Speaker 1: It's the Best Bit of the Week with Morgan two.
Speaker 2: She's breaking down the top seven segments from the Bobby
Speaker 2: Bone Show this week.
Speaker 3: Happy weekend, everybody, welcome to Best Bits Part two, where
Speaker 3: we get caught up on the Bobby Bone Show. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna show the top seven segments from the show this week.
Speaker 3: Maybe you've heard them, maybe you've heard none of them.
Speaker 3: Whatever you're doing here, I'm happy that you're hanging out,
Speaker 3: so let's.
Speaker 1: Get into it.
Speaker 3: Amy was invited by a celebrity sidekick to be on
Speaker 3: her new podcast, but Amy's not so sure, so she
Speaker 3: decided to see if anybody else on the show might
Speaker 3: be interested in doing this.
Speaker 4: Number seven, Amy was offered a reading from the Long
Speaker 4: Island Medium because she's coming to town. Yep, do you
Speaker 4: think she should do it? Yes?
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 5: I was thinking, I don't really know how I feel
Speaker 5: about it, but.
Speaker 4: I don't believe it, but I still think it'd be fun.
Speaker 5: I know, but I was going to offer it to
Speaker 5: one of y'all. No why, because I started to think
Speaker 5: about it and for me, like, I don't know, it
Speaker 5: just doesn't when day Monday, what time evening? Let me check?
Speaker 5: Let me pull up the email.
Speaker 6: Why are you asking? You think you're gonna do it?
Speaker 4: I do it.
Speaker 1: I do it on a podcast, that's what. So that's
Speaker 1: sort of what it is.
Speaker 5: She is coming out with a podcast. So she's always
Speaker 5: had her show, and then she's launching a new podcast.
Speaker 4: Do you want a booker? Mike? Okay, an interviewer? And
Speaker 4: then I take a reading. I can't believe you don't
Speaker 4: want to do that again. I don't believe it, So
Speaker 4: it wouldn't be like I can't wait, I don't even
Speaker 4: know what's her name, Sally charthas Teresa Kpudo.
Speaker 5: And that's so that's the new It's a new video
Speaker 5: podcast called a Reading with Teresa Capudo.
Speaker 4: Oh is she wanting to put you on her podcast
Speaker 4: while she does it?
Speaker 5: That's what she's going to be in town. She's coming
Speaker 5: to town and it's going to be on her the
Speaker 5: launch of her new podcast.
Speaker 4: It's going to be on her podcast.
Speaker 6: Yes, and you're cool with doing the whole reading?
Speaker 4: I would want to do it on my podcast to
Speaker 4: promote her podcast, right right?
Speaker 6: But what if.
Speaker 4: Why we just get it over to well, I'll sort
Speaker 4: of yeah, what if she wants I'm gonna die I
Speaker 4: don't believe it.
Speaker 5: Yes, so back in like, it's just funny how connections
Speaker 5: like come around. Back when I did Nashchat, when the
Speaker 5: show Nashville was in town and CMT would do this
Speaker 5: thing on Facebook Live and talk about the show after
Speaker 5: and all the people would come up. One of the
Speaker 5: producers for that she lives out in LA but we
Speaker 5: still keep in touch from time to time, and she's
Speaker 5: working with the company that's doing this. So she hit
Speaker 5: me up and she was like, Hey, would you want
Speaker 5: to do this?
Speaker 4: Oh that's cool. Well, if they want you, you should
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 1: No, I already hit her up.
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, so me or like maybe somebody
Speaker 5: else from the show might want to do it. I can't.
Speaker 4: I'm in they hit her up to get to you. No,
Speaker 4: they did it.
Speaker 1: That's the reason.
Speaker 4: Don't understand how big Amy's podcast is.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 6: But like you think if she went back to the
Speaker 6: producer and said like, hey, Bobby wants to do it,
Speaker 6: they'll be like, no, no, we're good, We're just gonna do
Speaker 6: you Amy.
Speaker 4: Or now if it's not you, we don't want anybody.
Speaker 4: They might say that maybe.
Speaker 5: No, trust me, if we circle back with you, Bobby
Speaker 5: they're gonna be like, fantastic, Yes, we did it because
Speaker 5: literally it worked. Honestly, this is gonna be better.
Speaker 6: Dude, that's crazy. You want to do this.
Speaker 4: Well, the thing is, there's a lot of information about
Speaker 4: me out there. Oh yeah, and anytime that I've met
Speaker 4: with people, they've I feel like just claw come through
Speaker 4: the internet and found it. But I'm up for it.
Speaker 5: Past celebrity readings include Meghan Trainer, Jim Parsons, Tiffany Hattish,
Speaker 5: Kelsey Grammer, Cynthia Nixon, Bunny XO, Chris Metz. I mean
Speaker 5: there's a lot, Danica Patrick.
Speaker 4: We will reach out and I think that would be
Speaker 4: cool if we were able to do it. And I'll
Speaker 4: take the reading.
Speaker 5: The Zario Dowson.
Speaker 4: Okay, now you're just saying people speaking of her.
Speaker 6: Of course we all know her.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I'll get this over.
Speaker 4: I can get a long eliey medium reading. That'll be fun.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan
Speaker 8: number two.
Speaker 1: There's been a lot.
Speaker 3: Of vehicle stories recently with the show members, and this
Speaker 3: week was no exception. Eddie dealt with the situation after
Speaker 3: he accidentally cut somebody off and he got flipped off
Speaker 3: by who you're going to be really surprised by. And
Speaker 3: then I nearly got hit by a car in a
Speaker 3: parking lot of a Walgreen. So things are getting crazy
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 4: Number six EDDI got flipped off by a kid.
Speaker 6: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 4: How old, ten years old.
Speaker 6: I couldn't believe it. So I'm driving down the road
Speaker 6: right and I have to turn right. I'm in the
Speaker 6: middle lane. I have to turn right, so I gotta
Speaker 6: get over. I'm running out of real estate. So I
Speaker 6: put my signal light on, but I guess I cut
Speaker 6: off a car. Cut off a car I didn't mean to,
Speaker 6: and I saw it. They honked at me. It was
Speaker 6: a mini van, and I look in the rear view
Speaker 6: and I see, oh okay, it's a lady in a
Speaker 6: minivan and she's like laying on the horn. Done and
Speaker 6: so whatever. I keep trying to turn. I get on
Speaker 6: the right lane and they just gun it past. They
Speaker 6: go right next to me, and she lays on the
Speaker 6: horn again. So I look over. I'm like, what, lady,
Speaker 6: And in between me and the lady is a ten
Speaker 6: year old kid giving me the finger.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, I was like and that mom is
Speaker 5: probably proud of that, and.
Speaker 1: The mom's like, yeah, I get them on that.
Speaker 4: It's a finger.
Speaker 1: No, the kids ten dudes a message.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course it's a message, don't risk my life.
Speaker 6: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 4: I thought you don't cut people off. I thought you
Speaker 4: drove with utmost care I do. It was you get
Speaker 4: so mad at people on the road.
