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Speaker 1: grandma wasting bad fire my grandma, grandma. I'm gonna say fire.
Speaker 1: It's talking about him. I'm getting like Glago date Jagmo
Speaker 1: jam ding dong les. Cult have we done? I don't know.
Speaker 1: We have opened the doors into the maw of the
Speaker 1: mouth of hell. The doors are open, and let me
Speaker 1: tell you, we are diving right into the depths and
Speaker 1: the depths of not only health, but also our memories,
Speaker 1: our memories and honestly, no, we've invited an angel from
Speaker 1: on high. Yes, yes, yes, I mean this is a
Speaker 1: part of both Bowen and I's cultural history. Absolutely, absolutely,
Speaker 1: he is part of our cultural history. Um on an
Speaker 1: individual in a shared level, Yes, absolutely, I think together
Speaker 1: we have shared. Um what have we What are the
Speaker 1: three of us shared together? What's the memory you have?
Speaker 1: The three of us dressing to the nines, go to
Speaker 1: the ball for the violet ball at ny I was
Speaker 1: literally going to say the same exactly, God, but that
Speaker 1: was like a great memory. Yes, And it was like
Speaker 1: it was like out of a dashboard confessional song. It
Speaker 1: was like we drinks, good dressed, what's the ball? That's
Speaker 1: my little dashboard confessional impression my Chris Corrabba and we
Speaker 1: went to Boat's library and danced the night away and
Speaker 1: it was very fun. Yeah, that was That was a
Speaker 1: good one. And these are ny memories people. But you
Speaker 1: know what, why why don't we include him in the conversation.
Speaker 1: Let's include him. Let's off the credit, let's have the credits.
Speaker 1: He has been a writer on Family Guy. I heard
Speaker 1: of it, heard of Seth. Heard of Seth, heard of Seth.
Speaker 1: Many people haven't um And he's also famously the brilliant
Speaker 1: mind and writer behind the nine eleven Seinfeld spec Script.
Speaker 1: That truly is I think one of sevenal piece of work.
Speaker 1: I think it's one of the best fucking things I've
Speaker 1: ever read in my life. You've got to get check
Speaker 1: it out. If you haven't already, please look up nine
Speaker 1: eleven Seinfeld sex spec Script. It is and then don't
Speaker 1: judge yourself for doing so. No, and you know what
Speaker 1: you're gonna it's gonna be. It's going to be a
Speaker 1: beautiful experience for you to read it. Guys. And here
Speaker 1: he is. It is Billy Domino. It is so here
Speaker 1: on Pod Save America, John John Love it over there.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. It is crazy. What we do we
Speaker 1: should say that are We got into the car with
Speaker 1: Billy and the very first well pretty much the first
Speaker 1: thing that was said in l A in l A
Speaker 1: catch up l A. So so I get off the place,
Speaker 1: so macketson on Wednesday night, stays with Billy and they
Speaker 1: spend they spend, We spend the nights together. It's great,
Speaker 1: it's everything. Dinner, we talked about the movie Thinner and
Speaker 1: to touch about twelve hours later, look up, look that
Speaker 1: movie a movie up. Find it. Twelve hours later I
Speaker 1: touched down and someone a residual check. No, I'm no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, wait, there is someone in you talk and
Speaker 1: I'll pull it up. I'll tell you what's in it.
Speaker 1: There's a man who gets thin, a man who gets
Speaker 1: a lizard, and then a man like who what gets leprosy?
Speaker 1: I think a skin falls off that man. I'm looking
Speaker 1: it up. I feel like it does have a famous
Speaker 1: actor in the lead role. When did this you fucking wish?
Speaker 1: I have no idea what to say the joke? Okay,
Speaker 1: So basically, um, I touched down and then I asked
Speaker 1: whether or not I shouldn't meet Billy at his place
Speaker 1: or at the in and out on Sunset and Orange.
Speaker 1: And the plan is instead to go to Sunset and Orange.
Speaker 1: So that's where I go. First place I go, after
Speaker 1: the airport. But anyway, Billy picks us up, picks me up,
Speaker 1: We drive away and he points to the eye hop
Speaker 1: across the street. He goes, that's the eye hoop where
Speaker 1: Madonna killed herself. No one was shocked. We saw it
Speaker 1: coming for years, honestly, Hollywood News and Hollywood News, and
Speaker 1: honestly this is just as insane. Last night Billy came
Speaker 1: to our popular let's show at u CD Franklin. We
Speaker 1: hung out birds afterward, which is a bar next door,
Speaker 1: and then Billy just screams my name, get over here,
Speaker 1: and so I do, and and all he pulls me close,
Speaker 1: and all he says is Blithe Danner. If there's one
Speaker 1: person who gets it, and many do, but if there
Speaker 1: was one who got it, it would be blind Danna.
Speaker 1: I think blind Dinner does get it. She gets it.
Speaker 1: But if you're you get it. And many have tried
Speaker 1: to be on off Hankasaria. I'm sure all of her
Speaker 1: Platt was there. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: But she gets it. How many people work with Terry
Speaker 1: Polo and Ben Stiller in the same movie not many,
Speaker 1: Sorry Polo, what's Terry Polo up to? Note? Not getting it?
Speaker 1: I guess Terry Polo is kind of lucky she had
Speaker 1: the first meet the parents. Huh yes, because because I
Speaker 1: was objectively true, then you get meet the Focker's and
Speaker 1: you get the other one. Meet the wedding, the meet
Speaker 1: the wedding. Now this is a These are Puna, who
Speaker 1: plays the wedding, Who plays the wedding? Um, Gloria Stephen
Speaker 1: subtly too. Did you ever see Music of the Heart?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I felt I didn't need to, and I
Speaker 1: stand by that fifteen years later. You know what I
Speaker 1: will say. You know, it was a pre nine eleven
Speaker 1: world and we weren't ready for that kind of authentic emotion. Yet.
Speaker 1: Had that come on in two thousand two, I think, bam,
Speaker 1: we would have had something. There's a moment in Music
Speaker 1: of the Heart where Meryl Streeper said goodbye to her children.
Speaker 1: They're going to go like stay with their father or something,
Speaker 1: and she's in her apartment like being really sad they're
Speaker 1: not there, and they like she drops off with the
Speaker 1: plane and they're getting on the plane and every thing,
Speaker 1: and the phone rings and she looks at the phone
Speaker 1: and what she assumes is that the plane is crashed.
Speaker 1: And she gets up and it's like this moment where
Speaker 1: she's like, oh shit, oh my god, walks over to
Speaker 1: the phone and my baby said it looked at me
Speaker 1: at the time and was like you don't think and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't. I don't know. What did
Speaker 1: they inject drama into this? Steaks and she might tip
Speaker 1: the phone and the kids were fine, but it was
Speaker 1: a crazy moment in the movie where they tried to
Speaker 1: make you think that like that woman's children were dead
Speaker 1: in a plane crash, and that was what they were
Speaker 1: trying to get. I went through a series of of
Speaker 1: of anxiety streaks in my adolescence from like third grade
Speaker 1: to let's say, like sixth grade at different times, and
Speaker 1: they took various forms about a year at a time.
Speaker 1: Like the first major one was that I had this
Speaker 1: dream and like the summer after third grade that I
Speaker 1: was at a restaurant with my family and a gunman
Speaker 1: came in and was going to chew the place. And
Speaker 1: for like a year after, I became convinced every restaurant
Speaker 1: was going to go into. It's just like, yep, it's
Speaker 1: got you know, this is the one I dreamed of
Speaker 1: a restaurant once, and so I would like I couldn't
Speaker 1: go into restaurants. But I bring this up because after
Speaker 1: the next thing to happen after that was I've convinced
Speaker 1: if my parents were not home within thirty seconds of
Speaker 1: that time, must have been a car crash. And in
Speaker 1: the early days of cell phones, I would be calling
Speaker 1: them frantically from the house. You know, they wouldn't be
Speaker 1: answering because the cell phone never worked because it was
Speaker 1: a car phone back then. It didn't work. And I
Speaker 1: just harassed my parents for you know, sweetly thinking they
Speaker 1: were dead, and you know, but ultimately it was a
Speaker 1: very like selfish thing because it's not like dead for
Speaker 1: you know, there for the their personal concern at that time.
Speaker 1: It's dead because of it. Honestly, I used to do
Speaker 1: something similar when this is like very kid logic. But
Speaker 1: every single time my parents would leave the house, like
Speaker 1: after six pm to go to the store or something
Speaker 1: or to go here, I would always have to go
Speaker 1: with them because I was convinced that if I was
Speaker 1: in the car, an accident wouldn't happen. I was like
Speaker 1: the key, like, well, I have to go with you
Speaker 1: because if you go by your self, like you'll you'll die.
Speaker 1: What is that kid logic? Because I had that same thing.
Speaker 1: And I think I've talked about this before, but first
Speaker 1: month or so of moving to Colorado was freshly after Columbine,
Speaker 1: aftermin A Ramsey, and I just assumed people in Colorado
Speaker 1: just fucking died. They got shot, just like were strangled,
Speaker 1: shot or strangled or whatever. And so yeah, I had
Speaker 1: a full on meltdown in the third in the fourth
Speaker 1: grade after school because my mom was like to pick
Speaker 1: me up and I was convinced that she had dined.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah one time, one time. It sounds like it's common,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's keeping well. No, I was getting picked
Speaker 1: up from track practice and uh and no one showed up,
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, this is what happens. This
Speaker 1: is it. That's someone. They're all dead. Everyone's death. It happened.
Speaker 1: It finally happened. And the important thing was I saw
Speaker 1: it and I walked home from school and it was
Speaker 1: not close and I just got home and my dad
Speaker 1: had literally just forgotten to get me. So that was great.
Speaker 1: That was great. Like us enough, Like I've met Matt's
Speaker 1: dad on multiplicasions. There is not a dad like who,
Speaker 1: by looks alone, appears more likely to forget to pick
Speaker 1: up a child like you can. I don't know the situation,
Speaker 1: but whether or not this is true, the truth is
Speaker 1: the capital T truth is that he was in the yard,
Speaker 1: like looking at a lawnmower, just kicking at trying to
Speaker 1: make it work. Yeah, I should have picked you off.
Speaker 1: The man loves to be in the yard. The man
Speaker 1: is a dad of all Dad, he is. He is
Speaker 1: a capital D dad, he really is. Katrine is a
Speaker 1: capital and mom. They're very much parents. Literally, no resemblance
Speaker 1: to your father? You or you? Or what are you saying? No,
Speaker 1: I'm no, I'm asking you right now. What the hell
Speaker 1: are you saying? A legitimate child? How dare you the milkman?
Speaker 1: The milkman? Was it the milkman doing it to my mama?
Speaker 1: Was who was doing it to my mother? Bowen? I
Speaker 1: got a delivery and someone gotta sound for it. Oh,
Speaker 1: Matt is your dad? Oh no, my father? Oh no,
Speaker 1: this cream's gotta go bad because I gotta sit down
Speaker 1: and dish. That's not cream anyway. Um. Scene does this
Speaker 1: man delivery has come? Does he not even bother to
Speaker 1: have sex with the like? Is this actually a sperm? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's milk. I'm just gonna say, I watched the worst
Speaker 1: porn last Hi, tell us about it if it was
Speaker 1: just like it was on Pornhub as anyone I do
Speaker 1: X and x x dot com letters well, also have
Speaker 1: any letters with that sense they've gotten much shittier recently.
Speaker 1: Also X videos dot Com. Okay, I'm sure that's part,
Speaker 1: isn't that part of the pornhub family. X videos is
Speaker 1: more snippets and porn Hub is like, like you know,
Speaker 1: pirated full length. Oh okay, I'm always looking for full
Speaker 1: length stuff. I would recommend porn Hub absolutely because it's
Speaker 1: just for everybody. There's something for everybody there. But um,
Speaker 1: go to my vidster, my vidster and just searched words
Speaker 1: with my vister and then any fall length will show up. So, Billy,
Speaker 1: what is your porn? It was just the most watched
Speaker 1: video and then I don't go by. Most will watch
Speaker 1: your exactly. Thank you so much, because the community knows.
Speaker 1: He knows what's gonna work. If the community has responded,
Speaker 1: you know that some they were all coming can I
Speaker 1: just say this has been a rough year for the community,
Speaker 1: and the community as a whole needs to come together
Speaker 1: and give a clear thumbs up or thumbs down to
Speaker 1: your poor let us know, because we need that center
Speaker 1: above honey. Oh my god. Wait, so it described the porn. Okay,
Speaker 1: it just said in the title it was like mom
Speaker 1: asked son to impregnate on and I'm just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at this because it's a stupid but
Speaker 1: like I just you know, I assume maybe this is
Speaker 1: just a short ask some and like so, and I'm
Speaker 1: figuring I'm like, well, it gives me that this is
Speaker 1: obviously shorthand for I'm your step mom and this is
Speaker 1: my sister by marriage, you know. But no, it was
Speaker 1: straight up I'm your mom, this is your biologue, and
Speaker 1: she needs a baby in her And then it happened.
Speaker 1: Was it was pretty bad. It was just and it
Speaker 1: was like just so on the nose, like the most
Speaker 1: hambitted dialogue. What was getting people off? Was it? Not? Anyway?
Speaker 1: What was happening on the screen. It was entirely the dialogue.
