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Speaker 1: Second date Update. I don't really know what today's second
Speaker 1: date update is all about. All I know is that
Speaker 1: we got an email from a dude named Vic and
Speaker 1: it simply said, please help. I was the third wheel
Speaker 1: and now I want to be the second wheel. So
Speaker 1: let's try to figure it out. And Vic, if you
Speaker 1: want to be the second wheel, is it possible that
Speaker 1: I could be the spare tire in the trunk? What
Speaker 1: fourth wheel or wheel? I don't know exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: If it's something in Urban Dictionary and I misspoke right there,
Speaker 1: please don't. I don't want to know what it is.
Speaker 1: And it's a joke there, Vic, Um, Yeah, what is
Speaker 1: your email mean? It was confusing? All said was you
Speaker 1: want to be the second wheel. We're not talking cars,
Speaker 1: are we, because that's not what the segment is about. Well,
Speaker 1: we're definitely not talking cars. No. So I sort of
Speaker 1: went on a date with someone, but it wasn't really
Speaker 1: my date. Hold on sort of turned into my date
Speaker 1: almost I think I'm not sure. Slow up, Okay, First,
Speaker 1: whose date did you accidentally go on? It was a
Speaker 1: co worker of mine. It's really weird how it happened.
Speaker 1: My coworker. It was his birthday a couple days ago,
Speaker 1: and you know, I asked him what he was doing,
Speaker 1: and he said he was just going to go grab
Speaker 1: a drink at a bar with his friend. And I
Speaker 1: sort of felt bad for the guy. You know, it's
Speaker 1: his birthday. I wanted to make him feel make him
Speaker 1: feel special, So I I found out which bar he
Speaker 1: was going to, and I planned to surprise him at
Speaker 1: the bar with like fonfetti and silly string. I like
Speaker 1: choreographed a small dance for him. Dude, you're an awesome
Speaker 1: co worker. Wow. Yeah, so you have a crush on him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what this is actually about. It he's going on
Speaker 1: on a date. Wait are you joking or not? I
Speaker 1: can't tell I'm joking out. That's a lot that Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a lot to do for a coworker though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, yeah, you know, I felt bad for him
Speaker 1: because I feel like he never does anything for his birthday.
Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, this year, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be really silly and goofy and like make him really
Speaker 1: happy and it's gonna be great. So I get to
Speaker 1: the bar and I have all this silly string and
Speaker 1: I'm like dressed up as a clown and everything. And
Speaker 1: I realized that he's at the bar with another girl.
Speaker 1: And it turns out he's on a blind date with
Speaker 1: this girl. And then the look in his eyes he
Speaker 1: gave me, I realized that this girl was like a
Speaker 1: romantic interest or something. And then she went to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and he explained it all to me. He's like,
Speaker 1: get out of here, now leave. What did he say
Speaker 1: when you guys went to the bathroom? He explained to
Speaker 1: me that he had met this girl online, but she
Speaker 1: didn't know that it was his birthday. Yeah, because that's
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure on a first date. You don't
Speaker 1: tell people that it's your birthday if you're going out
Speaker 1: on a first date. But the problem was when I
Speaker 1: came in, I screamed, happy birthday, Surprise, happy birthday. So
Speaker 1: she then realized that it was his birthday. Oh okay, See,
Speaker 1: if I was that dude, I would have just instantly
Speaker 1: grabbed my phone and called the police and had you arrested.
Speaker 1: But like crazy person stalking me. I have no idea
Speaker 1: what he's talking about, but apparently he's a better friend
Speaker 1: to you than I would be. So I felt really
Speaker 1: bad because I think I made it pretty awkward for them,
Speaker 1: and I ended up staying. That's what. So this explains
Speaker 1: the email that I sent you. I stayed at the
Speaker 1: bar with them on their first date. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: felt bad, but you didn't feel bad enough to leave,
Speaker 1: and now you want to, I'm guessing call her and
Speaker 1: ask her on a date. Yeah, you went from an
Speaker 1: awesome friend rest in a clown suit spraying confetti to
Speaker 1: like a leech man. That is, that's not cool. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, he wanted me to stay because he
Speaker 1: felt awkward about the situation and needed like sort of
Speaker 1: like a wingman after that happened, So he made me
Speaker 1: sit down when she came back. And so I wasn't
Speaker 1: like I offered to leave. Obviously, I wasn't just going
Speaker 1: to like leach the whole situation there. Yeah, but what
Speaker 1: do you say in that situation? Like you have to
Speaker 1: invite the person to stay that randomly shows up. Like
Speaker 1: if it were me, I would have told him to off.
