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Speaker 1: got non verbal learning this. Yeah, that's close to having
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Speaker 1: my life. Hello, welcome to another edition of Club Sha Shay.
Speaker 1: I am your whole Shannon Sharp. I'm also the proprietor
Speaker 1: of Club Sha Shay. And the guy that's stopping by
Speaker 1: for conversation on the drink today is an actor, comedian writer.
Speaker 1: He spent six seasons on Saturday Night Live. He's the
Speaker 1: master of impersonations none other than Jay Barrel. What's going
Speaker 1: on on? Can't you do? I'm good? I'm good? So
Speaker 1: I was I was gonna get there me out the room. Okay,
Speaker 1: you started doing me probably about a decade ago. Yep,
Speaker 1: why the fuck you bother me? I listened. They wrote it,
Speaker 1: they wrote it, and I and I saw the cat.
Speaker 1: I said, man, okay, I could do that, but I
Speaker 1: don't think it was that good at first. I think
Speaker 1: I was exaggerating for no reason. Right, I didn't have it.
Speaker 1: I didn't have anything funny to say, so I had
Speaker 1: to exaggerate the mannerism. And I don't know. I thought
Speaker 1: I always was under the impression you did not like
Speaker 1: it or like me. I was like, it wasn't you.
Speaker 1: I didn't like the person because, like you said, because
Speaker 1: the manner rhysm was so exaggerated. But I think you, uh,
Speaker 1: you refined it because I think, like you said, you
Speaker 1: saw it in the script and it was something that,
Speaker 1: like the other impersonations that we're gonna get to, you
Speaker 1: probably had an opportunity to rehearse those yep over and
Speaker 1: over and perfect it. And this was like last weekday.
Speaker 1: I got it ia same thing with it was the
Speaker 1: same thing with stephen A. Smith, Like you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't have that impression at first, right, So they they
Speaker 1: were like, can you do this by Saturday, and I
Speaker 1: was like, let me see what I can do. And
Speaker 1: as I kept doing it, I refined it more, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, and made it made the character
Speaker 1: more lucid. But at first, nah, dog, it was just
Speaker 1: it was me trying to get used to it. Did
Speaker 1: you always have that ability, that ability to impersonate people?
Speaker 1: And who was your first impersonation? Uh? Yes, I always
Speaker 1: I've had it since I was six years old. And
Speaker 1: it was Gilbert Godfrey. Okay, that was the first one. Okay,
Speaker 1: the Jewish dude with it with the crazy voice. You know,
Speaker 1: It's just so I just kept doing that, and then
Speaker 1: it was Forrest Gump, Sally Field. Then it was ed
Speaker 1: Ed and Eddie, and then I just kept adding characters
Speaker 1: to that. Did you ever do your parents? Could you?
Speaker 1: Could you? Could you do your mom and your dad? Oh? Yeah, Jarry,
Speaker 1: that's what my mom always talks. Jack. You gotta stop cursing.
Speaker 1: Remember where you came from? My father just like I
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck Hills my dad. My dad is
Speaker 1: so hardcore, and my mother is so like, she's so conservative.
Speaker 1: But when you see her turn up, it's so charming
Speaker 1: because it's like she's just she's natural with it. So
Speaker 1: how long does it take you to perfect an impersonation?
Speaker 1: It just depends on who it is, man. I mean
Speaker 1: some people will take a month, other people will take years,
Speaker 1: Like Denzel took three years, really three years because I
Speaker 1: was watching My voice wasn't all the way there because
Speaker 1: I you know, I was young. I'm still teenagers, right,
Speaker 1: So it took it took a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of vocal contorting to get that down to a t.
Speaker 1: And I still feel like I'm still learning stuff about
Speaker 1: Denzel that I didn't know. So when you're doing in person,
Speaker 1: they sell you're doing Denzel. Are you watching movies? Are
Speaker 1: you just listening to him, listening to him talking interviews?
Speaker 1: How are you going about trying to perfect this? I'm
Speaker 1: doing all of that. I'm watching him in interviews, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm watching movies. I'm looking at certain things that he's
Speaker 1: doing that don't stick out. Like Denzel has this thing
Speaker 1: with his lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he always he'll do that.
Speaker 1: We'll go like that, Yeah, he'll bite his lip. He'll
Speaker 1: look at you when he always looks off to the
Speaker 1: left side like there's something over there, there's nothing over there.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Soboy coming in the room'd be like
Speaker 1: and it'll look away. He be like, who was over there?
Speaker 1: And it was nobody. That's his thing if you watch
Speaker 1: Adris el but his thing is to not look at
Speaker 1: the camera. Right. I was just you know, so when
Speaker 1: you talk like Adris, she just like looks away. And
Speaker 1: you know he looked at you like a little bit
Speaker 1: maybe real, but you know he never looked at you
Speaker 1: in your eyes made because he didn't have to. I'm
Speaker 1: too pretty right. So let me ask your question when
Speaker 1: you first did Denzel? Have you ever met Denzel? Yes?
Speaker 1: I did, And so what did he say about the impersonation?
Speaker 1: To know what he said? What do you think when
Speaker 1: I saw him finally, because it was such a it
Speaker 1: was such a big night for him. It was the
Speaker 1: it was the god dagg it he was. It was
Speaker 1: he was getting he was getting honored, right, he was
Speaker 1: getting what was it called he got honored? Uh? It
Speaker 1: wasn't Mark Twain, it was Uh, it was two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine. It was celebration. I was he was. He
Speaker 1: was getting in the meal with the de sensibly the
Speaker 1: meal a war. I don't think it was. I don't
Speaker 1: think it was that when it was it was another one.
Speaker 1: God dagg it, I'm trying to remember it. But anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, So twenty nineteen, it's a ceremony. Everybody's there,
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox is there, all the celebrities, everybody, Mars Charlotte,
Speaker 1: everybody's there. I don't see him at the initial celebration,
Speaker 1: and I was sad about that because it's like every
Speaker 1: time I tried to walk up to him, it's like
Speaker 1: he felt me and he would walk away right, And
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, is he messing with me?
Speaker 1: Is he messing with me? Because finally at the after party,
Speaker 1: I get there and I tell the guy I said, man,
Speaker 1: I didn't meet Denzel, and he was like, just stay
Speaker 1: here because he's about to walk in. He walks in,
Speaker 1: he looks at him, he goes, oh, oh shit, Okay,
Speaker 1: you owe me a lot of money, niggro you know,
Speaker 1: huh yeah, I'm keeping you hot. You understand you're a
Speaker 1: lot todler. And I thought too, I thought you were shut.
Speaker 1: I thought you were like five nine five h six
Speaker 1: two Wow you little told you gotta all him too?
Speaker 1: Been working out? Hut you look good? And we start talking, right,
Speaker 1: We're talking for like ten but let mek your question.
Speaker 1: Are you talking to him? And then no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no at that point. At that point, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm too nervous. I'm like, man, this is this is
Speaker 1: one of the as he's won, the titles sexist man
Speaker 1: in the world. I can't do it. I'm intimidated right now,
Speaker 1: you know. But I was talking to him. We're just
Speaker 1: we're conversing, and then the camera dude comes and he
Speaker 1: takes the flash. He flashes us. We both turn at
Speaker 1: the same time, pose and go back to talking. It
Speaker 1: was like the smoothest, coolest thing ever. And he sits
Speaker 1: down and Chris because Chris Tucker pulls him over. Chris Tucker,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a picture with him because I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is Denzel. I don't know if I'm gonna see
Speaker 1: him again, you know what i mean. It's like seeing
Speaker 1: Denzel is like seeing a unicornis right, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. You're barely gonna see this guy, right, So
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm so pressed to get the picture. Chris
Speaker 1: Tucker comes, pulls him away and has him take a
Speaker 1: picture with his son, and then Denzel goes and sits
Speaker 1: down and I said, Chris, I really wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to Denzel to get his picture. Go over there, man,
Speaker 1: he's sitting there, to go to talk to him. Man,
Speaker 1: he'll take a picture with you. Man, he will. Man,
Speaker 1: go take a man over there. Man, Amen, ain't that man, Amen,
Speaker 1: I ain't do that. Man, go ahead and take a picture.
Speaker 1: I walked up to him and I said, can I
Speaker 1: take a picture with you? He goes You said, can
Speaker 1: you been? Can you been over? If you can been
Speaker 1: down and take this picture, I'll take this picture with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll take it. So I just so you see me
Speaker 1: bending down uncomfortably taking a picture with Denzel as he's
Speaker 1: just sitting there with the face like and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's annoyed or if he's happy,
Speaker 1: But I got that damn picture. You got it. I
Speaker 1: got that picture, Shannon. So all your impersonations, who's your favorite?
Speaker 1: Oh man? Because I mean I'm looking at the list
Speaker 1: you got. Obviously Denzel, you've done, Kevin Hart, you did
Speaker 1: Chris Tucker. They say you can do Will Smith, Obama, Kanye,
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy. I feel like the one I fall into
Speaker 1: the most naturally is probably uh is either Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: or Will or Denzel, but I don't have a favorite one.
Speaker 1: I do you do hold too? I do? Have you
Speaker 1: ever been hold? Yeah? You know it's funny because every
Speaker 1: time you know, Jaga sees me, he was like, yo foot,
Speaker 1: what up? Fake jay Z? Yeah, I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Keep it up. Yeah, you know, less money, but you
Speaker 1: know you'll get there. You'll get there. Yeah. So it's
Speaker 1: it's always been a nice It's everybody's always been nice.
Speaker 1: You know. Kanye Kanye was one of the people that
Speaker 1: called me up and talked to me for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: But you know, how can't you get your number? I
Speaker 1: have no They gave it to him. They snel gave
Speaker 1: it to him. They snitched on me, They gave him
Speaker 1: the number. He hit me up. We talked for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: He gets he didn't like it. He didn't He didn't
Speaker 1: say he didn't like it. He said, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I appreciate what you did. You know, like, you know,
Speaker 1: I appreciate your show. But you know, let me just
Speaker 1: a lot. Let me just tell you where I came from.
Speaker 1: Like both of my parents were black panthers and all
Speaker 1: of this. So he's talking for twenty minutes. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: we're cool. He gets on stage the next day Made
Speaker 1: in America. He dishes me in front of fifty thousand people.
Speaker 1: What he dis is me? He was like, I called
Speaker 1: Jake Farrell right after the awards, like, but you know,
Speaker 1: every time somebody recants and tells the story, they put
Speaker 1: extra emotions from you. Ye got to grow They wanted
Speaker 1: to grow up. He added it like he called me
Speaker 1: up and pressed me. He's like no. He just was like, look,
Speaker 1: I appreciate what you did, but you know you have
Speaker 1: a lot of influence, So I just want to give
Speaker 1: you the background story of who I am. You know
Speaker 1: what they gotta do. What you're doing it in personal
Speaker 1: I guess it would make him make me want to
Speaker 1: stop because if I know who he but it made
Speaker 1: you want to do it more, it did. It made
Speaker 1: me want to impersonate this man more. I said, if
Speaker 1: I'm doing this, I made it. I thought that Shannon
Speaker 1: until Pete Davison came. It's like, oh you gotta yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta go to I thought it was going the
Speaker 1: impression route. It's the wife route. That's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: You gotta come you gotta hit the white you know
Speaker 1: he gonna you know, he's gonna snap the wife. What
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't. I'm just saying it's a fact.
Speaker 1: It's not a lie. It happened. The man set it himself.
Speaker 1: Who's that set him? What he called? He called Charlemagne.
Speaker 1: He called Charlemagne. He was like, you're gonna allow a
Speaker 1: white boy with a ten inch penis to sleep with
Speaker 1: my wife? Like I was like, hey, I wouldn't. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been putting that out if it's shot, because
Speaker 1: I gotta if I'm trying to return, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean to return to what to a cave man?
Speaker 1: He gotta wrap on that me running on. You need
Speaker 1: to pad every s in there. You gonna have somebody
Speaker 1: gonna get my number call me, but shading, you can
Speaker 1: have my hang up, but you look, you can hang up,
Speaker 1: but you can hang him. Mess with you, sh man.
Speaker 1: You tossed Kanye West like some gingerbread cookies. Brother, So
Speaker 1: how how okay you start? You said you're started this
Speaker 1: at six years of age? Sir? How do you learn
Speaker 1: to like contrt you? I mean, because I mean, after
Speaker 1: you do it for so long, do you forget that
Speaker 1: what your natural boys found. Like, oh man, and that
Speaker 1: is a that's that's what so many people get misconstruted,
Speaker 1: messed up. I never forget how I sund but I'm
Speaker 1: so used to doing it, so it's just it's like
Speaker 1: it's like Lebron. It's like Lebron playing basketball for me,
Speaker 1: Like it's so simple like that, So I never get caught.
