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Speaker 1: I can't tell me whoa Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to

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Speaker 1: an exceptional, wonderful, spectacular episode of My Mama Told Me,

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Speaker 1: the podcast where we dive deep into the nooks and

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theories and we work to finally cast our vote

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Speaker 1: knows it was a different time in America. I'm doing well.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Lenkston Kerman as always, I'm excited to

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Speaker 1: be here. I I'm in a bit of a weird

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Speaker 1: But now it's somebody's grandma and I'm feeling something. I

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Speaker 1: It's my guest today. He's a fantastic, hilarious person. So funny.

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Speaker 1: He's funny and literally everything he does. You know him

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Speaker 1: I stand by this my favorite O. J. Simpson impression

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Speaker 1: up from my friend Mr curl Tarts. Everybody curled Tarts.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, thank you. And I just want to

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Speaker 1: all those people coughing in my face. Those are not claps.

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Speaker 1: Those are coughs. Now. They specifically said I'll come, but

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Speaker 1: I'm holding up dog, it's you know it is. I'm

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Speaker 1: still having a good time. I'm trying to. I got you.

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Speaker 1: You got a ring light. I see you. You see

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Speaker 1: You didn't give a damn if you're beautiful for me,

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Speaker 1: Every time I turn it that ring light, it makes

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Speaker 1: When I said it, I was like, man, this ain't

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Speaker 1: You sent me a conspiracy theory that I had heard before,

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Speaker 1: But fucking spaghetti will do it. It's such an easy

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna need you to make that spahetti in

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Speaker 1: to guy? Because I'm about to bite your assid kill you.

422
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: Oh man, Okay, we're gonna take a break and we're

423
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: gonna be back with more Carl Tart and more, my

424
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: mama told me. And we are bad. Yeah, I'm brown, guidess.

425
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody got time for that. We're back with more

426
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 1: Carl Tart and we are back with more, my mama

427
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: told me. He is telling me more and more about

428
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: this route that might be put on you if a

429
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: woman were to put her menstrue old blood in your spaghetti.

430
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 1: I here's something that I'm fascinated with. Was there any

431
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: alternative in your youth for a man doing something to

432
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 1: a woman. No, there was never. It's the same way

433
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: right now. How you notice how quick and I found

434
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: myself doing this before mm hmm. I had a friend who,

435
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 1: first of all, this is the word that we shouldn't

436
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,719
Speaker 1: used to describe anybody. But none of us are perfect.

437
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 1: How easily we call women crazy, like if they get

438
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: or hysterical or something like that, if they a little

439
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: bit off the rocker, you know, if they're dealing with something,

440
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: let's give them a little bit more respect, Like you

441
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 1: don't know what they're dealing with. If they're dealing with something.

442
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 1: You heard it here, ladies, Carl, thanks you off your rocket,

443
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: your couple, a couple of eggs, straut of easter basket. No,

444
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 1: but we were talking about this dude who is a

445
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 1: buddy of ours, who was doing some wild ship. Like

446
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: we were like going through these unconscious mental hoops, trying

447
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: to not necessarily defend his behavior, but just trying to

448
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 1: figure out, like, man, what is going on? What is

449
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: he doing? He did he did this, and then he

450
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: did that, and they did that, and then another friend

451
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, that's the same thing at home girls

452
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 1: doing It's like, man, yeah, she's crazy as hell. And

453
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 1: it was so quick with us, like wait, why didn't

454
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: we call him crazy? Is he crazy too? Yeah, they're

455
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: both acting up exactly. We're using the same word, the

456
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: exact same behaviors. And so I think, to your point,

457
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,439
Speaker 1: so much of it is rooted in the fact that,

458
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: like we just want to call women crazy for ship, yes,

459
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 1: that of being reasonable and being like okay, no, we

460
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: all act up exactly. Got some things that we go

461
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: through exactly Misbehave you never heard of any men doing

462
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: any type of witchcraft type stuff, right, Like that's always

463
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: been reserved for women in those like historical things of

464
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: any sort like that, And so yeah, it's all it's

465
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: all misogynistic in a way. Yeah. So I did some research.

