:56.120 --> 0:52:58.040 I don't want to see you talk about it right 0:52:58.080 --> 0:52:59.920 now that you said it's good, I don't like it 0:53:00.000 --> 0:53:03.480 no more exactly. I had to go. But I'm still 0:53:03.520 --> 0:53:07.840 on Instagram posting pictures looking at ants. So send nudes, ladies, 0:53:08.239 --> 0:53:11.439 send nudes to Carl at damn it Carl, And thank 0:53:11.480 --> 0:53:13.920 you so much for following and listening. And this has 0:53:14.000 --> 0:53:21.080 been another amazing episode of My Mama Told Me because 0:53:21.120 --> 0:53:27.840 I've been my crop chips in your nas Koala bears 0:53:27.920 --> 0:53:38.839 are racist, mostly money, very stuff I can't tell me.