Speaker 6: It was one of those like rare instances where I
Speaker 6: just had to get over and I didn't see them
Speaker 6: blind spot and I was like, I'm sorry at first
Speaker 6: to cut you off.
Speaker 4: You want to kill them?
Speaker 6: No, that's not true. It's people that are like dangerously
Speaker 6: driving on the road. That's when I get mad. But
Speaker 6: I couldn't believe it. Dude, you're teaching your ten year
Speaker 6: old to flip off someone. I was not laughing.
Speaker 4: I want to teach my ten year old, you know,
Speaker 4: help people they're struggling. See a homeless person, hopefully you
Speaker 4: got a buck, give it to them.
Speaker 8: Love.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's finger, Yeah, but you don't want them doing
Speaker 5: that to random people in the high cause it's.
Speaker 4: Kind of funny. I take talk when I see it
Speaker 4: at ten years old.
Speaker 6: If you're starting with a finger on the road. What's next? Like,
Speaker 6: what's next?
Speaker 4: I don't know what's next? Murder?
Speaker 6: Yeah, carrying a gun in your car?
Speaker 5: Okay, no, now you're jumping.
Speaker 4: Morgan almost got hit in the Walgreens parking lot by
Speaker 4: a car.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did so.
Speaker 1: Some lady was mad at the guy next to her.
Speaker 3: They were in different cars, and I'm walking out of
Speaker 3: Walgreens and she just like zooms out of her spot
Speaker 3: so much that the wind of the car, Like I
Speaker 3: felt my hair blow back from the car, Like, your
Speaker 3: body almost got hit by the car, not your car?
Speaker 1: What did you?
Speaker 4: Did you flip them off?
Speaker 1: Honestly, I just did you get a kid to flip
Speaker 1: them off?
Speaker 4: I did not.
Speaker 9: I kind of should stood there in shock for about
Speaker 9: a minute, like I didn't move because I wasn't just
Speaker 9: sure if somebody else was gonna come, if more was
Speaker 9: gonna happen, And I just was very confused that somebody
Speaker 9: wasn't even paying attention.
Speaker 4: Amy has a friend that got hit in front of
Speaker 4: a grocery store depot. Yeah, yeah, that's right, like on
Speaker 4: foot and put in the hospital.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I to school. We went to school together,
Speaker 5: and we were younger in Austin, and then when we
Speaker 5: were doing the show in our early days, it was
Speaker 5: on the news and I was like, oh, my gosh,
Speaker 5: it's Stephanie Christian. I know her. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 5: And she was hit by a drunk driver in the
Speaker 5: parking lot and it wasn't his first driving under the
Speaker 5: influence offense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but got hit like human body with a car.
Speaker 6: Are they okay?
Speaker 5: She flew, She's okay now, but it was I mean
Speaker 5: she was in the hospital for quite some time.
Speaker 1: Let's walk to what's the date on your story. I
Speaker 1: haven't heard anything. I've talked to insurance. Got to take
Speaker 1: the car into a body shop, but the police report
Speaker 1: has not come back yet because the officer on the
Speaker 1: scene told me they have to ride it. It goes
Speaker 1: to their sergeant. Sergeant does it to the city, city
Speaker 1: does the state, and the state sends it back to
Speaker 1: the police department. So it takes five to ten days.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised they didn't give you a rental.
Speaker 1: Not yet.
Speaker 6: Well, he hasn't taken the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, once I get to the body shop, I
Speaker 1: can get a rental.
Speaker 6: This is on him and he's not going Are you
Speaker 6: going to take it?
Speaker 1: No? No, No, the body shop can't get me in
Speaker 1: for a few days.
Speaker 4: Guys, I got to hear from the body shop they
Speaker 4: don't have any appointments. Yeah, okay, but your back hurt,
Speaker 4: your neck hurt.
Speaker 1: Not my neck, but my back is sore still, Yeah,
Speaker 1: getting worse. Day three was the worst.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Probably hard to function as you normally would.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Hard. I'm lucky I gat to work.
Speaker 6: Has it affected your daily life?
Speaker 1: Yeah, getting out of bed is tough, you know, lifting
Speaker 1: off the kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is it possible to affected your ed?
Speaker 1: Don't have that. If you did, if I did, I
Speaker 1: complain it on the wreck. But you don't.
Speaker 11: Have that.
Speaker 4: But you're still good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was not my fault. So everybody knows
Speaker 1: that the wreck was not my fault.
Speaker 8: No, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 8: Number two.
Speaker 3: Amy loves to try out new trends and things she
Speaker 3: sees online that may be able to help our health
Speaker 3: in some capacity. And the recent one is a version
Speaker 3: of a walk, but this one is a little more
Speaker 3: aimless without a big plan, and she's willing to.
Speaker 1: Try it out.
Speaker 4: Number five and he's gonna try something called a curiosity walk.
Speaker 4: So explain to the guys, what that is?
Speaker 5: Well, so you go out on a walk and a
Speaker 5: part of your neighborhood that maybe you don't typically walk,
Speaker 5: and what you do is you just let yourself go
Speaker 5: free flow, no destination. You just notice what pulls you in,
Speaker 5: So go to like a new part like, oh, that's interesting,
Speaker 5: I've never walked by that house before, Like oh, what's
Speaker 5: that little trail over there?
Speaker 7: Go to?
Speaker 5: Or oh, look at that bird, Like I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Follow that or are?
Speaker 5: They say the benefits of a curiosity walk It helps
Speaker 5: you get moving through the world without a plan, like
Speaker 5: so that you're less uncomfortable with that, Like you kind
Speaker 5: of just can flow with ease. You learn something new
Speaker 5: about yourself you didn't know. You might actually get some
Speaker 5: direction on a problem you're having, and then you discover
Speaker 5: something new and fun.
Speaker 1: They're called curiosity walks.
Speaker 4: It's pretty dumb.
Speaker 1: This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 6: Well, I feel like you can do it in a
Speaker 6: big city, like a city you've never been to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that one could be fun.
Speaker 6: Let's go like just explore.
Speaker 4: But that's in a neighborhood, like part of her neighborhood
Speaker 4: that she didn't know how much is your neighborhood.
Speaker 5: Well, there are certain parts that I don't typically walk
Speaker 5: because I walk mostly around where I live.
Speaker 1: But what if I drove.
Speaker 5: Down there's this like little park area that I never
Speaker 5: go to. Maybe I need to go venture over there.
Speaker 4: It feels like you'd be a bit dangerous following the bird.
Speaker 4: You chase a bird into a backyard. Next thing, you know,
Speaker 4: you get eating my dog something like that.
Speaker 5: Well you have to walk slowly and then notice what
Speaker 5: pulls you in?
Speaker 4: Too many rules for something that's supposed to be free flowing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think in my neighborhood it's not like
Speaker 5: I have little shops or maybe a coffee shop. Something
Speaker 5: like that could pull you in if you live in
Speaker 5: a more walkable area.
Speaker 6: And I too feel like when I was a kid,
Speaker 6: I would do stuff like that, you know, like walk
Speaker 6: around the neighborhood. I can walk through people's backyards, no
Speaker 6: big deal. As a grown man, stepher fulls you It
Speaker 6: doesn't look like you're the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get the comps called on you and you
Speaker 1: haven't done this? Are you going to do that?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 5: I just saw it on Instagram and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 5: that could.