Speaker 1: This is people who need to know, I am your mom,
Speaker 1: I am asking you to have sex with your aunt.
Speaker 1: My sister aunt is that scared at the incest demo,
Speaker 1: which apparently is now at the U. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Especially with gay porn too, it's like, oh no, what
Speaker 1: is this. It's like there was there's like a whole
Speaker 1: channel that might as well be called Oh no, it's
Speaker 1: just me and daddy at home, like mom left for
Speaker 1: for two months for work. It's just me and daddy
Speaker 1: at home and we fucking. I also love I'm a
Speaker 1: married man. I love any like first person title. If
Speaker 1: the title of the porn says the whole arc, I
Speaker 1: love it like I'm a married man. It's like every
Speaker 1: single video is deaf, is like a strake I being
Speaker 1: like ship man, I'd love to just itch my balls,
Speaker 1: you know, like I'd love to touch my own fucking
Speaker 1: balls and get get really you know, horny on myself.
Speaker 1: And then the gay guy touches me goes, WHOA, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you different being I don't know about this. My
Speaker 1: I have a wife and I got milked. Okay. Guys
Speaker 1: always like, well she's not here, and then he's like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: you're right, And that was something I really love. And
Speaker 1: I love my points to be very emotional. I will.
Speaker 1: I'll constantly think back to an impression of gay Pard
Speaker 1: you did in just a phrase was like, you want
Speaker 1: to know what all gay port is? Like, here's what's
Speaker 1: like Uncle Philipp that dead in the eyes porn stars.
Speaker 1: You're like, no, I don't feel it. You guys who
Speaker 1: are fresh on this scene and excited. The guys have
Speaker 1: been there for too long, just dead inside that and
Speaker 1: just I can only described it as like eyes glazed
Speaker 1: and crossed. Yes, like like wait, there's a one really guy,
Speaker 1: really good guy that's actually still into it after many
Speaker 1: years ago. Well have you ever watched Dominic Pacifico? No,
Speaker 1: I have no idea who this usually pretty up on um.
Speaker 1: And of course there's well there's m Colby Kelor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do love me some. He followed me on Twitter,
Speaker 1: and then after his whole election bullshit, I unfollowed him.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, he's a folk. I just think you know
Speaker 1: Trump can post some things. You know we're gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: There you go. That's just imagine that person inside of
Speaker 1: like like a scruffy bear about like a scruffy muscle
Speaker 1: bear body, and then someone inside of him throwing out
Speaker 1: one more thing and then we're going to find out
Speaker 1: Bowen's porn fantasy. I just want to say, the hottest
Speaker 1: porn star that's working is named Carter Dane. Oh, I
Speaker 1: know who you're talking about. Yeah, he is the truth. Okay, noo,
Speaker 1: my my favorite porn fantasy, my favorite porn welcomes through.
Speaker 1: Um oh gosh, Like, what's your type this is? Do
Speaker 1: you know? Do you know Tyler Sat? I have seen Tyler.
Speaker 1: He is like the gay porn massius. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: will just give you a massage and then casually slip
Speaker 1: in like a toy in your as right Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen it. And they'll be like, what are you
Speaker 1: doing with the you know what gets people off? Is
Speaker 1: kind of the same thing as Billy's aunt Impregnation video,
Speaker 1: the video I made with my real life mother. In
Speaker 1: real life, Linda got in on it. Billy's and Impregnation
Speaker 1: video is the title of this episode. Now, I don't know, okay,
Speaker 1: I understand your personal jeckings, but we talked with the
Speaker 1: people in corporate and like they've done the analytics on
Speaker 1: it will play well, you get a bump. It's I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but do you want to get to five hundred ratings
Speaker 1: on iTunes. Then title okay, all right, Billy's Billy's and
Speaker 1: copyright copyright Tyler saying will like chat with these with
Speaker 1: his clients to partners, and they're like, yes, so where's
Speaker 1: it hurting? Oh? You you pulled your asshole? You pulled
Speaker 1: the asshole, okay, and then he just fucking just gives
Speaker 1: it to him. Yeah, I will say, can the three
Speaker 1: of us quote from memory the dialogue, not the dialogue,
Speaker 1: but the words from cake farts? Oh? Yes, I I
Speaker 1: have so much less experience with cake farts. But please wait, okay,
Speaker 1: cake parts, just like, here we go. You know what
Speaker 1: I like the most, cake farts. Let's get this done.
Speaker 1: M hmm, how how do I want to do this?
Speaker 1: I know? And then she gotts spoiler all our She
Speaker 1: sits on a cake and she fucking farts on it.
Speaker 1: I've only seen it once or twice again and again
Speaker 1: and again, and it's it's exactly as good as you think. Well,
Speaker 1: what makes this us good? And tell me if my
Speaker 1: memory is wrong? But actually don't, because I want to
Speaker 1: remember it this way. We're not talking like a fancy
Speaker 1: layer cake. We're not even talking like a circular car
Speaker 1: bel cake. It is like a rectangular homemade pancake like
Speaker 1: like that with with browning and ridiculous. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: that is a great move by the person who was
Speaker 1: in charge of art that day, like just for masking sake. Listen,
Speaker 1: did you know you weren't here for the condom bill
Speaker 1: in the last election. A lot of people working porn
Speaker 1: from the ground upright, And it's not just your Tyler
Speaker 1: Truce and you're Charlie sat Clouds. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: people who are doing good, honest work. If Charlie Saint
Speaker 1: Cloud had been a porn I bet, I bet Zack
Speaker 1: Efron would have won an oscar. If that is not
Speaker 1: already someone's poor name, like the gay Worn video has
Speaker 1: let me down and personally go on traming fur talk
Speaker 1: more about your exact porn. Oh, that's it. It's just
Speaker 1: to be in be in a scene with Mr Saints. See.
Speaker 1: I like the porns that are like I just want
Speaker 1: you to know that I really care about you. Emotional
Speaker 1: part emotional porn. More two people really connect and they
Speaker 1: look at each other, and which definitely means those porn
Speaker 1: stars are fully crazy. Like I love to see crazy
Speaker 1: people like they could commit to a trash bag right now.
Speaker 1: Like the way like you like me at home is
Speaker 1: truly buying into the fantasy. Yeah, you at home, like
Speaker 1: hunched over bead, making sure headphones are on time and
Speaker 1: I'm crying but I'm crying unrelated, but are crying. It's
Speaker 1: been a long day and it's like five and normally
Speaker 1: that's not too late, but like you said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start going to bed earlier, and like this is how
Speaker 1: you have to get to bed because you're like that
Speaker 1: bad now. Yeah, yeah, it's like that. It's like that,
Speaker 1: it's like that, it's like that, billy. We're going to
Speaker 1: ask you the question we asked all of us is
Speaker 1: a perfect segue, perfect segue. What was the culture that
Speaker 1: you grew up with that made you say cultures? For me?
Speaker 1: What made you want to step in a cultural direction?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's a little bit cliche having
Speaker 1: listened to many episodes now, but it's like everyone else.
Speaker 1: The first Golf four, I mean, we all saw that
Speaker 1: video of the box going down the chimney and we said,
Speaker 1: what can I do? You fuck you? And uh, and
Speaker 1: you know, we saw so many men come back from
Speaker 1: that and we don't know why they're sick. And to
Speaker 1: this day, all my all of my art, and it
Speaker 1: is art with a capital A, is designed to answer
Speaker 1: that question of what could we have done? You know what?
Speaker 1: I remember when I was a young kid within the
Speaker 1: first Golf for yes, and that's the end of that,
Speaker 1: because we know the rest I haven't been branded into
Speaker 1: our cultural knowledge. Do you know? I never really understood
Speaker 1: what the First Gulf War was until lost Oh and
Speaker 1: Sid said was revealed to be in the Gulf War?
Speaker 1: Was he the guy? And he was on the other side,
Speaker 1: he was taken before they was taken, Like he had
Speaker 1: skills that we found out about. Republican Guard. Okay, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: now I know who you're talking about. They were Charlie
Speaker 1: was asking him on the beach like, oh, well something
Speaker 1: something something. He was fixing something and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: how did you know that? He's like, I was in
Speaker 1: the military. He's like, oh, yeah, which war did you fight?
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, the Gulf War. He goes, oh
Speaker 1: where were you Marines? Military? And he goes Republican Guard
Speaker 1: and it's like that moment, it's like, oh my god, um,
Speaker 1: what nationality was sided? Do we know Iraqi. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, Um, what would you expect? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I also I'm not fully up to speed on the
Speaker 1: golf war either. Well, let's talk about it because some
Speaker 1: part we bring it back. I mean, if because it's
Speaker 1: your cultural expertise, go ahead. I mean, like Saddam went
Speaker 1: to Wait and we couldn't have that, and we just
Speaker 1: had to say, you know what, you know, we're going
Speaker 1: to push you back for the people of Kuwait, and
Speaker 1: then we send some bombs and we send some tanks
Speaker 1: and then we said, okay, we're doing it. We pushed
Speaker 1: you back to Bagdad. Now a rack, let's take care
Speaker 1: of the rest of it by So what are you
Speaker 1: saying what I'm saying? What are you saying? I'm saying
Speaker 1: it's complicated and we may never know. Um, listen, I
Speaker 1: think that, I truly think that I know. The piece
Speaker 1: of culture that made billion I as close as we are.
Speaker 1: It is precious basically by one of the greatest tweets
Speaker 1: of all time before I was even on Twitter, Matt
Speaker 1: show this to me and it cemented our friendship around
Speaker 1: this movie Seth Myers. What's at a tweet that was
Speaker 1: just like guys, does anyone know what the movie Precious
Speaker 1: is based off? Did we see it twice? We saw?
Speaker 1: We've each individually saw twice and years we saw it
Speaker 1: the second time, both of the theaters. Yeah you thought
Speaker 1: the first time with Jenny Jaffee in a theater, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yes, And I feel in a theater like
Speaker 1: in Harlem. In Harlem, and then I think Jenny was
Speaker 1: telling me that, like when she gets pushed down this stair,
Speaker 1: like the theater was there to laugh, the audience was
Speaker 1: there to laugh. And when when Prescious got pushed down
Speaker 1: the stairs, everyone started clapping and laughing and just getting
Speaker 1: up out of their seats and having the time of
Speaker 1: their life. It was, I think different for everyone. We
Speaker 1: all have our own view of what happened that day.
Speaker 1: But I'll never forget like I genuinely thought Precious was amazing.
Speaker 1: And then we came into school and we got into
Speaker 1: not you and I. We were We've always been on
Speaker 1: the same side about Precious, one of the greatest mellow
Speaker 1: dramas ever made. Um. But we had a friend in
Speaker 1: our class with us that was like, it is not good.
Speaker 1: And I was like, how could you say it's not good?
Speaker 1: Who said that Louther listener of the pod Alice Rock Alice,
Speaker 1: you said Precious wasn't good, and you were like the
Speaker 1: And honestly, looking back, this was a good as a vacation,
Speaker 1: She goes. They named the baby mongo. Yeah, I mean listen,
Speaker 1: Precious has never been um or the novel pushed by Sapphire.
Speaker 1: They have never been elevated for the sake of their subtlety. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's to tell a hard and aggressive story that you
Speaker 1: may may not be ready for. And it go whenever
Speaker 1: the choices, Okay, should this be you know, a one
Speaker 1: or a ten? Precious says we need a new number,
Speaker 1: we need a larger number. Like it's it's truly, it's honestly,
Speaker 1: And I actually talked about this in my screenwriting class.
Speaker 1: Paul Sell like, who this is now the second time
Speaker 1: I'm referencing beautiful? He knows Paul Selig. No, he doesn't
Speaker 1: know Paul. But we were talking somehow got onto the
Speaker 1: topic of of of He somehow came up. Maybe it
Speaker 1: was a movie we were discussing in in class and
Speaker 1: that I mentioned early in a diner last week. Because
Speaker 1: I'm popular, go on, it's very popular. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a it's a celebrity sighting. It was an accident, but
Speaker 1: you go on of course, of course. Um So basically Paul,
Speaker 1: who is a medium and also a teacher, and he said, um,
Speaker 1: you know, you could win an Oscar. People were arguing
Speaker 1: whether or not the writer of Precious deserved to win
Speaker 1: an Oscar for it, and he did win an Oscar
Speaker 1: for it, and he was like, you could win the
Speaker 1: Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplight for the scene with Monique,
Speaker 1: Precious and Mariah at the end of the movie, a long,
Speaker 1: fantastic scene. So I I mean, I agree with that. Um.
Speaker 1: It also features um the best on screen performance ever
Speaker 1: by Sherry Harry Shepherd. Oh my god, saw the movie
Speaker 1: last night. I'm sorry, something's wrong with you? Precious movie.
Speaker 1: Precious a saying I'm sorry because this is after she
Speaker 1: shows up and having been pushed down the stairs covering
Speaker 1: in her own blood and carrying a bloody baby by
Speaker 1: her mother, and her mother tried to throw a TV
Speaker 1: from ten stories up down on her. She's apologizing because
Speaker 1: the movie was bad. Something wrong with he was insane? Yea,
Speaker 1: she really tried to kill her daughter? Yeah, that happened.
Speaker 1: And then she comes back later and she wants to
Speaker 1: reconnect in case the porn tell doesn't work out. This
Speaker 1: episode can also be called who is Gonna Love Me?
Speaker 1: Since you got your degree? You know every fucking thing.