466
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: I did some deep diving into this conspiracy theory. I

467
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 1: wanted to see where it came from. I wanted to

468
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 1: see what what connections it had to some of the

469
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 1: things that we're talking about. Is specifically, I did want

470
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: to find out if there were any male alternatives to

471
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: putting menstrul blood and even uh nonsiss gendered women alternatives

472
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 1: to putting menstrual blood in uh someone's spaghetti. And what

473
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 1: I found is that, uh, one of the words that

474
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: kept coming up is voodoo spaghetti. I don't know if

475
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: y'all ever called it that, but they're basically calling it

476
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 1: voodoo spaghetti. Um. But it's connected largely to who do

477
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: you know? Who do? Like old school like witchcraft type like,

478
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: But I think it's specifically for black people and not

479
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: like africanized you know, black people or people from like

480
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 1: the greater diaspora. I think it's more like African American

481
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: black people made who Do? Which is like a weird

482
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: trail mix of a bunch of other different sort of

483
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: like witchcrafts and and magic and all that stuff. And

484
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: so this one is largely connected to who Do. And

485
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 1: one of the things that they say is that it's

486
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,199
Speaker 1: all rooted in pheromones. That like, the reason the period

487
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: blood is so essential is because you're making your pheromones

488
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: attached to the man's scent or knows and then his

489
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 1: conscious because of that, and then he's connected to you forever.

490
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: And like you said, he either is number one going

491
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: to uh never cheat on you or he's going to

492
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: commit to you permanently he'll never leave. Yeah, so so

493
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,479
Speaker 1: it's just animalistic essentially. It's what they're arguing is that

494
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: this is just animal tactics, which makes sense, you know,

495
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: giraffes and fucking goats like p on each other or

496
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: like each other's p yeah, exactly to figure out if like, oh,

497
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: this one makes me horny. I like the way or

498
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: piece Mills piss on a fire hydrant. Now it's yours.

499
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 1: We'll never leave this fire hydrant. This is ours. So

500
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: the part that that I think is especially interesting when

501
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: it comes to other groups, or rather other genders and

502
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: other uh sexualities in all of this is that they

503
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: say the alternative to menstrual blood is either seeming or urine.

504
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: Had you heard any of that. I've never heard of

505
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: anything of a man like putting, like pissing in anything

506
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: or coming in any of this root. That's disgusting it,

507
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,239
Speaker 1: but that's what they're saying. They're saying that if you,

508
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: Carl Tart, decide that you have a nice young lady

509
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: that you want to keep forever, you could just jerk

510
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: off into her spaghetti, and in theory, you are creating

511
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: the same curse that are route that someone else might

512
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: have put on you. Honey, tonight for dinner, we're having alfredo.

513
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: It's especially white. This this got oh my gosh, this

514
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: is crazy. Okay, I want to read you a quote

515
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: because the person, especially from the website that I found

516
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: that was sort of breaking down a lot of this stuff.

517
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: She has a quote about her practice because she says

518
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: that basically, you can use urine, you could use semen,

519
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: you can use period blood. It's not necessarily all rooted

520
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: in just needing to be a woman, although that's sort

521
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: of where it's started. I think, you know, for the

522
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: same reasons you said, because of misogyny and these weird

523
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: backwards approaches to how love works. But okay, a quote

524
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: from a woman named Katherine Brian Woe Day. I think

525
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: it's how you would say this, and she says I

526
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: have done this often. She's referring to placing these texes

527
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: on her lovers. She says, I have done this often

528
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: with uniformally good results. I have directly fed gobbits of

529
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: minstreum to my lover from my fingers, as one might

530
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: feed a pet. This was done to bind him, but

531
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: to avoid the sneakiness of slipping it into his drinks.

532
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: I want him to know how much I want him

533
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: to be mine and to know that I am working

534
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: the spell on him right out in the open. That's

535
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: some freaky ship and he knows if he knows, they

536
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: are some real freaky ship of manstream manstream from my hand,

537
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know what a gob it was. We learned

538
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: something new every day, we got a new vocabulary word.

539
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: We learned it in a disgusting way. That so, I

540
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: think what makes it fascinating is that for you when

541
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: you were growing up, this was presented as like a

542
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: secretive thing that like this was exclusive to women, sort

543
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: of doing it in this backhanded way, Uh, to to

544
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: trap a man. And she's saying, no, I do my

545
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: my spells in the open. I finger feed him like

546
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: a pet. He knows, he knows what he's getting, right.

