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Speaker 1: Scotti. Ready.

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Speaker 2: I am energized because I had food poisoning two nights ago,

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Speaker 2: and I feel much better today.

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Speaker 1: So I feel like I've gone.

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Speaker 2: From ten percent me, I'm flying around eighty five percent.

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Speaker 1: Banana Boy number two right now here it is m.

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Speaker 3: Here it is.

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Speaker 4: A woman causes car crashes all around Boston, finally drives

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Speaker 4: through Fenway Gate where forklift operator smashes KRK car before

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Speaker 5: WHOA.

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Speaker 2: Now that is a headline that's almost like half the

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Speaker 2: story just.

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Speaker 1: In the headline. Well, buckle up, Beantown.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get really silly on this episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 6: Up.

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Speaker 3: Would you mind.

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Speaker 7: Mind pieces?

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Speaker 4: Guys, gals, non binary pals. Welcome to bananas I'm Kirk

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Speaker 4: Brown Older.

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Speaker 1: I am Banana Boy number two Scotty Landas.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast there

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Speaker 2: ever was coming to you from Los Angeles, and we

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Speaker 2: have a guest from Los Angeles, and we're just so.

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Speaker 1: Very happy to be doing this podcast for you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, And I'm so excited about our guests. Legitimately,

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Speaker 4: when they asked and I was like, let's get you

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Speaker 4: on the next day, so.

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Speaker 3: She's a very.

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Speaker 5: Funny stand up comedian. She's a very funny writer. You

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Speaker 5: have seen her.

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Speaker 4: She's got a half hour on Comedy Central. You've seen

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Speaker 4: her on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, You've seen

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Speaker 4: her on Conan. She's been a writer for Pause with

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Speaker 4: Sam Jay. She used to host a very popular podcast

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Speaker 4: with me that no longer exists. Please welcome to the show,

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Speaker 4: The Wonderful Megan Gailly, He Banana.

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Speaker 1: Boys, welcome back.

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Speaker 3: Welcome.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I'm so happy you led with a Boston story.

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Speaker 6: I I just got to write for the roast of

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Speaker 6: Tom Brady, which, as a gal from Indianapolis is a

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Speaker 6: dream come true to get to be mean to a

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Speaker 1: That's right, That's right.

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Speaker 2: Because during the for Kurdie b and the other non

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Speaker 2: football listeners, Peyton Manning was an Indianapolis Colts quarterback at

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Speaker 2: the same time Brady was a Patriots quarterback, and they

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Speaker 2: just would beat them a lot except once.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yep, yep, yep.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's such a And I know how much how

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Speaker 4: deeply you do care about ball, So.

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Speaker 5: That's that there must have been fantastic.

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Speaker 6: There's a sign over my shoulder that has the exact

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Speaker 1: I love that. Also, Tom Brady, what is he doing?

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Speaker 1: He looks I know, insane.

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Speaker 7: I know, I don't I feel. I don't want it

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Speaker 6: I hope all of all of you, guys, minus Kurt Scottie,

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Speaker 6: both my brothers, my husband, my son, and my father,

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Speaker 2: Do have a shockingly large, great group of women friends. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I'm around you. There's nine funny women around you, and

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Speaker 6: Nine screaming women. I know there's some there's some men

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Speaker 1: No, he's Tom Brady is just off the He is

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Speaker 4: One that time, and he came up to to what's

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Speaker 5: Talk about that.

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Speaker 3: Oh it was the roastmaster General.

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Speaker 1: Oh he said to.

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Speaker 4: Jeff Yeah he said it to Jeffrey, yeah yeah. And

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Speaker 4: he made a joke about the massage parlor thing, which it's.

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Speaker 6: Like, yeah, we all know, we can't joke about the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly what the guy who made we were going

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Speaker 4: I mean, you guys were told specifically you couldn't write

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Speaker 7: They will protect.

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Speaker 6: Them to the death, like literally to the bleeding brain death.

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Speaker 2: I hate roast. I don't like the roast. I've been

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Speaker 2: You're ever very bored and you go on, I guess

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Speaker 2: it's probably paramount now and watch the roast of Rob Low.

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Speaker 1: Right in the open. There I am in the open.

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Speaker 7: Everyone's been like did you go? And I was like, no,

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Speaker 5: Were you invited?

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Speaker 7: And I was like, nah, I'm gonna stay out.

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Speaker 8: They're not fun I recently wrote for a sh a big,

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Speaker 6: I like to believe if I had been like I

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Speaker 7: But I don't know.

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Speaker 6: up bonus episode about all the all of the strife

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Speaker 6: the last two weeks has caused not related to the

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Speaker 6: not related to the roast. The roast, unfortunately, Scotty was

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Speaker 6: a joyful writing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I have no problem. I've written for roast to.

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Speaker 2: I have no problem taking the job. I just find

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Speaker 1: Screw them?

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Speaker 5: Where you're on tour right now? Right, Megan?