Speaker 1: I would never get in a Heath Ledger situation where
Speaker 1: I'm too in the character and then now I can't
Speaker 1: escape it. I've never been one of them people, you know,
Speaker 1: because I feel like it's a blessing. It's a curse too,
Speaker 1: but blessing to do so many because you're just so
Speaker 1: used to coming in and out, you know, pause, you know,
Speaker 1: coming in and out of yourself. Okay, yeah, let me so,
Speaker 1: how do how do how does SNA happen? Oh man? Well,
Speaker 1: I got a I got an age in the two
Speaker 1: thousand and nine shout out to Josh Pearl ICM. This
Speaker 1: was like the beginning stages. ICM is now CAA. They've
Speaker 1: converted changed into them. But I was on the road
Speaker 1: with my sister. This is after after Charlie Murphy. Those
Speaker 1: gigs were kind of like drying up right. You know.
Speaker 1: He took me in a road winner when I was
Speaker 1: nineteen for three years and I thought that was my SNL.
Speaker 1: It was not got ahead of the plans, so I
Speaker 1: hit the road two thousand and nine, me and my sister.
Speaker 1: I got an agent and we put together an audition
Speaker 1: tape sending in two thousand and ten. They called me
Speaker 1: in and August two thousand and ten and I got
Speaker 1: the job. I auditioned once I flew back to New York.
Speaker 1: I think a few times. I think Lauren and the
Speaker 1: team were trying to figure out if there was somebody
Speaker 1: you could write for me. And Brian Tucker, who also
Speaker 1: wrote for Chris Rock for the Chris Rock Show. You
Speaker 1: gotta say that. You know he didn't write a stand
Speaker 1: up but he didn't write Chris Rock Show. You know,
Speaker 1: he was the appointed writer for me and we you know, bam,
Speaker 1: there it was. It's literally happened like that. And I
Speaker 1: said to myself, Man, because I was working at Burlington too,
Speaker 1: I said to myself, I said, man, how many coach
Speaker 1: did you steal? Ido? I am. I am from the Burbs, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I am. I ain't steal anything. I can't people
Speaker 1: still enough? It was a lot of They should have
Speaker 1: paid me extra. No, you try to stop him, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I try to start. We had your stuff. Hey, But
Speaker 1: I know it says Burlington's not fair. I understand that shame.
Speaker 1: But look when the dudes. When I said, miss Lilian,
Speaker 1: my manager, she literally said get them niggas. Jay, I said,
Speaker 1: I gotta get him, and that's when I asked I
Speaker 1: booked and the dude was a crackhead. Hey. I was
Speaker 1: out there circling up with him and it was another gentleman.
Speaker 1: We were both we would like the rock. We were
Speaker 1: looking at this like if he made any move, we
Speaker 1: was gonna get him. He dropped the merchandise. Another security
Speaker 1: guard came out there. The security guard was supposed to
Speaker 1: mister force. Yeah, and he was, you know, he older,
Speaker 1: so he ain't as fast as we were. He came out,
Speaker 1: dude dropped the stuff and he left. But god, dang, wait,
Speaker 1: can I wait, I see we switching drinks and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's man have Yeah. Yeah, I told all right, sir, yes,
Speaker 1: say thank you for coming home. That's why I like Man.
Speaker 1: I like Shannon Shannon Man. Shannon always got the brown
Speaker 1: around you. You don't for you don't care. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I've heard you say. NL is like you audition every
Speaker 1: single week. It's not like you're on for the entire
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, you got one of your contract. You're
Speaker 1: on for the entire year. You got to go and
Speaker 1: they got to like your stuff. You audition for your
Speaker 1: job every week. Imagine if you why okay, imagine if
Speaker 1: you had to do that. Now, imagine if you had
Speaker 1: to do that when you were playing football bow every
Speaker 1: week you got an audition to be on the team.
Speaker 1: You can get cut every week. Right. It's just it
Speaker 1: puts you in a mental state to know that, look,
Speaker 1: whatever I produce, whatever I'm making, it has to be
Speaker 1: good because if it's not, I'm not gonna get any burned.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It puts you on like
Speaker 1: a survivor flight mode, right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And that is the I think that's the narrative for
Speaker 1: SNL in general. And it's so competitive. But the good
Speaker 1: thing is when you do get something, you know you
Speaker 1: do have moments like twenty eight reasons like what does
Speaker 1: my girls say? Like uh, like twelve days of twelve
Speaker 1: days of free slave, like all of these all of
Speaker 1: these sketches. You come out with gold, but you got
Speaker 1: to go through the fire, right, you know, And after
Speaker 1: you're done with that, you can do any job in
Speaker 1: the world like no other job. Is hard because I've
Speaker 1: been up there and I've I've been high, I've been low,
Speaker 1: I've been depressed, I've been exhilar exhilarated, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So it's just it's just an emotional roller
Speaker 1: coaster and you you have to know how to navigate it.
Speaker 1: And you know, me, being an introvert is really hard, right,
Speaker 1: I'm an introvert. Yes, Like, of course I perform. I
Speaker 1: did theater, I grew up doing theater and all of that.
Speaker 1: But if I'm on the stage performing, I have a
Speaker 1: job to do. Once I get off, I am. I
Speaker 1: am literate like this, That's what I tell people. I'm
Speaker 1: the most outgoing introvert you're gonna meet work, Yeah, I really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What you so extra? When you have to be you
Speaker 1: get yup? There has to be meaning behind it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I understand. You don't just go. You ain't just in
Speaker 1: the club turning up none of that. I had an
Speaker 1: ex told me that. She said, yeah, man, he was
Speaker 1: He's so funny. Yeah, he said. She said, I was
Speaker 1: waiting for a year and a half, two years, and
Speaker 1: I never saw what you got to see. That's oh
Speaker 1: she didn't. She ain't have enough, she ain't had what
Speaker 1: it was to bring it out of you. I just
Speaker 1: I just I'm just I mean, it's just something about
Speaker 1: like I understand who I who? I need to be
Speaker 1: got you going to get skip? And when I'm home,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm quiet. I'm watching TV but no sound,
Speaker 1: I'm eating, playing stuff. And so he didn't get that outgoing.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. I'm just just really never
Speaker 1: opened up. I'm not. I just I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just I needed to have like And then we went
Speaker 1: to an event and I had a couple of my
Speaker 1: homeboys that I played with and that I knew, and
Speaker 1: she says, why can't you be like that around me?
Speaker 1: And I just I don't and I couldn't explain it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just I mean, but you comfortable with who are
Speaker 1: you comfortable with? Yeah? I no, no, I mean, I
Speaker 1: mean beside it was a couple of other things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a couple of other things. I missed that up.
Speaker 1: But so it hasn't fumbled the COUCHI bag Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just life, man. You live, you learn, and then
Speaker 1: you turn it to a beast. Got dagged? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean a big twenty twenty three gonna be big
Speaker 1: for me. I got I got got some stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: coming down the pipeline. It's gonna be great for me.
Speaker 1: But let me so the pressure of knowing I've got
Speaker 1: to perform every single Saturday. So how much time Okay,
Speaker 1: you say you had a rider that so he's writing,
Speaker 1: So how much time are you getting an opportunity to
Speaker 1: spend doing trying to perfect the skit to make sure
Speaker 1: it's perfect. Well you get uh, well, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: like this. Thursday, Thursday's rehearsal, Wednesday's read through. Tuesday is uh,
Speaker 1: Tuesday is writing night. Monday you're pitching ideas. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you get to rehearse it on Thursday and Friday. If
Speaker 1: your skip gets through probably about six times, and then
Speaker 1: you do it, uh one, two, three, you do it
Speaker 1: three more times on Saturday. Right, you do you do rehearsal,
Speaker 1: you do dress rehearsal, and then you do the actual show. Right,
Speaker 1: you know when they cutting stuff up until they're cutting
Speaker 1: stuff up until air, like something can make it through
Speaker 1: dress rehearsal and it might make necessarily be on the air.
Speaker 1: What yeah, Oho, man, you've been tim I've been practicing
Speaker 1: all this and y'all gonna talk about this. Ain't gonna
Speaker 1: make it. They'll take it away. Now we gotta fight
Speaker 1: and you y'all got me no choice. I've been this.
Speaker 1: There be your backstage that is so southern. Oh no,
Speaker 1: we gotta fight now, ya. I don't came to do
Speaker 1: all this and we don't pray you say, we got
Speaker 1: all these rehearsals and dress rehearsal and run through and
Speaker 1: then we like, I don't called the homies. Hey you boy,
Speaker 1: got this skipt yep, and they're gonna tell about eight
Speaker 1: your grandmother you're trying to smash And then you're like
Speaker 1: what you mean? Yeah, you just and you gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta hold that. There's nothing you can do and you
Speaker 1: you gotta go up on the stage and have a
Speaker 1: smile at the end of the night. They want you
Speaker 1: to do. After they cut you, after they after they
Speaker 1: cut you fifty times, stab you fifty times, you're sitting
Speaker 1: there bleeding, your shirt red. You had you had a
Speaker 1: fresh white suit on a whole ship. Then turn Burgundy.
Speaker 1: Now you know what I mean? You the sugar knighted
Speaker 1: your whole shit up right, and now you gotta sit
Speaker 1: out there and smile to the folks and just wave
Speaker 1: like everything is all right. Right. It's a it's an
Speaker 1: emotional roller coaster, and it's a balance you have to
Speaker 1: you gotta be able to balance. And I feel like
Speaker 1: I grew up a lot. It just grew up a
Speaker 1: lot there because I didn't know. I'm a sheltered kid.
Speaker 1: Did you go to him and like, bro, I mean
Speaker 1: what happened? I mean you you just stay with fold.
Speaker 1: You said it was a goal, it was good to go,
Speaker 1: and then right before I'm getting ready to do it,
Speaker 1: you say, We're not a goal? So how did that
Speaker 1: mess with you? Mentally? There were a lot of There
Speaker 1: were a lot of dark, dark Saturday nights, swim stuff
Speaker 1: didn't get on however, being able to do stand up.
Speaker 1: So I go up the next day and I'll get
Speaker 1: on stage and do material and kill so I feel
Speaker 1: better about myself. Right, So there was always there was
Speaker 1: You always have something to fall back up, always had
Speaker 1: something to revert to go back to and make me
Speaker 1: make me feel like an artist again with worth because
Speaker 1: god day they would Jay chop you. They chop you
Speaker 1: down right. I had Man twenty two going in there.
Speaker 1: My swag was, I'm saying because it was I okay,
Speaker 1: I would kill but I wouldn't know what I was doing.
Speaker 1: I just do it what I mean, and I would
Speaker 1: just be a part of it because I was so
Speaker 1: used to doing it in a stand up so I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, if a bit kills, it kills Like. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: if you ain't on, it's like, wow, well do they
Speaker 1: love me? You ain't got no tweets this week? You
Speaker 1: just had and you were just trending on Twitter last
Speaker 1: week for a sketch that you did that you were on,
Speaker 1: You were on air for two minutes for, and then
Speaker 1: the next week there's just nothing at all. You might
Speaker 1: have a few tweets that say, hey, where the hell
Speaker 1: is Jay Farrell at? You know it messed with me,
Speaker 1: but it I'm telling you, it grew me up. Man.
Speaker 1: It matured me so much as they say the South.
Speaker 1: It matured me. Yeah. It didn't make you better at
Speaker 1: stand up, didn't make absolutely because I knew how to
Speaker 1: I knew how to take a subject, and I knew
Speaker 1: how to write about it quicker. I knew how to
Speaker 1: pump out material easier. I knew how to I knew
Speaker 1: how to control the crowd. I knew how to control
Speaker 1: the crowd already, but do it in a different at
Speaker 1: a different level, right after you get up there. Man,
Speaker 1: So I got I did get better because I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wanted that good when I first, when I first started,
Speaker 1: was your goal always to be on Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 1: With that ever a goal of yours. It was always
Speaker 1: a goal. But I just never knew how to get
Speaker 1: there right. I was always one of them people that said,
Speaker 1: I don't know how this is gonna happen, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna happen, right, And somehow it would happen right. I said, Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what strings I gotta pull.
Speaker 1: I don't know who I need to talk. But I
Speaker 1: know if I put it out there and I believe
Speaker 1: in it enough, putting faith in it, and with my
Speaker 1: belief and with my me being so close to God,
Speaker 1: I know what's gonna happen. And it did that You
Speaker 1: wanted to be on the SNL. Was that because you're
Speaker 1: from because you know Rock was on it, and you
Speaker 1: see Adam Sandler, you see a lot of guys stayed
Speaker 1: from the Jersey area. So you see a lot of
Speaker 1: comedians that's originally from that area, that area do Saturday
Speaker 1: Night Live. I don't, I haven't heard. I can't honestly
Speaker 1: say that I've heard a lot of comedians outside of
Speaker 1: that area. There's not I mean there's I mean a
Speaker 1: few of the other ones make it. It's mostly New Jersey,
Speaker 1: New York comedians, people from the North. It's people from
Speaker 1: Los Angeles that go to Second City. There's people that
Speaker 1: do UCB. There's people that do what is the other one?
Speaker 1: The groundlings in Chicago, you know what I mean. They
Speaker 1: even claim me in Chicago, like he's from Chicago. I
Speaker 1: was like, I ain't never seen this ship. I can
Speaker 1: never tell nobody else. I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not from here. So to make it from Virginia
Speaker 1: on a show like that, to get there, to get
Speaker 1: yours out of the South, which is a crab bucket feeling,
Speaker 1: you know what it is? Yeah? Yeah, everybody, even when
Speaker 1: you get some success. There's people that's gossiping why he
Speaker 1: got that? Why I ain't got you know what it is?
