Speaker 1: It is Drinks Chances, motherfucker podcast. Man, he's a legends
Speaker 1: every queen's rapper. He's agreed as your boy in O R.
Speaker 2: He's a Miami hip hop mayonaier p up its dj
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Speaker 1: time for drink Champions. Drink up, motherfuck mother? Would a
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Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna say this because the persons that we
Speaker 3: have today, I'm proud to say is one of my
Speaker 3: favorite comedians. I would say all the time, I will say,
Speaker 3: you know, one of my favorite white comedians, and that's
Speaker 3: not right because I don't say one of my favorite
Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy is one.
Speaker 1: Of my favorite black comedians. So this is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite comedians. I'm pause. I'm so into this dude
Speaker 1: that this morning when I woke up.
Speaker 3: And you had to pause I said, I woke up
Speaker 3: and my wife said I I got bread, and she
Speaker 3: was like who.
Speaker 1: And you know, I don't know how to pronounce your
Speaker 1: last name. It's like it's like Restchester sauce. No one
Speaker 1: wants to, no one wants to, no one wants to
Speaker 1: say that. So this is how I knew.
Speaker 3: I go one of my favorite comedians and she goes,
Speaker 3: who the white guy with no shirt? And when I
Speaker 3: tell you, man, I watch all of his specials. I
Speaker 3: watch everything about this man. I follow him on Instagram.
Speaker 3: He hands down one of the funniest people on the planet.
Speaker 3: He's hands down my spirit drinking animal.
Speaker 1: He set a speech.
Speaker 3: He set a speech one day, and that's how I
Speaker 3: know all of our friends are alcoholics, because we campaign that.
Speaker 1: Speech as if it was Phil Jackson looking at Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan's at one quarter, and we all live by this speech.
Speaker 1: So in case you don't know who the fuck I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, talking about the one, holy right Christian and
Speaker 1: now I'm ready to drink. Okay, so listen, let me
Speaker 1: just say before you start, Jamie K I wanted to
Speaker 1: get something expression. I know they told you Vodka Club
Speaker 1: sold the Vodka Club, but I wanted to bring and
Speaker 1: drink with you. I've been holding this bottle with a
Speaker 1: Pappy Van winks. Shut the fuck, shut up. I've been saying,
Speaker 1: take my shirt off. I've been ready to drink this,
Speaker 1: and so I got FaceTime like this is in singing dude, dude,
Speaker 1: by the way, that's the reaction I wanted holding it.
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking some of my friends and they be like,
Speaker 3: what is that. I'm trying to explain to them what
Speaker 3: it is, but I.
Speaker 1: Don't do you know what you know about pappy? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: my dad, my dad, this is his whiskey. Like he
Speaker 1: had a friend who had some and brought him over
Speaker 1: and he had some of My dad talks about this whiskey.
Speaker 1: No fucking stop. It's hard to get, it's hard to find,
Speaker 1: it's expensively ship. Ye, dude, Yeah, I'm gonna do a glass.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a glass. I'm gonna do a glass. Yes,
Speaker 1: no ice, straight up, straight up. I was wondering what
Speaker 1: I was gonna drink. When I watch you guys sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm like, are they taking shots of champagne? And I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, champagne gets me gassy. I
Speaker 1: was like, I really want to drink whiskey. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sound so fucking out of touch. They're like, like, what
Speaker 1: do you want? Because I love Jack Daniel Jack drink dude.
Speaker 1: I walked on the plane yesterday and the flight two
Speaker 1: dude flight attendants were sitting there and they have the
Speaker 1: biggest shit eating grins on their face, and I looked
Speaker 1: at me and they go double jack on the rocks
Speaker 1: lots as I stepped on the fucking plane and then
Speaker 1: they got me in the cocktail. I was fucking hammerd
Speaker 1: So he's like, I was driving the plane. So let
Speaker 1: me ask you because that's like I got twenty twenty
Speaker 1: things that I go to if I ever like filling
Speaker 1: down or whatever. And you have two of them, there's
Speaker 1: a twenty.
Speaker 3: The one is the motivational speech when you say I'm
Speaker 3: gonna take.
Speaker 1: Care of myself just enough. Soaka, wow, can you explain
Speaker 1: that to people who who just seeing that footage? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I have this theory. I'm very punitive, so like
Speaker 1: I wake up if I'm hungover, I feel like I
Speaker 1: deserve to punish myself a little bit so that I
Speaker 1: can write the boat Like this morning I was bad.
Speaker 1: I was bad this morning I drank all day in
Speaker 1: Miami yesterday and then woke up this morning sweating. I
Speaker 1: got scared, like every wake up, mean, I just got scared,
Speaker 1: Like what did you do last day? I just don't
Speaker 1: just scared, just like I don't want to be alone
Speaker 1: right now. And I was like, all right, can up
Speaker 1: go to get on the treadmill and then bust out
Speaker 1: like I tried to put in four miles on the
Speaker 1: tremill every day and then. And I'm a personal trainer.
Speaker 1: I shoot gear like I'm on steroids, so like, so
Speaker 1: we should talk about that because I walk, We should
Speaker 1: said they know what ever, I'm worrying about you today?
Speaker 1: It was oh shit, oh shit, okay, it's really good
Speaker 1: for your it's my cardiologist got me on it now.
Speaker 1: The steroids, he goes. HiT's a specific kind of SA. No,
Speaker 1: it's testosterone. Oh, it's like the regular like workout ship
Speaker 1: I do. My dick's hard NonStop. It's I know I'm
Speaker 1: being as serious. Those below tracksuits. I can't wear them
Speaker 1: on places. I wake up with a rock. My dick's hard,
Speaker 1: like when we were kids. Do you remember when we
Speaker 1: were kids and our dicks got hard all the time,
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm at my grandma's fucking funeral. My dick
Speaker 1: is hard, my littles aret that good, that used to
Speaker 1: be better. But who cares. I'm shooting blanks into a
Speaker 1: fucking lady on Menopaus.
Speaker 2: Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm just be honest with you. I
Speaker 3: drank a bottle of ten. I drink a bottle of ten.
Speaker 3: I've drank a bottle. Yeah, I think I've only drank
Speaker 3: a whole bottle of ten. I've never drank a bottle
Speaker 3: of fifteen. It's my first time, and I'm gonna try
Speaker 3: to finish the whole bottle.
Speaker 1: Hey, you just trying to make it hate it like this,
Speaker 1: I produce me the rest of the advertises. But let's
Speaker 1: talk about that. Like, So, so I work out, so
Speaker 1: I used to have. I have this feeling like if
Speaker 1: you let the dirty stuff stay inside you, if you
Speaker 1: don't sweat it out or burn it out, then it
Speaker 1: builds up. And when it builds up, that's when you
Speaker 1: start getting sick. So, like, I just work out hard
Speaker 1: every day so they can party at night. And if
Speaker 1: I really push it, and like if I have like
Speaker 1: a full day, like Sauna polar plunge, hour, hour and
Speaker 1: a half workout lifting weights. Dude, I get through a
Speaker 1: day great. I get up at six in the morning,
Speaker 1: I work out and then and then I liked, I
Speaker 1: love I love the sparkle the alcohol gives you, Like,
Speaker 1: I just love it. I love the feeling when like,
Speaker 1: I had a secret the other day and I told
Speaker 1: my wife, I said, I got a good fucking secret,
Speaker 1: and she goes like, open a bottle of wine. And
Speaker 1: then and then you're like, yeah, open a bottle of wine.
Speaker 1: And then you get blankets, you go out to the
Speaker 1: fire fit outside, you bring the dogs out, and then
Speaker 1: you pour glass of wine. You're like, all right, what's
Speaker 1: the secret? Like that energy, I just fucking love it,
Speaker 1: And so I like this. I loved it. I've been
Speaker 1: waiting for this drink all fucking day. And so I
Speaker 1: never want to get rid of I never want to
Speaker 1: be irresponsible enough that I can't do it, because I've
Speaker 1: watched that happen to people and you're like, fuck, you
Speaker 1: fucked it up, Like you could have especially ever talked
Speaker 1: to dudes who got sober at like sixteen, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you never even got to have margaritas. You never got
Speaker 1: the fun stuff. You got sober and Cisco and James.
Speaker 1: You never had a face and come on, yeah, I
Speaker 1: love that. I love that feeling. And so I try
Speaker 1: to stay healthy enough and like do the enough good
Speaker 1: stuff so that I can keep drinking because I just
Speaker 1: I love it. I do love it. But never a
Speaker 1: health scare at all. No, never know when you say that,
Speaker 1: knock on fucking what by the way, you are the
Speaker 1: drinking god.
Speaker 3: Me following you, me following you on Instagram has probably
Speaker 3: been the best thing I've ever did. I love following
Speaker 3: you on Instagram and I love you. Just show the
Speaker 3: cabin show what is it? Oh yeah, yeah on Netflix?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's funny though, Like you know, Snoop's hard to
Speaker 1: get ahold of, right, he's got like four phones? Yeah
Speaker 1: he don't he only I don't know what he never
Speaker 1: has one. It's assistant, got assistant, yeah, yeah, yeah. And
Speaker 1: so we were doing two Bears one cave one time,
Speaker 1: and I was like, let's see if we can get
Speaker 1: a hold of Snoop, see if he wants to go
Speaker 1: fishing with us. Just so I called him and he answered,
Speaker 1: he didn't say anything, and I was like, Snoop Snoop Dogg,
Speaker 1: Snoop Doggie Dog Calvin and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: he goes, who's this and when it's Burt and he goes,
Speaker 1: you're a bad motherfucker bird Riiser. He goes, I just
Speaker 1: binge watched the cabin. I was like, shit, it was
Speaker 1: an accident. Man. I know, I'm not supposed to talk
Speaker 1: like this because you know what was the accident. The
Speaker 1: whole fucking thing was an accident during the pandemic. No, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: so what We sold a show to Netflix that was scripted,
Speaker 1: so it was scripted. It was it's a series that
Speaker 1: was in Canada that this Canadian dude did a French
Speaker 1: speaking series and it was scripted, and so we were
Speaker 1: gonna write scripts and cast it. But all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: pandemics starts showing up, and uh, and we can't get
Speaker 1: a cast. We're trying to get a cast before Christmas.
Speaker 1: We can't lock down a cast, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, we're ready to start shooting, Pandemics starting to
Speaker 1: kick in and we're like, fuck it, let's just we'll
Speaker 1: figure it out and just and we just played it
Speaker 1: by ear and we just tried to make each other
Speaker 1: laugh and that was the I mean, I mean we
Speaker 1: said the very first show. It was me and Tom
Speaker 1: processing an EMU with a chainsaw, and we were looking
Speaker 1: at each other going, are we gonna get in trouble?
Speaker 1: Like this is like I'm oblivious to I'm oblivious to
Speaker 1: cancel culture and like I just say things and then
Speaker 1: and then I lay in bed and go, what the
Speaker 1: fuck's wrong? And then we had a scene with Donald
Speaker 1: Rollins and Bobby Lee. You're taking my interview, dude, that
Speaker 1: is my next question, by the way, the fun That
Speaker 1: was the funniest, shortest I've ever laughed in my fuck. Look, okay,
Speaker 1: I was offended at first, Like you could tell that
Speaker 1: you didn't tell him. I could tell, Oh, yeah, tell
Speaker 1: I didn't love gayshit. He walks into you and him
Speaker 1: nicky right him bother your naked on the bear skin rug.
Speaker 1: I love gay shit, Like, oh my guys love. If
Speaker 1: I can sneak around and put my dick on his shoulder,
Speaker 1: he'd be like, got me, you love white guys love
Speaker 1: gash already. I don't know why, man, it's like the
Speaker 1: gayer the fun or it is for me, like I mean,
Speaker 1: our whole podcast two Bears One Cave is based on
Speaker 1: me and Tom fantasizing what we'd be like if we
Speaker 1: were gay, and I go, I would be great. I'd
Speaker 1: come home and I'd chase you and hold you down
Speaker 1: and wrestle you. And he'd be like, I don't think
Speaker 1: that's how it's done. I go, that's how I do it.
Speaker 1: And then that's how he came up with two Bears,
Speaker 1: One Cave. Yeah. Man, there's a moment in the Bobby,
Speaker 1: Bobby and Donnelle. Now it's hard to explain. Like comics,
Speaker 1: we're like brothers, you know. So like even if I
Speaker 1: don't know each other, even if we don't know each other,
Speaker 1: we're like brothers. We take care of each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked shit about each other sometimes, but like we
Speaker 1: love each other and you can't really offend us. So
Speaker 1: there's a moment where we're doing scream therapy and Bobby
Speaker 1: starts being I go channel your They both lost their fathers,
Speaker 1: and I go channel your father, and Bobby goes, I'll
Speaker 1: channel your father, Donelle, and I go, I wouldn't do
Speaker 1: the accent, Bobby, and he's like, hey, Donell and we'rebby
Speaker 1: Bobby stop and then Donelle starts going, oh, Bobby's and
Speaker 1: they're going back and float and I am crying. I'm
Speaker 1: crying laughing, and we are all three dudes. I'm in
Speaker 1: a road naked. They should give me a coffee, Enema.
Speaker 1: I ship all over Bobby's fans. I mean, there is
Speaker 1: the best part. The best part is we have a
Speaker 1: psychic at the end, a psychic. And she goes, She goes, uh, Donelle,
Speaker 1: I'm sensing that your your father wasn't around. Oh ship?
Speaker 1: Was that a fantas a fat? I ain't gona lie
Speaker 1: my bad. I was eating pizza. We got your pizza too.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I got your pizza. We got you pizza.
Speaker 1: Got that from Joe's pizza. I'm sorry, I finished, damn
Speaker 1: you hold on. She goes Donelle, sensing that your father
Speaker 1: wasn't around much, and he goes really and she goes,
Speaker 1: was he away somewhere? And then I go, what are
Speaker 1: you sensing from Bobby's dad? And she goes, he was
Speaker 1: really strict? I go, man, you's being racist, like, yeah, donee,
Speaker 1: that was in prison? That yeah? Tell me about my dad.
Speaker 1: Was he a lawyer? Buddy, buddy? Are you guessing no?
Speaker 1: That was that that whole series was fun as fuck.
Speaker 1: We didn't expect it to do well, and and and people.
Speaker 1: I'm glad people found it and enjoy it.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I don't see nothing prior to
Speaker 3: that on TV like that. And then after like that,
Speaker 3: you guys would be.
Speaker 1: Awesome on it because it's just people.
Speaker 2: A yeah, no, you know reverse I say reverse colon
Speaker 2: because I drink the salt water. I call it a
Speaker 2: reverse klonic because you're pissing out jazz a lot.
Speaker 1: I had a colodna once. We used when we were kids.
Speaker 1: We used to take the hose and shoving up her
Speaker 1: ass the holes. Yeah, and then this kind of love.
Speaker 1: I love what you said. You took your father to escapehouse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: escape room? Yeah, okay, so how did that happen? So
Speaker 1: we do it is one of this It's so funny
Speaker 1: because I was I didn't. I wasn't doing it as
Speaker 1: a bit. And then Georgia called me on stage one night.
Speaker 1: She's in college. And if college kid calls, your answer,
Speaker 1: George is his daughter. George is my oldest. I feel
Speaker 1: like I know your whole family, you know. Can I
Speaker 1: tell you there's a golf named David Ardy and I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan of his. He's an announcer and I
Speaker 1: ran into him at to Live tournament in Adelaide and
Speaker 1: I go, Dad, Arity, Holy ship did fucking arity. I'm
Speaker 1: in an elevator. Huh. And he's trying to keep a
Speaker 1: propriiately go I'm burt. I'm a comedian. And he turns around.
Speaker 1: He goes Georgia and Ireland Daddy, and I went, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm maybe I'm talking about my kids too much. And
Speaker 1: your wife, yeah, oh I talk. I was just I
Speaker 1: was talking about her on kay Rock this morning. Wow,
Speaker 1: like yeah, saying she was old. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I was saying. She got me reading glasses and uh,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize when I gave her a kiss. I
Speaker 1: hadn't seen this bitch on high death in ten fucking years.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. And I'm on kay Rock and
Speaker 1: she calls, we're listening to you on k Rock. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh god, here, Yeah, I'm an open book. I overshare
Speaker 1: and I feel like I feel like I try to
Speaker 1: be as honest as I can about my feelings about
Speaker 1: my family because it's like it's like you could sit
Speaker 1: there and celebrate your wife, celebrate your kids all day.
Speaker 1: But like most of the time, the funniest stories we
Speaker 1: share about our kids are on when we shitting on them,
Speaker 1: And you're like, like, she called one time on I
Speaker 1: got in trouble for shooting dice and she called up
Speaker 1: on two bears, and you're listening to two parents trying
Speaker 1: to parent a situation for real, not like the Cosmy
Speaker 1: show where it's like but it's and so that's the
Speaker 1: way I've always approached it. But yeah, we took George
Speaker 1: and Ilo wanted my dad uh to go to an
Speaker 1: escape room and say wanted to him to lose his
Speaker 1: ship because he has he like he'll spin out of control,
Speaker 1: and I have a pay he wanted him to lose.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason they want him to go. The
Speaker 1: only reason you and him to where good at it.
Speaker 1: We don't work good as a team, Like we want
Speaker 1: to take Papa to a scape room. I go, you
Speaker 1: got your fucking mind, And they're like, we want you
Speaker 1: to go too. I go, no, we don't work well
Speaker 1: together as a team, and like, yeah, we know. And
Speaker 1: then we went and it was dude, it was in
Speaker 1: a jew's house, it was in a mall, it was
Speaker 1: in a DU's house in a bad fucking neighborhood. We
Speaker 1: knock on the door. Dude's already in character, in a robe,
Speaker 1: towel around his head, stroking a cat, just looking at me,
Speaker 1: going have you seen my mother? And my dad's like,
Speaker 1: it's just fucking real. We walked in. He gets us
Speaker 1: into his mother's room and locks the door, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just walked my family in a Steiler Kills house,
Speaker 1: like I'm and my dad's like, you dumb mother. He
Speaker 1: decided to wait. We didn't even waiver, didn't him a
Speaker 1: credit card, just locked into a fucking room. My dad
Speaker 1: goes he turned his house into a fucking escape room,
Speaker 1: like Jeffrey Dahmer and you. When I'm now, I'm having
Speaker 1: a real pain attack. I'm not gonna take a shit
Speaker 1: if i'm I'm like looking for a voss or something
Speaker 1: to shit in. My dad's spinning out of a stroll.
Speaker 1: My mom's excited. He's like, do you think he's gonna
Speaker 1: tie us up? My mom and my dad like, shut
Speaker 1: the fucking package, dude. It was the fucking and I
Speaker 1: didn't remember any of it. A panic attack. Georgia called
Speaker 1: me on stage. She was like she was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: are you telling the escape room story? I was like,
Speaker 1: what's up?
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Speaker 1: No, she goes, what about it? She goes, we only
Speaker 1: brought you and Pap up there so you'd lose your shit.
Speaker 1: I was like, and it gets a laugh. I go no.
Speaker 1: She goes, he remember Papa through Nana into the wall,
Speaker 1: and I went, oh yeah, yeah, that gets a laugh.
Speaker 1: Do you remember we got into that trapdoor and you
Speaker 1: took your shit and Papa's mouth and the big pop
Speaker 1: because you farted. I farted and he was behind me.
Speaker 1: We were crawling, and so I farted into his mouth
Speaker 1: like the human centipede right there, and he went from
Speaker 1: coach to count real quick, cock sucker the whole from it. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: but yeah, a lot of times I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: the I don't I'm not good at flagging the funny
Speaker 1: stories like I'm good at I can retell them. I
Speaker 1: don't remember them really like And then my wife will go,
Speaker 1: are you doing the bit about I love with the thing?
Speaker 1: And I'll go, oh, no, so you don't write you
Speaker 1: don't you write it down? I uh no, I put
Speaker 1: it in my voice text in my phone. I have
Speaker 1: a joke, but I carried with me, so I write
Speaker 1: all the jokes with like two words. So that I know,
Speaker 1: I know the list, but no, I don't write it.
Speaker 1: I don't like you know, it's so funny, is I'm
Speaker 1: obviously I'm a big family show. So I love listening
Speaker 1: to that of like, like dudes who can listen to
Speaker 1: a song like jay Z and just listen and then
Speaker 1: just go. And then there's guys that need to sit
Speaker 1: with it for a while. I'm more of a sit
Speaker 1: with it for a while. I can jay Z a
Speaker 1: story off the top of my head on stage first time.
