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Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Cam

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Speaker 1: Ridge edge.

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Speaker 2: Hi guys, we are back with another episode of squat

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Speaker 2: splashback Real Housewives of Orange County Season two, episodes three

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Speaker 2: and four. You can watch along with us, or you

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Speaker 2: can just probably listen to us, because our recaps are

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Speaker 2: probably better than the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 2: I mean, uh, this one's called watch Out, Bitches, and

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Speaker 2: it aired January thirtieth, two thousand and seven. Joe continues

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Speaker 2: to party into the wee hours, and Slade isn't pleased.

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Speaker 2: Laurie buys a conservative black dress for a Republican fundraiser

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Speaker 2: she is attending with George, and Gina tries to instill

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Speaker 2: money saving values in her daughter Kara, while Tammy's youngest

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Speaker 2: daughter Lindsay is still troubled by the divorce and pines

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Speaker 2: over the law of her trust fund. I mean, that's

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Speaker 2: a lot of shit going down, a.

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Speaker 3: Lot of shit, I know. So this episode we find

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Speaker 3: out that Laurie is now engaged to George, and like

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Speaker 3: we said last week, they're still married, still happily married,

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Speaker 3: still living in the same house. We saw her at

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Speaker 3: Bravo Con. You did not see her though.

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Speaker 2: Vicky was one of the first people Laurie called about

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Speaker 2: her engagement. Vicky is worried about Lourie because she is

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Speaker 2: forty five, been married twice, and is now getting into

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Speaker 2: another commitment.

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Speaker 3: I have a question.

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Speaker 2: Vicky worried about Laura.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have the same question. Worried or jealous? Jealous?

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Speaker 3: She had mentioned many times that she was jealous of

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Speaker 3: her relationship Laurie's relationship with George. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 3: know what she'd be worried about. George wasn't a player,

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Speaker 3: he wasn't a criminal, he wasn't a bad guy. He's

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Speaker 3: actually a really good guy.

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Speaker 2: And it's not like the show was so successful at

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Speaker 2: the time that I think meant other than Slade. I

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Speaker 2: don't think that men were like trying to get onto

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Speaker 2: the show avidly. Like I think George, no, you.

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Speaker 3: Will see to come. He's not exactly one that enjoyed

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Speaker 2: And I don't even remember if this was from this

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Speaker 2: episode or the one right after. But seeing George and

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Speaker 2: Laurie riding together on the horse, like, you can tell

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Speaker 2: they have general I mean, you can tell they have

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Speaker 2: the same interests and they love doing things together. But

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Speaker 2: when there, when she's getting ready for her dinner for

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Speaker 2: Mitt Robney, the governor of Massachusetts and possible Republican presidential candidate,

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Speaker 2: and then she goes, I mean a year ago, it

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Speaker 2: was getting ready for the Playboy mansion. What a difference

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Speaker 2: a year?

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Speaker 3: What a difference your megs, Glorie Saints, she vets Republican

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Speaker 3: only because that's how she was raised, but she doesn't

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Speaker 3: even know what that means.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm also curious what year did Vicky

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Speaker 2: start talking to Brooks during this time period?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yeah, so a little bit of hypocrite there,

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Speaker 2: Then we get into Gina, who has four houses, which

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Speaker 2: I was gonna as looking at those four houses, one

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Speaker 2: of those kids is getting dicked.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't think those those houses were for the kids.

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Speaker 3: Let's just put that stray right, Let's just make that clear.

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Speaker 3: I think she was in real estate. She bought. It's

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Speaker 3: like me saying, this house I'm been in Big Bear

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Speaker 3: that I just second house. I bought.

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Speaker 2: This is for Ryan.

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Speaker 3: No, maybe one day when I die, but no, but

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Speaker 3: it's I think that's what she's saying. She had rental

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Speaker 2: Actually bought houses that she was renting out. Yes, but

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Speaker 2: she said they have a two bedroom condo for Colton,

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Speaker 2: the golf course for Kara. Colton once again getting dicked.

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Speaker 2: But then Gina says, Kara has been shopping like crazy

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Speaker 3: I that's because that's because at that time, the children

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Speaker 3: on Housewives Over eighteen made a lot of money.

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Speaker 2: Oh, because I was confused because they were talking about

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Speaker 2: this modeling job. But then they didn't do any flashbacks

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Speaker 2: of yeah, Bara modeling, So okay, yeah got paid that.

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Speaker 3: They got paid a lot of money back.

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Speaker 2: So did the husbands get paid?

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Speaker 3: Them to Joe? Only kids over eighteen?

