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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to a holloween episode of Two
Speaker 3: Cool Moms. I'll Steve Byrne, and I'm joined right now
Speaker 3: by my co host. His name is Joe Gatto. Now
Speaker 3: I don't know what he's dressed ass, so we're gonna
Speaker 3: see here in a second. Just what Joe is coming in?
Speaker 3: Trick or treat ass. Here we go, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: The microphone is behind you. I don't want your I
Speaker 1: don't want your shell to hit your Are you are?
Speaker 4: You are?
Speaker 3: Raphael?
Speaker 1: This distance is not good, so I can't sit down.
Speaker 5: I have to do the episode standing.
Speaker 1: Choked down by the back. Welcome to Too Cool Mines.
Speaker 3: You look great, Elvis, thank you a little much. You
Speaker 3: look pretty cool.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 1: This is not going to be good for me. You
Speaker 1: look great dude, you I just tried to use my
Speaker 1: phone and couldn't recognize you. Oh, it's cool to see you, Jack.
Speaker 1: I'm jacked. I have to be as I went as
Speaker 1: Jack Rafael folloween. Yeah, man, I love the fake muscles.
Speaker 1: I was gonna get one of those t Rex inflatable ones, like,
Speaker 1: but I don't know how I would sit down and
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be good for sounds. Yeah, you look awesome.
Speaker 5: Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 3: Who is your favorite teenage muet Ninja turtle?
Speaker 1: They only had my favorite turtle in the medium, Donna Tello,
Speaker 1: so I had to go at Raffael. It was the
Speaker 1: only XL they had, the only x L A. The
Speaker 1: fake muscles really made me, really make it for me.
Speaker 5: I think it's really fun.
Speaker 1: You look jacked.
Speaker 3: I think you're gonna role play tonight with with the missus.
Speaker 3: I think you're gonna like this.
Speaker 6: I picked up a splinter alphit you're gonna go on
Speaker 6: April O'Neil. Oh, no, you don't know how I get down.
Speaker 6: This is annoying to It is like in my eyes, I.
Speaker 1: Can't really see I have all that well look you look,
Speaker 1: you look I look like I'm playing dress up I'm
Speaker 1: not necessarily a superhero.
Speaker 3: If the bad guy was pulling off a bank, heister back.
Speaker 3: We'll keep going.
Speaker 1: Not too much, too much toxic waste. He's a little
Speaker 1: too radio active.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 3: I had the last time you dressed up? Do you
Speaker 3: dress up on all wek?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well we do the family stuff sometimes.
Speaker 1: So what was the last thing you dressed up as?
Speaker 1: I was? My son was is obsessed with minions, right,
Speaker 1: so he wanted to do Minion. So I dressed up
Speaker 1: as grew and he was that he was a minion.
Speaker 1: But then my daughter changed her mind and she was
Speaker 1: something else, like a unicorn, like a zombie or something.
Speaker 5: And then so it didn't make sense as a family
Speaker 5: unit anymore.
Speaker 1: And Bessie had like a minion T shirt on, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I had the full grow going.
Speaker 3: But that was like the least amount of effort from
Speaker 3: from best, Like just a T shirt does it?
Speaker 5: She used to get into a big time we did.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite ones we did was when we
Speaker 1: first had our some of our old dogs and Milana.
Speaker 1: It was, well, you can't think me seriously. I'm want
Speaker 1: to talk to you about your mortgage. Have you done
Speaker 1: a state planning. I look like Nafiel our captains here,
Speaker 1: though you look great, Mark whole for duty.
Speaker 7: I had to walk out of the room when Joe
Speaker 7: was putting on the outfit. I literally thought he fell
Speaker 7: to the floor because.
Speaker 1: He said I can't breathe and he rolled. I needed
Speaker 1: help with the shell, but there doesn't match. It gets
Speaker 1: held off my velt crow and he didn't do it
Speaker 1: too far apart and he was trying to push it together.
Speaker 7: The back is supposed to be velcrowed together, but it's
Speaker 7: too small so it doesn't belk row, so the real
Speaker 7: shell doesn't.
Speaker 5: This is an Excel Yeah, biggest one they had.
Speaker 1: Well you like the turtles. I can't if you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to carry this whole. I can't breathe. My nuts
Speaker 1: are in my throat. I'm getting choked out.
Speaker 3: What was your favorite Halloween?
Speaker 1: Bessie's first Halloween in New York was kind of fun.
Speaker 1: We did the parade down and uh, we went on that.
Speaker 1: We went to like a scary house that was a
Speaker 1: really fun when we walked around the parade and stuff.
Speaker 1: I didn't I'm not big halloween guy. I didn't really
Speaker 1: enjoy Halloween that much growing up. I grew up in
Speaker 1: a and I was white guy in my neighborhood, so
Speaker 1: it wasn't very fun for me.
Speaker 5: I was running a lot of Halloween.
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time running my dad.
Speaker 5: We used to we used to shampoo, you know, no shampoo,
Speaker 5: shame cream. You know, we did shame and cream. And
Speaker 5: there was a girl in my neighborhood with big.
Speaker 1: Kazungas and she's just be covered in handprints and my
Speaker 1: mom so she goes, and she goes. I guess she
Speaker 1: got in a sham and cream fight. And she's like,
Speaker 1: I love Halloween. But we didn't really, I didn't really.
Speaker 1: I stopped dressing up early. I remember my mom. It
Speaker 1: was for Halloween and we had needed an outfit for Halloween.
Speaker 1: My mom forgot, so she sent me as a wizard.
Speaker 1: And what it was was she my mom had costume jewelry.
Speaker 1: So she got her biggest, gaudiest one. Tell your story please.
Speaker 1: She got her biggest good and no one's will be
Speaker 1: able to take me serious in this all episode good.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Yeah, should I lose the mask?
Speaker 1: You can lose it? Yeah, because you keep it looks
Speaker 1: like your eyes green that it's all fun. So my
Speaker 1: mom got her gordy like piece of costume jewely, and
Speaker 1: it looked like an amulet.
Speaker 5: So she put it on me.
Speaker 1: I wore my I wore my brown bathrobe, and she
Speaker 1: went and got a stick from the backyard.
Speaker 5: And my mom used to wear wigs, so she had
Speaker 5: a wig and she put it on me, and I
Speaker 5: went as a wizard.
Speaker 1: Did you get beat up?
Speaker 5: Oh my god? I got made so much fun of that.
Speaker 1: But I had all these things, but it was like
Speaker 1: it was like the late eighties, like eighties, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: so people weren't really It was always.
Speaker 5: Plastic costumes anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those those like masks, I remember they had a
Speaker 3: little slit and they would cut the ship on your lips.
Speaker 3: It was it was like not come the worst, the worst.
Speaker 1: It was like and by the way around the neck too,
Speaker 1: like yeah, you could get cut up.
Speaker 3: It had the one little elastic rope always broke, always
Speaker 3: snapped me. And then it's just like a garbage bag
Speaker 3: with like tie fighters on it, and it's like this
Speaker 3: is the You look back on those costumes, they could
Speaker 3: they look kind of scary, to be honest with you.
Speaker 5: Did you do the Superman one?
Speaker 1: Always Superman?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Always Superman. I was a Star Wars one year Darth Vader.
Speaker 3: I went Darthy, went to the Dark Side, went to
Speaker 3: the Dark Side, to the Dark Side.
Speaker 5: I was a I was a Jedi once, same same cost.
Speaker 5: My mom just gave me a painted.
Speaker 1: A stick like yellow. She's like, now it's a lightsaber
Speaker 1: an same wig. No, I was, Yeah, I became I remember.
Speaker 1: We did a lot of like.
Speaker 5: Those.