Speaker 1: I love that movie also, Maria, and don't laugh, you're sick.
Speaker 1: This is drama. Maria. Sorry, not even calling this office
Speaker 1: trying to get reconnected with you. That's all I really have. Maria.
Speaker 1: We talked about the abuse. We never drugs in my house.
Speaker 1: Compressions knows I wouldn't accept that that. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking specific acts of physical and sexual abuse. Honestly,
Speaker 1: did Mariah? Here's the discussion. Yes, did Mariah deserve the
Speaker 1: Academy awardination nomination that she did not receive? Wow? I
Speaker 1: mean this will be the last question I ever asking
Speaker 1: my life. You have your bag, pack and a cape
Speaker 1: all I'm taking my back and they're at a gypsy
Speaker 1: cab outside. I'm not going anywhere. I'm just taking the
Speaker 1: bag and jumping off the seal. I'm jumping off the roof.
Speaker 1: It's gonna weigh me down. You're jumping onto the gypsy cab.
Speaker 1: That's why you didn't order an uber That car be
Speaker 1: made of aluminium light enough. You need an eight eight skylark. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The fall onto the roof will kill me. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is the this is the elaborate fall onto the roof.
Speaker 1: Talk talk about the fact that Mariah did not receive
Speaker 1: an Academy Award nomination. But it's walking like this and
Speaker 1: having a must dish imprecious based on the novel Push
Speaker 1: by Sapphire. I'm gonna go get a soda. You want
Speaker 1: Tota soda? Soda? SODA's fun. Yeah, okay, I forget what
Speaker 1: she says. What does she say? We haven't watched in
Speaker 1: seven years because honestly, see oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what is it? Yeah, just watched it again?
Speaker 1: Watch it? But she did she deserve an Academy Award nomination.
Speaker 1: She did not get one. But should she have gotten this?
Speaker 1: This this question can't be answered in a vacuum because
Speaker 1: there are only so many nominations that can go out.
Speaker 1: Who else was nominated? I'm gonna phone, I'm happy that
Speaker 1: you said that, Billy. And you know we did this
Speaker 1: last week as well with John And that was about
Speaker 1: The blind Side, which was the same year. Yes, Precious, okay,
Speaker 1: that was the first year of the ten nominal Monique
Speaker 1: obviously one that year, Yes, she did all that mattered
Speaker 1: that year? What like was that Monique one? And that
Speaker 1: Christoph Wallace one for bone does a great christof don't
Speaker 1: there's a there's just there's just one line that you said,
Speaker 1: you all all that year at n y U. At
Speaker 1: any party, if you were ever drunk, you would scream,
Speaker 1: this is it? Oh lovely beautiful, he was amazing. Continue
Speaker 1: to talk a while I bring this up. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so difficult. Now I'm realizing, like how this
Speaker 1: all the conversation flows centrally through Matt, even though we're
Speaker 1: in a triangle and watched like with my chick. He's
Speaker 1: this leg of the triangle is the most I'm searching
Speaker 1: Oscar nominations. Precious, precious, All right, here we go. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Academy awards. Um now you're on the page of the
Speaker 1: Academy where other fucker Okay, hold on, it's language. No,
Speaker 1: I want there to be dead. You know what. We'll
Speaker 1: cut this out. We'll cut this out in post. All
Speaker 1: this has gone in post do with the alert the postman.
Speaker 1: This is cut out, postman cutting leave it out. This
Speaker 1: this is filler. There's been so many nominees A right,
Speaker 1: here we go, Okay, we go, here we go? Now
Speaker 1: the oh my god, just a it in the queue.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a serious, serious answer. I
Speaker 1: got it. Stop stop it, Brad. This is not a
Speaker 1: safe space anymore. That has broken. Okay, Anger. We should
Speaker 1: be able to talk about Precious with levity and joy.
Speaker 1: Here are the nominees for that year. Monique and Precious.
Speaker 1: She won Penelope Cruise in nine oh, I remember that
Speaker 1: for me getting Up in the Air Maggie Gillenhall and
Speaker 1: Crazy Heart and Anna Kendrick and Up in the Air.
Speaker 1: I have documents of feelings about about Anna Kendrick. I
Speaker 1: actually didn't get her at all. Up. Can I talk
Speaker 1: for a second about my dreams for the future. I
Speaker 1: just since two thousand eight, I have gone to bed
Speaker 1: every night dreaming of the day when each of my
Speaker 1: children will be introduced to Crazy Heart for the first time.
Speaker 1: It's a movie that binds us as a nation, as
Speaker 1: a people, as humanity where Neanderthals still around. It would
Speaker 1: bind human Homo sapiens to the Neanderthals and create a
Speaker 1: world of peace. We all remember that movie. We all
Speaker 1: remember the songs we all remember this, the Grazy Heart,
Speaker 1: whatever I think for the weird we can that was it.
Speaker 1: It was a good song. Actually, out of those five,
Speaker 1: if you were to take out one and Gotcha put
Speaker 1: in Mariah, I mean, I feel like Vera for me,
Speaker 1: it was not really a performance in that movie as
Speaker 1: well as it was like a good script I never saw.
Speaker 1: Up in the Air still happened, but Bone spoiled it
Speaker 1: all for a room full of like five hundred people
Speaker 1: during a prop show. I remember you were personally like
Speaker 1: shocked by that moment. I couldn't believe when you said
Speaker 1: that Vera Farmiga's character was married in that movie. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it was a scene where two people are friends. I
Speaker 1: believe Mike Spence and Haley Hepworth probably were sitting on
Speaker 1: an airplane having a conversation. Brought up that one of
Speaker 1: them was watching Up in the Air on their you know,
Speaker 1: seedback screen, and my response, as a flight attendant was
Speaker 1: just to say she's married. She's married, she's married, at
Speaker 1: which point they explode. Why would you say that, I say,
Speaker 1: I apologize to everyone who has to edit this. Never listen.
Speaker 1: I've piqued ten separate times already and will continue to
Speaker 1: um listen. The thing about that is Bowen actually has
Speaker 1: a documented history of spoiling things. Of course, we all
Speaker 1: remember when he spoiled katias elimination. We talked about Katia Gate.
Speaker 1: I hate to put the Gate suffix in anything, but that, Julie,
Speaker 1: that was an iconic moment of filth. It was true filth,
Speaker 1: and it's a true sensationalism. Bowen Yank is, of course
Speaker 1: the face of sensationalists. You know, Facebook post, You've done well.
Speaker 1: We haven't watched it yet, we're on the West. I
Speaker 1: could have meant anything, it could have meant. I was
Speaker 1: excited for her with the super Bowl of Drag, it's
Speaker 1: the super Bowl of gay life, and you have to
Speaker 1: watch it live and expect that people will talk about
Speaker 1: class bullshit I've ever heard. You're calling people out for
Speaker 1: not only a sling box in a parent's house on
Speaker 1: the East coast, Honey, Then I'm calling people out for
Speaker 1: not going into their local gay bars and supporting gay
Speaker 1: culture and gay night life. That is what I'm calling
Speaker 1: and I will I will stand by this forever. It
Speaker 1: is the hill I will die on, I promise you.
Speaker 1: But I does not respect the East coast West coast
Speaker 1: time divide for programming. But when do you want advertiser
Speaker 1: to get their money's worth or do you want people
Speaker 1: to be trying to watch drag Race at six thirty?
Speaker 1: No gay wants to buy a super roof forest you're
Speaker 1: at that time, honey, Wow, I am so happy that
Speaker 1: Billy is here to make you understand the full extent
Speaker 1: of how badly you should feel. You should feel bad.
Speaker 1: And I will never ever drop it. When you ruin
Speaker 1: Ki Elementation for me that take off. You can stop
Speaker 1: reaching for your bag, take off your game. Please don't
Speaker 1: go to the roof. Right, I'm going. I'm gonna jump
Speaker 1: onto that car. Yeah, you've forgiven me for this, I've
Speaker 1: forgiven you. But I will say this, I was genuinely
Speaker 1: this and a lot of people were. And that was
Speaker 1: when I when I think you revealed to all of
Speaker 1: the social media networks that you were a sensationalist. It
Speaker 1: was you are proud. It was like my roommate Armand
Speaker 1: who he wrought his loves drag Race. He and his
Speaker 1: girlfriend Kayla. It's appointment viewing for them after a long
Speaker 1: day of you know, struggling in l A. They come
Speaker 1: home to that they have that, and they know that
Speaker 1: RuPaul is going to be you know, mother, father god
Speaker 1: to them all at the same time. And they burst
Speaker 1: forth from there from their room that night and they're like,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's funny that he's getting dragged, but
Speaker 1: I'm pissed because at that point it had been the
Speaker 1: top five and they're like, Katia, like, I think was
Speaker 1: very very much the favorite of fan favorite, and it
Speaker 1: was shocked. It would be shocking to just hear that
Speaker 1: Katia was eliminated. And guess what a lot of people
Speaker 1: just heard. Yeah, we just heard it in a vacuum,
Speaker 1: announced without any fanfare on Bow and Yang's wall. It's
Speaker 1: very easy to get the tea on RuPaul's draggers too
Speaker 1: about what happens, like, it's very easy. If you want it,
Speaker 1: it can be found. But most don't want it. I
Speaker 1: just don't want it from my greatest friend. I mean,
Speaker 1: does that anymore? But when will it stop for you? When?
Speaker 1: When will you stop? Yea, when we're talking about the
Speaker 1: madness is what we're talking about. The selfishness, the narcissism.
Speaker 1: It's the idea that you matter so much in a unit,
Speaker 1: are so big that we are mere specs. This is
Speaker 1: the role I have settled into. It is not the role,
Speaker 1: it is the It is the cadence with which I speak,
Speaker 1: and that is I only say something if I'm sure
Speaker 1: I want to say it, and if I'm sure that
Speaker 1: it needs to be said in the world. And Honey,
Speaker 1: I will tell you better believe that. In that moment,
Speaker 1: I was shocked that Kato was eliminated, and I didn't
Speaker 1: know where to channel them. You had to speak, and
Speaker 1: I had to speak, and there was no other place
Speaker 1: for me to put it except and the words you
Speaker 1: needed to speak were I have to say during as
Speaker 1: bow and monologue. Just now peaked over at the computer
Speaker 1: and I saw my lines thrilled at everyone else, and
Speaker 1: I am ashamed. I am so sorry. Very little vocal control.
Speaker 1: I don't do well from the diaphragm. But the thing is, Billy,
Speaker 1: the thing about you is we love. We love that
Speaker 1: you have no vocal control. In fact, Billie and I
Speaker 1: were in Hammercats together and very frequently so with the
Speaker 1: way Hammercats worked in college was all month long. For
Speaker 1: three weeks, You'll be writing, writing, writing, writing, writing, and
Speaker 1: then there'll be a week of the show at the
Speaker 1: end of the month and every night Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Speaker 1: usually the show should be on Saturday. We rehearse every night. Honestly,
Speaker 1: maybe not the wisest model, but dedicated, but super dedicated.
Speaker 1: And they produced good, good work. But this is before
Speaker 1: you learn like what marking and rehearsal even is, and
Speaker 1: the thing you learn how you don't need to constantly
Speaker 1: prove to everyone else your identity and your identity doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be the loud one. Honestly though, we I
Speaker 1: identified with you with this because we both right. We
Speaker 1: went back in the day. We both wrote high emotional,
Speaker 1: high emotion sketch. I'd say one off three sketches I
Speaker 1: wrote required a sugar bottle to Honestly, I also loved
Speaker 1: to scream and shout in holler Billy sometimes will be
Speaker 1: losing that old voice by Thursday afternoon. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: we'd are and like from day one, David Sittarab has
Speaker 1: been mentioned on this podcast before, like he would like
Speaker 1: be tell me, hey, you can mark your voice. You
Speaker 1: know it's totally fine. No, I'm fine, I can do
Speaker 1: this through That was the most aggro I'll ever be
Speaker 1: in my life. Telling people know I'm cool to scream
Speaker 1: all week. Meanwhile, I am pounding news to next because
Speaker 1: I hear that's what opera singers take before a big
Speaker 1: show or something. What is Oh my god? So Billy
Speaker 1: living with Billy? You a roommates for many years, roommates
Speaker 1: for many years, living with Billy and just watching from
Speaker 1: afar with fascination the things he would put in or
Speaker 1: on his body. Was just really was one of the
Speaker 1: first people. So sorry this conversation guys had about just
Speaker 1: like computer, I'm just this is a fascinating conversation that
Speaker 1: I really want to have. Billy was one of the
Speaker 1: first people who showed me that baking soda was a
Speaker 1: thing you could put on your body when you showered.
Speaker 1: What or like, Billy, like what big what can't baking
Speaker 1: soda be used? Can't bakings used? But did you ever
Speaker 1: do did you ever do something with vinegar and else?
Speaker 1: I did? You didn't know me as much during that time,
Speaker 1: but like that's mostly been an l a thing where
Speaker 1: I didn't wash my hair for a year and a
Speaker 1: half to mixed results. But he went that long. I
Speaker 1: was using occasional baking soda in vinegar, which does like
Speaker 1: and when you use it in the day, like your
Speaker 1: hair is equally clean as un each shampoo, but you
Speaker 1: should still wash it. But start as I started itching
Speaker 1: the back of my head. Yeah your filth. Um well,
Speaker 1: and I have been talking this whole time, you um
Speaker 1: but no, like I probably introduced to you using like
Speaker 1: a baking soda face mask, like for the sake of exfoliation.
