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Speaker 1: an exceptional, wonderful, spectacular episode of My Mama Told Me,
Speaker 1: the podcast where we dive deep into the nooks and
Speaker 1: the crannies, and the bras and the panties of black
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories and we work to finally cast our vote
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Speaker 1: word nigga. They're black, They're clearly black, but are they
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Speaker 1: who's pretending to be a black man for money. Who
Speaker 1: knows it was a different time in America. I'm doing well.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Lenkston Kerman as always, I'm excited to
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Speaker 1: I'm struggling through it. I used to just see whale
Speaker 1: videos and NBA clips and you know, appropriately aged, thick ladies.
Speaker 1: But now it's somebody's grandma and I'm feeling something. I
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Speaker 1: have judged myself for no less than a year ago,
Speaker 1: but we'll find out. I'm very excited that you're here.
Speaker 1: You sent me a conspiracy theory that I had heard before,
Speaker 1: but I don't know a lot about, or certainly didn't
Speaker 1: know a lot about before you sent it over. And
Speaker 1: I wasn't even sure if it was just like some
Speaker 1: wild ship that some people say, or if it was
Speaker 1: like actually a conspiracy theory. But the conspiracy you sent over,
Speaker 1: you said, my mama told me, don't eat spaghetti from
Speaker 1: a woman you don't know, or she might put her
Speaker 1: mr blood in it and put a hex on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my grandmama used to say that, and my mama said
Speaker 1: it as well. Wow, So I'm from Mississippi, where that's okay,
Speaker 1: you know, the home of American slavery and the home
Speaker 1: of all of these conspiracy theories and like so you know,
Speaker 1: that was the one that that popped in my head
Speaker 1: first when I think about when I was a kid
Speaker 1: and you know, your grandma and them trying to tell you,
Speaker 1: like when you grow up, because you know, they expected
Speaker 1: you're gonna be straight. There's no other option. They never
Speaker 1: even crossed their mind that like maybe maybe I want
Speaker 1: a man to cook me exactly, but like they're gonna say,
Speaker 1: when you grow up and you know, you start dealing
Speaker 1: with these girls, don't go, you know, spaghetti and you
Speaker 1: ain't seen a cook. And they wouldn't tell me. They
Speaker 1: wouldn't tell me why I had Later. They didn't start
Speaker 1: off by explaining periods to you and then getting to spaghetti.
Speaker 1: They started with spaghetti and then later you discovered periods
Speaker 1: and realized there was a correlation. Yes, yes, when you're
Speaker 1: a little boy, they don't tell you what periods are.
Speaker 1: And even though I mean, definitely, there's been many times
Speaker 1: with my grandmama. My mama was sitting on the on
Speaker 1: the toiletone like winning pads out of it, like you know, well,
Speaker 1: they don't tell you what that is. Sure, he's just like, man,
Speaker 1: my grandma her niece must hurt putting pads all over.
Speaker 1: And you know all our grandma was with thirty two
Speaker 1: when we were kids, so right, I grand my skateboard,
Speaker 1: So I guess she used these pads for something exactly. Wait,
Speaker 1: so how old were you when they first told you
Speaker 1: not to let a lady cook you spaghetti without seeing
Speaker 1: the process. I was probably like six or seven the
Speaker 1: first time I ever heard that whole tell like, don't
Speaker 1: ever let when you get older, don't let no woman
Speaker 1: make you spaghetti. Yeah, I don't ever no one make
Speaker 1: you spaghetti that you didn't see your make And is
Speaker 1: it for you? Was it exclusively spaghetti? Like? Yeah? That
Speaker 1: was only okay, So this is because if so she's
Speaker 1: making like rigatoni and it's the exact same ingredients. That's fine,
Speaker 1: little little chicken palms all that's cool. Oh that's cool,
Speaker 1: same ingredients, just a different shape posta but spaghetti specific. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the only one, because I mean, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: ain't nobody making an open and Mississippi right, that's fair.
Speaker 1: I feel like spaghetti is the one uh consistent crossover
Speaker 1: for black people in Italian people. Yeah. Yeah, Like that's
Speaker 1: the one where we're like in agreement about this. Everything
Speaker 1: else we're like, I don't know about that ship. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to cook that. That ain't my thing,
Speaker 1: But fucking spaghetti will do it. It's such an easy
Speaker 1: dinner and it's so filling, and you can feed so
Speaker 1: many people on just like one pack of spaghetti, one
Speaker 1: bottle of ragou. Right, oh you're a ragon man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like Prago. Okay, I love that. Those are
Speaker 1: the only two. I don't like Prego. I'm all about
Speaker 1: that ragu meat flavored. Okay, you don't even you. I
Speaker 1: assume you put meat in as well, but you like
Speaker 1: the meat flavoring. Addition to black people, don't make uh
Speaker 1: spaghetti without meat, No, no, you gotta cook the ground
Speaker 1: beef up first. Yeah. That's a jarring uh discovery for
Speaker 1: a lot of white people, I think is that black
Speaker 1: people almost exclusively eat spaghetti with meat or some meat
Speaker 1: substitute there. Spaghetti is not spaghetti for black people if
Speaker 1: there's not something else in it. Absolutely so, you know
Speaker 1: how the noodles are never al dente without spaghetti, and
Speaker 1: you put the meat and the sauce in the pot
Speaker 1: and cook it with that. First time when I went
Speaker 1: to some a friend's house, a white friend's house, and
Speaker 1: they had spaghetti, it was separate. It's like you get
Speaker 1: your and you regulate how much sauce you're gonna put
Speaker 1: on that, And I'm like, well, this supposed to be
Speaker 1: all mixed up with some with some craft singles in here.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I don't think you know how to make
Speaker 1: spaghetti exactly where your craft singles. Why do you have
Speaker 1: all these pots? This is a one pot meal. Would
Speaker 1: you like parmagian? Would you like some parmesan? No? I
Speaker 1: don't want a damn parmesan. I want craft single. Give
Speaker 1: me crash, peel back that plastic and put a piece
Speaker 1: of cheese in there, exactly. Okay. So so you're you're
Speaker 1: hearing this at six years old, seven years old? What
Speaker 1: is your your initial response? Are you immediately like, okay,
Speaker 1: for sure, I understand or is it just one of
Speaker 1: those things? What are you feeling? I'm feeling at this point.
