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Speaker 1: You can't man, go ahead, up, you can't do that.

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Speaker 1: You can't as sault special people supposed to look at

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Speaker 1: them all my life? The grinding all my life, sacrifice,

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Speaker 1: all my life? Then grinding all my life up, sacrifice,

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Speaker 1: to swath all my life? I've been grinding in all

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Speaker 1: my life. Hello, welcome to another edition of Club Sha Shay.

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Speaker 1: I am your whole Shannon Sharp. I'm also the proprietor

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Speaker 1: of Club Sha Shay. And the guy that's stopping by

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Speaker 1: He spent six seasons on Saturday Night Live. He's the

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Speaker 1: master of impersonations none other than Jay Barrel. What's going

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Speaker 1: on on? Can't you do? I'm good? I'm good? So

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Speaker 1: I was I was gonna get there me out the room. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you started doing me probably about a decade ago. Yep,

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Speaker 1: why the fuck you bother me? I listened. They wrote it,

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Speaker 1: they wrote it, and I and I saw the cat.

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Speaker 1: I said, man, okay, I could do that, but I

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Speaker 1: don't think it was that good at first. I think

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Speaker 1: I was exaggerating for no reason. Right, I didn't have it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have anything funny to say, so I had

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Speaker 1: And who was your first impersonation? Uh? Yes, I always

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Speaker 1: to that. Did you ever do your parents? Could you?

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Speaker 1: Could you? Could you do your mom and your dad? Oh? Yeah, Jarry,

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Speaker 1: that's what my mom always talks. Jack. You gotta stop cursing.

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Speaker 1: Remember where you came from? My father just like I

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Speaker 1: wasn't Mark Twain, it was Uh, it was two thousand

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Speaker 1: two Wow you little told you gotta all him too?

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Speaker 1: Been working out? Hut you look good? And we start talking, right,

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Speaker 1: We're talking for like ten but let mek your question.

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Speaker 1: he's sitting there, to go to talk to him. Man,

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Speaker 1: he'll take a picture with you. Man, he will. Man,

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Speaker 1: go take a man over there. Man, Amen, ain't that man, Amen,

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Speaker 1: got that picture, Shannon. So all your impersonations, who's your favorite?

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Speaker 1: But you know, how can't you get your number? I

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Speaker 1: What he dis is me? He was like, I called

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Speaker 1: Jake Farrell right after the awards, like, but you know,

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Speaker 1: used to doing it in a stand up so I

420
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,639
Speaker 1: was like, all right, if a bit kills, it kills Like. Meanwhile,

421
00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 1: if you ain't on, it's like, wow, well do they

422
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 1: love me? You ain't got no tweets this week? You

423
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,760
Speaker 1: just had and you were just trending on Twitter last

424
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,280
Speaker 1: week for a sketch that you did that you were on,

425
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,959
Speaker 1: You were on air for two minutes for, and then

426
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,359
Speaker 1: the next week there's just nothing at all. You might

427
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,479
Speaker 1: have a few tweets that say, hey, where the hell

428
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,200
Speaker 1: is Jay Farrell at? You know it messed with me,

429
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,879
Speaker 1: but it I'm telling you, it grew me up. Man.

430
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,120
Speaker 1: It matured me so much as they say the South.

431
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 1: It matured me. Yeah. It didn't make you better at

432
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 1: stand up, didn't make absolutely because I knew how to

433
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 1: I knew how to take a subject, and I knew

434
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 1: how to write about it quicker. I knew how to

435
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,920
Speaker 1: pump out material easier. I knew how to I knew

436
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,560
Speaker 1: how to control the crowd. I knew how to control

437
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,359
Speaker 1: the crowd already, but do it in a different at

438
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 1: a different level, right after you get up there. Man,

439
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 1: So I got I did get better because I wasn't.

440
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 1: I wanted that good when I first, when I first started,

441
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 1: was your goal always to be on Saturday Night Live?

442
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 1: With that ever a goal of yours. It was always

443
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,359
Speaker 1: a goal. But I just never knew how to get

444
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 1: there right. I was always one of them people that said,

445
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 1: I don't know how this is gonna happen, but it's

446
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 1: gonna happen, right, And somehow it would happen right. I said, Man,

447
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be on Saturday Night Live.

448
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what strings I gotta pull.

449
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 1: I don't know who I need to talk. But I

450
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 1: know if I put it out there and I believe

451
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,359
Speaker 1: in it enough, putting faith in it, and with my

452
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: belief and with my me being so close to God,

453
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 1: I know what's gonna happen. And it did that You

454
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 1: wanted to be on the SNL. Was that because you're

455
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 1: from because you know Rock was on it, and you

456
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 1: see Adam Sandler, you see a lot of guys stayed

457
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 1: from the Jersey area. So you see a lot of

458
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: comedians that's originally from that area, that area do Saturday

459
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 1: Night Live. I don't, I haven't heard. I can't honestly

460
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 1: say that I've heard a lot of comedians outside of

461
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: that area. There's not I mean there's I mean a

462
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 1: few of the other ones make it. It's mostly New Jersey,

463
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 1: New York comedians, people from the North. It's people from

464
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 1: Los Angeles that go to Second City. There's people that

465
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,679
Speaker 1: do UCB. There's people that do what is the other one?

466
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,959
Speaker 1: The groundlings in Chicago, you know what I mean. They

467
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: even claim me in Chicago, like he's from Chicago. I

468
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 1: was like, I ain't never seen this ship. I can

469
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: never tell nobody else. I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not.

470
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm not from here. So to make it from Virginia

471
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: on a show like that, to get there, to get

472
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,439
Speaker 1: yours out of the South, which is a crab bucket feeling,

473
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,719
Speaker 1: you know what it is? Yeah? Yeah, everybody, even when

474
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: you get some success. There's people that's gossiping why he

475
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 1: got that? Why I ain't got you know what it is?

476
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. I mean. But the thing that

477
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 1: I don't understand is that normally it's like, why would

478
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 1: someone that has more than you be jealous of you?

479
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 1: That's that's what I run into. Guys that have more

480
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: than me. You know, guys will say, well, he's done

481
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: and he can't dress, and this podcast is terrible, and

482
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 1: you know, he cheap and he broke. Okay, if I'm

483
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: all those things, why you care you not date me?

484
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. I think it's a I see myself in

485
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 1: your position. I bet you I could do better than them.

486
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: They have that, but they don't know if they did.

487
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 1: Put the shoes on their motherfucker. They break the ankles,

488
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 1: they fall, scrape the knee, bust the lip, all of that.

489
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 1: But because it's not it's always somebody looking from the outside,

490
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: never knowing all of the constituents of everything inside. And man,

491
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 1: you you know what it is. You gotta heart, you

492
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: gotta have you gotta have knowledge every day, you gotta

493
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: stay on topic. Yes, you have to have a you

494
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 1: have to have a general knowledge about a broad range

495
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 1: of things. Absolutely. I mean you it's you know what,

496
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 1: it's kind of like I guess it's like being playing jeopardy. Yeah,

497
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: you can be good at but if you're just good

498
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 1: in one area, you're not gonna be good at jeopardy.

499
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: You have to have a knowledge, a general knowledge of

500
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 1: a lot of different topics. Absolutely. And you know, we're

501
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: gonna talk about football, talking about basketball, We're gonna talk

502
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,919
Speaker 1: about you know a lot of different things, social issues

503
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: and so yeah, and so you have to have a

504
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: general knowledge. And for somebody to so for somebody to

505
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: say that that you that you're incompetent, that makes no

506
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: sense to me. But but but here's the thing. What

507
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 1: I've noticed aby people that will say things like that,

508
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 1: those are the people that's not spend one time, one minute,

509
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: one hour in your presence. Absolutely. They've never gone to lunch,

510
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 1: they've never been in your presence, they've never been in

511
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: your home. They don't know anything about you. But then

512
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 1: they get together and one saying something though, because this

513
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 1: is how I am. I don't know, if you like

514
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 1: to tell me, if you're like this, if somebody is

515
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: taught about somebody, now, I don't really know that said person,

516
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 1: or if I do know that person, I haven't had

517
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 1: the interacting that you've had, right, So I got nothing

518
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 1: to add to that conversation. So I'm over here like

519
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: this here, I'm not gonna just say yeah, yeah, you're right.

520
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: He liked it because I don't know, I don't know you.

521
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 1: You're judging off of your experience, right, not everybody. It's

522
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: that experience is not ubiquitous. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, I am

523
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 1: like that. I am like that, and I don't like

524
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: I mean, people are like, okay, I'll tell you this.

525
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: And this made me stop talking to this one draw

526
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: one girl I was in uh, I was in I

527
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: was in Greece, right, and she was cool when she

528
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 1: was from this is our first trip out whatever, first

529
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: trip out. But we go to the beach. She looks around.

530
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: She was like, we're better than everybody here. I was like, whoa,

531
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Like you don't even know them?

532
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: Why are you saying that? You know what I mean?

533
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 1: Even when we're in the back of the car and

534
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: you know, I think the you know how the seat

535
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 1: belt thing goes on whatever and the uber dry, it

536
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: was like, oh, it's cool. Just he said, just take

537
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: the seatbelt and put it behind you or whatever. She

538
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 1: had already done that. She was like, ha ha, I'm

539
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: smarter than you. I was like, Okay, this shit ain't

540
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: gonna work. Yeah I'm smash, but it ain't. Yeah, I

541
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: am gonna hit. But I hate people like that. It's

542
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: just like, why how could you? You don't know, right,

543
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't know the environment and the fact that,

544
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: oh my god, the self righteousness, the the entitlement, the

545
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: the the just it's just yuck. It's just a yuck feeling.

546
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: I hate being around. I love people that are always

547
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: positive ye, not talking about negatively. There's twenty four hours

548
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: of the day. I got twelve hours of mind my business,

549
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 1: twelve hours to league stay out of your business. I'm booked.

550
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: And what did Dezel say? Sharon Dezel was like, it

551
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: was like it was like small minded person talks about everybody. Yeah,

552
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: he's like a good mind the person talks about events, things,

553
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: and a great mind talks about concepts and figuring things out.

554
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: You gotta figure out which one you are. Yeah, because

555
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: a lot of people is simple. Shannon's simple, right, simple.

556
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 1: They don't talk about ship. True, that is very true.

557
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: But my thing is. You know what my thing is

558
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 1: not that can prevent people from talking behind my back,

559
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: is to keep them from smiling to my face. Oh

560
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 1: I got you, I got you. Just keep keep talking.

561
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: If you like that, put it out. Let me know,

562
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: so I know which thieves are in the temple. So y'all,

563
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 1: I know, stop talking about Shammon. Hey you know that movie.

564
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: I know what you did last summer. Yeah, I know

565
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: what you're saying. SATs I'm surprised, put up. But Shannon,

566
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 1: you dude, you're six year six five six six. No,

567
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm only six two two fifty. You're six two six

568
00:27:56,359 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 1: six five. Okay, state to myself, Okay, yep, I don't

569
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: bother nobody. I ain't in nobody's business. Yep. You don't

570
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: see me at the club. You don't see me at

571
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: no club. I'm not at this club this week, this

572
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: club next week. You don't see me with a hold

573
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of women. I'm to myself. You know,

574
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: I don't mind nobody. I didn't know nobody's business, you know,

575
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: Paul Pierson shout out to I'm I'm a very private person.

576
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 1: Me too, and so, and I like I like my privacy, yep.

577
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 1: But I think that's that's part of it, is that

578
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: when people don't know what you're doing, they speculate and

579
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: they talk. Can I ask you a question, you feel like,

580
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: do you feel like with social media and every the

581
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: abundance of people showing everything in life, do you think

582
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: the novelty of that is like has worn off? And

583
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: privacy is the key because like you are, I'm the

584
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: same way. I don't feel like I have to give

585
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: everything to everybody, right. I don't feel like I have

586
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: to tell you exactly where I'm at all the fucking time,

587
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: because this is my life and if I can't keep

588
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: this to myself, then you'll have everything. And I don't

589
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: feel like you deserve everything because you don't even know me.

