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Speaker 1: grandma wasting bad fire my grandma, grandma. I'm gonna say fire.

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Speaker 1: It's talking about him. I'm getting like Glago date Jagmo

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Speaker 1: jam ding dong les. Cult have we done? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We have opened the doors into the maw of the

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Speaker 1: mouth of hell. The doors are open, and let me

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Speaker 1: tell you, we are diving right into the depths and

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Speaker 1: the depths of not only health, but also our memories,

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Speaker 1: our memories and honestly, no, we've invited an angel from

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Speaker 1: on high. Yes, yes, yes, I mean this is a

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Speaker 1: part of both Bowen and I's cultural history. Absolutely, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: he is part of our cultural history. Um on an

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Speaker 1: The three of us dressing to the nines, go to

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Speaker 1: good one. And these are ny memories people. But you

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Speaker 1: know what, why why don't we include him in the conversation.

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Speaker 1: He has been a writer on Family Guy. I heard

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Speaker 1: Many people haven't um And he's also famously the brilliant

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Speaker 1: mind and writer behind the nine eleven Seinfeld spec Script.

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Speaker 1: That truly is I think one of sevenal piece of work.

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Speaker 1: I think it's one of the best fucking things I've

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Speaker 1: it out. If you haven't already, please look up nine

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Speaker 1: eleven Seinfeld sex spec Script. It is and then don't

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Speaker 1: judge yourself for doing so. No, and you know what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna it's gonna be. It's going to be a

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Speaker 1: beautiful experience for you to read it. Guys. And here

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Speaker 1: he is. It is Billy Domino. It is so here

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Speaker 1: on Pod Save America, John John Love it over there.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy. It is crazy. What we do we

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Speaker 1: subtly too. Did you ever see Music of the Heart?

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Speaker 1: Was who was doing it to my mother? Bowen? I

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Speaker 1: up out of their seats and having the time of

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Speaker 1: their life. It was, I think different for everyone. We

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Speaker 1: all have our own view of what happened that day.

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Speaker 1: But I'll never forget like I genuinely thought Precious was amazing.

427
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: And then we came into school and we got into

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Speaker 1: not you and I. We were We've always been on

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Speaker 1: the same side about Precious, one of the greatest mellow

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Speaker 1: dramas ever made. Um. But we had a friend in

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Speaker 1: our class with us that was like, it is not good.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, how could you say it's not good?

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Speaker 1: Who said that Louther listener of the pod Alice Rock Alice,

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Speaker 1: you said Precious wasn't good, and you were like the

435
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Speaker 1: And honestly, looking back, this was a good as a vacation,

436
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Speaker 1: She goes. They named the baby mongo. Yeah, I mean listen,

437
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,919
Speaker 1: Precious has never been um or the novel pushed by Sapphire.

438
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:15,360
Speaker 1: They have never been elevated for the sake of their subtlety. Yeah.

439
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: It's to tell a hard and aggressive story that you

440
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Speaker 1: may may not be ready for. And it go whenever

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Speaker 1: the choices, Okay, should this be you know, a one

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Speaker 1: or a ten? Precious says we need a new number,

443
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Speaker 1: we need a larger number. Like it's it's truly, it's honestly,

444
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Speaker 1: And I actually talked about this in my screenwriting class.

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Speaker 1: Paul Sell like, who this is now the second time

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Speaker 1: I'm referencing beautiful? He knows Paul Selig. No, he doesn't

447
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Speaker 1: know Paul. But we were talking somehow got onto the

448
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Speaker 1: topic of of of He somehow came up. Maybe it

449
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: was a movie we were discussing in in class and

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Speaker 1: that I mentioned early in a diner last week. Because

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Speaker 1: I'm popular, go on, it's very popular. It's a it's

452
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: a it's a celebrity sighting. It was an accident, but

453
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Speaker 1: you go on of course, of course. Um So basically Paul,

454
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,959
Speaker 1: who is a medium and also a teacher, and he said, um,

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Speaker 1: you know, you could win an Oscar. People were arguing

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Speaker 1: whether or not the writer of Precious deserved to win

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Speaker 1: an Oscar for it, and he did win an Oscar

458
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Speaker 1: for it, and he was like, you could win the

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Speaker 1: Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplight for the scene with Monique,

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Speaker 1: Precious and Mariah at the end of the movie, a long,

461
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: fantastic scene. So I I mean, I agree with that. Um.

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Speaker 1: It also features um the best on screen performance ever

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Speaker 1: by Sherry Harry Shepherd. Oh my god, saw the movie

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Speaker 1: last night. I'm sorry, something's wrong with you? Precious movie.

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Speaker 1: Precious a saying I'm sorry because this is after she

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Speaker 1: shows up and having been pushed down the stairs covering

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Speaker 1: in her own blood and carrying a bloody baby by

468
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Speaker 1: her mother, and her mother tried to throw a TV

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Speaker 1: from ten stories up down on her. She's apologizing because

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Speaker 1: the movie was bad. Something wrong with he was insane? Yea,

471
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: she really tried to kill her daughter? Yeah, that happened.

472
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: And then she comes back later and she wants to

473
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Speaker 1: reconnect in case the porn tell doesn't work out. This

474
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: episode can also be called who is Gonna Love Me?

475
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Speaker 1: Since you got your degree? You know every fucking thing.

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00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: I love that movie also, Maria, and don't laugh, you're sick.

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00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: This is drama. Maria. Sorry, not even calling this office

478
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: trying to get reconnected with you. That's all I really have. Maria.

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00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 1: We talked about the abuse. We never drugs in my house.

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Speaker 1: Compressions knows I wouldn't accept that that. You know what

481
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking specific acts of physical and sexual abuse. Honestly,

482
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Speaker 1: did Mariah? Here's the discussion. Yes, did Mariah deserve the

483
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Speaker 1: Academy awardination nomination that she did not receive? Wow? I

484
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: mean this will be the last question I ever asking

485
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: my life. You have your bag, pack and a cape

486
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: all I'm taking my back and they're at a gypsy

487
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: cab outside. I'm not going anywhere. I'm just taking the

488
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: bag and jumping off the seal. I'm jumping off the roof.

489
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: It's gonna weigh me down. You're jumping onto the gypsy cab.

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Speaker 1: That's why you didn't order an uber That car be

491
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: made of aluminium light enough. You need an eight eight skylark. Yeah. Yeah.

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00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: The fall onto the roof will kill me. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is the this is the elaborate fall onto the roof.

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Speaker 1: Talk talk about the fact that Mariah did not receive

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Speaker 1: an Academy Award nomination. But it's walking like this and

496
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Speaker 1: having a must dish imprecious based on the novel Push

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Speaker 1: by Sapphire. I'm gonna go get a soda. You want

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Speaker 1: Tota soda? Soda? SODA's fun. Yeah, okay, I forget what

499
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: she says. What does she say? We haven't watched in

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Speaker 1: seven years because honestly, see oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh

501
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: my god, what is it? Yeah, just watched it again?

502
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: Watch it? But she did she deserve an Academy Award nomination.

503
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: She did not get one. But should she have gotten this?

504
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: This this question can't be answered in a vacuum because

505
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,479
Speaker 1: there are only so many nominations that can go out.

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00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: Who else was nominated? I'm gonna phone, I'm happy that

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00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: you said that, Billy. And you know we did this

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00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 1: last week as well with John And that was about

509
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: The blind Side, which was the same year. Yes, Precious, okay,

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00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 1: that was the first year of the ten nominal Monique

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00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: obviously one that year, Yes, she did all that mattered

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00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: that year? What like was that Monique one? And that

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Speaker 1: Christoph Wallace one for bone does a great christof don't

514
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: there's a there's just there's just one line that you said,

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Speaker 1: you all all that year at n y U. At

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Speaker 1: any party, if you were ever drunk, you would scream,

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Speaker 1: this is it? Oh lovely beautiful, he was amazing. Continue

518
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Speaker 1: to talk a while I bring this up. Oh my god,

519
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: this is so difficult. Now I'm realizing, like how this

520
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: all the conversation flows centrally through Matt, even though we're

521
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: in a triangle and watched like with my chick. He's

522
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: this leg of the triangle is the most I'm searching

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00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: Oscar nominations. Precious, precious, All right, here we go. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Academy awards. Um now you're on the page of the

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Speaker 1: Academy where other fucker Okay, hold on, it's language. No,

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Speaker 1: I want there to be dead. You know what. We'll

527
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: cut this out. We'll cut this out in post. All

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Speaker 1: this has gone in post do with the alert the postman.

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00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: This is cut out, postman cutting leave it out. This

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Speaker 1: this is filler. There's been so many nominees A right,

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Speaker 1: here we go, Okay, we go, here we go? Now

532
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Speaker 1: the oh my god, just a it in the queue.

533
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a serious, serious answer. I

534
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: got it. Stop stop it, Brad. This is not a

535
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: safe space anymore. That has broken. Okay, Anger. We should

536
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: be able to talk about Precious with levity and joy.

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Speaker 1: Here are the nominees for that year. Monique and Precious.

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00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: She won Penelope Cruise in nine oh, I remember that

539
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: for me getting Up in the Air Maggie Gillenhall and

540
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: Crazy Heart and Anna Kendrick and Up in the Air.

541
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Speaker 1: I have documents of feelings about about Anna Kendrick. I

542
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: actually didn't get her at all. Up. Can I talk

543
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: for a second about my dreams for the future. I

544
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: just since two thousand eight, I have gone to bed

545
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: every night dreaming of the day when each of my

546
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: children will be introduced to Crazy Heart for the first time.

547
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Speaker 1: It's a movie that binds us as a nation, as

548
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: a people, as humanity where Neanderthals still around. It would

549
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: bind human Homo sapiens to the Neanderthals and create a

550
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: world of peace. We all remember that movie. We all

551
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: remember the songs we all remember this, the Grazy Heart,

552
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: whatever I think for the weird we can that was it.

553
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: It was a good song. Actually, out of those five,

554
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: if you were to take out one and Gotcha put

555
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: in Mariah, I mean, I feel like Vera for me,

556
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: it was not really a performance in that movie as

557
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: well as it was like a good script I never saw.

558
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: Up in the Air still happened, but Bone spoiled it

559
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: all for a room full of like five hundred people

560
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: during a prop show. I remember you were personally like

561
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: shocked by that moment. I couldn't believe when you said

562
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: that Vera Farmiga's character was married in that movie. Sorry,

563
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: it was a scene where two people are friends. I

564
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: believe Mike Spence and Haley Hepworth probably were sitting on

565
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: an airplane having a conversation. Brought up that one of

566
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: them was watching Up in the Air on their you know,

567
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: seedback screen, and my response, as a flight attendant was

568
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: just to say she's married. She's married, she's married, at

569
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: which point they explode. Why would you say that, I say,

570
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: I apologize to everyone who has to edit this. Never listen.

571
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: I've piqued ten separate times already and will continue to

572
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,479
Speaker 1: um listen. The thing about that is Bowen actually has

573
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: a documented history of spoiling things. Of course, we all

574
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: remember when he spoiled katias elimination. We talked about Katia Gate.

575
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: I hate to put the Gate suffix in anything, but that, Julie,

576
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: that was an iconic moment of filth. It was true filth,

577
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: and it's a true sensationalism. Bowen Yank is, of course

578
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: the face of sensationalists. You know, Facebook post, You've done well.

579
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: We haven't watched it yet, we're on the West. I

580
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: could have meant anything, it could have meant. I was

581
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: excited for her with the super Bowl of Drag, it's

582
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: the super Bowl of gay life, and you have to

583
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: watch it live and expect that people will talk about

584
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: class bullshit I've ever heard. You're calling people out for

585
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: not only a sling box in a parent's house on

586
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: the East coast, Honey, Then I'm calling people out for

587
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: not going into their local gay bars and supporting gay

588
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: culture and gay night life. That is what I'm calling

589
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: and I will I will stand by this forever. It

590
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: is the hill I will die on, I promise you.

591
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: But I does not respect the East coast West coast

592
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,959
Speaker 1: time divide for programming. But when do you want advertiser

593
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: to get their money's worth or do you want people

594
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: to be trying to watch drag Race at six thirty?

595
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: No gay wants to buy a super roof forest you're

596
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: at that time, honey, Wow, I am so happy that

597
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: Billy is here to make you understand the full extent

598
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: of how badly you should feel. You should feel bad.

