1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:01,560 Speaker 1: We grew up. 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 2: What you now these shows I ever remembered, Well, yes, yes, 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 2: forbid it. Jason, we were too because the other thing 4 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 2: other than you, it was smart guys. 5 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what Jason. He he got Oh my eye, Jason, 6 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 3: he did good. He's a really nice guy. He's a 7 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 3: really nice young man. So it's Adam. I haven't seen 8 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 3: Brendan in years. I don't know what he and people 9 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 3: still ask me who cut his hair? 10 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 1: His daddy, his daddy gave him that cut. 11 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, it reminds me of your joke. They gave it 12 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 3: that bowl cut, and he wouldn't let the hairdresser or 13 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 3: there was a barber on set, he wouldn't let him 14 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 3: do it. He wanted the bone for himself. It just 15 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 3: it was so it was so trade fucked up, and 16 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 3: I couldn't say nothing because he's not my child. 17 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 4: And daddy, boy, his daddy was serious. 18 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,039 Speaker 3: He have no idea how serious his daddy was. What 19 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 3: that motherfucker was serious. I see he got in a 20 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 3: military haircut. 21 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: It's not like, oh no, that's. 22 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 3: Not my dad was in the military. Daddy ain't got 23 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 3: nothing to do with nothing. 24 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. 25 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck haircut was he. 26 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 1: Made history with that one. 27 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 2: He was on his daddy stayed on sit. He was 28 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 2: like Hary Coleman, Daddy war all in the damn way. 29 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: But you know what cut his head? I did that. 30 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 1: It's a custom cut. One on one I had that. 31 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 1: My daddy had that all. 32 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 4: Looking gonna want we started past that cut down through generations. 33 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna grow up to be a 34 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: boxer with that air cut. 35 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 4: Gotta be some kind of fight, like try dad. 36 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 1: That was a good ass show though, that's what That's 37 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: what I said. 38 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 2: It felt like young black kids during that time, if. 39 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 3: They wanted them to be real disrespectful. And I said, 40 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 3: we don't roll like that. We we don't. 41 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 2: That show and me and the boys remind me of 42 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,079 Speaker 2: each other because they only did like what one two 43 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,959 Speaker 2: seasons And I was like that, why. 44 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: What happened to that? Those were good show? 45 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 3: Because they don't want black people have dignity? What the 46 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 3: fuck is wrong? 47 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 1: They kill James off a good time. It's like. 48 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 3: Exactly black. They don't want they didn't want me to 49 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 3: check the kids they want to be over. It's like, 50 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:01,119 Speaker 3: you know what that's you? So you sing fact that 51 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 3: in real life. They wrote this real messed up script 52 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 3: one time, and it was so messed up that the 53 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 3: assistant had sent the assistant to one of the directors, 54 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,360 Speaker 3: had sent the script to my dressing room, and it 55 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 3: was the table script and I'm reading it, and I'm reading, 56 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,919 Speaker 3: and I'm gonna read. And now i'm reading, I'm going, 57 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 3: what the fuck? And so I read the whole script. 58 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 3: But they don't know I read it. The writers don't 59 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 3: know I read it. The producers don't know I read it. 60 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: So you was it before they. 61 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 3: Unleashed it, so they we all got our scripts and 62 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 3: and uh, there's a part where itsus uncle clear he's 63 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 3: he's that old fool. Jason says it. And you could 64 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 3: tell Jason was choking up because he not crying. But 65 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 3: he knew that wasn't that wasn't right. You don't talk 66 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 3: about your uncle like that, and you definitely not, as 67 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 3: a child talk about him like that. And I don't 68 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:19,840 Speaker 3: think my character would have took that shit either. And 69 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 3: he looked at me. All of the crew looked at me, 70 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:30,600 Speaker 3: like what you're gonna do? And after we I stopped 71 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 3: when they said something derogatory about a woman past her 72 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 3: salad days and I said, what in the hell? And 73 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,599 Speaker 3: they said, and they said, can we continue reading? I said, 74 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 3: we will continue reading because I'm fair. And after that 75 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 3: table read, I said, gentlemen, I will see you in 76 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 3: my dressing room. And I walked and I walked ahead 77 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 3: of them, and one of the writer says, I can't 78 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 3: speak for everybody now, mind you, these are all white writers. 79 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 3: Ull And they say, I will not be spoken to 80 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 3: it that matter. I say, last time I checked, THEO 81 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 3: was at the top of your paycheck. 82 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: Mm mm ooh mm. 83 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 3: And for me, that was you. And then he left. 84 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 3: He would soon be gone. And I learned a lot 85 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 3: from that show. If I had to do it all 86 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 3: over again, it was a lot of things I would 87 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 3: do differently. But I would tell you one thing. I 88 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 3: wouldn't have never trusted them back biting mm mm no, 89 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 3: m mm. I trusted people I had no business trust. 90 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,920 Speaker 3: I'm walking in the devil's ground. Mm. You think that 91 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 3: we're all black, we should all be denied. But it 92 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 3: wasn't like that. It wasn't Everybody had their own agenda 93 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 3: and and I didn't take that into considerating it cause 94 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 3: I used myself O them sensibilities, you know, having people 95 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 3: old for Danner and barbecues and thinking we were friends 96 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 3: and in real life they're the enemy, you know. You know. 97 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 3: So I learned a lot, and I learned that children 98 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 3: can be treacherous. Uh just because my name don't mean 99 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 3: everybody else's ain't. Because Brett Butler, she said, I will 100 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 3: never do enough another show with children unless they're orphans. 101 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 3: But then Brett was crazy too. But you have to remember, 102 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 3: I came from the eighties and stand up. I came 103 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 3: from the eighties. It was a different game. Y'all got 104 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:58,039 Speaker 3: it considerably easy. There was no Black Wave. There was 105 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:01,479 Speaker 3: no Black wave. And then when the Black Waves, death, 106 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:06,239 Speaker 3: jamm and all of that happened, I had a club 107 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 3: on said you're not black enough? What the fuck? You 108 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 3: just discovered black people? I've been black all my life. 109 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 3: JA I knew j Steve, Vince Champ all of events 110 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 3: turned out to be a serial rapist. We ain't know 111 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 3: nothing about that. What you didn't know that? Oh man, 112 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 3: my god, Oh that was fucked up the way I 113 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:46,120 Speaker 3: said that. Huh, okay, okay. Vince Champ one Star Search. 114 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 3: He's very funny. 115 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: I have a Vince Champ look him up. I don't 116 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 1: want him in my phone. 117 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 3: Now, well hold on, now, hold on, I love I 118 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 3: love Vince. He loved white women. I didn't love Vince 119 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 3: in the cardinal sense. I love Vince because of his story. 120 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 3: He was very kind and sweet and handsome. He was 121 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 3: everything a sister would want, but they would never get 122 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 3: it because he liked white women. Well, Vince was brilliant 123 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 3: in the sense of he made everybody happy. But the 124 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 3: next thing, you know, he plays all these colleges and 125 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 3: in Nebraska, Iowa, you know, places that don't have black 126 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:41,439 Speaker 3: hair care products. So anyway, we get up there and 127 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:46,200 Speaker 3: they say Vince has been arrested, and I said for what, 128 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 3: you know, because we all come up and he says 129 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:58,440 Speaker 3: he's they're accusing him of being a Cereal rapist. 130 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,320 Speaker 4: Well now he's say white women. Now that kind of 131 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,080 Speaker 4: made me think about her differently. 132 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 3: Okay, So now so I go, I'm not believing that. 133 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 3: I'm not going with it. You can ask Shang for 134 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:13,760 Speaker 3: You can ask Shang, He'll tell you. J Anthony Brown, 135 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,200 Speaker 3: He'll tell you. I call j Anthony and I said, 136 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 3: is this real? He said, yes, real. They have his 137 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 3: date book whereverever he played there was a rape, oh, 138 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 3: And I said, damn. And he drove a white BMW 139 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:37,920 Speaker 3: in Nebraska and I said, a brand new one too. 140 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,360 Speaker 3: I said, you shouldn't have drove that. You wouldn't have 141 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:46,680 Speaker 3: got caught because I'd be watching those criminals shows. And 142 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,800 Speaker 3: I said that was a bad move. You'll never take 143 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 3: your date book with you if you're raping for women. 144 00:09:52,960 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 3: Just a bad move. And I'm not laughing at him 145 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:06,720 Speaker 3: because it's not funny. But somebody, you know, that's so sweet. 146 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 1: You know. 147 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 4: They always said everything was a serial killer across the street. 148 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,280 Speaker 1: They be like, he was such a quiet person. He 149 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:19,880 Speaker 1: was a nice guy. We used to we used to 150 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,199 Speaker 1: listen to sotal music. Got fourteen heads in the Federator. 151 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,400 Speaker 1: He was such a nice version. I bet he was. 152 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,440 Speaker 1: I bet bench was he was. 153 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 3: And they and you know how fucked up it is. 154 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:44,160 Speaker 3: They said that he can't profit, like write his story. 155 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:51,080 Speaker 3: He can't profit on it because because he not just 156 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,720 Speaker 3: because he did it, because he can't prof he can't 157 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:57,199 Speaker 3: tell No, ain't nobody gonna be able to write write? Well, 158 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,199 Speaker 3: that's not true. Somebody could write the story, but it 159 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,240 Speaker 3: would just put a damper on the comedy. Community if 160 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,200 Speaker 3: you wrote that, yeah, that's a dark that's a dark 161 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,320 Speaker 3: but that's a horror movie. But that But you know 162 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:14,760 Speaker 3: what comedy is is dark. If you think about it, 163 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 3: it it. Some of the most prolific comics had addictions. 164 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,079 Speaker 3: I mean even Richard Parror. His grandma's a madam, his 165 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:30,319 Speaker 3: mama's a whole you know. I I mean those are 166 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:34,679 Speaker 3: traumatic things in comedy is like your only salvation. 167 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 5: But see, the only the comedians have to deal with 168 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,079 Speaker 5: the dark side of it, not the audience AUDI. 169 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 2: And you see they got a whole TV show called 170 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,320 Speaker 2: The Dark Side of Comedy. Well they talk about the 171 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 2: darkness that comedians go through. And this shit got serious. 172 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:49,360 Speaker 2: This ain't just no oh no, some it seasons like 173 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,200 Speaker 2: this ain't just no. 174 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,920 Speaker 3: I you know what, let me tell you something. If 175 00:11:54,640 --> 00:12:00,319 Speaker 3: if you it's different for your generation. I think because 176 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,640 Speaker 3: you guys are having You didn't even ask me if 177 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 3: I wanted a puff or anything. You're so selfish, you 178 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,520 Speaker 3: know what generation is. 179 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I should have I should have. 180 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:18,040 Speaker 3: I had to ride in that court. I fell down today. No, yes, 181 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,200 Speaker 3: a big bitch fell down. And let me tell you something, 182 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,439 Speaker 3: not even like an hour ago. And let me tell 183 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 3: you something. My daughter's looking at me like, how did 184 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,840 Speaker 3: you get on the floor? 185 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 1: Mom? 186 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 3: I go, I don't know. And because you don't know. 187 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. 188 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 2: I should have asked the first black woman with her 189 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,640 Speaker 2: own sitcom if she wanted to puff that I did. 190 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:44,560 Speaker 2: Y'all got for that first her own sick she had 191 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 2: branded Jason. We that motherfucker. I didn't even know them first. 192 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 2: We had your TV sign up here? 193 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:54,920 Speaker 3: Really, which one Jason? Jason's nice? Yeah, he's the sweet 194 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,959 Speaker 3: boy and talented. 195 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,079 Speaker 1: How did you start in commony? 196 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 3: If I told you this, you wouldn't believe it. 197 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna believe it. 198 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:08,280 Speaker 3: I was a housewife, Yeah I married. I married a 199 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,319 Speaker 3: man ten years old than me from friend of that. 200 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:15,160 Speaker 3: So I was real fucking happy because you knew how 201 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,400 Speaker 3: to roll with the paper bag. 202 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 1: Damn y'all smoking strong ship that you have to hear it. 203 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:27,200 Speaker 3: I was being polite, nikked don't look smoke right. 204 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,800 Speaker 5: You know you say something you don't know how legendary 205 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 5: this is smoke? 206 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,440 Speaker 1: One question? Yet? Would everything? 207 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,640 Speaker 2: We have a twenty seven channels where I'm from, I 208 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,320 Speaker 2: used to watch you. 209 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, baby, who we didn't have? 210 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:55,720 Speaker 3: But three sound, NBC, NBC, CBS, and maybe sometime if 211 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,240 Speaker 3: you had an antenna on top of your house, you 212 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,560 Speaker 3: could get somebody to twist it and you can get 213 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,880 Speaker 3: ugf h. 214 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,600 Speaker 1: What was on it? I ain't never had this station wrestling. 215 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 3: I was ABC. 216 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 1: On TG. 217 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah it was. I started in Pasadena, Texas comedy 218 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:31,560 Speaker 3: Uh huh. Some some redneck white people sold me at 219 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:36,280 Speaker 3: Steak of the Egg Kitchen you don't belong here. And 220 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 3: I was the first black and twenty years to work there. 