1 00:00:08,245 --> 00:00:14,165 Speaker 1: School of Humans. Okay, wow, welcome to the first episode 2 00:00:14,285 --> 00:00:19,605 Speaker 1: of Cold that kid avergals. Oh, we're already. We're killing 3 00:00:19,605 --> 00:00:22,765 Speaker 1: it already, we're killing it already. Speaking of killing Taylor, 4 00:00:23,205 --> 00:00:25,645 Speaker 1: I thought that we might start this first episode by 5 00:00:25,685 --> 00:00:28,405 Speaker 1: addressing the important question of how each of us think 6 00:00:28,405 --> 00:00:31,725 Speaker 1: we're gonna die. Okay, I'll go first. Okay, all right, 7 00:00:32,005 --> 00:00:34,405 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna choke to death, specifically on a 8 00:00:34,485 --> 00:00:38,165 Speaker 1: cool ranch dorito. Like, so you're just from choking, so 9 00:00:38,245 --> 00:00:42,245 Speaker 1: like asphyxiation, Oh yeah, hell yeah? Or is it like 10 00:00:42,365 --> 00:00:44,445 Speaker 1: because like you know, like little sharp pieces when they 11 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:47,005 Speaker 1: go down, like you know, could like rip your or 12 00:00:47,085 --> 00:00:48,645 Speaker 1: it could be kind of like you know, the how 13 00:00:48,685 --> 00:00:51,045 Speaker 1: cool ranch doritos they have so much like powder on them. 14 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:53,485 Speaker 1: I just inhale the powder wrong, and then I choke 15 00:00:53,565 --> 00:00:55,925 Speaker 1: from all the powder. Oh, like you inhale it so 16 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:58,125 Speaker 1: it gets into your lung exactly. That's what's going to happen. 17 00:00:58,685 --> 00:01:01,285 Speaker 1: I am horrified by this. But also I actually would 18 00:01:01,285 --> 00:01:04,565 Speaker 1: see you more as a dorito shard choker, not an 19 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,285 Speaker 1: inhaling powder person. Oh my god, thank you. That's the 20 00:01:07,365 --> 00:01:10,285 Speaker 1: nicest thing anyone said. It tickles your tongue a little bit, 21 00:01:10,285 --> 00:01:12,405 Speaker 1: it tickles your throat a little bit. Next thing, you know, 22 00:01:12,925 --> 00:01:16,285 Speaker 1: you got those that ugly sound and thank you you're done, 23 00:01:16,325 --> 00:01:18,765 Speaker 1: thank you please sound? Taylor? What do you? How are 24 00:01:18,805 --> 00:01:21,285 Speaker 1: you gonna die? I've actually thought about this whole lot. 25 00:01:21,325 --> 00:01:23,805 Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna slip in the shower like whatever is 26 00:01:23,805 --> 00:01:26,725 Speaker 1: going to be the most embarrassing, Like I'm gonna be naked, 27 00:01:26,885 --> 00:01:30,525 Speaker 1: just you know, sprawled out in my in my bathroom. Yeah, 28 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:33,525 Speaker 1: all damp and splayed and stuff. I think that's very cinematic. 29 00:01:33,645 --> 00:01:38,925 Speaker 1: Actually it's quite hot. That's cinematic. Yeah, okay, great, it's 30 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:41,085 Speaker 1: kind of molded over in the shower. They're like, oh, 31 00:01:41,165 --> 00:01:44,445 Speaker 1: there's Taylor, she's dead. Well, you'll have a beautiful dewey 32 00:01:44,525 --> 00:01:47,005 Speaker 1: look when you die, so exactly. Yeah, true, and not 33 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:48,685 Speaker 1: be clean at least so they won't have to wash 34 00:01:48,765 --> 00:01:52,285 Speaker 1: me down again. We hope, we know how much we 35 00:01:52,325 --> 00:01:54,965 Speaker 1: hate hosing down dead bodies. Hopefully that it's towards the 36 00:01:55,085 --> 00:01:58,405 Speaker 1: end of the shower and not the beginning. Oh, because 37 00:01:58,445 --> 00:02:01,685 Speaker 1: you work out so much, so you'd take so many showers. Okay, Nika, 38 00:02:01,765 --> 00:02:05,045 Speaker 1: how the fuck are you gonna die? Aggressive? Um, I 39 00:02:05,085 --> 00:02:08,805 Speaker 1: think I'm die by taking a selfie adcinately. Oh all right, 40 00:02:08,925 --> 00:02:11,565 Speaker 1: that was maybe it already happened, and this is purgatory 41 00:02:11,605 --> 00:02:14,245 Speaker 1: and that's why we're making this podcast. That's how we 42 00:02:14,285 --> 00:02:17,285 Speaker 1: got this podcast. Is it's all just an illusion? Yeah, honestly, 43 00:02:17,925 --> 00:02:21,285 Speaker 1: so listener welcome. This is the first episode of the 44 00:02:21,285 --> 00:02:24,805 Speaker 1: podcast Couldaver Gals. Taylor taken away with our mission statement. 45 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:28,085 Speaker 1: We are just three fun and flirty gals talking about 46 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:31,405 Speaker 1: all the fun and flirty ways that people expire. So 47 00:02:31,725 --> 00:02:34,685 Speaker 1: be foe warned. This is a podcast about death and dying, 48 00:02:34,765 --> 00:02:38,045 Speaker 1: so all trigger warnings apply. But it's also kind of 49 00:02:38,085 --> 00:02:40,605 Speaker 1: like therapy and friendship and I just get to sit 50 00:02:40,685 --> 00:02:43,485 Speaker 1: down and have a drink with my friends and we 51 00:02:43,565 --> 00:02:47,605 Speaker 1: just grow as people and talk about really beautiful things immortality. 52 00:02:48,165 --> 00:02:51,205 Speaker 1: So strap in with your strap ons and get ready 53 00:02:51,285 --> 00:03:13,645 Speaker 1: for Cadaver Gals. Queue the clown theme song. Gal All right, Taylor, 54 00:03:13,725 --> 00:03:17,685 Speaker 1: let's go amp it up, amp it up. Hello and 55 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:23,765 Speaker 1: welcome to Cadaver Gals. I'm Taylor, I'm Gabby, and then 56 00:03:23,805 --> 00:03:25,925 Speaker 1: there's also Gabby and Nika, who all of a sudden, 57 00:03:25,925 --> 00:03:27,205 Speaker 1: I don't want to be a part of the podcast. 58 00:03:27,325 --> 00:03:29,205 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know who was going to 59 00:03:29,285 --> 00:03:32,685 Speaker 1: go first, I got anxiety. Um, okay, so this is 60 00:03:32,685 --> 00:03:37,125 Speaker 1: the podcast about death and dying and friendship. Yeah game. 61 00:03:38,365 --> 00:03:41,005 Speaker 1: For the very first episode, we are going to hear 62 00:03:41,045 --> 00:03:43,725 Speaker 1: about how likely it is to be killed by a meteorite, 63 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:47,325 Speaker 1: how seafood causes mega stress, and why you should not 64 00:03:47,605 --> 00:03:56,925 Speaker 1: and I repeat, do not hold in your urine. Who 65 00:03:56,965 --> 00:04:01,365 Speaker 1: would like to start? Who wants to start? I was thinking, Gabby, 66 00:04:01,525 --> 00:04:06,205 Speaker 1: let I just need to know about this astral interloper. 67 00:04:06,365 --> 00:04:09,045 Speaker 1: I don't know. It's something that science people say, so like, 68 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:14,045 Speaker 1: I can't really be held accountable. I'm not a scientist. Okay, 69 00:04:14,445 --> 00:04:19,925 Speaker 1: full disclosure, trigger warning, I'm not a scientist. Okay, So 70 00:04:20,805 --> 00:04:23,885 Speaker 1: let's go back a few years, okay to another great 71 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:27,045 Speaker 1: year in time, eighteen eighty eight. This is about the 72 00:04:27,165 --> 00:04:30,325 Speaker 1: one person on record who might have been killed by 73 00:04:30,325 --> 00:04:35,365 Speaker 1: a meteorite. That's the one dude ever, because it's like, 74 00:04:35,845 --> 00:04:38,085 Speaker 1: I mean, they have some theories of other people being 75 00:04:38,165 --> 00:04:40,685 Speaker 1: killed by meteorites and stuff, but they're like, we can't 76 00:04:40,725 --> 00:04:43,165 Speaker 1: prove shit, and here they can't really prove shit, but 77 00:04:43,205 --> 00:04:46,205 Speaker 1: they have like better documentation, like they almost feel like 78 00:04:46,645 --> 00:04:50,405 Speaker 1: like these science bros. They're saying shit like Sodom and Gomorrah. 