WEBVTT - Jay Pharoah

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Rock ain't like Chris Rock, ain't regular mane. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got non verbal learning this. Yeah, that's close to having

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<v Speaker 1>an aspert right, So technically, will Smith assaulted a special person?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't man, go ahead, up, you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't as sault special people supposed to look at

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<v Speaker 1>them all my life? The grinding all my life, sacrifice,

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<v Speaker 1>hustle page, pricing, Want a slice, Got the Bronan dice

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<v Speaker 1>to swad all my life? I've been grinding all my life,

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<v Speaker 1>all my life? Then grinding all my life up, sacrifice,

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<v Speaker 1>hustle page, prison, Want a slice, Got the bron dice

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<v Speaker 1>to swath all my life? I've been grinding in all

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<v Speaker 1>my life. Hello, welcome to another edition of Club Sha Shay.

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<v Speaker 1>I am your whole Shannon Sharp. I'm also the proprietor

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<v Speaker 1>of Club Sha Shay. And the guy that's stopping by

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<v Speaker 1>for conversation on the drink today is an actor, comedian writer.

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<v Speaker 1>He spent six seasons on Saturday Night Live. He's the

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<v Speaker 1>master of impersonations none other than Jay Barrel. What's going

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<v Speaker 1>on on? Can't you do? I'm good? I'm good? So

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<v Speaker 1>I was I was gonna get there me out the room. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you started doing me probably about a decade ago. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>why the fuck you bother me? I listened. They wrote it,

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<v Speaker 1>they wrote it, and I and I saw the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, man, okay, I could do that, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it was that good at first. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I was exaggerating for no reason. Right, I didn't have it.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have anything funny to say, so I had

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<v Speaker 1>to exaggerate the mannerism. And I don't know. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I always was under the impression you did not like

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<v Speaker 1>it or like me. I was like, it wasn't you.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't like the person because, like you said, because

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<v Speaker 1>the manner rhysm was so exaggerated. But I think you, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you refined it because I think, like you said, you

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<v Speaker 1>saw it in the script and it was something that,

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<v Speaker 1>like the other impersonations that we're gonna get to, you

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<v Speaker 1>probably had an opportunity to rehearse those yep over and

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<v Speaker 1>over and perfect it. And this was like last weekday.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it ia same thing with it was the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing with stephen A. Smith, Like you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have that impression at first, right, So they they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, can you do this by Saturday, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, let me see what I can do. And

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<v Speaker 1>as I kept doing it, I refined it more, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, and made it made the character

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<v Speaker 1>more lucid. But at first, nah, dog, it was just

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<v Speaker 1>it was me trying to get used to it. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you always have that ability, that ability to impersonate people?

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<v Speaker 1>And who was your first impersonation? Uh? Yes, I always

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<v Speaker 1>I've had it since I was six years old. And

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<v Speaker 1>it was Gilbert Godfrey. Okay, that was the first one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the Jewish dude with it with the crazy voice. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>It's just so I just kept doing that, and then

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<v Speaker 1>it was Forrest Gump, Sally Field. Then it was ed

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<v Speaker 1>Ed and Eddie, and then I just kept adding characters

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<v Speaker 1>to that. Did you ever do your parents? Could you?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you? Could you do your mom and your dad? Oh? Yeah, Jarry,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what my mom always talks. Jack. You gotta stop cursing.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember where you came from? My father just like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give a fuck Hills my dad. My dad is

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<v Speaker 1>so hardcore, and my mother is so like, she's so conservative.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you see her turn up, it's so charming

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like she's just she's natural with it. So

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<v Speaker 1>how long does it take you to perfect an impersonation?

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<v Speaker 1>It just depends on who it is, man. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>some people will take a month, other people will take years,

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<v Speaker 1>Like Denzel took three years, really three years because I

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<v Speaker 1>was watching My voice wasn't all the way there because

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<v Speaker 1>I you know, I was young. I'm still teenagers, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So it took it took a lot of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of vocal contorting to get that down to a t.

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<v Speaker 1>And I still feel like I'm still learning stuff about

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<v Speaker 1>Denzel that I didn't know. So when you're doing in person,

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<v Speaker 1>they sell you're doing Denzel. Are you watching movies? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you just listening to him, listening to him talking interviews?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you going about trying to perfect this? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing all of that. I'm watching him in interviews, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm watching movies. I'm looking at certain things that he's

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<v Speaker 1>doing that don't stick out. Like Denzel has this thing

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<v Speaker 1>with his lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he always he'll do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll go like that, Yeah, he'll bite his lip. He'll

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<v Speaker 1>look at you when he always looks off to the

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<v Speaker 1>left side like there's something over there, there's nothing over there.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Soboy coming in the room'd be like

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<v Speaker 1>and it'll look away. He be like, who was over there?

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<v Speaker 1>And it was nobody. That's his thing if you watch

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<v Speaker 1>Adris el but his thing is to not look at

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<v Speaker 1>the camera. Right. I was just you know, so when

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<v Speaker 1>you talk like Adris, she just like looks away. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know he looked at you like a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>maybe real, but you know he never looked at you

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<v Speaker 1>in your eyes made because he didn't have to. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>too pretty right. So let me ask your question when

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<v Speaker 1>you first did Denzel? Have you ever met Denzel? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I did, And so what did he say about the impersonation?

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<v Speaker 1>To know what he said? What do you think when

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<v Speaker 1>I saw him finally, because it was such a it

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<v Speaker 1>was such a big night for him. It was the

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<v Speaker 1>it was the god dagg it he was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>he was getting he was getting honored, right, he was

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<v Speaker 1>getting what was it called he got honored? Uh? It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't Mark Twain, it was Uh, it was two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and nine. It was celebration. I was he was. He

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<v Speaker 1>was getting in the meal with the de sensibly the

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<v Speaker 1>meal a war. I don't think it was. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it was that when it was it was another one.

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<v Speaker 1>God dagg it, I'm trying to remember it. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So twenty nineteen, it's a ceremony. Everybody's there,

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie Fox is there, all the celebrities, everybody, Mars Charlotte,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's there. I don't see him at the initial celebration,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was sad about that because it's like every

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<v Speaker 1>time I tried to walk up to him, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>he felt me and he would walk away right, And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was like, is he messing with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he messing with me? Because finally at the after party,

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<v Speaker 1>I get there and I tell the guy I said, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't meet Denzel, and he was like, just stay

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<v Speaker 1>here because he's about to walk in. He walks in,

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<v Speaker 1>he looks at him, he goes, oh, oh shit, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you owe me a lot of money, niggro you know,

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<v Speaker 1>huh yeah, I'm keeping you hot. You understand you're a

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<v Speaker 1>lot todler. And I thought too, I thought you were shut.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were like five nine five h six

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<v Speaker 1>two Wow you little told you gotta all him too?

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<v Speaker 1>Been working out? Hut you look good? And we start talking, right,

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking for like ten but let mek your question.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you talking to him? And then no, no, no no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no at that point. At that point, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too nervous. I'm like, man, this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the as he's won, the titles sexist man

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<v Speaker 1>in the world. I can't do it. I'm intimidated right now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. But I was talking to him. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>we're conversing, and then the camera dude comes and he

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<v Speaker 1>takes the flash. He flashes us. We both turn at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time, pose and go back to talking. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like the smoothest, coolest thing ever. And he sits

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<v Speaker 1>down and Chris because Chris Tucker pulls him over. Chris Tucker,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get a picture with him because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Denzel. I don't know if I'm gonna see

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<v Speaker 1>him again, you know what i mean. It's like seeing

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<v Speaker 1>Denzel is like seeing a unicornis right, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. You're barely gonna see this guy, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so I'm so pressed to get the picture. Chris

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<v Speaker 1>Tucker comes, pulls him away and has him take a

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<v Speaker 1>picture with his son, and then Denzel goes and sits

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<v Speaker 1>down and I said, Chris, I really wanted to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to Denzel to get his picture. Go over there, man,

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<v Speaker 1>he's sitting there, to go to talk to him. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>he'll take a picture with you. Man, he will. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>go take a man over there. Man, Amen, ain't that man, Amen,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't do that. Man, go ahead and take a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>I walked up to him and I said, can I

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<v Speaker 1>take a picture with you? He goes You said, can

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<v Speaker 1>you been? Can you been over? If you can been

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<v Speaker 1>down and take this picture, I'll take this picture with you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it. So I just so you see me

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<v Speaker 1>bending down uncomfortably taking a picture with Denzel as he's

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<v Speaker 1>just sitting there with the face like and I'm like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's annoyed or if he's happy,

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<v Speaker 1>But I got that damn picture. You got it. I

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<v Speaker 1>got that picture, Shannon. So all your impersonations, who's your favorite?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man? Because I mean I'm looking at the list

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<v Speaker 1>you got. Obviously Denzel, you've done, Kevin Hart, you did

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Tucker. They say you can do Will Smith, Obama, Kanye,

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie Murphy. I feel like the one I fall into

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<v Speaker 1>the most naturally is probably uh is either Eddie Murphy

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<v Speaker 1>or Will or Denzel, but I don't have a favorite one.

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<v Speaker 1>I do you do hold too? I do? Have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever been hold? Yeah? You know it's funny because every

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<v Speaker 1>time you know, Jaga sees me, he was like, yo foot,

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<v Speaker 1>what up? Fake jay Z? Yeah, I think it's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep it up. Yeah, you know, less money, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know you'll get there. You'll get there. Yeah. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's always been a nice It's everybody's always been nice.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Kanye Kanye was one of the people that

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<v Speaker 1>called me up and talked to me for twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, how can't you get your number? I

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<v Speaker 1>have no They gave it to him. They snel gave

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<v Speaker 1>it to him. They snitched on me, They gave him

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<v Speaker 1>the number. He hit me up. We talked for twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets he didn't like it. He didn't He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say he didn't like it. He said, you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate what you did. You know, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate your show. But you know, let me just

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. Let me just tell you where I came from.

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<v Speaker 1>Like both of my parents were black panthers and all

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<v Speaker 1>of this. So he's talking for twenty minutes. I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>we're cool. He gets on stage the next day Made

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<v Speaker 1>in America. He dishes me in front of fifty thousand people.

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<v Speaker 1>What he dis is me? He was like, I called

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<v Speaker 1>Jake Farrell right after the awards, like, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>every time somebody recants and tells the story, they put

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<v Speaker 1>extra emotions from you. Ye got to grow They wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to grow up. He added it like he called me

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<v Speaker 1>up and pressed me. He's like no. He just was like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate what you did, but you know you have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of influence, So I just want to give

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<v Speaker 1>you the background story of who I am. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what they gotta do. What you're doing it in personal

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it would make him make me want to

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<v Speaker 1>stop because if I know who he but it made

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do it more, it did. It made

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<v Speaker 1>me want to impersonate this man more. I said, if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing this, I made it. I thought that Shannon

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<v Speaker 1>until Pete Davison came. It's like, oh you gotta yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta go to I thought it was going the

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<v Speaker 1>impression route. It's the wife route. That's what you gotta do.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta come you gotta hit the white you know

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<v Speaker 1>he gonna you know, he's gonna snap the wife. What

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I didn't. I'm just saying it's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a lie. It happened. The man set it himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's that set him? What he called? He called Charlemagne.

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<v Speaker 1>He called Charlemagne. He was like, you're gonna allow a

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<v Speaker 1>white boy with a ten inch penis to sleep with

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<v Speaker 1>my wife? Like I was like, hey, I wouldn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have been putting that out if it's shot, because

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta if I'm trying to return, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean to return to what to a cave man?

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<v Speaker 1>He gotta wrap on that me running on. You need

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<v Speaker 1>to pad every s in there. You gonna have somebody

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get my number call me, but shading, you can

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<v Speaker 1>have my hang up, but you look, you can hang up,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can hang him. Mess with you, sh man.

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<v Speaker 1>You tossed Kanye West like some gingerbread cookies. Brother, So

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<v Speaker 1>how how okay you start? You said you're started this

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<v Speaker 1>at six years of age? Sir? How do you learn

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<v Speaker 1>to like contrt you? I mean, because I mean, after

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<v Speaker 1>you do it for so long, do you forget that

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<v Speaker 1>what your natural boys found. Like, oh man, and that

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<v Speaker 1>is a that's that's what so many people get misconstruted,

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<v Speaker 1>messed up. I never forget how I sund but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so used to doing it, so it's just it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's like Lebron. It's like Lebron playing basketball for me,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's so simple like that, So I never get caught.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never get in a Heath Ledger situation where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too in the character and then now I can't

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<v Speaker 1>escape it. I've never been one of them people, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because I feel like it's a blessing. It's a curse too,

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<v Speaker 1>but blessing to do so many because you're just so

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<v Speaker 1>used to coming in and out, you know, pause, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>coming in and out of yourself. Okay, yeah, let me so,

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<v Speaker 1>how do how do how does SNA happen? Oh man? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a I got an age in the two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand and nine shout out to Josh Pearl ICM. This

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<v Speaker 1>was like the beginning stages. ICM is now CAA. They've

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<v Speaker 1>converted changed into them. But I was on the road

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<v Speaker 1>with my sister. This is after after Charlie Murphy. Those

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<v Speaker 1>gigs were kind of like drying up right. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>He took me in a road winner when I was

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen for three years and I thought that was my SNL.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not got ahead of the plans, so I

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<v Speaker 1>hit the road two thousand and nine, me and my sister.

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<v Speaker 1>I got an agent and we put together an audition

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<v Speaker 1>tape sending in two thousand and ten. They called me

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<v Speaker 1>in and August two thousand and ten and I got

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<v Speaker 1>the job. I auditioned once I flew back to New York.

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<v Speaker 1>I think a few times. I think Lauren and the

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<v Speaker 1>team were trying to figure out if there was somebody

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<v Speaker 1>you could write for me. And Brian Tucker, who also

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<v Speaker 1>wrote for Chris Rock for the Chris Rock Show. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta say that. You know he didn't write a stand

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<v Speaker 1>up but he didn't write Chris Rock Show. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>he was the appointed writer for me and we you know, bam,

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<v Speaker 1>there it was. It's literally happened like that. And I

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<v Speaker 1>said to myself, Man, because I was working at Burlington too,

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<v Speaker 1>I said to myself, I said, man, how many coach

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<v Speaker 1>did you steal? Ido? I am. I am from the Burbs, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I am. I ain't steal anything. I can't people

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<v Speaker 1>still enough? It was a lot of They should have

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<v Speaker 1>paid me extra. No, you try to stop him, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I try to start. We had your stuff. Hey, But

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<v Speaker 1>I know it says Burlington's not fair. I understand that shame.

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<v Speaker 1>But look when the dudes. When I said, miss Lilian,

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<v Speaker 1>my manager, she literally said get them niggas. Jay, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get him, and that's when I asked I

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<v Speaker 1>booked and the dude was a crackhead. Hey. I was

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<v Speaker 1>out there circling up with him and it was another gentleman.

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<v Speaker 1>We were both we would like the rock. We were

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<v Speaker 1>looking at this like if he made any move, we

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna get him. He dropped the merchandise. Another security

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<v Speaker 1>guard came out there. The security guard was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>mister force. Yeah, and he was, you know, he older,

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<v Speaker 1>so he ain't as fast as we were. He came out,

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<v Speaker 1>dude dropped the stuff and he left. But god, dang, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>can I wait, I see we switching drinks and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It's man have Yeah. Yeah, I told all right, sir, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>say thank you for coming home. That's why I like Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I like Shannon Shannon Man. Shannon always got the brown

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<v Speaker 1>around you. You don't for you don't care. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard you say. NL is like you audition every

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<v Speaker 1>single week. It's not like you're on for the entire

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, okay, you got one of your contract. You're

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<v Speaker 1>on for the entire year. You got to go and

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<v Speaker 1>they got to like your stuff. You audition for your

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<v Speaker 1>job every week. Imagine if you why okay, imagine if

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<v Speaker 1>you had to do that. Now, imagine if you had

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<v Speaker 1>to do that when you were playing football bow every

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<v Speaker 1>week you got an audition to be on the team.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get cut every week. Right. It's just it

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<v Speaker 1>puts you in a mental state to know that, look,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever I produce, whatever I'm making, it has to be

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<v Speaker 1>good because if it's not, I'm not gonna get any burned.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. It puts you on like

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<v Speaker 1>a survivor flight mode, right, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>And that is the I think that's the narrative for

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<v Speaker 1>SNL in general. And it's so competitive. But the good

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<v Speaker 1>thing is when you do get something, you know you

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<v Speaker 1>do have moments like twenty eight reasons like what does

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<v Speaker 1>my girls say? Like uh, like twelve days of twelve

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<v Speaker 1>days of free slave, like all of these all of

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<v Speaker 1>these sketches. You come out with gold, but you got

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<v Speaker 1>to go through the fire, right, you know, And after

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<v Speaker 1>you're done with that, you can do any job in

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<v Speaker 1>the world like no other job. Is hard because I've

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<v Speaker 1>been up there and I've I've been high, I've been low,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been depressed, I've been exhilar exhilarated, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. So it's just it's just an emotional roller

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<v Speaker 1>coaster and you you have to know how to navigate it.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, me, being an introvert is really hard, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an introvert. Yes, Like, of course I perform. I

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<v Speaker 1>did theater, I grew up doing theater and all of that.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I'm on the stage performing, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>job to do. Once I get off, I am. I

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<v Speaker 1>am literate like this, That's what I tell people. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the most outgoing introvert you're gonna meet work, Yeah, I really? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What you so extra? When you have to be you

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<v Speaker 1>get yup? There has to be meaning behind it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. You don't just go. You ain't just in

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<v Speaker 1>the club turning up none of that. I had an

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<v Speaker 1>ex told me that. She said, yeah, man, he was

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<v Speaker 1>He's so funny. Yeah, he said. She said, I was

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for a year and a half, two years, and

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<v Speaker 1>I never saw what you got to see. That's oh

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't. She ain't have enough, she ain't had what

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<v Speaker 1>it was to bring it out of you. I just

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'm just I mean, it's just something about

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<v Speaker 1>like I understand who I who? I need to be

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<v Speaker 1>got you going to get skip? And when I'm home,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm quiet. I'm watching TV but no sound,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm eating, playing stuff. And so he didn't get that outgoing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, I don't know. I'm just just really never

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<v Speaker 1>opened up. I'm not. I just I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I needed to have like And then we went

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<v Speaker 1>to an event and I had a couple of my

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<v Speaker 1>homeboys that I played with and that I knew, and

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<v Speaker 1>she says, why can't you be like that around me?