Speaker 1: Be something that I it could be something.
Speaker 4: She has a point that could be something something.
Speaker 8: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Bobby's wife, Caitlin, is pregnant. She hasn't been
Speaker 3: sleeping super well because of some pregnancy things happening, and
Speaker 3: he's been trying to help her out in any way
Speaker 3: that he can, which has also resulted in him not
Speaker 3: getting some super great sleep.
Speaker 8: Number four.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna act like I even understand the pregnant
Speaker 4: woman's body. My wife is very pregnant, and so she's
Speaker 4: getting really bad indigestion. And what the doctors tell her
Speaker 4: and what she's found out by researching it is a
Speaker 4: lot of people get into digestion at a high level
Speaker 4: when they're pregnant because the baby has a lot of hair.
Speaker 4: That's one of the factors. So because of that, she
Speaker 4: has to do things to limit her indigestion because I
Speaker 4: think it burns her really bad. And they say if
Speaker 4: you sleep sitting up or more of a slant, that helps. Now,
Speaker 4: if our bed is slanted, that means I also have
Speaker 4: to sleep slanted. So we have this slanted mattress now,
Speaker 4: or it's something we put on top of our bed
Speaker 4: that is so slanted. I feel like I'm sinking an
Speaker 4: airplane seat.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, like like a wedge.
Speaker 4: It's a wedge. So I was upstairs last night. I tried,
Speaker 4: and I want her to be comfortable, and I think
Speaker 4: it's helping her, but it's it's like a like a yeah,
Speaker 4: like a wedge.
Speaker 6: Salad like a hospital bed is kind of what I'm picturing.
Speaker 4: Well, there is no button up. It's always up.
Speaker 6: It's always like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, permanent.
Speaker 5: So oh can you cut it in half?
Speaker 4: Well that's what I said, and she said.
Speaker 1: No, oh yeah, you have.
Speaker 4: To cut it all the way in half. But then
Speaker 4: it goes on top of the bed and then there's
Speaker 4: you have to like do two.
Speaker 5: Thousand covers and yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I'm sleeping slanted.
Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 4: I tried to sleep, so the first night I did and
Speaker 4: I didn't sleep very well. Second night, I fell asleep
Speaker 4: and woke up and I felt like I was like
Speaker 4: leaning up and I was like, I can't do this.
Speaker 4: I went upstairs.
Speaker 6: How do you get out of the bed? Like do
Speaker 6: you tell her like I can't do this?
Speaker 4: I'm going to no very quietly, but I'm used to
Speaker 4: getting out of the bed very quietly because I wake
Speaker 4: up at an ungodly hour. And so the first thing
Speaker 4: I do while I'm covered up because everything pops on me,
Speaker 4: is I take and I kind of get semi feedle,
Speaker 4: and I pop under the covers because if I just
Speaker 4: turned my leg it, oh well, that was my foot hitting.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 4: Pop it popped as well, but also kicked the chair.
Speaker 1: I thought, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: They're so loud in the morning, the pops will wake
Speaker 4: her up. So while completely covered, I get somewhat feet
Speaker 4: and do pop pop, and then I slide out because
Speaker 4: if I pull the covers at all while she's covered,
Speaker 4: it's like someone's pulling the covers off of her. So
Speaker 4: I don't want to manipulate the covers at all. So
Speaker 4: I lift the covers up with my left hand because
Speaker 4: I sleep on the right side of the bed. Lit
Speaker 4: the covers up and I slide and I put my
Speaker 4: feet down. My knees are already popped. I try not to
Speaker 4: unbend my elbows because they'll pop too. And then I
Speaker 4: I leave my shorts and a sweatshirt outside the door
Speaker 4: because I know I'm going to be cold, and I
Speaker 4: get out I WD forty the door once a week
Speaker 4: because it goes sounds like home improvement, and so that
Speaker 4: doesn't make a noise. And I put the clothes on
Speaker 4: and I go into the living room. Wow, it's a
Speaker 4: process not to wake her up.
Speaker 6: It's like mission impossible.
Speaker 4: And I definitely don't want to wake her up now
Speaker 4: that she is pregnant, because I think it's hard for
Speaker 4: her to sleep. Her heart rate is all we wear
Speaker 4: these rings that it's a tracture of everything, and she
Speaker 4: has trouble sleeping through the night a lot of times
Speaker 4: because her heart rate is so high because her body's
Speaker 4: You know, creating a human.
Speaker 5: Sleeping elevated is really good for you.
Speaker 4: Though not for me because I don't sleep. I wake up.
Speaker 5: Oh well, I mean because you're not used to it yet,
Speaker 5: but you'd be less.
Speaker 1: Uh do you have wake up? And are you puffy?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, well maybe.
Speaker 4: I don't know that. I don't even look.
Speaker 5: I started sleeping elevated and it just helps, like when
Speaker 5: I wake up, like, I don't have the puffiness because
Speaker 5: your head is draining, Like while you sleep, your brain
Speaker 5: is draining and things are flowing down and so when
Speaker 5: you're laying flat, it just drains out. And that's why
Speaker 5: when you wake up and you look in the miror
Speaker 5: and you're like, oh, I look puffy, and sometimes like
Speaker 5: an hour later, you'll look different because everything's drained down.
Speaker 5: But if you sleep at a slant, then it doesn't
Speaker 5: get stuck in your face.
Speaker 4: A lot of times I'll sleep upside down the closet
Speaker 4: like a bat. Really, you guys have to try that.
Speaker 7: No, that's alot, but that's the stage we're at now,
Speaker 7: is she's having trouble sleeping, so we built a slanted bed,
Speaker 7: and I'm having.
Speaker 1: Trouble sleeping built a slanted bed.
Speaker 4: I'm having trouble sleeping on the slanted bed.
Speaker 5: So you built it.
Speaker 4: Well, we put it on there. It feels like we
Speaker 4: built it. We built slang.
Speaker 6: Sounded goodough when you said.
Speaker 4: You were Actually it was just something we put on
Speaker 4: the bed that had a land on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get it.
Speaker 8: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 3: If you've been waiting to hear an update from Lunchbox
Speaker 3: on all of his medical issues, well now is finally
Speaker 3: the time. He shared how his doctor's appointment went with
Speaker 3: the specialist after so many weeks of bad doctor's appointments
Speaker 3: and not getting answers, he had stomach pain, which then
Speaker 3: resulted in some.
Speaker 1: Issues with his private parts.
Speaker 3: And now here we are. He went to see a
Speaker 3: specialist and he has some answers.
Speaker 1: Number three.
Speaker 12: I spent today thinking about Lunchbox's testicle. I think his
Speaker 12: appointment is today, So I'm just curious to see how
Speaker 12: that appointment went in as Lunchbox feels like he finally
Speaker 12: saw a doctor that could give him any insight or
Speaker 12: took him seriously. Love for an update, looking forward to it.
Speaker 4: Okay, quick catch up. Lunchbox had a pain in the stomach.
