1 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: I welcome back to another what ABOLGORI a dish? I'm 2 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 1: your host, Kevin polkist that Kevin per waffle unless I'm 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:16,239 Speaker 1: at Blackbird Diner and then a sweet cream pankick they 4 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,599 Speaker 1: offer is the absolute ship. But I digress. Let's meek, 5 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 1: shall we in no particular orders? Say hey to crank 6 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: Akowski Coacow, how are you with heights? Heights? Um? Like 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:37,239 Speaker 1: of buildings? People like tall people don't bother me? Right 8 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: about a cliff? Um about a tall guy named cliff. 9 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 1: If there's a seven footer named cliff, I'm slightly afraid 10 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: of him. Sure, Um, I'll tell you this. I've been 11 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 1: to Paris or Perry three times in my life, for 12 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: twelve times in my life. Never been up the Eiffel 13 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: Tower even one level. Because of the heights. Yeah, okay, 14 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: because of the because of your hatred for the French. 15 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: I hate the French. And now Caroline Cotter, not your daughter. 16 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: What is your favorite smell? Oh? My god? Right to stumper. 17 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: I think that. Um. One of my favorite smells is 18 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: like right before it rains on the East coast? Are 19 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:40,679 Speaker 1: you laughing? My nose like it? For my favorite smell 20 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: is my second finger my hands smelled nasty. My favorite 21 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: smells on my hands I have again. Hey, there's a 22 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: tool thing changing into his whites. What's the worst dream 23 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: you've had most recently. I don't dream too often. That's 24 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: a that's a good question, thank you. Where where I'm driving? 25 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: I don't like I spent a lot of time driving 26 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: as it is in my dreams. Come on, that's what 27 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: get you? Yeah, that's it. I don't have any of 28 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: those wake up you know, falling off a cliff. Uh 29 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: but nice, nice call back. But yeah, I just don't 30 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 1: like mundane things. Let's do something in those dreams. Yeah, 31 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 1: let's not. Let's not waste anyone's time with the driving. 32 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 1: What the hell? It's James Heeny dream He Have you 33 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: flown a kite? And how did it go the last time? God? 34 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: I can't remember. I feel like I took multiple trips 35 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: with kites and none of them ever flew when I 36 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: was a kid, and it was always like one of 37 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: those things where it's like, well maybe we built it wrong, 38 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 1: but we'd run and it would drag on the ground. 39 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: Have a lot of fun with kites. Did you feel 40 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: it was your fault? I mean I was told it 41 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,919 Speaker 1: was my fault. Get it up there. Once you get 42 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: it up there, it's gonna be fine, just dragging on 43 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: the ground. Which asshole parent was this that said that 44 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: it was both of them. They they'd sit on the 45 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,679 Speaker 1: benches and they'd be like, get that thing in the air. 46 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:15,359 Speaker 1: We want to stop something and stop smelling your hand. Yeah, 47 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 1: unless but he'll pile your poop, hie. If you're thinking 48 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: least it's Joey Greer, keeper of the anus animals. What 49 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: is something about your butt hole? The folks would be 50 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: surprised to hear. Oh wow. Um at this point, I'm 51 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: not sure, but I guess that. Uh, I guess that 52 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: it has eyes. Sure, that's a good guess. Let's do 53 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: a damn show. All of our scene suggestions are gathered 54 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: from your listener emails I love to read them, or 55 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 1: from your patriots, our patron v i p s who 56 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: get um, you know, special treatment. To become a patron 57 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 1: supporter of the show and enjoy exclusive content like video 58 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: of Caroline smelling her hand and other perks, just head 59 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: on over to patron dot com slash alchemy this. If 60 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: you'd like to submit a scene suggestion by email, please 61 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: write to the podcast. That your name here at alchemy 62 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: this dot com. That's your name here? Seen one comes 63 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 1: from patron alcel maniac Will, who wrote Dear Alchemists, Will 64 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:23,159 Speaker 1: Morris here upstate St. Louis. I'll keep this one short 65 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: scene suggestion soup to nuts. Thank you all still surviving 66 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: on my I V drip of alchemy this thanks for 67 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: keeping me going. Love you all and about I love 68 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 1: you all and about out. Oh he meant shout out, Yeah, 69 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: I love you all and shout out to the highly 70 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 1: underrated Cold Stratton. Oh, I'd say moderately underrated on average. Yeah, yeah, 71 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: order up. You've had this? Uh, that's super four. I've 72 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:03,720 Speaker 1: I've allergic to peanuts, so as tempting as it sounds, 73 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: I'll have to pass. Yeah. What's kind of a tradition 74 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 1: around here. You know, we take all the nuts and 75 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,159 Speaker 1: then we make a little super It's great. You're gonna 76 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: love it. You should try it, even though you're allergic, 77 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 1: But you should try. I mean, it would be a 78 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: pretty serious situation if I even sipped some of it. 79 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: Let us know if I did. Let us know. If 80 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: you see a soup that you do like, Jimmy, can 81 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 1: I see you over here for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 82 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:31,280 Speaker 1: he clearly said he had an allergic reaction to peanuts 83 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,919 Speaker 1: any nuts. Well, you know, our our our insurance is 84 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: pretty low. I don't think we could handle a lawsuits, 85 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 1: so maybe we backed off. I've made a decision. Yeah 86 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 1: are you doing? I think I'm gonna go for the 87 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go for the nutsu I'm sorry this, 88 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 1: we gotta actually leave insurance. Can your manager over here? 89 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,719 Speaker 1: I mean, I get my manage over here. But I 90 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 1: mean this is what he told me, so I mean, hey, 91 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: how's it going over here? Sir? I just want to 92 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: say you've got a great staff here, and thank you. 93 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:14,799 Speaker 1: It's amazing. Thank you today. No, I want the nuts. Sup. Well, 94 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: I heard you had an analogy. Well this is I'm 95 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 1: gonna put this on the table. This is my EPI 96 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 1: pen and i'd like to be able to literally put 97 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: that on the table. Yeah, I'd like to put that 98 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,919 Speaker 1: on the table. So what I'd like to do is 99 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 1: get that soup, have a couple of bites of it, 100 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 1: and when inevitably I go into I think it's called 101 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 1: anaphylectic shock, let's call it. It's gonna be a messy situation. 102 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 1: But as long as you shoot me with that time 103 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:46,720 Speaker 1: call nine one, Okay, I'll be fine. And I tried 104 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: to stick with the tradition. It's my first time here, 105 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: all right. I think it's called an oopie pen by 106 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,799 Speaker 1: the way, or see, I guess it probably is. Yeah, 107 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,640 Speaker 1: I don't think EPI is the technical medical term. All right, Well, 108 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,799 Speaker 1: I'm down on for this experiment. Jimmy, how are you feeling? He? 109 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 1: I mean, you're good. I'm good, boss, you know what 110 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 1: I mean. I'm happy the way I'm being facetious, Jimmy, 111 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: We're not gonna fucking do this, all right, all right? 