Speaker 1: It's my grandma, and so I'm like whatever she says
Speaker 1: is right, you know, And so like if she said
Speaker 1: don't eat spaghetti and nobody's house. You don't you can
Speaker 1: getting nobody's house, you don't. Like. That's just like, that's
Speaker 1: just what I thought was a rule, And I didn't
Speaker 1: know that she was a saying it jokingly in a way,
Speaker 1: you know, like ingest, not not jokingly. She probably really
Speaker 1: was like be careful, but also ingest being like because
Speaker 1: it's such an old thing. I feel like like she
Speaker 1: probably hearing that when she was a kid or whatever.
Speaker 1: So it's like she was saying like that. But you know,
Speaker 1: as a kid, you get scared of stuff like that.
Speaker 1: When your parents tell you legends to try to keep
Speaker 1: you in line in some sort of way, you get
Speaker 1: scared of what that could be. And so, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna step My grandma told me not to eat
Speaker 1: spaghetti that I ain't see the woman cook, so I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna eat it. I just love the idea of
Speaker 1: you going over your white friend's house and then eating
Speaker 1: that's but you have to watch the mom cook the
Speaker 1: spaghetti in order to eat the mix, the unmixed spaghetti
Speaker 1: that they're offering you. Afterwords, Miss Wikerson, what do we
Speaker 1: having for dinner tonight? I called my grandma. She said,
Speaker 1: it's Okay if I stayed, what are we having that? Oh?
Speaker 1: We having spaghetti? Okay, all right, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: watch that. Unfortunately, I can't keep playing PlayStation. I gotta
Speaker 1: watch your mama cook spahett You mind if I sit
Speaker 1: at the kitchen the table where we just have a
Speaker 1: chat while you making well, just love to check your
Speaker 1: process tailors in the other room. If you want to
Speaker 1: play with him, No, I think I'm gonna listen. He's
Speaker 1: a great guy. I'm really enjoying them. Thank you for
Speaker 1: what you did to raise such a bright young man.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna need you to make that spahetti in
Speaker 1: front of me exactly. Okay. So, so you're saying that
Speaker 1: your grandmother, uh, there was a tone of jess to it,
Speaker 1: that she was probably sort of being silly, possibly because
Speaker 1: she's telling a six or seven year old that like
Speaker 1: a very you know, sexual thing that probably he doesn't understand.
Speaker 1: But do you think that part of her actually believed it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so for sure. I think so. Because also
Speaker 1: a lot of how do urban legends be started that
Speaker 1: you know, they all got a story about somebody who
Speaker 1: actually did with whatever, and that was like the conversation
Speaker 1: that that was when grown folks was talking conversation, you know,
Speaker 1: because it was like the first time I heard I
Speaker 1: think my auntie was over and my my mom and
Speaker 1: like my grandmama and they was all, you know, sitting
Speaker 1: around smoking cigarettes or whatever talking. Don't you let him
Speaker 1: when you get older, don't you let no woman make
Speaker 1: you know, spaghetti, you ain't see it made it? And
Speaker 1: you remember And then they started talking a conversation. Do
Speaker 1: you remember Mr Billbo? You know his wife put some
Speaker 1: put a thing on him, she put a roole on him. Oh,
Speaker 1: they had real people they knew in the neighborhood who
Speaker 1: had been hexed. And therefore we're evidence of this being true.
Speaker 1: He started losing his hair and it was it's always
Speaker 1: something that's like that could happen at any time. Wow. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: so this is fascinating because when you say hext, and
Speaker 1: we should really dig into what hext is in your mind?
Speaker 1: What was the actual threat of of the period blood
Speaker 1: mixing with the pasta sauce that your your grandmother and
Speaker 1: your mom were threatening. Was it was it going bald
Speaker 1: or was it something more sinister? I think well, technically
Speaker 1: due to misogyny is probably real, sinister, but like, like
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll get into that in the history of it.
Speaker 1: But like when when they were saying that, they were
Speaker 1: basically saying, like, if you eat a woman's period blood
Speaker 1: in your spaghetti, this is insane. We're talking about this.
Speaker 1: If you if you, yeah, this is what we paid for.
Speaker 1: We're doing great. If you eat a woman's period bloo
Speaker 1: in your spaghetti, you will be forever indebted to her
Speaker 1: and in love her, and you won't cheat on her,
Speaker 1: you won't go nowhere, you won't do nothing. So I
Speaker 1: think they were kind of like mixing up, you know,
Speaker 1: situations they had. They had situations of like you remember
Speaker 1: so and so, and it was never like the person
Speaker 1: that we actually knew. It was like their brother that
Speaker 1: lives in Detroit, you know, or something like that. It's
Speaker 1: this third person's story, yeah, or secondhand story rather that
Speaker 1: may or may not even be true, but it's enough,
Speaker 1: it's connected enough to a person they know because they're like, fun, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't do it. This is what we believe. Also, they
Speaker 1: would accused whenever there would be men that they knew
Speaker 1: that all of a sudden fell in love with a woman.
Speaker 1: Or like a person like that was always like in
Speaker 1: these streets and then all of a sudden they like,
Speaker 1: I got my I got my woman with me. You
Speaker 1: know again, she doesn't put she will put us something
Speaker 1: on him. Yeah, I know, she didn't spaghetti. I forget
Speaker 1: the word they use. It wasn't hex. But it was
Speaker 1: like she put a rude or agree or some him
Speaker 1: that they will use something like southern like kind of
Speaker 1: French creole type thing that they would use a word
Speaker 1: that they would say, put that on him, right, and
Speaker 1: now he's finding spells and nothing else. It was that
Speaker 1: these women were somehow throwing into the mix at this pasta.
Speaker 1: And that's it's so funny that you say hex isn't
Speaker 1: the right word, because hex, to me is such a
Speaker 1: Southern country word in and of itself, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I think I'm from Chicago. Would we
Speaker 1: would have said cursed or like uh you know yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all like hex? Yeah? Is your family from Mississippi? No?
Speaker 1: I think so my grandmother in terms of like my
Speaker 1: black family, my grandmother the furthest back that they can
Speaker 1: sort of trace. It is like Indiana, which ain't really
Speaker 1: tracing anything. You know what I mean, like her father
Speaker 1: was from there, and I don't know much beyond that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you I assume you grew up there. Your family
Speaker 1: is still there, My family still there. You know. Everybody
Speaker 1: who stayed after Hurricane Katrina, everybody pretty much there. A
Speaker 1: couple people went to Houston, a couple of people went
Speaker 1: to Jacksonville, other places that are very prone to hurricanes.
Speaker 1: I got you are they are they They're like, I
Speaker 1: like this hurricane, but I got to try some of
Speaker 1: these other hurricanes. Are they superstitious people in general? Like?