590
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: Like I don't see y'all hate. I think they do.

591
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: They do. I think the biggest thing is what I've learned.

592
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: People will mess up. If they think you have something good,

593
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: they'll try to mess it up for you, whatever it

594
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: is positive, if you got a new girlfriend or I'm

595
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: gonna try I'm gonna try to say something bad about it,

596
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: or if you got something going on good, they're gonna

597
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: try to mess it up. Why you got something good

598
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: going on? Why you care? Absolutely? What jay Z say,

599
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: which what you eat don't make me shit? Yes, yeah,

600
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: my work, my work, my success has nothing. It is

601
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: not contingent or yours has nothing to do. It's like

602
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: my blinders are on. I'm a horse in my own lane.

603
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: I'm I'm racing me. I'm not racing against you. I

604
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: don't care what you're doing. I'm trying to outdo myself. Right,

605
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: It's kind of like, right if I make a little money,

606
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm not taking money from you, exactly. There's enough money

607
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: out there for us to go around. I'm not trying

608
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: to eat off yo plate. But why are you trying

609
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: to stop me from eating if I'm not eating off

610
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: your plate? Exactly? That's just that's just if we got

611
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: to get out of the mentality. So let me ask

612
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: your question. You're on SNL, who were some of your

613
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: favorite guests, Like, man, I get many gonna be on,

614
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: he be, He's gonna be on Man, I can't wait.

615
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. And this is in gen Z.

616
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: This is the hell out of this man. But he's

617
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: the goat Drake when Drake was gen Z. This is

618
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: the hell out of Drake. They called him. They they

619
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: booed him out of Frank. They thought Frank Ocean was

620
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: gonna come out. Drake came out. They booed him. That's

621
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: all I swear, bro, I swear I only meant the

622
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: man one time. The man show me much and the

623
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: man even called me on bro the man I was in.

624
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm in London, right, I'm in London. Well before I

625
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: even get into this, So okay, let me talk about

626
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: my favorite guests besides Drake, Carrie, Carrie Washington. Okay, that one.

627
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: I think that was a redeeming episode for me anyway,

628
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: one of my best comparatively over my SNL career. Okay,

629
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: Also when who who else came on and I was like,

630
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:06,239
Speaker 1: damn Son, this is gonna be crazy. Uh, There's been

631
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: so many hosts, but Maya Rudolph always amazing. She was dope.

632
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: Jason Siegel, he was one of my favorite to watch,

633
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: Like it was like he was a lost SNL cast member.

634
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: He knew like a theater kid. He was down for everything.

635
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: He just fully committed, he went there. I loved him. Also,

636
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson. Woody Harlson, that knocked my socks off. And

637
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: when I saw Sam Rockwell walk in with Vince Vaughan.

638
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: I love Vince Vaughan, but saying Rockwell is my favorite actor.

639
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: He didn't host, but I was like, you need to

640
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: because he is so talented. Do you see Graymond? Oh

641
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: my gosh, oh yeah, loud Bill like the way that

642
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: he makes you well. He had not gonna be good

643
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: when he had to move pack in his mouthfielder, officer,

644
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: it was like this, he busted it in his face.

645
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: Holy shit. It was so disrespectful, but it was so funny. Man.

646
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: So back to Drake sip Man when I was in

647
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: there that we skip back when I was in England

648
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: right just on some fluke shit. I just went out

649
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: there twenty fourteen just to like ship whatever. Me and

650
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: my homeboys ran into this promoter on the street. Promoter says, yo, man,

651
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm well connected in America and my friend is DJ

652
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: who Kid. I said, your friend is DJ who Kid?

653
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: He said yeah. I said, do you know somebody named

654
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: Jay Farrell? He said, yeah, the dude it does all

655
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: the voices. I said yes, he said yeah. I said hey.

656
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: He said, oh shit, man, what you're doing in So

657
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: he invites me to the He invited me to this

658
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: club Circus Circus Day so Will. I think that's the

659
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: name of it in London, and Drake and Rihanna were there. Wow.

660
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: I walk in. Drake looks at me, Oh my god, dude,

661
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you doing here? Bro? Like, Yo,

662
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: you aren't you like working this week? Rihanna looks at me,

663
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like, aren't you guys late working? Like

664
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: what's happening? Like what are you doing here? I was like,

665
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: I'm on vacation. Drake flew me both my homeboys out

666
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: to Manchester the next day. He was like, yo, what

667
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: you're doing. What you're doing tomorrow? I said, I'm just

668
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: chilling in London. He said, you're coming to Manchester. I

669
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: said for what? He was, I have a show. I

670
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: was like, oh, okay, yes, I'm there. I guess I'm

671
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: going to Manchester. Man got me a tour bus full

672
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: of girls, got us hotel rooms. We had a great

673
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: time a man. No, I didn't smash. I didn't smash

674
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: nobody I was. I was a little uh. I don't

675
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: know what happened at night. The when I wanted I

676
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: eventually smashed. You know you got your eye on one, yeah, yeah,

677
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: and that's and it's like it's like, all right, it

678
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: don't work out that night, but when it finally do,

679
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: it's explosive. Hallelujah. N you know, when you get all

680
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: that pup, get all that explosive and you'll get own

681
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: and own and what might make it head blow off? Yeah? Yeah,

682
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: So we finally we finally took care of that. Six

683
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: years after that, during the pandemic. It was, it was,

684
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: it was fun. I got a mid Shannon, I had

685
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: a that was London is a great, great place to visit.

686
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: I mean I recommend London, yes, sir, Oh my god,

687
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: I do. Relationship wise I don't, but visiting, hell, yes,

688
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: have at it. You did scat on this. And now

689
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: about Donald Trump, how was he? How was he ever? Ever?

690
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: As a person personally to me? He wasn't. He was

691
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: nice to me, right, you know, but I know he

692
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: knows how to play the game and play the room, right,

693
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: you know, so he it was It was absolutely it

694
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 1: was cool to me. Didn't say anything disparaging. He said,

695
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: phenomenal talent. You're phenomenal talent. Great guy, great guy. Phenomenal guy.

696
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 1: That's about all I know. But a great guy, phenomenal guy,

697
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: and I was just like, Okay, cool, that's what's up.

698
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: He nothing else to me. But I know he to

699
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: the public, to the general, the general populace, he'd be

700
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: going off. But he was cool to me. Man, Right,

701
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: I didn't say, I mean not like I said. Of course,

702
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: his rhetoric and everything that he stands for whatever, But

703
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: for that moment, he's a gregarious fellow. Right. He knows

704
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 1: how to play. He knows how to play a room,

705
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 1: he knows how to play the game. He knows how

706
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: to play. He's smarter than your thing. Oh yeah, and

707
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: you gotta be. I mean, you have to have a

708
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: certain level of intelligence to be able to be a businessman, right,

709
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: you know, because you know you're not gonna be dumb

710
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: making a lot of money, right, I mean, you know

711
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: if you do, eventually, it's gonna all go away. You

712
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 1: gotta be you gotta be able to play the game.

713
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: Because he convinced a whole lot of people to vote

714
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: for absolutely going to Well, you know what what I've

715
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: learned through my life in my fifty four years of living,

716
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: people are easily food. Yeah, easily food. Oh yeah, I know.

717
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: I put a damn clip up on my page with

718
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: a deep fake, and they thought I was a nigga

719
00:35:55,440 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: singing that's not me, that's not me singing the guy.

720
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: It was like a clip from twenty thirteen and dude,

721
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw it, but it was

722
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: a dude singing this h hallelujah and it was this

723
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,439
Speaker 1: English dude named Jay Starr, my homeboy. Put my face

724
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: up there. That ship went viral. Everybody was like, I

725
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: remember when Jay was up there. I was. I was like, no,

726
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: you don't because it wasn't me, right, like that was

727
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: that was a fake. That was somebody else. So people

728
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: are You're like, you're saying they're easily fool, deep fake

729
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: swaps whatever. And then even when you tell them, even

730
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: when you lie to the face and tell you they

731
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: tell you they lie, They're like, oh, okay, cool, they

732
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: don't they don't give us. They don't care. So why

733
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: snitches in everything or so hot? These days there's nobody cares.

734
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: That's why Takashki still has a career right now, Wow, Kanye,

735
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: you think Kanye should rump a bredent? I mean at

736
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 1: this point anybody could. Yeah. I think you have a

737
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: better chance of winning than Kanye does because You're more

738
00:36:53,960 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: likable than and what would what would jay Z say? Kanye,

739
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,439
Speaker 1: you know this is not to the most well thought

740
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: out plan you've had. You know, I feel like you should,

741
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: you know, fall back, you know, maybe be a governor first,

742
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: you know, the Schwartzenegger out. You know, you you're kind

743
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 1: of extremely going to the top. But you know, because

744
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: I should be president. I think Hope with town. Have

745
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: you ever met Hope? You met Hope? You said? He

746
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: said he was like, it calls me fake jays, that's

747
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: what he does. But the one thing I will say,

748
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: I don't really know him. I know a lot of

749
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: people that do know him. Have you never metal No,

750
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: I've never met him. I hope to meet him, that's

751
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 1: you know. I hope to meet him. I hope to

752
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: meet Davis. I used to work out with a Damsel's

753
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: son when he was at more House. He trained with

754
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: the same trainer that I was training with. And I

755
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: just like guys that have a lot. I mean to

756
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 1: see what jay Z became and where he came from,

757
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: to see where he is now sitting on top of

758
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 1: the mountain and now even in powering black folks. Yeah, man,

759
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: financial literacy right, and like going back to the Marcy

760
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 1: projects and setting up plans where folks will understand how

761
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: to make money themselves so they can get out of

762
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: this situation. Right, But he's trying to teach, he's trying

763
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: to give the game. Yes, yes, you know they say

764
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: the game is sold, not told. But you know when

765
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 1: you have, when you when you're sold already. I mean,

766
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: what is it to tell somebody something? You know what

767
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: I mean? I do the same thing with uh, with

768
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: my friends coming up in comedy, like if they don't know,

769
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: they don't know door deals and things of that sort,

770
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 1: percentages certain percentages to take from the door. Like they're like, oh,

771
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: thanks for the info. I'm like, yeah, but somebody gave

772
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: that to me, right, like Ralph, he may put me

773
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: on it, right, you know, So you take it and

774
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: you just pass it down and eventually everybody, everybody is,

775
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: everybody's literate and everybody knows, and then then you know,

776
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: shit just evolved. Yeah for sure. Dave Chappelle, Yeah, I

777
00:38:54,600 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: love Dave Chappelle. Level that he did about a month

778
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: ago might have been the greatest SML monologue that I've seen.

779
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: I agree with you, that shit the way the way

780
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: I mean he thought. You know, Covid has probably pulled

781
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: out his notes, the way he disarms the crowd, and

782
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 1: then he goes and he's systematically just stepped by step,

783
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: step by step, and he's saying it in such a

784
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: way it's funny, but it's true. Ah man, the way

785
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: he the way, the way he can tell a story

786
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: with his words. Yeah, it's like a great writer writing.

787
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:41,399
Speaker 1: And to add to that, sometimes Chappelle is so good

788
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: he can write, He can make up shit and make

789
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: it seem real. Yes, Like, I don't know if you've

790
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: ever seen a bit he did about public transportation. The

791
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: homeless dude held up the homeless dude held up the

792
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: bust by jerking off. It's like it was. He was like,

793
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: because I'm scared of public transportation. I was on the bus,

794
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: I was held hostage. He's like, forty five minutes was

795
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: nothing with nothing crazy. It was so Homer's dude jerking off.