599
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: And I will never ever drop it. When you ruin

600
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: Ki Elementation for me that take off. You can stop

601
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: reaching for your bag, take off your game. Please don't

602
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: go to the roof. Right, I'm going. I'm gonna jump

603
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: onto that car. Yeah, you've forgiven me for this, I've

604
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: forgiven you. But I will say this, I was genuinely

605
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: this and a lot of people were. And that was

606
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: when I when I think you revealed to all of

607
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: the social media networks that you were a sensationalist. It

608
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: was you are proud. It was like my roommate Armand

609
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 1: who he wrought his loves drag Race. He and his

610
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: girlfriend Kayla. It's appointment viewing for them after a long

611
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: day of you know, struggling in l A. They come

612
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 1: home to that they have that, and they know that

613
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: RuPaul is going to be you know, mother, father god

614
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 1: to them all at the same time. And they burst

615
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: forth from there from their room that night and they're like,

616
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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's funny that he's getting dragged, but

617
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: I'm pissed because at that point it had been the

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Speaker 1: top five and they're like, Katia, like, I think was

619
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: very very much the favorite of fan favorite, and it

620
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: was shocked. It would be shocking to just hear that

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Speaker 1: Katia was eliminated. And guess what a lot of people

622
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: just heard. Yeah, we just heard it in a vacuum,

623
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 1: announced without any fanfare on Bow and Yang's wall. It's

624
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: very easy to get the tea on RuPaul's draggers too

625
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: about what happens, like, it's very easy. If you want it,

626
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: it can be found. But most don't want it. I

627
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: just don't want it from my greatest friend. I mean,

628
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: does that anymore? But when will it stop for you? When?

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Speaker 1: When will you stop? Yea, when we're talking about the

630
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: madness is what we're talking about. The selfishness, the narcissism.

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Speaker 1: It's the idea that you matter so much in a unit,

632
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Speaker 1: are so big that we are mere specs. This is

633
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: the role I have settled into. It is not the role,

634
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: it is the It is the cadence with which I speak,

635
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: and that is I only say something if I'm sure

636
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: I want to say it, and if I'm sure that

637
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: it needs to be said in the world. And Honey,

638
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: I will tell you better believe that. In that moment,

639
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: I was shocked that Kato was eliminated, and I didn't

640
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: know where to channel them. You had to speak, and

641
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: I had to speak, and there was no other place

642
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: for me to put it except and the words you

643
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: needed to speak were I have to say during as

644
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 1: bow and monologue. Just now peaked over at the computer

645
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: and I saw my lines thrilled at everyone else, and

646
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 1: I am ashamed. I am so sorry. Very little vocal control.

647
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: I don't do well from the diaphragm. But the thing is, Billy,

648
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: the thing about you is we love. We love that

649
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: you have no vocal control. In fact, Billie and I

650
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: were in Hammercats together and very frequently so with the

651
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 1: way Hammercats worked in college was all month long. For

652
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: three weeks, You'll be writing, writing, writing, writing, writing, and

653
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: then there'll be a week of the show at the

654
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: end of the month and every night Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,

655
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: usually the show should be on Saturday. We rehearse every night. Honestly,

656
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: maybe not the wisest model, but dedicated, but super dedicated.

657
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: And they produced good, good work. But this is before

658
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: you learn like what marking and rehearsal even is, and

659
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: the thing you learn how you don't need to constantly

660
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,959
Speaker 1: prove to everyone else your identity and your identity doesn't

661
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: have to be the loud one. Honestly though, we I

662
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: identified with you with this because we both right. We

663
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: went back in the day. We both wrote high emotional,

664
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: high emotion sketch. I'd say one off three sketches I

665
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 1: wrote required a sugar bottle to Honestly, I also loved

666
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: to scream and shout in holler Billy sometimes will be

667
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: losing that old voice by Thursday afternoon. Oh yeah, and

668
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: we'd are and like from day one, David Sittarab has

669
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: been mentioned on this podcast before, like he would like

670
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: be tell me, hey, you can mark your voice. You

671
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: know it's totally fine. No, I'm fine, I can do

672
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: this through That was the most aggro I'll ever be

673
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 1: in my life. Telling people know I'm cool to scream

674
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,479
Speaker 1: all week. Meanwhile, I am pounding news to next because

675
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: I hear that's what opera singers take before a big

676
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 1: show or something. What is Oh my god? So Billy

677
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 1: living with Billy? You a roommates for many years, roommates

678
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: for many years, living with Billy and just watching from

679
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: afar with fascination the things he would put in or

680
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: on his body. Was just really was one of the

681
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: first people. So sorry this conversation guys had about just

682
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: like computer, I'm just this is a fascinating conversation that

683
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: I really want to have. Billy was one of the

684
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: first people who showed me that baking soda was a

685
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: thing you could put on your body when you showered.

686
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: What or like, Billy, like what big what can't baking

687
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: soda be used? Can't bakings used? But did you ever

688
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: do did you ever do something with vinegar and else?

689
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: I did? You didn't know me as much during that time,

690
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: but like that's mostly been an l a thing where

691
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: I didn't wash my hair for a year and a

692
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: half to mixed results. But he went that long. I

693
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: was using occasional baking soda in vinegar, which does like

694
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: and when you use it in the day, like your

695
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: hair is equally clean as un each shampoo, but you

696
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: should still wash it. But start as I started itching

697
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: the back of my head. Yeah your filth. Um well,

698
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: and I have been talking this whole time, you um

699
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: but no, like I probably introduced to you using like

700
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: a baking soda face mask, like for the sake of exfoliation.

701
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: Nothing gets those you know, black cats and subacious filaments

702
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: like quite like baking soda. I highly recommend it does

703
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: Baking Soda. Sponsor this podcast Castle Baking soa cast for

704
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: Baking Soda promo code face come from. Um, wait, you

705
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: can give showers, Billy Billy? Can we can we tell

706
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: everybody what the cardinals sin you committed in our showers?

707
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: I mean you pop in dare. Yeah. I've done a

708
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: lot of bad things and showers I've shared with Bowen.

709
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: I've used them for too long. I've one day when

710
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: he came home, he came home to find me screaming

711
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: teenage creed way. I totally like, uh and you know,

712
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: and at one point that came up. You know, I said, joke. Lad.

713
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: They wasn't sure he had heard it, but but it

714
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: was it was absolutely heard by Bowen. But the number

715
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: one thing is okay, so danger Box the improv group.

716
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: Bone and I were in at n y u Um

717
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: every beginning of the year. Once we get the new

718
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: people in, we'll do a secrets night, and so you know,

719
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: we get drunk, we get hot, and we bonded by

720
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: sharing stupid secrets. And one senior year, Bone and I

721
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,439
Speaker 1: were living with David sitter Off and beautiful stuiveson town.

722
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely we'll talk about what absolutely leads a moment,

723
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: but um we will we I like after many secrets

724
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: are already shared, and many had already been heard by

725
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: people in previous years. Are mainly for the new people,

726
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: you know, like all right, bow and I have a

727
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: secret for you and everyone else. Last week I ship

728
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: in the shower and I scream and he had to

729
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,959
Speaker 1: stand up. He couldn't be near me. I adjusted listen.

730
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: Sometimes a far is a chart is a ship. We've

731
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: all been there, and if you haven't been there, you

732
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: you need to go there. Everyone. If you are sitting

733
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: at home and you haven't pooped your pants in the time,

734
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: I shoot my pants and the whole foods like three

735
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: days ago on Easter no, Billy, just a little bit.

736
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: But but it but it did cross the line. Have

737
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: you ever have you ever pooped in the car when

738
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: you're driving? Have ever put no, thankful, I mean nonsense.

739
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm sure I did, like a four year old. But

740
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 1: when I was in high school, I was driving home

741
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 1: from from my think track practice from cross country I

742
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: pooped in that car. Yeah, a little known fact. It's

743
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: never been mentioned here. Matt Rogers went to n y

744
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: U on a cross country partial scholarship. Has it never

745
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: been mentioned? Yeah, that's true. I guess we can reveal

746
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: that they should rescind that money from me because I went. Well, actually, no,

747
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: I did get to go to n y U on

748
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: academic quote unquote scholarship because they create an athletic sauship

749
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: because it was a school. Um, I'm about for another

750
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm about do for another pant shooting moment. Yeah, I

751
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: mean they happened. I mean that was actually one of

752
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 1: the first time, said Madden, I got to truly bond

753
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: is in colloquium class. In dramatic writing, we have to

754
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: every three weeks. Um. Uh, you have to produce a

755
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: new short scene. They end up often being sketches for

756
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: the people whom we were like, oh yeah, you wrote

757
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: I wrote it was like it was a dramatic model.

758
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: I was a dramatic storytelling with actors with bodies. Um,

759
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: groundbreaking theater. Absolutely, I mean yeah, it really was everything

760
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: that Julie Taymarkert hoped for in a five dollar budget. Um,

761
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: but um I was. I wrote a story about time

762
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: I shop my pants in an Eddie Bauer outlet when

763
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: I was in eighth grade and the process of how

764
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: it built up and how a rate the radio playing

765
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 1: the bathroom and once I finally got there was what

766
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: cost my pants as I was unbuckling my belt and

767
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: I was lucky enough to embody that truth. You were

768
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: embodying the truth of my body. That's actually is how

769
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:57,839
Speaker 1: well I remember. I did an internal transfer into TIS

770
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: from n M y U and Billy transferred from Chicago. Yeah. Yes,

771
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: so so we were both sophomores technically in the eyes

772
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: of the program. And and so we meet each other

773
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: and we're in the same film class, and Billy says

774
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: to me, we're I'm just trying to get to know anybody,

775
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: probably same for you. This is first day we're talking,

776
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: first day we ever met, and Billy says to me, Yeah,

777
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: I did a lot of um improv and comedy in Chicago,

778
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: so I'm definitely gonna be continuing that here with the

779
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: Box and Hammercats. And I was like, oh, well, I'm

780
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 1: gonna uistion for Hammercats too, And I think you looked

781
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: at me and I looked at you, and we both

782
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: thought there was absolutely no way that person is funny

783
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: at I can't tell you, like the initial it wasn't

784
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: even lowing because when that active, it was the dismissal

785
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: of each of us. The first day when we were

786
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: in that film group together going out and essentially filming

787
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: stock footage off like streets side. Yeah, yeah, it was horrible.

788
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: It was so stupid. We should go into a Getty

789
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: image search to make sure our stuff hasn't been put

790
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 1: up there as part of them. Why use money making schemes?

791
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: But he literally he just like was so like confident

792
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: that he was going to do. I was like, well,

793
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: I think it's probably besported to be nervous and like anxious.

794
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: I certainly was. And I was like, yeah, I'm an

795
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: audition too, we'll see. And then I walked into class

796
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: the next day. The other class we were in together

797
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,479
Speaker 1: because they put us in a lot of classes together

798
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,760
Speaker 1: in the very beginning, and they knew something, something would

799
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: be connected. Um but anyway, so I shared eyes just now,

800
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was. I walked. They went

801
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: up the ventilation shaft. No, no, not here. Don't blame me,

802
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: blame George Lucas. He wrote it. He wrote, I'm like

803
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: king right now for podcast. He's literally regurgitating. Don't come

804
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:02,479
Speaker 1: for me. It would come from me about Star Wars

805
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: episodes one, dials and gas and just I have two

806
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: words for you. Gets oh, no, two words for you.

807
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: The fucking what? What were the what were the green?

808
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 1: The green Asian people? They were so way to take way,

809
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: to just take all your loathing of Asians and Jews

810
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: and put them into one nice lizard people. Must have

811
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: been a producer on the Gungans were the absolute worst

812
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: black stereotype too, and not even black. It was like

813
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: Caribbean stereo where all of a sudden, you he did

814
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: one good thing and then Brinks had to be his slave. Yeah,

815
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my, oh my god, I totally

816
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: forgot about It's not just like and it wasn't even

817
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 1: thing of like. Okay, I helped you, Now you helped

818
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: me charge are offers. He's like, I'm your slave. He's

819
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: begging to be made submissive. He's like, you did something

820
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: good for me, I'm your slave. Oh my god, just

821
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: like what like stupid cartoon logic. Well, I mean you

822
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: have to remember it was a different You're right, I'm

823
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. Like, I was so excited. I was

824
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: seeing a few times that I went to movies like

825
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 1: with friends, and I bought and we got tickets in

826
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,399
Speaker 1: advanced like I think the first time ever ward movie

827
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: tickets online. I was very big into the internet age

828
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: then and all the possibilities that were on the tips

829
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: of our fingers and we could just taste it. But

830
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: I went out and bought two lightsabers that day and

831
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: was making my dad fight with me at the yard,

832
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: and I wanted to bring them to the movies and

833
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: my mom said no. And I was so exciting when

834
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: that came out. That was the first Hour Wars I

835
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 1: had ever seen then as kids, did it register that

836
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: it was a bad movie? Absolutely not? Absolutely not. My

837
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 1: dad walked out like saying like, oh my god, that's terrible.