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. I mean. But the thing that
Speaker 1: I don't understand is that normally it's like, why would
Speaker 1: someone that has more than you be jealous of you?
Speaker 1: That's that's what I run into. Guys that have more
Speaker 1: than me. You know, guys will say, well, he's done
Speaker 1: and he can't dress, and this podcast is terrible, and
Speaker 1: you know, he cheap and he broke. Okay, if I'm
Speaker 1: all those things, why you care you not date me?
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. I think it's a I see myself in
Speaker 1: your position. I bet you I could do better than them.
Speaker 1: They have that, but they don't know if they did.
Speaker 1: Put the shoes on their motherfucker. They break the ankles,
Speaker 1: they fall, scrape the knee, bust the lip, all of that.
Speaker 1: But because it's not it's always somebody looking from the outside,
Speaker 1: never knowing all of the constituents of everything inside. And man,
Speaker 1: you you know what it is. You gotta heart, you
Speaker 1: gotta have you gotta have knowledge every day, you gotta
Speaker 1: stay on topic. Yes, you have to have a you
Speaker 1: have to have a general knowledge about a broad range
Speaker 1: of things. Absolutely. I mean you it's you know what,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like I guess it's like being playing jeopardy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can be good at but if you're just good
Speaker 1: in one area, you're not gonna be good at jeopardy.
Speaker 1: You have to have a knowledge, a general knowledge of
Speaker 1: a lot of different topics. Absolutely. And you know, we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about football, talking about basketball, We're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about you know a lot of different things, social issues
Speaker 1: and so yeah, and so you have to have a
Speaker 1: general knowledge. And for somebody to so for somebody to
Speaker 1: say that that you that you're incompetent, that makes no
Speaker 1: sense to me. But but but here's the thing. What
Speaker 1: I've noticed aby people that will say things like that,
Speaker 1: those are the people that's not spend one time, one minute,
Speaker 1: one hour in your presence. Absolutely. They've never gone to lunch,
Speaker 1: they've never been in your presence, they've never been in
Speaker 1: your home. They don't know anything about you. But then
Speaker 1: they get together and one saying something though, because this
Speaker 1: is how I am. I don't know, if you like
Speaker 1: to tell me, if you're like this, if somebody is
Speaker 1: taught about somebody, now, I don't really know that said person,
Speaker 1: or if I do know that person, I haven't had
Speaker 1: the interacting that you've had, right, So I got nothing
Speaker 1: to add to that conversation. So I'm over here like
Speaker 1: this here, I'm not gonna just say yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: He liked it because I don't know, I don't know you.
Speaker 1: You're judging off of your experience, right, not everybody. It's
Speaker 1: that experience is not ubiquitous. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, I am
Speaker 1: like that. I am like that, and I don't like
Speaker 1: I mean, people are like, okay, I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1: And this made me stop talking to this one draw
Speaker 1: one girl I was in uh, I was in I
Speaker 1: was in Greece, right, and she was cool when she
Speaker 1: was from this is our first trip out whatever, first
Speaker 1: trip out. But we go to the beach. She looks around.
Speaker 1: She was like, we're better than everybody here. I was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Like you don't even know them?
Speaker 1: Why are you saying that? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Even when we're in the back of the car and
Speaker 1: you know, I think the you know how the seat
Speaker 1: belt thing goes on whatever and the uber dry, it
Speaker 1: was like, oh, it's cool. Just he said, just take
Speaker 1: the seatbelt and put it behind you or whatever. She
Speaker 1: had already done that. She was like, ha ha, I'm
Speaker 1: smarter than you. I was like, Okay, this shit ain't
Speaker 1: gonna work. Yeah I'm smash, but it ain't. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: am gonna hit. But I hate people like that. It's
Speaker 1: just like, why how could you? You don't know, right,
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't know the environment and the fact that,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the self righteousness, the the entitlement, the
Speaker 1: the the just it's just yuck. It's just a yuck feeling.
Speaker 1: I hate being around. I love people that are always
Speaker 1: positive ye, not talking about negatively. There's twenty four hours
Speaker 1: of the day. I got twelve hours of mind my business,
Speaker 1: twelve hours to league stay out of your business. I'm booked.
Speaker 1: And what did Dezel say? Sharon Dezel was like, it
Speaker 1: was like it was like small minded person talks about everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like a good mind the person talks about events, things,
Speaker 1: and a great mind talks about concepts and figuring things out.
Speaker 1: You gotta figure out which one you are. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: a lot of people is simple. Shannon's simple, right, simple.
Speaker 1: They don't talk about ship. True, that is very true.
Speaker 1: But my thing is. You know what my thing is
Speaker 1: not that can prevent people from talking behind my back,
Speaker 1: is to keep them from smiling to my face. Oh
Speaker 1: I got you, I got you. Just keep keep talking.
Speaker 1: If you like that, put it out. Let me know,
Speaker 1: so I know which thieves are in the temple. So y'all,
Speaker 1: I know, stop talking about Shammon. Hey you know that movie.
Speaker 1: I know what you did last summer. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what you're saying. SATs I'm surprised, put up. But Shannon,
Speaker 1: you dude, you're six year six five six six. No,
Speaker 1: I'm only six two two fifty. You're six two six
Speaker 1: six five. Okay, state to myself, Okay, yep, I don't
Speaker 1: bother nobody. I ain't in nobody's business. Yep. You don't
Speaker 1: see me at the club. You don't see me at
Speaker 1: no club. I'm not at this club this week, this
Speaker 1: club next week. You don't see me with a hold
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of women. I'm to myself. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't mind nobody. I didn't know nobody's business, you know,
Speaker 1: Paul Pierson shout out to I'm I'm a very private person.
Speaker 1: Me too, and so, and I like I like my privacy, yep.
Speaker 1: But I think that's that's part of it, is that
Speaker 1: when people don't know what you're doing, they speculate and
Speaker 1: they talk. Can I ask you a question, you feel like,
Speaker 1: do you feel like with social media and every the
Speaker 1: abundance of people showing everything in life, do you think
Speaker 1: the novelty of that is like has worn off? And
Speaker 1: privacy is the key because like you are, I'm the
Speaker 1: same way. I don't feel like I have to give
Speaker 1: everything to everybody, right. I don't feel like I have
Speaker 1: to tell you exactly where I'm at all the fucking time,
Speaker 1: because this is my life and if I can't keep
Speaker 1: this to myself, then you'll have everything. And I don't
Speaker 1: feel like you deserve everything because you don't even know me.
Speaker 1: Like I don't see y'all hate. I think they do.
Speaker 1: They do. I think the biggest thing is what I've learned.
Speaker 1: People will mess up. If they think you have something good,
Speaker 1: they'll try to mess it up for you, whatever it
Speaker 1: is positive, if you got a new girlfriend or I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try I'm gonna try to say something bad about it,
Speaker 1: or if you got something going on good, they're gonna
Speaker 1: try to mess it up. Why you got something good
Speaker 1: going on? Why you care? Absolutely? What jay Z say,
Speaker 1: which what you eat don't make me shit? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: my work, my work, my success has nothing. It is
Speaker 1: not contingent or yours has nothing to do. It's like
Speaker 1: my blinders are on. I'm a horse in my own lane.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm racing me. I'm not racing against you. I
Speaker 1: don't care what you're doing. I'm trying to outdo myself. Right,
Speaker 1: It's kind of like, right if I make a little money,
Speaker 1: I'm not taking money from you, exactly. There's enough money
Speaker 1: out there for us to go around. I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to eat off yo plate. But why are you trying
Speaker 1: to stop me from eating if I'm not eating off
Speaker 1: your plate? Exactly? That's just that's just if we got
Speaker 1: to get out of the mentality. So let me ask
Speaker 1: your question. You're on SNL, who were some of your
Speaker 1: favorite guests, Like, man, I get many gonna be on,
Speaker 1: he be, He's gonna be on Man, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. And this is in gen Z.
Speaker 1: This is the hell out of this man. But he's
Speaker 1: the goat Drake when Drake was gen Z. This is
Speaker 1: the hell out of Drake. They called him. They they
Speaker 1: booed him out of Frank. They thought Frank Ocean was
Speaker 1: gonna come out. Drake came out. They booed him. That's
Speaker 1: all I swear, bro, I swear I only meant the
Speaker 1: man one time. The man show me much and the
Speaker 1: man even called me on bro the man I was in.
Speaker 1: I'm in London, right, I'm in London. Well before I
Speaker 1: even get into this, So okay, let me talk about
Speaker 1: my favorite guests besides Drake, Carrie, Carrie Washington. Okay, that one.
Speaker 1: I think that was a redeeming episode for me anyway,
Speaker 1: one of my best comparatively over my SNL career. Okay,
Speaker 1: Also when who who else came on and I was like,
Speaker 1: damn Son, this is gonna be crazy. Uh, There's been
Speaker 1: so many hosts, but Maya Rudolph always amazing. She was dope.
Speaker 1: Jason Siegel, he was one of my favorite to watch,
Speaker 1: Like it was like he was a lost SNL cast member.
Speaker 1: He knew like a theater kid. He was down for everything.
Speaker 1: He just fully committed, he went there. I loved him. Also,
Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson. Woody Harlson, that knocked my socks off. And
Speaker 1: when I saw Sam Rockwell walk in with Vince Vaughan.
Speaker 1: I love Vince Vaughan, but saying Rockwell is my favorite actor.
Speaker 1: He didn't host, but I was like, you need to
Speaker 1: because he is so talented. Do you see Graymond? Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, oh yeah, loud Bill like the way that
Speaker 1: he makes you well. He had not gonna be good
Speaker 1: when he had to move pack in his mouthfielder, officer,
Speaker 1: it was like this, he busted it in his face.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. It was so disrespectful, but it was so funny. Man.
Speaker 1: So back to Drake sip Man when I was in
Speaker 1: there that we skip back when I was in England
Speaker 1: right just on some fluke shit. I just went out
Speaker 1: there twenty fourteen just to like ship whatever. Me and
Speaker 1: my homeboys ran into this promoter on the street. Promoter says, yo, man,
Speaker 1: I'm well connected in America and my friend is DJ
Speaker 1: who Kid. I said, your friend is DJ who Kid?
Speaker 1: He said yeah. I said, do you know somebody named
Speaker 1: Jay Farrell? He said, yeah, the dude it does all
Speaker 1: the voices. I said yes, he said yeah. I said hey.
Speaker 1: He said, oh shit, man, what you're doing in So
Speaker 1: he invites me to the He invited me to this
Speaker 1: club Circus Circus Day so Will. I think that's the
Speaker 1: name of it in London, and Drake and Rihanna were there. Wow.
Speaker 1: I walk in. Drake looks at me, Oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you doing here? Bro? Like, Yo,
Speaker 1: you aren't you like working this week? Rihanna looks at me,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like, aren't you guys late working? Like
Speaker 1: what's happening? Like what are you doing here? I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm on vacation. Drake flew me both my homeboys out
Speaker 1: to Manchester the next day. He was like, yo, what
Speaker 1: you're doing. What you're doing tomorrow? I said, I'm just
Speaker 1: chilling in London. He said, you're coming to Manchester. I
Speaker 1: said for what? He was, I have a show. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, okay, yes, I'm there. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: going to Manchester. Man got me a tour bus full
Speaker 1: of girls, got us hotel rooms. We had a great
Speaker 1: time a man. No, I didn't smash. I didn't smash
Speaker 1: nobody I was. I was a little uh. I don't
Speaker 1: know what happened at night. The when I wanted I
Speaker 1: eventually smashed. You know you got your eye on one, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's and it's like it's like, all right, it
Speaker 1: don't work out that night, but when it finally do,
Speaker 1: it's explosive. Hallelujah. N you know, when you get all
Speaker 1: that pup, get all that explosive and you'll get own
Speaker 1: and own and what might make it head blow off? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So we finally we finally took care of that. Six
Speaker 1: years after that, during the pandemic. It was, it was,
Speaker 1: it was fun. I got a mid Shannon, I had
Speaker 1: a that was London is a great, great place to visit.
Speaker 1: I mean I recommend London, yes, sir, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I do. Relationship wise I don't, but visiting, hell, yes,
Speaker 1: have at it. You did scat on this. And now
Speaker 1: about Donald Trump, how was he? How was he ever? Ever?
Speaker 1: As a person personally to me? He wasn't. He was
Speaker 1: nice to me, right, you know, but I know he
Speaker 1: knows how to play the game and play the room, right,
Speaker 1: you know, so he it was It was absolutely it
Speaker 1: was cool to me. Didn't say anything disparaging. He said,
Speaker 1: phenomenal talent. You're phenomenal talent. Great guy, great guy. Phenomenal guy.
Speaker 1: That's about all I know. But a great guy, phenomenal guy,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, Okay, cool, that's what's up.