547
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: Is there any quote in there where he responds like, yeah,

548
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: she'd be doing that. Hey, a gob it's a guy,

549
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I had a couple of

550
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: gubs last night, you know, a little fool my stomach

551
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: this morning. Uh, somebody's like, you want to go for lundie, Like, No,

552
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: I had a big old gub it last Actually gonna

553
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: be good about two or three. It's not my feeding

554
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: when I'm an intimated fasting. You know it once four

555
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: o'clock hits. I have a couple of guy but you

556
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: know I need But at that point I get a

557
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: minyub since I want to until midnight, so I go

558
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: to sleep. I'm on a strictly gobbit diet. It's sort

559
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: of like, uh like Atkins, but you know it's gobbits.

560
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: This is wild. Yeah. So this woman, I think specifically,

561
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: it's sort of doing this thing where she's trying to

562
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: update the conspiracy theory or update the of uh let's

563
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 1: call it wizardry of whatever. This is the magic of

564
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: all of this where she's saying it isn't specific to

565
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: just women. This isn't something that you have to do

566
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: in like secret. This very well could be something you

567
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: keep in the open, and any gender or sexuality or

568
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: identity way of identifying yourself can participate in this kind

569
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: of magic. So she's taking the stigma out of it,

570
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: I think so, or at least trying to. I am

571
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: releasing to take the stigma out of it. It's not witchcraft,

572
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: it's not bad. Witchcraft is associated with evil. I'm doing

573
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: this from a loving standpoint. I want this man to

574
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: be forever indebted to me against his mental will in

575
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: a loving way. I can't have him doing this in secret.

576
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: That's got to be out in the open when trap him. Okay.

577
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: The addition, and this is the part that really pushed

578
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 1: it over for me, where she sort of talks about, uh,

579
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: the inclusion of other groups in this is she says

580
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: that uh, and she I think is specifically referring to

581
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: when a woman is not menstruating. But she says that

582
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: when a woman does not have menstrual blood and so

583
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: that includes like you know, a transperson, that includes a

584
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: person in menopause. That's all the different various ways that

585
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: a person may or may not have their menstrual blood

586
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: available to them or at all. But she says, when

587
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: they don't have menstrual blood available, they are encouraged to

588
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: use vaginal fluids gathered after masturbation during the full moon.

589
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: But during the full moon has to be a certain

590
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: gotta be the full moon. Uh, you know, I can't.

591
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: I can't listens get personal for a second here. Okay.

592
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: You know we've all had our share of of intimate partners,

593
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: and we've all, you know, been about that freaky ship.

594
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: Sometimes I ain't never went down on a woman and

595
00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: been like, well, full moon outside, I think this the one?

596
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: Or have I do you think you have? I mean

597
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: you're married now, man, Like I am, Mary, was it

598
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: a full moon? First? I have no idea. And that's

599
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: what I said it to my wife the other day,

600
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 1: because I started reading about all this stuff and I

601
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: tried to run it past her, just to get a

602
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: sense of of what I you know, if I'm saying

603
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: something wild or inappropriate all that stuff. And I was saying,

604
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: I can't say for absolute certain that you haven't put

605
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: a curse on me, that that you didn't hex me.

606
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: But then I was like, well, you don't really make spaghetti,

607
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: but she was like, I make zoodos. I make uh,

608
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: I make posta saus and zoodos instead of spaghetti. And

609
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, so that you could have easily

610
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: put something in there. There you go, she says then

611
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: and then just rolls out of the car. Why y'all driving?

612
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 1: She just offs herself like I told him, I guess

613
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: I got to die. I caught you. I wonder about that.

614
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Now I don't be looking for full moons

615
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: and be like I can't you get you get that

616
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: call from the backslide and it's a full moon, and

617
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: she's like, what are you doing tonight? You want to

618
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: come over in netflix? Hey, I'd love to get you out,

619
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: but it's a it's a full moon. It's all curses work. Yeah,

620
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: it's a full moon out there. I don't think me

621
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: and you are gonna go any much further than this

622
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: hook up situation. I don't want to be forced to.