838
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, what doesn't he get about this. I mean

839
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: that was as a child. It's amazing. The pod race

840
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: just like again at all video game. The pod racing

841
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: video game was like, yeah, it started the whole podcast.

842
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: What Star Wars podcast? Right? Star Wars podcast. Race is

843
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: a bad sketch. We need to write after the race

844
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: with oh yeah, because it wasn't enough to enough hybrid

845
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,240
Speaker 1: in the Train Federation. You actually had to go full

846
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: Shylock with wat to the junkyard owner. Oh my god,

847
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: I don't even want to know. We've talked too much

848
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: about one. Wait wait, wait, what was I just saying

849
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: before that? Um? Uh? The school and then I content

850
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 1: I walked and I walked into the glass Villion I

851
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: shared together, and I think, so no Patel. I was like,

852
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: how was your weekend? And I was like really good. Actually,

853
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: I auditioned for or the Sketch Comedy Group and I

854
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: got on and Billy goes so did I, and I

855
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: was like I knew they had chosen four people out

856
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: of like the hundred and fifty that in an audition,

857
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: and I was like looked at him and I was

858
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: like what and he was like what, I will say that.

859
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 1: We had that moment and then we immediately thought, I'll

860
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: trust the process. I was just ask when did the

861
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 1: chill by the end of that class? I think, well,

862
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: for me, it was when I guess you we had

863
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: a mutual acceptance of each other, or like, well, because

864
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: I I'll never forget this, because it was also when

865
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: I met Sudi. But the program had us right um

866
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: monologues and we all had to deliver the monologues because

867
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: we were gonna be casting each other in the scenes

868
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: that we had written. And so I mean no shade

869
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: to anyone that might be listening to this from from

870
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: that time where we all are on the same class.

871
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: But it was so bad. I mean they were an

872
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: actors doing it, and no one was a good writer

873
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: at that time. And Billy was so funny. He was

874
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: so funny, and I was like, oh wow, I mean

875
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: I got I get it. You mean study all had

876
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 1: really good pieces. You did just a straight up monologue

877
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: bout the time a guy peed on you at O

878
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: a R concert that well, that it was part of it.

879
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: It was. I went through my eye playist and put

880
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 1: it on shuffle, and every time I got to it

881
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: a song, I would write what that reminded me of?

882
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: And one of them was it was an ore song,

883
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 1: and I ran and I was an ore concert in

884
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: high school, and I ran in very fast because I

885
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: was excited that my friend Laurien was going to go

886
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: pee in the boy's room. And I was so fucked up.

887
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: But I slipped on a puddle of piss, landed on

888
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: my back in the piss, and a guy turned around

889
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: that was in the urinal with his dick out still peeing,

890
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,360
Speaker 1: pointed at me and left, and a little bit of

891
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: the piss good on me. So I'm a monologue in

892
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 1: the Beautiful Start of Your Friends, and that is Billy's

893
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:50,280
Speaker 1: fantasy porn. I needed you to pee on my sister. Okay,

894
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: on that note, but wait, but one more on that note,

895
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: Casper masters, wait one more thing is I just want

896
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 1: to say also, who was amazing? Who? I never forget what.

897
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom because I was like, this

898
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: is so bad. And as I was coming back in,

899
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: Sudie Green was like playing. So she did a monologue.

900
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 1: It was SERRITI girl initiation. She had to go through

901
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: a lot of things like it was so good, but anyway,

902
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: that was like and then you put the two of

903
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: us in a scene together so it was a scene

904
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 1: that you wrote and study and I did together, which

905
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: is kind of funny. It was an iconic moment, like

906
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: in terms of the historical significance of it. Yeah, it

907
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: definitely was. I brought you too. I said yes, and

908
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, these are the two people that

909
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: were great And then, um, it was a scene that

910
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 1: you wrote. It was like a sketch that you wrote

911
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 1: about how like me on the phone trying to get

912
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: tickets to Broadway and she was like, it has was

913
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 1: it cats? It has to be cat or rent? Now

914
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: it was it had it had to be guests, And

915
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: then like uh and then you were willing to accept rent,

916
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: but both were already gone, yeah, oh yeah, that's what

917
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: it was. The game was. She was like, she was like,

918
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: it has to be cats. Tell them that we have

919
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 1: to get tickets for cats. And I was like, do

920
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: you have anything for cats? And we just weren't getting that.

921
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: It was not on broad if you don't mind me,

922
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: I because I remember my scene. I remember my art um.

923
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: It was a husband and wife who had come to

924
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: New York so that you could have your surgery on

925
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,919
Speaker 1: your devate sceptum to your you'd cover up a small town,

926
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: and you had a great health lan that would pay

927
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: to get done in a better hospital, and you were

928
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,320
Speaker 1: willing to do it in New York for this because

929
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: your wife really wanted to see Cats, but you didn't

930
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: want to New York. You were willing to see Sacramento

931
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: as you'd always wanted to, and now she was pissed

932
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: that Cats was no longer on Broadway. And these are

933
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: the specifics that you need to be if you're going

934
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: to slay in freshman colloquium at the Dramatic Ryan Department

935
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: at n y U. Let me tell you you need

936
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: to have certain things in your toolbook and write such

937
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: gems as the Matt Rodgers Christmas Colloquium special that could

938
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: be an entire episode of this. You talked about the

939
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,320
Speaker 1: wedding last week, like like this need that needs dissection

940
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: still the greatest thing I've ever written. It's yeah, it's problematic,

941
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: question mark, Well, I want to know. Um listen, we

942
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: have to take a break, don't we bowen? Don't we

943
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: we do? We'll be right back with Billy Domino. Oo bitch,

944
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: it's that part of the show again. It's a little

945
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:16,240
Speaker 1: bit of an offer for you. The listeners of Lost Culturalistas.

946
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:20,279
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947
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948
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949
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952
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953
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954
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955
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,680
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956
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,680
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957
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: poop in order to get a mattress for myself so

958
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:56,440
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959
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,480
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960
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,839
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961
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: need a mattress, so I made it a little deal.

962
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,120
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963
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: not a negative blast, but a positive one if they

964
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,920
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965
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,520
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966
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Speaker 1: like that, and they fucking did it. Yeah, because you

967
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:26,680
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968
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,920
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969
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971
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,360
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972
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: gave Billy Domino a free Casper mattress to prove that

973
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 1: it was not made of poop objectively not faces. I

974
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,040
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975
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,320
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976
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981
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: Billy seriously, it's not poop, It's not poop. And we're

982
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: back with Billy Domino. Billy. Can we talk about Lad? Yes?

983
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 1: Lad just gave up briefly earlier as BO and I

984
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: was like absolutely a bone and I after our first

985
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: year at and YU together, So going into effectively junior years,

986
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: we're looking to move in together now as a twosome

987
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: or were we originally going to be a threesome? We

988
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: were originally going to be I was supposed to do that,

989
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: but then that Matt who was going to live with us.

990
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: We even I remember do you remember talking about this

991
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: by the computers and Titian talking about our plans, and

992
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: Matt even made me. Matt even argued for okay, if

993
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: we do share an apartments with threesome, we must on

994
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: our living room wall put in big letters for precious

995
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: girls everywhere. Thank god we were monks and he was

996
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 1: gonna happen with that, you became an r ah. So

997
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: that was a that was post me getting that was

998
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: They told me that I was an alternate and to

999
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: make other plans for housing, and then I was like,

1000
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 1: let's all move in together. And then I guess something

1001
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: didn't work out with somebody and I got made to be.

1002
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: But then that left Billy and I to go and

1003
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: find some apartments with a Brooker named Flat. Now, for

1004
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: those who don't understand, you know, a two bedroom apartment

1005
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: it's much more expensive per bedroom than a three bedroom.

1006
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: It's also harder to find in general three bedrooms. They're

1007
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 1: out there to be had. And for those of you

1008
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 1: don't know, there are of course always other people to ask,

1009
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: well not other people who would end up and you know,

1010
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: being on a podcast with you seven years later, I

1011
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: mean we can throw you under the bus if you like.

1012
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: Right now is being like, yes, you're expendable and replaceable.

1013
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 1: In fact, I'll do that and say yes, that is true.

1014
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: So anyway, we moved on without you. It's not going

1015
00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: to be a billion dang dang, sweetie, And it's got

1016
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: to change to ding ding because I'm taking ding dong

1017
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: with me. God damn it. I think it's in the contract,

1018
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: that ding dong dog. But anyway, we met with Vlad,

1019
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 1: who was how would you describe in Billy, he was

1020
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: just this beautiful slavic elf. Yeah, he was just a

1021
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: wonder He was a wonderful upbeat man who was you know,

1022
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: going to business school at night. And he like any

1023
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,840
Speaker 1: good real estate agent and I should know because I

1024
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: became one for two years after graduation. That was my

1025
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 1: get by um. But he was very optimistic about whatever

1026
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: was a possibility for you in terms of housing. And

1027
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 1: he was never afraid to twist what you had just

1028
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: said to make you think you were on the same page.

1029
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 1: So you know, look, look can we do can we

1030
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: do an improv? Okay, so let's you're gonna be You're

1031
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: gonna you are in charge of this improv. So you

1032
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: if we break rules, you let us know that. But

1033
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:59,319
Speaker 1: you know, but yeah, bowhen you be bowing lum bowing. Yes, absolutely, yes,

1034
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: go find the big place. Yes, we're going to find

1035
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 1: a place of lad maybe my friend Billy and I

1036
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: we were thinking that we would find married couple and

1037
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:14,359
Speaker 1: absolutely just just my roommate, just very accepting. Well, thank

1038
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 1: you glad. We were just looking for like a place

1039
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:21,479
Speaker 1: that's um two bedroom studio. Yes, can definitely do an

1040
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 1: You'll put a wall up, a fun studio bookcase. I'm

1041
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: somewhere below fourteenth Street Clinton. Yeah, absolutely, Hale's kitchen okay, well,

1042
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: very big high rock party party, yes, something something quiet

1043
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,439
Speaker 1: and close to a train, not know, big bars, big scene,

1044
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: you get the girls, D train, D train. Okay, well

1045
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 1: lad um, thank you so much. And um, we definitely

1046
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: can't do pre war. Pre war is all he's got

1047
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 1: so big you would and the refrigerator absolutely absolutely well, hey, um,

1048
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: it's okay for us to do that accent because because

1049
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 1: I am who I am, that's all I'll say. Well,

1050
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: I would say that was a very good improblem. Now

1051
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 1: after having seen it, I can I have a very

1052
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: good depiction of what that was. I've never actually met

1053
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: a real estate broker that wasn't a complete sketch comedy character.

1054
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: It turns you into a monster like you'd never even expect,

1055
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,919
Speaker 1: like you I would know, like I did, like within

1056
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: the first week of like train wheels off and being

1057
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: a renting agent on my own. By the way, I

1058
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,919
Speaker 1: legally the company I worked for was very nice about

1059
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: taking on young people because they were willing to skirt

1060
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: the law you have to have a license or like

1061
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: we'll train you for your technically be a trainee. But

1062
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: like I guess, trainee is not an acceptable term or

1063
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: a good one to you know, sort of business exactly.

1064
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: So they decided okay, well, we can't call you a

1065
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 1: real estate agent. Let's call you an apartment show where

1066
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: you're the person who shows apartment. And so they didn't

1067
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: even put apartment shore and this put show where which

1068
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: just looks like shower or it just looks like we're

1069
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: not a grower shower. So I went around handing these

1070
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 1: out to people in deep Brooklyn like for a year

1071
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,919
Speaker 1: and a half, and everyone's just like, what does it mean?

1072
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: Shower shower? I mean, showers have been a recurring theme

1073
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 1: this episode. Have I ever told you guys about Lawrence,

1074
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: the guy that we dealt with, Oh my god, it

1075
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: was the real estate agent in like Brooklyn. He showed

1076
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: a lot of places in Park Slope. I just won't

1077
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: say where he works, but um, dish but fine destination

1078
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: real estate. Avoid them if you're looking for places in Brooklyn,

1079
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: because they're misleading. We he me, David Mazzoni and our

1080
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: friends Andrew Martin, managed Ackman. We were all we were

1081
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: all looking for and before bedroom together. And because as

1082
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 1: we've just been established by Billy, as you go up

1083
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 1: in the in the amount of rooms, you know, it

1084
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 1: gets a little cheaper. Um. So basically we see a

1085
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: four bedroom and it's a four bedroom that that fourth

1086
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 1: bedroom has been against has a all put up and

1087
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: that's how it's constructed. And he was like yeah, so

1088
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 1: when they showed it as a fault, four bedroom was

1089
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:10,760
Speaker 1: listed as a four bedroom. So we take it because

1090
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 1: it's amazing. Move in and when we get into the

1091
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 1: walls down was a very nice apartment, and I was

1092
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: like furious because he never told us that we would

1093
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: have to put the wall back up ourselves. That was

1094
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: never said. It was marketed as a four bedroom, so

1095
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: I feel like and then he was like he was.