Speaker 1: Nothing gets those you know, black cats and subacious filaments
Speaker 1: like quite like baking soda. I highly recommend it does
Speaker 1: Baking Soda. Sponsor this podcast Castle Baking soa cast for
Speaker 1: Baking Soda promo code face come from. Um, wait, you
Speaker 1: can give showers, Billy Billy? Can we can we tell
Speaker 1: everybody what the cardinals sin you committed in our showers?
Speaker 1: I mean you pop in dare. Yeah. I've done a
Speaker 1: lot of bad things and showers I've shared with Bowen.
Speaker 1: I've used them for too long. I've one day when
Speaker 1: he came home, he came home to find me screaming
Speaker 1: teenage creed way. I totally like, uh and you know,
Speaker 1: and at one point that came up. You know, I said, joke. Lad.
Speaker 1: They wasn't sure he had heard it, but but it
Speaker 1: was it was absolutely heard by Bowen. But the number
Speaker 1: one thing is okay, so danger Box the improv group.
Speaker 1: Bone and I were in at n y u Um
Speaker 1: every beginning of the year. Once we get the new
Speaker 1: people in, we'll do a secrets night, and so you know,
Speaker 1: we get drunk, we get hot, and we bonded by
Speaker 1: sharing stupid secrets. And one senior year, Bone and I
Speaker 1: were living with David sitter Off and beautiful stuiveson town.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely we'll talk about what absolutely leads a moment,
Speaker 1: but um we will we I like after many secrets
Speaker 1: are already shared, and many had already been heard by
Speaker 1: people in previous years. Are mainly for the new people,
Speaker 1: you know, like all right, bow and I have a
Speaker 1: secret for you and everyone else. Last week I ship
Speaker 1: in the shower and I scream and he had to
Speaker 1: stand up. He couldn't be near me. I adjusted listen.
Speaker 1: Sometimes a far is a chart is a ship. We've
Speaker 1: all been there, and if you haven't been there, you
Speaker 1: you need to go there. Everyone. If you are sitting
Speaker 1: at home and you haven't pooped your pants in the time,
Speaker 1: I shoot my pants and the whole foods like three
Speaker 1: days ago on Easter no, Billy, just a little bit.
Speaker 1: But but it but it did cross the line. Have
Speaker 1: you ever have you ever pooped in the car when
Speaker 1: you're driving? Have ever put no, thankful, I mean nonsense.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I did, like a four year old. But
Speaker 1: when I was in high school, I was driving home
Speaker 1: from from my think track practice from cross country I
Speaker 1: pooped in that car. Yeah, a little known fact. It's
Speaker 1: never been mentioned here. Matt Rogers went to n y
Speaker 1: U on a cross country partial scholarship. Has it never
Speaker 1: been mentioned? Yeah, that's true. I guess we can reveal
Speaker 1: that they should rescind that money from me because I went. Well, actually, no,
Speaker 1: I did get to go to n y U on
Speaker 1: academic quote unquote scholarship because they create an athletic sauship
Speaker 1: because it was a school. Um, I'm about for another
Speaker 1: I'm about do for another pant shooting moment. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean they happened. I mean that was actually one of
Speaker 1: the first time, said Madden, I got to truly bond
Speaker 1: is in colloquium class. In dramatic writing, we have to
Speaker 1: every three weeks. Um. Uh, you have to produce a
Speaker 1: new short scene. They end up often being sketches for
Speaker 1: the people whom we were like, oh yeah, you wrote
Speaker 1: I wrote it was like it was a dramatic model.
Speaker 1: I was a dramatic storytelling with actors with bodies. Um,
Speaker 1: groundbreaking theater. Absolutely, I mean yeah, it really was everything
Speaker 1: that Julie Taymarkert hoped for in a five dollar budget. Um,
Speaker 1: but um I was. I wrote a story about time
Speaker 1: I shop my pants in an Eddie Bauer outlet when
Speaker 1: I was in eighth grade and the process of how
Speaker 1: it built up and how a rate the radio playing
Speaker 1: the bathroom and once I finally got there was what
Speaker 1: cost my pants as I was unbuckling my belt and
Speaker 1: I was lucky enough to embody that truth. You were
Speaker 1: embodying the truth of my body. That's actually is how
Speaker 1: well I remember. I did an internal transfer into TIS
Speaker 1: from n M y U and Billy transferred from Chicago. Yeah. Yes,
Speaker 1: so so we were both sophomores technically in the eyes
Speaker 1: of the program. And and so we meet each other
Speaker 1: and we're in the same film class, and Billy says
Speaker 1: to me, we're I'm just trying to get to know anybody,
Speaker 1: probably same for you. This is first day we're talking,
Speaker 1: first day we ever met, and Billy says to me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did a lot of um improv and comedy in Chicago,
Speaker 1: so I'm definitely gonna be continuing that here with the
Speaker 1: Box and Hammercats. And I was like, oh, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna uistion for Hammercats too, And I think you looked
Speaker 1: at me and I looked at you, and we both
Speaker 1: thought there was absolutely no way that person is funny
Speaker 1: at I can't tell you, like the initial it wasn't
Speaker 1: even lowing because when that active, it was the dismissal
Speaker 1: of each of us. The first day when we were
Speaker 1: in that film group together going out and essentially filming
Speaker 1: stock footage off like streets side. Yeah, yeah, it was horrible.
Speaker 1: It was so stupid. We should go into a Getty
Speaker 1: image search to make sure our stuff hasn't been put
Speaker 1: up there as part of them. Why use money making schemes?
Speaker 1: But he literally he just like was so like confident
Speaker 1: that he was going to do. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I think it's probably besported to be nervous and like anxious.
Speaker 1: I certainly was. And I was like, yeah, I'm an
Speaker 1: audition too, we'll see. And then I walked into class
Speaker 1: the next day. The other class we were in together
Speaker 1: because they put us in a lot of classes together
Speaker 1: in the very beginning, and they knew something, something would
Speaker 1: be connected. Um but anyway, so I shared eyes just now,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was. I walked. They went
Speaker 1: up the ventilation shaft. No, no, not here. Don't blame me,
Speaker 1: blame George Lucas. He wrote it. He wrote, I'm like
Speaker 1: king right now for podcast. He's literally regurgitating. Don't come
Speaker 1: for me. It would come from me about Star Wars
Speaker 1: episodes one, dials and gas and just I have two
Speaker 1: words for you. Gets oh, no, two words for you.
Speaker 1: The fucking what? What were the what were the green?
Speaker 1: The green Asian people? They were so way to take way,
Speaker 1: to just take all your loathing of Asians and Jews
Speaker 1: and put them into one nice lizard people. Must have
Speaker 1: been a producer on the Gungans were the absolute worst
Speaker 1: black stereotype too, and not even black. It was like
Speaker 1: Caribbean stereo where all of a sudden, you he did
Speaker 1: one good thing and then Brinks had to be his slave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my, oh my god, I totally
Speaker 1: forgot about It's not just like and it wasn't even
Speaker 1: thing of like. Okay, I helped you, Now you helped
Speaker 1: me charge are offers. He's like, I'm your slave. He's
Speaker 1: begging to be made submissive. He's like, you did something
Speaker 1: good for me, I'm your slave. Oh my god, just
Speaker 1: like what like stupid cartoon logic. Well, I mean you
Speaker 1: have to remember it was a different You're right, I'm
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. Like, I was so excited. I was
Speaker 1: seeing a few times that I went to movies like
Speaker 1: with friends, and I bought and we got tickets in
Speaker 1: advanced like I think the first time ever ward movie
Speaker 1: tickets online. I was very big into the internet age
Speaker 1: then and all the possibilities that were on the tips
Speaker 1: of our fingers and we could just taste it. But
Speaker 1: I went out and bought two lightsabers that day and
Speaker 1: was making my dad fight with me at the yard,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to bring them to the movies and
Speaker 1: my mom said no. And I was so exciting when
Speaker 1: that came out. That was the first Hour Wars I
Speaker 1: had ever seen then as kids, did it register that
Speaker 1: it was a bad movie? Absolutely not? Absolutely not. My
Speaker 1: dad walked out like saying like, oh my god, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what doesn't he get about this. I mean
Speaker 1: that was as a child. It's amazing. The pod race
Speaker 1: just like again at all video game. The pod racing
Speaker 1: video game was like, yeah, it started the whole podcast.
Speaker 1: What Star Wars podcast? Right? Star Wars podcast. Race is
Speaker 1: a bad sketch. We need to write after the race
Speaker 1: with oh yeah, because it wasn't enough to enough hybrid
Speaker 1: in the Train Federation. You actually had to go full
Speaker 1: Shylock with wat to the junkyard owner. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to know. We've talked too much
Speaker 1: about one. Wait wait, wait, what was I just saying
Speaker 1: before that? Um? Uh? The school and then I content
Speaker 1: I walked and I walked into the glass Villion I
Speaker 1: shared together, and I think, so no Patel. I was like,
Speaker 1: how was your weekend? And I was like really good. Actually,
Speaker 1: I auditioned for or the Sketch Comedy Group and I
Speaker 1: got on and Billy goes so did I, and I
Speaker 1: was like I knew they had chosen four people out
Speaker 1: of like the hundred and fifty that in an audition,
Speaker 1: and I was like looked at him and I was
Speaker 1: like what and he was like what, I will say that.
Speaker 1: We had that moment and then we immediately thought, I'll
Speaker 1: trust the process. I was just ask when did the
Speaker 1: chill by the end of that class? I think, well,
Speaker 1: for me, it was when I guess you we had
Speaker 1: a mutual acceptance of each other, or like, well, because
Speaker 1: I I'll never forget this, because it was also when
Speaker 1: I met Sudi. But the program had us right um
Speaker 1: monologues and we all had to deliver the monologues because
Speaker 1: we were gonna be casting each other in the scenes
Speaker 1: that we had written. And so I mean no shade
Speaker 1: to anyone that might be listening to this from from
Speaker 1: that time where we all are on the same class.
Speaker 1: But it was so bad. I mean they were an
Speaker 1: actors doing it, and no one was a good writer
Speaker 1: at that time. And Billy was so funny. He was
Speaker 1: so funny, and I was like, oh wow, I mean
Speaker 1: I got I get it. You mean study all had
Speaker 1: really good pieces. You did just a straight up monologue
Speaker 1: bout the time a guy peed on you at O
Speaker 1: a R concert that well, that it was part of it.
Speaker 1: It was. I went through my eye playist and put
Speaker 1: it on shuffle, and every time I got to it
Speaker 1: a song, I would write what that reminded me of?
Speaker 1: And one of them was it was an ore song,
Speaker 1: and I ran and I was an ore concert in
Speaker 1: high school, and I ran in very fast because I
Speaker 1: was excited that my friend Laurien was going to go
Speaker 1: pee in the boy's room. And I was so fucked up.
Speaker 1: But I slipped on a puddle of piss, landed on
Speaker 1: my back in the piss, and a guy turned around
Speaker 1: that was in the urinal with his dick out still peeing,
Speaker 1: pointed at me and left, and a little bit of
Speaker 1: the piss good on me. So I'm a monologue in
Speaker 1: the Beautiful Start of Your Friends, and that is Billy's
Speaker 1: fantasy porn. I needed you to pee on my sister. Okay,
Speaker 1: on that note, but wait, but one more on that note,
Speaker 1: Casper masters, wait one more thing is I just want
Speaker 1: to say also, who was amazing? Who? I never forget what.
Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom because I was like, this
Speaker 1: is so bad. And as I was coming back in,
Speaker 1: Sudie Green was like playing. So she did a monologue.
Speaker 1: It was SERRITI girl initiation. She had to go through
Speaker 1: a lot of things like it was so good, but anyway,
Speaker 1: that was like and then you put the two of
Speaker 1: us in a scene together so it was a scene
Speaker 1: that you wrote and study and I did together, which
Speaker 1: is kind of funny. It was an iconic moment, like
Speaker 1: in terms of the historical significance of it. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: definitely was. I brought you too. I said yes, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, these are the two people that
Speaker 1: were great And then, um, it was a scene that
Speaker 1: you wrote. It was like a sketch that you wrote
Speaker 1: about how like me on the phone trying to get
Speaker 1: tickets to Broadway and she was like, it has was
Speaker 1: it cats? It has to be cat or rent? Now
Speaker 1: it was it had it had to be guests, And
Speaker 1: then like uh and then you were willing to accept rent,
Speaker 1: but both were already gone, yeah, oh yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: it was. The game was. She was like, she was like,
Speaker 1: it has to be cats. Tell them that we have
Speaker 1: to get tickets for cats. And I was like, do
Speaker 1: you have anything for cats? And we just weren't getting that.
Speaker 1: It was not on broad if you don't mind me,
Speaker 1: I because I remember my scene. I remember my art um.
