Speaker 1: Hey, we're not even like.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you're not watching and you're just listening,
Speaker 2: first of all, welcome to this episode.
Speaker 1: Second of all, we thought we were gonna do our
Speaker 1: big one. We came to Mexico City for.
Speaker 2: Like a fun thing, and we were like, yes, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be such a vibe. We'll get a hotel with
Speaker 2: a nice.
Speaker 3: View and we'll film the nice view. And we've been
Speaker 3: here for two days.
Speaker 4: We weren't able to record the first two days, and
Speaker 4: we were like, oh, we'll just get it at night,
Speaker 4: but we weren't able to record at night. So they're like,
Speaker 4: fuck it, we'll get it like an hour before we
Speaker 4: get on our flight and we'll just record it.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: It has not been this, Maggie, the entire time we've
Speaker 4: been here, until we pulled.
Speaker 2: The goddamn camera, Like we are doing it at the
Speaker 2: perfect time where the sun just starts to directly shine,
Speaker 2: and we were like, let's just do it on the balcony. Bitch.
Speaker 2: That balcony is a sauna.
Speaker 3: It's so cold you.
Speaker 2: Only should be illegal for it.
Speaker 3: Raining is so fat. It looks like, shit, we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna boom, so you guys could see us.
Speaker 2: But I just wanted to say I had a pack attack.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Enya like literally had a full blown
Speaker 4: conniption fit melt down. Haven't seen her like that in
Speaker 4: a very very long time. But tell them I got
Speaker 4: you through it.
Speaker 5: I say, Drew can't.
Speaker 1: We're saying that you can't get to certain force.
Speaker 3: Is that a key?
Speaker 5: So Drew had to go up four flights of stairs.
Speaker 5: It was passing out on my bed while I was.
Speaker 1: Having a panic.
Speaker 4: It was only four flights of stairs, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is gonna be easy, like I used like the
Speaker 4: stair machine before big stair machine. By the time I
Speaker 4: got to Enya's bed and shoot and you, I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding, like she was literally and I was like, breathe,
Speaker 4: and you breathe. But meanwhile in my head, I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my fucking god. I literally could see my pulse
Speaker 4: in my eyes, like I could see my veins and
Speaker 4: it was like pulsing red, black and white. And I
Speaker 4: was like, if I have a fucking stroke in bed
Speaker 4: next to Inya while she's having a panic attack, and
Speaker 4: I take this moment from her because we need our moments.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, we need our moment.
Speaker 3: And like I didn't want to take her shine away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't attacked so long, so like I needed that,
Speaker 2: I need that. I would go through that to I know,
Speaker 2: before you got there, it was like visceral. It was
Speaker 2: like guttural, like you would have thought I just found
Speaker 2: out my mom.
Speaker 3: Died again, Like it was.
Speaker 2: It was a bit much like I was pushing it. Also, Okay,
Speaker 2: we we're gonna move to the fucking bad Brad mind
Speaker 2: you we have the we have the podcast set up
Speaker 2: right now on cans. This is kind of cute, guys,
Speaker 2: we're all just chilling.
Speaker 4: No, this is a cute vibe. It's a cute vibe
Speaker 4: in my in your head, in.
Speaker 2: Your ear, and yours. Okay, see I'm putting this off screen, guys, seriously,
Speaker 2: cut it cut it. Does the lighting look fine though?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the juxtaposition, the duality between the last
Speaker 4: shot and this shot. This looks like it's cinema grade.
Speaker 2: Are the wrong side.
Speaker 3: On my side? Who bit true? Is literally? Actually who cares?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I'm on your side though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like maybe I don't know, I do
Speaker 2: have something to say though, that's going to really ruffle
Speaker 2: a lot of feathers. And actually I'm gonna read it
Speaker 2: because I think I wrote it down the perfect way.
Speaker 2: And while I was writing it, I was like, if
Speaker 2: somebody saw this in my notes up, they would think
Speaker 2: I'm insane. I'm gonna say something so controversial right now,
Speaker 2: So like I am bracing for impact, but I really
Speaker 2: don't get the Paul Mezcal ob session, Like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess he's a cute guy, but he also just looks
Speaker 2: like a random white guy who would accidentally skip me
Speaker 2: at a cafe and then think about it the whole
Speaker 2: time in line, and then right before he's about to
Speaker 2: go up, and he would turn around and be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, did I skip you? I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: You can go ahead, And I would just let him
Speaker 2: get his coffee, because who the fuck cares get out
Speaker 2: of my face, you already skip me.
Speaker 4: I'm just now fucking realizing that Paul Mescal in, uh,
Speaker 4: Mike pet Pascal, who's Mike Pescal the other one, the
Speaker 4: Pascal Pedro pass Pedro Pascal. I just realized they're not
Speaker 4: fucking siblings.
Speaker 1: And the Mike Mescal and Pedro Menscal or.
Speaker 3: Not, I just realized they weren't coal.
Speaker 1: It's like completely different name.
Speaker 3: Isn't that lizard in Spanish? Girl, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you're asking the wrong person if I'm
Speaker 2: being honest, like I know Spanish in the way that
Speaker 2: like I needed to survive.
Speaker 4: Hold on, let me see, No, Pascal is a unit
Speaker 4: of pressure.
Speaker 3: Okay, or easter.
Speaker 2: Easter yeah mean Spanish.
Speaker 4: Like, I don't know whatever, but there's something there like
Speaker 4: lizard and Pascal, Like I think it's like the name
Speaker 4: of an animated lizard.
Speaker 3: Character's name is Oh, I.
Speaker 2: Think so, maybe from like Rio or some shit.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's from that movie with the girl with the
Speaker 4: long blonde hair.
Speaker 3: Oh, her man or her chameleon. I think his name Pascal.
Speaker 3: Oh see, we got there. We fucking got there.
Speaker 1: That's callin that liarded No.
Speaker 4: But I literally fully agree. I do not get the obsession.
Speaker 4: He's just a normal guy, like he's.
Speaker 1: A good actor. Like, but I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm actually I'm weirdly scared because like you bitches don't
Speaker 2: play about the people you find sexy, which I understand
Speaker 2: because I feel like people have to fight for my
Speaker 2: right to be sexy too, So we don't.
Speaker 1: Have to fight.
Speaker 3: We all have if we're all a part of this
Speaker 3: fight together.
Speaker 2: To dude, I really can't believe my brain this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was, it was. It was a sight.
Speaker 4: And never do that shit around me ever fucking again,
Speaker 4: because like it was gross.
Speaker 3: You grossed me up. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Like when you were boo crying having a panic attack,
Speaker 4: like it was gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could feel it off of you because you
Speaker 2: like can't really you couldn't hide your face.
Speaker 4: You kept looking at me and you were like yeah,
Speaker 4: like literally, don't do that shit around me.
Speaker 3: You're supposed to be pretty imagine want a story crying?
Speaker 2: Were like, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Guess that you.
Speaker 1: I have been pushed there before.
Speaker 3: That's literally you have a problem only about men.
Speaker 4: If a man cries in front of Inya, she's literally
Speaker 4: immediately like fucking I'm an.
Speaker 3: Exception, Josiah as an exception, Like we know this week.