Speaker 1: We went to Kresky's was our store, which is basically
Speaker 1: the five and Dying by Us, and they had them
Speaker 1: all lined up in the boxes, all the masks, and
Speaker 1: you got to pick who you wanted to be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was so excited. And then one year my
Speaker 1: sister wanted to be Raggedy Ann. I was like six
Speaker 1: or seven. It's like one of my first memories. And
Speaker 1: my mom was like, you could be Raggedy Andy or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't even want to be raggy.
Speaker 1: I want I was like that year I think it
Speaker 1: was like Yoda. So I was like, I want to
Speaker 1: be like any Walk or whatever.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, She's like, no, you're gonna be Raggedy Andy. So
Speaker 5: I was a Raggedy Andy one years.
Speaker 1: Like this is the worst ever.
Speaker 3: With the red hair, and I came with a red.
Speaker 5: Hair like a little wig thing. Stupid. Those masks are scary, though,
Speaker 5: you're right, horrible.
Speaker 3: But these kids these days, like the costumes are legit, legit.
Speaker 3: You look like Deadpool, you look like Wolverine.
Speaker 1: And the Transformers one you see the kids come out
Speaker 1: as Optimus Prime and then they go down and then
Speaker 1: drive away.
Speaker 3: It's like impossible, unbelievable the costumes these days. But uh,
Speaker 3: my favorite was I was Ghostbusters come out and I
Speaker 3: had no I had an astronaut outfit, right, so it
Speaker 3: was it was already like gray, so I just.
Speaker 5: Just take it off, cut my eyeballs had.
Speaker 1: I just threw a knapsack on.
Speaker 3: I put a hose in it like I had a
Speaker 3: short hose and I duct taped it to my gun
Speaker 3: and I had these moon boots and I went out
Speaker 3: as a Ghostbuster and my dad made me like a
Speaker 3: little thing for my side. And that was to this day.
Speaker 3: Was like it was my coolest gifts.
Speaker 1: The coolest, littest one, right, coolest one, and I made
Speaker 1: it myself, the diy one that's gone away, right. I
Speaker 1: feel like parents make it for their kids, like but
Speaker 1: like they're badass. Like you said, I don't think there's
Speaker 1: like any yanky ones anymore. I love throw it together
Speaker 1: kind of. Yeah. There there was this guy Jeff Scott
Speaker 1: who was Gerald No no no.
Speaker 3: If it was Jeff Scott's but he was the piano
Speaker 3: player at the comedy store but also make up artists.
Speaker 3: So every year he'd come in like with the Greatest,
Speaker 3: the Greatest. One year he came as pee Wee hermony
Speaker 3: looked just like him, and the other year he'd always
Speaker 3: do like fangoria stuff and like Werewolf and it was
Speaker 3: decked out. He was the one where I was like, Wow,
Speaker 3: that guy lives for Halloween really looked awesome. Favorite Halloween
Speaker 3: candy is.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna play a quick game with you
Speaker 1: good called yeah your name okay, hit it hit the
Speaker 1: music well the Halloween version of yeah your nay yay
Speaker 1: or yeah your nay okay trigger. I'll give you two
Speaker 1: options and you tell I'll give you a thing. You
Speaker 1: tell me yay it's good, nay. You shouldn't be doing it, okay?
Speaker 1: Do I go back and forth or just you no?
Speaker 1: I If you like good, I have prepared ones good.
Speaker 1: I thought about this for the past five minutes right right?
Speaker 1: Trigger treating as a teenager yay, yay. You liked teenagers
Speaker 1: or trick or treating?
Speaker 3: Love it?
Speaker 5: Okay? Do they need to be in costume?
Speaker 1: Yay?
Speaker 5: Yeah they have to be right, you have to be okay.
Speaker 1: So if a teenager just shows something like daning don
Speaker 1: give me your candy, that's not right. That's a nay. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it has to be.
Speaker 4: In that booo.
Speaker 1: I didn't, did you?
Speaker 5: How long did you trick or treat till you were
Speaker 5: how old are we?
Speaker 1: Probably high school? High school and then college.
Speaker 3: You go to college and it was just like you're
Speaker 3: just getting dressed up to go out. And I remember
Speaker 3: I look back on this and I just thank god
Speaker 3: I didn't. I loved what's happening. Do you remember what's
Speaker 3: happening when I was a kid? Yeah? Re Run and
Speaker 3: Dwayne Way, that's Fight Outward. Sorry. I loved what's happening.
Speaker 3: So I went to Shirley, did you Yeah? And I
Speaker 3: just had a Rob's I made a Rob's Place because
Speaker 3: her costume was just a shirt that just in Rob's Place.
Speaker 3: So I just had a shirt that's Rob's Place, and
Speaker 3: I got an afro. I didn't do black face than god,
Speaker 3: I would even back then, you know, like, don't do that.
Speaker 3: I would never do. But but I went to Surely
Speaker 3: and nobody got it. I was like, does does nobody remember?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That was my favorite show as soon as I
Speaker 3: come home from school, throw it on UA Chef fifty
Speaker 3: three in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I kible your room and I would watch.
Speaker 1: I would watch What's happening? That's crazy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that was that was my That was one
Speaker 3: of my favorite costumes.
Speaker 1: And it was you're a big at, do it yourself
Speaker 1: kind of guy. Yeah. But I that was the last
Speaker 1: time I ever dressed up. I haven't since maybe till today.
Speaker 3: One year, I want to Oath with my kids and
Speaker 3: I was Boba Fet but it was like the Walmart
Speaker 3: Boba Fet thing was.
Speaker 5: I wasn't like the real one like you have in
Speaker 5: your house.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would love to go like Coseplay and go all
Speaker 3: in and get some some cool stuff. Okay, let me candy, yeah,
Speaker 3: r nay Reese's peanut butter cups, the Yaeist, the Yeast
Speaker 3: of all the as Okay, jam Almond Joy the Neist.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't like Coco so cocaine. That's a big thing
Speaker 5: there for my kids.
Speaker 1: Know, they give it to me. The mounds to people
Speaker 1: give you the mounds.
Speaker 3: I'll get some mounds. But almond Joy's very popular. Skittles,
Speaker 3: I go neay, nay.
Speaker 1: On taste the rainbow, I don't like it. Wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I go Ree's if I'm going. If I'm going that
Speaker 1: type of Vessel's pieces, eminem or I go Recei's piece
Speaker 1: Recus pieces. My faves chocolate m and m's.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, I go nay. I like mixing them up.
Speaker 1: Give me the peanut.
Speaker 5: You gotta go peanut over that. You didn't say it
Speaker 5: was a do it all right.
Speaker 1: But if I if I'm somebody's offering me a peanut
Speaker 1: regular eminem, I'm taking it. Okay, Yeah, Taffy get out,
Speaker 1: yeah your nay ready Yeah.
Speaker 5: Money when you go trick or treat and they give you.
Speaker 3: Nickels, yay yay. Yeah, I mean I'd rather have candy.
Speaker 3: I had somebody I had a bag of nickels I had.
Speaker 3: I wish it was nickels.
Speaker 1: She used to give you five pennies and an apple
Speaker 1: slice in a in.
Speaker 5: His buck bag. Ready, this monster, this was missus.
Speaker 1: She lives across the street from us. She was what
Speaker 1: the fun was her name? Missus bes to be She
Speaker 1: had to be in her sixties. Missus call my sister call?
Speaker 1: Was she in her sixties?
Speaker 5: You have calls number? I think she was in her sixties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, only an older person would like somebody that that
Speaker 3: need a great depression?