Speaker 1: Is that are they highly superstitious? Would you say that
Speaker 1: they're somewhat superstitious? Where they fall in the superstition scale?
Speaker 1: Somewhat superstitious, just like Southern things. I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of that stuff comes from like preservation and protection
Speaker 1: from black people who grew up in terrible times, you know,
Speaker 1: so it's like watch out for this, watch out for that.
Speaker 1: You know, it probably all stems from that same type
Speaker 1: of thing. Probably all stems from like African stuff too,
Speaker 1: you know, like they just got passed down over the
Speaker 1: generations of these people, like from the Middle passage on
Speaker 1: through too. Like why this has happened the way it happened,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, you know, like how all of
Speaker 1: us kind of got like don't sweep nobody's feet, you know,
Speaker 1: or like I'm sure you've heard that one where it's
Speaker 1: like somebody stand next to you, don't swep the feet,
Speaker 1: you got spit on the broom. I didn't hear the
Speaker 1: spit on the broom, park. I didn't know there was
Speaker 1: a cure to that. I just knew you weren't supposed
Speaker 1: to sweep someone's feet. Yeah, if you sweep somebody feet,
Speaker 1: that person got to spit on the broom. Wow, I
Speaker 1: don't point out a graveyard like stuff like that. I
Speaker 1: never heard that before in my life. You got so
Speaker 1: many of these, it's a spectacular. I think what's most
Speaker 1: amazing for me is that, like, Okay, I totally agree
Speaker 1: with what you're saying that a lot of this is
Speaker 1: sort of like, uh, it's a game of telephone for
Speaker 1: our fears, right, and sort of for like the logic
Speaker 1: of yesteryear. So like some person migrated to this country.
Speaker 1: Migrated is a weighted word. They were invited against their
Speaker 1: will to this country, and they came with traditions and
Speaker 1: with beliefs and information from a place that they used
Speaker 1: to live, which then sort of gets like broken down
Speaker 1: and mixed up and turned into ultimately what becomes a
Speaker 1: don't sweep somebody's feet because you're gonna like put a
Speaker 1: curse on them. And then they got to spin on
Speaker 1: a broom and that probably is rooted in like it was.
Speaker 1: You know, the broom is dirty, and if you sweep
Speaker 1: their feet, maybe you're like spreading a disease or something,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like it's sometimes it's a
Speaker 1: simple thing that we then make bigger too, just continue
Speaker 1: a tradition. The word I was thinking of his root
Speaker 1: put a route on them, a root r O O T.
Speaker 1: I assume that's how you spell it. I just remember,
Speaker 1: like put a like let me see if I can google,
Speaker 1: because that I guess that makes sense. If we're talking
Speaker 1: about a root, it's like you're you're working with them
Speaker 1: at the core, you know what I mean, like at
Speaker 1: the base of them. Yeah, you put a route on them,
Speaker 1: that's what. Yeah, So you put a root on somebody
Speaker 1: and then and then they fall in love with you
Speaker 1: forever or won't cheat on you, or in the case
Speaker 1: of that dude that lived next door to your mom,
Speaker 1: loses his hair. Yeah, and I was his brother who
Speaker 1: lives in Detroit. Okay, in the South, you put the
Speaker 1: emphasis on the d. It ain't Detroit. It ain't Detroit.
Speaker 1: It ended up in Detroit. The other part of this
Speaker 1: that's really fascinating is you're saying that a part of
Speaker 1: it is just people getting changes in their life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, you're like, ah, that
Speaker 1: dude who used to be out here in these streets
Speaker 1: is now committed to a lady. And we're all in
Speaker 1: our twenties and thirties. So maybe he just matured and
Speaker 1: committed to a nice person. He was just ready to
Speaker 1: grow up, or she put a spell on him permanently
Speaker 1: changing the way that he lives his life because he
Speaker 1: left the barbecue too early. All right, Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get on out of here. Me and the lady gonna
Speaker 1: go lay it down, you know, rest up by some
Speaker 1: will of fortune. Oh, she don't put a route on him.
Speaker 1: That ain't the man we know. Or if the woman
Speaker 1: was like kind of like mean or something like like
Speaker 1: if he would like went to go get an extra
Speaker 1: rib and she was like that's enough ribs. You're right, babe,
Speaker 1: I got to watch my colesterol. Wait a minute, he
Speaker 1: didn't know cholesterol before this motherfucker's routed. Yeah, she put
Speaker 1: a root on him. That's hilarious. Okay, So even with that,
Speaker 1: do you think that when you're your grandmother, your mom,
Speaker 1: your family members are sort of talking about this, do
Speaker 1: they think of this is like demonic? Is this like
Speaker 1: the work of evil? Or is this just a thing
Speaker 1: that a a woman or a person could do. I
Speaker 1: think they equated to like demonic and stuff like anti
Speaker 1: god stuff for sure. Sure. Yeah. Right. The fact that
Speaker 1: this ain't in the Bible, yeah, means that it's it's
Speaker 1: not of God, therefore it's evil, yeah, Or is it
Speaker 1: in the Bible? Is there some woman in the Bible
Speaker 1: that put her hex on a man? And because that's
Speaker 1: that's probably where it's probably the root of just misogyny
Speaker 1: in general. On top of being like you know, misogynistic
Speaker 1: culture that we already is, but like think about women
Speaker 1: will do these type of things to you, you know,
Speaker 1: like saying that No. I mean to that point, almost
Speaker 1: every misogynistic thing I could do, I could cite a
Speaker 1: Bible verse. Yeah you know what I mean, Like if
Speaker 1: I decided to beat my wife. There's a verse that
Speaker 1: will be like, yeah, he had to do that. She
Speaker 1: was she was being unreasonable reading and being herself. Well,
Speaker 1: he had to he had to beat her up. Good.
Speaker 1: It is wild. That's how they justified this ship. I
Speaker 1: feel like there's a Bible verse for everything we talked about.
Speaker 1: How like there's a Trump tweet for every dumb thing
Speaker 1: that he sort of does or says. Whatever there is,
Speaker 1: there's probably a vibe there. People quote almost the exact
Speaker 1: same Bible verses for justifying slavery as they do for
Speaker 1: justifying white slavery was never a thing that you should
Speaker 1: be allowed. Yeah, that's sort of like this insane or
Speaker 1: justifying homophobia and and rejecting homophobia, some of these same
Speaker 1: texts are like identical, but it's just the way you
Speaker 1: decide to read that. That's the way people put contextualize
Speaker 1: this stuff. And it's crazy to me, like just just
Speaker 1: contextualizing hate, right, it's wild. I just I just needed
Speaker 1: a reason to hate you. So I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: this three thousand year old book and allow that to
Speaker 1: be the source for why this is okay. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that you used to watch when you were a kid,
Speaker 1: Like maybe with your grandma or something, oh so much.