Speaker 2: You'll have your limits. Like that's how fucking crazy I am, Like,
Speaker 2: there have you no, damn, there have been times where
Speaker 2: you was going through and I'm like, girl, it is
Speaker 2: not that like and then I have a moment of
Speaker 2: clarity after I'm like, I'm such a bitch.
Speaker 4: Like also, y'all, the rat tail is still here, but
Speaker 4: it's all.
Speaker 1: It looks cool, crazy.
Speaker 3: It's a ball.
Speaker 4: I've been wearing it like this for the past four
Speaker 4: days because Enya fucking disappeared and wasn't there to goddamn
Speaker 4: braid my hair, and I don't know how to braid it.
Speaker 4: I know how to braid hair, but I can't braid
Speaker 4: my own hair from the back. Hit it from the
Speaker 4: back a.
Speaker 3: But I didn't. I didn't have a talk is.
Speaker 1: Like the way both of us talk.
Speaker 4: I didn't have any to braid it. So I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna go up to the camera and show y'all and
Speaker 4: like it looks we see, we see, and we don't judge.
Speaker 3: We see and we don't.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, literally, okay it looks crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you look so good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I walked through the airport like that, and I was like,
Speaker 4: if if I'm ever gonna get randomly screened for anything
Speaker 4: in my life, like randomly screened, it's gonna be for
Speaker 4: this tuft of hair. And I literally look like I'm
Speaker 4: carrying nuclear bombs to the fucking airport. Wasn't, by the way,
Speaker 4: but I didn't get tested. Yeah, not this time this time.
Speaker 4: But I didn't get tested, but when me and Josh
Speaker 4: were flying to Sarahcuse, I got randomly screened.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: They swabbed my entire body, like they put that fucking
Speaker 4: like it was like a plastic swab and they put
Speaker 4: it up my ass basically like, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: Get that one isn't the one with the weird paper
Speaker 2: attached to it.
Speaker 4: There was no paper on it. It was just like a
Speaker 4: wand that they like rubbed all over my body. And
Speaker 4: I was like, bitch, why would there be coke between
Speaker 4: my toes?
Speaker 2: But you were not slick?
Speaker 4: Wait, that's kind of like a genius spot hiding drugs
Speaker 4: between your toes and your socks and your shoes.
Speaker 2: I guess, But like how much could you really hide there?
Speaker 3: Like what are you gonna wear? Four slots on either side?
Speaker 3: Eight slots?
Speaker 2: But yeah, what could you fit in there? Like I
Speaker 2: can't like fit like we th pills pills.
Speaker 3: Eight pills. You could fit eight baggies of that.
Speaker 2: Just doesn't seem worth it, like to be smuggling that little.
Speaker 2: But I guess people smuggle drugs all the time for
Speaker 2: personal use. I always think of smuggling drugs. It's like
Speaker 2: for resale.
Speaker 4: That poor woman. I like watched this documentary and then
Speaker 4: I had to show Inya. But like there was this
Speaker 4: girl that kept getting like scammed, like she kept like
Speaker 4: falling in love online and she was like a widow
Speaker 4: and it was really really sad vibes, Like I'm not laughing.
Speaker 2: At her, I'm just laughing at like, dude, I can't
Speaker 2: believe we've gone here, Like we've gotten to the point
Speaker 2: that people could just get online and like get scammed
Speaker 2: over and over and over again and not learn.
Speaker 4: It's so it's really sad, and like she's very boomer mentality.
Speaker 4: I don't think she like knew that there were scams
Speaker 4: out there. She just thought she was falling in love
Speaker 4: over and over again. But like, so the first part
Speaker 4: of this is she fell in someone love with someone online,
Speaker 4: and everybody in her life was like, do not send
Speaker 4: him money. Like y'all can play, y'all can have fun,
Speaker 4: but do not send him fucking money.
Speaker 3: And what do you think she did?
Speaker 4: She sends him two hundred and fifty fucking thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Two and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Like Okay, we need to rewind because I hear too
Speaker 2: many stories about old ass people getting that much. How
Speaker 2: do you have that much money?
Speaker 4: That's wealth hoarding, babe. Their houses cost like one thousand
Speaker 4: dollars because they bought.
Speaker 2: Him in like fucking sixteen eighty three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, that's the wealth that is.
Speaker 2: Being hoarded if you live in a house that's being
Speaker 2: passed down generationally. I seriously don't want to fucking look
Speaker 2: at you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the what was I gonna say? Oh, she
Speaker 4: sent two hundred fifty thousand dollars to this man, and
Speaker 4: then shortly after I don't remember how, but she found
Speaker 4: out it was a scam. Well, then everybody in her
Speaker 4: life was like, oh, I'm so sorry, Like that sucks
Speaker 4: so much balls, That sucks so many balls.
Speaker 2: That sucks a huge load of ball.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So then she falls in love with again. She falls
Speaker 4: in love again, and everybody in her life again. Literally
Speaker 4: Charlie wrote that about this.
Speaker 6: Is a scam, But she fell in love again with
Speaker 6: this man and it was very obviously a scam, but
Speaker 6: like everyone in her life was like, please just don't
Speaker 6: send him money.
Speaker 2: Brus See. That's also the always the fucked up shit
Speaker 2: is like it's always the sexiest person you've ever seen
Speaker 2: and the person falling in love is super just.
Speaker 4: Like come on, man, I mean literally, if you think
Speaker 4: about it, like everyone is mid like that's like the
Speaker 4: medium median whatever.
Speaker 2: I guess that is true, Like I feel like most
Speaker 2: people because and this is not to sound insecure or
Speaker 2: like wanting compliments, but I genuinely think I am. Like
Speaker 2: I think I'm good looking, but I don't think I'm
Speaker 2: as hot as people think I am.
Speaker 3: I know you're definitely not.
Speaker 4: You're definitely not good looking, that's for damn sure, Like,
Speaker 4: thank you for coming to that conclusion.
Speaker 2: I mean, it took a while. I wish you told me.
Speaker 3: I've tried.
Speaker 4: I've tried, but do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, I feel like I'm good looking, but people like
Speaker 2: girl and my face is not that serious. I'm not
Speaker 2: eating that hard, like I think it's just that funny.
Speaker 2: But I think it's like your personality adds to it.
Speaker 2: So I think there are a lot of people who
Speaker 2: like if you really, if you really look at anyone
Speaker 2: too long, they look freaky as fuck, like.
Speaker 3: They they look like aliens.
Speaker 2: Just shouldn't be a lot Like I just look at
Speaker 2: them and I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: You're disgusting, nasty humans.
Speaker 2: Especially when I think about our insides, it really freaks
Speaker 2: me out, like.
Speaker 4: And how they're full of gas and they stink and
Speaker 4: they're full of poop, and they're warm and bloody.
Speaker 3: Dude, the warmth.
Speaker 2: And stench of a human body, like like okay, also like,
Speaker 2: let me, I've never smelled that. That's just my imagine.
Speaker 2: I keep seeing these funny talks where it's like somebody
Speaker 2: with OCD talking about how like they'll watch something crazy
Speaker 2: and someone's like, oh my god, could you imagine that?
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine that. The person at the CD
Speaker 2: is like I can. I imagine it in like three seconds.
Speaker 2: I imagine every single part of it.