Speaker 1: Second time, it doesn't work again, but it won't work
Speaker 1: again second time. But yeah, it's I always. It's interesting,
Speaker 1: you know. Rogan asked that question a lot about how
Speaker 1: people write, and it's a fascinating, fascinating way to find
Speaker 1: out what people's approach to creativity is. Because yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was. I was a I was a fucking
Speaker 1: poet for a minute in college and I was so bad.
Speaker 1: I was so bad poetry poet. Yeah, like my angel
Speaker 1: you don't know, it was so bad. And I would
Speaker 1: read them and make eye contact with them and my
Speaker 1: my buddies. You thought you was good. I thought you amazing.
Speaker 1: I thought I was fucking amazing. I thought I was amazing.
Speaker 1: You remember any of these poems. I'd love to hear one. No.
Speaker 1: I thank god I found comedy, Thank fucking god. Damn it.
Speaker 1: But now there's a ruma that Ban Wilder, Yeah, through
Speaker 1: your Life is he's off for your life? Well it's
Speaker 1: I mean, look, it's a rumor. I've never I talked
Speaker 1: to National Lampoon once and they because that's qualified it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they they what they qualified it. Okay, Oh, they said
Speaker 1: it's true. I did a dude's radio show one time.
Speaker 1: I'm for National Lampoon, and I brought the executives in
Speaker 1: and I kind of like flew it by them and
Speaker 1: they were like, they were like cut off, cut off,
Speaker 1: fucking Mike's what's going on? What's going on? And I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I just want to be able to
Speaker 1: I'm wanting to be able to talk about it. And
Speaker 1: then they were like yeah, and then we were gonna
Speaker 1: do parting with the original Van Wilder, like I was
Speaker 1: a radio show on National Lampoons on Serious XM. But
Speaker 1: it never happened. But No, I had nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the movie. I didn't write the movie. I didn't
Speaker 1: start in the movie. I have nothing to the movie.
Speaker 1: Did say the movie is based on you. I mean
Speaker 1: a few people have said that to me. So did
Speaker 1: you see it? It was like, I've never never watched it.
Speaker 1: You never watched them? No, I never watched it. Holy moment.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something for real? And I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm close. I always wanted when that happened, because
Speaker 1: you felt like they robbed you or something. No, no, okay, no,
Speaker 1: I had. We had a conference call with my managers
Speaker 1: and agents the day of the weekend movie came out,
Speaker 1: and they were like, we should sue, we should sue. Clearly,
Speaker 1: this is adjacent to your story. It's I mean, it's
Speaker 1: almost identical because it's a journalist writing a story about
Speaker 1: a party animal. Okay, that's what happened. Rolling Stone magazine
Speaker 1: note they got to have paid an article about me,
Speaker 1: calling me the number one party and I'm on the country.
Speaker 1: It changed my life, It changed my party. I've read
Speaker 1: it in New York Post, Rolling Stone, Rolling Stone, and
Speaker 1: I got ninety seven, wrote a six and a half
Speaker 1: page article about me, call me the number one party
Speaker 1: on the counry, and it changed my life. Hollerstone's company
Speaker 1: optioned the rights to my life. I moved to New
Speaker 1: York will Smith discovered me. I mean it was like
Speaker 1: it's like it really was like the best thing that
Speaker 1: ever happened to me. And so when that movie came out,
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, we should sue. And I have
Speaker 1: one manager shout out to Barry Katz, who very wisely
Speaker 1: said he's an interesting dude. He goes, pop, um, can
Speaker 1: I interject for a second. There's two types of people
Speaker 1: in this business, people who work and people who sue.
Speaker 1: Which one you want to be? And I didn't sue,
Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, I want one day, and
Speaker 1: I hope to God this happens. I want one day
Speaker 1: to be bigger than Van Wilder, like I would like
Speaker 1: to be larger than that movie. And uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm I'm I'm thinking, I'm on my way.
Speaker 1: And if this movie, that my movie The Machine comes out,
Speaker 1: and if it does well, I'd like to get to
Speaker 1: that place where that's a footnote in front my story
Speaker 1: instead of the thing people. And I'd love to meet
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds and him not go, oh, you're the I
Speaker 1: love for him to be like, dude, I'm a fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you know that's weird to me, because if
Speaker 3: it is based on you. Like you see how these
Speaker 3: people they come and they hang out with the character
Speaker 3: that is based on you.
Speaker 1: Could have been a consultant on it. Well, I'm you
Speaker 1: know what. The thing then this is, remember this is
Speaker 1: a long time ago. It's ninety seven, ninety eight. That's
Speaker 1: when we met. Yes, we met really in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we there? Yeah where were you? Then?
Speaker 3: I was in New York City. I'm from one of
Speaker 3: raised in New York City, but I live out here now.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that was the best Yeah of my life
Speaker 3: nineteenninety eight, I had to drop that album and he's
Speaker 3: my first number.
Speaker 1: So I'm not saying where were you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was in New York too. That's when the
Speaker 1: Box was big, because because if you remember the Box, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Box dude. I was telling someone the other day like
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna say this, and he's gonna say, I
Speaker 1: don't know who you are, but like Cameron will DM
Speaker 1: me every now and then I ran into him and
Speaker 1: nixt game, him and Jim Jones that when I moved
Speaker 1: to New York. For me, this is like how I
Speaker 1: pros I grew up in Florida, So for us all
Speaker 1: of all of hip hop was in your car, and
Speaker 1: then when I got to New York, I hadn't really
Speaker 1: heard it, like we didn't No one drives cars there,
Speaker 1: so it's all in your in your headsets. So it's
Speaker 1: a very different hip hop for me until that summer.
Speaker 1: It was probably ninety eight ninety nine when I remember
Speaker 1: just walking around the village and hearing hip hop and
Speaker 1: other people's cars and being like, what song is that?
Speaker 1: And then going into like they saw Tower Records at
Speaker 1: the time, and being like, yo, what's the oh boy boy,
Speaker 1: and then they're like, okay, I'll get you to help you.
Speaker 1: I remember that summer so fucking that moving in New
Speaker 1: York because your first time in New York, then you
Speaker 1: hang out a gay ball dude. It all started there.
Speaker 1: I saw a dude fuck another dude in the ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. This is old school, man.
Speaker 1: They don't do it like that anymore. My first night,
Speaker 1: my first is not more complicated. I gotta be honest
Speaker 1: with you. It was the first time I was ever like,
Speaker 1: I saw a dude that I think about like once
Speaker 1: a month. Oh this guy, hold on, hold on, let
Speaker 1: me explain myself. He had little tiny stars tattooed on
Speaker 1: his heels and then increasingly got bigger until he had
Speaker 1: two Dallas Cowboys on his ash cheeks. And I looked
Speaker 1: at that guy. I looked at him for an uncomfortable
Speaker 1: amount of time, just staring at that artwork, going, that's
Speaker 1: a fucking commitment. I mean, I go, I go. He's
Speaker 1: got to be like fifty six. Now, like, wait, I
Speaker 1: wonder what he does he's telling. I think about that
Speaker 1: guy a lot. Dude, we went that first night in
Speaker 1: New York. I go out, I think, are you tricked
Speaker 1: into going in a gable? Are you game?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: I didn't? No, no, no, I didn't, dude. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to sound like fifty year old Bert. The twenty five
Speaker 1: year old Bert was not very open minded. He was
Speaker 1: like he was from Tallahassee, Like I knew, I knew.
Speaker 1: I knew Cuban dudes really well because I grew up
Speaker 1: in Florida. I knew black dude's pretty good because it
Speaker 1: will family as far as like as far as like
Speaker 1: how my my open mind was was I think, I
Speaker 1: think I was a good person, but I wasn't like comfort.
Speaker 1: I wasn't like comfortable in that scenario. And so the
Speaker 1: first time we went out, I went out with this dude,
Speaker 1: this dude there was an editor for some magazine, and
Speaker 1: this chick and we lose the dude and it's me
Speaker 1: and the chick. And the first place we go is
Speaker 1: a place called mary Lous on Thirteenth and I sit
Speaker 1: down and this guy's next to me, and he's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, oh man, you're the Rolling Stone guy. I
Speaker 1: just read about you on the plane. Holy shit, I
Speaker 1: gotta buy you a drink. I think I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: famous because I was just famous in Tallahassee. I came
Speaker 1: in and I'm trying to hang out with someone and
Speaker 1: he's like okay, and I turned in the girls like
Speaker 1: I can't believe David Lee Roth knows who you are.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh shit, fuck up, it's David Lee Roth.
Speaker 1: He yells down. He's like Harvey Able, Harvey kitesell Able Ferrara.
Speaker 1: At this bar, it is who's who's of drinking late night.
Speaker 1: And then she looks at me, she goes, let's go party.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the meatpacking district. Now I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. And she takes me into a straight
Speaker 1: up sucking dick and fucking gay bar in the meatpacking district.
Speaker 1: And I mean, listen in fairness, meatpacking district, a meatpack
Speaker 1: But I saw, you know, it's so funny, this is okay,
Speaker 1: this is this is a little aggressive. This is a
Speaker 1: little aggressive. I saw, so I thought it'd be fucked
Speaker 1: the dude in the ass. He he'd have to be
Speaker 1: bent over, right, That's how I thought you'd do it.
Speaker 1: I saw dude sitting on a dude's lap and I
Speaker 1: couldn't understand what they were doing. And then I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're having sex. They're living sex, just
Speaker 1: like a man and a woman. He's like and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, of course I dude. That was
Speaker 1: like I remember being like you had an awakened they're
Speaker 1: making love. That I remember that was the first my
Speaker 1: first night in New York. Dude, I was just telling
Speaker 1: someone about this. I didn't know anyone. I was living
Speaker 1: with the dude who was from the Canary Islands, but
Speaker 1: he didn't speak English. I was telling about your roommate
Speaker 1: didn't speak English. It was it was my friend. I
Speaker 1: grew up with sister's ex boyfriend and that's your roommate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes, you can stay here. I get there. The
Speaker 1: first night, random, yeah, shout out to Diego, You're my
Speaker 1: first night. All we did was open a map and
Speaker 1: drink and point the places we've been to. So I
Speaker 1: was like and it was it was oh fuck yes,
Speaker 1: and it was it was. It was a studio apartment,
Speaker 1: so you had I stopped on the floor next to
Speaker 1: his bed like like like he had kicked me out.
Speaker 1: And so that next that night, that was my first night,
Speaker 1: My first night going out was with those people, and
Speaker 1: I stayed out all night. We stayed out all night,
Speaker 1: and I came home and he was at work, and
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, that's the ticket. I just
Speaker 1: got to stay out all night. The next night, I
Speaker 1: stayed out and I was like on like park benches.
Speaker 1: That sounds worse than it is. I just stayed up
Speaker 1: all night in New York and you just hung out
Speaker 1: and just walked around, sat on a park bench, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this sucks. Next night, genius move. I
Speaker 1: get a bag of weed and I meet dudes at
Speaker 1: bars and I go, you want to get high later
Speaker 1: like when this closes, we're going high, and they're like yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: go to their place. And get high. I passed out
Speaker 1: on their couch and then be like, bro, Bro, you
Speaker 1: gotta leave. Bro, just let them fucking sleep. And then
Speaker 1: I'd wake up and I spend the night. Then I'd
Speaker 1: go there to the other place, to where Diego's place was.
Speaker 1: My second night of doing this, I meet a dude.
Speaker 1: We'd go back to his place. We smoked weed, we
Speaker 1: listened to tool, and we watched My so called Life
Speaker 1: with Claire Danes. I don't know if you remember that, no,
Speaker 1: dyl and uh, it was It's a great fucking show
Speaker 1: is And I passed out on his couch and the dude,
Speaker 1: his roommate wakes up and his roommates I just texted
Speaker 1: this guy the other day. His roommate's like Bert Kreischer.
Speaker 1: This guy John Biemer, I grew up. I grew up
Speaker 1: with and I'm like, shut up. So I had like
Speaker 1: three not homeless nights in New York and then I
Speaker 1: stayed on their couch. I moved in with John Biemer
Speaker 1: and I forget the guy's name. He was a music producer.
Speaker 1: He was he had really diverse taste of music. It
Speaker 1: was like it was like when you get really open
Speaker 1: your mind to music and you're like, because I only
Speaker 1: listened to like I was doing this. I was trying
Speaker 1: to do a timeline of like, what was my first
Speaker 1: intro to hip hop as a kid? You know, you
Speaker 1: know what I think I learned about hip hop was
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. The show The Show twenty twenty, they did
Speaker 1: a profile on break dancing was like in the eighties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was trying to remember. He didn't it. It
Speaker 1: was I was trying to remember if man Tronics was
Speaker 1: before Rock sans Chante. I was not expecting that. I
Speaker 1: was not. I ran into ext san Chante on Sway Show.
Speaker 1: She was in there, and I lost my ship's rock.
Speaker 1: That's right, some queens, but I do. I watched a movie.
Speaker 1: I watched my daughter's watching a movie. I fucking started
Speaker 1: banging on the window. Showed him my tent. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the she didn't come out. No, no, no, no. It's
Speaker 1: always weird when you're when because I don't look like
Speaker 1: a fan of hip hop, but like, but I am, like,
Speaker 1: what is a fan of hip hop look like? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't look like a fan of you,
Speaker 1: but I am. I know that's what your biggest thing
Speaker 1: is I ran into you when I moved to l A.
Speaker 1: This is two thousand, I'm guessing, and cash money is
Speaker 1: like the biggest fucking thing now. I was obsessed, obsessed
Speaker 1: with UH, with Juvenile, Juvenile and UH and Lil Wayne.
Speaker 1: Obsessed like I, I would argue. I mean, I would
Speaker 1: like there were lines in him. And I just got money.
Speaker 1: I had a big truck. I drove around everywhere in
Speaker 1: Jason Williams, Jersey. I thought life was it. I ran
Speaker 1: into at the White Dude, White Chocolate, White Chocolate. I
Speaker 1: ran into Juvenile and UH and Lil Wayne and and
Speaker 1: Beg in front of the Grafton Hotel and I was
Speaker 1: like and I was like, I lost my ship. And
Speaker 1: their children at the time, I think they're like eighteen,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, shit fucking and I'm reciting their lyrics
Speaker 1: back to them. I'm like, I lost my ship and
Speaker 1: I'm like in a like a college shirt. I just
Speaker 1: got done shooting and they were like, I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get you guys on my show. I had
Speaker 1: a TV show at the time, and they're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: call this guy his fucking baby's number. I'm like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that was I don't look like I'm into hip hop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy. I like that you said that, though,
Speaker 1: what about the look? But because Kevin Hart, I gotta
Speaker 1: give big props Kevin Hart. Okay, So I fan of
Speaker 1: the show. He's our brother. I watched him on it.
Speaker 1: Maybe not his best performance. He was, he was, he
Speaker 1: was so, he was so, he was so hungover, he
Speaker 1: was he has sunglasses on. He was talking about entrepreneurialship.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you something, Kevin harte quila is
Speaker 1: great and he had been promoting it all week. I
Speaker 1: think that's why he was. Yeah, he is a game changer.
Speaker 1: He drinks. He drinks, don't don't know he drank that night.
Speaker 1: He drank. Kevin Hart. So, Cedric and Shack did a
Speaker 1: comedy basketball comedy thing on All Star weekend. This is
Speaker 1: the year they did it. Now, I'm not saying I'm
Speaker 1: not putting disrespect on anyone like Shade anyone. When I
Speaker 1: say this, I'm just telling you what I saw as
Speaker 1: a comment is d Ray, Tommy Davison, Aery Spears, and
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart. I think and my might have forgotten one person.
Speaker 1: Everyone did what I would have done, which is it's
Speaker 1: an intimidating room that you're in an arena and it's
Speaker 1: all all your favorite NBA players. There's huge celebrities, and
Speaker 1: everyone did some crowd work and then fucked around, made
Speaker 1: it loose, like told me about me, tried to be edgy,
Speaker 1: tried to be like edgy, like you know, talk about
Speaker 1: like chicks and fucking chicks and go a little harder.
Speaker 1: Kevin Heart walked out. I'm telling you why I say
Speaker 1: this changed my career. Kevin Heart walked out and said
Speaker 1: I have two kids, and the place was like yeah,
Speaker 1: and I went, oh, fuck in my head, I went yeah, yeah, yo,
Speaker 1: oh you're you're skipping all the lines and you're talking
Speaker 1: about some real shit that everyone deal, real relatable. He
Speaker 1: talked about his kids and it was so goddamn funny,
Speaker 1: and I thought, here, I am trying to be edgy
Speaker 1: as shit, hoping that comics in the back of the
Speaker 1: room are like, yeah, did you hear the ship Burke
Speaker 1: got away with last night when I was like, I
Speaker 1: should just talk literally about what is going on in
Speaker 1: my life because I guarantee there's other people and I'm
Speaker 1: it is when you when I when you say that
Speaker 1: you're a fan of mine. I've been a fan of
Speaker 1: yours for a very long time, so like that is
Speaker 1: the biggest compliment I could ever get.
Speaker 3: But like, like you know, you know, I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: honest with you. Like a lot of times I'll be
Speaker 3: in airports and a person will come up to me
Speaker 3: and they'll just start a conversation with me. They won't
Speaker 3: say hi, because they really watched me so much they
Speaker 3: think they actually know me, And then here I am
Speaker 3: judging them.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 3: I've never met you before, but I feel like I
Speaker 3: know you because I watch your material so much. I
Speaker 3: feel like if Leanne your wife was to walk in being.
Speaker 1: What is this my God? And I'll be so happy.
Speaker 1: But here it is fans do that to me.
Speaker 3: All the time, and so when I'm faning now, I
Speaker 3: love this, like like you have no idea. My whole crew,
Speaker 3: all of these motherfuckers wanted to drink so early, and
Speaker 3: I made everyone stop, and it's like perk from it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, let's wait till he gets here. Did
Speaker 1: we drink together? Because you just because I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know that's how much you mean to the
Speaker 1: people in the community during the pandemic, The Comedian's.
Speaker 2: Safe World, Oh and Nice and the DJ.
Speaker 1: Because I kid you not like I was telling Eric.
Speaker 3: I was telling Eric, I said, it's crazy about you
Speaker 3: is I discovered your comedy and I found that you
Speaker 3: was a drinking.
Speaker 1: Legend later, like I was in love with What's the
Speaker 1: one two punch? But yeah, but because you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know I found I found
Speaker 1: this show because of you guys drinking. I know, I
Speaker 1: know it away. Can I tell you Drake Tamps is
Speaker 1: the best fucking name for a podcast ever, by the way,
Speaker 1: the fact that you get people like I think, I mean,
Speaker 1: like Puffy is a legend, but Puffy Drunk is my
Speaker 1: favorite puppy. Jeffrey, did you see him make a Jeffrey
Speaker 1: he put we had had a childice. We had a
Speaker 1: childice on the We had a chalice on the table.
Speaker 3: So what it was We had this drink called tiger Bone,
Speaker 3: which is very hard.
Speaker 1: We don't recommend. It's not supposed to be it's not
Speaker 1: supposed to be humanly consumed.
Speaker 3: But we was trying to do something and were trying
Speaker 3: to get our guests loose, So we'll give him a
Speaker 3: shout of tager bone. They start telling everything about hey
Speaker 3: man snuffed my mother one day?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? But they did the job.
Speaker 3: So we had just made a deal with Paul, right,
Speaker 3: we just made the deal. But what anglesn and dry
Speaker 3: or so I'm breakfast club had just.
Speaker 1: Had baby and baby walked out that viral moment and
Speaker 1: he walked out. I want one of those moments. So
Speaker 1: I looked at I wanted one of those moments. So
Speaker 1: I looked at those moments. You can't pick those moments.
Speaker 1: You set that moment. I didn't tax you set that
Speaker 1: up there with Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I'm going So I look and I
Speaker 3: look at buff and I say, does j Lo fart
Speaker 3: smell like cherries? He's a black guy. His face got
Speaker 3: so red because he knows I ain't.
Speaker 1: This is my daddy. He's looking like this, he said,
Speaker 1: he said, is this is what? This the show? We
Speaker 1: just wore? Like the asshole? Is that the check and clean?