Speaker 1: It was a husband and wife who had come to
Speaker 1: New York so that you could have your surgery on
Speaker 1: your devate sceptum to your you'd cover up a small town,
Speaker 1: and you had a great health lan that would pay
Speaker 1: to get done in a better hospital, and you were
Speaker 1: willing to do it in New York for this because
Speaker 1: your wife really wanted to see Cats, but you didn't
Speaker 1: want to New York. You were willing to see Sacramento
Speaker 1: as you'd always wanted to, and now she was pissed
Speaker 1: that Cats was no longer on Broadway. And these are
Speaker 1: the specifics that you need to be if you're going
Speaker 1: to slay in freshman colloquium at the Dramatic Ryan Department
Speaker 1: at n y U. Let me tell you you need
Speaker 1: to have certain things in your toolbook and write such
Speaker 1: gems as the Matt Rodgers Christmas Colloquium special that could
Speaker 1: be an entire episode of this. You talked about the
Speaker 1: wedding last week, like like this need that needs dissection
Speaker 1: still the greatest thing I've ever written. It's yeah, it's problematic,
Speaker 1: question mark, Well, I want to know. Um listen, we
Speaker 1: have to take a break, don't we bowen? Don't we
Speaker 1: we do? We'll be right back with Billy Domino. Oo bitch,
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Speaker 1: Billy seriously, it's not poop, It's not poop. And we're
Speaker 1: back with Billy Domino. Billy. Can we talk about Lad? Yes?
Speaker 1: Lad just gave up briefly earlier as BO and I
Speaker 1: was like absolutely a bone and I after our first
Speaker 1: year at and YU together, So going into effectively junior years,
Speaker 1: we're looking to move in together now as a twosome
Speaker 1: or were we originally going to be a threesome? We
Speaker 1: were originally going to be I was supposed to do that,
Speaker 1: but then that Matt who was going to live with us.
Speaker 1: We even I remember do you remember talking about this
Speaker 1: by the computers and Titian talking about our plans, and
Speaker 1: Matt even made me. Matt even argued for okay, if
Speaker 1: we do share an apartments with threesome, we must on
Speaker 1: our living room wall put in big letters for precious
Speaker 1: girls everywhere. Thank god we were monks and he was
Speaker 1: gonna happen with that, you became an r ah. So
Speaker 1: that was a that was post me getting that was
Speaker 1: They told me that I was an alternate and to
Speaker 1: make other plans for housing, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: let's all move in together. And then I guess something
Speaker 1: didn't work out with somebody and I got made to be.
Speaker 1: But then that left Billy and I to go and
Speaker 1: find some apartments with a Brooker named Flat. Now, for
Speaker 1: those who don't understand, you know, a two bedroom apartment
Speaker 1: it's much more expensive per bedroom than a three bedroom.
Speaker 1: It's also harder to find in general three bedrooms. They're
Speaker 1: out there to be had. And for those of you
Speaker 1: don't know, there are of course always other people to ask,
Speaker 1: well not other people who would end up and you know,
Speaker 1: being on a podcast with you seven years later, I
Speaker 1: mean we can throw you under the bus if you like.
Speaker 1: Right now is being like, yes, you're expendable and replaceable.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'll do that and say yes, that is true.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we moved on without you. It's not going
Speaker 1: to be a billion dang dang, sweetie, And it's got
Speaker 1: to change to ding ding because I'm taking ding dong
Speaker 1: with me. God damn it. I think it's in the contract,
Speaker 1: that ding dong dog. But anyway, we met with Vlad,
Speaker 1: who was how would you describe in Billy, he was
Speaker 1: just this beautiful slavic elf. Yeah, he was just a
Speaker 1: wonder He was a wonderful upbeat man who was you know,
Speaker 1: going to business school at night. And he like any
Speaker 1: good real estate agent and I should know because I
Speaker 1: became one for two years after graduation. That was my
Speaker 1: get by um. But he was very optimistic about whatever
Speaker 1: was a possibility for you in terms of housing. And
Speaker 1: he was never afraid to twist what you had just
Speaker 1: said to make you think you were on the same page.
Speaker 1: So you know, look, look can we do can we
Speaker 1: do an improv? Okay, so let's you're gonna be You're
Speaker 1: gonna you are in charge of this improv. So you
Speaker 1: if we break rules, you let us know that. But
Speaker 1: you know, but yeah, bowhen you be bowing lum bowing. Yes, absolutely, yes,
Speaker 1: go find the big place. Yes, we're going to find
Speaker 1: a place of lad maybe my friend Billy and I
Speaker 1: we were thinking that we would find married couple and
Speaker 1: absolutely just just my roommate, just very accepting. Well, thank
Speaker 1: you glad. We were just looking for like a place
Speaker 1: that's um two bedroom studio. Yes, can definitely do an
Speaker 1: You'll put a wall up, a fun studio bookcase. I'm
Speaker 1: somewhere below fourteenth Street Clinton. Yeah, absolutely, Hale's kitchen okay, well,
Speaker 1: very big high rock party party, yes, something something quiet
Speaker 1: and close to a train, not know, big bars, big scene,
Speaker 1: you get the girls, D train, D train. Okay, well
Speaker 1: lad um, thank you so much. And um, we definitely
Speaker 1: can't do pre war. Pre war is all he's got
Speaker 1: so big you would and the refrigerator absolutely absolutely well, hey, um,
Speaker 1: it's okay for us to do that accent because because
Speaker 1: I am who I am, that's all I'll say. Well,
Speaker 1: I would say that was a very good improblem. Now
Speaker 1: after having seen it, I can I have a very
Speaker 1: good depiction of what that was. I've never actually met
Speaker 1: a real estate broker that wasn't a complete sketch comedy character.
Speaker 1: It turns you into a monster like you'd never even expect,
Speaker 1: like you I would know, like I did, like within
Speaker 1: the first week of like train wheels off and being
Speaker 1: a renting agent on my own. By the way, I
Speaker 1: legally the company I worked for was very nice about
Speaker 1: taking on young people because they were willing to skirt
Speaker 1: the law you have to have a license or like
Speaker 1: we'll train you for your technically be a trainee. But
Speaker 1: like I guess, trainee is not an acceptable term or
Speaker 1: a good one to you know, sort of business exactly.
Speaker 1: So they decided okay, well, we can't call you a
Speaker 1: real estate agent. Let's call you an apartment show where
Speaker 1: you're the person who shows apartment. And so they didn't
Speaker 1: even put apartment shore and this put show where which
Speaker 1: just looks like shower or it just looks like we're
Speaker 1: not a grower shower. So I went around handing these
Speaker 1: out to people in deep Brooklyn like for a year
Speaker 1: and a half, and everyone's just like, what does it mean?
Speaker 1: Shower shower? I mean, showers have been a recurring theme
Speaker 1: this episode. Have I ever told you guys about Lawrence,
Speaker 1: the guy that we dealt with, Oh my god, it
Speaker 1: was the real estate agent in like Brooklyn. He showed
Speaker 1: a lot of places in Park Slope. I just won't
Speaker 1: say where he works, but um, dish but fine destination
Speaker 1: real estate. Avoid them if you're looking for places in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: because they're misleading. We he me, David Mazzoni and our
Speaker 1: friends Andrew Martin, managed Ackman. We were all we were
Speaker 1: all looking for and before bedroom together. And because as
Speaker 1: we've just been established by Billy, as you go up
Speaker 1: in the in the amount of rooms, you know, it
Speaker 1: gets a little cheaper. Um. So basically we see a
Speaker 1: four bedroom and it's a four bedroom that that fourth
Speaker 1: bedroom has been against has a all put up and
Speaker 1: that's how it's constructed. And he was like yeah, so
Speaker 1: when they showed it as a fault, four bedroom was
Speaker 1: listed as a four bedroom. So we take it because
Speaker 1: it's amazing. Move in and when we get into the
Speaker 1: walls down was a very nice apartment, and I was
Speaker 1: like furious because he never told us that we would
Speaker 1: have to put the wall back up ourselves. That was
Speaker 1: never said. It was marketed as a four bedroom, so
Speaker 1: I feel like and then he was like he was.
Speaker 1: It was like so difficult dealing with him, and he
Speaker 1: was such a monster, like no, no, no, no, they
Speaker 1: never let you speak. He was such like a Brooklyn Dick.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, ohh and I've literally I
Speaker 1: said to myself, I'll never have a bad experience with
Speaker 1: a real estate broker again because now I know better.
Speaker 1: And then when Henry and I were moving again, we
Speaker 1: had another bad experience. You just see him furiously lifting
Speaker 1: like not enough weight at Blank Fitness. He was not
Speaker 1: a happy guy. Billy can make these classes, Jim jokes
Speaker 1: because he is at Equinox. Now listen, when I got
Speaker 1: the family guy John I one and paid off a
Speaker 1: lot of debt and too the only way I treated
Speaker 1: myself as like, listen, I want a gym where I
Speaker 1: can feel very comfortable to relax showering afterwards. And if
Speaker 1: you've ever never been an Equinox shower, it's a wonderful experience.
Speaker 1: So even it's just like it's your it's not like
Speaker 1: you know you're in a group shower. It's not like
Speaker 1: you just have like the shower cartain. There's no hint
Speaker 1: of mold or anything. It's constantly being cleaned. If someone
Speaker 1: is not in a shower, that shower is being cleaned
Speaker 1: and is entirely I only use the car equipment. I
Speaker 1: only use the ellipical, the rowing machine, the treadmills, and
Speaker 1: like I'm not a weight person because I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I want mostly lean. Yeah, I mean certainly strong, but
Speaker 1: like and I want to lose the weight the muscles,
Speaker 1: but like tone and like yes, but like so it's
Speaker 1: not I don't need all the insane equipment, and like
Speaker 1: I need to start make used to the classes. But
Speaker 1: I just do it because I'm really I'm renting a
Speaker 1: second bathroom for you know, for a little under two month.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. So tell us about the celebrities that you've seen.
Speaker 1: I've seen not so I'm primary we go to the
Speaker 1: Hollywood Equedox sounds good. Not as many there because's newer
Speaker 1: and it's all it's like sort of nability. Where the
Speaker 1: celebs go. Is the Weeho Equedox or right on it's
Speaker 1: right on the western end of the Sunset Strip near
Speaker 1: like the viper room and the whiskey and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: A lot of sex I imagine there would have shr
Speaker 1: you had sex with John Cryer. He's shockingly good. I mean,
Speaker 1: like everything that he holds back during all that anger
Speaker 1: comes out in bed or or in a locker room. Wait,
Speaker 1: so wait, what's what's the deal with this one? At
Speaker 1: the Weeho one, I have my biggest celebrity siding there.
Speaker 1: I saw two in one night. I saw Mickey Rourke,
Speaker 1: who was getting the face isn't getting better, but I
Speaker 1: love him, I mean mad and I know I love
Speaker 1: the wrestler Wrestler, I love it, one of my favorite movies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And but the really shocking signing of the night was
Speaker 1: I saw Fabio there. Fabio does go to a public
Speaker 1: you know, a public gym in that sense, we don't
Speaker 1: just do it all at home. But he was there
Speaker 1: sitting on like the leg curl machine in a button
Speaker 1: down shirt and very tight jeans. He would do one
Speaker 1: rep and then rest and let people come and talk
Speaker 1: to him. He was holding on the leg curl the
Speaker 1: heavy weights, like was he doing Like no, it was
Speaker 1: just like not much at all, and he was barely
Speaker 1: ever doing and he was just sitting there and like
Speaker 1: people come over him and shaking their hand, and then
Speaker 1: like after a few minutes, just to save face, was
Speaker 1: acting like okay, but I gotta get back, you know,
Speaker 1: to doing doing the leg He just wanted to be
Speaker 1: on display at I'm shocked he wasn't charging for a
Speaker 1: hand right, well he was. He wanted to be on
Speaker 1: display at a place where there is a check in dusk.
Speaker 1: And but did he look okay, like did he still
Speaker 1: have the hair? Bobby'll look fine, fabb He was aging
Speaker 1: like a human ages so like, I mean, he's got
Speaker 1: to be what sixt at this point. And he's of
Speaker 1: course most famous for being on a Polish chariot and
Speaker 1: taking a bird in the face on its first run. Ever,
Speaker 1: it was have you heard about this you've never heard
Speaker 1: about this, talked claim to fame and I know it
Speaker 1: wasn't but was for being on. I can't believe it's
Speaker 1: not better ads. I mean absolutely for sure. Like in
Speaker 1: the experienced multiple career round the side, and one of
Speaker 1: them had to be They opened up in bush Guard
Speaker 1: and Williamsburg. They had like their first like hyper coaster,
Speaker 1: which means a coaster over two hundred feet and it
Speaker 1: was called Apollos Chariot. Probably a lot of people know
Speaker 1: what if you've ever been, if you live in that
Speaker 1: part of the country, you've definitely written it so like
Speaker 1: you have. If you're organ miles, you'll ride the chariot.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's just me because if if I loved in Virginia,
Speaker 1: I'd be on the thing. Wait it, Oh, no, I've
Speaker 1: never done a polistary. I've never been to bush Guards
Speaker 1: Waite's work anyway, I've never been on almost it was
Speaker 1: it was a polis chariot, right, I'm not wrong. It
Speaker 1: was a polis chariot. Okay, So he was on the
Speaker 1: inaugural and it was Bush Garden's Williamsburg. Right. If it's
Speaker 1: a polist Jared, it's got to be Bush Guarden's Williamsburg Baby.