1096
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: It was like so difficult dealing with him, and he

1097
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 1: was such a monster, like no, no, no, no, they

1098
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: never let you speak. He was such like a Brooklyn Dick.

1099
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: And I was just like, ohh and I've literally I

1100
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: said to myself, I'll never have a bad experience with

1101
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: a real estate broker again because now I know better.

1102
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: And then when Henry and I were moving again, we

1103
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 1: had another bad experience. You just see him furiously lifting

1104
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 1: like not enough weight at Blank Fitness. He was not

1105
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 1: a happy guy. Billy can make these classes, Jim jokes

1106
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 1: because he is at Equinox. Now listen, when I got

1107
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: the family guy John I one and paid off a

1108
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 1: lot of debt and too the only way I treated

1109
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 1: myself as like, listen, I want a gym where I

1110
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 1: can feel very comfortable to relax showering afterwards. And if

1111
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 1: you've ever never been an Equinox shower, it's a wonderful experience.

1112
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: So even it's just like it's your it's not like

1113
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 1: you know you're in a group shower. It's not like

1114
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: you just have like the shower cartain. There's no hint

1115
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: of mold or anything. It's constantly being cleaned. If someone

1116
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: is not in a shower, that shower is being cleaned

1117
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 1: and is entirely I only use the car equipment. I

1118
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: only use the ellipical, the rowing machine, the treadmills, and

1119
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: like I'm not a weight person because I don't want to.

1120
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: I want mostly lean. Yeah, I mean certainly strong, but

1121
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: like and I want to lose the weight the muscles,

1122
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: but like tone and like yes, but like so it's

1123
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: not I don't need all the insane equipment, and like

1124
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 1: I need to start make used to the classes. But

1125
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: I just do it because I'm really I'm renting a

1126
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 1: second bathroom for you know, for a little under two month.

1127
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. So tell us about the celebrities that you've seen.

1128
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 1: I've seen not so I'm primary we go to the

1129
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: Hollywood Equedox sounds good. Not as many there because's newer

1130
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: and it's all it's like sort of nability. Where the

1131
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: celebs go. Is the Weeho Equedox or right on it's

1132
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 1: right on the western end of the Sunset Strip near

1133
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 1: like the viper room and the whiskey and all that stuff.

1134
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 1: A lot of sex I imagine there would have shr

1135
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: you had sex with John Cryer. He's shockingly good. I mean,

1136
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 1: like everything that he holds back during all that anger

1137
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 1: comes out in bed or or in a locker room. Wait,

1138
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 1: so wait, what's what's the deal with this one? At

1139
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 1: the Weeho one, I have my biggest celebrity siding there.

1140
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 1: I saw two in one night. I saw Mickey Rourke,

1141
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: who was getting the face isn't getting better, but I

1142
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: love him, I mean mad and I know I love

1143
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 1: the wrestler Wrestler, I love it, one of my favorite movies. Yeah,

1144
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: And but the really shocking signing of the night was

1145
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 1: I saw Fabio there. Fabio does go to a public

1146
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 1: you know, a public gym in that sense, we don't

1147
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: just do it all at home. But he was there

1148
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: sitting on like the leg curl machine in a button

1149
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: down shirt and very tight jeans. He would do one

1150
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 1: rep and then rest and let people come and talk

1151
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: to him. He was holding on the leg curl the

1152
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: heavy weights, like was he doing Like no, it was

1153
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: just like not much at all, and he was barely

1154
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: ever doing and he was just sitting there and like

1155
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 1: people come over him and shaking their hand, and then

1156
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 1: like after a few minutes, just to save face, was

1157
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 1: acting like okay, but I gotta get back, you know,

1158
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 1: to doing doing the leg He just wanted to be

1159
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 1: on display at I'm shocked he wasn't charging for a

1160
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: hand right, well he was. He wanted to be on

1161
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 1: display at a place where there is a check in dusk.

1162
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: And but did he look okay, like did he still

1163
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: have the hair? Bobby'll look fine, fabb He was aging

1164
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 1: like a human ages so like, I mean, he's got

1165
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: to be what sixt at this point. And he's of

1166
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 1: course most famous for being on a Polish chariot and

1167
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: taking a bird in the face on its first run. Ever,

1168
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 1: it was have you heard about this you've never heard

1169
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 1: about this, talked claim to fame and I know it

1170
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 1: wasn't but was for being on. I can't believe it's

1171
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 1: not better ads. I mean absolutely for sure. Like in

1172
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 1: the experienced multiple career round the side, and one of

1173
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 1: them had to be They opened up in bush Guard

1174
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 1: and Williamsburg. They had like their first like hyper coaster,

1175
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,440
Speaker 1: which means a coaster over two hundred feet and it

1176
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 1: was called Apollos Chariot. Probably a lot of people know

1177
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 1: what if you've ever been, if you live in that

1178
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 1: part of the country, you've definitely written it so like

1179
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: you have. If you're organ miles, you'll ride the chariot.

1180
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 1: Maybe that's just me because if if I loved in Virginia,

1181
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 1: I'd be on the thing. Wait it, Oh, no, I've

1182
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,800
Speaker 1: never done a polistary. I've never been to bush Guards

1183
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: Waite's work anyway, I've never been on almost it was

1184
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 1: it was a polis chariot, right, I'm not wrong. It

1185
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 1: was a polis chariot. Okay, So he was on the

1186
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: inaugural and it was Bush Garden's Williamsburg. Right. If it's

1187
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 1: a polist Jared, it's got to be Bush Guarden's Williamsburg Baby.

1188
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: That's actually the tagline of the Coast. So he was

1189
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: on the first entire coaster advertising the park. Basically, he

1190
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 1: was on the first time they ever ran it her

1191
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 1: And it was like Fabio was going to running in

1192
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:34,480
Speaker 1: the front row and he took a fucking bird in

1193
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 1: the face and it broke his nose smash right in

1194
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 1: and you can watch that, you can pull up on YouTube,

1195
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,439
Speaker 1: and there's just him like it's going on the first

1196
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: hill and suddenly you just see bad. He's bleeding and

1197
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: he's like scared because like he barely understands what happened,

1198
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 1: and he's got a deep, deep gash. I know, David

1199
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:58,440
Speaker 1: broke his nose fully. I think it was insane, especially

1200
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 1: because it was a select berdy and the very first

1201
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 1: time it was going and that bird had to ruin

1202
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: a bad bird. You think, oh, that bird very dead,

1203
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 1: go to bird hell that die though, that's sad when

1204
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 1: a die. When I remember when a bird die, I cry.

1205
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 1: But then the next day I see another bird and

1206
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: I think, good, Billy, what's your theory about Moonlight? About

1207
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 1: like the movie about the movie Moonlight? Your theory that

1208
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: you told us? I think he's gay, and you know what,

1209
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,440
Speaker 1: it's subtle, and I'm one to hear their arguments, but

1210
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 1: it adds up in the end if you piece it together.

1211
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 1: I think he likes dudes. What's what's your theory about

1212
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 1: the celestial bodies in moonlight? Oh? I think you know

1213
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,440
Speaker 1: it's got to be the moon because you know the

1214
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:53,240
Speaker 1: moon is the happier sun. Or no, it does, it's

1215
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 1: the sadder sun. I think the moon is lonelier. So that,

1216
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 1: guys is all that's culture, is his work. We pip

1217
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 1: each other out for a week old bits, but we

1218
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 1: can't really are about but we'll fill in the gaps.

1219
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: But hey, it's still fun for the for the listeners,

1220
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:11,960
Speaker 1: for people who haven't heard, the children who listen, of

1221
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 1: the things you do to keep going. I'm not gonna

1222
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 1: because as both of you know, and anyone in a

1223
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 1: danger box or hammercats Carter task to I famously can't harmonize.

1224
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 1: I have no what you're saying. I'm saying, I'm no good. No.

1225
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,520
Speaker 1: Billie is one of those singers and I don't know

1226
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: what it is. But for people who are self self

1227
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 1: proclaimed or or self labeled tone deaf singers, they end

1228
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 1: up trying to sing along to a melody, but they

1229
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:45,320
Speaker 1: just their ears is apt enough in such a way

1230
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 1: that they'll just sing the harmonies without thinking about. I

1231
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: think I'm the reverse. I heard you sing a harmony.

1232
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,919
Speaker 1: The only song I've ever heard you sing is going

1233
01:07:55,000 --> 01:08:00,120
Speaker 1: to fun is you know? To man anyway? Yea, oh

1234
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 1: Man's money. You're gonna lie oh Man's money. It's a bitch, girl.

1235
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: We don't have the rights. We don't have the rights.

1236
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 1: He says. It's a bit. Yes, this was is. I

1237
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,880
Speaker 1: don't like that. There was there were bitches then this

1238
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:21,040
Speaker 1: was a bit. If you had gone through it, can

1239
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:22,479
Speaker 1: I just say as well as we're on, like, I

1240
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: don't like this, Like no, I just can't. My mom

1241
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 1: is recovering from surgery. You know. Currently she's to be fine.

1242
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: It was planned surgery. It's leading to a better life.

1243
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,640
Speaker 1: Everyone's very happy. I'm excited to see her. But I

1244
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:38,680
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be she's gonna have a clear renaissance.

1245
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: Um many once you've had more than one, it's renaissance. Um.

1246
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 1: But so she's on just on the couch right now,

1247
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 1: you know. And so she's watching lots of Netflix, and

1248
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,040
Speaker 1: you know, stuff like that, and I'm trying to make

1249
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,679
Speaker 1: different recommendations to her. She mentioned that she's very excited

1250
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,720
Speaker 1: to watch that Casey Anthony mini series, just like I

1251
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,160
Speaker 1: guess the desire of documentary a bast on. I'm like,

1252
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 1: oh my god, if you're interested in, you know, that

1253
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,080
Speaker 1: true crime stuff, which she is too in saying something like,

1254
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,760
Speaker 1: you have to watch people were his O J. Simpson

1255
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 1: was the best thing on TV last year, and it's

1256
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:14,640
Speaker 1: on on Amazon or on Netflix right now. And I

1257
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,639
Speaker 1: go on for five minutes talking about you know, Sarah

1258
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:21,639
Speaker 1: Paul said, and talking about uh according to be Evans

1259
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Speaker 1: and UH. At the end she's like, oh my god,

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01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:26,840
Speaker 1: sounds incredible. Of course I could never watch it because

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01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,040
Speaker 1: of that man. Like what you're talking, I could never

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01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:31,439
Speaker 1: watch anything with O. J. Simpson. That man is even

1263
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, don't they don't make him look good,

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01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,600
Speaker 1: like it's not like he's making money off Oh no,

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01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 1: I agree to completely, but I couldn't do it. Oh my,

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01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 1: what's what's your mom's first name? Again, Suzanne, you don't

1267
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:44,960
Speaker 1: remember when I'm when I said Sue earlier when we

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01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 1: were talking about mom o porn, you better listen. You're

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01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 1: not really a listener, You're just a spoiler. I thought

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01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 1: it was gonna. I thought it could have been Linda

1271
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 1: because you said Linda. But Linda was the one that

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01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 1: got pregnant. You didn't say respectively, Linda was the one

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01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:01,200
Speaker 1: that Billy got pregn You know, if I'm talking, if

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01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 1: I said talking parallel structure, parallel structure from why the

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01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 1: word respectively and exists so you can you can do

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01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 1: the one to one association and correlation. And the reason

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01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,200
Speaker 1: respectively exists is so that we can understand when people

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01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:18,599
Speaker 1: don't make clear parallel structure happen. Because if I'm saying

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01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,680
Speaker 1: to you that this is a this is mom and

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01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:24,559
Speaker 1: aunt for impregnation porn, what I say Sue and Linda

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01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: are here, just understand that Sue is mom and Linda

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01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: is all. Understand you understand? Did was ask you what

1283
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:34,240
Speaker 1: your mom's name was? You didn't know? This is you

1284
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:37,480
Speaker 1: know what that also you've met her. The overall decibels

1285
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,679
Speaker 1: of this episode are much higher than usual because Billy

1286
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:45,160
Speaker 1: is our our second straight white CIS male guests. I know,

1287
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:48,919
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Well? Like you're losing your brand willingly,

1288
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:52,839
Speaker 1: you're seeing it. We want we want to incrementally expert

1289
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:58,400
Speaker 1: sponsored by Mattresses were rocks here, how about this. We're

1290
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:01,200
Speaker 1: gonna turn it around. We're gonna get this, crafters, come

1291
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:05,320
Speaker 1: look through your fucking face. We're gonna turn this around.