Speaker 4: Like literally, like I don't have OCD, but I have
Speaker 4: like I have extreme paranoias, but I would describe it
Speaker 4: as and last night, like when I came home from
Speaker 4: our hotel, uh, it was like probably eleven PM, and
Speaker 4: there was like a very strong police presence out front,
Speaker 4: and I was like.
Speaker 3: Oh, WHOA, like I wonder what went down? And then I.
Speaker 4: Realized like, oh, they're here like guarding the hotel. And
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that like absolutely horrifies me because
Speaker 4: like literally, why on earth would that be a thing.
Speaker 4: So I get to my room and I'm just like
Speaker 4: laying in bed, and I'm starting to like spiral and
Speaker 4: freak out, and I'm like, wait, like what if like
Speaker 4: like someone like took over the hotel and like room
Speaker 4: by room, went into each room and like executed the
Speaker 4: people inside. And then I formulated a plan to get
Speaker 4: away and I would go on the balcony and climb
Speaker 4: over to the other room where they just executed the
Speaker 4: people and lay in their bodies and or blood.
Speaker 2: Like you seriously, I can't even get on you though,
Speaker 2: because I think that all the time. I was about
Speaker 2: to say, I can't go out anywhere in the world
Speaker 2: without genuinely being convinced.
Speaker 1: I'm being followed like.
Speaker 4: No literally this morning, literally every waking moment.
Speaker 5: It is so weirdly narcissistic, like to be this paranoid
Speaker 5: because no one gives a fuck about its genuinely convinced.
Speaker 2: Like yesterday in the uber, my uber just so happened
Speaker 2: to be following behind this other car that had their
Speaker 2: hazards on, and I was convinced that I had somehow
Speaker 2: ended up in like a taken scenario.
Speaker 3: I did the same thing. I did the same fucking thing.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was scared to fall asleep in
Speaker 4: the car on the way to you, because I was like, wait,
Speaker 4: if I fall asleep, like they could literally just like
Speaker 4: drive me off a cliff, Like they could just like
Speaker 4: take me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I will never sleep in an uber. Do
Speaker 2: you know how many times I've been on the way
Speaker 2: to the airport like fucking passing out or back home
Speaker 2: from the airport. It's like in the car in general. Also,
Speaker 2: my dad just made me paranoid because every time we
Speaker 2: were driving home, he would be like, make sure you
Speaker 2: look behind you to make sure the person behind you
Speaker 2: hasn't been following you for a long time. And if
Speaker 2: you feel like they've been behind you for a long time,
Speaker 2: you need to go a different way. So now I
Speaker 2: can't drive my car without thinking of being followed. I
Speaker 2: can't walk around like I think you're being followed everywhere,
Speaker 2: Like even though I feel like I accidentally follow people
Speaker 2: all the time, like.
Speaker 4: It's stores of I mean, I literally follow people, Like
Speaker 4: if I see like women like walking alone at night,
Speaker 4: like what I'll do is I'll get behind them and
Speaker 4: I'll just like run at them full fucking speed, like
Speaker 4: as fast as I can, like and like act like
Speaker 4: I'm in and get them. Oh no, it's like it's
Speaker 4: like training, Like I'm like literally like teaching them, like
Speaker 4: like what am I gonna do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly like murderer bootcare.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like chase them away and then I find
Speaker 4: their homes and I like camp out front and I
Speaker 4: tap on their windows.
Speaker 1: They are so funny.
Speaker 2: We literally made haunted houses because we were like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, imagine how funny would feel to get chased
Speaker 2: by a murderer.
Speaker 3: We made scary houses, like the.
Speaker 1: Kind of like we get from being scared is like
Speaker 1: kind of fun for it.
Speaker 3: We're like, wait, we should do that again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we're also we're so paranoid because we
Speaker 2: watch somebody murdered talk you hey, yeah no, it's right genuinely, like, bitch.
Speaker 1: When I order post baces, I literally like.
Speaker 3: I am fearful, run up those damn stairs. I literally
Speaker 3: run away from everything.
Speaker 4: Wait, I didn't finish I didn't finish that story.
Speaker 3: So that's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So this woman she falls in love a second time.
Speaker 4: Everyone is like, girl, like are you actually fucking stupid?
Speaker 4: Like literally, what are you doing? Like this is obviously
Speaker 4: scam and then she got selfies from this man and
Speaker 4: it was very obviously a scam, but she believed it.
Speaker 4: And then this is where it gets fishy. The scammer
Speaker 4: was like, hey, like, I booked you flights to my country,
Speaker 4: Like why don't you pull up and like we can
Speaker 4: hang out and like, well, we'll go sightseeing and you'll
Speaker 4: be here for two weeks and it's all inclusive.
Speaker 3: I'll pay for anything. I'll buy you clothes.
Speaker 4: If you don't have clothes, I'll buy you literally everything.
Speaker 4: And she was like, oh wait, this sounds lit. And
Speaker 4: then everyone in her life was like, oh wait, that
Speaker 4: sounds lit. Like, no scammer is gonna spend twenty thousand
Speaker 4: dollars flying someone out.
Speaker 2: Well then had she even face timed?
Speaker 4: No, they hadn't facetimed them. No, literally applied to where
Speaker 4: was it?
Speaker 3: I have no idea. I can't remember.
Speaker 4: But anyways, the night before she gets on her flight,
Speaker 4: she gets her ticket, so she didn't know she was
Speaker 4: leaving until the night before she left, so she packs
Speaker 4: her bag, she dips. She lands in the other country
Speaker 4: and kind of goes a wall like from her family,
Speaker 4: like they don't hear from her. They don't see her,
Speaker 4: Like they're not talking to her for like about a week,
Speaker 4: and they're like cool, like she literally flew out there,
Speaker 4: got murdered and like as dead as dust.
Speaker 3: Like what the hell? Well she shows out, what the hell?
Speaker 4: She shows back up and she's like, guys, this is amazing,
Speaker 4: like literally everything being paid for. I have a nice
Speaker 4: ass hotel, Like this is a fucking movie. And then
Speaker 4: her family's like, oh, have you met him yet? And
Speaker 4: she's like, no, red flag. I'm like then who are
Speaker 4: you hanging out with? Like what are you doing? And
Speaker 4: she's like, oh, like a driving me around?
Speaker 2: No, literally, like i'd be like you're you're literally too
Speaker 2: far goneety we're gone.
Speaker 4: So his assistants had been driving her around, buying her everything. Well,
Speaker 4: she's about to leave and then the guy messages her
Speaker 4: and was like, hey, sorry, I wasn't able to meet
Speaker 4: you there, but I'm flying to China. Do you want
Speaker 4: to come to China with me and I'll meet you there?
Speaker 4: And she was like, oh, hell yes, And then everybody's
Speaker 4: like damn, like this guy must be like loaded, like
Speaker 4: he's flying all around the world, like I think they
Speaker 4: claimed that he was like.
Speaker 2: A doctor, like a flown business class.
Speaker 4: I don't know what she was being flown, but anyways,
Speaker 4: she gets to the airport with her luggage and then
Speaker 4: right before she goes through security check at the airport,
Speaker 4: they hand her a suitcase full of like designer clothes and.
Speaker 3: She's like what the fuck, Like this is so late.