Speaker 1: That's actually the tagline of the Coast. So he was
Speaker 1: on the first entire coaster advertising the park. Basically, he
Speaker 1: was on the first time they ever ran it her
Speaker 1: And it was like Fabio was going to running in
Speaker 1: the front row and he took a fucking bird in
Speaker 1: the face and it broke his nose smash right in
Speaker 1: and you can watch that, you can pull up on YouTube,
Speaker 1: and there's just him like it's going on the first
Speaker 1: hill and suddenly you just see bad. He's bleeding and
Speaker 1: he's like scared because like he barely understands what happened,
Speaker 1: and he's got a deep, deep gash. I know, David
Speaker 1: broke his nose fully. I think it was insane, especially
Speaker 1: because it was a select berdy and the very first
Speaker 1: time it was going and that bird had to ruin
Speaker 1: a bad bird. You think, oh, that bird very dead,
Speaker 1: go to bird hell that die though, that's sad when
Speaker 1: a die. When I remember when a bird die, I cry.
Speaker 1: But then the next day I see another bird and
Speaker 1: I think, good, Billy, what's your theory about Moonlight? About
Speaker 1: like the movie about the movie Moonlight? Your theory that
Speaker 1: you told us? I think he's gay, and you know what,
Speaker 1: it's subtle, and I'm one to hear their arguments, but
Speaker 1: it adds up in the end if you piece it together.
Speaker 1: I think he likes dudes. What's what's your theory about
Speaker 1: the celestial bodies in moonlight? Oh? I think you know
Speaker 1: it's got to be the moon because you know the
Speaker 1: moon is the happier sun. Or no, it does, it's
Speaker 1: the sadder sun. I think the moon is lonelier. So that,
Speaker 1: guys is all that's culture, is his work. We pip
Speaker 1: each other out for a week old bits, but we
Speaker 1: can't really are about but we'll fill in the gaps.
Speaker 1: But hey, it's still fun for the for the listeners,
Speaker 1: for people who haven't heard, the children who listen, of
Speaker 1: the things you do to keep going. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: because as both of you know, and anyone in a
Speaker 1: danger box or hammercats Carter task to I famously can't harmonize.
Speaker 1: I have no what you're saying. I'm saying, I'm no good. No.
Speaker 1: Billie is one of those singers and I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. But for people who are self self
Speaker 1: proclaimed or or self labeled tone deaf singers, they end
Speaker 1: up trying to sing along to a melody, but they
Speaker 1: just their ears is apt enough in such a way
Speaker 1: that they'll just sing the harmonies without thinking about. I
Speaker 1: think I'm the reverse. I heard you sing a harmony.
Speaker 1: The only song I've ever heard you sing is going
Speaker 1: to fun is you know? To man anyway? Yea, oh
Speaker 1: Man's money. You're gonna lie oh Man's money. It's a bitch, girl.
Speaker 1: We don't have the rights. We don't have the rights.
Speaker 1: He says. It's a bit. Yes, this was is. I
Speaker 1: don't like that. There was there were bitches then this
Speaker 1: was a bit. If you had gone through it, can
Speaker 1: I just say as well as we're on, like, I
Speaker 1: don't like this, Like no, I just can't. My mom
Speaker 1: is recovering from surgery. You know. Currently she's to be fine.
Speaker 1: It was planned surgery. It's leading to a better life.
Speaker 1: Everyone's very happy. I'm excited to see her. But I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be she's gonna have a clear renaissance.
Speaker 1: Um many once you've had more than one, it's renaissance. Um.
Speaker 1: But so she's on just on the couch right now,
Speaker 1: you know. And so she's watching lots of Netflix, and
Speaker 1: you know, stuff like that, and I'm trying to make
Speaker 1: different recommendations to her. She mentioned that she's very excited
Speaker 1: to watch that Casey Anthony mini series, just like I
Speaker 1: guess the desire of documentary a bast on. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, if you're interested in, you know, that
Speaker 1: true crime stuff, which she is too in saying something like,
Speaker 1: you have to watch people were his O J. Simpson
Speaker 1: was the best thing on TV last year, and it's
Speaker 1: on on Amazon or on Netflix right now. And I
Speaker 1: go on for five minutes talking about you know, Sarah
Speaker 1: Paul said, and talking about uh according to be Evans
Speaker 1: and UH. At the end she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: sounds incredible. Of course I could never watch it because
Speaker 1: of that man. Like what you're talking, I could never
Speaker 1: watch anything with O. J. Simpson. That man is even
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, don't they don't make him look good,
Speaker 1: like it's not like he's making money off Oh no,
Speaker 1: I agree to completely, but I couldn't do it. Oh my,
Speaker 1: what's what's your mom's first name? Again, Suzanne, you don't
Speaker 1: remember when I'm when I said Sue earlier when we
Speaker 1: were talking about mom o porn, you better listen. You're
Speaker 1: not really a listener, You're just a spoiler. I thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna. I thought it could have been Linda
Speaker 1: because you said Linda. But Linda was the one that
Speaker 1: got pregnant. You didn't say respectively, Linda was the one
Speaker 1: that Billy got pregn You know, if I'm talking, if
Speaker 1: I said talking parallel structure, parallel structure from why the
Speaker 1: word respectively and exists so you can you can do
Speaker 1: the one to one association and correlation. And the reason
Speaker 1: respectively exists is so that we can understand when people
Speaker 1: don't make clear parallel structure happen. Because if I'm saying
Speaker 1: to you that this is a this is mom and
Speaker 1: aunt for impregnation porn, what I say Sue and Linda
Speaker 1: are here, just understand that Sue is mom and Linda
Speaker 1: is all. Understand you understand? Did was ask you what
Speaker 1: your mom's name was? You didn't know? This is you
Speaker 1: know what that also you've met her. The overall decibels
Speaker 1: of this episode are much higher than usual because Billy
Speaker 1: is our our second straight white CIS male guests. I know,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Well? Like you're losing your brand willingly,
Speaker 1: you're seeing it. We want we want to incrementally expert
Speaker 1: sponsored by Mattresses were rocks here, how about this. We're
Speaker 1: gonna turn it around. We're gonna get this, crafters, come
Speaker 1: look through your fucking face. We're gonna turn this around.
Speaker 1: Right now, Billy, I want you for the next few
Speaker 1: minutes to be very gay. Ally be gay, guys. I
Speaker 1: can't feel this fun. No, you talked in a high voice,
Speaker 1: and that is offensive. You better be gay right now.
Speaker 1: I wasn't being gay right then. I was on a
Speaker 1: high voice acting like I wasn't gay. So I will
Speaker 1: not hear any of that. So if you actually think
Speaker 1: about the content, what has happened. I think Billy is
Speaker 1: a really fascinating It's just a really fascinating specimen. Billy
Speaker 1: will project masculinity in his in his way, which is
Speaker 1: just that high but forceful and and very aggressive. I'm
Speaker 1: grabbing Bowen's wrist as I speaking. Do you think that
Speaker 1: he should be gay? Right now? Come on, I'm on
Speaker 1: the spot right now, and I don't know what to
Speaker 1: do with it. I don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 1: Talk to us like you are gay? Okay, Billy? Billy?
Speaker 1: How is um? How is how is fire Island? I
Speaker 1: mean I'll go again. Great' that's all we needed. There's
Speaker 1: foam in my bag. Have you been watching RuPaul's drag Race?
Speaker 1: I have no. I'm always beat. I always known ever
Speaker 1: know when it's going on, and then it starts, and
Speaker 1: then I feel like we All you have to simply
Speaker 1: do is look it up. All you simply must do
Speaker 1: is look it up like any other specially I'm trying
Speaker 1: to reject technology and all. It's no okay, but this
Speaker 1: is actually this is the place to talk about it.
Speaker 1: As long as you want to break this up. I
Speaker 1: brought this up specially to you bow before. So how
Speaker 1: do you pronounce your name? Rachel Dolaziel Rachel DoLS Okay?
Speaker 1: That was a that was a pivotal moment for me
Speaker 1: in sort of recognizing like I because I you've always
Speaker 1: known me to be someone who is performatively sexuality fluid?
Speaker 1: Is that an accurate term? Performatively You've never been afraid
Speaker 1: to step in and out of, you know, and then
Speaker 1: like and then and often times like there's especially a
Speaker 1: period for like about up until right around the time
Speaker 1: Rachel dola is all happened that I was like consistently
Speaker 1: tweeting in a way that would make you any reasonable
Speaker 1: I think, like, okay, you are a gay man, like
Speaker 1: we're just speaking from you know, that particular truth. And
Speaker 1: then and I was doing it like that joyce because
Speaker 1: I like doing it and like a lot of the
Speaker 1: joke Oh my god, oh my god. But um, I
Speaker 1: was you know, it was just the jokes that I
Speaker 1: was happy to be making. And then I got that happen,
Speaker 1: and I just had this mental collapse of being like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, have I you know, just because I
Speaker 1: feel close to the gay community. Well that's also me
Speaker 1: being a narcissist, but which is very true. Do not
Speaker 1: let Rachel Dolas I'll ruin your tweets. No, don't let
Speaker 1: Rachel Dolas all jettison you into a narcissist. If we
Speaker 1: don't learn from her, it's like she never happened. It's
Speaker 1: like she'll show up again. No, I was, who don't
Speaker 1: learn from Rachel Dolas all our do. God bless Rachel
Speaker 1: Dolas because we got her and Kim Davis on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I would live for that. I would live for Kim
Speaker 1: Davis and I honestly, if we had Rachel Delas on,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't bring anything up. I'd just be like, so, um,
Speaker 1: what do you think? What do you think of big
Speaker 1: little lies? Big little lies? Um? No, Billy, I you
Speaker 1: have you have jumped, You've you've switched your hats with
Speaker 1: with sexuality, um in such a way that is not
Speaker 1: insulting or not. You're not claiming it as your own thing,
Speaker 1: like uh, and you're not like if you were like
Speaker 1: fucking the president of GLAD and you were just claiming
Speaker 1: that you were sometimes gay, than that would be for you.
Speaker 1: This is real. Who are you afraid of? There? Who
Speaker 1: am I afraise? Like? Gonna come for me you and
Speaker 1: be honest if I'm also gonna be honest. I feel
Speaker 1: like Joel Kim Booster stopped liking my tweets like it's
Speaker 1: ass is a lot after a while and that and
Speaker 1: honestly it was around the same time I was considering it.
Speaker 1: And there was something about an interaction too, I had
Speaker 1: with him, someone who I think is amazing to have
Speaker 1: incredible respect why he's hilarious, and after initially feeling like
Speaker 1: he really liked me, we just didn't like talking as much.
Speaker 1: So yeah, this is and Joe, if you're listening right now,
Speaker 1: this is me coming for no, I have I bet
Speaker 1: there's nothing to that. I feel not love to see.
Speaker 1: I feel like I understand the situation. Well, here's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm just saying that I'm seeing a lot
Speaker 1: of people who are upset about like like, if you're
Speaker 1: a white straight woman, I don't need you to be
Speaker 1: upset about someone saying someone saying the word faggot. For me,
Speaker 1: I really don't have a conversation the other day, I
Speaker 1: literally don't care for Yeah, I don't need you that
Speaker 1: that's all I meant to saying, we don't need you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, but we don't need you. And your voice
Speaker 1: definitely doesn't need to be the loudest. So it's just interest.
Speaker 1: Because I also feel like a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of this stuff like oh my god, what am I doing?
Speaker 1: What am I going into the world. It's kind of interesting,
Speaker 1: like who exactly who are you afraid is going to
Speaker 1: come for you? I have to ask myself that question
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm like, I feel weird about this tweet
Speaker 1: or I feared to feel weird about this, or I've
Speaker 1: seen this and I feel strange about it. What exactly
Speaker 1: am I afraid of? And the answer a lot of times,
Speaker 1: it is like someone that wouldn't even be offended by it.
Speaker 1: It's just someone that enjoys being offended. And I think
Speaker 1: there's like a big difference right right, And it's like
Speaker 1: it's never for the other person's benefit, Like the call
Speaker 1: out culture is never intended to help the person that
Speaker 1: is being called that. It is only how it is
Speaker 1: only a tool for self a grand If you're posting
Speaker 1: it on Facebook, you wanted likes for it, and and
Speaker 1: and that's something you have to admit to yourself. It's fine,
Speaker 1: it's fine. Whatever. It's fine to want likes and you
Speaker 1: know what, do what you want. But also just know
Speaker 1: that don't use this as your way to get Like
Speaker 1: we had an exensive coversation the other day about the
Speaker 1: use and like a Facebook response of the phrase, Like
Speaker 1: I thought about, you know, direct messaging you, but I
Speaker 1: thought this would be more helpful to do, right, Like
Speaker 1: It's like, don't just don't think that we're all gonna
Speaker 1: be like on board for that, because we see through it.
Speaker 1: Like I see through it personally, which is why I
Speaker 1: as assists white male advocate, uh, you know, always play
Speaker 1: Devil's advocate, you know, because that's that helps everything. It's
Speaker 1: important that anyone who may or may not be oppressed
Speaker 1: knows that there's a different side that they should see
Speaker 1: from the view of their oppressor, even if it's act
Speaker 1: of oppression, they must understand the good it's bringing them. Yes, absolutely, absolutely,
Speaker 1: absolutely glad. Now no, this is wow, this is real
Speaker 1: for real. Struggle with that a lot because and now
Speaker 1: even I'm thinking on the other side of it, it's
Speaker 1: like you want someone to speak up for you, like,
Speaker 1: but the thing is like, oh no, no no, remember
Speaker 1: that we're also no no no, no, no no. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing and this is this sounds so maybe
Speaker 1: you can speak to more with not probably not. It's
Speaker 1: this is all I'm into. This is all I want
Speaker 1: to say, is that, like ally, SHEP is absolutely necessary. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think we're all just we're all just
Speaker 1: really trying to compete for like who can like speak up.
