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Speaker 1: Hey, can I say something?

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Speaker 2: You got to hear this.

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Speaker 3: This is hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Performing O my God, by the.

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Speaker 3: Way, I just laughed, and a booker came out in

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Speaker 3: the morning show and here we go. What is this? Wednesday?

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Speaker 2: Is Wednesday?

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Speaker 3: June seventh? Am? I correct?

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Speaker 1: Huh?

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, June seventh. Let me ask

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Speaker 3: you a question. What is so important about the date

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Speaker 3: June seventh? Anyway? June seventh day?

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Speaker 5: After D Day it is?

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Speaker 3: And D Day. I did a lot of a lot

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Speaker 3: of reading them D Day, remembering everything last night. But no,

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Speaker 3: today's the seventh. No, June seventh.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I was just asking you. Maybe you knew what was

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Speaker 3: going on today. We are waking up to a lot

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Speaker 3: of smoke. Thank you Canada for all the smoke. It's

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Speaker 3: hitting sixteen states and we are getting hit hard. It

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Speaker 3: is so weird looking across New York City in the skyline,

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Speaker 3: you see just smoke. Froggy. We're all going to walk

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Speaker 3: outside and blow to the south and it will be

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Speaker 3: in Jacksonville, Florida before you know it.

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Speaker 7: I don't need it either, so you can go ahead

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Speaker 7: and keep that.

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Speaker 3: Mom always used to say, or was it father O'Callaghan

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Speaker 3: always face face south and blow well that said. Good morning, Danielle, Hi, Gandhi, Hello,

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Speaker 3: Scottie Bees and Master control o wal Ze. You know

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Speaker 3: there's my diamond Hig Diamonds, good morning, Good morning producer Sam,

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Speaker 3: Hello morning, and did I get everyone's here? Gandhi? You

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Speaker 3: get the request? What do you want to hear?

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Speaker 5: I really want to hear blurred lines?

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Speaker 6: You do?

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Speaker 5: Yes? Can we Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Look at that. I love this text.

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Speaker 2: Good morning.

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Speaker 3: I love when you guys pick a song I didn't

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Speaker 3: know I needed. Oh yeah, great song, Gandi. What made

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Speaker 3: you think of it?

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: It just feels like summer. Feels like we should be

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Speaker 5: near a pool if we had good quality air. Just

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Speaker 5: you know all that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is the thing. If you're waking up here

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Speaker 3: you know, this smoky thing is weird, and it's sort

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Speaker 3: of unusual for us here on the East Coast, I

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Speaker 3: mean out west, we have forest fires and we had

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Speaker 3: the smoke and it goes on for days and everything

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Speaker 3: smells like you've been standing next to a campfire. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's what we have right now. Do not go out

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Speaker 3: do not inhale.

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Speaker 5: Did you know New York now has the worst air

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Speaker 5: in the world.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in the world, in the world.

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Speaker 5: How did we beat Mumbai?

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Speaker 3: Exactly?

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Speaker 4: My god.

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Speaker 3: But the Mumbai's of the world they live with this

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Speaker 3: all the time. Host So yeah, now we have a

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Speaker 3: taste of with that. Like a first caller of the

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Speaker 3: day from Richmond, it's Marie. Hi, Marie, good morning, hard morning.

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Speaker 3: We're doing great. Marie is a pediatric nurse on our

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Speaker 3: way to work, so excited to talk to you. By

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Speaker 3: the way, Uh, tragic, sad, scary news coming out of

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Speaker 9: Yeah, shake my head.

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Speaker 3: We have a lot of friends in Richmond, and to

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Speaker 3: just know that we were reading about that thinking about you,

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Speaker 3: like I hope, I hope our friends are safe. Everyone's okay, Marie.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for being a nurse. But on top of

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Speaker 3: a pediatric nurse, that must be so satisfying for in it.

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Speaker 9: after they have surgery, so it's kind of a scary

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Speaker 3: There you go, Marie. See that nice. Knowing that we

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Speaker 3: have people like Marie listening makes me feel like less

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Speaker 3: of a dirt bag. What about what about you, Daniel

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Speaker 3: Liss a dirt bag? Yes, Gandhi still feels very dirt

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Speaker 3: bat very much. So well, Marie, I'm so honored to

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Speaker 3: have you here. What do we have for marine now? No,

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Speaker 3: it's it's strawberry frosty season. So how about a fifty

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Speaker 3: dollars Wendy's gift?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, enjoy your strubbery formrubery and Marie, thank you for

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Speaker 3: what you do with the babies and their families. It's

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Speaker 3: very important. Hold on one second, and there you are

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Speaker 3: our first caller of the day. Very important. Let's get

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Speaker 3: in with the three things we need to know from Gandhi,

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Speaker 3: and then let's get on with our day. We've got

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Speaker 3: lots of stuff to do today. I'll run you through

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Speaker 3: the map in a few moments. All right, Gandhi, you're

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Speaker 5: Right, let's talk about the air quality, because millions of

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Speaker 5: people across the eastern United States are dealing with some

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Speaker 5: really poor air quality as smoke from those wildfires in

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Speaker 5: Jersey at the moment that is burning out of control

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Speaker 5: as well. Regions of New York have been placed under

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Speaker 5: an air quality advisor with air Quality Tracker iq Air,

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Speaker 5: saying New York City had the worst air quality in

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Speaker 5: the world among major cities. Mayor Adams told residents to

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Speaker 5: please limit their time outdoors to absolute necessities. Smoke is

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Speaker 5: impacting the region from the Ohio Valley all the way

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Speaker 5: to the Carolinas. Over four hundred fires were burning in

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Speaker 5: Canada as of Tuesday night, including over two hundred that

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Speaker 5: were considered out of control. Are most at risk the elderly,

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Speaker 5: people with asthma, people with lung issues, and pets. Keep

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Speaker 5: your pets inside. I swear I heard a dog CoFe

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Speaker 5: yesterday and I was like, no Ah Gold inside the

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Speaker 5: list again, the elderly, people with asthma, people with lung issues,

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Speaker 3: That's Nate, Yes, Oh, Nate.

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Speaker 5: Oh there's a nail where he run it with. I

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Speaker 5: feel you all right. The PGA Tour and Live Golf

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Speaker 5: will merge. This set the golf world on fire yesterday.

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Speaker 5: The deal is going to see the end of pending litigation.

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Speaker 5: Before I get into this, Froggy, would you like to

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Speaker 5: explain this.

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Speaker 7: They have just decided that they need the money. From

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Speaker 7: what I understand the financial aspect of the tour, things

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Speaker 7: were not going well and they're going to take the money.

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Speaker 7: I don't like it, but it is the way it is.

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Speaker 5: I was going to ask you how you feel about it,

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Speaker 5: because a lot of people don't like very upset.

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Speaker 7: I do not like it.

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Speaker 5: An organization actually representing survivors of the families of victims

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Speaker 5: of nine to eleven say that this is horrible. The

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Speaker 5: the PGA's merger with Live Golf. The organization's chair lashed

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Speaker 5: So this is quite controversial. And finally, it is officially

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Speaker 5: the toughest time of the year four teenage drivers. Triple

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Speaker 5: A says the one hundred days between Memorial Day and

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Speaker 5: Labor Day is when there are the most accidents involving teens.

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Speaker 5: Of course, it's it's senior summertime, everyone's having a good time.

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Speaker 5: It's also when teens are more susceptible to risky behavior

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Speaker 5: like speeding, distracted driving. Triple A says the traffic accidents

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Speaker 5: are the leading cause of death for sixteen to nineteen

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Speaker 5: year olds and urges teens to put down their phones,

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Speaker 5: don't drive overnight, and wear your seat belt. And those

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Speaker 5: are your three things.

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Speaker 3: Good advice for all of us. Actually, you guys ready

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Speaker 3: for your Wednesday Wednesday? Yeah, it's a Wednesday.

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Speaker 8: Text us at fifty one.

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Speaker 5: So he said, get out of my life. I don't

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Speaker 5: f with fake people. And then I got a peace

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Speaker 5: sign and a middle finger there.

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Speaker 3: Guests coming in today one of my favorite comedians, Matea

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Speaker 3: Lane Mateo will be here about an hour. Also later,

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Speaker 3: Chelsea Handler is going to be on her new podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's actually not new. Her podcast is really great.

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Speaker 5: I love Chelsea Handler.

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Speaker 3: I do too. Do we have the sound of her

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Speaker 3: talking about what it's like getting hell from guys? I

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Speaker 3: tell you if we do, Yeah, guys telling her you

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Speaker 3: know you'na have a barring, awful, lowly life. You don't

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Speaker 3: have children?

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Speaker 5: Yes, how dare you?

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Speaker 3: And yeah, we have it. I'm beplat in a few minutes,

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Speaker 3: Chelsea Handler. Later, her podcast is called Dear Chelsea and

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Speaker 3: you can hear it on iHeartRadio, all right heart whatever

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Speaker 3: it is, the app dot commish thing, Yeah, all of

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Speaker 3: do you have any friends who you sit down with

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what I don't think I have any friends like that?

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, my best friend is like that. Yeah she.

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Speaker 3: So Danielle, yeah, we should have like, let's sit down.

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Speaker 3: It's Danielle and Gandhi and me. We just sat down

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Speaker 1: Oh I like apple Bee's.

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Speaker 3: We came here because Danielle likes apple Bee?

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Speaker 3: What is it you love about apple I.

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Speaker 1: Just like, you know, I like the chicken, and they

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Speaker 3: I remember Applebe's used to have those little little uh

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Speaker 3: you remember the skillet.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course they'd come right out and you'd

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Speaker 3: See, Okay, that was an interview conversation there you go.

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Speaker 3: See you can go on and on about that, and

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Speaker 3: you're like, just act and be genuinely interested in someone

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Speaker 3: else and talk about your favorite skillet.

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Speaker 5: You want to know a secret about skillet. Well, when

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Speaker 3: What's your Applebee's story? Because Applebee's was the first place

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Speaker 3: The bartender that funny. You just won't stop talking about that.

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Speaker 3: on by an Applebee's bartender. That was a cheesecake factory. Oh,

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Speaker 3: But then he kept like, you know, making put his

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Speaker 3: Producer Sam Hi, ever have a sizzling skillet of Applebee's.

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Speaker 5: That's not one is interesting as Nate sounds like Nate.

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Speaker 3: All right, Gondi, let's go.

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Speaker 5: Okay, if you are celebrating your birthday today, you celebrate

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Speaker 5: with bear grills. Fetti wop and iggy Azelle. Yea happy

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Speaker 5: birthday everybody. Capricorn. Look for alternative ways to get to

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Speaker 5: the root of a problem.

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Speaker 13: Your day is a six Aquarius. Stop limiting your potential.

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Speaker 13: Your day's a nine Pisces. Go out of your way

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Speaker 13: heay Aries. Celebrate your recent successes. You have so much

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Speaker 13: Your day is a ten Oh yay Gemini. Your bold

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Speaker 5: Your day's a sex answer. Take a chance on an

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Speaker 5: unlikely source. Your day is a seven Leo. Don't fall

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Speaker 5: behind a big project. Attack it head on. Your day's

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Speaker 5: a nine Virgo. Let go of a person who was

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Speaker 5: not looking out for your best interests. Your day is

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Speaker 5: an eight Ooh.

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Speaker 13: day's a five Scorpio. Your passion for a project will

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Speaker 13: help it succeed. In spades. Your day is an eight

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Speaker 13: in Spades and finally Sagittarius. When one door closes, another

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Speaker 13: Wednesday morning, Horsecopes.

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Speaker 3: Pizza Hut Japan date for lunch. Tell yah, they're debuting.

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Speaker 3: They're Wiener Coffee Pizza.

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Speaker 3: It's called Weiener Coffee Pizza. It comes. It comes topped

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Speaker 3: Come on, free your mind and the rest will follow.

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Speaker 5: Throw after that, I would maybe take a bike. So

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Speaker 3: It's the coffee and cream cheese that gets you going, right. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: iHeart picnic today that was canceled. We were supposed to

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Speaker 7: I don't know?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I made this happen because I texted

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Speaker 5: I said, Andrew, I'm not sure if I can do

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Speaker 3: It was all you Gandhi me, I'm manifested. It's that

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Speaker 3: doing that. We will not be having a coffee cream

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go ahead and say we weren't.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, they're going to reschedule, so fear not. Danielle's report

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Speaker 1: Some more rumors about some ted Lasso stuff on the

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Did Ge what he did at it was a fast

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Speaker 3: to be our favorite of all time. Elvis, It's gonna

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Speaker 8: Complicated, Danielle, that was the dumb ass move.

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Speaker 5: Gandhi, Who the hell was throwing this stuff?

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Speaker 8: Froggy three two one, Here it comes, starting your day.

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Speaker 3: I love that you're listening to us. Go have a

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Speaker 3: great day, hope.

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Speaker 8: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 10: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: So a passing in the music business. I want to

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Speaker 3: talk about it. And you may have never heard this song, ever,

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Speaker 3: you most likely have in passing.

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Speaker 5: I think everyone's heard this at some point, right.

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Speaker 3: The girl from empan Emo Uh Boston Nova is the genre.

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Speaker 3: So Astroid Gilberta was born in Brazil and died in

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Speaker 5: And is a place in Brazil, right, I do.

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Speaker 3: Believe so you've heard it, but she passed away. But

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Speaker 3: You didn't know you knew right when he kicks in

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Speaker 14: Love it and young love the.

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Speaker 3: Girl from She's Only in your left ear. Yeah, this

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Speaker 3: is back when stereo became a thing in the sixties,

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Speaker 1: My dad, you love.

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Speaker 2: Weird.

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Speaker 3: They only put him in one channel because it's like,

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Speaker 3: let's do something really crafty.

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Speaker 3: They may move her over to your other ear here.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's versus sexy Saxon here somewhere. So you've heard it, right.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I need a martini.

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Speaker 5: And a cigarette.

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Speaker 3: That's a cigarette in my house, slippers there it is.

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Speaker 3: This is a bop right here anyway. I want to

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Speaker 3: wear my leopard print robe and your cat sunglasses, yes,

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Speaker 3: and I want to smoke a pipe anyway. So the

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Speaker 3: saw change the way a lot of people listen to music.

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Speaker 3: Astrod Gilberto Gilberto. It passed away at eighty three in Philadelphia.

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Speaker 3: There you have it, Hey, don't you hate it switching

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Speaker 3: gears When you go de text someone on your iPhone

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Speaker 3: and the word duck comes out and you clearly meant

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Speaker 9: You're like.

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Speaker 3: They think I'm kidding around. Well, I think in iOS seventeen,

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Speaker 3: AI autospell correction system going on. So when you start

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Speaker 3: will eliminate your duck problem. Oh did you know that frog?

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Speaker 7: Yep, yep. That's that's part of the new feature that

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Speaker 7: I saw one of the ones if I mean, I

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Speaker 7: don't use this word, but if you use the word

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Speaker 7: chill axe instead of chill it's going to offer different

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Speaker 7: slaying words for normal phrases that you use on a

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Speaker 1: I feel like that happens to me a lot anyway already.

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Speaker 1: And sometimes a word will pop up and I go, oh,

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize I use that word that often. That's

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Speaker 3: Well now it will, it will know you a little better.

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Speaker 3: And now that I know that Daniel uses the word

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Speaker 3: chill axe all the time, No, not chill axe, but

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Speaker 5: It's also supposed to let you leave face mails now,

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Speaker 5: so if you FaceTime somebody they don't answer, you can

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Speaker 5: is just snaptap.

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Speaker 1: It really ways, you don't really need it.

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Speaker 3: But okay, it's so crazy, Daniel, you're up. What's all right?

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Speaker 1: So listen to this. It is cheaper to fly to

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Speaker 1: Argentina to watch Taylor Swift perform than it is to

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Speaker 1: see her in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 3: Explain this to me.

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Speaker 1: So it's fifteen hundred dollars to see her in Los

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Speaker 1: Angeles if you need it. If you get a ticket

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift for Argentina, it's nine hundred and three dollars.

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Speaker 1: And she is in Argentina November ninth, tenth, and eleventh,

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Speaker 5: You can get a vacation out of it. I have

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Speaker 3: Cheaper to do that, yes, he.

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Speaker 5: Said, it's cheaper to go to Mexico to.

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Speaker 3: See Do you think Taylor's gonna be playing in Brazil?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead and say no.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of concerts, Beyonce did something pretty cool. She gave

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Speaker 1: thought was pretty pretty cool. Taylor Swift's team is now

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Speaker 1: saying that she never split from Maddie Healy because they

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Speaker 1: They were just having fun and the time ran its course.

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Speaker 3: I see that.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, so you can't really say they broke up

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Speaker 1: because they were never really together.

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Speaker 1: I got it. I've got a lot of those, okay,

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Speaker 1: either season four or a spin off of Ted Last

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Speaker 1: So Apple tweeted a picture featuring Beard, Roy Kent, and

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Speaker 1: Nathan and Apple captured the photo with smells like potential.

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Speaker 1: You know, we'll see what happens.

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Speaker 3: They're toying with our emotions.

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Speaker 1: Charley toying with our emotions.

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Speaker 5: I hate it, Jelly Roll.

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Speaker 1: We know he's doing so well, but this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: He had to be rushed to safety at a celebrity

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Speaker 1: softball game after a guy who's been stalking him tried

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Speaker 1: to confront him at the Nashville Sound Stadium at First

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Speaker 1: Horizon Park. Here, guys, look, I have a visual for you.

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Speaker 1: This is the guy, all right. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They had to rush jelly Roll, like I said, to safety.

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Speaker 1: And this isn't the first time that the guy came

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Speaker 1: up to Jelly Roll. He's had, unfortunately, personal encounters with

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Speaker 1: him before. The guy's taken pictures in front of Jelly's car,

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Speaker 1: pretending like he knows him. Like it's gotten scary.

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Speaker 3: Leave jelly Roll alone.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: One of the things about jelly Roll, though, he comes

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Speaker 3: across as so personable. Yeah, I can see how people

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Speaker 3: who are a little off will go, oh, he wants

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Speaker 3: to be my best friend ry exactly.

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Speaker 1: But they said that seemed to be in a little

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Speaker 1: bit of emotional distress after this guy approached him, So yeah, uh.

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Speaker 1: The Weekend was hoping his TV series The Idol would

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Speaker 1: get big numbers, but unfortunately it didn't. It didn't get

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Speaker 1: the numbers they thought it would, pulling in only a

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Speaker 1: nine hundred and thirteen thousand viewers during its premiere, So

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Speaker 1: hopefully it will get better. Friday is the day Transformers

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Speaker 1: rise to the beasts. I know that my uh, my

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Speaker 1: kids already saw it. I know Garrett already saw it,

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Speaker 1: and apparently it is really good. They're saying, but maybe

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Speaker 1: seventy million dollar opening in North America could earn twice

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Speaker 1: that in China. Apparently China loves anything Transformers. It's like

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Speaker 1: the biggest thing over there. Nor Boy Anthony Ramos is

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Speaker 1: and it will pissed off. Anthony Ramos isn't on with us,

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Speaker 1: but okay. And there's a rumor going around that Justin

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Speaker 1: Timberly and Jessica Biel are having some issues that they

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Speaker 1: want to go back to therapy and stuff. So I

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Speaker 1: hate getting into stuff like that.

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Speaker 3: Getting I'm just.

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Speaker 1: Telling you it's out there. There's a lot of details

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Speaker 1: that I'm not going to talk about them.

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Speaker 5: That Our Best is going out now, you'll be curious

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Speaker 5: going to go online our best?

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Speaker 3: What you do?

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Speaker 1: I know this is going out to the NBA Finals

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Speaker 1: tonight Game three, the Nuggets and the Heat Master Chef Riverdale.

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Speaker 1: Netflix gives you Love is Blind Brazil, Season three, Real

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Speaker 1: Housewives of Orange County. You've got the season premiere of

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Speaker 1: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and you have the season

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Speaker 1: finale of Married at First Sight, and that is my Danielle.

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Speaker 3: Thank you Danielle. Other the whole show really is on

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Speaker 3: a slippery.

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Speaker 8: Elvis ran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Totally forgot to mention that Nile Horn is on with us,

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Speaker 3: not today, but he's on Friday. Yeah, we have a

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Speaker 3: whole week, a whole week of people. Where's my list

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Speaker 3: the Mercedes Ben's Interview Lounge My list Mateo Lane hilarious comedian.