1292
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:08,720
Speaker 1: Right now, Billy, I want you for the next few

1293
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:14,560
Speaker 1: minutes to be very gay. Ally be gay, guys. I

1294
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:18,160
Speaker 1: can't feel this fun. No, you talked in a high voice,

1295
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:21,040
Speaker 1: and that is offensive. You better be gay right now.

1296
01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:23,840
Speaker 1: I wasn't being gay right then. I was on a

1297
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:25,920
Speaker 1: high voice acting like I wasn't gay. So I will

1298
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 1: not hear any of that. So if you actually think

1299
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,880
Speaker 1: about the content, what has happened. I think Billy is

1300
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:35,719
Speaker 1: a really fascinating It's just a really fascinating specimen. Billy

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01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:39,439
Speaker 1: will project masculinity in his in his way, which is

1302
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:44,720
Speaker 1: just that high but forceful and and very aggressive. I'm

1303
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 1: grabbing Bowen's wrist as I speaking. Do you think that

1304
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:50,640
Speaker 1: he should be gay? Right now? Come on, I'm on

1305
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 1: the spot right now, and I don't know what to

1306
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,680
Speaker 1: do with it. I don't know what to do with it.

1307
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: Talk to us like you are gay? Okay, Billy? Billy?

1308
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 1: How is um? How is how is fire Island? I

1309
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 1: mean I'll go again. Great' that's all we needed. There's

1310
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:14,559
Speaker 1: foam in my bag. Have you been watching RuPaul's drag Race?

1311
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,720
Speaker 1: I have no. I'm always beat. I always known ever

1312
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 1: know when it's going on, and then it starts, and

1313
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 1: then I feel like we All you have to simply

1314
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 1: do is look it up. All you simply must do

1315
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:24,240
Speaker 1: is look it up like any other specially I'm trying

1316
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:29,240
Speaker 1: to reject technology and all. It's no okay, but this

1317
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:31,160
Speaker 1: is actually this is the place to talk about it.

1318
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,479
Speaker 1: As long as you want to break this up. I

1319
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,240
Speaker 1: brought this up specially to you bow before. So how

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01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:38,679
Speaker 1: do you pronounce your name? Rachel Dolaziel Rachel DoLS Okay?

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01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,800
Speaker 1: That was a that was a pivotal moment for me

1322
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 1: in sort of recognizing like I because I you've always

1323
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:50,040
Speaker 1: known me to be someone who is performatively sexuality fluid?

1324
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:54,519
Speaker 1: Is that an accurate term? Performatively You've never been afraid

1325
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 1: to step in and out of, you know, and then

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01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 1: like and then and often times like there's especially a

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01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:04,160
Speaker 1: period for like about up until right around the time

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01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:07,640
Speaker 1: Rachel dola is all happened that I was like consistently

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01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 1: tweeting in a way that would make you any reasonable

1330
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:12,040
Speaker 1: I think, like, okay, you are a gay man, like

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01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:15,320
Speaker 1: we're just speaking from you know, that particular truth. And

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01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:18,599
Speaker 1: then and I was doing it like that joyce because

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01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:20,600
Speaker 1: I like doing it and like a lot of the

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01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:25,200
Speaker 1: joke Oh my god, oh my god. But um, I

1335
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 1: was you know, it was just the jokes that I

1336
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 1: was happy to be making. And then I got that happen,

1337
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,600
Speaker 1: and I just had this mental collapse of being like,

1338
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:36,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, have I you know, just because I

1339
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 1: feel close to the gay community. Well that's also me

1340
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,519
Speaker 1: being a narcissist, but which is very true. Do not

1341
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 1: let Rachel Dolas I'll ruin your tweets. No, don't let

1342
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:49,680
Speaker 1: Rachel Dolas all jettison you into a narcissist. If we

1343
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 1: don't learn from her, it's like she never happened. It's

1344
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:57,599
Speaker 1: like she'll show up again. No, I was, who don't

1345
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 1: learn from Rachel Dolas all our do. God bless Rachel

1346
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,879
Speaker 1: Dolas because we got her and Kim Davis on the podcast.

1347
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:11,240
Speaker 1: I would live for that. I would live for Kim

1348
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 1: Davis and I honestly, if we had Rachel Delas on,

1349
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,599
Speaker 1: I wouldn't bring anything up. I'd just be like, so, um,

1350
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 1: what do you think? What do you think of big

1351
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: little lies? Big little lies? Um? No, Billy, I you

1352
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:27,000
Speaker 1: have you have jumped, You've you've switched your hats with

1353
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 1: with sexuality, um in such a way that is not

1354
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:36,639
Speaker 1: insulting or not. You're not claiming it as your own thing,

1355
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,240
Speaker 1: like uh, and you're not like if you were like

1356
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:43,439
Speaker 1: fucking the president of GLAD and you were just claiming

1357
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:47,439
Speaker 1: that you were sometimes gay, than that would be for you.

1358
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 1: This is real. Who are you afraid of? There? Who

1359
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 1: am I afraise? Like? Gonna come for me you and

1360
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:59,559
Speaker 1: be honest if I'm also gonna be honest. I feel

1361
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 1: like Joel Kim Booster stopped liking my tweets like it's

1362
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,040
Speaker 1: ass is a lot after a while and that and

1363
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 1: honestly it was around the same time I was considering it.

1364
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 1: And there was something about an interaction too, I had

1365
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 1: with him, someone who I think is amazing to have

1366
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:14,479
Speaker 1: incredible respect why he's hilarious, and after initially feeling like

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01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:17,160
Speaker 1: he really liked me, we just didn't like talking as much.

1368
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:19,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, this is and Joe, if you're listening right now,

1369
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:22,760
Speaker 1: this is me coming for no, I have I bet

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01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 1: there's nothing to that. I feel not love to see.

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01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 1: I feel like I understand the situation. Well, here's what

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01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm just saying that I'm seeing a lot

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01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:40,320
Speaker 1: of people who are upset about like like, if you're

1374
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 1: a white straight woman, I don't need you to be

1375
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 1: upset about someone saying someone saying the word faggot. For me,

1376
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:47,760
Speaker 1: I really don't have a conversation the other day, I

1377
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 1: literally don't care for Yeah, I don't need you that

1378
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 1: that's all I meant to saying, we don't need you.

1379
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, but we don't need you. And your voice

1380
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:59,960
Speaker 1: definitely doesn't need to be the loudest. So it's just interest.

1381
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:03,200
Speaker 1: Because I also feel like a lot of a lot

1382
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:05,280
Speaker 1: of this stuff like oh my god, what am I doing?

1383
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:08,320
Speaker 1: What am I going into the world. It's kind of interesting,

1384
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 1: like who exactly who are you afraid is going to

1385
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:14,320
Speaker 1: come for you? I have to ask myself that question

1386
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:16,679
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm like, I feel weird about this tweet

1387
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:18,559
Speaker 1: or I feared to feel weird about this, or I've

1388
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,519
Speaker 1: seen this and I feel strange about it. What exactly

1389
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:22,479
Speaker 1: am I afraid of? And the answer a lot of times,

1390
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:24,680
Speaker 1: it is like someone that wouldn't even be offended by it.

1391
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:27,960
Speaker 1: It's just someone that enjoys being offended. And I think

1392
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:31,120
Speaker 1: there's like a big difference right right, And it's like

1393
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:35,120
Speaker 1: it's never for the other person's benefit, Like the call

1394
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:39,519
Speaker 1: out culture is never intended to help the person that

1395
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 1: is being called that. It is only how it is

1396
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:45,559
Speaker 1: only a tool for self a grand If you're posting

1397
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,400
Speaker 1: it on Facebook, you wanted likes for it, and and

1398
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:52,599
Speaker 1: and that's something you have to admit to yourself. It's fine,

1399
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:55,080
Speaker 1: it's fine. Whatever. It's fine to want likes and you

1400
01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:56,920
Speaker 1: know what, do what you want. But also just know

1401
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,880
Speaker 1: that don't use this as your way to get Like

1402
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:01,560
Speaker 1: we had an exensive coversation the other day about the

1403
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 1: use and like a Facebook response of the phrase, Like

1404
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,240
Speaker 1: I thought about, you know, direct messaging you, but I

1405
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,720
Speaker 1: thought this would be more helpful to do, right, Like

1406
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,320
Speaker 1: It's like, don't just don't think that we're all gonna

1407
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:16,800
Speaker 1: be like on board for that, because we see through it.

1408
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:21,479
Speaker 1: Like I see through it personally, which is why I

1409
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:24,840
Speaker 1: as assists white male advocate, uh, you know, always play

1410
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:28,599
Speaker 1: Devil's advocate, you know, because that's that helps everything. It's

1411
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,080
Speaker 1: important that anyone who may or may not be oppressed

1412
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:33,720
Speaker 1: knows that there's a different side that they should see

1413
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,880
Speaker 1: from the view of their oppressor, even if it's act

1414
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 1: of oppression, they must understand the good it's bringing them. Yes, absolutely, absolutely,

1415
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:45,080
Speaker 1: absolutely glad. Now no, this is wow, this is real

1416
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,320
Speaker 1: for real. Struggle with that a lot because and now

1417
01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:49,479
Speaker 1: even I'm thinking on the other side of it, it's

1418
01:17:49,479 --> 01:17:51,479
Speaker 1: like you want someone to speak up for you, like,

1419
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:56,679
Speaker 1: but the thing is like, oh no, no no, remember

1420
01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:59,280
Speaker 1: that we're also no no no, no, no no. But

1421
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 1: here's the thing and this is this sounds so maybe

1422
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,840
Speaker 1: you can speak to more with not probably not. It's

1423
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:06,559
Speaker 1: this is all I'm into. This is all I want

1424
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 1: to say, is that, like ally, SHEP is absolutely necessary. Um,

1425
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:16,000
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think we're all just we're all just

1426
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:18,960
Speaker 1: really trying to compete for like who can like speak up.

1427
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,680
Speaker 1: May tend to turn a phrase you don't have to

1428
01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:26,240
Speaker 1: stay in your lane, but don't jump the fucking medium.

1429
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:31,160
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty great. But does the median mean that

1430
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,920
Speaker 1: they're they're going the opposite way? Oh my goh my god.

1431
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:39,400
Speaker 1: And of course you would have you known. J Gould

1432
01:18:39,439 --> 01:18:41,640
Speaker 1: say you know, the medium is not the message that

1433
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,760
Speaker 1: we have to you know, understand how to look at

1434
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 1: a data set in a way that's holistic and not

1435
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:51,040
Speaker 1: focus on the abstract. Absolutely absolutely. I mean, guys, if

1436
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:54,800
Speaker 1: you want to talk more about a scientist the nineties

1437
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:57,439
Speaker 1: analyzing his own means with theloma diagnosis, I'm happy to

1438
01:18:57,439 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: stick around away we can do the is this for

1439
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:03,160
Speaker 1: the premium because after hour Billy has more access to

1440
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:06,680
Speaker 1: everything he knows than anyone I've ever met. Billy in

1441
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:10,320
Speaker 1: this and please this just come for me in the comments,

1442
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:17,400
Speaker 1: Billy is the most functionally hilarious person who's on the spectrum. Yeah,

1443
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:19,280
Speaker 1: and when he says come for me in the comments,

1444
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:22,640
Speaker 1: he's talking to you time time, talking for us. In

1445
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:29,479
Speaker 1: the comments of this episode, say um, just Billy Domino, God,

1446
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:32,799
Speaker 1: what a fucking treasure? Do you feel like a treasure?

1447
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:36,920
Speaker 1: Do you? One can never feel like a treasure? I

1448
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,320
Speaker 1: am not gold, I am not a chest. But can

1449
01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:41,600
Speaker 1: one feel treasured as one who has kept in the

1450
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,160
Speaker 1: heart as one is kept in the spears, one was

1451
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,439
Speaker 1: kept light? Yes, I do, in this moment feel like

1452
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:47,559
Speaker 1: a treasure because I'm sitting here. Do you think I'm

1453
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:50,280
Speaker 1: a candle in the background. Do you think that you

1454
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:55,760
Speaker 1: text us enough? We live across the country now, and

1455
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:58,400
Speaker 1: do you think that you text us enough? Now? I'm fired.