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Speaker 7: I am.

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Speaker 6: I am doing an East coast tour. All of this

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Speaker 6: Boston on June twelfth.

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Speaker 7: Come and hear about that.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I maybe the worst luck Boston has ever had.

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Speaker 6: And I say that as an iris Catholic woman, so

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Speaker 6: We got really high and went to that really really

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Speaker 6: We know, we know how poorly behaved people are at

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Speaker 6: live comedy shows right now that. It's like, imagine if

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Speaker 6: sad people with no other skills. So it's like imagine

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Speaker 7: Hours being like play it again. It's not you gotta

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Speaker 7: you gotta smell some air man.

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Speaker 5: Do you want to hear about this Boston driver?

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Speaker 1: Yep, yes, sure do.

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Speaker 4: I chose this one free Megan. I like her, I

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Speaker 1: Teresa Gaily.

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Speaker 4: I literally slammed the back of my forklift against her

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Speaker 4: Had they not stopped her, she'd be out there doing

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Speaker 7: Okay, lady who drove the car? Forklift guy Chicago p D.

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Speaker 7: End of that movie?

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Speaker 7: I have been to Fenway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not proud of it.

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Speaker 6: I certainly didn't do it to ruin my dad's day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 5: Everyone left.

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Speaker 5: Traveled to Boston together.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then Field guy left Okay, okay, but then

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Speaker 1: It was so fun, and.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, when we were riding there, everybody was like

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Speaker 7: But that it also shows you how drunk everyone is.

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Speaker 6: Driving twelve friend's house in LA. My grandmother was from Pittsfield, Massachusetts,

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Speaker 5: God damn it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you need somebody to lift a car with

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Speaker 1: They'll do it in Boston.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, just a.

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Speaker 6: Cop hanging around too, Like it's like, what is your

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Speaker 7: Sir?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Well, you know I stand at Fenway and.

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Speaker 6: Casan Trump person tries to drive it on the field, duh, you.

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Speaker 2: Your first theory. She's so thirsty for attention. She was

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Speaker 1: We can't help you. Now she's like next stop Ted Williams.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she's got full glamor in that mug shot.

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Speaker 1: Mm h.

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Speaker 2: This was from Deanna Kannutsen or Deanna Knutson. I think

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Speaker 2: it's Knutsen. Woman contemplated divorce after learning her husband was

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Speaker 2: her cousin. Now they're stronger than ever.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 7: So afraid to find out where this story is from.

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Speaker 1: People dot com. Megan Gaily it was people.

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Speaker 7: I mean geographically Colorado. Oh thank god, Oh, thank.

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Speaker 6: God as someone from Indiana, you're just always afraid. You

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Speaker 6: live in fear of cousins being brought up.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 2: This was in People dot Com, written by the best

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Speaker 2: in the marriage biz David Chu.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, David Chew for all that you chew.

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Speaker 2: Colorado woman says that her thank you said that her

468
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Speaker 2: marriage to her husband has gotten stronger after they went

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Speaker 2: viral last year for revealing they discovered their cousins thanks

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Speaker 2: to a DNA test.

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Speaker 1: I mean, whoa, noia, We're doing good.

472
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 2: Selena Chon says, good, We're doing good. That's her quote.

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Speaker 2: That's what she told people about life with their husband,

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Speaker 2: Joseph and their three children. My husband and I made

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Speaker 2: it to our eighteenth year of marriage, so that's been

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Speaker 2: a blessing. We're just cherishing the moments. I feel like

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Speaker 2: it's brought us together even more. Selena and Joseph married

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Speaker 2: in July two thousand and six, and about ten years later,

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Speaker 2: Selena took my heritage GNA test to learn more about

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Speaker 2: her lineage.

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 2: I searched the family tree DNA another part of the search,

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Speaker 2: and I saw Joseph pop up there. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: this is the worst way to discover it's like you

485
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Speaker 2: want your long lost grandma.

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Speaker 1: To be like, this is your cousin. You don't know this.

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Speaker 2: Instead, it's just facts. Yeah, Selena told people last year

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Speaker 2: and I go oh no.

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Speaker 1: In March twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 2: Selena posted this clip to TikTok about the revelation and

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Speaker 2: it blew up, getting over four million views. Married my

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Speaker 2: husband in two thousand and six, she said, not thinking

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Speaker 2: anything of it. We had three kids, we got married.

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Speaker 2: I'm not thinking about it. We have three kids.

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Speaker 1: You know. The drill.

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Speaker 2: Come to find out that we're related and cousins. She

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Speaker 2: previously told people she wasn't sure to what degree with

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Speaker 2: the test indicating they had been second cousins, second to

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Speaker 2: seventh cousins.

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Speaker 5: Excuse me, okay, okay, okay, okay, so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they're not not first cousins. Yeah they're not first.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is just the logistics seen it, Selena.

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Speaker 2: Selena says she receives many negative comments about the post,

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Speaker 2: including from social media. Negative comments on social media.