79 00:04:50,925 --> 00:04:54,325 Speaker 1: That might have been a fucking meteorite situation. Okay, that 80 00:04:54,405 --> 00:04:58,325 Speaker 1: might have been what happened. Anyway, So in eighteen eighty eight, 81 00:04:58,405 --> 00:05:00,365 Speaker 1: what's going on at that time? You know, a lot 82 00:05:00,445 --> 00:05:02,925 Speaker 1: of things have been happening in the eighteen eighties, like 83 00:05:03,205 --> 00:05:06,645 Speaker 1: Brazil finally outlawed slavery. It was like the last country 84 00:05:06,725 --> 00:05:09,525 Speaker 1: to do so. But that doesn't mean obviously, terrible things 85 00:05:09,525 --> 00:05:13,365 Speaker 1: still happen to this day. Doesn't mean. But this is 86 00:05:13,405 --> 00:05:17,045 Speaker 1: around the time also where coca cola and aspirin get patented. 87 00:05:17,245 --> 00:05:21,045 Speaker 1: How exciting. There's also the Eiffel Towers. Yeah, that's great, 88 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:24,165 Speaker 1: especially mixing together a little fizzy aspirin. I think you 89 00:05:24,245 --> 00:05:26,645 Speaker 1: die if you do that, right. I wish coca cola 90 00:05:26,765 --> 00:05:30,885 Speaker 1: still had cocaine in it, if only. Anyway, a lot 91 00:05:30,925 --> 00:05:33,045 Speaker 1: of things are happening, things are being built. There's the 92 00:05:33,085 --> 00:05:36,325 Speaker 1: Eiffel Towers coming up. How cool. Also eighteen eighty eight, 93 00:05:36,365 --> 00:05:39,005 Speaker 1: this is the year that Jack the Ripper is murden 94 00:05:39,165 --> 00:05:41,845 Speaker 1: up storm And none of that has anything to do 95 00:05:41,885 --> 00:05:43,805 Speaker 1: with this. I'm just trying to paint us a picture 96 00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:46,325 Speaker 1: of noe, you know, like the world like in the past. 97 00:05:46,485 --> 00:05:48,125 Speaker 1: You know, there was like a pass before. No, I 98 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:50,885 Speaker 1: think it's really important. They were drinking cokes. They were 99 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:55,285 Speaker 1: drinking White people were trying to colonize Africa, you know, 100 00:05:55,325 --> 00:05:58,925 Speaker 1: the scramble for Africa. That's what they're doing. Okay, And 101 00:05:58,965 --> 00:06:00,885 Speaker 1: what are some world powers. One of the world powers 102 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:03,085 Speaker 1: at the time was the Ottoman Empire, even though it 103 00:06:03,165 --> 00:06:05,405 Speaker 1: is kind of in decline at this point, but the 104 00:06:05,485 --> 00:06:07,725 Speaker 1: Ottoman Empire, and that's where we're going. You know, it's 105 00:06:07,765 --> 00:06:09,645 Speaker 1: kind of like a It was a bunch of stuff 106 00:06:09,685 --> 00:06:13,725 Speaker 1: going between like Eastern Europe all the way down through 107 00:06:13,845 --> 00:06:15,445 Speaker 1: kind of the Middle East. You know, there is a 108 00:06:15,485 --> 00:06:17,725 Speaker 1: big chunk of land the Ottomans. And what are cool 109 00:06:17,765 --> 00:06:21,485 Speaker 1: about the Ottomans? They were really good at taking records. 110 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:26,845 Speaker 1: You know, listen up, colonizers, take some records. Journaling it's 111 00:06:26,885 --> 00:06:30,005 Speaker 1: so important, you know, that could be the news. These 112 00:06:30,045 --> 00:06:33,645 Speaker 1: Ottomans they love to journal, Okay, Journaling is the news. 113 00:06:33,805 --> 00:06:35,885 Speaker 1: It's just not as instant. You got to like give 114 00:06:35,925 --> 00:06:39,765 Speaker 1: your journal to somebody. Yeah, journaling is like therapy too. 115 00:06:40,005 --> 00:06:42,005 Speaker 1: But I feel like if someone looked at my journal 116 00:06:42,085 --> 00:06:45,045 Speaker 1: like a hundred years from now, they would be extremely 117 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:48,605 Speaker 1: confused and probably know nothing of the current climate just 118 00:06:48,685 --> 00:06:51,925 Speaker 1: of the climate of the climate is just I'm sad 119 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:56,925 Speaker 1: everyone hates me. Ah, that's the climate in my journal. Okay, 120 00:06:56,965 --> 00:06:59,245 Speaker 1: so we're zooming in. We're zooming a little bit more in. 121 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:02,645 Speaker 1: We're going in to this little town in the Ottoman 122 00:07:02,685 --> 00:07:07,205 Speaker 1: Empire that is in now where the iraqis, remember the Iraq. 123 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:10,845 Speaker 1: And so there's a small village there, and the village 124 00:07:11,245 --> 00:07:15,645 Speaker 1: is in this valley of these two pyramid looking mountains, 125 00:07:16,205 --> 00:07:19,045 Speaker 1: which is how they describe it in this note that 126 00:07:19,085 --> 00:07:22,085 Speaker 1: the governor of this town or whatever leader of this 127 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:25,885 Speaker 1: town ends up sending to the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire. 128 00:07:26,005 --> 00:07:29,565 Speaker 1: He's like, hey, we're in this town pyramids and then 129 00:07:29,805 --> 00:07:31,965 Speaker 1: like last night, bro, this is what the guy's telling 130 00:07:32,005 --> 00:07:34,565 Speaker 1: the sultan in a letter. He's like, Bro, what had 131 00:07:34,605 --> 00:07:38,285 Speaker 1: happened was it was eight thirty pm on the dot 132 00:07:38,565 --> 00:07:41,405 Speaker 1: and then suddenly it looked like there was a firestorm 133 00:07:41,525 --> 00:07:45,925 Speaker 1: descending upon our town. Okay, they're just like what the fuck, bro, 134 00:07:46,765 --> 00:07:50,605 Speaker 1: fire is descending upon our land? Like what do you do? 135 00:07:50,725 --> 00:07:52,765 Speaker 1: Can you? I'm sorry, I know you're you're so mad 136 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:55,965 Speaker 1: at death because we keep interrupting, But what do you 137 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:58,965 Speaker 1: actually do when you see this coming. You're like God, 138 00:07:59,285 --> 00:08:04,285 Speaker 1: Sodom and Gomorrah all over again. Baby. Yeah. Well, because 139 00:08:04,325 --> 00:08:06,205 Speaker 1: I mean, if you saw a fire storm, I mean 140 00:08:06,245 --> 00:08:09,085 Speaker 1: probably your first thought isn't I have no regrets. It's 141 00:08:09,725 --> 00:08:13,165 Speaker 1: it's like, Yolo, you know I did I did what 142 00:08:13,205 --> 00:08:14,805 Speaker 1: I had to do in this life. You know, I 143 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:17,525 Speaker 1: was a farmer in the Ottoman Empire and just doing 144 00:08:17,605 --> 00:08:19,725 Speaker 1: shit and you know what, then there's all this fire 145 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,565 Speaker 1: coming down, and know what happens. It hits two different people. 146 00:08:22,925 --> 00:08:25,725 Speaker 1: First bro, he gets paralyzed for the rest of his life. 147 00:08:25,765 --> 00:08:28,925 Speaker 1: The other dude, he's dead. He died. All these people 148 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,525 Speaker 1: are dead though, to be honest, it was a long 149 00:08:30,565 --> 00:08:33,525 Speaker 1: time ago. So the other guy, he died. It just 150 00:08:33,845 --> 00:08:37,045 Speaker 1: you know, a big old fiery rock came and struck him, 151 00:08:37,605 --> 00:08:40,645 Speaker 1: struck him down. I have a question. So you said 152 00:08:40,685 --> 00:08:44,205 Speaker 1: one person was paralyzed and one person was killed. Were 153 00:08:44,205 --> 00:08:47,245 Speaker 1: they together or was this like or was this like 154 00:08:47,405 --> 00:08:51,485 Speaker 1: rock shrapnel? You know, it's like rock shrapnel just falling 155 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:55,085 Speaker 1: all around. It destroyed some crops, you know, it hurt 156 00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:58,845 Speaker 1: some live stock, and it got these two bros. I 157 00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:01,685 Speaker 1: swear if any horses were armed, Taylor, we got bad 158 00:09:01,725 --> 00:09:04,845 Speaker 1: news for you. But let's just say that they probably 159 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:09,045 Speaker 1: had more like sheeps then they did horses. Also, I 160 00:09:09,085 --> 00:09:10,965 Speaker 1: feel like a sheep if some fire, like I look 161 00:09:11,045 --> 00:09:14,885 Speaker 1: like that sheep