112 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: What the We're not going to give a guy with 113 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 1: an allergy not soup? And then we put in an 114 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,680 Speaker 1: OOPSI pen? Are you bananas? So you know, if you're 115 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: you know what I could end up doing is I'll 116 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 1: just come back dressed in some sort of outfit in 117 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: a few days, maybe a few weeks, maybe a month, 118 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 1: and you won't know who I am, and then you 119 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: won't even be prepared. Anyway. I'm excited. I'm excited about 120 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 1: your return. Phil. You you took longer than you're allowed 121 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 1: for lunch. So sorry, I'm so sorry. Is that it 122 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 1: is that all you have, then we're square. You just 123 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 1: say I'm sorry. Well, here's the thing. I can't your 124 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 1: opie pen. I thought those were universals. Were those just 125 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: for you? I mean they're in the supply closet, But 126 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 1: that's because I don't have room at my desk. Hey, Blake, 127 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 1: wanted to let you know, in fact, from lunch at 128 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 1: exactly a half hour. Took a half hour for lunch. Hey, 129 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: you're getting You're going to raise right best manager ever, Thanks, Blake. 130 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 1: You're gonna want to kill me. I didn't even get 131 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: a chance to eat lunch yet, and I'm gonna eat. 132 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,280 Speaker 1: I just came back to check in and tell you 133 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 1: I got to take another thirty And what do you 134 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,280 Speaker 1: what do you think that's happening here at this this 135 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,360 Speaker 1: Chevrolet dealership? Do you think we just have no rules, 136 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: no regulations. No, I don't that. I didn't say that. 137 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,960 Speaker 1: I can somebody show me this sting? Right? You gotta 138 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 1: still selling the Chevrolete thing, right? Of course? Of course 139 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:47,440 Speaker 1: I'll have a Phil show you round. Bake. Sorrycond fart 140 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: of this, lady. Did you want to answer questions? Um? No, 141 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: I I work here. I just um, I can help 142 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 1: you with this sting ray, Um, even though my manager 143 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,439 Speaker 1: doesn't like me to sell cars. Um, I just I'm 144 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: concerned because all of my clothes those are have been taken. 145 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 1: I don't know who did it, but someone just did it. 146 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,360 Speaker 1: In the past two minutes. I had a change of 147 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,440 Speaker 1: clothes for after work. I was going to go on 148 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,920 Speaker 1: a date. I was gonna look floody, and I can't 149 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 1: do that now because someone stole my clothes. Are you 150 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: saying your schlut clothes you've been stolen? That's exactly right, sir. Now, 151 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,120 Speaker 1: the beautiful thing about this thing, right is that it 152 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:25,080 Speaker 1: has five miles a gallon and it um rides really fast. 153 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 1: It's goes zero at a sixties black Blake. Just want 154 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,440 Speaker 1: to let you know that I'm ready to show some cars, 155 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:34,200 Speaker 1: and I've made a change of clothes around so you 156 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,520 Speaker 1: can see me. What do you think, miss? I got 157 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,840 Speaker 1: a question for you based on what you just told 158 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,440 Speaker 1: me about the sting Right. He said, your boss doesn't 159 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 1: like you to sell cars because damn you're smooth. Thank you. Um, 160 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,319 Speaker 1: I can't help, but notice, I'm so sorry. I'll keep 161 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,480 Speaker 1: selling this car. In one second, it looks like my 162 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:57,200 Speaker 1: coworker is wearing my clothes. What those your those your 163 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:01,440 Speaker 1: slut clothes right there? Obviously? Yes, these are clothes. The 164 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,480 Speaker 1: tip of your penis is hanging out at the bottom 165 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:10,440 Speaker 1: of that skirt, only the tip. Yes, all right, I'm 166 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 1: gonna call a team meeting season sir. Just you can 167 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,240 Speaker 1: take a test drive if you want. Can I sit 168 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:19,200 Speaker 1: and sting right while y'all mat here and there? The 169 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 1: great thing about this steering wheel is that it is smooth. Stephanie, 170 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:27,400 Speaker 1: We're gonna have the meeting right now. Do you guys 171 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,079 Speaker 1: mind if we do this group meeting at a restaurant 172 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:33,199 Speaker 1: that I've really been enjoying. I feel like we'll really connect. 173 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 1: We have a half hour do it though, We're just 174 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: gonna have it here by by the water? Fooler? Is 175 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,000 Speaker 1: everyone cool with that? All three? If you fool it up? 176 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:47,120 Speaker 1: I'm just hungry now. Phil, it's obviously you're wearing Stephanie's clothes. 177 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:51,600 Speaker 1: Why is it obvious? Because she complained about her clothes 178 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,839 Speaker 1: getting stolen and then you change outfit. I found the room, 179 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:59,679 Speaker 1: well the tank, says Stephanie, and rhinestones. Obviously it's mine. 180 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 1: It's like an ironic Stephanie. How is that ironic? Because 181 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,760 Speaker 1: I'm not Stephanie. That's a good point. That's a really 182 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,120 Speaker 1: good point. You can have it, you can have the pig, 183 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:14,719 Speaker 1: all right. I just want to the group effort here 184 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 1: is to sell that sting, right. We've had it for 185 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,960 Speaker 1: now fifty five years, and I think we can do it, 186 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 1: so I can take the lead on this. Is that 187 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,319 Speaker 1: what you just said? Of course, I see you already 188 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,280 Speaker 1: have a report with the customer. Let's not lose them. 189 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:34,079 Speaker 1: Let's get out there starting. I just regular, and why 190 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:38,200 Speaker 1: don't we celebrate this team meeting with the Let's order 191 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,679 Speaker 1: some soup? Could we? I had soup for lunch. I'm 192 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:47,920 Speaker 1: not interested a big bowl of nuts soup. Yeah, listen 193 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 1: to a lot of bites of it. Philm going over 194 00:11:51,200 --> 00:12:00,280 Speaker 1: your charts here. When was the last time you ate? Hello? Hello? Sorry? 195 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:04,600 Speaker 1: Sorry sorry sorry sorry, Sometimes it's been a bit. It's benefit. 196 00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 1: I'm really hungry. I'm kind of holding out for something special. 197 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:13,560 Speaker 1: You're holding on war for something moving out to something special. 198 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 1: We're gonna have to We're gonna have to put you 199 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:22,360 Speaker 1: into one of our clinics. Okay, no, no, no, super safe. Well, 200 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 1: I don't really need to click, you know what, I 201 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,480 Speaker 1: could go forward? Well then I know, then what the hell? 202 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:33,439 Speaker 1: What am I? I'm just a doctor. You can't but 203 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:36,320 Speaker 1: maybe just scope you go. You know, here's my movie 204 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 1: pen take that all right? You know what. Here's here's 205 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 1: some here's some keys, here's some keys. Oh okay, all right, 206 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:50,160 Speaker 1: I'm out of here. Okay, now I'll just take it 207 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 1: back to that restaurant. Doctor, doctor, doctor over here. My 208 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,600 Speaker 1: my son's choking. Can you help? Let me just let 209 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:05,320 Speaker 1: me guide you know what, I've got an emergency that 210 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,080 Speaker 1: I'm rushing off to. Sorry, but put your fingers in 211 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,560 Speaker 1: his mouth and then try to fish it out with 212 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,160 Speaker 1: your the tips of your fingers. Already tried that, doctor, 213 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:26,240 Speaker 1: We need your fun. A little boy? Are you okay? Okay? 214 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 1: This seems like a job for nine one one, So, um, 215 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,200 Speaker 1: what's your emergency? There's a little boy here choking. And 216 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,640 Speaker 1: also I think it's sir, are you choking a little boy? 217 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,920 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, it's you've misheard me. 218 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 1: There's a boy choking, unrelated to any actions that I've done. 219 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,040 Speaker 1: In fact, I just crossed paths on my way to 220 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,640 Speaker 1: a restaurant on a little boy who was choking and 221 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:52,920 Speaker 1: you thought you'd call us. Well, let me just pass you. 222 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 1: Could I connect you to a different cell phone? Alright, Phil, 223 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 1: this is lock up. Are you gonna be in solitary 224 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,720 Speaker 1: for a while? All right, that's just how it goes, buddy, 225 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: that's just sold. Now the next time, we're gonna be 226 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:11,800 Speaker 1: throwing some slot in the next two three weeks, So 227 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,360 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to wait to three week before you eating. Alright, 228 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:18,319 Speaker 1: but I've already gone too long without food. I'm at 229 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 1: that level where I need some nutrients before solitary. Well 230 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:29,840 Speaker 1: you should have thought about that before you choked the boy. Alright, chump, Hey, 231 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:33,920 Speaker 1: what are you in for? Oh I didn't do it. 232 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: I guess choking a little boy, I do it? Did 233 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:42,600 Speaker 1: you say a little boy? I don't listen. I didn't 234 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 1: do it. I don't get short ass, short ass, I 235 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 1: thought this was sound ary. I have a pick up 236 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:58,800 Speaker 1: order six orders of nut soup for Stephanie. Oh yeah, yeah, 237 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 1: you got to come right up. I have a special 238 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: step as you can see. Oh yes, I can. Just 239 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,800 Speaker 1: in case you're checking checking if the right person. I 240 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,000 Speaker 1: think that tip your penis is showing. Alright, Sorry, that's 241 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,480 Speaker 1: a mistake. The whole thing's supposed to be. It's just 242 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,840 Speaker 1: the way. It's the way that the skirt, it's a 243 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,640 Speaker 1: slit skirt. Sit just letting you know, you know what 244 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:29,840 Speaker 1: I mean? What it is? A souper ready here, that's 245 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:42,640 Speaker 1: gonna be twenty three Jordan, Oh sorry, Jordan three you're 246 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,040 Speaker 1: gonna pay? Yes? Can I get some of those packets 247 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:50,080 Speaker 1: of souper nuts on the side said that to it. 248 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:54,600 Speaker 1: All right, that's gonna be six four two? Whose number 249 00:15:54,680 --> 00:16:00,800 Speaker 1: was that? That's just how much you will? Okay? Uh? 250 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:10,560 Speaker 1: Do you do you take diner's clothes? Yes? We do. Oh, 251 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but this is uh, this is the client. 252 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, Stephanie on it. Oh yeah, do you 253 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 1: have idea something? I can just mess this right here 254 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,240 Speaker 1: on my shirt. Okay, I want to need an actual idea. 255 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,240 Speaker 1: You know you don't accept Ryan Stones is a form 256 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 1: of ID. Well, I mean we used to, but we 257 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,640 Speaker 1: got a big man. I can get my manager Wating 258 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 1: if you want to talk about I went to the 259 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 1: Chevy dealership across the street. Oh, yeah, of course, you 260 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: guys are great business. Yes we are, no problem. Yeah, 261 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 1: standard yeah, I just trying to tell the customer that 262 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,160 Speaker 1: we know. We don't think Ryan Stones is a form 263 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: of identification anymore. It seems like you're insisting that the 264 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 1: customer is wrong, and that's not how we do this business. 265 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,360 Speaker 1: Get your ship out of your locker and be gone 266 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: in forty minutes. What but I live here usually give 267 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 1: half hour. I'm gonna give you ford. I don't know 268 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:07,240 Speaker 1: for you stand keep keep walking back back to the back, sir, 269 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,320 Speaker 1: gonna help? Oh were you talking to me? I'm Stephanie, Stephanie. Yes, 270 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,400 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Stephanie. How can help? Well? Oh my god, 271 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,240 Speaker 1: it's right there on your chests, right there. Was looking 272 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 1: at your chest, but the rhyan stones, and I think 273 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,800 Speaker 1: I caught my eye. I think this is my soup, 274 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,399 Speaker 1: and I think I'm good. Oh you were just picking 275 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,160 Speaker 1: up you just picking up my soup. Oh so then 276 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,920 Speaker 1: he collected for the soup the fee. I think he did. Yeah, 277 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,040 Speaker 1: do you think he did? I think he did. Huh. 278 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:40,000 Speaker 1: Let me just check the paperworker, Stephanie, the lander. Come on, 279 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,000 Speaker 1: we gotta move, all right, we can't be here anymore. 280 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: You gotta go. I just got fired and we got 281 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:48,719 Speaker 1: kicked out of our house. Okay, we gotta go. Okay, 282 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,919 Speaker 1: we gotta We can't keep moving somewhere every time you 283 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,159 Speaker 1: get kicked out of a freaking job. We'd be moving 284 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: every every day. Practically, we'll come do the best. I 285 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 1: can't you all right now, we just pick up up kid, 286 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,159 Speaker 1: try best. You can't getting fired every day from a 287 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 1: new job. You're stupid, You're bad at work. You got 288 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,520 Speaker 1: a bad sense of style. I don't like the way 289 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,800 Speaker 1: your face looks. Your hand doesn't grow on the back 290 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,399 Speaker 1: half of you. Wow, wow, wow wow. Because i'm front, Harry, 291 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:22,840 Speaker 1: that's why you're doing. Yes, is either wax the front 292 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,720 Speaker 1: or I guess I just want you to wax the 293 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,399 Speaker 1: front so you have your uneven hair. You don't have 294 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,640 Speaker 1: hair on all all parts of your body. You understand 295 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 1: that the only thing I asked for. I don't care. Hello, So, yes, 296 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 1: you're being fitted for a backwig today? Is that? Yes? 297 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,520 Speaker 1: I am? Yes, okay, let me just get your measurements 298 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,560 Speaker 1: if I could, If you could just take off your shirt. 299 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:48,160 Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow, it's a great tattoo you've got back here. 300 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:53,080 Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah, it's uh sen. So is that a 301 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 1: cat riding a very back in the distance? Yes, up 302 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: on the up on the bluff yep. Yeah, it's a 303 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,439 Speaker 1: whole symbolism thing. And what is this symbolism? Because I'm 304 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:11,600 Speaker 1: not getting it? It's ironic. Cool. All right, we've got 305 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,280 Speaker 1: your measurements. Um, did you have a style of hair 306 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:20,560 Speaker 1: in mind? Yeah? I was thinking, um, something loose something summer, 307 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:25,520 Speaker 1: you know, loosing summer. Yeah, you know, I don't really 308 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:31,640 Speaker 1: think we have loose hoar summer. It's really burnette, blonde, straight, curly. 309 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:33,880 Speaker 1: I guess i'd say match the color of the hair 310 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:39,080 Speaker 1: in front. But honestly, now that I have, why don't 311 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 1: we do that? No one could tell it's a backwig. 312 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,800 Speaker 1: That's that's incredible. Seriously, No, I mean your hair is 313 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,920 Speaker 1: completely symmetrical on your front and your back, just like 314 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 1: an all male human beings. I feel, I feeling it's 315 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,359 Speaker 1: a whole new mean man. I feel, yeah, like you 316 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,720 Speaker 1: could have got the front wax to be you know, 317 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,399 Speaker 1: uniform throughout since you don't grow in the back. But 318 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,119 Speaker 1: I mean just a uniform level of hair throughout your 319 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,640 Speaker 1: entire body. I mean that that wig is is fantastic. 