796
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: But the ship was scary, son, it was scary. Just

797
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: right before that, I was smoking a cigarette. Wasn't the

798
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: coolest shit I did, And everybody freaks out, sir, Put

799
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: your goddamn cigarette out, sir. He just everybody's airs, sir,

800
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: I flicked it. And when he problems, just as I

801
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: did that, Homer's dude just whips out of his dick,

802
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: starts beating off and not getting mad because nobody says

803
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: ship to this guy. Everybody's just I was the only

804
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: one I had the guts to say something. It wasn't

805
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: even like I was brave, you know, I was sitting

806
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: beside the motherfucker. I had to say something. I'm gonna

807
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 1: stop it, son, you're hitting my elbow. Son, stop it, Son,

808
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: stop it. Just that that. I ain't gonna go through

809
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: the whole thing. But bro, from beginning to end, you

810
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: are dying because you're imagining. It's like a sketch. He's

811
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: literally painting in front of you. Yes, But to be

812
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: able to do that and to be able to come

813
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: from reality and make you think on both sides, Yes,

814
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,280
Speaker 1: he doesn't play. He'll play it. He plays this side,

815
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: he plays that side. He brings it right back here.

816
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: And a lot of comedians now they just focus on one.

817
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: You have to be able to cover both so folks

818
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: don't get as offended. Right, even if you say something right,

819
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: you know, they say the job of a comedian is

820
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 1: to take a real life event and make it funny. Yep.

821
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: And the really good ones can take the issues and

822
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: make him the funniest yep. He can do that if

823
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: because he looked I grew up with I came up late,

824
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: but prior and Eddie Man, shit man, he was watching

825
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: Richard Price, shit man, God dagn I ain't done this

826
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 1: shit and year Jack, I've been sleeping now shit Richard,

827
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: Bernie Mack, Rob Harris, those two, Robin and Bernie, Robin, Burnie, Chris, Eddie,

828
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: I say, and I say Richard and of course Dave Current,

829
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 1: but those those are the ones. And Cat too. Cat

830
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 1: is brilliant at that. But go ahead, man, unbelievable. Yeah,

831
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to. I want to grab

832
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: Cat in concert. I want to get you on, get

833
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: you on the pot too. Also Cat, Yeah, please come up.

834
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: If they've the goat, now, yeah, he is the he

835
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 1: is undoubtedly the goat. He is the He's the symbol.

836
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: He's a symbol for he's like Superman of comedians. He's

837
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: at whatever whatever Superman has right here. That's what Dave Chappelle,

838
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: because a lot of folks now were scared to go

839
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: certain places that he's not because you can't even if

840
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: you take something, you can't take ship from you. And

841
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: he walked away. See, once you walk away from something, yeah,

842
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: no one can take that from you and make you

843
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: feel bad or make you make you want it. He

844
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: walked away from Hollywood, He walked away from fifty one

845
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars. So you said, well, we're not gonna

846
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: let you do TV. Yep, like, okay, I'll just do

847
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: my stand I'll just do my stand up and people

848
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: record it and then you'll buy it back and I'll

849
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: get paid. Right, That's exactly what he's been doing, right,

850
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: master plan. And it's so funny that folks always call

851
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: people crazy when they don't understand what they're doing. Right.

852
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: But the man went to Africa to chill after the event.

853
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: He came back, and what did he do? He lied low.

854
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: He continued to do stand up, popping up every once

855
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: in a while where I remember Dave Chappelle, tickets will

856
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 1: go on sale, and they still do. But when that

857
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: time that he had quit Chappelle show, he would go

858
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: up and say announced he's coming two minutes, sold out,

859
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: two minutes, the tickets will be sold out. So it's like,

860
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: as long as people want to hear you. As long

861
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: as you have something substantive to say, then they will

862
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: continue to gravitate towards your star. You don't need these folks, right,

863
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 1: you really don't like Okay, Shannon, you know you the star.

864
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: Look what you didn't done. You didn't spun off. You

865
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: just run off that show with Skip Bayless and now

866
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: you got your own You got your own that thing

867
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: podcast and a whole bunch of other deals. Right. You

868
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: know why because you're the star. Right, It's like you're

869
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 1: the no no dispect the Skip because Skip is great.

870
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,479
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, as far as personality goes, we fuck

871
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: with your personality, right, everybody everybody likes you. You're gonna

872
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: say something. You're gonna say something that makes sense, but

873
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna also say something. You're gonna say something real,

874
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: and you're gonna say something funny with it, right, And

875
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: that's why that's why we love tuning in, right, And

876
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: that's why the ratings are what the raiders are? You

877
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: seeing the paperwork? You know what your raiders are, right?

878
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: You know everybody's watching the ship and it takes that. Man,

879
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, there's always a party on S and

880
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: L who through the greatest party, Who through the greatest

881
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: party of s And now I did I through the

882
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: greatest party s Now. It was my apartment. It was funny.

883
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: It was three thirty in the morning. Everybody came in

884
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: that damn high rise. I mean, if you're in the

885
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: high rise in New York, you ain't gotta like salve

886
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: hundred square feet. You ain't got seven hundred square okay,

887
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: but but a hundred of them square feet gonna be

888
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: covered by ladies just for the view from the view, right, man.

889
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: I didn't had so many times Jones don't walk in

890
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: and they've been I'm on my issue and I'd be like,

891
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: all right, we'll look at that view. We'll just put

892
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: a towel down. I'm like, yeah, go ahead, Yeah, you

893
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: put that towel down. Sitting there smoking, sitting there smoking

894
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: a something. You know what I'm saying. I heard that

895
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: you had to slam Bill Murray. I did, couch, But

896
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 1: why why are you flapping the old guy? Because he

897
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,399
Speaker 1: was hitting me, Shannon. He wouldn't stop hitting me. Bill

898
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: Murray is a legend, Okay, He's a legend. Caddyshat ghostblusters

899
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: groundhole day. The whole nine, when he shows up on

900
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: a writing night where he's not even hosting. He's not

901
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 1: hosting this week. He's just there and he goes into

902
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: the office and he spars with lorn I walk in there.

903
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: I see Lord Lawrence holding his back. I'm like, are

904
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: you okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm all right, all right? He

905
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: fucked you up? You up. He's in the office right

906
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: across from mine. I walk in. There is Zach Michael,

907
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: Jay who else was the name? Brooks Wheeling was in

908
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 1: there at the time, Tim Robinson, they're all in that.

909
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: They're all in that office. I walk in, I see

910
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: Bill Murray. Bill Murray looks at me, he goes, there's

911
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: I know your work. There's something about you you're not

912
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: showing the world, and like it's like this, it's this

913
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: thing you have that you need to show everybody. And

914
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, this is a sentimental conversation. Yeah, yea, okay.

915
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 1: It immediately switches like fifteen seconds later, He's like, come here,

916
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: fat boy, fat boy. I was one of the most

917
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: built people on the show, right I was. I was

918
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 1: the Shannon Shop of s andl I was like, they

919
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: don't get the hell out of you better respect me.

920
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: Put some respect on this body. Because I used to

921
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: be fat. I worked hard to get it right. So

922
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: he starts, he calls me fat boy. Then he gets

923
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: on me. He starts hitting me Shannon in the same place,

924
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 1: over and over again. Now, I don't give a damn

925
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: who you are, right, if you hit somebody in the

926
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: same place, it could be a soft hit like this.

927
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: Eventually it's gonna start getting a little sore. Yeah, So

928
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: as soon as it started stinging, I said, okay, I

929
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 1: got a drop him, sons. I picked him up and

930
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: I samoan dropped him on the sofa. And as I

931
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 1: samoan dropped him, he's still hitting me, drunk out of

932
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: his mind. No no recollection probably of this whatsoever. But

933
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: I slammed him and then I had to hold him down.

934
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: He was still trying to fight me. And I'm looking like,

935
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: y'all gon do anything, if anybody gonna do anything, if

936
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: anybody gonna say anything like groundhog dang, I'm like, come on, son,

937
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: they didn't say that. But he just he was attacking me,

938
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: and I got him. I got him, And all them

939
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: stories are coming out about Bill Murray. Yes, you can

940
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: confirm him. That man is something something up with him? Yeah,

941
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: but God bless him, God bless him. But I just

942
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: won't let somebody hit me in the same spot over

943
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,439
Speaker 1: and over again. I don't don't care if you are mother, Teresa. Yeah,

944
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna get You're gonna get the supplex you feel me.

945
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: You had a relationship, great relationship with Charlie Murphy and

946
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: you said, he told you don't do drugs at these parties.

947
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: He said, because drugs change you. Ye, he didn't want

948
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: you to end up like Rick James. It didn't exactly

949
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: you said that it is. Did I say you want me?

950
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: I said that, Yeah, Okay, that's funny. That sounds like

951
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: that sounds like I just had you. You had it,

952
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: you had, you had some east. I added some, I

953
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: put a little bit of I put I put some

954
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: I put some powder up there, and I put some

955
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: flour on that story. So with that some of the

956
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 1: best advice that you got that when you go to

957
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: the party, you can have a good time, but drugs

958
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: need to be excluded. Charlie said. Charlie said to me that,

959
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: he said, Yo, man, whatever you do, Jay, never do

960
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: cope man. I was like, yeah, I'm never gonna touch

961
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: it right, and that was the end of it because

962
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,919
Speaker 1: he didn't want He just didn't want it. Like first

963
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: of all, even if it was weed or anything. He

964
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: didn't let me do any thing right because he said,

965
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna have your mom coming

966
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: up to me. I'm not gonna have your mom coming

967
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: up to me. Share you corrapted my shop. Yeah, man,

968
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: you stay away from that man weed. Anything man, you

969
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: do we not here. You could do it, but not

970
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: this one man. Pass that Jay man and it was

971
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: in him and Freeze Love are always like uncles to me.

972
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: They were, they were big uncles to me. And then

973
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: when I finally met Eddie because he said you reminded

974
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: him a bit. He did say that. He said, Yo, man,

975
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: no matter what, man, always remember man, you got the

976
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: same chaps my brother does. Man. And I know the

977
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: nigga man. I grew up with this nigga man. That

978
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 1: should mean something. Man. So every time I think about

979
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: when I think about people that say stuff like that,

980
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 1: and I think about even Ralphie May, another deceased comedian,

981
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: a friend of mine who was like, you know, you're

982
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: you're more than an impressionist. Bro. I see it, so

983
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: I know you're more. So he's like, yo, just pause

984
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: a little bit before you drop the punchline. People just

985
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: giving you little tidbits to help you along your way.

986
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 1: And the folks that believe, really believed, And that's who

987
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: I do it for. People like Charlie Murphy, Ralphie May,

988
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: people like Twitch who just passed away, you know what

989
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying, People like people like Bob Saggett, Right, you

990
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Very a lot of comedian friends

991
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 1: I've I've lost and it's it's been uh, it's been hard,

992
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: but they always leave something, and there's something from them

993
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 1: I carry with me because it's something they've said. Even

994
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: with Chadwick Bosman, right, Chadwick Boseman with my Showtime show

995
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: White Famous. He said, yeah, you don't have to worry

996
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: about that. You're gonna get another one because that show

997
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 1: showed that you could act. You know, a lot of

998
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: people didn't know you could even act, but now you

999
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: know they can see that. You know, it's recipes to him,

1000
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: but he's but he didn't have to give me that, right,

1001
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 1: So that's somebody else. Man. I just I hold those

1002
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: with me. Man, who do you who do you compare

1003
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: your style. It's like it's a mix between Eddie Murphy

1004
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: and Chris rock Now, and that's what people come up

1005
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: to me and say, Right, And like I said, I

1006
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 1: look up to Bernie, Robin, Chris, Eddie, you know Cat,

1007
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: you know, Dave Richard Pryor Robin Williams, Jim Carrey. But

1008
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 1: those two comedians, I would say. And I've been trying

1009
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 1: to find that my whole career. I'm trying to figure

1010
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: out what that is, and I think I finally cracked it.