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Speaker 3: He's going to roll through here in a less than

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Speaker 3: an hour. Chelsea Handler is on later today. Love Chelsea Handler.

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Speaker 3: Oh can we get to the sound from her? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: which you had to say about how people give her

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Speaker 3: grief for not wanting him to have a kid.

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Speaker 5: I love this.

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Speaker 3: Yes Tomorrow Jake Shane love him on TikTok. Jake is

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Speaker 3: fabulous and also Kyle Hume, the musician with the saddest

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Speaker 3: song in the history of sad songs. Friday Nile Horn

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Speaker 3: and Janelle Monet love Her and Monday, You're ready, Andy

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Speaker 3: Cohen's going to be here, Diamond. Are you excited about

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Speaker 3: Andy Cohen coming in Monday?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, is the sky blue?

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Speaker 3: Weall, it's not today, but you know what I mean. Yes,

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Speaker 3: the sky's read today. Yes all, wait, that's Monday, so

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Speaker 3: make sure you come to work today. Yeah. So Chelsea

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Speaker 3: Handler decided to slap back this one guy. Of course,

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Speaker 3: speaking for all guys, he.

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Speaker 5: Thinks, ah, alpha's especially.

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Speaker 3: All alpha guy. Yeah. I'll just let him say. Okay,

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Speaker 3: he was on some interview, some podcasts somewhere, and then

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Speaker 3: Chelsea wants to talk about what he just said.

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Speaker 15: Forty five percent of working women ages twenty five to

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Speaker 15: forty five by twenty thirty will be non married, no kids, single.

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Speaker 14: I'll tell you what's wrong with that.

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Speaker 2: Nothing.

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Speaker 14: I usually don't do things like this.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna start it over and I want you to

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Speaker 3: listen for something. And she's replying to him. She's pouring

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Speaker 3: a huge bottle of vodka into a huge tumbler. Yes,

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Speaker 3: and you can hear it gurgling in the background. Forty five. Okay,

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Speaker 3: so here's his opinion, his alpha male opinion on women

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Speaker 3: and what they should be doing to make their lives better.

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Speaker 15: Forty five percent of working women ages twenty five to

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Speaker 15: forty five by twenty thirty will be non married, no kids, single.

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Speaker 14: I'll tell you what's wrong with that. Nothing. I usually

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Speaker 14: don't do things like this, but when I have to

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Speaker 14: listen to.

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Speaker 12: Men talk like that, I have no choice but to

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Speaker 12: sedate myself with drugs and alcohol.

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Speaker 16: Lately, I've been loud and proud about my status as

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Speaker 16: a single, unmarried, childless, wild woman, and apparently some men

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Speaker 16: cannot handle that.

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Speaker 14: Every time I go on.

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Speaker 17: Instagram, I stumble upon sd morons like this guy pontificating

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Speaker 17: about how unhappy women like me must be.

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Speaker 3: Well, and he goes on and says, more, I wish

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Speaker 3: we had that here. Yeah, well, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we can get it. Yeah, you told me to

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Speaker 5: cut it out.

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Speaker 4: I did.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, He goes on to say, good luck finding happiness, honey.

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Speaker 5: Right, you're going to be miserable if you choose money

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Speaker 5: over this other life, because everybody wants the same life.

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Speaker 5: Recording to him.

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Speaker 1: Worse they do.

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Speaker 3: So there's that. So Chelsea will be him later. Maybe

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Speaker 3: she'll bring her big bottle of Tito's in.

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Speaker 1: A big tumbler, she'll sleve it on the counter.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, Oh, we did the Daniel report right, and oh

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Speaker 3: oh oh. I don't know if I'm mesmerized or just

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Speaker 3: intrigued or impressed or a little frightened. Every time I

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Speaker 3: go out with a few friends and we order lunch

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Speaker 3: or dinner, the person taking the order doesn't write it down.

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Speaker 3: They memorize it.

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Speaker 1: That amazes me.

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Speaker 3: It amazes me because I'm, you know, being a bit skeptical.

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Speaker 3: I'm assuming they're going to mess something up because someone

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Speaker 3: in the crowd is gonna not just say cheeseburger with fries.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna say cheeseburger, can you make it medium?

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Speaker 9: Rare?

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Speaker 3: Can you do the room on the side. But they

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Speaker 3: do it, and they get it right. And I've never

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Speaker 3: all the times it's happened, Daniel, I've never had anyone

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Speaker 3: mess it up.

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Speaker 1: I know, it's amazing. I don't know how they do it.

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Speaker 5: I never used to write it down, really, yeah, when

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Speaker 5: I was a waitress. Never because once you before.

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Speaker 3: You started doing mushrooms and things.

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Speaker 5: No, actually and pot No, really it was with all that. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's so when I worked there for so long, I

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Speaker 5: just kind of memorized the menu and it was all

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Speaker 5: just the formula in my head because you are there

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Speaker 5: and you know exactly what comes with things, like you

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Speaker 5: get it.

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Speaker 3: So we don't understand that.

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Speaker 1: I guess maybe once you're there a while you can do.

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Speaker 3: It, but I keep it mind. Danielle and I are

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Speaker 3: from the world where we don't remember why we're here.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know who you people are at the time.

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Speaker 1: I walk in the room and I'm like, what did

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Speaker 1: I come for?

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Speaker 5: I still remember that menu and the sides that came

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Speaker 5: with it and what came. Yeah, like I could still

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Speaker 5: if web Tuesdays were still open across across the globe,

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Speaker 5: I would have it down.

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Speaker 18: Now.

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Speaker 3: Did you have to use the sizzle words? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 3: it never was like just a Cheddar cheeseburger. It was

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Speaker 3: a Vermont Cheddar, smoked hickory bacon cheeseburger right right with

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Speaker 3: crispy waffle fries. You had to use those sizzle absolutely.

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Speaker 5: Paint the picture. Do you want any refreshing strawberry? Strawberry

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Speaker 5: lemonade fresh squeezed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: See see how they get you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I did it at McDonald's. Would you

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Speaker 1: like a hot crispy apple pie with that?

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Speaker 19: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: That lemonade was expensive, man.

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Speaker 1: But I got told I couldn't sell like that anymore

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Speaker 1: because it sounded like I was soliciting. So they said,

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Speaker 1: for your pie. Yeah, but exactly that was the problem.

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Speaker 3: Hot pie, you caution filling may be hot.

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Speaker 1: They wondered why I had the highest pie sales.

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Speaker 3: I know for a fact why you had them.

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Speaker 11: You know, when it comes to sizzle words, almost sucker

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Speaker 11: for housemaid. Put a house made in front of anything.

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Speaker 11: I'm getting it because I'm like, this has got to

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Speaker 11: be a signature.

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Speaker 3: They don't tell you which house it was made. Whose house?

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah.

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Speaker 3: I never liked the housemade because it's not made in

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Speaker 3: the house nobody. It's a restaurant. They're not making. Granted

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Speaker 3: they call it the house, but it's not house made.

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Speaker 3: They make some things back there. I don't like that

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Speaker 3: term white froggy. I love what they call like the

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Speaker 3: secret family recipe. I'm like, oh you no, it's not

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Speaker 3: it's family. The family, the recipe wasn't the secret the

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Speaker 3: family was it's from It's a recipe from a secret family.

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Speaker 3: No one knows they exist. I don't know. I'm getting

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Speaker 3: hungry just talking about.

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Speaker 1: It seriously.

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Speaker 2: Because he was highlighted in a rectangle box. I'm also

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Speaker 2: buying it.

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Speaker 5: Oh absolutely, you do sizzling fa heat his hand crafted burgers.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, scary are as handcrafted.

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Speaker 5: I would think.

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Speaker 1: So, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I think some of them just like shoot out of

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Speaker 5: a tube or something.

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Speaker 3: How about our tangy housemaid ketchup? Yes, yes, I am

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Speaker 3: getting hungry. Orders in order now? Oh did he put

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Speaker 3: the order things?

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Speaker 1: Not yet?

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Speaker 3: No, it is here, here, it is so oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Can we call Alex? Hold on? Call Alex Carr on speaker,

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Speaker 3: hold on, saying he's out on a boat in the

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Speaker 3: ocean fishing for fish you wanted. Should we go line?

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Speaker 5: Can you breathe?

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Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, Yeah, he's out there in the smoke.

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Speaker 3: We'll get Can we get on the next break?

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Speaker 2: Yeah sure.

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Speaker 3: Let me just let me just tee that up for you.

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Speaker 3: Producer man m calling the ocean. Not one on the line,

667
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 3: He's not going to answer. I have one on the line.

668
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 3: The retor just drinking beer. This is the most Oh

669
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 3: he's oh he's texting me now anyway, would you please

670
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 3: like get in touch with and let me know we're

671
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 3: gonna put him on. I just love the fact that

672
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 3: no one can breathe we have all these smoky air

673
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Speaker 3: warnings going on. He's out on a boat like tip tipping,

674
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 3: yeah to and fro fishing for flounder.

675
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Speaker 5: Something raw dog in that air.

676
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 3: He's raw dog in our air. I bet it's But

677
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 3: I wonder if the conditions are better on the ocean

678
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 3: than they are here on land. We'll find out in

679
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Speaker 3: a moment.

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Speaker 10: Join the conversation by texting fifty standard data and messaging

681
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Speaker 10: rates may apply.

682
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Speaker 8: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

683
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Speaker 3: Are we even on?

684
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 8: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

685
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we still have these warnings going on in the northeast.

686
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 3: Do not go outside, do not inhale. With the wildfire

687
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 3: situation in Canada, all that smoke and a lot of

688
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 3: dangerous stuff is in there. I mean, you don't go

689
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 3: outside thinking, oh, I'm gonna be fine. Well, no, you

690
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 3: know you need to protect yourself. So the guy I'm

691
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 3: married to is where is he?

692
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 4: That one?

693
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 3: Right here? Guy I'm married to. Is out on the

694
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 3: ocean fishing in the middle of the smoke. Are you

695
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 3: catching smoked sturgeon?

696
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 6: Oh?

697
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 4: Yes, we are.

698
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Speaker 18: We're catching the already a bunch of fish. We're already

699
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Speaker 18: on boat.

700
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Speaker 3: He's out there with Paddy by the way.

701
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 18: Good good luck Paddy. Yeah, he's our good luck charm.

702
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 18: And you know, we got our rods in the water.

703
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 18: The sun's out. It's beautiful day, and and we're out

704
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 18: catching black sea bands and ling.

705
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, No, I mean, did you say the sun

706
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 3: is out? Is it really orange because of the smoke?

707
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 18: The sun is yeh, it's orange. It's beautiful. It's hazy,

708
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 18: but it's it's nice.

709
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 3: Don't you. Don't you smell the smoke out there on

710
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Speaker 3: the ocean.

711
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 18: No, we don't.

712
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 20: Nice.

713
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 18: It's a nice breeze coming.

714
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 3: Okay, good. Maybe you're safer out there than we are

715
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 3: here on land, you know.

716
00:31:59,080 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 9: Yeah?

717
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Speaker 3: All right, Well, so how many fish if you guys,

718
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 3: how many fish have you caught already?

719
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Speaker 18: Well, we caught about maybe twenty fish, only two keepers

720
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Speaker 18: so far, though.

721
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Speaker 1: And what do you do throw the rest back?

722
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 9: Yeah?

723
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Speaker 18: We throw them back. But I want to I want

724
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Speaker 18: to get mad at iHeart Media for a reason.

725
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 3: Oh hold on, hold on, let me get my list

726
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 3: out all right, So why are you mad at iHeartMedia?

727
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 18: Because they kept Patty out the one thirty in the

728
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 18: morning at a promotional event last night and now he's tired.

729
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, at the head Shearing concert last night?

730
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Speaker 18: Were you at the head Sharing concert?

731
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Speaker 9: Oh?

732
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Speaker 4: Somebody else?

733
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Speaker 3: Okay?

734
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Speaker 18: Wait, wait, wait, here's Patty.

735
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk to Patty. How many? How many beers down?

736
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Speaker 3: Are you guys already? At seven fifteen?

737
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Speaker 4: You know what?

738
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Speaker 9: I actually got home so late that I took a

739
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 9: nap on the boat, so I just woke up just now.

740
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Speaker 3: I bet you smell you smelled awesome. So well, you

741
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 3: know what, where were you last night?

742
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 9: We have a JP sacks to a thing on that

743
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 9: summer Tuesdays the building. That's right, the.

744
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 3: Summer Tuesdays here at the building. Absolutely big parties, okay.

745
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 9: And then then we went out to uh we went

746
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Speaker 9: out to dinner after that, and by the time I

747
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 9: got back home it was like one in the morning.

748
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 9: Sleep order, I just stay up and wait for Alexy.

749
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad you stayed up, and you're gonna really

750
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Speaker 3: have a great day. So you've you have two keepers

751
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 3: so far. What fish is hopping the most right now

752
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 3: out in our beautiful harbor.

753
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 9: Yes, it's wonderful harbor. But we're we're rocking a little bit,

754
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Speaker 9: don't Let's.

755
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 3: Okay, what fish?

756
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 7: You didn't answer your question?

757
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 3: What fish? What fish are you catching?

758
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 9: We're catching black sea best ring cod and blackfish. You

759
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 9: have to throw the blackfish back is not in season, okay,

760
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 9: and have to be at least twelve and a half

761
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Speaker 9: long to keep.

762
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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

763
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Speaker 7: And by the way, the she said was caught and

764
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Speaker 7: that co o D.

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Speaker 1: What do you think fish sound like when you catch them?

766
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Speaker 18: Like?

767
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: What what voice would they have?

768
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Speaker 9: I don't know if I incredible?

769
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Speaker 3: Okay, do that? I love it. I love that the

770
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Speaker 3: fish has to be twelve and a twelve and a

771
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 3: half inches long, And I'm so happy. You always carry

772
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Speaker 3: your ruler with you wherever you go.

773
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 9: Well, there's a little board. We're notching it, okay, all right,

774
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 9: out to the boat.

775
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 3: That's okay, Yeah, please go ahead, shout it out.

776
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 9: I'm on the simpleized fishing boat out of the Landing Highlands.

777
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 9: Captain Jake and first mate Stephen, and they take care

778
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 9: of us and I love these guys the best.

779
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 3: All right, well tell them to stay all right, we

780
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 3: gotta go happy fishing, okay, bye, all right. So there

781
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 3: you go, live from the ocean.

782
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: It's so crazy, but he's out there doing that. And

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Speaker 1: then we have people that walked into this building this

784
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: morning with face masks on, saying that I have to

785
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: be careful, you can't go outside.

786
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 3: Exactly like being very nautical.

787
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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, what's up Nate? By the way, what's up? What

789
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 3: a great activity? If I organized a fishing charter, would

790
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 3: you guys go fishing with you?

791
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: I would love going fishing.

792
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 3: I love I love fishing. But you know, I want

793
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: to sit in that fight chair and bringing bringing amorrow.

794
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 1: I want a cocktail and some snacks too.

795
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 3: Let's do it, all right. So back to this conversation.

796
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 3: Chelsea Handler's on later, and she was commenting on the

797
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 3: fact that there's this guy out on the internet somewhere saying,

798
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 3: you know, if you're a woman and you're in your

799
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 3: thirties forties, you're a sort of sort of a loser

800
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 3: if you don't have kids, and so she's like, I

801
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,399
Speaker 3: don't think that's right, right.

802
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 5: So he's yeah, he said, you're going to be unhappy.

803
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 8: Here we go.

804
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 5: This is actually his words. Come on, here we go.

805
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 15: There's no kids, not married, and that you're going to

806
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 15: genuinely be fulfilled in life because you made money.

807
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 3: Best of luck to you. I think the best of

808
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 3: luck to you, honey, was my favorite.

809
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 5: You think the things you're doing are gonna make you happy, well,

810
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 5: I think not get a life, buddy.

811
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Speaker 3: He's there to tell you what she's gonna make you happy. Look,

812
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 3: you know, it's to each his own. Like Danielle has

813
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 3: two incredible kids, and she loves the path that she

814
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 3: took and it's very fulfilling.

815
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Speaker 1: And it's not for everybody.

816
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 3: No, definitely not, honey.

817
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 5: It's just so odd when people try to talk about

818
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 5: well science says, this is exactly how you're gonna feel.

819
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 5: Every single person is different. You don't know what somebody wants.

820
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 5: Some people shudder at the thought of waking up and

821
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 5: having to take care of a kid every day, men, women, whomever.

822
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Speaker 1: And here's the thing. If someone doesn't think they can

823
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: handle kids and whatever, why would you want that for?

824
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 5: Right?

825
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 3: Best not to do that exactly anyway, scary can't even

826
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 3: keep a door knob alive, didn't you drop a baby

827
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Speaker 3: once he did. How how are you killing? You killed

828
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: a weak old succulent.

829
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 2: It's starting to turn brown. Didn't need much water.

830
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to. How much are you watering your

831
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 3: succulent every day? No? No, you're not supposed to. No, no,

832
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 3: go do it. Do not water your your cactus every

833
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 3: every day.

834
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: But a child you probably need to feed every day.

835
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't get children in succulents mixed. You know, they

836
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 3: have a whole different diet every day, sometimes twice. Okay,

837
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 3: thank you. Let's get into the three things we need

838
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 3: to know from Gandhi. We got a phone tap on

839
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 3: the way. Oh my tail lane, funny comedian. He's gonna

840
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 3: be on like thirty minutes. And then Chelsea Handler later on.

841
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 3: Let's go what are you gouya going on? All right?

842
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 5: We know the air is bad. We are all feeling

843
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 5: it here, we're breathing it, we're smelling it. They are

844
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 5: telling you stay inside. If you can go outside only

845
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 5: in absolute necessity. The smoke has impacted the region from

846
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 5: the Ohio Valley all the way to the Carolina's over

847
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 5: four hundred fires we're burning in Canada, and we are

848
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 5: getting the smoke from that Right now, the biggest impacted

849
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 5: groups are the elderly, people with respiratory issues, people with

850
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 5: lung issues, which I would assume are the same exact thing,

851
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 5: but they have them listed separately, and pets. Also small children.

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00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 3: Hey, whether they're having in Miami.

853
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that hail or something crazy rain hitting

854
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 5: Miami right now, and it's going to rain a lot

855
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 5: more today and we know that when that happens, it

856
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 5: floods down there. So really the East Coast is getting

857
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 5: a lot of bad weather all at the same time

858
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,959
Speaker 5: right now. We hear these commercials on the radio every

859
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 5: now and then. There's a new push in Congress to

860
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 5: keep AM radio in newer vehicle models. A House subcommittee

861
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 5: held a hearing today on a bipartisan bill that would

862
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 5: require car makers to keep AM radio in their vehicles,

863
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 5: as some manufacturers have started to phase it out in

864
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 5: new electric vehicles. Car companies have argued that the electric

865
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 5: batteries interfere with AM transmissions. Elvis Duran, what are your

866
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 5: thoughts on this? Uh, yes, stop AM radio, keep it,

867
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Speaker 5: don't keep it.

868
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 3: Here's my thing about entertainment in your car. It should

869
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 3: be able to access anything in everything that's out there,

870
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 3: anything and everything there you go, everything and finally including AM.

871
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, isn't AM supposed to be the only thing

872
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 5: that would withstand some really serious disasters?

873
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 3: This is what I've heard. I mean, I s Nate.

874
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 3: He's then supposedly, yes, in the case of an emergency

875
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 3: or like solar flat, that would be the one thing

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00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 3: that we can get. They do say those in the

877
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 3: numb that if there's a nuclear issue, yes, that AM

878
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 3: would not work because it was just something like this,

879
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 3: because of all the weird stuff floating in the atmosphere. Interesting,

880
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 3: I don't know, Wait till we get there, We'll get it.

881
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 5: And finally, Froggy, the Gulf world was set on fire yesterday.

882
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 5: Would you like to explain a little bit what happened?

883
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, there's been a big fracture with these other

884
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 7: guys going over and playing for the Saudi investment firm,

885
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Speaker 7: And yesterday the PGA Tour spent so many almost our

886
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 7: year telling people not to go. It was about legacy

887
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 7: and trophies and all this other stuff. And now yesterday

888
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 7: the PGA Tour took the money and now they have

889
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 7: merged with Live. I think the guys who stayed got screwed.

