WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - MaSCOTT 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:04.400 When Nope, not yet, not yet yet? 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:13.160 Yeat? Oh all right, good to go, good to go? Yes, 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:15.440 it is, hold on, I gotta fix this part of 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:17.800 my right willis what you're talking about? 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:19.919 Well, I just that part of my hair is a 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:22.280 little You know, I'm at the point where I need 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:23.800 a haircut. You could always tell. 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:26.160 It's funny you always need a haircut. 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:28.280 No, always, Well, I mean that's what happens when you 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:31.080 have curly hair. Right, I found gray hairs. I'm sorry 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:35.000 what I found gray hairs? Hello, I'm getting real worried 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:37.080 because I found them here, and you know that's where 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:39.320 it starts, and then it creeps its way up and 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:41.120 then before you know, I'm gonna look like you salt 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:41.560 and pepper. 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:44.000 Do you know that if I don't put gel in 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:48.159 my hair, it's more salt than pepper. Right now, you 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:51.080 can't really tell. Look, it looks pretty brown but or 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:51.760 very peppery. 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:54.600 Well, I've always said I think your hair looks nice 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:54.960 that way. 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:55.960 Oh yeah, like I do. 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:58.400 I've said it to you. I think it looks great. 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:00.960 I don't know why, like I get I know why, 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:03.120 But I don't think it looks that bad. 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.160 I think gd it that way, I never said it. Look, 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:08.280 I will never dye my hair ever. It just it 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:09.000 is what it is. 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:10.199 No, no dying. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.440 But I kind of feel like that dog that is 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:15.600 about twelve whose snout has started to go white. That's 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:16.240 what I feel like. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:18.080 That makes me so sad. 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:21.399 Then the eyelashes, Yeah, that. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:22.160 Makes me sad. 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:22.840 It does. 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:24.600 Oh the poor pups. 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:27.120 By the way, So how long can you put milk 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.280 and coffee for? Like the milk's been sitting out for 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:30.919 like three hours. You think that's still okay? 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:33.920 You're gonna convince yourself that you just got I'm fuck 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:35.440 poisoning or whatever it's called. 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:37.600 No, it's not, you know whatever. 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:38.759 It has curdled. 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:42.080 No, it has not curdled. No, Then I think you're fine. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.800 Can I just say you just came from the bathroom, right, Yeah, disgusting. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:49.400 So the bathroom in this building has not been serviced 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.000 probably since Friday evening. 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:54.400 Well yeah, just just. 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.880 Behind the curtain here. We're recording this on Tuesday for 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:59.840 Wednesday's bull Chat. Okay, so today that we're recording it 0:01:59.880 --> 0:02:03.400 is Tuesday, and yesterday was Labor Day. So the bathroom 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:06.600 has not been nothing, I don't think since Friday evening 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.440 when the last time that the staff was here, because 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:12.440 all four toilet papers completely empty, not the rolls aren't 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:15.640 even there. Someone ripped the cardboard off. They're gone. Yeah, 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:18.960 I noticed that the toilets are clogged with poop and 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.440 because people are probably using paper towels at this point, 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:25.079 and it's just the stench is overwhelming. The garbage can 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.120 is overflowing like hell. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.640 I remember when that bathroom used to have flies. Yes, 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:32.840 like it was that rancid that it was like a swamp. 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:36.000 In the flies. Defense, those are pipe flies. So those 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.520 are toilet flies, and most bathrooms have them, even in 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:41.560 houses have them because what that is when the water 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.919 sits in the pipe for a little while, these flies 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.000 are born out of like the sludge in the pipe, 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:50.839 and they're called pipe flies. If you ever like, I've 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.520 seen them in bathrooms at bars and stuff like that. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.240 Sometimes in a bar urinal, ladies, you don't get to 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:59.600 enjoy this, but in a bar urinal they'll have a 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:01.760 tiny little sticker of a fly and they put it 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:03.720 in the urinal and you think you're peeing on the fly, 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.840 but it's not real. It's just a sticker. Because pipe flies, 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:07.399 they're a thing. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:11.320 I didn't know that I recently encountered lantern flies. I 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:12.359 didn't know these were a thing. 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:14.840 Lantern flies, yeah, not lightning bugs. 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.239 No. I went hiking with my from Miranda a couple 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:20.720 of days ago and we were in some park in 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.120 New Jersey and all of a sudden, she's like, lantern flies. 