1011
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: You you've acted alongside IQ, Kevin Hard, Chris Rocky, Keep Farmercat.

1012
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: I mean, who are some of the people that you

1013
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: would like to act? Really? The part Denzel, that's the

1014
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: one that I really Denzel did one thing I would

1015
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: consider comedy, and that's Devil and Brue Dress. I don't

1016
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,879
Speaker 1: know if you remember that here with Don And wasn't

1017
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 1: Robin Harrison that yet doing Sting? Yeah, yep, I do

1018
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: remember that, and Uptown Saturday Night he was supposed to

1019
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: do that Will Smith or something happened. They didn't do

1020
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: it right. But I think he's Denzel is a funny guy. Yeah, yeah,

1021
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: I know, but he's kind of he's kind of stayed

1022
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: in this lane and don't get it. He's tremendous in

1023
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: that list. I mean, he's unbelievable in that lane. Yeah,

1024
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: I would, I would like. I would like. I know

1025
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: he can do it, and there's nothing Denzel can't do, right,

1026
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: but I would probably like to see I would like

1027
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: to see him do another debt. Not you know, but yeah,

1028
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: I mean I would. I would love it too. And

1029
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: I feel like, even if it's not even if it's

1030
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: not comedy Shannon, even if it's like just an action movie, right,

1031
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,359
Speaker 1: I want to be his son or somebody, right, if

1032
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: I could play that, right, you know? Will Smith, Uh,

1033
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: definitely at some point. You know, he was always you

1034
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: know when I was growing up, I was I was

1035
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: always like, I would love to work with him some way.

1036
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy. Of course, I keep I keep kicking myself

1037
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: because all these re reboots are getting green lit and

1038
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 1: I don't know shit about him, right, you know what

1039
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: I mean, Like Beverly Hills, God, that's already in the making.

1040
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: They made coming to America already. I mean, you bad

1041
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: back to get you, you get you gets you don't

1042
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: get on your agent because this stuff is in the worst.

1043
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: You need to know. I need to know there's gonna

1044
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: be some fire on some asses. I'm not lying shatting.

1045
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: I get twenty twenty three. We gotta get We gotta

1046
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: get it. You understand. Look, I'm looking right in the

1047
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm looking at y'all some of the tricks. You see

1048
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: my eyes. I'm not being sperious what I say this.

1049
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: If we don't get some production going, it be trouble trouble,

1050
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: won't get the motherfucking adjusting, Gonna be trouble, trouble rising

1051
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: off me on what the fuck? Blue Blue Blue Baby

1052
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 1: raised up Blue Blut memories go. I'm gonna help you.

1053
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: You you know, Will Smith know Chris Rock the incident

1054
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: that happened at the oscars? Could that have been avoided

1055
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,919
Speaker 1: or what what I mean? Yeah? It could have if yeah,

1056
00:53:54,040 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: it could have if you were Chris Rock. Chris Rock

1057
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: is like twenty five ganglies real life. He tried to

1058
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: scrap a nobody. He lightened the hills, right man, You

1059
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It's hard to tell a man

1060
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: that's heard a joke about his wife. It was harmless,

1061
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: it was meaningless. It shouldn't you know? You took it

1062
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 1: the wrong way, and I get that. Okay, now, but

1063
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: how did you did you think the joke about the

1064
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: g I Jane, Yeah, I didn't think that was the reason.

1065
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: I think it was when Chris Rock was talking in

1066
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: twenty and sixteen, Yes monologue, I think that kind of

1067
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 1: had something to do. Oh when he said that Will

1068
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: Smith he wasn't coming, Jada said she wasn't coming. Yeah,

1069
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm not getting invited to the Oscars. It's like me

1070
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 1: not getting invited to Rihanna's pennies. Okay, I was never invited. Okay,

1071
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: I think that. But it was a culmination, yea, the

1072
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: things that have been saved, and it had been built up,

1073
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: and then the memes. All that will Will was the

1074
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: red the Red, the red table talking man. And I

1075
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: don't think he's ever got the credit he deserves for

1076
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: being a rapper. He won the first Grammy for a rap.

1077
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that. I didn't know he was

1078
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: the first rap, the first and nobody really looks at

1079
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: him as a rapper. I like this stuff. I honestly knew.

1080
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,880
Speaker 1: I like it stuff. I've seen The Lion Sherf his movies,

1081
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 1: and I still I still would go see his movie

1082
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: I gotta go see a mass a patient. But I

1083
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 1: just didn't like that. That's his night, I think, But

1084
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: he's never not you know that night is. No, it's

1085
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 1: not known for him winning an oscar. No, it's known

1086
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 1: for what he did for him trying to winning then oscar. Yep.

1087
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, you smack that black man on

1088
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: national tap. Yes, yeah, that all those other white people. Yeah, okay,

1089
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: now you wit, now you witness you now you with

1090
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. Come on, now, you could have gave him

1091
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: a smack, right, it could have. Man, who else is

1092
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: sitting there? Gary Oldman shout out to Gary Oldman, I

1093
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: love him smack. Yeah. I mean that's maybe maybe you

1094
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,399
Speaker 1: get together and say, bro, you need to leave my wife.

1095
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 1: I mean there are some things that you said in

1096
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 1: the past and it's kind of building up. Yeah, so

1097
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 1: I feel like that could have that slap should have

1098
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 1: never it only should have been heard about. It never

1099
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: should have been publicized. The world wasn't supposed to know

1100
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 1: about that. It's like, Okay, you hear about fights between

1101
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: celebrities sometimes that breakout, and of course they will talk

1102
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: about it eventually, but for the for the bulk of it,

1103
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, nah, I don't know what you're talking

1104
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: about like that. They avoid it, right, And I think

1105
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: that should have been one of those situations where it

1106
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: wasn't and everybody thought it was a bit. At first,

1107
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: I thought it did because I'm like, I noticed, Yeah

1108
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: they got because everybody, you know, not all of a

1109
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: sudden social medias blown up. Man, that was a skit.

1110
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's can let you slap it

1111
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: like that that you know a movie? Yeah? Nah, nah?

1112
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:57,959
Speaker 1: You what you say? What did you say? I would

1113
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:02,919
Speaker 1: have whooped Will Smith ass. I would Will Smith listen.

1114
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,359
Speaker 1: I would have came about the skip skip which coming

1115
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: close with me, fourth skip which gonna give me a

1116
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: drink or something? Skip skip. I would have beat Will

1117
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: Smith fan on that North lives of ship. That ship

1118
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 1: would have went out the window. I would have whooped

1119
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: this ass. I would look, can't come there. But think

1120
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 1: about what you just saying. Yeah, how do you think

1121
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: that could have been prevented? You said if you had

1122
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 1: told a joke. I believe he took advantage of a situation.

1123
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: He saw a five I don't know, five eight five

1124
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: nine guy that way one hundred and fifty pounds. I

1125
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 1: think will Smith is probably was six two maybe two

1126
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: hundred pounds, six two, two hundred, So he saw an

1127
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: opportunity that he can take advantage of that. Joe will

1128
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: Smith ain't stepping to me, No, he not. He's gonna look.

1129
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, all right, I'm gonna chill. Yeah.

1130
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: But but you know, he said, dude, I wish I

1131
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: wish he had apologized that night. I get you. I

1132
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: would apologize to the academy. That's blah blah blah. You

1133
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: gotta apologize to this man. Yeah. Now, he said, you know,

1134
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: I was dealing with a lot of things. You know,

1135
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: I had a lot of things, and it just came

1136
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 1: to a head. I hope at some point in time

1137
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 1: here and Chris Rock. I don't know if Rock's gonna

1138
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: be accepting of this to sit down and have a

1139
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,479
Speaker 1: conversation about it. I think they. I think it would

1140
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: be good for them to have a conversation. I think

1141
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: even if. But I need you to slap me your

1142
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: check about fifty million person. I got assaulted. Man, I

1143
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: was assaulted. Man. I got a smack head wow, a

1144
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: nigga who made Summer Time Wow Wow Wow. And Chris

1145
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: Rock ain't like Chris Rock, ain't regular man. Chris Rock

1146
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,439
Speaker 1: got a couple of problems sharing it. Yeah, he ain't,

1147
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: you know he he he got it. You know he

1148
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: got he's got what's it called, uh, what is it called?

1149
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: Nonverbal learning? This? Yeah, that's close to having Asperger. So technically,

1150
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: Will Smith assaulted a special person. You can't, man, go ahead,

1151
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: you can't do that. You can't assault special paper supposed

1152
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: to look at them they got we got some guy

1153
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: like that that make sure that that like like here,

1154
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: and then you don't take advantage exactly what ain't supposed

1155
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: to hit? They gotta they got a class with with

1156
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: They gotta deal with drawn with fat crayons and slipping

1157
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: all over the desks, all these paper towers and things.

1158
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: And that's sat You can't. They got it too much

1159
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: to worry about. You can't smack them. The sault them.

1160
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 1: You mentioned you were from Virginia, Yes, sir, When you

1161
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: were growing up in Virginia, what did you did you play? Boys?

1162
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: What did you what did what did Jay want to be?

1163
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: When he became a Jay played Jay tried everything. Jay

1164
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: played bread basketball, which I was not good at. I

1165
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 1: got better as I got older. I'm a flat footed dude. Man,

1166
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 1: you played football because I was heavier. I was, like

1167
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: I was. I was seventy five pounds heavier when I

1168
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 1: was in high school. So I was alignment. I was,

1169
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 1: I was attacked. I was a guard and a tackle,

1170
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So I was on the line.

1171
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 1: I would crab. But that didn't really that didn't really

1172
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 1: speak to me. So then it was high school theater.

1173
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: I was still doing it, but that predominantly took over

1174
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: my extra trick curricular activities. And yeah, I was a heavy,

1175
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: fat dude us in the theater. Yeah, man, that's I mean,

1176
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 1: that makes sense. You see most of them. You ain't

1177
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: get no girls theater though I did. I got the weird.

1178
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: You get the weird thoughs. They're weird. Them dumb girls,

1179
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 1: them theater girls, them jaws is freaks them, them theater

1180
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: joints because they don't they don't. Nobody else touches them.

1181
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: You don't see, I shouldn't put on this planet. All right. Yeah,

1182
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: I'm going to Broadway, going right to the backstage. I'm

1183
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: gonna tell you, man, them them performance girls. I can

1184
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 1: I can, I cannot can I be honest with you

1185
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: and lose it. Yo. Man. So I was I was

1186
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: dealing with this one jaw in New York. And you

1187
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: know she was. She was a dancer and uh, you know,

1188
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 1: a prolific dancer. I can't. I'm not gonna say exactly

1189
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 1: what she was on because then she didn't. She'll know

1190
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: who I'm talking about and watch it. But bro, we

1191
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: went to I came to her show and right in

1192
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 1: the right in the back state, right in her dressing room,

1193
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: we write in the dress, write in the dress right

1194
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 1: before she went on that ship was crazy, oh man.

1195
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: And she was dancing the boys. She was dancing that

1196
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: night boys. Yeah, yeah, she I said, damn, I said,

1197
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: somebody put a battery on her back. What's going on?

1198
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: I was the battery. Yes, all of the charge, mister sharp,

1199
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: all of the charge. But but yeah, you don't get

1200
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 1: you get those girls are? Those girls are. That's why

1201
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 1: I got my first kissing theater, her first kiss. The

1202
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 1: girl she just said, you was heavy. Yeah I still, Hey,

1203
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:57,960
Speaker 1: biggie baby, it's just swag. Man. You just if you

1204
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 1: know how to talk that Shannon, You know, man, you

1205
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 1: know how to talk that shit. You you get in

1206
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 1: there where you bullet where you bulleted in high school,

1207
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 1: where you picked on the high school. I was picked on.

1208
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: I was picked on. Is that why you became funny?