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Speaker 5: Can you believe it?

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Speaker 7: Are you kids?

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Speaker 5: I found found myself.

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Speaker 4: I was watching a woodworking video on Instagram. I am

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Speaker 4: on old man Instagram. Okay, I'm watching boat videos I'm

510
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Speaker 4: watching woodworking videos. I watched this whole video of like

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Speaker 4: this person making a wooden spoon and then and it's

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Speaker 4: a very long video.

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Speaker 5: I'm committed.

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Speaker 4: I've committed about a minute and a half to watching

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Speaker 4: a man make a spoon.

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Speaker 5: And then right at the end, the craziest thing happens.

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Speaker 4: And then they take they have this one on the table,

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Speaker 4: and then a glass of milk comes in, and then

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Speaker 4: a and then a can of coffee grounds comes.

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Speaker 3: In and he uses the spoon to put the coffee.

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Speaker 4: Grounds just directly into the bill what then drink it

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Speaker 4: and then it ends and there.

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Speaker 5: Was no comments like what the fuck was that at

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Speaker 5: the end, and then I started typing.

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Speaker 3: A comment to it, and I was just like, what

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Speaker 3: am I doing?

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Speaker 7: Right then?

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Speaker 5: What am I doing?

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Speaker 7: Then?

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Speaker 4: I'm that guy that I'm essentially the guy who's putting

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Speaker 4: the If it's a joke, it's the funniest joke.

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Speaker 2: Maybe nobody watches it to the end. That's how we

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Speaker 2: kind of always just say crazy shit at the end.

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Speaker 2: It's like on SNL, the best sketches were the ones

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Speaker 2: right before the end of the show, like the one,

536
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Speaker 2: the one A one fifteen's were the craziest sketches, and

537
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Speaker 2: you're like, these are the only ones worth watching. I

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Speaker 2: thought it'd be really funny to put it out there,

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Speaker 2: Selena tells people. I did not know that it would

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Speaker 2: really turn into this negativity, So that was a shock. Still,

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Speaker 2: despite the negativity and deleting the post. But deleting the

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Speaker 2: post never felt like an option. I know I could,

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Speaker 2: she says, but this is my story and I'm going

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Speaker 2: to stick to it.

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Speaker 1: Again. We're talking TikTok here. This is so funny, right, this.

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Speaker 2: Is my story, this instantly digestible thing that nobody ever

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Speaker 2: remembers after they watch it. Ahead of posting the TikTok clip,

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Speaker 2: the couple told their children, two teenage sons and an

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Speaker 2: eleven year old daughter, again, kind of weird to put

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Speaker 2: your kids through this.

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Speaker 6: That's that's what I keep thinking, because it's like, Selena,

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Speaker 6: this doesn't like affect you, but like everyone's gonna wonder

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Speaker 6: if your kid's brains are.

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Speaker 1: Okay, doude, they have good brains.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna make them yeah, I mean, like every that's

556
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 4: like just ammunition for a bully at school. Yeah, your

557
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 4: parents are parents are very open about being cousins.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and this isn't like there's not a natural brand

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00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 2: integration here. It's not like our car caught on fire.

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Speaker 2: Ford gave us a free explorer. This is just like

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Speaker 2: we're cousins.

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Speaker 7: Yeah you're not. And you're not royalty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're not royalty.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, what do you already got the DNA test,

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Speaker 2: So that's already out of the picture, and this one

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Speaker 2: real politely and then we'll get into the other stuff.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, Selena said she felt depressed when she learned

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Speaker 2: about this DNA test. It led her to question your

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Speaker 2: marriage to Joseph at one point, but today their marriage

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Speaker 2: has not only overcome that, but it survived. They also

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Speaker 2: survived a flood that damaged their home last year and

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Speaker 2: left the family temporarily deplaced. But she says, this is

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Speaker 2: just so weird. But you know what, I'm gonna see

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Speaker 2: this as a positive thing, Okay, and hey, you know what,

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Speaker 2: this is what I'll go out on. Hey, you know what,

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00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 2: it's a blessing in disguise. Okay, it is all right, Okay,

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Speaker 2: gotta spin it up. I mean, yeah, maybe keep it

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Speaker 2: to yourself.

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Speaker 7: But also know holiday travels a lot simpler, now, all.

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Speaker 5: Right, I'll tease a sent to a thumbs up.

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Speaker 4: Scottie Hurts charges Tesla Model three renter two hundred and

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Speaker 4: seventy seven dollars fee for gas and won't back down.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, that's bogus hate. I hate first of all,

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Speaker 1: just a quickie.

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Speaker 3: Wait.

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Speaker 2: Blaney just got a DM from Blaine, who says Ireland

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Speaker 2: shout out for international bananimal.

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Speaker 1: There you go, Blaney, that's for you in Ireland.

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Speaker 4: Blaney, I'm going to Ireland in July. Up, DM me

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Speaker 4: tell me where to go.