221 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 3: We didn't just happen. This isn't a happenstance. A lot 222 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,440 Speaker 3: of grind went into this. So they said you need 223 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 3: to you need to go to a comedy club. I said, 224 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,440 Speaker 3: I don't know. No goddamn comedy club is right. I 225 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:01,800 Speaker 3: got four little babies I I have. I've been pregnant 226 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,760 Speaker 3: three times. I had twins the first time. That didn't 227 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 3: want you thinking I was habitual. So anyway, I'm just 228 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 3: lay Anyway. 229 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,000 Speaker 1: You said she was a housewife. 230 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,560 Speaker 3: Though, it's work, work, work when you're a housewife with 231 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 3: four little people. And so we get up there and 232 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:25,800 Speaker 3: they tell me about this comedy club. I say, where 233 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,360 Speaker 3: is the comedy club? They said, we'll take you. I said, 234 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 3: well next when tomorrow I'll think I'll think about going. 235 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,000 Speaker 4: These is the these are the people that told you 236 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:35,840 Speaker 4: don't belong here. 237 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:40,280 Speaker 3: I thought you made that I don't belong here because 238 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 3: I need to be doing on that stage. Taxes used 239 00:15:51,680 --> 00:16:00,480 Speaker 3: to be they used to be a sundwntown. Yes, I 240 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,920 Speaker 3: used to for six ten to six. I used to 241 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 3: call it the lunch in hours, damn and two passing 242 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 3: and policemen would always come but drive by and they 243 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 3: come in. And I wasn't far from the Ku Kluxklan 244 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,640 Speaker 3: building was not far from there, so a little bit. 245 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:25,240 Speaker 1: This is where your family, this family, I got a 246 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:31,800 Speaker 1: cock our. You know you already know thirty. 247 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 5: You know some white men don't feel that about it 248 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,760 Speaker 5: that you ain't roll by Nash. 249 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:50,640 Speaker 3: You know it's you're laughing, you losing white woman. An 250 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,640 Speaker 3: old white woman came into the place for her family 251 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:58,160 Speaker 3: and she saw me and she told her family, we 252 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 3: can't eat here. And they said, grandma, why, And she 253 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,399 Speaker 3: pointed at me and I said, well, take your rickety ass. 254 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,200 Speaker 1: On now, yeah, tell her fucking I was speak. 255 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:19,399 Speaker 3: Your food anyway, so you're fucking worthless. So anyway, they 256 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:23,160 Speaker 3: took me to the comedy club and I saw these 257 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 3: guys get on stage and it was like it was 258 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:30,119 Speaker 3: like it was like I could do this, Maybe I 259 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:34,280 Speaker 3: could do it. And then I started sneaking. I changed 260 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:39,200 Speaker 3: my shift from from ten to six to two to 261 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:43,600 Speaker 3: ten so I could go to the comedy club. Huh 262 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,920 Speaker 3: in the eighties eighty three, eighty four? 263 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:47,520 Speaker 1: Oh wow. 264 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,600 Speaker 6: So then. 265 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,320 Speaker 3: Once I got on stage, my friends was looking. I 266 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,760 Speaker 3: was looking down at them, talking and I wouldn't look 267 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,480 Speaker 3: at the audience. I looked at them, and I was 268 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,480 Speaker 3: talking about what happens at the steak and the egg 269 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 3: kitchen and how a woman almost choked to death on 270 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,560 Speaker 3: a piece of state that was rare, and I wasn't 271 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,399 Speaker 3: gonna help her. I wasn't. I won't stick my finger 272 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 3: and get that meat out. Her man kept saying, darling, 273 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,040 Speaker 3: are you all right? And I'm just like this motherfucker. 274 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,080 Speaker 3: When white people turn blue, that means bingo. 275 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 6: That's it. 276 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:27,159 Speaker 3: So the next thing you know, I'm hooked and I 277 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,800 Speaker 3: can't stop. And my husband he came and saw me 278 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,920 Speaker 3: because you know you're from Trinidad, and you know he 279 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:41,440 Speaker 3: he real territorial and abusive. He said me wanting to 280 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,639 Speaker 3: be married to a commedian. Me married one. You know, 281 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 3: I said, well, fuck you. I remember it like it 282 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:53,520 Speaker 3: was yesterday. I hate to eat curry. You don't even know, baby, 283 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,040 Speaker 3: I don't fuck with curry. 284 00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:56,040 Speaker 1: Let me tell something. 285 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,640 Speaker 3: Somebody cooks. Bring some curry in here, and see when 286 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,359 Speaker 3: I walked the fuck out. That's how really is. I 287 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,640 Speaker 3: don't need no peas and rice, none of that anyway, 288 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,200 Speaker 3: jus and not do that when I go there. So 289 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,440 Speaker 3: he really didn't want me to, and he was gonna 290 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,520 Speaker 3: beat it out of me. Yeah, yeah, he's niggas here, 291 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 3: But I give as good as I get. Let me 292 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,399 Speaker 3: tell you something. I sit on your ass, you remember, 293 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:27,000 Speaker 3: So it was like this whole battle, damn. And I 294 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,359 Speaker 3: just couldn't stop. It was like a drug. Don't you 295 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,760 Speaker 3: think it's like a drug. I ain't gonna lie. Sometime. 296 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,439 Speaker 3: I used to work on Carnival Cruise Line. I stopped 297 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 3: in April. Okay, let me just say this something. I 298 00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:48,360 Speaker 3: ain't trying to be fucked up, but Carnival a ghetto 299 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,360 Speaker 3: motherfucking ship. Let me tell you something. Niggas act so bad. 300 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 3: He make me sham black. 301 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:58,880 Speaker 1: I was like you on the cruise. Yeah, you gotta 302 00:19:58,920 --> 00:19:59,840 Speaker 1: turn these niggas down. 303 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:01,920 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something of them niggas get some 304 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,760 Speaker 3: and it's not it's not the black people. 305 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:05,680 Speaker 1: It ain't. 306 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,639 Speaker 5: It's black people who ain't never been nowhere for real, 307 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,640 Speaker 5: because like the black people who go on cruises, that's 308 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,800 Speaker 5: like their first time venturing out right. 309 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,480 Speaker 1: They don't. I know, they don't know no better. 310 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,680 Speaker 3: I know they don't. My dad was in the military. 311 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,800 Speaker 3: I lived in Japan for three and a half years. 312 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,960 Speaker 3: I got a sister that was born in Panama. I mean, 313 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:32,320 Speaker 3: I've traveled even as a child. And and it's true, 314 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:35,600 Speaker 3: it's because my daddy was in the military. But still 315 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:40,200 Speaker 3: a bitch went somewhere a bit saw something and black 316 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 3: people were not exposing our children this. And when you're 317 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,200 Speaker 3: good on the ship, could you act like you got 318 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:49,320 Speaker 3: some sense? It's already I know some of your stamps 319 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,199 Speaker 3: off your EPT car. But bitch, act like you know. 320 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 4: It's seventy's cardial. 321 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,000 Speaker 3: That's what happened. 322 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,199 Speaker 1: Get on the car crew that. 323 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:09,400 Speaker 3: Okay, let me just say, it's just so much water. 324 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,879 Speaker 3: I said, you ain't swimming in it. 325 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,480 Speaker 1: You just but I don't want to have to take you. 326 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 1: You know I ain't taking a chance on this. 327 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,560 Speaker 3: Man. I'll float on a fat white bitch. You don't 328 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:31,280 Speaker 3: even know. I don't have. Uh, let me tell you something. 329 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:37,040 Speaker 3: When you're on the water, it can be so peaceful, 330 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 3: and you can gather your thoughts, you know, and and 331 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,879 Speaker 3: if you got some weed and you brave smoking, if 332 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,359 Speaker 3: you got it. But just let me say this to you. 333 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:49,600 Speaker 1: Uh. 334 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,080 Speaker 3: I've seen the Behaman police come come on a ship 335 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:58,719 Speaker 3: and grab somebody off of it. And I said, well, 336 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,639 Speaker 3: what do they do? I asked be I said, well 337 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,440 Speaker 3: what do they do in foreign black? Yess? Your bus 338 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:09,600 Speaker 3: rocks yours? I go, what the fuck is busting on rocks? Dust? 339 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,560 Speaker 3: Your month? 340 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:20,120 Speaker 1: Just over? Or for long? Hell I'm talking about. 341 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,919 Speaker 3: He was on international waters. I keep trying to tell people, 342 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:32,800 Speaker 3: don't bring no motherfucking drugs on the This dude they busted. 343 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,560 Speaker 3: He would not. Okay, let me tell you the first 344 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,160 Speaker 3: time I knew he's gonna he was gonna be trouble 345 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,880 Speaker 3: because he looked willed. You know, when some people look 346 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,200 Speaker 3: like they like they've been to jail before, Not that 347 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:49,000 Speaker 3: I ain't been, but I'm just saying this. This nigga 348 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,399 Speaker 3: looked like he was up to something. I love my 349 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:56,000 Speaker 3: people and I love my brothers, but you know, he 350 00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:03,720 Speaker 3: looked like suspicion. Okay, so this guy after the show 351 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,920 Speaker 3: White Boy, says, you want to snort some coke? And 352 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:12,720 Speaker 3: I said, no, because that's not a good drug to 353 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:19,720 Speaker 3: do on this ship. Yeah, man, walcome no. We were talking. 354 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,320 Speaker 3: He goes, I really like your show. Da da da 355 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,800 Speaker 3: da da da. You want to do a line? No, 356 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,560 Speaker 3: cocaine is like, that's a fuck drug. You gotta have 357 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,280 Speaker 3: somebody to fuck or it doesn't mean anything anyway. So 358 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:40,960 Speaker 3: I thought, I you get coke from And I'm thinking 359 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,520 Speaker 3: in my head. I didn't ask him, but I knew. 360 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,560 Speaker 3: And so the next thing, we get to Jamaica and 361 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,879 Speaker 3: he said, I'm going to the hood. I'm watching him. 362 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,000 Speaker 3: I'm down below, I'm going to the hood. I not 363 00:23:55,160 --> 00:24:01,840 Speaker 3: thought to myself. Did not just say black people don't 364 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,879 Speaker 3: go to the hood in Jamaica. You know why, because 365 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,120 Speaker 3: you got a perfectly good hood at home. Why would 366 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:14,440 Speaker 3: you go there? And I said, not to mention, it's 367 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 3: nothing in it but a dog and a goat. Really, 368 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,919 Speaker 3: I've been there, So I'm not saying I bought drugs. 369 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:25,159 Speaker 3: I'm just saying that I understand. So homeboy, he goes 370 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,960 Speaker 3: and he got we gotta go through the metal detective. 371 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,040 Speaker 3: When you come back off the island, you go in. Okay, okay, 372 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,160 Speaker 3: he got them doctor shorts on right and those little 373 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,720 Speaker 3: metal buttons. So they go off and I'm nosy because 374 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,920 Speaker 3: I want to see he had a half a ounce 375 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,800 Speaker 3: of weed in his pocket. Okay, you could have put 376 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,159 Speaker 3: it in your dick. Nobody wouldn't have been none the wise. 377 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,720 Speaker 3: But no, mister brilliant. So we get up there and 378 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,560 Speaker 3: the next thing you know, for some reason, they say 379 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,200 Speaker 3: the maid want to clean the room. He said, I 380 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,000 Speaker 3: don't want the maid, but you didn't let the maid 381 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,360 Speaker 3: clean yesterday, the day before they need to clean the room. 382 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 3: He won't open the room. Security come, won't open the room, 383 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,560 Speaker 3: doing too much mother fucking sid The captain called him 384 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,960 Speaker 3: and said, we're gonna bring the dogs in and that's real. 385 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,840 Speaker 3: And the next thing you know, he opened the door 386 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:30,680 Speaker 3: and they found black tar, heroin, cocaine, roofies, b X, 387 00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:36,840 Speaker 3: all kind of drugs, shooting up heroin on the But. 388 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:51,760 Speaker 7: If you can get somebody, but you just so having 389 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,240 Speaker 7: to run. 390 00:25:52,160 --> 00:26:02,760 Speaker 1: Up on some black tar. Everybody but I can help 391 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:03,480 Speaker 1: you get rid of it. 392 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,000 Speaker 3: The Hamian police came and got him and shackled him 393 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,480 Speaker 3: and took him off the butt, and I thought to myself, that. 394 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,840 Speaker 1: Is so fucked up, that is so gave him. 395 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,440 Speaker 3: I don't know, but I know one thing. You had 396 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:24,120 Speaker 3: to have busting rocks and not to mention. And I'm 397 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:29,160 Speaker 3: not being a bitch. I'm just saying there when when 398 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,280 Speaker 3: they used to have this commercial when I was young girl, 399 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 3: you go their country, their laws are different from ours. 400 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,879 Speaker 3: I can't tell that story. 401 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll cut your head off because I was in 402 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 1: little drugs. Get rid of ki do that? 403 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,440 Speaker 2: Don't tell that, don't tell it, don't tell win The 404 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:53,000 Speaker 2: camera got so you was in Passaden. 405 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,080 Speaker 1: Did you you went to l A from Texas? 406 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,879 Speaker 3: No? No, I went all over the country. I was 407 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:58,919 Speaker 3: a road warrior. 408 00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,960 Speaker 1: Okay, I will. 409 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,440 Speaker 3: It's doing all kinds of shows everywhere. You have to 410 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:09,400 Speaker 3: be before this Roseanne and all them, Brett Butler, all 411 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:09,720 Speaker 3: of them. 412 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,360 Speaker 5: So I used to love her show to the white 413 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:17,560 Speaker 5: lady with the deep voice, I forget the name of. 414 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,560 Speaker 3: Well, that's not good, that's not helpful. 415 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,960 Speaker 1: Remember all that first show with mister Bean. Really, my 416 00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: first white show with mister Bean. 417 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,920 Speaker 3: I felt that like that was we didn't have nothing 418 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 3: but White Show. 419 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,439 Speaker 1: Used to come on late night on HBO some night. 420 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I used to watch that ship and that 421 00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,280 Speaker 2: was to be honest, now that I think about it, 422 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 2: that's what taught me how to make people laugh with 423 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,080 Speaker 2: I opened my mouth because he didn't talk. 424 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,159 Speaker 3: I used to love Jonathan Winners. He was funny. 425 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,880 Speaker 1: I never heard of that. I heard him. 426 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,680 Speaker 3: I know, how old are you? 427 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:56,639 Speaker 1: Thirty eight? 428 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:03,360 Speaker 3: I was sixty eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my birthday, I'll 429 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:09,600 Speaker 3: be sixty nine. No, remember the twentieth. There's something wrong 430 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,920 Speaker 3: with us, I think, Scorpio. We have a loving heart. 431 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,840 Speaker 3: When we love you, we love you, but when we 432 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:25,040 Speaker 3: hate you, it's like forever because we're grudgeholders. And if 433 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,119 Speaker 3: we can burn your house down with you in it, 434 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 3: we will. 435 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 1: I put boards on the window. 