for lam lamb sheep for what is 162 00:09:14,925 --> 00:09:18,805 Speaker 1: it called wool wool? That's right, science, no science here. 163 00:09:19,045 --> 00:09:21,445 Speaker 1: I feel like that stuff's pretty flammable, right Like, I 164 00:09:21,445 --> 00:09:23,365 Speaker 1: feel like a sheep would burst into flames and then 165 00:09:23,405 --> 00:09:26,245 Speaker 1: it would look like a flaming bubble, you know, but 166 00:09:26,325 --> 00:09:28,725 Speaker 1: you can still eat sheep, so it's not like it's 167 00:09:28,765 --> 00:09:32,045 Speaker 1: not fully if like they survive. If they survived, then 168 00:09:32,085 --> 00:09:35,005 Speaker 1: they could still be utilized. If you're gonna be killing 169 00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:38,405 Speaker 1: animals and things like that, you need to like utilize 170 00:09:38,405 --> 00:09:42,125 Speaker 1: them for the well being of others. But it might 171 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,485 Speaker 1: get too tenderized if it was kind of like an 172 00:09:44,525 --> 00:09:48,325 Speaker 1: astral interlope or that struck them first into flames, that's 173 00:09:48,325 --> 00:09:52,485 Speaker 1: a charred lamb. Some people like it charred, like I 174 00:09:52,525 --> 00:10:00,725 Speaker 1: don't know, cooked through there's just carbon. What other kind 175 00:10:00,765 --> 00:10:03,245 Speaker 1: of chemicals could have been on this lamb? I wonder 176 00:10:04,325 --> 00:10:06,125 Speaker 1: that's like when people are like do you like it 177 00:10:06,285 --> 00:10:08,725 Speaker 1: raw or like tender? What's the question? I don't go 178 00:10:08,805 --> 00:10:11,085 Speaker 1: to stakes enough to ask, do you even know like 179 00:10:11,165 --> 00:10:14,045 Speaker 1: it do you like it alive still just like a 180 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:17,885 Speaker 1: hint of just like twitching. You know, well, they do 181 00:10:18,045 --> 00:10:20,525 Speaker 1: have that spooky octopus that you can eat that it's 182 00:10:20,605 --> 00:10:23,445 Speaker 1: nerves are still kind of responsive and then you like 183 00:10:23,485 --> 00:10:25,845 Speaker 1: pour sauce on it and then it's like little at 184 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:28,245 Speaker 1: all and then you eat it. That happens with frog 185 00:10:28,325 --> 00:10:31,485 Speaker 1: legs too. I think I could never cook a lobster. 186 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,325 Speaker 1: You literally have to put the lobster in their end, 187 00:10:33,405 --> 00:10:37,085 Speaker 1: boy and scream, and they like they like knock on 188 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:40,965 Speaker 1: the on the on the pan. They go knock, knock, Babe, 189 00:10:41,005 --> 00:10:43,205 Speaker 1: get me out of here. And you just gotta be like, sorry, bro, 190 00:10:43,445 --> 00:10:47,525 Speaker 1: like you're my food, Gabby continue sorry. Okay, So this dude, 191 00:10:47,685 --> 00:10:50,565 Speaker 1: he doesn't have a name, the little leader of this town. 192 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:53,245 Speaker 1: He didn't even tell the sultan like this was my bro. 193 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:56,205 Speaker 1: Like they're just like not this bro is just dead now. 194 00:10:56,725 --> 00:10:58,365 Speaker 1: And but I mean, I guess that was pretty It 195 00:10:58,405 --> 00:11:01,125 Speaker 1: was a pretty spicy situation because that really, you know, 196 00:11:01,165 --> 00:11:04,925 Speaker 1: that that never happens. People have very rarely ever been 197 00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:08,285 Speaker 1: killed by a meteorite, even though I'm always I mean, 198 00:11:08,325 --> 00:11:10,085 Speaker 1: I guess we'll all die at once if we're all 199 00:11:10,165 --> 00:11:13,125 Speaker 1: hit by a meteorite, but it's like very rare. In fact, 200 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:16,965 Speaker 1: there's this bro, this science bro referencing the scientists who 201 00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:21,765 Speaker 1: said that the odds of being hit by a meteorite, 202 00:11:21,845 --> 00:11:24,565 Speaker 1: you have a better chance of getting hit by a tornado, 203 00:11:24,925 --> 00:11:27,645 Speaker 1: a bolt of lightning, and a hurricane all at the 204 00:11:27,725 --> 00:11:30,805 Speaker 1: same time, at the same time, you are more likely 205 00:11:30,845 --> 00:11:32,205 Speaker 1: for all of that to happen to you than to 206 00:11:32,245 --> 00:11:35,965 Speaker 1: be hit by a meteorite. Somehow, that doesn't seem I mean, look, 207 00:11:36,165 --> 00:11:38,405 Speaker 1: we only know of like on the one dude, but 208 00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:41,805 Speaker 1: like that doesn't seem that doesn't seem possible. It seems 209 00:11:41,845 --> 00:11:45,005 Speaker 1: like being hit by a meteorite seems very plausible to me. 210 00:11:45,165 --> 00:11:47,525 Speaker 1: There's a lot of like space shit going on, you know, 211 00:11:47,805 --> 00:11:50,085 Speaker 1: there's a lot of space happening. But also space is 212 00:11:50,205 --> 00:11:53,805 Speaker 1: really big, that's true. Yeah. Also, Taylor, don't be an 213 00:11:53,805 --> 00:11:58,365 Speaker 1: anti mascer. You have to believe science. No, I definitely 214 00:11:58,365 --> 00:12:01,325 Speaker 1: believe science. I'm just saying, like the statistics of that, 215 00:12:01,325 --> 00:12:04,125 Speaker 1: that seems it seems more possible. What I'm saying is 216 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,845 Speaker 1: it seems more possible to be hit by meteorite. Yeah, 217 00:12:06,885 --> 00:12:09,045 Speaker 1: then it does too for all of those things. It's 218 00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:11,645 Speaker 1: a little excessive it's a little excessive. I like how 219 00:12:11,685 --> 00:12:15,605 Speaker 1: we're taking down big science, the science establishment, though I 220 00:12:15,645 --> 00:12:18,125 Speaker 1: think everything we're saying is the opposite of what they're saying, 221 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,525 Speaker 1: which is basically like, yeah, I mean, it's probably happened, 222 00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:22,085 Speaker 1: and there are some estimates where it's like it would 223 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,045 Speaker 1: be likely that this would happen like every ten years, 224 00:12:24,045 --> 00:12:28,325 Speaker 1: that someone would be struck by an astral interloper, but 225 00:12:28,525 --> 00:12:30,365 Speaker 1: they just don't have records of it. It's just very 226 00:12:30,365 --> 00:12:32,685 Speaker 1: hard to prove so they can ever actually prove that 227 00:12:32,725 --> 00:12:35,765 Speaker 1: this happened. Even with this guy the Ottoman Empire, they're 228 00:12:35,805 --> 00:12:39,085 Speaker 1: just like, well they did the leader of the town 229 00:12:39,165 --> 00:12:42,445 Speaker 1: did send the Sultan a piece of the rock of 230 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:45,365 Speaker 1: the meteorite. But now they're still like on the hunt 231 00:12:45,405 --> 00:12:47,405 Speaker 1: to try to find it today of like where did that? 232 00:12:47,445 --> 00:12:49,045 Speaker 1: We need to test it, we need to prove it. 233 00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:51,685 Speaker 1: So there are some like estimations of this happening before, 234 00:12:51,725 --> 00:12:55,005 Speaker 1: and there's been times when like meteorites have entered and 235 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:58,245 Speaker 1: exploded and like injured a bunch of people, So that's 236 00:12:58,285 --> 00:13:01,205 Speaker 1: happened within the past ten years as well. But the one, 237 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,125 Speaker 1: the only other time that they have on record of 238 00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:08,645 Speaker 1: someone being struck by a meteorite. Was this lady in 239 00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:13,485 Speaker 1: Alabama in nineteen fifty four. This bitch was just sleeping, 240 00:13:13,805 --> 00:13:17,365 Speaker 1: having a sweet dream, doing whatever