Speaker 1: Yeah? She So she used to wrap in She would
Speaker 1: make her own bag and in it she would take
Speaker 1: five pennies and wrap it in saran wrap and then
Speaker 1: take an apple slice and put it in and put
Speaker 1: it in like a little ziploc bag and give everybody
Speaker 1: that do you have calls? You have nie Zummer. That's
Speaker 1: very sweet. Though as a kid, though, you're gonna go
Speaker 1: this sucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 3: But as an adult you think, oh, that's very sweet
Speaker 3: that she would take the time to do that for
Speaker 3: the kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. But I was like when we got
Speaker 1: it, it was like who.
Speaker 5: Gives an apple slice and whatever? But fruit yeah your
Speaker 5: nae nay, big nay, No, you get fruit at home.
Speaker 7: Big names like a Clementine. People drop clementines in on.
Speaker 1: Were you treating? They do that up and Boston they
Speaker 1: drop a Clementines.
Speaker 7: On i'd have well, no, that's true. You get Clementines.
Speaker 7: Everyone smiled. The little orange Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have
Speaker 7: ven you.
Speaker 5: Want with them?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Just text him and say can I have calls number?
Speaker 5: Joe's asking. Don't ask if any calls number. That's not good.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 5: What's the easiest way for me to get myself? All right?
Speaker 5: Let me think about this missus b across the street.
Speaker 7: Butter's Worth.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Buttersworth Beadino. No, it's gonna fucking haunt me.
Speaker 1: I'll get back to you. Okay. This is you know
Speaker 1: that thing when you don't Okay, you're ready? Yeah you're not.
Speaker 1: I got another your nag, Yeah, your nay. Adult only
Speaker 1: Halloween parties yay.
Speaker 5: You like those? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like people that throw it off. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've never gone to one, but so yeah, I because
Speaker 3: I'm always working. But my wife goes, and I think
Speaker 3: they're cool.
Speaker 1: She goes by herself.
Speaker 3: In our neighborhood, got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's adult only. I find those weird when
Speaker 1: the kids aren't invited. It's just like the adults growing up.
Speaker 3: I think it's a fun excuse to put on some costumes,
Speaker 3: and I think it's.
Speaker 1: Drop the keys and a fish bowl.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that for me, that's a night I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like an adult costume party. No, no, why.
Speaker 1: I think it's weird. I think it's like that. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like Halloween is like comes from the children,
Speaker 1: doesn't it.
Speaker 3: I have a friend named Ryan. Ryan doesn't have a kid.
Speaker 5: I have a friend named Sam getting just name, no friends.
Speaker 3: But Ryan specifically lives for Halloween. It's like his thing.
Speaker 3: And he'll have a costume party with his wife, and
Speaker 3: I think, well, okay, that's pretty cool. That's their thing.
Speaker 3: He doesn't get as jazz for Thanksgiving or New Year's
Speaker 3: but got it. Halloween's his go to.
Speaker 5: That's a jam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was he always has one. I'm always
Speaker 3: on the road.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool that he gets.
Speaker 3: And he dressed up as a teddy Beard he which
Speaker 3: I was like, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: He got the bear costume and put the thing on it,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh, that's pretty sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love a pun costume. Yeah, a punny costume,
Speaker 1: I think are great. You see some real great ones.
Speaker 1: Those are always di y, by the way, you have
Speaker 1: to those are fun, Okay. I got a year. Your
Speaker 1: nae for you? Okay, yeah or nay.
Speaker 3: As an adult, you walk with your kids.
Speaker 5: While they're trick or treating up through a certain age.
Speaker 1: Yes, what's the age?
Speaker 5: Probably twelve?
Speaker 1: Twelve? Yeah really, I think my twel year old should
Speaker 1: probably walk around by themselves. I'll be on the streets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I won't be with them to the doors, gotcha.
Speaker 1: Yeah you don't think ten. I could do it ten.
Speaker 1: Let's me in the middle. Let's do eleven. I feel
Speaker 1: like twelve is the right age to be doing a
Speaker 1: lot of the cut and loose. We have a deal.
Speaker 1: Welcome to shark Tank. I got yea nay for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah nay.
Speaker 5: Decorate your house following.
Speaker 3: H yay, but nay, I don't. But my wife and daughter.
Speaker 3: My daughter goes nuts for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So as soon as it was October first, can we.
Speaker 5: Get this stup?
Speaker 1: Can we get this stuff? Yes? Of course? Okay, she
Speaker 1: got her a lot. Yeah your nay for you? H
Speaker 1: nay for me big time? No, No, I don't do
Speaker 1: anything because you never outside your house. That's for other people.
Speaker 5: They don't need that. Go see what you need to see.
Speaker 5: Yeah nay on this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. R nay inflatables for the decorations, Nay.
Speaker 3: I would say, yay, Christmas Christmas, Yay, Christmas Christmas, Yay.
Speaker 1: I like Christmas in flatable Yeah. Do you like the
Speaker 1: do you like the yay? Andy getting scared by the decorations?
Speaker 1: Do you you like Do you like those?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I like those? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your nay Haunted house nay nay.
Speaker 1: I pushed my wife through them that Halloween I was
Speaker 1: talking about. We went through the one down downtown. They
Speaker 1: have a nice, big one. You know they do that
Speaker 1: house of horrors whatever the hell it is downtown. What's
Speaker 1: that house of horrors that Daniel Monaro does? Blood manner?
Speaker 1: So they do blood manner? Right, This is a big
Speaker 1: thing you go through, but it's in like a storage
Speaker 1: facility that they have taken over a certain part of it,
Speaker 1: So you have to go room to room and all
Speaker 1: the actors are waiting inside. So I would just wait,
Speaker 1: I'd push, I'd push my sister. I pushed, I pushed
Speaker 1: my wife into the room. Everybody would come out to
Speaker 1: scare and I'd walk into like, hey.
Speaker 3: Guys, so they all took the fucking She loves she
Speaker 3: loves scary, she loves have you ever done, like the
Speaker 3: universal scream is legit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3: And I kept thinking, Okay.
Speaker 5: Halloween her knights down at University.
Speaker 3: You're talking, They're not going to get me again. I mean,
Speaker 3: I've got this fit. Nope, they constantly reinvent ways to
Speaker 3: get you. Were You're watching the thing on the screen
Speaker 3: and then the guy comes out of the screen and
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, this.
Speaker 1: They do the ones where I have neighbors in my
Speaker 1: in my oldhood where they would sit and wait for
Speaker 1: the kids and scare the kids, like coming out of the.
Speaker 5: Bushes and things.
Speaker 1: Oh, but pretend there's one guy who's great. He pretended
Speaker 1: that he was one year, for like two or three
Speaker 1: years in a row, he would sit as a clown
Speaker 1: and have the bowl of canyon says take one, and
Speaker 1: when they would come, he would he.
Speaker 5: Would just go. It wouldn't be big or whatever, he
Speaker 5: would just go. He would just goy.
Speaker 1: Halloween in the case were like freak out because whatever.
Speaker 1: So everybody knew that. Everybody, even everybody's you know one
Speaker 1: the same time. Then the next year, like the fourth
Speaker 1: year in he bakes in a mannequin and he.
Speaker 5: Hides behind the bush.
Speaker 1: No, so everybody's coming to get it whatever and whatever
Speaker 1: that waiting for to go have you Halloween? And he
Speaker 1: came up behind them and yelloween rit. It was like
Speaker 1: the long long, like four years into make it. That's you,
Speaker 1: that's me for sure. That was cool.
Speaker 5: I thought that was really cool.
Speaker 3: What I do is because my wife will go out
Speaker 3: with the kids, I'll stay home because I don't like
Speaker 3: I don't like leaving the ball. I like, you gotta
Speaker 3: ring the doorbell, give us some formality. And I like
Speaker 3: seeing what the kids are dressed up as too. It's
Speaker 3: pretty cool. But I have a bowl of rocks and
Speaker 3: I go just pick a rock and they go, no,
Speaker 3: come on, is this real? And I'm like, I'm the kid.