890
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 7: They didn't get their money. Now they're just left standing

891
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 7: here to be a part of it.

892
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 5: Right now, the three groups that did merge say that

893
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 5: they are going to create fair and objective processes for

894
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 5: any players who want to reapply for memberships with the

895
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 5: PGA Tour or the dp World Tour after the season.

896
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 5: It's just causing a lot of controversy. People are very

897
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 5: upset about it. They're saying, you know, it's dirty money.

898
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 5: How dare this happen? We'll see how it goes. And

899
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 5: those are your three things.

900
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 3: Thanks go when the Mercedes bends and interview lounge and

901
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 3: you're getting your own Rita aur Id to get insun

902
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 3: that's your key card to our studio.

903
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 5: This is a huge deal because everyone comes on this

904
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 5: show and they don't have this.

905
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 8: But why isn't it in gold?

906
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Speaker 21: Okay?

907
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:51,680
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00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 3: the Morning Show.

912
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 8: Elvis Teroran in the Morning Show.

913
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 3: I don't know if this applies to you. But I

914
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 3: saw somewhere yesterday something about the two beers and a

915
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 3: puppy philosophy. Have you heard about this? No, yes, you

916
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 3: heard about this frog, Yeah, I have you. It's a

917
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 3: test that gives you a quick way to figure out

918
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 3: if you want someone in your life. Do you remember

919
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 3: how it goes?

920
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 9: Frog?

921
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 3: Yees?

922
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 7: So if you when you meet somebody, ask yourself, is

923
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 7: this somebody that you could sit down and have a

924
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,280
Speaker 7: beer with number one and number two? Would you trust

925
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 7: that person to take care of your puppy?

926
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 5: But how do you know that immediately? You don't know that?

927
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 4: Well?

928
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 3: No, no, I mean after you get to know them

929
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 3: long enough. I mean, look, I think what I read

930
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 3: was if you would sit down and have two beers

931
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 3: with them and trust them to take care of your

932
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 3: puppies for the weekend. Yeah, all right, I think they're

933
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 3: dc in person that you think. Okay, yeah, this is

934
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 3: someone I deserve in my life.

935
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: Well wait a second. I have people in my life

936
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't trust them with my animals, but I

937
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 1: still think they're a nice person.

938
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 3: Exactly.

939
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 7: I don't talk about scary like that.

940
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:18,280
Speaker 3: How did you know sc scary? Said, Well, I've watched

941
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 3: enough TikTok videos to know I could watch your dogs

942
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,919
Speaker 3: over the weekend. I'm like, Oh, there's the same guy

943
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 3: a minute ago who's killing his new cactus because he

944
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 3: waters it three times a day. I'm like, because you know,

945
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 3: dogs are not succulents. They need water.

946
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 5: They do.

947
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 3: Don't get to too confused.

948
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: My favorite he goes, but they said it didn't need

949
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: a lot of water. Well, how often are you're watering

950
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: it every day?

951
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 4: Okay?

952
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 3: Okay, So if not the beer and puppy thing, then

953
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 3: what is it you look for in a person that

954
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 3: makes you go mmm, okay, they're cool.

955
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: Someone who's nice to their parents.

956
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 3: Okay, that's important, very very important.

957
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: You're nasty to your parents. I don't want anything to

958
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: do with.

959
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 3: And also they say when you go out to eat, yeah,

960
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 3: you go to the bar, nice to whoever's waiting on you.

961
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 3: Be nice. They're not some sort of slave. They're there

962
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 3: to work with you, not for you.

963
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 5: I like when people appreciate little things, especially nature. So

964
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 5: if you walk outside and there's a beautiful sunset, I

965
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 5: love it when someone's like, oh my god, look at

966
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 5: that sunset. Because I know so many people who just

967
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 5: take it for granted and don't care, and I think

968
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 5: it's so awesome every day.

969
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 3: I guess we all have these markers that we love

970
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 3: for these benchmarks that people they show. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

971
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 5: I also think too, would my sister enjoy this person

972
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 5: because I think she's a really good judge of character.

973
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 5: And then I think if she wouldn't like being around

974
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 5: this person, oh, that might be a red flag because

975
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 5: I'm not as good as she is. Yeah, but if

976
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 5: I look through her lines, it's a little better.

977
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 3: Then. You know, you could go to the political stuff,

978
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 3: You could go to all sorts of different facets of

979
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 3: someone's life. Where you start you start getting judgy, you know,

980
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 3: you know, I mean when it comes to politics. You know,

981
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 3: you and I may totally disagree on a political view

982
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 3: or whatever, but it doesn't mean I'm going to totally

983
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 3: toss you out. It just I just I'm not that

984
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 3: kind of person. But I know people who have tossed

985
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 3: me out of their lives because I'm that way. You

986
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 3: must agree with my beliefs politically, or you have no

987
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 3: room in my life. Okay, well, then I guess automatically

988
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 3: we do myself out.

989
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: How does the world work? Like that everyone needs to

990
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: have different opinions exactly.

991
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 5: Some opinions are worth tossing people over.

992
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 3: Some of them are, Well, it's different for all of us.

993
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think yeah, well, okay, I think that there

994
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 5: are some universals that people are like, No, I'm not

995
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 5: about that, right.

996
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's scary?

997
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 11: I was going to add when someone doesn't flake out

998
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 11: of plans. When you make a plan and they keep it,

999
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 11: That to me, is somebody that you could trust.

1000
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 5: That's a good one.

1001
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 3: I guess it all depends on why they flaked out,

1002
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 3: but okay, sick.

1003
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 5: I like also when you can go from one location

1004
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 5: to another location and people are down to go, because

1005
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 5: I think that's where you lose a lot of people

1006
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 5: in the party, like, oh, we're going to go here

1007
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 5: after this place, and then someone will tap out right

1008
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 5: after the first one. But if they keep going, I

1009
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 5: love that.

1010
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 4: Let me go.

1011
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 5: You're spontaneous, you don't have some fun.

1012
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 3: Nate just sent me a note about beige flags. You've

1013
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 3: heard about people who have red flags.

1014
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: Oh, red flag, beige flags.

1015
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 3: Beige flag. It refers to the traits that you find

1016
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 3: slightly off put. It's not a red flag, but there's

1017
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 3: potential the potential deal breaker with this person. Honestly, that

1018
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 3: whole shrimps thing with David. David Katz said, that's a

1019
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 3: beige flag because that's not a red flag, like you

1020
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 3: know they cheated on. Well, I need to explain that. Okay,

1021
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 3: he was dating this really great, wonderful woman at one

1022
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 3: time and he was thinking maybe, maybe, just maybe this

1023
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 3: could be the one. And then one night they went

1024
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 3: to a restaurant to order dinner and she said, hmm,

1025
00:45:53,960 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 3: I think I'll have the shrimps, and he went, what shrimp? Yeah,

1026
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 3: I think I may have the shrimps, went home totally

1027
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 3: just deleted her from his life, and then later found

1028
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 3: out that shrimps is acceptable if you want to use it,

1029
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 3: but to him, if she uses the word shrimps, he

1030
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 3: can't be with her.

1031
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: So crazy to me, So that was a.

1032
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,919
Speaker 5: Red flag to him, That wasn't even base a bright

1033
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 5: red You're right, But to you, a beige flag would

1034
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 5: be shrimps.

1035
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,479
Speaker 3: Let me go look that up to totally throw someone

1036
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 3: out because they say shrimps. Look, we all have mistakes

1037
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 3: we make in using language, but that wasn't a mistake.

1038
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 3: That was real. It was good. What else beig flags,

1039
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 3: base flag. We could go on.

1040
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 5: Slightly irritating things. That's what a base flag is, right.

1041
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 3: People who try too hard to me, that's a base

1042
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:49,959
Speaker 3: flag to him.

1043
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 5: Try too hard, in which respective they really like you

1044
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:54,919
Speaker 5: and they're trying. That could be kind of nice.

1045
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1046
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a broad stroke thing. It depends on what

1047
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 3: we're talking about anyway, So you start thinking about.

1048
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 5: That, Oh, I know what my boy this is. This

1049
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 5: is my boyfriend's base flag. The level of intensity when

1050
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 5: he is watching sports makes me want to throw things

1051
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 5: at him. Yes, okay, yes, Froggy. It is just this

1052
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 5: level of like, oh my god, are you on the

1053
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 5: field or do you play this game? But what's happening?

1054
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 7: Can't you see that? As it's it's something that we're

1055
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 7: passionate about. It's something that we're really involved in. If

1056
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 7: I'm going to use my time to be into something,

1057
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 7: I am fully invested in all into it.

1058
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 5: Yes again, base flag. It's slightly irritating because I appreciate

1059
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 5: the passion, but it's annoying. But you act like.

1060
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: You're playing and it's like you're not playing. They're not

1061
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: playing you. The millions, I.

1062
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 3: Mean, they're so bought into every facet of what's going

1063
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 3: on in that field.

1064
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 5: Like there are times I want to move the furniture

1065
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 5: because I'm like, this table's getting flipped.

1066
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: This is going to be terrible.

1067
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 3: Okay, beige or red flag. Someone who takes their Honda

1068
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 3: Accord and turns it into one of those that a

1069
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 3: red flag.

1070
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1071
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 3: Right now and don't want to turn them off, but

1072
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 3: I'm like wondering, like you take this car, you take

1073
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 3: this twenty four thousand dollars car and turn it into

1074
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 3: a eighteen thousand dollars car. What the hell is it

1075
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 3: trying to pass me? So I was like, what is that?

1076
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 3: How about flat earthers?

1077
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: Okay, that's right, I read.

1078
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 3: I'm reading some of these on the text messages shrimps

1079
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 3: deal breaker for me, all right, Oh Nazis and homophobes

1080
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 3: and transphobes or political views I feel we shouldn't tolerate.

1081
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 3: But that's just me, Okay, I agree with you.

1082
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: I agree with that.

1083
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 3: I'll join you on that.

1084
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 4: All right.

1085
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 3: Flat earthers, but let's give it them. Maybe it is flat.

1086
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: I started the visual I always get when you because

1087
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: someone says that, as I just visualize them walking walking

1088
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: walking in the game Boom boom.

1089
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 3: Hey, if you're listening to us on the iHeart app,

1090
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 3: you can push that microphone button and give us a

1091
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 3: talk back. What are your beige in red flags? I

1092
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 3: want to hear it through your voice.

1093
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 5: There's a good one on here. People who don't put

1094
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 5: the cart back? Is it beige? Is it red?

1095
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 4: To me?

1096
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 3: It's beige?

1097
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 7: What about people who text and they don't know the

1098
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,720
Speaker 7: difference in your and your It's.

1099
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 3: Okay, that's beage because I make that mistake sometimes I

1100
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 3: don't mean to, and it really irritates me when someone

1101
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 3: else does it. The car thing is this weekend I

1102
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 3: was at King's out in Bedminster, New Jersey, and there

1103
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 3: was a woman who she took the car to her

1104
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 3: car and unloaded her groceries, and you could tell that

1105
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 3: she just couldn't walk very well, so she just pushed

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00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 3: it off to the side. And I'm like, okay, she's

1107
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 3: not an a hole. I get it. So I went

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00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 3: and got her cart and put it in.

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Speaker 1: That was nice of it.

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Speaker 5: I have a question about this person, though, what they

1111
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,919
Speaker 5: pushed that car all the way through the store right

1112
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 5: and then now to the.

1113
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 3: Car because they can use the car the cart as

1114
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 3: sort of a walker in a way.

1115
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 7: They get into the store to begin with.

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00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, they took time. But by the

1117
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 3: time she got out, you know I'm going to continue.

1118
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 3: I will have the last word on this. By the

1119
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 3: time she got to her car with the cart and

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00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 3: unloaded the groceries, she was very tired because that was

1121
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 3: a very taxing moment or two. So therefore she didn't

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00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 3: want to return it to the garage. And that's it.

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00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 7: Okay, like I'm with you, gut.

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00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 3: Shut up, both of you. You can get a blanket

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00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 3: statement everyone back if you can't, if you have something

1126
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 3: that keeps you. How about this one for scotty men

1127
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 3: who smell their fingers.

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00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: Oh right, they're doing what scratching their butts.

1129
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 5: Everything all the time?

1130
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 3: He sniffs everything, including his fingers.

1131
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 11: What about people who cut up their steak into little

1132
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 11: pieces before they take one bite?

1133
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 3: That's okay, scary. I thought he was on something I've got.

1134
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 3: You're gonna want to You're gonna want to put these

1135
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 3: people in the death chamber. People cut their steaks little pieces.

1136
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 3: Peter like this text people who waterboard succulent says it

1137
00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 3: is An, that's you. We gotta move on a Uh,

1138
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 3: let's get into the phone tap. Who does today's phone tap?

1139
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 7: Scary?

1140
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 20: Okay, Pelvis elvisan Elvis Durant phone tab Garrett, what's the

1141
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 20: phone tap about today?

1142
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 21: So Laurie wants to play a phone tap on her

1143
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 21: boyfriend Geo. Now, Geo likes to work out relax outside

1144
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 21: his condo without a shirt, So that's what the phone

1145
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 21: tap was gonna start out. So when I called Geo,

1146
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 21: I'm calling about that. So what I don't know is

1147
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 21: that Geo is actually dealing with a bird situation in

1148
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 21: his garage and he thinks I'm calling about that.

1149
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 3: So Geo, who works out in front of the condo

1150
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 3: without a shirt on, just having a bird issue in

1151
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 3: the garage.

1152
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 18: It could happen.

1153
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, here we go Garret's phone tap. Let's

1154
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: see how this turns out.

1155
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 2: Hello.

1156
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 3: Hi, Yeah, I'm looking for our geo. Yeah, that's me Geo.

1157
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 21: Hi, this is Randall Parsons. I'm with the condo association

1158
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 21: here in the community.

1159
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, you call me about the birds in my garage?

1160
00:51:56,560 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 3: Uh No, is there a problem with your birds? I

1161
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 3: didn't get any messages that.

1162
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 4: I had a nest in the garage and the babies

1163
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 4: just hatched. I guess I got birds all over my

1164
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 4: spa and the mother's going crazy. Are you coming to

1165
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:10,720
Speaker 4: take care of these birds?

1166
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 14: No?

1167
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 21: Actually, I was calling on some complaints that we've got

1168
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 21: about you over the last few days.

1169
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 3: About me, Yeah, about you.

1170
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 21: It seems like a few of our community members are

1171
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 21: offended by your tanning habits outside with no shirt on.

1172
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

1173
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 21: I'm letting you off with the first strike any offense

1174
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 21: after that of complaints with no shirt on?

1175
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 4: According to first about canning, and I got one hundred

1176
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 4: birds in my garage everywhere, and you're not.

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00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 9: Going to take care of that.

1178
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 3: One hundred birds seems like a lot of birds.

1179
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 4: And let's just say, realistically, ten birds in my garage everywhere,

1180
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 4: and you're not going to take care of that. You're gonna

1181
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,760
Speaker 4: break my balls about canning.

1182
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 21: Well, I was just suggesting we do have designated areas

1183
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 21: within the community that you can relax.

1184
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,479
Speaker 4: Listen, listen, listen. Let me tell you something. If you want,

1185
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 4: come over to my condo, come see what the I

1186
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,879
Speaker 4: got going on here, and maybe we could talk about

1187
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 4: me panning with my shirt off and you want to

1188
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 4: find me. I'm s going to do that. Leave the alone.

1189
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I did not know he was serious.

1190
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 13: Texted me about the birds, and so I tell you

1191
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 13: he's so sensitive.

1192
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 21: Let's just finish the call real quick. Let's call him back.

1193
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 21: You mess with him just for a couple of seconds,

1194
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 21: and then we'll end it.

1195
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh my god, Okay, okay, okay, there's birds. Yeah,

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00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 4: did you leave the garage open or something? I mean,

1197
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 4: we must have rid open. There's like five baby birds

1198
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 4: in here. There's a mother bird screaming. The birds klim

1199
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 4: all over, there's everywhere that window open. I'm not sure,

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00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 4: but listen. And then if this guy called me from

1201
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 4: the condo associations breaking my bullets about panning with my

1202
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 4: shirt off? Are you kidding me?

1203
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:57,919
Speaker 18: Oh?

1204
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 4: Man, I can't freaking on my arms. Good luck for

1205
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 4: this is I got clap everywhere everything.

1206
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 9: Geo.

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00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:11,479
Speaker 3: Who's this geo?

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00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 21: My name's Garreth Elvis Duran in the Morning show and

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00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 21: you just got phone tapped.

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00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 4: Hey, babe, you know what I gotta tell you? Guys

1211
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 4: are but I got at least fifteen little baby burs

1212
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 4: in here and a mother screaming and crafts everywhere.

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00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 3: So I had no idea. I thought we were just

1214
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 3: messing with the guy.

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00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 4: But I can tell with my shirt off though right.

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00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 20: Phone tap have an idea for a phone tab Go

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Speaker 20: to ellisterorin dot com. Click on the phone tab tab,

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Speaker 20: tell us what you want to do.

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Speaker 20: The Elvis Duran phone tably Elvis dan in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Mateolane is here. Hi, Mateo, Hi, thanks for having me,

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00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 3: Thanks for being ahead, Welcome to the show. You know what,

1231
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 3: Instagram is a funny thing. I end up buying shirts

1232
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 3: from China that never show up. It takes like eighteen nights.

1233
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, and when they come and it will

1234
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: fit my little brother.

1235
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 3: You know Instagram, I've bought pots and pans from Scotland

1236
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 3: to her pieces of crap. But one thing I learned

1237
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 3: about was you, Mateolane. You know, I mean you you

1238
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 3: you have your social media down pat You're doing really well.

1239
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 22: But I'll have no other options. So now the NBC's knocking,

1240
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 22: and Netflix it's like come here. It's like, well, Instagram

1241
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,720
Speaker 22: seems pretty cozy.

1242
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, don't let him make you think that

1243
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 3: it's all difficult. But I mean, you have your comedy

1244
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 3: special out Sunday right yes.

1245
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 22: On YouTube Metalian comedy. It's called hair Plugs and Heartache.

1246
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 22: I got hair plugs last year.

1247
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 3: I want to go back you did.

1248
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 22: I mean, I don't call them hair plugs anymore. But

1249
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 22: who's a hair transplant? I wanted to call it mateo Lane.

1250
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 22: Netflix said no, but that.

1251
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 7: Isn't that funny, I know.

1252
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:20,359
Speaker 4: I sure?

1253
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 7: Oh no, my team shot that down quick.

1254
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 22: So I was like, well, okay, the next most interesting

1255
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 22: thing about me is like I just got hair transplants

1256
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 22: and I have a whole bit about it.

1257
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 1: Well, I can't stop looking at your hair. You can't

1258
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: even tell it looks so good.

1259
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 3: Do we have a whole bit about it?

1260
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 6: Oh?

1261
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 22: Yeah, you talk about the surgery. It's like balding, is

1262
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,799
Speaker 22: it the beginning of it? I got hair transplants. I

1263
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 22: think with anyone who's losing their hair, by the way

1264
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 22: they just grew in. Don't they look real? I mean

1265
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 22: it is real, but it's like a chia pet. It's

1266
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 22: like chi like, but it takes a while for jegrowns.

1267
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 22: Like after four months you just see like choot. So

1268
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 22: like right now, I'm like, but I'm not, haven't I

1269
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 22: was losing my hair and anyone who's losing their hair nose,

1270
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 22: it's just it's kind of denial, like ten years of

1271
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 22: I'm just like another bad haircut. And I would do

1272
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 22: a lot to cover it up. I mean, it was

1273
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 22: getting really bad. I would have to grow my hair

1274
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 22: really long, and then I would straighten it. I would

1275
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,879
Speaker 22: put topics, give them a topics phraise look at this room,

1276
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 22: of course you do, okay, so you know what I'm

1277
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 22: talking about. And basically when I get it into the

1278
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 22: shape a sculpture of Michelangelo would blush at Then there's

1279
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 22: certain rules you have to follow. If it's a windy day,

1280
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 22: you don't leave the house. You just look out the window,

1281
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 22: like well, I'm sick today.