623
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to be forced to by the laws

624
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: of nature. Therefore, I'm gonna stay at home. I don't

625
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: need any who do happening on me, So I'm just

626
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: gonna chill. But please call me in three days that

627
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: moon is slightly less full. It's gonna be boys gonna

628
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: be outside looking at the moon being like, okn't I

629
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: can't do it tonight. I get trapped. Okay. So one

630
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 1: of the things that I, I especially, was concerned about

631
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: with this is is there any possibility of this being

632
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 1: um risky, like beyond like being trapped right, like beyond

633
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: the concept of like, Okay, this woman who I may

634
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: or may not have been meant to be with, tricks

635
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: me into being with her forever? Is there like any

636
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: chance of like a disease coming from all of this,

637
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: And so there were quite a few articles that basically

638
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: said that eating someone else's blood is not good like

639
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: fresh You're not just supposed to eat someone's fresh blood

640
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: like the gobbits. That's not something you're supposed to be

641
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: tasting from another human being. Well, you know, you've seen

642
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: tweets where it's like, uh, a girl be like, y'all

643
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: ain't mature. Y'all man ain't mature because y'all ain't going

644
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: down on your girlfriends when they on their periods. Y'all

645
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: think that's nasty. Y'all think there is a grows my

646
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 1: man is mature, and it's like, see and if there's

647
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: if there's, if there's medical proof that that is not

648
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: a good idea. And they don't say it's just that

649
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: blood carries a lot of like pathogens, right, and blood

650
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: borne pathogens specifically, So they don't say that it's dangerous,

651
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 1: assuming that you're the person you've committed to is clean

652
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: and safe and all those things. But if you're just

653
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 1: going down on women willy nilly, part of the commitment

654
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: you might be making is that y'all share a disease. Now,

655
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: all right, I guess we go together. Since we both

656
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: got this, I guess you're gonna be my special someone forever,

657
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 1: or at least for another eight years before we don't

658
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: exist anymore. Oh my god. Okay, this is the other

659
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 1: part that I was really fascinated with, which I didn't consider.

660
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: And this actually goes back to what you were saying

661
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: about the sweeping of the broom. Right then, if you

662
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: sweep across someone's feet and then uh, you could spin

663
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: on the broom and the curses released. I didn't realize

664
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: that these uh curses had alternative ways of getting out

665
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,399
Speaker 1: of them. So I want to read some of them

666
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: to you and get your thoughts on each one. If

667
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: that's okay. Okay, Hell Yet, if you are cursed by

668
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: a woman, and they say woman, but I think at

669
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: this point we've established it applies to all people. But

670
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: if you are cursed by a person, you have three options.

671
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: Three options. Number one, A doctor can perform a purification

672
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: on the man on the subject, such as washing him

673
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: in a bath of rue herb tea, smoking him with

674
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: uncrossing incense, and then dressing him with van Van oil.

675
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: All right, let me get a pen here. Just make

676
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: sure that all checks out. There's nothing in there, nothing

677
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: there that I don't think I mean incense, I guess,

678
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: I guess like burning sage or something like that. I

679
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 1: think it has the same quality as burning sage. I'm

680
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: sure that you know. I don't know what crossing incense is.

681
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: I have no idea what van van oil. Crossing incident is.

682
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: Probably just going like this. You can see me, they

683
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: can't see me, but like just like waving your hands

684
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: from side to side, cross motions with your arms, like okay,

685
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: these incense crossed. You're good. Okay, So that's number one

686
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: ouction number two. If the man has been rendered impotent

687
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: by the enemy woman. The enemy woman is what they

688
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: phrase it, or how they phrase it, rather uh, which

689
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 1: apparently is part of the curse that like. The curse

690
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: is just a general curse, but often it's used for

691
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: love and commitment, but could easily be turned into making

692
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: your dick not work. But if the man has been

693
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: rendered impotent by the enemy woman, he can perform a

694
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 1: specific spell of his own, such as drawing cross marks

695
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: on his penis for nine days or pissing into red

696
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: ants uh to restore his manhood. That's easy to do,

697
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: pissing fire bed A fire ant bed, that's easy. Do

698
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,479
Speaker 1: you know where a lot of fire ant beds are

699
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: sort of like located. I mean in the South for sure.

700
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: My grandma's yard. We used to be running around with

701
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: those shoes on and get eight up. Yeah, so you

702
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: do that. I actually could not tell you where I

703
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: would find a fire in bed if I were to

704
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: be cursed with impotence. Yeah, I mean, you probably have

705
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: to check a couple of aunt beds. But if you,

706
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: you know, just knock the top off of it. If

707
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: the if the ants come out red and they're mad,

708
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: they're moving fast, p on it those fires yea, all right, Well,

709
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,919
Speaker 1: I gotta get I guess this is really a sign

710
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: that I gotta get to know my aunt community a

711
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,839
Speaker 1: little better. Just I don't want to just uh mess

712
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: up and p on regular ants. I gotta find some

713
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: fire ants in my community. Regulars like we can't help you.