Speaker 3: And then I pull up the candy.
Speaker 1: That's right. That's my tricks there to the tree.
Speaker 5: Nice.
Speaker 1: You need both need both. The ball thing, I went
Speaker 1: in full pursuit one year. I tell you about this.
Speaker 1: You go all in. You know, somebody stole the ball
Speaker 1: from my front steps. And what happened on a nest
Speaker 1: camera on my ring doorbell.
Speaker 3: Who was it a shelt or kids?
Speaker 1: It was it was shoes. She walked by herself in
Speaker 1: the back. No ring the bell nothing, not even in
Speaker 1: a costume. Coming home from school, walks by, sees the thing,
Speaker 1: doesn't double take like this, nobody's around. Takes the ball
Speaker 1: open as a backpack, show puts the ball back right.
Speaker 1: I see my dogs a bark and I saw I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, some moys come. Wait for somebody to
Speaker 1: ring the bell because she's the ball's empty.
Speaker 5: I go, what happened to here? I go back in
Speaker 5: the camp.
Speaker 1: I see it.
Speaker 5: I see her outfit. I get in the car.
Speaker 1: You run in the neighborhood ready. I see her walking
Speaker 1: with somebody else. They're walking by the McDonald's. They built
Speaker 1: have backpacks and they're looking at their backpacks for all
Speaker 1: the things they've stolen. And I blow up. I cut
Speaker 1: in front of them, over traffic and blow up on
Speaker 1: the sidewalk, lean on the horn, and I rolled down
Speaker 1: the window. I said, give them back my candy? Did
Speaker 1: you really? What are you talking about? I said, give
Speaker 1: back my canere. Sorry, my camera takes in your backpack.
Speaker 1: As she goes to walk by my car and I
Speaker 1: pin it against the fence. She can't walk it anymore.
Speaker 1: I pinned the car. I blocked a wire. I said, no,
Speaker 1: open your backpack I know what's in there. I said,
Speaker 1: you got my stickers. I'm yelling. I'm yelling at you.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's you're rolling hollowey for me, blah blah,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I do I did do it, and
Speaker 1: then they run the opposite away. I was on TV.
Speaker 1: I was on TV at this point. It's like my.
Speaker 5: Second year of Jokers, my second season the Jokers.
Speaker 3: That is a I don't blame you. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: blame it me because it's for kids, but.
Speaker 1: To meet friends and you're stealing all the candy for
Speaker 1: yeah nice?
Speaker 5: How much candy do you need?
Speaker 1: I had a football? Yeah not good? Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah your name Sugar Daddies, Yeah okay, yay or nay Mars.
Speaker 1: I want to clarify that you meant the candy. Yeah great,
Speaker 1: yeah nay, because that's what I responded with the Mars.
Speaker 1: You know what, I haven't had a Mars bar in
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I can say
Speaker 1: that one with authority.
Speaker 5: We might have to get a Mars bar up in
Speaker 5: the air and taste it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, naire stickers, Yeah yeah, your nay one hundred grand?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love a Rice christ This is the greatest YA
Speaker 3: for me of all. I want you to know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: your name for you? The ya Rice Krispy Street neest.
Speaker 1: No, I hate Marshmallows, Get out of here, hate it.
Speaker 5: I hate I hate a Rice Krispy Street.
Speaker 1: That's the biggest yet and that's why it works.
Speaker 5: Well, that's not surprise Elvis. He loved the Rice Chris Your.
Speaker 3: Yeah, prob yeah your nay?
Speaker 1: Would you? But I would? Would you do like?
Speaker 5: Do you like yeah, your name Marshmallo. Do you like
Speaker 5: a standalone marshmallow?
Speaker 1: Nay?
Speaker 5: See Marshmallowki me not like a Marshalls.
Speaker 1: Kidd is it kills a Rice christ retreat kills a
Speaker 1: Smores for me?
Speaker 5: I don't like amors.
Speaker 3: You don't like a smor a nice campfire?
Speaker 1: You can't do it?
Speaker 5: No, but you know what I do.
Speaker 1: I got a hack, get a hack. I picked up
Speaker 1: on the top the TikTok from the kids. I put
Speaker 1: I do two grand crackers, and I put a Rice Crispy.
Speaker 5: I put rice for grab.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I put a ree peanut butter cup. Ah cho
Speaker 1: peanut butter number. You can't do this, Stabby with the stick.
Speaker 1: You gotta do a Tom down.
Speaker 5: Tom's to.
Speaker 8: My Frisco is a huge fan of them. My yeah,
Speaker 8: your na Cisco. Yeah yeah, yeah, that was He's gonna
Speaker 8: get you. He's gonna get you.
Speaker 3: My French teacher, remember in eighth grade, did this thing
Speaker 3: where she's like, I'm going to give you guys a
Speaker 3: French snack.
Speaker 1: We're like, okay, and she brought out a.
Speaker 3: French roll and she cut it up fresh French bread. Okay,
Speaker 3: but it's fresh French roll. And then she just took
Speaker 3: a Hershey's bar and inserted it so it was a
Speaker 3: chocolate sandwich. Never had it in my life, like.
Speaker 1: A bog at, dude, she cuts at and puts in
Speaker 1: a Hurshey, wow, forgot a that's gonna be?
Speaker 3: Is that your French access.
Speaker 1: So it's basically a chocolate sandwich. It's a chocolate she
Speaker 1: called it chocolate. Whatever the friend did. She melt it.
Speaker 3: She gave you the option and.
Speaker 1: I just put it in there, dude, what's funny are you?
Speaker 1: I'm just imagining you?
Speaker 7: Was again and then the teacher going I'm going to
Speaker 7: give you guys all a French snack. As I also
Speaker 7: went to French kiss right away, but okay, you have.
Speaker 3: You have one of the greatest Halloween jokes.
Speaker 5: Yes, do.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: You and I remember we were on tour and you're like,
Speaker 3: You're like, I just don't know if I I'm like,
Speaker 3: do it. It's a great joke. I want to give
Speaker 3: you a Herssey's kiss, but I need consent. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that was like one of the That was such a
Speaker 3: great joke. I never doesn't even do it anymore.
Speaker 7: Never done it on stage?
Speaker 3: You never did it? Come on, dude, that's such a
Speaker 3: great He has.
Speaker 1: This thing where he thinks of great jokes and he
Speaker 1: just doesn't do him on stage. He leaves all the
Speaker 1: bad ones for stage. No puok is gold.
Speaker 5: Trick. Hershey's Kiss, though, for me it's too plain.
Speaker 3: That's an a you know what, you know what, you
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 1: Hershey's kissed fucking wrestled its way into Christmas with the
Speaker 1: multi colored right and there's always a ball. My mom
Speaker 1: was big on the bowl of red, silver and green
Speaker 1: wrapped kisses they took. They knew they were putting up
Speaker 1: the points on the board for Halloween, so they had
Speaker 1: to come in for Christmas.
Speaker 5: Because when you knocking out a peppermint, we'll get a
Speaker 5: ship about that.
Speaker 1: East has got the peep. They could have went for that.
Speaker 5: The peep sucks.
Speaker 1: I hate a peep.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and you like Marshmallow again. Peep's dead for.
Speaker 3: Me, Patty, Yeah, your name the character. Yeah, they Nona.
Speaker 5: I don't like mint.
Speaker 1: I don't like it either.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't do a peppermint. I don't like the
Speaker 5: pepmin at all.
Speaker 1: You know what. You know what I kind of liked
Speaker 1: and then didn't like, and now I'm back on it
Speaker 1: was a word of the original. Oh, my grandma used
Speaker 1: to I used to drop them like they were hot.