Speaker 1: This very moment Daddy takes me off, He take and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I just need this moment. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Like if he gonna swing, he's gonna swing, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna have the best and he's gonna stay because we signed.
Speaker 1: So it's a foul ship, by the way, you know that.
Speaker 3: Well, he took off his glasses and I looked at
Speaker 3: him out of the eye at that very moment, and
Speaker 3: I was like, he's either gonna snuff me.
Speaker 1: And then he said I get it. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: he put his glasses back on. He said I get it,
Speaker 1: and he took the chalice. That's what happened, and he
Speaker 1: to the child, he said, Okay, y'all want to drink
Speaker 1: with me, Well, we're gonna drink. I love when he drinks,
Speaker 1: and I want to get drunk with him so bad
Speaker 1: that he changes, he's in different person. Drink. Listen, listen.
Speaker 1: He took one cup. But by the way, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you his cheekole. He took one cup.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean that liquid I his whole time,
Speaker 2: tell tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So he takes this one chalice and he puts tiger
Speaker 3: bone and.
Speaker 2: We had all had the bottle and every he put
Speaker 2: everything in it and everything jealous, and then he put
Speaker 2: it in one.
Speaker 1: Glass and then he made all him saying, we're all
Speaker 1: drink first. I drank, he drank first. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: He drink first, and then when he gave it to me,
Speaker 1: I literally felt like I drank death. But I was
Speaker 1: trying to act hard. I was like, drink and we
Speaker 1: all that was disgusting. It was death. It was a cancer.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of people when they come
Speaker 1: on this show that it's the alcohol to blame. No.
Speaker 1: I think these people want to release it anyway. They
Speaker 1: want to say things anyway. You you make a very
Speaker 1: you make a very homey podcast, like like, uh, I
Speaker 1: remember the first few episodes I watched. I think I
Speaker 1: think they were all Jada kiss been on like eighteen
Speaker 1: we don't have money at some point, and and uh
Speaker 1: and to the fucking can't shout the locks talking about stabbing,
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson is, Oh yeah, that's when. That's the funniest no,
Speaker 1: the one with when he goes, yeah, if someone has
Speaker 1: to poke this, I'm fucking I mean, you know, I've
Speaker 1: been offered to do Mike Tyson's podcast.
Speaker 3: And he's unaggressively intimidated, like he's not trying to intimidate
Speaker 3: you listen, this is this is this is the friends.
Speaker 3: My one of my toughest friend and he's a tough guy.
Speaker 3: A f N gave Mike Tyson a pre roll. Mike
Speaker 3: Tyson took this ship, put in his mouth and gave
Speaker 3: e f N back to.
Speaker 1: Pre roll, give back the empty ship e f and
Speaker 1: held it. He's intense.
Speaker 2: He's a nice guy.
Speaker 1: Never seen them nothing, the shrooms, he's like.
Speaker 2: We did a live podcast with him in Vegas, the
Speaker 2: audience and I don't do shooms and nothing. And then
Speaker 2: he was trying to get it before and then we're
Speaker 2: doing the pine. He takes the chocolate. He goes and
Speaker 2: he goes. I said, it's my birthday and he goes,
Speaker 2: He'll take a thing.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, ship, I can't. I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta measure myself around because because I'll take it, I'll
Speaker 1: take it. I don't like I'll take it. There should
Speaker 1: be I don't know, intimidated. I don't know. I can
Speaker 1: you at his stuf out in cases is a bad
Speaker 1: thing there saying there should be a gang here in
Speaker 1: Miami called the show Pound. Oh yeah, let's still yeah, okay, cool, cool,
Speaker 1: everybody continue, you guys.
Speaker 2: Still help me and.
Speaker 1: Cool, let me know if you can donate, and you
Speaker 1: got to street from home base a little so so
Speaker 1: tell us yourself. We need no. No, I can't see.
Speaker 1: I don't say no. I don't say no a lot,
Speaker 1: so like so like we get it wet. I met them.
Speaker 1: I met them on DJ Lass's show. Shout out, shout
Speaker 1: out to DJ Last, he's the best. And then and
Speaker 1: then I invited them. I had just seen them on like, wait,
Speaker 1: you met the group because they also.
Speaker 2: Had a group Red Eyes and all these guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, my show. And then a bunch of dudes
Speaker 1: came to my show and then like, hey, we're going
Speaker 1: out just just to the in Coconut Grove to one
Speaker 1: of the clubs. They're like coming out with us. I'm
Speaker 1: not not the guy to say no. And that's I
Speaker 1: think that's my problem in life. But was we had
Speaker 1: a great time. They were they were very sweet gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Uh shout out the DJ Lass the uh. But but
Speaker 1: but guys like Mike Tyson, I can't say no. And
Speaker 1: so when I if I was with him, the guys
Speaker 1: like Puffy like that. I don't say no to ship.
Speaker 1: And so when when weird Ship is on the table,
Speaker 1: I said no, to cocaine five times the other day,
Speaker 1: and I was so proud of myself. I don't say
Speaker 1: no to I don't like growing up in Florida is
Speaker 1: rude to say no to drugs like I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: in Miami. I know the same thing.
Speaker 2: Someone offers you to avoid it, You're like, whoa, I'm
Speaker 2: a superhero.
Speaker 1: You you get home at the end of the night.
Speaker 1: I've never did can't okay, you got you put the
Speaker 1: blank over and of yeah, I don't. I uh. I
Speaker 1: said no to coke a lot recently, but it's just
Speaker 1: because I don't. I know that how I feel the
Speaker 1: next day, and it's just fuck. I mean, here's the problem.
Speaker 1: Coke really delivers, like it really I I'm afraid of.
Speaker 1: That's what I never did. Never did it.
Speaker 2: No, I never did because I knew I would like it. No, No,
Speaker 2: I knew I was around.
Speaker 1: People that.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to over that. Oh my god, hold you
Speaker 2: forty seven forty eight come on, And I got.
Speaker 1: I got toddlers at the grip O, the New Ones.
Speaker 1: We got toddlers. Toddlers.
Speaker 2: They're two and the three well about to be five,
Speaker 2: about to be four, actually about to be five, about
Speaker 2: to be three.
Speaker 1: I remember those days. That's the best time in your life.
Speaker 1: Mine are eighteen and sixteen. Sucks. It sucks. Fucking just
Speaker 1: dead at our house, just no life, just some old lady.
Speaker 1: This is what retirement's going to be. Lack. This is
Speaker 1: your wife love right get Yeah, No, my wife's never done.
Speaker 1: She told me. I told her to talk about this
Speaker 1: on on on Razzle dazzle. She told my kids I
Speaker 1: did coke yeah, and did not consult me like they
Speaker 1: were like, have you guys ever done drugs? And my
Speaker 1: wife goes, I smoked weed a couple of times, didn't
Speaker 1: like it. I didn't like it very much, made me
Speaker 1: throw up. Your daddy's done cocaine. And I goes, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? I go, hey, that's my choice to tell you.
Speaker 1: Don't get to tell them, like what the fuck? She's like,
Speaker 1: you gotta be honest with them. Girls, go tell them,
Speaker 1: don't tailor. And my daughters are like you, like now
Speaker 1: they look at me. You did cocaine, dad, And I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, once yesterday. I didn't like it very much,
Speaker 1: made me throw up. Never did it again. And she's like,
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Yourdadd had done cocaine a lot and
Speaker 1: then I was like, okay, call your mom lost for Virginia.
Speaker 1: She was thirteen, tell me that story. Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: a war there we go e ruin. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: she goes, first of all, I was almost fourteen, and
Speaker 1: sh it ain't nothing to do in my hometown but
Speaker 1: fuck fight and race. I'm like, who did I marry
Speaker 1: Ricky Bobby? Fucking that woman? If you eat it, if
Speaker 1: you roses your last Ricky Bobby? She uh, yeah, she's
Speaker 1: a fuck. You instinctively call her redneck, but I don't
Speaker 1: think she's a redneck, right, No, she is. I mean
Speaker 1: her hometown, her hometowns. Kiss of cousins, buddy, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: they have I'm not even fucking around. They have a
Speaker 1: saying in their hometown ship they can but they ain't blood.
Speaker 1: They can, but they ain't blood, meaning they can fuck.
Speaker 1: They're related, they can fuck. It's not like their brother
Speaker 1: and sister they can. She has kids too. Really, I
Speaker 1: shouldn't even go to we were a family union. We
Speaker 1: met two people. They two people that were related that
Speaker 1: were married, and I went, I looved to me. He goes,
Speaker 1: how does that happen? And then goes, well, you can't
Speaker 1: pick a fall in love with. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you're fucking you want one hundred percent a hundred percent.
Speaker 1: So talk about you're telling me that they knew they
Speaker 1: was cousins and they can suit it. I'm man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble. I'm gonna get in trouble because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call my wife right now, my wife.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, all right, Just everyone be clear mark this moment.
Speaker 1: If Leanne wants is taken out, will take it out.
Speaker 1: She was at a family reunion and saw her boyfriend
Speaker 1: when she was in high school and was like, shit
Speaker 1: you and he's like, oh, shit you. This is hang
Speaker 1: on now. By the way, if you're in small town America,
Speaker 1: this shit had like when like twelve hundred people. Of
Speaker 1: course somehow you're gonna be realated they weren't. And her
Speaker 1: dad said to her, oh, you can't, but you ain't blood.
Speaker 1: And Leanne's like, oh, I don't give a fuck. I'm
Speaker 1: out Like she didn't she they were just dating or whatever.
Speaker 1: They're their children that I met, the two that were related.
Speaker 1: They go, I go, she goes, she goes, Oh they can't,
Speaker 1: but they ain't blood. I met their kid. They fucking
Speaker 1: blood like they blood. This is a window licking nitty
Speaker 1: like just the dumbest kid you've ever met. They look,
Speaker 1: they shook night blood they blood. It's crazy, it's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a small town. Like a small town. Our marriage
Speaker 1: I swear to God. I swear to God on our
Speaker 1: marriage license. I won't say the names. I know everyone
Speaker 1: be upset if I say this town is you can't know?
Speaker 1: It said, uh, are you blood relatives? It was the
Speaker 1: third question, very question, And I said the lady, what
Speaker 1: do I put for three? She goes, well, is you?
Speaker 1: I go, I don't think we is not right name
Speaker 1: that means yeah, yeah, it's a it's a small town
Speaker 1: in Georgia. And there's a lot of them. I met,
Speaker 1: Uh you know Country Wayne. Yes, Country Wayne. Country Wayne
Speaker 1: is from a small town like that. And I told
Speaker 1: he hears those stories and he goes his guys, no
Speaker 1: country way cause you ready come out you caught no, no.
Speaker 1: But they're from like same small towns where like you
Speaker 1: don't no one has houses you have like the house
Speaker 1: that they was at in America. In Georgia. Oh this
Speaker 1: is Georgia, a small town town. Ov Yeah, in small
Speaker 1: town in Georgia. I mean she was embarrassed when we
Speaker 1: first started dating because I came from Tampa. My dad
Speaker 1: was a lawyer, my mom was a teacher. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying we didn't. We definitely had white privilege, but not
Speaker 1: like rich people, but like we I didn't want for anything,
Speaker 1: or at least I didn't know I won before it.
Speaker 1: And so when when I first went to her house,
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm nervous, You're not gonna like my
Speaker 1: like it's not like your family, and I was like okay.
Speaker 1: And her dad was living in a convenience store in
Speaker 1: the freezer, like lived built he had built off Lindsay
Speaker 1: had killed me because I'm not saying this right. He
Speaker 1: had built the bedroom using with part of the in
Speaker 1: the back of the in the back of the comedian store.
Speaker 1: And at first I was like like yeah, like like yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was like attached to the freezer. It's cold
Speaker 1: as fucking shit. No windows. If you want to talk
Speaker 1: about a guy who likes get drunk to pass out,
Speaker 1: pass out in a fucking comedience store freezer, dude, and
Speaker 1: I wait to talk about convenience. I'd wake up that
Speaker 1: the middle of the night and I just go like, oh,
Speaker 1: Reese's peanut butter cups, getting sick on those. I'm drinking
Speaker 1: tall boys. I loved it. You'd wake up, come out
Speaker 1: in the morning. Small town in Georgia. Everyone shows up
Speaker 1: and has their biscuits and coffee at the convenience store.
Speaker 1: And it was like you were holding court. It was all.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I got bummed when he sold that place.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so he owned the convenience you owned the
Speaker 1: commedian store. Yeah, I'm sorry. See that's where I speak.
Speaker 3: I don't That's how you noticed some good whiskey. I
Speaker 3: just burped and I wanted to stip it back in.
Speaker 1: It took a shot after you. I wanted to. I
Speaker 1: wanted to get it to go back and really and
Speaker 1: it smells you. You don't want that, you don't want none.
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'll get it. My I'm good. Mamahuana. Gotta
Speaker 1: try this? Is that? Ma wana? Mamajuana? Did they make that?
Speaker 1: In the tub? And kindle? I tell you, growing U
Speaker 1: growing up in Florida, I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: I like, I feel like it's my city, Like even
Speaker 1: Miami is not my city at all. Tallahassee and then
Speaker 1: and then I come down to Miami all the time,
Speaker 1: and I mean you and stand up in Miami. Miami, dude,
Speaker 1: you did you ever go to the Miami in prov Yes,
Speaker 1: I have. Have you got a new one in Durrell. No,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't do uh yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I just do arenas now the uh we'll go have
Speaker 1: a drink there or something. Yes, No, dude, talking about
Speaker 1: can you when when we used to do I've told
Speaker 1: the story before it to stop me if you've heard it. Okay,
Speaker 1: But so the Miami in prov was was crazy, Like
Speaker 1: there were.
Speaker 2: Towns in the grove back in back in Coconut Grove
Speaker 2: and underground.
Speaker 1: You there were times where you would do stand up
Speaker 1: and not eighty percent of the room did not speak English,
Speaker 1: eighty percent of the room and cocaine cowboys yes, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no. This is two thousand, two thousand and four.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it was a round back then.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I don't think so okay. And so
Speaker 1: I one time go on stage, I'm headlining and the
Speaker 1: girl in front of me comes off. She's on and
Speaker 1: she's like, we have two hecklers in the front wants
Speaker 1: the hammer removed the features on. I go to the manager.
Speaker 1: I go, hey, there's two hecklers or mover, can you
Speaker 1: move them? And she says He goes, I think they're
Speaker 1: gang members, so I think I should let him stay,
Speaker 1: and I go but they're ruining this show, and he goes, see,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they have weapons on them, so like, hey,
Speaker 1: don't talk with them, and I'm like okay. So I
Speaker 1: go on stage. One dude just regular looking black dude,
Speaker 1: like a notohing special with his hair. Other dude, light skin,
Speaker 1: black dude, tattoos on his face, dreads and he say toatoos, toatoos,
Speaker 1: I say it differently to choose the dark skin dudes.
Speaker 1: Name's Ray. And by the way, you got you got
Speaker 1: the first name makes this because I think he I
Speaker 1: think he he did some stuff for bang Bus. I
Speaker 1: think if I remember, yeah, someone might know this guy.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that's he's Cuban. That's Cuban, the guy
Speaker 2: right that did the bang book the.
Speaker 1: Porns by Skinny do Skinny do hold on? Hold on
Speaker 1: so we might have Okay, Now, Ray, I maybe look,
Speaker 1: I tell this story out of school. This isn't you
Speaker 1: that's totally cool. But this is two thousand and four,
Speaker 1: two thousand and six right around then. So I start
Speaker 1: I do this thing. There's things you do a stand
Speaker 1: up where you ask people the set up to your joke.
Speaker 1: So I go, uh, you go to eating pussy. I
Speaker 1: already have a good pussy eating joke. So then I
Speaker 1: get you to say your thing. I said to Ray,
Speaker 1: I said, you go to eating pussy. He goes, you
Speaker 1: know you do? I said what, And he goes, you
Speaker 1: put your lips real close to a Clinton You go
Speaker 1: And so then now he said something silly, So I
Speaker 1: get to make a joke out of that. And then
Speaker 1: I go, no, Ray, what I do is I put
Speaker 1: my lips around entirely and go oh and so now
Speaker 1: we've said two jokes, right, So it's a way to
Speaker 1: deal with Ackler. It said cheat code. It's not the
Speaker 1: best comedy, but I do that and like confusing them,
Speaker 1: it diffuses them. It lets them be a part of
Speaker 1: the show. So I do that for like, for like
Speaker 1: twenty nine minutes, and I realized, I haven't really told
Speaker 1: a joke. Now I've told a bunch of jokes, but
Speaker 1: you handled it in the heckless I'm handling the heavy. Yes,
Speaker 1: and So I had a joke at the time about
Speaker 1: black dudes cocks. Uh, you think black is a swimming
Speaker 1: color until you see a black dude's cock. You're like, well,
Speaker 1: shouldn't be the white ones that looks big, like a
Speaker 1: lighthouse in the fog or a flashlight in a haunted house.
Speaker 1: What are you kids doing in here? So I told that.
Speaker 1: I just told that, yeah, yeah, yeah, And if there's
Speaker 1: a black take, I go, your repsite's a white guy
Speaker 1: and he goes, no, I go, you should do it.
Speaker 1: It's like getting your ears pierced. You feel a little prick,
Speaker 1: and it's over and so and so. Like I just
Speaker 1: it was all CrowdWork stuff that you have in your pocket.
Speaker 1: So I told that already. So I turned to the
Speaker 1: other side of the audience. I realized, I don't really
Speaker 1: totally joke. I've just been fucking with these guys. And
Speaker 1: Ray jumps up on stage and he goes the Gang Membo,
Speaker 1: the Bang Brothers. I think, I'm look, I'm sorry, Ray,
Speaker 1: if it's not you, I'm sorry, and he goes, this
Speaker 1: is a real motherfucker, and the room's like, yeah, now
Speaker 1: he's on stage with me, and he goes, you want
Speaker 1: to know what real motherfucker's getting the three zero five
Speaker 1: and everyone's like and I'm like, please, don't stay stabbed.
Speaker 1: And he takes his pants off and he shows his
Speaker 1: dick and his dick is tremendous. It's a nice so
Speaker 1: it's it's it's there, it's there, And now there's two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty people going, holy funk. We're staring at
Speaker 1: the dude's dick that is and it's big, and they're
Speaker 1: like and it's like kind of ready, like everyone's like,
Speaker 1: wull shit. So I go, hey, Ray, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you a heads up. They're calling the cops right now.
Speaker 1: I go hire you. I would leave. I would. I
Speaker 1: would definitely leave, but thank you so much for the respect.
Speaker 1: And he starts going show your ship. So and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm definitely not not after that, not after that. Before that,
Speaker 1: I would have, but not after I've seen that thing. Jesus,
Speaker 1: I'm calling j Lo and ice Cube. So different kind
Speaker 1: of story. So, so yeah, is this a different type
Speaker 1: of during tears Jada guess will hear this and be
Speaker 1: like what? So I have gage it so so so
Speaker 1: so reay gets off stage and he goes good looking
Speaker 1: out and he goes to the bar, now raised with
Speaker 1: a light skin, due with dreads, with tattoos on his face.
Speaker 1: And I said, uh, I gotta be dead honest with you, man.
Speaker 1: I go, uh, between you and Ray, you're the one
Speaker 1: I would want to look at. Just a joke. And
Speaker 1: he slowly stands up. Everyone's like, holy shit, and this
Speaker 1: gets better. He slowly stands up, gets on stage and
Speaker 1: he goes, you're funny, and I was like, oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: He goes and you're a real motherfucker. I go, I
Speaker 1: think I know where this is going. He goes, you
Speaker 1: know what, real motherfucker's get into three zero five and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, show your dead and he fucking drops his
Speaker 1: pants and he has like more of like a grayer
Speaker 1: like like, but it's just as big and it's just
Speaker 1: as impressive. The place goes fucking bananas. So I tell him, brother,
Speaker 1: I don't know your name, but they're definitely called the cops. Now, Ray,
Speaker 1: you might be able to catch up with Ray if
Speaker 1: you go quit. They are sitting. He looks at me,
Speaker 1: He's like, good looking out, they're sitting. I swear on
Speaker 1: my children's life with a hairless albino. Hairless albino, and
Speaker 1: I said, I gotta be dead on it, sir. Out
Speaker 1: of all the dicks in this room, the only one
Speaker 1: I wanted to see is yours. He pushes his share
Speaker 1: back and he's just like, get's on stage. It looks
Speaker 1: like a fucking lighthouse. It's white, it's blinking. Sailors are like,
Speaker 1: go that blink. It is no hair. I dropped the
Speaker 1: micro go that's my show, Thank you so much. That
Speaker 1: would stand up in Miami. Okay, before we get into
Speaker 1: the quick time with Slive, Oh yeah, our show was
Speaker 1: about giving people they flowers. We want to give you
Speaker 1: your flowers. See your face. Everybody thought it's gonna be
Speaker 1: Gary Owens nod and drunk. No, that's your flowers.