1282
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 3: The pool.

1283
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 7: That's a big one.

1284
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 22: Never putting your head under the water, just sort of

1285
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,919
Speaker 22: floating around.

1286
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 3: Like a gay alligator. Just oh, it's true, losing your hair.

1287
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 3: See I'm losing my hair in the back, so I

1288
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 3: don't see it.

1289
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 22: When that's better though, Like to have hair losing in

1290
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 22: the back. I feels better becau because it's like, all right,

1291
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 22: cool unless someone's like really tall.

1292
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 7: I mean, like who cares.

1293
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 5: I'm short, So I never know that people are going bald.

1294
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 3: Until you want it? What do you need it for?

1295
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 7: You have so much.

1296
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 5: Hair premptive strike appreciate.

1297
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 7: Just add more hair.

1298
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 5: Just give me a lot of it. Because did you

1299
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:15,959
Speaker 5: do it in the United States?

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00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 3: Did you?

1301
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 18: No?

1302
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 22: I didn't want to, I say my actor. I'm like,

1303
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 22: I didn't want to be ugly in Turkey and you know,

1304
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 22: have a swollen head and sit with one hundred and

1305
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 22: eighty men in a flight looking like the alien from

1306
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 22: Mars attacks and I go to customs and they're like,

1307
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 22: you know, what'd you bring back?

1308
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 9: You know?

1309
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 22: So it's like I'd rather be ugly at home. So

1310
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 22: I found a doctor here in New York City and

1311
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 22: he was great.

1312
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: So now can you get haircuts. Does it grow in.

1313
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 22: Yeah, it's not like hair. I'm not like in the

1314
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 22: met I'm not like behind glass, you know what I mean. Yeah,

1315
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 22: it grows it like normal hair.

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00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 7: It I mean, I didn't know.

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Speaker 22: All they do is like they take hair from around

1318
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 22: the back of your head and then they just bring.

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00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 3: It up front.

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Speaker 22: So it's just your hair, but it's just moved into

1321
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 22: a better place.

1322
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 5: It doesn't have to be hair from your head.

1323
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 7: Yes, I mean, let's you'll just have to straighten it

1324
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 7: every day.

1325
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 3: But I mean, you know.

1326
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 6: You can.

1327
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 22: I think in like I don't know, not emergency cases,

1328
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 22: but I think you can use other parts of hair

1329
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 22: from your body. But it's usually just from your head.

1330
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 22: It's like how much donor hair you have. But I

1331
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 22: mean people do beard transplants. And so I was leaving Italy,

1332
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 22: I honest in Italy. I was leaving Italy and there

1333
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 22: was obviously two gays coming from Turkey transferring because they

1334
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 22: had the whole beard thing and the head thing. Like

1335
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 22: they went and got their transplants done and they were

1336
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 22: heading back. Like that's the I don't want that to

1337
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 22: be me, you know what I mean, Like, I don't

1338
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 22: want to I don't. Yeah it looks good.

1339
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, they they did a really, really, really good job.

1340
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 7: I'm really happy with that.

1341
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 3: Here's the thing about Mateo, he could. He's a comedian

1342
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 3: stand up I want to talk about what that is

1343
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 3: in your life on your journey. I mean, let's just

1344
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 3: do it now. It's just something you've always wanted to do.

1345
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 22: I mean, well, you know, it's it's like I was

1346
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 22: a storyboard artist before this. I was an illustrate and

1347
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 22: drew fashion commercials and TV commercials and stuff like that

1348
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 22: for years.

1349
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 7: I went to art school, the whole thing.

1350
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 22: But you know, I just think as like a gay guy,

1351
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 22: you know, especially from my age, Like I didn't see

1352
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 22: I didn't even see a gay man do stand up

1353
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 22: until I was twenty three. So it just was like football.

1354
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 22: It was like a world that didn't exist to me.

1355
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 22: It wasn't for me. Usually gaze with a butt of

1356
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 22: the joke, no pun intended. And then you know, the

1357
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 22: first person I ever saw say anything positive ever in

1358
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 22: my life about gay people ever was Kathy Griffin, right,

1359
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 22: And I was probably fifteen at the time, and so

1360
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 22: I remember watching her. I almost my homophobia was so internalized.

1361
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 22: I almost watched her thinking, don't say that you're going

1362
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 22: to lose your career, like that's where we were still at.

1363
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 22: But I loved Kathy Griffin and she made me fall

1364
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 22: in love with stand up. But it was Joan Rivers

1365
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 22: the first time seeing Joan when I was twenty one,

1366
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 22: that it like was revealed to me that this was

1367
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 22: like a calling. I was like, Oh, that's what I

1368
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 22: meant to do. And then now it's like, oh, I'm

1369
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 22: doing all the things I want to do and I

1370
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 22: didn't have to like sacrifice who I am do it? Yeah,

1371
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 22: it works differently now.

1372
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 3: It's true, and so you're mastering that and that's so cool.

1373
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 7: Good for thanks. I mean, you know, who knows. I'm

1374
01:00:59,120 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 7: just having fun.

1375
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 22: I'm doing these gorgeous like theater venues and I get

1376
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 22: to travel. And I took the summer off though, because

1377
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 22: I was touring for like three years. I'm like, am

1378
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 22: I share, Like I have to stop this. So my agent,

1379
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 22: you know, they're excited, like let's make a book that

1380
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 22: I said, No, I said, I'm taking I just got

1381
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 22: a boyfriend. I'm taking the summer off, like I'm going

1382
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 22: to Italy and meeting Pasa by.

1383
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 3: Good for you. We were talking about the gay icons

1384
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 3: this morning. Yes, and so it was everyone has the

1385
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 3: same list. Yeah, wells.

1386
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 22: But also like street people will never get it. You're

1387
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 22: like barefooc and Tesla, Maleficent and Miss Piggy are all

1388
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 22: gay icons.

1389
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

1390
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 22: It doesn't there's no rhyme or if you're gay, you

1391
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 22: get it. If you're not gay, you're like, why I'm maleficson? Like,

1392
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 22: I don't know, she got horns and she's a bitch.

1393
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 22: I can't I love love, I know you're not. I

1394
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 22: love the barefric and Tessa. I also want to live

1395
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 22: in the Hampton's and cook chicken for my gay husband.

1396
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 3: I always wanted to be one, so I just want

1397
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 3: to go to her house and just eat me too.

1398
01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 9: Well.

1399
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 22: The thing I love about Barefoot is like I by

1400
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 22: the way, I'm joking, I genuinely think her and Jeffrey

1401
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,439
Speaker 22: are in love. Like that is the relationship I want.

1402
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 22: I literally want that relationship. One he's away for five

1403
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 22: days and then when you're together, you're in a mansion.

1404
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 7: You know. But she she one time she said this.

1405
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 22: I don't know if you think it's funny, but she's

1406
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 22: just because she's so out of touch with the real world, right,

1407
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 22: Like I don't even think she knew there was a pandemic. Oh,

1408
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 22: I think she's just walking around the Hampton's for two years,

1409
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 22: like it's quiet out today, Like she didn't know. So

1410
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 22: I just the one time she was opening up her show,

1411
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 22: and I just think it's funny that the producers didn't

1412
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 22: tell her like cut.

1413
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 7: You know, she goes, I'm.

1414
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 22: My husband, Jeffery's out of town, so I have some

1415
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 22: friends over to play cards, and you know what they say, Well,

1416
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:37,959
Speaker 22: the cat's away.

1417
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 7: The mice love to have lots of fun.

1418
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 22: Wait a minute, that's wrong, But what are they gonna say.

1419
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 22: They're like this, this lady's cooking his food in her mansion.

1420
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 7: Go ahead.

1421
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 3: I think she has that Julian child thing right where

1422
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 3: she's getting a little looped.

1423
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:57,920
Speaker 22: She's just always kind of like the same, you know

1424
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 22: what I mean, and like but except when like guests

1425
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 22: came over, Like one time mel Brooks came over to

1426
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 22: our house, which is so relatable, and he came over

1427
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 22: and she she gets nervous. You could tell she has

1428
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 22: social anxiety because when guests come over, she starts to

1429
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 22: laugh like at really inappropriate places. So he was like,

1430
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 22: I'll have more chicken. She's like like, whoa, it's kinda

1431
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 22: chill out, like have some composure.

1432
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 3: You know what we've noticed like the past years.

1433
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 7: That's with her.

1434
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 3: We all are yeah, well I'm not more heckling at

1435
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 3: stand up shows? Are you getting hecklers more than new

1436
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 3: used to you? No, like airlines or people are fighting

1437
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 3: each other airlines what a nightmare.

1438
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 7: But no heckling. I was we were talking earlier about this.

1439
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 22: I was saying, how like I because people only know

1440
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 22: me for stand up, they don't know me for anything else,

1441
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 22: So audience has generally come to see stand up, so

1442
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 22: it's kind of its kind of like a win win.

1443
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 22: I mean, I every once in a while you get

1444
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 22: someone saying something, but no, I've had I've had a

1445
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 22: really good run so far, people being like really well behaved. Well,

1446
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 22: people are just so accept A woman in North Carolina

1447
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 22: a couple months ago grew up at my show. I

1448
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 22: was working on this new bit and I was like,

1449
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:05,360
Speaker 22: it'd been like, you know, it's it's hard. You're working

1450
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 22: on new bits. You have to find the right pacing

1451
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 22: for it. So I'd done it four times that weekend.

1452
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 22: Was my fifth show, and I was like getting into

1453
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 22: it and I really like lost the audience and I

1454
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 22: was like, boy, like they really must hate this Paris Hilton,

1455
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 22: but like they just hate like you know, like everyone

1456
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,919
Speaker 22: started chatting. I'm like whatever, like if my last show,

1457
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 22: I'm gonna go home. And then afterwards, a servant came

1458
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 22: up and they were like, yeah, did you see what happened?

1459
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 22: I go no, Like a woman threw up on herself,

1460
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 22: her neighbor and then threw up all the way to

1461
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 22: the bathroom. Like oh oh, I'm like that's why, but

1462
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 22: that's not really she didn't heckle.

1463
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 3: So I prefer that people are just so triggered and

1464
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 3: there's you can say something exactly. It's the problem is triggering.

1465
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,880
Speaker 5: Your what is it responsibility?

1466
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 22: Yeah yeah, I mean generally speaking, it's like, I don't know,

1467
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 22: if you come to see a stand up show and

1468
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 22: you laugh at other things, and then if something you

1469
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 22: feel supersonal to you and you can't laugh at that,

1470
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 22: it's like that's a hi hip. I think it's your

1471
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 22: a bit of a hypocrite. But I'm also not that

1472
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 22: kind of comic. I'm not trying to like push people's buttons.

1473
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 7: You know what I mean.

1474
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:10,480
Speaker 22: I think I say stuff that's be triggered by It

1475
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 22: would take a lot for me to trigger somebody. But no,

1476
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,600
Speaker 22: generally speaking, I'm like, I don't know, I'm not that

1477
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 22: just not interested in that.

1478
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 3: You're great at interacting with the audience, so you love

1479
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 3: to interview, and well, I actually don't.

1480
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 7: I never talked to the audience.

1481
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 3: Still.

1482
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:23,960
Speaker 4: No.

1483
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 22: I did one special as kind of like a holdover

1484
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 22: because everyone's doing crowd work. So I did a crowd

1485
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 22: work special called the Advice Special, that's what. But I

1486
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 22: reversed it where I was like, I'm instead of me like,

1487
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 22: you know, going up to people like and what do

1488
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 22: you do for work? You know, just like this, and

1489
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 22: it's a bystander. I allowed them to ask me the questions.

1490
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,480
Speaker 22: So I stood on stage with zero material prepared and

1491
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 22: I said, ask me any question you want to And

1492
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 22: it was great.

1493
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 3: But you know, chess matao some questions.

1494
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 7: Okay, great, go Nate, give advice Nate, No, next.

1495
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 16: Go.

1496
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 5: So your special is called hair Plugs and Heartachees. We

1497
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 5: talked about the hair plugugs. That's about the heartache.

1498
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, is not really about heartache.

1499
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 22: It's about this girl named queer feminist wrote me on

1500
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 22: Instagram when I was making carbonara, and she was like,

1501
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 22: you threw out the egg and my heart ached, and

1502
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 22: I uh go on like a fifteen minute rant about that.

1503
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 7: So that's what it's.

1504
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:19,160
Speaker 22: It's a callback to a joke of this woman who

1505
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 22: I now love because she actually was funny. Because I've

1506
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:26,600
Speaker 22: been doing that bit on the road and she all

1507
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 22: of a sudden, people like, go back on my Instagram

1508
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 22: to try and find that comment. It's a really long bit.

1509
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 22: It's one of my best bits in this hour. And

1510
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 22: so she finally messaged, She's like, did something happen. She's like,

1511
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 22: everyone keeps commenting. I don't understand what's going on. I

1512
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 22: wrote them like I love you. You've brought me so

1513
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 22: much joy, thank you for this comment. Just you know,

1514
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 22: she was a little too woke.

1515
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 3: What was the comment though?

1516
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 22: Basically, I mean, don't want to give too much away,

1517
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:51,200
Speaker 22: but basically it's like she was like, don't I saw

1518
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 22: you didn't use the egg whites. You threw the egg

1519
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 22: whites away. It was two egg whites. She was like,

1520
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,720
Speaker 22: you know you like you should be giving that to

1521
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 22: people who need it. Oh, we have those everything we

1522
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,920
Speaker 22: had a rant, a whole rant of like what I

1523
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 22: would do with them who always bring it, don't tell

1524
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 22: me exact Yeah, I hate that, but that that's where

1525
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 22: the heart itch comes from.

1526
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,919
Speaker 3: Nate was saying when you were speaking earlier that you

1527
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 3: want to do nothing but stand up. You don't want

1528
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:17,760
Speaker 3: to be an actor.

1529
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:18,000
Speaker 18: You don't.

1530
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 7: I don't want to be an actor?

1531
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 3: Why are you lying to people?

1532
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,680
Speaker 22: People ask all the time. I get the question, so

1533
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,800
Speaker 22: you want to act or do you want to do

1534
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 22: other things? And I'm like, I don't have that relationship

1535
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 22: with stand up where I view it is less than

1536
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 22: I really respect stand up. I respect a job me

1537
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 22: doing stand up as a professional, living and doing shows.

1538
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,880
Speaker 22: I don't see why that's less than being an actor

1539
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 22: on a TV show.

1540
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 3: You know, we've had many many stand up comedians come

1541
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 3: through here, and I've found we've all found that you

1542
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:50,440
Speaker 3: have these this thing in common where you've got it

1543
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:54,600
Speaker 3: seems fixed skin, you can take, you can take crap

1544
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 3: from anyone, and bad criticism and scary criticism. And also

1545
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,840
Speaker 3: there's this cell doubt that a lot of stand up

1546
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 3: people we've met, Yeah, I think ahead, well, you seem

1547
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,080
Speaker 3: like you're no ill.

1548
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,960
Speaker 22: I have thick skin for people that I respect. So

1549
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 22: if I'm sitting at the comedy seller table and with

1550
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 22: comics and they're making fun of me, like, I respect

1551
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 22: them because they're comics, and I'll make fun of them back.

1552
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:18,559
Speaker 22: And then it's people who don't understand what we do,

1553
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 22: who try and comment that always bother me. And it's

1554
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 22: not that it offends me or like my feelings are hurt.

1555
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:26,040
Speaker 22: It's just frustrated that someone would be so wildly arrogant.

1556
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,519
Speaker 22: But again, it's like comics. I mean, you're it's the

1557
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 22: only job where you're going on stage and you're being

1558
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:34,080
Speaker 22: judged immediately. It's not like you're an actor want to

1559
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 22: scare the crap out of you? Well not anymore. I

1560
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 22: mean I do it every night. I've been doing it

1561
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 22: every night for thirteen years. So it's like, you know,

1562
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 22: it's like I don't know, laying in bed, like it

1563
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 22: feels that normal, you know. But I think it's like

1564
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:46,280
Speaker 22: it's what other jobs you have, Like actors, you can

1565
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:48,679
Speaker 22: rehearse at home, or you're on stage or you're doing film,

1566
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,760
Speaker 22: you get multiple takes or singing, you can work with

1567
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 22: producers and you spend months making these stand up has

1568
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 22: to be written in front of the audience. You have

1569
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 22: to do it in front of an audience. You can't

1570
01:08:58,040 --> 01:08:59,640
Speaker 22: rehearse it at home in front of your mirror and

1571
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 22: then go perform. It doesn't work that way. And uh,

1572
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 22: it's the only job where you're getting judged immediately and

1573
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,840
Speaker 22: the audience will let you know we didn't like that,

1574
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:10,599
Speaker 22: So you know, you kind of have to suck it up.

1575
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:13,759
Speaker 5: I have one question, Yes, how did you meet your boyfriend?

1576
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,519
Speaker 7: Oh? My god? I start, So I met him?

1577
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,280
Speaker 3: Did you see his body language? And you stay talking

1578
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,479
Speaker 3: about in.

1579
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,080
Speaker 7: Love right now. His name is Rodrigo.

1580
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 22: He's from Mexico City, and we met on Instagram like

1581
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 22: a couple months ago, and we were just like, you know,

1582
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,720
Speaker 22: like flirting on Instagram, like hey, like you know you're

1583
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 22: a hotter me.

1584
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:32,519
Speaker 7: Oh my god, please, I'm so desperate.

1585
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 22: And so but we started talking and then it was like, wow,

1586
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,320
Speaker 22: we're talking all day, Like we're saying good morning to

1587
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:42,600
Speaker 22: each other. Then we exchange what'sapp then we're talking and

1588
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,559
Speaker 22: what's up? Then we're facetiming all day. And he was like,

1589
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 22: he's like I want to go meet you. I'm like, okay,

1590
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,599
Speaker 22: you should come to I'm also Mexican. I'm Italian in Mexican,

1591
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 22: which is why I look like ad DELI worker. But

1592
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,479
Speaker 22: I I know I have gay boys, but I should

1593
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,560
Speaker 22: sound like my friend, you know. So I said you

1594
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:58,479
Speaker 22: should come to New York. So this is like like

1595
01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 22: a month and a half ago. So he came to

1596
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 22: your work for a couple of days and it was

1597
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 22: just you know. As I was picking him up, I

1598
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:05,560
Speaker 22: was like, lettey, what are you doing. There's a stranger

1599
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,600
Speaker 22: coming into your home for four days. You don't know

1600
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 22: him from, Like what do you do? The second I

1601
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,680
Speaker 22: met him, I thought, this person's gonna be in my

1602
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:12,400
Speaker 22: life for a long time.

1603
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 4: I love that.

1604
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 22: Yeah, it seems very healthy, mentally healthy, having a great life.

1605
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 3: I am.

1606
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 22: I'm having I play Fortnite with friends all day, I

1607
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,960
Speaker 22: go to the gym, I do shows, I live alone.

1608
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,760
Speaker 22: Its great pasta, you go pasta pasta. Although I'm like,

1609
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 22: you know, like gays are the opposite of Game of Thrones,

1610
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 22: where like Winter's coming, we're.

1611
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:28,759
Speaker 7: Like summer's coming.

1612
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 22: So I haven't had pasa in a minute. I'm trying

1613
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:34,439
Speaker 22: to look hot before I go to Italy. You're gonna

1614
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,519
Speaker 22: do just fun in Italy. Yeah, mateo Lane, it's out

1615
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 22: June eleventh. Ye care plugged in heartache? Yes, congratulations, thank you,

1616
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,920
Speaker 22: thanks for having on the show. What my friend Nick Smith,

1617
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 22: by the way, says Hi, he would be manified. He's like,

1618
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 22: oh my god, I'm so much We love Nick Smith.

1619
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1620
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 22: Nick is six foot four, where's women's blouses? And has

1621
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,080
Speaker 22: no redeeming qualities and sounds like squid words.

1622
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:54,760
Speaker 7: So I don't know.

1623
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:58,400
Speaker 22: How familiar you should have Nick on the show. He's

1624
01:10:58,439 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 22: so mean to me. I'll call him like, Hey, Nick,

1625
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 22: what are you doing? Wow, I'm watching a murder mystery

1626
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 22: and if you call me again, you'll be the next mystery.