714
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: Come on, brother, you're just being on me for no reason.

715
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: My house. Okay. This is the last one, and this, uh,

716
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: I would argue, is the most jarring of the options.

717
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: It says that the third option is the man or

718
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: a root doctor working on his behalf can get back

719
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: at the enemy woman and reverse the spell by capturing

720
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: some of her menstrual blood and laying a trick for her,

721
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: such as stopping her blood up in a bottle with

722
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: nine pins, nine needles, and nine rusty nails, then hiding

723
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,919
Speaker 1: the bottle in a hollow tree where she will never

724
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: find it. She'll get female trouble and we'll have to

725
00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: leave that man alone. Okay, that's the that sounds danger us.

726
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: Also sounds hard to accomplish. It doesn't sound easy at all.

727
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: You just gotta not only get access to her menstrual blood,

728
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: but then you have to have enough of it to

729
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: fill nine jar with nine needles, nine nails, rusty nails,

730
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: and nine something else and then put it in a tree.

731
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: You gotta let some nails sit out in the rain.

732
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: You gotta get needles. You gotta find a tree that's

733
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 1: hollow enough to where she can't reach in there and

734
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: just grab it out. You have to do it in

735
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: secret enough, so I guess when she's like at work

736
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: or something, you have to find a find a tree.

737
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: I do love the idea of a working woman who

738
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: also is committing hexas on people. It's like, yeah, she's

739
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: she's a you know, a wizard, sure, but she she

740
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: got a day job's act. She also works at the

741
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: credit union. She's a wizard with them numbers, you know

742
00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 1: what I mean, but also with real magic. She of

743
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: some evil stuff to people. Also. To have that much

744
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: period blood just sitting around, like, don't touch this right,

745
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 1: where are these jars of period blood that you're somehow

746
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 1: like able to access? It's a wild theory. So one

747
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: of the things that that I even in terms of

748
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: like the the amount of period blood, which I was

749
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 1: always curious about. I don't know if this's ever crossed

750
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: your mind, because when people say put period blood in

751
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: the spaghetti, I assumed that like it was like a

752
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: diva cup's worth of like emptying it out into the spaghetti.

753
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 1: But apparently the the most common strategies are to put like, uh,

754
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: a string in their vagina and then soak it up

755
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: and then just sort of stir that into the spaghetti. Oh.

756
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: So when you do like the around your fork situation

757
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: next to this phone, you had a spoone and you

758
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: round it with the fork, the string is just in

759
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: there and you don't know, I don't know if you

760
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: leave the string in I think you just let it

761
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: soak for a minute and then you pull it out

762
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: because it's like left enough of like the residue. I

763
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: guess they also say you can use a tampon and

764
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: just stir that like a used tampon and stir it in,

765
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: because when something dries, it'll become less dry as you're

766
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: stirring it into the leagal. I just want to give

767
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 1: a shout out to everybody who's still listening, who's getting

768
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: this info. I want to give a shout out to

769
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: women who are writing this down. I want to give

770
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 1: a shout out to the men who are putting their

771
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: nails out in the rain. I hope that we are

772
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: encouraging a bunch of women and men to hex each other.

773
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like this? I know I don't

774
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: like this woman, I get it, Thank you. I never

775
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: wanted to be with her, But here I am freaking up.

776
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna take one more break and then

777
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more Carl turn and more. My

778
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: mama told me we are Yeah, we're back here with

779
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: more Carl Tart and more. My mama told me, we

780
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: are still talking about the hexes that anyone of any

781
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: gender in any community can put on another person by

782
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 1: sharing their bodily fluids unbeknownst to them or beknownst to them.

783
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 1: Is that? How is that a thing? Can you say?

784
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: I mean, the one lady says her man is benounced,

785
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:45,280
Speaker 1: the goblet lady is benounced. The goblet lady does assure

786
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: us that her man is beknownst the entire time that

787
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: he licks it off her finger, much like an animal. Okay,

788
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 1: I want to play a game. We're gonna play a

789
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: fun game. Uh in. This game is exciting. It's a

790
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: game that I like to call. Okay, here we go.