Speaker 1: But I think he felt really uncomfortable, So tell us
Speaker 1: about her. Yeah, Oh, she was amazing. She was really cool.
Speaker 1: She was just like really funny and definitely got my
Speaker 1: sense of humor. And we definitely like hit it off
Speaker 1: right away. I felt kind of bad before I knew it.
Speaker 1: You know. We had a couple of drinks and then
Speaker 1: like me and her were laughing a bunch and talking
Speaker 1: and he was sort of over to the side and
Speaker 1: she was sort of touching my arm in a kind
Speaker 1: of flirtatious way, and I felt like maybe it was
Speaker 1: it turned into hard date? Wow? And did it seem
Speaker 1: like that bothered him? To be honest, I was not
Speaker 1: taking too much notice of him. Do you not feel
Speaker 1: guilty about this at all? Like you showed up to
Speaker 1: your friend's birthday on his date and stole his date? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't feel good about it, But also
Speaker 1: I can't help where things go. And if I hit
Speaker 1: it off with someone, then that's sort of it's meant
Speaker 1: to be, you know. Do you know if the two
Speaker 1: of them have continued to talk. I do not. I
Speaker 1: haven't talked to him about it because I'm just anxious
Speaker 1: about the situation. I can't stop thinking about her. And
Speaker 1: if I find out that they have been seeing each other.
Speaker 1: It's just been like, I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 1: it to escalate anything. So you got her number? That night?
Speaker 1: I did get her numbers. We were taking a bunch
Speaker 1: of pictures and we were taking them on my phone
Speaker 1: and she wanted them sent to her, So I got
Speaker 1: her number of that. Yeah, it's the old Hey. Oh no,
Speaker 1: we can take the pictures with my phone and I'll
Speaker 1: text them to you exactly. Okay, so you have you
Speaker 1: have a number, And have you guys actually talk outside
Speaker 1: of that night. No? No, we haven't talked since then.
Speaker 1: I mean I I would certainly like to wait, did
Speaker 1: you try to call her or text her or anything? No,
Speaker 1: I haven't done anything. I'm a little scared too, because
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like what if I text her and
Speaker 1: she's with my coworker, and you know, I just don't
Speaker 1: know what the situation is. Then you ask where they're
Speaker 1: at and show up again. Pretty simple? All right, Well
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, and then we'll call
Speaker 1: her and see if we can steal his new girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but can you not put it that way?
Speaker 1: All right? My bad? Vicor? All right, we'll do it.
Speaker 1: You're looking cuble in the morning date. The Great Tupac
Speaker 1: Shakespeare once said, all is fair in love and war.
Speaker 1: So if I'm out on a date with a lady
Speaker 1: and the waiter comes up and starts hitting on her,
Speaker 1: is it okay for her to go home with the waiter?
Speaker 1: Yes it is okay. Is it okay for me to
Speaker 1: come along and film? Yes it is. Did I request
Speaker 1: that that happened on my date? Yes? I did so.
Speaker 1: All is fair in love and war. But enough about
Speaker 1: my dating life. We're talking about Vic right now. He
Speaker 1: met up with his coworker, who was out on his
Speaker 1: birthday having drinks with somebody that he met online. He
Speaker 1: kind of crashed the date, not knowing that he was
Speaker 1: going to be out with somebody who was interested in
Speaker 1: But anyway, Vic ended up flirting with the girl, and
Speaker 1: he got her phone number, and now he wants to
Speaker 1: call her to ask her out. We don't know if
Speaker 1: his co worker is still talking to her or not,
Speaker 1: but we're going to call her anyway an attempt to
Speaker 1: steal his girl. Are you ready, missus Silio girl? Vic? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't really know if I like that
Speaker 1: nickname it's truth. Ye, try to come up with something
Speaker 1: else then. VI. Here's where I think you're going wrong, though.