1627
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 22: So this is very you know, Oh, I lie, I

1628
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:08,799
Speaker 22: listen all the time.

1629
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 3: I guess we're the foundation behind his humor.

1630
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 7: I guess pretty much.

1631
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 22: Yeah, so you Nick Smith has you guys to think.

1632
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:19,800
Speaker 22: Thank you for coming, Thanks having me guys, Thank you?

1633
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 1: What the hell do we do for a living?

1634
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:24,519
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1640
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Speaker 1: Hey, can I say something?

1641
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 2: You gotta hear this? This is hilarious.

1642
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,599
Speaker 8: Welcome to the coming here.

1643
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:55,639
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I love you guys.

1644
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:56,759
Speaker 4: Morning.

1645
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,320
Speaker 3: By the way, I just laughed in a book.

1646
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:02,000
Speaker 2: ELV story in the Morning Show.

1647
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,599
Speaker 3: Hey was it? Mateo Lane? A lot of fun? Yeah,

1648
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 3: what a great guy. His special will be out Sunday

1649
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 3: on YouTube. Make sure you watch it. Well you look

1650
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:15,439
Speaker 3: at me like that. Oh, don't make a mistake. No,

1651
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:19,200
Speaker 3: Oh okay, you know this smoky weather is giving me

1652
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 3: a smoky voice. I'm sounding like the velvet fog of

1653
01:12:24,439 --> 01:12:29,280
Speaker 3: New York City. It is healthy. Are you guys discovering

1654
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 3: any changes in your body? Because I guess this this

1655
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 3: smoke coming down from Canada.

1656
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,400
Speaker 5: So I've had a little bit of a residual cough

1657
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 5: for the last couple of weeks because I got sick

1658
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 5: a while ago. It's so much worse now yesterday. Even inside,

1659
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:44,759
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm coughing more and my eyes are itching.

1660
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was laughing this morning.

1661
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:51,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. You walk outside, it smells like you're next to

1662
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:51,720
Speaker 3: a campfire.

1663
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,840
Speaker 1: It smells good, but it's not good.

1664
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 3: It smells good for a minute, and then you're realizing

1665
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,680
Speaker 3: you're inhaling some some pretty bad crap.

1666
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,400
Speaker 5: And then you feel so bad for the animals that

1667
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:02,920
Speaker 5: are just stuck out there breathing this in.

1668
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 3: Are they getting sexy voice as well?

1669
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:05,280
Speaker 1: Yes?

1670
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 3: Does a cat now sound like?

1671
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:07,760
Speaker 17: No?

1672
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:12,080
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a party girl voice, right. I love party

1673
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,720
Speaker 3: girl voice. I can't say party girl voice. I love

1674
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,280
Speaker 3: having it, but you know, just for a little while,

1675
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:21,439
Speaker 3: because it's a different sound, you know, I like that. Hey,

1676
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 3: I've got party girl voice. See, once this stuff clears out,

1677
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:28,360
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be back to my pre pubescent sound, where

1678
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 3: I sound like a whatever. What are you looking at their, Nate,

1679
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:34,920
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the smoke map. Literally, Look, we're just

1680
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 3: in it, and it's in the shape of a wiener

1681
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,360
Speaker 3: right there. Look at it. Look at that. It's a

1682
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:45,400
Speaker 3: penisle shaped smoke map. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's what's going on? Yes,

1683
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:48,080
Speaker 3: I did you know me all things must be in

1684
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:53,680
Speaker 3: the shape of a penis. I would think, you know,

1685
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 3: I know that Scary gives Gandhi and Sam a ride

1686
01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:00,840
Speaker 3: home back, you know, to New Jersey every day. Yeah,

1687
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:02,559
Speaker 3: I would think with the weather, the way it is.

1688
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 3: You would not want him to put his top down

1689
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:07,439
Speaker 3: and his convertible, oh lord, because I mean, it's not

1690
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:08,559
Speaker 3: good to breathe this stuff.

1691
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:09,200
Speaker 5: It is not.

1692
01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:12,080
Speaker 3: This is but you knew about this beforehand because he

1693
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 3: drives you through the halland Tunnel with the top down.

1694
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,040
Speaker 3: Look convertible and a.

1695
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:18,000
Speaker 5: Lot of times the Lincoln, which is even longer. So

1696
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 5: I have a question. I would like you guys to

1697
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:21,040
Speaker 5: weigh in on it.

1698
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:22,680
Speaker 7: Go ahead, all right, So.

1699
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,800
Speaker 5: Yesterday Sam and I have told him before, like, hey,

1700
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:26,400
Speaker 5: it's not really healthy to have your top down in

1701
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,840
Speaker 5: the tunnel. However, I've said to him repeatedly, it's your car.

1702
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 5: You're nice enough to take us home. You do whatever

1703
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:34,680
Speaker 5: you want, just know that it's unhealthy. The other day

1704
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:36,639
Speaker 5: Nate was like, dude, you put them in the halland

1705
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,799
Speaker 5: Tunnel with the top down. That's like forty packs of cigarette.

1706
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:41,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you're driving through a really dangerous ball.

1707
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:44,519
Speaker 5: Yes, it's terrible. So yesterday, but again, it's his car,

1708
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,880
Speaker 5: he should be able to enjoy it. So yesterday we

1709
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:49,320
Speaker 5: were going home and he pulled out and put the

1710
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 5: top down, and I just called an uber, an.

1711
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,679
Speaker 3: Uber with a roof. Yes, a roofed uber.

1712
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:57,880
Speaker 5: Yes, So he was like, what are you doing and

1713
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,479
Speaker 5: I said, you enjoy that, dude, Like, I love you.

1714
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,320
Speaker 5: I appreciate the rides home, but I can't do it.

1715
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:04,120
Speaker 5: I feel sick when we go home. I feel sick

1716
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 5: sometimes because of all the exhaust. So I was like,

1717
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,000
Speaker 5: the uber's coming, go enjoy your life, live your life,

1718
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:11,559
Speaker 5: and he was like, no, fet I'll put the top up.

1719
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 1: Fine.

1720
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:14,040
Speaker 5: So then I feel bad because he's nice enough to

1721
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 5: give us a ride home, but I just I don't

1722
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:16,360
Speaker 5: know what to do about this.

1723
01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:20,960
Speaker 11: Well, wildfires aside going I don't think going through the tunnel,

1724
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:22,800
Speaker 11: as long as there's no traffic, I don't think it's

1725
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:25,679
Speaker 11: a bad thing, and that that you're really affected very much.

1726
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,720
Speaker 3: They have things that you feel, well, this is what

1727
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:29,320
Speaker 3: he feels.

1728
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,519
Speaker 5: The trucks in there with exhaust in your face.

1729
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:36,640
Speaker 11: They have fume suckers that are coming the tunnel.

1730
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:41,599
Speaker 3: No, they do have massive, massive, massive ventilation system. I'm

1731
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:43,800
Speaker 3: not saying it's it's working, but they haven't.

1732
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:45,599
Speaker 11: So as long as you're going through at thirty miles

1733
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,759
Speaker 11: an hour through the tunnel and there's no like bumper

1734
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:50,599
Speaker 11: to bumper traffic, I really don't think you're breathing as

1735
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,599
Speaker 11: much exhaust as your brain tells you are.

1736
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 3: I'm so far as to say that the exhaust systems

1737
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:58,280
Speaker 3: in these tunnels is so advanced it's fresher than breathing

1738
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:01,599
Speaker 3: like mountain air. Yeah, absolutely, that's exactly.

1739
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:03,360
Speaker 1: Did you see this all on TikTok?

1740
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:03,800
Speaker 4: No?

1741
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:04,240
Speaker 9: I did not.

1742
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:06,879
Speaker 7: This all sounds like a buzzer crack.

1743
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,599
Speaker 2: A bubba ventilation system for the Holland Tunnel.

1744
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 14: So I know.

1745
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:15,760
Speaker 3: This explains everything. So there's a little brain damage going on.

1746
01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:17,160
Speaker 3: It's like, what do you do?

1747
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:17,760
Speaker 18: Hey?

1748
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:21,519
Speaker 3: Man is hitting around watching TV feeling good? How come

1749
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 3: you sound high? Because I'm living about the Holland Tunnel.

1750
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,680
Speaker 2: It's the tunnel breathers.

1751
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 7: At any minute, Scary's gonna tell us it sucks out the.

1752
01:16:32,479 --> 01:16:34,519
Speaker 3: Research on it. Okay, okay, why don't you do that

1753
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,639
Speaker 3: before we make a big deal out of this year.

1754
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:43,240
Speaker 11: I've been told that that actually by who TikTok they said,

1755
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,519
Speaker 11: by who they say?

1756
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,679
Speaker 3: Who's they? People have said that, who are the people?

1757
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:53,120
Speaker 11: I read somewhere that that the holiday that these tunnels

1758
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:54,280
Speaker 11: have good systems.

1759
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:57,040
Speaker 3: They have they have systems, they have systems. We don't

1760
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:59,280
Speaker 3: have your sources. I don't know what you go to

1761
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:02,000
Speaker 3: see if they've tested to see how accurate, I mean,

1762
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,200
Speaker 3: how good they are. I mean, I don't know.

1763
01:17:04,479 --> 01:17:06,320
Speaker 5: I'm sure that they do have those systems, but I'm

1764
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:08,519
Speaker 5: just saying, you cannot tell me that that truck in

1765
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:11,040
Speaker 5: front of you that's shooting the exhaust into our faces

1766
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:13,640
Speaker 5: is getting absorbed before we breathe it in, because my

1767
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,720
Speaker 5: brain is telling me one thing, but my body when

1768
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 5: I get home, is telling me another thing, which is egg.

1769
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 3: You know what you could do, just hold your breath

1770
01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:20,320
Speaker 3: to the entire tunnel.

1771
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:21,559
Speaker 5: I tried that one, Okay.

1772
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:26,240
Speaker 3: So Nate googled. The response adds the environmental health advisers

1773
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:28,960
Speaker 3: that motorists should close their windows and switch off their

1774
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:32,360
Speaker 3: air vents to reduce exposure to poor air quality while

1775
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:33,320
Speaker 3: using the tunnel.

1776
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:35,759
Speaker 5: So Scary puts the topdown, and when.

1777
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:41,719
Speaker 3: And when he does, and when stationary drivers should switch

1778
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:42,520
Speaker 3: off engines.

1779
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,759
Speaker 11: But then there's this conflicting report from this texture. Okay,

1780
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:49,200
Speaker 11: the tunnel air gets one vented out every twenty seconds,

1781
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,920
Speaker 11: all right, the air is actually pretty clean.

1782
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:54,200
Speaker 3: Okay, So when in doubt, don't right, if you're in doubt,

1783
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:56,960
Speaker 3: you know I know, you love having a convertible and everything.

1784
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,680
Speaker 3: That's cool, But you know, in that tunnel, I mean

1785
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:00,360
Speaker 3: that's it's just a tube of talks.

1786
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:01,720
Speaker 11: And then I got to then when I get out

1787
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:03,360
Speaker 11: of the tunnel, I gotta pull over and do the

1788
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:03,800
Speaker 11: whole thing.

1789
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:05,960
Speaker 3: Or you could go just five minutes without a top down.

1790
01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:09,080
Speaker 1: No, you don't live very far.

1791
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,519
Speaker 3: I like this text. We finally found out the reason

1792
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,559
Speaker 3: why Scary always gets so sleepy and goes home and

1793
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:15,840
Speaker 3: rots on his couch every work after work, every day

1794
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:18,040
Speaker 3: because he's getting high in the tunnel. Yes he doesn't.

1795
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:19,640
Speaker 8: You know what.

1796
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:21,720
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You don't really have to put

1797
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 1: your top down to go that far.

1798
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:26,559
Speaker 2: I know, but I think good money use they go.

1799
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:28,800
Speaker 1: Out in the day and use your car instead of

1800
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:29,599
Speaker 1: rotting it home.

1801
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:34,280
Speaker 3: We got to move on, but I think it's very

1802
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:36,520
Speaker 3: Someone said we should send in the canaries.

1803
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,559
Speaker 5: Oh no, canaries. They're not coming out.

1804
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,640
Speaker 3: No, But that's been around for years and that's how

1805
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:43,400
Speaker 3: they test tunnels to see if they're saved. I'm gonna what.

1806
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:45,000
Speaker 5: They do with the canaries.

1807
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:45,639
Speaker 1: Drop dead.

1808
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:46,840
Speaker 5: They don't come back out.

1809
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:49,880
Speaker 3: They would like miners. Before they would go down. They

1810
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:52,760
Speaker 3: would test the tunnels with canaries. If the canaries died,

1811
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,439
Speaker 3: they go home for lunch.

1812
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:55,880
Speaker 1: What did the canaries ever do to us?

1813
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:58,280
Speaker 5: Well, okay, saved our lives apparently.

1814
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:03,200
Speaker 3: Oh wow, let's go around the room. I want to

1815
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 3: see what's on your mind, anything except for suffocating in tunnels. Nate,

1816
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,000
Speaker 3: you know straight, Nate will start with you. What's going on?

1817
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:15,160
Speaker 3: There goes my topic? No, okay, So, growing up, one

1818
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:17,720
Speaker 3: of my favorite things to do is go catch fireflies

1819
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:20,680
Speaker 3: put them in the jar. Yeah, did you hear the story?

1820
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 3: Fireflies are going extinct. They are certain fireflies that because

1821
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:30,479
Speaker 3: of pesticides, light pollution, habitat loss.

1822
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:31,160
Speaker 5: Uh.

1823
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:35,600
Speaker 3: There's many species of them that are that are dwindling

1824
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,439
Speaker 3: in numbers. So things from our childhood are just like

1825
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,640
Speaker 3: just like light bright and Lincoln logs. So, you know,

1826
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,200
Speaker 3: people like Danielle's kids, they won't have the joy of

1827
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:45,680
Speaker 3: going running around and catching them.

1828
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,200
Speaker 7: I know they're a little bit older, but they already.

1829
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:50,160
Speaker 3: By the way, let's be perfectly clear what happened after

1830
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:51,120
Speaker 3: we caught them, we killed them.

1831
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:54,599
Speaker 1: I would I would put it in the jar with

1832
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:56,400
Speaker 1: holes and bring it inside and give it a little

1833
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:56,800
Speaker 1: piece of let.

1834
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:01,280
Speaker 5: It would die always bringing in and my parents would

1835
01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:01,760
Speaker 5: let them go.

1836
01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:07,920
Speaker 3: We would actually write on the wall with their tail.

1837
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:11,360
Speaker 3: It would glow all night. It was really great. God,

1838
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:12,719
Speaker 3: what's up there, Danielle?

1839
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:16,360
Speaker 1: So my mom needs the brakes checked on her car.

1840
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,439
Speaker 1: Why is it that at one point in our lives

1841
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:22,360
Speaker 1: we become the parent and our parents become the children.

1842
01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 5: I don't like.

1843
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:25,920
Speaker 1: She's like, Oh, it's not that big a deal. It

1844
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:28,400
Speaker 1: can wait, don't worry. I don't have you don't have time.

1845
01:20:28,439 --> 01:20:30,920
Speaker 1: I don't have time. So I threatened her, and I said,

1846
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:33,760
Speaker 1: you're not driving to where you used to live, which

1847
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:36,160
Speaker 1: is an hour away, until you get your car checked.

1848
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:38,280
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? I said, I'm gonna come

1849
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,479
Speaker 1: over and take your keys. You can't do that. Oh

1850
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:44,120
Speaker 1: yes I can. So I am now the parent, and

1851
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:45,960
Speaker 1: today I will be going to pick up the car

1852
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:49,000
Speaker 1: and take it to get checked. Thank you.

1853
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:50,559
Speaker 3: You know this is what happened.

1854
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:50,840
Speaker 4: I know.

1855
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:54,360
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Love you, mom, I know, but I don't

1856
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,000
Speaker 3: think it's gonna be very long until your kids are

1857
01:20:56,040 --> 01:21:00,320
Speaker 3: your parents, because you're losing it already. Are my parents

1858
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:04,599
Speaker 3: find out? You're the fun mom? Hey producer Sam, Welcome

1859
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:06,120
Speaker 3: to the table. What's going on in your head.

1860
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:09,640
Speaker 13: There is a plus side to embarrassing yourself in a

1861
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:11,559
Speaker 13: workout class, even though the plus side is.

1862
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:11,960
Speaker 5: Not for you.

1863
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,080
Speaker 13: So usually I'm the one doing dumb stuff and looking

1864
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 13: in the mirror thinking, oh my god, someone helped that girl.

1865
01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:19,720
Speaker 13: But yesterday we were doing punches holding weights and the

1866
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:21,799
Speaker 13: girl behind me was going way too hard to Mariah

1867
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 13: Carrey and a weight went eating through the room and

1868
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 13: hit the floor right in front of everyone. No one

1869
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:29,200
Speaker 13: got hurt, so it was fine. This poor girl turned

1870
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,599
Speaker 13: bright red. She was so mortified, but it put all

1871
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:34,080
Speaker 13: of us in kind of like a good collaborative mood,

1872
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:35,640
Speaker 13: like we were being a little bit more friendly in

1873
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:38,400
Speaker 13: social throughout the class. So I know she was embarrassed,

1874
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:40,960
Speaker 13: but she kind of brought us all together. So next

1875
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:43,320
Speaker 13: time you mortify yourself at a workout class, just know

1876
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:45,800
Speaker 13: that maybe you're creating a friendly environment for everyone else.

1877
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,280
Speaker 3: Do you have a lot of Farners in that class?

1878
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:48,920
Speaker 5: The music's too loud to take?

1879
01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:53,320
Speaker 3: Okay, good turn up, Mariah, Hey, scary, what's going on?

1880
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:55,759
Speaker 11: I know a lot of you love doing the Irish goodbye,

1881
01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:58,120
Speaker 11: which is vanishing quickly at a party or a gathering.

1882
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:00,920
Speaker 11: I just realized I'm the exactypposite. I'm the king of

1883
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:03,559
Speaker 11: the long goodbye. I have to somehow say goodbye to

1884
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:06,080
Speaker 11: every person in the room, and it usually takes me

1885
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:09,559
Speaker 11: about twenty minutes. So whenever when everyone someone wants to leave,

1886
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,720
Speaker 11: I'm like, yeah, it's gonna be twenty minutes from now.

1887
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:15,200
Speaker 11: I don't know how to not, you know, detach myself.

1888
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:18,000
Speaker 11: You know, I don't want people thinking, well, Scary just

1889
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,040
Speaker 11: left without saying goodbye.

1890
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:21,760
Speaker 3: What an agg hole. So I'm just saying it must

1891
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:22,439
Speaker 3: be a better way.

1892
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:23,479
Speaker 2: There has to be right.

1893
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:27,639
Speaker 5: Just leave two days of your life, they said.

1894
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:29,160
Speaker 2: With a good conscience. How do you do that?

1895
01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:31,800
Speaker 3: Because you know what, I don't get mad at me

1896
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:33,360
Speaker 3: for saying this. And we say this to you a lot.

1897
01:22:33,439 --> 01:22:35,120
Speaker 3: They're not thinking about you as much as you think

1898
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:37,120
Speaker 3: they're thinking about you. I'm sorry I said that. Don't

1899
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:40,160
Speaker 3: get mad at me enough. It's like Scary he can't

1900
01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:42,879
Speaker 3: eat by himself in a restaurant because he thinks everyone's

1901
01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:45,000
Speaker 3: looking at him and judging him as a loser of

1902
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 3: some sort.

1903
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 2: I could do it at the counter, All.

1904
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,600
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that's okay, But no, they're at a

1905
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:51,679
Speaker 3: party of the other people. If you're not there, it's

1906
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:54,840
Speaker 3: you know, it's okay, just you know, thank the host

1907
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:56,280
Speaker 3: and move on. Hey, Froggy, what's going on?

1908
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:59,120
Speaker 7: So I need to need to answer this on everybody

1909
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:00,640
Speaker 7: else is going to chime in, and because I know

1910
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:02,479
Speaker 7: Nate has to do this as well. Nate, when Heather

1911
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,840
Speaker 7: wants you to take pictures of her, whether it's at

1912
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:09,599
Speaker 7: a location or doing something, how many is too many?