she wanted, and then 241 00:13:17,445 --> 00:13:20,125 Speaker 1: just meteorite came through her house and the like bounced 242 00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:22,245 Speaker 1: off of her walls and then hit her in the hip. 243 00:13:22,685 --> 00:13:26,245 Speaker 1: She didn't die from that, but um, she's like the 244 00:13:26,325 --> 00:13:28,965 Speaker 1: only yeah, just like I think they even said it 245 00:13:29,005 --> 00:13:31,685 Speaker 1: like bounced off her record player or something, and I'm like, damn, 246 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:34,925 Speaker 1: it broke her record player. That sucks. That's so rude. 247 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,845 Speaker 1: I feel. I feel like if a meteorite were to 248 00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:39,885 Speaker 1: hit me, it would knock on my window and it 249 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:42,365 Speaker 1: would open it slowly and it would float into my 250 00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:44,325 Speaker 1: room and then it would give me a kiss on 251 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:48,565 Speaker 1: the cheek. Yeah, that's a different kind of meteor righte. 252 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,005 Speaker 1: So this lady who got hit in nineteen fifty four, 253 00:13:53,325 --> 00:13:56,765 Speaker 1: that meteorite, it was nine pounds and guess how old 254 00:13:56,805 --> 00:14:01,725 Speaker 1: it was? Oh sixty billion billion? Oh was it in 255 00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:04,805 Speaker 1: the billions? It was only four point five billion years old. 256 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:09,045 Speaker 1: So I was gonna throw a bunch of millions at you. Four. 257 00:14:10,285 --> 00:14:14,285 Speaker 1: This was an old boy coming into this lady's house unsuspectingly. 258 00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:17,725 Speaker 1: You know what we don't like that. We don't like that. 259 00:14:17,885 --> 00:14:20,205 Speaker 1: Always the older men that are just praying on people, 260 00:14:20,365 --> 00:14:23,925 Speaker 1: I'm disgusted by that. So I think basically what I 261 00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:26,445 Speaker 1: want to tell everyone is I don't need y'all to 262 00:14:26,445 --> 00:14:29,445 Speaker 1: be walking around here concerned that a meteorite or some 263 00:14:29,565 --> 00:14:32,165 Speaker 1: like space debris is going to come down here and 264 00:14:32,245 --> 00:14:35,645 Speaker 1: hit you. You have to be extremely special for that 265 00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:38,765 Speaker 1: to happen. And it only happened maybe to this one 266 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,725 Speaker 1: bro in the Ottoman Empire in eighteen eighty eight, which 267 00:14:41,765 --> 00:14:43,885 Speaker 1: the only fun fact about eighteen eighty eight that I 268 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,405 Speaker 1: thought was the stupidest thing that I've ever read. Apparently 269 00:14:46,445 --> 00:14:49,205 Speaker 1: that is the year that has the longest amount of 270 00:14:49,325 --> 00:14:52,085 Speaker 1: Roman numerals in it. So if you're into Roman numerals, 271 00:14:52,085 --> 00:14:54,285 Speaker 1: that's a stupid ass fact that I'm just telling you 272 00:14:54,365 --> 00:14:57,525 Speaker 1: about that year. That was an excellent story, Cappy, thank 273 00:14:57,525 --> 00:15:04,845 Speaker 1: you so very much. We will be right back. My 274 00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:06,685 Speaker 1: little black is right in front of me, and he's 275 00:15:06,685 --> 00:15:10,045 Speaker 1: just looking at me with little little sad eyes. I 276 00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:12,405 Speaker 1: love you so much. Is he looking at you and 277 00:15:12,525 --> 00:15:15,085 Speaker 1: telling you that you need to do your story? Oh 278 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:22,005 Speaker 1: all right? Yeo, wow, okay, fine, fine, fun fine, um okay. 279 00:15:22,165 --> 00:15:24,685 Speaker 1: I have a fun story for everyone. So it's about 280 00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:28,285 Speaker 1: this dude in sixteen seventy one. His name was Francis Vtel. 281 00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:32,045 Speaker 1: So he was essentially the head servant of Nicolas Fouquet, 282 00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:36,325 Speaker 1: who was this superintendent of finances in France. Against name. 283 00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:41,845 Speaker 1: All right, very funny, very funny everyone, Okay, I continue, 284 00:15:41,845 --> 00:15:44,645 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I mean the French nobility was terrible back then, 285 00:15:44,685 --> 00:15:47,165 Speaker 1: so I do not mind all of us calling them 286 00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:50,165 Speaker 1: fuck boys. And then he also served as guy called 287 00:15:50,245 --> 00:15:52,805 Speaker 1: Louis the second, who was a French general from this 288 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:57,125 Speaker 1: European dynasty called the House of Bourbon. Now we all 289 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,965 Speaker 1: know that French nobility was trash and that's why the 290 00:16:00,005 --> 00:16:03,125 Speaker 1: French Revolution happened. So this man, this is important for 291 00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:06,005 Speaker 1: the story. So this man was a high ranking servant 292 00:16:06,045 --> 00:16:09,045 Speaker 1: and he was tasked to host a two thousand person 293 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:13,285 Speaker 1: banquet in honor of Louis the fourteenth at this chateau, 294 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:16,445 Speaker 1: the Shantilli, which is basically a big ass castle. And 295 00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:19,525 Speaker 1: they would call these things like country houses or like estates, 296 00:16:19,525 --> 00:16:23,845 Speaker 1: but chateaus are castles. They are massive. I've been to 297 00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:28,685 Speaker 1: this chateau, not to brag, shanty. Okay, you've been to 298 00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:33,085 Speaker 1: the chateau. Yeah, it's really it's quite nice. Yeah, no, 299 00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:35,245 Speaker 1: I would like to go to it. I would love 300 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:38,645 Speaker 1: to go to a two thousand person party. You know. Well, 301 00:16:38,845 --> 00:16:42,325 Speaker 1: things got dark really quickly. So let's see what happened. Well, 302 00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:46,245 Speaker 1: I mean, you'd probably be into it. So basically he 303 00:16:46,485 --> 00:16:49,485 Speaker 1: had to host this banquet and he had planned everything 304 00:16:49,565 --> 00:16:52,125 Speaker 1: down to the tea. He was real excited about it. 305 00:16:52,285 --> 00:16:57,245 Speaker 1: Mind you, like this man oversees dozens of employees, dozens 306 00:16:57,245 --> 00:17:00,525 Speaker 1: of servants, and he, you know, his employer is like 307 00:17:00,565 --> 00:17:04,085 Speaker 1: this really really fancy French guy. So he plans everything 308 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,525 Speaker 1: down to the tea. But things start going wrong, just 309 00:17:06,565 --> 00:17:09,645 Speaker 1: like little mishaps. Now history does not go into detail 310 00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:12,805 Speaker 1: as to what these mishaps are, but I'm assuming there 311 00:17:12,805 --> 00:17:16,445 Speaker 1: are things like the flower guy like brought white roses 312 00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:20,205 Speaker 1: instead of like pink roses. That's exactly what I was thinking, right, Yeah, 313 00:17:20,285 --> 00:17:22,405 Speaker 1: just like little things, or like servants were wearing the 314 00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:25,405 Speaker 1: wrong neck scarves or like, I don't know, just like 315 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:29,445 Speaker 1: random etiquette things that just like made his anxiety start peeking. 