1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:10,720 Speaker 1: It's another double phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, 2 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 1: what's up. This is Donk. 3 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 2: I'm calling from dog daycare and I was looking for Nichole, 4 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 2: whose dog Graham is here for like a week now. 5 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 3: Uh, yes, this is everything. 6 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: What's up, Nichole? It's Donk. 7 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:36,519 Speaker 3: I'm Donk. I'm picking Graham up today. 8 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: Is is everything right? 9 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 2: Well? Yeah, so, like I was looking at the skeateg today, 10 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,920 Speaker 2: you knew, like checking out like what pops are going 11 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,919 Speaker 2: to be going home, what pops need to go for walks, 12 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,559 Speaker 2: what pups need to get washes, you know, And I 13 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 2: saw that your dog Graham was scheduled to go home 14 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 2: today and just wanted to call and ask and see 15 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 2: if it's like cool if he stays for like another 16 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 2: week for another why like if you let us keep 17 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 2: him here at the dog daycare for just like one 18 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 2: more week, I'll like cut your the week that you 19 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,279 Speaker 2: had for him staying here, like cut it in half, 20 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 2: prize wise, you know what I mean? 21 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 3: Like, Okay, Donk, why would I pay anything for you 22 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 3: to hold on? Why do you want my dog? 23 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 2: Though? 24 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 3: Now I'm a little frightened. 25 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 2: Okay, here's like big discount situation coming up. 26 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 3: I don't care, but it doesn't matter about the discount. 27 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 3: I don't need him to say I appreciate the offer. 28 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 3: But I'll be in town, so I'm going to pick 29 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 3: up my dog today. Your schedules, please have him groomed 30 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 3: when I came up. 31 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: I just need him to go missing by me, like 32 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: another week. Wait. 33 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 3: Wait, you you want my dog to go missing? 34 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I just need another week and then it'll 35 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: be all good. 36 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 3: Wait. Wait, I don't know what you're talking about. You 37 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 3: want to keep my dog so you can make him 38 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 3: go missing. 39 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, are you saying. 40 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 3: That you lost my dog already? 41 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: And you know. 42 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 2: Your dog is cool? Like he's perfectly fine. Actually he's 43 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 2: like really hoppy right now. It's just like he's staying 44 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 2: at my girlfriend's house because like she didn't. 45 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:39,519 Speaker 1: Know out of the facility, so like she was mad. 46 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 2: At me the other day, you know what I mean? 47 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 2: And she doesn't know I got I. 48 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 3: Don't care about your personal relationship. Do you realize I 49 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 3: am going to sue you now you removed my This 50 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 3: is against every single guys in every single form of 51 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:57,080 Speaker 3: paperwork that I signed for you to watch my dog. 52 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,399 Speaker 3: You realize you're going to jail now, right, you admitted 53 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 3: to this. 54 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: I need it, just like another couple of. 55 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 3: Days doesn't make any sense. 56 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: Okay, so it makes no sense. 57 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 2: I gave him to my girlfriend as a guest, like 58 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 2: so she wouldn't be mad at mellegal. 59 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 3: I told her that is you realize you stole my dog, right, 60 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 3: that is any sense? 61 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: But like I'm gonna give him back. 62 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 2: So like my plan was, like all I'm saying is 63 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 2: like if I could just like have them stay there 64 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,799 Speaker 2: for another couple of days, so like she really thinks 65 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 2: that I got it as a gift. And then like 66 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 2: all of a sudden, like doors left open, he gets away, 67 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 2: and then I just give him back to you, you 68 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 2: know what I mean. Then it's not like I took 69 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 2: him back, you know what I mean. 70 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: That's all I need to do. 71 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 3: So you gave my dog to your girlfriend because now 72 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 3: you want it to go missing, and then you're gonna 73 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 3: give it back to me. That is unacceptable behavior. Something 74 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 3: is wrong with you. I don't know if you've had 75 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 3: too many like rotem shakes or something, but something's not 76 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 3: right in your head. Like you are you your parents? 77 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 3: Let's be so angry they raised somebody like you because 78 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 3: you're such a disappointment. 79 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 2: Hey, Nicole, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show 80 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 2: doing a phone prank on you and your friend MICHAELA. 81 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: Sent you up. Excuse me, it's a joke. 82 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 2: Your friend MICHAELA said you've been out of town for 83 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 2: a week and had your new puppy at a boarding 84 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 2: place and wanted to mess with you. 85 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I honestly it was so like I 86 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 3: truly couldn't believe that this guy was calling me for that, really, 87 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 3: like it made no sense, and his name Donk, like 88 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 3: none ever made anything. 89 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubal phone Franks