320 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 1: But I just because if I wax, I'm gonna have 321 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:19,400 Speaker 1: to keep on waxing, you know. Yeah, but this way. 322 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,360 Speaker 1: It's like what, I just gotta throw it on every 323 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:23,760 Speaker 1: time I go up, you know. Oh yeah, also, I 324 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:30,760 Speaker 1: gotta fire you one that has seen one talking to 325 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:38,120 Speaker 1: a employee about his back way. Uh. Scene two comes 326 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,760 Speaker 1: from Kristen, who wrote a police interrogation or two officers 327 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,840 Speaker 1: who usually played a good cup and bad cup roles 328 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,320 Speaker 1: have for a beat switched places to see who would 329 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,919 Speaker 1: be better at the other person's interrogation style, while the 330 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,520 Speaker 1: rest of the police staff watched from behind the one 331 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:54,399 Speaker 1: way mirror. I didn't do it. I tell you, I 332 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 1: didn't do it. Okay, Um, and you're not. Oh you 333 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,920 Speaker 1: are under arrest, but you're not. Am I under arrest? 334 00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:07,440 Speaker 1: Not under arrest? Well you are, but like you're not. 335 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,879 Speaker 1: You haven't been charged for anything yet. So, um, you 336 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,639 Speaker 1: just have to tell us the truth. I guess you 337 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:19,439 Speaker 1: know what I mean. Are you trying to trick me? No? No, 338 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:23,080 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm really not. What did you what was 339 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 1: that one second? And don't listen to what we're saying. Yeah, no, 340 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,879 Speaker 1: just come outside. Okay, I'm sorry. Okay, Well, I'll be 341 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 1: right back. Okay, what's up? All right, you're out? Okay, 342 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,679 Speaker 1: you couldn't do it. Okay, you lose that you do 343 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 1: what what do you mean you couldn't do? You couldn't 344 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,080 Speaker 1: even be a good cover backup. You are this weird 345 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:45,360 Speaker 1: in between not a weird in between little piece of ship. 346 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,359 Speaker 1: I was, you know where then was? You told me 347 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 1: to do the opposite of what I normally do. So 348 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,119 Speaker 1: I was trying to be fucking nice and you bombed. 349 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,680 Speaker 1: What do you want me to say? All right, Look, 350 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,400 Speaker 1: that's just how it is. You're off the boards. Want 351 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,000 Speaker 1: you to fucking go to the toilet where I just 352 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 1: took a dump and eat my ship? You didn't flush? Yeah, 353 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,320 Speaker 1: just in case I could say something like this one day. 354 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 1: You know, this isn't the Pacific Northwest. Okay, leave those 355 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,920 Speaker 1: logs down in the sewers. You're gonna say what I'm saying, 356 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:20,200 Speaker 1: so fucking dumb. I'm going back in there. I'm going 357 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,439 Speaker 1: back in there, and I'll be the nicest little bit 358 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 1: esff lost, Fuck you, Hi, I'm back. Um. I couldn't 359 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:38,200 Speaker 1: hear anything. Yeah, okay, thank you. Um, so you're still 360 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:43,120 Speaker 1: not arrested, okay, and you have beautiful eyes? Thank you? 361 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,960 Speaker 1: So can I leave? Then? No? I'm so sorry you 362 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,920 Speaker 1: can't leave? Um, but you just have to tell me 363 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:58,280 Speaker 1: if you killed that man. It's just sad, yes or no. 364 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,600 Speaker 1: I thought he choked, but I didn't. I didn't kill him. Interesting, 365 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 1: So you you thought years you know the cause of 366 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 1: death and I haven't even told you that. Well, everyone 367 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,320 Speaker 1: at the restaurant saw it happened, so okay, interesting, this 368 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:15,120 Speaker 1: is really interesting. Um, I'll be right back. Okay, okay, 369 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:20,880 Speaker 1: stand there, Okay, how is that you're off? What does 370 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:27,240 Speaker 1: it matter? What? Can I go in there and be 371 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:31,880 Speaker 1: bad cup? For God's six? If you can? If you can? 372 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,119 Speaker 1: Fuck you all right? Look at who this son of 373 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:45,119 Speaker 1: a bitches? Should I handcuffed myself? Oh? I ain't cuffed 374 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:49,639 Speaker 1: myself to your cheer you fuck? Why would you? Where's 375 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 1: the lady? She was? She was very nice? Keith to 376 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:58,439 Speaker 1: my cups in my back pocket? Grab him? Okay, okay, okay, 377 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:02,359 Speaker 1: I'm getting now. Don't use those keys to unlock the door. 378 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,760 Speaker 1: Use those keys to unlock my cuffs, you son of 379 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,320 Speaker 1: a bitch. I'm sorry, what do you want? What's happening 380 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,400 Speaker 1: right now? Oh? Fuck? You unlock these cups? I accidentally 381 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: cuffed myself to your chair like you did it on purpose. 382 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,040 Speaker 1: But okay, there you go. Oh, thank you, thank you. 383 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be outside for a second and i'll be 384 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:32,000 Speaker 1: right back getting how is that? What? What did you do? 385 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:45,320 Speaker 1: That cop? Fucking that's the baddest ass cop you've ever seen? Me? Well, 386 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,399 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You just totally were just NonStop dunking on 387 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,320 Speaker 1: me for not being nice enough in there, and compared 388 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:57,200 Speaker 1: to compared to what we just saw, that was embarrassing, 389 00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:01,880 Speaker 1: baddest cap you've ever seen. Like, excuse me. You told 390 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,760 Speaker 1: me to be bad cop and I went in there 391 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,960 Speaker 1: and I don't think you could top that bad cup. No, 392 00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:11,760 Speaker 1: that was really Hey, Bosha, do you might checking out 393 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:16,240 Speaker 1: some of this timber over here? Uh? We've been just 394 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 1: you know, chopping it down. But I don't know what. 395 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 1: What's all these logs still doing here? Well, there's something 396 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,120 Speaker 1: wrong with the boss. I don't know. It's not wood, 397 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,760 Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. These logs are not wood. Uh, 398 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. There they smell like ship and they 399 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:39,160 Speaker 1: feel like like ship. Okay, well, I I don't want 400 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,280 Speaker 1: to touch it to find out, but I'm telling you 401 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,400 Speaker 1: what your word for it is? She that just look 402 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,440 Speaker 1: at that, look at that just going through my fingers. 403 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,679 Speaker 1: And my nails, you know, I mean, okay, yeah, that 404 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,879 Speaker 1: does that does look like human ship. I don't know 405 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 1: what's going on. We're gonna we can't ship any of this, No, no, 406 00:25:56,359 --> 00:26:00,719 Speaker 1: we can't. We're expecting we've got an order of two 407 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 1: hundred trees to uh to Ted's Lumber in Beaverton. Uh, 408 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,720 Speaker 1: you know that. Let's due tomorrow, tomorrow. We can't do. 409 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,840 Speaker 1: We can't ship them a bunch of logs of ship. 410 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:22,440 Speaker 1: Spring bring spring, Bring spring bring. That's a. That's a. 411 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:27,639 Speaker 1: That's the phone ringing. Alrighty, once you calm down, all right, 412 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:33,000 Speaker 1: Ted's Lumber? How you doing? Ted? This is uh? This 413 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:38,600 Speaker 1: is uh Terry mccauliffe in uh in Vancouver. Yeah, okay, 414 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,960 Speaker 1: hold on just a second, ary, it's a Terry mccauf 415 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,480 Speaker 1: and Vancouver. Do you want to stay for this meeting 416 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,359 Speaker 1: or do you when we put it on speaker or 417 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,040 Speaker 1: do you want to put on put him on a speaker. 