Speaker 1: I loved them. Then I got old.
Speaker 5: I was like, this is gross, and now I'm back.
Speaker 5: I'm back to her grace. Yeah, you know what they came.
Speaker 1: That's a sneaky Halloween.
Speaker 5: I like that sneaky Halloween. Yeah, that's also I'm moving
Speaker 5: the bedroom.
Speaker 1: It's a sneaky Helloween. Do you ever get a sneak Galloween?
Speaker 5: The life Savers.
Speaker 1: Right, the role? Yeah, that that delivery device got completely
Speaker 1: taken over by other hard candies that had no room
Speaker 1: in the realm. The words is original. Now does the
Speaker 1: life Saver's role do they really? Yeah?
Speaker 5: You get to sleep in them sleep That's what I'm looking.
Speaker 3: For I assume the bag of them. But if you
Speaker 3: can get a sleep.
Speaker 1: I do that.
Speaker 5: You get to sleep, but then you have to pop
Speaker 5: them like this.
Speaker 3: When's the last time you bought a candy bar?
Speaker 5: What time is it? Dumb question?
Speaker 1: What like you you should be like? I took it
Speaker 1: as let's talk.
Speaker 5: You exercise with that delivery?
Speaker 3: Well, no, I I wonder when you bought.
Speaker 1: Candy bar yesterday? What did you get yesterday? I bought
Speaker 1: a Well, I bought it for my daughter. We were
Speaker 1: out together and she got a Snickers. But yeah for
Speaker 1: me probably uh the airport when Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just got the airport two three days ago.
Speaker 1: Reese's sticks you go the sticks sticks are not bad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, game changer take five.
Speaker 5: Has has has hit the Kingdom? Come for me, butterfinger?
Speaker 1: Yeah your n nay? No, love the younger that I loved,
Speaker 1: the younger that fell off of me a payday, I
Speaker 1: became a pay Nay. I've never a but a butter finger. No,
Speaker 1: I love the payday back in the day.
Speaker 3: Butterfingers fantastic.
Speaker 5: You know what, I haven't had it every long time again,
Speaker 5: so I might jump back.
Speaker 1: To revisit that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hudder, grand is the best one hundred grands great
Speaker 3: Almond Joy is my go to though.
Speaker 1: Really you gotta line up. You go to Almond Joy.
Speaker 5: I do the four pack, of course you do. I
Speaker 5: mean you're not an idiot.
Speaker 1: I like taking on one byte because you get the
Speaker 1: all coconut so oh, because you can't you have to
Speaker 1: commit to When does the almond into the mouth? Do
Speaker 1: you do? One bite flipski one bite almond? Yep, you do,
Speaker 1: And I'm proud of you for that because that's the
Speaker 1: only way to eat it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all full, allholecom ahole.
Speaker 1: You just eat the whole half, just throw it in
Speaker 1: because then you get the whole experience together. How about this?
Speaker 1: Yeah or nay?
Speaker 3: Caramel apple m for Halloween.
Speaker 1: We've got a big ya coming in from the Captain.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I have top ten favorite treats.
Speaker 3: Caramel apple with peanuts. I am all over.
Speaker 1: Kramel apples for sure, Candy Apple go fuck you, Candy
Speaker 1: Apple discrikes a mess of me, my mouth and everything
Speaker 1: in between. You're ruined for the day, for the week,
Speaker 1: most of the time. For the week, you got reds
Speaker 1: that won't things red for good two to three weeks
Speaker 1: that shouldn't be red you're all color, your sticky. You
Speaker 1: gotta stick on you. You can't get rid of you.
Speaker 1: Got to shake somebody's hand. Now they're walking with you
Speaker 1: because you can't get rid of them.
Speaker 5: It's the worst.
Speaker 1: I hate candy, apple.
Speaker 3: Candy apples the most.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or bob of for apples, fun activity bob and
Speaker 1: for apples.
Speaker 3: I haven't done that since I was a kid. But yeah,
Speaker 3: hay ride, love.
Speaker 1: A hay ride, hay riding.
Speaker 5: Yay. Pumpkin picking Yeah your name.
Speaker 3: Yeay, Yeah, I love a pumpkin.
Speaker 1: It's not much picking apple picking. Yeah, pumpkin. It's like
Speaker 1: pumpkin choosing. Yeah, I'll take this one. You know you
Speaker 1: don't pick.
Speaker 3: They don't pick pumpkin seeds, roasted pumpkin seeds.
Speaker 5: People love a roasted pumpkin seed.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm gonna be on the fence with that one.
Speaker 7: Oh, I love it, Jiggy, No, I'm a no on
Speaker 7: a pumpkin.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: My wife got the salted or roast the packets where
Speaker 3: you get like the garlic parmesean, get the flavored ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is game. I love you like those?
Speaker 3: Yeah, love it. She does a great job here.
Speaker 5: I'll try a pumpkin. I'll try a pumpkin seed. Then
Speaker 5: it's great.
Speaker 1: Mail me some.
Speaker 5: I'll take some.
Speaker 7: Do you slice the caramel apple? Do you bite it
Speaker 7: right off the stick?
Speaker 1: Slice it? Slice it?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's better experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have to going to get the activity is to
Speaker 1: eat the apple right aftick.
Speaker 7: It's really hard.
Speaker 1: We had it is hard. I had a similar situation,
Speaker 1: similar revolting Take that it is harder. But things that
Speaker 1: are hard in life are worth the battle. Kids, I'm
Speaker 1: talking to you now. If something's hard, don't be hot. Kids,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you now. Okay, don't be afraid to
Speaker 1: go get something that's hard, because that's important in life.
Speaker 1: Adversity makes you stronger power. We answer some questions for
Speaker 1: the kids out there. How would you bring the gun show?
Speaker 7: Let's jump into it. Kat has a question. She's in college.
Speaker 7: It's my first year at college and I'm goth and
Speaker 7: Halloween is usually a massive deal for me. But I
Speaker 7: have classes until eight thirty pm. Do I party hard
Speaker 7: and go to the frat parties or stay in study
Speaker 7: and watch horror movies?
Speaker 5: What does your dress up for goth?
Speaker 1: Did she just like take the makeble? She just died.
Speaker 5: Reverse for a day.
Speaker 1: What do I do? I mean, you say you got
Speaker 1: you go even though it's late, it's okay, you still
Speaker 1: get You got a couple hours. You could get in
Speaker 1: there and nobody's going to be a classes. Yeah, on Halloween,
Speaker 1: no dip.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite, my favorite things to do was
Speaker 3: just take off from class and just watch the prices
Speaker 3: right in days of our lives. I loved it in college, really,
Speaker 3: it was my favorite. I go downstairs to the food hall,
Speaker 3: I get a turkey, sub gets salt and vinegar chips.
Speaker 3: I just blow off classes, just watch spin that wheel.
Speaker 3: I like the yodeling Swedish.
Speaker 1: Of course, that was great. Shiker I didn't do. I
Speaker 1: didn't cut class till my senior year of college. No
Speaker 1: cut a class to my senior year of college, and
Speaker 1: then I realized. I was like, I don't.
Speaker 5: Everybody was hanging out.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend and some friends were hanging out on the lawn.
Speaker 1: They didn't have a class till the class after mine
Speaker 1: and I had to go to class and I was
Speaker 1: like I gotta go, and she was like, don't go.
Speaker 5: And I was like I gotta go, and she's.
Speaker 1: Like why, She's like, you have an a already like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Just go, don't go, It's fun,
Speaker 1: You'll be all right. And I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna go. And I felt like so bad.
Speaker 5: Really tell my mother for like a year, like.
Speaker 1: I felt bad when I went to class. I want
Speaker 1: to teach. You're like, I foul in this guy. We
Speaker 1: could be doing better with this one. But you never
Speaker 1: did the the audio recorders.