Speaker 4: He wants me to be pretty for her or pretty
Speaker 4: for him when I get there, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: this is like the greatest day of my life. Well
Speaker 4: then she like facetimes her daughter and is like, look
Speaker 4: at all this designer clothes I'm getting, like they just
Speaker 4: gave it to me, and the daughter was like, please
Speaker 4: don't take that, Like, please don't take that. And then
Speaker 4: she was like no, no, I'm gonna take it, and I'm
Speaker 4: gonna fly at home and we get to like go
Speaker 4: through it together, and she was like thinking about her daughter,
Speaker 4: which is so fucking sweet. Well, she gets on the plane,
Speaker 4: she boards the plane, she lands in China, and then
Speaker 4: immediately she's like ripped away by the police.
Speaker 3: Bitch.
Speaker 4: They put cocaine in every single button on every single
Speaker 4: garment she got, like literally every butt.
Speaker 2: And the thing, is is it that deep? Like is
Speaker 2: it that necessary? Like does like does selling coke make
Speaker 2: you that much fucking money?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, and she she's also in China, so
Speaker 4: like they don't fucking play about that shit. So she
Speaker 4: got locked away and like the highest security prison there,
Speaker 4: like literally with like real real criminals, and she had
Speaker 4: no idea she was a fucking drug smuggler the whole time.
Speaker 4: And it was all this big ruse. The first flight
Speaker 4: out and all the hotel and all the shit that
Speaker 4: she got when she went to the first place was
Speaker 4: paid with her own fucking money that she fit the
Speaker 4: first scammer, so it was like the same people scamming
Speaker 4: her twice, and then the people driving her around were
Speaker 4: the fucking scammers and they just didn't she didn't know,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, bruh, I would hate to be a
Speaker 4: boomer in like this era, Like oh my God, like bitch, no,
Speaker 4: like if I was like thirty years older, like I
Speaker 4: would be rammed through with scams, Like it would be
Speaker 4: so over for me.
Speaker 2: No, you're you're like bake account would be like constantly
Speaker 2: calling like yeah.
Speaker 3: Bab hey, so you just sent seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, God will always put me in an uber that
Speaker 2: reeks of swamp ass and chuck e cheese ballpit when
Speaker 2: he already knows I'm on.
Speaker 3: The chucky cheese ball bit is crazy, like do you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? It's like dirty diaper and foot funk.
Speaker 1: So fucking nasty like some cars.
Speaker 4: The view they're getting of me right now is crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, you look dead.
Speaker 4: It looked very very not okay, But I I can't
Speaker 4: relate what My uber smells so good every time. Actually,
Speaker 4: I've literally never been in a stinky uber. I've sat
Speaker 4: next to a stinky person on a plane, but.
Speaker 2: I get the stinkiest fucking ubers and like yesterday got
Speaker 2: in one and it literally I got in it, and
Speaker 2: then I realized I got out the wrong stop, so
Speaker 2: I went back to go like ask him if I
Speaker 2: could add a stop, and I think the second I left,
Speaker 2: he let out a huge fucking shit.
Speaker 5: It smelled like in the three seconds I was out
Speaker 5: of the car, he shit himself like I was back
Speaker 5: in the car and I was like bro And also
Speaker 5: God bless his soul.
Speaker 2: He helped me get my bag out of the car
Speaker 2: by his whole ass, cheeks.
Speaker 1: Were out like it didn't look like he was wearing underwear.
Speaker 4: I could never get in a fight, like physically, because
Speaker 4: I would be so scared my ass was gonna, like
Speaker 4: my ass crack would be showing the whole time because
Speaker 4: like that shit is so humiliating to me. When I
Speaker 4: see people fighting and their.
Speaker 2: Ass, I think if an adult is just crazy.
Speaker 3: No, it's really cooked.
Speaker 4: But the tea is is like I've accidentally been like
Speaker 4: showing ass crack like recently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I don't know what it is. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I really don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: True, No, not right now, not right now, okay.
Speaker 4: But like like I'll just catch myself. Like when we
Speaker 4: were in New York, I was like, my ass crack
Speaker 4: is that?
Speaker 1: You know what? Actually I do?
Speaker 2: I had to stop wearing some of my other deans
Speaker 2: because my ass crack would be out and I don't
Speaker 2: like and even in these pants. I was wearing a
Speaker 2: thong the other day. I was sitting on the curer
Speaker 2: and I felt.
Speaker 3: Wait, where is that thong that you were wearing the
Speaker 3: other day?
Speaker 2: I already sold it. I was wearing it to fell it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I sell it for a good price.
Speaker 1: It's like decent.
Speaker 2: It's like twenty five bucks a pop.
Speaker 4: Babe, I could get you like a hundred in fifty.
Speaker 4: Should we start a business?
Speaker 2: No, I think it's it's more of a passion project.
Speaker 3: You're not in it for the money.
Speaker 1: I'm in selling for the passion.
Speaker 3: Like it's notice, I don't want it to.
Speaker 1: Become my full time job.
Speaker 2: I'll lose my stamina. Oh cool, my phone's broken right right,
Speaker 2: literally like I can't look at my notes, bit that
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 4: To talk into it. I have to talk to a fart.
Speaker 4: I didn't talk to it. Kai was on talking talk
Speaker 4: to it. Did you see that? Do you know what
Speaker 4: talking talk to us? It's literally like these people that
Speaker 4: talk about the podcast that Talk to are released, and
Speaker 4: they talk about it very analytically and like you can
Speaker 4: barely tell her joking, but it's like all a joke.
Speaker 4: And Kai went on and acted like he got scammed
Speaker 4: by the talk to a coin.
Speaker 2: That's so wait, there's talk to a coin.
Speaker 4: Yeah the oh and you don't know about this and
Speaker 4: y I wish I was here to explain it better,
Speaker 4: but basically, uh talk Tua was convinced and she put
Speaker 4: out her own like cryptocurrency, meme coin, and it shot
Speaker 4: up like I think it was like the highest it
Speaker 4: got was five million dollar valuation, and I think her
Speaker 4: and her team owned like seventy eight percent or ninety
Speaker 4: eight percent of the coin. Fucking rug pulled everybody. And
Speaker 4: now she's like she was under fire for like three
Speaker 4: days because she was like she just like her. I
Speaker 4: don't think it was her. I don't think it was
Speaker 4: Hailey Welch. I think the people that convinced her to
Speaker 4: make the.
Speaker 2: Coin, they probably told her that that's what people do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they like, that's what everyone does, which is what a
Speaker 2: lot of people do.
Speaker 4: But it's like not, I feel like I don't think
Speaker 4: she was. I don't think she was privy to it.
Speaker 4: I don't think she was. Like that's like me just
Speaker 4: like giving her the benefitut of for the Yeah, the woman.
Speaker 3: The Hawks, Tua girl. But she did do this.
Speaker 4: She did this like interview on like Twitter with a
Speaker 4: bunch of people like that one uh, coffee Godzilla or
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck he and her were talking.
Speaker 2: And at the very end or in coffee Zilla.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because coffee Zilla is like making a video about it.
Speaker 4: But tuk to uh she has this one.
Speaker 2: Audio like let me clear my fucking name before coffee No.