Speaker 4: Doctors didn't know what it was. Then he told us
Speaker 4: he also had a swollen testicle. He didn't tell his doctor,
Speaker 4: and so we started telling him to go back to
Speaker 4: the doctor. He went, and they gave an appointment urologist.
Speaker 4: But then they thought, you need to come in earlier,
Speaker 4: and you have now gone to that appointment.
Speaker 1: I have gone to the urologist. I went in, I
Speaker 1: walk in and she sits me down. She says, first
Speaker 1: of all, we're gonna send you down for an ultrasound.
Speaker 1: I was like, I thought only women got that right.
Speaker 1: So I go downstairs and there's this chick and I
Speaker 1: go in the room and she gets the little wand.
Speaker 4: And starts, did they put the gel on your nut?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then they wanted it? Yeah, you're it was so weird.
Speaker 1: She had the lights off and she had like these
Speaker 1: like lights going, like colorful lights, like on the ceiling.
Speaker 1: I fell asleep.
Speaker 4: He fell asleep while she was wanding your testicle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, now you know where it?
Speaker 1: Okay, And so she gets done, she's like, sir, sir,
Speaker 1: she has to wake me up, like we're all done
Speaker 1: on my house.
Speaker 4: That take to want a single testicle?
Speaker 1: She did both of them, okay, And so it took
Speaker 1: probably good.
Speaker 6: Twenty minutes, twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: Ten minutes per ahead, all those things.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they had to take different pictures, images, whatever.
Speaker 6: But you fell asleep, so you have no idea, but whatever.
Speaker 1: No I knew what time I got in there, and
Speaker 1: one time I got out.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know what they did though, when you're asleep,
Speaker 4: who knows.
Speaker 1: You not fall asleep when you can fall asleep anywhere. Guys,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It was a dark room, it was quiet,
Speaker 1: it was just like all right. So then I go
Speaker 1: back upstairs and she said, I don't have the images yet,
Speaker 1: but and she does an examination of me and ask
Speaker 1: me certain questions. They have me go pee in this
Speaker 1: like contraption to measure my stream and see how I'm doing,
Speaker 1: if I empty my bladder, if it's did they have been.
Speaker 4: Taking munch of water before you came?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, So you just there and it's like go to
Speaker 4: the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, They're like, oh, can you go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: It was like yeah. And then they do a scan
Speaker 1: and they say, yeah, you do a good job emptying
Speaker 1: your whole bladder. They were very proud of me on
Speaker 1: that for your peah, Yeah, that's work. And so what
Speaker 1: she did think it is is she thinks that my
Speaker 1: pelvic floor is too tight and so that's pulling on things.
Speaker 1: And she thinks there's also maybe an infection down there.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how you get an
Speaker 1: infection down there.
Speaker 5: But did you tell them about the yeast infection you're
Speaker 5: on your throat? Could it have traveled down and you
Speaker 5: have a yeast infection down there?
Speaker 1: I didn't tell her about the east infection?
Speaker 4: You didnt tell them about Swann Tesco the first time you
Speaker 4: went and I.
Speaker 1: Right, and she was pressing on it, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's uncomfortable. That's uncomfortable. No, no, no, no, this Ti'm not
Speaker 1: standing up. And she was like, okay, So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: treat you like there's infection. We're gonna send you for
Speaker 1: physical therapy on your pelvic floor to loosen it up,
Speaker 1: because I think that's what's causing the pain in your
Speaker 1: side and across the stomach and the pain in the testicle.
Speaker 1: She thinks is the infection.
Speaker 4: So they may have nothing to do with each other.
Speaker 1: They may have nothing thing to do with each other. Interesting,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. And so she prescribed some salis and that's
Speaker 1: supposed to take care of it. But I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you what.
Speaker 6: I feel like I've seen that commercial on.
Speaker 5: TV may cause gambling.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you what you know.
Speaker 4: And that's why I said that, bro.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you have which is okay?
Speaker 4: Have you taken it? And he goes, you have eat,
Speaker 4: that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 6: Well have you taken it today? Are you taking it now?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll took it yesterday, but I haven't taken
Speaker 1: it today. I'll take it when I get home. I've
Speaker 1: been taking it for a couple of days and the
Speaker 1: left one still really hurts. It still really hurts, very uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: So what does that Sialis have to do with You know,
Speaker 4: Cialis and Viagar are this same.
Speaker 1: Now, I didn't know that. I just went to the
Speaker 1: pharmacy and that's what they gave me.
Speaker 6: You know that, now after you saw what it did.
Speaker 1: Well, now that you guys tell me, I didn't look
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 5: Okay. I can also treat in addition to the ED,
Speaker 5: it can treat b p H as an enlarged prostate.
Speaker 4: Oh she did do it in your butt. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: she prostate exam in your butt, right finger in the butt?
Speaker 4: Did you peel a little bit?
Speaker 1: No, not peel a little bit?
Speaker 4: A little bit? Well if they push hearts and has
Speaker 4: a litt peek down.
Speaker 1: But she told me my prostate looks good.
Speaker 6: That's good man, Hey, good job.
Speaker 5: Well I'm sorry you had to experience that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was weird. I was like, so I lay
Speaker 1: down or what and she was like, no, no rebels
Speaker 1: on the table.
Speaker 4: Same yeah.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, and I'll see you back
Speaker 1: in two to three months. If it gets worse, let me.
Speaker 4: Know, say you have ED No, I don't have that.
Speaker 5: Really has weak stream.
Speaker 1: But no, no, there's no weak stream.
Speaker 5: Medson helps with that.
Speaker 1: No, no, she told me my stream was good.
Speaker 5: Oh well, Ed dude, I don't know what is wrong
Speaker 5: with you. It's not for Ed.
Speaker 6: Well, you're not alone, man, A lot of people have that.
Speaker 1: Ye until I trust I don't got that. I don't
Speaker 1: have it.
Speaker 4: Hey not now. Anyway, he took a sealllis this morning.
Speaker 5: I mean, then if you don't have that, you have benign.
Speaker 4: So you don't have anything.
Speaker 5: The nine care static Harper places so far, no cancer
Speaker 5: so far.
Speaker 4: What's crazy is if that has nothing to do with
Speaker 4: the stomach pain. And he only found that because of
Speaker 4: the stomach pain, and he saved his own life.
Speaker 5: He is he was eventually going to find it because
Speaker 5: the testicle changed to big.
Speaker 6: It's really big.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he still wasn't one of the doctor for it.
Speaker 4: Remember he didn't show them the testicle.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But I mean because it's weird, because it deflates at night.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, but it is we it is tender,
Speaker 1: like I'm telling you. When she was pushing. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, like, don't do that.
Speaker 6: And what's the pelvic floor? Like, what do you have
Speaker 6: to work out there?
Speaker 4: So when a woman or me because I've basically had
Speaker 4: a C section, whenever, they had to go in and
Speaker 4: take my spleen out when I ruptured it, you know,
Speaker 4: to cut it.
Speaker 6: When you're a kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So the pelvic floor is is that the muscles
Speaker 4: that are like a network of muscles. Oh, that's holding
Speaker 4: down everything upament. Yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of women after pregnancy they go to pelvic floor.