Speaker 3: My brother Snoop Dogg says it's like a Grammy because
Speaker 3: he's kepting for your people. We wanted to tell you
Speaker 3: how important you are to us, how important you are
Speaker 3: to life, how important you are to everything. Man, you're
Speaker 3: keeping us laughing, and that's very important, you know, I'm saying,
Speaker 3: because life is so short, life is so fucked up,
Speaker 3: life is so we can't we have to laugh, man.
Speaker 3: We have to enjoy ourselves. We have to drink. And
Speaker 3: again that is what we have to drink.
Speaker 1: We have to drink.
Speaker 3: I mean, according to you. Listen by the way you
Speaker 3: are now the drive.
Speaker 1: You know what that is? The drunk Bible. Oh you
Speaker 1: are now the Jesus of the drunk Bible. I love that.
Speaker 1: And the Bible starts off with can we play it?
Speaker 1: Can we play it? Who got it on the group chat?
Speaker 1: Who got it on the group chat? Hold on? Come
Speaker 1: on his speech, get his speech? Hold on, I got it,
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. Put it on like
Speaker 1: you tell your snips. Dude, let me tell you a
Speaker 1: lot my phone go. I ain't gonna lie. I got a
Speaker 1: bootleg home leg.
Speaker 4: I will always make sure that I can keep my
Speaker 4: body out there so that I can always drink. I
Speaker 4: love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail, seeing a sunset
Speaker 4: with a cocktail, having friends walk into your house, the
Speaker 4: bottom of line, getting.
Speaker 1: On a plane. Can I get you something? Bible? Jack
Speaker 1: on the rocks, lots of rocks, lots of.
Speaker 4: I love the moment someone says if we just get
Speaker 4: a drink and you and you're not supposed to that feeling,
Speaker 4: it's like your first kiss.
Speaker 1: You don't get that first kiss. Kiss you do want
Speaker 1: to get a first kiss once ye get their first
Speaker 1: drink every day, and then the letter is actually, actually
Speaker 1: we have bottomless This is gonna be the best day ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is uh by the way, I know you
Speaker 1: guys can hear it here.
Speaker 3: But when we played a real episode, we're gonna gonna
Speaker 3: play the I mean.
Speaker 1: That is like, it's it's Phil Jackson ship. Bro. You
Speaker 1: got it, you know you It's funny. It goes back
Speaker 1: to Kevin Hart thing. You can only speak about the ship,
Speaker 1: you know right, like you can't. You can try to
Speaker 1: be this bottle of me and you. This is this
Speaker 1: I would be shocked, but happen. This is listen, this
Speaker 1: is my dream. I held help this bottle. How long
Speaker 1: I held this bottle? Eric? Almost three years? I gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta FaceTime my dad almost three years and I
Speaker 1: had to buy another one today. Can bring the bottle? Yes,
Speaker 1: FaceTime my dad. Yeah, because I need another occasion. But
Speaker 1: I said, man, yes, my dad, my dad. My dad
Speaker 1: talks about this fucking whiskey. I should have brung two bottles. Oh,
Speaker 1: I look red at the fifteen in blood pressure, big
Speaker 1: guy yeah, Hey, I'm hanging out with my buddies. How
Speaker 1: you doing, How you doing? I'm in Miami. I'm in
Speaker 1: Miami right now. Yeah. But more importantly, we're doing a
Speaker 1: podcast in Miami and we're drinking a bottle of Poppy
Speaker 1: Van Winkle. He brought it out and I freaked out.
Speaker 1: How many years? Fifteen years? Twenty three is a bit better.
Speaker 1: I can't find Yeah, you know what I can't find?
Speaker 1: Twenty three? He's correct, he is, okay, yeah, he's correcting.
Speaker 1: I love you, Hey, I love you, I love you,
Speaker 1: I love you. You need to find a bar. That's twenty three.
Speaker 1: But yeah, a good time. I love you and twenty three.
Speaker 1: That's how you know, that's how you know his water
Speaker 1: is rich. Twenty three starts at like seven thousand, oh yeah. One.
Speaker 1: When I started making money, my dad was like, we
Speaker 1: got you know, we sh got a bottle of pappy
Speaker 1: and we just couldn't. You can't find it in LA
Speaker 1: you can't find it? Good? Uh? Have you have you
Speaker 1: ever thought about starting your own liquor? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but but okay continue no yeah yeah yeah, but so
Speaker 1: this is what this was. This is my idea.
Speaker 3: We have a game called Quick Time of Slime. Right,
Speaker 3: So when we take shots, I gave you a question.
Speaker 3: You take a shot, would you want to keep the
Speaker 3: shots as Pappy or would you want to mess with
Speaker 3: me and do some Japanese whiskey?
Speaker 1: Uh, let's let'sten to Japanese whiskey. I knew he would
Speaker 1: not disappoint. Wind it up there, Yeah, go go grab
Speaker 1: the biggie. Where's when's you got it? Okay? I watched.
Speaker 1: I watched you guys were doing I forget who you
Speaker 1: were doing a show with, and you were talking about
Speaker 1: strip clubs, but I thought you were talking about something
Speaker 1: else and I didn't realize it was just Who's who?
Speaker 1: Did you? Was your cross? Good? What? Yeah? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought you're talking about watches And I was like
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man, I'm with rid Cross. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm a roll X is more traditional
Speaker 1: like the classic. And I was like, well, I got
Speaker 1: to hear this new watch though I've never heard of it,
Speaker 1: and I'm googling it going like and then I go,
Speaker 1: are they talking about fuckings? Can we talk about trick
Speaker 1: Daddy for a second? Shod I get it? Hold on,
Speaker 1: can I tell you Okay, this is why, this is
Speaker 1: why you guys have the best podcast in the world.
Speaker 1: When you get you're getting people that are unfiltered. So
Speaker 1: much of America, including myself I'm sure I'm guilty of it,
Speaker 1: is that you filter yourself. You don't want to get
Speaker 1: in trouble, you to deal with it. Quite honestly, I
Speaker 1: don't talk about politics or anything like because I don't
Speaker 1: want to deal with it. I don't like, it's not
Speaker 1: on my radar, it's not my catch. When you get
Speaker 1: like brilliant dudes like Trick Daddy is he's you can't
Speaker 1: deny that his brain his brain was set up to
Speaker 1: make money. The guy does it at a day level, right, yes,
Speaker 1: but he's so fucking unfiltered. I remember someone, and I
Speaker 1: could be wrong about this, someone was talking about him.
Speaker 1: He had some disease and they were like, you put
Speaker 1: you on medication. He was like, yeah, I just started
Speaker 1: putting coke in my weed and I'm so much. And
Speaker 1: then you're like, you're like more of that? Did you
Speaker 1: ever hear? I mean, your your DMX, your DMX interviews
Speaker 1: are the fucking back. He staid right here, that was dude,
Speaker 1: he was, dude, you don't understand. I could cry talking
Speaker 1: and the first one was really first one was talking
Speaker 1: about two men for real, Steve Harvey and DMX. I'll
Speaker 1: cry talking about Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey, dude, I got
Speaker 1: into a style bender and I uh the middleweight champion.
Speaker 1: We almost got into a We tried. We picked a
Speaker 1: fight with everyone into the bar in New Zealand. We
Speaker 1: were fucked up and we stood back to back and
Speaker 1: we challenged everyone to a fight. He was challenging the dudes.
Speaker 1: I was making eye contact with the women, but like,
Speaker 1: but we had a fucking night and I thought he
Speaker 1: was doing a Steve Harvey bit. Have you ever heard
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey talk about his wife Marjorie bro just a pivot.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to cry on this podcast. You google it.
Speaker 2: No, No, tell us, dude, tell us, tell us, we
Speaker 2: got times, so tell us.
Speaker 1: He uh, because it's how I feel about Look, I
Speaker 1: shot on my wife, p loot right, that's what I do.
Speaker 1: We know you love I love her. I love this.
Speaker 1: My wife sent me a same good wife. She's a
Speaker 1: good mom. Better than yeah. Yeah. He has a clip
Speaker 1: where he talks about Marjorie. They play a song and
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm having myself a moment. He goes, that's
Speaker 1: our song. She's mine right there, and I'm hers, I'll
Speaker 1: kill every motherfucker in this room over that woman. God
Speaker 1: believe you seen that. I dude, I get emotional if
Speaker 1: I watch that clip, I cry because I go I
Speaker 1: know that feeling. Dude. We did a family few with
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and he came up and you know, it
Speaker 1: killed me. It killed me. He came up right up
Speaker 1: to me on the DLS like I'm a fan, and
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you're a fuck My My wife's
Speaker 1: our first like hangout at her house date. She put
Speaker 1: on Kings of Comedy. She was like, because we were
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what we both laughed at, and
Speaker 1: she put on Kings of Comedy and I had I
Speaker 1: had not really sat through and watched Kings of Comedy.
Speaker 1: I know I do not watched watch any comedy. So
Speaker 1: I was doing comedy and my wife was like, Bernie
Speaker 1: Mac and Steve Harvey are my two favorites. Like that's
Speaker 1: you need to like them if you like them. And
Speaker 1: Bernie Mac, I mean Bernie Max. Bernie Mac. You've seen
Speaker 1: his deaf jam set you scared of you. Patrice showed
Speaker 1: that to Patrise. O'Neil. Yeah, explained hip hop to me.
Speaker 1: Really that man press some peace, Yeah, Pece, he was.
Speaker 1: He was also one of the funniest people on the
Speaker 1: planet to me. Yes, I'm talking about all camera and
Speaker 1: off camera. Dude. Yeah, he could also be a unruly bully,
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I mean yeah. I
Speaker 1: love Patrise, but like he you earned a relationship with Patrise,
Speaker 1: you just didn't get one. Like he explained jay Z's
Speaker 1: he was watching me listen to jay Z and he goes,
Speaker 1: what what words are you saying? I said, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's saying. I just I just
Speaker 1: say words that are close to it. And he goes,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hang on, hang on, wait, you're
Speaker 1: just saying like me, me, me, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, I don't know what he's saying,
Speaker 1: but it's fun to say. And then he goes, stop,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what he's saying. And he goes,
Speaker 1: it's beep deep and I'm picking them up. Let him
Speaker 1: play with the dick in the truck. And I went, oh,
Speaker 1: that's what he's saying. And he goes, yeah, wait, hold on, wait,
Speaker 1: hang on, do you know what pimp shit that is?
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm sitting out front in my car and
Speaker 1: it's beat beep and I'm picking them up. Let him
Speaker 1: play with the dick in the truck. I'll let them
Speaker 1: play with the dick in the truck. We were in
Speaker 1: Scotland and I was like, that's pretty cool. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's really cool. And and and he walked and Mob
Speaker 1: Deep he go. He had this big thing. I have
Speaker 1: a weird thing talking about people who pass because they
Speaker 1: can't contest it exactly, you know, but like, uh, he was.
Speaker 1: He was explaining to me how white guys don't fuck
Speaker 1: with Mob Deep and Mob Deep the real ship, and
Speaker 1: he was obsessed with Mob Deep and like he he
Speaker 1: He's a really brilliant dude. He told me a lot.
Speaker 1: I remember. I yeah, yeah, he's a very pivotal dude
Speaker 1: in my life, very very pivotal dude. I miss that.
Speaker 1: I missed that guy. I missed that guy. I didn't
Speaker 1: go to his funeral because I knew he wouldn't have
Speaker 1: gone to mind, so I go, I just thought, of respect,
Speaker 1: I go, remember to show up at your fucking funeral,
Speaker 1: because I know that if I told you if Patrice
Speaker 1: was alive, if he had faked his death and he
Speaker 1: saw me at his funeral, he'd be like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck are you doing here? I wouldn't have gone to yours.
Speaker 3: Yeah that is some comedy, right, Yeah, I've never heard
Speaker 3: of no ship like that.
Speaker 1: Did Tracy Morgan get you hobbies to be? Fuck? I
Speaker 1: always that story had never gotten out. I always that story.
Speaker 1: It never It's a good fucking story because it's one
Speaker 1: of the best stories in the world. Because you still
Speaker 1: don't know whether he did or I will say this
Speaker 1: on Tracy behalf because I know he does not like
Speaker 1: this story. First of all, Tracy, I am the biggest fan.
Speaker 1: You are a fucking legend. I'm sorry that this is
Speaker 1: how we're introduced. I met you one time, I met
Speaker 1: you one time. I thought it was two times. Did
Speaker 1: he sip out on the bill that was those same
Speaker 1: same night? Oh? PCP, No, Cleancy Morgan does not smoke. PCP.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get me in trouble. He does not smoke, PCP.
Speaker 1: I will tell you this, okay, which at this I
Speaker 1: think I think he made me believe at the time
Speaker 1: because I was being this nervous white kid who's working
Speaker 1: the door at the Boston Comedy Club. And by the way,
Speaker 1: this was ninety eight. I turned twenty six. I just
Speaker 1: turned twenty six, So whatever year that was. Tony Woods
Speaker 1: shout out, Tony Wood's one of the best fucking best
Speaker 1: comics as Everdunk's stand up he was there that night,
Speaker 1: so like, just so we're clear, I wasn't the only
Speaker 1: person there. Tony Woods got hot too, yeah, and so no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was just being just being crazy, just being cracy.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I know Tracey didn't like this story,
Speaker 1: so I'm fucking sorry. I'm doing it already. I'm fucking
Speaker 1: drunk crazy, remember, because.
Speaker 3: The story goes you guys went out back and smoked
Speaker 3: the blunt smoked.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You said, hey man, this tastes a little crazy,
Speaker 1: and he said, because it is that wet And you
Speaker 1: said wet and he said, he's CP like Denzel Washington. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in training day, like training day, just like training day.
Speaker 1: And now I freaked out. I freaked out. I never
Speaker 1: tell the story and I sincerely apologize Tracy. And you
Speaker 1: didn't want to go home because they said no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I went back to Tony. I went back
Speaker 1: Tony and I said, I think I just smoked Pcy Morgan.
Speaker 1: And he goes, he started laughing because you did not.
Speaker 1: And I said, Wen, he goes, he Tracy doesn't smoke PCP.
Speaker 1: I said, for real, And he goes, maybe he maybe,
Speaker 1: he goes listen. Well you hey, here's the deal. I
Speaker 1: know the man. He's not a guy who's going to
Speaker 1: give someone PCP. But if you go home, you'll believe
Speaker 1: you're on PCP and you'll jump out of a fucking window.
Speaker 1: He said, come out with us, hang out with us tonight.
Speaker 1: Trust me, you're not on PCP. And so we went
Speaker 1: out to a club called Madame x and uh and
Speaker 1: and we had one of the I mean, one of
Speaker 1: the best nights of my life. I can't express this enough.
Speaker 1: It bums me out that like Tracy may may not
Speaker 1: like me for even sharing the story again, because I
Speaker 1: fucking idolized that guy. The guy is like the biggest
Speaker 1: He was such an unbridled talent at times, the things
Speaker 1: he'd do on just regular interviews. I fucking love that
Speaker 1: guy and my night with him was amazing. It was
Speaker 1: the funniest night. I'm still with Tracy and like twenty
Speaker 1: twenty black dudes and we're all drinking champagne. Tracy's taking
Speaker 1: everyone's got a bottle of champagne. And when a girl
Speaker 1: walks by, he's given her a bottle of champagne and
Speaker 1: saying something outrageous. This is before to Walmart. Oh wait, bit,
Speaker 1: waitit wait, I'm once again I feel I just want
Speaker 1: Tracy to know I whatever. He's a comedian, he gets it.
Speaker 1: I think he does. He didn't like this story. I
Speaker 1: heard that he didn't like this story or they said
Speaker 1: it never happened, which is he's totally about to say,
Speaker 1: it's totally how to say, but if it, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'd have to be the best story to tell her
Speaker 1: in the goddamn world, to tell this fucking story. And
Speaker 1: to this day, do you know was it? It probably was?
Speaker 1: It was? It wasn't he was fucking with me. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fuck with somebody like that. It's like what you
Speaker 1: tell And I already had opium. I already say, it's
Speaker 1: like someone believes me. It's not. It's there's a list
Speaker 1: of stories of Tracy just fucking with like opening comics,
Speaker 1: like just busting their balls. Was it opening white comics.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of opening white comics. White comics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a couple of white comics all like, I have
Speaker 1: a Tracy Morgan story. And you're like, for real, is
Speaker 1: that is that common? Like is that that you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Well, yeah, you fuck yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you fucked with the opening comics is the funnest thing
Speaker 1: to do. And uh, and Tracy is a genius. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's a fucking I can't say that enough. He's gotta
Speaker 1: you go online. He's got a Doug Flutie story that's
Speaker 1: like the funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire
Speaker 1: life about his high school coach telling. Tracy is the
Speaker 1: fucking best. And then so I'm bummed that, Like, if
Speaker 1: I have a run into him, he won't, he won't
Speaker 1: be like I'm a big fan. But whatever, you listen, you,
Speaker 1: shit happens to you. You tell your truth as much
Speaker 1: as you can try, and and and and as a comic,
Speaker 1: you tell a story. But the best part of the
Speaker 1: story is at the end of the night, the white
Speaker 1: waitress comes up and gives me the bill, gives you
Speaker 1: the bills. I'm the one white guy there. And Tracy's like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is that. She's like, it's the bill,
Speaker 1: which is you? And Tracy Morgan's like no, and then
Speaker 1: he's like that fucking racism. And then she slides him
Speaker 1: the bill and he's like, oh now I got money now,
Speaker 1: and he takes his shirt off and he throws it
Speaker 1: at her and the two bouncers. Tony was corrected me
Speaker 1: on this. X NFL bouncers, their x NFL guards. They're like, yo,
Speaker 1: my man, and Tracy just smiles and he goes, ah, shit,
Speaker 1: I ain't your man. The biggest fight I've ever been
Speaker 1: into my life breaks out right crazy, crazy least I
Speaker 1: think I am. I walk outside, I walk, I leave,
Speaker 1: I'm white guy. I grab my backpack, I leave. I'm
Speaker 1: like see you guys, good luck, guys. I walk outside
Speaker 1: and I'm just watching. I'm on way. Tony Woods comes
Speaker 1: out and he's like, shit's going off, man, Shit's going off.
Speaker 1: We need to go back in there. And I was like, Megan,
Speaker 1: the doors kick open, Tracy will I know, Tracy, doors
Speaker 1: kick open and he comes flying. Two bouncers fly him
Speaker 1: up up a fight stairs. You know in New York
Speaker 1: where those bars are downstairs, they throw him up a
Speaker 1: flight of stairs. He lands on his shirt, doors kickback open,
Speaker 1: his shirt comes out end over end like a cartoon,
Speaker 1: lands on his back. I'm looking at Tony Woods, going,
Speaker 1: what are we doing with Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan stands up,
Speaker 1: snaps his shirt, looks me in the eyes. He goes,
Speaker 1: Now that's how you get out of paying a check, dude.
Speaker 1: I literally Tony and him are like, we're going this
Speaker 1: way towards West Broadway. I go, I'm going home. I don't.
Speaker 1: I think I'm done. I walked home and I literally
Speaker 1: was like, you know when the car just misses you
Speaker 1: and you're like, my fucking soul a lot. I remember
Speaker 1: a dude name Eddieift, and I was like, he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: how's your night tonight? And I go, I just had
Speaker 1: the most amazing things just happened to me. I go.
Speaker 1: He was talking about Tracy Morgan. He's the funniest fucking
Speaker 1: human being I've ever met. Back for life. I love
Speaker 1: the dude. I fucking love him. I'm bummed it, but whatever,
Speaker 1: it's gonna work out. Thank you work. So when I
Speaker 1: explain to him the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna give you two choices you pick one
Speaker 2: and nobody drinks.