Speaker 1: Remember the snake Church? I oh that was the one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell me more you So it was like that. I
Speaker 1: just remember this episode of forty eight hours or not
Speaker 1: forty eight hours. What was that show? Sixty minutes, not
Speaker 1: sixty minutes, fifty minutes, and they just went to this
Speaker 1: church that everybody was like jumping around like bleeding the blood,
Speaker 1: like with snakes in their hands. And they were like,
Speaker 1: you just bring out these big buckets and maybe Jesus
Speaker 1: with these snakes. And I think that's still a thing. Like,
Speaker 1: so forgive me if that's your religion, if you're listening
Speaker 1: to this, and like, I don't want you to get
Speaker 1: the dear Lankston, I don't write me right, Carl, he's
Speaker 1: the one, your snake god. He doesn't believe in him.
Speaker 1: He said, it's it's crazy. I am extremely afraid of snakes.
Speaker 1: So I believe that it's out there if y'all want
Speaker 1: to believe it with I've been watching a ship ton
Speaker 1: of Naked and Afraid. In almost every episode they're like
Speaker 1: introducing a new snake that can murder you. And so
Speaker 1: the idea that you would then incorporate that into your
Speaker 1: Your relationship with an omniscient god is fucking wild to
Speaker 1: like this. This thing is uh is not your friend.
Speaker 1: It's actually like not at all interested in being around you.
Speaker 1: So why would you want that to be how you
Speaker 1: speak to your lord? Especially in like uh, Wyoming, what
Speaker 1: they're doing, like and like Missoula, Montana, they worshiping snakes
Speaker 1: and it's like, man, I was out here chilling. I'm
Speaker 1: not about right. There's only eight people in Wyoming. Why
Speaker 1: would you one of the eight come get a snake
Speaker 1: and then trap it and not just let it free
Speaker 1: in this big space? Are you're really about to talk
Speaker 1: to guy? Because I'm about to bite your assid kill you.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Okay, we're gonna take a break and we're
Speaker 1: gonna be back with more Carl Tart and more, my
Speaker 1: mama told me. And we are bad. Yeah, I'm brown, guidess.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody got time for that. We're back with more
Speaker 1: Carl Tart and we are back with more, my mama
Speaker 1: told me. He is telling me more and more about
Speaker 1: this route that might be put on you if a
Speaker 1: woman were to put her menstrue old blood in your spaghetti.
Speaker 1: I here's something that I'm fascinated with. Was there any
Speaker 1: alternative in your youth for a man doing something to
Speaker 1: a woman. No, there was never. It's the same way
Speaker 1: right now. How you notice how quick and I found
Speaker 1: myself doing this before mm hmm. I had a friend who,
Speaker 1: first of all, this is the word that we shouldn't
Speaker 1: used to describe anybody. But none of us are perfect.
Speaker 1: How easily we call women crazy, like if they get
Speaker 1: or hysterical or something like that, if they a little
Speaker 1: bit off the rocker, you know, if they're dealing with something,
Speaker 1: let's give them a little bit more respect, Like you
Speaker 1: don't know what they're dealing with. If they're dealing with something.
Speaker 1: You heard it here, ladies, Carl, thanks you off your rocket,
Speaker 1: your couple, a couple of eggs, straut of easter basket. No,
Speaker 1: but we were talking about this dude who is a
Speaker 1: buddy of ours, who was doing some wild ship. Like
Speaker 1: we were like going through these unconscious mental hoops, trying
Speaker 1: to not necessarily defend his behavior, but just trying to
Speaker 1: figure out, like, man, what is going on? What is
Speaker 1: he doing? He did he did this, and then he
Speaker 1: did that, and they did that, and then another friend
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, that's the same thing at home girls
Speaker 1: doing It's like, man, yeah, she's crazy as hell. And
Speaker 1: it was so quick with us, like wait, why didn't
Speaker 1: we call him crazy? Is he crazy too? Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: both acting up exactly. We're using the same word, the
Speaker 1: exact same behaviors. And so I think, to your point,
Speaker 1: so much of it is rooted in the fact that,
Speaker 1: like we just want to call women crazy for ship, yes,
Speaker 1: that of being reasonable and being like okay, no, we
Speaker 1: all act up exactly. Got some things that we go
Speaker 1: through exactly Misbehave you never heard of any men doing
Speaker 1: any type of witchcraft type stuff, right, Like that's always
Speaker 1: been reserved for women in those like historical things of
Speaker 1: any sort like that, And so yeah, it's all it's
Speaker 1: all misogynistic in a way. Yeah. So I did some research.
Speaker 1: I did some deep diving into this conspiracy theory. I
Speaker 1: wanted to see where it came from. I wanted to
Speaker 1: see what what connections it had to some of the
Speaker 1: things that we're talking about. Is specifically, I did want
Speaker 1: to find out if there were any male alternatives to
Speaker 1: putting menstrul blood and even uh nonsiss gendered women alternatives
Speaker 1: to putting menstrual blood in uh someone's spaghetti. And what
Speaker 1: I found is that, uh, one of the words that
Speaker 1: kept coming up is voodoo spaghetti. I don't know if
Speaker 1: y'all ever called it that, but they're basically calling it
Speaker 1: voodoo spaghetti. Um. But it's connected largely to who do
Speaker 1: you know? Who do? Like old school like witchcraft type like,
Speaker 1: But I think it's specifically for black people and not
Speaker 1: like africanized you know, black people or people from like
Speaker 1: the greater diaspora. I think it's more like African American
Speaker 1: black people made who Do? Which is like a weird
Speaker 1: trail mix of a bunch of other different sort of
Speaker 1: like witchcrafts and and magic and all that stuff. And
Speaker 1: so this one is largely connected to who Do. And
Speaker 1: one of the things that they say is that it's
Speaker 1: all rooted in pheromones. That like, the reason the period
Speaker 1: blood is so essential is because you're making your pheromones
Speaker 1: attached to the man's scent or knows and then his
Speaker 1: conscious because of that, and then he's connected to you forever.