Speaker 1: They go to escyle therapy to strengthen them because they've
Speaker 1: been wrecked.
Speaker 6: So you are getting weak down there.
Speaker 1: No, no, they're too tight, so I got to loosen.
Speaker 6: Them, loosen the interesting.
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully this is it. Hopefully this is on the
Speaker 1: road to recovery. I mean, she seemed to be listening
Speaker 1: to me. She seemed to have a definitive like.
Speaker 4: Better than told me.
Speaker 1: Watch YouTube exactly.
Speaker 4: We'll be written for you. Let us know how that
Speaker 4: affection in the ED.
Speaker 1: There is no ED.
Speaker 4: No, don't get it to low streams. Sorry, there's no
Speaker 4: good man who cares, good adult.
Speaker 6: We're not judging you.
Speaker 1: There is no ed. There's no low stream. I am there.
Speaker 4: We're just letting you know. It's okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and we love you either way.
Speaker 1: Man, I would admit it if I had it.
Speaker 4: I don't know that you would, but that's okay if you.
Speaker 4: If you do and you don't want to share it,
Speaker 4: we're okay with it.
Speaker 6: Take the medication after work.
Speaker 4: Please on your drive home.
Speaker 1: There's nothing on your drive home.
Speaker 4: Only take the medication. Thank you.
Speaker 8: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Amy threw a baby shower for Bobby's wife, Caitlin.
Speaker 3: There was a dinner and there were baby books and
Speaker 3: all kinds of fun things. She shared all the details
Speaker 3: and Bobby even showed up towards the end.
Speaker 4: Number two, I've been told I can talk about this
Speaker 4: now Amy through my wife a baby shower, and she
Speaker 4: said it was I went by at the end. That's
Speaker 4: the rule. The guy goes by.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the dad oftentimes will show up towards the end.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it wasn't. Oftentimes for me, it was you gotta go,
Speaker 4: so I came. Yeah, yeah, she said, and I saw
Speaker 4: it was great. She thought it was fantastic, So yeah.
Speaker 5: I think everyone had a really great time. And it
Speaker 5: was fun to celebrate her.
Speaker 4: And she doesn't really like being celebrated. Yeah, but it
Speaker 4: was I thought that you guys forced it, and I
Speaker 4: thought she really enjoyed it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I think we did it in a way
Speaker 5: that she felt comfortable, and I think everybody else enjoyed it.
Speaker 5: And we did a little different like a dinner, which
Speaker 5: I think it's not traditionally a baby shower activity.
Speaker 4: Do you have that table in your house?
Speaker 5: One of them was my dining room table, and then
Speaker 5: I rented another table to marry up to it because
Speaker 5: I knew I wanted everybody around one table, so then
Speaker 5: I rented benches too, so that way everybody would fit.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's great. Yeah, I walked in, everybody was
Speaker 4: sitting at a table. Your wife was already yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: she said there was a chef. Yeah, Amy heard a chef.
Speaker 6: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 5: Well, there was other hosts that helped too, and we
Speaker 5: tried to just, yeah, make it a different experience, like
Speaker 5: gather people have a dinner. And then we still did
Speaker 5: a few baby shower type games.
Speaker 1: Hopped in the game, which Bobby did.
Speaker 5: Oh he actually like you actually made some really funny jokes.
Speaker 1: Not that that's the.
Speaker 4: Bed I know, but I told me to show up
Speaker 4: and beyond really, because she knows I just will melt
Speaker 4: into a wall. She knows I'll go somewhere and not be.
Speaker 5: The yeah like you came to play.
Speaker 4: She's like, show up and like be the version of
Speaker 4: you that is magnetic.
Speaker 6: So where did you do?
Speaker 4: Nothing? I was just fun most of the time.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 4: If I get someone of those a lot of people,
Speaker 4: I know, I'm not gonna be life of the party.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to try to I'm not stucking the
Speaker 4: auction out of the room. I'm good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Because I was worried about like okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: and I thought he might be like but he dove
Speaker 5: right in and.
Speaker 4: Like he had us a lasting dive right in, so
Speaker 4: he did got there. We played games. It's like who
Speaker 4: will read to the baby more, who will sing to
Speaker 4: the baby?
Speaker 7: More?
Speaker 4: Worried about the baby.
Speaker 5: Mommy or daddy? And and Caylen's like, can you not
Speaker 5: say mommy and daddy? So I was like, okay, we're
Speaker 5: gonna play mom or dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh my wife did say. You guys had a game
Speaker 6: where like they said, like all right, whoever has the
Speaker 6: most kids like.
Speaker 4: Oh, that was like a pass around game. Yeah, there's
Speaker 4: a there's a prize and it gets handed to somebody
Speaker 4: and it's like, whoever has the most kids take the gift,
Speaker 4: now pass it to who ever has the most people.
Speaker 4: What was and so somebody ends up with the gift
Speaker 4: at the very end.
Speaker 1: So that's fine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I highly recommend that game. And then
Speaker 5: something that Caitlin also told me about which we ended
Speaker 5: up doing there, so I give her the credit. I
Speaker 5: don't know where she first saw it, but this is
Speaker 5: such a good activity for anybody that's having a baby shower.
Speaker 5: You get diapers and you put like cute little sharpie
Speaker 5: markers or something out and make a little station where
Speaker 5: people can go by and write late night notes on
Speaker 5: the diapers. So that way, when mom and dad are
Speaker 5: changing the diaper, they get like a funny joke or
Speaker 5: a word of encouragement or something to make them smile
Speaker 5: as they're having to be up in the middle of
Speaker 5: night changing diapers.
Speaker 4: Someone wrote on one of the diapers, Dave Girl killed
Speaker 4: Kirk Cobain.
Speaker 1: True did that?
Speaker 4: I don't think Dave Girl killed Kirk cobanin from Nirvana,
Speaker 4: but I think that was to make me laugh.
Speaker 6: How do they know?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know. Let's see what else
Speaker 4: comes to mind from that night. I got there late.
Speaker 4: Everybody was finishing dinner.
Speaker 1: Did you get to eat? Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, they were so quickfully, but I was I had
Speaker 4: to sit down and start doing the game so I
Speaker 4: could be ready for it. Then we play the other game.
Speaker 4: There were some balloons. I took all the gifts out
Speaker 4: to the car. Oh, I got it. We didn't do gifts,
Speaker 4: santry gifts. We my wife did. She's like, we don't
Speaker 4: need gifts. So everybody that came brought a book, like
Speaker 4: a children's book.
Speaker 5: So, yeah, y'all didn't want to register for anything. Which
Speaker 5: so but I told her. I was like, everybody that's
Speaker 5: coming is gonna want to bring something. So then that's
Speaker 5: when she said, just bring your favorite children's book and
Speaker 5: write a little note inside to the baby.
Speaker 4: And people walked in there notes in them. Some I
Speaker 4: carried a bunch of books upstairs. I got to get
Speaker 4: a bookshelf for upstairs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean some.