316 00:17:29,885 --> 00:17:33,405 Speaker 1: But then this is what got really really bad. The 317 00:17:33,445 --> 00:17:37,485 Speaker 1: sheer lateness of the seafood delivery to the banquet made him, 318 00:17:37,605 --> 00:17:42,205 Speaker 1: lock himself up, kill himself, and then he was found 319 00:17:42,285 --> 00:17:44,325 Speaker 1: by one of his employees when they went to look 320 00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:47,045 Speaker 1: for him to tell him that the seafood had finally arrived. 321 00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:50,125 Speaker 1: First of all, nobody nobody come up and say that, like, 322 00:17:50,205 --> 00:17:52,205 Speaker 1: women are the most dramatic ever. That is the most 323 00:17:52,285 --> 00:17:59,645 Speaker 1: dramatic thing I've ever heard. Right, that was so beautiful. 324 00:17:59,685 --> 00:18:01,365 Speaker 1: I was really hoping that we would get Gabby's French 325 00:18:01,525 --> 00:18:04,525 Speaker 1: person impression. Like I was really excited for it. I 326 00:18:04,525 --> 00:18:07,085 Speaker 1: am very sided about the flaws and the food. Don't 327 00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:11,405 Speaker 1: know the clams, No, I mean, I just so it 328 00:18:11,485 --> 00:18:14,325 Speaker 1: made me start thinking because I do empathize with this guy, 329 00:18:14,525 --> 00:18:18,805 Speaker 1: like he had a terrible boss. Because listen to this, 330 00:18:18,845 --> 00:18:22,045 Speaker 1: so louis the second right, he was five five, He 331 00:18:22,205 --> 00:18:25,965 Speaker 1: had this thing called macrocephaline, so basically his head was 332 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:31,045 Speaker 1: abnormally large, and he was, according to historic sources, not 333 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,685 Speaker 1: very smart and going insane. So this was his boss. 334 00:18:34,085 --> 00:18:37,045 Speaker 1: Now I can feel like why he felt the need 335 00:18:37,085 --> 00:18:41,005 Speaker 1: to kill himself, because I personally, if I've ever messed 336 00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:43,005 Speaker 1: up at a job, specifically the job that I'm at now, 337 00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:46,125 Speaker 1: I literally literally makes me want to like and throw 338 00:18:46,205 --> 00:18:48,325 Speaker 1: myself off a bridge if I mess up, so I 339 00:18:48,325 --> 00:18:50,605 Speaker 1: can kind of understand where he was coming from that, 340 00:18:50,685 --> 00:18:53,125 Speaker 1: and I honestly think we should like remember him with 341 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:56,365 Speaker 1: empathy and respect. I've had anxious moments the first time, 342 00:18:56,605 --> 00:18:59,445 Speaker 1: the first actually the second day that I had the 343 00:18:59,525 --> 00:19:02,405 Speaker 1: job that I have now, I accidentally booked the wrong 344 00:19:02,605 --> 00:19:08,045 Speaker 1: flight for my boss twice and it was really scary 345 00:19:08,085 --> 00:19:09,885 Speaker 1: and he never found out and he still doesn't know 346 00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:12,765 Speaker 1: to this day. I can understand being scared of your boss, 347 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:16,765 Speaker 1: and I respect him. That's a dramatic way to I mean, 348 00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:19,645 Speaker 1: I have read the comments on some of the podcast 349 00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:22,805 Speaker 1: we've produced, and I've been like, ah, yes, death, that 350 00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:27,685 Speaker 1: would be fine. That's why I don't read the comments. 351 00:19:28,565 --> 00:19:31,285 Speaker 1: I also think I understand like the anxiety of hosting 352 00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:34,245 Speaker 1: like a two thousand person banquet. Like I literally I 353 00:19:34,285 --> 00:19:38,165 Speaker 1: had um three people over at my house, uh what 354 00:19:38,405 --> 00:19:40,965 Speaker 1: like a month and a half ago from my brother's birthday, 355 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,925 Speaker 1: and there were all people that we were quarantining with, 356 00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:47,845 Speaker 1: and um, I scheduled the night and I like timed 357 00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:50,445 Speaker 1: it all out and I blocked it out, and they tried, like, 358 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,925 Speaker 1: for example, taking shots at a time that I hadn't 359 00:19:53,245 --> 00:19:58,045 Speaker 1: dignified to taking shots, and I was like, stop, can't 360 00:19:58,085 --> 00:20:02,245 Speaker 1: take shots right now. It's not at o'clock yet. Yeah, exactly, 361 00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:05,325 Speaker 1: it's not shot o'clock yet. Um don't. I don't know. 362 00:20:05,365 --> 00:20:07,325 Speaker 1: I just feel like he was probably really type. He 363 00:20:07,365 --> 00:20:10,485 Speaker 1: was probably a really anxious king, and I I just 364 00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:13,965 Speaker 1: respect it. And I honestly read this story feeling very 365 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,685 Speaker 1: seen right now. So I would like to share that 366 00:20:16,725 --> 00:20:19,285 Speaker 1: I think we all have some of Franchois in us. 367 00:20:19,925 --> 00:20:22,125 Speaker 1: That does. Look, it does trickle down. If you have 368 00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:26,805 Speaker 1: somebody that's like feeding you this anxiety and this stress, 369 00:20:27,525 --> 00:20:33,005 Speaker 1: then then it does trickle down, so all you be 370 00:20:33,205 --> 00:20:36,565 Speaker 1: nice to people. Also, yes, event planning is very stressful. 371 00:20:36,805 --> 00:20:38,725 Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. I also don't think 372 00:20:38,765 --> 00:20:42,685 Speaker 1: I could have ever worked for French nobility because that 373 00:20:42,805 --> 00:20:45,085 Speaker 1: just seems like a real stressful job. They like chopping 374 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:48,165 Speaker 1: off heads and hanging people and stuff. The guillotine wasn't 375 00:20:48,245 --> 00:20:51,685 Speaker 1: until when was this in sixteen something? Yeah, so this 376 00:20:51,845 --> 00:20:54,685 Speaker 1: was in um sixteen seventy one, So the guillotine wasn't 377 00:20:54,725 --> 00:20:57,165 Speaker 1: until later. But they would still kill. They would still 378 00:20:57,205 --> 00:21:00,485 Speaker 1: kill their servers or like banish them or like fire them. 379 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:04,805 Speaker 1: And then they exactly like they had a lot of 380 00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:08,645 Speaker 1: dead servers. So, Nika, do you have any closing thoughts? 381 00:21:09,045 --> 00:21:14,005 Speaker 1: Tip your servers and be nice to people, and don't 382 00:21:14,085 --> 00:21:17,005 Speaker 1: let anxiety be so all consuming in your life if 383 00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:20,885 Speaker 1: you can manage it. Also, be patient for the shellfish. 384 00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:23,765 Speaker 1: You know, it could show up and it would be okay, right, 385 00:21:23,805 --> 00:21:26,325 Speaker 1: because it did end up showing up. You gotta weight 386 00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:29,285 Speaker 1: on the lobster. Okay, that was wonderful, Nika, thank you 387 00:21:29,405 --> 00:21:32,645 Speaker 1: so much for sharing that story. You are listening to 388 00:21:32,765 --> 00:21:39,005 Speaker 1: cadavery gals, and we'll be right back, all right, So 389 00:21:39,685 --> 00:21:43,445 Speaker 1: tis my tone. My story is also is about an astronomer. 