791
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to present you with a pretty innocuous, pretty

792
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: widely supported fact, and then I'm going to ask you

793
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 1: to make a much more sinister conspiracy theory from this.

794
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: Any conspiracy theory you want, you go as far or

795
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: is not far with it as you want. Just the

796
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 1: only correct answer is the incorrect answer. If that makes sense,

797
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: sounds good to me? Hell yeah, so Okay. The fact

798
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: that I am presenting to you is that Elvis Presley.

799
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with Elvis Pressley? I am also a

800
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: Mississippi native. Oh that's right, he is from Mississippi. Do

801
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 1: you do you have fond feelings for Elvis? Absolutely not. Okay,

802
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: sure he stole a lot from your people. Absolutely, My

803
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: granddaddy was real. Elvis, say your your uncle Tart was

804
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 1: probably the man who who he originally stole a ship from. Absolutely. Okay. Well,

805
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 1: Elvis Presley on the day that he died, I'm sure

806
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: you're happy to hear he didn't make it. Elvis Presley

807
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: the day that he died, apparently before he went into

808
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: the bathroom. You know, he died on the bathroom. He

809
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: was actually going to read a book while he was

810
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: going into the bathroom, and before he went into the bathroom,

811
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 1: his final words, apparently the final words this man ever

812
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: spoke out loud, were okay, I won't now. The White

813
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: Man will tell you that the reason he said that

814
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: is because she told him not to fall asleep while

815
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: reading the book in the bathroom. I want you to

816
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: hotep that ship. Brothers and sisters, welcome. My name is

817
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: Mujaheed Mussin Bay. I hope everybody is drinking their water

818
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: and eating their green vegetable, because nothing that comes out

819
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,720
Speaker 1: of the ground is white, So please put that cauliflower away,

820
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 1: Brothers and sisters, Queens, kings, queens and kings of a

821
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: different nation. I came here today to talk about brother

822
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: l Vis Presley. Should I say, devil Elvis Presley? Who

823
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: stole you know, so much property, so much land, so

824
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 1: much from the brothers and sister the kings and queens

825
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: of yesteryear, real land, fake land. He stole it all. Yes,

826
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: that's correct, that's correct. And before he took his untimely

827
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: trip to Hell, which I assume is where he is

828
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: located currently, he graced us with the words, no, I won't.

829
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: Let's break those down. No I won't. How many letters

830
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: in the phrase no I won't. Seven seven the divine

831
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 1: divine number. If you think about it, triple seven at

832
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: the casino. That's bingo. That's a jackpot. Let's break that down,

833
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: jack pot. Seven letters. Also, think about it, y'all. Don't

834
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: hear me, y'all, don't hear me here, You all right,

835
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 1: think about this. No I won't. When do you say no,

836
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: I won't? You say no I won't. When you don't

837
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 1: want to do something? Okay, No I won't, Yes you will, No,

838
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: I won't. Think about that. What he didn't want to

839
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: do was give credit to the black man. But everything

840
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: that he had stolen, the land, the physical land, the

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Speaker 1: metaphysical land of music, what he stole from Chuck Berry,

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Speaker 1: what he stole from Little Richard. Yes, they said, give

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00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: it back. And before he walked into that toilet to

844
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: flush his life down to hell, to empty himself for

845
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Speaker 1: the last time, empty himself for the last time, to

846
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:45,760
Speaker 1: shoot out all of his enters, he said no, I won't,

847
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 1: and then died. Think about it. That's what he didn't

848
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,760
Speaker 1: want to do. He won't. He didn't want to give

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00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 1: credit to the black Man, to the king of which

850
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,959
Speaker 1: he stole and made millions his whole career. Grace Land,

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00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: No grace Land. He died with no grace. Think about it.

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00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: That should have been called king Land. I hope all

853
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 1: of you people are drinking your water and you are

854
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: eating your greeen vegetables. Look, those are black voices cheering

855
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: for you. Hell yeah, I do think there's probably. Well, first,

856
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: let's let's remind everyone it was okay, I won't. But

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00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 1: I love that you made it. No. I love that

858
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: you said fuck it. It's no. This man was a

859
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: bad man, and he said no. As far as I'm concerned,

860
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 1: that's just a rewriting of history by the white devil

861
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: to say, okay, thank you, mm hmm. But I do

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00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: think that there is some legitimacy to the possibility that

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00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: it wasn't just like this charming final conversation of her

864
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: being like, don't fall asleep in there, and okay, I won't.