Speaker 1: He nothing else to me. But I know he to
Speaker 1: the public, to the general, the general populace, he'd be
Speaker 1: going off. But he was cool to me. Man, Right,
Speaker 1: I didn't say, I mean not like I said. Of course,
Speaker 1: his rhetoric and everything that he stands for whatever, But
Speaker 1: for that moment, he's a gregarious fellow. Right. He knows
Speaker 1: how to play. He knows how to play a room,
Speaker 1: he knows how to play the game. He knows how
Speaker 1: to play. He's smarter than your thing. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: you gotta be. I mean, you have to have a
Speaker 1: certain level of intelligence to be able to be a businessman, right,
Speaker 1: you know, because you know you're not gonna be dumb
Speaker 1: making a lot of money, right, I mean, you know
Speaker 1: if you do, eventually, it's gonna all go away. You
Speaker 1: gotta be you gotta be able to play the game.
Speaker 1: Because he convinced a whole lot of people to vote
Speaker 1: for absolutely going to Well, you know what what I've
Speaker 1: learned through my life in my fifty four years of living,
Speaker 1: people are easily food. Yeah, easily food. Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I put a damn clip up on my page with
Speaker 1: a deep fake, and they thought I was a nigga
Speaker 1: singing that's not me, that's not me singing the guy.
Speaker 1: It was like a clip from twenty thirteen and dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw it, but it was
Speaker 1: a dude singing this h hallelujah and it was this
Speaker 1: English dude named Jay Starr, my homeboy. Put my face
Speaker 1: up there. That ship went viral. Everybody was like, I
Speaker 1: remember when Jay was up there. I was. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't because it wasn't me, right, like that was
Speaker 1: that was a fake. That was somebody else. So people
Speaker 1: are You're like, you're saying they're easily fool, deep fake
Speaker 1: swaps whatever. And then even when you tell them, even
Speaker 1: when you lie to the face and tell you they
Speaker 1: tell you they lie, They're like, oh, okay, cool, they
Speaker 1: don't they don't give us. They don't care. So why
Speaker 1: snitches in everything or so hot? These days there's nobody cares.
Speaker 1: That's why Takashki still has a career right now, Wow, Kanye,
Speaker 1: you think Kanye should rump a bredent? I mean at
Speaker 1: this point anybody could. Yeah. I think you have a
Speaker 1: better chance of winning than Kanye does because You're more
Speaker 1: likable than and what would what would jay Z say? Kanye,
Speaker 1: you know this is not to the most well thought
Speaker 1: out plan you've had. You know, I feel like you should,
Speaker 1: you know, fall back, you know, maybe be a governor first,
Speaker 1: you know, the Schwartzenegger out. You know, you you're kind
Speaker 1: of extremely going to the top. But you know, because
Speaker 1: I should be president. I think Hope with town. Have
Speaker 1: you ever met Hope? You met Hope? You said? He
Speaker 1: said he was like, it calls me fake jays, that's
Speaker 1: what he does. But the one thing I will say,
Speaker 1: I don't really know him. I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people that do know him. Have you never metal No,
Speaker 1: I've never met him. I hope to meet him, that's
Speaker 1: you know. I hope to meet him. I hope to
Speaker 1: meet Davis. I used to work out with a Damsel's
Speaker 1: son when he was at more House. He trained with
Speaker 1: the same trainer that I was training with. And I
Speaker 1: just like guys that have a lot. I mean to
Speaker 1: see what jay Z became and where he came from,
Speaker 1: to see where he is now sitting on top of
Speaker 1: the mountain and now even in powering black folks. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: financial literacy right, and like going back to the Marcy
Speaker 1: projects and setting up plans where folks will understand how
Speaker 1: to make money themselves so they can get out of
Speaker 1: this situation. Right, But he's trying to teach, he's trying
Speaker 1: to give the game. Yes, yes, you know they say
Speaker 1: the game is sold, not told. But you know when
Speaker 1: you have, when you when you're sold already. I mean,
Speaker 1: what is it to tell somebody something? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? I do the same thing with uh, with
Speaker 1: my friends coming up in comedy, like if they don't know,
Speaker 1: they don't know door deals and things of that sort,
Speaker 1: percentages certain percentages to take from the door. Like they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: thanks for the info. I'm like, yeah, but somebody gave
Speaker 1: that to me, right, like Ralph, he may put me
Speaker 1: on it, right, you know, So you take it and
Speaker 1: you just pass it down and eventually everybody, everybody is,
Speaker 1: everybody's literate and everybody knows, and then then you know,
Speaker 1: shit just evolved. Yeah for sure. Dave Chappelle, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love Dave Chappelle. Level that he did about a month
Speaker 1: ago might have been the greatest SML monologue that I've seen.
Speaker 1: I agree with you, that shit the way the way
Speaker 1: I mean he thought. You know, Covid has probably pulled
Speaker 1: out his notes, the way he disarms the crowd, and
Speaker 1: then he goes and he's systematically just stepped by step,
Speaker 1: step by step, and he's saying it in such a
Speaker 1: way it's funny, but it's true. Ah man, the way
Speaker 1: he the way, the way he can tell a story
Speaker 1: with his words. Yeah, it's like a great writer writing.
Speaker 1: And to add to that, sometimes Chappelle is so good
Speaker 1: he can write, He can make up shit and make
Speaker 1: it seem real. Yes, Like, I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: ever seen a bit he did about public transportation. The
Speaker 1: homeless dude held up the homeless dude held up the
Speaker 1: bust by jerking off. It's like it was. He was like,
Speaker 1: because I'm scared of public transportation. I was on the bus,
Speaker 1: I was held hostage. He's like, forty five minutes was
Speaker 1: nothing with nothing crazy. It was so Homer's dude jerking off.
Speaker 1: But the ship was scary, son, it was scary. Just
Speaker 1: right before that, I was smoking a cigarette. Wasn't the
Speaker 1: coolest shit I did, And everybody freaks out, sir, Put
Speaker 1: your goddamn cigarette out, sir. He just everybody's airs, sir,
Speaker 1: I flicked it. And when he problems, just as I
Speaker 1: did that, Homer's dude just whips out of his dick,
Speaker 1: starts beating off and not getting mad because nobody says
Speaker 1: ship to this guy. Everybody's just I was the only
Speaker 1: one I had the guts to say something. It wasn't
Speaker 1: even like I was brave, you know, I was sitting
Speaker 1: beside the motherfucker. I had to say something. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stop it, son, you're hitting my elbow. Son, stop it, Son,
Speaker 1: stop it. Just that that. I ain't gonna go through
Speaker 1: the whole thing. But bro, from beginning to end, you
Speaker 1: are dying because you're imagining. It's like a sketch. He's
Speaker 1: literally painting in front of you. Yes, But to be
Speaker 1: able to do that and to be able to come
Speaker 1: from reality and make you think on both sides, Yes,
Speaker 1: he doesn't play. He'll play it. He plays this side,
Speaker 1: he plays that side. He brings it right back here.
Speaker 1: And a lot of comedians now they just focus on one.
Speaker 1: You have to be able to cover both so folks
Speaker 1: don't get as offended. Right, even if you say something right,
Speaker 1: you know, they say the job of a comedian is
Speaker 1: to take a real life event and make it funny. Yep.
Speaker 1: And the really good ones can take the issues and
Speaker 1: make him the funniest yep. He can do that if
Speaker 1: because he looked I grew up with I came up late,
Speaker 1: but prior and Eddie Man, shit man, he was watching
Speaker 1: Richard Price, shit man, God dagn I ain't done this
Speaker 1: shit and year Jack, I've been sleeping now shit Richard,
Speaker 1: Bernie Mack, Rob Harris, those two, Robin and Bernie, Robin, Burnie, Chris, Eddie,
Speaker 1: I say, and I say Richard and of course Dave Current,
Speaker 1: but those those are the ones. And Cat too. Cat
Speaker 1: is brilliant at that. But go ahead, man, unbelievable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to. I want to grab
Speaker 1: Cat in concert. I want to get you on, get
Speaker 1: you on the pot too. Also Cat, Yeah, please come up.
Speaker 1: If they've the goat, now, yeah, he is the he
Speaker 1: is undoubtedly the goat. He is the He's the symbol.
Speaker 1: He's a symbol for he's like Superman of comedians. He's
Speaker 1: at whatever whatever Superman has right here. That's what Dave Chappelle,
Speaker 1: because a lot of folks now were scared to go
Speaker 1: certain places that he's not because you can't even if
Speaker 1: you take something, you can't take ship from you. And
Speaker 1: he walked away. See, once you walk away from something, yeah,
Speaker 1: no one can take that from you and make you
Speaker 1: feel bad or make you make you want it. He
Speaker 1: walked away from Hollywood, He walked away from fifty one
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars. So you said, well, we're not gonna
Speaker 1: let you do TV. Yep, like, okay, I'll just do
Speaker 1: my stand I'll just do my stand up and people
Speaker 1: record it and then you'll buy it back and I'll
Speaker 1: get paid. Right, That's exactly what he's been doing, right,
Speaker 1: master plan. And it's so funny that folks always call
Speaker 1: people crazy when they don't understand what they're doing. Right.
Speaker 1: But the man went to Africa to chill after the event.
Speaker 1: He came back, and what did he do? He lied low.
Speaker 1: He continued to do stand up, popping up every once
Speaker 1: in a while where I remember Dave Chappelle, tickets will
Speaker 1: go on sale, and they still do. But when that
Speaker 1: time that he had quit Chappelle show, he would go
Speaker 1: up and say announced he's coming two minutes, sold out,
Speaker 1: two minutes, the tickets will be sold out. So it's like,
Speaker 1: as long as people want to hear you. As long
Speaker 1: as you have something substantive to say, then they will
Speaker 1: continue to gravitate towards your star. You don't need these folks, right,
Speaker 1: you really don't like Okay, Shannon, you know you the star.
Speaker 1: Look what you didn't done. You didn't spun off. You
Speaker 1: just run off that show with Skip Bayless and now
Speaker 1: you got your own You got your own that thing
Speaker 1: podcast and a whole bunch of other deals. Right. You
Speaker 1: know why because you're the star. Right, It's like you're
Speaker 1: the no no dispect the Skip because Skip is great.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, as far as personality goes, we fuck
Speaker 1: with your personality, right, everybody everybody likes you. You're gonna
Speaker 1: say something. You're gonna say something that makes sense, but
Speaker 1: you're gonna also say something. You're gonna say something real,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna say something funny with it, right, And
Speaker 1: that's why that's why we love tuning in, right, And
Speaker 1: that's why the ratings are what the raiders are? You
Speaker 1: seeing the paperwork? You know what your raiders are, right?
Speaker 1: You know everybody's watching the ship and it takes that. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, there's always a party on S and
Speaker 1: L who through the greatest party, Who through the greatest
Speaker 1: party of s And now I did I through the
Speaker 1: greatest party s Now. It was my apartment. It was funny.
Speaker 1: It was three thirty in the morning. Everybody came in
Speaker 1: that damn high rise. I mean, if you're in the
Speaker 1: high rise in New York, you ain't gotta like salve
Speaker 1: hundred square feet. You ain't got seven hundred square okay,
Speaker 1: but but a hundred of them square feet gonna be
Speaker 1: covered by ladies just for the view from the view, right, man.
Speaker 1: I didn't had so many times Jones don't walk in
Speaker 1: and they've been I'm on my issue and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll look at that view. We'll just put
Speaker 1: a towel down. I'm like, yeah, go ahead, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: put that towel down. Sitting there smoking, sitting there smoking
Speaker 1: a something. You know what I'm saying. I heard that
Speaker 1: you had to slam Bill Murray. I did, couch, But
Speaker 1: why why are you flapping the old guy? Because he
Speaker 1: was hitting me, Shannon. He wouldn't stop hitting me. Bill
Speaker 1: Murray is a legend, Okay, He's a legend. Caddyshat ghostblusters
Speaker 1: groundhole day. The whole nine, when he shows up on
Speaker 1: a writing night where he's not even hosting. He's not
Speaker 1: hosting this week. He's just there and he goes into
Speaker 1: the office and he spars with lorn I walk in there.
Speaker 1: I see Lord Lawrence holding his back. I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm all right, all right? He
Speaker 1: fucked you up? You up. He's in the office right
Speaker 1: across from mine. I walk in. There is Zach Michael,
Speaker 1: Jay who else was the name? Brooks Wheeling was in
Speaker 1: there at the time, Tim Robinson, they're all in that.
Speaker 1: They're all in that office. I walk in, I see
Speaker 1: Bill Murray. Bill Murray looks at me, he goes, there's
Speaker 1: I know your work. There's something about you you're not
Speaker 1: showing the world, and like it's like this, it's this
Speaker 1: thing you have that you need to show everybody. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, this is a sentimental conversation. Yeah, yea, okay.
Speaker 1: It immediately switches like fifteen seconds later, He's like, come here,
Speaker 1: fat boy, fat boy. I was one of the most
Speaker 1: built people on the show, right I was. I was
Speaker 1: the Shannon Shop of s andl I was like, they
Speaker 1: don't get the hell out of you better respect me.