436 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:38,600 Speaker 2: If you see put gas through the water pipes. You 437 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:45,040 Speaker 2: see put gas, put gas in the gas, shoot all 438 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:45,720 Speaker 2: around the bitch. 439 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,640 Speaker 1: You don't even die. 440 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 3: Snap, Maybe I can get away with it. 441 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 1: No, I don't watch all that because around by some ship. 442 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,880 Speaker 3: No. No, let me tell you something you wouldn't well. 443 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,760 Speaker 3: Maybe I wanted to my ex husband, I just the 444 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,840 Speaker 3: one who said, yeah, let me tell you something I didn't. 445 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 3: I I loved that man, your beloved. You know you 446 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,760 Speaker 3: haven't loved the man. 447 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say, but I have loved somebody. 448 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,040 Speaker 3: I let day. I used to love my husband so deep. 449 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 3: My my my aunt would say, here come your god. 450 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,560 Speaker 3: I loved I loved everything about him. 451 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: Did y'all break up that night when he told you 452 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: he didn't want. 453 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 3: To be no, no, But it wasn't too long, damn. 454 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 3: And I gave him a custody of all four of 455 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 3: the children. And let me just say this is that. Okay, 456 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this to women, sisters, especially black women. 457 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,160 Speaker 3: I'm not burning my nails trying to hold onto that 458 00:29:55,240 --> 00:30:01,920 Speaker 3: and rely that's what. Let me just say this. I 459 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,320 Speaker 3: ain't trying to tell you about your business or none 460 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 3: of that. But since I'm in the vicinity, just let 461 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:13,840 Speaker 3: me say this. If your man wants to see his 462 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,920 Speaker 3: children but he don't want to mess with you, you 463 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:24,160 Speaker 3: should never stop him from seeing his children. And if 464 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:29,720 Speaker 3: you are smart and not trying to seek revenge, let 465 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:34,880 Speaker 3: that motherfucker have custody of those children, and he will 466 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,360 Speaker 3: see what you've been going through Damne eye line. Get 467 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,040 Speaker 3: if you can lay down your body with that man 468 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:48,240 Speaker 3: and give birth to his child, gives him his children 469 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,520 Speaker 3: and you I paid child support? 470 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:59,880 Speaker 1: Well, I know you was on TV and Jason when 471 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,080 Speaker 1: I got the kids. 472 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,520 Speaker 2: She got a big deal up there at ABC, and 473 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,520 Speaker 2: I see what I'm saying. 474 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,120 Speaker 1: I'm doing now at the plant, at the bread plant. 475 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,400 Speaker 1: Sound make way more money than me. 476 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,600 Speaker 8: Man, You know, me and my children need three thousand 477 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,080 Speaker 8: dollars plus life and. 478 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,840 Speaker 1: Getting fifty episodes. 479 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,720 Speaker 2: So your show were really based sort of kind of 480 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,480 Speaker 2: on your life, kind. 481 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,120 Speaker 3: Of sort you have four kids on I have four 482 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 3: kids on the sholf. I had three boys and a girl. 483 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,960 Speaker 1: And is that the kid? 484 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 3: No, I have a set of twin girls, Magdalen Medin 485 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:46,000 Speaker 3: and I had Adam and Sergio later and uh, I 486 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:51,160 Speaker 3: don't regret them at all. But motherhood sucks, I'm gonna 487 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:56,080 Speaker 3: tell you that. And Grandma being grandma, it's like a reprieve. 488 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:07,720 Speaker 3: It's not let me get edith in with your motherfucking ass. 489 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,240 Speaker 3: I'm gonna sugar these bitches up and send them back home. Yay. 490 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:22,000 Speaker 3: Swing anyway, So being see when you have twins, I 491 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,280 Speaker 3: have a dear friend she has twin boys, she said, 492 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,400 Speaker 3: And we were fussing about our children. She say, you 493 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,120 Speaker 3: had the good, the good twin and that other motherfucker 494 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:38,320 Speaker 3: I had the other I had. Medeenna lives here and 495 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,719 Speaker 3: she's a good girl. She's a good woman and a minister. 496 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,880 Speaker 3: I don't know how I did that. And and Magdalen 497 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:56,280 Speaker 3: is amazing. Yeah, watching, motherfucker. You know what I'm saying. 498 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,560 Speaker 3: You know who you gotta watch? You have children? No, 499 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:07,320 Speaker 3: I won't, No, nigga, you won't sleep. That's what you're 500 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,920 Speaker 3: gonna miss. Sleep like a motherfucker. You don't even know. 501 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,880 Speaker 3: I didn't even know. I slept so hard one time 502 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 3: I slept three days. I didn't even know. But what 503 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,240 Speaker 3: day is it? They said, Grandma, Grandma, you've been sleep 504 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:25,240 Speaker 3: just Friday. You've been sleep since Tuesday. Grandma, stop smoking weed. 505 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:33,480 Speaker 3: And like grandparents are being used to be not just 506 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,000 Speaker 3: their children's babysitters, but. 507 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,120 Speaker 1: But to. 508 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:47,800 Speaker 3: To raise their children. This past uh year, I had 509 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,800 Speaker 3: five children in my house and I don't even like them. 510 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:57,320 Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. I know them, I know them, 511 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,960 Speaker 3: But you know, if you was gonna say, do you 512 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:00,680 Speaker 3: you like them? 513 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,320 Speaker 1: All? Five of them? At once. 514 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:10,439 Speaker 3: He's right, you like, I love you, but I don't 515 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:10,840 Speaker 3: like you. 516 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:16,640 Speaker 1: Outside at home, no, I locked my door box. 517 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,920 Speaker 3: I smuch, spray. 518 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:22,920 Speaker 6: You. 519 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,359 Speaker 3: This is how real I am. My daughter, Magdalen, that's 520 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:34,560 Speaker 3: the first twin, she says, Mom, is that your first joint? 521 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,120 Speaker 3: And this is the morning, this is your first joint? 522 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,920 Speaker 3: I said no, I said why. She said, I'll come 523 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,399 Speaker 3: back when you're on your second one. She mean, I'll 524 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,080 Speaker 3: be really good and happy. 525 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,160 Speaker 1: So you got. 526 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,640 Speaker 3: Don't let me tell you something. I liveing in l A. 527 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,399 Speaker 3: And I think my children became the most spoiled then 528 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,760 Speaker 3: because you want to I don't know. My mother said 529 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,400 Speaker 3: you're giving them too much. And I wanted to know 530 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:17,400 Speaker 3: every motherfucking thing, cause these are my children, and she 531 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:22,799 Speaker 3: was right, gave them too much, gave him too much. 532 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,759 Speaker 1: I mean, you're trying to make up for the miss time. Yeah. 533 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,880 Speaker 3: My daughters and my child, they they were talking and 534 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,560 Speaker 3: they said, you remember how we used to play mom 535 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,120 Speaker 3: and dad against each other? And what the fuck is. 536 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:42,840 Speaker 5: What I do? 537 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,280 Speaker 3: You would be on this, I'd be on this tirade 538 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,759 Speaker 3: about you don't never call me, you don't ever ask 539 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,080 Speaker 3: me how I'm doing, And I'll tell you something that 540 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,239 Speaker 3: I just would go on and see that all you 541 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,560 Speaker 3: do is want stuff one stuff. And it's so they 542 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,200 Speaker 3: would pass the phone to each other and where is she? 543 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,120 Speaker 3: She says, she's at the ungrateful part and your break. 544 00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:08,640 Speaker 3: We're breaking her heart. Okay, no, mom, And they were 545 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,319 Speaker 3: just passing down and I said, that is the saddest thing. 546 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,040 Speaker 3: I feel so fucked sod they. 547 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,720 Speaker 2: Handle you being on TV like they Mama owned ABC, 548 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,680 Speaker 2: one of the biggest stations. 549 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 3: My son turned the hose on the inquirer. 550 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,319 Speaker 1: You used to come to the house. 551 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, they was looking. They was looking for something, and 552 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,120 Speaker 3: it was cool. Look, bitch, I don't care. I don't care. 553 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:45,840 Speaker 3: I'm living my life. Uh. I told them, uh that 554 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:52,239 Speaker 3: this was a gift and that bragging or being boastful 555 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,480 Speaker 3: is not It's not cool. It's not cool because you 556 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,359 Speaker 3: ain't told no joke to get here, and you need 557 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:04,239 Speaker 3: to mind you p's and q's. You know. Even like 558 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:09,640 Speaker 3: when they were little and I was doing theater, I said, well, Magdalen, Medin, 559 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:14,800 Speaker 3: Adam and Sergio you saw Mama go to bed. I 560 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:21,279 Speaker 3: they were taught to just go with it, just go 561 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,719 Speaker 3: with it. It's mom, it's mom's job. That's what it is. 562 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:32,319 Speaker 3: It's a job. And you know one thing, Michael Jackson said, 563 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,880 Speaker 3: I didn't change the people around me change. Yeah, people 564 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,880 Speaker 3: my family don't even like me and motherfuckers. Who's loving 565 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,320 Speaker 3: me now? Anyway? 566 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,560 Speaker 6: That's no. 567 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,480 Speaker 3: But like I was saying, I digress. I do that 568 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,000 Speaker 3: a lot. I digress. I need to take something further. 569 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,480 Speaker 1: I got question who used to back then? 570 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:59,920 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Olie Joe Prater, y'all don't know about him, 571 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,239 Speaker 3: look him up, Alie, Joe would telling you he gonna 572 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,000 Speaker 3: steal yo joke. 573 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,040 Speaker 1: Goddamn. 574 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,920 Speaker 3: And you know what's funny, he did jo jo better. 575 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:20,040 Speaker 1: Than you did one of the last here hey man again, 576 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,680 Speaker 1: you had wait on him to call your name and 577 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,120 Speaker 1: real way middle you would. 578 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,839 Speaker 3: You wouldn't even know. Let me tell you something. There's 579 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,880 Speaker 3: some comics you know who else used to do it, 580 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:39,680 Speaker 3: Rob Williams care a certain comments. Williams was still jokes. 581 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,239 Speaker 3: He would and you know what, it's sucked up. You 582 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,320 Speaker 3: would do it better you did it, and it is 583 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:53,960 Speaker 3: fucked up. But my things, my thoughts are Charlie, U 584 00:38:54,640 --> 00:39:02,560 Speaker 3: h Charlie. I can't remember his name, damn it. There 585 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:08,040 Speaker 3: was a comic that he said she can t Sean Shannon, 586 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,920 Speaker 3: he wrote for Saturday Night Life. He said she can 587 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:19,319 Speaker 3: say anything and they'll laugh. And he goes go up 588 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:25,879 Speaker 3: there and tell them you heard Reagan was and then 589 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,040 Speaker 3: tell them I don't know why. Nancy told me that 590 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,239 Speaker 3: it was like having a little sister and teaching her 591 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:35,920 Speaker 3: cuss words. 592 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:44,600 Speaker 1: Man, those you can say anything, and. 593 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:52,960 Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it, and everybody busted out. Happened in 594 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,040 Speaker 3: passing into Texas. I would say things to white people 595 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,160 Speaker 3: and my mom would go, did you don't be so 596 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:08,200 Speaker 3: hard on white people? And I go, sometimes, you know, 597 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,800 Speaker 3: I can't. I was with a comic and he was 598 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,680 Speaker 3: playing Lewis Farra cons in the car. This is when 599 00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:15,520 Speaker 3: I was on the road. 600 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,760 Speaker 1: You are angry crazy. 601 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,360 Speaker 6: Let me tell you. 602 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:35,920 Speaker 3: This was in the early nineties. Tell you something. And 603 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:41,680 Speaker 3: there's this place called the beauty salon called Sharingtone or 604 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,320 Speaker 3: something over there across from the hotel that you're stirring 605 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,640 Speaker 3: into the mall and stuff. And I went in there 606 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,000 Speaker 3: and my nails were longer than they are now, and 607 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,759 Speaker 3: I said, I like to get my nails done, and 608 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,320 Speaker 3: they looked at him like they were a foreign creature. 609 00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:02,960 Speaker 3: And they go, oh, we don't do that, and old 610 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:09,080 Speaker 3: bitches like that, Oh it's like that. Okay, cool, Okay, 611 00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,560 Speaker 3: So when I got on stage, I roasted that bitch's ass. 612 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,160 Speaker 3: I roasted her ass. I didn't give two fucks, I said, 613 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:23,600 Speaker 3: so the white devil, she didn't. The guy said, seeing, 614 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,040 Speaker 3: you know what, maybe we shouldn't listen to fairy Con 615 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:26,920 Speaker 3: when we're driving. 616 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,400 Speaker 1: White hyped up. 617 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,400 Speaker 7: I'm all the white didn't want to do my nails. 618 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,759 Speaker 7: Didn't want to do my nail. The the other one 619 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,040 Speaker 7: that nailed Jesus. 620 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,160 Speaker 1: The pros now man. It was out there on No 621 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,160 Speaker 1: No than No Ship. But man, we don't do that 622 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,920 Speaker 1: speaking the nail. 623 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,320 Speaker 2: Like the ones they put through Jesus, and we're not 624 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,360 Speaker 2: gonna talk about that. 625 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:03,799 Speaker 3: It's crazy. Do you guys know how long it's been 626 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,600 Speaker 3: since I talked talked to comics? 627 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:07,680 Speaker 1: Hello? 628 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:15,200 Speaker 3: Hello, it's been since April. I mean, like laugh and 629 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:20,400 Speaker 3: be around creative people because I don't know no motherfuckers. 630 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,440 Speaker 3: I left LA and moved back home to take care 631 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,879 Speaker 3: of my mother, which you all should do, no matter 632 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,560 Speaker 3: how much of a bitch your mom is. Now, suck 633 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:40,040 Speaker 3: it up, bitches. Okay, So look I wouldn't mind though. Anyway. 634 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:45,040 Speaker 3: Let me just say this to you, when you have 635 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,719 Speaker 3: to care for your mother. I left La because my 636 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,120 Speaker 3: mother was ill, and my sister said, and this is 637 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,719 Speaker 3: the words that just triggered something and me, we will 638 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:02,719 Speaker 3: put her in a home. You ain't putting my mom nowhere, No, 639 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,680 Speaker 3: you not. We're in the fight. So I flew from 640 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:11,160 Speaker 3: La back up my house like the Beverly Hillbillies and 641 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:20,400 Speaker 3: moved to Victoria, Texas, which was not cool, but Cedric 642 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,719 Speaker 3: the entertainer came, so that was a cool thing for me. 643 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:33,000 Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, Victoria, it's a big town. It's a 644 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:38,960 Speaker 3: big town. In Houston, it's like here, and then San 645 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,560 Speaker 3: Antonio's over here, Austin's over here, and Houston's over here. 646 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:45,520 Speaker 3: Victoria's in the middle. 