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.359 Kill them, and I'm like, oh boy, yeah, they came 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.680 from Pennsylvania. They were shipped here illegally, and now they're 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:30.280 reproducing at a crazy rate. 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:32.760 I mean, and they're eating up all the trees flying 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:35.040 from Pennsylvania to Jerseys not that far. I don't think 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:37.040 they were shipped. It's one thing when they come from 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:40.760 another country, like those yes, those Asian whatever. 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:41.760 Peoples that jumped the treels. 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:43.120 Yeah, they eat the trees apart. 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:47.320 Well, that's what lantern flies do. And they looked really nice. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:48.800 But yeah, I had to kill a couple. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:49.760 Oh. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:51.480 I mean no, it's not all because they were going 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:52.800 to kill us. I'm kill the tree. 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:55.520 I kill every bug. I hate bugs. That's one reason 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.760 I hate summers because I hate bugs. I hate bugs 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:58.240 so much. 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.600 See that makes me happy that you hate your own 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:05.560 birth season. Because I feel like certain people defend their 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:08.400 birth season a little too much. Like I'll openly admit 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:13.360 spring it's okay. Do I prefer fall more? Yes? But 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:16.960 spring is my second favorite and summer is third, and 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:18.040 then winter is last. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.400 Well, see, I love the summer because I really like 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:22.799 the beach. If it weren't for all the damn flies 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.560 and bugs, then it would definitely be my net. It's 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:28.760 still my number one. I do like summer. But rankings, 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:32.400 you want to know the seasonal ranking. Yes, Summer is one, Okay, 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:37.760 winter is two, Spring three, Fall four because I like 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:39.800 the extremes. I like the beach in the hot weather. 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.520 I like the snow and the cold weather. But then 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.920 I also enjoy when things start butting in the spring. 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:48.400 But Fall I hate pumpkin spice. Go screw yourself. So 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.479 the season we're coming into right now my least favorite. See. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:54.600 I used to be a fall hater because everything died 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:56.640 and I was like, oh, this is depressing. But then 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:58.520 after I went to school in Miami and came back 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.240 up here and got to experience it, truly is the 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:04.520 most wonderful season. Everything is like the air turns like 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:07.360 a nice crisp like temperature. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.280 Wait, so you didn't you didn't experience fall before college. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:12.880 I didn't appreciate falls. That's what I meant. I'm saying 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:16.240 I didn't appreciate it, and now I appreciate it so much. 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.440 It's like, Oh, nothing is better than sitting with the 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:23.480 windows open, oh, with a sweater on, and it's so nice. 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.000 I can't wait. I can't wait. You can't do that 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:29.680 in winter because winter, like January through March. I'm so sorry. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.120 If you have a birthday in that time is miserable. 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:35.560 That's the trenches. Let's just be honest. It's depressing. It 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:39.640 gets dark at four o'clock. It's sad. I can't do it. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:42.360 I love snowstorms. I love them. I love them ever 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:43.800 since I was a kid. I love them. 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:47.520 They're fun for the first hour where it's like, oh God, 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.520 it's snowing, and then once it sits and people have 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.040 to drive on, it turns like disgusting. 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:56.440 You know, for me, more than milkcows. It reminds me 0:05:56.480 --> 0:06:00.440 of community service, because that's what I like about snow storms, 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:04.479 because ever since I was fifteen or sixteen years old, 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.080 every time there was a snowstorm, I'd be held up 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:09.240 at the radio station, hold up whatever, the word is 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:14.000 and you know, like providing school closings and storm amounts 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:17.160 and snow whatever and have like officials on the phone 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:18.719 and stuff like that. That was always my job when I 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:21.200 worked at the other radio station, and so even here 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.160 when it snows, I just, I don't know, I get 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:27.039 that feeling of I just I like snowstorms. I don't 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:27.960 know why. I just like them. 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:31.279 Again, fun in the moment. Yeah, being an adult not 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.080 is fun. I don't like driving in it. 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:34.520 I love driving in snow. 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:37.479 Love God, What is the matter with you. I don't 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.920 know a lots who likes driving in the snow. 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:41.520 It's a challenge. I really like it. 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:42.799 Okay. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.480 By the way, if you're watching this on YouTube, the 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.320 calendar behind me still says August. I just haven't flipped 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:49.320 it yet. It is September. 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:50.000 This. 