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Speaker 7: Are you doing shows?

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Speaker 5: No, I'm just going with the fam.

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Speaker 7: That's amazing. I love Ireland. I lived in Belfast for

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Speaker 7: a little bit. I will send you some stuff.

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Speaker 6: People from Ireland have gotten at me and I want

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Speaker 6: to turn over a new leaf. I am of Irish

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Speaker 6: descent so much so I would like to move there.

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Speaker 6: And my Filipino husband, Leni, you can clear this up

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Speaker 6: for me. My Filipino husband is like, do they like Filipinos?

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Speaker 6: And I'm like the Irish like everyone.

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Speaker 5: It does seem like they like everybody.

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Speaker 1: Everybody likes Filipinos.

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Speaker 7: Everybody likes Filipinos.

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Speaker 2: Justin is thumbing their partner Michelle way up. Justin came

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Speaker 2: out as a non binary pal, and Michelle has been

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Speaker 2: so supportive and genuinely excited for them.

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Speaker 1: Fantastic thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: Michelle thumbs up justin we love our non binary pals.

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Speaker 2: On Banana's Poodcast, Kelsey McDonald is thumbing herself up for

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Speaker 2: finally getting out of the mortgage business and entering local government.

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Speaker 2: She will be a real life Leslie Nope in a

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Speaker 2: small city. Thanks for your awesome podcast and positivity. A

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Speaker 2: way to go, combs up. I think you can make

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Speaker 2: a difference in politics only in small cities out of smaller.

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Speaker 4: Lactly, and things actually will change because you can get

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Speaker 4: it done.

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Speaker 1: Christine Becker wants to give her daughter River two thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: River is five.

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Speaker 2: She is not a listener, but she just finished pre

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Speaker 2: k and is about to start kindergarten, and Christine is

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Speaker 2: so proud of River. River calls Kurt and I the

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Speaker 2: talkie guys and sneaks into the bathroom to turn off

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Speaker 2: the talkie guys when her mom is listening to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: In the shower.

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Speaker 2: So, River, keep up the great work. Sorry, we talk

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Speaker 2: so much, that's part of the medium. Caroline Lyons wants

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Speaker 2: to thumb herself way up for graduating with a second

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Speaker 2: master's degree in Shakespeare and performance. My God, after a

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Speaker 2: year of getting to play two queens.

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Speaker 1: And a witch wow sounds fun, she says.

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Speaker 2: Caroline listens to bananas as she falls asleep instead of

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Speaker 2: true crimes, so her dreams are silly. I get that,

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Speaker 2: I get that, I get that. And last, but not least,

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Speaker 2: certainly not least. Bethany Sandon wants to give a huge

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Speaker 2: thumbs up for Zena, her bestie, who switch careers to

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00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 2: become a hospice technician. She has spent over seven years

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Speaker 2: in a hospice house helping people in their final transition.

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00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: It's physically an emotionally challenging work, but Zena gets a

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00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 2: mega thumbs up to you and to all hospice workers

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Speaker 2: who make other people's lives better.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Zina Hugh.

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Speaker 2: That is emostally challenging work. If you have a thumbs

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Speaker 2: up for anybody, you could send it to The Bananas

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Speaker 2: Podcast at gmail dot com, go to Bananas podcast dot com,

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00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: or send it to our Instagram The Bananas Podcast at Instagram.

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Speaker 4: I had a hospice nurse, multiple hospice nurse stay with

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Speaker 4: my with me and my mom when my mom was dying. Boy,

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Speaker 4: and my goodness, it takes a very unique and individual

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Speaker 4: who's so.

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Speaker 5: Full of love to be able to do that job.

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Speaker 1: So it does thumbs up.

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Speaker 7: This will be no surprise to you.

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Speaker 6: Was a hospice nurse, oh for you, And I was

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Speaker 6: before the pandemic and I probably should go back, but

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Speaker 6: the kid going to messed it up.

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Speaker 7: I was a host to do that. I was a

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Speaker 7: hospice volunteer for many many years.

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Speaker 5: Really, so.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that is that is yes.

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Speaker 5: Full of love, Megan Gaily, full of love, full.

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Speaker 7: Of love for the dying.

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Speaker 6: I do say it makes me uniquely qualified to comment

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Speaker 6: on our two presidential candidates.

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Speaker 1: Fair, true and fair dude?

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Speaker 3: Is that a bit because it should be a bit?

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Speaker 2: All right, Banana the Week, Xena, your Banana of the week,

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Speaker 2: and just were dedicating this whole episode to hospice workers.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for all you do. That's a nice one.

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Speaker 5: We are here with Megan Gaily.

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Speaker 1: Of course.

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Speaker 4: You can see Megan on tour right now in Boston

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Speaker 4: and New York and Philadelphia and Stanford and Vermont Stamp

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Speaker 4: and Vermont, oh.

674
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 7: Gosh, and it's gonna be gorgeous. The Northeast in June.