647 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:45,799 Speaker 1: Yeah. 648 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:50,640 Speaker 3: And I did a comedy show there at the Community 649 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,600 Speaker 3: Center and it was the first time blacks, whites and 650 00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,400 Speaker 3: Latinos all got together in that town and came to 651 00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,399 Speaker 3: see the show. And that was so fucking cool. 652 00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:08,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. Now you just got to understand this too. 653 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,200 Speaker 5: We don't get to see a lot of sixty nine 654 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:16,680 Speaker 5: year old black people just talk unfiltered for real. 655 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,000 Speaker 1: So it's still like a shock facts to it, like no, 656 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,680 Speaker 1: because it's like with the social media. 657 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,000 Speaker 5: Man, we're social media now, we don't get to see 658 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:31,040 Speaker 5: like real black people talk shit like like when we 659 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,160 Speaker 5: were growing up, like you were saying, when when freedom 660 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,719 Speaker 5: of speech was really free and. 661 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,520 Speaker 4: Sometimes sometimes you just said the elf world females go. 662 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,000 Speaker 1: Now you just said elf world females just so yeah, 663 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,520 Speaker 1: why for no? 664 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,840 Speaker 3: I mean, really, look at me, I'm six, almost sixty 665 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,360 Speaker 3: nine years old. I should be able to say, let 666 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,359 Speaker 3: me tell you something. When you get older, you get 667 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,239 Speaker 3: to do shit. You get to tell you know what, 668 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,640 Speaker 3: you don't look at your little grandson that's to and go, 669 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,759 Speaker 3: you know what, I will fuck you up. You need 670 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,759 Speaker 3: to know that. Going get here, Grandma love you. I'm 671 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,799 Speaker 3: gonna buy you a popsicle and ship. But don't get 672 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,719 Speaker 3: it twisted. Grandma will fuck you up because we got 673 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,000 Speaker 3: trees in the backyard. 674 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,360 Speaker 1: Switch you don't. 675 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:28,560 Speaker 3: You should be if you feel switch, Oh, I don't 676 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,560 Speaker 3: you switches on. I just got a gun, and that's 677 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,600 Speaker 3: I think that's best, real sweet, I think that I 678 00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:39,120 Speaker 3: think that when you a gun and a pitbull and 679 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,600 Speaker 3: make a motherfucking thing, you. 680 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:47,000 Speaker 1: Don't I don't put it passion, grandkids like a drug king. 681 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,319 Speaker 1: When you was the judge, Yeah, I love you. Yeah ship. 682 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,080 Speaker 1: That was some of the best seasons. 683 00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:03,560 Speaker 3: Rinaldo was a sweet man. He was a sweet man. 684 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:08,880 Speaker 3: It was so many comics. You know, you don't know this. 685 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,600 Speaker 3: There used to be a newspaper for comedians called Just 686 00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:15,600 Speaker 3: for Laughs, and it showed told you were every all 687 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,200 Speaker 3: the comedy clubs, right, and it showed you who was 688 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,840 Speaker 3: playing for a month. Oh yeah, and you would know 689 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,120 Speaker 3: people that was in that town. You would go there 690 00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:26,440 Speaker 3: and perform. 691 00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:27,279 Speaker 5: It was just. 692 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,839 Speaker 3: I wish there was just flass now because we need 693 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,160 Speaker 3: to know where the comedy comes as. I miss being 694 00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:41,799 Speaker 3: on stage. It's like a drug and I can say 695 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,279 Speaker 3: what I want to say. I don't give a fuck 696 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,759 Speaker 3: about Trump and he don't give a fuck about me 697 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,239 Speaker 3: or white people are a Lattino people are Asian people. 698 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,520 Speaker 3: He don't give a fuck about Nobody need that money? 699 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,080 Speaker 3: You know what? How much money is enough money? 700 00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:58,360 Speaker 1: All of it? 701 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:04,200 Speaker 3: I think I'm snorting something. It's not No, No, I 702 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:16,040 Speaker 3: have allergies. When the when cocaine came now, see. 703 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:18,520 Speaker 1: Talk about it. 704 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:19,480 Speaker 2: Tell me. 705 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,640 Speaker 1: These are all exclusives. 706 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,759 Speaker 3: Secret keeper did what? 707 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:26,000 Speaker 2: No? 708 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,800 Speaker 3: Okay, let me say, when cocaine started getting prevalent, start 709 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,480 Speaker 3: getting real, it was powder. Now you have to know 710 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:40,560 Speaker 3: that powder. All the white people did powder, Black people 711 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:46,360 Speaker 3: smoking rock. They were basing, Okay, which is which is 712 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,320 Speaker 3: the purest form if you're gonna do it. 713 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:52,880 Speaker 2: I'm just saying, well, they say free base were purifying 714 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,520 Speaker 2: the cocaine. 715 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,120 Speaker 1: Yes, but I don't see how you purified crack. 716 00:47:56,239 --> 00:48:01,360 Speaker 3: But exactly when you freebase it never Anyway, I'm not 717 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,160 Speaker 3: going fucking there with che no. 718 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:04,160 Speaker 1: I mean, we don't need to. 719 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,520 Speaker 3: Little boy, you don't know what I just you don't 720 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:15,200 Speaker 3: know what this old woman has done. I got to 721 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,440 Speaker 3: sin on roller decks. I got ar guy for sin. 722 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,920 Speaker 3: You to go in the cave and see some of 723 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:28,920 Speaker 3: my sin. Okay, So you got all these Bill Higgs, 724 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:36,920 Speaker 3: Ley Barber, all of them. There's Norton who you know, pepperoni. 725 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,879 Speaker 3: He he wants some pepperoni. 726 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:39,880 Speaker 1: And so. 727 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:48,040 Speaker 3: I don't care, you're old enough to be high. All 728 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:53,640 Speaker 3: of these these white Charlie Shannon, all of them, you know, 729 00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,400 Speaker 3: Charlie Shannon. And with Batishaan he's didding every now and 730 00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:02,279 Speaker 3: then these comics, Uh, they were snorting coke and having 731 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,719 Speaker 3: a great old time. I didn't know about any of this. 732 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,840 Speaker 3: I knew they were snorting, but I didn't know what 733 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:15,440 Speaker 3: was the deal. Then I had a friend. It was 734 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,080 Speaker 3: like two or three in the morning. He came in, 735 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,799 Speaker 3: dip you got twenty dollars. Oh yeah, he was fucking 736 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,920 Speaker 3: I said, let me wash your feet. Let me wash 737 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,880 Speaker 3: my feet, and I said, what the fuck? Says to Robert. 738 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,160 Speaker 3: He goes, yeah, let me wash my feet. 739 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,279 Speaker 1: He tried to wash your feet for twenty dollars. 740 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,480 Speaker 3: No, he washed his feet and I'm like, what, this 741 00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:41,960 Speaker 3: is too early in the morning for this shit. So 742 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,520 Speaker 3: he washed his feet. He said, I just need twenty dollars. 743 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:49,399 Speaker 3: I said, okay, I gave me twenty and he left 744 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:53,160 Speaker 3: the house. And he's fucking funny because he squirt. He 745 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:57,160 Speaker 3: scared away like a squirrel, and I didn't. And then 746 00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:01,640 Speaker 3: I realized first he was that he was gay, and 747 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:02,640 Speaker 3: then I hadn't. 748 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,080 Speaker 1: Know he was gay. 749 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:04,520 Speaker 3: No, he wasn't gay. 750 00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:12,279 Speaker 1: He was one. I know that your first experience with 751 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,040 Speaker 1: the crack heads. Why he did it, He had for 752 00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,799 Speaker 1: twenty our watching his feet. That's a crazy He took 753 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:17,640 Speaker 1: a whole shower. 754 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,960 Speaker 7: And they got in the shower and just when I 755 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,759 Speaker 7: bet the reason for me in the shower and just 756 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:23,520 Speaker 7: went to his feet. 757 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,759 Speaker 1: He probably needed to wash his feet. 758 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,480 Speaker 7: Really, come on, man, let me watch it and the 759 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,120 Speaker 7: gas and the goddamn gas from the hook. 760 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:31,920 Speaker 1: But you don't. 761 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,080 Speaker 7: Understand all old my goddamn shoes and shopping man, let 762 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,640 Speaker 7: me wash this, shut off my feet. 763 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,239 Speaker 1: You understand he got naked. 764 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:43,600 Speaker 9: It's still only washed his feet, watching his feet like 765 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:50,880 Speaker 9: hold on by wearing these somebers, Oh goddamn. 766 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,400 Speaker 3: And that's what he had on. And he said that, 767 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,120 Speaker 3: he said, I need to wash my feet. Jesus. 768 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,200 Speaker 1: This was in Jesus. Uh, let's just shoot. He don't 769 00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:01,560 Speaker 1: watch my. 770 00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:07,520 Speaker 3: Friend, dude, I asked him, what's wrong? I just said, okay, 771 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,440 Speaker 3: Robert birds watch next thing. 772 00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:10,920 Speaker 4: I know. 773 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:15,800 Speaker 3: A few weeks later, I get another phone call and 774 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:20,160 Speaker 3: it's Darren and he says, THEA, guess what if I 775 00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,919 Speaker 3: tell you something you ain't gonna tell nobody. I said, 776 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,759 Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell what I'm gonna tell now because I'm 777 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,560 Speaker 3: sixty nine. 778 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,239 Speaker 1: What the you're gonna do? Damn crack? 779 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:34,960 Speaker 3: Anyway, go ahead, he said, there I smoke crack for 780 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,000 Speaker 3: the first time. She hit him and I said, what 781 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,400 Speaker 3: was it? Like he said, the whole time I was smoking, 782 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:46,360 Speaker 3: I was thinking how could I get some more? I said, 783 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,160 Speaker 3: damn okay? 784 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:56,000 Speaker 1: And also do you have twenty dollars? Also, I can 785 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,640 Speaker 1: get just get my feet. This is my right. I 786 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:02,680 Speaker 1: don't even left right that going on right for dirty. 787 00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,879 Speaker 1: I just needed to let me get had. 788 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:08,279 Speaker 3: Some of the craziest experiences with you, and it's all 789 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,719 Speaker 3: through comedy. And I wouldn't I wouldn't trade it for 790 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:15,960 Speaker 3: nothing in the world, because how long do you think 791 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:24,320 Speaker 3: you can sit around and not do nothing. Crackheads are busy. 792 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,399 Speaker 3: They busy work. You know how you have to look 793 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,719 Speaker 3: like you're working when you're on your job when you 794 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,000 Speaker 3: really ain't got ship to do. 795 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:34,759 Speaker 1: Work. 796 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:39,239 Speaker 4: Crackheads make over seventy thousand dollars a year. I know, 797 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,200 Speaker 4: they just spend seventy five dollars. 798 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,440 Speaker 1: That's totally. 799 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,560 Speaker 3: I have seen some of the work. But that's how 800 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,840 Speaker 3: the how the evolution of cocaine was in the comedy 801 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,919 Speaker 3: community and people were doing it. I lost a gig 802 00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:02,920 Speaker 3: because Mark Wills, he wanted to do, uh, play golf 803 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:07,600 Speaker 3: with Flato and the but they were really gonna be 804 00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:08,240 Speaker 3: doing coke. 805 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,279 Speaker 1: So how you lose it? 806 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,560 Speaker 3: Though, because I had the gig and he wanted to 807 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,680 Speaker 3: give Mark my gig. 808 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,839 Speaker 1: Him got no money, but I got. 809 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,719 Speaker 3: I know. I can tell you stories all day long 810 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,560 Speaker 3: because some of the some of it I know. I'm 811 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:38,000 Speaker 3: not gonna say Robert that this comed name Robert everywhere 812 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,200 Speaker 3: at the Montreal Comedy Festival when it was important. 813 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,240 Speaker 2: I don't think these people still working anywhere there. Mark Roberts, 814 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,640 Speaker 2: you passed, okay, So. 815 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,560 Speaker 3: He he's the only person we were all going to 816 00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:06,399 Speaker 3: be together. Tim Allen, Ray, Travis, Uncle Laire, Uh what's 817 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:06,919 Speaker 3: his name? 818 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,920 Speaker 4: You got good ass memory, boy? Because I don't know, 819 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:18,760 Speaker 4: I mean, and god damn hell they. 820 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:29,560 Speaker 1: I bet you don't. I bet you never forgot. 821 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,360 Speaker 2: Like when you first got that call or notification by 822 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,919 Speaker 2: your TV show, how did you how I feel? 823 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,880 Speaker 1: Know, well, how did you feel. 824 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:42,080 Speaker 3: About how Alabama? When I got the call working at 825 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:50,759 Speaker 3: comedy club and they said THEA, I said yeah, and 826 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:55,840 Speaker 3: he says they're gonna do the show and then I 827 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,359 Speaker 3: said what what? What? What we're gonna call it? They 828 00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,480 Speaker 3: said THEA. 829 00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,080 Speaker 1: So you knew it was in the works. 830 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,239 Speaker 3: I knew they wanted to meet me. I knew they 831 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:09,560 Speaker 3: wanted to watch me do stand up because if you remember, 832 00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:20,080 Speaker 3: everybody loves Raymond Seinfeld, all of them, three two, five times. 833 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,080 Speaker 3: I think three, no, maybe three or four because his 834 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,719 Speaker 3: ratings weren't good at first, and they just kept retooling 835 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:32,719 Speaker 3: it until it got clicked. That's the ship they would 836 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,400 Speaker 3: never do for a black shot. If you want to 837 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:40,200 Speaker 3: see racism up close and person personal, go to Hollywood. 838 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,160 Speaker 3: You'll see it. That bitch is shining like a flag. 839 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,200 Speaker 1: It's also Mississippi. 840 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,320 Speaker 3: Oh hell, it's always Mississi. 841 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,319 Speaker 1: It's a flag over there too. 842 00:55:53,480 --> 00:56:00,879 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something Mississippi is. You would think 843 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:10,320 Speaker 3: they would get it together. I'm sorry, Mississippi. I just 844 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,040 Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna be honest with you. It's so 845 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:24,319 Speaker 3: ridiculous to have all that hate and all that foolishness. 846 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:30,040 Speaker 3: But it's nothing new. It's nothing new. I know what 847 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,680 Speaker 3: the colored waterfowl look like. I know why I had 848 00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:37,160 Speaker 3: to sit upstairs in the movie theater outside of Atlanta too. 849 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,919 Speaker 3: I knew. And you know what, white people they don't 850 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:41,279 Speaker 3: get it. 851 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:47,000 Speaker 4: They know they don't gotta get it. They're chilling. 852 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:53,640 Speaker 3: The deal is this. They know their numbers are from dwindling. 