Speaker 5: No, you never did that.
Speaker 3: I did that all the time. I am shocked to
Speaker 3: this day I graduated. I have nightmares.
Speaker 1: I wake up. I didn't finish your class, and I
Speaker 1: didn't finish that's a big I think that's a big rest.
Speaker 1: I have it one all the time too, all the time.
Speaker 5: I need a couple more credits, that whole thing. I
Speaker 5: hit that all the time.
Speaker 3: I would say to you, especially on a holiday, like
Speaker 3: a big party night like Halloween, get out.
Speaker 5: Get some memories, have some fun, be safe out there.
Speaker 5: I have a good time.
Speaker 1: I think being goth doesn't really matter. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know why the goth came into the situation. I think
Speaker 1: you could just go out and be you're watching Tim
Speaker 1: Burton either way, I don't know. Yeah, watch it. You
Speaker 1: can watch a scary movie when you come home too.
Speaker 1: You can do everything. You asked that question. You could
Speaker 1: do goth girl, You do it all, do it all.
Speaker 1: You know what I did last Halloween?
Speaker 3: I bought Dracula Frankenstein, Werewolf and I watched them that
Speaker 3: night when my kids went to bed, just to watch
Speaker 3: the originals. They're pretty short, but they are short, amazing looking.
Speaker 1: The transformation into the werewolf is still cinematic magic for.
Speaker 5: Yes, in the Werewolf movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unbelievable that back in the day like that
Speaker 1: they did it like that. I bought Invisible Man. I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to watching that.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is so I'm gonna watch that and Creature
Speaker 3: from uh, Black Lagoon, Black Lagoon, just all those universal
Speaker 3: classic horror.
Speaker 5: They tried to reboot that stuff. It didn't pan out.
Speaker 3: No, you know it was great, the Invisible Man that
Speaker 3: they did with Elizabeth Moss. Yes, that was really good,
Speaker 3: unreal And now the same people did Wolf Man this year,
Speaker 3: and I can't wait to.
Speaker 5: See that Wolfman's coming out. Yeah, I should see it,
Speaker 5: see it at midnight.
Speaker 1: There you go, all.
Speaker 7: Right, Hannah writes us, Hi moms, I live in a
Speaker 7: neighborhood that is big on Halloween, like the scary decorations
Speaker 7: of Halloween. They go all out. My twins are three
Speaker 7: years old and are easily scared. How can I get
Speaker 7: them to get through the scariness of Halloween. I'm not
Speaker 7: a fan of scary or horror things. Well, it's not
Speaker 7: my favorite holiday. I don't want my kids to miss
Speaker 7: out on the fun of dressing up and getting candy.
Speaker 3: You know what the thing is though, when the kids
Speaker 3: see other kids doing it, it's almost like you're giving
Speaker 3: them license to understand, No, this is fine. Like my
Speaker 3: son is scared to go on roller coasters and I go,
Speaker 3: can I just want you to know that girl is
Speaker 3: half your age and she just went on the roller
Speaker 3: coaster and she's smiling and laughing and it looks like
Speaker 3: she had fun. Comparison Yeah, And he's like, Okay, maybe
Speaker 3: I'll try it.
Speaker 1: Comparison courage.
Speaker 5: They call that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I at that age too. You just
Speaker 3: throw the kids in a wagon and walk around or
Speaker 3: place them gently.
Speaker 1: Chuck him up. Yeah, yeah, no, for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my suggestion.
Speaker 1: That's it. They'll walk come around. I think I think
Speaker 1: exposure here is key. You got to get them out
Speaker 1: and about and taking candy from strangers getting in vans,
Speaker 1: do it all they got to do. That's the weirdest
Speaker 1: thing about trigger treat right, It's like the one day year.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, go that's stranger's house and gets candy.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 5: I think that's what's hard though.
Speaker 1: I think that's definitely Exposure helps with anything new for kids. Exposure,
Speaker 1: Like you get that a lot too at like trampoline
Speaker 1: parks or things like that kids will get afraid of,
Speaker 1: but you know, you know they're gonna love. My son,
Speaker 1: Like my daughter in the beginning was afraid of the
Speaker 1: ballpitp But I'm like, look around. Every kid loves a ballpit,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: So I think exposure and having them around those things
Speaker 1: also scare them while they sleep, like scare your kids.
Speaker 1: Like I scam my kids all the time, not while
Speaker 1: they sleep, but I like, I I jump scam my
Speaker 1: kids all I get that jump. Yeah, you do that
Speaker 1: a little bit, just to get get the adrenaline flowing
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 5: You know, my son doesn't appreciate as much as my
Speaker 5: daughter does. My daughter loves it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, son is like, dad, stop it.
Speaker 5: I think a little boo every now and again is fun.
Speaker 3: Also, like they have those kid flashlights on Halloween, Yes,
Speaker 3: and you give them that and it makes them kind
Speaker 3: of less scared, and then it's.
Speaker 1: Like amulet of power, right they figure out they got
Speaker 1: they got a defense system. I think it's true. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all all those are good tips. I think exposure number one.
Speaker 1: You gotta you're definitely going to regret not having your
Speaker 1: kids like Halloween or especially during those some ages, because
Speaker 1: that's when some of the best memories are, Especially when
Speaker 1: the kids get up like to the six, seven, eight nine,
Speaker 1: like where I am now and all their friends are
Speaker 1: going and it's an excuse to be with their friends
Speaker 1: and doing something. You don't want to be them there
Speaker 1: the next day and they missed out on all the
Speaker 1: stories that are going with like right right, yeah, you
Speaker 1: want them to be part of the fun part.
Speaker 3: Don't be Yeah, I'm sure with three year olds, there's
Speaker 3: another mom out there that's going to have a kid
Speaker 3: in a stroller and you get together and.
Speaker 1: It's the age thing too, right, Three is pretty young. Yeah,
Speaker 1: three's pretty young. You want to go to the you know,
Speaker 1: you know, roll them through, only do.
Speaker 3: Do a half hour just to get three they're not gonna.
Speaker 7: Kelly hits us up. Any ideas for oh this could
Speaker 7: be fun to go a little back and forth. See
Speaker 7: any ideas for cheap dy Halloween costumes. I'm trying to
Speaker 7: use things around the house to keep costs down.
Speaker 1: My number one costume that I ever did, hands down.
Speaker 1: People at the party loved me. It was fun to do, easy.
Speaker 1: I got to wear what I wanted because I didn't
Speaker 1: like to wear costumes. I want his dry cleaning. You
Speaker 1: went what I was dry cleaning. So I had a
Speaker 1: shirt that I was going to. I was like, I
Speaker 1: wish I could just wear this shirt because we're looking.
Speaker 1: I had a blue long sleeve shirt. It was still
Speaker 1: in the plastic wrap with the tag on it, so
Speaker 1: I just put it on. I had the hanger in
Speaker 1: the back. I went his dry cleaning. I was a
Speaker 1: hit of the party. It was dry cleaning. It was
Speaker 1: so easy and it's so fun.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's great, that's a great idea.
Speaker 5: Cleaning is super easy.
Speaker 1: But the problem is that by the end of the party,
Speaker 1: it doesn't really breathe.
Speaker 3: So I was just so drenched.
Speaker 1: It was a blue shirt. It was like that Express
Speaker 1: turquoise blue shirt, you know, the one I'm talking about right,
Speaker 1: And I was drenched and you could see I was
Speaker 1: just like sweat, was like, oh, I should have brought
Speaker 1: the shirt. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The the fun like puns like you said, or like
Speaker 3: when you get together with a husband wife and they
Speaker 3: get to do the I forget, I don't know, the.