390 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:49,325 Speaker 1: His name is Tico Brah Brah. He was a nobleman 391 00:21:49,365 --> 00:21:53,565 Speaker 1: and astronomer of Denmark. And this guy if you Google 392 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,205 Speaker 1: like you can, you can look at search him and um, 393 00:21:56,205 --> 00:22:01,005 Speaker 1: he's really interesting. Um. He's got this like hopeful shaped face. Um. 394 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,525 Speaker 1: And he had like this reddish hair and then he 395 00:22:03,565 --> 00:22:07,085 Speaker 1: had this like really cool handlebar mustache. But it was 396 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:10,205 Speaker 1: like it was very pronounced and it was amazing in 397 00:22:10,325 --> 00:22:13,245 Speaker 1: the first hipster. Yes, okay, And so he was wearing 398 00:22:13,245 --> 00:22:16,445 Speaker 1: this necklace is the Order of the Elephant, which is 399 00:22:16,485 --> 00:22:20,325 Speaker 1: the highest rank and honor like only people of nobility 400 00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:22,725 Speaker 1: of royalty and like the head of state where this now, 401 00:22:23,045 --> 00:22:25,805 Speaker 1: So this was he died in sixteen oh one, but 402 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:30,325 Speaker 1: they really didn't start using this symbol until much later. 403 00:22:30,485 --> 00:22:32,765 Speaker 1: So I'm wondering. I couldn't figure it out, but I'm 404 00:22:32,805 --> 00:22:36,445 Speaker 1: wondering if he was like the originator of this order. 405 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:38,925 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, No, he might actually be the first 406 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,845 Speaker 1: step for real. Yeah. And the symbol was like, it's 407 00:22:41,885 --> 00:22:44,005 Speaker 1: like this elephant and has this man writing. It looks 408 00:22:44,005 --> 00:22:46,005 Speaker 1: like he has this like chimney coming off of his 409 00:22:46,085 --> 00:22:49,805 Speaker 1: back and then he has this like cross on the elephant. Anyway, 410 00:22:49,845 --> 00:22:53,805 Speaker 1: it's very cool. Anyway, So he was an astronomer. So 411 00:22:53,845 --> 00:22:57,445 Speaker 1: this was before the telescope, so he was he was 412 00:22:57,565 --> 00:23:01,965 Speaker 1: achieved and was one of the most accurate at observing 413 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:05,045 Speaker 1: with the naked eye. He didn't even need an app. Yeah, 414 00:23:05,045 --> 00:23:08,605 Speaker 1: he didn't need an app. He was just our protractor. Yeah, 415 00:23:08,725 --> 00:23:11,605 Speaker 1: so he was able to more accurately than some of 416 00:23:11,645 --> 00:23:14,405 Speaker 1: the instruments that came later on, and like using telescopes 417 00:23:14,445 --> 00:23:17,925 Speaker 1: and whatnot. He was like the most accurate to the 418 00:23:17,965 --> 00:23:20,765 Speaker 1: naked eye. Yeah. I also I did look him up, Taylor. 419 00:23:21,165 --> 00:23:23,685 Speaker 1: He looks like every guy that has ever hit on 420 00:23:23,725 --> 00:23:26,605 Speaker 1: me at a coffee shop, so wonderful. Yeah, like, I 421 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:30,285 Speaker 1: don't know, there's oh, we'll get there. But so this guy, 422 00:23:30,485 --> 00:23:32,885 Speaker 1: he was a twin, but unfortunately his twin did not 423 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,845 Speaker 1: make it. And then when he was I think it 424 00:23:35,925 --> 00:23:38,485 Speaker 1: was he was like two or something, he was kidnapped 425 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,445 Speaker 1: by his aunt and uncle. Now I'm like, I kind 426 00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:43,885 Speaker 1: of have seen conflicting things where it was like, was 427 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:48,285 Speaker 1: it hit that his birth parents were like, Okay, bro, 428 00:23:48,485 --> 00:23:51,445 Speaker 1: you don't have kids, or you can't have kids, like, 429 00:23:51,485 --> 00:23:53,085 Speaker 1: you can just have one of mine, because he was 430 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:56,325 Speaker 1: one of twelve, so they were like, yeah, you can 431 00:23:56,365 --> 00:23:59,605 Speaker 1: just have like one of ours type deal. Anyway, very 432 00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:02,845 Speaker 1: strange raisins. But he got a really great education and 433 00:24:02,885 --> 00:24:05,045 Speaker 1: he became an astronomer and a mathematician and all of 434 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:08,245 Speaker 1: these things. Super smart. Okay, so here's this fun fact. 435 00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,965 Speaker 1: So when he needs twenty, he got into an argument 436 00:24:11,005 --> 00:24:15,365 Speaker 1: with his cousin about like some math problem or something. So, 437 00:24:15,445 --> 00:24:18,485 Speaker 1: as one would do in the fifteen hundreds, they dueled. 438 00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:22,445 Speaker 1: But also this was in the dark, so that's it's 439 00:24:22,485 --> 00:24:24,685 Speaker 1: harder to duel in the dark. I'm I would imagine, 440 00:24:24,725 --> 00:24:30,245 Speaker 1: I'm not. They dueled over a math problem. M what 441 00:24:30,405 --> 00:24:34,125 Speaker 1: was the problem? You know, I just don't know. I 442 00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:39,765 Speaker 1: am not. It was not specified on the internet. Some 443 00:24:40,005 --> 00:24:45,725 Speaker 1: division division. Sorry, I would Oh that's funny, Gabby, I 444 00:24:45,725 --> 00:24:48,765 Speaker 1: would be arguing long division anyway. So they dueled in 445 00:24:48,805 --> 00:24:53,445 Speaker 1: the dark, and he ended up losing his nose. He 446 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,285 Speaker 1: got his nose cut off, so he had to wear it. 447 00:24:55,325 --> 00:24:57,405 Speaker 1: Listen to this, y'all, you're gonna love this. He had 448 00:24:57,445 --> 00:25:00,885 Speaker 1: a prosthetic nose that he wore the rest of his life. 449 00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:04,965 Speaker 1: So find that iteration, niga. It's great. Um. So it 450 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:07,645 Speaker 1: said that it was made of silver and gold, and 451 00:25:07,765 --> 00:25:10,605 Speaker 1: you guys, he would keep like a little pouch of glue. 452 00:25:10,645 --> 00:25:12,965 Speaker 1: If it were to get like loose and wabbly like, 453 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:15,445 Speaker 1: he would glue it to his face. That's like me 454 00:25:15,565 --> 00:25:17,125 Speaker 1: with my press on nails. I keep blue on me 455 00:25:17,245 --> 00:25:20,045 Speaker 1: at all times. That's so funny. I love how you 456 00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:24,965 Speaker 1: can relate to wait like we have so much in common. Okay, 457 00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:27,085 Speaker 1: but we're here for for his death, right, Okay. So 458 00:25:27,245 --> 00:25:30,365 Speaker 1: you've heard of Kepler, right, Um, you may know him 459 00:25:30,365 --> 00:25:36,565 Speaker 1: because you've heard of the Kepler law of planetary motion law. 460 00:25:38,845 --> 00:25:41,725 Speaker 1: The gist is the gist is is that described the 461 00:25:41,765 --> 00:25:46,205 Speaker 1: planetary motion around the Sun. And he was bra He's assistant. 462 00:25:46,685 --> 00:25:50,485 Speaker 1: So so this guy Kepler was working underneath bra He 463 00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:53,445 Speaker 1: and to and so he and so Kepler was actually 464 00:25:53,445 --> 00:25:56,525 Speaker 1: the one that informed us about his death. So they 465 00:25:56,525 --> 00:25:59,565 Speaker 1: were at a banquet in Prague, um where brah When 466 00:25:59,565 --> 00:26:01,285 Speaker 1: he was there, he had to go to the bathroom. 