853 00:56:54,920 --> 00:57:02,080 Speaker 3: You know their numbers are dwindling, and you elected a 854 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,839 Speaker 3: man that don't give a fuck about you, and poor 855 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:12,319 Speaker 3: white people, they so hopeful, they so hopeful. They he's 856 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:15,520 Speaker 3: gonna do. He's gonna he's gonna fuck you in the ass, 857 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:22,000 Speaker 3: and he's not even gonna spit because he's the soulless entity. 858 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:28,400 Speaker 3: He doesn't believe in God. He's a knit with and 859 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,800 Speaker 3: you're a knit with for voting for him. Here's nothing 860 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,479 Speaker 3: he could ever tell me that I would go, oh wow, 861 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:39,480 Speaker 3: he's telling the truth. Ye fuck you, that's just me. 862 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,520 Speaker 3: It could not be everybody. 863 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:46,080 Speaker 1: Are any of your shows on streaming? Like your show 864 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:47,960 Speaker 1: is on any streaming platform? 865 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:54,760 Speaker 3: Now? I wish it was. I Nope, because you know 866 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:59,840 Speaker 3: what another thing is. ABC wanted to buy fear see, 867 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,080 Speaker 3: they wanted to buy No, not buy me the show, 868 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,720 Speaker 3: the show, the show. You know, a negro have to do? 869 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,280 Speaker 3: Bill Cosby on the network, see what I'm saying. 870 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:15,560 Speaker 6: You can be. 871 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,720 Speaker 3: Small, you can be large. You just get fucked everywhere. 872 00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:24,600 Speaker 3: So I learned a lot about how they think about 873 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,920 Speaker 3: But I knew I was in trouble. Bil was in trouble. 874 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:28,400 Speaker 1: The show. 875 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:33,000 Speaker 3: I was in trouble. When I talked to Bill Cosby oh. 876 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:37,960 Speaker 1: Ship, Wait a minute, exclusive, Yes. 877 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,360 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something I was supposed to do. 878 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:45,160 Speaker 3: David Letterman and Bill Cosby was on the same night, 879 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,680 Speaker 3: and he kept talking, so he kept talking during my part. Well, 880 00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,439 Speaker 3: so I didn't get to go on. So he told 881 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:58,840 Speaker 3: Bill told David you better, you know, bring her on tomorrow. 882 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,080 Speaker 3: I'm sorry that I you know, he didn't say sorry, 883 00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,400 Speaker 3: but you know, he had knowledge that I was back there. 884 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:08,480 Speaker 3: So anyway, he sat down and he talked to me 885 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,040 Speaker 3: in the green room. He took out one of the 886 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:14,080 Speaker 3: biggest cigars and tried to stick it in my ass. 887 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:14,360 Speaker 1: But I. 888 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,720 Speaker 3: And he sat in there and he was talking, and 889 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:39,840 Speaker 3: he told his assistant white girl, leave and he started 890 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,280 Speaker 3: breaking it down to me. I had because I in 891 00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:49,600 Speaker 3: my mind, I had Bill Cosby's director, I had his writer, 892 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:56,960 Speaker 3: I had his producer. I had even the assistant. The 893 00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:01,720 Speaker 3: assistant to the director was from Cosby. I had. I 894 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:11,720 Speaker 3: thought I had it you. When he broke it down 895 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:16,600 Speaker 3: to me, I knew I was sun what you say. 896 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:23,720 Speaker 3: He told me that that Bernie Kukoff only has one 897 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:28,400 Speaker 3: script in him. He told me Jay Sandriks go along, 898 01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,960 Speaker 3: to get along. He told me everything. He told me 899 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:36,520 Speaker 3: this ship I just looked at him. He said, they 900 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,480 Speaker 3: do a drive by us. They know nothing about us, 901 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,360 Speaker 3: they do a drive by. And I said, oh man, 902 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,320 Speaker 3: and yeah he was. 903 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,280 Speaker 1: I was just like this. 904 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,440 Speaker 3: And then he talked about least some bonett and stuff 905 01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,360 Speaker 3: and I just let that out. I'm not gonna leave 906 01:00:54,400 --> 01:01:01,880 Speaker 3: that alone. And yes, motherfucker, I said, just leave alone. 907 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:07,880 Speaker 2: And I meant that in a loving I appreciated and 908 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,200 Speaker 2: called the motherfucker about this. 909 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:15,320 Speaker 3: You're talking about your great grandma called me, and I 910 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:19,040 Speaker 3: remember back in two thousand and ten, she is just 911 01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,040 Speaker 3: a fight. She wanted it. 912 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:27,160 Speaker 1: It was it was way more. You very rather see 913 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:40,600 Speaker 1: a motherfucker. There was a lot more motherfuckers everywhere. So 914 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,400 Speaker 1: you said you had all kinds of people, and you 915 01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,080 Speaker 1: thought that was it. 916 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,200 Speaker 3: I thought if I had his team. In my mind, 917 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:50,600 Speaker 3: if I had his team, I couldn't go wrong wrong. 918 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,520 Speaker 3: It was so fucked up. I almost punch somebody. It 919 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,560 Speaker 3: was just it was just, you know what, and you 920 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,480 Speaker 3: know what funny White people fight different. Of course, they 921 01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:07,680 Speaker 3: discussed things, and he bought me a bottle of Chanelle 922 01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:12,480 Speaker 3: Andrew sayskin, and I bought him a bottle of Glen Finish, 923 01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:17,400 Speaker 3: and and that's we gave each other some kind of gifts, 924 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,160 Speaker 3: like like a truce gift or some shit. And he 925 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:25,360 Speaker 3: said he wanted to fire Mary Ellen Jones and I said, 926 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:28,000 Speaker 3: if you fire her, you're gonna go right behind her. 927 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:33,160 Speaker 3: He says, I don't like her, and uh, you know, 928 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,320 Speaker 3: it was the first time a white man told me 929 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:43,520 Speaker 3: about some black person. And he was right, he was right. Yeah, 930 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,960 Speaker 3: she was a colic And I was sitting up there 931 01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:51,000 Speaker 3: and she had taught could you talk? You know? And 932 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,400 Speaker 3: I stood up for her, and that bitch stabbed me 933 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,360 Speaker 3: in the back like I didn't do shit. I said, 934 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:59,880 Speaker 3: this is how Jesus felt. This bitch even kissed me. 935 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:07,520 Speaker 3: I don't even know. But everything Bill Cosby said about 936 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:10,720 Speaker 3: them was true, and I just I don't know what 937 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:14,880 Speaker 3: my mom. I was just so glad that my dream, 938 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:19,240 Speaker 3: you know, it wasn't their dream. It was my dream, 939 01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:24,920 Speaker 3: and they were fucking it up. But if I was 940 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,760 Speaker 3: gonna do another shell bad needs and all I wanted 941 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:34,560 Speaker 3: to be where I'd be a grandmother and tell children 942 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,400 Speaker 3: the truth. Don't nobody really like you? Some days your 943 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:41,880 Speaker 3: mama don't even like you. She loved your monky ass, 944 01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,280 Speaker 3: but she don't like you. Sometimes she'd be like, why 945 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,920 Speaker 3: did I fuck your daddy on Wednesday? You know what 946 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:52,480 Speaker 3: I'm saying. I mean, the truth is that there are 947 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:55,280 Speaker 3: days if you're a parent, you don't like your children. 948 01:03:56,080 --> 01:04:00,800 Speaker 3: You don't like them motherfuckers. You ever been around a 949 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,560 Speaker 3: two and a three year old? Motherfuckers just keep sucking 950 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:07,160 Speaker 3: up shit. You keep telling them, don't do that, don't 951 01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:11,120 Speaker 3: do that, and the motherfucker keep doing shit. And if 952 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,360 Speaker 3: you beat them, you scared, you gonna knock them unconscious, 953 01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,480 Speaker 3: and you know you're gonna go to jail for that. 954 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,360 Speaker 3: And I'm already black, so you know what I'm saying. 955 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,080 Speaker 3: And white people be pretending like they care about children 956 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:29,640 Speaker 3: that get beat to death. But anyway, sometimes your childre 957 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:36,600 Speaker 3: And if you have teenage girls, sometimes Magdalen made me 958 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:37,840 Speaker 3: so mad one time. 959 01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:39,400 Speaker 1: They gonna be mad they see this. 960 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,520 Speaker 3: Sh I don't give a fuck what you're gonna do 961 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,840 Speaker 3: with my ass. What you're gonna do, Magdalene put me 962 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,920 Speaker 3: in a home because I better watch her. But anyway, 963 01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:52,200 Speaker 3: now I'll shoot that. Let me tell yourself, mommy's playing baby, 964 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:59,680 Speaker 3: Mommy's playing no. So anyway, let me say this. There's 965 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,040 Speaker 3: some thing about the teenage. 966 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:03,960 Speaker 2: Girl. 967 01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:10,720 Speaker 3: That will make you go to jail because they got 968 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:14,600 Speaker 3: an attitude, they got a period and they think they 969 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:20,440 Speaker 3: so fucking slick. I know that's right because he wouldn't. 970 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,680 Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie to you. I wouldn't have let 971 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,280 Speaker 3: my children fuck with R. Kelly. But then again, my 972 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,120 Speaker 3: children kind of budge it. You know what I'm saying, 973 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:32,760 Speaker 3: Just you're got thuggish. My children when they were younger, 974 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:37,080 Speaker 3: they were rough a little save her. Adam Adams such 975 01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:40,280 Speaker 3: a sweet boy. He's a good boy. He's sensitive. 976 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,720 Speaker 1: Had some girls who been there, some basketball jersey and shit. 977 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:51,240 Speaker 3: You must be dreaming that West Indian when when boys 978 01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,720 Speaker 3: used to come back. He's sharpening his machete and ship. 979 01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:54,920 Speaker 3: You know that's not cool. 980 01:05:59,240 --> 01:05:59,960 Speaker 1: They born with a. 981 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:06,080 Speaker 3: H Where you're going, boy, where you're gonna take? She 982 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,360 Speaker 3: call your mom up here, show his machete I got. 983 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:19,240 Speaker 3: I know he's honey. That's good because that and neither 984 01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:22,360 Speaker 3: one of my children girl daughters have any children. 985 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,400 Speaker 1: Because you know why the machete. 986 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:29,720 Speaker 3: We fucking motherfucker's up and on the vidyal plantation. We 987 01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,480 Speaker 3: don't want no strange poems coming up in the here 988 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:37,520 Speaker 3: and maculum and then got pregnant. It'd be some ship. 989 01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:41,919 Speaker 3: The boys fucking get somebody pregnant. That's not my bad, 990 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,280 Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. The grand kids outside to 991 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:51,360 Speaker 3: have five okay and four adopted, that's nine. None of 992 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:57,560 Speaker 3: them fuck with me, I know, uh okay, you I 993 01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:59,440 Speaker 3: don't like to be fucked with. I'm gonna tell you 994 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,880 Speaker 3: I'm the king of Grandma. That needs to be high. 995 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:06,200 Speaker 3: Just the four year is my baby. I love him, 996 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:11,600 Speaker 3: e J I love you Jay, I do love. 997 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,520 Speaker 10: Him, I know, but you don't give his ship told 998 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:22,600 Speaker 10: everybody play y'all, y'all know who my favorite is. 999 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:32,000 Speaker 1: Everything you don't go name the rest of y'all know 1000 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,720 Speaker 1: the other grandma right along. 1001 01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:40,520 Speaker 3: Even tells his other grandma Grandma, this is my grandma, 1002 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,240 Speaker 3: and I don't want I'm not supposed to say that ship. 1003 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:47,200 Speaker 3: I'm not supposed to like bitch anyway. 1004 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:49,920 Speaker 1: That's so hurtful. 1005 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:53,360 Speaker 3: Sometimes grandma's be in competition and they don't know they are. 1006 01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:58,520 Speaker 1: I would hate to see my grandma on the podcast saying, real, 1007 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:03,040 Speaker 1: you know, my grandma, what the drink? 1008 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:03,920 Speaker 11: No? 1009 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:05,080 Speaker 1: Would you? 1010 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:08,560 Speaker 3: I know? You know what my daughter says that I 1011 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:13,080 Speaker 3: am not the grandmother that her grandmother was to her 1012 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:19,160 Speaker 3: and I said, you ain't the daughter. I was, what 1013 01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:19,840 Speaker 3: do you say? 1014 01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:22,200 Speaker 1: Family? Having grandma off some one? 1015 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:27,240 Speaker 3: You know what, though, my mother baked cookies. I baked 1016 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:36,519 Speaker 3: for my children, my grandchildren. You know, I made meat 1017 01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:41,440 Speaker 3: loaf with them, and uh, we need cookies wrapped in bacon. 1018 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:46,719 Speaker 1: And me, what's you called that? A stroke? 1019 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:51,560 Speaker 3: It jimmy as hell though, And then this is this 1020 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:54,720 Speaker 3: is why the boys like to do the cooking, and 1021 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:59,240 Speaker 3: I do let them cook. My granddaughter Zi, I love Zion. 1022 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:09,360 Speaker 3: She she's a teenage girl. And you know, they get 1023 01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:15,040 Speaker 3: these moods that just aren't cool. Girls. Teenage girls get 1024 01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:21,559 Speaker 3: that mood. Can I get some water please? 1025 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:22,080 Speaker 1: Yeah? 1026 01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:31,880 Speaker 3: My grandchildren were laughing in a room and my daughter 1027 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,679 Speaker 3: in law, thank you so much. My daughter in law, 1028 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,320 Speaker 3: she kept saying, what are they laughing about? And they 1029 01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:42,360 Speaker 3: had pulled up me on YouTube. Yeah, and you know 1030 01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:47,240 Speaker 3: that's the damnest thing. And so I don't know if 1031 01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:48,560 Speaker 3: you ever saw it, but I used to do this 1032 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:50,519 Speaker 3: joke about teaching women how to suck a deck. 1033 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,479 Speaker 1: Oh lord, you might need to start back. 1034 01:09:54,720 --> 01:10:00,160 Speaker 3: I'm sorry anyway, So my son my. 1035 01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:07,360 Speaker 1: Great joke, he might need to start. Man, you do 1036 01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:10,320 Speaker 1: notice YouTube about Okay. 1037 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:15,000 Speaker 3: So my my sons were in the audience and I 1038 01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:18,400 Speaker 3: stuck the whole mic in my mouth and my son 1039 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:25,479 Speaker 3: Sergio he don't be mad because I'm proficient anyway. So 1040 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:36,479 Speaker 3: my son Sergio is looking at behind and his his 1041 01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:41,160 Speaker 3: teammates said, oh my god. He said, your mom is 1042 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:45,559 Speaker 3: off the chain. And my son said, say something else 1043 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,320 Speaker 3: about my mom. He said, did you just see her 1044 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:51,240 Speaker 3: miking her math? He say, say something else and I 1045 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:56,479 Speaker 3: was like, So my two boys sat me down and 1046 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,400 Speaker 3: he said, Mom, we need to talk to you about something. 1047 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,280 Speaker 3: And I said what They said, We need you to 1048 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:05,000 Speaker 3: stop doing the oral sex joke, the way you stick 1049 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:08,800 Speaker 3: the mic in your mouth. And I said, what's the problem. 1050 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,840 Speaker 3: He said, we can't fight as my son worries at 1051 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:21,439 Speaker 3: a plant. He says, we can't fight every day we 1052 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:26,720 Speaker 3: can we're trying to keep jobs and ship. And I said, 1053 01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:29,800 Speaker 3: is it really that deep? They said, Mom, do you 1054 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:33,320 Speaker 3: know how many men have told me, woo your mom? 1055 01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:33,960 Speaker 3: Something else? 1056 01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:40,200 Speaker 1: You stuck a microphone in your mouth. 