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.200 If you're listening to this on the day it came out, 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:55.200 it is Wednesday, September eighth. Welcome to bull Chat. Let 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:59.840 us apologize for last Wednesday. Happy birthday, Mom, Oh, happy birthday, Donna. Yeah, 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.159 gotta do me like that. It's your birthday. Oh happy 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.159 the best mom in the whole world. I love Donna. Yeah, 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:06.760 it's she supposed to make me some kind of food 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.360 or meatballs or something she can make. 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.040 Technically. It is the start of football season. She does 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:12.640 make a tray of Sunday sauce. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.720 I'm in, yeah, is there sausage in there? 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:19.960 Yeah? Hot sausage, sweet sausage. She cooks it in a lamps. 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.720 She cooks lamb in it. That's the secret. 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.800 I'll eat it out. I'll try it. You have I have? 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.240 You've had my mom's past think I pretend you like 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:30.760 you bring it in. I'm like, oh, and I throw 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.400 it over my shoulder because I have this weird thing 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:35.440 about people bringing food in from home. Uh huh, I 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:35.800 don't know. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.480 Yeah, okay, yeah, you've had my mom's sauce. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:40.640 Okay, well it's delicious. 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.120 Ed Shecheron had it too, that's right, yep. 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:44.560 I remember we talked about that. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.960 And now she's the talk of the town. Anytime anybody 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:50.119 mentioned sauce. She steps in with Ed Sheeran's head mine. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:54.680 Now, do you like meat sauce or do you like 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:57.360 sauce with meat balls? What do you prefer? 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:01.600 I think I like meat sauce like the like. For example, 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:04.080 my mom sauce when she puts the lamb in it, 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:07.520 it breaks apart, it adds some extra flavor. It's delicious lamb. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:08.680 Is it ground lamb? 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:12.679 No? She puts an entire lamb in a shank. Yeah, 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:14.160 pretty much, and then it just breaks apart. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.960 I don't understand. So there's like chunks of meat, but 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.960 it's not ground meat. No, and it's lamb. I've never 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:21.000 had this, Andrew. 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:21.440 Yes you have. 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:22.080 I don't know. 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:24.240 Sometimes you get a piece of lamb and I feel like, 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.360 same thing with the ends of bread, Like my dad 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:30.120 likes the ends of bread. 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:33.120 Like mah lamb Or is that a goat? 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:35.480 That's yes, it's a lamb. 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:36.400 They make the same sound. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.240 But I've been taught I don't eat the lamb in 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.360 it because I always give it to my dad because 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:46.120 he always likes that part. Yes, okay, Scott, all right, Yes, 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:48.400 so she puts lamb in it. But I also like 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:51.120 when I cook sauce for myself, I'll put sausage in 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.800 it and then let it like cook it with the stew. 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:58.080 What who's prey goes? I don't know. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:08:59.920 No, who sausage? 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:04.240 Andrew, I got it. I said, prego sausage, okay or whatever. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:05.960 It doesn't make sense. Prego is sauce. 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:11.360 Don't they make sausage too, Prego? Yeah, no, whatever, whichever 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:11.880 one I do. 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:14.000 I think you're thinking of Premio. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.760 Yeah that one. Yeah, yeah, well again I let that 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:19.760 cook in the sauce, so this way it like breaks 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:22.160 apart a little bit. It had some flavor. It's delicious, 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:22.880 I get it. 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.080 See. I used to make baked ZD for Amy in 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:30.040 our dating times, and they had like ragu pasta baked sauce. 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:32.480 They don't make it anymore, but it was so easy. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.440 I loved I loved it. Yeah, and I think now 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:38.000 looking back, Amy pretended to like it. She didn't like 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:38.600 it so much. 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.640 I love a good bolognise. Bolonies is a meat sauce, 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.000 meat sauce that's with ground beef. 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.319 Okay, well, why what's the difference to be bolonaise and 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:46.600 meat sauce. It's the same thing. 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:49.439 Yeah. Again, it's just the type of beef that you're using. 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:52.080 Beef is beef unless it's well, if it's. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.840 Round, yeah, well, if it's ground meat, then it's going 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:55.720 to be a bolognisee. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.079 Is this boring to people? 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:59.600 No, I'm sure they have opinions and are probably yelling 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:03.360 at the whatever they're doing, saying it's not that way. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.600 It's this way, right, just like when the guy yelled 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:07.360 at me about the pizza sauce and the tomato sauce. 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:09.120 Yeah, that's true. That is very true. 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.640 So anyway, let's move off of Pesto is also my 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:15.040 other I hate pasto. Let's go, okay. I don't like it. 