Speaker 3: She she literally I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: This made me love her so much, like her reaction
Speaker 4: to like the Spaces, because she didn't speak at all
Speaker 4: until like basically the very end. That's her voice, and
Speaker 4: I was like, bitch, is that ai? I was like, no,
Speaker 4: literally that they just she talked, and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, like she should be a voice actor
Speaker 4: for like a little boy.
Speaker 1: She reminds me like a day.
Speaker 3: Guy like tonight.
Speaker 2: It reminds you of like a character from like Smiling
Speaker 2: Friends who would like pop out at the corner or something,
Speaker 2: or like the Boss. It sounds like the balls from
Speaker 2: Smiling Friends.
Speaker 4: But yeah, she she fucking rugpooled. But what were we
Speaker 4: talking about right before that?
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter scammers and you farting into your mic
Speaker 2: and giving yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I gave my mouth pink app.
Speaker 2: Because we were talking about stinky fucking ubers. I get
Speaker 2: in our I think I just have bad luck with ubers.
Speaker 3: Something so so so.
Speaker 4: Special, near and dear to my heart happened and we
Speaker 4: haven't gotten to talk about it yet. We both know
Speaker 4: what happened, but I don't think any of them really know.
Speaker 4: But we were in Grinder Wrapped twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: Y'all.
Speaker 4: We were in Grinder Wrapped twenty twenty four as the
Speaker 4: fifth most liked in voted upon podcast on Grinder the
Speaker 4: Church app Gag like.
Speaker 2: Literally, actually like, wait, I think I texted you back.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, why am I actually like? So
Speaker 2: on genuinely. Also, I was thinking about this yesterday because
Speaker 2: I've just been doing a bunch of random works. I've
Speaker 2: been like in rooms meeting new people. I was thinking
Speaker 2: about it last night. I only give a fuck about
Speaker 2: gay people. Like I literally like I will leave a
Speaker 2: space and be like, I love this person. I love
Speaker 2: this person. It's the only gay people in the room, Like.
Speaker 4: I love gad.
Speaker 2: Literally the camera stopped. But no, there literally is just
Speaker 2: like there is a certain level of brain raw, and
Speaker 2: there's a specific kind of brain raw that gay people have.
Speaker 2: And it's like just like I'm speaking as an outsider. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're speaking outside, yes, but there's like just if you
Speaker 2: land anywhere on the gay spectrum, whether it's like bisexual
Speaker 2: but leaning even more towards men or like vice versa,
Speaker 2: if you're a girl like blah blah blah, Like if
Speaker 2: you got a little pinch of gay and you that
Speaker 2: means everything your iPhone shows you is gay, and that
Speaker 2: means that all of our brains are synced up. And
Speaker 2: that's literally it's literally just like a hive mind. It's
Speaker 2: it is like the like weird kid club in school,
Speaker 2: Like all the kids I knew in school who I
Speaker 2: really had connections to were fucking gay.
Speaker 4: Like literally every literally Also, like every single gay person
Speaker 4: I know is the most creative person I've ever met.
Speaker 4: Like that's like and it's because like this or they
Speaker 4: had to fight, they had to fight for it. But
Speaker 4: I rewatched Paris Is Burning. That is one of the
Speaker 4: greatest documentaries of all time. It is so harrowing, it's
Speaker 4: so just rough, but it's so good and it's like
Speaker 4: a really if you haven't.
Speaker 2: Seen it, the documentation to like it's really incredible, like
Speaker 2: people who have it in their head to just document
Speaker 2: things that they can see, Like they have such good
Speaker 2: hindsight on in the moment, like they know that years
Speaker 2: to come, that is going to be a historical moment
Speaker 2: and they just decided to document it. That is so
Speaker 2: impressive to me, and it's so awesome. Also, I'm back
Speaker 2: to finding like random men.
Speaker 3: Attractive, Like who the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Like not random men. When I say random, man.
Speaker 3: I you mean the CEO of Killer, the CEO.
Speaker 1: Killer in Timothy Shall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like maybe, like men are fun, they're fun.
Speaker 4: I literally I'm not. It's like twinkment and that you're
Speaker 4: still obsessed with that are very feminine. But I literally
Speaker 4: am not kidding. Like in the very beginning, I was
Speaker 4: like I wasn't anti Timothy Shaw that may but I
Speaker 4: was like I don't see the hype, Like I really
Speaker 4: don't get it. But I didn't really do a deep
Speaker 4: dive into his lore and see all the videos of
Speaker 4: him and like see his interviews and shit, and like
Speaker 4: when you sent that video of him like a few
Speaker 4: days ago, oh, I kind of like went down the
Speaker 4: rabbit hole a little bit and I was like, wait,
Speaker 4: he's like a nerdy, little freakazoid, Like he's so chill.
Speaker 3: He's a vibe. But that's my twin.
Speaker 4: Like we go way back like New York City, like
Speaker 4: we really ran shit for a while and like we
Speaker 4: would go around like Jimmy's our boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Literally, Like the craziest thing is is like these post
Speaker 4: surfaced of him running around New York City to meet
Speaker 4: like these really obscure NBA players bitch little do y'all know?
Speaker 3: But I was a part of it. I was literally
Speaker 3: the one taking the pictures.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I orchestrated the whole fucking thing because I was like,
Speaker 4: I know, Timmy's gonna be a star, Like he had
Speaker 4: star qualities from when he was very young, and everyone
Speaker 4: around him just knew that. So we like really propped
Speaker 4: him up and like he kind of owes a lot
Speaker 4: of his career to me.
Speaker 2: I'm like laughing at the idea for some god, for
Speaker 2: a saken reason, this would ever cross his path. I'm
Speaker 2: so curious if he would be like, that's funny, or
Speaker 2: if he'd be like, these people are fucking.
Speaker 1: Nah, we fuck with you, bro, like.
Speaker 3: Chills about the biggest stars.
Speaker 1: I were like, yo, we fuck with you, like.
Speaker 4: Let's chill, let's chill, let's hang out, get to know
Speaker 4: each other, and then like pop you on the PODYA.
Speaker 2: Fuck with us, b Yeah, we're hell let's chill.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, wait, I forgot to tell you. Speaking
Speaker 4: of New York City, I was like running around Me
Speaker 4: and Josh were filming something something very special, and also
Speaker 4: like I know, y'all saw like a bunch of clips
Speaker 4: and pictures of me in the big ass hat. Like
Speaker 4: I was walking around fucking New York City like in
Speaker 4: that big hat for four days and everyone was like, damn,
Speaker 4: he's like wearing this like un ironically now like he
Speaker 4: actually fucks with it. No, we were filming shit, and
Speaker 4: I didn't have any other way to fucking I mean.
Speaker 2: You store carry that hat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's too big, not a hat.
Speaker 2: You take out for filming. And then like you can't.
Speaker 2: You you either have to take it home or you
Speaker 2: have to wear it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: But like the last day we were in New York,
Speaker 4: we were just getting some shots and like we went
Speaker 4: to Walgreens to pick up your meds actually, and we
Speaker 4: were standing like right outside the Walgreens like just like
Speaker 4: planning out like what we're gonna do next, and was
Speaker 4: getting dark and cold, and then this like random dude
Speaker 4: like around our age pulls up on us and is like, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm on crack, and I had the big hat on.