1456
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:00,640
Speaker 1: So what people who are out in the room right

1457
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:03,160
Speaker 1: now we're not seeing is that there's a table between

1458
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:05,559
Speaker 1: us that matin bowing on one side of and I'm

1459
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:08,200
Speaker 1: on the other side. But really it's not a table.

1460
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:14,120
Speaker 1: It's a standing for Nevada in New Jersey and Colorado,

1461
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:24,840
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania and Nebraska and Ohio and Iowa and Indiana

1462
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:28,320
Speaker 1: and Illinois, which is where we meet if we take

1463
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,920
Speaker 1: that particular route across the country. So what are you saying?

1464
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:33,000
Speaker 1: We should have to Chicago together for a weekend and

1465
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:37,760
Speaker 1: we shouldn't worry about and just have fun. Yeah, we're

1466
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:42,639
Speaker 1: in our thirties, Billy. What's your favorite movie? What's my favorite?

1467
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:44,680
Speaker 1: I know the answer to this, so yeah, there are

1468
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:48,720
Speaker 1: so my favorite movie is probably Boogie Nights, although I

1469
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 1: haven't seen enough Pete. I've never seen Mignoli and I

1470
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:55,400
Speaker 1: feel bad. It's a lot of frogs reading from the sky. Yeah,

1471
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:59,799
Speaker 1: and oh, I don't like that. And amphibians need to choose. Okay,

1472
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,360
Speaker 1: you're a fish or you're a reptile. You know what,

1473
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:05,439
Speaker 1: don't see any movie with Tom Cruise why, I mean,

1474
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:07,280
Speaker 1: I'd agree with that for financial but I live so

1475
01:21:07,479 --> 01:21:10,439
Speaker 1: close to all the Scientology center. That was literally the

1476
01:21:10,479 --> 01:21:12,920
Speaker 1: first thing I asked when we wouldn't pick me up

1477
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,520
Speaker 1: was like, we gotta you gotta drive me past Scientology

1478
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,280
Speaker 1: and that building. Let me tell you it screams. I'm fit.

1479
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,200
Speaker 1: I took these two or to want to drive around

1480
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,000
Speaker 1: around the side of what did you blast out of

1481
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:27,360
Speaker 1: my priest speecher Betty who who? Somebody loves you. People

1482
01:21:27,439 --> 01:21:29,960
Speaker 1: need to know that we are here for them. That like,

1483
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:33,000
Speaker 1: here's how you spot a scientologist in l A. If

1484
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,759
Speaker 1: you live in like that, you know, on that Silver

1485
01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:37,720
Speaker 1: Lake Glostre, laziest Hollywood border, you're gonna find them if

1486
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:39,760
Speaker 1: you ever want. I mean, you're gonna see the scientologist

1487
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:42,200
Speaker 1: slaves on the sidewalks, you know, handing out with the

1488
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:44,600
Speaker 1: free personality test things. But where you're really going to

1489
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,080
Speaker 1: see them with some consistency is there's a van. So

1490
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:49,719
Speaker 1: you're gonna find at Sunset and Virgil and you're gonna

1491
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:51,959
Speaker 1: go in there any night of the week, but particularly

1492
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:55,360
Speaker 1: a week night around twelve thirty am. And you're going

1493
01:21:55,439 --> 01:21:58,080
Speaker 1: to see multiple pairs of scientists and they will be

1494
01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:00,160
Speaker 1: together in pairs. They don't go out alone. As far

1495
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,080
Speaker 1: as I can tell, they dress a certain way. They

1496
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:03,920
Speaker 1: are they well even if they weren't, but they do.

1497
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:06,439
Speaker 1: They are still wearing their scientology uniform is going to

1498
01:22:06,479 --> 01:22:08,599
Speaker 1: be black pants and a blue or wide button down

1499
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:11,679
Speaker 1: shirt and usually a black vest. Because essentially their dresses

1500
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:14,160
Speaker 1: like helpers. It's attendance. We're here to guide you into

1501
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:17,120
Speaker 1: your spiritual journey. But because they're getting paid you know,

1502
01:22:17,439 --> 01:22:20,559
Speaker 1: literally slave wages, or I shouldn't say literally in that sense,

1503
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:23,200
Speaker 1: but like you know, they're being paid below minimum wages.

1504
01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:26,840
Speaker 1: What I'm looking for, um uh. They are out to

1505
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:29,320
Speaker 1: purchase always. They're never purchasing like a full load of

1506
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:32,439
Speaker 1: groceries or anything. There was buying one toiletree either like

1507
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:34,640
Speaker 1: a stick of deodorant or a new toothbrush, something of

1508
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:38,000
Speaker 1: that effect. And they're getting one personalized sized snack like

1509
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,560
Speaker 1: one of the tiny buckets of cheese it's or a

1510
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:43,880
Speaker 1: single milky way or something like that. And and I

1511
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:46,519
Speaker 1: don't it's so scary to watch. And all I want

1512
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:49,240
Speaker 1: to do is, you know, reach out and say hey, people,

1513
01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:52,720
Speaker 1: are here who aren't in that, But there's no like

1514
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,920
Speaker 1: it would almost, in some ways almost be a hate

1515
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:57,000
Speaker 1: crime to do that because you have you have to

1516
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,559
Speaker 1: approach as it's religion. What a scene. I mean, God,

1517
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm like I should write it. The fact, the fact

1518
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:06,920
Speaker 1: of the fact that they have something called the Celebrity

1519
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:10,559
Speaker 1: Center means that they want you to know that they

1520
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,960
Speaker 1: have celebrities and that that matters to them, and that

1521
01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:15,519
Speaker 1: is inherently fucked up. No, but do you know the

1522
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:18,160
Speaker 1: history they're like in terms of why please? It's like

1523
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:21,680
Speaker 1: the general idea of that is uh Ron Hubbard when

1524
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:23,760
Speaker 1: he was founding it was saying like, no, it's not

1525
01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:27,120
Speaker 1: about you know, getting a ground up like grassroots, you know,

1526
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,280
Speaker 1: we are the roots of the people. Fuck that. The

1527
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,360
Speaker 1: way you bring in people is you know he is said.

1528
01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:34,360
Speaker 1: He used the term celebrity in the exact same way

1529
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:36,639
Speaker 1: as someone will now say influencer when they're talking about

1530
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:38,960
Speaker 1: social media, and he's like, we need to get those

1531
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:42,200
Speaker 1: high profile people who can then spread our mess for them,

1532
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:44,120
Speaker 1: who people want to be like, and we then we

1533
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,400
Speaker 1: need to make scientology, you know, an essential part of

1534
01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:49,679
Speaker 1: that person's identity, and then trying to mimic that person's path,

1535
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:52,400
Speaker 1: be it Tom Cruise or and Archer. I mean, she's

1536
01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:57,400
Speaker 1: the big scientologist we're all interested in, and I think

1537
01:23:57,439 --> 01:24:01,519
Speaker 1: she's I think son is that guy, her son Mskovidge? No, no, no,

1538
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:05,160
Speaker 1: her son is this guy who? Do you remember that

1539
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:08,080
Speaker 1: documentary that came out I think not Martin Basher. It

1540
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:11,760
Speaker 1: was there was a BBC documentary one time about scientology

1541
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,720
Speaker 1: trying to figure out like what the ins and outs were,

1542
01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:17,360
Speaker 1: and um they were there. There was like a public

1543
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:20,400
Speaker 1: I'm forgetting the guy's name and Tommy something. I think

1544
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm almost Tommy. I can't believe it last name. And

1545
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:27,160
Speaker 1: he was like the voice of the church. And he

1546
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:29,840
Speaker 1: one time got the got the BBC reporter so upset

1547
01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:32,680
Speaker 1: that the BBC reporter like ended up screaming at him

1548
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:35,960
Speaker 1: on camera and they took him off the dock. But

1549
01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:40,360
Speaker 1: that is an Archer's son. Has Anna Archer been on

1550
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:45,000
Speaker 1: the pod yet? We're gonna bring it onto promote fatal attraction?

1551
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean what an opportunity. Yeah, I mean,

1552
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:52,000
Speaker 1: so Dave, our friend Dave Mazzoni, previous guest of the

1553
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:55,120
Speaker 1: podal thought he was saved. Friend Dave mcvidge, our friend

1554
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:59,479
Speaker 1: Dave just casually. I didn't know what he meant. But

1555
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:01,400
Speaker 1: the other day, remember this man, he was like, I mean,

1556
01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:04,680
Speaker 1: scientology is just as insane as Catholicism. But it's like,

1557
01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:08,120
Speaker 1: well no, well here's the here's where he was coming from.

1558
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:10,600
Speaker 1: He was saying that we don't know what Catholicism was

1559
01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:12,479
Speaker 1: like thousands of years ago. We don't know that they

1560
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:14,599
Speaker 1: have an imprisoned people. We don't know. There's a lot.

1561
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:19,000
Speaker 1: I mean, any organized religion have hot take here, they're

1562
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:22,479
Speaker 1: they're fucked up, ye like, and I'm not. I look,

1563
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:25,360
Speaker 1: your belief system is your belief system, but I do

1564
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:29,280
Speaker 1: believe there is a certain bizarre but like there's a

1565
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:32,479
Speaker 1: dark quality to organized religion, which is why the official

1566
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:38,080
Speaker 1: religion of Lost Cultures is non denominational Pentecostal. We're not

1567
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:41,439
Speaker 1: part of any formal you know, Southern meeting or anything

1568
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:44,400
Speaker 1: like that. We're just here to speak our truth any

1569
01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:48,240
Speaker 1: time we can, absolutely, And speaking of speaking truth now,

1570
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:51,120
Speaker 1: I think it's that time in the podcast where it's

1571
01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:54,120
Speaker 1: time to do I don't think so, honey. However, this

1572
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:55,880
Speaker 1: episode is a little different, isn't it about It's a

1573
01:25:55,920 --> 01:26:00,880
Speaker 1: little different. I think we're gonna try something new shoes.

1574
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:03,960
Speaker 1: Everyone in home gasps. This is kind of a bizarro

1575
01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:07,000
Speaker 1: take on I Don't Think so, honey. And this was

1576
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:12,280
Speaker 1: proposed actually by Billy a segment called I Doubt It's Sweetie.

1577
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:15,599
Speaker 1: Now explain how I doubt it Sweetie would be different

1578
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:17,320
Speaker 1: from I don't think so, honey. I'm not sure I

1579
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:20,360
Speaker 1: mean to Let's be clear. This started when I screamed

1580
01:26:20,439 --> 01:26:23,400
Speaker 1: jokingly at bone and one day or can you have

1581
01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:26,120
Speaker 1: me on the pod? Are we gonna do? I doubt it, sweetie?

1582
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:29,760
Speaker 1: So because of that miscommunication, we're now going to do

1583
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,920
Speaker 1: I doubt it, Sweetie, And I think we shud I'll

1584
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:34,920
Speaker 1: choose something that we're a little skeptical about, not something

1585
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:37,640
Speaker 1: that we hate. Yeah, I think, I think in our

1586
01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:40,160
Speaker 1: in my mind, it's just about like, you know, here's

1587
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,439
Speaker 1: that thing that you did. Weren't thinking about that, you

1588
01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:44,320
Speaker 1: didn't think what's going to be a thing. But I'm

1589
01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:47,280
Speaker 1: gonna tell you it's really actually I actually have one.

1590
01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:49,599
Speaker 1: You have one. Great, So let's start this off, Matt.

1591
01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:52,360
Speaker 1: It's gonna set the tone is hugely important to Matt.

1592
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,840
Speaker 1: Thank you for doing this. Matt. We've got one minute

1593
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:58,599
Speaker 1: on the clock for the first ever. I doubt it, Sweetie.

1594
01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:03,400
Speaker 1: And Matt Rodgers now it's sweetie. Time starts now. American

1595
01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:05,360
Speaker 1: Crime Story of season two is going to be about

1596
01:27:05,439 --> 01:27:10,960
Speaker 1: Hurricane Katrina. I doubt it, Sweetie. These have to be good.

1597
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:13,920
Speaker 1: They have to be like entertaining, engrossing, an entertainment way.

1598
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:16,080
Speaker 1: You're gonna kick it off with American Crime Story the

1599
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:18,880
Speaker 1: People versus O. J. Simpson, and then you're gonna cast

1600
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:22,200
Speaker 1: a Net Betting as someone we don't know. I doubt it, Sweetie.