467 00:26:01,405 --> 00:26:04,245 Speaker 1: But he was like, you know, it's really rude. I 468 00:26:04,285 --> 00:26:05,765 Speaker 1: don't want it, like I don't want to be so 469 00:26:05,845 --> 00:26:07,685 Speaker 1: I'm just not going to go. I'll just hold it. Okay, 470 00:26:08,685 --> 00:26:11,445 Speaker 1: I'm literally simping for this man. We have so much 471 00:26:11,485 --> 00:26:14,125 Speaker 1: in common, Like he also has bathroom anxiety. No, he 472 00:26:14,245 --> 00:26:16,885 Speaker 1: does have bathroom anxiety. And let me tell you this 473 00:26:16,925 --> 00:26:19,525 Speaker 1: did not go over a while for Brahi. Okay, he 474 00:26:20,365 --> 00:26:21,765 Speaker 1: so when he got home, he was like, oh, I 475 00:26:21,805 --> 00:26:23,645 Speaker 1: gotta go. So he went, and he like was really 476 00:26:23,645 --> 00:26:25,805 Speaker 1: struggling too. It was like a really it was a problem, 477 00:26:25,805 --> 00:26:28,005 Speaker 1: Like he couldn't really go, like it was only like 478 00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:31,085 Speaker 1: smaller spurts and like it was like painful and all 479 00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:34,005 Speaker 1: this stuff and um, and I guess Kepler was like, dude, 480 00:26:34,005 --> 00:26:35,765 Speaker 1: you should have just like gone while you were there. 481 00:26:36,445 --> 00:26:39,485 Speaker 1: But at last he did not, So eleven days later 482 00:26:40,205 --> 00:26:42,605 Speaker 1: he died basically, like he was just having like your 483 00:26:43,405 --> 00:26:50,205 Speaker 1: nation issues and died. So um, they believed that they 484 00:26:50,205 --> 00:26:53,925 Speaker 1: believed that was the problem. And you know that's kind 485 00:26:53,925 --> 00:26:57,005 Speaker 1: of just how that that happened. Do you think it 486 00:26:57,085 --> 00:27:02,125 Speaker 1: was like an infection? So yeah, so I mean, look, 487 00:27:02,165 --> 00:27:05,365 Speaker 1: this was in fifteen or like sixteen oh one, right, 488 00:27:05,565 --> 00:27:07,845 Speaker 1: so they just knew that he was having bladder issues 489 00:27:07,885 --> 00:27:11,525 Speaker 1: at the time. It all started from him holding holding 490 00:27:11,525 --> 00:27:13,685 Speaker 1: it rather than just going. So he should have just 491 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:17,325 Speaker 1: been a little bit rude and gone to the bathroom 492 00:27:17,405 --> 00:27:20,245 Speaker 1: rather than holding it, because he would still be alive anyway. 493 00:27:21,165 --> 00:27:25,605 Speaker 1: I probably also washes dick, that's true. I'll know, sixteen 494 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,445 Speaker 1: oh one, do you think they had a clean dick? 495 00:27:28,365 --> 00:27:31,125 Speaker 1: I actually, I actually do remember reading something This was 496 00:27:31,165 --> 00:27:34,605 Speaker 1: like earlier in the fifteen hundreds of like, um, the 497 00:27:34,685 --> 00:27:39,885 Speaker 1: reason that um weddings were really popular in May was 498 00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:42,605 Speaker 1: because they only so people would only like take four 499 00:27:43,005 --> 00:27:46,285 Speaker 1: baths a year and so and like that was like 500 00:27:46,325 --> 00:27:51,005 Speaker 1: the springtime cleaning cleansing, and so people still smelled relatively 501 00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:53,285 Speaker 1: good by by that time. So that's when people got 502 00:27:53,325 --> 00:27:56,525 Speaker 1: why people got married around May. And on the reason 503 00:27:56,765 --> 00:28:00,285 Speaker 1: that m Bride's hold flowers is to cover up to 504 00:28:00,405 --> 00:28:07,125 Speaker 1: mask the smell. My god, for a year, it was 505 00:28:07,405 --> 00:28:09,125 Speaker 1: it's it's something like that. I have to go back 506 00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:11,645 Speaker 1: and look. But um, are you ready to continue with 507 00:28:11,685 --> 00:28:16,725 Speaker 1: this story? Okay, I'm just saying he had a uti, right, 508 00:28:17,965 --> 00:28:20,205 Speaker 1: they don't really know. They don't really know he was 509 00:28:20,245 --> 00:28:23,085 Speaker 1: basically it hurt when he urinated and he couldn't really 510 00:28:23,085 --> 00:28:25,605 Speaker 1: do it. So it sounded sounds a little utish, right, 511 00:28:26,165 --> 00:28:30,165 Speaker 1: But look, this plagued other scientists because he was so 512 00:28:30,405 --> 00:28:34,045 Speaker 1: he was very talented and very smart, and so this 513 00:28:34,165 --> 00:28:38,885 Speaker 1: is just plagued the world forever. Right. Yeah, So in 514 00:28:39,005 --> 00:28:42,565 Speaker 1: nineteen oh one, they were like, you know, we need 515 00:28:42,605 --> 00:28:44,325 Speaker 1: to we need to really get to the bottom of 516 00:28:44,325 --> 00:28:47,285 Speaker 1: how he died. So they exhumed his body in nineteen 517 00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:52,165 Speaker 1: oh one, thinking maybe he had kidney stones or um, 518 00:28:52,445 --> 00:28:56,685 Speaker 1: that maybe it was urreemia, which is basically where like 519 00:28:57,085 --> 00:28:59,845 Speaker 1: uria gets into your which is like the main component 520 00:28:59,885 --> 00:29:02,405 Speaker 1: of urine obviously gets into your blood and then just 521 00:29:02,445 --> 00:29:05,165 Speaker 1: like infects your blood or whatever. So that was kind 522 00:29:05,165 --> 00:29:08,845 Speaker 1: of like, you know, maybe that's what happened. Okay, So 523 00:29:08,885 --> 00:29:10,405 Speaker 1: then they were like they were trying to come up 524 00:29:10,405 --> 00:29:12,485 Speaker 1: with other reasons, like maybe that's not what it was. 525 00:29:12,565 --> 00:29:16,005 Speaker 1: And so they were like, well, he was also into 526 00:29:16,085 --> 00:29:18,805 Speaker 1: alchemy as well, and so they thought maybe there was 527 00:29:18,845 --> 00:29:21,605 Speaker 1: some kind of like mercury poisoning or something like that. 528 00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:25,965 Speaker 1: And then they thought, well, maybe he was poisoned because 529 00:29:26,005 --> 00:29:30,885 Speaker 1: he had some haters, okay, because he had a juicy turn. 530 00:29:32,245 --> 00:29:35,285 Speaker 1: So basically, three hundred years later, they're still like, you know, 531 00:29:35,605 --> 00:29:38,205 Speaker 1: maybe he was murdered. Maybe, like they're like trying to 532 00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:41,005 Speaker 1: drum up some drama in his life. So they were 533 00:29:41,205 --> 00:29:45,285 Speaker 1: so they're basically two suspects. One was Kepler, who was 534 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,165 Speaker 1: his assistant if you remember, and went on to be 535 00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:50,845 Speaker 1: very successful, and so they were like, oh, maybe Kepler 536 00:29:50,965 --> 00:29:52,765 Speaker 1: was like I don't need this man in my life 537 00:29:52,765 --> 00:29:56,085 Speaker 1: anymore because I have discovered he has discovered something that 538 00:29:56,165 --> 00:29:58,925 Speaker 1: I want to take credit for. The other option was 539 00:29:59,445 --> 00:30:02,885 Speaker 1: that it was King Christian the fourth and do you 540 00:30:03,245 --> 00:30:06,445 Speaker 1: want to know why he would kill um? Do you 541 00:30:06,485 --> 00:30:09,285 Speaker 1: want to know why he would maybe kill Brahi? Yes? Please? 542 00:30:09,925 --> 00:30:13,605 Speaker 1: He was rumored to have relations with his mother, the 543 00:30:13,765 --> 00:30:19,445 Speaker 1: king's mother. Oh what the drama? I tell you his 544 00:30:19,565 --> 00:30:23,365 Speaker 1: own his own mom? Or are they the king's mom? 545 00:30:25,045 --> 00:30:29,365 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no, no, please hold So Brahi, our astronomer, 546 00:30:29,605 --> 00:30:34,085 Speaker 1: our ass torontomer friend. Yes, was having relations possible relations 547 00:30:34,285 --> 00:30:38,645 Speaker 1: with the King's mother. Yes, the fuck boys are alive. 