Speaker 4: He was like I smoked crack, and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh shit, man, that's crazy. I was like, oh what,
Speaker 4: And he was like he saw my reaction. He was like, well,
Speaker 4: not crack, Like I smoked like crack rocks like it
Speaker 4: was like basically cocaine, and like he started explaining himself
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, w're And He's like I
Speaker 4: feel like God, Like I think I'm God right now.
Speaker 4: And I had the big hat on and I was like, bitch,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna trol a little bit. And I was like, bitch,
Speaker 4: me too, I feel like God every single day, Like
Speaker 4: what are you talking about? And he was like he
Speaker 4: like zeroed in on me and he was like, what
Speaker 4: do you feel?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Are you God? And I was like I was like no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding, man, I'm not.
Speaker 4: And he's like, are you God? I think you're God?
Speaker 4: Like I think you're God? Like you're God? Aren't you
Speaker 4: You're God?
Speaker 3: You're God? You're God? And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: what did I do?
Speaker 4: And then like Josh had his big ass fucking camera
Speaker 4: and I was just like, we got a dip.
Speaker 3: So Josh starts like.
Speaker 4: Zipping up his bag and we start walking away and
Speaker 4: he's like, I'm gonna follow you God, like I'm following,
Speaker 4: and he started fucking following us, and then we started
Speaker 4: speedwalking because I was like and then I whispered to
Speaker 4: Josh and I was like bitch, like this little fucking twerp.
Speaker 4: If he tries anything, I will beat the shit out
Speaker 4: of him. And it's the first time in my life
Speaker 4: and where I was like, instead of like I was
Speaker 4: in fight or flight, and instead of flighting, I was like, bitch,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna fucking brawl right now, Like I will beat
Speaker 4: the ship out of this.
Speaker 2: Fucking so he's gonna kill you.
Speaker 3: No, he was.
Speaker 4: He was really tiny, had like really slout shoulders, bad posture.
Speaker 4: He looked like really put together, and I was like,
Speaker 4: what are you doing? But then me and Josh started
Speaker 4: theorizing we think he might have seen the camera and
Speaker 4: he was doing a fucking prank, and I.
Speaker 3: Think we got prank.
Speaker 4: And I look like a fucking bitch in this prank
Speaker 4: because we like scurry away like little road recording.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I'm what we're thinking. He's had.
Speaker 4: He had like a laugh mic on, like a mic
Speaker 4: on and someone was like recording like across the street
Speaker 4: or some ship, and it was like a rank. But
Speaker 4: if it wasn't, it was the most ominous thing in
Speaker 4: my life. But if it was a prank, bitch, I
Speaker 4: was gonna beat the shit out of you anyway.
Speaker 3: So don't try me, like.
Speaker 4: If that video comes out, if that video comes out,
Speaker 4: just no, I wasn't scared, right, I wasn't scared at all.
Speaker 3: And my voice is quivering and I'm tearing up, and
Speaker 3: just let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 6: You're like, I, let's go.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. I don't.
Speaker 2: I haven't had any weird moments like that recently. But
Speaker 2: like in the hotel when I was alone, I was
Speaker 2: coming up to my room and I was convinced a
Speaker 2: man was following me. He was not following me.
Speaker 1: Like, no one, no one has following.
Speaker 4: No one gives no one's following me, right, no one
Speaker 4: gives a ship.
Speaker 2: From having my panic attack and crying that hard, I'm
Speaker 2: getting like a little sleepy, like you know when you
Speaker 2: like sob and then you're just tired.
Speaker 4: That is a freaking vibe, bro. Well another vibe is
Speaker 4: having collab. We did our heaving clab.
Speaker 2: Like right right, Well, what I have to say is
Speaker 2: actually have a few things to say. Alright, bye guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah bye piece.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: First of all, I am sorry that it was such
Speaker 2: a limited amount. We genuinely didn't expect people to want it,
Speaker 2: especially because it was a collab with like a higher
Speaker 2: end company Immediate. Yeah, we had no say on the prices.
Speaker 3: And we were like on prices or on stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't really have a say on anything. So
Speaker 2: we were like, oh, but because they were priced higher,
Speaker 2: we were not anticipating people to want it, because we
Speaker 2: understand that like those are higher marked prices, like it's
Speaker 2: not cheap pieces. So we didn't really fight for more
Speaker 2: and now I wish we did, but also like we'll
Speaker 2: do more things than I am so grateful that you
Speaker 2: guys even liked it.
Speaker 3: That much that like the reaction, I was like.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm like, I'm so shocked. Also, if you
Speaker 2: want to know where my mental health is at, I
Speaker 2: the other night had a come complee like freak out
Speaker 2: but in a positive way, but in a really funny
Speaker 2: way that I was recording myself and at the end
Speaker 2: of it, I caught myself. I was like, it sounds
Speaker 2: like I'm giving in a like like a speech for
Speaker 2: winning the like my Best Life award, Like I feel
Speaker 2: like I feel like I've stepped into the realm of
Speaker 2: living that like I got all my goals completed and
Speaker 2: now I'm just like getting the cherries on top and
Speaker 2: like the dreaming part of it. And I've been thinking
Speaker 2: so much about like the world we navigate in and
Speaker 2: having like this audience and kind of like navigating this
Speaker 2: almost parasocial thing where sometimes I don't I don't like
Speaker 2: to be too open anymore because I think it makes
Speaker 2: this vulnerable and like I don't want anybody to feel
Speaker 2: like I'm using that vulnerability to grab onto them for parasols.
Speaker 2: It's like my brain goes like a thousand miles an
Speaker 2: hour when I think about like how I want to
Speaker 2: talk to our audience. But I have been thinking about it,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, dude, I am so grateful and like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. Like I don't know, I feel like we've
Speaker 2: like crossed into this territory like very suddenly. But jh know,
Speaker 2: maybe I'm just like opening my eyes for the first
Speaker 2: time in like the past three years. I've always known
Speaker 2: we've had like such an an active audience who really
Speaker 2: liked us and cared about what we do. But I'm
Speaker 2: just like, damn, dude, you guys like actually really fuck
Speaker 2: with us, and I fuck with you guys. And also
Speaker 2: I was thinking, like it is funny me. I almost
Speaker 2: feel like with every relationship, I carry like too much
Speaker 2: of a parental status in it, Like I'm very cautious
Speaker 2: about the way I maneuver it. So like the way
Speaker 2: I feel about our audience is like when parents know
Speaker 2: they're doing good for their kids, but they don't point
Speaker 2: it out because they want their kids to just think
Speaker 2: that's how life should be and like things are.
Speaker 1: Good or whatever.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, no, I am so thankful, and in
Speaker 2: way I feel like when when parents are like my
Speaker 2: child actually taught me things like.
Speaker 3: That that I feel about our audience.
Speaker 2: It's so funny, but yeah, I just wanted to say
Speaker 2: thank you because also I saw a really nice TikTok
Speaker 2: the other day talking of me, which always shocks me.
Speaker 2: And also even saying this, I just like my OCD
Speaker 2: comes out and I'm genuinely terrified that now I'm saying
Speaker 2: thank you, my whole life is gonna crumble and everything's
Speaker 2: gonna fall away, and like I'm gonna lose everything I
Speaker 2: love and enjoy, but that would be okay.
Speaker 1: I guess I.