1057 01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:45,400 Speaker 3: You don't think nobody but wait, life turns around. My 1058 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:50,080 Speaker 3: grandchildren once says up my grandson, Grandma, we need to 1059 01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:50,479 Speaker 3: talk to you. 1060 01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:54,120 Speaker 1: I said, what you can't keep doing that, dick sus 1061 01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:58,599 Speaker 1: until all come on the whole. 1062 01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:07,000 Speaker 3: He said, Grandma, that what that we saw what you 1063 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:10,280 Speaker 3: did and I kept my word to my sons. I 1064 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:12,280 Speaker 3: said I would never do it again. But my grandsons, 1065 01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:15,760 Speaker 3: they said, Grandma, that wasn't right. I said, we saw 1066 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:19,960 Speaker 3: what you did. And I said what saw did you did? 1067 01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:25,920 Speaker 3: Saw me do? And they said, you know, I said, 1068 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:29,280 Speaker 3: I said, Grandma told your daddy s that we would 1069 01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:32,639 Speaker 3: never do that again. And Grandma hasn't done it again. 1070 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:35,600 Speaker 1: One day, Grandma gonna get real. Listen, it's time to 1071 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:45,559 Speaker 1: be real, Grandma. This ain't nothing to happen. I started 1072 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:53,120 Speaker 1: this whole family, that. 1073 01:12:54,160 --> 01:13:02,960 Speaker 3: Family grandson about sex and get it. Oh god, my 1074 01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:05,599 Speaker 3: grand my younger grandson said, I don't want to hear 1075 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:06,640 Speaker 3: about it from you. 1076 01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:08,760 Speaker 1: It right. 1077 01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:10,120 Speaker 3: I did deliver it. 1078 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:11,799 Speaker 1: Okay, okay. 1079 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,720 Speaker 3: I told him that this is how it started. He 1080 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:20,120 Speaker 3: gonna tell this girl, he colding this baby cousin, talk 1081 01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,840 Speaker 3: about this is my daughter. 1082 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:30,880 Speaker 1: And you said, he will cool his baby cousin. 1083 01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:33,639 Speaker 3: He's holding his baby, his baby cousin. 1084 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:37,760 Speaker 1: Oh he was holding Oh okay, he said, And I. 1085 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,200 Speaker 3: Can't wait and I take care of my baby. I 1086 01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:43,320 Speaker 3: can't wait to make love to you. And so I'm 1087 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:46,439 Speaker 3: on the plane and Sergio cost me. He said, let 1088 01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:48,560 Speaker 3: me tell you about what your grandson did. And he 1089 01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:50,519 Speaker 3: said he telling this girl he wanted to make love 1090 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:55,519 Speaker 3: to her. And I said, what I said, that's crazy shit. 1091 01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:59,280 Speaker 3: Excuse me. So I say, I'm coming over there. 1092 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:01,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1093 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:06,800 Speaker 3: So they say, okay, I go over there. I see everybody, 1094 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:09,960 Speaker 3: you know, concerned, jose party house, the kool Aid house. 1095 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:15,320 Speaker 3: I say, uh, Jayden, what's making love? 1096 01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:17,040 Speaker 1: Uh? 1097 01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:25,280 Speaker 3: I said, tell grandma what's making love? Because that's my grandma. Boys, 1098 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,599 Speaker 3: tell grandma what's making love? 1099 01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:30,400 Speaker 1: Well, Grandma, that's when you take your day. 1100 01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:35,439 Speaker 3: Oh no, well you know. I said, okay, let me 1101 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,439 Speaker 3: do you know how? You know how babies get it right? 1102 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,080 Speaker 3: Kind of? I said, okay, let me break it down 1103 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,920 Speaker 3: for you. And I started talking about the eggs. I said, 1104 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,720 Speaker 3: and even that little cum that pre come that comes 1105 01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:47,040 Speaker 3: out your dick, that. 1106 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:57,800 Speaker 1: Grandma crazy. I'm smoking with Grandma. Anytime anything go wrong, 1107 01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,640 Speaker 1: on calling grandma, fuck call him on. 1108 01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,280 Speaker 3: And I told him and I said, and let me 1109 01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:05,680 Speaker 3: tell you something else. You need to stop jacking off 1110 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:08,000 Speaker 3: in the bump beds because your brother thinks is a 1111 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:11,360 Speaker 3: ghosts and you're scaring the funk out of him. You 1112 01:15:11,479 --> 01:15:14,280 Speaker 3: need to, I said, And I. 1113 01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:17,160 Speaker 1: Told him, I said, let me just say, you. 1114 01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:22,000 Speaker 3: Take it hard. 1115 01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:26,760 Speaker 1: You going. You just gotta be going, nigga because the 1116 01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:29,519 Speaker 1: nuk get with it. Not that I know, but I'm 1117 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:30,120 Speaker 1: just saying, but. 1118 01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:34,320 Speaker 3: I think you do. Told him his grandpa jacks off, 1119 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:38,360 Speaker 3: his great grandpa jacked off. Your daddy jacks off. That's 1120 01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:41,080 Speaker 3: a law. I mean, all should do it, but you 1121 01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:43,719 Speaker 3: need to stop doing it in the bump, bess because 1122 01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:45,280 Speaker 3: de Trick is scared. 1123 01:15:45,400 --> 01:16:04,599 Speaker 8: But this gotta be the worst man. You with your 1124 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,040 Speaker 8: brother that won't stop checking off. 1125 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:13,840 Speaker 1: That's a fun up man, Grandma, that's trauma the whole bunk. 1126 01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:15,439 Speaker 3: Up there. 1127 01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:17,920 Speaker 1: I know they don't you don't know. 1128 01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:19,200 Speaker 3: I please Grandma. 1129 01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:22,240 Speaker 2: Don't know by their grandma and tell them to stop 1130 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:22,920 Speaker 2: beating their dick. 1131 01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:26,960 Speaker 1: I said, I'm not coming over your house to stop. 1132 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,240 Speaker 1: She said, stopped being there on the man. I'm gonna 1133 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,000 Speaker 1: talk my grandma about being my dick. I ain't coming 1134 01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:33,360 Speaker 1: up on my own talking about pre come but ship 1135 01:16:33,439 --> 01:16:33,880 Speaker 1: that's where. 1136 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,240 Speaker 2: We well, yeah, you know, because your grandma ain't gonna 1137 01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:40,040 Speaker 2: have Yeah, Grandma don't say about it. 1138 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,960 Speaker 1: What you better do. Go back in there and play 1139 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:48,639 Speaker 1: with your your your mama say she's been hard and wide. 1140 01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:54,679 Speaker 1: Stop checking off. He's shaking you up. Brother, he can't 1141 01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:59,439 Speaker 1: leaping bron He brought it back there playing with you, Dick. 1142 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:07,479 Speaker 11: I'm scared to go in there because you know, you know, 1143 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:10,599 Speaker 11: ship goes. 1144 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,080 Speaker 1: You go in there and put. 1145 01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:18,280 Speaker 3: Crunchy ass socks and just say you can come in 1146 01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:18,840 Speaker 3: here and eat. 1147 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:24,960 Speaker 1: You got time to play with yours. I ain't nothing 1148 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:25,479 Speaker 1: my fault. 1149 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:28,519 Speaker 3: This is my life. 1150 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:32,280 Speaker 1: That's serious to many. How many grand boys you got, 1151 01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:36,600 Speaker 1: my Nicholas, you. 1152 01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:38,600 Speaker 3: Just kind of look at him and just go, you 1153 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:42,160 Speaker 3: know what. Uh you can tell when boys are having 1154 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:44,479 Speaker 3: sex because they just be walking around with their chest 1155 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:51,320 Speaker 3: puffed out. But it's uh. Girls, when when you think 1156 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:55,439 Speaker 3: when they got it, when they've been given penis, uh, 1157 01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,479 Speaker 3: you hope it's not mediocre. You know what I'm saying. 1158 01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,880 Speaker 3: You mean, because some men are mediocre. 1159 01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:04,479 Speaker 1: We're not gonna do that. 1160 01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:08,600 Speaker 3: I never fucked teenage boys when I was young. I 1161 01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:13,720 Speaker 3: fucked it da You know they daddies because they had 1162 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:17,759 Speaker 3: their own car. I don't mean somebody got a borrow 1163 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,960 Speaker 3: car owner. 1164 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:23,760 Speaker 1: A different error. 1165 01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:24,000 Speaker 2: Man. 1166 01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:28,240 Speaker 4: It was likely had to be a you know, daddy 1167 01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:30,000 Speaker 4: sixteen years older than your mama's not. 1168 01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:32,439 Speaker 3: My mother and father are no longer with us, so 1169 01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:35,040 Speaker 3: they didn't hear me say that, but they. 1170 01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,680 Speaker 1: Know me no time. I mean, that's how it was 1171 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,880 Speaker 1: back then. So you didn't want No, you didn't have. 1172 01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:42,439 Speaker 4: Can't talking about back then, ship, It needs to be 1173 01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:44,200 Speaker 4: niggas picking up girls from the school when I was 1174 01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:44,759 Speaker 4: in school. 1175 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:49,479 Speaker 3: Oh, I'm you know, gonna about my school clothes. What 1176 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:50,599 Speaker 3: are you talking about? 1177 01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:54,200 Speaker 1: Jesus, We're gonna do a different era, you know what. 1178 01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:00,280 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry. We digressed and I just run you that. 1179 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:01,760 Speaker 1: How did you find that? 1180 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:04,479 Speaker 3: I was? Okay, I'm sorry. You have to bring me 1181 01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:09,400 Speaker 3: back around. I was Huntsville, Alabama and they told me 1182 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:10,519 Speaker 3: you was. 1183 01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:12,200 Speaker 1: A Huntsville when you got the call. That was over 1184 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:12,599 Speaker 1: with too. 1185 01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:14,960 Speaker 3: No, no, what I was in New York when that happened. 1186 01:19:15,439 --> 01:19:21,920 Speaker 3: That was I was. I had ordered something from Carnegie Delhi. 1187 01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:25,280 Speaker 1: You don't forget ship, that you remember, right, she don't 1188 01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:28,000 Speaker 1: forget sh I had to push No. 1189 01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:32,320 Speaker 3: I had turkey turkey and their sandwiches be like this. 1190 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:36,439 Speaker 3: I don't know. So anyway, you have a sandwich for 1191 01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:41,040 Speaker 3: four days if from Carnegie Deli. And it was like 1192 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:48,599 Speaker 3: sixty four dollars. So anyway, sandwich, yeah, yeah, a big sandwich. 1193 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:52,080 Speaker 3: So anyway, and I had prayed and everything because I 1194 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:54,640 Speaker 3: didn't want to lose my show. I didn't so you 1195 01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:58,880 Speaker 3: knew this was I knew. I knew that happened. They 1196 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:06,000 Speaker 3: didn't renew, and I was I took it. I think 1197 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:09,080 Speaker 3: I took it like a champ because I was still working. 1198 01:20:09,479 --> 01:20:15,920 Speaker 3: I kept working. The show was off, I was still 1199 01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:20,439 Speaker 3: playing clubs and theaters and stuff, so I did not 1200 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:23,960 Speaker 3: I've always been like that, a workaholic like that. And 1201 01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:28,960 Speaker 3: then one day I said, well, what am I going now, Bernie, 1202 01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:33,640 Speaker 3: and he says, you go home, because you have to 1203 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:40,040 Speaker 3: have a life. Everything is not work. But to me, 1204 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:47,560 Speaker 3: everything is work. Everything is work, which is like this 1205 01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:50,560 Speaker 3: is to me like an adventure. It's like it's like 1206 01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:53,880 Speaker 3: I got so much I can't tell you everything, and 1207 01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:58,280 Speaker 3: now I can't tell you everything because it would be crazy. 1208 01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:01,680 Speaker 3: But it's just nice to be around creative people that 1209 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:10,160 Speaker 3: are funny and I think real you guys get to 1210 01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:11,360 Speaker 3: say a lot of shit. 1211 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:12,160 Speaker 2: You do. 1212 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,400 Speaker 3: Well, somebody had to break around mother the way, What 1213 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:19,680 Speaker 3: do you want to do? Okay, I do say a 1214 01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:24,800 Speaker 3: lot of shit, and I've been blessed that people receive it. 1215 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,200 Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. And when they tell you 1216 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:38,000 Speaker 3: your show is over, it doesn't feel good because remember 1217 01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:41,639 Speaker 3: the show was my name and I had to take 1218 01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:44,840 Speaker 3: in for a minute. Does that mean I failed? No, 1219 01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:47,519 Speaker 3: it doesn't mean I feel. It means I just keep 1220 01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:52,120 Speaker 3: going good. And I think if we had had the 1221 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:56,920 Speaker 3: upn the WB or all of those things, my show 1222 01:21:56,960 --> 01:22:00,120 Speaker 3: would still have been on for five years, which it 1223 01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:03,840 Speaker 3: made me golding. But I'll be honest with you. I 1224 01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:07,800 Speaker 3: don't regret doing the show. I regret some of mine 1225 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:13,080 Speaker 3: my behavior. Okay, I regret some things that I didn't. 1226 01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:17,200 Speaker 3: You know, I won't fight like this. You gotta fight 1227 01:22:17,439 --> 01:22:21,560 Speaker 3: like this because they're playing a different game. And I 1228 01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:23,760 Speaker 3: was like, I will fight a man. I don't give 1229 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:26,120 Speaker 3: a fuck. I'm like Sophia, I don't give a fuck. 1230 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:28,840 Speaker 2: So it was definitely that work though, because you know, 1231 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,280 Speaker 2: Steve only did one season. 1232 01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:34,599 Speaker 3: Two Okay, we had with me and Steve. He don't 1233 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:39,560 Speaker 3: even remember this. I bet Steve, the me and the 1234 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:43,280 Speaker 3: boys had just game on ABC, and I was at 1235 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:46,559 Speaker 3: this gallery or something and Steve having to be there 1236 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:54,280 Speaker 3: and and he was he doesn't know know that I know, 1237 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:58,360 Speaker 3: but he was kind of cocky and surprise anyway, So anyway, 1238 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:06,840 Speaker 3: I didn't do that, and I knew when I heard 1239 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:11,920 Speaker 3: they mentioned it, I knew it was gonna last because 1240 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:16,640 Speaker 3: if they think I'm rebellious, you don't. You ain't seen it. 1241 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:21,160 Speaker 3: This is a black man. He's not gonna take guff 1242 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,160 Speaker 3: like that. I knew. 1243 01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:26,599 Speaker 1: I knew that's what you mean. Okay, you know, if 1244 01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:31,160 Speaker 1: if you weren't going, he definitely and he. 1245 01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:34,120 Speaker 3: And he lasted a year, but he had magic Sinclaire 1246 01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:37,280 Speaker 3: and I really would have liked to meet her. But 1247 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:43,679 Speaker 3: other than that, you know. Uh. It was funny because 1248 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:51,880 Speaker 3: on the studio set, I heard all of the pas 1249 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:56,360 Speaker 3: were running around and I'll said, what the hell is 1250 01:23:56,439 --> 01:24:01,559 Speaker 3: going on? And Roseanne caught Tom messing with this girl 1251 01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:04,599 Speaker 3: and I said, it came all the way from over 1252 01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:08,559 Speaker 3: there to over here. Y'all crazy as hell, Go find 1253 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:12,920 Speaker 3: something to do. It was a different kind of word. 1254 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,560 Speaker 3: Will Smith was very nice to me. 1255 01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:19,480 Speaker 1: So they were doing all these shows in the same studio. 1256 01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:27,720 Speaker 3: Around yeah, the same lot. I remember coach his his 1257 01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:31,120 Speaker 3: actors would come over to our set. I used to 1258 01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:34,479 Speaker 3: watch that show, okay, and the kids wanted to see 1259 01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:39,680 Speaker 3: Coach being filmed, and they said, uh, my kids off 1260 01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:42,920 Speaker 3: my show. Wanted to go see Coach being film and 1261 01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:46,800 Speaker 3: they told them they couldn't watch. So when Coaches people 1262 01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:50,680 Speaker 3: tried to come back over, I said them, get them out. 1263 01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:54,439 Speaker 3: They can't come over there. You can't come over here. 1264 01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:58,320 Speaker 3: And I don't play that ship. What movie you watching? 