1209
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 1: I believe. So it was a way for me to

1210
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: like when I was doing voices, I was joking around

1211
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: people like that. Yeah. But and so they laughing, they're

1212
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: not laughing, they laughing with you, not at you. Yeah.

1213
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 1: And so me I have I talked with a list

1214
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: and so what I could do is that I can

1215
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: make people laugh. So I start talking about somebody else clothes.

1216
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: You didn't notice I had holes in my knees, or

1217
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: you didn't notice what I had on. So I got

1218
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: them up off me and got them on somebody else.

1219
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,439
Speaker 1: So I wanted to transfer to laugh though, I gotta

1220
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 1: get you up off me. Transferred to transferred to fry, Yeah,

1221
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: transferred to fade. Hey, man, that's what you gotta dude,

1222
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 1: that's what listen. I had to do that too, I yo,

1223
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: I had to lose these hips. Man. It was the butt. Man. Listen,

1224
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing worse than you've been on the date with

1225
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 1: your girl and you hear dudes in the back talking

1226
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 1: about God Dagne that's fat, and you don't know whether

1227
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 1: they talking about her or you I had changed that. Yeah,

1228
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 1: I got cat called. Yeah, yeah, that was fucked up.

1229
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: I dropped my phone and dude was like god during

1230
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 1: I'm I saying my g you were like, oh my bad, bro,

1231
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: But you know what you got? Yeah? Yeah, just like hey,

1232
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: oh they said, man, he I put in his coverage.

1233
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 1: I don't know how he got it. I don't know

1234
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: how he got hurt. He must be got a pocket

1235
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: pull of money. Hey man, you know, hey, pocket full

1236
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: of money or maybe something extensive. It's something extensive, you know.

1237
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 1: I won't talk about an incident that happened that I

1238
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,959
Speaker 1: don't know if people remember it. And it happened about

1239
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: a month before the George Floyd absolutely right out here,

1240
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: right on, right off the ventur in Corban. Yeah, man, Kevin,

1241
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 1: I got wrong for Lee detained by the LAPD. I

1242
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: was just running, man, I was exercising during the pandemic,

1243
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: trying to trying to keep my hips off right, you

1244
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So I'm running down vntour, I

1245
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 1: got my boats, headphones on, noise canceling, and you know,

1246
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,120
Speaker 1: I'm running that first shan and I'm running and the

1247
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 1: app said slow down walk. That was literally got talking.

1248
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: So when I got to that next block, over a

1249
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 1: helicopter floor over my head, I was like, I didn't

1250
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 1: I didn't turn on the PlayStation. How did I getting

1251
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 1: grand All though? The police officer he's got his gun out,

1252
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 1: he said, the left of me. He's like freeze. I'm

1253
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: thinking he's talking to somebody else. I said, oh, snap,

1254
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 1: maybe I should get my phone because I need to

1255
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: record this. He was like, you get on the ground.

1256
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: I was like me Jay Pharrell. I was like, hold up,

1257
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 1: Jared Faroh that's my real name. Yeah, I said, Jared Farrow.

1258
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: Like what I said? All right? And as soon as

1259
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 1: I get down on the ground to comply to the officer.

1260
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: As I'm getting on the ground, three more officers are

1261
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 1: coming up with their guns. Now it's four officers with

1262
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 1: their guns. I get down on the ground to comply,

1263
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: and on my life, I'm not making this up. Man,

1264
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 1: The app said run. I said, I said, you got

1265
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:56,920
Speaker 1: your damn mind? I said not today, say not today.

1266
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 1: I got put. I'm in handcuffs. I'm like, yo, what's

1267
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 1: the me into this. They're like, you match to description

1268
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,439
Speaker 1: of a black man and sweatpants and sweatshirt. I said,

1269
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: oh really, so any nigga dot Com, that's what you mean,

1270
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: right right? I said, Man, if you look up Jay Ferrell,

1271
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 1: you see what you're making a big mistake. Now. I

1272
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: don't know if that had anything to do with it,

1273
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 1: but I know they came back and they said, you're

1274
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: not the guy. We can let you go. And I said,

1275
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,439
Speaker 1: I've been trying to tell you that I'm not the guy.

1276
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: And they say, hey, man, you know what can you know? Hey?

1277
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 1: Sorry whatever. I'm like, dude, I've been I'm like, you've

1278
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,720
Speaker 1: put me on the ground. I'm like, I'm sweaty, I

1279
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,080
Speaker 1: got dirt on me. I was like, I'm I got

1280
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 1: I've never had handcuffs on before. I'm like, I've never

1281
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 1: even got a ticket. I've I mean, I've I've broken

1282
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 1: a law, but I've never been caught, you know what

1283
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I'm like, what's the meaning of this? Man?

1284
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:53,160
Speaker 1: So it was just a it was an unfortunate situation.

1285
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 1: But I thank god that the app told me to walk,

1286
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: because if I would have been running through that situation,

1287
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:04,200
Speaker 1: there's an alternate universe where I ran. I did that

1288
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,919
Speaker 1: ship didn't tell me to go, And I'm not even

1289
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: here right, because it shoot, shoot and ask questions later.

1290
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 1: That's how they do it, right. I think it was

1291
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 1: just unfortunate that it took so long for something like

1292
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: that to happen to me, you know, because if I

1293
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:23,080
Speaker 1: would have been exposed to that earlier, I would have

1294
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: you know, I've been like, oh man, I probably wouldn't

1295
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:27,160
Speaker 1: miss such a big deal. But it's like, this is

1296
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 1: my first time and you all, you all had guns

1297
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:34,000
Speaker 1: on me. Everybody is driving past. People know who I am, right,

1298
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 1: They're like, yo, I knew that Farrell was a rotten apple,

1299
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? I didn't do shit like I apology.

1300
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:44,479
Speaker 1: They didn't they they said they were like, my bad.

1301
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like a like we would like to

1302
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 1: the LAPD you would like to apologize to Jared Farrell

1303
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 1: on behalf. It wasn't anything. No no, no, no, no,

1304
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:54,440
Speaker 1: no no no. You know, I'm like dollar size. I

1305
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 1: like I apology to have dollar size. That's the greatest

1306
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: for that's the greatest form of an apology. That Shannon

1307
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 1: kat Williams told me, you need to sue the funk

1308
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: out of them and become a black billionaire. You'll get

1309
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 1: the negro elon musk. All you got is the LPD

1310
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 1: would like to apologize. That's all I got, and you

1311
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: left it alone. I left it alone because I'm I mean,

1312
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna I mean, I still have the

1313
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 1: statue of limitations. I could still go in. I mean,

1314
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 1: I think you have up to what four years too? Yeah,

1315
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 1: it's up to four right, Yeah, so I still have

1316
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: another couple of years. But I'm thinking about all of

1317
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 1: the arduousness of going to cord and okay, I think

1318
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 1: about all the bank accounts, the Kale corporations start the

1319
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:45,760
Speaker 1: LLC that I'm thinking just I'm just not gonna put

1320
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 1: it in bitcoin because I probably crypt probably end up

1321
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 1: doing something to myself, having somebody come after me. I

1322
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: feel like it's still I mean, I could do you

1323
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 1: think do you think about it all the time? I mean,

1324
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: but it's it's a bit now. I mean, I've turned

1325
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: it into a bit, but I do think about it,

1326
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 1: not as much as I did in twenty twenty. But

1327
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 1: I'm always I'm always aware of my surroundings and I'm

1328
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:16,280
Speaker 1: always like cautious and just making sure I don't look approachable,

1329
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 1: you know, not that that should even be a deciding

1330
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: factor because it shouldn't. You all should learn how to

1331
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 1: identify whoever did the ship better and messing with somebody

1332
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 1: who's just out innocent civilian exercising, Yeah, exercising. You should

1333
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 1: do a better job with the system. You should do

1334
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 1: a better job of training these guys. You should do

1335
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: a better job of identifying. You should do a better

1336
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:42,040
Speaker 1: job of just doing your doing your job, doing your

1337
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 1: job better. So there's that. I could still take them

1338
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,599
Speaker 1: to court, and uh, you know, a lot of Black

1339
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: Lives Matter lawyers hitting me up, said yeah, we have

1340
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: a case, but I'm just you know, COVID. I didn't.

1341
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,879
Speaker 1: I didn't go down there. I mean, but it's still ongoing.

1342
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 1: Bought me a case one hundred nine and at a

1343
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:09,639
Speaker 1: bit of court every day I got the shot the booster,

1344
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 1: the third booster for Omnicros. He said, I give me, hey,

1345
01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: I you gonna learn your less than the day Karen determed, Karen,

1346
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 1: I believe so, I said, there's always I'm the one

1347
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 1: that said it's always a white there's always a white

1348
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 1: person named Karen. I said that, right, And I was like, yo,

1349
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,400
Speaker 1: if you're the White People's Party, you say, you know Karen?

1350
01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:35,400
Speaker 1: They will take care of your ass on all night.

1351
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 1: I said that. Somehow Esnel put it in a black

1352
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 1: Jeopardy joke and then the Internet took off with it.

1353
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:49,479
Speaker 1: But the seed I would it was me. Now, Dan

1354
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 1: Cook had a bit about Karen always being a bitch,

1355
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,600
Speaker 1: but that's that wasn't what I was talking about. I

1356
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 1: grew up in the suburbs, and there's always from my

1357
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 1: from my my deduction, there's always a white woman named

1358
01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:05,280
Speaker 1: carrying around me feel me. So that's why I said that, right,

1359
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:08,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, he said, Steve Harvey called you and told

1360
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:11,639
Speaker 1: you you you got being black in America. Sandwich boy,

1361
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:14,599
Speaker 1: you got a big being black in America. Sandwich boy.

1362
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:18,840
Speaker 1: Welcome boy, welcome boy. You know I'd have been fucked

1363
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,559
Speaker 1: with with the police for years. You know, for years

1364
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:23,120
Speaker 1: I didn't fun with him. I'd have been fucked with

1365
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 1: by the police. You just getting introduced. You just a baby.

1366
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,320
Speaker 1: You do you consider Steve because a lot of I've

1367
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:34,160
Speaker 1: talked to a lot and everybody says man, Steve said

1368
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 1: they entertainer. A lot of these got an earthquake, says hey,

1369
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:41,680
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey sold us on the game solid dude. Ruh.

1370
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 1: He didn't hoard the information. A lot of guys have

1371
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 1: the information and they hoard it. Steve Ay like that,

1372
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,800
Speaker 1: Steve gives it away. Steve is, uh, that's another I

1373
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,599
Speaker 1: call him on. I hit him up and I talked

1374
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,360
Speaker 1: to him. I'm like, your uncle be doing you know?

1375
01:10:54,400 --> 01:11:00,679
Speaker 1: He he literally let me know about my worst I didn't,

1376
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,840
Speaker 1: and I didn't. There was no summation. I didn't. I

1377
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:06,720
Speaker 1: didn't sum it up. I couldn't. He said, boy, you

1378
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 1: understand when you did my show we had we only

1379
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:13,880
Speaker 1: had the second the second highest ratings to Ellen. I

1380
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 1: was right there right under you know that's what your

1381
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:19,080
Speaker 1: show did. Boy? You know that? Boy? You know that? Boy?

1382
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 1: And he said, you don't know how much power you have.

1383
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,360
Speaker 1: And I started thinking about that back when he's said

1384
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:27,920
Speaker 1: it in twenty seventeen. He said, you don't know how

1385
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 1: much power you have. Then I started looking around the internet.

1386
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 1: I see all of these videos that people put up

1387
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,080
Speaker 1: with me. I see the millions of hits that they get,

1388
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 1: and I see that I'm not getting any of it.

1389
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:42,560
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't understand my power. You have a

1390
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:46,879
Speaker 1: talent that folks can't A lot of people can't replicate.