Speaker 1: And like you said, he either is number one going
Speaker 1: to uh never cheat on you or he's going to
Speaker 1: commit to you permanently he'll never leave. Yeah, so so
Speaker 1: it's just animalistic essentially. It's what they're arguing is that
Speaker 1: this is just animal tactics, which makes sense, you know,
Speaker 1: giraffes and fucking goats like p on each other or
Speaker 1: like each other's p yeah, exactly to figure out if like, oh,
Speaker 1: this one makes me horny. I like the way or
Speaker 1: piece Mills piss on a fire hydrant. Now it's yours.
Speaker 1: We'll never leave this fire hydrant. This is ours. So
Speaker 1: the part that that I think is especially interesting when
Speaker 1: it comes to other groups, or rather other genders and
Speaker 1: other uh sexualities in all of this is that they
Speaker 1: say the alternative to menstrual blood is either seeming or urine.
Speaker 1: Had you heard any of that. I've never heard of
Speaker 1: anything of a man like putting, like pissing in anything
Speaker 1: or coming in any of this root. That's disgusting it,
Speaker 1: but that's what they're saying. They're saying that if you,
Speaker 1: Carl Tart, decide that you have a nice young lady
Speaker 1: that you want to keep forever, you could just jerk
Speaker 1: off into her spaghetti, and in theory, you are creating
Speaker 1: the same curse that are route that someone else might
Speaker 1: have put on you. Honey, tonight for dinner, we're having alfredo.
Speaker 1: It's especially white. This this got oh my gosh, this
Speaker 1: is crazy. Okay, I want to read you a quote
Speaker 1: because the person, especially from the website that I found
Speaker 1: that was sort of breaking down a lot of this stuff.
Speaker 1: She has a quote about her practice because she says
Speaker 1: that basically, you can use urine, you could use semen,
Speaker 1: you can use period blood. It's not necessarily all rooted
Speaker 1: in just needing to be a woman, although that's sort
Speaker 1: of where it's started. I think, you know, for the
Speaker 1: same reasons you said, because of misogyny and these weird
Speaker 1: backwards approaches to how love works. But okay, a quote
Speaker 1: from a woman named Katherine Brian Woe Day. I think
Speaker 1: it's how you would say this, and she says I
Speaker 1: have done this often. She's referring to placing these texes
Speaker 1: on her lovers. She says, I have done this often
Speaker 1: with uniformally good results. I have directly fed gobbits of
Speaker 1: minstreum to my lover from my fingers, as one might
Speaker 1: feed a pet. This was done to bind him, but
Speaker 1: to avoid the sneakiness of slipping it into his drinks.
Speaker 1: I want him to know how much I want him
Speaker 1: to be mine and to know that I am working
Speaker 1: the spell on him right out in the open. That's
Speaker 1: some freaky ship and he knows if he knows, they
Speaker 1: are some real freaky ship of manstream manstream from my hand,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what a gob it was. We learned
Speaker 1: something new every day, we got a new vocabulary word.
Speaker 1: We learned it in a disgusting way. That so, I
Speaker 1: think what makes it fascinating is that for you when
Speaker 1: you were growing up, this was presented as like a
Speaker 1: secretive thing that like this was exclusive to women, sort
Speaker 1: of doing it in this backhanded way, Uh, to to
Speaker 1: trap a man. And she's saying, no, I do my
Speaker 1: my spells in the open. I finger feed him like
Speaker 1: a pet. He knows, he knows what he's getting, right.
Speaker 1: Is there any quote in there where he responds like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she'd be doing that. Hey, a gob it's a guy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I had a couple of
Speaker 1: gubs last night, you know, a little fool my stomach
Speaker 1: this morning. Uh, somebody's like, you want to go for lundie, Like, No,
Speaker 1: I had a big old gub it last Actually gonna
Speaker 1: be good about two or three. It's not my feeding
Speaker 1: when I'm an intimated fasting. You know it once four
Speaker 1: o'clock hits. I have a couple of guy but you
Speaker 1: know I need But at that point I get a
Speaker 1: minyub since I want to until midnight, so I go
Speaker 1: to sleep. I'm on a strictly gobbit diet. It's sort
Speaker 1: of like, uh like Atkins, but you know it's gobbits.
Speaker 1: This is wild. Yeah. So this woman, I think specifically,
Speaker 1: it's sort of doing this thing where she's trying to
Speaker 1: update the conspiracy theory or update the of uh let's
Speaker 1: call it wizardry of whatever. This is the magic of
Speaker 1: all of this where she's saying it isn't specific to
Speaker 1: just women. This isn't something that you have to do
Speaker 1: in like secret. This very well could be something you
Speaker 1: keep in the open, and any gender or sexuality or
Speaker 1: identity way of identifying yourself can participate in this kind
Speaker 1: of magic. So she's taking the stigma out of it,
Speaker 1: I think so, or at least trying to. I am
Speaker 1: releasing to take the stigma out of it. It's not witchcraft,
Speaker 1: it's not bad. Witchcraft is associated with evil. I'm doing
Speaker 1: this from a loving standpoint. I want this man to
Speaker 1: be forever indebted to me against his mental will in
Speaker 1: a loving way. I can't have him doing this in secret.
Speaker 1: That's got to be out in the open when trap him. Okay.
Speaker 1: The addition, and this is the part that really pushed
Speaker 1: it over for me, where she sort of talks about, uh,
Speaker 1: the inclusion of other groups in this is she says
Speaker 1: that uh, and she I think is specifically referring to
Speaker 1: when a woman is not menstruating. But she says that
Speaker 1: when a woman does not have menstrual blood and so
Speaker 1: that includes like you know, a transperson, that includes a
Speaker 1: person in menopause. That's all the different various ways that
Speaker 1: a person may or may not have their menstrual blood
Speaker 1: available to them or at all. But she says, when
Speaker 1: they don't have menstrual blood available, they are encouraged to
Speaker 1: use vaginal fluids gathered after masturbation during the full moon.
Speaker 1: But during the full moon has to be a certain
Speaker 1: gotta be the full moon. Uh, you know, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't listens get personal for a second here. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know we've all had our share of of intimate partners,
Speaker 1: and we've all, you know, been about that freaky ship.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I ain't never went down on a woman and
Speaker 1: been like, well, full moon outside, I think this the one?
Speaker 1: Or have I do you think you have? I mean
Speaker 1: you're married now, man, Like I am, Mary, was it
Speaker 1: a full moon? First? I have no idea. And that's
Speaker 1: what I said it to my wife the other day,
Speaker 1: because I started reading about all this stuff and I
Speaker 1: tried to run it past her, just to get a
Speaker 1: sense of of what I you know, if I'm saying
Speaker 1: something wild or inappropriate all that stuff. And I was saying,
Speaker 1: I can't say for absolute certain that you haven't put
Speaker 1: a curse on me, that that you didn't hex me.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, well, you don't really make spaghetti,
Speaker 1: but she was like, I make zoodos. I make uh,
Speaker 1: I make posta saus and zoodos instead of spaghetti. And
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, so that you could have easily
Speaker 1: put something in there. There you go, she says then
Speaker 1: and then just rolls out of the car. Why y'all driving?