Speaker 1: Light socket and then and the out one. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: when they plug in together, and then the Christmas that's
Speaker 1: pretty cool.
Speaker 7: You could do a lot with like a white tea
Speaker 7: and some markers too. There's a lot of outfits you
Speaker 7: can dig into, just like clean white tea and Markers.
Speaker 5: Yes, this is my Halloween costume.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: Return to center, Parker asks if you could spend Halloween night,
Speaker 7: and oh I love this one.
Speaker 1: If you can spend.
Speaker 7: Halloween night in any Halloween horror movie, which would you
Speaker 7: choose and would you survive?
Speaker 1: I like, that's a fantastic answer. Overlook hotel, that's.
Speaker 5: A fantastic answer. I was going to say the Psycho House.
Speaker 3: Oh, dude, to this day, to this day, skills that
Speaker 3: reveal still is. It's so hair raisingly scary to me.
Speaker 3: Psycho House is freaky. Not the motel, the house, the house.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a great The Shining one's better, though. The
Speaker 1: Shining is great. The Overlook Hotel is a great call room.
Speaker 7: Would you spend it? I guess his question is like,
Speaker 7: you're you're there the night he goes nuts, you know,
Speaker 7: would you would? You really want to be in there
Speaker 7: the night he goes Now.
Speaker 3: Look if I'm giving all those then yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: it's well.
Speaker 1: You do want to die?
Speaker 5: It's a question.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to kill myself because.
Speaker 5: It's getting to Nicholas and they'll get me. I know.
Speaker 5: To go out to that mace now you do, but
Speaker 5: you'd get lost there.
Speaker 1: You'd be frozen too. You'd be right next to them.
Speaker 1: The kid was small enough to get through the bushes.
Speaker 1: That's what you're able to get out.
Speaker 3: I'd like to ride a big wheel through the hotel.
Speaker 5: That will be fun.
Speaker 3: The big wheel, by the way.
Speaker 1: Such a big Did you have a big wheel when
Speaker 1: you were a kiss with one?
Speaker 5: With the emergency break?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 1: Dude, just coming coming up and skidding out. The greatest
Speaker 1: I lived there. It's not a scary house, but I
Speaker 1: think a creepy house would be.
Speaker 5: Which would be fun?
Speaker 1: Was that with Noana Rogers House and Stranger Things, the
Speaker 1: one that the walls light up. That that's that'd be
Speaker 1: a pretty cool house. It's not necessarily a scary house,
Speaker 1: but the upside down is there, so that can be fun.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't survive in any scary movie. I don't think,
Speaker 1: what is what is this? I can't take chucky. I
Speaker 1: could fuck up scarce. Scariest movie I've ever seen, I
Speaker 1: would say the First Conjuring I thought was really well done.
Speaker 5: The First Conjuring was pretty scary.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, Poultar guys fucked me up big
Speaker 1: time because we had a tree right outside my bedroom
Speaker 1: window that was like, look like that tree. So the
Speaker 1: Poultic guys, that's that's a new one. So now my
Speaker 1: daughter's coming of age where she wants to see scary movies.
Speaker 1: She loves She's insane, she loves them. She go, she
Speaker 1: want his Penny Wise for Halloween? Did she really crazy?
Speaker 1: Did she watch it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I let her watch the one one scene where she
Speaker 1: says the original Georgie in the where the boat goes
Speaker 1: down the thing. I let her watch that scene and
Speaker 1: she said that, okay, that's enough.
Speaker 5: But she liked it.
Speaker 1: She was like on the had ever seen and she
Speaker 1: loved it. We watched it Dorn today on a Sunday morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it was like a two minute clip, but
Speaker 1: I don't I think probably the shining is up there.
Speaker 1: For me after the shining was really freaking scary. But
Speaker 1: I think Polton.
Speaker 5: Guy's messed me up the most.
Speaker 1: As a younger kid, I didn't see anything older and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm scared because you know it's.
Speaker 3: A movie, right, but still, like when I saw a smile,
Speaker 3: I didn't see smiling the last fifteen minutes of that.
Speaker 3: I mean when when it resolves and she goes to
Speaker 3: the last I don't know, I'm not gonna say a thing,
Speaker 3: but literally the hair stood up my arm and I
Speaker 3: I was like, I was like I could die right now.
Speaker 3: Like my heart was beating so fast. That's That's the
Speaker 3: most scared I've been at a movie in a long time.
Speaker 1: I'll say there's some moments in movies that I get
Speaker 1: really freaked out with. One of that just pops in
Speaker 1: my head is The Visit and Night shamd Loan's The
Speaker 1: Visit oh so very underrated, went very underrated. When the
Speaker 1: girls looking down the stairs and she run the grandmother, grandma, Yeah,
Speaker 1: naked or whatever.
Speaker 5: Like I was like, that was so weird, Like that
Speaker 5: was like, oh ship, you know, like kind of moments,
Speaker 5: those kind of things.
Speaker 1: Some of those movies are really cool, but I think
Speaker 1: the conjuring for me most.
Speaker 5: What I was like, I had to stay up a
Speaker 5: little while after I saw it. Yeah, I had to
Speaker 5: stay up a little bit after I saw it.
Speaker 4: You know that was you got to cleanse the pal
Speaker 4: you gotta do a pixel after WYEA, what do you
Speaker 4: think is one of the worst scary movies?
Speaker 1: You thought that was like you thought it was overrated.
Speaker 1: People like raving about it. It's part two, It's part two.
Speaker 3: The second it the first it was so good, the
Speaker 3: new one, the right and then the second one. I
Speaker 3: was I was just so let down. It was so
Speaker 3: for me. It's it follows.
Speaker 1: By the way I called it, you wouldn't agree with
Speaker 1: you called it ship follows. Oh, I like them.
Speaker 7: I like the roundtrack was so good.
Speaker 1: I thought it was so that movie. People were like,
Speaker 1: you got to see it, It's amazing.
Speaker 3: I was like, this movie stinks.
Speaker 1: It's also when something is so easy, so beatable, like
Speaker 1: when the when the movie is so beatable. It's like
Speaker 1: when the problem is so easily to like move to Europe.
Speaker 1: You're done, get on the other side of the ocean.
Speaker 1: You're fine, You're not gonna get killed. Like it's so dumb.
Speaker 1: I was like, why is this, Like get out of
Speaker 1: your neighborhood like sticks walking. It's like you're gonna beat it,
Speaker 1: Like go from New York to Florida for a year.
Speaker 1: In a year, moved to California. Yeah, three years, move
Speaker 1: back to New York. Things like this fucking person won't
Speaker 1: stay in one spot. So dumb, So dumb. The First Ring.
Speaker 1: I will say this love the First Ring.
Speaker 5: When I saw it, rewatched it with.
Speaker 1: My nephews and nieces. When it does not hold up
Speaker 1: at all, really doesn't hold up at all, I was like,
Speaker 1: my nephew is huge in Nahara. My nephew soules like
Speaker 1: my nephew sounds like this is scary. I was like
Speaker 1: what I was like, And I was like, it's not.
Speaker 5: It's not that.
Speaker 1: It's got a couple of moments.
Speaker 3: You fan of a jump scare, no well long legs.
Speaker 3: I just saw that there's two good jump scares in that.
Speaker 5: I'm not man, I feel jump scares don't really do
Speaker 5: it for me.
Speaker 3: No, like like the psychological stuff is more. That's why
Speaker 3: the shining is like yeah, I mean to see like
Speaker 3: that the Teddy Bear comes up and like looks and
Speaker 3: the old man with the blood. I was like, I
Speaker 3: mean I remember being eight watching that on HBO when
Speaker 3: you know on our movie was like what And I
Speaker 3: was freaked out that that movie and Jaws to this day. Jaws,
Speaker 3: for until I was in college, I couldn't swim in
Speaker 3: the deep end of a pool thinking there's a shark
Speaker 3: in her for sure. I mean, I can't feel the bottom,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get bit by a shark.