Speaker 1: You pick two or neither. So the politic correct answers,
Speaker 1: But we drink the game. What are we talking? If
Speaker 1: you drink, we drink with you. Leave you out there
Speaker 1: and we drink it. Thank fortunately the shots is DELI on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I might need something else to put inside my mouth?
Speaker 1: Is there? Like a wait a minute, your man Ray's
Speaker 1: gonna come to the door. I haven't seen you in
Speaker 1: twenty years? You ready? I thought that was I thought
Speaker 1: that was my pappy.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Can you guys, Are you guys gonna have like more
Speaker 1: and more comics on? Yes, whatever you tell us to
Speaker 1: have one, We're gonna follow your lead. You gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta get cigarettes. I'm gonna be honest. But your man Tom, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I found out he was Perubian, I was hurt.
Speaker 1: What really? Because I wanted him to be white. Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Wanted I thought it was my I like today and
Speaker 3: then he's Peruban like you. He's a wrestler. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: he's a wrestler. You just proving wrestler.
Speaker 1: If you flying in just came in just a roe
Speaker 1: Tom's Tom's like Tom's he looks weight, He's going in
Speaker 1: like like, I don't like this.
Speaker 3: I want him to go back, like like I like,
Speaker 3: I like like no disrespect. I like drug addict eminem
Speaker 3: that's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like I'm just the best eminem. There
Speaker 1: was saying I want, dude, I'll go with drug addict Beneflex,
Speaker 1: alcoholic Beneflex my favorite better flex.
Speaker 3: Because I don't know what this bene fat Fleck is.
Speaker 3: When you've seen the Sivary, I don't know if there
Speaker 3: was chivalry or that he was.
Speaker 1: He was piss He was like the door here here,
Speaker 1: God damn it cool. I didn't think that was Sivary.
Speaker 1: I don't dude, it was Silvary, but he was pissed.
Speaker 1: It was pist Chivary, because can't you have Pistchivary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was still like shoving a gun. You could be
Speaker 1: chivalry pissed at the same time. That Beneflex one of
Speaker 1: my favorite dudes alive.
Speaker 2: I'm like, is that the benefit Beneflex French?
Speaker 1: But those those I want. I want everyone to fall
Speaker 1: off the wagon, like I like when people that should
Speaker 1: be should be doing I gotta show her up. I
Speaker 1: don't believe it in the word attic, I know, I
Speaker 1: don't believe believe it benefit. He would be the best
Speaker 1: one to fall back going. I mean, he's supposed to
Speaker 1: not drink anything. I love when people stop drinking and
Speaker 1: they come around me and I say, take a shot,
Speaker 1: oh dude, and then they take it and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. I'm the devil. I don't
Speaker 1: because I don't believe this is the devil. I believe
Speaker 1: how you use it can be the I think if
Speaker 1: you're unhappy, it becomes the devil. If you're happy, Like
Speaker 1: I bet Beneflect probably drinks around j Lo because he's happy.
Speaker 1: He's happy. Listen, I have to say, if we're talking
Speaker 1: about one of my favorite other favorite things in the world,
Speaker 1: is Jennifer Gardner taking him to rehab. Like I love
Speaker 1: a woman, okay, who's his ex wife. And there's a
Speaker 1: that was his ex wife? What what what? What? What
Speaker 1: movie is she from? Fucking? What is it? Fucking the
Speaker 1: thing with the thing with the girl that could do
Speaker 1: the things? I don't know, but I like I like
Speaker 1: a rider. I bit a woman who uh will take
Speaker 1: I'm talking careless. I like a rider eye woman who
Speaker 1: will take a do to rehab. I also like the
Speaker 1: woman that makes you happy that allows you to drink. Listen, listen,
Speaker 1: there's a there's probably out of one hundred women, there's
Speaker 1: a there's ninety five that would tell me I would
Speaker 1: have to stop drinking. My wife's in that quick five
Speaker 1: percent that goes, hey, I got you. I'll keep an
Speaker 1: eye on you. I'll make sure you're healthy. I make
Speaker 1: sure you can do it. You're achieving things. Let's ride,
Speaker 1: let's go and that and that's what I that's and
Speaker 1: that's happiness too. And I just know my wife I
Speaker 1: did so I kild you know, did you meet here
Speaker 1: in Mia? Mean? Yes, I did not have to describe you.
Speaker 1: Just is that crazy Florida shit? I go, that's not
Speaker 1: New York. No, see's on Jersey though Jersey.
Speaker 3: Yes, but the crazy thing is, like I said earlier,
Speaker 3: I just said, one of my favorite comedians.
Speaker 1: I did not have to describe you at all. I
Speaker 1: just said, I said one of my favorite comedians. And
Speaker 1: she said, I know exactly that you're talking about the
Speaker 1: white guy who always takes his shirt off, and it's
Speaker 1: good branding. I didn't mean for it to. So hold
Speaker 1: ons were going to play let's do it because he's
Speaker 1: in the new One they said the new one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because by the way, by the way, I love your team. Listen.
Speaker 1: By the way, we just want you to know, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: right now, right now, that's victorious part of my team
Speaker 1: right now. So when do I When do I get you?
Speaker 1: Guys like yeah, yeah, yeah, put you up.
Speaker 3: No, don't worry, let me do We got you all right,
Speaker 3: So we just want you to know that's our Dominican
Speaker 3: producer and our Columbian producer. Yes, it's a lot of
Speaker 3: cocaine over there. There's a lot of cocaine over there.
Speaker 3: And they come up with this, look at it are beautiful.
Speaker 3: They come up with the question, he's got beautiful eyes, right.
Speaker 1: Can't what's up? Which one is right here? He's coming
Speaker 1: on all right? You said it off you Snoop a
Speaker 1: jay Z Snoop without a doubt, Snoop without a doubt.
Speaker 1: Snoo's my guy. I love Snoop. Snoop is there of
Speaker 1: the day I found out Georgia smoke marijuana, My oldest
Speaker 1: daughter smoked marijuana. I was with Snoop. Do crazy, You're
Speaker 1: going to way too fast on the han So your
Speaker 1: your daughter just at minute day, Oh, she was with
Speaker 1: Snoop and I was like.
Speaker 2: No, no, James, Dad, I want to inter the Snoop
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh thetherfuck that would be the perfect time,
Speaker 2: Curta tell you with him brown?
Speaker 1: No he Uh. My wife texted me. I was. I
Speaker 1: was having lunch with Snoop and my wife texted me
Speaker 1: and she said, uh, we talk whatever, Georgia. I called
Speaker 1: her smoking weed and drinking. And I was kind of
Speaker 1: fucked up about it. I know that you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: on whatever. I don't know how you're supposed to a parent,
Speaker 1: and I was. I was down, and Snoop was like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? And I was like, fucking my daughter's
Speaker 1: smoking weed? And he was like how old? I said fifteen?
Speaker 1: He was okay, here's how old were you? I said fourteen?
Speaker 1: And he goes, can I give you some advice one
Speaker 1: daddy to another daddy? And I said yeah, and he goes,
Speaker 1: don't be such a bitch. I said, by the way,
Speaker 1: there's so much more to that story. There's so much
Speaker 1: fucking more to that story. There's so much more. He
Speaker 1: invited me to because he knew I was down. He
Speaker 1: invited me to his trailer to do a shot. But
Speaker 1: I thought he says shower. So I thought showed up
Speaker 1: thinking we were going to shower and I and I
Speaker 1: was like, I was shirt off. I was like, so
Speaker 1: are we do together? And he was like he's like huh.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, of course you do it together. Right,
Speaker 1: of course you do it together. And I was like sweet,
Speaker 1: like okay, and I start walking to the badges. Where
Speaker 1: the fuck are you going? I go to the shower.
Speaker 1: He think there's a lot more to that story, dude,
Speaker 1: his body I said it. I swear to God. I
Speaker 1: swear to God. I said it to his bodyguards Wall
Speaker 1: and and uh and uh and uh fucking big Papa,
Speaker 1: I think I say in the right name and Papa
Speaker 1: and Wall big Wall and Papa. And I said, hey, uh,
Speaker 1: boss man invited me in for a shower. And he
Speaker 1: just went uh huh. And I went okay, but haven't
Speaker 1: very I remember saying to him.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: And he was like, no, ship, your daughter spokes weed.
Speaker 1: You came over here a shower. I was like, you
Speaker 1: invited me. He's like, no, yes, So it's you probably
Speaker 1: get past that. Nobody else would get down there Orleans rollins.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm dyslexic or Charlie Murphy. Oh oh oh,
Speaker 1: I'm knotting. No, no, no, no, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: say it. I'm have to say it. And I love
Speaker 1: don Ella death, but without a doubt, Charlie Murphy. Charlie
Speaker 1: Murphy has one of the best. Charlie Murphy gave me
Speaker 1: so much joy when I when I had we had George,
Speaker 1: I was doing the road, just doing the road for
Speaker 1: as a feature act. And I come home and on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Speaker 1: I would watch Tough Crowd with con Quinn and and
Speaker 1: the and the Dave Chappelle Show, the Chappelle Show, I
Speaker 1: would watch them all. I had them all saved, and
Speaker 1: I sit down and watch those with Georgia sitting. You
Speaker 1: know when you have a baby and you put them,
Speaker 1: you cross your legs, you put them in your lap,
Speaker 1: you have your coffee, and you play them. And Charlie
Speaker 1: Murphy brought me so much joy with the with the
Speaker 1: just to Charlie Murphy stories. The best story he ever told.
Speaker 1: And this is the one that it is my favorite.
Speaker 1: Did you ever hear the story about when him he
Speaker 1: was he was He was telling a story to Snoop
Speaker 1: on his Snoop Show and he was talking about when
Speaker 1: he got out of the Marines or the what are
Speaker 1: the Navy? And he came home and he was like
Speaker 1: and he's like, I didn't have any clothes. I just
Speaker 1: had military outfits. So you heard the story. It's the
Speaker 1: best fucking story. And he goes. So my brother Eddie
Speaker 1: Murphy was like, Hey, we're one of my jackets out
Speaker 1: to the club tonight. We're going to Club Century, and
Speaker 1: so he put on it. He goes. It was like
Speaker 1: a bus boy jacket, like sparkles and everything, and he walked.
Speaker 1: He goes, I walked into the club and everyone's like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: that's Eddie Murphy. That's Eddie Murphy. Yo. Who that dude
Speaker 1: with him? And they go, I think that's his brother.
Speaker 1: I think he's a magician. That story killed me. I
Speaker 1: remember laughing so fucking hard, and I love you to death.
Speaker 1: On El, I'm going Charlie Murphy, Charlie fucking Murphy.
Speaker 2: A.
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor take a shot. Take a shot,
Speaker 1: take a shot, fucking take a shot. I can't make
Speaker 1: that either. I need more. I'm gonn need more. Wit.
Speaker 1: You know we're good, Okay, Yeah, you know we got
Speaker 1: a ship planning. We've been trying to get you drunk
Speaker 1: for years. This is this is Can I can I
Speaker 1: start like I'm a really good third mic? Can I
Speaker 1: start texting you guys when you guys bring people on
Speaker 1: down private and then you guys all back private. I
Speaker 1: was trying to get you on. I mean, remember when
Speaker 1: you first texted me me. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck. I lost my ship. I lost.
Speaker 3: I was trying to get you on the film today
Speaker 3: because they kept saying on vodka, club, soda or tequila,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yo.
Speaker 1: Yes, I want you you you know me better than
Speaker 1: my wife? Yes, the next one, Yeah, Chris Rock or
Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence. Hey guys, that's good being here. Yes, m
Speaker 1: Chris Rock is the reason I got in the stand up.
Speaker 1: He's when I saw bring the Pain. I was floored
Speaker 1: at how I've said this. I have not said this.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever met Chris Rock. I met
Speaker 1: him one time. Chappelle and Rock are tough to meet,
Speaker 1: like they're just not I mean, I don't know. You
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta like be a part of their thing.
Speaker 1: To be a part of them, Chappelle wants to. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's like a great white shark, like he comes through.
Speaker 1: He was came through one time at the comedy club.
Speaker 1: I was in Dayton, and he just stepped into the
Speaker 1: green into the I was getting paid and Chappelle walked in,
Speaker 1: and the parties like, you know, no one's supposed to
Speaker 1: be in the room, and get like and I was like,
Speaker 1: who the And I was like, oh shit, it's to Chappelle,
Speaker 1: it really is. And I swam with great white sharks
Speaker 1: a couple of times out of the cage. When they
Speaker 1: show up, they move with intention, and they're very confident.
Speaker 1: Great white sharks are very confident. And Dave Chappelle is
Speaker 1: a great white fucking shark. And so is Chris Rock.
Speaker 1: His Uh dude, I fucking love Chris Rock. I give
Speaker 1: you a Chris Rock story real quick. I fucking love
Speaker 1: this ship. Me and Chris.
Speaker 3: You know, we've been in the same fo for New York.
Speaker 3: But one time I was in l A and I'm
Speaker 3: in the Soho house and I'm getting money. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm feeling great about myself. So I just say to
Speaker 3: the waitress, I say, YO, send Chris Rock a bottle.
Speaker 1: I fucking love this ship. No one does his ship anymore.
Speaker 1: No one does. Here's what's fucking wrong. Here's what's wrong.
Speaker 1: Everyone's so fucking worried about getting lit up on social
Speaker 1: media being the guy that goes, you know, can't tell
Speaker 1: you something. I'm sorry, I'm changing something. Private jets. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about private jets. Let's go. So I found private
Speaker 1: jets a lot, and I always videotape, I always post
Speaker 1: pictures and someone someone hit me up. They're like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that. It is not relatable, and I go,
Speaker 1: It's the most relatable thing you could ever do, is
Speaker 1: that I'm on a private jet. What the fuck do
Speaker 1: you think everyone else does when they're on a fucking
Speaker 1: private jet? Private jet?
Speaker 2: Wait? When when the fact that you're hype about it,
Speaker 2: when hiding your money become relatable? Unrelatable?
Speaker 1: You get money, you buy a fucking roll, assure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have pro bottles and champions, you do big dog ship.
Speaker 1: That's what the fuck is fun about getting money, hardet money.
Speaker 1: If you don't get your goddamn fuck those guys, those guys,
Speaker 1: I don't only hear that ship. We're drinking fucking this,
Speaker 1: we're drinking ski. Damn it getting fucking that's cat. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. That's such a fucking thing. What a white
Speaker 1: man on there that I'm pretty sure I was racist?
Speaker 1: My hand hands down, I need help help. I spent
Speaker 1: Tivy ben Wik on my eyes. It feels so good,
Speaker 1: it feels so good, My god, it feels like sometime.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what I'm so sorry. Look the man,
Speaker 1: look at him. I'm like, yo, you know, I spent
Speaker 1: h me been wiggled in my eyes. Now him one
Speaker 1: look at him on the bottom. I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure I got will you be there? But it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be as I wanted to be. But it's a story
Speaker 1: with Chris Rocks and pull up. That's over the fact
Speaker 1: that happy man wiggle was probably a race. Let's see him,
Speaker 1: let's see it. Look, I'm going to bring the camera
Speaker 1: in my eyes, bring the god. Either here's a racist
Speaker 1: or the best Dennis in Alabama. Okay, so let me
Speaker 1: tell you. So Hey, Pappy van Winkle, here we go,
Speaker 1: Pappy wan Winkle, where's my camera? Uh huh, Pappy wan Winkle,
Speaker 1: If you stand against racism, yeah, send one bottle of
Speaker 1: twenty three year old whiskey for every episode they do,
Speaker 1: because stand with us an alliance. That's right, Black Lives matters, okay, right,
Speaker 1: and then just checking Patty van Winkle. Everyone hit up
Speaker 1: Pappy van Winkle and let them know we're big fans.
Speaker 1: And I bet you're big fans of drink Champs, so
Speaker 1: please start sending these bottles and we'll drink it every
Speaker 1: episode and you'll have and hey, listen, we love you,
Speaker 1: Pappy van Bitch. Okay, okay. So so, so I'm asked
Speaker 1: whole house. Chris rockets all the way over there. I
Speaker 1: tell the waitress go send him a bottle. Chris Rock
Speaker 1: thinks this is funny.
Speaker 3: Chris Rock goes and says, all right, cool, He's gonna
Speaker 3: walk over there. But he tells the waitress don't send
Speaker 3: him the bottle. Don't send him the bottle till after
Speaker 3: I take the picture of Nori.
Speaker 1: So he walks over. I walk off and said, Chris Man,
Speaker 1: how you doing? I get to see you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: If can I take a picture? He goes, no problem,
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know, sohlo house, you
Speaker 1: can't take the picture in the main room. You have
Speaker 1: to go on to the balconies. And they let women
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah. Yeah. So we went on the balcony.
Speaker 1: I take the picture and then I come back and
Speaker 1: the waitress brings me the bill. So I'm looking this
Speaker 1: sh was eighty five thousand dollars. I look and then
Speaker 1: as soon as I look up Chris, I was like
Speaker 1: it was a joke, cars on foul. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. Chris Rock is older, eighty first person
Speaker 1: him know there's a bottle that exists eighty five thousand
Speaker 1: dollars and they send it to me. You told him
Speaker 1: to get whatever he wanted, right, say whatever you know.
Speaker 1: At the time, I'm thinking I'm getting money.
Speaker 3: Then I hadn't realized Wait a minute, you ain't just
Speaker 3: eighty five thousand, but no reason.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, moving on next one. I'm getting I'm
Speaker 1: sweating thinking about it. I'm sweating thinking about right now.
Speaker 1: I hate sushi with Raffie May. One time we had
Speaker 1: a dolphin legit I love. Everyone's like, wait, you can
Speaker 1: eat dolphins. The fish guys, Ralphie May. Look in Miami.
Speaker 1: You can't say eating a dolphin. They're like you eating
Speaker 1: my team. Oh yeah, oh that's right, No man, All right,
Speaker 1: George Carlon and Robin Williams. Robin Williams, without a doubt,
Speaker 1: it's very racist. He was fucking it was it was
Speaker 1: Rob w. And they're both geniuses, both geniuses. It's what
Speaker 1: you connected with. I like the frenetic energy that Robin had.
Speaker 1: I love his career as an actor. He's an amazing
Speaker 1: act George Collin I met him walking down the street.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I used to bark at the Boston Comedy Club at
Speaker 1: the door and the Boys and Comic Club is in
Speaker 1: New York. It was in New York, is on West
Speaker 1: Third and between Thompson and we allowed a Boston name.
Speaker 1: I know, right. That was one of the hardest I've
Speaker 1: ever laughed. Puerto Rican couple comes up to the door. Now,
Speaker 1: mind you, I'm from Florida, so like I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit oblivious to like New York and uh, the Puerto
Speaker 1: Rican couple comes up the door and they go, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on side tonight? And I go, it's a
Speaker 1: comedy show. It's really fun, but I don't think it's
Speaker 1: right for you guys. And they said really, And I said, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's pregnant. And the guy goes and the best Puerto
Speaker 1: Rican reaction and I go, is she not pregnant? And
Speaker 1: he goes, Oh, this is gonna be fun. She lit
Speaker 1: me up. She was not pregnant, and she lit me up.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. Like those are those moments in New
Speaker 1: York We're like fuck number yeah, yeah, funk that bad?
Speaker 1: You got it? Uh No, I don't know what these
Speaker 1: people are. Bobby wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait Bobby Lee or t V is the THEO THEO? Okay,
Speaker 1: uh after the Bobby Lee, I felt the uh I'm
Speaker 1: gonna drink. He was on m t V right and
Speaker 1: road rules, a real world road rules. He's he's he's
Speaker 1: fucking no. I've he's a fun He's like yeah, by
Speaker 1: my own I think he is funny as ship. Look,
Speaker 1: Bobby is like podcast gold. If Bobby dranks still, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, Bobby, you could bring Bobby here and not drinking.
Speaker 1: Bobby crazy. But THEO no, nope, nope, You're allowed to
Speaker 1: You're allowed to get I apologize. But THEO is, uh
Speaker 1: is man, he has all of my algorithm. He is
Speaker 1: the funniest dude. He's really bizarre. He's really he's fucking
Speaker 1: just brilliant. Man. I love that. I've seen some of
Speaker 1: his ship. He's so funny. But was he doing comedy
Speaker 1: back then with the No No, I think it was
Speaker 1: like a reinvention of himself. No. I think he started
Speaker 1: like right after doing road Rules. I don't I shouldn't
Speaker 1: speak at all to it. I don't know any of it.