Speaker 1: Put some respect on this body. Because I used to
Speaker 1: be fat. I worked hard to get it right. So
Speaker 1: he starts, he calls me fat boy. Then he gets
Speaker 1: on me. He starts hitting me Shannon in the same place,
Speaker 1: over and over again. Now, I don't give a damn
Speaker 1: who you are, right, if you hit somebody in the
Speaker 1: same place, it could be a soft hit like this.
Speaker 1: Eventually it's gonna start getting a little sore. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: as soon as it started stinging, I said, okay, I
Speaker 1: got a drop him, sons. I picked him up and
Speaker 1: I samoan dropped him on the sofa. And as I
Speaker 1: samoan dropped him, he's still hitting me, drunk out of
Speaker 1: his mind. No no recollection probably of this whatsoever. But
Speaker 1: I slammed him and then I had to hold him down.
Speaker 1: He was still trying to fight me. And I'm looking like,
Speaker 1: y'all gon do anything, if anybody gonna do anything, if
Speaker 1: anybody gonna say anything like groundhog dang, I'm like, come on, son,
Speaker 1: they didn't say that. But he just he was attacking me,
Speaker 1: and I got him. I got him, And all them
Speaker 1: stories are coming out about Bill Murray. Yes, you can
Speaker 1: confirm him. That man is something something up with him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but God bless him, God bless him. But I just
Speaker 1: won't let somebody hit me in the same spot over
Speaker 1: and over again. I don't don't care if you are mother, Teresa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get You're gonna get the supplex you feel me.
Speaker 1: You had a relationship, great relationship with Charlie Murphy and
Speaker 1: you said, he told you don't do drugs at these parties.
Speaker 1: He said, because drugs change you. Ye, he didn't want
Speaker 1: you to end up like Rick James. It didn't exactly
Speaker 1: you said that it is. Did I say you want me?
Speaker 1: I said that, Yeah, Okay, that's funny. That sounds like
Speaker 1: that sounds like I just had you. You had it,
Speaker 1: you had, you had some east. I added some, I
Speaker 1: put a little bit of I put I put some
Speaker 1: I put some powder up there, and I put some
Speaker 1: flour on that story. So with that some of the
Speaker 1: best advice that you got that when you go to
Speaker 1: the party, you can have a good time, but drugs
Speaker 1: need to be excluded. Charlie said. Charlie said to me that,
Speaker 1: he said, Yo, man, whatever you do, Jay, never do
Speaker 1: cope man. I was like, yeah, I'm never gonna touch
Speaker 1: it right, and that was the end of it because
Speaker 1: he didn't want He just didn't want it. Like first
Speaker 1: of all, even if it was weed or anything. He
Speaker 1: didn't let me do any thing right because he said,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna have your mom coming
Speaker 1: up to me. I'm not gonna have your mom coming
Speaker 1: up to me. Share you corrapted my shop. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you stay away from that man weed. Anything man, you
Speaker 1: do we not here. You could do it, but not
Speaker 1: this one man. Pass that Jay man and it was
Speaker 1: in him and Freeze Love are always like uncles to me.
Speaker 1: They were, they were big uncles to me. And then
Speaker 1: when I finally met Eddie because he said you reminded
Speaker 1: him a bit. He did say that. He said, Yo, man,
Speaker 1: no matter what, man, always remember man, you got the
Speaker 1: same chaps my brother does. Man. And I know the
Speaker 1: nigga man. I grew up with this nigga man. That
Speaker 1: should mean something. Man. So every time I think about
Speaker 1: when I think about people that say stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and I think about even Ralphie May, another deceased comedian,
Speaker 1: a friend of mine who was like, you know, you're
Speaker 1: you're more than an impressionist. Bro. I see it, so
Speaker 1: I know you're more. So he's like, yo, just pause
Speaker 1: a little bit before you drop the punchline. People just
Speaker 1: giving you little tidbits to help you along your way.
Speaker 1: And the folks that believe, really believed, And that's who
Speaker 1: I do it for. People like Charlie Murphy, Ralphie May,
Speaker 1: people like Twitch who just passed away, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, People like people like Bob Saggett, Right, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Very a lot of comedian friends
Speaker 1: I've I've lost and it's it's been uh, it's been hard,
Speaker 1: but they always leave something, and there's something from them
Speaker 1: I carry with me because it's something they've said. Even
Speaker 1: with Chadwick Bosman, right, Chadwick Boseman with my Showtime show
Speaker 1: White Famous. He said, yeah, you don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about that. You're gonna get another one because that show
Speaker 1: showed that you could act. You know, a lot of
Speaker 1: people didn't know you could even act, but now you
Speaker 1: know they can see that. You know, it's recipes to him,
Speaker 1: but he's but he didn't have to give me that, right,
Speaker 1: So that's somebody else. Man. I just I hold those
Speaker 1: with me. Man, who do you who do you compare
Speaker 1: your style. It's like it's a mix between Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: and Chris rock Now, and that's what people come up
Speaker 1: to me and say, Right, And like I said, I
Speaker 1: look up to Bernie, Robin, Chris, Eddie, you know Cat,
Speaker 1: you know, Dave Richard Pryor Robin Williams, Jim Carrey. But
Speaker 1: those two comedians, I would say. And I've been trying
Speaker 1: to find that my whole career. I'm trying to figure
Speaker 1: out what that is, and I think I finally cracked it.
Speaker 1: You you've acted alongside IQ, Kevin Hard, Chris Rocky, Keep Farmercat.
Speaker 1: I mean, who are some of the people that you
Speaker 1: would like to act? Really? The part Denzel, that's the
Speaker 1: one that I really Denzel did one thing I would
Speaker 1: consider comedy, and that's Devil and Brue Dress. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you remember that here with Don And wasn't
Speaker 1: Robin Harrison that yet doing Sting? Yeah, yep, I do
Speaker 1: remember that, and Uptown Saturday Night he was supposed to
Speaker 1: do that Will Smith or something happened. They didn't do
Speaker 1: it right. But I think he's Denzel is a funny guy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but he's kind of he's kind of stayed
Speaker 1: in this lane and don't get it. He's tremendous in
Speaker 1: that list. I mean, he's unbelievable in that lane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would, I would like. I would like. I know
Speaker 1: he can do it, and there's nothing Denzel can't do, right,
Speaker 1: but I would probably like to see I would like
Speaker 1: to see him do another debt. Not you know, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I would. I would love it too. And
Speaker 1: I feel like, even if it's not even if it's
Speaker 1: not comedy Shannon, even if it's like just an action movie, right,
Speaker 1: I want to be his son or somebody, right, if
Speaker 1: I could play that, right, you know? Will Smith, Uh,
Speaker 1: definitely at some point. You know, he was always you
Speaker 1: know when I was growing up, I was I was
Speaker 1: always like, I would love to work with him some way.
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy. Of course, I keep I keep kicking myself
Speaker 1: because all these re reboots are getting green lit and
Speaker 1: I don't know shit about him, right, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like Beverly Hills, God, that's already in the making.
Speaker 1: They made coming to America already. I mean, you bad
Speaker 1: back to get you, you get you gets you don't
Speaker 1: get on your agent because this stuff is in the worst.
Speaker 1: You need to know. I need to know there's gonna
Speaker 1: be some fire on some asses. I'm not lying shatting.
Speaker 1: I get twenty twenty three. We gotta get We gotta
Speaker 1: get it. You understand. Look, I'm looking right in the
Speaker 1: I'm looking at y'all some of the tricks. You see
Speaker 1: my eyes. I'm not being sperious what I say this.
Speaker 1: If we don't get some production going, it be trouble trouble,
Speaker 1: won't get the motherfucking adjusting, Gonna be trouble, trouble rising
Speaker 1: off me on what the fuck? Blue Blue Blue Baby
Speaker 1: raised up Blue Blut memories go. I'm gonna help you.
Speaker 1: You you know, Will Smith know Chris Rock the incident
Speaker 1: that happened at the oscars? Could that have been avoided
Speaker 1: or what what I mean? Yeah? It could have if yeah,
Speaker 1: it could have if you were Chris Rock. Chris Rock
Speaker 1: is like twenty five ganglies real life. He tried to
Speaker 1: scrap a nobody. He lightened the hills, right man, You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It's hard to tell a man
Speaker 1: that's heard a joke about his wife. It was harmless,
Speaker 1: it was meaningless. It shouldn't you know? You took it
Speaker 1: the wrong way, and I get that. Okay, now, but
Speaker 1: how did you did you think the joke about the
Speaker 1: g I Jane, Yeah, I didn't think that was the reason.
Speaker 1: I think it was when Chris Rock was talking in
Speaker 1: twenty and sixteen, Yes monologue, I think that kind of
Speaker 1: had something to do. Oh when he said that Will
Speaker 1: Smith he wasn't coming, Jada said she wasn't coming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting invited to the Oscars. It's like me
Speaker 1: not getting invited to Rihanna's pennies. Okay, I was never invited. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think that. But it was a culmination, yea, the
Speaker 1: things that have been saved, and it had been built up,
Speaker 1: and then the memes. All that will Will was the
Speaker 1: red the Red, the red table talking man. And I
Speaker 1: don't think he's ever got the credit he deserves for
Speaker 1: being a rapper. He won the first Grammy for a rap.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that. I didn't know he was
Speaker 1: the first rap, the first and nobody really looks at
Speaker 1: him as a rapper. I like this stuff. I honestly knew.
Speaker 1: I like it stuff. I've seen The Lion Sherf his movies,
Speaker 1: and I still I still would go see his movie
Speaker 1: I gotta go see a mass a patient. But I
Speaker 1: just didn't like that. That's his night, I think, But
Speaker 1: he's never not you know that night is. No, it's
Speaker 1: not known for him winning an oscar. No, it's known
Speaker 1: for what he did for him trying to winning then oscar. Yep.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, you smack that black man on
Speaker 1: national tap. Yes, yeah, that all those other white people. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: now you wit, now you witness you now you with
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. Come on, now, you could have gave him
Speaker 1: a smack, right, it could have. Man, who else is
Speaker 1: sitting there? Gary Oldman shout out to Gary Oldman, I
Speaker 1: love him smack. Yeah. I mean that's maybe maybe you
Speaker 1: get together and say, bro, you need to leave my wife.
Speaker 1: I mean there are some things that you said in
Speaker 1: the past and it's kind of building up. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I feel like that could have that slap should have
Speaker 1: never it only should have been heard about. It never
Speaker 1: should have been publicized. The world wasn't supposed to know
Speaker 1: about that. It's like, Okay, you hear about fights between
Speaker 1: celebrities sometimes that breakout, and of course they will talk
Speaker 1: about it eventually, but for the for the bulk of it,
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, nah, I don't know what you're talking
Speaker 1: about like that. They avoid it, right, And I think
Speaker 1: that should have been one of those situations where it
Speaker 1: wasn't and everybody thought it was a bit. At first,
Speaker 1: I thought it did because I'm like, I noticed, Yeah
Speaker 1: they got because everybody, you know, not all of a
Speaker 1: sudden social medias blown up. Man, that was a skit.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's can let you slap it
Speaker 1: like that that you know a movie? Yeah? Nah, nah?
Speaker 1: You what you say? What did you say? I would
Speaker 1: have whooped Will Smith ass. I would Will Smith listen.
Speaker 1: I would have came about the skip skip which coming
Speaker 1: close with me, fourth skip which gonna give me a
Speaker 1: drink or something? Skip skip. I would have beat Will
Speaker 1: Smith fan on that North lives of ship. That ship
Speaker 1: would have went out the window. I would have whooped
Speaker 1: this ass. I would look, can't come there. But think
Speaker 1: about what you just saying. Yeah, how do you think
Speaker 1: that could have been prevented? You said if you had
Speaker 1: told a joke. I believe he took advantage of a situation.
Speaker 1: He saw a five I don't know, five eight five
Speaker 1: nine guy that way one hundred and fifty pounds. I
Speaker 1: think will Smith is probably was six two maybe two
Speaker 1: hundred pounds, six two, two hundred, So he saw an
Speaker 1: opportunity that he can take advantage of that. Joe will
Speaker 1: Smith ain't stepping to me, No, he not. He's gonna look.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, all right, I'm gonna chill. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But but you know, he said, dude, I wish I
Speaker 1: wish he had apologized that night. I get you. I
Speaker 1: would apologize to the academy. That's blah blah blah. You
Speaker 1: gotta apologize to this man. Yeah. Now, he said, you know,
Speaker 1: I was dealing with a lot of things. You know,
Speaker 1: I had a lot of things, and it just came
Speaker 1: to a head. I hope at some point in time
Speaker 1: here and Chris Rock. I don't know if Rock's gonna
Speaker 1: be accepting of this to sit down and have a
Speaker 1: conversation about it. I think they. I think it would
Speaker 1: be good for them to have a conversation. I think
Speaker 1: even if. But I need you to slap me your
Speaker 1: check about fifty million person. I got assaulted. Man, I
Speaker 1: was assaulted. Man. I got a smack head wow, a
Speaker 1: nigga who made Summer Time Wow Wow Wow. And Chris
Speaker 1: Rock ain't like Chris Rock, ain't regular man. Chris Rock
Speaker 1: got a couple of problems sharing it. Yeah, he ain't,
Speaker 1: you know he he he got it. You know he
Speaker 1: got he's got what's it called, uh, what is it called?