Speaker 5: It freaked.
Speaker 3: To this day, I will not swim out that far
Speaker 3: in the ocean because Jaws psychologically has screwed.
Speaker 1: I remember you went back to the coast. You remember
Speaker 1: we were in Florida with Vince and we were in
Speaker 1: the water and we started talking about chalks and you
Speaker 1: went back to the you went back to the coats.
Speaker 1: We were up to like a stomach. Vince.
Speaker 3: One time I was like, will you go out to
Speaker 3: that buoy with me? And I'm like yeah, And so
Speaker 3: we went out to the boy He's like you like
Speaker 3: all right time to go back. I torpedoed back so
Speaker 3: freaked out. I watch shark attack video like I can't
Speaker 3: watch ye. That stuff breaks me out.
Speaker 1: One of my most favorite reason ones is Barbarian. Barbarian's Great,
Speaker 1: so great.
Speaker 3: Justin long if.
Speaker 1: I had to recommend a scary movie to somebody, Barbarian
Speaker 1: and it's Barbarian and speak No Evil, a new one
Speaker 1: that came out No Evil is so good, excellent.
Speaker 5: Those two are great.
Speaker 3: One of the best films I've seen in a long
Speaker 3: time in terms of like just straight up it's so scary.
Speaker 1: James McAvoy, what a scary fella. He reminded me very
Speaker 1: much of Nicholson in The Shining Yeah. I thought that
Speaker 1: was a side By Psyche comparison.
Speaker 3: He was so charming and so fun, so hot.
Speaker 1: He is shredded, by the way, oh my god, for days,
Speaker 1: shredded wheat, mm hmm, shredded lettuce. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Pink the Town, shredd shred Panda, shred Light, green Light
Speaker 1: one two mass.
Speaker 4: The next.
Speaker 7: Question comes from Sue and this I think this We've
Speaker 7: got time for one more so this one comes from
Speaker 7: last one. Uh yeah, okay, last question for Halloween.
Speaker 1: But this is the last question.
Speaker 7: Is the last question?
Speaker 3: Okay for Halloween.
Speaker 7: I also want to throw in their paranormal activity by
Speaker 7: the way.
Speaker 1: Oh great one, great call. Why don't you say something?
Speaker 7: I wanted to the third one?
Speaker 3: But oh the third one where the dad has to
Speaker 3: go and he's walking with the kids.
Speaker 1: And I will say those those held the paranormal activities.
Speaker 5: They kind of held up along the way, but then
Speaker 5: they fell off hard.
Speaker 1: It was the last one. Three was really good. Two
Speaker 1: was okay. Three was better than two for sure.
Speaker 3: But then the Mexican one.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get anything the yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want get playgal, you don't saying you know what I mean? Though?
Speaker 1: Did you see the last You call it the Mexican One.
Speaker 1: You think I'm gonna jump in on the panther. You
Speaker 1: can't call a movie the Mexican one.
Speaker 5: Well, well.
Speaker 9: A movie unless you's ted about Cantino in Kanto. I mean,
Speaker 9: you can't call it the no, the Mexican paranormal. You
Speaker 9: guys know what we'll talking about, right. You don't know
Speaker 9: they had like a Mexican version of it. It took
Speaker 9: place South of the Guy.
Speaker 1: There was so much to watch Moms. I've in Raphael,
Speaker 1: this is Elvis and he's left the building. So sorry,
Speaker 1: are we doing the last question?
Speaker 8: Sure?
Speaker 7: All right, well hold on. I forgot to put activity,
Speaker 7: so I just googled Mexican paranormal.
Speaker 1: There is the one, though, the last is the last one.
Speaker 1: That was the last.
Speaker 3: Activity was like, I forget what it's like, the marked
Speaker 3: one here it is, Yeah, and that one was not good.
Speaker 1: That one I was let down by.
Speaker 7: I will say when they released Paranormal Activity. The first
Speaker 7: few months they only did midnight showings like once a week,
Speaker 7: and it was like on the fence if it was
Speaker 7: real or not, and like all the hype around it.
Speaker 7: When I saw that movie midnight showing limited release and
Speaker 7: the way it ended, it, nothing scared me more to
Speaker 7: this day than that.
Speaker 3: Well do you remember when the Blair Witch came out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I went to the Angelica Film Center, I believe on
Speaker 3: fourteenth or whatever downtown and they had all the artifacts
Speaker 3: they had, like the video camera because do you remember,
Speaker 3: nobody knew everybody thought it was real, so they had
Speaker 3: what are now props from the film. As you're walking
Speaker 3: into the theater, you had to go through the line
Speaker 3: and they had this stuff like a ride at Disney
Speaker 3: where you're going through it was like holy shit, like
Speaker 3: this is real, and then you're seeing it for the
Speaker 3: first time, watching it without any It was the first
Speaker 3: in a genre of handheld movies. And when that kid turned,
Speaker 3: when he was back in the corner, I mean, that's that.
Speaker 3: To me, that might have been the most scared I've
Speaker 3: ever seen a film experience.
Speaker 1: Phenomenal in a theater with people.
Speaker 3: Everybody left, like what the overall yeah, I think that
Speaker 3: overall on that is like one of those iconic shots
Speaker 3: of just standing the dude.
Speaker 7: All right, So we wrap it up. One last question
Speaker 7: here we have from Sue Hi moms, how old is
Speaker 7: too old to go trigger treating? I usually end the
Speaker 7: day with too much candy left over anyway, so I
Speaker 7: always open my I always open my door. But I
Speaker 7: was just wondering about what your input was Mommy's on
Speaker 7: how old is too old?
Speaker 1: I think that's that's for me. Yeah, I think you
Speaker 1: should stop in high school. Yeah, you could take your
Speaker 1: younger brother and sister with and then you you go
Speaker 1: with them, that's fine. But if you're talking solo on
Speaker 1: your own as high schoolers, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: should be going a group of high school kids, I
Speaker 1: don't mind.
Speaker 5: You mean one solo, like sophomores like Dinghong High.
Speaker 1: That's a little weird, right, that's a little weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think junior year, senior year, that's when
Speaker 1: you met one. There is a thing like you want
Speaker 1: to go trigger treating as long as they want to
Speaker 1: because you know they're staying out of trouble.
Speaker 5: Right. Yeah, here's that thing too. Right, So I guess
Speaker 5: I mean you can't be going as an adult college.
Speaker 5: You can't be going to college.
Speaker 1: So I would say if you're by yourself sophomore year
Speaker 1: of college, freshman year, I'll give you some more year
Speaker 1: of high school.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, some more in high school.
Speaker 3: Sophomore I think is it's when you got to raise
Speaker 3: the banner sixteen sixteen, you give your learners permit if
Speaker 3: you can drive house drive Yeah, that'd be hilarious. Just
Speaker 3: pull in the park and pull in their driveway and
Speaker 3: just honk, hold it out, drive.
Speaker 1: Through case I'm just throwing Reese's pieces at yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, happy Halloween, buddy.
Speaker 3: Happy Halloween. Uh yes, this episode, I.
Speaker 1: Give this one.
Speaker 3: I give this one a yeah, I give it a
Speaker 3: y I give it a ya. Two yayce I love
Speaker 3: talking about all that candy. Now I'm like really hungry
Speaker 3: for it. And this this is itchy. I know, I
Speaker 3: know I'm gonna have a rash from this thing.
Speaker 5: Definitely you.
Speaker 1: I've got serious problems that I need to You need
Speaker 1: to help me rip this thing off me because this
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