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Speaker 2: But Karl was in eighteen, wasn't she held with She? No,

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Speaker 2: she was still in high school. Hmm, who knows.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I thought she was eighteen, but you're right,

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Speaker 2: Well, then we see Joe out with her girlfriends in

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Speaker 2: La Slade calls Joe but gets her voicemail. Slade says,

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Speaker 2: Joe misses opportunities to be with him and his kids

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Speaker 2: when she's out drinking and then she sleeps out. You

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Speaker 2: can tell she's still like, not tipsy, but you know

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Speaker 2: when you're hungover anxiety. Yeah, like her eyes are glazed over.

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Speaker 3: Ye yes, yes, yes, yes, so definitely. I mean Joe

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Speaker 3: is so definitely at the end and gives zero f's

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Speaker 3: about Slade. You could just tell. And by the way,

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Speaker 3: does anybody else to slave remind you of Jack's No?

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Speaker 2: What it was reminding me of watching the whole cookie

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Speaker 2: baking scene was Nick and Jessica Simpson, like when the

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Speaker 2: Chicken of the Sea. Like I was like, come on,

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Speaker 2: I've talked to Joe. She's pretty, seems pretty with it.

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Speaker 3: She's pretty smart, and I mean to be especially to

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Speaker 3: be a loan officer. I really do feel like Joe

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Speaker 3: was acting. She was trying to act dumb. Every time

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Speaker 2: I have a question. There are times when I don't

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Speaker 2: have certain things in my fridge, but my general thoughts, yeah,

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Speaker 2: my staples are butter it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the fact that he's like Joe, I bet you

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Speaker 2: didn't even think about the fact I'm like, well, most

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Speaker 3: And it's not like she was funny because she's like,

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Speaker 3: I've never picked before. I'm like, it's not like you're

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Speaker 3: don't know. Oh, it was just a lot.

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Speaker 2: But then Tammy met Lou when she was eighteen and

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Speaker 2: got married at twenty one. Tammy says they had a

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Speaker 2: great life until our husband's affair and then his company

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Speaker 2: went bankrupt and they lost everything. This is where I

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Speaker 2: need additional information. Yes, did the affair have something to

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Speaker 2: do with the bankruptcy or these are two separate life

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Speaker 2: you know?

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 2: I don't really know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I came on as Tammy was kind

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Speaker 3: one season. Lou, I mean, you're gonna see a lot.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to spoil it for you. He's very

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Speaker 2: Well, then Tammy says, Lindsay has been very lost and

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Speaker 2: needs her dad to help guide her. Lou used to

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Speaker 2: tell Lindsay to marry rich, but since he lost about

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Speaker 2: three hundred and eighty million dollars.

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Speaker 3: How do you lose three hundred and eighty million dollars

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Speaker 3: and not just keep, you know, a couple of it around.

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Speaker 2: I mean, at least eighty million, you could keep around.

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Speaker 3: Eighty millillion that I know. That's crazy. I had no

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Speaker 2: I mean I once lost five dollars and I was

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Speaker 3: I lost five hundred thousand dollars and didn't make me happy.

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Speaker 3: I was shocked. They obviously know who the owner is

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Speaker 2: Then we get to Slade planned a surprise weekend for

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Speaker 2: Joe That's sorry spoiler alert that she hated I know,

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Speaker 2: and Slade jokingly asked how the baby is. Joe is

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Speaker 2: bothered that Slade is joking that she's pregnant because it

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Speaker 3: Slade said, Josh, but you know what I thought it

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Speaker 3: saying that. But then when he came out with well

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Speaker 3: you're just being a douche.

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Speaker 2: And then on the road, Joe says she but I

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Speaker 2: will tell you Slade has a history of joking and

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Speaker 3: He made fun of me saying I look like the

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Speaker 3: Michelin man in a bathing suit. He made fun of

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Speaker 3: Vicky's no, he's calling her miss Piggy. So this is

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Speaker 3: he was the one that says yes, he told yeah,

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Speaker 2: Slade is just perfect, so he can comment on everybody, supposedly,

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Speaker 2: but even on the road, she says she wants something sweet.

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Speaker 2: This is supposedly her surprise birthday weekend, and Slade says

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Speaker 2: Slade then says, let's go buy a test. They get

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Speaker 2: Brianna and Colby are going away to Chicago for the

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Speaker 2: I mean, my dad had this rule for me and

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Speaker 2: Edwin as well, that any time until we were married,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: But then Vicky continuing to talk about Brianna and the

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Speaker 2: sex with Colby and her morals. But then, but then

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Speaker 2: then she had Brooks on the side.