1391
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:49,680
Speaker 1: There's a handful of people that can do it, but

1392
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 1: to the caliber of turning into that person. It's almost

1393
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 1: coming off his possession and not an impression. You don't

1394
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:00,720
Speaker 1: even see that. That's what you had, right, and you

1395
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 1: could corral so an audience, so many people together if

1396
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 1: you just take that and focus it. And I started

1397
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,640
Speaker 1: and I and I really started listening to him. And

1398
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,120
Speaker 1: now that's why I take all of the clips that

1399
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:16,240
Speaker 1: I see people put up. They got millies of hits.

1400
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:18,559
Speaker 1: I'll put them on my page and they go viral again.

1401
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:20,479
Speaker 1: And that's why I get paid for the ship, right,

1402
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So it's like it's all

1403
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:26,519
Speaker 1: being aware of your star. You might have something, you

1404
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:30,360
Speaker 1: might have something that people are jealous of, envious of. Bam.

1405
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,400
Speaker 1: If you take that and you maximize it, you don't

1406
01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:35,920
Speaker 1: know what you could do with right, So I think

1407
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 1: he he made me realize my talent because I didn't

1408
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 1: at first. I really didn't. I was just having fun.

1409
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:44,040
Speaker 1: If you could have dinner with four comedias dead or alive.

1410
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 1: Oh man, come on, now, who you're talking with? Who's

1411
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:50,880
Speaker 1: sting down with Bernie's Bernie's gonna be there, Red Fox

1412
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 1: is gonna be there. Damn I gotta be damn it

1413
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:59,639
Speaker 1: and alive too, all right, alive Eddie, Eddie gotta be there?

1414
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 1: And who else would I want? I want Prior there? Four? Yeah,

1415
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:07,120
Speaker 1: so I won't want Eddie, I would want I would

1416
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:11,720
Speaker 1: want uh Bernie. I said, I want Red Fox and

1417
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:14,000
Speaker 1: I definitely want Prior tore it was four. I think

1418
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,839
Speaker 1: I think they could give gain. I have the conversation.

1419
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:19,439
Speaker 1: What's that conversation gonna be like? What is that conversation

1420
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,040
Speaker 1: gonna be? Like? Shit, I don't know this shitt we started?

1421
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:26,720
Speaker 1: Hold on? Hey man, Yeah, glad everybody got a chance

1422
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:28,479
Speaker 1: to come out today. You know, we're just gonna have

1423
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,679
Speaker 1: a good conversation. You have some food, drink some wine.

1424
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 1: You know how I mean, it's bitch's head. Just have

1425
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:36,400
Speaker 1: some have some fun, you know. Man, I can't fuck

1426
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:39,240
Speaker 1: a bitch. I'll tell you why my blood pressure ship

1427
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,560
Speaker 1: going crazy. I've never done Red Fox. There we go

1428
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:45,439
Speaker 1: number one? Number two? Who else? Man? Shit, man, I'd

1429
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 1: have been fuck fifteen times a day. So shit, if

1430
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:52,680
Speaker 1: I do get some old pusson, then I might be fatigues.

1431
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:58,080
Speaker 1: I said, one more person, Burnie, mat let me tell

1432
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:00,080
Speaker 1: you mother, focus on some of them a bitch? Is

1433
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:04,160
Speaker 1: that you know about slinging? What they called I sling this?

1434
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,760
Speaker 1: Some of them bitch everybody getting pregnant. I pulled my

1435
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:12,599
Speaker 1: shit out his whole room. Get dug. Hey, hey, hey, listen, man,

1436
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 1: you'll need to do no bits in that. I just relax, everybody,

1437
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,639
Speaker 1: Just relax. Everybody, just relax, have a good time because

1438
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:20,000
Speaker 1: I ain't getting no bits. I'm having drinks and I'm

1439
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:24,880
Speaker 1: having bitches. Oh yes, I think it would just be

1440
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:28,880
Speaker 1: something like that. You consider yourself the golden pression is

1441
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:32,880
Speaker 1: you were Jamie Fox? Who is it you are? Jamie?

1442
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:37,880
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? I wanted? I got the dope.

1443
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,679
Speaker 1: If you ask, If you ask Jamie Fox himself, Jamie

1444
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:45,400
Speaker 1: will tell you nobody can touch me with impressions. He'll

1445
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:48,639
Speaker 1: he'll say that. So I'm just using his words right

1446
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:53,599
Speaker 1: to say what the obby right? Because you've done both

1447
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:55,439
Speaker 1: over work, you've done for the family guy in the

1448
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:58,160
Speaker 1: Samson of the Nickelodeon. Yep ye. When you do it?

1449
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:02,760
Speaker 1: Do you ever you your actual voice? Are you always going? Nah?

1450
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:06,160
Speaker 1: I use my actual voice sometimes sometimes that's what they want.

1451
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:09,040
Speaker 1: Like I'll do like fifty character voices. It like no, no, no,

1452
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:11,320
Speaker 1: no no. It's like just just saying normal and I'll

1453
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,040
Speaker 1: be like okay, they're like no, that's perfect. I'm like

1454
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:17,639
Speaker 1: all right, cool. So it's just like learning. It's learning that. Meanwhile,

1455
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 1: on good times that I'm doing, I'm on good times,

1456
01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:22,920
Speaker 1: they're doing an animated version of it. You j J right,

1457
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,680
Speaker 1: of course, of course I'm Julian. You know, I'll be

1458
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:32,519
Speaker 1: up there doing Little Baby, the Baby, I'll do bird Man,

1459
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 1: I'll do Kanye. They'll have me doing whoever they need

1460
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:38,800
Speaker 1: me to do. I'll do up there. And it's the

1461
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:41,200
Speaker 1: same thing on Family Guy as well as far as

1462
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,639
Speaker 1: impressions go. You know, the Kanye up there of course

1463
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,639
Speaker 1: is me, and then the other ones, the Will Smith's

1464
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:49,640
Speaker 1: all that shop. I like boards over that easy money too.

1465
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,360
Speaker 1: And man, did I think I did American Dad? I was,

1466
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:54,639
Speaker 1: I did a boy and I did myself. I was myself.

1467
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:57,200
Speaker 1: I was an alien. Oh perfect, Yeah, yeah it was cool.

1468
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,280
Speaker 1: I was like I could do some more this work here, man,

1469
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,120
Speaker 1: I think got uh Shannon, you could do a whole

1470
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:06,439
Speaker 1: I think you could do a whole series of people

1471
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:08,400
Speaker 1: would love it. It was like you were like, yeah,

1472
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:11,160
Speaker 1: I knew that voice. I knew that boys, he was undisputed.

1473
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,640
Speaker 1: I knew him. You were rapper too, Yeah, rap man,

1474
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,880
Speaker 1: I got boys, I got something drop. You have number

1475
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:18,479
Speaker 1: one for Billboard with first Lady Michelle Obama. Damn sure

1476
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:20,599
Speaker 1: it did all right, They're all right, go to college,

1477
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:22,960
Speaker 1: people go to college. I did it. So how did?

1478
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,680
Speaker 1: How did? When did you want to rap? When did

1479
01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:28,760
Speaker 1: you know you could rap? I started rapping for I

1480
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:32,040
Speaker 1: did comedy and I started rapping off thirteen. It was, uh,

1481
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:35,160
Speaker 1: my neighbor. It was this Italian family, right, dude, his

1482
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:38,840
Speaker 1: name John Santuro, and he he would rap and he

1483
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:41,479
Speaker 1: got me started. I was thirteen, and I just kept

1484
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:45,240
Speaker 1: kept getting better. I was trash until I was eighteen.

1485
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:49,520
Speaker 1: It's trashed for four years. Uh. I made two mixtapes.

1486
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 1: You'll never hear them because it's trash. But after that,

1487
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:58,920
Speaker 1: when I was eighteen, I started. I created ah on

1488
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:01,080
Speaker 1: my space. That's how old. Oh this is? Yeah, it

1489
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:04,040
Speaker 1: was on my Space, and I created a group called

1490
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:07,840
Speaker 1: Heavy Spinners, who I would have different people coming from

1491
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:11,280
Speaker 1: different states and everybody would battle each other, you know.

1492
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:14,120
Speaker 1: And from there my writing got better. And then I

1493
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:17,439
Speaker 1: would just I would freestyle and I'd be battling, Battle

1494
01:17:17,479 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 1: at college, battle at community college. I battled at VCU

1495
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:24,400
Speaker 1: when I went on the street after shows. I mean

1496
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 1: one time it was it was three dudes I had

1497
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,120
Speaker 1: to battle. I feel like Goku, you know, you know

1498
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Fight everybody, punchlines. I'm battling three. I said, Yo,

1499
01:17:33,479 --> 01:17:36,800
Speaker 1: I'll take your money like mister scrooges, I said, three

1500
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:40,080
Speaker 1: dumb people. I'm battling the I said, I'm battling the

1501
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:42,479
Speaker 1: three stooges some shit like that. It was a young

1502
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 1: boss boss, But I've always that's always been another avenue

1503
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:53,280
Speaker 1: to like, you know, to creativity, you know, And that's

1504
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:56,800
Speaker 1: just a rapping. It is just like comedy, set up,

1505
01:17:56,840 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 1: punchline delivery. It's the way you say something. It's the

1506
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:03,880
Speaker 1: way that your swag where you finesse it like, it's

1507
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:07,240
Speaker 1: all it's the same thing, same thing with boxing. They're

1508
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:09,600
Speaker 1: all the same type of sport. They just have it.

1509
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:13,479
Speaker 1: It's just elevated in a different environment, that's all. So

1510
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,680
Speaker 1: I've always been interested in it. And you know, I

1511
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:19,759
Speaker 1: dropped projects. I had something that came out spitting image

1512
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:24,120
Speaker 1: that dropped last year, got dagged up freestyles all over

1513
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:27,080
Speaker 1: the Internet with who Kid and Sway in the Morning.

1514
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 1: So I've always been looking for whatever's gonna kick me

1515
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,439
Speaker 1: into that. But man, every year is a closer year

1516
01:18:35,479 --> 01:18:38,479
Speaker 1: to forty. So shit, I don't know, man, but I

1517
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,479
Speaker 1: guess you could. I guess it doesn't matter as long

1518
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:43,280
Speaker 1: as you have an audience, right. But at the same time,

1519
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:46,439
Speaker 1: in Elba is rapping and he's about fifties, so it

1520
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:50,040
Speaker 1: don't freaking matter, right, I'm young enough. Did any where

1521
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:53,240
Speaker 1: you when you did any Apolis come by? And were

1522
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:57,200
Speaker 1: they any good? Were they are good at good at comedy? Yeah?

1523
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:01,160
Speaker 1: I think Elon Manning was pretty funny. Eli was funny?

1524
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:07,439
Speaker 1: Who else hosted that? Then Tom Tom Brady hosted? I

1525
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:09,800
Speaker 1: think he did. Yeah, I don't know how that. I

1526
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 1: think Peyton was really good. Peyton Peyton, Peyton, and Peyton

1527
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 1: and his brother are dope painting it. Eli are great, right,

1528
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:19,360
Speaker 1: They just they're funny. They know how to do it.

1529
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:22,120
Speaker 1: But some people, you know, you'd be like you got CT,

1530
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,560
Speaker 1: you got CT something wrong with you? You got But

1531
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,800
Speaker 1: but it's a situation where you know, like that's gotta

1532
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:30,760
Speaker 1: be in you. Just because I'm on Saturday Night Live,

1533
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,639
Speaker 1: I'm on this thing where they do skits and sketches

1534
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:34,600
Speaker 1: and things like that. That don't mean you're gonna go

1535
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:37,360
Speaker 1: there and be funny. You could, you would be amazing

1536
01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: or as I look looking like, are you trying to pitch?