1913
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:15,240
Speaker 3: Never? Never enough? I minimum thirty five minut Oh.

1914
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:18,840
Speaker 7: Wow, what's okay? No, yesterday Lisa wanted me to take

1915
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:21,240
Speaker 7: some pictures of some jackets she had or whatever. I

1916
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:23,240
Speaker 7: took at least ten, and she's like, oh, we need

1917
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,000
Speaker 7: to take more. No, you know what, there's got to

1918
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,320
Speaker 7: be a cutoff. There's only so many. This is not

1919
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:30,240
Speaker 7: a photo shoot. I'm not a photographer, we're not We're

1920
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:32,920
Speaker 7: not gonna do this. So do you agree that five?

1921
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:33,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1922
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:35,240
Speaker 7: Five takes in five?

1923
01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:35,519
Speaker 4: Is it?

1924
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:37,439
Speaker 7: If one of those five don't work, then you gotta

1925
01:23:37,479 --> 01:23:38,840
Speaker 7: go ask someone to go the other way?

1926
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:42,559
Speaker 3: For Froggy, take so many that she gets frustrated with

1927
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:44,800
Speaker 3: scrolling through and trying to figure out which one to use.

1928
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,519
Speaker 5: That's what I did, so get her a tripod. I

1929
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:47,960
Speaker 5: just did this for my best friend because she has

1930
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,680
Speaker 5: the same complaint with her husband all the time. So

1931
01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:51,519
Speaker 5: I got her a tripod. She can control it. She

1932
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:52,960
Speaker 5: can take all the pictures for herself.

1933
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,080
Speaker 7: Oh brilliant, CONDI, thank.

1934
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,360
Speaker 5: You, welcome, send you the link.

1935
01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:00,719
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I want something that many pictures.

1936
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:02,280
Speaker 7: I don't get it, dude, I can't.

1937
01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:03,519
Speaker 5: Because angles make a difference.

1938
01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:04,800
Speaker 3: Man, gandhi, what's going on.

1939
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,280
Speaker 5: I know this is gonna sound corny and everyone's gonna

1940
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:08,880
Speaker 5: want to laugh at it, but just try it. If

1941
01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:12,040
Speaker 5: you want something, speak it into existence, say it out loud,

1942
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:15,240
Speaker 5: because lately I've been doing it and things have been happening.

1943
01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:15,759
Speaker 3: Example.

1944
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:19,120
Speaker 5: I can't give some of the examples because okay, now,

1945
01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:20,880
Speaker 5: one of the things I wanted is I wanted to

1946
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:22,479
Speaker 5: have an art show. At one point in my life.

1947
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:24,000
Speaker 5: I said it would be so cool if I could

1948
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,519
Speaker 5: have an art show, and then Boom Inc Magazine reached

1949
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:28,920
Speaker 5: out and said, let's do this collaboration, have an art show.

1950
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:29,840
Speaker 5: And now I'm doing that.

1951
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,800
Speaker 3: You created it, created it.

1952
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,240
Speaker 5: Another one has to do with an apartment, but I

1953
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:34,640
Speaker 5: don't want to curse it, so I'm really keeping my

1954
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,640
Speaker 5: fingers crushed right now, okay. And another one has to

1955
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,960
Speaker 5: do with something I didn't want to do today and

1956
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:41,080
Speaker 5: it is not happening exactly.

1957
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:43,040
Speaker 3: The iHeart Picnic. We all wanted to go to the

1958
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:43,719
Speaker 3: iHeart Picnic.

1959
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,240
Speaker 5: That's a damn lie. You're gonna hit my lightning.

1960
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:54,120
Speaker 3: Well, because of the smoke conditions, we can't go. Thank Canada,

1961
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:55,240
Speaker 3: Thanks Canada.

1962
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:56,640
Speaker 5: No, but you know, we all had stuff that we

1963
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,400
Speaker 5: had to do when we were stressed out about doing

1964
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,280
Speaker 5: this thing, and I was like, man, it's making me coughugh,

1965
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:02,719
Speaker 5: my eyes are itching. This is gonna be a tough picnic.

1966
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,240
Speaker 5: And then boom it happens. So I'm just saying, if

1967
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:07,720
Speaker 5: you really want something, speak it into the universe, do

1968
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,280
Speaker 5: the work and wait for it.

1969
01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:11,559
Speaker 3: I think it comes back. Thank you God, you're right

1970
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:14,120
Speaker 3: create it. Hey, let's get into sound with Garrett.

1971
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:16,200
Speaker 21: I'm going on today, all right, Let's hand out the

1972
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:20,680
Speaker 21: Idiot Person of the Award. An Idiot Person Award. So

1973
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:22,840
Speaker 21: a woman wanted to use some eye drops and listen

1974
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:23,719
Speaker 21: to what happened.

1975
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:25,680
Speaker 23: Well, I've gone and done it. I have won the

1976
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:32,320
Speaker 23: most Idiot Person Award. My eye drops sit directly next

1977
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:35,479
Speaker 23: to Super glue and they're the same size bottle and

1978
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:38,480
Speaker 23: I wasn't paying attention and now my eyes.

1979
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:41,120
Speaker 3: Boo, oh god, what an idiot?

1980
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:42,120
Speaker 15: What an idiot?

1981
01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:43,720
Speaker 3: What did they do to get it open? I don't know.

1982
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,000
Speaker 21: They don't know because she called the doctor and they're like,

1983
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:49,920
Speaker 21: we've never had this problem before. Call us later, yes, please,

1984
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,479
Speaker 21: all right, let's talk about some music. So do a lipa?

1985
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:54,840
Speaker 21: Just want a court case down in Florida. So a

1986
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:57,920
Speaker 21: reggae group said that this song they created, live Your Life,

1987
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:06,600
Speaker 21: sounds like levitating.

1988
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:16,880
Speaker 3: Let's see I got I mean, did they use the

1989
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:19,200
Speaker 3: word bugaboo in there? No, they don't.

1990
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:21,559
Speaker 21: But the judge said that they could reapply, but they

1991
01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:24,840
Speaker 21: didn't prove that the writers of Levitating ever heard their song.

1992
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:27,719
Speaker 21: So we'll hear about this again down the road close

1993
01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:30,160
Speaker 21: to me. Yes, you were talking about Jelly Roll and

1994
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:32,639
Speaker 21: him pulling up to what a burger and giving out

1995
01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:33,840
Speaker 21: some money, and this is what it sounded like.

1996
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:37,759
Speaker 24: Right now, you go, if you got a vmo, Alex,

1997
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:41,599
Speaker 24: I'm a vemo, you one thousand dollars, but I want

1998
01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:44,240
Speaker 24: you to give everybody working with you two hundred dollars.

1999
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,720
Speaker 24: I swear right now.

2000
01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:50,360
Speaker 1: Oh by God you go, jelly Roll, what a nice guy.

2001
01:26:50,439 --> 01:26:51,680
Speaker 3: He really is a great guy. All right.

2002
01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:53,680
Speaker 21: I came across some some music that came out over

2003
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:55,280
Speaker 21: the last week and a half, and I want to

2004
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:58,040
Speaker 21: share with you guys. So Ishwana. She has a song

2005
01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:00,000
Speaker 21: called Brace but it featured Ed Sheeran.

2006
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:00,599
Speaker 7: Listen to this.

2007
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:07,519
Speaker 8: Why a flying Buttoners.

2008
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:13,320
Speaker 3: Said, there's head.

2009
01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:16,640
Speaker 8: Let me whining on you.

2010
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:19,519
Speaker 3: It's good here some other stuff. I love him.

2011
01:27:20,439 --> 01:27:22,880
Speaker 21: And then little Dirt So he teamed up with Morgan

2012
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:24,720
Speaker 21: Walling about a year ago, and they just put out

2013
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:28,000
Speaker 21: another song recently about a week ago called stand by Me.

2014
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:40,560
Speaker 3: Nobody stand by Wood, stand by Me.

2015
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:44,200
Speaker 19: I don't know why they'd be playing with you.

2016
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:47,080
Speaker 3: There you go. Yes, new music, not even Friday. We're

2017
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:51,600
Speaker 3: getting new music, different music. Yeah, excellent job, Gary, Thank you.

2018
01:27:51,760 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 3: So Chelsea Handlers in the building. She's coming up next.

2019
01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:55,960
Speaker 3: What's up?

2020
01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:56,519
Speaker 4: This is in.

2021
01:27:58,240 --> 01:28:01,040
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber here. Hi, this is John. This is Britney

2022
01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:03,320
Speaker 3: Spears Elvis in the Morning show.

2023
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:07,639
Speaker 20: Fly from the Mercedes Bands Interview Lounge.

2024
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:14,160
Speaker 3: Hi, I didn't wear back high. Chelsea Hammer's here. I'm

2025
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:15,080
Speaker 3: so excited about this.

2026
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:16,000
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm here.

2027
01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:21,120
Speaker 12: You remember stoyak Stoyaky.

2028
01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:23,320
Speaker 3: Now remember if you use any laying I know, I know, Elvis.

2029
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:28,200
Speaker 3: Here's here's the dump, start with the language. Here's the

2030
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:30,200
Speaker 3: dump button. You have to you have to push it yourself.

2031
01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:33,240
Speaker 12: I think you think I'm a little remedial or on

2032
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:36,280
Speaker 12: the uptake because he said not to use the words

2033
01:28:36,479 --> 01:28:38,520
Speaker 12: boom boom and boom boom.

2034
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:39,280
Speaker 8: In the morning.

2035
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:40,559
Speaker 5: One rhymes with pluck.

2036
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:44,360
Speaker 3: I will tell you, Chelsea, people become so comfortable in

2037
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,759
Speaker 3: that chair sometimes they forget.

2038
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:48,360
Speaker 12: You know, you're such a good host. That's a reflection

2039
01:28:48,479 --> 01:28:49,760
Speaker 12: of your hosting abilities.

2040
01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:52,639
Speaker 3: It was Cedric the entertainer, and it takes your person.

2041
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:56,040
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I need my person. Okay, she forgot

2042
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:56,960
Speaker 5: to put her purse down.

2043
01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:59,040
Speaker 3: I'm not going to ask waving.

2044
01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:04,080
Speaker 5: It was I don't want to let any money go separate.

2045
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:05,400
Speaker 3: To the entertainer said that we made him push his

2046
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,439
Speaker 3: own butt said, you're going to run out of delay time.

2047
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:10,640
Speaker 12: No, no, no, I'm an adult and I'm mature, so I

2048
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:13,920
Speaker 12: understand what the rules are and parameters are for early

2049
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:14,599
Speaker 12: morning radio.

2050
01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:16,040
Speaker 5: Thank you for going over them.

2051
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:22,760
Speaker 3: So this is Gandhi, Hi, Danielle. Froggy's up there on

2052
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:24,240
Speaker 3: that screen okay.

2053
01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:26,639
Speaker 12: Where okay, frog is he you know, does he have COVID?

2054
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:30,839
Speaker 12: Is that why he's Okay?

2055
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,439
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going to say where he is because

2056
01:29:32,439 --> 01:29:34,719
Speaker 3: I'm afraid it's going to go down that road. Really,

2057
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:40,640
Speaker 3: he is in the state of Florida, happy.

2058
01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:40,720
Speaker 7: To be here.

2059
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:42,639
Speaker 5: I thought we were discontinuing Florida.

2060
01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:44,480
Speaker 3: No, not at all.

2061
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:47,000
Speaker 5: The only place I'm not going on my tour.

2062
01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:49,960
Speaker 12: I'm not going to Florida because even though it will

2063
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:53,479
Speaker 12: make a huge impact economically, I feel like in this culture,

2064
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:55,639
Speaker 12: well in this world that we live in, the only

2065
01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:59,719
Speaker 12: impact you can make economically is economic that anyone cares about.

2066
01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:02,479
Speaker 12: So I am not going back to Florida because of

2067
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:03,240
Speaker 12: you know what.

2068
01:30:03,760 --> 01:30:05,160
Speaker 3: But you know, Chelsea, there are a lot of people

2069
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:05,920
Speaker 3: who live in Florida.

2070
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:06,320
Speaker 5: I know.

2071
01:30:06,439 --> 01:30:09,400
Speaker 12: I love my Floridian fans. Believe me, I have relatives.

2072
01:30:09,439 --> 01:30:12,559
Speaker 12: My Rabbi lives in Florida. So I can't ever see

2073
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:13,160
Speaker 12: him again.

2074
01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:17,160
Speaker 3: I will tell you, after six years off the road,

2075
01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:19,439
Speaker 3: you decided to come back do it again, and you're

2076
01:30:19,439 --> 01:30:23,160
Speaker 3: playing exciting places like Red Rocks, And she didn't stand

2077
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:24,640
Speaker 3: up at Graceland.

2078
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:25,519
Speaker 4: I did.

2079
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:28,679
Speaker 12: I did so first I did Red Rocks. You guys

2080
01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:30,000
Speaker 12: on this tour, this new little tour.

2081
01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:32,040
Speaker 5: Can I say the name of the tour? Okay, little

2082
01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:33,240
Speaker 5: big bitch Okay.

2083
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:36,639
Speaker 12: And because it shows the story from when I was born,

2084
01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:38,840
Speaker 12: I was a little bitch and now I'm a big one,

2085
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:41,599
Speaker 12: and it shows that I've always been the same person,

2086
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:44,519
Speaker 12: I tell a lot of my childhood antics. Anyway, I

2087
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:47,600
Speaker 12: performed at Red Rocks, which was so legendary. I have

2088
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:50,120
Speaker 12: never been there before, so my first time was on

2089
01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:52,840
Speaker 12: stage and it was pouring, and it was pouring all

2090
01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:55,920
Speaker 12: day and the entire audience waited in the rain, and

2091
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:58,240
Speaker 12: then I performed in the rain, so.

2092
01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,559
Speaker 5: It was very electric. I came home that night I

2093
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:01,240
Speaker 5: was lying in bed.

2094
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:02,920
Speaker 12: I'm like, this is one of those nights that was

2095
01:31:02,960 --> 01:31:05,680
Speaker 12: like really memorable in my life, in my career. And

2096
01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:07,880
Speaker 12: then I just thought, thank God, no one's lying in

2097
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:08,720
Speaker 12: this bed next to me.

2098
01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:10,920
Speaker 3: You kind like great to come home after a game

2099
01:31:10,960 --> 01:31:14,760
Speaker 3: and go this is my brain alone. Yes, yes, Red Rocks.

2100
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:16,720
Speaker 3: What a beautiful place to see a show. I can't

2101
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:21,840
Speaker 3: imagine being in a show. But but going to to uh, Graceland,

2102
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:25,000
Speaker 3: I'm never didn't know they had shows at Grace Me neither.

2103
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:27,240
Speaker 12: I didn't even know I was performing there until the

2104
01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:29,080
Speaker 12: day of I was like, where we had it today? Guys,

2105
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:31,120
Speaker 12: they're like Graceland, and I was like, oh. And so

2106
01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:34,160
Speaker 12: then we got a private tour of his house and

2107
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:37,920
Speaker 12: then Lisa Marie Presley's casket is there, so it was

2108
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:41,160
Speaker 12: like it was pretty cool. I was much more into

2109
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:42,800
Speaker 12: it than I thought I would be, and then we

2110
01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:44,960
Speaker 12: ended up going to Dollywood at the end of that week.

2111
01:31:45,080 --> 01:31:47,720
Speaker 5: I was less exciting, you know.

2112
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:50,160
Speaker 1: Did you want any of the rides? No, I'm not.

2113
01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:54,040
Speaker 12: I'm forties, like I have eight, to be exact, I

2114
01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:57,400
Speaker 12: don't need to be on rides anymore, and I don't

2115
01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:58,840
Speaker 12: want a giant turkey leg.

2116
01:31:59,160 --> 01:31:59,360
Speaker 20: You know.

2117
01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:04,759
Speaker 12: It's basically like going to Disneyland, you know, but less less,

2118
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:06,240
Speaker 12: less less than Disneyland.

2119
01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:08,960
Speaker 3: I must counter this, Chelsea. I think now more than ever,

2120
01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:11,479
Speaker 3: you need to ride on rides and you need a

2121
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:14,439
Speaker 3: big ass turkey leg. Think about it. Don't get back

2122
01:32:14,439 --> 01:32:18,240
Speaker 3: to me now. Okay, if you listen to Chelsea and

2123
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:21,479
Speaker 3: your co host producer had her name a.

2124
01:32:21,439 --> 01:32:25,160
Speaker 12: Second, wait, wait, I want to well, I'll let you

2125
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:28,080
Speaker 12: run the interview since it's you. I was just going

2126
01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:30,000
Speaker 12: to talk about my New York dates because I wanted

2127
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,040
Speaker 12: to plug my New York dates.

2128
01:32:31,040 --> 01:32:32,080
Speaker 5: But you're probably getting to that.

2129
01:32:32,200 --> 01:32:34,040
Speaker 3: I am, that's exactly what's on my list.

2130
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:35,759
Speaker 5: Okay, but I digress.

2131
01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:38,800
Speaker 3: So you do this incredible podcast. You can hear it

2132
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:40,400
Speaker 3: on the iHeart network as well.

2133
01:32:40,479 --> 01:32:41,000
Speaker 5: Dear Chelsea.

2134
01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:44,040
Speaker 12: Chelsea, it's like Dear Abby but for people our age

2135
01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:46,960
Speaker 12: or younger. Actually a lot of questioning people.

2136
01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:49,720
Speaker 3: And the thing is is you are such a fantastic

2137
01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:52,240
Speaker 3: interviewer and and I hadn't really seen you in the

2138
01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:54,960
Speaker 3: interview chair since the show and since TV right, and

2139
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,000
Speaker 3: you are just really great at getting to the heart

2140
01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,360
Speaker 3: of the matter and of course always letting everyone know

2141
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:02,120
Speaker 3: how you feel about what they're saying, and that's so important.

2142
01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:03,600
Speaker 12: Yeah, I thought it was going to be like a

2143
01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:06,800
Speaker 12: silly podcast, because you know, everyone has a podcast, as

2144
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:08,400
Speaker 12: we know, and I thought it was going to be

2145
01:33:08,439 --> 01:33:09,800
Speaker 12: like and I was I wanted to go back to

2146
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:12,080
Speaker 12: the days of Dear Abbey because I love that. I

2147
01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:14,960
Speaker 12: just love interpersonal affairs and like what's going on with

2148
01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:19,000
Speaker 12: people and breakups and cheating and family drama, like I

2149
01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:21,960
Speaker 12: love that stuff. And so I thought it was going

2150
01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:24,439
Speaker 12: to be like light and you know, silly, and then

2151
01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:27,160
Speaker 12: it became kind of sometimes we get really serious calls

2152
01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:30,479
Speaker 12: and where and people's lives change because I kind of

2153
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:32,439
Speaker 12: use it to give people just to kind of kick

2154
01:33:32,439 --> 01:33:34,880
Speaker 12: in the ass, you know, get them to the next step.

2155
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:37,439
Speaker 12: Like a lot of people are fearful of just grabbing

2156
01:33:37,479 --> 01:33:40,760
Speaker 12: life by the balls and making that move. Don't worry,

2157
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:42,479
Speaker 12: I'm not going to say the word that rhymes with pluck.

2158
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:45,559
Speaker 12: He's heard assid bitch and he's like, oh no, what's next?

2159
01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:48,639
Speaker 3: And I like that balls is just fine. I'm good

2160
01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:49,920
Speaker 3: with big bouncy balls.

2161
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:50,599
Speaker 1: Anyway.

2162
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:53,040
Speaker 12: It's been really fun. I love my podcast and it's

2163
01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:55,439
Speaker 12: been a huge success. We've got tons of listeners, so

2164
01:33:56,439 --> 01:33:58,080
Speaker 12: I'm happy to be doing it and I get to

2165
01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:00,519
Speaker 12: give advice to people and kind of you know, I

2166
01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:02,599
Speaker 12: use my therapy and I just put.

2167
01:34:02,479 --> 01:34:03,400
Speaker 5: It back out in the world.

2168
01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:06,160
Speaker 1: Hasn't anything ever come through where you said, oh my gosh,

2169
01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:07,599
Speaker 1: we we can't touch that subject.

2170
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:08,800
Speaker 5: Well, we had this guy.