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<v Speaker 1>And I just I don't and I couldn't explain it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just I mean, but you comfortable with who are

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<v Speaker 1>you comfortable with? Yeah? I no, no, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean beside it was a couple of other things. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a couple of other things. I missed that up.

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<v Speaker 1>But so it hasn't fumbled the COUCHI bag Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just life, man. You live, you learn, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you turn it to a beast. Got dagged? Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean a big twenty twenty three gonna be big

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I got I got got some stuff, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>coming down the pipeline. It's gonna be great for me.

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<v Speaker 1>But let me so the pressure of knowing I've got

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<v Speaker 1>to perform every single Saturday. So how much time Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you say you had a rider that so he's writing,

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<v Speaker 1>So how much time are you getting an opportunity to

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<v Speaker 1>spend doing trying to perfect the skit to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>it's perfect. Well you get uh, well, I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>like this. Thursday, Thursday's rehearsal, Wednesday's read through. Tuesday is uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday is writing night. Monday you're pitching ideas. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>you get to rehearse it on Thursday and Friday. If

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<v Speaker 1>your skip gets through probably about six times, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you do it, uh one, two, three, you do it

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<v Speaker 1>three more times on Saturday. Right, you do you do rehearsal,

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<v Speaker 1>you do dress rehearsal, and then you do the actual show. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know when they cutting stuff up until they're cutting

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<v Speaker 1>stuff up until air, like something can make it through

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<v Speaker 1>dress rehearsal and it might make necessarily be on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>What yeah, Oho, man, you've been tim I've been practicing

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<v Speaker 1>all this and y'all gonna talk about this. Ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>make it. They'll take it away. Now we gotta fight

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<v Speaker 1>and you y'all got me no choice. I've been this.

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<v Speaker 1>There be your backstage that is so southern. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta fight now, ya. I don't came to do

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<v Speaker 1>all this and we don't pray you say, we got

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<v Speaker 1>all these rehearsals and dress rehearsal and run through and

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<v Speaker 1>then we like, I don't called the homies. Hey you boy,

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<v Speaker 1>got this skipt yep, and they're gonna tell about eight

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<v Speaker 1>your grandmother you're trying to smash And then you're like

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<v Speaker 1>what you mean? Yeah, you just and you gotta you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta hold that. There's nothing you can do and you

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta go up on the stage and have a

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<v Speaker 1>smile at the end of the night. They want you

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<v Speaker 1>to do. After they cut you, after they after they

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<v Speaker 1>cut you fifty times, stab you fifty times, you're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there bleeding, your shirt red. You had you had a

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<v Speaker 1>fresh white suit on a whole ship. Then turn Burgundy.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know what I mean? You the sugar knighted

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<v Speaker 1>your whole shit up right, and now you gotta sit

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<v Speaker 1>out there and smile to the folks and just wave

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<v Speaker 1>like everything is all right. Right. It's a it's an

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<v Speaker 1>emotional roller coaster, and it's a balance you have to

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta be able to balance. And I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up a lot. It just grew up a

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<v Speaker 1>lot there because I didn't know. I'm a sheltered kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go to him and like, bro, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>what happened? I mean you you just stay with fold.

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<v Speaker 1>You said it was a goal, it was good to go,

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<v Speaker 1>and then right before I'm getting ready to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>you say, We're not a goal? So how did that

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<v Speaker 1>mess with you? Mentally? There were a lot of There

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<v Speaker 1>were a lot of dark, dark Saturday nights, swim stuff

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get on however, being able to do stand up.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go up the next day and I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>on stage and do material and kill so I feel

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<v Speaker 1>better about myself. Right, So there was always there was

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<v Speaker 1>You always have something to fall back up, always had

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<v Speaker 1>something to revert to go back to and make me

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<v Speaker 1>make me feel like an artist again with worth because

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<v Speaker 1>god day they would Jay chop you. They chop you

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<v Speaker 1>down right. I had Man twenty two going in there.

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<v Speaker 1>My swag was, I'm saying because it was I okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I would kill but I wouldn't know what I was doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I just do it what I mean, and I would

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<v Speaker 1>just be a part of it because I was so

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<v Speaker 1>used to doing it in a stand up so I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, all right, if a bit kills, it kills Like. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>if you ain't on, it's like, wow, well do they

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<v Speaker 1>love me? You ain't got no tweets this week? You

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<v Speaker 1>just had and you were just trending on Twitter last

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<v Speaker 1>week for a sketch that you did that you were on,

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<v Speaker 1>You were on air for two minutes for, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the next week there's just nothing at all. You might

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<v Speaker 1>have a few tweets that say, hey, where the hell

0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:04.200
<v Speaker 1>is Jay Farrell at? You know it messed with me,

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<v Speaker 1>but it I'm telling you, it grew me up. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>It matured me so much as they say the South.

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<v Speaker 1>It matured me. Yeah. It didn't make you better at

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<v Speaker 1>stand up, didn't make absolutely because I knew how to

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<v Speaker 1>I knew how to take a subject, and I knew

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<v Speaker 1>how to write about it quicker. I knew how to

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<v Speaker 1>pump out material easier. I knew how to I knew

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<v Speaker 1>how to control the crowd. I knew how to control

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<v Speaker 1>the crowd already, but do it in a different at

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<v Speaker 1>a different level, right after you get up there. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>So I got I did get better because I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted that good when I first, when I first started,

0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:38.840
<v Speaker 1>was your goal always to be on Saturday Night Live?

0:21:38.880 --> 0:21:40.600
<v Speaker 1>With that ever a goal of yours. It was always

0:21:40.640 --> 0:21:42.359
<v Speaker 1>a goal. But I just never knew how to get

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<v Speaker 1>there right. I was always one of them people that said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how this is gonna happen, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna happen, right, And somehow it would happen right. I said, Man,

0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be I'm gonna be on Saturday Night Live.

0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:55.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know what strings I gotta pull.

0:21:55.040 --> 0:21:56.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who I need to talk. But I

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<v Speaker 1>know if I put it out there and I believe

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<v Speaker 1>in it enough, putting faith in it, and with my

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<v Speaker 1>belief and with my me being so close to God,

0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:07.680
<v Speaker 1>I know what's gonna happen. And it did that You

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be on the SNL. Was that because you're

0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:11.840
<v Speaker 1>from because you know Rock was on it, and you

0:22:11.880 --> 0:22:13.880
<v Speaker 1>see Adam Sandler, you see a lot of guys stayed

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<v Speaker 1>from the Jersey area. So you see a lot of

0:22:15.520 --> 0:22:20.200
<v Speaker 1>comedians that's originally from that area, that area do Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>Night Live. I don't, I haven't heard. I can't honestly

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<v Speaker 1>say that I've heard a lot of comedians outside of

0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:28.040
<v Speaker 1>that area. There's not I mean there's I mean a

0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:31.080
<v Speaker 1>few of the other ones make it. It's mostly New Jersey,

0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:34.160
<v Speaker 1>New York comedians, people from the North. It's people from

0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles that go to Second City. There's people that

0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:40.679
<v Speaker 1>do UCB. There's people that do what is the other one?

0:22:40.760 --> 0:22:42.959
<v Speaker 1>The groundlings in Chicago, you know what I mean. They

0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:45.800
<v Speaker 1>even claim me in Chicago, like he's from Chicago. I

0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:49.040
<v Speaker 1>was like, I ain't never seen this ship. I can

0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:52.800
<v Speaker 1>never tell nobody else. I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not.

0:22:53.040 --> 0:22:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not from here. So to make it from Virginia

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<v Speaker 1>on a show like that, to get there, to get

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<v Speaker 1>yours out of the South, which is a crab bucket feeling,

0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:05.719
<v Speaker 1>you know what it is? Yeah? Yeah, everybody, even when

0:23:05.760 --> 0:23:08.560
<v Speaker 1>you get some success. There's people that's gossiping why he

0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:10.879
<v Speaker 1>got that? Why I ain't got you know what it is?

0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:13.560
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make sense. I mean. But the thing that

0:23:13.640 --> 0:23:17.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand is that normally it's like, why would

0:23:17.440 --> 0:23:20.480
<v Speaker 1>someone that has more than you be jealous of you?

0:23:20.760 --> 0:23:23.440
<v Speaker 1>That's that's what I run into. Guys that have more

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<v Speaker 1>than me. You know, guys will say, well, he's done

0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:28.000
<v Speaker 1>and he can't dress, and this podcast is terrible, and

0:23:28.160 --> 0:23:30.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, he cheap and he broke. Okay, if I'm

0:23:30.640 --> 0:23:33.280
<v Speaker 1>all those things, why you care you not date me?

0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Exactly exactly. I think it's a I see myself in

0:23:37.640 --> 0:23:40.399
<v Speaker 1>your position. I bet you I could do better than them.

0:23:40.800 --> 0:23:43.600
<v Speaker 1>They have that, but they don't know if they did.

0:23:43.680 --> 0:23:46.359
<v Speaker 1>Put the shoes on their motherfucker. They break the ankles,

0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:49.440
<v Speaker 1>they fall, scrape the knee, bust the lip, all of that.

0:23:50.040 --> 0:23:53.639
<v Speaker 1>But because it's not it's always somebody looking from the outside,

0:23:53.800 --> 0:23:57.159
<v Speaker 1>never knowing all of the constituents of everything inside. And man,

0:23:57.280 --> 0:23:59.399
<v Speaker 1>you you know what it is. You gotta heart, you

0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:02.080
<v Speaker 1>gotta have you gotta have knowledge every day, you gotta

0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:05.080
<v Speaker 1>stay on topic. Yes, you have to have a you

0:24:05.240 --> 0:24:08.680
<v Speaker 1>have to have a general knowledge about a broad range

0:24:08.720 --> 0:24:12.159
<v Speaker 1>of things. Absolutely. I mean you it's you know what,

0:24:12.320 --> 0:24:16.880
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like I guess it's like being playing jeopardy. Yeah,

0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:18.480
<v Speaker 1>you can be good at but if you're just good

0:24:18.520 --> 0:24:21.159
<v Speaker 1>in one area, you're not gonna be good at jeopardy.

0:24:21.400 --> 0:24:23.520
<v Speaker 1>You have to have a knowledge, a general knowledge of

0:24:23.560 --> 0:24:25.440
<v Speaker 1>a lot of different topics. Absolutely. And you know, we're

0:24:25.440 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna talk about football, talking about basketball, We're gonna talk

0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:29.919
<v Speaker 1>about you know a lot of different things, social issues

0:24:30.280 --> 0:24:32.000
<v Speaker 1>and so yeah, and so you have to have a

0:24:32.080 --> 0:24:34.760
<v Speaker 1>general knowledge. And for somebody to so for somebody to

0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:38.080
<v Speaker 1>say that that you that you're incompetent, that makes no

0:24:38.200 --> 0:24:40.600
<v Speaker 1>sense to me. But but but here's the thing. What

0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I've noticed aby people that will say things like that,

0:24:43.040 --> 0:24:45.439
<v Speaker 1>those are the people that's not spend one time, one minute,

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:49.040
<v Speaker 1>one hour in your presence. Absolutely. They've never gone to lunch,

0:24:49.160 --> 0:24:51.119
<v Speaker 1>they've never been in your presence, they've never been in

0:24:51.200 --> 0:24:53.760
<v Speaker 1>your home. They don't know anything about you. But then

0:24:53.840 --> 0:24:56.159
<v Speaker 1>they get together and one saying something though, because this

0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:57.280
<v Speaker 1>is how I am. I don't know, if you like

0:24:57.359 --> 0:24:59.720
<v Speaker 1>to tell me, if you're like this, if somebody is

0:24:59.720 --> 0:25:02.920
<v Speaker 1>taught about somebody, now, I don't really know that said person,

0:25:03.200 --> 0:25:05.159
<v Speaker 1>or if I do know that person, I haven't had

0:25:05.200 --> 0:25:07.640
<v Speaker 1>the interacting that you've had, right, So I got nothing

0:25:07.640 --> 0:25:09.639
<v Speaker 1>to add to that conversation. So I'm over here like

0:25:09.720 --> 0:25:12.320
<v Speaker 1>this here, I'm not gonna just say yeah, yeah, you're right.

0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:15.480
<v Speaker 1>He liked it because I don't know, I don't know you.

0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:19.240
<v Speaker 1>You're judging off of your experience, right, not everybody. It's

0:25:19.280 --> 0:25:23.320
<v Speaker 1>that experience is not ubiquitous. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, I am

0:25:23.440 --> 0:25:25.200
<v Speaker 1>like that. I am like that, and I don't like

0:25:25.320 --> 0:25:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, people are like, okay, I'll tell you this.

0:25:28.240 --> 0:25:30.080
<v Speaker 1>And this made me stop talking to this one draw

0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:34.840
<v Speaker 1>one girl I was in uh, I was in I

0:25:34.960 --> 0:25:39.280
<v Speaker 1>was in Greece, right, and she was cool when she

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:42.200
<v Speaker 1>was from this is our first trip out whatever, first

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:44.960
<v Speaker 1>trip out. But we go to the beach. She looks around.

0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:47.440
<v Speaker 1>She was like, we're better than everybody here. I was like, whoa,

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:49.880
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean? Like you don't even know them?

0:25:50.320 --> 0:25:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Why are you saying that? You know what I mean?

0:25:52.080 --> 0:25:54.159
<v Speaker 1>Even when we're in the back of the car and

0:25:54.320 --> 0:25:57.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, I think the you know how the seat

0:25:57.280 --> 0:26:00.200
<v Speaker 1>belt thing goes on whatever and the uber dry, it

0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:02.680
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, it's cool. Just he said, just take

0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:04.760
<v Speaker 1>the seatbelt and put it behind you or whatever. She

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:06.920
<v Speaker 1>had already done that. She was like, ha ha, I'm

0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:10.480
<v Speaker 1>smarter than you. I was like, Okay, this shit ain't

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:17.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna work. Yeah I'm smash, but it ain't. Yeah, I

0:26:17.200 --> 0:26:19.960
<v Speaker 1>am gonna hit. But I hate people like that. It's

0:26:20.000 --> 0:26:24.440
<v Speaker 1>just like, why how could you? You don't know, right,

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:27.639
<v Speaker 1>you don't. You don't know the environment and the fact that,

0:26:28.000 --> 0:26:33.159
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, the self righteousness, the the entitlement, the

0:26:33.840 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 1>the the just it's just yuck. It's just a yuck feeling.

0:26:39.200 --> 0:26:42.000
<v Speaker 1>I hate being around. I love people that are always

0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:46.280
<v Speaker 1>positive ye, not talking about negatively. There's twenty four hours

0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:48.399
<v Speaker 1>of the day. I got twelve hours of mind my business,

0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:51.119
<v Speaker 1>twelve hours to league stay out of your business. I'm booked.

0:26:51.160 --> 0:26:53.720
<v Speaker 1>And what did Dezel say? Sharon Dezel was like, it

0:26:53.880 --> 0:26:58.960
<v Speaker 1>was like it was like small minded person talks about everybody. Yeah,

0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:01.720
<v Speaker 1>he's like a good mind the person talks about events, things,

0:27:02.400 --> 0:27:05.720
<v Speaker 1>and a great mind talks about concepts and figuring things out.

0:27:06.480 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 1>You gotta figure out which one you are. Yeah, because

0:27:10.200 --> 0:27:13.440
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people is simple. Shannon's simple, right, simple.

0:27:13.480 --> 0:27:17.120
<v Speaker 1>They don't talk about ship. True, that is very true.

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 1>But my thing is. You know what my thing is

0:27:20.560 --> 0:27:22.640
<v Speaker 1>not that can prevent people from talking behind my back,

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:26.000
<v Speaker 1>is to keep them from smiling to my face. Oh

0:27:26.320 --> 0:27:30.160
<v Speaker 1>I got you, I got you. Just keep keep talking.

0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:32.399
<v Speaker 1>If you like that, put it out. Let me know,

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:36.160
<v Speaker 1>so I know which thieves are in the temple. So y'all,

0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:40.119
<v Speaker 1>I know, stop talking about Shammon. Hey you know that movie.