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Speaker 1: I bet he was probably like, Elvis, are you gonna

866
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: give back that music? You still no bucket? And then

867
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: he died. This is the company you having with his maid? Right? Yeah?

868
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 1: I think it was his girlfriend at the time. Maybe

869
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Speaker 1: they were the same. I don't know. I'm not an

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Speaker 1: Elvis historian. I haven't kept tracked I in doing looking

871
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: up for a fun fact about Elvis. I did realize

872
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: that that he he's a karate expert. I didn't. I

873
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: didn't know that that he's actually they say he's a

874
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: black belt and that he goes by like something like

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Speaker 1: Tiger Man. It was his uh was his karate name,

876
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: which I didn't know they gave you karate names. I

877
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: didn't know that was like a thing another thing he

878
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: stole from the black Man, his belt. I hope you

879
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:42,359
Speaker 1: were drinking your water and eating your green vegetables, all right, man, Well,

880
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: this was fun. Yeah, man, I had a great time.

881
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: This is a great time. Carl. Can you tell everybody, uh,

882
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: where they can find you, what they can look out

883
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: for to to see more Carl Tart. Yeah, if you

884
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: had home bench and TV, you can see me on

885
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: all your favorite shows. I pop up every now and

886
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: then say a couple of words, give a give a

887
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 1: hazy look. Uh, you've seen me on Brooklyn nine nine. Uh,

888
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: you can see him on Superstore. You can see me

889
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 1: on your whole NBC Thursday Night lineup whatever it is,

890
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: good place. I was on that. Uh and soon well,

891
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: I don't know when it's coming out, but the Keenan

892
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: Show is called Keenan's gonna be on NBC. I was

893
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: a writer on that. You can out. But other than that,

894
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: listen to the Flagrant Ones. It's a basketball podcast I

895
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: host with two guys, Hayes, that important, Sean Clements. Uh.

896
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: They also host the show called Hollywood Handbook. It's on Patreon.

897
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: So please reach into your pockets and give us your

898
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: five dollars. Everybody y'all getting no stimulus checks. The Republicans

899
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: have proved them once again today. So you're gonna have

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00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: six coming. Go ahead and make that five. Go ahead

901
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: and make that five night five and listen to my

902
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: basketball podcast. Yeah, why would you waste that money on

903
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 1: food and sustenance when you could listen to Carl's basketball

904
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: podcast for almost a fifth of what the government is

905
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: gonna give you. It's a lot. It's a lot when

906
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,280
Speaker 1: you think about it. This is the basketball podcast. We're

907
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: gonna be talking about the bubble. Uh. And other than that,

908
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 1: just follow me on Instagram at damnit carll d A

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Speaker 1: M M I T c A r L I deleted Twitter. Okay, alright,

910
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: pe to Carl's Twitter, but please follow him. He's so

911
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 1: funny and so I'm so happy he was here. And

912
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 1: as always, you can follow me at Lengthston Kerman on

913
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: both Instagram and Twitter. I'll never leave you Twitter. You

914
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: mean the world to me. I love how toxic you are.

915
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: Please keep breaking my spirit every day. Uh? Have you

916
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: turned off your notifications yet? I haven't turned off my notifications,

917
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: but I do feel like that's coming. Yeah. I can't.

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00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it no more because even after turning

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00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: off all my notifications, I was still seeing ship and

920
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: and it wasn't even just people directing stuff at me.

921
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: It's just the take culture of Twitter. I just had

922
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 1: to be like, man, I'm out, dog, I can't. I

923
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: don't want to sit there and see like I never

924
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: want to see another vet's it. That's the tweet like

925
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: situation because it's never a take that I care about,

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00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: even if it's something that I actually do care about.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see you talk about it right

928
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: now that you said it's good, I don't like it

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00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: no more exactly. I had to go. But I'm still

930
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: on Instagram posting pictures looking at ants. So send nudes, ladies,

931
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,439
Speaker 1: send nudes to Carl at damn it Carl, And thank

932
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: you so much for following and listening. And this has

933
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: been another amazing episode of My Mama Told Me because

934
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Speaker 1: I've been my crop chips in your nas Koala bears

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Speaker 1: are racist, mostly money, very stuff I can't tell me.