Speaker 1: Nonverbal learning? This? Yeah, that's close to having Asperger. So technically,
Speaker 1: Will Smith assaulted a special person. You can't, man, go ahead,
Speaker 1: you can't do that. You can't assault special paper supposed
Speaker 1: to look at them they got we got some guy
Speaker 1: like that that make sure that that like like here,
Speaker 1: and then you don't take advantage exactly what ain't supposed
Speaker 1: to hit? They gotta they got a class with with
Speaker 1: They gotta deal with drawn with fat crayons and slipping
Speaker 1: all over the desks, all these paper towers and things.
Speaker 1: And that's sat You can't. They got it too much
Speaker 1: to worry about. You can't smack them. The sault them.
Speaker 1: You mentioned you were from Virginia, Yes, sir, When you
Speaker 1: were growing up in Virginia, what did you did you play? Boys?
Speaker 1: What did you what did what did Jay want to be?
Speaker 1: When he became a Jay played Jay tried everything. Jay
Speaker 1: played bread basketball, which I was not good at. I
Speaker 1: got better as I got older. I'm a flat footed dude. Man,
Speaker 1: you played football because I was heavier. I was, like
Speaker 1: I was. I was seventy five pounds heavier when I
Speaker 1: was in high school. So I was alignment. I was,
Speaker 1: I was attacked. I was a guard and a tackle,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So I was on the line.
Speaker 1: I would crab. But that didn't really that didn't really
Speaker 1: speak to me. So then it was high school theater.
Speaker 1: I was still doing it, but that predominantly took over
Speaker 1: my extra trick curricular activities. And yeah, I was a heavy,
Speaker 1: fat dude us in the theater. Yeah, man, that's I mean,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. You see most of them. You ain't
Speaker 1: get no girls theater though I did. I got the weird.
Speaker 1: You get the weird thoughs. They're weird. Them dumb girls,
Speaker 1: them theater girls, them jaws is freaks them, them theater
Speaker 1: joints because they don't they don't. Nobody else touches them.
Speaker 1: You don't see, I shouldn't put on this planet. All right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Broadway, going right to the backstage. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you, man, them them performance girls. I can
Speaker 1: I can, I cannot can I be honest with you
Speaker 1: and lose it. Yo. Man. So I was I was
Speaker 1: dealing with this one jaw in New York. And you
Speaker 1: know she was. She was a dancer and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: a prolific dancer. I can't. I'm not gonna say exactly
Speaker 1: what she was on because then she didn't. She'll know
Speaker 1: who I'm talking about and watch it. But bro, we
Speaker 1: went to I came to her show and right in
Speaker 1: the right in the back state, right in her dressing room,
Speaker 1: we write in the dress, write in the dress right
Speaker 1: before she went on that ship was crazy, oh man.
Speaker 1: And she was dancing the boys. She was dancing that
Speaker 1: night boys. Yeah, yeah, she I said, damn, I said,
Speaker 1: somebody put a battery on her back. What's going on?
Speaker 1: I was the battery. Yes, all of the charge, mister sharp,
Speaker 1: all of the charge. But but yeah, you don't get
Speaker 1: you get those girls are? Those girls are. That's why
Speaker 1: I got my first kissing theater, her first kiss. The
Speaker 1: girl she just said, you was heavy. Yeah I still, Hey,
Speaker 1: biggie baby, it's just swag. Man. You just if you
Speaker 1: know how to talk that Shannon, You know, man, you
Speaker 1: know how to talk that shit. You you get in
Speaker 1: there where you bullet where you bulleted in high school,
Speaker 1: where you picked on the high school. I was picked on.
Speaker 1: I was picked on. Is that why you became funny?
Speaker 1: I believe. So it was a way for me to
Speaker 1: like when I was doing voices, I was joking around
Speaker 1: people like that. Yeah. But and so they laughing, they're
Speaker 1: not laughing, they laughing with you, not at you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so me I have I talked with a list
Speaker 1: and so what I could do is that I can
Speaker 1: make people laugh. So I start talking about somebody else clothes.
Speaker 1: You didn't notice I had holes in my knees, or
Speaker 1: you didn't notice what I had on. So I got
Speaker 1: them up off me and got them on somebody else.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to transfer to laugh though, I gotta
Speaker 1: get you up off me. Transferred to transferred to fry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: transferred to fade. Hey, man, that's what you gotta dude,
Speaker 1: that's what listen. I had to do that too, I yo,
Speaker 1: I had to lose these hips. Man. It was the butt. Man. Listen,
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing worse than you've been on the date with
Speaker 1: your girl and you hear dudes in the back talking
Speaker 1: about God Dagne that's fat, and you don't know whether
Speaker 1: they talking about her or you I had changed that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got cat called. Yeah, yeah, that was fucked up.
Speaker 1: I dropped my phone and dude was like god during
Speaker 1: I'm I saying my g you were like, oh my bad, bro,
Speaker 1: But you know what you got? Yeah? Yeah, just like hey,
Speaker 1: oh they said, man, he I put in his coverage.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he got it. I don't know
Speaker 1: how he got hurt. He must be got a pocket
Speaker 1: pull of money. Hey man, you know, hey, pocket full
Speaker 1: of money or maybe something extensive. It's something extensive, you know.
Speaker 1: I won't talk about an incident that happened that I
Speaker 1: don't know if people remember it. And it happened about
Speaker 1: a month before the George Floyd absolutely right out here,
Speaker 1: right on, right off the ventur in Corban. Yeah, man, Kevin,
Speaker 1: I got wrong for Lee detained by the LAPD. I
Speaker 1: was just running, man, I was exercising during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: trying to trying to keep my hips off right, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So I'm running down vntour, I
Speaker 1: got my boats, headphones on, noise canceling, and you know,
Speaker 1: I'm running that first shan and I'm running and the
Speaker 1: app said slow down walk. That was literally got talking.
Speaker 1: So when I got to that next block, over a
Speaker 1: helicopter floor over my head, I was like, I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't turn on the PlayStation. How did I getting
Speaker 1: grand All though? The police officer he's got his gun out,
Speaker 1: he said, the left of me. He's like freeze. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking he's talking to somebody else. I said, oh, snap,
Speaker 1: maybe I should get my phone because I need to
Speaker 1: record this. He was like, you get on the ground.
Speaker 1: I was like me Jay Pharrell. I was like, hold up,
Speaker 1: Jared Faroh that's my real name. Yeah, I said, Jared Farrow.
Speaker 1: Like what I said? All right? And as soon as
Speaker 1: I get down on the ground to comply to the officer.
Speaker 1: As I'm getting on the ground, three more officers are
Speaker 1: coming up with their guns. Now it's four officers with
Speaker 1: their guns. I get down on the ground to comply,
Speaker 1: and on my life, I'm not making this up. Man,
Speaker 1: The app said run. I said, I said, you got
Speaker 1: your damn mind? I said not today, say not today.
Speaker 1: I got put. I'm in handcuffs. I'm like, yo, what's
Speaker 1: the me into this. They're like, you match to description
Speaker 1: of a black man and sweatpants and sweatshirt. I said,
Speaker 1: oh really, so any nigga dot Com, that's what you mean,
Speaker 1: right right? I said, Man, if you look up Jay Ferrell,
Speaker 1: you see what you're making a big mistake. Now. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that had anything to do with it,
Speaker 1: but I know they came back and they said, you're
Speaker 1: not the guy. We can let you go. And I said,
Speaker 1: I've been trying to tell you that I'm not the guy.
Speaker 1: And they say, hey, man, you know what can you know? Hey?
Speaker 1: Sorry whatever. I'm like, dude, I've been I'm like, you've
Speaker 1: put me on the ground. I'm like, I'm sweaty, I
Speaker 1: got dirt on me. I was like, I'm I got
Speaker 1: I've never had handcuffs on before. I'm like, I've never
Speaker 1: even got a ticket. I've I mean, I've I've broken
Speaker 1: a law, but I've never been caught, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I'm like, what's the meaning of this? Man?
Speaker 1: So it was just a it was an unfortunate situation.
Speaker 1: But I thank god that the app told me to walk,
Speaker 1: because if I would have been running through that situation,
Speaker 1: there's an alternate universe where I ran. I did that
Speaker 1: ship didn't tell me to go, And I'm not even
Speaker 1: here right, because it shoot, shoot and ask questions later.
Speaker 1: That's how they do it, right. I think it was
Speaker 1: just unfortunate that it took so long for something like
Speaker 1: that to happen to me, you know, because if I
Speaker 1: would have been exposed to that earlier, I would have
Speaker 1: you know, I've been like, oh man, I probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: miss such a big deal. But it's like, this is
Speaker 1: my first time and you all, you all had guns
Speaker 1: on me. Everybody is driving past. People know who I am, right,
Speaker 1: They're like, yo, I knew that Farrell was a rotten apple,
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? I didn't do shit like I apology.
Speaker 1: They didn't they they said they were like, my bad.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like a like we would like to
Speaker 1: the LAPD you would like to apologize to Jared Farrell
Speaker 1: on behalf. It wasn't anything. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. You know, I'm like dollar size. I
Speaker 1: like I apology to have dollar size. That's the greatest
Speaker 1: for that's the greatest form of an apology. That Shannon
Speaker 1: kat Williams told me, you need to sue the funk
Speaker 1: out of them and become a black billionaire. You'll get
Speaker 1: the negro elon musk. All you got is the LPD
Speaker 1: would like to apologize. That's all I got, and you
Speaker 1: left it alone. I left it alone because I'm I mean,
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna I mean, I still have the
Speaker 1: statue of limitations. I could still go in. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think you have up to what four years too? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's up to four right, Yeah, so I still have
Speaker 1: another couple of years. But I'm thinking about all of
Speaker 1: the arduousness of going to cord and okay, I think
Speaker 1: about all the bank accounts, the Kale corporations start the
Speaker 1: LLC that I'm thinking just I'm just not gonna put
Speaker 1: it in bitcoin because I probably crypt probably end up
Speaker 1: doing something to myself, having somebody come after me. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's still I mean, I could do you
Speaker 1: think do you think about it all the time? I mean,
Speaker 1: but it's it's a bit now. I mean, I've turned
Speaker 1: it into a bit, but I do think about it,
Speaker 1: not as much as I did in twenty twenty. But
Speaker 1: I'm always I'm always aware of my surroundings and I'm
Speaker 1: always like cautious and just making sure I don't look approachable,
Speaker 1: you know, not that that should even be a deciding
Speaker 1: factor because it shouldn't. You all should learn how to
Speaker 1: identify whoever did the ship better and messing with somebody
Speaker 1: who's just out innocent civilian exercising, Yeah, exercising. You should
Speaker 1: do a better job with the system. You should do
Speaker 1: a better job of training these guys. You should do
Speaker 1: a better job of identifying. You should do a better
Speaker 1: job of just doing your doing your job, doing your
Speaker 1: job better. So there's that. I could still take them
Speaker 1: to court, and uh, you know, a lot of Black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter lawyers hitting me up, said yeah, we have
Speaker 1: a case, but I'm just you know, COVID. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't go down there. I mean, but it's still ongoing.
Speaker 1: Bought me a case one hundred nine and at a
Speaker 1: bit of court every day I got the shot the booster,
Speaker 1: the third booster for Omnicros. He said, I give me, hey,
Speaker 1: I you gonna learn your less than the day Karen determed, Karen,
Speaker 1: I believe so, I said, there's always I'm the one
Speaker 1: that said it's always a white there's always a white
Speaker 1: person named Karen. I said that, right, And I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: if you're the White People's Party, you say, you know Karen?
Speaker 1: They will take care of your ass on all night.
Speaker 1: I said that. Somehow Esnel put it in a black
Speaker 1: Jeopardy joke and then the Internet took off with it.
Speaker 1: But the seed I would it was me. Now, Dan
Speaker 1: Cook had a bit about Karen always being a bitch,
Speaker 1: but that's that wasn't what I was talking about. I
Speaker 1: grew up in the suburbs, and there's always from my
Speaker 1: from my my deduction, there's always a white woman named
Speaker 1: carrying around me feel me. So that's why I said that, right,
Speaker 1: But yeah, he said, Steve Harvey called you and told
Speaker 1: you you you got being black in America. Sandwich boy,
Speaker 1: you got a big being black in America. Sandwich boy.
Speaker 1: Welcome boy, welcome boy. You know I'd have been fucked
Speaker 1: with with the police for years. You know, for years
Speaker 1: I didn't fun with him. I'd have been fucked with
Speaker 1: by the police. You just getting introduced. You just a baby.
Speaker 1: You do you consider Steve because a lot of I've
Speaker 1: talked to a lot and everybody says man, Steve said
Speaker 1: they entertainer. A lot of these got an earthquake, says hey,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey sold us on the game solid dude. Ruh.