0:27:40.320 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 1>I know what you did last summer. Yeah, I know

0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:50.040
<v Speaker 1>what you're saying. SATs I'm surprised, put up. But Shannon,

0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:52.920
<v Speaker 1>you dude, you're six year six five six six. No,

0:27:53.040 --> 0:27:55.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm only six two two fifty. You're six two six

0:27:56.359 --> 0:28:00.200
<v Speaker 1>six five. Okay, state to myself, Okay, yep, I don't

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:02.760
<v Speaker 1>bother nobody. I ain't in nobody's business. Yep. You don't

0:28:02.760 --> 0:28:04.320
<v Speaker 1>see me at the club. You don't see me at

0:28:04.359 --> 0:28:06.320
<v Speaker 1>no club. I'm not at this club this week, this

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:08.480
<v Speaker 1>club next week. You don't see me with a hold

0:28:08.640 --> 0:28:10.720
<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch of women. I'm to myself. You know,

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:12.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't mind nobody. I didn't know nobody's business, you know,

0:28:12.960 --> 0:28:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Paul Pierson shout out to I'm I'm a very private person.

0:28:18.760 --> 0:28:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Me too, and so, and I like I like my privacy, yep.

0:28:22.840 --> 0:28:25.119
<v Speaker 1>But I think that's that's part of it, is that

0:28:25.240 --> 0:28:28.040
<v Speaker 1>when people don't know what you're doing, they speculate and

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:30.440
<v Speaker 1>they talk. Can I ask you a question, you feel like,

0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 1>do you feel like with social media and every the

0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:40.920
<v Speaker 1>abundance of people showing everything in life, do you think

0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 1>the novelty of that is like has worn off? And

0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 1>privacy is the key because like you are, I'm the

0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:49.520
<v Speaker 1>same way. I don't feel like I have to give

0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>everything to everybody, right. I don't feel like I have

0:28:51.800 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 1>to tell you exactly where I'm at all the fucking time,

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:57.560
<v Speaker 1>because this is my life and if I can't keep

0:28:57.680 --> 0:29:00.520
<v Speaker 1>this to myself, then you'll have everything. And I don't

0:29:00.560 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 1>feel like you deserve everything because you don't even know me.

0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't see y'all hate. I think they do.

0:29:08.440 --> 0:29:12.280
<v Speaker 1>They do. I think the biggest thing is what I've learned.

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:17.040
<v Speaker 1>People will mess up. If they think you have something good,

0:29:17.280 --> 0:29:19.360
<v Speaker 1>they'll try to mess it up for you, whatever it

0:29:19.520 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 1>is positive, if you got a new girlfriend or I'm

0:29:22.000 --> 0:29:24.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna try I'm gonna try to say something bad about it,

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:26.840
<v Speaker 1>or if you got something going on good, they're gonna

0:29:26.840 --> 0:29:29.160
<v Speaker 1>try to mess it up. Why you got something good

0:29:29.240 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 1>going on? Why you care? Absolutely? What jay Z say,

0:29:32.920 --> 0:29:35.800
<v Speaker 1>which what you eat don't make me shit? Yes, yeah,

0:29:36.600 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 1>my work, my work, my success has nothing. It is

0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:43.240
<v Speaker 1>not contingent or yours has nothing to do. It's like

0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 1>my blinders are on. I'm a horse in my own lane.

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm racing me. I'm not racing against you. I

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 1>don't care what you're doing. I'm trying to outdo myself. Right,

0:29:52.960 --> 0:29:55.280
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like, right if I make a little money,

0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:58.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not taking money from you, exactly. There's enough money

0:29:58.080 --> 0:29:59.960
<v Speaker 1>out there for us to go around. I'm not trying

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:01.720
<v Speaker 1>to eat off yo plate. But why are you trying

0:30:01.720 --> 0:30:03.600
<v Speaker 1>to stop me from eating if I'm not eating off

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 1>your plate? Exactly? That's just that's just if we got

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:09.400
<v Speaker 1>to get out of the mentality. So let me ask

0:30:09.400 --> 0:30:12.360
<v Speaker 1>your question. You're on SNL, who were some of your

0:30:12.400 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 1>favorite guests, Like, man, I get many gonna be on,

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:17.200
<v Speaker 1>he be, He's gonna be on Man, I can't wait.

0:30:17.400 --> 0:30:19.720
<v Speaker 1>I'll let you know. And this is in gen Z.

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:21.840
<v Speaker 1>This is the hell out of this man. But he's

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 1>the goat Drake when Drake was gen Z. This is

0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:27.720
<v Speaker 1>the hell out of Drake. They called him. They they

0:30:27.840 --> 0:30:30.360
<v Speaker 1>booed him out of Frank. They thought Frank Ocean was

0:30:30.400 --> 0:30:33.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna come out. Drake came out. They booed him. That's

0:30:33.200 --> 0:30:35.480
<v Speaker 1>all I swear, bro, I swear I only meant the

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:38.040
<v Speaker 1>man one time. The man show me much and the

0:30:38.080 --> 0:30:42.440
<v Speaker 1>man even called me on bro the man I was in.

0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm in London, right, I'm in London. Well before I

0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:46.800
<v Speaker 1>even get into this, So okay, let me talk about

0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:51.200
<v Speaker 1>my favorite guests besides Drake, Carrie, Carrie Washington. Okay, that one.

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:53.800
<v Speaker 1>I think that was a redeeming episode for me anyway,

0:30:53.920 --> 0:30:57.280
<v Speaker 1>one of my best comparatively over my SNL career. Okay,

0:30:58.440 --> 0:31:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Also when who who else came on and I was like,

0:31:01.520 --> 0:31:06.239
<v Speaker 1>damn Son, this is gonna be crazy. Uh, There's been

0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:10.320
<v Speaker 1>so many hosts, but Maya Rudolph always amazing. She was dope.

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Jason Siegel, he was one of my favorite to watch,

0:31:13.960 --> 0:31:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Like it was like he was a lost SNL cast member.

0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 1>He knew like a theater kid. He was down for everything.

0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 1>He just fully committed, he went there. I loved him. Also,

0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Woody Harrelson. Woody Harlson, that knocked my socks off. And

0:31:29.160 --> 0:31:32.880
<v Speaker 1>when I saw Sam Rockwell walk in with Vince Vaughan.

0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:36.960
<v Speaker 1>I love Vince Vaughan, but saying Rockwell is my favorite actor.

0:31:37.120 --> 0:31:38.840
<v Speaker 1>He didn't host, but I was like, you need to

0:31:39.000 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 1>because he is so talented. Do you see Graymond? Oh

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 1>my gosh, oh yeah, loud Bill like the way that

0:31:46.120 --> 0:31:54.640
<v Speaker 1>he makes you well. He had not gonna be good

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:59.160
<v Speaker 1>when he had to move pack in his mouthfielder, officer,

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:01.120
<v Speaker 1>it was like this, he busted it in his face.

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit. It was so disrespectful, but it was so funny. Man.

0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:08.720
<v Speaker 1>So back to Drake sip Man when I was in

0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:11.440
<v Speaker 1>there that we skip back when I was in England

0:32:11.960 --> 0:32:14.480
<v Speaker 1>right just on some fluke shit. I just went out

0:32:14.560 --> 0:32:19.200
<v Speaker 1>there twenty fourteen just to like ship whatever. Me and

0:32:19.280 --> 0:32:25.120
<v Speaker 1>my homeboys ran into this promoter on the street. Promoter says, yo, man,

0:32:25.360 --> 0:32:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm well connected in America and my friend is DJ

0:32:29.160 --> 0:32:31.360
<v Speaker 1>who Kid. I said, your friend is DJ who Kid?

0:32:31.520 --> 0:32:33.920
<v Speaker 1>He said yeah. I said, do you know somebody named

0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Jay Farrell? He said, yeah, the dude it does all

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:39.280
<v Speaker 1>the voices. I said yes, he said yeah. I said hey.

0:32:39.640 --> 0:32:42.800
<v Speaker 1>He said, oh shit, man, what you're doing in So

0:32:42.920 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 1>he invites me to the He invited me to this

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:48.120
<v Speaker 1>club Circus Circus Day so Will. I think that's the

0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:51.920
<v Speaker 1>name of it in London, and Drake and Rihanna were there. Wow.

0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:54.880
<v Speaker 1>I walk in. Drake looks at me, Oh my god, dude,

0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:56.960
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck are you doing here? Bro? Like, Yo,

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 1>you aren't you like working this week? Rihanna looks at me,

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, like, aren't you guys late working? Like

0:33:02.520 --> 0:33:04.720
<v Speaker 1>what's happening? Like what are you doing here? I was like,

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm on vacation. Drake flew me both my homeboys out

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:11.360
<v Speaker 1>to Manchester the next day. He was like, yo, what

0:33:11.440 --> 0:33:13.800
<v Speaker 1>you're doing. What you're doing tomorrow? I said, I'm just

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:16.480
<v Speaker 1>chilling in London. He said, you're coming to Manchester. I

0:33:16.600 --> 0:33:19.200
<v Speaker 1>said for what? He was, I have a show. I

0:33:19.360 --> 0:33:21.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, okay, yes, I'm there. I guess I'm

0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:25.320
<v Speaker 1>going to Manchester. Man got me a tour bus full

0:33:25.400 --> 0:33:29.000
<v Speaker 1>of girls, got us hotel rooms. We had a great

0:33:29.040 --> 0:33:32.840
<v Speaker 1>time a man. No, I didn't smash. I didn't smash

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 1>nobody I was. I was a little uh. I don't

0:33:36.080 --> 0:33:37.680
<v Speaker 1>know what happened at night. The when I wanted I

0:33:37.760 --> 0:33:40.320
<v Speaker 1>eventually smashed. You know you got your eye on one, yeah, yeah,

0:33:40.520 --> 0:33:42.680
<v Speaker 1>and that's and it's like it's like, all right, it

0:33:42.720 --> 0:33:45.160
<v Speaker 1>don't work out that night, but when it finally do,

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:53.120
<v Speaker 1>it's explosive. Hallelujah. N you know, when you get all

0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:58.760
<v Speaker 1>that pup, get all that explosive and you'll get own

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:02.880
<v Speaker 1>and own and what might make it head blow off? Yeah? Yeah,

0:34:03.440 --> 0:34:06.320
<v Speaker 1>So we finally we finally took care of that. Six

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:09.040
<v Speaker 1>years after that, during the pandemic. It was, it was,

0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 1>it was fun. I got a mid Shannon, I had

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 1>a that was London is a great, great place to visit.

0:34:15.080 --> 0:34:17.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean I recommend London, yes, sir, Oh my god,

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 1>I do. Relationship wise I don't, but visiting, hell, yes,

0:34:22.560 --> 0:34:24.960
<v Speaker 1>have at it. You did scat on this. And now

0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:28.440
<v Speaker 1>about Donald Trump, how was he? How was he ever? Ever?

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 1>As a person personally to me? He wasn't. He was

0:34:34.200 --> 0:34:36.680
<v Speaker 1>nice to me, right, you know, but I know he

0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:39.400
<v Speaker 1>knows how to play the game and play the room, right,

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:42.759
<v Speaker 1>you know, so he it was It was absolutely it

0:34:42.920 --> 0:34:46.399
<v Speaker 1>was cool to me. Didn't say anything disparaging. He said,

0:34:46.440 --> 0:34:50.839
<v Speaker 1>phenomenal talent. You're phenomenal talent. Great guy, great guy. Phenomenal guy.

0:34:52.040 --> 0:34:54.879
<v Speaker 1>That's about all I know. But a great guy, phenomenal guy,

0:34:54.960 --> 0:34:56.719
<v Speaker 1>and I was just like, Okay, cool, that's what's up.

0:34:56.880 --> 0:35:00.520
<v Speaker 1>He nothing else to me. But I know he to

0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:03.520
<v Speaker 1>the public, to the general, the general populace, he'd be

0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:06.120
<v Speaker 1>going off. But he was cool to me. Man, Right,

0:35:06.239 --> 0:35:08.640
<v Speaker 1>I didn't say, I mean not like I said. Of course,

0:35:08.719 --> 0:35:12.960
<v Speaker 1>his rhetoric and everything that he stands for whatever, But

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:16.040
<v Speaker 1>for that moment, he's a gregarious fellow. Right. He knows

0:35:16.080 --> 0:35:17.399
<v Speaker 1>how to play. He knows how to play a room,

0:35:17.400 --> 0:35:18.799
<v Speaker 1>he knows how to play the game. He knows how

0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:21.719
<v Speaker 1>to play. He's smarter than your thing. Oh yeah, and

0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:23.440
<v Speaker 1>you gotta be. I mean, you have to have a

0:35:23.560 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 1>certain level of intelligence to be able to be a businessman, right,

0:35:27.760 --> 0:35:29.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, because you know you're not gonna be dumb

0:35:29.680 --> 0:35:31.719
<v Speaker 1>making a lot of money, right, I mean, you know

0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:35.000
<v Speaker 1>if you do, eventually, it's gonna all go away. You

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:36.799
<v Speaker 1>gotta be you gotta be able to play the game.

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Because he convinced a whole lot of people to vote

0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:43.560
<v Speaker 1>for absolutely going to Well, you know what what I've

0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:46.600
<v Speaker 1>learned through my life in my fifty four years of living,

0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:51.520
<v Speaker 1>people are easily food. Yeah, easily food. Oh yeah, I know.

0:35:51.800 --> 0:35:53.600
<v Speaker 1>I put a damn clip up on my page with

0:35:53.719 --> 0:35:55.359
<v Speaker 1>a deep fake, and they thought I was a nigga

0:35:55.440 --> 0:36:00.239
<v Speaker 1>singing that's not me, that's not me singing the guy.

0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:02.960
<v Speaker 1>It was like a clip from twenty thirteen and dude,

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:04.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you saw it, but it was

0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:07.520
<v Speaker 1>a dude singing this h hallelujah and it was this

0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:10.439
<v Speaker 1>English dude named Jay Starr, my homeboy. Put my face

0:36:10.560 --> 0:36:12.920
<v Speaker 1>up there. That ship went viral. Everybody was like, I

0:36:13.040 --> 0:36:15.000
<v Speaker 1>remember when Jay was up there. I was. I was like, no,

0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:17.239
<v Speaker 1>you don't because it wasn't me, right, like that was

0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:20.200
<v Speaker 1>that was a fake. That was somebody else. So people

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:23.160
<v Speaker 1>are You're like, you're saying they're easily fool, deep fake

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:26.799
<v Speaker 1>swaps whatever. And then even when you tell them, even

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:28.880
<v Speaker 1>when you lie to the face and tell you they

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:30.920
<v Speaker 1>tell you they lie, They're like, oh, okay, cool, they

0:36:30.960 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 1>don't they don't give us. They don't care. So why

0:36:33.760 --> 0:36:37.520
<v Speaker 1>snitches in everything or so hot? These days there's nobody cares.

0:36:37.560 --> 0:36:42.000
<v Speaker 1>That's why Takashki still has a career right now, Wow, Kanye,

0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:46.719
<v Speaker 1>you think Kanye should rump a bredent? I mean at

0:36:46.760 --> 0:36:50.320
<v Speaker 1>this point anybody could. Yeah. I think you have a

0:36:50.400 --> 0:36:53.839
<v Speaker 1>better chance of winning than Kanye does because You're more

0:36:53.960 --> 0:37:00.480
<v Speaker 1>likable than and what would what would jay Z say? Kanye,

0:37:02.280 --> 0:37:06.439
<v Speaker 1>you know this is not to the most well thought

0:37:06.480 --> 0:37:10.360
<v Speaker 1>out plan you've had. You know, I feel like you should,

0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:13.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, fall back, you know, maybe be a governor first,

0:37:13.800 --> 0:37:16.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, the Schwartzenegger out. You know, you you're kind

0:37:16.920 --> 0:37:20.800
<v Speaker 1>of extremely going to the top. But you know, because

0:37:20.840 --> 0:37:27.640
<v Speaker 1>I should be president. I think Hope with town. Have

0:37:28.080 --> 0:37:30.600
<v Speaker 1>you ever met Hope? You met Hope? You said? He

0:37:30.640 --> 0:37:33.120
<v Speaker 1>said he was like, it calls me fake jays, that's

0:37:33.120 --> 0:37:35.319
<v Speaker 1>what he does. But the one thing I will say,

0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:37.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't really know him. I know a lot of

0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:39.520
<v Speaker 1>people that do know him. Have you never metal No,

0:37:39.800 --> 0:37:42.439
<v Speaker 1>I've never met him. I hope to meet him, that's

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:44.320
<v Speaker 1>you know. I hope to meet him. I hope to

0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:46.239
<v Speaker 1>meet Davis. I used to work out with a Damsel's

0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 1>son when he was at more House. He trained with

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:50.719
<v Speaker 1>the same trainer that I was training with. And I

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:52.400
<v Speaker 1>just like guys that have a lot. I mean to

0:37:52.520 --> 0:37:55.839
<v Speaker 1>see what jay Z became and where he came from,

0:37:56.239 --> 0:37:58.080
<v Speaker 1>to see where he is now sitting on top of

0:37:58.160 --> 0:38:01.839
<v Speaker 1>the mountain and now even in powering black folks. Yeah, man,

0:38:02.040 --> 0:38:04.920
<v Speaker 1>financial literacy right, and like going back to the Marcy

0:38:05.040 --> 0:38:08.279
<v Speaker 1>projects and setting up plans where folks will understand how

0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:10.239
<v Speaker 1>to make money themselves so they can get out of

0:38:10.320 --> 0:38:12.680
<v Speaker 1>this situation. Right, But he's trying to teach, he's trying

0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:15.200
<v Speaker 1>to give the game. Yes, yes, you know they say

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:17.920
<v Speaker 1>the game is sold, not told. But you know when

0:38:17.960 --> 0:38:20.719
<v Speaker 1>you have, when you when you're sold already. I mean,

0:38:20.840 --> 0:38:22.759
<v Speaker 1>what is it to tell somebody something? You know what

0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:25.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean? I do the same thing with uh, with

0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:27.560
<v Speaker 1>my friends coming up in comedy, like if they don't know,

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:30.840
<v Speaker 1>they don't know door deals and things of that sort,

0:38:31.120 --> 0:38:34.839
<v Speaker 1>percentages certain percentages to take from the door. Like they're like, oh,

0:38:34.920 --> 0:38:36.960
<v Speaker 1>thanks for the info. I'm like, yeah, but somebody gave

0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:38.759
<v Speaker 1>that to me, right, like Ralph, he may put me

0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:41.239
<v Speaker 1>on it, right, you know, So you take it and

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:44.840
<v Speaker 1>you just pass it down and eventually everybody, everybody is,

0:38:45.000 --> 0:38:48.080
<v Speaker 1>everybody's literate and everybody knows, and then then you know,

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:54.200
<v Speaker 1>shit just evolved. Yeah for sure. Dave Chappelle, Yeah, I

0:38:54.600 --> 0:39:00.239
<v Speaker 1>love Dave Chappelle. Level that he did about a month

0:39:00.280 --> 0:39:03.879
<v Speaker 1>ago might have been the greatest SML monologue that I've seen.