Speaker 5: And then we also this was fun too, had polaroid
Speaker 5: cameras scattered about like me and some of the other hosts,
Speaker 5: like if you had a camera, you brought it, and
Speaker 5: then people got to take polaroids throughout the night, and
Speaker 5: then we gave Caitlin the polaroids at the end, although
Speaker 5: she did just text me saying that she only ended
Speaker 5: up with like some of them, so she didn't know
Speaker 5: where they were. So now I got a call around
Speaker 5: and be like, did y'all take that polar raids?
Speaker 6: These are we forgot that check them first.
Speaker 5: Because that's suposed to be for her memories to like
Speaker 5: have all the polaroids of everybody capturing different moments from
Speaker 5: the night.
Speaker 4: Got it. It was It's a good party. I was
Speaker 4: only there for twenty minutes or so of it, but
Speaker 4: according to my wife, it was a really good party.
Speaker 5: I feel like your time is so weird. You were
Speaker 5: definitely there longer than twenty minutes, which is good. I
Speaker 5: think like oftentimes you have time blindless.
Speaker 4: Like there's the problem in the middle of the Arkansas game,
Speaker 4: which the basketball game, which is hard. We were getting
Speaker 4: our butts kicked, and I think the reason that they
Speaker 4: lost that battle because I wasn't able to focus on No.
Speaker 5: Like, why didn't you tell me we could have thrown it.
Speaker 4: On Auburn pounded. No, the screens will covered with the balloons.
Speaker 6: We ever heard about your house. You don't have sports
Speaker 6: in your house?
Speaker 10: We know.
Speaker 5: True.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was a big and there was an
Speaker 4: NFL playoff game on it too, But I was fine, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're fine.
Speaker 5: I'm saying, give yourself more credit. You were there, you
Speaker 5: participated and were on for longer than twenty minutes, and you.
Speaker 4: Did have a party.
Speaker 1: You did great starving too.
Speaker 4: I got and I started eating. The food was good,
Speaker 4: and they were like, how do this good to this day?
Speaker 4: Like four bites and wasn't able touch the food. They
Speaker 4: tortured me. They didn'tay eat before you get here either.
Speaker 4: So we it's a great party. Very excited about it.
Speaker 4: She was very excited about it, very excited after it.
Speaker 4: And we have a lot of books in the house, a.
Speaker 5: Lot of books, which is another good idea if you
Speaker 5: are having a shower and you don't know what to do.
Speaker 5: But I would say most people in general register for things,
Speaker 5: but you and Galen Ryll are just taking handling it yourself,
Speaker 5: which is fine.
Speaker 4: Well, we're good, We're.
Speaker 8: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan Number two.
Speaker 3: Remember how I So there's been a bunch of vehicle
Speaker 3: incidents show members recently. Well this is the biggest one,
Speaker 3: which is why it's also coming in at the number
Speaker 3: one spot. Lunchbox got into a major car accident, and
Speaker 3: we even got to hear the nine one one call
Speaker 3: that he made after the accident. So here's the whole story,
Speaker 3: plus the nine one one call and some updates here
Speaker 3: and there, because there's been quite a few throughout the week.
Speaker 1: Number one.
Speaker 4: For the first time in twenty twenty six, Lunchbox is
Speaker 4: called nine one one, breaking news, breaking news. Lunchbox had
Speaker 4: to call nine one one. I'm not sure why though,
Speaker 4: what happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm lucky to be alive.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: I was in a automobile accident on the highway. It
Speaker 1: was around four twenty pm stop and go traffic and
Speaker 1: I'm going five miles an hour.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're in the go part of stopping go, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'm in the middle lane heading northbound. Had a
Speaker 1: smoothie I'd just gotten from Tropical Smoothie right there in
Speaker 1: the cup holder when all of a sudden, boom got hit.
Speaker 1: Who caught the car with you?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 1: Just me, Thank goodness, just me. The car was going
Speaker 1: sixty and never hit the brakes.
Speaker 4: The car was going sixty.
Speaker 1: Car behind me?
Speaker 6: Yeah, how are you still here?
Speaker 4: I don't know is your net cart?
Speaker 1: My back is very sore. The smoothie exploded, I mean
Speaker 1: exploded all over and if, Mike, you want to pull
Speaker 1: up the car, I mean you can see the damage.
Speaker 1: I'm lucky to be alive. The whole back end is
Speaker 1: dented in.
Speaker 4: Did you exaggerate the sixty?
Speaker 1: No? How do you know, dude, I'm telling the Ford
Speaker 1: I mean their car, I mean look at that.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't know if they told you sixty or no.
Speaker 1: No, I felt it.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you're just.
Speaker 1: Looks like that, looks like yeah, that really is terrible.
Speaker 4: That don't have to make this movie blow up for sure?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it was sixty, bro, I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: I don't want to discount what you went through.
Speaker 5: What are they doing?
Speaker 1: So they were they looking on the phone, They didn't
Speaker 1: look up. I have no idea. I still don't even
Speaker 1: know if it was a man or a woman driving
Speaker 1: the other vehicle.
Speaker 4: Wait, they didn't stop.
Speaker 1: No, no, their car immediately became disabled. They were going
Speaker 1: so fast it smashed in. Mike, if you want to
Speaker 1: show their vehicle. Now, their car became so smashed in
Speaker 1: then it couldn't move and so I had to move
Speaker 1: to the side of the road. Look, how smashed in
Speaker 1: their vehicle is folks?
Speaker 5: Wow, oh wow, that is pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: That's going sixty. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Okay, I now think I believe him.
Speaker 1: Huh. So they were didn't get out, well, they were
Speaker 1: about one hundred yards back because I pulled over to
Speaker 1: the shoulder of the road and so I couldn't see
Speaker 1: the person. They stayed in the car. They left in
Speaker 1: an amblance. The police car followed the amblance to the hospital.
Speaker 1: One of them did, and when the tow truck showed up,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I'm not allowed to tow that vehicle
Speaker 1: yet they want to search it. So that from the
Speaker 1: context clues, feels like they felt like they maybe been.
Speaker 4: Impaired, impaired or on their phone.
Speaker 1: And their airbags deployed. The cop was shocked that my
Speaker 1: airbags did not deploy. But I am lucky to be alive. Guys,
Speaker 1: I mean, do you I mean that is sixty.
Speaker 6: Yeah, i'd say now after seeing the the car.
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, the back end of your truck is built.
Speaker 6: Like a did you have like Christmas friends back there?
Speaker 6: Like why why wouldn't it not?
Speaker 1: But the rebox recyclables, I have no idea, dude. It
Speaker 1: was bananas and they had to shut down the highway
Speaker 1: to one lane. They had three lanes blocked off. Uh
Speaker 1: this cop scare the cra Oh yeah. Did you wonder
Speaker 1: if you were hurt? Yeah? Because at first, I mean,
Speaker 1: you just hear the boom and you're like it took me.
Speaker 1: I was like what what?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got I just got hit. I
Speaker 1: just got hit.
Speaker 4: Did you hit your head on the steering wheeling?
Speaker 1: No, seat belt tightened like whiplash. Didn't get any whiplash,
Speaker 1: he said, back, my back is sore.