Speaker 1: May tend to turn a phrase you don't have to
Speaker 1: stay in your lane, but don't jump the fucking medium.
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty great. But does the median mean that
Speaker 1: they're they're going the opposite way? Oh my goh my god.
Speaker 1: And of course you would have you known. J Gould
Speaker 1: say you know, the medium is not the message that
Speaker 1: we have to you know, understand how to look at
Speaker 1: a data set in a way that's holistic and not
Speaker 1: focus on the abstract. Absolutely absolutely. I mean, guys, if
Speaker 1: you want to talk more about a scientist the nineties
Speaker 1: analyzing his own means with theloma diagnosis, I'm happy to
Speaker 1: stick around away we can do the is this for
Speaker 1: the premium because after hour Billy has more access to
Speaker 1: everything he knows than anyone I've ever met. Billy in
Speaker 1: this and please this just come for me in the comments,
Speaker 1: Billy is the most functionally hilarious person who's on the spectrum. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and when he says come for me in the comments,
Speaker 1: he's talking to you time time, talking for us. In
Speaker 1: the comments of this episode, say um, just Billy Domino, God,
Speaker 1: what a fucking treasure? Do you feel like a treasure?
Speaker 1: Do you? One can never feel like a treasure? I
Speaker 1: am not gold, I am not a chest. But can
Speaker 1: one feel treasured as one who has kept in the
Speaker 1: heart as one is kept in the spears, one was
Speaker 1: kept light? Yes, I do, in this moment feel like
Speaker 1: a treasure because I'm sitting here. Do you think I'm
Speaker 1: a candle in the background. Do you think that you
Speaker 1: text us enough? We live across the country now, and
Speaker 1: do you think that you text us enough? Now? I'm fired.
Speaker 1: So what people who are out in the room right
Speaker 1: now we're not seeing is that there's a table between
Speaker 1: us that matin bowing on one side of and I'm
Speaker 1: on the other side. But really it's not a table.
Speaker 1: It's a standing for Nevada in New Jersey and Colorado,
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania and Nebraska and Ohio and Iowa and Indiana
Speaker 1: and Illinois, which is where we meet if we take
Speaker 1: that particular route across the country. So what are you saying?
Speaker 1: We should have to Chicago together for a weekend and
Speaker 1: we shouldn't worry about and just have fun. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: in our thirties, Billy. What's your favorite movie? What's my favorite?
Speaker 1: I know the answer to this, so yeah, there are
Speaker 1: so my favorite movie is probably Boogie Nights, although I
Speaker 1: haven't seen enough Pete. I've never seen Mignoli and I
Speaker 1: feel bad. It's a lot of frogs reading from the sky. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and oh, I don't like that. And amphibians need to choose. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're a fish or you're a reptile. You know what,
Speaker 1: don't see any movie with Tom Cruise why, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'd agree with that for financial but I live so
Speaker 1: close to all the Scientology center. That was literally the
Speaker 1: first thing I asked when we wouldn't pick me up
Speaker 1: was like, we gotta you gotta drive me past Scientology
Speaker 1: and that building. Let me tell you it screams. I'm fit.
Speaker 1: I took these two or to want to drive around
Speaker 1: around the side of what did you blast out of
Speaker 1: my priest speecher Betty who who? Somebody loves you. People
Speaker 1: need to know that we are here for them. That like,
Speaker 1: here's how you spot a scientologist in l A. If
Speaker 1: you live in like that, you know, on that Silver
Speaker 1: Lake Glostre, laziest Hollywood border, you're gonna find them if
Speaker 1: you ever want. I mean, you're gonna see the scientologist
Speaker 1: slaves on the sidewalks, you know, handing out with the
Speaker 1: free personality test things. But where you're really going to
Speaker 1: see them with some consistency is there's a van. So
Speaker 1: you're gonna find at Sunset and Virgil and you're gonna
Speaker 1: go in there any night of the week, but particularly
Speaker 1: a week night around twelve thirty am. And you're going
Speaker 1: to see multiple pairs of scientists and they will be
Speaker 1: together in pairs. They don't go out alone. As far
Speaker 1: as I can tell, they dress a certain way. They
Speaker 1: are they well even if they weren't, but they do.
Speaker 1: They are still wearing their scientology uniform is going to
Speaker 1: be black pants and a blue or wide button down
Speaker 1: shirt and usually a black vest. Because essentially their dresses
Speaker 1: like helpers. It's attendance. We're here to guide you into
Speaker 1: your spiritual journey. But because they're getting paid you know,
Speaker 1: literally slave wages, or I shouldn't say literally in that sense,
Speaker 1: but like you know, they're being paid below minimum wages.
Speaker 1: What I'm looking for, um uh. They are out to
Speaker 1: purchase always. They're never purchasing like a full load of
Speaker 1: groceries or anything. There was buying one toiletree either like
Speaker 1: a stick of deodorant or a new toothbrush, something of
Speaker 1: that effect. And they're getting one personalized sized snack like
Speaker 1: one of the tiny buckets of cheese it's or a
Speaker 1: single milky way or something like that. And and I
Speaker 1: don't it's so scary to watch. And all I want
Speaker 1: to do is, you know, reach out and say hey, people,
Speaker 1: are here who aren't in that, But there's no like
Speaker 1: it would almost, in some ways almost be a hate
Speaker 1: crime to do that because you have you have to
Speaker 1: approach as it's religion. What a scene. I mean, God,
Speaker 1: I'm like I should write it. The fact, the fact
Speaker 1: of the fact that they have something called the Celebrity
Speaker 1: Center means that they want you to know that they
Speaker 1: have celebrities and that that matters to them, and that
Speaker 1: is inherently fucked up. No, but do you know the
Speaker 1: history they're like in terms of why please? It's like
Speaker 1: the general idea of that is uh Ron Hubbard when
Speaker 1: he was founding it was saying like, no, it's not
Speaker 1: about you know, getting a ground up like grassroots, you know,
Speaker 1: we are the roots of the people. Fuck that. The
Speaker 1: way you bring in people is you know he is said.
Speaker 1: He used the term celebrity in the exact same way
Speaker 1: as someone will now say influencer when they're talking about
Speaker 1: social media, and he's like, we need to get those
Speaker 1: high profile people who can then spread our mess for them,
Speaker 1: who people want to be like, and we then we
Speaker 1: need to make scientology, you know, an essential part of
Speaker 1: that person's identity, and then trying to mimic that person's path,
Speaker 1: be it Tom Cruise or and Archer. I mean, she's
Speaker 1: the big scientologist we're all interested in, and I think
Speaker 1: she's I think son is that guy, her son Mskovidge? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: her son is this guy who? Do you remember that
Speaker 1: documentary that came out I think not Martin Basher. It
Speaker 1: was there was a BBC documentary one time about scientology
Speaker 1: trying to figure out like what the ins and outs were,
Speaker 1: and um they were there. There was like a public
Speaker 1: I'm forgetting the guy's name and Tommy something. I think
Speaker 1: I'm almost Tommy. I can't believe it last name. And
Speaker 1: he was like the voice of the church. And he
Speaker 1: one time got the got the BBC reporter so upset
Speaker 1: that the BBC reporter like ended up screaming at him
Speaker 1: on camera and they took him off the dock. But
Speaker 1: that is an Archer's son. Has Anna Archer been on
Speaker 1: the pod yet? We're gonna bring it onto promote fatal attraction?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean what an opportunity. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: so Dave, our friend Dave Mazzoni, previous guest of the
Speaker 1: podal thought he was saved. Friend Dave mcvidge, our friend
Speaker 1: Dave just casually. I didn't know what he meant. But
Speaker 1: the other day, remember this man, he was like, I mean,
Speaker 1: scientology is just as insane as Catholicism. But it's like,
Speaker 1: well no, well here's the here's where he was coming from.
Speaker 1: He was saying that we don't know what Catholicism was
Speaker 1: like thousands of years ago. We don't know that they
Speaker 1: have an imprisoned people. We don't know. There's a lot.
Speaker 1: I mean, any organized religion have hot take here, they're
Speaker 1: they're fucked up, ye like, and I'm not. I look,
Speaker 1: your belief system is your belief system, but I do
Speaker 1: believe there is a certain bizarre but like there's a
Speaker 1: dark quality to organized religion, which is why the official
Speaker 1: religion of Lost Cultures is non denominational Pentecostal. We're not
Speaker 1: part of any formal you know, Southern meeting or anything
Speaker 1: like that. We're just here to speak our truth any
Speaker 1: time we can, absolutely, And speaking of speaking truth now,
Speaker 1: I think it's that time in the podcast where it's
Speaker 1: time to do I don't think so, honey. However, this
Speaker 1: episode is a little different, isn't it about It's a
Speaker 1: little different. I think we're gonna try something new shoes.
Speaker 1: Everyone in home gasps. This is kind of a bizarro
Speaker 1: take on I Don't Think so, honey. And this was
Speaker 1: proposed actually by Billy a segment called I Doubt It's Sweetie.
Speaker 1: Now explain how I doubt it Sweetie would be different
Speaker 1: from I don't think so, honey. I'm not sure I
Speaker 1: mean to Let's be clear. This started when I screamed
Speaker 1: jokingly at bone and one day or can you have
Speaker 1: me on the pod? Are we gonna do? I doubt it, sweetie?
Speaker 1: So because of that miscommunication, we're now going to do
Speaker 1: I doubt it, Sweetie, And I think we shud I'll
Speaker 1: choose something that we're a little skeptical about, not something
Speaker 1: that we hate. Yeah, I think, I think in our
Speaker 1: in my mind, it's just about like, you know, here's
Speaker 1: that thing that you did. Weren't thinking about that, you
Speaker 1: didn't think what's going to be a thing. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you it's really actually I actually have one.
Speaker 1: You have one. Great, So let's start this off, Matt.
Speaker 1: It's gonna set the tone is hugely important to Matt.
Speaker 1: Thank you for doing this. Matt. We've got one minute
Speaker 1: on the clock for the first ever. I doubt it, Sweetie.
Speaker 1: And Matt Rodgers now it's sweetie. Time starts now. American
Speaker 1: Crime Story of season two is going to be about
Speaker 1: Hurricane Katrina. I doubt it, Sweetie. These have to be good.
Speaker 1: They have to be like entertaining, engrossing, an entertainment way.
Speaker 1: You're gonna kick it off with American Crime Story the
Speaker 1: People versus O. J. Simpson, and then you're gonna cast
Speaker 1: a Net Betting as someone we don't know. I doubt it, Sweetie.
Speaker 1: I'm happy that a Net Benning is going to be
Speaker 1: on a show. I'm happy she's working with Ryan Murphy,
Speaker 1: but really, and then you're gonna tease us and say
Speaker 1: that the third season is going to be the murder
Speaker 1: of Gianni vers Statue and totally gag us and tell
Speaker 1: us that Penelope Cruz is gonna be playing Donna Tella
Speaker 1: and you expect us to sit through season two of
Speaker 1: Crime Story and it's about Hurricane Katrina. I doubt it, Sweetie. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm just not yet for it. When it's Ryan, I
Speaker 1: have to be gagged and I'm my guys here. I
Speaker 1: doubt it, Sweetie. Also to be honest with you. I
Speaker 1: just I don't know that American Crime Story can top
Speaker 1: o j Simpson as I doubt that's, Sweetie, And I
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess I'm cautiously optimistic. I trust everyone
Speaker 1: but American Story, and that's one minute. I doubt it, doubted, Sweetie,
Speaker 1: doubt it, Sweetie, I care about you, but you you agree?
Speaker 1: I agree? Yeah, it is weird the way they were
Speaker 1: rolling out the promotion for season three and season ahead
Speaker 1: of season two even coming in. It feels like they
Speaker 1: feel weird about their decision. Yeah, I think had he
Speaker 1: come across, I know, so we know what Season four
Speaker 1: is going to be, Charles and Diana. No, No, that's feuds,
Speaker 1: char the American Crime Story, Charles and Diana, idot that
Speaker 1: classic American crime. But it's like it's like they're getting that.
Speaker 1: I was auditioned along with our friend Jennie Jaffee for
Speaker 1: this pilot for the comedy Central was doing. They were
Speaker 1: doing a quizble show. They paired people from college with
Speaker 1: a celebrity and so I could change Jeff and I
Speaker 1: eventually made to taping and we don't want you were
Speaker 1: paired with Christians and remember this, we went against the
Speaker 1: Dartmouth team with Rachel drags and we want we got
Speaker 1: like fifty bucks for it. Never made air, didn't hear,
Speaker 1: but I didn't even make it, didn't make it to
Speaker 1: the show because they had the edition in threes and
Speaker 1: narrows down to twos and then and but just on
Speaker 1: just the general dollars question of what is the capital
Speaker 1: of France or no, most capital of Germany Matta Roger's
Speaker 1: ding ding Shimes in Belgium. Oh, I'm not smart. I
Speaker 1: always tell that I'm not smart. Smartest people, Bull, that's
Speaker 1: what I mean. You saw what happened and wants to
Speaker 1: be a millionaire. I mean, well, by the top by
Speaker 1: the time this, yeah, I know it's well, it's already
Speaker 1: been out. Wait, it's already been out. I thought it
Speaker 1: was four twice. Well, when we're recording this, it's going
Speaker 1: to be out tomorrow. But this is coming out in
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. If you didn't cut me off,
Speaker 1: you have heard me say, oh yes, because by the
Speaker 1: time that this is available on iTunes, is this white,
Speaker 1: straight male energy and I don't like it on the
Speaker 1: show and it maybe it Billy made me fucking bang
Speaker 1: that the mic standard note if you can come to
Speaker 1: Iguo Yang your I doubt it's, Sweetie. Is it's it's
Speaker 1: time for you? Okay, this is bause I doubt it, Sweetie.