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:08.640
<v Speaker 1>I agree with you, that shit the way the way

0:39:09.160 --> 0:39:11.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean he thought. You know, Covid has probably pulled

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:16.719
<v Speaker 1>out his notes, the way he disarms the crowd, and

0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:20.800
<v Speaker 1>then he goes and he's systematically just stepped by step,

0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:23.640
<v Speaker 1>step by step, and he's saying it in such a

0:39:23.719 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 1>way it's funny, but it's true. Ah man, the way

0:39:28.640 --> 0:39:31.920
<v Speaker 1>he the way, the way he can tell a story

0:39:32.440 --> 0:39:36.520
<v Speaker 1>with his words. Yeah, it's like a great writer writing.

0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:41.399
<v Speaker 1>And to add to that, sometimes Chappelle is so good

0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:44.239
<v Speaker 1>he can write, He can make up shit and make

0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:47.239
<v Speaker 1>it seem real. Yes, Like, I don't know if you've

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:51.239
<v Speaker 1>ever seen a bit he did about public transportation. The

0:39:51.360 --> 0:39:54.360
<v Speaker 1>homeless dude held up the homeless dude held up the

0:39:54.400 --> 0:39:59.200
<v Speaker 1>bust by jerking off. It's like it was. He was like,

0:39:59.520 --> 0:40:02.000
<v Speaker 1>because I'm scared of public transportation. I was on the bus,

0:40:02.080 --> 0:40:05.719
<v Speaker 1>I was held hostage. He's like, forty five minutes was

0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:09.120
<v Speaker 1>nothing with nothing crazy. It was so Homer's dude jerking off.

0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:12.360
<v Speaker 1>But the ship was scary, son, it was scary. Just

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:14.880
<v Speaker 1>right before that, I was smoking a cigarette. Wasn't the

0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:18.600
<v Speaker 1>coolest shit I did, And everybody freaks out, sir, Put

0:40:18.680 --> 0:40:22.480
<v Speaker 1>your goddamn cigarette out, sir. He just everybody's airs, sir,

0:40:22.680 --> 0:40:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I flicked it. And when he problems, just as I

0:40:25.560 --> 0:40:28.480
<v Speaker 1>did that, Homer's dude just whips out of his dick,

0:40:28.960 --> 0:40:32.960
<v Speaker 1>starts beating off and not getting mad because nobody says

0:40:33.000 --> 0:40:36.680
<v Speaker 1>ship to this guy. Everybody's just I was the only

0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:38.319
<v Speaker 1>one I had the guts to say something. It wasn't

0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:41.279
<v Speaker 1>even like I was brave, you know, I was sitting

0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:43.880
<v Speaker 1>beside the motherfucker. I had to say something. I'm gonna

0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:46.879
<v Speaker 1>stop it, son, you're hitting my elbow. Son, stop it, Son,

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:50.239
<v Speaker 1>stop it. Just that that. I ain't gonna go through

0:40:50.280 --> 0:40:52.920
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. But bro, from beginning to end, you

0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:57.480
<v Speaker 1>are dying because you're imagining. It's like a sketch. He's

0:40:57.600 --> 0:40:59.800
<v Speaker 1>literally painting in front of you. Yes, But to be

0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:02.239
<v Speaker 1>able to do that and to be able to come

0:41:02.360 --> 0:41:05.759
<v Speaker 1>from reality and make you think on both sides, Yes,

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:09.280
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't play. He'll play it. He plays this side,

0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 1>he plays that side. He brings it right back here.

0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:15.560
<v Speaker 1>And a lot of comedians now they just focus on one.

0:41:15.960 --> 0:41:18.160
<v Speaker 1>You have to be able to cover both so folks

0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:20.960
<v Speaker 1>don't get as offended. Right, even if you say something right,

0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:24.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, they say the job of a comedian is

0:41:24.680 --> 0:41:27.439
<v Speaker 1>to take a real life event and make it funny. Yep.

0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:31.120
<v Speaker 1>And the really good ones can take the issues and

0:41:31.239 --> 0:41:34.520
<v Speaker 1>make him the funniest yep. He can do that if

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:38.520
<v Speaker 1>because he looked I grew up with I came up late,

0:41:38.600 --> 0:41:43.120
<v Speaker 1>but prior and Eddie Man, shit man, he was watching

0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Richard Price, shit man, God dagn I ain't done this

0:41:48.640 --> 0:41:55.800
<v Speaker 1>shit and year Jack, I've been sleeping now shit Richard,

0:41:56.640 --> 0:42:03.200
<v Speaker 1>Bernie Mack, Rob Harris, those two, Robin and Bernie, Robin, Burnie, Chris, Eddie,

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I say, and I say Richard and of course Dave Current,

0:42:07.080 --> 0:42:09.879
<v Speaker 1>but those those are the ones. And Cat too. Cat

0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:12.359
<v Speaker 1>is brilliant at that. But go ahead, man, unbelievable. Yeah,

0:42:12.440 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 1>I want to. I want to. I want to grab

0:42:13.719 --> 0:42:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Cat in concert. I want to get you on, get

0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:17.600
<v Speaker 1>you on the pot too. Also Cat, Yeah, please come up.

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:21.200
<v Speaker 1>If they've the goat, now, yeah, he is the he

0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:25.240
<v Speaker 1>is undoubtedly the goat. He is the He's the symbol.

0:42:25.680 --> 0:42:29.000
<v Speaker 1>He's a symbol for he's like Superman of comedians. He's

0:42:29.080 --> 0:42:32.480
<v Speaker 1>at whatever whatever Superman has right here. That's what Dave Chappelle,

0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:35.680
<v Speaker 1>because a lot of folks now were scared to go

0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:39.319
<v Speaker 1>certain places that he's not because you can't even if

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:42.080
<v Speaker 1>you take something, you can't take ship from you. And

0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:45.719
<v Speaker 1>he walked away. See, once you walk away from something, yeah,

0:42:45.920 --> 0:42:47.960
<v Speaker 1>no one can take that from you and make you

0:42:48.120 --> 0:42:51.000
<v Speaker 1>feel bad or make you make you want it. He

0:42:51.200 --> 0:42:53.799
<v Speaker 1>walked away from Hollywood, He walked away from fifty one

0:42:53.880 --> 0:42:56.120
<v Speaker 1>hundred million dollars. So you said, well, we're not gonna

0:42:56.200 --> 0:42:58.800
<v Speaker 1>let you do TV. Yep, like, okay, I'll just do

0:42:58.920 --> 0:43:01.560
<v Speaker 1>my stand I'll just do my stand up and people

0:43:01.719 --> 0:43:04.719
<v Speaker 1>record it and then you'll buy it back and I'll

0:43:04.760 --> 0:43:07.480
<v Speaker 1>get paid. Right, That's exactly what he's been doing, right,

0:43:07.680 --> 0:43:11.480
<v Speaker 1>master plan. And it's so funny that folks always call

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:14.480
<v Speaker 1>people crazy when they don't understand what they're doing. Right.

0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:18.600
<v Speaker 1>But the man went to Africa to chill after the event.

0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 1>He came back, and what did he do? He lied low.

0:43:21.840 --> 0:43:24.359
<v Speaker 1>He continued to do stand up, popping up every once

0:43:24.360 --> 0:43:27.560
<v Speaker 1>in a while where I remember Dave Chappelle, tickets will

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:31.320
<v Speaker 1>go on sale, and they still do. But when that

0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:34.239
<v Speaker 1>time that he had quit Chappelle show, he would go

0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:38.040
<v Speaker 1>up and say announced he's coming two minutes, sold out,

0:43:38.680 --> 0:43:41.880
<v Speaker 1>two minutes, the tickets will be sold out. So it's like,

0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:45.319
<v Speaker 1>as long as people want to hear you. As long

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:49.000
<v Speaker 1>as you have something substantive to say, then they will

0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:54.000
<v Speaker 1>continue to gravitate towards your star. You don't need these folks, right,

0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:57.399
<v Speaker 1>you really don't like Okay, Shannon, you know you the star.

0:43:57.640 --> 0:43:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Look what you didn't done. You didn't spun off. You

0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:02.319
<v Speaker 1>just run off that show with Skip Bayless and now

0:44:02.400 --> 0:44:04.200
<v Speaker 1>you got your own You got your own that thing

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:07.000
<v Speaker 1>podcast and a whole bunch of other deals. Right. You

0:44:07.120 --> 0:44:10.000
<v Speaker 1>know why because you're the star. Right, It's like you're

0:44:10.040 --> 0:44:12.439
<v Speaker 1>the no no dispect the Skip because Skip is great.

0:44:12.680 --> 0:44:15.479
<v Speaker 1>What I'm saying, as far as personality goes, we fuck

0:44:15.560 --> 0:44:19.040
<v Speaker 1>with your personality, right, everybody everybody likes you. You're gonna

0:44:19.080 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 1>say something. You're gonna say something that makes sense, but

0:44:21.600 --> 0:44:24.200
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna also say something. You're gonna say something real,

0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:26.040
<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna say something funny with it, right, And

0:44:26.160 --> 0:44:28.480
<v Speaker 1>that's why that's why we love tuning in, right, And

0:44:28.600 --> 0:44:30.759
<v Speaker 1>that's why the ratings are what the raiders are? You

0:44:30.880 --> 0:44:33.200
<v Speaker 1>seeing the paperwork? You know what your raiders are, right?

0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:36.279
<v Speaker 1>You know everybody's watching the ship and it takes that. Man,

0:44:36.600 --> 0:44:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, there's always a party on S and

0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:41.440
<v Speaker 1>L who through the greatest party, Who through the greatest

0:44:41.480 --> 0:44:44.080
<v Speaker 1>party of s And now I did I through the

0:44:44.120 --> 0:44:48.200
<v Speaker 1>greatest party s Now. It was my apartment. It was funny.

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:52.160
<v Speaker 1>It was three thirty in the morning. Everybody came in

0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:54.239
<v Speaker 1>that damn high rise. I mean, if you're in the

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:56.160
<v Speaker 1>high rise in New York, you ain't gotta like salve

0:44:56.239 --> 0:44:58.239
<v Speaker 1>hundred square feet. You ain't got seven hundred square okay,

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:02.200
<v Speaker 1>but but a hundred of them square feet gonna be

0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:04.960
<v Speaker 1>covered by ladies just for the view from the view, right, man.

0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:07.560
<v Speaker 1>I didn't had so many times Jones don't walk in

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:10.279
<v Speaker 1>and they've been I'm on my issue and I'd be like,

0:45:10.280 --> 0:45:12.200
<v Speaker 1>all right, we'll look at that view. We'll just put

0:45:12.239 --> 0:45:18.279
<v Speaker 1>a towel down. I'm like, yeah, go ahead, Yeah, you

0:45:18.320 --> 0:45:21.200
<v Speaker 1>put that towel down. Sitting there smoking, sitting there smoking

0:45:21.280 --> 0:45:24.880
<v Speaker 1>a something. You know what I'm saying. I heard that

0:45:24.960 --> 0:45:28.000
<v Speaker 1>you had to slam Bill Murray. I did, couch, But

0:45:28.719 --> 0:45:30.800
<v Speaker 1>why why are you flapping the old guy? Because he

0:45:30.960 --> 0:45:34.399
<v Speaker 1>was hitting me, Shannon. He wouldn't stop hitting me. Bill

0:45:34.560 --> 0:45:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Murray is a legend, Okay, He's a legend. Caddyshat ghostblusters

0:45:39.719 --> 0:45:43.040
<v Speaker 1>groundhole day. The whole nine, when he shows up on

0:45:43.120 --> 0:45:46.200
<v Speaker 1>a writing night where he's not even hosting. He's not

0:45:46.360 --> 0:45:49.359
<v Speaker 1>hosting this week. He's just there and he goes into

0:45:49.400 --> 0:45:53.279
<v Speaker 1>the office and he spars with lorn I walk in there.

0:45:53.320 --> 0:45:55.600
<v Speaker 1>I see Lord Lawrence holding his back. I'm like, are

0:45:55.640 --> 0:45:58.520
<v Speaker 1>you okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm all right, all right? He

0:45:59.040 --> 0:46:01.920
<v Speaker 1>fucked you up? You up. He's in the office right

0:46:01.960 --> 0:46:06.480
<v Speaker 1>across from mine. I walk in. There is Zach Michael,

0:46:06.560 --> 0:46:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Jay who else was the name? Brooks Wheeling was in

0:46:11.080 --> 0:46:14.320
<v Speaker 1>there at the time, Tim Robinson, they're all in that.

0:46:14.400 --> 0:46:17.200
<v Speaker 1>They're all in that office. I walk in, I see

0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Bill Murray. Bill Murray looks at me, he goes, there's

0:46:20.640 --> 0:46:23.279
<v Speaker 1>I know your work. There's something about you you're not

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:26.480
<v Speaker 1>showing the world, and like it's like this, it's this

0:46:26.719 --> 0:46:30.000
<v Speaker 1>thing you have that you need to show everybody. And

0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:33.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, this is a sentimental conversation. Yeah, yea, okay.

0:46:33.239 --> 0:46:37.839
<v Speaker 1>It immediately switches like fifteen seconds later, He's like, come here,

0:46:37.920 --> 0:46:42.319
<v Speaker 1>fat boy, fat boy. I was one of the most

0:46:42.400 --> 0:46:44.960
<v Speaker 1>built people on the show, right I was. I was

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:47.880
<v Speaker 1>the Shannon Shop of s andl I was like, they

0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:49.719
<v Speaker 1>don't get the hell out of you better respect me.

0:46:49.880 --> 0:46:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Put some respect on this body. Because I used to

0:46:52.000 --> 0:46:54.000
<v Speaker 1>be fat. I worked hard to get it right. So

0:46:54.520 --> 0:46:56.640
<v Speaker 1>he starts, he calls me fat boy. Then he gets

0:46:56.719 --> 0:47:00.840
<v Speaker 1>on me. He starts hitting me Shannon in the same place,

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:03.319
<v Speaker 1>over and over again. Now, I don't give a damn

0:47:03.360 --> 0:47:07.120
<v Speaker 1>who you are, right, if you hit somebody in the

0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:08.960
<v Speaker 1>same place, it could be a soft hit like this.

0:47:09.360 --> 0:47:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Eventually it's gonna start getting a little sore. Yeah, So

0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:14.920
<v Speaker 1>as soon as it started stinging, I said, okay, I

0:47:15.000 --> 0:47:17.360
<v Speaker 1>got a drop him, sons. I picked him up and

0:47:17.440 --> 0:47:20.320
<v Speaker 1>I samoan dropped him on the sofa. And as I

0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:23.279
<v Speaker 1>samoan dropped him, he's still hitting me, drunk out of

0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:28.160
<v Speaker 1>his mind. No no recollection probably of this whatsoever. But

0:47:28.280 --> 0:47:30.799
<v Speaker 1>I slammed him and then I had to hold him down.

0:47:30.920 --> 0:47:33.080
<v Speaker 1>He was still trying to fight me. And I'm looking like,

0:47:33.640 --> 0:47:36.200
<v Speaker 1>y'all gon do anything, if anybody gonna do anything, if

0:47:36.200 --> 0:47:41.200
<v Speaker 1>anybody gonna say anything like groundhog dang, I'm like, come on, son,

0:47:41.480 --> 0:47:45.160
<v Speaker 1>they didn't say that. But he just he was attacking me,

0:47:45.239 --> 0:47:47.040
<v Speaker 1>and I got him. I got him, And all them

0:47:47.080 --> 0:47:50.360
<v Speaker 1>stories are coming out about Bill Murray. Yes, you can

0:47:50.440 --> 0:47:53.920
<v Speaker 1>confirm him. That man is something something up with him? Yeah,

0:47:54.000 --> 0:47:56.640
<v Speaker 1>but God bless him, God bless him. But I just

0:47:56.800 --> 0:47:59.080
<v Speaker 1>won't let somebody hit me in the same spot over

0:47:59.160 --> 0:48:02.439
<v Speaker 1>and over again. I don't don't care if you are mother, Teresa. Yeah,

0:48:02.520 --> 0:48:04.880
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get You're gonna get the supplex you feel me.