1265 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,000 Speaker 3: The so just you would just. 1266 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:03,240 Speaker 1: See the little So they were ready to get your 1267 01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:08,600 Speaker 1: hands off. You know, they had a who called you? 1268 01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:08,800 Speaker 3: Did? 1269 01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:10,760 Speaker 1: They had a good so the courtesy to call you 1270 01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:13,479 Speaker 1: or the mad me? 1271 01:25:14,479 --> 01:25:19,439 Speaker 3: My manager, the same manager Rosie o'donald had and Martha Stewart, so. 1272 01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:27,200 Speaker 1: He they cat the curve I got going on. But 1273 01:25:29,479 --> 01:25:31,080 Speaker 1: I don't worry. That's the bullshit. 1274 01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:35,600 Speaker 3: That's you know. I wasn't mad. I wasn't I was 1275 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:41,400 Speaker 3: just wounded. I think that's the most honest thing I 1276 01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:49,120 Speaker 3: can say. If you had your dream detourred, you be 1277 01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:49,880 Speaker 3: pissed too. 1278 01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,200 Speaker 1: No, of course I can imagine. 1279 01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:57,120 Speaker 3: When I heard other things behind the scenes, I realized 1280 01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:03,800 Speaker 3: I already knew because Bill have warned me and he said, 1281 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:09,760 Speaker 3: don't let them not make you be who you are. 1282 01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:14,400 Speaker 3: Don't let them, don't let them maneuver for you. And 1283 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:18,120 Speaker 3: he he was right, he was right, But it did 1284 01:26:18,280 --> 01:26:20,040 Speaker 3: cost me a lot of money and it pissed me 1285 01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:26,200 Speaker 3: off because I liked that track you. Oh yeah, so 1286 01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:31,080 Speaker 3: why don't they on they episodes? They've said that they've 1287 01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:33,240 Speaker 3: seen Some people have told me they saw it on Bounce, 1288 01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:36,000 Speaker 3: and you know that's not a bad network. 1289 01:26:36,439 --> 01:26:38,920 Speaker 2: No, a lot of stuff come on Bounce. But I'm saying, though, 1290 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:42,280 Speaker 2: like they need to keep it. I would like, well, 1291 01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:44,400 Speaker 2: at least put it on DVD like they were not. 1292 01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:45,800 Speaker 1: Now you know what I'm saying. 1293 01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:52,280 Speaker 3: Now they just crack it out, squirrel. I'm sorry, my 1294 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:59,920 Speaker 3: mind went somewhere else. It's uh. It was something that 1295 01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:07,479 Speaker 3: at thousands of comedians. My mother told me, she said, 1296 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,000 Speaker 3: you have nothing to be ashamed of. You did a 1297 01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,960 Speaker 3: good job. She said, let me tell you something. Do 1298 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:16,720 Speaker 3: you know how many millions of comedians, thousands of comedians 1299 01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:21,560 Speaker 3: wish they could do half the stuff you've done? And 1300 01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:23,280 Speaker 3: I never thought about it like that. 1301 01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:25,920 Speaker 1: We wanted to bump beds because they're what your kids 1302 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,400 Speaker 1: had in their room on the show. 1303 01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:30,320 Speaker 3: Oh shut up, yeah, we wanted. 1304 01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:32,640 Speaker 2: Bump bed coch our room used to look like the 1305 01:27:32,760 --> 01:27:35,840 Speaker 2: kind of jail without on twin beds their grandma high. 1306 01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:38,120 Speaker 1: So we wut we wanted to bump beds in that. 1307 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:40,559 Speaker 3: You so silly. 1308 01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:42,879 Speaker 1: That was a little flex. 1309 01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:49,680 Speaker 3: Come on, oh me, he has stairs and at stairs. 1310 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:54,519 Speaker 1: You know stairs trailers in the country. Now I'm going 1311 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:55,280 Speaker 1: to let you know that. 1312 01:27:56,280 --> 01:27:59,519 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. Having stairs ain't everything. I 1313 01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:03,320 Speaker 3: had stairs, a pool in the backyard and all that. 1314 01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:05,639 Speaker 3: Silly ship it don't mean nothing. 1315 01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:07,920 Speaker 1: I mean you gotta have it and know that. 1316 01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:10,120 Speaker 3: That's true too. 1317 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:15,439 Speaker 1: What's the craziest thing you bought? You first got the show. 1318 01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:27,840 Speaker 3: A big screen TV? But not but by your standards 1319 01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:31,040 Speaker 3: with their flat screens and stuff. It wasn't that. It 1320 01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:37,519 Speaker 3: was this this. I still have it. I still have 1321 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:45,280 Speaker 3: money and it's still worse. Come on, have a d 1322 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:50,320 Speaker 3: I have ay, ain't gonna watch you. I have a 1323 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:51,400 Speaker 3: d v D show. 1324 01:28:51,439 --> 01:28:55,640 Speaker 4: People tap dancing show, regular TV. You cannot get the 1325 01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:58,519 Speaker 4: game on that TV. She's just a bunch of niggas 1326 01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:02,680 Speaker 4: on there doing this. It's only showing cable from that. 1327 01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:04,280 Speaker 1: Ye, that's it. 1328 01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:05,040 Speaker 4: That's it. 1329 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:15,080 Speaker 1: Juice and fruit commercial, right, fruit to. 1330 01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:16,520 Speaker 2: Taste and taste and tastes. 1331 01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:20,839 Speaker 1: Commercials on that still got the TV. That's crazy. 1332 01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:24,280 Speaker 3: I still have a TV and it still works. And 1333 01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:27,120 Speaker 3: I bet you, I bet you if I put it 1334 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:32,760 Speaker 3: out on my lawn, some Latino people will buy it. Man, 1335 01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:33,760 Speaker 3: let me tell you something. 1336 01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:40,120 Speaker 1: Twenty five dollars boy, and my daughter would make me 1337 01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:47,360 Speaker 1: take it. Man, you to commercial one more time? Water 1338 01:29:47,479 --> 01:29:50,599 Speaker 1: that hold on still that's valuable? Or you hold onto everything? 1339 01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:56,400 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm the kind of hoarder that holds on to everything. 1340 01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:59,160 Speaker 3: I got dresses in the size like I wnuna get 1341 01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:04,400 Speaker 3: that size, so they talk ship. I'm gonna lose this weight, bitch, please, Yeah, 1342 01:30:04,439 --> 01:30:07,280 Speaker 3: I stole from your show over him. I do, I do. 1343 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:10,440 Speaker 3: I have a chair with my name on the supposed. 1344 01:30:10,040 --> 01:30:13,680 Speaker 1: To keep that. That ain't hoarding, that's that's I do know. 1345 01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:19,640 Speaker 3: But I do hoard like yard rows. And that's the ceramic. 1346 01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:24,479 Speaker 2: So if you invited somebody over, can they walk through 1347 01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:27,439 Speaker 2: your house and you got a fucking maze you. 1348 01:30:27,479 --> 01:30:32,000 Speaker 3: Can walk hold you could walk through my house, but 1349 01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:35,800 Speaker 3: you can't go in my room. No, it's the devil 1350 01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:40,439 Speaker 3: in there. Don't hoarder stuff, but it's not like you. Yeah, no, 1351 01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:46,200 Speaker 3: let me tell you. It's like, is this ship. 1352 01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:54,040 Speaker 1: That he's crazy? He thinks I'm uh, you. 1353 01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,280 Speaker 3: Don't know I'm talking. 1354 01:30:57,840 --> 01:31:02,160 Speaker 1: He don't know how I do it? Saying that next day? 1355 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:08,240 Speaker 1: You know, Hey, y'all ain't hot. I'm the only one. 1356 01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:19,720 Speaker 3: I used to. I used to. Nothing is wrong? Have 1357 01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:21,640 Speaker 3: you just pure? Hen? 1358 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:25,680 Speaker 1: Pure? I've had? Have you that one? V? S O. B. 1359 01:31:26,080 --> 01:31:28,400 Speaker 1: Black or the white from the island? 1360 01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:29,080 Speaker 3: Okay? 1361 01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:30,439 Speaker 1: I had all of them? 1362 01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:32,880 Speaker 3: Which one? This is the one? 1363 01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:33,240 Speaker 4: You like? 1364 01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:34,320 Speaker 1: Any one of them? 1365 01:31:34,479 --> 01:31:35,240 Speaker 2: Just so? 1366 01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:42,200 Speaker 3: Are you an alcoholic? No? Let me tell you something. Yes, 1367 01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:44,719 Speaker 3: I ain't trying to get. 1368 01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:48,920 Speaker 1: Loans and you okay. 1369 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:52,200 Speaker 3: I used to drink Southern Comfort and Hawaiian punch. 1370 01:31:52,479 --> 01:31:55,640 Speaker 1: What is it? That's called a ratchet? You know what 1371 01:31:55,680 --> 01:32:00,400 Speaker 1: I'm saying. But what is is it? Connec is vodka whisky. 1372 01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:04,960 Speaker 3: It's a It's a whiskey with Hawaiian punch. Yeah, I 1373 01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:08,840 Speaker 3: was a teenager, that's what. Okay, stupid ship, But you 1374 01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:12,920 Speaker 3: know what I would look. I would drink that and 1375 01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:15,400 Speaker 3: smoke me a joint on the side of my trail 1376 01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:20,519 Speaker 3: and on five. Let me tell you something, No, no, 1377 01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:25,479 Speaker 3: And I was so I was lit and I walked 1378 01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:28,240 Speaker 3: by my mom and my daddy in the house and 1379 01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,600 Speaker 3: went to my room and laid down. That's all you 1380 01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:33,360 Speaker 3: can That's all you can do, right, And I was 1381 01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:36,679 Speaker 3: comfortable as I could be. And then my mother turned 1382 01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:38,880 Speaker 3: that light on and say, the dishes waiting for you. 1383 01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:42,200 Speaker 3: I was like, God damn it, and I was so buzzed. 1384 01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:44,080 Speaker 1: Why do you do this before you got sucking up? 1385 01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:48,320 Speaker 3: Well, I thought the net would do them. You know, 1386 01:32:48,439 --> 01:32:50,960 Speaker 3: when you have siblings, you have motherfucker mice things. 1387 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:56,280 Speaker 1: It ain't never your turn. When it's your turn, it's 1388 01:32:56,280 --> 01:32:57,080 Speaker 1: your turn. Get up. 1389 01:32:57,320 --> 01:33:00,599 Speaker 2: You had that drinking well Hawaiian punch and who Southern 1390 01:33:00,640 --> 01:33:01,559 Speaker 2: comfort man? 1391 01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:04,320 Speaker 1: She just no, that's not like a good throw up. 1392 01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:09,320 Speaker 3: No, the Southern comforted is smooth with just with sweet 1393 01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:12,479 Speaker 3: ass Hawaiian. But well it was good. 1394 01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:17,439 Speaker 1: That's that's before. 1395 01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:24,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, Mad Dog twenty, my cut my girlfriend car. She 1396 01:33:24,160 --> 01:33:27,360 Speaker 3: drank so much Mad Dog her her tongue turned purple. 1397 01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:31,800 Speaker 1: She was doing something damn that was busy. 1398 01:33:32,040 --> 01:33:34,920 Speaker 3: And she was so drunk and we was trying to 1399 01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:37,720 Speaker 3: help her, and so we just left her at her 1400 01:33:37,840 --> 01:33:44,000 Speaker 3: door because her mama was no black panther. Oh damn, 1401 01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:46,240 Speaker 3: her mom and her daddy, I said, oh ship, missus 1402 01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:49,040 Speaker 3: table gonna be mad. So we just left her at 1403 01:33:49,120 --> 01:33:49,439 Speaker 3: the door. 1404 01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:50,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably get out there. 1405 01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:54,439 Speaker 3: She was drunk as fuck. She was sick for two weeks. 1406 01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:59,120 Speaker 3: We just laid her down by the house. It's just like, well, lord. 1407 01:33:59,120 --> 01:34:03,080 Speaker 1: Y'all chased that wist it with Hawaiian punt, glowed the horn. 1408 01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:06,080 Speaker 3: And drink drinking Mad Dog twenty twenty, good. 1409 01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:19,720 Speaker 1: Beauty. Then out there she flumped over in the damazana. 1410 01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:25,640 Speaker 3: I had a Lincoln Continental with suicide doors, got hold on. 1411 01:34:33,120 --> 01:34:35,920 Speaker 1: She get just snatching up the goddamn roll and ship 1412 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:39,680 Speaker 1: and you can tell the asphalt over And that's what 1413 01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:40,000 Speaker 1: wasn't it. 1414 01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:42,599 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. If you get hit by 1415 01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:46,000 Speaker 3: a Lincoln Continental, you did you dead? Your car is 1416 01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:48,720 Speaker 3: fucked up. Let me tell you something. That's when America 1417 01:34:48,920 --> 01:34:49,280 Speaker 3: made a. 1418 01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:52,080 Speaker 1: Car made out when you rolled. 1419 01:34:52,439 --> 01:34:57,000 Speaker 3: I was driving, baby, and I was doing eighty and 1420 01:34:57,160 --> 01:35:00,120 Speaker 3: a thirty mile. Swear to god, I didn't know it 1421 01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:02,479 Speaker 3: was so smooth that come from. 1422 01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:04,640 Speaker 1: That drinking that Hawaiian puants and that whiskey. 1423 01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:07,880 Speaker 3: Could be I know it, but I always made it home. 1424 01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:12,599 Speaker 3: You can hear you could hear my eight track playing 1425 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:18,240 Speaker 3: the FUNKADELICSH God, damn, get off your ass enchampment. 1426 01:35:18,360 --> 01:35:19,080 Speaker 5: It was loud. 1427 01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:21,760 Speaker 3: You could hear me coming. And my little sister was 1428 01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:22,680 Speaker 3: in the car with me. 1429 01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:25,240 Speaker 2: So what called you about when you got that big chick? 1430 01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:27,320 Speaker 2: When you got that TV show? I know you had 1431 01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:28,479 Speaker 2: that Lincoln or Gone. 1432 01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:42,240 Speaker 6: She bought that TV And she said, so you didn't 1433 01:35:42,360 --> 01:35:43,439 Speaker 6: just go blow your. 1434 01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:45,360 Speaker 1: Ship because you went about the Toyota. 1435 01:35:45,560 --> 01:35:47,920 Speaker 3: If I'm on, I had the Toyota before I had 1436 01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:48,719 Speaker 3: the TV show. 1437 01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:49,400 Speaker 1: Oh so you can. 1438 01:35:49,960 --> 01:35:51,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, they tell you don't blow you you don't start 1439 01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:53,360 Speaker 4: blowing to your third season anyway. 1440 01:35:53,479 --> 01:35:54,439 Speaker 1: Oh so you did right? 1441 01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:57,840 Speaker 3: Well? You the money that you made from the first 1442 01:35:57,920 --> 01:36:02,120 Speaker 3: season is not is is ample as it is now. 1443 01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:05,760 Speaker 3: You know you got people getting a million dollars an episode. 1444 01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:14,280 Speaker 3: So yeah, so I mean, but come on, please. 1445 01:36:15,680 --> 01:36:19,160 Speaker 1: Anyway, I ain't never watched that ship. 1446 01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:22,040 Speaker 3: I don't. I didn't enjoy you know what I have. 1447 01:36:22,240 --> 01:36:27,519 Speaker 3: I know he's he's a good performer, but I never 1448 01:36:27,720 --> 01:36:31,879 Speaker 3: felt close to him. And I think when you do comedy, 1449 01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:37,679 Speaker 3: you have to you're bridging a gap and you're trying. 1450 01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:43,040 Speaker 3: I like to be around my audience. I love my audiences. 1451 01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:49,880 Speaker 3: You know, he's very sterile. He's very. 1452 01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:53,000 Speaker 1: Doing the same set between years. 1453 01:36:54,680 --> 01:36:57,880 Speaker 3: I don't think so. I mean he said, he said, 1454 01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:02,400 Speaker 3: let me tell you something and he sell out Carnegy 1455 01:37:02,479 --> 01:37:03,000 Speaker 3: Hall with the. 1456 01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:05,600 Speaker 4: Fuck He was on some documentary. He was talking to 1457 01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:07,800 Speaker 4: Chris Rock tea like, yeah, we're doing the same thing. 1458 01:37:08,439 --> 01:37:11,240 Speaker 3: I worked with Chris Rock and The Dirtiest Dozen when 1459 01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:12,760 Speaker 3: he was young, a teenager. 1460 01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:15,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the Dirtiest Dozen't. 1461 01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:18,880 Speaker 3: It's a show a movie I did with Rodney danger Flow. 1462 01:37:19,120 --> 01:37:22,320 Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's who gave me my first break, dirt So. 1463 01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:27,320 Speaker 1: It's like Rodney danger Field, that dope getting more respect. 1464 01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:31,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, my first introducing him with Lady Bulls. I'm sorry, 1465 01:37:32,439 --> 01:37:34,280 Speaker 2: I'm a kid, that's right. 1466 01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:38,439 Speaker 4: No dirty eight year ol nigga talking about I'm a 1467 01:37:38,520 --> 01:37:39,680 Speaker 4: kid somebody. 1468 01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:46,040 Speaker 1: When he was out, I'm a kid. I didn't my 1469 01:37:46,120 --> 01:37:47,080 Speaker 1: first in with. 1470 01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:49,439 Speaker 4: Lady boys, and I went back and saw some other ship. 1471 01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:52,479 Speaker 3: But college kids made him a star. 1472 01:37:52,720 --> 01:37:54,600 Speaker 1: Said, he gave your first break. What you mean like 1473 01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:56,479 Speaker 1: he took and roll of some uh. 1474 01:37:56,800 --> 01:38:01,560 Speaker 3: You let me be on his sitcom. He let me 1475 01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:09,640 Speaker 3: be on HBO the Showtime Special, and he gave me 1476 01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:13,640 Speaker 3: my first opportunity and he filmed dirtiest dozens, and I 1477 01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:17,160 Speaker 3: got to I got to get it. 1478 01:38:20,240 --> 01:38:22,040 Speaker 1: I've never heard nobody get him created like it. 1479 01:38:22,280 --> 01:38:29,160 Speaker 3: You know, he if you know, he he's he saw something. 