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Speaker 1: Imagine this. You're one of the few people in the

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Speaker 1: world to ever go to space. Not only just go

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Speaker 1: to space, it's the Jewel Show, by the way, not

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Speaker 1: only just go to space. You worked your way to

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Speaker 1: become one of the world's richest people, and you build

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Speaker 1: your own spaceship and flew to space on your own timeline.

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Speaker 1: That's impressive. And then you get back and people don't

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Speaker 1: ask you about your space trip. They just make fun

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Speaker 1: of your spaceship. And that's exactly what happened to Jeff

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Speaker 1: Bezos this week. Will tell you exactly why he's getting

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Speaker 1: made fun of. Also, imagine how much this sucks for

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Speaker 1: Jeff Beasos, Okay, because you know there's been all this

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Speaker 1: hype around him going to space right on the Space

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Speaker 1: Shuttle that you built. Blue Origin, yeah, is the name

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Speaker 1: of the space ship. And he was gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna be like the first guy to go to space.

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Speaker 1: That's like a regular citizen that built his own rocketship.

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Speaker 1: Because Elon Musk has been going to space for a while,

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Speaker 1: but he has people go, he has astronauts, yeah, like

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Speaker 1: SpaceX or whatever. Right, But all this hype around Jeff

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Speaker 1: Basos going to Space and a couple weeks before Richard Branson,

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Speaker 1: the guy from virgin and goes, oh yeah, I went

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Speaker 1: to space yesterday. Just billionaires competing with each other. Basically,

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Speaker 1: I feel like no one saw that coming too. He

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Speaker 1: just out of no way when who that was? But

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Speaker 1: nobody's talking about, like what an incredible feat that is.

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Speaker 1: They're just making fun of his spaceship. The flight made

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Speaker 1: history bout carrying the oldest and youngest people ever to

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Speaker 1: Oliver Damin. I don't know how to say his last name,

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Speaker 1: but anyway, all this stuff happened, and everybody's just making

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Speaker 1: fun of the fact that Jeff Basos is spaceship that

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Speaker 1: he made looks like male Genitalia. It looks a lot

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Speaker 1: like it. Did you think that he did the numbers?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean maybe to make He's quite

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Speaker 1: a you know, he loves his sell himself and his image,

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Speaker 1: so maybe because a lot of people going to talk

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Speaker 1: I would definitely build it that way on purpose, just

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Speaker 1: to be funny, right. I don't know if Jeff Bezos

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Speaker 1: is like that, but it definitely shows that he has

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Speaker 1: a little man syndrome for sure. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: you see a big truck, like with Jack of Tires,

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Speaker 1: You're like, Okay, that guy's overcompensating. You build a spaceship

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Speaker 1: that looks like junk, you're definitely overcompensating for something. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It reminds me of Austin Powers. You know that scene

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Speaker 1: where they're doing like all the phallic jokes. Oh yeah, actually,

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Speaker 1: oh that looks just like an enormous way Oh attention,

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Speaker 1: I was distracted, but that enormous flying really what's that? Well,

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Speaker 1: it looks like a giant Johnson, Yes, sir, get on

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Speaker 1: the horn to British. I wonder how Jeff Bezos feels though,

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Speaker 1: because literally the entire Internet and the entire news around

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Speaker 1: him going to space is not the fact that this

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Speaker 1: dude went to space himself. That's impressive, very incredible. His

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Speaker 1: spaceship looks like a wiener a big space like everybody's

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Speaker 1: just talking about that. It's so it's so funny to me.

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Speaker 1: My question for him would be like, why did you

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Speaker 1: just go up and come right back? Down. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: doesn't spend Maybe that's what happens to him in the

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Speaker 1: bedroom too. He's like, I want to make I want

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Speaker 1: to recreate this exactly in my own image. This was

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Speaker 1: like a giant metal fool safe. Yeah. I was like,

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Speaker 1: why did you not hang out up there for a

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Speaker 1: little bit longer? Yeah? Right? Is he scared? Seems like

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Speaker 1: time I went up and now I can say I

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Speaker 1: didn't come right back down. I was like, well and

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Speaker 1: go explore you freak. Yeah. Not only is he getting

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Speaker 1: made fun of because his spaceship looks like that, now

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Speaker 1: Alex is calling him out for being too scared to

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Speaker 1: what are you chicken? Yeah whatever, I'm not impressed by

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Speaker 1: your compliment at all. Well, anyway, in honor of Jeff

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Speaker 1: bezos PP shaped spaceship launched the Space, I decided to

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Speaker 1: take the liberty to go full on late night host

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Speaker 1: and it's time for the Jewel Shows. Top five little

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Speaker 1: known facts about Jeff bezos trip to space. Sweet Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, did you obviously the top list? But it's

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Speaker 1: basically just a bunch of really bad jokes. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: went ahead and wrote five of them, and I'd like

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Speaker 1: to share them with you guys, right now, Garrett, All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Joke number one. Jeff Bezos Wang shape

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Speaker 1: spaceship had a successful launch this week, and once he

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Speaker 1: got back to Earth, he apologized to Space for ending

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Speaker 1: his trip prematurely, and then swart usually not like that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you pretty good though. All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos Wang shaped spaceship had a successful launched this week?

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Speaker 1: Or did he? Much like the moon landing, there's a

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that Space faked it, delivered that wrong. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, because Space Space didn't enjoy it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's not a good We really understand. Well the way

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Speaker 1: I said it was really bad. Oh yeah, Okay. Me

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Speaker 1: and Alex were like, all right, maybe he's pay slowly

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Speaker 1: getting jokes. Sometimes I'm like, I don't know, Maybe I

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Speaker 1: like this one. Jeff Bezos Wang shaped spaceship had a

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Speaker 1: successful launch this week. It's the first ever rocket powered

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Speaker 1: entirely buy Viagra piece. Here we go. Jeff Bezos Wang

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Speaker 1: shaped spaceship had a successful launch this week, and now

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Speaker 1: that it's been there once in about six months, Jeff

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Speaker 1: is going to see if his spaceship will be allowed

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Speaker 1: to take a trip to Uranus. Oh that was good

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Speaker 1: and that was smooth. Thank you um. And last on

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is Top five little known facts about

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Speaker 1: Jeff bezos trip to space. Jeff bezos Wang shaped spaceship

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Speaker 1: had a successful launch this week. It only skirted the

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Speaker 1: edge of space, and when asked for comment, his ex

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Speaker 1: wife simply shook her head and mumbled something about Jeff

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Speaker 1: never being able to go that deep. So thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. On the vest