Speaker 1: I feel like you should really talk to your coworker
Speaker 1: first before encroaching on his date. I mean, that's the
Speaker 1: only way to I feel like, salvage your friendship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm not too concerned about the friendship at this point.
Speaker 1: I'm a little more occupied with getting this girl. All
Speaker 1: is fair in love and war, And if Vic would
Speaker 1: like me to come along and film, then I shall,
Speaker 1: because all is fair in love and war. Vic, I
Speaker 1: met you have quite the video collection, Jebil. We shall
Speaker 1: have a viewing party sometimes. Yeah. Great. Anyway, Vic, are
Speaker 1: you ready to give her a call and ask her
Speaker 1: out or have us ask her out? Yeah? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys ask her out. Okay, it's gonna be crazy, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello. Hi, is this Susan? Yeah? Who's this? Hey, Susan?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brooke and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, I don't know. Brooke and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning is a radio show, okay, And I'm
Speaker 1: calling you today because one of our listeners actually sent
Speaker 1: us an email about you. H Oh, you're already scared.
Speaker 1: That's a good sign, Susan. Yeah, is it good or bad?
Speaker 1: It's bad? Maybe I don't want to hear it. It's
Speaker 1: actually really good. Okay. So we do a segment on
Speaker 1: our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody and then
Speaker 1: they end up not calling you after that date, you
Speaker 1: can email us and we'll get them on the phone
Speaker 1: and ask why. Okay, I've been on any dates recently? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So do you have any idea who would be wanting
Speaker 1: to call you? Oho? Maybe Scott Scott? And is Scott
Speaker 1: a guy that you had drinks with and then his
Speaker 1: buddy showed up dressed as a clown? Yes? Yeah, yeah, perfect,
Speaker 1: This is about your date with Scott. I mean I
Speaker 1: figured he was gonna call me eventually. Yeah. Well we're
Speaker 1: not called on Scott's behalf though, you're not. Nope, we're
Speaker 1: calling because you didn't tip the bartender. I guess. No,
Speaker 1: his buddy, the guy that showed up as a clown. Vic.
Speaker 1: He wanted us to call you. Wait, Vic, he asked me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did more than ask about you. He emailed us
Speaker 1: to call you. Really, what do you say? Said? He's
Speaker 1: getting that high pitch thing, which is always a good
Speaker 1: thing when you talking about boys and you're a woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sounds weird. You talk about boys and you're a woman,
Speaker 1: talk about man and you're a woman that anyways and
Speaker 1: your female. Sorry wait no, so tell me what did
Speaker 1: Vic say? Well, he said that he liked you a lot,
Speaker 1: and that he had your phone over because you guys
Speaker 1: texted back and forth a picture or something, and he
Speaker 1: wanted to call to ask you out, but he wasn't
Speaker 1: sure how to do that, so he emailed us to
Speaker 1: do it instead, because I guess that's less weird. Oh well,
Speaker 1: that's kind of sweet. Oh my gosh. She don't even
Speaker 1: texted him too, but I thought it would be kind
Speaker 1: of weird. Okay, wait, before we get any further, are
Speaker 1: you still talking to Scott, who you actually went out
Speaker 1: on a date with. I mean, he texted me a
Speaker 1: few times, but I don't know. I just he's just
Speaker 1: really not my type, so I haven't really responded. So okay,
Speaker 1: let me just tell you what Vic told us. Vic
Speaker 1: told us that, you know, he showed up and it
Speaker 1: was awkward or whatever, but he says that he felt
Speaker 1: like you were flirting with him the whole time while
Speaker 1: you were out with his co worker. Is that true?
Speaker 1: Sounds like it's true. Well, I don't think it was
Speaker 1: the whole time. Okay, dude, if you were flirting with
Speaker 1: any man that was dressed as a clown for any
Speaker 1: amount of time, I feel like that means that you
Speaker 1: must like him a lot, because clowns are not easy
Speaker 1: to be attracted to unless you have a clown fetish.