Speaker 1: She just offs herself like I told him, I guess
Speaker 1: I got to die. I caught you. I wonder about that.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Now I don't be looking for full moons
Speaker 1: and be like I can't you get you get that
Speaker 1: call from the backslide and it's a full moon, and
Speaker 1: she's like, what are you doing tonight? You want to
Speaker 1: come over in netflix? Hey, I'd love to get you out,
Speaker 1: but it's a it's a full moon. It's all curses work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a full moon out there. I don't think me
Speaker 1: and you are gonna go any much further than this
Speaker 1: hook up situation. I don't want to be forced to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be forced to by the laws
Speaker 1: of nature. Therefore, I'm gonna stay at home. I don't
Speaker 1: need any who do happening on me, So I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna chill. But please call me in three days that
Speaker 1: moon is slightly less full. It's gonna be boys gonna
Speaker 1: be outside looking at the moon being like, okn't I
Speaker 1: can't do it tonight. I get trapped. Okay. So one
Speaker 1: of the things that I, I especially, was concerned about
Speaker 1: with this is is there any possibility of this being
Speaker 1: um risky, like beyond like being trapped right, like beyond
Speaker 1: the concept of like, Okay, this woman who I may
Speaker 1: or may not have been meant to be with, tricks
Speaker 1: me into being with her forever? Is there like any
Speaker 1: chance of like a disease coming from all of this,
Speaker 1: And so there were quite a few articles that basically
Speaker 1: said that eating someone else's blood is not good like
Speaker 1: fresh You're not just supposed to eat someone's fresh blood
Speaker 1: like the gobbits. That's not something you're supposed to be
Speaker 1: tasting from another human being. Well, you know, you've seen
Speaker 1: tweets where it's like, uh, a girl be like, y'all
Speaker 1: ain't mature. Y'all man ain't mature because y'all ain't going
Speaker 1: down on your girlfriends when they on their periods. Y'all
Speaker 1: think that's nasty. Y'all think there is a grows my
Speaker 1: man is mature, and it's like, see and if there's
Speaker 1: if there's, if there's medical proof that that is not
Speaker 1: a good idea. And they don't say it's just that
Speaker 1: blood carries a lot of like pathogens, right, and blood
Speaker 1: borne pathogens specifically, So they don't say that it's dangerous,
Speaker 1: assuming that you're the person you've committed to is clean
Speaker 1: and safe and all those things. But if you're just
Speaker 1: going down on women willy nilly, part of the commitment
Speaker 1: you might be making is that y'all share a disease. Now,
Speaker 1: all right, I guess we go together. Since we both
Speaker 1: got this, I guess you're gonna be my special someone forever,
Speaker 1: or at least for another eight years before we don't
Speaker 1: exist anymore. Oh my god. Okay, this is the other
Speaker 1: part that I was really fascinated with, which I didn't consider.
Speaker 1: And this actually goes back to what you were saying
Speaker 1: about the sweeping of the broom. Right then, if you
Speaker 1: sweep across someone's feet and then uh, you could spin
Speaker 1: on the broom and the curses released. I didn't realize
Speaker 1: that these uh curses had alternative ways of getting out
Speaker 1: of them. So I want to read some of them
Speaker 1: to you and get your thoughts on each one. If
Speaker 1: that's okay. Okay, Hell Yet, if you are cursed by
Speaker 1: a woman, and they say woman, but I think at
Speaker 1: this point we've established it applies to all people. But
Speaker 1: if you are cursed by a person, you have three options.
Speaker 1: Three options. Number one, A doctor can perform a purification
Speaker 1: on the man on the subject, such as washing him
Speaker 1: in a bath of rue herb tea, smoking him with
Speaker 1: uncrossing incense, and then dressing him with van Van oil.
Speaker 1: All right, let me get a pen here. Just make
Speaker 1: sure that all checks out. There's nothing in there, nothing
Speaker 1: there that I don't think I mean incense, I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess like burning sage or something like that. I
Speaker 1: think it has the same quality as burning sage. I'm
Speaker 1: sure that you know. I don't know what crossing incense is.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what van van oil. Crossing incident is.
Speaker 1: Probably just going like this. You can see me, they
Speaker 1: can't see me, but like just like waving your hands
Speaker 1: from side to side, cross motions with your arms, like okay,
Speaker 1: these incense crossed. You're good. Okay, So that's number one
Speaker 1: ouction number two. If the man has been rendered impotent
Speaker 1: by the enemy woman. The enemy woman is what they
Speaker 1: phrase it, or how they phrase it, rather uh, which
Speaker 1: apparently is part of the curse that like. The curse
Speaker 1: is just a general curse, but often it's used for
Speaker 1: love and commitment, but could easily be turned into making
Speaker 1: your dick not work. But if the man has been
Speaker 1: rendered impotent by the enemy woman, he can perform a
Speaker 1: specific spell of his own, such as drawing cross marks
Speaker 1: on his penis for nine days or pissing into red
Speaker 1: ants uh to restore his manhood. That's easy to do,
Speaker 1: pissing fire bed A fire ant bed, that's easy. Do
Speaker 1: you know where a lot of fire ant beds are
Speaker 1: sort of like located. I mean in the South for sure.
Speaker 1: My grandma's yard. We used to be running around with
Speaker 1: those shoes on and get eight up. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: do that. I actually could not tell you where I
Speaker 1: would find a fire in bed if I were to
Speaker 1: be cursed with impotence. Yeah, I mean, you probably have
Speaker 1: to check a couple of aunt beds. But if you,
Speaker 1: you know, just knock the top off of it. If
Speaker 1: the if the ants come out red and they're mad,
Speaker 1: they're moving fast, p on it those fires yea, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: I gotta get I guess this is really a sign
Speaker 1: that I gotta get to know my aunt community a
Speaker 1: little better. Just I don't want to just uh mess
Speaker 1: up and p on regular ants. I gotta find some
Speaker 1: fire ants in my community. Regulars like we can't help you.
Speaker 1: Come on, brother, you're just being on me for no reason.
Speaker 1: My house. Okay. This is the last one, and this, uh,
Speaker 1: I would argue, is the most jarring of the options.