418 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,800 Speaker 1: All right, let me just give it a second. Here 419 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:52,280 Speaker 1: we go. That's not it, that's not it. There it 420 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,600 Speaker 1: is faker phone, Terry. Ye, you're on with with me 421 00:26:55,640 --> 00:27:00,800 Speaker 1: and the big man. Uh, Terry, what's hey? How are 422 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,760 Speaker 1: you doing? Uh? As you know you you've got an 423 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,800 Speaker 1: order of two hundred logs of trees of of wood 424 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,480 Speaker 1: made from trees, uh, that was being shipped to your 425 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 1: yard this Thursday from US. Uh. And we're just gonna 426 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:21,680 Speaker 1: have to delay that ship. Why is that the logs 427 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: are not are not ready? You're working with us, right? No, 428 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,040 Speaker 1: I'm not working with you. We have been chopping down 429 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:33,399 Speaker 1: trees as we do. We're loggers. Uh. And and you 430 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,879 Speaker 1: call us to tell us what it is you do? 431 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,760 Speaker 1: Is that what's happening? Like? Well, you did ask for 432 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 1: more of a detailed explanation, so so I'll just I'll 433 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:45,240 Speaker 1: just come out and say it. Rather than ras a 434 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,680 Speaker 1: pile of logs made from trees and wood, which you 435 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,760 Speaker 1: would cut down the lumber as you normally do, I've 436 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 1: got a truck full of logs of human ship. And 437 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,640 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know how that happened. We're 438 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,800 Speaker 1: in the woods, Uh. I've got a crew of fifty 439 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: guys here who have been cutting down trees. But somehow, 440 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: rather than assembling the logs on the truck, it's a 441 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,040 Speaker 1: truck full of human ship. Now I couldn't get that 442 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,600 Speaker 1: to you by thursday. If you want but I assume 443 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,199 Speaker 1: you probably want with your terry. Can you can we 444 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:24,040 Speaker 1: just put you on hold for a second. Absolutely? Yeah. Sure. Um, well, 445 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,080 Speaker 1: I think this is an opportunity. Is that how you 446 00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,560 Speaker 1: see it as an opportunity? Yeah, I mean I'm new. 447 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,439 Speaker 1: I just have my NBA, but I think this is 448 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,400 Speaker 1: a wanted Probably have to mention the NBA at the time. 449 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,160 Speaker 1: Just feel like I went to you went to on 450 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,880 Speaker 1: this season of Rock the Block, We're getting the best 451 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: designers h G TV has to offer to design for 452 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,960 Speaker 1: custom houses in an entire new housing development with new 453 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,840 Speaker 1: materials that you've never seen before. Hi. My name is 454 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: Sandy McMillan, and I am a designer for the White 455 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,479 Speaker 1: House this year. I can't wait to build of the 456 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,080 Speaker 1: ship that they gave me. That's right, little human ship. 457 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,840 Speaker 1: I'm excited to build a house. Um. I love working 458 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,800 Speaker 1: with my hands, I love using unexpected materials. I think 459 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:13,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna win. Wow, all right, you six oun of 460 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,360 Speaker 1: a bitch, We're gonna break you out of here. Okay, 461 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,240 Speaker 1: I got the keys because in my cup. Okay, all right, 462 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,480 Speaker 1: I'm sure listen. Let me cut straight with you. I'm 463 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 1: playing bad cup today and no one's ready for this. 464 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,560 Speaker 1: I want you to take this uniform of mine. Okay, 465 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,320 Speaker 1: please don't take your clothes so I can see that 466 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,480 Speaker 1: your penis now, oh it, just avert your eyes. Put 467 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:42,959 Speaker 1: this on, Put this on. Okay, I'm doing you a favor. 468 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,440 Speaker 1: I'm bad cup. Okay, I'm bad Coup. This nice police 469 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,560 Speaker 1: of uniform is very big. It's baggy. I mean, you 470 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 1: look great. No one's going to tell the difference. Now 471 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,280 Speaker 1: to get out, you're gonna take the first left, and 472 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,000 Speaker 1: then you're gonna notice a whole bunch of computers and 473 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,440 Speaker 1: people sitting. It's like office. It's like over option are 474 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,760 Speaker 1: you walk straight through there and then you're out on 475 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 1: the streets. You got it? Okay, what do you gonna 476 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,920 Speaker 1: You're gonna stay here. I'm gonna stay here to make 477 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,800 Speaker 1: sure you locked the door behind you so I can't 478 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,960 Speaker 1: get out and get you. So he knows that we're 479 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,960 Speaker 1: watching him through this two way mirror, and he said, 480 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,400 Speaker 1: and we can hear everything he's saying. And you're still 481 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,440 Speaker 1: telling me that he is doing a better job than 482 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,600 Speaker 1: what I did. He's trying to sneak this guy out. 483 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,480 Speaker 1: You are blowing this aide proportion, all right, You took 484 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,720 Speaker 1: the one note I gave you that you weren't doing 485 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,560 Speaker 1: a good You lost, and then now you're attacking everybody. 486 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 1: Just let him see it through. Let's let's see what 487 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,520 Speaker 1: he's going to get. This guy to come out of 488 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,960 Speaker 1: the fucking thing. He's trying to get this come back 489 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,880 Speaker 1: up and out of the toilet. Where did you go? 490 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 1: I know you need it. I didn't touch it. I 491 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,720 Speaker 1: don't believe you. Oh my god, why would I go 492 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,600 Speaker 1: into the toilet? I think one of your logs? Why 493 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,560 Speaker 1: would I do that? It wasn't one of my logs. 494 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,440 Speaker 1: I had logs and logs and logs in there and 495 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 1: they're gone. Now they're gone. I was saving them for 496 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:05,400 Speaker 1: a frank and you ruined that prank. Take how many 497 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 1: How how long have I worked here? How many logs 498 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,320 Speaker 1: did you take? And I'm telling you how long did 499 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,920 Speaker 1: I work here? Twenty five years? So you think about 500 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,480 Speaker 1: twenty five years of taking logs and toilets and never 501 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,640 Speaker 1: flushing it to do the ultimate prank. That's a great prank. 502 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,880 Speaker 1: It would have been a great prank. What's the prank for? 503 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:33,920 Speaker 1: Loo cock blocked this incredible prank? Somebody, somebody took my 504 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 1: effing logs. Someone probably flushed the log that's what happened. 505 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,160 Speaker 1: Someone saw the third and said, this is disgusting that 506 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 1: why is it the normal? So not only is this 507 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:49,120 Speaker 1: house made entirely of human ship, a rudimentary DNA test 508 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 1: shows that it comes from one human source. This is 509 00:31:54,520 --> 00:32:03,480 Speaker 1: one person's ship. Can we go please hold on, we're 510 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:09,040 Speaker 1: moving into this house and we get Yes, it shouldn't 511 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:14,160 Speaker 1: have rub my eyes. It shouldn't have rub my eyes. Look, look, 512 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,640 Speaker 1: some of this ship is years and years old. You 513 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,320 Speaker 1: know you shouldn't you should be having that sort of 514 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:24,400 Speaker 1: reaction to it. Some of it is petrified, yaddie. Please, 515 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,360 Speaker 1: there's a piece of corn. Look we we've got to 516 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,680 Speaker 1: live in this house for at least thirteen episodes of 517 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,840 Speaker 1: this show. Why how long is that in real life? 518 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,959 Speaker 1: Like months and months? Getting paid? And why don't we 519 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,680 Speaker 1: see some of that cat? Somebody's ringing the ship bell? 520 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:47,000 Speaker 1: Uh let me, let me, let me seriously? Hello, Hey, 521 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 1: you know what I'm supposed to install? What's it called 522 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:54,120 Speaker 1: the Walmount TV? So yeah, yeah, coming right here, all right, daddy? 523 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,160 Speaker 1: Did the man installing the TV not know what it's called? 