Speaker 3: Don't know I'll be here because I'll have my.
Speaker 2: Bass, but I am so thankful, Like I don't know,
Speaker 2: you guys are insane and sometimes I just have I
Speaker 2: think bad imposter syndrome, And I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 2: why you guys like us so much, but I am
Speaker 2: so grateful for it. Like every now and then I'm like, bro,
Speaker 2: i am not that chill, Like I am not that cool,
Speaker 2: but I.
Speaker 3: Really appreciate it.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I've just been feeling very grateful, especially with
Speaker 2: like the opportunities like have in situation or just like
Speaker 2: all of the opportunities me Andrew have been getting recently.
Speaker 3: Life change.
Speaker 2: Y'all were the only people who actually gave a fuck
Speaker 2: and like believed in us. So with your belief, I
Speaker 2: now believe.
Speaker 4: Eh, yeah, exactly what ya said. Look how vulnerable I
Speaker 4: can be, Like I can reiterate what said, Okay, what
Speaker 4: ya said?
Speaker 2: Okay, well then here's not a bit of many words,
Speaker 2: but his presence alone says so.
Speaker 4: Much, exactly exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: But last thing I'll say is Wicked changed my life.
Speaker 2: Like I already said it last week. I think I
Speaker 2: don't even remember the last time we did an episode.
Speaker 2: I think I talked about seeing Wicked. I have been
Speaker 2: listening to.
Speaker 7: That soundtrack codes like No One The Wicked, like I
Speaker 7: listened to it.
Speaker 2: That's my like getting Ready album, right, Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: listened to it for what the hell I wake up
Speaker 2: in the first thing.
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't like in.
Speaker 4: Goodness, I can't even really hate because like that's no
Speaker 4: different from me listening to the Social Network soundtrack like
Speaker 4: on repeat Social Network and Gone Girl soundtrack.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because that's a little more sexy. It's like fun,
Speaker 2: like cool ambient music, and mine is literally like me
Speaker 2: spinning in the bathroom and like painting, like I literally
Speaker 2: like I dance around to it, like I.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 2: It's so and I really want to see it again.
Speaker 3: Like I know I need to see it badly.
Speaker 4: And my parents went and saw it and both of
Speaker 4: them cried. But I didn't know they had seen Wicked.
Speaker 4: I was supposed to see Wicked with them, but the
Speaker 4: one fucking play I backed out of with them.
Speaker 2: It's kind of fun because I will say, like I
Speaker 2: know a lot of people are always like, oh, I
Speaker 2: can't believe no what, Like they don't know what's going
Speaker 2: to happen in act too, they haven't seen the musical.
Speaker 2: I kind of like that though, because I like that.
Speaker 3: And I already know what's going to happen. It's so
Speaker 3: easy to like know what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's easy to like guess and put the pieces together.
Speaker 2: But also I haven't put any brain thought towards the
Speaker 2: storyline because I want to be because.
Speaker 4: The way I was gas speaking of Wickednessa Messa y'all
Speaker 4: literally the girl that Playsnessa follows me an inya, which
Speaker 4: like I saw that I was gagged by it.
Speaker 3: But then.
Speaker 4: Pictures from her Instagram account showed up. Bitch, we had
Speaker 4: taken pictures together in like twenty fucking fourteen, Like, oh,
Speaker 4: so sick. I feel like I met a celebrity so special,
Speaker 4: so special.
Speaker 2: You met a celebrity before the celebrity is a dawnt.
Speaker 3: But Marissa shout out you, and she did.
Speaker 4: Comment on the picture of us because it kind of
Speaker 4: went it like kind of went on TikTok and people
Speaker 4: were like talking about it, and she went to the
Speaker 4: pictures she posted from twenty fourteen and she's like, goddamn it,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be on emergency and come army.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yop, you will.
Speaker 2: Be like probably the worst press for like anybody in
Speaker 2: like a major blockbuster right now. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 2: they're gonna talk about Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: You're the go. You're the go for real to go.
Speaker 2: Such a good movie, like literally, just what a fucking movie,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna see it again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hundred times. That's my Also, I think it's the
Speaker 4: highest grossing musical movie adaptation of all time, like.
Speaker 3: Lesni's Loblos or whatever. Yeah, that one.
Speaker 4: But then Mama Mia, I think still has it beat,
Speaker 4: but by the end it'll beat.
Speaker 3: It out, which is so gag worthy.
Speaker 4: But all right, Drew syeop corner A. I know y'all
Speaker 4: are cold, and though she and coats, she emerging my
Speaker 4: enter till.
Speaker 3: I calm one.
Speaker 2: That one's classic.
Speaker 3: Oh is that a classic?
Speaker 2: I think you've said that one before.
Speaker 4: Oh bitch, I wrote it down and I was like,
Speaker 4: whoa I cooked? Who cooked here? Call me celibate the way.
Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: That was from me.
Speaker 4: Y'all's couchies. Y'all's couchies. Don't look fat in those leggings.
Speaker 4: That's a ball of hair. It's from Gwendolyn. Those BBL
Speaker 4: caskets are gonna look like guitar cases. That's from Mikayla,
Speaker 4: And I think she made that one up because she
Speaker 4: sent it in like she tied it up. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: that's literally. Also one last thing is I've been journaling
Speaker 4: a lot recently, like really really journaling and keeping like
Speaker 4: a ledger of what I'm doing throughout the days and
Speaker 4: throughout my weeks, and like what I got planned.
Speaker 3: First of all, life changing.
Speaker 4: Second of all, I was thinking, how like iconic it's
Speaker 4: going to be to look back at these times and
Speaker 4: like to be able to go through my journal because
Speaker 4: I got a Luise Carmen, I know, like whatever, like
Speaker 4: not bragging kind of am because they're so fucking sick.
Speaker 3: And I was at the store and I got the build.
Speaker 2: I mean investing like it's such an investment thing, but
Speaker 2: investing in that has made me journal. I know later
Speaker 2: I make it a point to pull out my journal
Speaker 2: now because I'm like.
Speaker 3: It comes with me everywhere.
Speaker 2: This there was too much money spent here, This must
Speaker 2: be used.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it has to be used.
Speaker 4: But I was like, it also has made it so
Speaker 4: easy because I can just like take out one of
Speaker 4: those journals and put another one in. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be like so cool in twenty years to
Speaker 4: like go through and be able to look back at
Speaker 4: like exactly what I was doing on what day I
Speaker 4: was doing it, and how I felt on those days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like all that shit.
Speaker 2: And I was like, whoa, I need to get better
Speaker 2: at journaling when I'm happy, because all of my journal
Speaker 2: entries are just like me being fucking scary.
Speaker 3: I think that's valuable, but also I think it i'd
Speaker 3: be like.
Speaker 2: Damn, you don't have nothing good to say.