Speaker 1: It says that the third option is the man or
Speaker 1: a root doctor working on his behalf can get back
Speaker 1: at the enemy woman and reverse the spell by capturing
Speaker 1: some of her menstrual blood and laying a trick for her,
Speaker 1: such as stopping her blood up in a bottle with
Speaker 1: nine pins, nine needles, and nine rusty nails, then hiding
Speaker 1: the bottle in a hollow tree where she will never
Speaker 1: find it. She'll get female trouble and we'll have to
Speaker 1: leave that man alone. Okay, that's the that sounds danger us.
Speaker 1: Also sounds hard to accomplish. It doesn't sound easy at all.
Speaker 1: You just gotta not only get access to her menstrual blood,
Speaker 1: but then you have to have enough of it to
Speaker 1: fill nine jar with nine needles, nine nails, rusty nails,
Speaker 1: and nine something else and then put it in a tree.
Speaker 1: You gotta let some nails sit out in the rain.
Speaker 1: You gotta get needles. You gotta find a tree that's
Speaker 1: hollow enough to where she can't reach in there and
Speaker 1: just grab it out. You have to do it in
Speaker 1: secret enough, so I guess when she's like at work
Speaker 1: or something, you have to find a find a tree.
Speaker 1: I do love the idea of a working woman who
Speaker 1: also is committing hexas on people. It's like, yeah, she's
Speaker 1: she's a you know, a wizard, sure, but she she
Speaker 1: got a day job's act. She also works at the
Speaker 1: credit union. She's a wizard with them numbers, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, but also with real magic. She of
Speaker 1: some evil stuff to people. Also. To have that much
Speaker 1: period blood just sitting around, like, don't touch this right,
Speaker 1: where are these jars of period blood that you're somehow
Speaker 1: like able to access? It's a wild theory. So one
Speaker 1: of the things that that I even in terms of
Speaker 1: like the the amount of period blood, which I was
Speaker 1: always curious about. I don't know if this's ever crossed
Speaker 1: your mind, because when people say put period blood in
Speaker 1: the spaghetti, I assumed that like it was like a
Speaker 1: diva cup's worth of like emptying it out into the spaghetti.
Speaker 1: But apparently the the most common strategies are to put like, uh,
Speaker 1: a string in their vagina and then soak it up
Speaker 1: and then just sort of stir that into the spaghetti. Oh.
Speaker 1: So when you do like the around your fork situation
Speaker 1: next to this phone, you had a spoone and you
Speaker 1: round it with the fork, the string is just in
Speaker 1: there and you don't know, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: leave the string in I think you just let it
Speaker 1: soak for a minute and then you pull it out
Speaker 1: because it's like left enough of like the residue. I
Speaker 1: guess they also say you can use a tampon and
Speaker 1: just stir that like a used tampon and stir it in,
Speaker 1: because when something dries, it'll become less dry as you're
Speaker 1: stirring it into the leagal. I just want to give
Speaker 1: a shout out to everybody who's still listening, who's getting
Speaker 1: this info. I want to give a shout out to
Speaker 1: women who are writing this down. I want to give
Speaker 1: a shout out to the men who are putting their
Speaker 1: nails out in the rain. I hope that we are
Speaker 1: encouraging a bunch of women and men to hex each other.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like this? I know I don't
Speaker 1: like this woman, I get it, Thank you. I never
Speaker 1: wanted to be with her, But here I am freaking up.
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna take one more break and then
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more Carl turn and more. My
Speaker 1: mama told me we are Yeah, we're back here with
Speaker 1: more Carl Tart and more. My mama told me, we
Speaker 1: are still talking about the hexes that anyone of any
Speaker 1: gender in any community can put on another person by
Speaker 1: sharing their bodily fluids unbeknownst to them or beknownst to them.
Speaker 1: Is that? How is that a thing? Can you say?
Speaker 1: I mean, the one lady says her man is benounced,
Speaker 1: the goblet lady is benounced. The goblet lady does assure
Speaker 1: us that her man is beknownst the entire time that
Speaker 1: he licks it off her finger, much like an animal. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to play a game. We're gonna play a
Speaker 1: fun game. Uh in. This game is exciting. It's a
Speaker 1: game that I like to call. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm going to present you with a pretty innocuous, pretty
Speaker 1: widely supported fact, and then I'm going to ask you
Speaker 1: to make a much more sinister conspiracy theory from this.
Speaker 1: Any conspiracy theory you want, you go as far or
Speaker 1: is not far with it as you want. Just the
Speaker 1: only correct answer is the incorrect answer. If that makes sense,
Speaker 1: sounds good to me? Hell yeah, so Okay. The fact
Speaker 1: that I am presenting to you is that Elvis Presley.
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with Elvis Pressley? I am also a
Speaker 1: Mississippi native. Oh that's right, he is from Mississippi. Do
Speaker 1: you do you have fond feelings for Elvis? Absolutely not. Okay,
Speaker 1: sure he stole a lot from your people. Absolutely, My
Speaker 1: granddaddy was real. Elvis, say your your uncle Tart was
Speaker 1: probably the man who who he originally stole a ship from. Absolutely. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: Elvis Presley on the day that he died, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you're happy to hear he didn't make it. Elvis Presley
Speaker 1: the day that he died, apparently before he went into
Speaker 1: the bathroom. You know, he died on the bathroom. He
Speaker 1: was actually going to read a book while he was
Speaker 1: going into the bathroom, and before he went into the bathroom,
Speaker 1: his final words, apparently the final words this man ever
Speaker 1: spoke out loud, were okay, I won't now. The White
Speaker 1: Man will tell you that the reason he said that
Speaker 1: is because she told him not to fall asleep while
Speaker 1: reading the book in the bathroom. I want you to
Speaker 1: hotep that ship. Brothers and sisters, welcome. My name is
Speaker 1: Mujaheed Mussin Bay. I hope everybody is drinking their water
Speaker 1: and eating their green vegetable, because nothing that comes out
Speaker 1: of the ground is white, So please put that cauliflower away,
Speaker 1: Brothers and sisters, Queens, kings, queens and kings of a
Speaker 1: different nation. I came here today to talk about brother
Speaker 1: l Vis Presley. Should I say, devil Elvis Presley? Who
Speaker 1: stole you know, so much property, so much land, so
Speaker 1: much from the brothers and sister the kings and queens
Speaker 1: of yesteryear, real land, fake land. He stole it all. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's correct, that's correct. And before he took his untimely
Speaker 1: trip to Hell, which I assume is where he is
Speaker 1: located currently, he graced us with the words, no, I won't.