0:48:05.040 --> 0:48:07.880
<v Speaker 1>You had a relationship, great relationship with Charlie Murphy and

0:48:07.920 --> 0:48:10.680
<v Speaker 1>you said, he told you don't do drugs at these parties.

0:48:10.880 --> 0:48:13.440
<v Speaker 1>He said, because drugs change you. Ye, he didn't want

0:48:13.480 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 1>you to end up like Rick James. It didn't exactly

0:48:17.440 --> 0:48:19.840
<v Speaker 1>you said that it is. Did I say you want me?

0:48:20.160 --> 0:48:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I said that, Yeah, Okay, that's funny. That sounds like

0:48:23.080 --> 0:48:24.719
<v Speaker 1>that sounds like I just had you. You had it,

0:48:24.760 --> 0:48:27.440
<v Speaker 1>you had, you had some east. I added some, I

0:48:27.560 --> 0:48:29.600
<v Speaker 1>put a little bit of I put I put some

0:48:29.960 --> 0:48:31.880
<v Speaker 1>I put some powder up there, and I put some

0:48:32.000 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 1>flour on that story. So with that some of the

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:35.800
<v Speaker 1>best advice that you got that when you go to

0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:38.040
<v Speaker 1>the party, you can have a good time, but drugs

0:48:38.120 --> 0:48:41.600
<v Speaker 1>need to be excluded. Charlie said. Charlie said to me that,

0:48:42.120 --> 0:48:46.040
<v Speaker 1>he said, Yo, man, whatever you do, Jay, never do

0:48:46.280 --> 0:48:51.520
<v Speaker 1>cope man. I was like, yeah, I'm never gonna touch

0:48:51.560 --> 0:48:54.080
<v Speaker 1>it right, and that was the end of it because

0:48:54.120 --> 0:48:56.919
<v Speaker 1>he didn't want He just didn't want it. Like first

0:48:56.960 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 1>of all, even if it was weed or anything. He

0:48:59.080 --> 0:49:01.239
<v Speaker 1>didn't let me do any thing right because he said,

0:49:01.320 --> 0:49:03.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna I'm not gonna have your mom coming

0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:05.839
<v Speaker 1>up to me. I'm not gonna have your mom coming

0:49:05.920 --> 0:49:10.640
<v Speaker 1>up to me. Share you corrapted my shop. Yeah, man,

0:49:10.880 --> 0:49:14.160
<v Speaker 1>you stay away from that man weed. Anything man, you

0:49:14.440 --> 0:49:18.120
<v Speaker 1>do we not here. You could do it, but not

0:49:18.280 --> 0:49:23.080
<v Speaker 1>this one man. Pass that Jay man and it was

0:49:23.520 --> 0:49:25.880
<v Speaker 1>in him and Freeze Love are always like uncles to me.

0:49:25.920 --> 0:49:27.560
<v Speaker 1>They were, they were big uncles to me. And then

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:31.120
<v Speaker 1>when I finally met Eddie because he said you reminded

0:49:31.200 --> 0:49:33.359
<v Speaker 1>him a bit. He did say that. He said, Yo, man,

0:49:33.840 --> 0:49:35.880
<v Speaker 1>no matter what, man, always remember man, you got the

0:49:35.920 --> 0:49:38.600
<v Speaker 1>same chaps my brother does. Man. And I know the

0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:42.640
<v Speaker 1>nigga man. I grew up with this nigga man. That

0:49:42.680 --> 0:49:45.920
<v Speaker 1>should mean something. Man. So every time I think about

0:49:46.239 --> 0:49:48.239
<v Speaker 1>when I think about people that say stuff like that,

0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:52.760
<v Speaker 1>and I think about even Ralphie May, another deceased comedian,

0:49:52.800 --> 0:49:55.120
<v Speaker 1>a friend of mine who was like, you know, you're

0:49:55.400 --> 0:49:57.680
<v Speaker 1>you're more than an impressionist. Bro. I see it, so

0:49:58.520 --> 0:50:01.000
<v Speaker 1>I know you're more. So he's like, yo, just pause

0:50:01.040 --> 0:50:03.400
<v Speaker 1>a little bit before you drop the punchline. People just

0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:07.200
<v Speaker 1>giving you little tidbits to help you along your way.

0:50:07.640 --> 0:50:10.400
<v Speaker 1>And the folks that believe, really believed, And that's who

0:50:10.440 --> 0:50:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I do it for. People like Charlie Murphy, Ralphie May,

0:50:13.320 --> 0:50:15.600
<v Speaker 1>people like Twitch who just passed away, you know what

0:50:15.640 --> 0:50:19.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, People like people like Bob Saggett, Right, you

0:50:19.520 --> 0:50:23.520
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Very a lot of comedian friends

0:50:23.560 --> 0:50:26.839
<v Speaker 1>I've I've lost and it's it's been uh, it's been hard,

0:50:26.960 --> 0:50:32.040
<v Speaker 1>but they always leave something, and there's something from them

0:50:32.160 --> 0:50:35.319
<v Speaker 1>I carry with me because it's something they've said. Even

0:50:35.360 --> 0:50:40.120
<v Speaker 1>with Chadwick Bosman, right, Chadwick Boseman with my Showtime show

0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:43.719
<v Speaker 1>White Famous. He said, yeah, you don't have to worry

0:50:43.760 --> 0:50:46.279
<v Speaker 1>about that. You're gonna get another one because that show

0:50:46.400 --> 0:50:48.800
<v Speaker 1>showed that you could act. You know, a lot of

0:50:48.880 --> 0:50:51.680
<v Speaker 1>people didn't know you could even act, but now you

0:50:51.760 --> 0:50:55.279
<v Speaker 1>know they can see that. You know, it's recipes to him,

0:50:55.360 --> 0:50:57.480
<v Speaker 1>but he's but he didn't have to give me that, right,

0:50:57.600 --> 0:50:59.839
<v Speaker 1>So that's somebody else. Man. I just I hold those

0:51:00.160 --> 0:51:02.080
<v Speaker 1>with me. Man, who do you who do you compare

0:51:02.120 --> 0:51:06.680
<v Speaker 1>your style. It's like it's a mix between Eddie Murphy

0:51:06.719 --> 0:51:10.759
<v Speaker 1>and Chris rock Now, and that's what people come up

0:51:10.800 --> 0:51:13.200
<v Speaker 1>to me and say, Right, And like I said, I

0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:19.719
<v Speaker 1>look up to Bernie, Robin, Chris, Eddie, you know Cat,

0:51:19.880 --> 0:51:24.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, Dave Richard Pryor Robin Williams, Jim Carrey. But

0:51:25.360 --> 0:51:28.400
<v Speaker 1>those two comedians, I would say. And I've been trying

0:51:28.480 --> 0:51:33.320
<v Speaker 1>to find that my whole career. I'm trying to figure

0:51:33.360 --> 0:51:35.480
<v Speaker 1>out what that is, and I think I finally cracked it.

0:51:36.040 --> 0:51:40.319
<v Speaker 1>You you've acted alongside IQ, Kevin Hard, Chris Rocky, Keep Farmercat.

0:51:40.640 --> 0:51:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, who are some of the people that you

0:51:42.480 --> 0:51:47.480
<v Speaker 1>would like to act? Really? The part Denzel, that's the

0:51:47.520 --> 0:51:51.000
<v Speaker 1>one that I really Denzel did one thing I would

0:51:51.040 --> 0:51:53.200
<v Speaker 1>consider comedy, and that's Devil and Brue Dress. I don't

0:51:53.200 --> 0:51:55.879
<v Speaker 1>know if you remember that here with Don And wasn't

0:51:55.960 --> 0:51:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Robin Harrison that yet doing Sting? Yeah, yep, I do

0:51:59.160 --> 0:52:02.160
<v Speaker 1>remember that, and Uptown Saturday Night he was supposed to

0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:05.640
<v Speaker 1>do that Will Smith or something happened. They didn't do

0:52:05.719 --> 0:52:09.319
<v Speaker 1>it right. But I think he's Denzel is a funny guy. Yeah, yeah,

0:52:09.400 --> 0:52:11.520
<v Speaker 1>I know, but he's kind of he's kind of stayed

0:52:11.560 --> 0:52:14.400
<v Speaker 1>in this lane and don't get it. He's tremendous in

0:52:14.480 --> 0:52:17.719
<v Speaker 1>that list. I mean, he's unbelievable in that lane. Yeah,

0:52:17.760 --> 0:52:19.360
<v Speaker 1>I would, I would like. I would like. I know

0:52:19.480 --> 0:52:21.880
<v Speaker 1>he can do it, and there's nothing Denzel can't do, right,

0:52:22.000 --> 0:52:23.560
<v Speaker 1>but I would probably like to see I would like

0:52:23.600 --> 0:52:27.680
<v Speaker 1>to see him do another debt. Not you know, but yeah,

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:29.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean I would. I would love it too. And

0:52:30.040 --> 0:52:33.120
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, even if it's not even if it's

0:52:33.160 --> 0:52:36.880
<v Speaker 1>not comedy Shannon, even if it's like just an action movie, right,

0:52:36.960 --> 0:52:39.359
<v Speaker 1>I want to be his son or somebody, right, if

0:52:39.360 --> 0:52:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I could play that, right, you know? Will Smith, Uh,

0:52:43.160 --> 0:52:46.160
<v Speaker 1>definitely at some point. You know, he was always you

0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:47.840
<v Speaker 1>know when I was growing up, I was I was

0:52:47.920 --> 0:52:49.839
<v Speaker 1>always like, I would love to work with him some way.

0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Eddie Murphy. Of course, I keep I keep kicking myself

0:52:53.520 --> 0:52:56.480
<v Speaker 1>because all these re reboots are getting green lit and

0:52:56.560 --> 0:52:58.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know shit about him, right, you know what

0:52:58.400 --> 0:53:01.279
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like Beverly Hills, God, that's already in the making.

0:53:01.360 --> 0:53:05.279
<v Speaker 1>They made coming to America already. I mean, you bad

0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:07.080
<v Speaker 1>back to get you, you get you gets you don't

0:53:07.080 --> 0:53:08.960
<v Speaker 1>get on your agent because this stuff is in the worst.

0:53:09.400 --> 0:53:11.520
<v Speaker 1>You need to know. I need to know there's gonna

0:53:11.680 --> 0:53:15.560
<v Speaker 1>be some fire on some asses. I'm not lying shatting.

0:53:15.600 --> 0:53:18.160
<v Speaker 1>I get twenty twenty three. We gotta get We gotta

0:53:18.200 --> 0:53:21.040
<v Speaker 1>get it. You understand. Look, I'm looking right in the

0:53:21.200 --> 0:53:23.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at y'all some of the tricks. You see

0:53:23.239 --> 0:53:25.440
<v Speaker 1>my eyes. I'm not being sperious what I say this.

0:53:25.800 --> 0:53:30.400
<v Speaker 1>If we don't get some production going, it be trouble trouble,

0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:35.520
<v Speaker 1>won't get the motherfucking adjusting, Gonna be trouble, trouble rising

0:53:35.680 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 1>off me on what the fuck? Blue Blue Blue Baby

0:53:39.160 --> 0:53:42.440
<v Speaker 1>raised up Blue Blut memories go. I'm gonna help you.

0:53:43.200 --> 0:53:47.200
<v Speaker 1>You you know, Will Smith know Chris Rock the incident

0:53:47.360 --> 0:53:51.040
<v Speaker 1>that happened at the oscars? Could that have been avoided

0:53:51.520 --> 0:53:53.919
<v Speaker 1>or what what I mean? Yeah? It could have if yeah,

0:53:54.040 --> 0:54:00.920
<v Speaker 1>it could have if you were Chris Rock. Chris Rock

0:54:01.120 --> 0:54:07.600
<v Speaker 1>is like twenty five ganglies real life. He tried to

0:54:07.600 --> 0:54:10.080
<v Speaker 1>scrap a nobody. He lightened the hills, right man, You

0:54:10.120 --> 0:54:13.160
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? It's hard to tell a man

0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:18.880
<v Speaker 1>that's heard a joke about his wife. It was harmless,

0:54:18.960 --> 0:54:21.640
<v Speaker 1>it was meaningless. It shouldn't you know? You took it

0:54:21.719 --> 0:54:24.480
<v Speaker 1>the wrong way, and I get that. Okay, now, but

0:54:24.640 --> 0:54:27.960
<v Speaker 1>how did you did you think the joke about the

0:54:28.080 --> 0:54:31.000
<v Speaker 1>g I Jane, Yeah, I didn't think that was the reason.

0:54:31.400 --> 0:54:33.880
<v Speaker 1>I think it was when Chris Rock was talking in

0:54:33.920 --> 0:54:38.080
<v Speaker 1>twenty and sixteen, Yes monologue, I think that kind of

0:54:38.200 --> 0:54:40.480
<v Speaker 1>had something to do. Oh when he said that Will

0:54:40.560 --> 0:54:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Smith he wasn't coming, Jada said she wasn't coming. Yeah,

0:54:46.160 --> 0:54:49.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting invited to the Oscars. It's like me

0:54:49.800 --> 0:54:54.560
<v Speaker 1>not getting invited to Rihanna's pennies. Okay, I was never invited. Okay,

0:54:54.960 --> 0:54:58.520
<v Speaker 1>I think that. But it was a culmination, yea, the

0:54:58.680 --> 0:55:01.960
<v Speaker 1>things that have been saved, and it had been built up,

0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:05.440
<v Speaker 1>and then the memes. All that will Will was the

0:55:05.520 --> 0:55:08.560
<v Speaker 1>red the Red, the red table talking man. And I

0:55:08.600 --> 0:55:10.600
<v Speaker 1>don't think he's ever got the credit he deserves for

0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:13.239
<v Speaker 1>being a rapper. He won the first Grammy for a rap.

0:55:13.320 --> 0:55:15.239
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know that. I didn't know he was

0:55:15.360 --> 0:55:18.560
<v Speaker 1>the first rap, the first and nobody really looks at

0:55:18.680 --> 0:55:21.000
<v Speaker 1>him as a rapper. I like this stuff. I honestly knew.

0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:23.880
<v Speaker 1>I like it stuff. I've seen The Lion Sherf his movies,

0:55:24.280 --> 0:55:26.879
<v Speaker 1>and I still I still would go see his movie

0:55:27.000 --> 0:55:29.120
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go see a mass a patient. But I

0:55:29.280 --> 0:55:33.239
<v Speaker 1>just didn't like that. That's his night, I think, But

0:55:33.400 --> 0:55:35.759
<v Speaker 1>he's never not you know that night is. No, it's

0:55:35.800 --> 0:55:37.879
<v Speaker 1>not known for him winning an oscar. No, it's known

0:55:37.960 --> 0:55:40.480
<v Speaker 1>for what he did for him trying to winning then oscar. Yep.

0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:43.200
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, man, you smack that black man on

0:55:43.360 --> 0:55:47.840
<v Speaker 1>national tap. Yes, yeah, that all those other white people. Yeah, okay,

0:55:48.000 --> 0:55:50.640
<v Speaker 1>now you wit, now you witness you now you with

0:55:50.920 --> 0:55:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Tom Cruise. Come on, now, you could have gave him

0:55:54.160 --> 0:55:56.520
<v Speaker 1>a smack, right, it could have. Man, who else is

0:55:56.560 --> 0:55:58.600
<v Speaker 1>sitting there? Gary Oldman shout out to Gary Oldman, I

0:55:58.640 --> 0:56:02.000
<v Speaker 1>love him smack. Yeah. I mean that's maybe maybe you

0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:04.399
<v Speaker 1>get together and say, bro, you need to leave my wife.

0:56:04.800 --> 0:56:06.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean there are some things that you said in

0:56:06.440 --> 0:56:08.840
<v Speaker 1>the past and it's kind of building up. Yeah, so

0:56:09.719 --> 0:56:12.880
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that could have that slap should have

0:56:13.120 --> 0:56:16.319
<v Speaker 1>never it only should have been heard about. It never

0:56:16.440 --> 0:56:19.400
<v Speaker 1>should have been publicized. The world wasn't supposed to know

0:56:19.480 --> 0:56:23.320
<v Speaker 1>about that. It's like, Okay, you hear about fights between

0:56:23.440 --> 0:56:27.160
<v Speaker 1>celebrities sometimes that breakout, and of course they will talk

0:56:27.239 --> 0:56:30.200
<v Speaker 1>about it eventually, but for the for the bulk of it,

0:56:30.320 --> 0:56:32.000
<v Speaker 1>it's like, yeah, nah, I don't know what you're talking

0:56:32.000 --> 0:56:34.560
<v Speaker 1>about like that. They avoid it, right, And I think

0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:37.040
<v Speaker 1>that should have been one of those situations where it

0:56:37.200 --> 0:56:40.160
<v Speaker 1>wasn't and everybody thought it was a bit. At first,

0:56:40.280 --> 0:56:43.480
<v Speaker 1>I thought it did because I'm like, I noticed, Yeah

0:56:43.480 --> 0:56:45.560
<v Speaker 1>they got because everybody, you know, not all of a

0:56:45.600 --> 0:56:47.800
<v Speaker 1>sudden social medias blown up. Man, that was a skit.