Speaker 1: But I think he started doing after that, like right
Speaker 1: after that. But he is. I'm telling you, man, he's
Speaker 1: one of the best comments in the game. He's got
Speaker 1: a huge tour right now. Everyone's got to, dude, shout
Speaker 1: out the fucking Rogan. Everyone's got big tours right now.
Speaker 1: Killed Rogan. No podcasts on that list, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now, it's Joe Rogan. Whatever. Joe Rogan on here too. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: And we need to go to his joint in Austin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta get invited. You know how fun that would
Speaker 1: be a couple of times. Be a serious. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Let me tell you who I am.
Speaker 1: If my next door neighbor had a party and didn't
Speaker 1: remind me, I won't go. I'm that guy. You have
Speaker 1: to you have to. I have to feel special. I'm
Speaker 1: a special person. Yeah. I was in resource room and
Speaker 1: special education and dyslexic. I yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's my homie. I told you, I know. She
Speaker 1: said to me. She goes, hey outlawed adoption in Mississippi.
Speaker 1: I go, that says abortion. She goes, they wont orphans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's ye hardcore. Okay, So nas or Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls,
Speaker 1: I gotta be I gotta be honest with you. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: like this is not gonna sound really great, but like
Speaker 1: Biggie was super accessible to all of us in college,
Speaker 1: Like it was just super accessible. We got it. His
Speaker 1: first album I'm not speaking for all frat boy white dudes,
Speaker 1: but was like not the one we got, but when
Speaker 1: Puffy collaborated with him, and like really that next one
Speaker 1: that happened in like Biggie Puppies and both yeah no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. But the second one when he really was
Speaker 1: you can really feel the sprinkle of him of like like,
Speaker 1: uh it, man, Biggie was like next level for us.
Speaker 1: I didn't discover NOAs until later. You remember he did
Speaker 1: like a documentary that maybe he did like a thing
Speaker 1: on uh this guy. I'm so sorry, NOAs I'm saying
Speaker 1: it the only way I can explain it. He did
Speaker 1: a like a Life Through sixty thing with MTV and
Speaker 1: he was on tour bus and he wasn't wearing a
Speaker 1: shirt a lot of the time. MM, it's the only
Speaker 1: way I remember it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is where
Speaker 1: you got your idea to take up. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, It's all about the idea. But like, like
Speaker 1: I didn't discover nos until much later. And I'm and
Speaker 1: I'm being honest in that Biggie was just accessible, Like
Speaker 1: it was more I don't know, and I don't know, honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was because of the Tupac shit.
Speaker 1: Tupac was the entry. He was the gateway drug. Tupac
Speaker 1: was the gateway drug for like us in college. And
Speaker 1: then I mean we came to late to the game
Speaker 1: to snoop. He came late to the game to dre
Speaker 1: was like, it's amazing if you did, Like, I would
Speaker 1: love to see a documentary about how like white people
Speaker 1: found hip hop, because like the Chronic was, like I
Speaker 1: remember the Chronic came out. Everyone's like nw A was
Speaker 1: the game was a game change. Nw A was a
Speaker 1: breaking away and all that. But dude, and so in
Speaker 1: a weird way we all love those dudes because like
Speaker 1: what was a ice cube had a separate group, the
Speaker 1: lynch Mobs, the Linz Mob. I mean we followed because
Speaker 1: you ended up signing up for these guys. It's all
Speaker 1: about fandom. The way fandom works. I had someone explain
Speaker 1: this to me. I know I'm really saying this again,
Speaker 1: but the way fandom works is. I had a guy
Speaker 1: who was in Fort Lauderdale doing a show. And a
Speaker 1: guy's like a white dude, redneck, shirtless, not that not
Speaker 1: that big of a guy, kind of drunk, doesn't look
Speaker 1: like like a winner, like, and he just goes, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I need to explain to you. I'm a fan. And
Speaker 1: I went okay, like going like, let's just get through this,
Speaker 1: and he goes, no, no, I need you to pay attention.
Speaker 1: He goes, I don't have much in my life, but
Speaker 1: I got you. I don't I'm not a sports I'm
Speaker 1: not an athlete, but I got you. I follow you.
Speaker 1: I love you, man, and I love when you succeed.
Speaker 1: When you succeed, it feels like I succeeded because now
Speaker 1: I feel like I made the right decision. I picked
Speaker 1: the right guy. I love when I introduce you to
Speaker 1: people and then they go, oh, I love that guy,
Speaker 1: so dude, keep killing it is I'll always be a fan.
Speaker 1: That's how it is with hip hop is like when
Speaker 1: being a fan, just being a fan in general, is
Speaker 1: you discover someone like Nwa, right, and then you fall
Speaker 1: in love with all those dudes and then you you go,
Speaker 1: these are my guys. These are my guys. They're set
Speaker 1: up to me my guys for the rest of my life. Dude,
Speaker 1: ice Cube's been my guy forever. I watched his movies
Speaker 1: like ice Cube when they introduced Snoop to me, I go, Snoops,
Speaker 1: my guy. Eminem's my guy. Like that's how fandom works,
Speaker 1: is like I trust my guys to give me good guys,
Speaker 1: and I will say this wholeheartedly. Joe Rogan has shared
Speaker 1: that privilege with us beyond measure, Like Joe Rogan his
Speaker 1: guys do we're all doing arenas. We're all doing theaters
Speaker 1: and arenas. And if you're not doing arenas in theaters,
Speaker 1: you're selling out clubs clean like that that cool ship,
Speaker 1: you know, And I know it's sometimes in hip hop,
Speaker 1: it's not always done. I know I've heard stories of
Speaker 1: like people signing people to deal so they can hide
Speaker 1: the record, and because they wanted their record to come out.
Speaker 1: But like that cool ship that never gets forgotten, I
Speaker 1: ever ever got the next one? Oh? I got this one. McCallen,
Speaker 1: ohbikie McCallen. Yeah no, but which McCallum twenty one? Yeah no,
Speaker 1: so we did. I came late to Scott so I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan and I would love for you guys
Speaker 1: to celebrate with me next year, And if you're interested,
Speaker 1: I can make it happen. What so I do? I
Speaker 1: celebrate Winston Churchhill's the day died every year. And that's
Speaker 1: the cigarette guy.
Speaker 2: No man, it was the love priman the UK England
Speaker 2: during World War.
Speaker 1: I wis to Salem. That's not the same same guy.
Speaker 1: I apologize. I love you, I love you, I love
Speaker 1: you so much. I love you so much. I loved
Speaker 1: your honesty in that moment, I really thought it was
Speaker 1: the Wits. Why do you celebrate his birthday? Would so?
Speaker 1: Winston Churchill did like a gangster. Every morning he woke
Speaker 1: up and he had a soft scotch every morning. Every morning,
Speaker 1: every morning had a soft scotch. In my hero had
Speaker 1: a cigar, a cup of coffee, a glass of orange juice,
Speaker 1: two eggs over easy, uh, or two eggs Sunday side up, bacon,
Speaker 1: ham jam toast, and he might have a second scotch.
Speaker 1: Then he get into his bathtub for three hours and
Speaker 1: he drinks champagne, and then he would go on to
Speaker 1: run the country, and at lunch he'd have another bottle
Speaker 1: of champagne, and at dinner he started drinking scotch and whiskey,
Speaker 1: and he would go to sleep with a nice brandy
Speaker 1: at the end of the night every fucking day. So
Speaker 1: I so I talked about that's his spirit animals. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. So me and Bill Bert we
Speaker 1: had a podcast called Bill Burt Fucking Funnest fucking Podcast,
Speaker 1: and I probably talked about his daily program, and I said,
Speaker 1: I'm doing it this year. I'm gonna do his full
Speaker 1: day on the day he died. I'm gonna celebrate him.
Speaker 1: And I did it. And you can find them online.
Speaker 1: I'm sure your producers can find them. Dude. You got
Speaker 1: the one that my wife tipped for me, and then
Speaker 1: the one I just did in Amsterdam. But you celebrate
Speaker 1: Winston Churchill day living the way he lived his life.
Speaker 1: Wake up with a scotch saft scotch. So what does scotch?
Speaker 1: Saft Scotch? Is Scotch with soda, water and ice. It's nice,
Speaker 1: it's it's tastes like what I'm eating with the room.
Speaker 1: It's a little vanilla in your mouth. It's nice and
Speaker 1: it's slowly. Yeah, shout out to M and M. Were
Speaker 1: we supposed to drink? Did you ever go to his?
Speaker 1: The bar?
Speaker 2: The Churchill Bar, the pub Little Haiti was like a
Speaker 2: historical spotitude they took the tour down.
Speaker 1: There's a few, there's a few historical figures that I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with. Uh Winston Churchill is one of them. Which, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look this up. Okay radio podcasts, podcast okay
Speaker 1: podcast podcasts, podcasts, look at this, Look at this, this
Speaker 1: this would have I could be shitty and I can
Speaker 1: be honest. It's not this, you know, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not this. I mean, like, I love those guys.
Speaker 1: Those are our guys. They're all our guys that always
Speaker 1: put us over for the longest time. But I think
Speaker 1: they wish it was this. Is this, It's fucking this
Speaker 1: because radiom guys, they can't really curse. They can't really,
Speaker 1: but podcasts we you imagine, but even even like if
Speaker 1: you guys set up in the radio world, your brain
Speaker 1: would have changed and you would have done different things,
Speaker 1: and you would have said, it's part of the core
Speaker 1: corporate space. Yeah, yeah, this is your thing. It's why
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. You know. It's crazy. And they tried to
Speaker 1: get us to go to iHeart Studios at one point.
Speaker 1: I don't know you remember, but when we went to
Speaker 1: CBS studios, right, and we were signed to CBS at
Speaker 1: one point in the beginning. Again, we look and we
Speaker 1: went and this is this is crazy. This is the
Speaker 1: reason why we never went back. Well, I don't know,
Speaker 1: not to record there. Yeah, So what happened was we
Speaker 1: would breaking up the weed. We're breaking up the We
Speaker 1: never smoked in it. I don't know if you remember.
Speaker 1: We smoked on the balcony, were drinking, were drinking. He
Speaker 1: was drinking.
Speaker 3: And I remember after we used the studio, the white
Speaker 3: guy send me an email that Elliott Wilson sent to him.
Speaker 1: It was like, is this is how it's going to be.
Speaker 3: These guys are going to be here drinking and smoking
Speaker 3: all that, because I mean, we spilled alcohol.
Speaker 1: So the whole studio smoked. We are a little disrespective,
Speaker 1: were a little dispre but I remember that I said, nah,
Speaker 1: let's go get our own ship. This is let's do it,
Speaker 1: let's do it this way. But okay, come on, let's
Speaker 1: go on, because I got, I got come the next one. XX.
Speaker 1: You didn't. You didn't? Okay? That fox me up. That
Speaker 1: fucks me up. Definite shots shot, definite shot, cool, definite shot.
Speaker 1: Have you got to be either? No? No, I never
Speaker 1: met tubacins. I met DMX. What's my friend? DMX was
Speaker 1: fucking He was so good to tell stories. Oh he's
Speaker 1: a legend. You hear him, very him on Breakfast Club
Speaker 1: talk about he talked about pulling that Asian dude over.
Speaker 1: Oh the FBI. Yeah, oh yeah, dude dude driving Matt
Speaker 1: slow pulled him over and they're like, huh, I hit
Speaker 1: him up. I let him up and he's not respecting
Speaker 1: my authority and like dj MB's like, but wait, you're
Speaker 1: not a cop, right, But he didn't know that. I
Speaker 1: remember at one point j jamb says, are you do
Speaker 1: you so? Do you still drive? He goes yeah, and
Speaker 1: the like do you have a license. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: catch me if you can listen. All right. By the way,
Speaker 1: let me just tell you something. We did the podcast.
Speaker 3: We go to the show after we did this is
Speaker 3: the first time he did it.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, we could do a documentary
Speaker 2: off for the first DMX.
Speaker 1: DMX, So DMX, it could be a documentary. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: in the in the white beater and he's just going
Speaker 1: off to listen. What is it? The fandom is the Ghost, right,
Speaker 1: He's in the Ghost. So he's like, yo, Norway has
Speaker 1: to ride with me. So I'm like, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: I get in the front of see DMX. By the way,
Speaker 1: I'm being honest with you, it's my man. I love him.
Speaker 3: Probably the worst driver ever in history because he does
Speaker 3: not care.
Speaker 5: I can drive now I have I have improved, sir, license.
Speaker 5: I really did have improved. I got a life of
Speaker 5: license strict and let's be honest.
Speaker 1: But d m X, I kid you not. This has
Speaker 1: been numerous amount of times he does not respect a
Speaker 1: red light.
Speaker 3: Or I stop signed. So I'm sitting there literally like
Speaker 3: I'm so drunk that I can't really be like. He's like,
Speaker 3: you're good, right, I'm like in my mind, I'm like,
Speaker 3: can you pull over?
Speaker 1: Get out of the car. But d MS he he
Speaker 1: he was. He was a dead devil to that man.
Speaker 1: He was. It's uh, you got the mee DMX. You said, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I never got to meet anyone the h d m
Speaker 1: X Tupac. I mean, I meane Tupacs. Yeah, I shouldn't talk.
Speaker 1: You keep going no, no, no, come on, they're the
Speaker 1: best man you met, No Tupac. I never met Tupacs.
Speaker 1: I once was outside the club that uh fucking who oppo?
Speaker 1: You know, sure, I think they shot up excuse me
Speaker 1: what they were down with Tupac? They did'gether? Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. I was outside the club, was in that
Speaker 1: they shot up? That was yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Jim, this is this is a very racist questions about
Speaker 3: the Dominicans in Colombia's over there. But Jerry, Jim Carrey
Speaker 3: or Jerry Sonfeld.
Speaker 1: Wow, I did not expect this. Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: his his Uh. Jerry Seinfeld killed the Sitkong game like
Speaker 1: I mean, no one will ever do. Did you ever
Speaker 1: realize that Jerry Seinfeld is a whore. It's a whore.
Speaker 1: He had a girl friend, a different girlfriend every episode
Speaker 1: on the show, so did Elaine. Elaine never dated the
Speaker 1: same but they were horse and it went over our head.
Speaker 1: It just flew by right by. Yeah, they were straight
Speaker 1: up a dirty horse. They were dirty. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: and they're not. They never once referenced condoms, those characters.
Speaker 1: I'm there, don't listen. I swear I'm not taking a shop,
Speaker 1: raise a shot raise.
Speaker 3: I recently looked at it and I was like, I said, Okay,
Speaker 3: Elaine has a boyfriend this episode, and then next episode
Speaker 3: has a different boyfriend. And by the way, by the way,
Speaker 3: this is go watch it yourself. Because her and Seinfeld
Speaker 3: dated each other. Yes, yeah, so they so they it's
Speaker 3: still like a little bit of jealousy. So he always acts,
Speaker 3: did you sleep.
Speaker 1: With the guy yet? And she always be like she
Speaker 1: was talking about using the sponge. The sponge, the sponge
Speaker 1: that's fur control. That means you blow loads and so much.
Speaker 1: You ever following the sponge? Listen, listen, by the way,
Speaker 1: do you remember that? Do you remember fuck Me with
Speaker 1: the Smiles? Never you remember that episode? Listen, but you
Speaker 1: can't listen. This is motherfuckings like this listen with spies terrible.
Speaker 1: We're like, what the like? But listen, listen, you had
Speaker 1: to run it on this listen. This is how much
Speaker 1: Elaine was getting it in. She goes to buy the sponge.
Speaker 1: The guy goes, The guy goes, how many you want?
Speaker 1: You want six? She goes, give me twelve, and the
Speaker 1: guy goes, okay, I'm gonna give you twelve. He goes
Speaker 1: give me twenty, and then she goes and he goes,
Speaker 1: well you wont twenty, and she goes, give me thirty.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, you want the already. She goes,
Speaker 1: how much is the whole thing? He goes sixty. She goes,
Speaker 1: give me the whole thing. That is the slor If
Speaker 1: I've never the sponge, sorry, she was living a life. Man.
Speaker 1: I thought about fucking with the sponge in a long time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't really know what a sponge is. They got
Speaker 1: rid of them, right. Is it called a sponge? Though?
Speaker 1: It was a spe isn't it something else? It was
Speaker 1: like it was like a it was a baby's fit diaphragm, diaphragm. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was a well I'm talking about of a sponge.
Speaker 1: It was that. Or she accidentally left the Tampa and
Speaker 1: you read running underwater and squeeze it a couple of times,
Speaker 1: and then but you're the one that was I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry sorry sorry. She was like, I'm not fifty. Okay,
Speaker 1: take a look at me. Good. You got the next one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Seth Rogan or Jonah Hill. Oh, Jonah Hill, it is
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill's the like I never I never
Speaker 1: wanted to be an actor at all. I never wanted
Speaker 1: to be an actor at all. I had no interest
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to do stand up and podcasting.
Speaker 1: And then I did the movie Uh, and I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved it so much. I had so much fucking fun.
Speaker 1: Which movie My movie The Machine? Oh okay, coming out
Speaker 1: day Weekend? Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And uh.
Speaker 1: And then immediately I thought like who would be cool
Speaker 1: to work with? Like the first thought was like I
Speaker 1: want to watch people good actors. So I worked with
Speaker 1: Mark Hamill from Luke Yeah, Star Wars. Coworker plays my
Speaker 1: dad and I was like, oh, yeah, it plays your dad.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah. Oh it's a big fucking thirty million
Speaker 1: dollar movie. And it's like a fucking legit movie your birthday. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: let me buy you twas here, let me buy out
Speaker 1: a theater for you. I ain't gonna let me buy
Speaker 1: a theater for you. You can buy one hundred people.
Speaker 1: Let's do it myself. But as soon as I did
Speaker 1: in the movie, I was like, I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people I would like to I
Speaker 1: would like to watch act that. I like watching act
Speaker 1: like I like I like Kevin Hart. I would love
Speaker 1: to watch him act. I would love to work with
Speaker 1: him to see what he like. He's like how he
Speaker 1: does it. But Jonah Hill's the number one. Jonah Hill
Speaker 1: is just fuck. He's like the improv king. He saw
Speaker 1: his ship with the therapist. Yeah, that's just pretty, that's pretty.
Speaker 1: You didn't like it. I didn't like it. I no,
Speaker 1: I'm like one of those guys. No, I red. I understand.
Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm going to be into it because
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of well, you kind of did
Speaker 1: it on the show. On the show you did you
Speaker 1: did Marie? Yeah, yeah, you kind of did a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did that. I loved. I love The first
Speaker 1: time I did therapy, I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: I said to the lady, I was like, you have
Speaker 1: a mortgage. She was like this this matter and I
Speaker 1: said yeah, because I'm I pay you money every week,
Speaker 1: so if you have a mortgage, I have problems that
Speaker 1: looks like And she was like, I don't say that
Speaker 1: is important. She wasn't that attractive, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, but I was like, so like,
Speaker 1: you're probably attracted me, right, Tony. And she was like
Speaker 1: she was like no, And I was like, you are, like,
Speaker 1: be honest, we're in therapy right now. Fuck yeah. And
Speaker 1: it would be fun like if you had a hot
Speaker 1: if you were a therapist and you had a hot chicken,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, she's got so many fund up problems.
Speaker 1: You should do twice a week. Right, That's how my
Speaker 1: brain works. So you know, so I stopped doing therapy
Speaker 1: with her. Yeah, I'm I'm stilling therapy. Shout out to therapy.
Speaker 1: Shout out. That's the first shoutout for therapy. Shout out
Speaker 1: to aids, shout out to snoop, shout out the therapy.
Speaker 1: You took a shop rings, I shop. I did take
Speaker 1: a shop. Yeah, you won't go I got this one.
Speaker 1: Got good? Oh no, I'm skipping, damn fuck no, no, okay?
Speaker 1: Mob deep or the locks? Oh locks, the locks, the
Speaker 1: locks the Locks, dude, that was that's my that's my
Speaker 1: moment of moving to uh La to New York. That's
Speaker 1: my moment. That's my moment. Yeah, like that was my
Speaker 1: and it was and it's fun because you know, I
Speaker 1: hope this sounds respectful, but like you have a moment
Speaker 1: where you know all the names like like like Big
Speaker 1: Pun is a great example of like a guy who
Speaker 1: passed who meant so much you in the time. Maybe
Speaker 1: you don't listen to them all the time, but then
Speaker 1: what's cool about your podcast? All a sudden, the Locks
Speaker 1: show up or Jada Kiss shows up, or like the
Speaker 1: people show up, and you go, fuck, man, I forgot,
Speaker 1: Like uh like the Dipset shows up and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I forgot about this fucking music that I love. And
Speaker 1: then you drive across the hill and you listen to him,
Speaker 1: and it's just it reminds you of how great it
Speaker 1: was when you were young. You didn't know about death.