675
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 7: I feel like I really oh, I love it, killed it.

676
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 1: You're gonna be really great here.

677
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 6: It is.

678
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 4: Hurts charges Tesla Model three renterer two hundred seventy seven

679
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 4: dollars fee for gas.

680
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 5: Won't back down. This was on the drive. This was

681
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 5: written by Nico the Madia.

682
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 7: He's a character in Cars, one of the tires shop owners.

683
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: A Fiat.

684
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might understand the shock that hurts customer Joshua

685
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 4: Lee felt when he saw the receipt for his rented

686
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 4: Tesla after returning the vehicle back to Hurts following a

687
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 4: weekend vacation in La Lee noticed he was hit with

688
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 4: an additional charge of two hundred and seventy seven dollars.

689
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 4: Why the additional money, According to Hurtz, that was the

690
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 4: cost of refueling the electric model No. Unfortunately, for Lee,

691
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 4: the further he pride the company for information, the more

692
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 4: Hurts doubled down and the more confused he became. Uh

693
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 4: so this is it's I mean, it's just like he

694
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 4: went above and beyond. He contacted these people. I'm not

695
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 4: going to read this whole thing. He went above and

696
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 4: beyond over and over and over again, and they refused

697
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 4: every single time. Uh then after this article comes out.

698
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 4: This article comes out in May eighth. On May ninth,

699
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,760
Speaker 4: after the article came out, that's when Hurtz refunded.

700
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 5: The money to him. Hurts is a piece of shit company.

701
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 3: Oh they sucks.

702
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 4: I was stranded. Okay, So we were Lauren and I.

703
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 4: Lauren was pregnant, Olive was two years old, and Lauren

704
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 4: was like really pregnant, and we had rented a car in.

705
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 3: In I guess.

706
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 5: Richmond, Yeah, the Richmond Airport.

707
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 4: I called Hurtz and been like, hey, we're not going

708
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 4: to bring a you know, a car seat with us,

709
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 4: but we need a car seat. And they said, you

710
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 4: have car seat on your reservation. There will be a

711
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 4: car seat for you when you get there. We got

712
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 4: there and the lady was just like, we don't have

713
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 4: a car seat, and I was like no, no, no.

714
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 4: I called and I made sure to have the car seat.

715
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 4: She's like, yeah, well we don't have it. And I

716
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 4: was just like I so I have a child and

717
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 4: I have a want to and we're and we have

718
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 4: to go on and it was like ten pm and

719
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 4: I was like, and we have to go on crazy

720
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 4: mountain roads to drive up into the mountains tonight and

721
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 4: there's a lot of deer.

722
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 2: Like my daughter loves rolling down the windows and standing up. Okay,

723
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 2: it's gonna get crazy in a hurry.

724
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 5: She she got pissed off at me.

725
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 4: Well, I was like trying to make and then Lauren

726
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 4: came up and was like very worried, and so it's

727
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 4: just like, why are we called there should be a

728
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 4: car seat. She just goes, I'm not talking to you too,

729
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 4: and walked away, closed the door and didn't come out,

730
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 4: and then closed her store in front of us. It

731
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 4: was bonkers insane. And then the guy at Enterprise next

732
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 4: door was like, laura't you I'll go get a car

733
00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 4: seat for you.

734
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 3: Man, I get it. You got a kid like here,

735
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 3: let's just rent.

736
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 4: And I had to rent a four hundred dollars car

737
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 4: from Enterprise that day. And then I went ape shit

738
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 4: on hurts and I kept emailing them, and I kept

739
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 4: emailing them, and I kept emailing them, and there's like

740
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 4: nothing we can do about it, like and I was like, no,

741
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 4: you're on the wrong. You need to refund our money

742
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 4: and you have to pay for this other car that

743
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 4: we rented.

744
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 3: They did it.

745
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 4: They wouldn't. They wouldn't, they wouldn't. And then I went

746
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 4: on Twitter, and then I complained on Twitter, and then

747
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 4: they refunded the money.

748
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 3: They are a piece of ship.

749
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 4: Company rented from them again, and I will net like

750
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 4: everyone out there, do not rent from Hurts.

751
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 3: I know that there's probably going to be some problems

752
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 3: with me.

753
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 6: Really, it's it's very strange how little respect and acknowledgment

754
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 6: the car seat request gets because it is actually necessary.

755
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,280
Speaker 7: It's not just like hey, if you bring it, great, if.

756
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 6: You don't, don't like you and and like we are

757
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 6: beholden like it's not I'm not asking for it for

758
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 6: silliness to put like my person.

759
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 7: Like it's literally because there is a baby, a baby.

760
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 7: I've I've I've had instances where I'm like, listen, I.

761
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 6: Know this is annoying. I need it to be rear

762
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 6: facing that like is the law. And they're like, of course,

763
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 6: and it calms and it's like a front facing.

764
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 7: Booster and I'm like, that's I How who did I

765
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 7: talk to a mad ghost?