Speaker 1: Let's break those down. No I won't. How many letters
Speaker 1: in the phrase no I won't. Seven seven the divine
Speaker 1: divine number. If you think about it, triple seven at
Speaker 1: the casino. That's bingo. That's a jackpot. Let's break that down,
Speaker 1: jack pot. Seven letters. Also, think about it, y'all. Don't
Speaker 1: hear me, y'all, don't hear me here, You all right,
Speaker 1: think about this. No I won't. When do you say no,
Speaker 1: I won't? You say no I won't. When you don't
Speaker 1: want to do something? Okay, No I won't, Yes you will, No,
Speaker 1: I won't. Think about that. What he didn't want to
Speaker 1: do was give credit to the black man. But everything
Speaker 1: that he had stolen, the land, the physical land, the
Speaker 1: metaphysical land of music, what he stole from Chuck Berry,
Speaker 1: what he stole from Little Richard. Yes, they said, give
Speaker 1: it back. And before he walked into that toilet to
Speaker 1: flush his life down to hell, to empty himself for
Speaker 1: the last time, empty himself for the last time, to
Speaker 1: shoot out all of his enters, he said no, I won't,
Speaker 1: and then died. Think about it. That's what he didn't
Speaker 1: want to do. He won't. He didn't want to give
Speaker 1: credit to the black Man, to the king of which
Speaker 1: he stole and made millions his whole career. Grace Land,
Speaker 1: No grace Land. He died with no grace. Think about it.
Speaker 1: That should have been called king Land. I hope all
Speaker 1: of you people are drinking your water and you are
Speaker 1: eating your greeen vegetables. Look, those are black voices cheering
Speaker 1: for you. Hell yeah, I do think there's probably. Well, first,
Speaker 1: let's let's remind everyone it was okay, I won't. But
Speaker 1: I love that you made it. No. I love that
Speaker 1: you said fuck it. It's no. This man was a
Speaker 1: bad man, and he said no. As far as I'm concerned,
Speaker 1: that's just a rewriting of history by the white devil
Speaker 1: to say, okay, thank you, mm hmm. But I do
Speaker 1: think that there is some legitimacy to the possibility that
Speaker 1: it wasn't just like this charming final conversation of her
Speaker 1: being like, don't fall asleep in there, and okay, I won't.
Speaker 1: I bet he was probably like, Elvis, are you gonna
Speaker 1: give back that music? You still no bucket? And then
Speaker 1: he died. This is the company you having with his maid? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it was his girlfriend at the time. Maybe
Speaker 1: they were the same. I don't know. I'm not an
Speaker 1: Elvis historian. I haven't kept tracked I in doing looking
Speaker 1: up for a fun fact about Elvis. I did realize
Speaker 1: that that he he's a karate expert. I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that that he's actually they say he's a
Speaker 1: black belt and that he goes by like something like
Speaker 1: Tiger Man. It was his uh was his karate name,
Speaker 1: which I didn't know they gave you karate names. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that was like a thing another thing he
Speaker 1: stole from the black Man, his belt. I hope you
Speaker 1: were drinking your water and eating your green vegetables, all right, man, Well,
Speaker 1: this was fun. Yeah, man, I had a great time.
Speaker 1: This is a great time. Carl. Can you tell everybody, uh,
Speaker 1: where they can find you, what they can look out
Speaker 1: for to to see more Carl Tart. Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: had home bench and TV, you can see me on
Speaker 1: all your favorite shows. I pop up every now and
Speaker 1: then say a couple of words, give a give a
Speaker 1: hazy look. Uh, you've seen me on Brooklyn nine nine. Uh,
Speaker 1: you can see him on Superstore. You can see me
Speaker 1: on your whole NBC Thursday Night lineup whatever it is,
Speaker 1: good place. I was on that. Uh and soon well,
Speaker 1: I don't know when it's coming out, but the Keenan
Speaker 1: Show is called Keenan's gonna be on NBC. I was
Speaker 1: a writer on that. You can out. But other than that,
Speaker 1: listen to the Flagrant Ones. It's a basketball podcast I
Speaker 1: host with two guys, Hayes, that important, Sean Clements. Uh.
Speaker 1: They also host the show called Hollywood Handbook. It's on Patreon.
Speaker 1: So please reach into your pockets and give us your
Speaker 1: five dollars. Everybody y'all getting no stimulus checks. The Republicans
Speaker 1: have proved them once again today. So you're gonna have
Speaker 1: six coming. Go ahead and make that five. Go ahead
Speaker 1: and make that five night five and listen to my
Speaker 1: basketball podcast. Yeah, why would you waste that money on
Speaker 1: food and sustenance when you could listen to Carl's basketball
Speaker 1: podcast for almost a fifth of what the government is
Speaker 1: gonna give you. It's a lot. It's a lot when
Speaker 1: you think about it. This is the basketball podcast. We're
Speaker 1: gonna be talking about the bubble. Uh. And other than that,
Speaker 1: just follow me on Instagram at damnit carll d A
Speaker 1: M M I T c A r L I deleted Twitter. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: pe to Carl's Twitter, but please follow him. He's so
Speaker 1: funny and so I'm so happy he was here. And
Speaker 1: as always, you can follow me at Lengthston Kerman on
Speaker 1: both Instagram and Twitter. I'll never leave you Twitter. You
Speaker 1: mean the world to me. I love how toxic you are.
Speaker 1: Please keep breaking my spirit every day. Uh? Have you
Speaker 1: turned off your notifications yet? I haven't turned off my notifications,
Speaker 1: but I do feel like that's coming. Yeah. I can't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it no more because even after turning
Speaker 1: off all my notifications, I was still seeing ship and
Speaker 1: and it wasn't even just people directing stuff at me.
Speaker 1: It's just the take culture of Twitter. I just had
Speaker 1: to be like, man, I'm out, dog, I can't. I
Speaker 1: don't want to sit there and see like I never
Speaker 1: want to see another vet's it. That's the tweet like
Speaker 1: situation because it's never a take that I care about,
Speaker 1: even if it's something that I actually do care about.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see you talk about it right
Speaker 1: now that you said it's good, I don't like it
Speaker 1: no more exactly. I had to go. But I'm still
Speaker 1: on Instagram posting pictures looking at ants. So send nudes, ladies,
Speaker 1: send nudes to Carl at damn it Carl, And thank
Speaker 1: you so much for following and listening. And this has
Speaker 1: been another amazing episode of My Mama Told Me because
Speaker 1: I've been my crop chips in your nas Koala bears
Speaker 1: are racist, mostly money, very stuff I can't tell me.