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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Yes, hi, my name is

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Speaker 1: Ted Thibodeau and I'm calling from building management. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Michael. This is Michael. Hello Michael. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing today? Fine? Thank you? How are you? I

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Speaker 1: am wonderful. Thank you for very much for asking. I

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Speaker 1: do appreciate that. And I am also calling you with

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Speaker 1: some wonderful news that you're gonna be very happy about. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, and I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you heard where I work, but I am from the

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Speaker 1: company that manages the building that your company is in.

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Speaker 1: Therefore we handle the parking in the security and all

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Speaker 1: that kind of fun stuff around around the building you

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Speaker 1: work in. Hello. Alrighty, Yes you have parking with your company. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have a I have a card, I get into

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Speaker 1: the garage and I do park every day. Well, and

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Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you that today is to day

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Speaker 1: you can ditch that car. How do You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: need it anymore? Because we have decided as of tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: when you show up to work, it is going to

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Speaker 1: be all Valet, which is doing Valet parking. You don't

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Speaker 1: even have to worry about parking anymore. It's just more convenient.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, well maybe maybe for you, but not for me.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want valet parking. I'm happy with

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Speaker 1: the arrangement I have now, I have a good spot.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, yes, does my boss know about this? Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: everybody has been alerted to the fact that we are

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Speaker 1: going all valet as of tomorrow. Also, the spot that

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Speaker 1: you're currently parking in at the office, that spot I

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Speaker 1: have to unfortunately take his dead gown. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean gone? That's kind of how I describe things when

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Speaker 1: they have been ended. And that parking spot is no more.

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Speaker 1: We are putting a food truck in that spot so

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Speaker 1: you can get some lunch. Don't I don't fricking believe this. Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't want a valet park Okay, So who do

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Speaker 1: I talk to to get out of this? Because this

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Speaker 1: is not helping me out at all? Right now, every

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Speaker 1: day I'm going to come down to the garage. I

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Speaker 1: want to go home from work, and then what I

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Speaker 1: gotta hand my ticket to a guy and then I

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Speaker 1: gotta wait ten minutes for him to go get another thing.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, thank you so much. That is another

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Speaker 1: thing I needed to tell you about the valet. You

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Speaker 1: said ten minutes. Yeah, it's gonna be more like forty five.

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Speaker 1: Are you shitting me? Unfortunately, no, I am not. So.

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Speaker 1: The whole parking lot is dead gone. That's part of

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Speaker 1: the problem. I turning into a food court. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: take a while to get your car. But you can

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Speaker 1: always call down ahead of time. He can just playing

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Speaker 1: a little bit ahead. So I'm gonna I'm showing up

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Speaker 1: for work and you're then gonna take my car and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna park it a half an hour away. So

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Speaker 1: I don't even have my carter in the day. What

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Speaker 1: if I need my carter in the day to go out?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I go out to lunch. Sometimes I need to

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Speaker 1: go run errands. Oh you know what, Actually, I just

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Speaker 1: solved your problem right there. I'm so happy that we talked.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Can I get a big problem with it? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure you heard me say it about

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Speaker 1: the parking lot downstairs and you barking spot. Both of

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Speaker 1: those things are dead and gone. Now I'm so sorry

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Speaker 1: about out that. But you had asked what happens if

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Speaker 1: I want to pop out for some lunch or something,

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Speaker 1: and we turned it into a food court, so no

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Speaker 1: no reason to leave. See how it all just works

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Speaker 1: out in that spad. This is bully. I am not

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Speaker 1: valeting my car. I'm not waiting forty five minutes to

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Speaker 1: get my car. This doesn't havel. I'll quit my job

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Speaker 1: and never come back to your stupid building. Who can

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Speaker 1: I speak to? Do you a passion? You are passionate

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Speaker 1: about this. You are ready to dead and gone your

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Speaker 1: job so you don't have to valet park I thought

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Speaker 1: valet parking was supposed to be convenient, right, Yeah? If

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Speaker 1: I have an emergency, well you just gotta plan ahead.

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Speaker 1: You just gotta head a little bit and you get

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Speaker 1: your car. Do you even know what an emergency is?

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Speaker 1: You can't plan ahead for an emergency? Well I think

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Speaker 1: you can. I mean I check in with myself daily

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Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, I might have a heart

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Speaker 1: attack to day about two forty five. You're an idiot.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that you're even a real person who

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Speaker 1: has a job and is allowed to call people and

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Speaker 1: give them this bull. Yeah, well I understand why you

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Speaker 1: can't believe that I'm a real person who has this

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Speaker 1: job because I'm not. I don't actually have that job,

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Speaker 1: but I do call people who are living. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? This is actually Jewel from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your best

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Speaker 1: friend Harves set you up. Are you Are you kidding

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Speaker 1: me up for this? Yeah? He said that you hate

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Speaker 1: Valet with a passion for whatever. Hey God, he told

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Speaker 1: me it was a joke because I was really about

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Speaker 1: to quit my job. The Jewel Show on Demand