2171
01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:11,519
Speaker 12: No, of course, not because it's me, and you know,

2172
01:34:11,720 --> 01:34:14,519
Speaker 12: I mean, I'm not I'm not like appropriate to talk

2173
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:17,040
Speaker 12: about certain things, but I'll do it anyway. I just

2174
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:20,800
Speaker 12: pretend I'm a practicing, like you know, physician with no

2175
01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:22,919
Speaker 12: license or one that's at least been revoked.

2176
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:24,320
Speaker 4: But no.

2177
01:34:24,439 --> 01:34:26,680
Speaker 12: We had a guy on that was like he was

2178
01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:28,880
Speaker 12: smoking too much pot and I told him. I was like,

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Speaker 12: you know, he was living with these roommates, and I said,

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Speaker 12: just change it up, just take a thirty day break,

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01:34:33,640 --> 01:34:36,080
Speaker 12: like get your head clear and see, you know, what

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01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:39,759
Speaker 12: you're hiding from. If you're abusing something so much, obviously

2183
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:42,559
Speaker 12: something's you know, bothering you. And at the end of it,

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01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:45,120
Speaker 12: he realized, you know, he had hadn't come out to

2185
01:34:45,160 --> 01:34:48,040
Speaker 12: his parents. He went and came out to his parents.

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01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:50,320
Speaker 12: He moved out from his roommates, and he's living his

2187
01:34:50,439 --> 01:34:53,479
Speaker 12: like life fully now and so that was like a

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01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:55,120
Speaker 12: real meaningful moment for it.

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01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:57,000
Speaker 5: So it's been you know, it's been fun.

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Speaker 12: I mean, obviously we have silly things, but we do

2191
01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:00,800
Speaker 12: have more serious things.

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01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:04,000
Speaker 5: Have you ever given somebody advice that you then after

2193
01:35:04,040 --> 01:35:05,800
Speaker 5: you give it to them, thought, oh damn, maybe I

2194
01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:07,320
Speaker 5: should change that, calm back and fix it.

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01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:10,240
Speaker 12: No, no, no, I don't really look in the very mirror.

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01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:13,400
Speaker 12: I mean, that's not really my personality. I'm all about

2197
01:35:13,439 --> 01:35:17,439
Speaker 12: moving ahead. So but we do get follow up calls

2198
01:35:17,439 --> 01:35:19,679
Speaker 12: and people are like, oh, yeah, I told my mother,

2199
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:22,800
Speaker 12: this is my boundary. I told my father he can't,

2200
01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:25,360
Speaker 12: you know, judge me on this. So people do make

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01:35:25,479 --> 01:35:29,439
Speaker 12: moves on it, and then I'm sure their families are

2202
01:35:29,520 --> 01:35:32,720
Speaker 12: very I'm sure we've broken up plenty of relationships.

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01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:34,920
Speaker 3: I take a lot of pride in that. You know,

2204
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:37,160
Speaker 3: it just sounds great. There's a great energy to it.

2205
01:35:37,439 --> 01:35:39,559
Speaker 3: By the way, it's called Dear Chelsea, and you can

2206
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:42,240
Speaker 3: get it wherever the podcasts are. We have a podcast.

2207
01:35:42,280 --> 01:35:43,160
Speaker 3: We have several podcasts.

2208
01:35:43,160 --> 01:35:43,320
Speaker 18: Here.

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Speaker 3: Scotty be in that room over there. He is one

2210
01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:48,200
Speaker 3: called serial Killers. Uh huh. He and his friend. All

2211
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:50,640
Speaker 3: they do is rate new breakfast cereals.

2212
01:35:50,960 --> 01:35:51,280
Speaker 6: Hello.

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01:35:51,960 --> 01:35:55,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, see that's a whole podcast.

2214
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:55,800
Speaker 1: It is.

2215
01:35:56,040 --> 01:35:58,160
Speaker 12: How long can that say? How many new cereals are

2216
01:35:58,160 --> 01:35:59,040
Speaker 12: out each day?

2217
01:35:59,080 --> 01:36:01,080
Speaker 3: Like they just keep coming and we have like three

2218
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:03,479
Speaker 3: hundred episodes already, and they'll do they'll do old school

2219
01:36:03,479 --> 01:36:05,120
Speaker 3: serials for like when you're a kid, like you know

2220
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:06,400
Speaker 3: how cap'n Crunch would like rip.

2221
01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:07,800
Speaker 5: Up the Run was great.

2222
01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:10,280
Speaker 3: So, I mean, you can have a podcast about anything.

2223
01:36:10,320 --> 01:36:12,880
Speaker 3: The great thing about podcast is you can be very

2224
01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:14,559
Speaker 3: narrow and deep. You can go as deep as you

2225
01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:17,439
Speaker 3: want on spark plugs and that's it. Yeah, people love

2226
01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:18,200
Speaker 3: murder too.

2227
01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:22,680
Speaker 12: That yeah, I love talking about murder, investigative murder. I

2228
01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:24,879
Speaker 12: went to bed last night I watched a murder mystery

2229
01:36:25,160 --> 01:36:27,559
Speaker 12: and I was like, I love being in bed in

2230
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:29,640
Speaker 12: a hotel room watching murder. And then I'm like, go

2231
01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:32,080
Speaker 12: to bed, and then you dream about the murder, you know,

2232
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:34,639
Speaker 12: the whole night, and You're like, oh, maybe I shouldn't

2233
01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:36,920
Speaker 12: watch that before I go to sleep. But it's too

2234
01:36:36,960 --> 01:36:39,720
Speaker 12: complicated to enter my Netflix pass code at every hotel room,

2235
01:36:40,240 --> 01:36:41,240
Speaker 12: and I'm so over it.

2236
01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:45,040
Speaker 3: I'd rather just sit and look at the wall. So

2237
01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:47,240
Speaker 3: going back to what you said earlier, I so agree.

2238
01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:48,840
Speaker 3: After a hard day at work, after a hard day

2239
01:36:48,880 --> 01:36:51,519
Speaker 3: on a stage, going back to a hotel room, and

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Speaker 3: that's a life that stand up. People know it's you,

2241
01:36:54,840 --> 01:36:56,280
Speaker 3: and you can you can easily go out with the

2242
01:36:56,320 --> 01:36:58,160
Speaker 3: crew and your friends and just get really messed up

2243
01:36:58,200 --> 01:37:00,280
Speaker 3: and twisted and whatever. But to go back I can

2244
01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:02,519
Speaker 3: just like reset.

2245
01:37:02,760 --> 01:37:03,000
Speaker 4: I know.

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01:37:03,120 --> 01:37:04,639
Speaker 5: It's a lot of I have this weekend.

2247
01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:08,559
Speaker 12: I have like Waterloo and Atlantic City, and I was

2248
01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:11,080
Speaker 12: just in Syracuse because I was filming a movie.

2249
01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:11,439
Speaker 5: Playing the mother.

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Speaker 12: By the way, you guys to a South Korean boy

2251
01:37:14,600 --> 01:37:17,400
Speaker 12: that wasn't explained in the script. So I guess biologically

2252
01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:20,160
Speaker 12: I'm the mother of a South Korean boy without any questions.

2253
01:37:20,160 --> 01:37:21,880
Speaker 5: That's the world we're living in now, Okay.

2254
01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:23,840
Speaker 12: I was like, oh, hello, They were like, oh, this

2255
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:25,439
Speaker 12: is your son and I started laughing.

2256
01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:29,040
Speaker 5: They were like, no, this is your son in the movie,

2257
01:37:29,080 --> 01:37:31,640
Speaker 5: and I said, oh, okay.

2258
01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:33,519
Speaker 3: Great, no setup at all, Mike.

2259
01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:35,599
Speaker 5: Are we explaining how I got him?

2260
01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:38,200
Speaker 12: Or Am I just supposed to be believable that I

2261
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:39,840
Speaker 12: gave birth to a South Korean boy?

2262
01:37:40,360 --> 01:37:43,280
Speaker 3: Anything's possible in Syracuse. Yeah, hey, I mean we're on

2263
01:37:43,360 --> 01:37:43,760
Speaker 3: there right now.

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01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:44,200
Speaker 21: Lovely.

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01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:47,160
Speaker 12: Oh we are, Hello, Syracuse. Loved being there. I'll see

2266
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:48,200
Speaker 12: you again this weekend.

2267
01:37:48,360 --> 01:37:49,599
Speaker 3: Talking about your New York dates.

2268
01:37:49,720 --> 01:37:53,639
Speaker 12: Oh oh, okay, So I have a fun date August

2269
01:37:53,680 --> 01:37:55,920
Speaker 12: twenty sixth at the Clubhouse in East Hampton. I've never

2270
01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:59,040
Speaker 12: performed there. That's a nice intimate show. So those are

2271
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:00,960
Speaker 12: on sale. And then I have two shows at the

2272
01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:04,559
Speaker 12: Beacon on September twenty eighth and September twenty ninth.

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01:38:04,680 --> 01:38:07,120
Speaker 3: You know what's kind of cool watching your your your

2274
01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:09,400
Speaker 3: time out on the road is you are adding dates

2275
01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:12,320
Speaker 3: in cities you're doing rather than one You're You're doing

2276
01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:16,840
Speaker 3: two nights. Yeah, so I mean obviously someone somewhere likes you, Chelsea.

2277
01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:17,599
Speaker 5: Somewhere somewhere.

2278
01:38:17,680 --> 01:38:19,519
Speaker 12: Yeah, we just have to find out where where are

2279
01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:20,360
Speaker 12: those places?

2280
01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:22,680
Speaker 3: Elvis? You know, Gandhi brought me something earlier. I want

2281
01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:24,960
Speaker 3: to play. We kind of played with it earlier this morning.

2282
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:25,719
Speaker 3: Do we have the sound?

2283
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:28,280
Speaker 2: Oh oh?

2284
01:38:28,439 --> 01:38:31,280
Speaker 3: There was a guy on some show talking about how

2285
01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:33,760
Speaker 3: if you're a woman and you're in your forties and

2286
01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:37,200
Speaker 3: you haven't had kids, you've missed the point of life.

2287
01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:40,080
Speaker 3: They yo, do I remember? It's my daily life. And

2288
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:42,479
Speaker 3: when you hear her, when you hear her answer, and

2289
01:38:42,520 --> 01:38:43,960
Speaker 3: I want you to follow up after we play it back,

2290
01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:46,439
Speaker 3: when you hear her answer, you'll hear the gurgling sound

2291
01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:49,639
Speaker 3: of a bottle of Tito's going into a tumblr and saying,

2292
01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:54,320
Speaker 3: everything's okay, belvidere, belvidere. I don't drink Tito's. Why not? Okay?

2293
01:38:54,400 --> 01:38:57,280
Speaker 12: Well, which one do you guys know how to play

2294
01:38:57,320 --> 01:38:58,080
Speaker 12: recordings here?

2295
01:38:59,240 --> 01:39:03,400
Speaker 3: These two days? Like clean slate. I think he'll start

2296
01:39:03,400 --> 01:39:07,439
Speaker 3: from scratch every day. Move the buttons, you laugh, I

2297
01:39:07,479 --> 01:39:09,160
Speaker 3: hear you, okay. I think this is the one home.

2298
01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:11,760
Speaker 15: Forty five percent of working women. This is the guy

2299
01:39:11,840 --> 01:39:15,800
Speaker 15: ages twenty five to forty five by twenty thirty will

2300
01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:18,920
Speaker 15: be non married, no kids, single.

2301
01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:21,080
Speaker 14: I'll tell you what's wrong with that. Nothing.

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01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:23,280
Speaker 12: I usually don't do things like this, but when I

2303
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:25,120
Speaker 12: have to listen to men talk like that, I have

2304
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:28,719
Speaker 12: no choice but to sedate myself with drugs and alcohol.

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01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:32,080
Speaker 16: Lately, I've been loud and proud about my status as

2306
01:39:32,120 --> 01:39:37,599
Speaker 16: a single, unmarried, childless, wild woman, and apparently.

2307
01:39:37,080 --> 01:39:39,120
Speaker 5: Some men cannot handle that.

2308
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:42,559
Speaker 17: Every time I go on Instagram, I stumble upon sde

2309
01:39:42,800 --> 01:39:48,280
Speaker 17: Mon's like this guy pontificating about how unhappy women like

2310
01:39:48,360 --> 01:39:49,280
Speaker 17: me must be.

2311
01:39:49,439 --> 01:39:54,760
Speaker 3: It gets better here we go. How do you do this?

2312
01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:59,000
Speaker 15: You think that you're going to be forty five years old,

2313
01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:03,600
Speaker 15: no kid, not married, and that you're gonna genuinely be

2314
01:40:03,920 --> 01:40:07,120
Speaker 15: fulfilled in life because you made money.

2315
01:40:07,600 --> 01:40:09,720
Speaker 5: That's of luck to you, honey, right, No, that's the

2316
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:10,759
Speaker 5: luck to you, honey.

2317
01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:11,519
Speaker 14: I'm sorry.

2318
01:40:11,640 --> 01:40:14,680
Speaker 16: But if the child free joy ride I'm on triggers you,

2319
01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:15,840
Speaker 16: here's a hint.

2320
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:18,519
Speaker 12: If you need daily alpha content to remind you to

2321
01:40:18,520 --> 01:40:20,240
Speaker 12: be alpha, you might not be an alpha.

2322
01:40:20,680 --> 01:40:23,719
Speaker 14: Take it from an alpha.

2323
01:40:23,920 --> 01:40:26,040
Speaker 3: Do you hear this a lot? Is this really a thing?

2324
01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:28,559
Speaker 3: Because I'm antle, guy, I don't hear things like that.

2325
01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:31,360
Speaker 12: When I hosted the Daily Show, That's what started it off,

2326
01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:33,800
Speaker 12: because I did this with this video about what you

2327
01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:35,799
Speaker 12: can do get done in a day without a child,

2328
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:37,559
Speaker 12: and it was like I went to Paris for lunch,

2329
01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:40,280
Speaker 12: I went and hikes mantu peach you for and then

2330
01:40:40,320 --> 01:40:42,960
Speaker 12: I was home by dinner, you know, just the time

2331
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:46,519
Speaker 12: to have sex with somebody from Tinder and so and

2332
01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:50,800
Speaker 12: the men's reaction, these conservative men's reaction to that is

2333
01:40:50,960 --> 01:40:54,519
Speaker 12: so funny, like the way that they freak out about

2334
01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:58,040
Speaker 12: a woman calling there's no way she can be happy.

2335
01:40:58,200 --> 01:40:59,800
Speaker 12: There's no way that I'm like, first of all, no,

2336
01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:01,439
Speaker 12: I said I was happy. I'm just showing you what

2337
01:41:01,479 --> 01:41:04,519
Speaker 12: I'm doing, so obviously it looks happy to you. And

2338
01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:10,080
Speaker 12: stop telling women that they can, you know, be boss girls.

2339
01:41:10,240 --> 01:41:13,439
Speaker 12: It's like, why is it threatening to a man? For

2340
01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:16,519
Speaker 12: why do you care if I don't want a child,

2341
01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:19,519
Speaker 12: And why are you trying to convince me that I

2342
01:41:19,520 --> 01:41:22,960
Speaker 12: don't like my life when I clearly like it? And

2343
01:41:23,040 --> 01:41:26,080
Speaker 12: so there's this whole movement of conservative men of course,

2344
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:29,000
Speaker 12: just to you know, keep women having babies and and

2345
01:41:30,479 --> 01:41:31,800
Speaker 12: you know, subjugating us.

2346
01:41:31,800 --> 01:41:34,639
Speaker 5: So that we can't live our lives. But like, sorry,

2347
01:41:34,720 --> 01:41:35,840
Speaker 5: the cats out of the bag.

2348
01:41:35,960 --> 01:41:39,240
Speaker 12: There are too many women who are embracing the idea

2349
01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:43,200
Speaker 12: of not getting married, not having children, making your own money,

2350
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:45,880
Speaker 12: and doing whatever the pluck you want.

2351
01:41:46,040 --> 01:41:48,680
Speaker 3: Yeah did you like that one? Yes? I did. But

2352
01:41:48,760 --> 01:41:50,439
Speaker 3: on the other side, I mean, you have friends who

2353
01:41:50,479 --> 01:41:53,559
Speaker 3: have kids and their lives are just swimmingly fantastic or.

2354
01:41:53,560 --> 01:41:57,600
Speaker 12: Not or they hate being listen, not a lot of

2355
01:41:57,600 --> 01:42:00,679
Speaker 12: people hate being parents, but it is a very very

2356
01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:04,760
Speaker 12: stressful situation for a long duration of time. You don't

2357
01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:06,519
Speaker 12: just get them for five years, you get them for

2358
01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:09,439
Speaker 12: eighteen years. So if you don't think that that's your

2359
01:42:09,520 --> 01:42:12,920
Speaker 12: skill set being a parent, that is a valuable thing

2360
01:42:13,080 --> 01:42:15,920
Speaker 12: to learn about yourself and embrace.

2361
01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:17,879
Speaker 5: And I know that's not my skill.

2362
01:42:17,680 --> 01:42:19,960
Speaker 3: Set, and that's good to recognize that. Danielle, for instance,

2363
01:42:19,960 --> 01:42:22,560
Speaker 3: her son just graduated high school about to go to college.

2364
01:42:22,800 --> 01:42:24,719
Speaker 5: Well, hopefully you'll never hear from him again.

2365
01:42:27,439 --> 01:42:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm having emotional breakdowns every day. I still have another

2366
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:35,360
Speaker 1: one at home though. But I was saying earlier that

2367
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:38,160
Speaker 1: it's not for any everyone. And if there is someone

2368
01:42:38,160 --> 01:42:40,439
Speaker 1: who doesn't think, like you said, can handle it, why

2369
01:42:40,479 --> 01:42:42,400
Speaker 1: would you want them to have a child.

2370
01:42:42,320 --> 01:42:43,519
Speaker 5: Exactly, exactly.

2371
01:42:43,600 --> 01:42:47,280
Speaker 12: There are too many damaged, traumatized children in this world.

2372
01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:49,760
Speaker 12: Look at the world we're bringing them into. We can't

2373
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:52,240
Speaker 12: even get you know, control of guns in this country.

2374
01:42:52,439 --> 01:42:55,479
Speaker 12: We're sending children to school Like no, I want protection

2375
01:42:55,600 --> 01:42:57,679
Speaker 12: for children. I want to fight for the rights of children.

2376
01:42:57,720 --> 01:42:59,840
Speaker 12: I don't want them, you know, and I don't I

2377
01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:02,240
Speaker 12: don't want anyone else to not have to have them.

2378
01:43:02,439 --> 01:43:04,400
Speaker 12: But I think it's very important as a woman to

2379
01:43:04,479 --> 01:43:07,680
Speaker 12: understand what your strengths and weaknesses are, and mine are.

2380
01:43:07,840 --> 01:43:11,320
Speaker 12: My weakness is children. I don't have a tolerance for them.

2381
01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:15,320
Speaker 12: I don't find them interesting. I want them to grow up.

2382
01:43:15,360 --> 01:43:17,320
Speaker 3: But you have some president a couple of cool kids.

2383
01:43:17,560 --> 01:43:19,880
Speaker 3: There's obviously cool kids in your parents, your friend's lives.

2384
01:43:19,960 --> 01:43:21,400
Speaker 5: Oh, I have eight nieces and nephews.

2385
01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:22,080
Speaker 3: I crush that.

2386
01:43:22,080 --> 01:43:24,880
Speaker 12: Role because you can give them back again. But if

2387
01:43:24,960 --> 01:43:27,160
Speaker 12: I can give them edibles also to tie them down

2388
01:43:27,360 --> 01:43:32,200
Speaker 12: and lessen their opinions. And yeah, I'm very good. I'm

2389
01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:34,760
Speaker 12: very good with children. You'd be surprised. People are always like,

2390
01:43:34,800 --> 01:43:36,479
Speaker 12: oh my god, you'd be such a great mom. I'm like,

2391
01:43:36,560 --> 01:43:38,599
Speaker 12: just because I'm being nice to a child, right now,

2392
01:43:38,680 --> 01:43:40,080
Speaker 12: Does that mean I'd make a good mother?