1601
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm happy that a Net Benning is going to be

1602
01:27:24,479 --> 01:27:26,799
Speaker 1: on a show. I'm happy she's working with Ryan Murphy,

1603
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:31,240
Speaker 1: but really, and then you're gonna tease us and say

1604
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:33,000
Speaker 1: that the third season is going to be the murder

1605
01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:35,519
Speaker 1: of Gianni vers Statue and totally gag us and tell

1606
01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:38,200
Speaker 1: us that Penelope Cruz is gonna be playing Donna Tella

1607
01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:41,519
Speaker 1: and you expect us to sit through season two of

1608
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:45,879
Speaker 1: Crime Story and it's about Hurricane Katrina. I doubt it, Sweetie. Honestly,

1609
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,400
Speaker 1: I'm just not yet for it. When it's Ryan, I

1610
01:27:48,439 --> 01:27:49,880
Speaker 1: have to be gagged and I'm my guys here. I

1611
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:53,080
Speaker 1: doubt it, Sweetie. Also to be honest with you. I

1612
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:55,280
Speaker 1: just I don't know that American Crime Story can top

1613
01:27:55,320 --> 01:27:58,040
Speaker 1: o j Simpson as I doubt that's, Sweetie, And I

1614
01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:00,759
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess I'm cautiously optimistic. I trust everyone

1615
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:08,120
Speaker 1: but American Story, and that's one minute. I doubt it, doubted, Sweetie,

1616
01:28:08,479 --> 01:28:12,000
Speaker 1: doubt it, Sweetie, I care about you, but you you agree?

1617
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:14,960
Speaker 1: I agree? Yeah, it is weird the way they were

1618
01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:18,400
Speaker 1: rolling out the promotion for season three and season ahead

1619
01:28:18,439 --> 01:28:21,160
Speaker 1: of season two even coming in. It feels like they

1620
01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:25,280
Speaker 1: feel weird about their decision. Yeah, I think had he

1621
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:27,639
Speaker 1: come across, I know, so we know what Season four

1622
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:31,240
Speaker 1: is going to be, Charles and Diana. No, No, that's feuds,

1623
01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:38,040
Speaker 1: char the American Crime Story, Charles and Diana, idot that

1624
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:43,120
Speaker 1: classic American crime. But it's like it's like they're getting that.

1625
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:47,320
Speaker 1: I was auditioned along with our friend Jennie Jaffee for

1626
01:28:47,479 --> 01:28:50,360
Speaker 1: this pilot for the comedy Central was doing. They were

1627
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:54,120
Speaker 1: doing a quizble show. They paired people from college with

1628
01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:57,479
Speaker 1: a celebrity and so I could change Jeff and I

1629
01:28:57,520 --> 01:28:59,160
Speaker 1: eventually made to taping and we don't want you were

1630
01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:01,040
Speaker 1: paired with Christians and remember this, we went against the

1631
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:04,479
Speaker 1: Dartmouth team with Rachel drags and we want we got

1632
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:07,040
Speaker 1: like fifty bucks for it. Never made air, didn't hear,

1633
01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:09,320
Speaker 1: but I didn't even make it, didn't make it to

1634
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:11,040
Speaker 1: the show because they had the edition in threes and

1635
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:14,400
Speaker 1: narrows down to twos and then and but just on

1636
01:29:14,560 --> 01:29:17,360
Speaker 1: just the general dollars question of what is the capital

1637
01:29:17,479 --> 01:29:21,759
Speaker 1: of France or no, most capital of Germany Matta Roger's

1638
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:29,519
Speaker 1: ding ding Shimes in Belgium. Oh, I'm not smart. I

1639
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:36,680
Speaker 1: always tell that I'm not smart. Smartest people, Bull, that's

1640
01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:38,360
Speaker 1: what I mean. You saw what happened and wants to

1641
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:41,000
Speaker 1: be a millionaire. I mean, well, by the top by

1642
01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:43,519
Speaker 1: the time this, yeah, I know it's well, it's already

1643
01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:45,439
Speaker 1: been out. Wait, it's already been out. I thought it

1644
01:29:45,439 --> 01:29:47,840
Speaker 1: was four twice. Well, when we're recording this, it's going

1645
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:49,479
Speaker 1: to be out tomorrow. But this is coming out in

1646
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:51,800
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. If you didn't cut me off,

1647
01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:53,479
Speaker 1: you have heard me say, oh yes, because by the

1648
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:57,479
Speaker 1: time that this is available on iTunes, is this white,

1649
01:29:57,600 --> 01:29:59,720
Speaker 1: straight male energy and I don't like it on the

1650
01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:02,639
Speaker 1: show and it maybe it Billy made me fucking bang

1651
01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:04,439
Speaker 1: that the mic standard note if you can come to

1652
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:08,200
Speaker 1: Iguo Yang your I doubt it's, Sweetie. Is it's it's

1653
01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:11,200
Speaker 1: time for you? Okay, this is bause I doubt it, Sweetie.

1654
01:30:11,439 --> 01:30:14,160
Speaker 1: And as time starts. Now, Katy Perry trying to release

1655
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:16,840
Speaker 1: a fourth album and it's supposed to be good, I

1656
01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:20,400
Speaker 1: doubt it's, Sweetie, Katy Perry. I don't know what your

1657
01:30:20,439 --> 01:30:24,440
Speaker 1: POV is anymore, besides like going out on a Saturday

1658
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:29,320
Speaker 1: or whatever the funk it was before, Katie, I doubt it, Sweetie. Look,

1659
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:32,320
Speaker 1: I saw you perform live at Radio City Music Hall

1660
01:30:32,439 --> 01:30:35,680
Speaker 1: at the fundraiser concept for Hillary Clinton's campaign, and I

1661
01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:39,639
Speaker 1: think we lost because of you. Bernie would not have won,

1662
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:43,720
Speaker 1: but but Hillary would still have lost with you in

1663
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:46,519
Speaker 1: that fucking concert. I doubt it's, Sweete, Katy Perry. No

1664
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:49,200
Speaker 1: one needs you anymore. And I don't mean to mistreat

1665
01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:51,800
Speaker 1: our female pop stars and just really just go after them,

1666
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:53,880
Speaker 1: but I doubt it, Sweete, Katy Perry, I don't know

1667
01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:55,960
Speaker 1: what the chain to the rhythm is. At first, I

1668
01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:57,599
Speaker 1: was sort of gagged for it, but then I saw

1669
01:30:57,640 --> 01:30:59,479
Speaker 1: the video, and I know Matt was gagged for it.

1670
01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:01,720
Speaker 1: But I saw that video and the words that came

1671
01:31:01,720 --> 01:31:03,840
Speaker 1: out of my mouth where I doubt it, Sweetie, you're

1672
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:05,800
Speaker 1: gonna have it in a theme park, but not really

1673
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:08,280
Speaker 1: stick to your guns with like what the message was.

1674
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:10,640
Speaker 1: I doubt it, Sweetie. Like I get it, we're all

1675
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:13,040
Speaker 1: zombies and robots, but why add another unusual thing and

1676
01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:15,360
Speaker 1: being a theme parks To Katy Perry, I doubt it.

1677
01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:19,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think we were early to judge

1678
01:31:19,479 --> 01:31:21,000
Speaker 1: Chane to the rhythm. I think it's good. I think

1679
01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:23,080
Speaker 1: the messages gone. I think we were early to judge

1680
01:31:23,080 --> 01:31:27,920
Speaker 1: Martin O'Malley. I wanted to hear from what Pops would

1681
01:31:27,920 --> 01:31:29,640
Speaker 1: have would have done the Martin o malley benefit. I

1682
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:32,040
Speaker 1: think it would have been someone fun, someone who's doing

1683
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:37,679
Speaker 1: interesting works. She would have been games, John Edwards stuff.

1684
01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:40,040
Speaker 1: But Martin would have gone for Becky g to get

1685
01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:44,679
Speaker 1: that Latino vote. Absolutely, Um, Lincoln Chafey got Philip Glass.

1686
01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:47,800
Speaker 1: It didn't work out. But I mean, I mean it's

1687
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:52,679
Speaker 1: objectively a good decision, but just not a practical reach

1688
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:56,000
Speaker 1: for the for the votes. Now, Look, Katy Perry, I

1689
01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:58,080
Speaker 1: mean we I don't think we're too quick to judge

1690
01:31:58,080 --> 01:32:00,640
Speaker 1: because it's a fine song, but I feel like it's

1691
01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:02,839
Speaker 1: not charting, and so we were talking to our friend Amanda,

1692
01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:05,400
Speaker 1: and the studio is scrambling to get out another hit

1693
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:08,439
Speaker 1: that's gonna chart before her. They won't release her album

1694
01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:12,600
Speaker 1: until she gets a number one. It sucks, but I

1695
01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:14,760
Speaker 1: mean it sucks for everybody. But I'm just saying, this

1696
01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:22,880
Speaker 1: industry is a monster. It's horrible. So these doctors, Um, Matt,

1697
01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:26,080
Speaker 1: could you quickly do your impression of every like patient

1698
01:32:26,240 --> 01:32:29,720
Speaker 1: ever on you know, something like rays anatomy. But it's

1699
01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:36,280
Speaker 1: about them. They're the protectonist, these doctors. They don't know

1700
01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:43,519
Speaker 1: my husband, beautiful, beautiful Billy, it's time for your I

1701
01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:45,960
Speaker 1: doubt it's sweetie. Okay, we're gonna do an I doubt swete.

1702
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:48,439
Speaker 1: Okay unless you want to do and I don't think so, honey. Okay,

1703
01:32:48,439 --> 01:32:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be really honest with you. Can I do both? Yeah,

1704
01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:53,599
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it, all right. So this is about

1705
01:32:53,640 --> 01:32:56,920
Speaker 1: Billy Domino's I doubt it, Sweetie. Time starts now. You're

1706
01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:59,800
Speaker 1: gonna upgrade your Disneyland day passed to a season pass.

1707
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:04,599
Speaker 1: Actually use it. I doubted sweetie. You're buying this past

1708
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:06,960
Speaker 1: today and you're not even sure. Here at the window

1709
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:08,960
Speaker 1: should we do a park Copper. You don't even know

1710
01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:10,600
Speaker 1: what a park operates. And you think you're going to

1711
01:33:10,720 --> 01:33:13,200
Speaker 1: come down Anaheim regularly and make this a thing to

1712
01:33:13,240 --> 01:33:15,680
Speaker 1: the point where it pays off. I doubt it, sweetie.

1713
01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:17,920
Speaker 1: It took you so long to get down here. You've

1714
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,519
Speaker 1: been living in l A for three years and you

1715
01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:21,559
Speaker 1: kept saying, I'd love to go. I went to disney

1716
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:23,920
Speaker 1: World once. First of all, disney World is different. You

1717
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:25,960
Speaker 1: have to have a whole different mindset if you're going

1718
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:28,160
Speaker 1: to go to Disneyland. And so if you think you're

1719
01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:29,880
Speaker 1: gonna turn that into us something that's going to be

1720
01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:33,439
Speaker 1: financially worthwhile, I just doubt it. Are you gonna know

1721
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:36,000
Speaker 1: what restaurants to go to? Are you gonna know what

1722
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:38,960
Speaker 1: lines get into at the right time? And frankly, it's

1723
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:42,280
Speaker 1: just a hassle. Sometimes I doubt it, Sweetie, because I

1724
01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:44,840
Speaker 1: don't want you to commit to something right now that

1725
01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:47,280
Speaker 1: you're not ready to commit to, because we all know

1726
01:33:47,439 --> 01:33:51,679
Speaker 1: anything involving money is a scam. Because I doubted, Sweete,

1727
01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:53,720
Speaker 1: that you're actually ever going to make use of that.