Speaker 1: You were like, I'm gonna live forever god man. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: so Chris Folio, JIMBALUSI take a shot. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: because I live. I live barrel of both of those guys.
Speaker 1: By the way, I just want to just tell you
Speaker 1: I am mixing whiskey with whiskey. Yeah, I know. I
Speaker 1: feel like we're reading I feel like we're reading the
Speaker 1: cheeseburger with sliders. Yes, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm just thinking about it because I
Speaker 3: can't get up right now.
Speaker 1: I get up. That's why I t I try not
Speaker 1: to use the bathroom doing this. He's the best one.
Speaker 1: I get up. The shots hit me like and it's like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get on a plane tonight. You gotta get
Speaker 1: on the plane. Yeah. I have a press I have
Speaker 1: a press tour tomorrow with Mark Hamill. I have an
Speaker 1: iv doctor meeting me at the hotel in the morning.
Speaker 1: You a professional. You should have I would have had
Speaker 1: the IVY guys. I could have had to.
Speaker 3: Get that piece to I'm a hardcore IVY guy. Damn
Speaker 3: Chevy Chase or Steve Martin.
Speaker 1: I wanted to because I watched the show and I
Speaker 1: don't like when people take shots. So I go, I know,
Speaker 1: I know what one I picked. You know, like I
Speaker 1: know what I picked, right, So which one you pick?
Speaker 1: It is Chevy Chase and I know and by hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, Steve Martin's the cool guy. Like if Steve
Speaker 1: Martin's watching Champs right now, which I'm sure what he is.
Speaker 1: But then and then he would be like, why would
Speaker 1: you pick chevvy Chase? And chevy Chase would never watch
Speaker 1: the show. And he's not like great guy, No one
Speaker 1: likes him. He seems like you would be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know he's not he's not. But but but my
Speaker 1: personality was defined by Caddy Shack Chevy all those movies
Speaker 1: that he made you create. What were your when like
Speaker 1: what movies did you see growing up going I want
Speaker 1: to be that guy like John Blueci, Chris Marley, Chevy Chase,
Speaker 1: those are my guys coming to America's moss Yeah, because
Speaker 1: they shouted up the block from my hood, from that
Speaker 1: Flax City and Queens and great was the moment the
Speaker 1: hart I remember laughed in the movie is when they're
Speaker 1: all shooting in our Sineo Hall pops up and that night.
Speaker 1: That's all it to me too.
Speaker 3: Though other people say hallom Nights is coming to America
Speaker 3: part two or uh.
Speaker 1: Because all start casting life, Life is coming to life.
Speaker 3: Life is supposed to be Halem Night's part two. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the second part which I've never, I never I can't
Speaker 3: see the correlate. I can't see it, dude.
Speaker 1: Life Life is supposed to be the part two of
Speaker 1: Halem Knights. Yes, you just got to remember that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I mean Martin is not in it, but you got
Speaker 1: all these comedians. No, Mars not in Harlem Knights, He's
Speaker 1: in Life. Yes.
Speaker 2: You remember at the end of Coming Coming to America
Speaker 2: when the two old guys and it's it's it's it's
Speaker 2: a play.
Speaker 1: It's not a play, it's it's it's going back to
Speaker 1: uh trading places.
Speaker 2: They were.
Speaker 1: They were the bumps on the street and coming to
Speaker 1: America at the end. Wait there, can I ask you
Speaker 1: a weird question? Was there more representation back when Eddie
Speaker 1: muf Murphy was a moody movie s hard than today.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can.
Speaker 3: Answer that question properly, but I can tell you this,
Speaker 3: I have never seen when a comedian was at the
Speaker 3: top of the list, like like when Eddie Murphy movie
Speaker 3: came out back then, like my community got dipped to
Speaker 3: see the I'm talking about. They put on leather.
Speaker 1: It was an event.
Speaker 3: I would I would go to the movie theaters and
Speaker 3: it would be like Apollo, it would be like a concert.
Speaker 3: And since then, like I said, like, Kevin is my friend.
Speaker 3: You know, me and him have business together and we
Speaker 3: speak a lot, and Kevin's come very very close. But
Speaker 3: I have never seen like Eddie Murphy that type of
Speaker 3: impact when he dropped a movie like.
Speaker 1: He was. I remember Beverly Hills cop at this time,
Speaker 1: no one at this time never even know what Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills wanted to be. To play it on the piano,
Speaker 1: I learned how to pill. Yeah, you know, like dude,
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy was, I mean, just a movie star, like
Speaker 1: back when you could have movie stars, like back when
Speaker 1: fuck the whatever woke, fucking I can't say this certain things.
Speaker 1: He was a he was a movie star. He was
Speaker 1: bigger than them, he was bigger than everyone. That's what
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about being an actor. I
Speaker 1: don't care about the craft. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: about that ship. I want to be a movie star,
Speaker 1: like drive down the red carpet on a motorcycle with
Speaker 1: a cigar in your mouth. But I don't think that
Speaker 1: exists anymore. I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back
Speaker 1: because the movie is not the same. A more successful tour.
Speaker 1: I'll be clean, right, one more successful tour. I'm clean
Speaker 1: with money. I don't have to worry about money, and
Speaker 1: then I'll just be reckless as fuck like Tubac wouldn't right.
Speaker 1: We love the guys, and then we're not being the
Speaker 1: guys we loved. Why the fuck? I worked out with
Speaker 1: a Sports and Egg the other day and he was
Speaker 1: the fucking movie star. He's everything you wanted. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: he didn't shoot me up. He uh we worked out,
Speaker 1: but you watched him be a movie star. He was
Speaker 1: a He's not an actor. He'll be buck, but he's here.
Speaker 1: But this is the thing about Tupac.
Speaker 2: I would I would be glad to not see Tupac
Speaker 2: with all those antics to still be here today, because
Speaker 2: I think he would have been even greater.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, he got deep, he got deep, he
Speaker 1: got deep on, he got deep. It's a great that's
Speaker 1: a great conversation. Because that's a great conversation. That's probably
Speaker 1: super dangerous to have right now. Yeah, fucking hammered, Dave Chappelle,
Speaker 1: Let's get out of there, Dave Schappelle, Jamie Fox, fuck
Speaker 1: just take a shot. Fucking well. I mean god, I
Speaker 1: mean you, I mean you're separating two bodies of work
Speaker 1: exactly you're talking about. You know, I could see this
Speaker 1: in the same field a private screening of the full
Speaker 1: episodes with him. Oh you know what you oh, you
Speaker 1: know the accident you ever like you watch the of
Speaker 1: course when he got taken down and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden put back up and I was like, taken
Speaker 1: down version. Yeah, I like that, Jimmy Fox, Jamie Fox
Speaker 1: doesn't get his roses enough.
Speaker 3: We're going to visit Jamie Boxes. Oh yeah, I even
Speaker 3: though I heard he's home already. I heard pick up ball.
Speaker 1: We don't know what's going on, but I tell you
Speaker 1: the Chapelle do we you can talk about it? Would
Speaker 1: you like that? Would the episode is got has my
Speaker 1: my favorite joke. I've ever seen a stand up Kicker
Speaker 1: in the pussy. It's my favorite joke I've ever seen
Speaker 1: a stand up It's my favorite joke. And look, I
Speaker 1: can like complex jokes, I can like simple jokes. It's
Speaker 1: just a great joke because he got me, he got me,
Speaker 1: and and Dave Japelle is a fucking gangster. When when
Speaker 1: he goes on stage he's flawless. Man, I'm a writer,
Speaker 1: died for him. Whatever. He I love that dude too,
Speaker 1: will know you da. We had a pleasure at him.
Speaker 1: We had and he was he was a great host.
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Speaker 1: on some real ship, because it means that you appreciated
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Speaker 1: Jack Daniels is a reliable. Jack Daniels is a chick
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Speaker 1: You want to go raise this question? Eminem or Jack Harlow. Huh,
Speaker 1: eminem or Jack Harlow. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: who Jack Harker was. I know, I know, but I
Speaker 1: know he's a thing. But I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't I know that he like goes to Kentucky
Speaker 1: Derby and stuff. They're like, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: like with Drake he goes to Kentucky Derby. I'm apologize
Speaker 1: if I'm fucking canceling myself. So Carlo is really awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm just fifty Mike Epps are Chris Sucker Man. I
Speaker 1: want to tell a story right now. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: if you think, if you think, if you think Tracy
Speaker 1: Morgan hates me, Mike Gaps will fucking hate Wait. Wait
Speaker 1: what happened, dude? I used to I used to legit
Speaker 1: party with my Gaps like he was a fun dude.
Speaker 1: He is the by the way, back in the day
Speaker 1: before my GPS, when I watched Mike Aps on stage,
Speaker 1: Mike Gaps is I think from Atlanta via Ohio. Maybe yeah, Ohio,
Speaker 1: I think yeah, yeah, Okay, I think he's meant I'm
Speaker 1: gonna land. We all. Gaps was the dude that he
Speaker 1: was cool, Like he was a cool fucking guy, and
Speaker 1: he would hang out with you and he would just talk.
Speaker 1: He was not like I met I met him in
Speaker 1: ninety eight ninety nine, so like he wasn't any anything
Speaker 1: at the time, but he was just super talented. He
Speaker 1: did a bit about uh selling candy bars as a
Speaker 1: young young kid to white people. That was the one
Speaker 1: of the funniest bits. I've never laughed hard in my
Speaker 1: entire fucking life. My Gaps and we used to legit
Speaker 1: hang out and legit party. I'm sure he doesn't remember
Speaker 1: me because I was just some young opening over my comic.
Speaker 1: But man, that guy is the coolest dude in the
Speaker 1: coolest dude. So you're not telling us the story is basically,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that we did right because you're
Speaker 1: just you say it so badly, so bad. This motherfucker. Mike, Mike,
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I love you, brother. Your secrets safe with me.
Speaker 1: Where'd you guys meet? New York? New York? He was, yeah, club,
Speaker 1: you hang out at the back of the end, and
Speaker 1: he was just He's just the most awesome dude. I
Speaker 1: regret ever telling any story about Tracy Morgan. It's the
Speaker 1: reason I don't tell stories about my gaps. He's a
Speaker 1: fucking badassitude. He was in your uh it's right, my gap, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: back in the day. Yeah dude. And did you watch
Speaker 1: his Drink Champs. His Dream Champs is hilarious. Drink Chances hilario. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And when he tells the trunk story, I think it
Speaker 1: was Was it the first time he told that story? No,
Speaker 1: he told us it was hilarious. Killed it where he
Speaker 1: said he got kidnapped and did when he knew he
Speaker 1: was funny. He knew when he.
Speaker 3: Knew he was funny, He said, got kidnapped, drug dealers,
Speaker 3: put him in the trunk, and as they was driving
Speaker 3: off the drug dealers, they was playing a song and
Speaker 3: then the song went off and he said, hey, play
Speaker 3: that again.
Speaker 1: You got you gotta watch this episode of Drink like
Speaker 1: you kidnapped? You telling him you're requested a song? He
Speaker 1: said it way funny. He said, yeah, yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: believe I'm here like this is crazy. Thanks for being here.
Speaker 1: Rock him or chavras one, rock him, rock him without
Speaker 1: a doubt. I used to listen to him every single
Speaker 1: day I drove to high school. Uh, this is a
Speaker 1: journey in this sound. Do do do do do do?
Speaker 1: Be rock? I mean that I that every day my
Speaker 1: sophomore year. Isn't that Eric being Rockieric being rock? Fifty
Speaker 1: for Candy Shop? Oh yeah, a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: they got the fifty to my, my, my, my high
Speaker 1: school goes. It's gotta go. Uh. DJ jameson Fresh Prints.
Speaker 1: I know, man, he gets a lot of ship right now.
Speaker 1: I fucking love that guy. I'm right, we'd love to
Speaker 1: have drink Champs. You know the story about when I
Speaker 1: thought he wanted to suck me in the ass.
Speaker 2: Right, tell us I've heard something about it, but go ahead.
Speaker 2: Never mind, no, no, no, no, listen, man, you can't
Speaker 2: know they're all these stories and feeling back.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, I'm gonna be honest because we've had
Speaker 1: a lot of story right. I've actually never heard this story,
Speaker 1: but I'm so into it. I mean, obviously, can you
Speaker 1: not tell us Will Smith? Will Smith the movie theater ship,
Speaker 1: so like, it's a good story, it's a good So
Speaker 1: I'm doing a stand up. I'm doing stand up in
Speaker 1: New York and I and I uh and his team
Speaker 1: sees me to stand up and they're like, yo, I
Speaker 1: think we can do a deal with you, like a
Speaker 1: development deal. You gotta meet Will. So I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck yeah. Now, I'm a big Will Smith fan. I
Speaker 1: am my. We watched Fresh Prince on Monday nights, me
Speaker 1: and my dad. His music. I gotta be honest with
Speaker 1: the people shoot on his music. I love that on
Speaker 1: my street. It is one of my favorite rap songs.
Speaker 1: Good storytelling legends. Yeah, he's just fresh principal. So so
Speaker 1: I meet Will at uh uh. It's up in the
Speaker 1: upper Upper West Side. It's a uh beef factory, hip
Speaker 1: factory and uh the studio studio. Yeah, the HiT's doing Millennium,
Speaker 1: and we they set up two folding chairs in the
Speaker 1: in a dance studio and they're like, Will's gonna be
Speaker 1: in in a second. So I sit down on one
Speaker 1: of the dance chairs in the dance studio. He comes in.
Speaker 1: He's a ball of personality, you know, he's just just
Speaker 1: like you know. All I remember him saying is one love,
Speaker 1: and I was off to the races. I'm going to
Speaker 1: get this guy like me so I can get a
Speaker 1: development deal. I'm like, first of all, I love hip hop,
Speaker 1: I love you. I love black people. You're black like
Speaker 1: I love. I'm like, I'm off to the story. This
Speaker 1: story is hilarious. You got and so uh we thought
Speaker 1: I talked every one of your story. This story is hilarious.
Speaker 1: I talked to him for thirty minutes and at the
Speaker 1: end he goes, I like you. I go, I like you.
Speaker 1: He goes, what are you doing tonight? I said nothing,
Speaker 1: and he goes, let's go to the movies. I go great,
Speaker 1: and he goes cool and then he walks out get
Speaker 1: it and he goes, I'll meet you at I'll meet
Speaker 1: you at and meet you at playing at Hollywood at
Speaker 1: seven o'clock and I was like, cool, late New York LEO.
Speaker 1: And so I get in the car. I called my dad.
Speaker 1: My dad goes, how to go. I go, went good,
Speaker 1: and he goes, really, I said, we're going to the
Speaker 1: movie Yeah. My dad goes huh. I said, yeah, you go,
Speaker 1: I'm going to movies with him. He goes on a date.
Speaker 1: I go, no, it's Will Smith and he goes, oh, buddy,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. He goes this is called the casting couch.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of these celebrities, they're so tired of
Speaker 1: pussy that the only thing that turns them on is
Speaker 1: the look in the boy's eyes will turn them. That's
Speaker 1: what he's doing with you. And I said, hold on, Dad,
Speaker 1: that's impossible. I just spent an hour with this man
Speaker 1: in a dance studio. My dad goes on dance studio.
Speaker 1: I go, hold on. My dad says to me, but
Speaker 1: it's more likely that you're so talented, the biggest movie
Speaker 1: star in the world wants to make a sitcolm with
Speaker 1: you as you as a star, or or that he's
Speaker 1: tired of pussy. And I went, oh fuck, I'm getting
Speaker 1: fucked in the ass. I go, shit, what do I do?
Speaker 1: My dad goes, show up, show up, He shit cash checks, buddy.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I could be wrong, but I
Speaker 1: need to like, you're my only son. I need you
Speaker 1: to give you a heads up. So I show up
Speaker 1: to play in Hollywood, which you didn't even know there
Speaker 1: was a theater. I didn't even know. I walked in.
Speaker 1: I know, I totally. I'm supposed to be a movie
Speaker 1: with Will Smith. She's like, huh, I go Will Smith.
Speaker 1: She goes, he's in the back. She sends me around
Speaker 1: the mannequins. I go, no, no, like real, Will Smith goes,
Speaker 1: movie starts, don't go to planet home. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: can I wait for him? She goes, yeah, knock yourself out.
Speaker 1: So I sit in the lobby and uh dude comes
Speaker 1: out six seven, big dude, and he's like you Burt.
Speaker 1: Name's Charlie Mack. I go, he goes you Bert. I
Speaker 1: said yeah, and he goes downstairs. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I gotta fuck this guy too. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a long fucking night Will Smith
Speaker 1: and him. He takes me downstairs. There's ten black dudes
Speaker 1: in a room with a big white table, phony table
Speaker 1: in the middle. No. Will Smith turns all around and
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, thirteen black dudes, because you know he's
Speaker 1: bringing Jazzy Jeff. It's so good to me, Charlie Mack,
Speaker 1: Jase Jeff these Tampa. I don't make eye contact with anyone.
Speaker 1: I just sit there and look at my feet. And
Speaker 1: then Will Smith shows up. I swear to God with
Speaker 1: Jazzy Jeff. I swear to God. I swear to God.
Speaker 1: He brings and he's got the fucking glasses on, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, here we go. I'm like
Speaker 1: in my head, I'm like I'll start talking their cocks.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the curtains opened behind us, and
Speaker 1: here's a legit movie theater. And Will's like, oh, grab
Speaker 1: us two seats. What do you want? And I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: what are you getting? He was like long lst and
Speaker 1: then shrimp and I was like cool. And then we
Speaker 1: got shrimp and we ate drank drinks, and then at
Speaker 1: the end of the movie watched American Pie. And at
Speaker 1: the end of the movie he goes Lean's in. He goes,
Speaker 1: what did you think? I said, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: He's what did you think about? The room. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's nice. You know the people I go there, they're
Speaker 1: they're black. Is that you're asking him me? And he goes, no,
Speaker 1: you said you were a hip hop fan. Look around
Speaker 1: the room. That's cool OD, that's biz Marquis, that's Big
Speaker 1: Daddy Kane. I'm like, I could have fucked kol O
Speaker 1: d I mean, it was like the coolest fucking experience.
Speaker 1: And he was And I say this to the dad ie,
Speaker 1: he was the coolest fucking dude I'd ever hung with.
Speaker 1: I saw his dick like I I, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: We took a piss. This is the best. Come on. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, one more Will Smith story. The
Speaker 1: we we go into ABC to pitch it first TV
Speaker 1: and this isn't your worst press, Will the Uh, I mean,
Speaker 1: this isn't what it's going to break his career. We
Speaker 1: go into ABC to sell show to the lady named
Speaker 1: Jamie Tarsus and uh, I've never sold any show. I've
Speaker 1: never been in a Hollywood meeting at at all. I'm
Speaker 1: so nervous. I'm twenty five years old. I'm terrified, twenty
Speaker 1: six years old, and I have to take a piss.
Speaker 1: And Will Smith says, I gotta take a piss. I'm
Speaker 1: going in the bathroom with you. So we go stall
Speaker 1: a stall right right next to each other. He gets
Speaker 1: right on me, elbow to elbow, elbow to elbow, and
Speaker 1: Will Smith unleashes a fucking tsunami of piss. Do you
Speaker 1: ever know when you someone pisses and as loud as fuck,
Speaker 1: you're like, how big is that guy's dick? I mean
Speaker 1: it's so loud. No, you never you never hurt someone
Speaker 1: else's piss when you were like ten, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I need a cough like that. It's so loud. I
Speaker 1: cannot focus on pissing. And I get gunshop Have you
Speaker 1: ever got guns? And I can't piss, and Will Smith
Speaker 1: proceeds to tell me the secret of Hollywood. He goes,
Speaker 1: here's what you need to know. And all I'm thinking
Speaker 1: is start pissing, Start pissing, start pissing. I can't piss.