1480 01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:33,040 Speaker 3: I mean when he called me, my friend said, she 1481 01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:38,240 Speaker 3: answered on and she goes and I said, goddamn, Radney danger. 1482 01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:41,080 Speaker 3: If you're calling here, he y'all number like that back 1483 01:38:41,160 --> 01:38:45,320 Speaker 3: then it's easy. Are you gonna do is look at 1484 01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:48,800 Speaker 3: it just for laughs and see who's the aging. So 1485 01:38:49,479 --> 01:38:52,960 Speaker 3: he he called me and he said, I think that 1486 01:38:53,120 --> 01:38:58,160 Speaker 3: you're really down, and I like you. I just love it. 1487 01:38:58,240 --> 01:39:00,880 Speaker 3: I think you're so down to earth. You're just down. 1488 01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:07,439 Speaker 3: And if he could recognize it, then why can't everybody 1489 01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:11,040 Speaker 3: else recognize it? And why am I not allowed to 1490 01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:14,000 Speaker 3: say what I want to say? And that's another thing? 1491 01:39:14,080 --> 01:39:15,960 Speaker 3: Why am I allowed to say what I want to say? 1492 01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:19,160 Speaker 3: And I'm a woman, I got just as much thought 1493 01:39:19,360 --> 01:39:24,280 Speaker 3: as y'all do, if not more, because I'm older than you. 1494 01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:44,840 Speaker 3: I got wisdom. No, I mean, it's always been hard 1495 01:39:45,439 --> 01:39:47,840 Speaker 3: to say what some of the ship I say. It's 1496 01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:49,360 Speaker 3: always been hard to stand. 1497 01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:52,120 Speaker 1: That's what makes us comedience. 1498 01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:59,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes I think it's wrong for uh, why does 1499 01:39:59,680 --> 01:40:06,479 Speaker 3: everybody to give a fuck about oh man, man, if 1500 01:40:06,560 --> 01:40:11,960 Speaker 3: you say something about them, they get beside themselves. And 1501 01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:15,680 Speaker 3: I laugh because it's funny, because you know what, they 1502 01:40:15,760 --> 01:40:21,639 Speaker 3: are so united and we are ship. You can't get 1503 01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:26,960 Speaker 3: us to have a barbecue without a problem. It's like everybody. 1504 01:40:27,040 --> 01:40:30,040 Speaker 3: You ever notice they got. 1505 01:40:29,960 --> 01:40:31,080 Speaker 1: Their whole ship to up. 1506 01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:34,519 Speaker 2: Guys, the regular fuckers are trying. 1507 01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:40,000 Speaker 1: To fuck with us again. It's it's people who fuck regular. 1508 01:40:49,320 --> 01:40:59,799 Speaker 1: I'm talking about that. We're in the presents people regular. 1509 01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:14,519 Speaker 3: Man. 1510 01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:19,200 Speaker 1: Man, we could literally do this ship all night. 1511 01:41:20,320 --> 01:41:28,280 Speaker 3: We're not but he needs a cigarette. I'm not lying either. 1512 01:41:28,360 --> 01:41:32,479 Speaker 3: We're weird, but I love no. I smoked jar jar. 1513 01:41:33,479 --> 01:41:36,799 Speaker 3: It's nice like jangos. 1514 01:41:36,920 --> 01:41:41,599 Speaker 4: Help me like cigarettes, It's like clothes cigarettes goodness. 1515 01:41:42,760 --> 01:41:49,479 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is so nice. Thank you, you're so sweet. 1516 01:41:51,080 --> 01:41:54,200 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I got a hoodie. I'm gonna keep 1517 01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:58,920 Speaker 3: this for myself. I'm not gonna tell my children on 1518 01:41:59,040 --> 01:41:59,519 Speaker 3: the market. 1519 01:42:00,680 --> 01:42:03,800 Speaker 1: You already in Barris and put their own business out 1520 01:42:04,640 --> 01:42:05,080 Speaker 1: to say this. 1521 01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:08,160 Speaker 3: I wanted to give a shout out to enough Sad, Keenan, 1522 01:42:08,320 --> 01:42:12,800 Speaker 3: enough Sad for making this happen and y'all for letting me. 1523 01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:14,040 Speaker 3: Yeah that's Keenan. 1524 01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:20,000 Speaker 1: No, you don't understand what it's like. You know, it's 1525 01:42:20,800 --> 01:42:24,040 Speaker 1: we are the generation that grew up watching you on TV. 1526 01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:27,320 Speaker 5: It's saying the privilege just to sit here and listen 1527 01:42:27,439 --> 01:42:30,280 Speaker 5: to you talk your ship and tell your stories. 1528 01:42:30,680 --> 01:42:31,960 Speaker 1: This your first time coming. 1529 01:42:32,520 --> 01:42:35,519 Speaker 2: Definitely, don't let it be your last, because you guys 1530 01:42:35,600 --> 01:42:37,840 Speaker 2: are fun most Definitely. 1531 01:42:37,880 --> 01:42:40,559 Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the eighty five Self Show. 1532 01:42:45,479 --> 01:42:47,680 Speaker 5: If you made it this farther, you would know that 1533 01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:52,439 Speaker 5: we are talking to some comedic worldty today. Lady who 1534 01:42:52,560 --> 01:42:55,559 Speaker 5: put it down, had her own show, traveled the world 1535 01:42:56,000 --> 01:42:59,920 Speaker 5: doing jokes, and the first first black woman with her TV. 1536 01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:02,519 Speaker 3: On National Network. 1537 01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:06,840 Speaker 2: On the National Network, the namesake had Brandy Jason Weed. 1538 01:43:08,040 --> 01:43:12,920 Speaker 1: I made a classic. She raised us anti for real. 1539 01:43:13,840 --> 01:43:20,000 Speaker 1: Another thing you did none other than. 1540 01:43:22,280 --> 01:43:22,679 Speaker 3: Cross. 1541 01:43:25,880 --> 01:43:28,320 Speaker 1: Well, we really appreciate you stopping through here. 1542 01:43:28,360 --> 01:43:35,000 Speaker 3: I'm here and see you guys because I watched I 1543 01:43:35,160 --> 01:43:40,120 Speaker 3: watched it. I said, well, I've never let me find out. 1544 01:43:40,280 --> 01:43:42,960 Speaker 1: You're gonna finishan I ain't never heard them they with. 1545 01:43:42,920 --> 01:43:44,479 Speaker 6: The guy, you. 1546 01:43:48,040 --> 01:43:51,479 Speaker 3: Know, I said, let's just say that. I said, what 1547 01:43:51,640 --> 01:43:55,080 Speaker 3: is what is eighty five South? What is what is that? 1548 01:43:55,280 --> 01:43:58,360 Speaker 3: And what is it eighty five? I don't get that part. 1549 01:43:58,520 --> 01:44:01,160 Speaker 1: But you got to get shout out to Kenny because 1550 01:44:01,160 --> 01:44:01,679 Speaker 1: he knew. 1551 01:44:04,960 --> 01:44:05,000 Speaker 8: You. 1552 01:44:06,600 --> 01:44:09,120 Speaker 1: Trust me, you might not know. 1553 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:16,680 Speaker 3: But let me tell you something. My kids loose as 1554 01:44:16,760 --> 01:44:21,519 Speaker 3: you were, and I said, I want to my daughter's 1555 01:44:21,600 --> 01:44:24,840 Speaker 3: going to work right now, and uh, because she works, 1556 01:44:26,439 --> 01:44:26,960 Speaker 3: she worked. 1557 01:44:27,960 --> 01:44:30,000 Speaker 1: Damn your kids watch us on him. Well, we're just 1558 01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:36,840 Speaker 1: gonna tell him. Yeah, your mama came to the trapping guy. Yeah, yeah, 1559 01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:41,479 Speaker 1: all nails all the ship. Throw it back at Justine 1560 01:44:46,360 --> 01:44:48,880 Speaker 1: that Bill. The joke was funny, is he? You know? 1561 01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:54,280 Speaker 4: I tried sticking the many call. 1562 01:44:54,240 --> 01:44:55,280 Speaker 1: Me off, Gord. I ain't gonna lie. 1563 01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:55,519 Speaker 6: That was. 1564 01:45:01,520 --> 01:45:04,720 Speaker 3: Y'all are just y'all are some. I don't know how 1565 01:45:04,760 --> 01:45:06,880 Speaker 3: long you've been doing How long you've been doing commed? 1566 01:45:07,360 --> 01:45:08,040 Speaker 1: Fifteen years? 1567 01:45:08,280 --> 01:45:11,760 Speaker 3: How long are you thirteen? Oh he's a musician, what 1568 01:45:11,920 --> 01:45:12,679 Speaker 3: do you how long? 1569 01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:18,280 Speaker 1: Twenty twenty? We baby? 1570 01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:23,280 Speaker 3: Still, I think that you're very very very very smart 1571 01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:28,760 Speaker 3: and very very funny. If if I'd have known you, 1572 01:45:29,800 --> 01:45:34,160 Speaker 3: I've been doing it. Damn near forty if that's the law, 1573 01:45:34,320 --> 01:45:40,599 Speaker 3: ain't it. Yeah, let me tell you something. I would 1574 01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:42,280 Speaker 3: have hung out with you motherfuckers. 1575 01:45:42,360 --> 01:45:45,479 Speaker 4: You've been right, We've been hanging out with you back 1576 01:45:45,520 --> 01:45:48,559 Speaker 4: today freebase No, no, no, no, not. 1577 01:45:50,320 --> 01:45:51,080 Speaker 3: I got children. 1578 01:45:52,240 --> 01:45:57,920 Speaker 1: We've been free. I wouldn't. You're crazy, broa with it's 1579 01:45:58,200 --> 01:46:03,080 Speaker 1: about us? Who the fun y'all niggas think y'all are? 1580 01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:05,600 Speaker 8: We just had been born in the wrong generation, bro, 1581 01:46:05,920 --> 01:46:08,040 Speaker 8: we would have been the auto about it. 1582 01:46:09,240 --> 01:46:13,920 Speaker 1: You got some as. How long is it got them? Podcast? 1583 01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:16,320 Speaker 3: I got to go get my letters. 1584 01:46:16,520 --> 01:46:20,200 Speaker 1: Come on, man, say good night, niggas, say good night. 1585 01:46:22,160 --> 01:46:22,400 Speaker 6: Ship. 1586 01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:27,519 Speaker 1: Hey, hey y'all, Hey, hey, thank y'all watching man, yaucky. 1587 01:46:27,600 --> 01:46:30,559 Speaker 1: You would have been the exempt we had. Hey, hey, 1588 01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:33,479 Speaker 1: not only do we have it, but we got it. Man, 1589 01:46:33,560 --> 01:46:41,960 Speaker 1: we got you do a little gail man. She was 1590 01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:44,720 Speaker 1: on everything. Man, I'm telling you we would have been 1591 01:46:44,760 --> 01:46:48,200 Speaker 1: on that. Hey man, we got them from them. Man, 1592 01:46:50,720 --> 01:46:55,200 Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. Next we're gonna get ten tomorrow. 1593 01:46:55,640 --> 01:46:59,800 Speaker 1: I'm telling you we're doing big ship over here. Hey, man, 1594 01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:01,160 Speaker 1: more than you. 1595 01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:05,000 Speaker 4: Think we would have been exempting. You out your mind. 1596 01:47:05,360 --> 01:47:07,080 Speaker 4: Don't don't do us like that. I'm glad we. 1597 01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:12,320 Speaker 3: Two people arguing. My daughter was telling me she said 1598 01:47:12,360 --> 01:47:14,600 Speaker 3: she was working with with she was working in the 1599 01:47:14,640 --> 01:47:20,320 Speaker 3: whole six story. She said, you know what cocaine back 1600 01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:22,400 Speaker 3: in the nineties was the best it could be. 1601 01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:24,040 Speaker 8: That was. 1602 01:47:25,720 --> 01:47:28,679 Speaker 3: They said it was. It was the best. He said, 1603 01:47:29,080 --> 01:47:33,120 Speaker 3: just the cocaine they got now with this fenanol in it, Yeah, 1604 01:47:33,240 --> 01:47:34,800 Speaker 3: this ain't ship. I can't do this. 1605 01:47:35,280 --> 01:47:37,000 Speaker 1: And these looked like it was the best. 1606 01:47:37,040 --> 01:47:38,720 Speaker 4: The way they would dance, like how hard they were 1607 01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:40,360 Speaker 4: spinning around, Yeah, it was all. 1608 01:47:40,960 --> 01:47:42,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awesome. 1609 01:47:43,640 --> 01:47:46,960 Speaker 3: Show you give me just a minute. 1610 01:47:48,160 --> 01:47:50,880 Speaker 1: That was cocaine. We both. 1611 01:47:58,080 --> 01:47:58,639 Speaker 4: Your time. 1612 01:48:00,840 --> 01:48:05,040 Speaker 1: Mother used to say, bro, you crazy. 1613 01:48:06,240 --> 01:48:09,920 Speaker 3: Can like somebody's watching. 1614 01:48:13,760 --> 01:48:20,840 Speaker 1: He round nigga trying to walk down good So you 1615 01:48:23,240 --> 01:48:28,160 Speaker 1: walking in the rain, I disagree on powerful right around 1616 01:48:28,240 --> 01:48:31,800 Speaker 1: in the car and follows the mothers Now, you gotta 1617 01:48:31,800 --> 01:48:33,639 Speaker 1: be on powdered to walk in the rain, nigga. That's 1618 01:48:33,640 --> 01:48:40,639 Speaker 1: what he called the man a chicken mcnugga. He told 1619 01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:45,160 Speaker 1: him motherbou. He told him that coach, aren't you Jones? 1620 01:48:45,600 --> 01:48:50,760 Speaker 3: Oh man, y'all, miss y'all missed a good time. And 1621 01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:52,320 Speaker 3: you know what, we didn't fight. 1622 01:48:53,520 --> 01:48:54,800 Speaker 1: You might not go to jail. 1623 01:48:54,920 --> 01:48:55,080 Speaker 3: You know. 1624 01:48:55,200 --> 01:48:57,720 Speaker 2: I think it was meant by our our generation out 1625 01:48:57,760 --> 01:49:01,840 Speaker 2: to be like said, we been well, probably got over it. 1626 01:49:01,880 --> 01:49:03,400 Speaker 3: We would have been on it. Well, some of you 1627 01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:05,599 Speaker 3: would have got over. Some of them never did. 1628 01:49:06,080 --> 01:49:07,880 Speaker 1: Some of them never did. That's what just what happened. 1629 01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:09,320 Speaker 1: I made a lot of money all the ones who 1630 01:49:09,400 --> 01:49:12,639 Speaker 1: never did. Once they got sil. 1631 01:49:12,800 --> 01:49:15,040 Speaker 3: Once that she got solid, we probably stopped sucking with it. 1632 01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:15,960 Speaker 1: I think that's what I think. 1633 01:49:19,120 --> 01:49:25,360 Speaker 3: Food. You can't trust trust drugs like you used to 1634 01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:28,400 Speaker 3: when I was girl. 1635 01:49:28,720 --> 01:49:31,560 Speaker 2: But back then, they didn't think crap were gonna do 1636 01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:32,639 Speaker 2: them like it did they. 1637 01:49:33,439 --> 01:49:39,000 Speaker 3: Saying never, they never. Richard Pryor tells you that they 1638 01:49:39,160 --> 01:49:42,080 Speaker 3: never foresaw it because I threw it away, Grandma. I 1639 01:49:42,160 --> 01:49:44,640 Speaker 3: threw it away. Nigga, you could have payed, got your 1640 01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:49,000 Speaker 3: money back. I mean no one you know why you 1641 01:49:49,120 --> 01:49:51,840 Speaker 3: coulda took it back to the grandma. 1642 01:49:51,880 --> 01:49:54,599 Speaker 1: They ain't hard work. You can't. You can't go back 1643 01:49:54,640 --> 01:49:55,800 Speaker 1: to the dope man. 1644 01:49:56,240 --> 01:49:58,120 Speaker 3: Excuse me, it's. 1645 01:49:59,840 --> 01:50:04,120 Speaker 8: To You. 1646 01:50:05,720 --> 01:50:12,280 Speaker 3: Would have never thought that that cocaine would have did 1647 01:50:12,520 --> 01:50:16,559 Speaker 3: what it did. Of course, nobody first saw because it was. 1648 01:50:16,680 --> 01:50:20,120 Speaker 2: Like, it was cool until they put it in a microwave. 1649 01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:26,120 Speaker 3: Exactly, it was cool till they discovered cocaine crack, until 1650 01:50:26,160 --> 01:50:28,320 Speaker 3: they figured they could turn it into crack. 1651 01:50:28,600 --> 01:50:28,880 Speaker 6: You know what. 1652 01:50:30,479 --> 01:50:33,120 Speaker 3: I'm a digress for a minute, But if you watched 1653 01:50:33,479 --> 01:50:38,040 Speaker 3: I like to watch movies, old ones. I'm a real 1654 01:50:38,280 --> 01:50:43,040 Speaker 3: big fan of those classics. Also, if you watch Hollywood, 1655 01:50:43,200 --> 01:50:49,519 Speaker 3: it tells you what it thinks of us. When you 1656 01:50:49,760 --> 01:50:56,160 Speaker 3: see Black Panther, the movie, not the marvel. I'm talking 1657 01:50:56,160 --> 01:51:05,240 Speaker 3: about the movie. They gave the dealer free heroine and cocaine. 1658 01:51:08,360 --> 01:51:15,320 Speaker 3: They never foresaw that if you give him this, he 1659 01:51:15,439 --> 01:51:20,880 Speaker 3: will become rich. They never saw that. They the Godfather 1660 01:51:21,280 --> 01:51:25,519 Speaker 3: when they talk about drugs, remember he says, I would 1661 01:51:25,640 --> 01:51:28,799 Speaker 3: keep it amongst the colored because let them lose their souls. 1662 01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:31,600 Speaker 5: We don't do dope in this family. Give it to 1663 01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:39,000 Speaker 5: the niggas. And they did give it to the movies 1664 01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:40,200 Speaker 5: and let them figure it out. 1665 01:51:42,160 --> 01:51:45,320 Speaker 3: Watch enough film, you'll be like white people just bold 1666 01:51:45,439 --> 01:51:47,240 Speaker 3: enough to tell us they don't give a fuck about 1667 01:51:47,320 --> 01:51:51,000 Speaker 3: us in film, and we're looking at it in our face. 1668 01:51:51,280 --> 01:51:56,640 Speaker 3: I just think that, you know, and then Angel do 1669 01:51:56,680 --> 01:52:03,719 Speaker 3: us what was before cocaine and you didn't know about Angel, Okay, 1670 01:52:03,960 --> 01:52:07,600 Speaker 3: you would. You would lace it in a joint or 1671 01:52:07,720 --> 01:52:11,679 Speaker 3: tobacco and they would smoke it and then they would jump. 1672 01:52:14,080 --> 01:52:18,080 Speaker 3: They would be crazy. They would be crazy, and it 1673 01:52:18,240 --> 01:52:19,639 Speaker 3: was what he gave smoking. 1674 01:52:19,800 --> 01:52:21,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, that you would. 1675 01:52:21,560 --> 01:52:25,439 Speaker 3: You would watch the evolution of a drugs in just 1676 01:52:25,840 --> 01:52:29,439 Speaker 3: forty years. That you know, we're from weed. I remember 1677 01:52:29,439 --> 01:52:31,960 Speaker 3: where you could get a four finger lid for twenty 1678 01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:35,960 Speaker 3: dollars a lid. It's an ounce of weed. 1679 01:52:37,400 --> 01:52:40,680 Speaker 1: Lead it's a zip now man, Yeah, they fucked me up. Yeah, 1680 01:52:40,720 --> 01:52:42,720 Speaker 1: she said four fingle le let me get the lid. 1681 01:52:42,800 --> 01:52:44,960 Speaker 1: A week. I mean you got it? You got that 1682 01:52:45,120 --> 01:52:46,120 Speaker 1: much weed in the bed? 1683 01:52:48,360 --> 01:52:50,800 Speaker 3: No, you just a week. I went to Mexico on 1684 01:52:50,880 --> 01:52:59,920 Speaker 3: body red hair system. I was a lid an ounce 1685 01:53:00,320 --> 01:53:08,519 Speaker 3: you got t yeah, man, started off at two hundred dollars. 1686 01:53:10,080 --> 01:53:12,000 Speaker 1: To make to make ten dollars. 1687 01:53:14,200 --> 01:53:16,600 Speaker 3: You go to Mexico. Mexico used to be fun to 1688 01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:17,599 Speaker 3: go to war As. 1689 01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:22,960 Speaker 1: About. That's what I was. 1690 01:53:24,560 --> 01:53:28,120 Speaker 3: That's where I was went right right across back. I 1691 01:53:28,320 --> 01:53:32,800 Speaker 3: had Texas right, I was performing in Texas. But we 1692 01:53:33,040 --> 01:53:35,839 Speaker 3: all would go to I was performing in the Passo 1693 01:53:36,280 --> 01:53:40,360 Speaker 3: and I would go over to Warres uh and give 1694 01:53:40,439 --> 01:53:42,280 Speaker 3: me some weed. Let me tell and I go to 1695 01:53:42,360 --> 01:53:44,040 Speaker 3: the Mercago and all that other ship. 1696 01:53:44,080 --> 01:53:46,599 Speaker 1: But anyway, you really wanted some weed, you took your 1697 01:53:47,360 --> 01:53:48,360 Speaker 1: Let me tell you what you. 1698 01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:49,160 Speaker 2: Say, baby. 1699 01:53:51,280 --> 01:53:53,960 Speaker 3: Called weed? We always called it weed. 1700 01:53:56,680 --> 01:53:59,479 Speaker 1: What now you came up to me trying to bout 1701 01:53:59,479 --> 01:54:00,280 Speaker 1: some marian. 1702 01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:01,800 Speaker 5: Called it. 1703 01:54:02,840 --> 01:54:05,320 Speaker 1: She said, we always called it weed on marijuana. You 1704 01:54:05,439 --> 01:54:08,840 Speaker 1: come up to me trying about the marijuana grass. 1705 01:54:09,560 --> 01:54:11,920 Speaker 3: The white boy, the white boys would call. 1706 01:54:11,880 --> 01:54:15,040 Speaker 1: It grass grass. Yeah, but you know what, you know 1707 01:54:15,160 --> 01:54:19,760 Speaker 1: what I wanted. I always wanted some pot we called it. 1708 01:54:20,479 --> 01:54:21,879 Speaker 1: I ain't never had no pot. 1709 01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:29,200 Speaker 8: Want man good, I want to smoke poll that gets stown. 1710 01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:33,640 Speaker 1: We that ara gone. We can't get that pots gone. 1711 01:54:34,920 --> 01:54:36,520 Speaker 1: I don't think we're like pot got. 1712 01:54:36,640 --> 01:54:38,720 Speaker 4: The only thing pot was was when they started taking 1713 01:54:38,800 --> 01:54:41,600 Speaker 4: stop growing we outside, started growing inside and it was 1714 01:54:41,600 --> 01:54:44,720 Speaker 4: growing yeah that way. 1715 01:54:45,880 --> 01:54:50,560 Speaker 3: Really, that was really amazing that you could grow an 1716 01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:56,720 Speaker 3: inside with the lights you as weed. I got Argentina 1717 01:54:56,880 --> 01:54:58,560 Speaker 3: she was growing in in her closet. 1718 01:54:58,880 --> 01:55:02,000 Speaker 1: Man, you remember everybody the name Man. That's crazy too. 1719 01:55:01,960 --> 01:55:05,080 Speaker 5: Where they're from and all that ship that ended up 1720 01:55:05,160 --> 01:55:06,840 Speaker 5: being a ten part minutes. 1721 01:55:08,120 --> 01:55:13,400 Speaker 1: You gotta come back this episode longest routes long as 1722 01:55:13,880 --> 01:55:20,680 Speaker 1: any class south Shore thing. We out of here. Stay 1723 01:55:20,760 --> 01:55:23,560 Speaker 1: right there so we can take a picture, shoot the flick. 1724 01:55:23,680 --> 01:55:23,840 Speaker 3: Drew