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.800 I don't know why. There's not a lot of things 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:20.720 that I hate or I dislike strongly. I don't like 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.960 to use the word hate Andrew, because I'm love all, 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:29.280 serve all, but I dislike strongly pesto, Peppers, olives. 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:30.840 So you're not Italian? 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:31.640 No, no, no no. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:35.160 The slightest bits just feel very metallic in my mouth. 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:37.640 I don't like the way that they feel. Peppers. I've 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:40.079 become a little bit more lenient with peppers, like I'm 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.800 okay with peppers now if they're cooked into something. But 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:44.880 I will not eat raw peppers. I don't like them. 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:46.800 I love that especially with a hummus. 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.960 No, I don't. I don't like hummus either. Who mose 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:50.600 I'm not a fan? 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:53.600 Oh my god, I can't. I what did I have 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:59.080 the other day? A chicken? Chicken something or other, but 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:02.000 it was Greek and it was insane. It was like 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:04.960 just shredded chicken and it was so good. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:08.520 Oh. I also strongly just like feta and blue cheese. 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.240 Okay, we've said this about blue cheese, and now I 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.840 feel like people are making memes about it, which validates me. 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:18.600 And the meme is someone eating a hunk of blue 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:21.600 cheese and being like, the mold is what makes it 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.200 taste good, like that one you see the mold. I 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.160 just can't like it. I've never liked it in a 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:30.120 buffalo chicken rap. I can get over it, but I cannot. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:33.400 For the most part. It tastes like feet or old basement. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.080 How often do you suck on feet? 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:39.160 Not often, Scott? All right, I'm just saying they smell bad. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:41.400 Okay, what else you got going on? Andy? 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:42.480 Think? 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:45.079 Can we talk about There's something I actually wanted to discuss, 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:47.560 and I forget what made me think of it. I 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:50.800 must have seen somebody. But have you ever been a mascot? 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.199 Have you ever had a dress up as a mascot? I? 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.680 Have you have? Yes? What were you? 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.840 Well? Okay, so it wasn't like a costume, but I 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:00.920 did have to wear a specific sit shirt and walk 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.160 around campus, but it doesn't really count. That was a phenometer. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:06.160 Patrol and my friend Julia when we when I went 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.760 to school in Miami, we were in charge of hold on, 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:09.640 I'm getting a phone call. 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:12.680 Oh, here we go, oky, BRB, you take this one. No, 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.120 but I don't want to talk about stuff if you're 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.600 not going to hear it. Can we just pause it? 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:22.600 What is going on here? Okay? It's kind it's kind 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.640 of weird talking to yourself and having nobody to bounce 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:28.440 off of. But again, very sorry for last week that 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:32.079 we did not have a bowl chat. It just got 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.880 really crazy and we did not have time to record 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:40.679 because the show was going on vacation. Excuse me. And 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.720 Andrew couldn't come in one day and I couldn't come 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:44.839 in another day, just because there was so much work 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.720 to do. So many apologies for that. I guess maybe 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:49.320 we'll make this one longer for you if he ever 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:54.320 comes back in here. He feels that answering his phone 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:58.520 is more important than this podcast. And actually this is 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:00.560 a time where I could talk a lot of bad 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.080 things about Andrew, but I won't because I love Andrew. 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:06.080 He's a good friend of mine. And you know, for 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.720 the most part, all the bickering that you hear in 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:12.640 bowl Chat and Serial Killers is just, you know, like 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:16.400 almost as if we're brothers, brotherly bickering, because we really 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.560 do like each other. It's just that it's so easy 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.680 for us to argue with each other as if you 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:25.240 have a sibling. I'm sure you know. So what else 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.120 can I tell you? Oh, we had a very nice vacation. 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:28.680 I don't know where Andrew went. He said he went 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:34.199 hiking in Pennsylvania. My family, my wife and two daughters, 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.320 and two friends of my oldest daughter went to Cape 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:38.960 Cod for the week. Drove up there. We stayed in Orleans. 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:41.320 It was beautiful. We rent this airbnb and this is 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:44.160 the second year that we went to the same house. 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:46.640 It's just right across the street from this really cool 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:50.840 lake called Pilgrim Lake and it's a three minute drive 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.640 not even so. We would take paddle boards over there 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:55.320 every day and the kids had a blast on the 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:58.880 lake and we were right close to also Nauset Beach 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:01.439 and Skackett Bee your skated beach gocket. I don't know 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:03.160 what it was. Are you back, Okay? I can stop 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:04.360 talking about my little vacation. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:05.079 I'm so sorry. 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:06.120 Yeah, we had a blast. 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:06.720 Yeah. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:10.480 Anyway, back to mascots. I was on pedomean patrol, so 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:12.760 you were following people around seeing how far they walked. 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.840 Yes, So at University of Miami, I worked in the 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.160 wellness department. 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:18.199 And how that workout? 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:19.960 It worked out great. I got paid well. I made 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.320 really good friends with our boss Patty, and my friend 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.200 Julia's like one of my friends real life. Okay, any way, 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:28.520 we had to follow someone around because I guess there 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:31.280 was a pedometer challenge and we wore bright yellow T 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:35.120 shirts that said stop, show me your pedometer, and then 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:37.320 we'd ask them to see their steps. Then we'd give 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:41.280 them prizes. Oh okay, yeah, it was really cool. 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:42.720 I've been many mascots. 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:44.360 I'm not surprised by that. 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:48.640 My earliest recollection of a mascot I was dressed as 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:51.720 a famous Amos cookie. Oh boy, this is probably in 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:55.640 nineteen god eighty six. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:57.240 Is famous Amos? 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.800 Amos? Did you think it was famous Amos? Andrew? No, 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:02.520 what do you think it was? Amos? No? 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:04.600 I just thought other people could say it differently. 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:08.720 Wally Amos, he invented this cookie, did the best and 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:10.880 he also went on to do muffins and stuff like that, 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.360 but famous Amos, and it was now sucked up by 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:16.840 I think Kellogg's or Keebler or one of them. One 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.840 of them owns it now. But anyway, so I was 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.360 a cookie standing in my Let's backtrack a second. So 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:25.680 in the in the late eighties, my dad co owned 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:27.920 a famous Amos store in California. I think it was 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.280 at Santa Monica or somewhere over there in that area, 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.120 or downtown LA. I think it was because it got robbed. 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.000 So it was downtown La I remember, and I was 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:38.400 standing outside the store in a famous Amos cookie costumes, 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:40.760 satin cookie. I can't peek cans in it. I don't 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.000 like peak cans. And so I would stand there with 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:46.560 a tray and people would come and take samples of cookies. 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:48.440 And there was this one guy that just kept coming 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:51.240 around the block and I got scared, so I went 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:53.280 to the store because I was like, Dad, he keeps 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:56.360 coming and he's taking all the cookies. And then a 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:57.840 guy that worked in the store robbed it a couple 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.040 of months later and they went out of business. But 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:01.480 but we did have at the end of it, we 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.280 had cases of famous aim As cookie dough in our 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:07.040 freezer for months and we just kept eating. That was 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:09.280 like before eating cookie dough was a thing. We ate 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:12.080 cookie dough forever. How you're not on six hundred pounds, 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.240 life astounds me. I was, and I'm back down to 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:17.880 two hundred, so I succeeded. And then after that, so 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:20.480 of course I was in radio after that, and so 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:25.640 I think I was probably fifteen at BLI on Long Island. 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.120 I have many stories about being a mascot there, but 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:30.480 the first one I had to be in the Giant 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:33.000 Junior Radio is what they called it, and it was 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:36.240 a walkman. It was a big inflatable walkman. Yeah, and 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.600 you had to wear this like forty pound battery pack 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.600 on you and plug it in and this thing would 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:43.480 inflate around. You'd be, you know, and you would be 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.960 looking out the speaker because the speaker was the mouth 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:49.360 and that's what you'd be looking out of. And there 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:51.760 was this one time where we did a Christmas tree 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.840 lighting in some plaza by a big tree on Long Island, 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:59.120 and the mascot from the other station, KJO ninety eight 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:02.760 point three is Lucky the Duck, and so August of 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:04.840 Wind came and knocked me over. Oh it was this 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:07.320 big eight foot I was a big eight foot walkman, 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:09.320 and so I fell on my back and I had 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:11.680 no staff with me because I was just walking away 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:15.240 from the truck, and so I just remember Lucky the 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:20.240 Duck standing over me and laughing, laughing, and then Lucky 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:21.800 the Duck walked away and did not help me to 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:23.840 my feet. So I was down there for a good 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:27.919 minute or two before somebody from my team came. But 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:29.600 then I took the thing to a drunken high school 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:31.560