1537
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:45,360
Speaker 1: Trying to Jannon Sharp needs to be hosted? Lord, you

1538
01:19:45,439 --> 01:19:49,640
Speaker 1: know what? You know? Where's my phone? I have? I

1539
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:53,640
Speaker 1: do have great improvisational skills. I can add lib. I

1540
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:56,840
Speaker 1: am funny by nature. Huh. But no, I'm not trying

1541
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:59,400
Speaker 1: to wow. What is it the reading? The que cause

1542
01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:01,840
Speaker 1: you'll be I can read. I can read, but you know,

1543
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,400
Speaker 1: you know, I got some other things that I want

1544
01:20:04,479 --> 01:20:07,519
Speaker 1: to try to like focus on first. Okay, I'm just saying,

1545
01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:13,760
Speaker 1: I look look at you, you Stephen A. Smith? Who else? Oh? Boy,

1546
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:17,519
Speaker 1: god dagger? I see his face. I see his face

1547
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:19,800
Speaker 1: and I can't. He talked kind of like this. He

1548
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:22,759
Speaker 1: got a sharp note, he got uh, he got glasses,

1549
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:26,280
Speaker 1: stew What is his name? What is his name? Larry

1550
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:29,400
Speaker 1: uh Day? What the hell? He'll come to me anyway?

1551
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,479
Speaker 1: You your host? You got daggy. What I'm trying to say?

1552
01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:36,840
Speaker 1: What's your favorite sport? My favorite sports? Football? Favorite team? Rams? Baby,

1553
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:39,120
Speaker 1: We're looking bad this year, but we're gonna be back.

1554
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:42,320
Speaker 1: You'll be back, You'll be back. We all injured, everybody.

1555
01:20:42,479 --> 01:20:47,600
Speaker 1: Your favorite player, my favorite player of all time? Jesus,

1556
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:54,240
Speaker 1: who is my favorite player of all time? Man? Kurt Warner? Huh?

1557
01:20:57,479 --> 01:21:01,400
Speaker 1: I mean I love Kurt isn't really nah? My favorite

1558
01:21:01,439 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: player of all time football wise? Man, you know what

1559
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:06,920
Speaker 1: I gotta go with. I gotta go at hometown. I

1560
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:09,040
Speaker 1: have to, I gotta go it. I gotta go with

1561
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:12,840
Speaker 1: Michael Vick to hometown. Yeah, he's from seven to five seven,

1562
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I just had about he was electric. Yes,

1563
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:19,679
Speaker 1: I mean he was special. Yeah. And I mean okay,

1564
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 1: and and Shannon Sharp come on, man, come on man,

1565
01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:25,439
Speaker 1: you gotta come on Shannon Sharp. Yeah, that's what I say.

1566
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:27,040
Speaker 1: You mean, you know what you mentioned? You with two

1567
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:30,439
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty pounds? Absolutely what made you want to say?

1568
01:21:30,479 --> 01:21:32,240
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't want to be two fifty.

1569
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:34,080
Speaker 1: I want to be It looked like you're under thro

1570
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:36,880
Speaker 1: your two hundred. If you're that, Yeah, I'm I'm a

1571
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:41,439
Speaker 1: buck like Wake eighty five, bucket eighty five ninety year. Yeah.

1572
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:44,559
Speaker 1: So how long did it take you to transform yourself?

1573
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,640
Speaker 1: Three and a half months, four four to three and

1574
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:51,479
Speaker 1: a half to four months. I transformed because I looked

1575
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,360
Speaker 1: in the mirror and I said to myself, either I

1576
01:21:54,479 --> 01:21:56,680
Speaker 1: get rid of this or I'm gonna get rid of me.

1577
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:58,559
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to do that. It was either

1578
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose this weight or I'm gonna die. Because

1579
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:04,640
Speaker 1: I was that depressed. I was just I didn't even

1580
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:07,360
Speaker 1: go to Palm bro Like. I didn't find nobody to

1581
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:10,639
Speaker 1: go with. I just didn't have the confidence to get

1582
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:12,360
Speaker 1: Like you were two people. You say you weight I

1583
01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:17,200
Speaker 1: could have took. I could have took myself. That's why

1584
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,759
Speaker 1: you didn't go to prom. You didn't. Were you afraid

1585
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:22,680
Speaker 1: you didn't have anybody? Were you afraid to ask? Were

1586
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:26,760
Speaker 1: you're afraid to get rejected? I had asked, I had

1587
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:30,400
Speaker 1: gotten Yeah maybe and I got and we later for

1588
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:33,880
Speaker 1: you forget you? Then? Yeah? Do you think did you

1589
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:35,840
Speaker 1: did you? Did you? Do you think it was because

1590
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:39,360
Speaker 1: of your weight? Absolutely? I mean you were this size.

1591
01:22:39,439 --> 01:22:41,280
Speaker 1: They would have said yes, yeah, if I was this

1592
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:43,600
Speaker 1: size and I had this status, nobody saying no no,

1593
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 1: But I'm saying that that the status. You're not gonna

1594
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:49,920
Speaker 1: have this status. Yeah, it was. It was because that

1595
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:52,680
Speaker 1: played a My weight played a big role in my

1596
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:55,640
Speaker 1: just in my confidence. Man, I just was really I

1597
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:59,200
Speaker 1: was awkward, bro, And once I lost weight, I kind

1598
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:01,920
Speaker 1: of I started kind of myself. So I think it

1599
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:04,840
Speaker 1: was just all that was the identity crisis. I didn't

1600
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:06,920
Speaker 1: know who I was. I wasn't comfortable on my skin.

1601
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:10,479
Speaker 1: I couldn't going up to a girl and talking to

1602
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,680
Speaker 1: her like that was so foreign to me. I was

1603
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:16,280
Speaker 1: so scout, so intimidated. I loved watching point, but I

1604
01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:18,800
Speaker 1: just didn't know how to get to the get to

1605
01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:21,040
Speaker 1: the cakes. I wanted the cakes, but you know I

1606
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,960
Speaker 1: ain't had no game back. You were doing that high cool?

1607
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:27,120
Speaker 1: What did I what did I? What? Not? You keep

1608
01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:38,560
Speaker 1: you the dating? Wait? What was the wait? What was

1609
01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:40,479
Speaker 1: the question? Okay, you don't want to ask them? I

1610
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 1: would ask it. Okay, No, I mean that I let

1611
01:23:43,439 --> 01:23:46,280
Speaker 1: you know. Look, I'm a look now, I'm I'm a

1612
01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:50,280
Speaker 1: fulld I'm I'm super saying, god, mold do you do

1613
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:55,200
Speaker 1: you made? I didn't call somebody to get intervened? What what? What? What? Uh?

1614
01:23:55,280 --> 01:24:02,040
Speaker 1: What you mean the the uter? Oh? Oh man? Oh no,

1615
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:04,120
Speaker 1: come on, but I'm good now, okay, you good now, Okay,

1616
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:06,679
Speaker 1: I ain't addicted. I mean I'm not condicted. Okay, okay,

1617
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:10,320
Speaker 1: we all we all google? Don't you don't even google,

1618
01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:12,720
Speaker 1: you don't even look. You ain't got to get me

1619
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:14,320
Speaker 1: even to get my phone to think I'm feel kind

1620
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,479
Speaker 1: of freaking. Oh no, oh, well, listen, I don't care.

1621
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:18,040
Speaker 1: It's got to the point. I don't care, you know

1622
01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:20,040
Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm comfortable with myself, Shan, I don't

1623
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:23,360
Speaker 1: give it that I'm comfortable with too. So let me

1624
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:25,080
Speaker 1: I ask you, did you have any are you? Are

1625
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:27,720
Speaker 1: you dating? Serious? Right now? You? Hold on? Hold on,

1626
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:29,519
Speaker 1: Let make sure I get this right. You fail? You

1627
01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:32,600
Speaker 1: like you least date? Did I say that? Yeah? You

1628
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:35,080
Speaker 1: said that low too, I heard it. Yeah, I said

1629
01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,960
Speaker 1: I don't date at least you got it? Yeah, you

1630
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,240
Speaker 1: got at least three months with me? You got you

1631
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:41,360
Speaker 1: got three months to win you over. You got three buffs?

1632
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:43,160
Speaker 1: And then how long they get after they win you over?

1633
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:45,760
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like it. Okay, if you get

1634
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:48,400
Speaker 1: to a year, you good. What what's the longest you've

1635
01:24:48,439 --> 01:24:51,799
Speaker 1: been in a relationship? Four years? Four years was my longest?

1636
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,880
Speaker 1: And that was why are you fraid of commitment? Why

1637
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:57,400
Speaker 1: are you fraid? I'm not afraid. I just I see

1638
01:24:57,479 --> 01:25:00,479
Speaker 1: so much bullshit now. I think I think the older

1639
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,639
Speaker 1: you get, the harder it is for you to get

1640
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:05,920
Speaker 1: married because you have sussed out so much shit and

1641
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,519
Speaker 1: you're just like, I don't like that, or I don't

1642
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:11,120
Speaker 1: like that. But then you have to realize you're never

1643
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:14,960
Speaker 1: gonna get somebody that's a hundred percent you just hopefully

1644
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:17,800
Speaker 1: it's hot work. You're never gonna find someone that has

1645
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:20,680
Speaker 1: every single quality that you like. You just hope you

1646
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:23,960
Speaker 1: find someone that has enough qualities that you like, and

1647
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:25,960
Speaker 1: so the ones that they don't have you willing to

1648
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:30,280
Speaker 1: like aforego those true. Okay, Okay, well, well you gotta

1649
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:33,200
Speaker 1: have mental stability, because yeah, I've definitely been in a

1650
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:35,880
Speaker 1: situation where a girl cooked me dinner and she forgot

1651
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:37,920
Speaker 1: that she cooked me dinner and blamed me for how

1652
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:42,840
Speaker 1: bad it tasted. Oh yeah, ain't that some crazy? Yeah

1653
01:25:43,240 --> 01:25:45,719
Speaker 1: she's gonna blame me for the chicken. But but here's

1654
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:47,680
Speaker 1: the thing, are you me, I ain't really looking for

1655
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:49,240
Speaker 1: nobody that can cook like that, because you know, we

1656
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:50,680
Speaker 1: can need to go out to you. I can I

1657
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,400
Speaker 1: can hire somebody to cook. We can post me that

1658
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:55,200
Speaker 1: that's nice, that's nice. If you can do it. But

1659
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,080
Speaker 1: it's not the end. It's not a deal breaker for me.

1660
01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:59,439
Speaker 1: I want you to have the skill I want you

1661
01:25:59,479 --> 01:26:02,320
Speaker 1: to at least I don't want you to. You're cooking

1662
01:26:02,439 --> 01:26:08,320
Speaker 1: skills cannot be the extent of TV dinners. You gotta

1663
01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:11,160
Speaker 1: know at least how to make breakfast. You gotta, yeah,

1664
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:13,639
Speaker 1: you gotta at least know how to make them eggs cheesy.

1665
01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:18,479
Speaker 1: Got yeah, you're gonna make these You're gonna make You're

1666
01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:21,240
Speaker 1: gonna make these eggs cheesy with these grits and all.

1667
01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:24,680
Speaker 1: You gotta be able to do that. I gotta at

1668
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:28,160
Speaker 1: least have breakfast, look dinner. Understand. I got skills, baby

1669
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:30,040
Speaker 1: from the South. My father used to be a chef.

1670
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:34,679
Speaker 1: Cook stuff, salmon, all of that. Whatever you want, shrimp, creole,

1671
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:36,439
Speaker 1: whatever the hell you want. I can make it for you.