Speaker 4: Belt, I don't show that in court. Now you're jumping
Speaker 4: around like I know.
Speaker 1: And my wife's like, you gotta go to the hospital.
Speaker 1: You got it? And I'm like, no, my back's a
Speaker 1: little like it's sore, but it's not like I can't
Speaker 1: move lunch bogs.
Speaker 5: What if this is one of those things, bro.
Speaker 1: Your narrative, Yeah, I know you can barely move.
Speaker 5: Of his other ailments, you know, like his testicle and
Speaker 5: his stomach pain, Like this could be one of those
Speaker 5: things where if he had gone to the hospital for this,
Speaker 5: then they figure out what's wrong with him.
Speaker 4: Like it hurts to chew. That's what you should be saying.
Speaker 5: Oh, like you missed an opportunity.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, like just the impact of getting hit.
Speaker 5: I hope they're okay, do you know?
Speaker 1: I mean I feel they because the ambulance didn't go
Speaker 1: with their lights blaring, like, they didn't rush. It was
Speaker 1: like a slow drive away and a cop followed them
Speaker 1: to the hospital. Okay kind of thing.
Speaker 4: So what happens next?
Speaker 5: Insurance?
Speaker 1: Well, I and see that's the thing. I don't know
Speaker 1: if this was a man or woman. I don't know
Speaker 1: if they have insurance because I never talked to them.
Speaker 1: So I just got a little number on a card
Speaker 1: that's a case number, and I got to go through
Speaker 1: insurance find out if they have insurance, and then we
Speaker 1: go from there.
Speaker 4: Any chance you testifying court.
Speaker 1: It would be amazing if I got to testify in court.
Speaker 1: But if this is an impaired driver, did you.
Speaker 4: Take pictures of your smoothie explosion in the front?
Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I should have sent that to Mike. Dude.
Speaker 1: It is no, no, it's not even on the front.
Speaker 1: It's the windshield was covered. It's on the ceiling and
Speaker 1: it dripped it. It is dripping down on me.
Speaker 5: So where's your car now?
Speaker 1: Uh? In the garage?
Speaker 6: Oh it's drivable. Are you sure it's drivable?
Speaker 1: Probably not? But I drive it. You clean it? You
Speaker 1: should let me tell you.
Speaker 4: I had back in of his car.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it looks like a normal probably drive. I think
Speaker 1: if I showed you at an angle, the side angle,
Speaker 1: you would realize how deep in that is.
Speaker 6: And the thing is, you never really know what it
Speaker 6: did to the inside, like the axles.
Speaker 1: It just pull a little bit right Now the car
Speaker 1: goes right.
Speaker 5: Can't drive that there to clean it? The smoothie really.
Speaker 1: Well, well, that's the problem is the windshield was caked
Speaker 1: in it and I found a little bit of water
Speaker 1: in the car, in a bottled water that I was
Speaker 1: able to clean it so I could see out the
Speaker 1: windshield to drive home. But besides that, I had nothing
Speaker 1: because at first I did the windshield wipe or fluid
Speaker 1: and it didn't.
Speaker 4: It just smeared the smith.
Speaker 1: That was smith I didn't think about. But it does
Speaker 1: look like a murder scene because it's like smoothie all
Speaker 1: over the inside. Of the car. It was Banana's Bay.
Speaker 4: So happy your kids weren't with you?
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, And when they when I got home, they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, I wish i'd have been there, Dad,
Speaker 1: I'd have been so cool. And I'm like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I just said Mike the Smoothie video, I forgot about
Speaker 1: it and you can just see Smoothie just Kate. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was like an explosion. But look in my phone
Speaker 1: because there's like a little shelf in there. It flew
Speaker 1: all the way to the back of the car. Like
Speaker 1: it's crazy.
Speaker 4: What the cop said to you?
Speaker 1: Oh, they were like, yeah, everything okay. And it was
Speaker 1: a cop. It was a girl cop and it was
Speaker 1: her third day on the job, so she was just
Speaker 1: learning how to do everything. So one cop was telling all, right,
Speaker 1: now you need to ask him this. Now you need
Speaker 1: to ask him.
Speaker 4: That you got a intro cop inentern the cop yeah, wow.
Speaker 1: It was wild man. And the cop was just like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have this report here, and I was like
Speaker 1: his the other driver, Okay, look at this.
Speaker 4: Are you talking to the camera?
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at the Smoothie, dude, it is everywhere. Boom.
Speaker 5: It looks like you threw its peanut butter and banana,
Speaker 5: piece of banana.
Speaker 1: Just spell.
Speaker 4: You look like you're about to cry? Are you mostly
Speaker 4: about the smoothie more than anything else?
Speaker 1: He's like, man, it is everywhere, And like the sunroof
Speaker 1: it was closed, dude, that it shot open. The cover
Speaker 1: of the sunroof shot open. That was a cover. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you it was everywhere. Man, it was banana.
Speaker 4: I thought there was gonna be a little more smoothie.
Speaker 5: No, I think it's the smoothies, banana, peanut butter. It
Speaker 5: doesn't look as bad.
Speaker 6: That's a lot of smoothie.
Speaker 5: It's more clear.
Speaker 1: It's a lot.
Speaker 6: It's all over the top.
Speaker 5: But when he said a murder scene, like I was
Speaker 5: picturing like a strawberry smoothie because red.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: But oh man, it was rough man and everybody in
Speaker 1: five o'clock traffic's by going. All these people don't know
Speaker 1: how to drive. It wasn't me, guys, it was the
Speaker 1: guy or girl behind me.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: If you to guess what like it would be a
Speaker 6: guy or girl? Would you guess?
Speaker 4: Probably girl setting him up? You're setting setting them up.
Speaker 4: Just wonder you guess a girl?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd guess a girl. Why just the the impact
Speaker 1: of the car. I don't know, just the way the
Speaker 1: car looked, and I don't know. I just I felt girl.
Speaker 1: You felt girl when I felt girl? Girl or woman?
Speaker 6: Damn girl.
Speaker 1: But that's the second time, man, that I've gotten rear
Speaker 1: into like that. That's tough.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you are, I mean, the same thing Houston did recently.
Speaker 4: Were you going? You said, you go five? Stopping go?
Speaker 4: We are you the only one stopping going in the road?
Speaker 4: It was the other traffic.
Speaker 1: No, it was five o'clock traffic. And the cops said, oh,
Speaker 1: is it just like normal traffic this time and day?
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, and it goes yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: because they'd never hit the brakes.
Speaker 4: He just hit you with a yep you want yep?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a little like a skid. There was no skid.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 4: We're happier here, happier.
Speaker 1: Guess what though, Because I'm a safe driver and I
Speaker 1: followed a good distance, I didn't hit the car in
Speaker 1: front of me.
Speaker 6: Good job, many boy.
Speaker 1: That's the next question. You guys were success. Did you
Speaker 1: hit the car in front of you and then I
Speaker 1: was in front of you? No, man, I'm a safe driver.
Speaker 1: I followed at a good distance and do.
Speaker 4: You think as a woman or a man?
Speaker 6: And we got our second woman.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So guys, you're lucky that I'm still here.