Speaker 1: Do you have a clown fetish? No? No, he was
Speaker 1: really cute. He wasn't wearing the nose or anything. Not excited.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I just I had a really good time. Um.
Speaker 1: And if you talk to him, could you tell him
Speaker 1: my mashed potatoes were running. Your mashed potatoes were running.
Speaker 1: It was just like an insight joke, POTRIENO. Could you
Speaker 1: tell him that? Sure, Susan, shouldn't you tell him like
Speaker 1: you'd like to see him again or something? Not your
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes were running. Yeah, I just I just want
Speaker 1: him to know because they were talking about it for
Speaker 1: a while. So he'll get it. He'll get it. It's funny. Okay. Well, hey, Susan,
Speaker 1: hang on, hang on, let's see if he gets it. Hey,
Speaker 1: vic her mashed potatoes are running. Yeah, Susan, you're You're right,
Speaker 1: he's laughing. You were right. Oh, I forgot to mention
Speaker 1: he's on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Hey,
Speaker 1: that mashed potatoes joke. Can't get over it. Can't get
Speaker 1: that mashed potato joke. Susan, Oh my god, have you
Speaker 1: been listening to this whole thing? Yeah, I've been here
Speaker 1: the whole time. Oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, Hi, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 1: This is weird because I can tell you guys hate
Speaker 1: each other and never want to see each other again already. Dude,
Speaker 1: I feel awkward listening on the two of you even
Speaker 1: saying hi together. There is a lot of chemistry there
Speaker 1: you're talking about. So are we gonna just sit here
Speaker 1: and listen to you guys giggle for the next five minutes?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna talk to each other? Wow? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I did it this way. I just
Speaker 1: wasn't sure if I should call or text or if
Speaker 1: that would be weird. So I hope this isn't weirder. No,
Speaker 1: I kind of like it because I didn't know if
Speaker 1: I should text you either, because of how he met right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're sorry. I didn't reach out to you, um, but
Speaker 1: I wanted to let you know that I haven't really
Speaker 1: hung out with Scott or texted him or talk to
Speaker 1: him or anything. So yeah, I really wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Um really Yeah, isn't that obvious? Vic? It
Speaker 1: should be. Oh my god, you guys are so stink
Speaker 1: and cute. What are you feeling right now? Yeah? A
Speaker 1: little bit. I don't know. Do you think Scott will
Speaker 1: be mad about this whole thing? I don't really know
Speaker 1: him as well as you. M Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: he's going to be too upset. I mean, you guys,
Speaker 1: I know how we can tell because Scott's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening, and what's to talk about? What? No,
Speaker 1: it's no, no, no, really no, he's Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh god, i'd be awful just some man comes in
Speaker 1: screaming obscenities, ruins all this giggly fun. Honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: think he'll mind. He Um, he's been like on a
Speaker 1: dating spree lately, so he's I don't know, he se
Speaker 1: these girls all the time, and he's dusting chicks all
Speaker 1: the time. He's dusting chicks, does that mean literally with
Speaker 1: a duster? Or he's cooking up with a lot of
Speaker 1: I have never heard you've heard the term dusting, right? No,
Speaker 1: not really? What does that mean? It's like, uh, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, like stopping you know, you see shopping around? Yeah, okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. So I'm picky. I'm different. I like, I
Speaker 1: don't really you know, see a lot of girls. But
Speaker 1: when I do meet someone that I really like, then
Speaker 1: I usually know because I'm picky like that. So hey, Susan, Hi,
Speaker 1: Hey Hi, I'm just gonna see how long you guys
Speaker 1: can do that love it back and forth. You guys
Speaker 1: are so darling together. Susan, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Vic again on a well, a second meeting,
Speaker 1: actual date. We'll pay for it. Yep. Then you definitely
Speaker 1: do a curveball there. I didn't expect you to say yes.
Speaker 1: That would have been so sad. If she denied, It's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, now, I'll just talk about Scott. You
Speaker 1: can't do it. So Vic, there you go, man, you
Speaker 1: got your date? All right. I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you guys gonna do? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe we should hang out with Scott? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hit him up. I'm sure he'd love to come along.
Speaker 1: Broken Jupil in the morning,