0:56:48.400 --> 0:56:50.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's can let you slap it

0:56:50.480 --> 0:56:53.040
<v Speaker 1>like that that you know a movie? Yeah? Nah, nah?

0:56:53.200 --> 0:56:57.959
<v Speaker 1>You what you say? What did you say? I would

0:56:57.960 --> 0:57:02.919
<v Speaker 1>have whooped Will Smith ass. I would Will Smith listen.

0:57:03.160 --> 0:57:05.359
<v Speaker 1>I would have came about the skip skip which coming

0:57:05.360 --> 0:57:06.960
<v Speaker 1>close with me, fourth skip which gonna give me a

0:57:07.040 --> 0:57:08.920
<v Speaker 1>drink or something? Skip skip. I would have beat Will

0:57:08.960 --> 0:57:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Smith fan on that North lives of ship. That ship

0:57:11.200 --> 0:57:13.000
<v Speaker 1>would have went out the window. I would have whooped

0:57:13.000 --> 0:57:16.040
<v Speaker 1>this ass. I would look, can't come there. But think

0:57:16.040 --> 0:57:18.280
<v Speaker 1>about what you just saying. Yeah, how do you think

0:57:18.320 --> 0:57:20.760
<v Speaker 1>that could have been prevented? You said if you had

0:57:20.800 --> 0:57:23.960
<v Speaker 1>told a joke. I believe he took advantage of a situation.

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:26.880
<v Speaker 1>He saw a five I don't know, five eight five

0:57:27.000 --> 0:57:29.080
<v Speaker 1>nine guy that way one hundred and fifty pounds. I

0:57:29.160 --> 0:57:31.200
<v Speaker 1>think will Smith is probably was six two maybe two

0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:33.600
<v Speaker 1>hundred pounds, six two, two hundred, So he saw an

0:57:33.640 --> 0:57:35.920
<v Speaker 1>opportunity that he can take advantage of that. Joe will

0:57:36.000 --> 0:57:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Smith ain't stepping to me, No, he not. He's gonna look.

0:57:38.560 --> 0:57:41.160
<v Speaker 1>He was like, yeah, all right, I'm gonna chill. Yeah.

0:57:41.200 --> 0:57:44.880
<v Speaker 1>But but you know, he said, dude, I wish I

0:57:45.160 --> 0:57:48.600
<v Speaker 1>wish he had apologized that night. I get you. I

0:57:48.640 --> 0:57:52.200
<v Speaker 1>would apologize to the academy. That's blah blah blah. You

0:57:52.280 --> 0:57:54.920
<v Speaker 1>gotta apologize to this man. Yeah. Now, he said, you know,

0:57:55.120 --> 0:57:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I was dealing with a lot of things. You know,

0:57:56.760 --> 0:57:58.320
<v Speaker 1>I had a lot of things, and it just came

0:57:58.400 --> 0:58:01.360
<v Speaker 1>to a head. I hope at some point in time

0:58:01.440 --> 0:58:03.400
<v Speaker 1>here and Chris Rock. I don't know if Rock's gonna

0:58:03.400 --> 0:58:05.720
<v Speaker 1>be accepting of this to sit down and have a

0:58:05.800 --> 0:58:08.479
<v Speaker 1>conversation about it. I think they. I think it would

0:58:08.520 --> 0:58:11.000
<v Speaker 1>be good for them to have a conversation. I think

0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:13.320
<v Speaker 1>even if. But I need you to slap me your

0:58:13.360 --> 0:58:17.680
<v Speaker 1>check about fifty million person. I got assaulted. Man, I

0:58:17.880 --> 0:58:22.800
<v Speaker 1>was assaulted. Man. I got a smack head wow, a

0:58:22.920 --> 0:58:30.320
<v Speaker 1>nigga who made Summer Time Wow Wow Wow. And Chris

0:58:30.520 --> 0:58:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Rock ain't like Chris Rock, ain't regular man. Chris Rock

0:58:33.520 --> 0:58:35.439
<v Speaker 1>got a couple of problems sharing it. Yeah, he ain't,

0:58:35.560 --> 0:58:38.040
<v Speaker 1>you know he he he got it. You know he

0:58:38.200 --> 0:58:42.840
<v Speaker 1>got he's got what's it called, uh, what is it called?

0:58:43.600 --> 0:58:47.760
<v Speaker 1>Nonverbal learning? This? Yeah, that's close to having Asperger. So technically,

0:58:48.200 --> 0:58:51.240
<v Speaker 1>Will Smith assaulted a special person. You can't, man, go ahead,

0:58:51.680 --> 0:58:55.760
<v Speaker 1>you can't do that. You can't assault special paper supposed

0:58:55.800 --> 0:58:58.480
<v Speaker 1>to look at them they got we got some guy

0:58:58.560 --> 0:59:02.680
<v Speaker 1>like that that make sure that that like like here,

0:59:02.760 --> 0:59:05.280
<v Speaker 1>and then you don't take advantage exactly what ain't supposed

0:59:05.280 --> 0:59:08.040
<v Speaker 1>to hit? They gotta they got a class with with

0:59:08.200 --> 0:59:12.480
<v Speaker 1>They gotta deal with drawn with fat crayons and slipping

0:59:12.520 --> 0:59:15.160
<v Speaker 1>all over the desks, all these paper towers and things.

0:59:15.200 --> 0:59:16.920
<v Speaker 1>And that's sat You can't. They got it too much

0:59:16.960 --> 0:59:19.760
<v Speaker 1>to worry about. You can't smack them. The sault them.

0:59:20.040 --> 0:59:23.040
<v Speaker 1>You mentioned you were from Virginia, Yes, sir, When you

0:59:23.120 --> 0:59:26.040
<v Speaker 1>were growing up in Virginia, what did you did you play? Boys?

0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:28.400
<v Speaker 1>What did you what did what did Jay want to be?

0:59:28.480 --> 0:59:32.720
<v Speaker 1>When he became a Jay played Jay tried everything. Jay

0:59:33.120 --> 0:59:38.240
<v Speaker 1>played bread basketball, which I was not good at. I

0:59:38.320 --> 0:59:41.000
<v Speaker 1>got better as I got older. I'm a flat footed dude. Man,

0:59:42.000 --> 0:59:44.880
<v Speaker 1>you played football because I was heavier. I was, like

0:59:45.680 --> 0:59:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I was. I was seventy five pounds heavier when I

0:59:47.920 --> 0:59:50.440
<v Speaker 1>was in high school. So I was alignment. I was,

0:59:50.560 --> 0:59:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I was attacked. I was a guard and a tackle,

0:59:52.760 --> 0:59:54.120
<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. So I was on the line.

0:59:54.120 --> 0:59:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I would crab. But that didn't really that didn't really

0:59:58.760 --> 1:00:02.560
<v Speaker 1>speak to me. So then it was high school theater.

1:00:02.920 --> 1:00:05.600
<v Speaker 1>I was still doing it, but that predominantly took over

1:00:05.680 --> 1:00:10.280
<v Speaker 1>my extra trick curricular activities. And yeah, I was a heavy,

1:00:10.320 --> 1:00:13.200
<v Speaker 1>fat dude us in the theater. Yeah, man, that's I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense. You see most of them. You ain't

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<v Speaker 1>get no girls theater though I did. I got the weird.

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<v Speaker 1>You get the weird thoughs. They're weird. Them dumb girls,

1:00:23.120 --> 1:00:26.880
<v Speaker 1>them theater girls, them jaws is freaks them, them theater

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<v Speaker 1>joints because they don't they don't. Nobody else touches them.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't see, I shouldn't put on this planet. All right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to Broadway, going right to the backstage. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you, man, them them performance girls. I can

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<v Speaker 1>I can, I cannot can I be honest with you

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<v Speaker 1>and lose it. Yo. Man. So I was I was

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<v Speaker 1>dealing with this one jaw in New York. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know she was. She was a dancer and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a prolific dancer. I can't. I'm not gonna say exactly

1:01:02.040 --> 1:01:04.880
<v Speaker 1>what she was on because then she didn't. She'll know

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<v Speaker 1>who I'm talking about and watch it. But bro, we

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<v Speaker 1>went to I came to her show and right in

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<v Speaker 1>the right in the back state, right in her dressing room,

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<v Speaker 1>we write in the dress, write in the dress right

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<v Speaker 1>before she went on that ship was crazy, oh man.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was dancing the boys. She was dancing that

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<v Speaker 1>night boys. Yeah, yeah, she I said, damn, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody put a battery on her back. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>I was the battery. Yes, all of the charge, mister sharp,

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<v Speaker 1>all of the charge. But but yeah, you don't get

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<v Speaker 1>you get those girls are? Those girls are. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I got my first kissing theater, her first kiss. The

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<v Speaker 1>girl she just said, you was heavy. Yeah I still, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>biggie baby, it's just swag. Man. You just if you

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<v Speaker 1>know how to talk that Shannon, You know, man, you

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<v Speaker 1>know how to talk that shit. You you get in

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<v Speaker 1>there where you bullet where you bulleted in high school,

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<v Speaker 1>where you picked on the high school. I was picked on.

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<v Speaker 1>I was picked on. Is that why you became funny?

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<v Speaker 1>I believe. So it was a way for me to

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<v Speaker 1>like when I was doing voices, I was joking around

1:02:15.000 --> 1:02:17.640
<v Speaker 1>people like that. Yeah. But and so they laughing, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not laughing, they laughing with you, not at you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And so me I have I talked with a list

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<v Speaker 1>and so what I could do is that I can

1:02:24.760 --> 1:02:27.400
<v Speaker 1>make people laugh. So I start talking about somebody else clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't notice I had holes in my knees, or

1:02:30.040 --> 1:02:32.040
<v Speaker 1>you didn't notice what I had on. So I got

1:02:32.120 --> 1:02:34.080
<v Speaker 1>them up off me and got them on somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wanted to transfer to laugh though, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get you up off me. Transferred to transferred to fry, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>transferred to fade. Hey, man, that's what you gotta dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what listen. I had to do that too, I yo,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to lose these hips. Man. It was the butt. Man. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't nothing worse than you've been on the date with

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<v Speaker 1>your girl and you hear dudes in the back talking

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<v Speaker 1>about God Dagne that's fat, and you don't know whether

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<v Speaker 1>they talking about her or you I had changed that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got cat called. Yeah, yeah, that was fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>I dropped my phone and dude was like god during

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I saying my g you were like, oh my bad, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what you got? Yeah? Yeah, just like hey,

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<v Speaker 1>oh they said, man, he I put in his coverage.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how he got it. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how he got hurt. He must be got a pocket

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<v Speaker 1>pull of money. Hey man, you know, hey, pocket full

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<v Speaker 1>of money or maybe something extensive. It's something extensive, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't talk about an incident that happened that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if people remember it. And it happened about

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<v Speaker 1>a month before the George Floyd absolutely right out here,

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<v Speaker 1>right on, right off the ventur in Corban. Yeah, man, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>I got wrong for Lee detained by the LAPD. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just running, man, I was exercising during the pandemic,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to trying to keep my hips off right, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. So I'm running down vntour, I

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<v Speaker 1>got my boats, headphones on, noise canceling, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm running that first shan and I'm running and the

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<v Speaker 1>app said slow down walk. That was literally got talking.

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<v Speaker 1>So when I got to that next block, over a

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<v Speaker 1>helicopter floor over my head, I was like, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't turn on the PlayStation. How did I getting

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<v Speaker 1>grand All though? The police officer he's got his gun out,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, the left of me. He's like freeze. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking he's talking to somebody else. I said, oh, snap,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I should get my phone because I need to

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<v Speaker 1>record this. He was like, you get on the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like me Jay Pharrell. I was like, hold up,

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<v Speaker 1>Jared Faroh that's my real name. Yeah, I said, Jared Farrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what I said? All right? And as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>I get down on the ground to comply to the officer.

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<v Speaker 1>As I'm getting on the ground, three more officers are

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<v Speaker 1>coming up with their guns. Now it's four officers with

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<v Speaker 1>their guns. I get down on the ground to comply,

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<v Speaker 1>and on my life, I'm not making this up. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>The app said run. I said, I said, you got

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<v Speaker 1>your damn mind? I said not today, say not today.

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<v Speaker 1>I got put. I'm in handcuffs. I'm like, yo, what's

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<v Speaker 1>the me into this. They're like, you match to description

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<v Speaker 1>of a black man and sweatpants and sweatshirt. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>oh really, so any nigga dot Com, that's what you mean,

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<v Speaker 1>right right? I said, Man, if you look up Jay Ferrell,

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<v Speaker 1>you see what you're making a big mistake. Now. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if that had anything to do with it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know they came back and they said, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not the guy. We can let you go. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been trying to tell you that I'm not the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>And they say, hey, man, you know what can you know? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry whatever. I'm like, dude, I've been I'm like, you've

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<v Speaker 1>put me on the ground. I'm like, I'm sweaty, I

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<v Speaker 1>got dirt on me. I was like, I'm I got

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had handcuffs on before. I'm like, I've never

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<v Speaker 1>even got a ticket. I've I mean, I've I've broken

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<v Speaker 1>a law, but I've never been caught, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. So I'm like, what's the meaning of this? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>So it was just a it was an unfortunate situation.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thank god that the app told me to walk,

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<v Speaker 1>because if I would have been running through that situation,

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<v Speaker 1>there's an alternate universe where I ran. I did that

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<v Speaker 1>ship didn't tell me to go, And I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>here right, because it shoot, shoot and ask questions later.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how they do it, right. I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>just unfortunate that it took so long for something like

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<v Speaker 1>that to happen to me, you know, because if I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been exposed to that earlier, I would have

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I've been like, oh man, I probably wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>miss such a big deal. But it's like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>my first time and you all, you all had guns

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<v Speaker 1>on me. Everybody is driving past. People know who I am, right,

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, yo, I knew that Farrell was a rotten apple,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what the fuck? I didn't do shit like I apology.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't they they said they were like, my bad.

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<v Speaker 1>But it wasn't like a like we would like to

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<v Speaker 1>the LAPD you would like to apologize to Jared Farrell

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<v Speaker 1>on behalf. It wasn't anything. No no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no. You know, I'm like dollar size. I

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<v Speaker 1>like I apology to have dollar size. That's the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>for that's the greatest form of an apology. That Shannon

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<v Speaker 1>kat Williams told me, you need to sue the funk

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<v Speaker 1>out of them and become a black billionaire. You'll get

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<v Speaker 1>the negro elon musk. All you got is the LPD

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<v Speaker 1>would like to apologize. That's all I got, and you

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<v Speaker 1>left it alone. I left it alone because I'm I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's gonna I mean, I still have the

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<v Speaker 1>statue of limitations. I could still go in. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you have up to what four years too? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's up to four right, Yeah, so I still have

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<v Speaker 1>another couple of years. But I'm thinking about all of

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<v Speaker 1>the arduousness of going to cord and okay, I think

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<v Speaker 1>about all the bank accounts, the Kale corporations start the

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<v Speaker 1>LLC that I'm thinking just I'm just not gonna put

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<v Speaker 1>it in bitcoin because I probably crypt probably end up

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<v Speaker 1>doing something to myself, having somebody come after me. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like it's still I mean, I could do you

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<v Speaker 1>think do you think about it all the time? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's it's a bit now. I mean, I've turned

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<v Speaker 1>it into a bit, but I do think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>not as much as I did in twenty twenty. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always I'm always aware of my surroundings and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>always like cautious and just making sure I don't look approachable,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, not that that should even be a deciding

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<v Speaker 1>factor because it shouldn't. You all should learn how to

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<v Speaker 1>identify whoever did the ship better and messing with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who's just out innocent civilian exercising, Yeah, exercising. You should

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<v Speaker 1>do a better job with the system. You should do

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<v Speaker 1>a better job of training these guys. You should do

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<v Speaker 1>a better job of identifying. You should do a better

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<v Speaker 1>job of just doing your doing your job, doing your

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<v Speaker 1>job better. So there's that. I could still take them

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<v Speaker 1>to court, and uh, you know, a lot of Black

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<v Speaker 1>Lives Matter lawyers hitting me up, said yeah, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a case, but I'm just you know, COVID. I didn't.

1:08:55.840 --> 1:08:58.879
<v Speaker 1>I didn't go down there. I mean, but it's still ongoing.

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<v Speaker 1>Bought me a case one hundred nine and at a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of court every day I got the shot the booster,

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<v Speaker 1>the third booster for Omnicros. He said, I give me, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I you gonna learn your less than the day Karen determed, Karen,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe so, I said, there's always I'm the one

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<v Speaker 1>that said it's always a white there's always a white

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<v Speaker 1>person named Karen. I said that, right, And I was like, yo,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're the White People's Party, you say, you know Karen?

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<v Speaker 1>They will take care of your ass on all night.

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<v Speaker 1>I said that. Somehow Esnel put it in a black

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<v Speaker 1>Jeopardy joke and then the Internet took off with it.