2393
01:43:41,160 --> 01:43:43,960
Speaker 3: It's delineations.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, It's like, as soon as their opinions start popping

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Speaker 12: off on my care, why don't you take this because

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Speaker 12: I'm no longer interested in hearing.

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Speaker 5: You all have no problem throwing that at women who

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Speaker 5: don't want children or who are single, But if you

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Speaker 5: did it the other way around, it would be crazy, right,

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Speaker 5: Like if you looked at somebody who just had a

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Speaker 5: baby and you were like, oh, you are going to

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01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:03,720
Speaker 5: be miserable. I hope you enjoy that you've made a

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01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:05,920
Speaker 5: choice you cannot go back on it, that would be insane.

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01:44:06,240 --> 01:44:08,000
Speaker 5: And it's just crazy how people throw all these things

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01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:09,920
Speaker 5: a single women. I'm the same as you. I don't

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01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:11,320
Speaker 5: want to have children and I don't want to get married.

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01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:14,120
Speaker 5: It just doesn't seem like high on me. I don't

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01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:16,880
Speaker 5: judge anybody else for their choices, but when it comes

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01:44:16,880 --> 01:44:18,080
Speaker 5: back at me and the other way, I'm like, what

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01:44:18,160 --> 01:44:20,120
Speaker 5: is wrong with you? And also no one talks to

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01:44:20,200 --> 01:44:22,599
Speaker 5: men like this. If a man is single without a child,

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01:44:22,720 --> 01:44:25,040
Speaker 5: nobody's like when are you having a baby, Like you're

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Speaker 5: a player. And also the idea.

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Speaker 12: Of men commenting on what women should do based on

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01:44:30,680 --> 01:44:35,000
Speaker 12: their involvement and participation in raising a child, birthing a baby,

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01:44:35,160 --> 01:44:38,120
Speaker 12: breastfeeding a baby, and then raising it and spending time

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Speaker 12: with it.

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Speaker 5: Your opinion is invalid. It is completely invalid. You don't

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01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:44,120
Speaker 5: get to tell.

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Speaker 12: Us about it at all because you're not participating in

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Speaker 12: the same way.

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Speaker 3: Well, so Nate was shaking his head. Obviously there's pressure

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Speaker 3: for you to have a baby.

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01:44:51,280 --> 01:44:58,160
Speaker 12: There's definitely shut up, what are you gonna say?

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, it's not apples to apples, right, but

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01:45:02,280 --> 01:45:04,880
Speaker 3: there's definitely some people. Are you this person right here,

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01:45:05,080 --> 01:45:07,719
Speaker 3: when you're in a relationship, a committed relationship with someone,

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01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:09,320
Speaker 3: she'll look at you and say so when you and

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01:45:09,640 --> 01:45:11,920
Speaker 3: blank having kids because she has kids.

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01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:14,080
Speaker 5: That's where she's coming.

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01:45:13,760 --> 01:45:15,400
Speaker 1: From, right, thank you, Chelsea.

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01:45:15,600 --> 01:45:17,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not absolutely.

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01:45:17,600 --> 01:45:21,639
Speaker 12: I mean it's an unoriginal question because where people get

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01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:23,479
Speaker 12: bored and you're dating somebody and they're like, when are

2435
01:45:23,520 --> 01:45:26,000
Speaker 12: you getting engaged? When you're getting married, You're I'm like,

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01:45:26,320 --> 01:45:29,000
Speaker 12: hopefully never, because I'd like to keep this going, you

2437
01:45:29,040 --> 01:45:32,320
Speaker 12: know what I mean? To me, marriage represents the end

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01:45:32,320 --> 01:45:35,080
Speaker 12: of fun for other people. It represents the beginning of

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01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:37,240
Speaker 12: a lifetime. So you just have to figure out what

2440
01:45:37,280 --> 01:45:40,439
Speaker 12: your compartment is and not impress your opinions on others.

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01:45:40,520 --> 01:45:43,559
Speaker 12: I'm not trying to convince other women not to pro create.

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01:45:43,840 --> 01:45:46,479
Speaker 12: I'm just saying, hey, think about it in a responsible way.

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01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:48,519
Speaker 12: Might not be the best use of your time.

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01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:51,479
Speaker 1: My grandmother bought me a cake topper of a bride

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01:45:51,520 --> 01:45:54,839
Speaker 1: and groom before I was even anywhere near being engaged.

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01:45:55,080 --> 01:45:57,400
Speaker 1: And I go, Grandma, I don't understand. She's like, I'm

2447
01:45:57,479 --> 01:46:00,439
Speaker 1: just hoping before I drop dead, maybe you'll get married.

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01:46:00,479 --> 01:46:03,720
Speaker 3: There is that? And what's my advice to newlyweds when

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01:46:03,720 --> 01:46:05,920
Speaker 3: people start pressuring them to have children? What are you

2450
01:46:05,960 --> 01:46:08,519
Speaker 3: supposed to say to grandma? Well, we would, but we

2451
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:14,280
Speaker 3: only like anal. Wait one second, that's.

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01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:16,960
Speaker 5: A word that you're allowed to say in the morning radio.

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01:46:19,560 --> 01:46:19,800
Speaker 1: PI.

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01:46:20,080 --> 01:46:21,439
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, you know.

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01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:23,320
Speaker 12: A great way not to get pregnant is by doing

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01:46:23,320 --> 01:46:26,200
Speaker 12: it in the tushy.

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Speaker 5: I was going to use my.

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Speaker 3: Little Hebrew.

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01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:36,000
Speaker 5: Whisp ten o'clock.

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01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:40,480
Speaker 12: The problem is it you talk about anal before it's.

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Speaker 2: You're ruining it.

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01:46:40,439 --> 01:46:40,840
Speaker 4: You're it.

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01:46:41,120 --> 01:46:42,720
Speaker 3: The reason why you can get it a wave is

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01:46:42,840 --> 01:46:45,720
Speaker 3: you move on. You don't stop, and so many times

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01:46:45,960 --> 01:46:49,559
Speaker 3: you can use the word took us.

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01:46:51,640 --> 01:46:52,880
Speaker 1: Tushy is a mom word.

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01:46:52,960 --> 01:46:57,879
Speaker 3: Okay, you can use switching gears with a Chelsea Handler interview.

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01:46:57,960 --> 01:47:00,400
Speaker 3: Back to something we were talking about earlier, and that

2469
01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:04,439
Speaker 3: was your great great ability to interview people. I brought

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01:47:04,479 --> 01:47:06,160
Speaker 3: at the top of the show today. I brought up

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01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:08,840
Speaker 3: to Danielle and Gandhi the concept of friends that are

2472
01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:11,639
Speaker 3: great interviewers, but you don't realize you're being interviewed until

2473
01:47:11,640 --> 01:47:14,639
Speaker 3: halfway through. Just a friendly conversation. Don't you have people,

2474
01:47:14,680 --> 01:47:16,439
Speaker 3: but maybe you're one of these people. You can sit

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01:47:16,479 --> 01:47:19,960
Speaker 3: down with someone at dinner, no cameras, no microphones, and

2476
01:47:20,120 --> 01:47:22,439
Speaker 3: just started this conversation, this back and forth where you've

2477
01:47:22,439 --> 01:47:25,280
Speaker 3: brought your rally back and forth. It turns into what

2478
01:47:25,439 --> 01:47:29,320
Speaker 3: sounds like an a word winning interview, but it's just

2479
01:47:29,360 --> 01:47:32,640
Speaker 3: a friendship. It's a conversation. Storytelling is something you're a

2480
01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:35,760
Speaker 3: master at doing as well. And so I'm challenging each

2481
01:47:35,800 --> 01:47:38,000
Speaker 3: and every person listening to this. Next time you're out

2482
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:41,280
Speaker 3: with someone, freshen it up. Talk about something different, different,

2483
01:47:41,479 --> 01:47:44,479
Speaker 3: ask them about something and how it affects them, and

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01:47:44,479 --> 01:47:47,200
Speaker 3: see where it goes. I love about you and your interviews.

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01:47:47,240 --> 01:47:49,080
Speaker 3: I think we should all be like that when there's

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01:47:49,120 --> 01:47:51,559
Speaker 3: no media involved, no component.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I think it's important to also listen as an

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01:47:54,240 --> 01:47:55,799
Speaker 12: interviewer or as a person.

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01:47:56,720 --> 01:47:58,720
Speaker 5: Listening is an guy seems to be a little bit

2490
01:47:58,760 --> 01:47:59,000
Speaker 5: of a.

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01:47:58,960 --> 01:48:01,200
Speaker 12: Lost skill because we're all also kind of consumed with

2492
01:48:01,240 --> 01:48:04,120
Speaker 12: our phones and distracted, and you know, we're all kind

2493
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:05,639
Speaker 12: of adhd right now.

2494
01:48:05,680 --> 01:48:06,719
Speaker 5: We're living in that world.

2495
01:48:07,040 --> 01:48:09,200
Speaker 12: So I really take a lot of pride in reading

2496
01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:11,639
Speaker 12: as many books as possible. I read about four books

2497
01:48:11,640 --> 01:48:14,040
Speaker 12: at the same time all the time. I'm always reading books,

2498
01:48:14,360 --> 01:48:17,080
Speaker 12: and to try and minimize my amount of time on

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01:48:17,120 --> 01:48:20,000
Speaker 12: social media because it's so mindless. I mean, how many

2500
01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:21,479
Speaker 12: times a day do you pick up your phone and

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01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:23,559
Speaker 12: you don't even understan, you don't even know that you

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01:48:23,640 --> 01:48:27,000
Speaker 12: pressed anything, and then you're just looking and it's I mean,

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01:48:27,040 --> 01:48:29,760
Speaker 12: I feel so dumb when that, you know, if I

2504
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:32,120
Speaker 12: spend too much time on Instagram. So I think the

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01:48:32,240 --> 01:48:35,160
Speaker 12: art of conversation has been lost really due to due

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01:48:35,160 --> 01:48:37,040
Speaker 12: to social media and you know, all the stuff that

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01:48:37,040 --> 01:48:39,679
Speaker 12: we're exposed to. So it's nice to kind of engage

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01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:41,479
Speaker 12: with somebody, sit down and to dinner, put your phone

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01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:43,840
Speaker 12: away for two hours if you can make it too

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01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:45,640
Speaker 12: if you can make it too, you.

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01:48:45,640 --> 01:48:48,240
Speaker 3: Can get two minutes.

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01:48:48,400 --> 01:48:49,240
Speaker 5: He's obsessed me.

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01:48:49,560 --> 01:48:52,240
Speaker 3: God, he breaks out in hives. Oh God, Well, Chelsea,

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01:48:52,439 --> 01:48:54,320
Speaker 3: having you here is just gat a great moment.

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01:48:54,600 --> 01:48:55,280
Speaker 5: I don't want to leave.

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01:48:55,320 --> 01:48:55,840
Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to.

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01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:57,880
Speaker 5: I just want to be with you.

2518
01:48:57,920 --> 01:48:59,680
Speaker 3: They're going to fire us all anyway.

2519
01:49:00,160 --> 01:49:03,920
Speaker 5: But who broke the rule? You did it exactly the

2520
01:49:03,920 --> 01:49:05,280
Speaker 5: worst thing that you could say.

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01:49:05,439 --> 01:49:05,880
Speaker 14: I did not.

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01:49:06,200 --> 01:49:09,120
Speaker 3: I did not did not, did not did not. I

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01:49:10,080 --> 01:49:11,439
Speaker 3: have a crafty way of getting out of it.

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01:49:11,479 --> 01:49:13,559
Speaker 12: But you, guys, I just really say, on that note,

2525
01:49:13,600 --> 01:49:15,280
Speaker 12: I'm not going to say the word again, but I

2526
01:49:15,320 --> 01:49:17,720
Speaker 12: want to say, tushy sex is not just for.

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01:49:17,720 --> 01:49:21,840
Speaker 5: Gay guys anymore, everybody. Okay, I agree, it's so don't

2528
01:49:21,920 --> 01:49:24,839
Speaker 5: try it. Until you try. It's trending.

2529
01:49:25,040 --> 01:49:27,479
Speaker 12: Everybody's it used to just be for Mormons and the

2530
01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:31,800
Speaker 12: quote unquote virgins, and everybody's doing it.

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01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:39,960
Speaker 3: Okay, agreed, all in favor. Say the Little Big Bitch

2532
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:42,559
Speaker 3: Tour is on. If you go to Chelseahandler dot com.

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01:49:42,560 --> 01:49:43,479
Speaker 3: I do believe that's correct.

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Speaker 18: Right.

2535
01:49:44,040 --> 01:49:45,880
Speaker 3: You can find out when she's coming to town, and

2536
01:49:46,080 --> 01:49:47,880
Speaker 3: you can warn your friends if they're going to her town.

2537
01:49:48,439 --> 01:49:52,360
Speaker 3: And of course Dear Chelsea is the podcast which I'm loving,

2538
01:49:52,680 --> 01:49:53,840
Speaker 3: and it's so great having you here.

2539
01:49:53,840 --> 01:49:55,640
Speaker 5: I want you to come back, Joe, well always, I

2540
01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:56,320
Speaker 5: love coming here.

2541
01:49:56,439 --> 01:50:00,679
Speaker 3: Thank you guys. Chelsea Handler, Yes, all right? What button

2542
01:50:00,720 --> 01:50:02,599
Speaker 3: do we push? I don't know what to do? Why

2543
01:50:02,640 --> 01:50:06,760
Speaker 3: do you act like you've never been Chelsea pushing your

2544
01:50:06,760 --> 01:50:11,800
Speaker 3: own button?

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01:50:11,840 --> 01:50:14,479
Speaker 10: Miss part of today's show. We listen with Elvis Durant

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Speaker 3: A lot of people listen to us on demand only on.

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Speaker 8: The Iard Radio app.

2549
01:50:21,720 --> 01:50:25,200
Speaker 3: In the Morning Show, Homestyle French toast sticks are so good.

2550
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Speaker 3: Some people are saying they're better than their mom's French toast.

2551
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Speaker 8: Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Wow, the Mercedes Bens Interview Lounge, Working overtime today Matteo Lane.

2556
01:50:44,160 --> 01:50:46,519
Speaker 3: Earlier this morning, Chelsea Handler just walked out. You can

2557
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Speaker 3: hear it all on demand wherever you get your podcasts

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Speaker 3: on our on demand Elvis Dream Morning Show Channel. Tomorrow.

2559
01:50:53,520 --> 01:50:56,479
Speaker 3: Two names maybe you haven't heard. Maybe you have. Jake

2560
01:50:56,720 --> 01:51:00,599
Speaker 3: Shane is a TikToker, very funny. Jake is me on tomorrow.

2561
01:51:00,640 --> 01:51:02,400
Speaker 3: It's good to meet new people. If if you're not

2562
01:51:02,400 --> 01:51:05,679
Speaker 3: familiar with Jake, a lot of people are. Kyle Hume

2563
01:51:05,800 --> 01:51:09,400
Speaker 3: is a musician who has the saddest and happiest songs

2564
01:51:09,439 --> 01:51:12,479
Speaker 3: in the history of music. I'll give you an example.

2565
01:51:12,880 --> 01:51:15,240
Speaker 3: Let's see if I can find them where they go. Oh,

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01:51:15,240 --> 01:51:18,760
Speaker 3: here you are. Here's one of the saddest songs ever.

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01:51:18,920 --> 01:51:24,560
Speaker 19: If I wouldn't known that you wouldn't be here anymore,

2568
01:51:25,479 --> 01:51:29,320
Speaker 19: I would have made the moments last a little long.

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01:51:29,680 --> 01:51:31,960
Speaker 3: A lot of people use that when they're remembering their

2570
01:51:31,960 --> 01:51:33,920
Speaker 3: friends who just passed away.

2571
01:51:34,640 --> 01:51:37,400
Speaker 2: And you're just making my mind.

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01:51:37,760 --> 01:51:40,720
Speaker 3: It's just a really well done sad song. And then

2573
01:51:40,840 --> 01:51:42,560
Speaker 3: he's got this song called Happy.

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01:51:42,640 --> 01:51:45,960
Speaker 19: When not go ah bad say I just want to

2575
01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:48,800
Speaker 19: be happy, make a little living.

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01:51:48,920 --> 01:51:51,559
Speaker 3: Then last me and he'll be on I think, performing

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01:51:51,560 --> 01:51:57,080
Speaker 3: Happy tomorrow. I can't hear what good are you on

2578
01:51:57,080 --> 01:51:59,720
Speaker 3: that microphone over there, because you know I was just

2579
01:51:59,840 --> 01:52:01,600
Speaker 3: east here. I don't want to have to move on

2580
01:52:02,479 --> 01:52:05,840
Speaker 3: everything back, Okay, all right, So this time tomorrow Kyle

2581
01:52:05,880 --> 01:52:08,559
Speaker 3: Hume will be here now Friday, Niall Horn is back

2582
01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:12,559
Speaker 3: and Janelle Money. I love Janelle Mone She's so so

2583
01:52:12,640 --> 01:52:15,599
Speaker 3: incredible as an actor. We saw her in Glass Onion,

2584
01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:18,719
Speaker 3: but her music fantastic. She's She's everywhere. By the way,

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01:52:18,880 --> 01:52:21,280
Speaker 3: she's one of those people right now who's everyone's looking

2586
01:52:21,320 --> 01:52:23,559
Speaker 3: to do work with her. So she's gonna spend time

2587
01:52:23,600 --> 01:52:25,400
Speaker 3: with us and Nile Horn the new album. We're gonna

2588
01:52:25,439 --> 01:52:27,519
Speaker 3: talk about that and the fact that we canceled his

2589
01:52:27,560 --> 01:52:30,160
Speaker 3: appearance with our trip to Majorca.

2590
01:52:30,200 --> 01:52:32,720
Speaker 7: Due to unforeseen circus unforeseen.

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01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:35,200
Speaker 3: We didn't see those circumstances coming, therefore they are unforeseend.

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01:52:35,240 --> 01:52:37,080
Speaker 1: Do you think he went anyway? Yeah?

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01:52:37,640 --> 01:52:39,680
Speaker 3: I think his girlfriend has a house there. Yeah, so

2594
01:52:40,760 --> 01:52:44,640
Speaker 3: maybe there's that. And then Monday, Andy Cohen will be

2595
01:52:44,640 --> 01:52:47,920
Speaker 3: here to talk all things housewives and everything Bravo. I

2596
01:52:47,960 --> 01:52:50,960
Speaker 3: know Diamond is just fit to be tied. She's so

2597
01:52:51,000 --> 01:52:53,040
Speaker 3: excited that Andy's gonna be here. Are you gonna sit

2598
01:52:53,080 --> 01:52:54,559
Speaker 3: in on the interview? You should be in here with us?

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01:52:54,640 --> 01:52:54,800
Speaker 18: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I thought you'd never ask?

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01:52:57,880 --> 01:53:01,320
Speaker 3: Should Is it okay? Take a vote? Is a Diamond

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01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:03,000
Speaker 3: allowed in for the Andy Cohen interview?

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Speaker 5: Love this?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 11: You know what Tonight is It's a Vandit Pump Rules

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Speaker 11: Reunion Park three.

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Speaker 3: Supposed to be When you said the word three, you

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01:53:14,080 --> 01:53:17,559
Speaker 3: just blew out across my head. So yeah, they how

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Speaker 3: many of them are there?

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Speaker 6: It was a three part reunion. Tonight is the night

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01:53:22,160 --> 01:53:25,320
Speaker 6: and they said that you need to watch the last

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Speaker 6: three minutes because there's something. There's a revelation that's exposed

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Speaker 6: that even the cast members didn't know when they filmed

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Speaker 6: the reunion.

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Speaker 3: I mean, the tea will be spelt tonight last three.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna watch the last three menister, thanks for

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Speaker 3: the warning. Pretty awesome, uh And daniel One headline from

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Speaker 3: the world of Danielle today, what do you what's your

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Speaker 3: favorite story?

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Speaker 1: Let's see what's my Oh? Captain America four. They retitled

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Speaker 1: it It's Brave New World. They also put out some

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Speaker 1: pictures and they said the release date is going to

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Speaker 1: stay the same. I know a lot of things are

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Speaker 1: being affected by the writers strike. Right now, they're saying

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Speaker 1: May third, twenty twenty four. We're still going to get it,

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Speaker 1: so we'll see.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Danielle.

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