766
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 5: Like?

767
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 7: This is not how this is supposed to be going.

768
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 6: I don't even I'm like, chill too. I've held my baby.

769
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 7: Loose on a bus in the Bahamas.

770
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,919
Speaker 6: Like, I'm not even that big of a problem, but like, yeah,

771
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 6: I've held a drink and my baby on like a tram.

772
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 7: Okay, so like I'm the least of your concern, but

773
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 7: like and so yeah, I.

774
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 6: Just put them in the front facing and then he

775
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 6: puked all over himself and the car seat, and I

776
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 6: was like, I guess we're.

777
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: Even Yeah, sorry.

778
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 2: Recently because we were driving between shows. But the first

779
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 2: time I came to Los Angeles was I was dating

780
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 2: a woman who was doing Pilot season. So this was

781
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: when Pilot season was still a very big thing. We

782
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 2: needed a car. We both lived in Brooklyn at the time.

783
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 2: We didn't have a car, so we rented one from

784
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 2: Hertz and we drove cross country, rented a little place

785
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: in West Hollywood, and she auditioned for five weeks and

786
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 2: I tried to write and meet people for five weeks.

787
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 2: And at the end of it, she flew back, and

788
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 2: then I was staying a couple days to hang out

789
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 2: with friends, and so then I called her, so I

790
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 2: was like, hey, So I was wondering if I could

791
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 2: drop this off at LAX instead of JFK, and just

792
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 2: wondering how much that would cost. And the woman on

793
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 2: the line goes, oh, sure, absolutely, no problem at all, absolutely,

794
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 2: And I go and she goes, well, it looks like

795
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 2: your original rental was sixteen hundred dollars.

796
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: For the five weeks. I go, yeah, that's right.

797
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 2: She goes, great, awesome, absolutely, So if you want to

798
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 2: leave it at LAX, the drop off is on Airport

799
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 2: Boulevard and I'm like, yes, exactly, and she goes, it's

800
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 2: going to be six thousand dollars.

801
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 1: Of six thousand dollars.

802
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 3: It was gonna be rice of another car.

803
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: It was going to be five four hundred dollars additional dollars.

804
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 2: So I drove it back by myself. It was the

805
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 2: third time I did across the country trip. I drove

806
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 2: it to New York in three days because hotels and

807
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 2: gats were about two hundred dollars.

808
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 1: But yeah, it blew.

809
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: I was like to leave it, and she was like, yeah,

810
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: it's the initial charge, but also the relocation fee and.

811
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.

812
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 7: La doesn't have or need cars.

813
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, so no, and yeah, I'll never forget it. It

814
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I could have bought this whatever Chevy

815
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 2: it was, I can I Also, this is not.

816
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 6: In defense of Hurts. I think two things can be

817
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 6: true at the same time. Yes, this guy sounds annoying too.

818
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's annoying.

819
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 6: Like I'm like, Hurts is annoying and he's annoying. And

820
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 6: I'm kind of glad that they got to fight with

821
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 6: each other. I'm glad they found each other.

822
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does.

823
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 2: It's so good they've met each other. This could be

824
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 2: a cosmic connection. This could be a meet cute for

825
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 2: these two over the phone. Man, it is funny that's

826
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 2: called Hurts, and then it's just like I hurt Yeah.

827
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 6: There there's like a it's like the biggest RV dealer

828
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 6: in the world is in Indiana, of course, And I

829
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 6: did not realize that this was a strange name until

830
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 6: I lived anywhere outside of Indiana, and the dealership is

831
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 6: a man's name and it is Tom Raper.

832
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's like and it's billboards. They've got like

833
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 7: an RV museum, and it's like no one at any

834
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 7: point was like.

835
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 5: Hey, how about it, how about you pal Raper?

836
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, er.

837
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 7: Raper, And he's like, it's Tom Raper and I want

838
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 7: it on every sign.

839
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 5: There was a guy where were we just Scottie with

840
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 5: the guy with the long Minneapolis, Minneapolis. Yeah, do you

841
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 5: remember his name?

842
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: Yes? I can remember.

843
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 4: It was it's just a sign where this it's a

844
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 4: horrible photograph of this man who I guess Chris Lindall.

845
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: You're talking Chris Lindall.

846
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 4: Chris Lindall in Minneapolis, and it's his arms are freakishly long.

847
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's just got them all the way out.

848
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 4: We were just talking about it, and they're all over Minneapolis,

849
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 4: They're everywhere, and we're just talking about it.

850
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 3: It's just like, if you're what do they what does

851
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 3: he do? He sells?

852
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 2: I think he's like I think it's like cash checking

853
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 2: or something. It's something with finance, like instant financing or

854
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 2: money lending or something where.

855
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, we got this one photo.

856
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 4: Man, you don't look good and your freakishly long arms

857
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 4: look even longer than they are, and he's like printed

858
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,760
Speaker 4: and use that one. I mean, it's it's actually brilliant

859
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 4: because you just look at it and he must have

860
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 4: extended them a little bit.