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<v Speaker 1>But the seed I would it was me. Now, Dan

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<v Speaker 1>Cook had a bit about Karen always being a bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's that wasn't what I was talking about. I

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<v Speaker 1>grew up in the suburbs, and there's always from my

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<v Speaker 1>from my my deduction, there's always a white woman named

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<v Speaker 1>carrying around me feel me. So that's why I said that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, he said, Steve Harvey called you and told

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<v Speaker 1>you you you got being black in America. Sandwich boy,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a big being black in America. Sandwich boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome boy, welcome boy. You know I'd have been fucked

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<v Speaker 1>with with the police for years. You know, for years

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't fun with him. I'd have been fucked with

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<v Speaker 1>by the police. You just getting introduced. You just a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>You do you consider Steve because a lot of I've

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<v Speaker 1>talked to a lot and everybody says man, Steve said

1:10:34.200 --> 1:10:36.960
<v Speaker 1>they entertainer. A lot of these got an earthquake, says hey,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvey sold us on the game solid dude. Ruh.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't hoard the information. A lot of guys have

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<v Speaker 1>the information and they hoard it. Steve Ay like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve gives it away. Steve is, uh, that's another I

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<v Speaker 1>call him on. I hit him up and I talked

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<v Speaker 1>to him. I'm like, your uncle be doing you know?

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<v Speaker 1>He he literally let me know about my worst I didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't. There was no summation. I didn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't sum it up. I couldn't. He said, boy, you

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<v Speaker 1>understand when you did my show we had we only

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<v Speaker 1>had the second the second highest ratings to Ellen. I

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<v Speaker 1>was right there right under you know that's what your

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<v Speaker 1>show did. Boy? You know that? Boy? You know that? Boy?

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<v Speaker 1>And he said, you don't know how much power you have.

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<v Speaker 1>And I started thinking about that back when he's said

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<v Speaker 1>it in twenty seventeen. He said, you don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>much power you have. Then I started looking around the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>I see all of these videos that people put up

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I see the millions of hits that they get,

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<v Speaker 1>and I see that I'm not getting any of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, I don't understand my power. You have a

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<v Speaker 1>talent that folks can't A lot of people can't replicate.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a handful of people that can do it, but

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<v Speaker 1>to the caliber of turning into that person. It's almost

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<v Speaker 1>coming off his possession and not an impression. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>even see that. That's what you had, right, and you

1:12:00.880 --> 1:12:06.280
<v Speaker 1>could corral so an audience, so many people together if

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<v Speaker 1>you just take that and focus it. And I started

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<v Speaker 1>and I and I really started listening to him. And

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<v Speaker 1>now that's why I take all of the clips that

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<v Speaker 1>I see people put up. They got millies of hits.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put them on my page and they go viral again.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why I get paid for the ship, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. So it's like it's all

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<v Speaker 1>being aware of your star. You might have something, you

1:12:26.640 --> 1:12:30.360
<v Speaker 1>might have something that people are jealous of, envious of. Bam.

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<v Speaker 1>If you take that and you maximize it, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you could do with right, So I think

1:12:36.000 --> 1:12:38.880
<v Speaker 1>he he made me realize my talent because I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>at first. I really didn't. I was just having fun.

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<v Speaker 1>If you could have dinner with four comedias dead or alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, come on, now, who you're talking with? Who's

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<v Speaker 1>sting down with Bernie's Bernie's gonna be there, Red Fox

1:12:51.080 --> 1:12:53.360
<v Speaker 1>is gonna be there. Damn I gotta be damn it

1:12:54.160 --> 1:12:59.639
<v Speaker 1>and alive too, all right, alive Eddie, Eddie gotta be there?

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<v Speaker 1>And who else would I want? I want Prior there? Four? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I won't want Eddie, I would want I would

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<v Speaker 1>want uh Bernie. I said, I want Red Fox and

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely want Prior tore it was four. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think they could give gain. I have the conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that conversation gonna be like? What is that conversation

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be? Like? Shit, I don't know this shitt we started?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on? Hey man, Yeah, glad everybody got a chance

1:13:26.800 --> 1:13:28.479
<v Speaker 1>to come out today. You know, we're just gonna have

1:13:28.520 --> 1:13:31.679
<v Speaker 1>a good conversation. You have some food, drink some wine.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how I mean, it's bitch's head. Just have

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<v Speaker 1>some have some fun, you know. Man, I can't fuck

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<v Speaker 1>a bitch. I'll tell you why my blood pressure ship

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<v Speaker 1>going crazy. I've never done Red Fox. There we go

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<v Speaker 1>number one? Number two? Who else? Man? Shit, man, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>have been fuck fifteen times a day. So shit, if

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<v Speaker 1>I do get some old pusson, then I might be fatigues.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, one more person, Burnie, mat let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you mother, focus on some of them a bitch? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that you know about slinging? What they called I sling this?

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<v Speaker 1>Some of them bitch everybody getting pregnant. I pulled my

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<v Speaker 1>shit out his whole room. Get dug. Hey, hey, hey, listen, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll need to do no bits in that. I just relax, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>Just relax. Everybody, just relax, have a good time because

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't getting no bits. I'm having drinks and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>having bitches. Oh yes, I think it would just be

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. You consider yourself the golden pression is

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<v Speaker 1>you were Jamie Fox? Who is it you are? Jamie?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you do that? I wanted? I got the dope.

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<v Speaker 1>If you ask, If you ask Jamie Fox himself, Jamie

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<v Speaker 1>will tell you nobody can touch me with impressions. He'll

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<v Speaker 1>he'll say that. So I'm just using his words right

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<v Speaker 1>to say what the obby right? Because you've done both

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<v Speaker 1>over work, you've done for the family guy in the

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<v Speaker 1>Samson of the Nickelodeon. Yep ye. When you do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever you your actual voice? Are you always going? Nah?

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<v Speaker 1>I use my actual voice sometimes sometimes that's what they want.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'll do like fifty character voices. It like no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no. It's like just just saying normal and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like okay, they're like no, that's perfect. I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>all right, cool. So it's just like learning. It's learning that. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>on good times that I'm doing, I'm on good times,

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing an animated version of it. You j J right,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, of course I'm Julian. You know, I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>up there doing Little Baby, the Baby, I'll do bird Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do Kanye. They'll have me doing whoever they need

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<v Speaker 1>me to do. I'll do up there. And it's the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing on Family Guy as well as far as

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<v Speaker 1>impressions go. You know, the Kanye up there of course

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<v Speaker 1>is me, and then the other ones, the Will Smith's

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<v Speaker 1>all that shop. I like boards over that easy money too.

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<v Speaker 1>And man, did I think I did American Dad? I was,

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<v Speaker 1>I did a boy and I did myself. I was myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I was an alien. Oh perfect, Yeah, yeah it was cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like I could do some more this work here, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I think got uh Shannon, you could do a whole

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<v Speaker 1>I think you could do a whole series of people

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<v Speaker 1>would love it. It was like you were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew that voice. I knew that boys, he was undisputed.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew him. You were rapper too, Yeah, rap man,

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<v Speaker 1>I got boys, I got something drop. You have number

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<v Speaker 1>one for Billboard with first Lady Michelle Obama. Damn sure

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<v Speaker 1>it did all right, They're all right, go to college,

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<v Speaker 1>people go to college. I did it. So how did?

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<v Speaker 1>How did? When did you want to rap? When did

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<v Speaker 1>you know you could rap? I started rapping for I

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<v Speaker 1>did comedy and I started rapping off thirteen. It was, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>my neighbor. It was this Italian family, right, dude, his

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<v Speaker 1>name John Santuro, and he he would rap and he

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<v Speaker 1>got me started. I was thirteen, and I just kept

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<v Speaker 1>kept getting better. I was trash until I was eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's trashed for four years. Uh. I made two mixtapes.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll never hear them because it's trash. But after that,

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<v Speaker 1>when I was eighteen, I started. I created ah on

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<v Speaker 1>my space. That's how old. Oh this is? Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was on my Space, and I created a group called

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<v Speaker 1>Heavy Spinners, who I would have different people coming from

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<v Speaker 1>different states and everybody would battle each other, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And from there my writing got better. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>would just I would freestyle and I'd be battling, Battle

1:17:17.479 --> 1:17:20.280
<v Speaker 1>at college, battle at community college. I battled at VCU

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<v Speaker 1>when I went on the street after shows. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>one time it was it was three dudes I had

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<v Speaker 1>to battle. I feel like Goku, you know, you know

1:17:28.160 --> 1:17:33.400
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying, Fight everybody, punchlines. I'm battling three. I said, Yo,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take your money like mister scrooges, I said, three

1:17:37.160 --> 1:17:40.080
<v Speaker 1>dumb people. I'm battling the I said, I'm battling the

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<v Speaker 1>three stooges some shit like that. It was a young

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<v Speaker 1>boss boss, But I've always that's always been another avenue

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<v Speaker 1>to like, you know, to creativity, you know, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>just a rapping. It is just like comedy, set up,

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<v Speaker 1>punchline delivery. It's the way you say something. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>way that your swag where you finesse it like, it's

1:18:03.920 --> 1:18:07.240
<v Speaker 1>all it's the same thing, same thing with boxing. They're

1:18:07.320 --> 1:18:09.600
<v Speaker 1>all the same type of sport. They just have it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just elevated in a different environment, that's all. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've always been interested in it. And you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>dropped projects. I had something that came out spitting image

1:18:20.000 --> 1:18:24.120
<v Speaker 1>that dropped last year, got dagged up freestyles all over

1:18:24.160 --> 1:18:27.080
<v Speaker 1>the Internet with who Kid and Sway in the Morning.

1:18:27.240 --> 1:18:32.760
<v Speaker 1>So I've always been looking for whatever's gonna kick me

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<v Speaker 1>into that. But man, every year is a closer year

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<v Speaker 1>to forty. So shit, I don't know, man, but I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you could. I guess it doesn't matter as long

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<v Speaker 1>as you have an audience, right. But at the same time,

1:18:43.600 --> 1:18:46.439
<v Speaker 1>in Elba is rapping and he's about fifties, so it

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<v Speaker 1>don't freaking matter, right, I'm young enough. Did any where

1:18:50.040 --> 1:18:53.240
<v Speaker 1>you when you did any Apolis come by? And were

1:18:53.320 --> 1:18:57.200
<v Speaker 1>they any good? Were they are good at good at comedy? Yeah?

1:18:58.120 --> 1:19:01.160
<v Speaker 1>I think Elon Manning was pretty funny. Eli was funny?

1:19:03.120 --> 1:19:07.439
<v Speaker 1>Who else hosted that? Then Tom Tom Brady hosted? I

1:19:07.520 --> 1:19:09.800
<v Speaker 1>think he did. Yeah, I don't know how that. I

1:19:09.840 --> 1:19:13.960
<v Speaker 1>think Peyton was really good. Peyton Peyton, Peyton, and Peyton

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<v Speaker 1>and his brother are dope painting it. Eli are great, right,

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<v Speaker 1>They just they're funny. They know how to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>But some people, you know, you'd be like you got CT,

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<v Speaker 1>you got CT something wrong with you? You got But

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<v Speaker 1>but it's a situation where you know, like that's gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be in you. Just because I'm on Saturday Night Live,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on this thing where they do skits and sketches

1:19:32.680 --> 1:19:34.600
<v Speaker 1>and things like that. That don't mean you're gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>there and be funny. You could, you would be amazing

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<v Speaker 1>or as I look looking like, are you trying to pitch?

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to Jannon Sharp needs to be hosted? Lord, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what? You know? Where's my phone? I have? I

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<v Speaker 1>do have great improvisational skills. I can add lib. I

1:19:53.760 --> 1:19:56.840
<v Speaker 1>am funny by nature. Huh. But no, I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to wow. What is it the reading? The que cause

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<v Speaker 1>you'll be I can read. I can read, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I got some other things that I want

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<v Speaker 1>to try to like focus on first. Okay, I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>I look look at you, you Stephen A. Smith? Who else? Oh? Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>god dagger? I see his face. I see his face

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't. He talked kind of like this. He

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<v Speaker 1>got a sharp note, he got uh, he got glasses,

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<v Speaker 1>stew What is his name? What is his name? Larry

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<v Speaker 1>uh Day? What the hell? He'll come to me anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>You your host? You got daggy. What I'm trying to say?

1:20:31.640 --> 1:20:36.840
<v Speaker 1>What's your favorite sport? My favorite sports? Football? Favorite team? Rams? Baby,

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<v Speaker 1>We're looking bad this year, but we're gonna be back.

1:20:39.240 --> 1:20:42.320
<v Speaker 1>You'll be back, You'll be back. We all injured, everybody.

1:20:42.479 --> 1:20:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Your favorite player, my favorite player of all time? Jesus,

1:20:47.760 --> 1:20:54.240
<v Speaker 1>who is my favorite player of all time? Man? Kurt Warner? Huh?

1:20:57.479 --> 1:21:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean I love Kurt isn't really nah? My favorite

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<v Speaker 1>player of all time football wise? Man, you know what

1:21:04.320 --> 1:21:06.920
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go with. I gotta go at hometown. I

1:21:07.040 --> 1:21:09.040
<v Speaker 1>have to, I gotta go it. I gotta go with

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Vick to hometown. Yeah, he's from seven to five seven,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Yeah, I just had about he was electric. Yes,

1:21:16.680 --> 1:21:19.679
<v Speaker 1>I mean he was special. Yeah. And I mean okay,

1:21:19.800 --> 1:21:22.360
<v Speaker 1>and and Shannon Sharp come on, man, come on man,

1:21:22.439 --> 1:21:25.439
<v Speaker 1>you gotta come on Shannon Sharp. Yeah, that's what I say.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean, you know what you mentioned? You with two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty pounds? Absolutely what made you want to say?

1:21:30.479 --> 1:21:32.240
<v Speaker 1>You know what, I don't want to be two fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be It looked like you're under thro

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<v Speaker 1>your two hundred. If you're that, Yeah, I'm I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>buck like Wake eighty five, bucket eighty five ninety year. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So how long did it take you to transform yourself?

1:21:44.680 --> 1:21:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Three and a half months, four four to three and

1:21:47.640 --> 1:21:51.479
<v Speaker 1>a half to four months. I transformed because I looked

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<v Speaker 1>in the mirror and I said to myself, either I

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of this or I'm gonna get rid of me.

1:21:57.080 --> 1:21:58.559
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't want to do that. It was either

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna lose this weight or I'm gonna die. Because

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<v Speaker 1>I was that depressed. I was just I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>go to Palm bro Like. I didn't find nobody to

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<v Speaker 1>go with. I just didn't have the confidence to get

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<v Speaker 1>Like you were two people. You say you weight I

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<v Speaker 1>could have took. I could have took myself. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't go to prom. You didn't. Were you afraid

1:22:20.160 --> 1:22:22.680
<v Speaker 1>you didn't have anybody? Were you afraid to ask? Were

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<v Speaker 1>you're afraid to get rejected? I had asked, I had

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<v Speaker 1>gotten Yeah maybe and I got and we later for

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<v Speaker 1>you forget you? Then? Yeah? Do you think did you

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<v Speaker 1>did you? Did you? Do you think it was because

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<v Speaker 1>of your weight? Absolutely? I mean you were this size.

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<v Speaker 1>They would have said yes, yeah, if I was this

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<v Speaker 1>size and I had this status, nobody saying no no,

1:22:43.720 --> 1:22:45.360
<v Speaker 1>But I'm saying that that the status. You're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have this status. Yeah, it was. It was because that

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<v Speaker 1>played a My weight played a big role in my

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<v Speaker 1>just in my confidence. Man, I just was really I

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<v Speaker 1>was awkward, bro, And once I lost weight, I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of I started kind of myself. So I think it

1:23:02.080 --> 1:23:04.840
<v Speaker 1>was just all that was the identity crisis. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know who I was. I wasn't comfortable on my skin.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't going up to a girl and talking to

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<v Speaker 1>her like that was so foreign to me. I was

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<v Speaker 1>so scout, so intimidated. I loved watching point, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't know how to get to the get to

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<v Speaker 1>the cakes. I wanted the cakes, but you know I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't had no game back. You were doing that high cool?

1:23:23.720 --> 1:23:27.120
<v Speaker 1>What did I what did I? What? Not? You keep

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<v Speaker 1>you the dating? Wait? What was the wait? What was

1:23:38.600 --> 1:23:40.479
<v Speaker 1>the question? Okay, you don't want to ask them? I

1:23:40.560 --> 1:23:43.400
<v Speaker 1>would ask it. Okay, No, I mean that I let

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Look, I'm a look now, I'm I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>fulld I'm I'm super saying, god, mold do you do

1:23:50.400 --> 1:23:55.200
<v Speaker 1>you made? I didn't call somebody to get intervened? What what? What? What? Uh?

1:23:55.280 --> 1:24:02.040
<v Speaker 1>What you mean the the uter? Oh? Oh man? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, but I'm good now, okay, you good now, Okay,

1:24:04.280 --> 1:24:06.679
<v Speaker 1>I ain't addicted. I mean I'm not condicted. Okay, okay,

1:24:06.720 --> 1:24:10.320
<v Speaker 1>we all we all google? Don't you don't even google,

1:24:10.439 --> 1:24:12.720
<v Speaker 1>you don't even look. You ain't got to get me

1:24:12.760 --> 1:24:14.320
<v Speaker 1>even to get my phone to think I'm feel kind

1:24:14.320 --> 1:24:16.479
<v Speaker 1>of freaking. Oh no, oh, well, listen, I don't care.