1728
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:58,960
Speaker 1: So why don't you just go to Knotsbury Farm? Do

1729
01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:02,040
Speaker 1: you like knots very far. I've never been. Really, I've

1730
01:34:02,120 --> 01:34:06,000
Speaker 1: never been to a place. We're going to Universal Studios,

1731
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:10,120
Speaker 1: Hollywood tomorrow. Yeah, I heard about this. Um. We there

1732
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:12,880
Speaker 1: was a moment where we briefly considered not Spray Farm,

1733
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:13,800
Speaker 1: and then I looked it up and I was like,

1734
01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:17,240
Speaker 1: there's no fucking way, There's no It's like, it looks

1735
01:34:17,280 --> 01:34:19,760
Speaker 1: good for roller coasters. I've been to Disneyland once for

1736
01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:22,640
Speaker 1: a day I looked. I mean one. I had a

1737
01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:26,679
Speaker 1: six Flags membership last year and I actually gotta canceled

1738
01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:28,720
Speaker 1: because I stopped paying the bill on it. And they

1739
01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:31,320
Speaker 1: said these angry emails you would not expect from gonna

1740
01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:33,360
Speaker 1: be open park talking about it. They were going to

1741
01:34:33,439 --> 01:34:36,320
Speaker 1: come after me if I didn't pay my bill. Yeah,

1742
01:34:37,040 --> 01:34:39,000
Speaker 1: great value. Henry and I had a Susan passed to

1743
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:41,519
Speaker 1: a Great Adventure and we only use them once. Yeah.

1744
01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:45,040
Speaker 1: I used my good friend Alexis. We probably went like

1745
01:34:45,080 --> 01:34:47,080
Speaker 1: six different times. I even went by myself one day.

1746
01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:49,120
Speaker 1: It felt really good. It feels weird when you walk

1747
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:52,960
Speaker 1: around Valenci and the degree heat, but yeah, yeah, um

1748
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:56,800
Speaker 1: it described to me in three words what California Adventure is. Oh,

1749
01:34:57,240 --> 01:35:02,000
Speaker 1: it's good. Well, it's actually a dull fucking mess. Like, yeah,

1750
01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:05,640
Speaker 1: there's California screaming is good. It's it. I love what

1751
01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:08,519
Speaker 1: it's striving for, and it doesn't quite get there. Especially

1752
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:10,600
Speaker 1: now that Hollywood tire terror is gone. They're putting in

1753
01:35:10,760 --> 01:35:12,920
Speaker 1: some Avengers thing. I think. No, it's a Guardians of

1754
01:35:12,960 --> 01:35:17,360
Speaker 1: the Galaxy theme fucking thing. It sucks. I can't believe.

1755
01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:18,720
Speaker 1: All right, so now you're gonna do it? I don't

1756
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:20,400
Speaker 1: think so. Okay, Yeah, I'm sorry. I have to actually

1757
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:23,559
Speaker 1: do everyone because I respect your program. Yeah. Absolutely, We've

1758
01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:25,519
Speaker 1: done so many so it's like they know the lesseners

1759
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:27,439
Speaker 1: know what they're getting, but with Billy Domino they don't know.

1760
01:35:27,479 --> 01:35:29,400
Speaker 1: So this is Billy dominoes. I don't think so, honey.

1761
01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:31,720
Speaker 1: Time starts. Now you're gonna make me wear a black

1762
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:34,200
Speaker 1: suit to your wedding, I don't think so, honey. Okay,

1763
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:35,640
Speaker 1: if you're gonna have me to do wait as a

1764
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:37,040
Speaker 1: groom's in which I'm going through this weekend to a

1765
01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:39,040
Speaker 1: good friend of mine in San Francisco, I'm gonna do that.

1766
01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:40,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be happy to drive up and pay money

1767
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:41,840
Speaker 1: for it, But you're gonna let me wear the cold

1768
01:35:41,880 --> 01:35:43,760
Speaker 1: on my choice. I don't think so, honey, A black suit?

1769
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:46,679
Speaker 1: What is a fucking funeral? We're here to celebrate marriage.

1770
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:48,960
Speaker 1: We're gonna celebrate like we're not here to fucking more.

1771
01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:50,720
Speaker 1: And what is this? I don't think so, honey. If

1772
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:53,000
Speaker 1: you why wear a black suit? First of all, why

1773
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:55,240
Speaker 1: are wearing a black suit your funeral? Was you like that? Boring?

1774
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:57,320
Speaker 1: That doll? Do nothing but cry? Why can't we be

1775
01:35:57,439 --> 01:35:59,760
Speaker 1: more leans stuff? Why can't I beat trumpet? Why can't

1776
01:35:59,760 --> 01:36:01,200
Speaker 1: I just any color I want? I can dress and

1777
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:03,439
Speaker 1: gold like dress some moth. I'm here to be me

1778
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:06,639
Speaker 1: because me is what loved you. I don't think so, honey.

1779
01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:08,720
Speaker 1: And also, if you want me to wear black at

1780
01:36:08,760 --> 01:36:10,560
Speaker 1: your wedding as if I'm at a funeral, what is

1781
01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:13,240
Speaker 1: this the fucking morning of your bachelorhood? What is it

1782
01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:15,040
Speaker 1: you're not? You're said you're not gonna have sex with

1783
01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:17,280
Speaker 1: anyone else ever again, and that means I have to

1784
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:20,479
Speaker 1: be I have to celebrate with desaturated colors. Let me

1785
01:36:20,560 --> 01:36:23,679
Speaker 1: tell you this is I'm fearing. I'm a marriage should

1786
01:36:23,680 --> 01:36:25,760
Speaker 1: not be the death of sex. It marriages a time

1787
01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:28,680
Speaker 1: to get fuckedtual, time for you to go out and

1788
01:36:28,720 --> 01:36:31,519
Speaker 1: explore new things with a willing partner. I don't think so,

1789
01:36:31,680 --> 01:36:37,160
Speaker 1: honey minute, Oh come on, that's great. Honestly, I don't

1790
01:36:37,160 --> 01:36:38,920
Speaker 1: think i've ever seen you wear black to a wedding.

1791
01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:41,240
Speaker 1: I have a one black suit and I have to

1792
01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:43,240
Speaker 1: wear it this weekend to my dear friend Landy's wedding.

1793
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:45,880
Speaker 1: He and his lovely Brian Emily. They're getting married up

1794
01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:48,800
Speaker 1: in Oakland. I'm leaving tomorrow for it. I'm a groomless man.

1795
01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:50,560
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be there, but I have to

1796
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:53,120
Speaker 1: wear black. I don't wear black. I don't do it.

1797
01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:58,040
Speaker 1: And Billie's signature look is a pink fucking suit jacket

1798
01:36:58,160 --> 01:36:59,840
Speaker 1: and it is iconic and it looks great on him.

1799
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:01,600
Speaker 1: Like i've seen you were blue as well? No, no, no,

1800
01:37:01,720 --> 01:37:04,360
Speaker 1: not blue like like an off red. I'm color blind,

1801
01:37:04,760 --> 01:37:06,799
Speaker 1: that's true. Have you ever thought about getting the glasses

1802
01:37:06,840 --> 01:37:10,320
Speaker 1: and crying? Wait? Are their color as their glasses that

1803
01:37:10,360 --> 01:37:14,560
Speaker 1: look like my vision? Have you haven't seen this? This

1804
01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:16,360
Speaker 1: has been the one. This is like the new cochlear

1805
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:20,280
Speaker 1: implant video. This is like these glasses. They're not perfect,

1806
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:22,719
Speaker 1: but they help with saturation so they make a clear

1807
01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:25,120
Speaker 1: line between the different colors. I don't think I want

1808
01:37:25,160 --> 01:37:29,360
Speaker 1: to know, because then I'm gonna know, Wow, the world's

1809
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:31,439
Speaker 1: beautiful and I'm not seeing. But one, you can wear

1810
01:37:31,479 --> 01:37:33,200
Speaker 1: the glasses if you want to. And to let me

1811
01:37:33,240 --> 01:37:34,720
Speaker 1: just tell you, in ten years, you're going to be

1812
01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:36,640
Speaker 1: able to correct your color blindness. Literally, what's going to

1813
01:37:36,720 --> 01:37:39,880
Speaker 1: happen with um, what's crisper? With crisper? They're going to

1814
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:42,000
Speaker 1: inject a virus into your eyes. They've already done with monkeys,

1815
01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:45,919
Speaker 1: thank you Radio lab. That is going to essentially implant

1816
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:49,200
Speaker 1: the proper are they rods or cones for color? I

1817
01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:52,040
Speaker 1: think the rods? But what is it gonna do? Make

1818
01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:54,720
Speaker 1: me see everything brighter? No? Well, the glasses are going

1819
01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:57,000
Speaker 1: to make you see like you've told me before, like

1820
01:37:57,080 --> 01:38:00,160
Speaker 1: you you couldn't tell hair was brown or green. It's

1821
01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:02,400
Speaker 1: gonna help make it a starker version of in this

1822
01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:04,600
Speaker 1: case brown, at least it should, and it's gonna be

1823
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:06,599
Speaker 1: more likely to help you see you know the difference

1824
01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:08,400
Speaker 1: with that. But what's going to do when they inject

1825
01:38:08,439 --> 01:38:09,880
Speaker 1: the virus into your eyes and ten you're it's going

1826
01:38:09,960 --> 01:38:11,840
Speaker 1: to regrow the rods or the cones or whatever is

1827
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:13,960
Speaker 1: that you're missing, and then you're going to be able

1828
01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:15,680
Speaker 1: to see in color, So don't worry in yours. And

1829
01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:17,920
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna make my life better, I think

1830
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:20,080
Speaker 1: if you want to see things, it's all you want to.

1831
01:38:20,720 --> 01:38:22,519
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I'm mat No, Matt, is

1832
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:26,080
Speaker 1: it gonna make your life better? I doubt it? And

1833
01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:28,920
Speaker 1: on this to be continued. No, it's so good on

1834
01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:31,120
Speaker 1: closers like that. You're so good. I mean, I'm so

1835
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:34,479
Speaker 1: glad we're closing on Crispers Christpers. So it's not a virus,

1836
01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:37,200
Speaker 1: but it is a virus. But it's also the snippets

1837
01:38:37,280 --> 01:38:40,720
Speaker 1: of DNA from the virus that will express UM the

1838
01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:44,240
Speaker 1: phenotype of the rods and the cones, obviously, and that's why.

1839
01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:48,000
Speaker 1: But when doctor blessing, blessings, blessings to you all, Thank you, blessings,

1840
01:38:48,960 --> 01:38:52,080
Speaker 1: Thank you Jack. What at visit at Billy Domino. It's

1841
01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:57,439
Speaker 1: at Billy Dominoma dot com. Come on now, not just

1842
01:38:57,520 --> 01:38:59,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna block down. We'renna bleep that out.

1843
01:38:59,400 --> 01:39:01,760
Speaker 1: I mean, people, are you have my my email off

1844
01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:03,840
Speaker 1: of the spec script A different one, granted not my

1845
01:39:03,920 --> 01:39:06,599
Speaker 1: private one. So we're gonna so we're gonna bleep that out.

1846
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:08,200
Speaker 1: But just so everyone can know the shame of what

1847
01:39:08,320 --> 01:39:12,000
Speaker 1: he just did. Please actually bleep it, please, but like

1848
01:39:12,040 --> 01:39:13,800
Speaker 1: people need to know what he just tried to do,

1849
01:39:13,920 --> 01:39:19,599
Speaker 1: and you just ducks. Why don't you want to get

1850
01:39:19,640 --> 01:39:24,240
Speaker 1: an email? Because we have listeners and look, Matt, this

1851
01:39:24,479 --> 01:39:26,640
Speaker 1: is this is why don't you want to get it?

1852
01:39:27,520 --> 01:39:29,519
Speaker 1: But who? I will take an email because what we're

1853
01:39:29,520 --> 01:39:32,200
Speaker 1: tiptoeing around is I just got laid off from family

1854
01:39:32,280 --> 01:39:34,280
Speaker 1: guy a few weeks ago, and it is time for

1855
01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:36,360
Speaker 1: me to work, and it's time for ability to work.

1856
01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:37,680
Speaker 1: And he will find the work in no time. I

1857
01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:40,240
Speaker 1: have no doubt about it. Matt. Will I forgive you

1858
01:39:40,840 --> 01:39:43,880
Speaker 1: for this like you did not forgive me for contigate?

1859
01:39:43,960 --> 01:39:46,599
Speaker 1: We will find out. Does it personally affect you if

1860
01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:49,120
Speaker 1: people email Billity like it personally affected my enjoyment of

1861
01:39:49,160 --> 01:39:52,439
Speaker 1: RuPaul's Dragon? Yes? Absolutely? Who's to say that's all the

1862
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:57,920
Speaker 1: time we have um And then you can find Billy

1863
01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:01,120
Speaker 1: Domino on Instagram at mom's first oda in public school.

1864
01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:06,280
Speaker 1: It's an agenda we are pushing. I'm Yang, I'm Matt Rogers,

1865
01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:14,519
Speaker 1: and I'm just happy to be here. By This has

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01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:18,240
Speaker 1: been a Forever Dog production. Executive produced by Joe Cilio

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01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:22,240
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