Speaker 1: And as time starts. Now, Katy Perry trying to release
Speaker 1: a fourth album and it's supposed to be good, I
Speaker 1: doubt it's, Sweetie, Katy Perry. I don't know what your
Speaker 1: POV is anymore, besides like going out on a Saturday
Speaker 1: or whatever the funk it was before, Katie, I doubt it, Sweetie. Look,
Speaker 1: I saw you perform live at Radio City Music Hall
Speaker 1: at the fundraiser concept for Hillary Clinton's campaign, and I
Speaker 1: think we lost because of you. Bernie would not have won,
Speaker 1: but but Hillary would still have lost with you in
Speaker 1: that fucking concert. I doubt it's, Sweete, Katy Perry. No
Speaker 1: one needs you anymore. And I don't mean to mistreat
Speaker 1: our female pop stars and just really just go after them,
Speaker 1: but I doubt it, Sweete, Katy Perry, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the chain to the rhythm is. At first, I
Speaker 1: was sort of gagged for it, but then I saw
Speaker 1: the video, and I know Matt was gagged for it.
Speaker 1: But I saw that video and the words that came
Speaker 1: out of my mouth where I doubt it, Sweetie, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have it in a theme park, but not really
Speaker 1: stick to your guns with like what the message was.
Speaker 1: I doubt it, Sweetie. Like I get it, we're all
Speaker 1: zombies and robots, but why add another unusual thing and
Speaker 1: being a theme parks To Katy Perry, I doubt it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think we were early to judge
Speaker 1: Chane to the rhythm. I think it's good. I think
Speaker 1: the messages gone. I think we were early to judge
Speaker 1: Martin O'Malley. I wanted to hear from what Pops would
Speaker 1: have would have done the Martin o malley benefit. I
Speaker 1: think it would have been someone fun, someone who's doing
Speaker 1: interesting works. She would have been games, John Edwards stuff.
Speaker 1: But Martin would have gone for Becky g to get
Speaker 1: that Latino vote. Absolutely, Um, Lincoln Chafey got Philip Glass.
Speaker 1: It didn't work out. But I mean, I mean it's
Speaker 1: objectively a good decision, but just not a practical reach
Speaker 1: for the for the votes. Now, Look, Katy Perry, I
Speaker 1: mean we I don't think we're too quick to judge
Speaker 1: because it's a fine song, but I feel like it's
Speaker 1: not charting, and so we were talking to our friend Amanda,
Speaker 1: and the studio is scrambling to get out another hit
Speaker 1: that's gonna chart before her. They won't release her album
Speaker 1: until she gets a number one. It sucks, but I
Speaker 1: mean it sucks for everybody. But I'm just saying, this
Speaker 1: industry is a monster. It's horrible. So these doctors, Um, Matt,
Speaker 1: could you quickly do your impression of every like patient
Speaker 1: ever on you know, something like rays anatomy. But it's
Speaker 1: about them. They're the protectonist, these doctors. They don't know
Speaker 1: my husband, beautiful, beautiful Billy, it's time for your I
Speaker 1: doubt it's sweetie. Okay, we're gonna do an I doubt swete.
Speaker 1: Okay unless you want to do and I don't think so, honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be really honest with you. Can I do both? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it, all right. So this is about
Speaker 1: Billy Domino's I doubt it, Sweetie. Time starts now. You're
Speaker 1: gonna upgrade your Disneyland day passed to a season pass.
Speaker 1: Actually use it. I doubted sweetie. You're buying this past
Speaker 1: today and you're not even sure. Here at the window
Speaker 1: should we do a park Copper. You don't even know
Speaker 1: what a park operates. And you think you're going to
Speaker 1: come down Anaheim regularly and make this a thing to
Speaker 1: the point where it pays off. I doubt it, sweetie.
Speaker 1: It took you so long to get down here. You've
Speaker 1: been living in l A for three years and you
Speaker 1: kept saying, I'd love to go. I went to disney
Speaker 1: World once. First of all, disney World is different. You
Speaker 1: have to have a whole different mindset if you're going
Speaker 1: to go to Disneyland. And so if you think you're
Speaker 1: gonna turn that into us something that's going to be
Speaker 1: financially worthwhile, I just doubt it. Are you gonna know
Speaker 1: what restaurants to go to? Are you gonna know what
Speaker 1: lines get into at the right time? And frankly, it's
Speaker 1: just a hassle. Sometimes I doubt it, Sweetie, because I
Speaker 1: don't want you to commit to something right now that
Speaker 1: you're not ready to commit to, because we all know
Speaker 1: anything involving money is a scam. Because I doubted, Sweete,
Speaker 1: that you're actually ever going to make use of that.
Speaker 1: So why don't you just go to Knotsbury Farm? Do
Speaker 1: you like knots very far. I've never been. Really, I've
Speaker 1: never been to a place. We're going to Universal Studios,
Speaker 1: Hollywood tomorrow. Yeah, I heard about this. Um. We there
Speaker 1: was a moment where we briefly considered not Spray Farm,
Speaker 1: and then I looked it up and I was like,
Speaker 1: there's no fucking way, There's no It's like, it looks
Speaker 1: good for roller coasters. I've been to Disneyland once for
Speaker 1: a day I looked. I mean one. I had a
Speaker 1: six Flags membership last year and I actually gotta canceled
Speaker 1: because I stopped paying the bill on it. And they
Speaker 1: said these angry emails you would not expect from gonna
Speaker 1: be open park talking about it. They were going to
Speaker 1: come after me if I didn't pay my bill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: great value. Henry and I had a Susan passed to
Speaker 1: a Great Adventure and we only use them once. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used my good friend Alexis. We probably went like
Speaker 1: six different times. I even went by myself one day.
Speaker 1: It felt really good. It feels weird when you walk
Speaker 1: around Valenci and the degree heat, but yeah, yeah, um
Speaker 1: it described to me in three words what California Adventure is. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's good. Well, it's actually a dull fucking mess. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's California screaming is good. It's it. I love what
Speaker 1: it's striving for, and it doesn't quite get there. Especially
Speaker 1: now that Hollywood tire terror is gone. They're putting in
Speaker 1: some Avengers thing. I think. No, it's a Guardians of
Speaker 1: the Galaxy theme fucking thing. It sucks. I can't believe.
Speaker 1: All right, so now you're gonna do it? I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Okay, Yeah, I'm sorry. I have to actually
Speaker 1: do everyone because I respect your program. Yeah. Absolutely, We've
Speaker 1: done so many so it's like they know the lesseners
Speaker 1: know what they're getting, but with Billy Domino they don't know.
Speaker 1: So this is Billy dominoes. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Time starts. Now you're gonna make me wear a black
Speaker 1: suit to your wedding, I don't think so, honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna have me to do wait as a
Speaker 1: groom's in which I'm going through this weekend to a
Speaker 1: good friend of mine in San Francisco, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be happy to drive up and pay money
Speaker 1: for it, But you're gonna let me wear the cold
Speaker 1: on my choice. I don't think so, honey, A black suit?
Speaker 1: What is a fucking funeral? We're here to celebrate marriage.
Speaker 1: We're gonna celebrate like we're not here to fucking more.
Speaker 1: And what is this? I don't think so, honey. If
Speaker 1: you why wear a black suit? First of all, why
Speaker 1: are wearing a black suit your funeral? Was you like that? Boring?
Speaker 1: That doll? Do nothing but cry? Why can't we be
Speaker 1: more leans stuff? Why can't I beat trumpet? Why can't
Speaker 1: I just any color I want? I can dress and
Speaker 1: gold like dress some moth. I'm here to be me
Speaker 1: because me is what loved you. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And also, if you want me to wear black at
Speaker 1: your wedding as if I'm at a funeral, what is
Speaker 1: this the fucking morning of your bachelorhood? What is it
Speaker 1: you're not? You're said you're not gonna have sex with
Speaker 1: anyone else ever again, and that means I have to
Speaker 1: be I have to celebrate with desaturated colors. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you this is I'm fearing. I'm a marriage should
Speaker 1: not be the death of sex. It marriages a time
Speaker 1: to get fuckedtual, time for you to go out and
Speaker 1: explore new things with a willing partner. I don't think so,
Speaker 1: honey minute, Oh come on, that's great. Honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: think i've ever seen you wear black to a wedding.
Speaker 1: I have a one black suit and I have to
Speaker 1: wear it this weekend to my dear friend Landy's wedding.
Speaker 1: He and his lovely Brian Emily. They're getting married up
Speaker 1: in Oakland. I'm leaving tomorrow for it. I'm a groomless man.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be there, but I have to
Speaker 1: wear black. I don't wear black. I don't do it.
Speaker 1: And Billie's signature look is a pink fucking suit jacket
Speaker 1: and it is iconic and it looks great on him.
Speaker 1: Like i've seen you were blue as well? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not blue like like an off red. I'm color blind,
Speaker 1: that's true. Have you ever thought about getting the glasses
Speaker 1: and crying? Wait? Are their color as their glasses that
Speaker 1: look like my vision? Have you haven't seen this? This
Speaker 1: has been the one. This is like the new cochlear
Speaker 1: implant video. This is like these glasses. They're not perfect,
Speaker 1: but they help with saturation so they make a clear
Speaker 1: line between the different colors. I don't think I want
Speaker 1: to know, because then I'm gonna know, Wow, the world's
Speaker 1: beautiful and I'm not seeing. But one, you can wear
Speaker 1: the glasses if you want to. And to let me
Speaker 1: just tell you, in ten years, you're going to be
Speaker 1: able to correct your color blindness. Literally, what's going to
Speaker 1: happen with um, what's crisper? With crisper? They're going to
Speaker 1: inject a virus into your eyes. They've already done with monkeys,
Speaker 1: thank you Radio lab. That is going to essentially implant
Speaker 1: the proper are they rods or cones for color? I
Speaker 1: think the rods? But what is it gonna do? Make
Speaker 1: me see everything brighter? No? Well, the glasses are going
Speaker 1: to make you see like you've told me before, like
Speaker 1: you you couldn't tell hair was brown or green. It's
Speaker 1: gonna help make it a starker version of in this
Speaker 1: case brown, at least it should, and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: more likely to help you see you know the difference
Speaker 1: with that. But what's going to do when they inject
Speaker 1: the virus into your eyes and ten you're it's going
Speaker 1: to regrow the rods or the cones or whatever is
Speaker 1: that you're missing, and then you're going to be able
Speaker 1: to see in color, So don't worry in yours. And
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna make my life better, I think
Speaker 1: if you want to see things, it's all you want to.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I'm mat No, Matt, is
Speaker 1: it gonna make your life better? I doubt it? And
Speaker 1: on this to be continued. No, it's so good on
Speaker 1: closers like that. You're so good. I mean, I'm so
Speaker 1: glad we're closing on Crispers Christpers. So it's not a virus,
Speaker 1: but it is a virus. But it's also the snippets
Speaker 1: of DNA from the virus that will express UM the
Speaker 1: phenotype of the rods and the cones, obviously, and that's why.
Speaker 1: But when doctor blessing, blessings, blessings to you all, Thank you, blessings,
Speaker 1: Thank you Jack. What at visit at Billy Domino. It's
Speaker 1: at Billy Dominoma dot com. Come on now, not just
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna block down. We'renna bleep that out.
Speaker 1: I mean, people, are you have my my email off
Speaker 1: of the spec script A different one, granted not my
Speaker 1: private one. So we're gonna so we're gonna bleep that out.
Speaker 1: But just so everyone can know the shame of what
Speaker 1: he just did. Please actually bleep it, please, but like
Speaker 1: people need to know what he just tried to do,
Speaker 1: and you just ducks. Why don't you want to get
Speaker 1: an email? Because we have listeners and look, Matt, this
Speaker 1: is this is why don't you want to get it?
Speaker 1: But who? I will take an email because what we're
Speaker 1: tiptoeing around is I just got laid off from family
Speaker 1: guy a few weeks ago, and it is time for
Speaker 1: me to work, and it's time for ability to work.
Speaker 1: And he will find the work in no time. I
Speaker 1: have no doubt about it. Matt. Will I forgive you
Speaker 1: for this like you did not forgive me for contigate?
Speaker 1: We will find out. Does it personally affect you if
Speaker 1: people email Billity like it personally affected my enjoyment of
Speaker 1: RuPaul's Dragon? Yes? Absolutely? Who's to say that's all the
Speaker 1: time we have um And then you can find Billy
Speaker 1: Domino on Instagram at mom's first oda in public school.
Speaker 1: It's an agenda we are pushing. I'm Yang, I'm Matt Rogers,
Speaker 1: and I'm just happy to be here. By This has
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