1672
01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:40,439
Speaker 1: But breakfast, for you, you gotta cook breakfast. Not that

1673
01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:42,720
Speaker 1: I can cook breakfast, but I want you to do

1674
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:45,000
Speaker 1: it right. You can't just be looking good in heels

1675
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:47,040
Speaker 1: and that's it. Got dagging. I don't care how your

1676
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:50,479
Speaker 1: top game is. Yeah you can. You can give me

1677
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:54,600
Speaker 1: looking good. You got that little job. I got a

1678
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:57,880
Speaker 1: spiral staircase, bro, and I got that spiral staircase because

1679
01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:00,599
Speaker 1: I like watching women walk down there. Yeah. Oh man,

1680
01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:04,200
Speaker 1: a nice little a nice robe. Oh my god. They

1681
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:06,280
Speaker 1: put the robe on and they got the heels, a

1682
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:09,040
Speaker 1: little fluffy ship and they come down there and they'd

1683
01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:10,880
Speaker 1: be flowing this ship and they get that long ass

1684
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:13,880
Speaker 1: cuellativell cigarette. Oh hell yeah, that's what I like? What

1685
01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:16,560
Speaker 1: you like? That? What I like? They looked up what

1686
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:18,160
Speaker 1: I like to get married? So I don't. I don't

1687
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:22,200
Speaker 1: like that. No, what I've got to get married. I

1688
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:25,360
Speaker 1: gotta get married. Ain't what you mean? Oh you're oh multiple?

1689
01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:27,720
Speaker 1: I mean your wife can do it. No, no, no, no, no,

1690
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:30,000
Speaker 1: no mad Look I'm fifty for about to be fifty five.

1691
01:27:30,439 --> 01:27:31,960
Speaker 1: I need to get married. I don't. I don't want

1692
01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:35,200
Speaker 1: to be alone no more. Okay, hey man, hey, you

1693
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:37,640
Speaker 1: do like your homie, the homie Pete Davis, and he

1694
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:40,360
Speaker 1: keep one of them things on it he does, and

1695
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:47,200
Speaker 1: the next one his next victim. What would you say?

1696
01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:50,400
Speaker 1: Why would you say, Pete? Hey, yo, chick, I know

1697
01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:53,280
Speaker 1: your girl she got a friend. Do that for you? Boy?

1698
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:57,479
Speaker 1: I mean I could, but it's like you want to

1699
01:27:57,560 --> 01:27:59,720
Speaker 1: get something. You want some run off of Johanna or

1700
01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:01,320
Speaker 1: do you want to get it. You want to get

1701
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:05,040
Speaker 1: it yourself. Like runoff boxes cool, like plug boxes cool

1702
01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:08,280
Speaker 1: like I got plugged into it. But it feels better.

1703
01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:13,120
Speaker 1: The satisfaction, the climax is bigger. If I'm hunting, if

1704
01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:16,040
Speaker 1: somebody hook it up, hook it up? Hey, hey, you

1705
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:19,439
Speaker 1: know what? Look all right here, you choose it. Listen. Okay,

1706
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:22,000
Speaker 1: that's that's my problem. I am, but I'm a labor

1707
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:26,160
Speaker 1: saying that's my problem. You don't buy They balancing out though, listening.

1708
01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:28,360
Speaker 1: If Pete, look, if you could get me, if you

1709
01:28:28,479 --> 01:28:30,560
Speaker 1: bring me those your cat if you bring me a

1710
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:33,920
Speaker 1: Magna stallion, I swift a lord, I know your magnast.

1711
01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:38,200
Speaker 1: You got a man. Okay that you get powdered that

1712
01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:42,080
Speaker 1: man just in the order fast little mesa. Okay those

1713
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:48,040
Speaker 1: your cat hold? Okay, somebody else, somebody else, Brianna, he

1714
01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:51,800
Speaker 1: got somebody? And so what I identifies her baby father?

1715
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:54,360
Speaker 1: What y'all gonna say? You can't tell me shit, America,

1716
01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:59,599
Speaker 1: because that's how identify. Didn't the service tell you they

1717
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,120
Speaker 1: didn't have I did that on the men you and

1718
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:03,680
Speaker 1: you're still trying to order. Hey, man, look the mcflurry,

1719
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:06,880
Speaker 1: but the mcflurry machine been broken. Yeah, at McDonald's, but

1720
01:29:06,920 --> 01:29:10,080
Speaker 1: they don't mean apple so hey, the apple pie is dad.

1721
01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:13,960
Speaker 1: But I still want that mcflury though. I'm I'm just saying, bro,

1722
01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:16,120
Speaker 1: hey it shout out and look, shout out to their

1723
01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:18,920
Speaker 1: relations shout out to their relationship. Drake, it's okay, man,

1724
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:21,479
Speaker 1: she heard she heard a song. It's okay man. Go ahead,

1725
01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:26,719
Speaker 1: an do realize when you start up stir up on booboo,

1726
01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:29,800
Speaker 1: it's still stick. Leave that alone and no booboo. Man,

1727
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:32,080
Speaker 1: this is just I'm a comedient. These are jokes, man,

1728
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:34,400
Speaker 1: these are jokes. I'm not saying nothing, not saying, could

1729
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:37,320
Speaker 1: you date someone? Make it more than you? Absolutely? Why not?

1730
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:41,240
Speaker 1: I jumped right in the swaddle. I don't care. I'll

1731
01:29:41,240 --> 01:29:43,519
Speaker 1: be riding. I'll be riding a chest like this here.

1732
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:45,680
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Hey, if Leslie Jones, if

1733
01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:48,680
Speaker 1: Leslie Jones want to want to try some shit, hey,

1734
01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,840
Speaker 1: I climb, I climb harss. I don't care. We about

1735
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:54,360
Speaker 1: slow up. So let's just say, for the take of argument,

1736
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:57,320
Speaker 1: like we see these big entertainers and you know the

1737
01:29:57,439 --> 01:30:00,320
Speaker 1: wife you know, and they they tag you know, they

1738
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:03,439
Speaker 1: behind they're not as known. So now the woman is

1739
01:30:03,439 --> 01:30:05,719
Speaker 1: gonna be more known than you will be in the background.

1740
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna be holding you good, holding up purst. I

1741
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:11,479
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care. Broo, whatever bad jay Lo need, Hell,

1742
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:14,720
Speaker 1: I hold it for care. Bro I don't give a

1743
01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:17,920
Speaker 1: damn bro Oprah, I don't care. I don't care. You

1744
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:21,040
Speaker 1: got stabbing? Why you always got a pick at stammen?

1745
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,920
Speaker 1: Ain't hitting that man? First of all, why you can't

1746
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,760
Speaker 1: find somebody that single? It's not that many billionaires. I'm

1747
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:32,000
Speaker 1: a gold digger, sham. I gotta go that many single billionaires. Man,

1748
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:35,639
Speaker 1: you know women, you know who I'm gonna go. Jessica album.

1749
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:38,960
Speaker 1: She got three kids, so she got a man here,

1750
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:42,320
Speaker 1: you're right, because how could I say that about j Lo?

1751
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:44,920
Speaker 1: And she got she got twins, she got twins, and

1752
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,040
Speaker 1: she got two more, she got four? Right, Well, I

1753
01:30:47,320 --> 01:30:49,040
Speaker 1: guess I mean if you want to say the one

1754
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:50,920
Speaker 1: that being aflack, but they're older, but you know, I

1755
01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:53,679
Speaker 1: don't think you're the only got two kids. Okay, Well whatever,

1756
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:56,719
Speaker 1: whatever j Lo need, I don't give it. Jay looka

1757
01:30:56,800 --> 01:31:00,479
Speaker 1: have two hundred kids being aflack. It don't matter. She

1758
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:03,320
Speaker 1: a billionaire and it ain't gonna it ain't gonna last forever.

1759
01:31:03,360 --> 01:31:05,760
Speaker 1: If somebody's already in order, stop reading them in you

1760
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:11,400
Speaker 1: hey man, hey man, read it is for middle what's

1761
01:31:11,479 --> 01:31:14,200
Speaker 1: up with Jay Farrel? Next? What's up? Man? Dude? I

1762
01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:17,800
Speaker 1: got a bio pick uh Casa Blanca Buddha Records coming

1763
01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:21,000
Speaker 1: out March thirty. First, I got another movie that's dropping

1764
01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:23,640
Speaker 1: on June team called The Blackening I did with my

1765
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:28,200
Speaker 1: boys sin Quai Walls, Jermaine faults in that Ivon Orange

1766
01:31:28,439 --> 01:31:32,000
Speaker 1: or Orange Orgy from from Insecure. Okay, Ivon or you

1767
01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:34,680
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, She's in it. What else? Man?

1768
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:38,680
Speaker 1: I got a project dropping New Year's Day Speedboat that's

1769
01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:42,160
Speaker 1: coming out. The rap shit that gonna be fired crazy. Also,

1770
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:45,439
Speaker 1: I'm a family guy. I'm a consulting producer up there

1771
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:47,600
Speaker 1: right right on there. From time to time i'm on

1772
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:49,080
Speaker 1: the show. I want to be there. I want to

1773
01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:52,640
Speaker 1: be on there with Dewey. Oh really, I'm sure me

1774
01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:57,880
Speaker 1: and Sheddon Shop can definitely have a sexy party. I

1775
01:31:57,960 --> 01:31:59,679
Speaker 1: love doing when he beat the brakes off Brian because

1776
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:02,400
Speaker 1: the old money. Oh yeah, what's my money? Man? What's

1777
01:32:02,439 --> 01:32:05,200
Speaker 1: my money? What's money? Man? Been talking me a long time, then,

1778
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:09,360
Speaker 1: you know It's wild to me to have watched that

1779
01:32:09,520 --> 01:32:12,760
Speaker 1: show for so long and now to be on it.

1780
01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:16,240
Speaker 1: For everybody, it's just the blessing. It's crazy to me.

1781
01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:21,080
Speaker 1: And like, I just used to do impressions of Peter Stewie, Quagmire,

1782
01:32:21,280 --> 01:32:23,680
Speaker 1: all of these folks, and now that I'm with the

1783
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:27,000
Speaker 1: folks and I'm creating my own characters with them, that

1784
01:32:27,160 --> 01:32:30,280
Speaker 1: just shows. That's God, man, that's God. Bro. I know

1785
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:35,120
Speaker 1: I figured that you're the black Quagmire. I damn show,

1786
01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:39,639
Speaker 1: am real life. Got Dagger. Let you know, ladies, I'm

1787
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:41,840
Speaker 1: a munch got dagger. I said it. I'm a munch.

1788
01:32:41,920 --> 01:32:44,200
Speaker 1: You thought I was feeling you. I'm a munch. Okay,

1789
01:32:44,479 --> 01:32:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm munch it. Lunch it, crunch it, punch it if

1790
01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:50,000
Speaker 1: you want. If that's what you're like, I can't with you.

1791
01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:54,559
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. Appreciate it, Jay Man,

1792
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:59,439
Speaker 1: thank you, hey Man. And Shannon Shannon, I love you, dude.

1793
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:03,160
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. You cut out. Thank you brother. There's

1794
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:06,120
Speaker 1: no problem. I love Shannon Sharp and I'm so happy

1795
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm on the show. And Got Dagging. He is the goat.

1796
01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:11,280
Speaker 1: He is the gut thing goat. And if y'all. Motherfucker's

1797
01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:14,120
Speaker 1: keep talking shit. Guess what and the person neative of

1798
01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:16,679
Speaker 1: him gonna whoop your ass. Okay, I don't like that ship.

1799
01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:18,680
Speaker 1: Don't be talking about all, man, don't talk about all.

1800
01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:21,439
Speaker 1: That's all Craig there. Okay, that's all. They checked him

1801
01:33:21,479 --> 01:33:25,000
Speaker 1: at all carts, Okay, all right, shit, I said it

1802
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:30,040
Speaker 1: all my life. Then grinding all my life, sack fights, custle,

1803
01:33:30,080 --> 01:33:33,479
Speaker 1: back price, want a slice, Got the brother dice to

1804
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:36,040
Speaker 1: swad all my life. I've been grinding all my life,

1805
01:33:36,720 --> 01:33:40,679
Speaker 1: all my life, then grinding all my life, Sack fights, hustle,

1806
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:44,160
Speaker 1: bad pricing, want a slice? Got the brother dice to

1807
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,719
Speaker 1: sware all my life. I've been grinding all my life.