861
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 3: Did the one you showed up?

862
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: I did tell you a photo.

863
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 2: I went to a Twins game and they had one

864
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 2: where his arms were getting longer at the Twins game,

865
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 2: So it's either he's just leaning.

866
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: Into the joke.

867
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we were saying, what if he does have

868
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 2: arms down to his ankles. What if his hands are

869
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 2: all the way down, so he's just getting ahead. So

870
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,959
Speaker 2: when you walk into his money cash laundering plays or whatever,

871
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 2: he's just like, I know, I know.

872
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: Board with these things bring it in.

873
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 6: Most billboards are men looking terrible, and it's like, there's

874
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 6: a lot of options.

875
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 7: You could have a cartoon, you could have it touched up.

876
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 6: I'm sure you have a wife who looks good and

877
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 6: they're just like, nope, my nose is red and giant,

878
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 6: and I'd like it on top of the highway.

879
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 4: And also for advertising, it actually does work because you

880
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 4: talk about it, you remember it.

881
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you think about it, that's.

882
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 7: All you feel bad.

883
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 6: So you're like, I should spend money so they could

884
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 6: maybe fix their roseatia.

885
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: I'm going to do this one just because I love

886
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 2: this Bananma's aim so much. Aarusa Karan sent this in.

887
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: That's a good name, a russo a r oo s a.

888
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: That is a beautiful name. Arusa Kuran.

889
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 2: This was in Yahoo News but also on pet Helpful

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00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 2: pet helpful dot com The Big One, We got the

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00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 2: Big One? Written by Natalie Hogi or Hogue We're going Hogi,

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Speaker 2: who's the best? In the pet Helpful biz, tourist is

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Speaker 2: mauled by brown bear after rolling down window to take

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Speaker 2: a selfie with it. I mean, what we have to

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Speaker 2: know by now. Also, there's a couple of twists in here.

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Speaker 2: There's a couple twists. How old do you think this.

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Speaker 1: Person is that took a selfie with a twenty eight?

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Speaker 1: Twenty eighth? Great?

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Speaker 7: Okay, he thinks twenty eight? I also like, I also

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Speaker 7: think they could be sixty five?

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Speaker 2: Great, guess we're going twenty and sixty five. Have you

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Speaker 2: ever heard uh? Have you ever read a headline and

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Speaker 2: immediately clicked to read more because it sounded crazy and unbelievable?

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Speaker 1: Great question. Natalie Hogi from pet Helpful People magazine chares.

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Speaker 3: Story clickbait On this total clickbait story.

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Speaker 2: On April twenty fourth, a tourist had been mauled after

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Speaker 2: trying to take a selfie with a bear. I thought

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Speaker 2: for sure it would be a young person, maybe a teenager.

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Speaker 1: How wrong was I?

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Speaker 2: A Scottish tourist named Moira Gallagher seventy two, was vacationing

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Speaker 2: in Romania, as.

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Speaker 1: The Scots just love to do.

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Speaker 2: They can't get enough of Romania with her with her

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Speaker 2: friend Charmian Widowson, and they.

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Speaker 1: Decided to take these names our.

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Speaker 2: Carmian Widowston and they decided to drive through their Carpathian Mountains.

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Speaker 1: What a fun vacation.

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Speaker 2: They saw two brown bears near the side of the

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Speaker 2: road and stopped to take photos. Moira explained how she

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Speaker 2: ended up being bitten by the bear in an interview

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Speaker 2: with STV News. What happened was the bear came up

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Speaker 2: to my window at my friend's side and no problem.

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Speaker 1: It led us to take a.

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Speaker 3: Picture, went away and no problem.

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Speaker 2: Window up, no problem, but I didn't get a proper picture,

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Speaker 2: so we went back till it was on my side.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: Moira's friend Charmaine explained what happened next. I thought he

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Speaker 2: wanted to be friends.

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Speaker 1: She said.

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Speaker 2: The bear came up and wanted to get into the car,

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Speaker 2: but he started getting into the car and bit my

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Speaker 2: other friend. The treating hospital confirmed that a foreign patient

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Speaker 2: was being treated on her right hand after being bitten

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Speaker 2: by a bear. Fortunately for Moira, she had on a

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Speaker 2: thick padded jacket that saved her from getting more than

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Speaker 2: just a bite on the hand.

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 2: I was wearing my padded jacket and the top and

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Speaker 2: another top. That's what saved my arm. I've been very,

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Speaker 2: very lucky, sins Moira. Wow man Wow, positive spin for

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Speaker 2: those Scott's ladies.

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Speaker 6: I guessed older because I know we love to talk

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Speaker 6: about like how obsessed with screens younger generations are, and

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Speaker 6: especially like even like kids, but like, have you ever

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Speaker 6: seen a boomer with an iPad?