1:24:16.479 --> 1:24:18.040
<v Speaker 1>It's got to the point. I don't care, you know

1:24:18.080 --> 1:24:20.040
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. I'm comfortable with myself, Shan, I don't

1:24:20.040 --> 1:24:23.360
<v Speaker 1>give it that I'm comfortable with too. So let me

1:24:23.600 --> 1:24:25.080
<v Speaker 1>I ask you, did you have any are you? Are

1:24:25.120 --> 1:24:27.720
<v Speaker 1>you dating? Serious? Right now? You? Hold on? Hold on,

1:24:27.800 --> 1:24:29.519
<v Speaker 1>Let make sure I get this right. You fail? You

1:24:29.680 --> 1:24:32.600
<v Speaker 1>like you least date? Did I say that? Yeah? You

1:24:32.680 --> 1:24:35.080
<v Speaker 1>said that low too, I heard it. Yeah, I said

1:24:35.120 --> 1:24:36.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't date at least you got it? Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>got at least three months with me? You got you

1:24:39.320 --> 1:24:41.360
<v Speaker 1>got three months to win you over. You got three buffs?

1:24:41.520 --> 1:24:43.160
<v Speaker 1>And then how long they get after they win you over?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's just like it. Okay, if you get

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<v Speaker 1>to a year, you good. What what's the longest you've

1:24:48.439 --> 1:24:51.799
<v Speaker 1>been in a relationship? Four years? Four years was my longest?

1:24:51.920 --> 1:24:53.880
<v Speaker 1>And that was why are you fraid of commitment? Why

1:24:53.880 --> 1:24:57.400
<v Speaker 1>are you fraid? I'm not afraid. I just I see

1:24:57.479 --> 1:25:00.479
<v Speaker 1>so much bullshit now. I think I think the older

1:25:00.560 --> 1:25:02.639
<v Speaker 1>you get, the harder it is for you to get

1:25:02.760 --> 1:25:05.920
<v Speaker 1>married because you have sussed out so much shit and

1:25:06.000 --> 1:25:08.519
<v Speaker 1>you're just like, I don't like that, or I don't

1:25:08.560 --> 1:25:11.120
<v Speaker 1>like that. But then you have to realize you're never

1:25:11.200 --> 1:25:14.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna get somebody that's a hundred percent you just hopefully

1:25:14.960 --> 1:25:17.800
<v Speaker 1>it's hot work. You're never gonna find someone that has

1:25:17.920 --> 1:25:20.680
<v Speaker 1>every single quality that you like. You just hope you

1:25:20.840 --> 1:25:23.960
<v Speaker 1>find someone that has enough qualities that you like, and

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<v Speaker 1>so the ones that they don't have you willing to

1:25:26.040 --> 1:25:30.280
<v Speaker 1>like aforego those true. Okay, Okay, well, well you gotta

1:25:30.360 --> 1:25:33.200
<v Speaker 1>have mental stability, because yeah, I've definitely been in a

1:25:33.280 --> 1:25:35.880
<v Speaker 1>situation where a girl cooked me dinner and she forgot

1:25:35.960 --> 1:25:37.920
<v Speaker 1>that she cooked me dinner and blamed me for how

1:25:38.000 --> 1:25:42.840
<v Speaker 1>bad it tasted. Oh yeah, ain't that some crazy? Yeah

1:25:43.240 --> 1:25:45.719
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna blame me for the chicken. But but here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing, are you me, I ain't really looking for

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<v Speaker 1>nobody that can cook like that, because you know, we

1:25:49.320 --> 1:25:50.680
<v Speaker 1>can need to go out to you. I can I

1:25:50.720 --> 1:25:52.400
<v Speaker 1>can hire somebody to cook. We can post me that

1:25:52.520 --> 1:25:55.200
<v Speaker 1>that's nice, that's nice. If you can do it. But

1:25:55.280 --> 1:25:57.080
<v Speaker 1>it's not the end. It's not a deal breaker for me.

1:25:57.200 --> 1:25:59.439
<v Speaker 1>I want you to have the skill I want you

1:25:59.479 --> 1:26:02.320
<v Speaker 1>to at least I don't want you to. You're cooking

1:26:02.439 --> 1:26:08.320
<v Speaker 1>skills cannot be the extent of TV dinners. You gotta

1:26:08.400 --> 1:26:11.160
<v Speaker 1>know at least how to make breakfast. You gotta, yeah,

1:26:11.200 --> 1:26:13.639
<v Speaker 1>you gotta at least know how to make them eggs cheesy.

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<v Speaker 1>Got yeah, you're gonna make these You're gonna make You're

1:26:18.479 --> 1:26:21.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna make these eggs cheesy with these grits and all.

1:26:21.360 --> 1:26:24.680
<v Speaker 1>You gotta be able to do that. I gotta at

1:26:24.760 --> 1:26:28.160
<v Speaker 1>least have breakfast, look dinner. Understand. I got skills, baby

1:26:28.320 --> 1:26:30.040
<v Speaker 1>from the South. My father used to be a chef.

1:26:30.640 --> 1:26:34.679
<v Speaker 1>Cook stuff, salmon, all of that. Whatever you want, shrimp, creole,

1:26:34.760 --> 1:26:36.439
<v Speaker 1>whatever the hell you want. I can make it for you.

1:26:36.840 --> 1:26:40.439
<v Speaker 1>But breakfast, for you, you gotta cook breakfast. Not that

1:26:40.520 --> 1:26:42.720
<v Speaker 1>I can cook breakfast, but I want you to do

1:26:42.800 --> 1:26:45.000
<v Speaker 1>it right. You can't just be looking good in heels

1:26:45.040 --> 1:26:47.040
<v Speaker 1>and that's it. Got dagging. I don't care how your

1:26:47.120 --> 1:26:50.479
<v Speaker 1>top game is. Yeah you can. You can give me

1:26:50.560 --> 1:26:54.600
<v Speaker 1>looking good. You got that little job. I got a

1:26:54.600 --> 1:26:57.880
<v Speaker 1>spiral staircase, bro, and I got that spiral staircase because

1:26:57.920 --> 1:27:00.599
<v Speaker 1>I like watching women walk down there. Yeah. Oh man,

1:27:01.160 --> 1:27:04.200
<v Speaker 1>a nice little a nice robe. Oh my god. They

1:27:04.240 --> 1:27:06.280
<v Speaker 1>put the robe on and they got the heels, a

1:27:06.320 --> 1:27:09.040
<v Speaker 1>little fluffy ship and they come down there and they'd

1:27:09.040 --> 1:27:10.880
<v Speaker 1>be flowing this ship and they get that long ass

1:27:10.920 --> 1:27:13.880
<v Speaker 1>cuellativell cigarette. Oh hell yeah, that's what I like? What

1:27:14.000 --> 1:27:16.560
<v Speaker 1>you like? That? What I like? They looked up what

1:27:16.680 --> 1:27:18.160
<v Speaker 1>I like to get married? So I don't. I don't

1:27:18.200 --> 1:27:22.200
<v Speaker 1>like that. No, what I've got to get married. I

1:27:22.320 --> 1:27:25.360
<v Speaker 1>gotta get married. Ain't what you mean? Oh you're oh multiple?

1:27:25.479 --> 1:27:27.720
<v Speaker 1>I mean your wife can do it. No, no, no, no, no,

1:27:27.800 --> 1:27:30.000
<v Speaker 1>no mad Look I'm fifty for about to be fifty five.

1:27:30.439 --> 1:27:31.960
<v Speaker 1>I need to get married. I don't. I don't want

1:27:31.960 --> 1:27:35.200
<v Speaker 1>to be alone no more. Okay, hey man, hey, you

1:27:35.280 --> 1:27:37.640
<v Speaker 1>do like your homie, the homie Pete Davis, and he

1:27:37.800 --> 1:27:40.360
<v Speaker 1>keep one of them things on it he does, and

1:27:40.680 --> 1:27:47.200
<v Speaker 1>the next one his next victim. What would you say?

1:27:47.280 --> 1:27:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Why would you say, Pete? Hey, yo, chick, I know

1:27:50.520 --> 1:27:53.280
<v Speaker 1>your girl she got a friend. Do that for you? Boy?

1:27:53.800 --> 1:27:57.479
<v Speaker 1>I mean I could, but it's like you want to

1:27:57.560 --> 1:27:59.720
<v Speaker 1>get something. You want some run off of Johanna or

1:27:59.760 --> 1:28:01.320
<v Speaker 1>do you want to get it. You want to get

1:28:01.320 --> 1:28:05.040
<v Speaker 1>it yourself. Like runoff boxes cool, like plug boxes cool

1:28:05.200 --> 1:28:08.280
<v Speaker 1>like I got plugged into it. But it feels better.

1:28:08.600 --> 1:28:13.120
<v Speaker 1>The satisfaction, the climax is bigger. If I'm hunting, if

1:28:13.160 --> 1:28:16.040
<v Speaker 1>somebody hook it up, hook it up? Hey, hey, you

1:28:16.160 --> 1:28:19.439
<v Speaker 1>know what? Look all right here, you choose it. Listen. Okay,

1:28:19.520 --> 1:28:22.000
<v Speaker 1>that's that's my problem. I am, but I'm a labor

1:28:22.120 --> 1:28:26.160
<v Speaker 1>saying that's my problem. You don't buy They balancing out though, listening.

1:28:26.320 --> 1:28:28.360
<v Speaker 1>If Pete, look, if you could get me, if you

1:28:28.479 --> 1:28:30.560
<v Speaker 1>bring me those your cat if you bring me a

1:28:30.640 --> 1:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>Magna stallion, I swift a lord, I know your magnast.

1:28:34.120 --> 1:28:38.200
<v Speaker 1>You got a man. Okay that you get powdered that

1:28:38.280 --> 1:28:42.080
<v Speaker 1>man just in the order fast little mesa. Okay those

1:28:42.120 --> 1:28:48.040
<v Speaker 1>your cat hold? Okay, somebody else, somebody else, Brianna, he

1:28:48.280 --> 1:28:51.800
<v Speaker 1>got somebody? And so what I identifies her baby father?

1:28:52.080 --> 1:28:54.360
<v Speaker 1>What y'all gonna say? You can't tell me shit, America,

1:28:54.360 --> 1:28:59.599
<v Speaker 1>because that's how identify. Didn't the service tell you they

1:28:59.640 --> 1:29:01.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't have I did that on the men you and

1:29:01.160 --> 1:29:03.680
<v Speaker 1>you're still trying to order. Hey, man, look the mcflurry,

1:29:03.760 --> 1:29:06.880
<v Speaker 1>but the mcflurry machine been broken. Yeah, at McDonald's, but

1:29:06.920 --> 1:29:10.080
<v Speaker 1>they don't mean apple so hey, the apple pie is dad.

1:29:10.160 --> 1:29:13.960
<v Speaker 1>But I still want that mcflury though. I'm I'm just saying, bro,

1:29:14.160 --> 1:29:16.120
<v Speaker 1>hey it shout out and look, shout out to their

1:29:16.160 --> 1:29:18.920
<v Speaker 1>relations shout out to their relationship. Drake, it's okay, man,

1:29:19.160 --> 1:29:21.479
<v Speaker 1>she heard she heard a song. It's okay man. Go ahead,

1:29:21.520 --> 1:29:26.719
<v Speaker 1>an do realize when you start up stir up on booboo,

1:29:26.760 --> 1:29:29.800
<v Speaker 1>it's still stick. Leave that alone and no booboo. Man,

1:29:29.840 --> 1:29:32.080
<v Speaker 1>this is just I'm a comedient. These are jokes, man,

1:29:32.160 --> 1:29:34.400
<v Speaker 1>these are jokes. I'm not saying nothing, not saying, could

1:29:34.400 --> 1:29:37.320
<v Speaker 1>you date someone? Make it more than you? Absolutely? Why not?

1:29:37.840 --> 1:29:41.240
<v Speaker 1>I jumped right in the swaddle. I don't care. I'll

1:29:41.240 --> 1:29:43.519
<v Speaker 1>be riding. I'll be riding a chest like this here.

1:29:43.600 --> 1:29:45.680
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. Hey, if Leslie Jones, if

1:29:45.760 --> 1:29:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Leslie Jones want to want to try some shit, hey,

1:29:48.800 --> 1:29:51.840
<v Speaker 1>I climb, I climb harss. I don't care. We about

1:29:52.400 --> 1:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>slow up. So let's just say, for the take of argument,

1:29:54.880 --> 1:29:57.320
<v Speaker 1>like we see these big entertainers and you know the

1:29:57.439 --> 1:30:00.320
<v Speaker 1>wife you know, and they they tag you know, they

1:30:00.640 --> 1:30:03.439
<v Speaker 1>behind they're not as known. So now the woman is

1:30:03.439 --> 1:30:05.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna be more known than you will be in the background.

1:30:05.800 --> 1:30:07.840
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be holding you good, holding up purst. I

1:30:07.880 --> 1:30:11.479
<v Speaker 1>don't care. I don't care. Broo, whatever bad jay Lo need, Hell,

1:30:11.680 --> 1:30:14.720
<v Speaker 1>I hold it for care. Bro I don't give a

1:30:14.840 --> 1:30:17.920
<v Speaker 1>damn bro Oprah, I don't care. I don't care. You

1:30:18.200 --> 1:30:21.040
<v Speaker 1>got stabbing? Why you always got a pick at stammen?

1:30:21.080 --> 1:30:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Ain't hitting that man? First of all, why you can't

1:30:24.040 --> 1:30:26.760
<v Speaker 1>find somebody that single? It's not that many billionaires. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a gold digger, sham. I gotta go that many single billionaires. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know women, you know who I'm gonna go. Jessica album.

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<v Speaker 1>She got three kids, so she got a man here,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, because how could I say that about j Lo?

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<v Speaker 1>And she got she got twins, she got twins, and

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<v Speaker 1>she got two more, she got four? Right, Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I mean if you want to say the one

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<v Speaker 1>that being aflack, but they're older, but you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you're the only got two kids. Okay, Well whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever j Lo need, I don't give it. Jay looka

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<v Speaker 1>have two hundred kids being aflack. It don't matter. She

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<v Speaker 1>a billionaire and it ain't gonna it ain't gonna last forever.

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<v Speaker 1>If somebody's already in order, stop reading them in you

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, hey man, read it is for middle what's

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<v Speaker 1>up with Jay Farrel? Next? What's up? Man? Dude? I

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<v Speaker 1>got a bio pick uh Casa Blanca Buddha Records coming

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<v Speaker 1>out March thirty. First, I got another movie that's dropping

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<v Speaker 1>on June team called The Blackening I did with my

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<v Speaker 1>boys sin Quai Walls, Jermaine faults in that Ivon Orange

1:31:28.439 --> 1:31:32.000
<v Speaker 1>or Orange Orgy from from Insecure. Okay, Ivon or you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm talking about, She's in it. What else? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I got a project dropping New Year's Day Speedboat that's

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<v Speaker 1>coming out. The rap shit that gonna be fired crazy. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a family guy. I'm a consulting producer up there

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<v Speaker 1>right right on there. From time to time i'm on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. I want to be there. I want to

1:31:49.120 --> 1:31:52.640
<v Speaker 1>be on there with Dewey. Oh really, I'm sure me

1:31:52.720 --> 1:31:57.880
<v Speaker 1>and Sheddon Shop can definitely have a sexy party. I

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<v Speaker 1>love doing when he beat the brakes off Brian because

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<v Speaker 1>the old money. Oh yeah, what's my money? Man? What's

1:32:02.439 --> 1:32:05.200
<v Speaker 1>my money? What's money? Man? Been talking me a long time, then,

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<v Speaker 1>you know It's wild to me to have watched that

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<v Speaker 1>show for so long and now to be on it.

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<v Speaker 1>For everybody, it's just the blessing. It's crazy to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And like, I just used to do impressions of Peter Stewie, Quagmire,

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<v Speaker 1>all of these folks, and now that I'm with the

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<v Speaker 1>folks and I'm creating my own characters with them, that

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<v Speaker 1>just shows. That's God, man, that's God. Bro. I know

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<v Speaker 1>I figured that you're the black Quagmire. I damn show,

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<v Speaker 1>am real life. Got Dagger. Let you know, ladies, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a munch got dagger. I said it. I'm a munch.

1:32:41.920 --> 1:32:44.200
<v Speaker 1>You thought I was feeling you. I'm a munch. Okay,

1:32:44.479 --> 1:32:47.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm munch it. Lunch it, crunch it, punch it if

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<v Speaker 1>you want. If that's what you're like, I can't with you.

1:32:50.360 --> 1:32:54.559
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm talking about. Appreciate it, Jay Man,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, hey Man. And Shannon Shannon, I love you, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. You cut out. Thank you brother. There's

1:33:03.280 --> 1:33:06.120
<v Speaker 1>no problem. I love Shannon Sharp and I'm so happy

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the show. And Got Dagging. He is the goat.

1:33:08.840 --> 1:33:11.280
<v Speaker 1>He is the gut thing goat. And if y'all. Motherfucker's

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<v Speaker 1>keep talking shit. Guess what and the person neative of

1:33:14.200 --> 1:33:16.679
<v Speaker 1>him gonna whoop your ass. Okay, I don't like that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be talking about all, man, don't talk about all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all Craig there. Okay, that's all. They checked him

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<v Speaker 1>at all carts, Okay, all right, shit, I said it

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<v Speaker 1>all my life. Then grinding all my life, sack fights, custle,

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<v Speaker 1>back price, want a slice, Got the brother dice to

1:33:33.520 --> 1:33:36.040
<v Speaker 1>swad all my life. I've been grinding all my life,

1:33:36.720 --> 1:33:40.679
<v Speaker 1>all my life, then grinding all my life, Sack fights, hustle,

1:33:40.760 --> 1:33:44.160
<v Speaker 1>bad pricing, want a slice? Got the brother dice to

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<v Speaker 1>sware all my life. I've been grinding all my life.