Speaker 1: He didn't hoard the information. A lot of guys have
Speaker 1: the information and they hoard it. Steve Ay like that,
Speaker 1: Steve gives it away. Steve is, uh, that's another I
Speaker 1: call him on. I hit him up and I talked
Speaker 1: to him. I'm like, your uncle be doing you know?
Speaker 1: He he literally let me know about my worst I didn't,
Speaker 1: and I didn't. There was no summation. I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't sum it up. I couldn't. He said, boy, you
Speaker 1: understand when you did my show we had we only
Speaker 1: had the second the second highest ratings to Ellen. I
Speaker 1: was right there right under you know that's what your
Speaker 1: show did. Boy? You know that? Boy? You know that? Boy?
Speaker 1: And he said, you don't know how much power you have.
Speaker 1: And I started thinking about that back when he's said
Speaker 1: it in twenty seventeen. He said, you don't know how
Speaker 1: much power you have. Then I started looking around the internet.
Speaker 1: I see all of these videos that people put up
Speaker 1: with me. I see the millions of hits that they get,
Speaker 1: and I see that I'm not getting any of it.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't understand my power. You have a
Speaker 1: talent that folks can't A lot of people can't replicate.
Speaker 1: There's a handful of people that can do it, but
Speaker 1: to the caliber of turning into that person. It's almost
Speaker 1: coming off his possession and not an impression. You don't
Speaker 1: even see that. That's what you had, right, and you
Speaker 1: could corral so an audience, so many people together if
Speaker 1: you just take that and focus it. And I started
Speaker 1: and I and I really started listening to him. And
Speaker 1: now that's why I take all of the clips that
Speaker 1: I see people put up. They got millies of hits.
Speaker 1: I'll put them on my page and they go viral again.
Speaker 1: And that's why I get paid for the ship, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So it's like it's all
Speaker 1: being aware of your star. You might have something, you
Speaker 1: might have something that people are jealous of, envious of. Bam.
Speaker 1: If you take that and you maximize it, you don't
Speaker 1: know what you could do with right, So I think
Speaker 1: he he made me realize my talent because I didn't
Speaker 1: at first. I really didn't. I was just having fun.
Speaker 1: If you could have dinner with four comedias dead or alive.
Speaker 1: Oh man, come on, now, who you're talking with? Who's
Speaker 1: sting down with Bernie's Bernie's gonna be there, Red Fox
Speaker 1: is gonna be there. Damn I gotta be damn it
Speaker 1: and alive too, all right, alive Eddie, Eddie gotta be there?
Speaker 1: And who else would I want? I want Prior there? Four? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I won't want Eddie, I would want I would
Speaker 1: want uh Bernie. I said, I want Red Fox and
Speaker 1: I definitely want Prior tore it was four. I think
Speaker 1: I think they could give gain. I have the conversation.
Speaker 1: What's that conversation gonna be like? What is that conversation
Speaker 1: gonna be? Like? Shit, I don't know this shitt we started?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Hey man, Yeah, glad everybody got a chance
Speaker 1: to come out today. You know, we're just gonna have
Speaker 1: a good conversation. You have some food, drink some wine.
Speaker 1: You know how I mean, it's bitch's head. Just have
Speaker 1: some have some fun, you know. Man, I can't fuck
Speaker 1: a bitch. I'll tell you why my blood pressure ship
Speaker 1: going crazy. I've never done Red Fox. There we go
Speaker 1: number one? Number two? Who else? Man? Shit, man, I'd
Speaker 1: have been fuck fifteen times a day. So shit, if
Speaker 1: I do get some old pusson, then I might be fatigues.
Speaker 1: I said, one more person, Burnie, mat let me tell
Speaker 1: you mother, focus on some of them a bitch? Is
Speaker 1: that you know about slinging? What they called I sling this?
Speaker 1: Some of them bitch everybody getting pregnant. I pulled my
Speaker 1: shit out his whole room. Get dug. Hey, hey, hey, listen, man,
Speaker 1: you'll need to do no bits in that. I just relax, everybody,
Speaker 1: Just relax. Everybody, just relax, have a good time because
Speaker 1: I ain't getting no bits. I'm having drinks and I'm
Speaker 1: having bitches. Oh yes, I think it would just be
Speaker 1: something like that. You consider yourself the golden pression is
Speaker 1: you were Jamie Fox? Who is it you are? Jamie?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? I wanted? I got the dope.
Speaker 1: If you ask, If you ask Jamie Fox himself, Jamie
Speaker 1: will tell you nobody can touch me with impressions. He'll
Speaker 1: he'll say that. So I'm just using his words right
Speaker 1: to say what the obby right? Because you've done both
Speaker 1: over work, you've done for the family guy in the
Speaker 1: Samson of the Nickelodeon. Yep ye. When you do it?
Speaker 1: Do you ever you your actual voice? Are you always going? Nah?
Speaker 1: I use my actual voice sometimes sometimes that's what they want.
Speaker 1: Like I'll do like fifty character voices. It like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. It's like just just saying normal and I'll
Speaker 1: be like okay, they're like no, that's perfect. I'm like
Speaker 1: all right, cool. So it's just like learning. It's learning that. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: on good times that I'm doing, I'm on good times,
Speaker 1: they're doing an animated version of it. You j J right,
Speaker 1: of course, of course I'm Julian. You know, I'll be
Speaker 1: up there doing Little Baby, the Baby, I'll do bird Man,
Speaker 1: I'll do Kanye. They'll have me doing whoever they need
Speaker 1: me to do. I'll do up there. And it's the
Speaker 1: same thing on Family Guy as well as far as
Speaker 1: impressions go. You know, the Kanye up there of course
Speaker 1: is me, and then the other ones, the Will Smith's
Speaker 1: all that shop. I like boards over that easy money too.
Speaker 1: And man, did I think I did American Dad? I was,
Speaker 1: I did a boy and I did myself. I was myself.
Speaker 1: I was an alien. Oh perfect, Yeah, yeah it was cool.
Speaker 1: I was like I could do some more this work here, man,
Speaker 1: I think got uh Shannon, you could do a whole
Speaker 1: I think you could do a whole series of people
Speaker 1: would love it. It was like you were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I knew that voice. I knew that boys, he was undisputed.
Speaker 1: I knew him. You were rapper too, Yeah, rap man,
Speaker 1: I got boys, I got something drop. You have number
Speaker 1: one for Billboard with first Lady Michelle Obama. Damn sure
Speaker 1: it did all right, They're all right, go to college,
Speaker 1: people go to college. I did it. So how did?
Speaker 1: How did? When did you want to rap? When did
Speaker 1: you know you could rap? I started rapping for I
Speaker 1: did comedy and I started rapping off thirteen. It was, uh,
Speaker 1: my neighbor. It was this Italian family, right, dude, his
Speaker 1: name John Santuro, and he he would rap and he
Speaker 1: got me started. I was thirteen, and I just kept
Speaker 1: kept getting better. I was trash until I was eighteen.
Speaker 1: It's trashed for four years. Uh. I made two mixtapes.
Speaker 1: You'll never hear them because it's trash. But after that,
Speaker 1: when I was eighteen, I started. I created ah on
Speaker 1: my space. That's how old. Oh this is? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was on my Space, and I created a group called
Speaker 1: Heavy Spinners, who I would have different people coming from
Speaker 1: different states and everybody would battle each other, you know.
Speaker 1: And from there my writing got better. And then I
Speaker 1: would just I would freestyle and I'd be battling, Battle
Speaker 1: at college, battle at community college. I battled at VCU
Speaker 1: when I went on the street after shows. I mean
Speaker 1: one time it was it was three dudes I had
Speaker 1: to battle. I feel like Goku, you know, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Fight everybody, punchlines. I'm battling three. I said, Yo,
Speaker 1: I'll take your money like mister scrooges, I said, three
Speaker 1: dumb people. I'm battling the I said, I'm battling the
Speaker 1: three stooges some shit like that. It was a young
Speaker 1: boss boss, But I've always that's always been another avenue
Speaker 1: to like, you know, to creativity, you know, And that's
Speaker 1: just a rapping. It is just like comedy, set up,
Speaker 1: punchline delivery. It's the way you say something. It's the
Speaker 1: way that your swag where you finesse it like, it's
Speaker 1: all it's the same thing, same thing with boxing. They're
Speaker 1: all the same type of sport. They just have it.
Speaker 1: It's just elevated in a different environment, that's all. So
Speaker 1: I've always been interested in it. And you know, I
Speaker 1: dropped projects. I had something that came out spitting image
Speaker 1: that dropped last year, got dagged up freestyles all over
Speaker 1: the Internet with who Kid and Sway in the Morning.
Speaker 1: So I've always been looking for whatever's gonna kick me
Speaker 1: into that. But man, every year is a closer year
Speaker 1: to forty. So shit, I don't know, man, but I
Speaker 1: guess you could. I guess it doesn't matter as long
Speaker 1: as you have an audience, right. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: in Elba is rapping and he's about fifties, so it
Speaker 1: don't freaking matter, right, I'm young enough. Did any where
Speaker 1: you when you did any Apolis come by? And were
Speaker 1: they any good? Were they are good at good at comedy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think Elon Manning was pretty funny. Eli was funny?
Speaker 1: Who else hosted that? Then Tom Tom Brady hosted? I
Speaker 1: think he did. Yeah, I don't know how that. I
Speaker 1: think Peyton was really good. Peyton Peyton, Peyton, and Peyton
Speaker 1: and his brother are dope painting it. Eli are great, right,
Speaker 1: They just they're funny. They know how to do it.
Speaker 1: But some people, you know, you'd be like you got CT,
Speaker 1: you got CT something wrong with you? You got But
Speaker 1: but it's a situation where you know, like that's gotta
Speaker 1: be in you. Just because I'm on Saturday Night Live,
Speaker 1: I'm on this thing where they do skits and sketches
Speaker 1: and things like that. That don't mean you're gonna go
Speaker 1: there and be funny. You could, you would be amazing
Speaker 1: or as I look looking like, are you trying to pitch?
Speaker 1: Trying to Jannon Sharp needs to be hosted? Lord, you
Speaker 1: know what? You know? Where's my phone? I have? I
Speaker 1: do have great improvisational skills. I can add lib. I
Speaker 1: am funny by nature. Huh. But no, I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to wow. What is it the reading? The que cause
Speaker 1: you'll be I can read. I can read, but you know,
Speaker 1: you know, I got some other things that I want
Speaker 1: to try to like focus on first. Okay, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: I look look at you, you Stephen A. Smith? Who else? Oh? Boy,
Speaker 1: god dagger? I see his face. I see his face
Speaker 1: and I can't. He talked kind of like this. He
Speaker 1: got a sharp note, he got uh, he got glasses,
Speaker 1: stew What is his name? What is his name? Larry
Speaker 1: uh Day? What the hell? He'll come to me anyway?
Speaker 1: You your host? You got daggy. What I'm trying to say?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite sport? My favorite sports? Football? Favorite team? Rams? Baby,
Speaker 1: We're looking bad this year, but we're gonna be back.
Speaker 1: You'll be back, You'll be back. We all injured, everybody.
Speaker 1: Your favorite player, my favorite player of all time? Jesus,
Speaker 1: who is my favorite player of all time? Man? Kurt Warner? Huh?
Speaker 1: I mean I love Kurt isn't really nah? My favorite
Speaker 1: player of all time football wise? Man, you know what
Speaker 1: I gotta go with. I gotta go at hometown. I
Speaker 1: have to, I gotta go it. I gotta go with
Speaker 1: Michael Vick to hometown. Yeah, he's from seven to five seven,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I just had about he was electric. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean he was special. Yeah. And I mean okay,
Speaker 1: and and Shannon Sharp come on, man, come on man,
Speaker 1: you gotta come on Shannon Sharp. Yeah, that's what I say.
Speaker 1: You mean, you know what you mentioned? You with two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty pounds? Absolutely what made you want to say?
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't want to be two fifty.
Speaker 1: I want to be It looked like you're under thro
Speaker 1: your two hundred. If you're that, Yeah, I'm I'm a
Speaker 1: buck like Wake eighty five, bucket eighty five ninety year. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So how long did it take you to transform yourself?
Speaker 1: Three and a half months, four four to three and
Speaker 1: a half to four months. I transformed because I looked
Speaker 1: in the mirror and I said to myself, either I
Speaker 1: get rid of this or I'm gonna get rid of me.
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to do that. It was either
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose this weight or I'm gonna die. Because
Speaker 1: I was that depressed. I was just I didn't even
Speaker 1: go to Palm bro Like. I didn't find nobody to
Speaker 1: go with. I just didn't have the confidence to get
Speaker 1: Like you were two people. You say you weight I
Speaker 1: could have took. I could have took myself. That's why
Speaker 1: you didn't go to prom. You didn't. Were you afraid
Speaker 1: you didn't have anybody? Were you afraid to ask? Were
Speaker 1: you're afraid to get rejected? I had asked, I had
Speaker 1: gotten Yeah maybe and I got and we later for
Speaker 1: you forget you? Then? Yeah? Do you think did you
Speaker 1: did you? Did you? Do you think it was because
Speaker 1: of your weight? Absolutely? I mean you were this size.