524 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:03,000 Speaker 1: What's up with this little a uniform. He just just 525 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:07,000 Speaker 1: like wearing regular clothes the TV. Yeah, it's go, it's 526 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,080 Speaker 1: it's it's right here. He leans up against the wall. 527 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,440 Speaker 1: All right, let's just bring sinking into the wall. Yeah, 528 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 1: which is there? You have like studs around here? What's 529 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,520 Speaker 1: going on? What is this? Uh? We don't you have 530 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:23,040 Speaker 1: a stud censor? Yeah? I guess. Let me just use 531 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:29,640 Speaker 1: my finger. O ship, this is a deep Actually he's 532 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:35,440 Speaker 1: setting in this. That must be the bad installer. There's 533 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:40,440 Speaker 1: a good installer showing up anymone Now it's gonna say 534 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:51,760 Speaker 1: seeing two oh baby, make it stop. Seems he comes 535 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,200 Speaker 1: from patroon v IP. David the Joho wrote, here's a 536 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,800 Speaker 1: scene suggestion based on some of your warm up banter, Caroline. 537 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,920 Speaker 1: It is on a plane that's in trouble to make 538 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,600 Speaker 1: matters worse. The pilot is a former game show host. 539 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,440 Speaker 1: Pardon me if that's a dumb suggestion, and boozy from 540 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:11,280 Speaker 1: my second COVID vaccination. Also I'm a little dumb. David 541 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:22,160 Speaker 1: W from Boston. This is your pilot speaking, and we're 542 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:27,320 Speaker 1: gonna be landing in finished right ahead of schedule in 543 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,080 Speaker 1: that five minute. So if you want to start putting 544 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,759 Speaker 1: away your do dads and your ding dungs and your 545 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:38,279 Speaker 1: what what? And if you have any final requests, we're 546 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,839 Speaker 1: be happy to throw some music back there while you're 547 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,319 Speaker 1: backing your ship up landing in seven minutes. What the 548 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,200 Speaker 1: funk is going on with this guy? I feel like 549 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:53,360 Speaker 1: I recognized his voice though doesn't his voice sound familiar? Yeah, 550 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 1: but not like so familiar that I immediately like know 551 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,560 Speaker 1: who it is? You know what I mean? The weird 552 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,200 Speaker 1: thing is requests, like for what can we request music 553 00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,839 Speaker 1: this whole time? Yeah? Wait to tell us now when 554 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:11,319 Speaker 1: we have seven minutes left in the flames anyway? Talking 555 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,200 Speaker 1: to you? Sorry, what were you saying, sir? No, say 556 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,480 Speaker 1: we heard that you wanted some music? Did you request music? No? 557 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,440 Speaker 1: I didn't. I think I was just more like I 558 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,600 Speaker 1: want a clear clarification on what actually the funk was 559 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 1: happening because he said that like, if you have any requests, 560 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,279 Speaker 1: we can play a song for you. And then I 561 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,239 Speaker 1: was talking to this guy, I just meant here, and 562 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,719 Speaker 1: it's like, what you know what I mean? So that's 563 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,520 Speaker 1: like the confusion. I guess. Well, here at Phoenix Airlines, 564 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,960 Speaker 1: we want to make your trip as pleasurable as possible. 565 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,560 Speaker 1: This is Phoenix Airlines. I meant to get on a 566 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,840 Speaker 1: United flight. Oh wow, we'll take anybody. We think the 567 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,200 Speaker 1: experience you're gonna have here, all your tickets in the 568 00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:55,640 Speaker 1: future will be And this is going to newer though, right, No, 569 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,560 Speaker 1: it is Phoenix, like as all flights go to Phoenix 570 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,279 Speaker 1: first first off flights go to Phoenix. And then that's 571 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:07,000 Speaker 1: our hub. Okay, that's our Is this like a trick airline? Oh? Man, 572 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,360 Speaker 1: seven minutes, man, anything could happen in seven minutes. Anything 573 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:15,360 Speaker 1: could happen, man, anything can happen in seven minutes. One 574 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 1: of my ribs and I just start stabbing you in 575 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 1: the throat. Don't just keep your hands off your rip. 576 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,920 Speaker 1: Anything's anything's you know what? An episode? Or the guy 577 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,640 Speaker 1: lost his glasses at the very end and he had 578 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,759 Speaker 1: all those books books, remember remember that. I think that 579 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,360 Speaker 1: was the first episode. I don't know, I don't know. Okay, Okay, 580 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,560 Speaker 1: Salsa Flamenko reggae time. Can we get? Can we get salsa? 581 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:44,640 Speaker 1: Can we get salsa? Salsa? Is that gonna call me down? 582 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,879 Speaker 1: It's so up tempo? Oh my god, I gotta move 583 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 1: my feet, my hands, my hands down. Oh my god, 584 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,799 Speaker 1: there's like the subbeat and everything else? Did I get? 585 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,400 Speaker 1: I find the rhythm. The rhythm is gonna get you. 586 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,920 Speaker 1: You know what? Can we get something a little softer tempo? 587 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:08,920 Speaker 1: I sauta flamenco and reggae tin. I guess reggaeton. It's 588 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:23,479 Speaker 1: us was similar to ingong fight attendant. Hi, sorry, there's 589 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,920 Speaker 1: a guidance at My name is Jim Oh. I don't care. 590 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,560 Speaker 1: I like calling you flight attendant. Um, there's a guy 591 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,400 Speaker 1: like six rows back who was like really freaking me 592 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 1: the funk out. Okay, you hear him screaming and squirming. 593 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:42,239 Speaker 1: I died to squirming for me is the biggest. We're 594 00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,879 Speaker 1: gonna be playing him some reggaeton music preton and he'll 595 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,960 Speaker 1: be coming. So thank you for pointing it out. We 596 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,120 Speaker 1: appreciate our customers letting us know what's happening here on 597 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,080 Speaker 1: PHX airlines. Okay, I guess, I just I'm also like, 598 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,360 Speaker 1: you're talking about getting stabbed in the ribs or something, 599 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,359 Speaker 1: and is that a real threat that happens on these 600 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,799 Speaker 1: airlines because I know, like Unite they make sure you're 601 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 1: not carrying any like lithium batteries or firearms or whatever. 602 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,879 Speaker 1: So I don't know if you guys have the same 603 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:12,200 Speaker 1: safety protocol. Good, good, very good question. Thank you. We 604 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,759 Speaker 1: do have the same because we we all follow under 605 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,200 Speaker 1: the f A rules. But he said he was going 606 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,160 Speaker 1: to stab himself with his own rib, so that point 607 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,880 Speaker 1: and you cannot, Jim, can I ask what the temperature 608 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,360 Speaker 1: is on the ground in Phoenix because I'm dressed for Denver. 609 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 1: I was supposed to go to Denver. Okay, well it 610 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,399 Speaker 1: is one on one. Thank you for calling me, Jim. 611 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,080 Speaker 1: I appreciate it makes me feel like more like a 612 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,120 Speaker 1: human than not just a cog in the wheel, you know. 613 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:45,960 Speaker 1: So Okay, I'm in a winter coat and I understand 614 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:52,640 Speaker 1: there is a quest or they whether on the ground? Yeah, 615 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:57,480 Speaker 1: what is it? What is it? You say? Is a 616 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,359 Speaker 1: real pleasure back in the day when I was on 617 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,840 Speaker 1: the on the little tube there and can't folks the West, 618 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:09,480 Speaker 1: and of course and graduated up to that show host 619 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,600 Speaker 1: for a while he was on TV. But he's being 620 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:15,799 Speaker 1: so vague about just calm down. As we get off 621 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,160 Speaker 1: the plane, I'm sure that it will all be okay, 622 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,880 Speaker 1: because you're gonna get to meet Mark Summers, not going 623 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,040 Speaker 1: to get a chance to meet in your Summers trap 624 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,680 Speaker 1: this in here, man. As soon as we land, they're 625 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,279 Speaker 1: gonna steal the doors. They're just sing you're you're just 626 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:32,160 Speaker 1: a three because of your previous experiences on Family doubled here. 627 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,560 Speaker 1: It's fine, nothing's gonna happen to you. Not going to 628 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:40,600 Speaker 1: get slimed, you get shocked, Just calmed down. You two 629 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,680 Speaker 1: are the only ones left on the plane. We have landed. 