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Speaker 7: Like they will not look up from it? Like they

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Speaker 7: are so obsessed with.

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Speaker 6: The social media and Facebook and emailing and giant font

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Speaker 6: their sorority sister from forty years ago, Like they are

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Speaker 6: more into it than we are.

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Speaker 4: My favorite person in the whole wide world is the

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Speaker 4: person with the iPad at the concert filming Hollywood Ball.

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Speaker 2: Every time you go to the Hollywood Ball, there's somebody

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Speaker 2: filming on an iPad.

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Speaker 5: It's it's like an iPad.

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Speaker 4: To be that unaware of other people is crazy. It's

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Speaker 4: like my blows my mind. And like to be holding

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Speaker 4: up essentially a sheet of paper blocking people's view is

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Speaker 4: so crazy.

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Speaker 7: And like even if you take the blocking the view

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Speaker 7: out of it. It's like, aren't you embarrassed?

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 7: When I'm kilminger, I'm like, everybody must think I'm like

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Speaker 7: so stupid, you know.

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Speaker 6: But then you look around and everyone is filming, and

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Speaker 6: then I'm like, oh, we're all stupid.

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Speaker 7: Now, I guess I'm going to put it away. And

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Speaker 7: then you're like, I wish I had had that, Like.

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Speaker 6: It's really this the concerts I've seen that someone at

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Speaker 6: a wedding photographing on an iPad a wedding. People taking

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Speaker 6: photos at a wedding is even crazier because it's like there's.

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Speaker 5: A professional it's being documented and then sending them.

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Speaker 4: So I remember when we got married, like a bunch

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Speaker 4: of like my mom's friends would then immediately email me

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Speaker 4: bad low res versions of the photographs that we definitely

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Speaker 4: had for the photographer who was there, and it was

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Speaker 4: just like they're coming in hot like day of you know,

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Speaker 4: yeah not good.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Like I understand, like, oh this group, you get

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Speaker 6: a picture and then we're doing that. Sure, Like I

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Speaker 6: but like to be like I'm gonna be the one

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Speaker 6: who gets the photo of the bride down the ie.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna thank me, They're gonna frame this I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 7: Lean leaning over. What are you doing?

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Speaker 6: I just for you?

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Speaker 1: I do?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, like I you know, obviously I feel bad for comedians,

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Speaker 6: but like how demoralizing have like iPhones been for photographers,

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Speaker 6: like actual photographers being like yep, uh huh.

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Speaker 5: You all do what I do?

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep, No, it's really bad. Is classmates dot Com

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Speaker 2: still around?

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Speaker 1: Does that exist?

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you right now, Scotty.

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Speaker 1: Does classmates dot Com? That one?

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Speaker 2: Nobody advertise more and lost harder to Facebook and MySpace

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Speaker 2: and classmates dot com. But when you were talking about

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Speaker 2: people being on their iPads, somebody on their iPad taken

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Speaker 2: photos of the concert has to be on classmates dot

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Speaker 2: com like.

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Speaker 7: That.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Also, nobody I've ever met has ever used it. No

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Speaker 2: older person I've ever known has ever used So.

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Speaker 5: My mom definitely did.

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Speaker 4: She got married to a person she went to high

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Speaker 4: school with both you know, when she was like sixty four.

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Speaker 2: So what we've established is we're not going to get

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Speaker 2: sponsored by Hurts on this podcast, but classmates dot com

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Speaker 2: is still in play.

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Speaker 5: Maybe classmates dot Com.

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Speaker 3: I got a story.

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Speaker 4: Megan, thank you so much for being on the show.

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Speaker 4: You are fantastic and wonderful. It was really the hour

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Speaker 4: flew by so quickly, and that's how you know it's

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Speaker 4: a good app Go see.

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Speaker 2: Her East Coast, Burlington, Stamford, Boston, Philly, New York City, Brooklyn,

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Speaker 2: Union Hall, Burlington Comedy Club, probably others I can't remember.

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Speaker 5: And where can everybody find your information?

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Speaker 7: Low You can go to my instagram. It's at Better

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Speaker 7: Megan Gaily.

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Speaker 6: I do believe I have plugged that on this show

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Speaker 6: before and there wasn't Megan Gaily and I needed to

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Speaker 6: teach her a lesson.

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Speaker 7: So I am Better Megan Gaily, M E G A

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Speaker 7: N G A I L E Y. And there are

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Speaker 7: links to all of the shows on my Instagram.

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Speaker 5: Go for being here. It was nice to do a

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Speaker 5: podcast with you again.

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Speaker 6: It's so it's bittersweet, bittersweet, butt heads, bananimals.

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Speaker 7: I'd love to see you.

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Speaker 6: You're some of the best, and I know it'll be

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Speaker 6: hard to get a sitter, so it'll be extra extra

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Speaker 6: special to me if you're able to come out.

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Speaker 1: Buh. Bananas by Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 5: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 5: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard and.

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 5: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 5: intern

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Speaker 1: MHM