548 00:30:38,685 --> 00:30:43,725 Speaker 1: And well, I know in this I thought this guy 549 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,205 Speaker 1: was you know, he was all polite because he was like, 550 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,125 Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude and by going to 551 00:30:48,165 --> 00:30:51,965 Speaker 1: the restroom during this banquet. But but then he's going around, 552 00:30:52,205 --> 00:30:56,485 Speaker 1: you know, sleeping with King's moms. He had a wife, right, 553 00:30:57,445 --> 00:31:02,445 Speaker 1: he did? They also they also when they exhumed Brahi, 554 00:31:02,565 --> 00:31:06,005 Speaker 1: they also exumed his wife. But then as they were 555 00:31:06,005 --> 00:31:08,165 Speaker 1: doing that, they had issues with her crypt and her 556 00:31:08,445 --> 00:31:12,285 Speaker 1: crypt like broke. There was some drama there. So they 557 00:31:12,325 --> 00:31:14,405 Speaker 1: like got some mustache hair and they were like, they 558 00:31:14,445 --> 00:31:18,485 Speaker 1: found that there wasn't enough mercury or poisoning in his 559 00:31:18,525 --> 00:31:23,845 Speaker 1: hair follicle to be lethal. So fast barn into twenty 560 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:27,205 Speaker 1: ten and we're still not over Hey, I've been over 561 00:31:27,245 --> 00:31:30,925 Speaker 1: it for a while, Taylor, I know. Look anyway, So 562 00:31:30,965 --> 00:31:35,205 Speaker 1: that's when they discovered that basically he probably wasn't murdered, 563 00:31:35,285 --> 00:31:40,605 Speaker 1: and they concluded that it was likely just his bladder bursted. Yeuck. 564 00:31:41,005 --> 00:31:42,885 Speaker 1: But it was just like they couldn't get over it. 565 00:31:42,885 --> 00:31:44,765 Speaker 1: I mean, he died in sixteen oh one and in 566 00:31:44,805 --> 00:31:48,325 Speaker 1: twenty ten, they were still like, man, what happened to Brasse? 567 00:31:48,885 --> 00:31:51,765 Speaker 1: But here's the thing, Like look him up, like I'm 568 00:31:51,805 --> 00:31:54,925 Speaker 1: looking into his eyes and it's it's I mean, I 569 00:31:54,925 --> 00:31:58,245 Speaker 1: can understand why people would want to exsume his body twice. Okay. Also, 570 00:31:58,765 --> 00:32:01,005 Speaker 1: this is this is some other drama, and this is 571 00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:03,565 Speaker 1: just this is not confirmed, This is not this is 572 00:32:03,605 --> 00:32:05,645 Speaker 1: just kind of like I don't know, maybe this and 573 00:32:05,685 --> 00:32:08,205 Speaker 1: maybe it didn't. So he said that his nose that 574 00:32:08,805 --> 00:32:11,245 Speaker 1: his prosthetic knows that he had was made of silver 575 00:32:11,405 --> 00:32:14,925 Speaker 1: and gold. But then once they when they dug him 576 00:32:15,005 --> 00:32:18,925 Speaker 1: up or the examation happened, they've realized it was bronze. 577 00:32:19,445 --> 00:32:22,245 Speaker 1: And so some people were like, oh, maybe they stole 578 00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:25,725 Speaker 1: his nose, like his fancy nose, because it was possible 579 00:32:25,765 --> 00:32:27,725 Speaker 1: that he had like a daily nose. And then he 580 00:32:27,805 --> 00:32:30,885 Speaker 1: also maybe I think a fancy nose. I don't know. 581 00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:37,685 Speaker 1: Oh no, this is got me. You're on a roll. 582 00:32:38,805 --> 00:32:41,925 Speaker 1: So there's a there is there is a possibility that 583 00:32:42,005 --> 00:32:44,685 Speaker 1: like somebody stole his fancy nose. But this also could 584 00:32:44,725 --> 00:32:48,005 Speaker 1: just be total rumor that I'm totally making up right now. 585 00:32:48,405 --> 00:32:52,605 Speaker 1: But um, I don't know, Taylor, I think that considering 586 00:32:52,605 --> 00:32:54,605 Speaker 1: this happened in like the sixteen hundreds, you're doing a 587 00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:57,125 Speaker 1: pretty good job. Like it's it's not rumors. I think. 588 00:32:57,165 --> 00:33:00,565 Speaker 1: I think you're killing it. I really this gossip, this 589 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,685 Speaker 1: gossip and this hearsay that we're promoting on this podcast 590 00:33:03,685 --> 00:33:06,045 Speaker 1: about this guy's nose. I want to get down to 591 00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:11,125 Speaker 1: the deets. Yeah, actually I stole his nose. I admit it. 592 00:33:11,325 --> 00:33:14,245 Speaker 1: I did the whole thing. It could have been grave robbing, 593 00:33:14,365 --> 00:33:17,645 Speaker 1: you know, Like okay, but I really hate the idea 594 00:33:17,645 --> 00:33:20,765 Speaker 1: of someone's body being exhoomed, Like I hate that. Literally, 595 00:33:20,805 --> 00:33:23,405 Speaker 1: he's been resting since the sixteen hundreds, and they're like, 596 00:33:23,645 --> 00:33:25,485 Speaker 1: we want to figure out who killed you, Like he 597 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:29,565 Speaker 1: doesn't care, he's not here anymore. He's often another or 598 00:33:29,805 --> 00:33:31,885 Speaker 1: maybe he's right here. Actually, I don't even want to 599 00:33:31,925 --> 00:33:34,725 Speaker 1: joke about that. I reject those words. I don't want 600 00:33:34,765 --> 00:33:37,165 Speaker 1: to check about that. Cover said he had to go 601 00:33:37,205 --> 00:33:40,285 Speaker 1: to the bathroom, didn't go, had some pea problems later, 602 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:43,645 Speaker 1: and then he died eleven days later. Like that's I mean, like, 603 00:33:43,685 --> 00:33:45,325 Speaker 1: what more do you need to know? I love that 604 00:33:45,365 --> 00:33:47,805 Speaker 1: you're calling it pea problems, like he's a Toddler that 605 00:33:47,885 --> 00:33:50,805 Speaker 1: just like didn't know how to go to the bathroom. Play, yeah, 606 00:33:50,845 --> 00:33:53,405 Speaker 1: I'll take are you having some pea problems? Like that's 607 00:33:53,445 --> 00:33:55,365 Speaker 1: literally what I pictured in my head when you said that. 608 00:33:56,005 --> 00:33:58,645 Speaker 1: I mean, I think I think he was like literally 609 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,805 Speaker 1: like sin a nextic coupler going, hey, man, like I 610 00:34:00,885 --> 00:34:02,205 Speaker 1: really have to go to the bathroom, but I really 611 00:34:02,205 --> 00:34:03,725 Speaker 1: think it'd be rude. So I'm just gonna not go. 612 00:34:03,805 --> 00:34:05,965 Speaker 1: And I'm trying. I mean, that's what's happening right now, 613 00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:07,885 Speaker 1: and now I'm freaking out, and I'm like, I probably 614 00:34:07,885 --> 00:34:09,965 Speaker 1: should go because I don't want the same thing to 615 00:34:10,005 --> 00:34:12,485 Speaker 1: happen to me. Yeah. So my point is for you 616 00:34:12,605 --> 00:34:16,885 Speaker 1: two ladies or anybody else out there who has bathroom anxiety, 617 00:34:17,605 --> 00:34:21,325 Speaker 1: is like, don't hold it for too long, be careful. 618 00:34:21,445 --> 00:34:24,965 Speaker 1: That is not how anxiety works. Taylor, I'm never going 619 00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:28,165 Speaker 1: to be able to pee again. You can't just tell 620 00:34:28,165 --> 00:34:30,805 Speaker 1: me not to not pee, Okay, And now I know 621 00:34:30,845 --> 00:34:33,725 Speaker 1: I'm gonna die, so it's gonna be extra stressful. No, 622 00:34:33,885 --> 00:34:37,885 Speaker 1: just being anxious. I'm cured. And what you're gonna tell 623 00:34:37,925 --> 00:34:41,565 Speaker 1: me to stop peeing into my toilet filled with mercury? 624 00:34:41,965 --> 00:34:44,405 Speaker 1: What are you trying? To do to me, Taylor, I'm 625 00:34:44,405 --> 00:34:46,085 Speaker 1: just telling you to go to the bathroom. If you 626 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:51,805 Speaker 1: have to go to the bathroom, nobody cares. Okay, week, 627 00:34:52,325 --> 00:34:55,565 Speaker 1: please journal about this and then we'll report back in 628 00:34:55,645 --> 00:35:01,925 Speaker 1: three hundred years. Okay, Um, thank you, Taylor. I really 629 00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:04,325 Speaker 1: did enjoy that story and that actually has helped me 630 00:35:04,445 --> 00:35:09,925 Speaker 1: personally in my own bathroom journey. Look, you know, if 631 00:35:09,965 --> 00:35:14,445 Speaker 1: there's any takeaways, just try try not take care of yourself. 632 00:35:15,165 --> 00:35:19,365 Speaker 1: Take care of yourself. I love it self. Care and this, 633 00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:40,365 Speaker 1: my friends, is Cadaver Gaws Good until next week. 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