630 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,560 Speaker 1: Everyone's deep plane, so I just need you to step 631 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:53,120 Speaker 1: on over. That's the problem. J He Fells needs help 632 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,680 Speaker 1: off plane? Is he talking to you? Jen? What is 633 00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,040 Speaker 1: this Fellas problem? I believe he's referring to you, sir. 634 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,600 Speaker 1: Oh what's what's the issue? Then? You should have won? 635 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:09,359 Speaker 1: Are you having a tough day? March six? Do you 636 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:15,040 Speaker 1: remember me? His mother fell into the grinder during Family 637 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,160 Speaker 1: double dare Mark, Hey, a lot of people fell into 638 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,279 Speaker 1: the ground it though, let's let's try not to feel 639 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:29,480 Speaker 1: for actually ground up was actually ground up your Betty's boy. Hey, 640 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,440 Speaker 1: oh man, I thought that was all settled out of 641 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:41,200 Speaker 1: course I'm missing My client here was too young to settle. 642 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,760 Speaker 1: He was under age, and he's here. He's here because 643 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:48,640 Speaker 1: he wants retribution. Cut your personal check there? What's your name? 644 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:54,759 Speaker 1: Little fellow, did it, Dylan, don't take a check right now, 645 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,960 Speaker 1: I'm your lawyer. Okay, we're gonna we're gonna do this 646 00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,480 Speaker 1: the old fashioned way, Harry Mason, if you put a 647 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,200 Speaker 1: sock in it. But Dylan, what's the number? Pick a 648 00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:13,719 Speaker 1: crazy number? Four? Check? I'm sorry, y'all. Look, we just 649 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,920 Speaker 1: can't board the plane yet. All right, they're still deep 650 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,239 Speaker 1: plane and then we got to clean the fuselage or 651 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:25,080 Speaker 1: whatever the big two. Alright, sir, again, I can't be 652 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,480 Speaker 1: more clear about that. Everyone just climbed. Now you're a 653 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,560 Speaker 1: drink when you're on the plane, or if you'd like 654 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,440 Speaker 1: to go to the bar. But I will say that 655 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,120 Speaker 1: if you miss your group, you're not gonna be able 656 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,280 Speaker 1: to board. All Right, I need to be in Phoenix 657 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,240 Speaker 1: by three o'clock. And I know I'm already currently in Phoenix, 658 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,160 Speaker 1: but I know, I know, But I also need to 659 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,040 Speaker 1: be in Phoenix at three o'clock. So I'm told the 660 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,319 Speaker 1: plane is gonna go up circle around a few times 661 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,080 Speaker 1: to come back to Phoenix. I mean that's correct. I 662 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,200 Speaker 1: mean you can just stay here, you know, you can 663 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:57,359 Speaker 1: just stay bought a flight, sir. Alright, alright, everyone just 664 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:03,520 Speaker 1: want to be honored to Phoenix at three o'clock. I 665 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,359 Speaker 1: have a connecting flight here, that's this flight, and then 666 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,399 Speaker 1: after this flight, I do have another connecting flight also here. 667 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,480 Speaker 1: So I just think that boarding this plainly is going 668 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:16,360 Speaker 1: to mess that up for me. And I'm the CEO. Listen, 669 00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,120 Speaker 1: I understand that, okay, And then look we we want 670 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,120 Speaker 1: to treat everybody here sim all right, and that is 671 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,279 Speaker 1: if you come, you fly Phoenix here, all right, you 672 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:29,480 Speaker 1: will burn it up and then we'll be rebirthed. Is 673 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:34,200 Speaker 1: that a phoenix accent? Are you from here? I'm born Phoenix? 674 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,120 Speaker 1: Such a thick accent? I didn't born and Raige dead 675 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:42,759 Speaker 1: santor of Phoenix. That's so interesting. Alright, so everyone just 676 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,959 Speaker 1: calmed down, all right, you want to take a little 677 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,719 Speaker 1: see alright, we got some what's the inflight music? Well 678 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,440 Speaker 1: right now we have salsa reagaton and that's it, all right? 679 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:57,080 Speaker 1: We just uh Marene Gay is all gone? Right? Marine Gay? 680 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,520 Speaker 1: What are you serious? Come my friend get out a plane. 681 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,439 Speaker 1: Please look at this out pale and action is sir? 682 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:09,000 Speaker 1: Your sick friend is gonna have to wait. Okay, that's 683 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,720 Speaker 1: I mean, that's a very impressive mustache. But that faith 684 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,239 Speaker 1: is like gretty. Now we understand, we all see it, 685 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,320 Speaker 1: all right. Now, if everybody wants to crowd around and 686 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,040 Speaker 1: look at him, get close, maybe touch him, feel free, 687 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,279 Speaker 1: all right, I don't. I don't have any rules against that. 688 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,960 Speaker 1: I don't feel safe getting on a plane with a 689 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,239 Speaker 1: man with that complexion. Something's wrong, something's not right about that. 690 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,160 Speaker 1: All right, listen, we do have a doctor on step. 691 00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,240 Speaker 1: You want me to get the doctor, I'll get the doctor. 692 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,279 Speaker 1: I need to get to Phoenix. I need to get 693 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:53,920 Speaker 1: to Phoenix. You're in Phoenix, all right, doctor? Yeah? Yeah, 694 00:43:54,480 --> 00:44:01,799 Speaker 1: what time is it, doctor? It's about two oh, it's yeah, 695 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,160 Speaker 1: it's right outside. P doctor. I'm gonna need you to 696 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,000 Speaker 1: come down to the airport over at gate eighty two 697 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,919 Speaker 1: four and just check out. We got a sick one here. 698 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,760 Speaker 1: We got a man who's just sick. He's sick, He's sick. 699 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:21,360 Speaker 1: Oh okay, um, all right, well I'll be there. Honestly, 700 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,080 Speaker 1: I'm I'm in terminal one, so I should be there 701 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,759 Speaker 1: really shortly. All right, Okay, do you wanna know how 702 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:34,080 Speaker 1: I'm doing? How are you doing? I mean, we I'm fine. 703 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,799 Speaker 1: You know, it's just nice to say, hey, how are 704 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,160 Speaker 1: you doing? You know, that's sorry. I'm just waking up. 705 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,560 Speaker 1: I was, I was heavily drinking last Night's all right, 706 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,360 Speaker 1: but you know, civilities shouldn't, you know, take the night 707 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:51,359 Speaker 1: at all? So okay, Sorry, sorry, how are you? I'm okay, okay, okay, 708 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:55,160 Speaker 1: I'll just see I'll see in the terminal, all right. Hey, honey, 709 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,600 Speaker 1: how's your day? A word? You don't even want to know? No, 710 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,439 Speaker 1: I want to know. No, you don't. You don't even 711 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,880 Speaker 1: want to know. I don't want to know. Well, we 712 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,719 Speaker 1: had a man explode. A man exploded and you had 713 00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,919 Speaker 1: to be there. He was so sick he exploded. Did 714 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,080 Speaker 1: you have to clean it up? I mean parts? Yeah, 715 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:24,640 Speaker 1: you know, but whatever, time. Daddy's so much how the 716 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,200 Speaker 1: whole day I was just talking to Mom saying how 717 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:32,840 Speaker 1: much I missed you, daddy. Funny, Well, this is actually 718 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:41,480 Speaker 1: human body on me. Whoam blew up on me? That's awesome, Dad, 719 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,880 Speaker 1: You're so cool. But did they get regenerated like the 720 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:52,279 Speaker 1: proverbial phoenix? No, no, no, no, no, they die? You 721 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,040 Speaker 1: got so many logs, daddy? Ever want you to take 722 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,880 Speaker 1: a sit down here on the floor, honey, want you 723 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,680 Speaker 1: come here? I got some very important news to share. 