Speaker 4: Like literally, I like was on the phone with my
Speaker 4: mom because I call her like basically every single day,
Speaker 4: or she calls me, and like she was like we
Speaker 4: were just talking, and then like I don't know what
Speaker 4: it is about being on the phone with my mom,
Speaker 4: but like for something, for some reason, like something clicks
Speaker 4: in my brain and I just like trauma dump like
Speaker 4: every single time my doctor, which I know is very
Speaker 4: unhealthy and very unfair to her. And I'm actively working
Speaker 4: on it, I know, but like I've got I was
Speaker 4: really good about it for like a whole year, and
Speaker 4: then the last like two weeks of my life have
Speaker 4: been like fucking a living nightmare. Good good shit, but
Speaker 4: just like a lot of shit. Yeah, it's yeah overwhelming,
Speaker 4: And so I was just like, literally, what you did
Speaker 4: this morning. I did on the phone with my mom
Speaker 4: like four days in a row, and she was like, Drew,
Speaker 4: can you shut the fuck up, Like, can actually actually
Speaker 4: shut up?
Speaker 3: Chill out?
Speaker 4: Like the last four calls we've had have been completely negative.
Speaker 4: I need you to take a step fucking back, take
Speaker 4: a breath, and tell me something good in your life.
Speaker 4: And I was like, damn, Like I sometimes I just
Speaker 4: need to be yelled at by my mom.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: That's like me telling my therapists to make it a
Speaker 2: point that I have to say something good to her
Speaker 2: every time we talk, because.
Speaker 4: I'm like, come on, come on, I forgot about that
Speaker 4: until Yeah, you just said that.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. Okay. Last thing.
Speaker 4: Is RFK. Count your fucking days. I'm not kidding. Count
Speaker 4: your fucking days, you old fucking bag. You're gonna die.
Speaker 2: I think every episode for the past four episodes, you've
Speaker 2: sent down a threat to URFK.
Speaker 3: Literally Secret Service is gonna pull up.
Speaker 4: So I'm not actually fucking crazy, but like, really count
Speaker 4: your fucking days. Because now they're talking about banning Red forty,
Speaker 4: they're talking about banning all my dies. They're talking like
Speaker 4: they're really really getting down to like the nitty gritty
Speaker 4: of banning all this shit, which is like I ultimately good.
Speaker 3: No, it's ultimately good. It's a net positive. But I'm
Speaker 3: like when I go to Europe.
Speaker 4: When I go to Europe and I have a European coke,
Speaker 4: it is the saddest, nastiest, like fakest, nastiest, grossest thing
Speaker 4: I've ever had in my goddamn life. And I come
Speaker 4: back to America, I know, I literally I just want
Speaker 4: the hyper tos corn stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's like drugs.
Speaker 4: I'm like decriminalized drugs, Like people do what they fucking
Speaker 4: want with our goddamn body.
Speaker 2: To criminalize red fordiing.
Speaker 4: Decriminalize red Fording. That's really like the tipe I'm on,
Speaker 4: Like it's my body. I should be able to fucking
Speaker 4: destroy it if I want to. I should be able
Speaker 4: to put in whatever dye I want. But I know
Speaker 4: it's gonna be good, but.
Speaker 3: You know I can't play it.
Speaker 2: Even the cokes here. I think in Mexico they use
Speaker 2: like real sugar. No, like literally no, if.
Speaker 3: I'm drinking a coke, I know it's bad for me.
Speaker 3: I eat it to be a little more healthy. It's
Speaker 3: like a.
Speaker 4: Percentage more healthy. It is not any better for me
Speaker 4: than drinking high fruit toose corn strup.
Speaker 3: Bitch. Oh it literally like don't wait, were people.
Speaker 2: Were people eating high fruit tooas corn syrup or was
Speaker 2: it honey? When people were squeezing out the word that
Speaker 2: is crazy like that. That is when I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: now I get why they want to band all this
Speaker 2: because literally, like they were they'll take a mile bro like.
Speaker 3: They were literally putting dye in it too.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, my song Meet the Week is Brooklyn by
Speaker 2: Steee Dan Georgie, Porgie by Toto, Amelia by Joni Mitchell,
Speaker 2: and Disney Girls by The Beach Boys. And somebody pointed
Speaker 2: out to me recently that it was brave of me
Speaker 2: to ever say I don't like musicals. All of the
Speaker 2: music I like is so theatrical, like also like h
Speaker 2: like yellow sing songy, like storytelling.
Speaker 4: My media is now mind you. I'm only seventeen, so
Speaker 4: I'm allowed to like this music. But Skipping Class by
Speaker 4: Netspind is like one of the best songs I've heard
Speaker 4: in so long, And like, yes, I know, like his
Speaker 4: music is shitty, but like really, I don't know what
Speaker 4: it is about Netspin, But I'm like, there's like there's
Speaker 4: something there, like there's a sweet.
Speaker 2: About like like seeing a young person still with like
Speaker 2: passion and drive because that is only meant.
Speaker 3: His vibe, like decree, let's make art. Let's make art.
Speaker 3: Like I literally so support.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, let's fucking make art. Let's cook nets
Speaker 4: Fin like let me let me yeah led the album. Also, wait,
Speaker 4: Spotify rap came out and we didn't talk about it
Speaker 4: on the podcast. Should we do our top five songs
Speaker 4: on Spotify Rap? Okay, I'll go first, so mine. I
Speaker 4: don't know how the fuck this happened. I truly truly
Speaker 4: don't know how this happened. And like I think there
Speaker 4: was a glitch in the algorithm or some shit. But
Speaker 4: I don't hate it.
Speaker 3: But this is not.
Speaker 4: Who I am. And I don't know where this kid.
Speaker 4: But my top song is always on my mind. Pet
Speaker 4: Shot Boys Till I Die, The Beach Boys Go West,
Speaker 4: The Pet Shop Boys Bella from Poor Thing soundtrack, Domino Dancing,
Speaker 4: Pet Shot Boys. I just wasn't made for time these times.
Speaker 4: The Beach Boys like literally like I don't know where
Speaker 4: that came from. The Pet Shot Boys I can get behind.
Speaker 4: I know, like I listened to them actively all the time.
Speaker 4: But my top five artists are completely fucking different, which
Speaker 4: is just so weird to me. Like my top five
Speaker 4: artists are like AFX when Death Grips Byorick's Boards of Canada,
Speaker 4: Jurgen fucking whatever is nuts is from Poor Things, So
Speaker 4: I'm like, where did the poor Things come fromor where
Speaker 4: did the Petchop Boys come from?
Speaker 2: That is crazy because I guess maybe you listen to
Speaker 2: more of their discography than it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: But Mine is Mine?
Speaker 2: Isn't that shocking? Mm hmmm, Like mine is Wishing by
Speaker 2: Electric Light Orchestra, New ul Art, Loan ten Man America. Hello,
Speaker 2: it's me, Todd Rudgren and Waterloo Suns at the Kinks.
Speaker 3: Wow, Hello, it's me. Not being number one is actually shocking.
Speaker 2: I know, it was like number two last year. It's
Speaker 2: falling down the ranks because I'm like.
Speaker 4: I know, XTA was at the top of mine for
Speaker 4: literally four years and it's not even in the top ten.
Speaker 2: We're changing, We're evolving.
Speaker 3: You were always on my mind.
Speaker 2: Also a Break by Barry Manila, Tear Dropped by Walmac
Speaker 2: and Walmack is the top one. I just love it.
Speaker 2: My top artist was Holanoates.
Speaker 3: Show Class No. One Classic.
Speaker 4: But all right, guys, shout out y'all, thanks for tuning in.
Speaker 3: Shout out your parents, love them too. I will have
Speaker 3: sex with your mother and father.
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