Speaker 4: We're lucky. We'll count our count our blessings today.
Speaker 6: So Box gotten the wrecked?
Speaker 1: Do they have no cars?
Speaker 10: Did he get a car?
Speaker 11: Does his wife not have a car?
Speaker 10: What's the whole story on.
Speaker 11: That later car tour?
Speaker 4: Okay, So for those that don't know, Lunchbox car broke
Speaker 4: down like two years ago. He never got another car.
Speaker 4: He started riding his bike to work and he's like,
Speaker 4: why do I need a car? So then you were
Speaker 4: driving the family suv?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was driving the family suv. Gotten a very
Speaker 1: serious car wreck. Lucky to be alive, escape with no injuries.
Speaker 1: Car was going sixty, nailed me in the back.
Speaker 4: I saw somebody comment if it was stopping go traffic,
Speaker 4: How did you get hit by somebody going sixty? Were
Speaker 4: you at the very back of the stop and go traffic?
Speaker 1: Yep? Huh the odds Okay, I know the odds. Like
Speaker 1: it was literally like it was just starting to bottle
Speaker 1: up and I came upon it and then boom boom.
Speaker 4: So what's the deal in the car.
Speaker 1: Car is so my wife that is her car. So
Speaker 1: we will be getting a rental.
Speaker 4: So that's it. That's the one car. You guys have
Speaker 4: it hits it. It's beat up.
Speaker 1: It's beat up.
Speaker 4: So how how are you guys getting anywhere?
Speaker 1: Are you? It's drivable. It pulls a little bit right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 1: I know it's not great, but it does pull a
Speaker 1: little bit right. But talk to the insurance and working
Speaker 1: on getting a rental. Hopefully today or tomorrow they are
Speaker 1: setting it up at the rental car place and I
Speaker 1: go pick up a rental car.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear Lunchboxes nine one one call? Yeah,
Speaker 4: so we're able to go and contact them and get it.
Speaker 4: And so this is the call of lunchbox after the accident.
Speaker 1: Hit it Friday, January ninth. The time is four to
Speaker 1: twenty pm.
Speaker 10: N I weer one. What's your emergency?
Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am, I was. I was just in a wreck.
Speaker 10: Okay, where are you located?
Speaker 11: Sixty five northbound right before the Moor's Lane exit.
Speaker 10: Okay, is anybody with you?
Speaker 1: No, I'm by myself. Man, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10: Okay, And where was your vehicle? Hey?
Speaker 11: I got rear ended. It was like I was slowing down,
Speaker 11: like it's kind of you know, stop and go traffic,
Speaker 11: and I mean the car hit me, just boom, right
Speaker 11: in the back.
Speaker 1: I mean didn't even didn't hit the brakes.
Speaker 10: Say what kind of vehicle do you have?
Speaker 11: It's a Toyota Highlander and I'm I'm pulled over on
Speaker 11: the right shoulder.
Speaker 10: Do you have any injuries? Are you okay? I?
Speaker 11: Yeah, my back just I mean, I wouldn't say injury.
Speaker 11: It's just I can feel it's a little tight, little sore.
Speaker 10: But was anyone else injured in maybe the other vehicle?
Speaker 10: Have you spoken with anybody?
Speaker 11: I don't know. Their car became disabled right when it
Speaker 11: hit me. And it's about one hundred yards back and
Speaker 11: it's still in the middle.
Speaker 1: Of the lane.
Speaker 11: And I don't know if they're okay, but I haven't
Speaker 11: I can't see them.
Speaker 10: Okay, We're going to send over ems right away.
Speaker 11: All right, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question. I don't want you
Speaker 4: to take offense to this at all, genuine when you're
Speaker 4: calling nine on one now, do you know that we
Speaker 4: have access to it? And so do you do a
Speaker 4: bit when you call? Yeah, because you're doing even sound
Speaker 4: effects with Harry. You're like, and they were going at
Speaker 4: boom they hit me.
Speaker 1: Do you know that's literally what I said. I don't
Speaker 1: understand now.
Speaker 4: No, no, I just am asking. You're being performative because
Speaker 4: you know anytime you call, we track it down.
Speaker 1: And then you're also like between.
Speaker 6: Every sentence, that's my back hurting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, I completely see why you would react
Speaker 4: the way you did.
Speaker 1: Like she was asking me. I felt like she was
Speaker 1: asking me like what happened? And I was trying to explain,
Speaker 1: like I was sitting there and boom, I got hit
Speaker 1: in the bat Like.
Speaker 4: You didn't even mention you're smoothie.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 5: He was like I'm driving alone and I'm like.
Speaker 11: All over.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like that was nine one one material.
Speaker 1: I don't think she needed to know about my smoothie.
Speaker 1: Like if she would have said, hey, was there any
Speaker 1: explosions in your car and said, yeah, man, my.
Speaker 4: Smoothie banana strawberry right.
Speaker 1: Now, peanut butter banana, Yeah, it was. I mean it
Speaker 1: is so gross man, So yeah, I don't think I
Speaker 1: I'm telling you like it was just like I was
Speaker 1: trying to move around. I was just like, ah, that
Speaker 1: does kind of hurt, you know, just testing out to
Speaker 1: see how my body felt.
Speaker 6: You have a good point, because like in the past,
Speaker 6: we've had calls and it's been like, I am I
Speaker 6: there's someone here or whatever.
Speaker 1: This one, Yeah he's doing a bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't go that is your bone
Speaker 4: head story.
Speaker 6: The other day even threw in kind of like a
Speaker 6: let's just say so, I didn't. Yeah, you said something
Speaker 6: like that that you would normally say when you're doing it.
Speaker 1: I said, I said, I don't know the car is
Speaker 1: one hundred yards back because it became disabled when it
Speaker 1: hit me. Like she asked me if anybody else was
Speaker 1: hurting that car. We're glad you're okay. I didn't know
Speaker 1: we're glad you're okay.
Speaker 4: I just genuinely wonder if you're calling nine one one,
Speaker 4: because you do so much that you know we're going
Speaker 4: to go track it down so you perform a little more.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think I was performing. I thought I
Speaker 1: was just talking you are. I was kind of in
Speaker 1: what do you call that a shot shock? Let's just
Speaker 1: say I mean not adrenaline, like whoa, Like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: what just happened? Yeah, that dad, I believe for sure.
Speaker 5: But also, when you any chance you get an opportunity
Speaker 5: to call nine one one, do you get a little excited?
Speaker 4: Like are you like it because you love calling nine one?
Speaker 1: No, it's really cool, like a rush. Do you know.
Speaker 4: You're taking it doesn't feel the same when you call.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not taking the sealis for that.
Speaker 4: But you are taking sea alice?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Are you right now excited?
Speaker 10: You're not?
Speaker 1: I am on right now this morning. Why would you
Speaker 1: do that? That's the thing.
Speaker 5: It's not like your body knows, like, oh, this is
Speaker 5: only supposed to be used for this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it said take this once a day.
Speaker 4: Take it after the show, you when you're not around us.
Speaker 1: He's on seallis and he heard himself on nine one one.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: All right, we're done here.
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