724 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:04,320 Speaker 1: This is excited. Everybody sit down. I'll sit down on 725 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:09,920 Speaker 1: the floor of our Phoenix log cabin. I got fired today. 726 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:15,600 Speaker 1: What you don't have to move out of our log cabin? Daddy? 727 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:22,000 Speaker 1: Can you tell us is owned by Phoenix their mama? 728 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,480 Speaker 1: Can you go back to mama? Can you work? Can 729 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:28,040 Speaker 1: you go back to tricking? Wow, it was waiting table, 730 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,319 Speaker 1: so we called it tricking at that restaurant. Yeah, I 731 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,640 Speaker 1: can go back. I'll see if they're hiring. You know 732 00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:37,600 Speaker 1: that slang for prostitution, right? No? No, no, I shouldn't. 733 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,399 Speaker 1: That waiting is tricking. That's that's a pretty common night 734 00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,319 Speaker 1: to your sex worker. There's another wrong with that. I'm 735 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:50,719 Speaker 1: just saying I've never been to pimp cafe before. What what? What? 736 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,560 Speaker 1: What's it like? It depends on what you are. But 737 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:58,759 Speaker 1: we can make anything. Okay, you tell me what you like. 738 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,279 Speaker 1: I'm just looking for like a like lunch, like a 739 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,440 Speaker 1: like a soup and salad kind of thing. And easy 740 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,560 Speaker 1: easy is that what you want? Easy to go? Five minutes? 741 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:12,799 Speaker 1: No show? Okay? Um, it is there a soup with that? 742 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,560 Speaker 1: There would be some liquid if you know. This menu 743 00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,280 Speaker 1: is just very vague and you're not helping shed anymore 744 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,280 Speaker 1: like onto it at all? I mean, am I supposed 745 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:26,240 Speaker 1: to speak in entadres? I don't know what that means, 746 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:29,839 Speaker 1: but I think you know what it means. Sorry, Are 747 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,839 Speaker 1: you the one that I ordered the soup? Yeah? Yeah, 748 00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,680 Speaker 1: where would you like it? Well? Right here on my 749 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,680 Speaker 1: on my table. Oh right here on the table line. 750 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:47,239 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna hoke up my skirt a little bit, tire. Okay, okay, 751 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,799 Speaker 1: I should I should have called this out when I 752 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,600 Speaker 1: noticed you didn't have a tray or any food with you. 753 00:47:53,520 --> 00:48:01,280 Speaker 1: Is this? Is this a restaurant? At least he didn't 754 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:06,640 Speaker 1: get the nuts soup unexpectedly that was the premise. What 755 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,719 Speaker 1: a day? What a time? I uh really want to 756 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,960 Speaker 1: thank all of you, but I'll do so individually, starting with, 757 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,320 Speaker 1: of course, Caroline Caught Caroline, thank you so much for 758 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,200 Speaker 1: joining us once again. Thank you for having me. What 759 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,480 Speaker 1: a treat and what a treat? Would you care to 760 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:27,480 Speaker 1: mention the other podcast that you might be doing. I 761 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,960 Speaker 1: wouldn't care to, but I'll do it. It's called um. 762 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:36,200 Speaker 1: I love that you can't remember Carter Core. You can 763 00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:42,680 Speaker 1: find that where people find I Tunes or so good. 764 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:47,200 Speaker 1: I see the promotions really paid off. Yeah, it costs 765 00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,920 Speaker 1: a lot of money. Yeah, that's where they get you. 766 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,480 Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Um, well, thank you so Danny much. 767 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:59,120 Speaker 1: Thank you, James Heeney. Well, I'd like to thank everybody 768 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,839 Speaker 1: for coming by, but I also like to say thank 769 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,920 Speaker 1: you too. While there's a there's a lot of them, 770 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,040 Speaker 1: thanks for fulfilling my request. We've got my favorite pod 771 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,920 Speaker 1: from Queen Geen and they say it's so funny and 772 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:19,160 Speaker 1: fun I love Chris five stars. Those fun those reviews 773 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,920 Speaker 1: really do help us more than people realize. It's a 774 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:26,279 Speaker 1: it's a it's a game changer. So thank you, Queen Jean. 775 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,160 Speaker 1: Do you want to let any of the Patreon uh 776 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,080 Speaker 1: people know who get the video of this? What's up 777 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:36,120 Speaker 1: at the skin color today? I don't know what's going on. 778 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,440 Speaker 1: I think that my lights are too close to me. 779 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure it out. But I didn't notice 780 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:45,279 Speaker 1: that my skin color was like absurdly pale until we 781 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,600 Speaker 1: started this zoom call. So hopefully during our break, I'll 782 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:52,560 Speaker 1: be able to get my color back fair enough. Which 783 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,480 Speaker 1: actually it's not the first time this happened. I was 784 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,640 Speaker 1: in what was I doing? I this is it happened? 785 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,759 Speaker 1: I guess two days ago I forgot what was doing. 786 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,040 Speaker 1: Maybe recordings of their game front, but I was everything 787 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,080 Speaker 1: on my face was great, but my lips were read 788 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,960 Speaker 1: and I can't figure out what the hell is going 789 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,399 Speaker 1: on with my lighting situation. That's just sounds sexy tool thing. 790 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,880 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being here today. Yeah, thank you. 791 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,920 Speaker 1: This is always so much fun. Any shout out you'd 792 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,480 Speaker 1: like to give the folks, uh, you know you can 793 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,120 Speaker 1: follow me at a tool times. Yeah. I feel like 794 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,520 Speaker 1: I'm here to also partially uh, to increase the Indian 795 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,600 Speaker 1: viewership listenership. So there's any people out there who listening 796 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,759 Speaker 1: to the Yeah, you know, hollo right, let me let 797 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,640 Speaker 1: you know. You know, you're representative. That's all. I appreciate that. 798 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,839 Speaker 1: Appreciate you, Craig Katkowski. If we could get even ten 799 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:41,400 Speaker 1: percent of India, it wouldn't be the most popular podcast 800 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:47,880 Speaker 1: in the world. I was thinking of. Take um, Kevin, 801 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,960 Speaker 1: do you know what the young of porcupines are called? 802 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:56,360 Speaker 1: The you mean porcupine babies? Porcupine babies? Yes? Do I 803 00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:01,280 Speaker 1: know what they're called other than babies? Uh? Doug babe 804 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,080 Speaker 1: with a correct answer in the chat. It's porky pet 805 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:11,680 Speaker 1: Porky Pets, Perky Pets, and now that thank you for that, Craig. 806 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:16,040 Speaker 1: But Doug Babe, do it all right? Yeah? Uh, you 807 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,560 Speaker 1: want to chime on that one, Joey Greer. I don't know. 808 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,719 Speaker 1: If I buy it, I'm gonna be a percent. Uh 809 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,560 Speaker 1: doesn't sound like I mean, why would I not trust Craig. 810 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,399 Speaker 1: But at the same time, I feel like I don't know. 811 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,000 Speaker 1: I just don't know. I have to do my own research. 812 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,920 Speaker 1: You're not buying Parky Pets all right? If you wanted 813 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,560 Speaker 1: to pick a name for porky pine babies, what would 814 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:42,239 Speaker 1: it be? Um, that's our show for today. I want 815 00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:45,600 Speaker 1: to thank everyone from watching. Let's thank you producing the stars. 816 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:53,719 Speaker 1: Mr Doug Babe, fine folks, and I hurt media. I'm 817 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,120 Speaker 1: Kevin probably your host. I can eat you and every 818 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,120 Speaker 1: day I want to be for joining us. Please tell 819 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,920 Speaker 1: everyone you've ever met about us, and uh yeah, keep 820 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,319 Speaker 1: sending those emails. I'd love to read them. Love to 821 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:07,520 Speaker 1: exchange words with you via uh the email portal. Please 822 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,799 Speaker 1: be kinding each other. Wear masks until uh, well we've 823 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:15,120 Speaker 1: all been vaccinated. How does that sound? Until next time,