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Speaker 3: But you know what, Vicky, but she also the Bible

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Speaker 3: frowns upon cheating.

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Speaker 2: But then not just that, But then Vicky said, I

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Speaker 2: mean I didn't follow these own rules myself, blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: Like and listen, I'm not saying in high school you

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Speaker 2: should be having sex, but I think you should be

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Speaker 3: How about Vicky giving Michael a haircut and she went

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Speaker 3: to beauty school and Michael's just like so annoyed by her,

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Speaker 3: Michael just tunes her out.

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Speaker 2: She asks him so many questions, and I mean, I

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Speaker 2: to me, and they're not answering. So in those moments.

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Speaker 3: Where their kids are little, their kids are little, this

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Speaker 3: is a nineteen year old kid where you're going, what

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Speaker 3: are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Why are you going there?

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Speaker 3: It's like, shut up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot. But then Vicky and Don take

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Speaker 2: a trip to lake have a suit. Vicky says she

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Speaker 2: call each other the higher class white trash. I mean

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Speaker 2: white trash. Vicky actually seems like fun compared to the

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Speaker 2: have a sue and we get right into relationships. Are

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Speaker 2: better than your head. This is the episode four Joe

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Speaker 2: is Her Name is At the beginning of everything one,

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Speaker 2: her relationship with Slade, Gina, Joe, Laurie, and Vicki attend

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Speaker 2: the Orange County Home and Garden expo, where unresolved tension

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Speaker 3: Well, where they were hometown celebrities. You see that everybody

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Speaker 2: But before we get there, Colby's dog had puppies, and

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Speaker 2: Brianna asked if she could have one of the puppies,

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Speaker 2: but Vicky and Don said no. Vicky agrees to keep

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Speaker 3: Could you imagine that? Could you imagine being married to that?

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to say anything about that, but uh,

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Speaker 3: She wasn't even in a dorm. She was in an

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Speaker 3: Don't you think that she should have looked for apartment

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Speaker 2: I also want to know why Vicky couldn't fill up

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can take it to I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Then Joe gets a job offered to be the official

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Speaker 2: can we go back to the dog thing? Yes?

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Speaker 3: So I had to laugh at Don's comment when Vicky's like,

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Speaker 2: Don used to say that all the time. Yeah, Vicky

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Speaker 3: I Vicky had me call him once and I had

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought he was telling us there was a chance.

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Speaker 3: Now're saying there's a chance.

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Speaker 2: No, he ran fast, fast, well, not as fast as

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Speaker 2: Joe is wanting to run to Beverly Hills. I think

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Speaker 2: Gina says her husband travels six months out of the year.

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Speaker 2: He said he was going out of town, but then

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Speaker 3: They did date.

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Speaker 2: Do you think they dated or they think.

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Speaker 3: I think they probably hooked up, but Joe leaving Sleigh

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Speaker 2: Well, do you think that Joe actually went to Gina

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Speaker 3: A chance to float with Shane?

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Speaker 2: How did Laurie not know they were not? So? Did

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Speaker 3: The ring was not real. Joe was on the podcasts

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Speaker 2: Well, then Joe tells Laurie she doesn't want to know

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Speaker 3: It's before I gave in.

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Speaker 2: But a whole whole six text messagers and I was ready.

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Speaker 2: Slade pursued her for two weeks before she agreed to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure Slade made it seem that

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But then they're out and one of Joe's friend

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Speaker 2: to ask Shane what his intentions are with Joe. Shane says,

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Speaker 2: that's a better question to ask Joe. It's making me,

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Speaker 3: Okay, well this is just in. When she was on

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Speaker 2: Oh ever, it may have been when she after she

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Speaker 2: We don't know.

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Speaker 2: This entire thing is just a big, huge red flag.

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Speaker 2: But we'll continue on to Slade's disgusting comment that I

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Speaker 2: her nose job. Megan has wanted one for years now

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Speaker 2: Yeah, does anyone in their mother just come on in?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I can't understand why she would think that

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Speaker 3: I know it was bad too.

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Speaker 3: Nowadays she would have been canceled.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nowadays, you're out. You're Then Joe tells Slade that

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Speaker 2: That was like, I see dead people like he's he's

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Speaker 3: Of his comments like that.

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Speaker 2: It was disgussed, like, I I he's ugh, and I

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Speaker 2: He may be my last choice of any housewife, husband

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Speaker 3: I think it was your I think it was your

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Speaker 2: I know, I don't.

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Speaker 3: Think so I can't remember what my options were.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, the guys, well keep on tuning in

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Speaker 2: and make sure that you listen to all of our

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