Speaker 1: They would have said yes, yeah, if I was this
Speaker 1: size and I had this status, nobody saying no no,
Speaker 1: But I'm saying that that the status. You're not gonna
Speaker 1: have this status. Yeah, it was. It was because that
Speaker 1: played a My weight played a big role in my
Speaker 1: just in my confidence. Man, I just was really I
Speaker 1: was awkward, bro, And once I lost weight, I kind
Speaker 1: of I started kind of myself. So I think it
Speaker 1: was just all that was the identity crisis. I didn't
Speaker 1: know who I was. I wasn't comfortable on my skin.
Speaker 1: I couldn't going up to a girl and talking to
Speaker 1: her like that was so foreign to me. I was
Speaker 1: so scout, so intimidated. I loved watching point, but I
Speaker 1: just didn't know how to get to the get to
Speaker 1: the cakes. I wanted the cakes, but you know I
Speaker 1: ain't had no game back. You were doing that high cool?
Speaker 1: What did I what did I? What? Not? You keep
Speaker 1: you the dating? Wait? What was the wait? What was
Speaker 1: the question? Okay, you don't want to ask them? I
Speaker 1: would ask it. Okay, No, I mean that I let
Speaker 1: you know. Look, I'm a look now, I'm I'm a
Speaker 1: fulld I'm I'm super saying, god, mold do you do
Speaker 1: you made? I didn't call somebody to get intervened? What what? What? What? Uh?
Speaker 1: What you mean the the uter? Oh? Oh man? Oh no,
Speaker 1: come on, but I'm good now, okay, you good now, Okay,
Speaker 1: I ain't addicted. I mean I'm not condicted. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we all we all google? Don't you don't even google,
Speaker 1: you don't even look. You ain't got to get me
Speaker 1: even to get my phone to think I'm feel kind
Speaker 1: of freaking. Oh no, oh, well, listen, I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's got to the point. I don't care, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm comfortable with myself, Shan, I don't
Speaker 1: give it that I'm comfortable with too. So let me
Speaker 1: I ask you, did you have any are you? Are
Speaker 1: you dating? Serious? Right now? You? Hold on? Hold on,
Speaker 1: Let make sure I get this right. You fail? You
Speaker 1: like you least date? Did I say that? Yeah? You
Speaker 1: said that low too, I heard it. Yeah, I said
Speaker 1: I don't date at least you got it? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got at least three months with me? You got you
Speaker 1: got three months to win you over. You got three buffs?
Speaker 1: And then how long they get after they win you over?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like it. Okay, if you get
Speaker 1: to a year, you good. What what's the longest you've
Speaker 1: been in a relationship? Four years? Four years was my longest?
Speaker 1: And that was why are you fraid of commitment? Why
Speaker 1: are you fraid? I'm not afraid. I just I see
Speaker 1: so much bullshit now. I think I think the older
Speaker 1: you get, the harder it is for you to get
Speaker 1: married because you have sussed out so much shit and
Speaker 1: you're just like, I don't like that, or I don't
Speaker 1: like that. But then you have to realize you're never
Speaker 1: gonna get somebody that's a hundred percent you just hopefully
Speaker 1: it's hot work. You're never gonna find someone that has
Speaker 1: every single quality that you like. You just hope you
Speaker 1: find someone that has enough qualities that you like, and
Speaker 1: so the ones that they don't have you willing to
Speaker 1: like aforego those true. Okay, Okay, well, well you gotta
Speaker 1: have mental stability, because yeah, I've definitely been in a
Speaker 1: situation where a girl cooked me dinner and she forgot
Speaker 1: that she cooked me dinner and blamed me for how
Speaker 1: bad it tasted. Oh yeah, ain't that some crazy? Yeah
Speaker 1: she's gonna blame me for the chicken. But but here's
Speaker 1: the thing, are you me, I ain't really looking for
Speaker 1: nobody that can cook like that, because you know, we
Speaker 1: can need to go out to you. I can I
Speaker 1: can hire somebody to cook. We can post me that
Speaker 1: that's nice, that's nice. If you can do it. But
Speaker 1: it's not the end. It's not a deal breaker for me.
Speaker 1: I want you to have the skill I want you
Speaker 1: to at least I don't want you to. You're cooking
Speaker 1: skills cannot be the extent of TV dinners. You gotta
Speaker 1: know at least how to make breakfast. You gotta, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta at least know how to make them eggs cheesy.
Speaker 1: Got yeah, you're gonna make these You're gonna make You're
Speaker 1: gonna make these eggs cheesy with these grits and all.
Speaker 1: You gotta be able to do that. I gotta at
Speaker 1: least have breakfast, look dinner. Understand. I got skills, baby
Speaker 1: from the South. My father used to be a chef.
Speaker 1: Cook stuff, salmon, all of that. Whatever you want, shrimp, creole,
Speaker 1: whatever the hell you want. I can make it for you.
Speaker 1: But breakfast, for you, you gotta cook breakfast. Not that
Speaker 1: I can cook breakfast, but I want you to do
Speaker 1: it right. You can't just be looking good in heels
Speaker 1: and that's it. Got dagging. I don't care how your
Speaker 1: top game is. Yeah you can. You can give me
Speaker 1: looking good. You got that little job. I got a
Speaker 1: spiral staircase, bro, and I got that spiral staircase because
Speaker 1: I like watching women walk down there. Yeah. Oh man,
Speaker 1: a nice little a nice robe. Oh my god. They
Speaker 1: put the robe on and they got the heels, a
Speaker 1: little fluffy ship and they come down there and they'd
Speaker 1: be flowing this ship and they get that long ass
Speaker 1: cuellativell cigarette. Oh hell yeah, that's what I like? What
Speaker 1: you like? That? What I like? They looked up what
Speaker 1: I like to get married? So I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: like that. No, what I've got to get married. I
Speaker 1: gotta get married. Ain't what you mean? Oh you're oh multiple?
Speaker 1: I mean your wife can do it. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no mad Look I'm fifty for about to be fifty five.
Speaker 1: I need to get married. I don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be alone no more. Okay, hey man, hey, you
Speaker 1: do like your homie, the homie Pete Davis, and he
Speaker 1: keep one of them things on it he does, and
Speaker 1: the next one his next victim. What would you say?
Speaker 1: Why would you say, Pete? Hey, yo, chick, I know
Speaker 1: your girl she got a friend. Do that for you? Boy?
Speaker 1: I mean I could, but it's like you want to
Speaker 1: get something. You want some run off of Johanna or
Speaker 1: do you want to get it. You want to get
Speaker 1: it yourself. Like runoff boxes cool, like plug boxes cool
Speaker 1: like I got plugged into it. But it feels better.
Speaker 1: The satisfaction, the climax is bigger. If I'm hunting, if
Speaker 1: somebody hook it up, hook it up? Hey, hey, you
Speaker 1: know what? Look all right here, you choose it. Listen. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's my problem. I am, but I'm a labor
Speaker 1: saying that's my problem. You don't buy They balancing out though, listening.
Speaker 1: If Pete, look, if you could get me, if you
Speaker 1: bring me those your cat if you bring me a
Speaker 1: Magna stallion, I swift a lord, I know your magnast.
Speaker 1: You got a man. Okay that you get powdered that
Speaker 1: man just in the order fast little mesa. Okay those
Speaker 1: your cat hold? Okay, somebody else, somebody else, Brianna, he
Speaker 1: got somebody? And so what I identifies her baby father?
Speaker 1: What y'all gonna say? You can't tell me shit, America,
Speaker 1: because that's how identify. Didn't the service tell you they
Speaker 1: didn't have I did that on the men you and
Speaker 1: you're still trying to order. Hey, man, look the mcflurry,
Speaker 1: but the mcflurry machine been broken. Yeah, at McDonald's, but
Speaker 1: they don't mean apple so hey, the apple pie is dad.
Speaker 1: But I still want that mcflury though. I'm I'm just saying, bro,
Speaker 1: hey it shout out and look, shout out to their
Speaker 1: relations shout out to their relationship. Drake, it's okay, man,
Speaker 1: she heard she heard a song. It's okay man. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: an do realize when you start up stir up on booboo,
Speaker 1: it's still stick. Leave that alone and no booboo. Man,
Speaker 1: this is just I'm a comedient. These are jokes, man,
Speaker 1: these are jokes. I'm not saying nothing, not saying, could
Speaker 1: you date someone? Make it more than you? Absolutely? Why not?
Speaker 1: I jumped right in the swaddle. I don't care. I'll
Speaker 1: be riding. I'll be riding a chest like this here.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Hey, if Leslie Jones, if
Speaker 1: Leslie Jones want to want to try some shit, hey,
Speaker 1: I climb, I climb harss. I don't care. We about
Speaker 1: slow up. So let's just say, for the take of argument,
Speaker 1: like we see these big entertainers and you know the
Speaker 1: wife you know, and they they tag you know, they
Speaker 1: behind they're not as known. So now the woman is
Speaker 1: gonna be more known than you will be in the background.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be holding you good, holding up purst. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care. Broo, whatever bad jay Lo need, Hell,
Speaker 1: I hold it for care. Bro I don't give a
Speaker 1: damn bro Oprah, I don't care. I don't care. You
Speaker 1: got stabbing? Why you always got a pick at stammen?
Speaker 1: Ain't hitting that man? First of all, why you can't
Speaker 1: find somebody that single? It's not that many billionaires. I'm
Speaker 1: a gold digger, sham. I gotta go that many single billionaires. Man,
Speaker 1: you know women, you know who I'm gonna go. Jessica album.
Speaker 1: She got three kids, so she got a man here,
Speaker 1: you're right, because how could I say that about j Lo?
Speaker 1: And she got she got twins, she got twins, and
Speaker 1: she got two more, she got four? Right, Well, I
Speaker 1: guess I mean if you want to say the one
Speaker 1: that being aflack, but they're older, but you know, I
Speaker 1: don't think you're the only got two kids. Okay, Well whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever j Lo need, I don't give it. Jay looka
Speaker 1: have two hundred kids being aflack. It don't matter. She
Speaker 1: a billionaire and it ain't gonna it ain't gonna last forever.
Speaker 1: If somebody's already in order, stop reading them in you
Speaker 1: hey man, hey man, read it is for middle what's
Speaker 1: up with Jay Farrel? Next? What's up? Man? Dude? I
Speaker 1: got a bio pick uh Casa Blanca Buddha Records coming
Speaker 1: out March thirty. First, I got another movie that's dropping
Speaker 1: on June team called The Blackening I did with my
Speaker 1: boys sin Quai Walls, Jermaine faults in that Ivon Orange
Speaker 1: or Orange Orgy from from Insecure. Okay, Ivon or you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, She's in it. What else? Man?
Speaker 1: I got a project dropping New Year's Day Speedboat that's
Speaker 1: coming out. The rap shit that gonna be fired crazy. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm a family guy. I'm a consulting producer up there
Speaker 1: right right on there. From time to time i'm on
Speaker 1: the show. I want to be there. I want to
Speaker 1: be on there with Dewey. Oh really, I'm sure me
Speaker 1: and Sheddon Shop can definitely have a sexy party. I
Speaker 1: love doing when he beat the brakes off Brian because
Speaker 1: the old money. Oh yeah, what's my money? Man? What's
Speaker 1: my money? What's money? Man? Been talking me a long time, then,
Speaker 1: you know It's wild to me to have watched that
Speaker 1: show for so long and now to be on it.
Speaker 1: For everybody, it's just the blessing. It's crazy to me.
Speaker 1: And like, I just used to do impressions of Peter Stewie, Quagmire,
Speaker 1: all of these folks, and now that I'm with the
Speaker 1: folks and I'm creating my own characters with them, that
Speaker 1: just shows. That's God, man, that's God. Bro. I know
Speaker 1: I figured that you're the black Quagmire. I damn show,
Speaker 1: am real life. Got Dagger. Let you know, ladies, I'm
Speaker 1: a munch got dagger. I said it. I'm a munch.
Speaker 1: You thought I was feeling you. I'm a munch. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm munch it. Lunch it, crunch it, punch it if
Speaker 1: you want. If that's what you're like, I can't with you.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. Appreciate it, Jay Man,
Speaker 1: thank you, hey Man. And Shannon Shannon, I love you, dude.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. You cut out. Thank you brother. There's
Speaker 1: no problem. I love Shannon Sharp and I'm so happy
Speaker 1: I'm on the show. And Got Dagging. He is the goat.
Speaker 1: He is the gut thing goat. And if y'all. Motherfucker's
Speaker 1: keep talking shit. Guess what and the person neative of
Speaker 1: him gonna whoop your ass. Okay, I don't like that ship.
Speaker 1: Don't be talking about all, man, don't talk about all.
Speaker 1: That's all Craig there. Okay, that's all. They checked him
Speaker 1: at all carts, Okay, all right, shit, I said it
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Speaker 1: back price, want a slice, Got the brother dice to
Speaker 1: swad all my life. I've been grinding all my life,
Speaker 1: all my life, then grinding all my life, Sack fights, hustle,
Speaker 1: bad pricing, want a slice? Got the brother dice to
Speaker 1: sware all my life. I've been grinding all my life.