Speaker 1: Finally actual place where I go. All right, if I
Speaker 1: can't piss next to this guy, I can't sell a
Speaker 1: TV show next to this guy. So I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck it, you better learn how to piss. And I
Speaker 1: start pissing, and all I hear from Will Smith is
Speaker 1: just be yourself. That's all I heard. That's all I heard.
Speaker 1: And then we went in and we sold like fucking
Speaker 1: three shiitcoms. But he wasn't talking about you be yourself
Speaker 1: so you could piss. No, no, no, he was just
Speaker 1: me Hollywood advice. He was the fucking best man. He
Speaker 1: was the best. I love that dude. Make a noise
Speaker 1: for Will Smith and my boy, Charlie Mack, all the
Speaker 1: legends that you were. Charlie Mack called me when I'm
Speaker 1: the drunkest. I don't know why, like whenever I'm drunkest
Speaker 1: in my life, Charlie Max just called me. He was
Speaker 1: something I would imagine is he disappointed with I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I can't call this now.
Speaker 2: He's a legend, Charlie the next one, not a Chile
Speaker 2: all right, national lampoon or Christmas vacation. I think it's
Speaker 2: the same thing, Christmas.
Speaker 1: I guess they're just meaning not Christmas vacation. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: write there say that, say national Christmas vacation or something.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, we're not reading three lines now. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. You guys are up by the way,
Speaker 1: all right, So chrisification of some of the cases. You
Speaker 1: guys sound like David Letterman interviewing Little Wayne. So, how
Speaker 1: do you come over with your hip hop ro.
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: How do you come up with this? You're taking a
Speaker 1: shot that Yeah, I'm fucking hammered. Yeah yeah. Time is it?
Speaker 1: The time? Is our flight so solid? You flop private?
Speaker 1: Jet blue? So no pictures today? Huh? What is it?
Speaker 1: Jet blue? Gott mint? Is it mint? Jet Blue meant mint? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I gonna lie, don't you? Jet Blue? Oh yeah, they
Speaker 1: got sleeper beds. She never had? Couldn't. What is that?
Speaker 1: That's a monster drink? I have no idea. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: come up. We provided it. Shut up. Monsters have a
Speaker 1: monster rinks. And I love his core rehab. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: here's his rehab. I gave him a special one. Okay, love,
Speaker 1: I would love hold on? Can I rehab? This is
Speaker 1: the greatest idea I've ever heard of my life. Can
Speaker 1: we can we open a rehab together where we show
Speaker 1: people how to drink? Hold on? Let's do let's do
Speaker 1: three pitches of our rehabs. Okay, I let me give
Speaker 1: you my rehab. I have. I have two rehabs because
Speaker 1: I think of one. I would like a nice white
Speaker 1: wine marijuana rehab. That sounds like a rehab, right, you
Speaker 1: can have white wine up until the sunsets and then
Speaker 1: smoke marijuana, but you are edible if you don't smokereible,
Speaker 1: have white wine up until the sunsets and then marijuana
Speaker 1: after sunset until you go to bed, and that's your rehab.
Speaker 1: Or or what about a rehab where it's all doctor
Speaker 1: administered and they bring you in and it's for sober
Speaker 1: people who just want to sparkle one more time, one
Speaker 1: more time, so you bring them in and the like yo,
Speaker 1: it's controlled like drunkenness. How about we bring them in
Speaker 1: there and we just shotgun them to death. No, you're
Speaker 1: ruining it, bro, No we get like you you're not,
Speaker 1: You're gonna get I tested this cocaine. There's no there's
Speaker 1: no fentanyl in it. And we're clean cocaine, clean cocaine.
Speaker 1: It's ice clean, ice clean in a sponge room, dude
Speaker 1: with a massuse. I want, I want, I would love
Speaker 1: there's I fantasize about rehab because how much fun it
Speaker 1: would be just to like dive into yourself and like
Speaker 1: and I love I love it. Doing a couple of
Speaker 1: days not drinking, but I also want the tap out.
Speaker 1: I want the tap out of going like, hey man,
Speaker 1: I'm cool day as sunset is too beautiful. I'm drinking,
Speaker 1: and then them to go, yeah, you're in like a
Speaker 1: Xanax rehab. You ever take san x nah takes x
Speaker 1: too much? Me, It's so good.
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie. He left his book bag over
Speaker 3: my house and I went into it. I was I
Speaker 3: was like this, this white phobia is real. Like he
Speaker 3: had every bill I'm ever.
Speaker 1: You should see my back here. Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: immediately was like, back up at my back back it
Speaker 1: looks like fucking Texas Buyers Club. It's bad. I got steroids,
Speaker 1: I got spider mans, I got steroids. I got you
Speaker 1: guys can need to get on steroids. Right, Have you
Speaker 1: done ayahuasca? No, let's do let's all go to O's
Speaker 1: in the jug?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 1: What is that? It's just you gotta pack it, bro,
Speaker 1: Just look at what you got that what it is?
Speaker 1: Got a mushroom? You definitely got mushrooms. You want mushrooms?
Speaker 1: You got it? No, I got a fly tonight, I
Speaker 1: gotta be you. Cay Mark Hamill is seven in the morning.
Speaker 1: I mean, must Lookucker moved in the mushroom. You know
Speaker 1: he's I'm supposed to be a grown up tomorrow. This
Speaker 1: is a you know, this is a treat for me. Like,
Speaker 1: I know this is part of my press tour, but
Speaker 1: this is a treat for me. Just enjoy this so much,
Speaker 1: boss you just so you know you are the drinking god.
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Did I do this? Look pretty much?
Speaker 1: This is mine? What the fuck are we doing? This
Speaker 1: is you know if my wife saw this, she'd be like,
Speaker 1: we need to have a conversation line. Oh fuck, it's
Speaker 1: big up, Leanne. Shout out to Leanne. I got new
Speaker 1: pictures of It's awesome.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I do. She never let me take the new pictures
Speaker 1: of her, and she let me the other night were
Speaker 1: his shutters and I did. She looks so fucking good.
Speaker 1: I want to show someone so someone goes like, I
Speaker 1: know that's not how it works to show someone. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna show anyone, but I do want you to
Speaker 1: be like. I want you to be like, oh all right,
Speaker 1: look so Borius and that's it. He's promoving. He's like
Speaker 1: Tom will Farwell or Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler, Bill Blur,
Speaker 1: Bill Burr, Bill Hayter, I Price said that one wrong
Speaker 1: too with Bill Burd Tracy Logan on Steve Harvey. Fuck
Speaker 1: that just got added. No no, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: in the middle. Serious. I drink on that one right there?
Speaker 1: Another one scar Face, scarface or who you know? Leonna
Speaker 1: and I fucking first, fuck the Scarface is the fix?
Speaker 1: Damn you guys fixed trick Daddy in the Fix came
Speaker 1: out at the same time Trick Dady Stars album, Trick
Speaker 1: Daddy's He's saying album Thug Holiday and scar Face is
Speaker 1: the Fix the same time. Should have done Trick Daddy's
Speaker 1: Food Show while you were here, man. Yeah, at some
Speaker 1: point I'm grab Leanna and I had that was Those
Speaker 1: were our two love songs. Tell the DJ to play
Speaker 1: another classic backing up at the drums, ain't blads, Wow,
Speaker 1: three bitches in the already took so he said, scarfacing, Well,
Speaker 1: come on, drink, drink already already. I wasn't even listening
Speaker 1: Goffe's ice cube. Oh fucking scarface by drink Yeah, n
Speaker 1: w a o wu tang, Oh fucking drink at the we.
Speaker 3: We got a couple more left. 'm going to finish it.
Speaker 3: Up yay O, Pharrell, Kanye me Bro.
Speaker 1: Shop for Kanye, shop for So doctor Dre or Puff Daddy,
Speaker 1: doctor Dre, Doctor Dre. I'm sorry, Puff, I want to
Speaker 1: party with these so bad. You get the next one?
Speaker 1: Jack Black or Danny McBride. Oh fuck, that sucks. And
Speaker 1: Jack Black's just started following me on Instagram. Damn it.
Speaker 1: Why can't. It's Danny McBride all fucking day. McBride. He
Speaker 1: unleashed a thing in like crazy white dudes that like
Speaker 1: we all were like fuck and he bringing the mullet back. Brother,
Speaker 1: brung the mullet back. You're taking a shoffer, Jack taking
Speaker 1: a gangster. But Danny mcdride bride all fucking day you no, no,
Speaker 1: he put the mullet back. I'm a fan of the mullet.
Speaker 1: You should. You should do it just just for fun.
Speaker 1: I like I like your shot. You you've been waiting
Speaker 1: want the whole time. I like it.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for it. It's cool. Yeah, the black mullet.
Speaker 1: You want me to do black. I'm Puerto Rican too,
Speaker 1: so you're gett Listen. When I grow my hair, I'm
Speaker 1: half black, half Querto Rican. When I grow my hair
Speaker 1: out my head. Get curly so you can get a bullet.
Speaker 1: You got a mullet, curly, mothery, I hate to bathe
Speaker 1: your heart. I think a Puerto Rican mullet is called
Speaker 1: legal swabbing. Dude, I bet he's still but yeah, I
Speaker 1: believe in Living Color or Mad TV, in Lovon Color
Speaker 1: without a doubt with in Levon Color. Okay, I like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: this last one for this part of the segment that
Speaker 1: we're going to switch it up a little bit, but
Speaker 1: for two more hours of just not too much explain
Speaker 1: with you. We know you got to kids to playing.
Speaker 3: This is the only on this list that I feel
Speaker 3: like it is not a trick. All the other ones
Speaker 3: with tricks not tricks in my opinion. Loyalty or respect.
Speaker 1: You know, I've heard you asked this before and I've
Speaker 1: answered it in the shower like I've been like I know,
Speaker 1: I know. I just remember, I like to put you
Speaker 1: guys on. I leave you guys on, so I just
Speaker 1: walk on my phone with you guys. Plan Uh, Loyalty respect,
Speaker 1: So the answer my answer is is respect, because no
Speaker 1: one's loyal, No one's ever loyal. They all they all
Speaker 1: turn on you. Everyone turns on you. You have a
Speaker 1: handful of rider dies that you can trust for the
Speaker 1: rest of your life, and even then, you're gonna have
Speaker 1: people in your team that fuck with them. They try
Speaker 1: to get you to not trust them, So you can't
Speaker 1: ever trust loyalty. You just can't. You just just can't.
Speaker 1: Respect is a big fucking deal. When people respect you,
Speaker 1: they treat you different. I've seen it. You remember what
Speaker 1: it was like to not be someone and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden you were someone, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, like people you didn't know treated you nicer,
Speaker 1: and you were like, well, this is really cool. I've
Speaker 1: never experienced this. I would love to sit here on
Speaker 1: this podcast and say that I care about loyalty. I
Speaker 1: will be as loyal to like handful of people in
Speaker 1: my life that I love. Ultimately, you fire people that
Speaker 1: you love you. I mean, dude, yeah, respects the thing.
Speaker 1: I've heard you ask this question before, and I got
Speaker 1: in the shower and I literally thought about it in
Speaker 1: the shower. I was like, yeah, you have a weird
Speaker 1: place to think about it, But I was like, loyal
Speaker 1: to respect, it's got to be respect. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: lie to you.
Speaker 3: You kind of change my perspective because I've had that
Speaker 3: situation too, where it's people where I really.
Speaker 1: Showed loyalty too that didn't show me respect. Dude, I've
Speaker 1: been fucked by friends, by good friends, but I've been
Speaker 1: fucked by them, the guys that you are like, we
Speaker 1: don't need to sign a contract, you know, yeah, handshakes
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden money shows up. And
Speaker 1: then and then things get weird and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe if you respected me more, you would have treated
Speaker 1: me differently, because I know that that's how they treated
Speaker 1: other people. So it kind of fucking sucks. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you this, Like fucking Rogan's a dude. I can't say
Speaker 1: this enough about the guy, but like he's a guy
Speaker 1: that like is is respect based. If he respects you,
Speaker 1: he fucks with you, and if he doesn't respect you,
Speaker 1: he doesn't fuck with you. And so it's a weird
Speaker 1: thing because you you you practice to maintain that respect.
Speaker 1: You don't you don't talk shit about him, like you
Speaker 1: you you you're careful with your words around because I
Speaker 1: can talk about my friends, but like I know, he's
Speaker 1: my guy, right and every one of his friends is
Speaker 1: fucking killing it. Anyone he funks with kills it. So right,
Speaker 1: God man, I'm fucking wasted, But let me ask you. Shoot, shoot,
Speaker 1: I'm wasted, but let me ask me see let me
Speaker 1: see which one I'm gonna go with. Okay, I want
Speaker 1: to be you guys and not flying sweet. Okay, So
Speaker 1: you said asshole, dick and balls is the Middle East? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What does that mean that the Middle East? The Middle
Speaker 1: East is the asshole? Well, it's it's it's it's it's
Speaker 1: a I might be too stupid to say this. The
Speaker 1: double entendre is it's the uh, it's the birthplace of
Speaker 1: the world, right in reality, Like in reality red basket,
Speaker 1: the breadbask the world is where the world started. So
Speaker 1: asshole digging balls, I should have said posty. But like,
Speaker 1: it's the fucking place that created the world. That is Mesopotamia,
Speaker 1: right with Africa. Right, Yeah, but I also imagine I've
Speaker 1: been I've never been there, but I imagine it doesn't
Speaker 1: smell the best. I'm sure. Yeah, there's places that smell
Speaker 1: just fine. Oh no, there's not. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: places that smell really, but if you travel a lot
Speaker 1: I have. Okay, tell me places have you been Vietnam.
Speaker 1: South Africa smell great. Vietnam's like a week smelling. It
Speaker 1: smelled different. It's different different. No, No, Vietnam smells crazy,
Speaker 1: like it's like so many flavors coming. It's different and
Speaker 1: everyone's energy is like I love Vietnam. My dad found
Speaker 1: the war, so I went to literally where you fought.
Speaker 1: Have you been to Japan? No, yes, okay, So then
Speaker 1: you go to Japan. It's opposite Vietnam. So when you
Speaker 1: travel around.
Speaker 3: Way, it's the first time I've been in Japan. I've
Speaker 3: seen cleaning crewl three times. Like well, I've been in
Speaker 3: Japan in a the cleanest, cleanest.
Speaker 1: Gas in Japan. No one speaks on the subways. They
Speaker 1: all hold hands and they just don't speak. Then you
Speaker 1: go to Vietnam and it's fucking putting fingers in Your're
Speaker 1: the Cubans of Southeast Asia for there, Sure, they're loud Cuban.
Speaker 1: They're the Cuban. I'm Cube. I can pull them all.
Speaker 1: My best friends are Cuban. So like I'm really good
Speaker 1: at like so, so then let's not do so. Then
Speaker 1: what are the Mexicans Because because when we moved to Atlantic,
Speaker 1: when we moved Tola my best friend was Cuban and
Speaker 1: he did not in La so I was raised around
Speaker 1: some Mexican So then if if, because because this is
Speaker 1: not stuff white guys should be saying out loud. But
Speaker 1: like one of the things is when Cubans stepped foot
Speaker 1: on this country, they're American citizens, right with the Mexicans.
Speaker 1: When Mexicans just stepped foot in this country, they're not American.
Speaker 2: Citizens, right, even though there's in Old Mexico, which is why,
Speaker 2: which is wild.
Speaker 1: And my buddy was super privy, like he witnessed the difference,
Speaker 1: like he would say to me, I've never seen more
Speaker 1: people speak in Spanish like Miami people speak Spanish. Hyaliah,
Speaker 1: it's only Spanish. Yeah yeah, But in Florida Cubans don't
Speaker 1: speak Spanish in front of like they did they would
Speaker 1: speak English. They don't know English and high and Miami
Speaker 1: is different. But in like, oh yeah, you know, the
Speaker 1: Cubans when they graduate to being American, they start moving north.
Speaker 1: By the way, this ship amazes me more than anything,
Speaker 1: Like I love talking about this because so fascinating. So
Speaker 1: he was like when we moved to La he was like, dude,
Speaker 1: Mexicans speaks Spanish, like we're in Miami, Like they don't
Speaker 1: speak they'll speak Spanish in front of white people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was crazy, But what do you think the Mexican does? What?
Speaker 1: It was like, what's their country in the world? In Asia?
Speaker 1: I don't know, bro Cambo, what do you I don't know.
Speaker 1: I really don't know that. I can't have to think
Speaker 1: about that. Let me ask you. So, all of a
Speaker 1: Stone bought your life, right? The seg is amazing of cocaine.
Speaker 1: And you thought that they tried to get you high
Speaker 1: of cocaine to die.
Speaker 2: So you yeah, yeah, yeah, Oliverstone is a wild actually
Speaker 2: a segue from Vietnam to Oliver Stone to.
Speaker 1: Connect. Really, I was a journalistic. That's a really good story.
Speaker 3: So we ended up we ended up with body Hilton,
Speaker 3: the No No No, the Carlisle, cocaine everywhere, a pilot cocaine,
Speaker 3: and a penthouse suite.
Speaker 1: And I was sitting with one of the writers and
Speaker 1: he was like, so, what's your story? How does this end?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know. He's like, what's
Speaker 1: the end of the story. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: have no fucking idea, And he's like, we should do
Speaker 1: more cocaine, and so we kept doing cocaine to get
Speaker 1: an idea. And we had just I just seen the
Speaker 1: the the premiere of the movie Magnolia with Tom Cruise,
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting in this the Argyles, the name of
Speaker 1: the hotel, the Argyle, and we're doing cocaine in the
Speaker 1: penthouse and uh. And I end up in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and there was a private entrance from the elevator to
Speaker 1: the lobby, and so I was like, and you get
Speaker 1: the fuck out of here. I go. I think they're
Speaker 1: trying to kill me. I think they're trying to kill me.
Speaker 1: To get the end of the story is that I
Speaker 1: die in a hotel in Hollywood. And I asked so
Speaker 1: many Hollywood actors it happens. Yeah, yeah. So I got
Speaker 1: in the hotel, I got in the elevator, hit the elevator,
Speaker 1: I got down to the floor. I'm highest on cocaine.
Speaker 1: I start walking down Sunset Boulevard and I and I
Speaker 1: walked past Marky Mark from the Fat Boys, No No, No,
Speaker 1: and the Fat Boys, not Markey, Marcus Prince Mark. I
Speaker 1: don't call him Mary Mark.
Speaker 2: You know, I think you got hip hop went away.
Speaker 2: I love you and you are killing it right down
Speaker 2: in my book. No, no, no, no, I don't call.
Speaker 1: J Todd. I called him to the real names. My
Speaker 1: warbur is my friend. He buged me in with Paddock Flip,
Speaker 1: even though they didn't give me a watch yet.
Speaker 3: Phelipe's a hard watch. Yet it's a hard one. I
Speaker 3: got to talk him on Constantine. I don't know if
Speaker 3: you know overseas turbion.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you know.
Speaker 3: I've I heard you got that listen he got, he got,
Speaker 3: he got depend on I wanted. I got pan in
Speaker 3: the car right outside what I mean? So I tried
Speaker 3: to get that. I wasn't successful.
Speaker 1: No. I I saw Mark Wahlberg on the street in
Speaker 1: a V neck white T shirt. After thought you were
Speaker 1: being murdered. After I thought it was being murdered. I was.
Speaker 1: And I'm not good with celebrities, and uh and I
Speaker 1: just I was high as fucking I was like Marky Mark.
Speaker 1: He didn't call him marky Mark. I called him marky Mark.
Speaker 1: And if I see him tomorrow, I call him marking Mark.
Speaker 1: You think I'm gonna he doesn't like it? Right? You
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna call him? I don't give a calling
Speaker 1: him mister Mark Warburg. Yes you are, Yes, I am.
Speaker 1: I'm overstart. I mean, let me tell you something. I
Speaker 1: see the Rock, I call him the Rock. I see
Speaker 1: Marky Mark, I call him Marky Mark. Do you see
Speaker 1: good vibrations when you see him? Come on, come on
Speaker 1: my pants and my ankle and showing my underwear. That
Speaker 1: a good song. Dude, he's a fucking dude. He's a legend.
Speaker 1: He's Dirk Diggler. True, he gotta. If he doesn't respect
Speaker 1: the game, he's put out, then he's not. He's not
Speaker 1: enjoying it the way he should. He has a great
Speaker 1: sekille as well. Yeah he does. What's his skiller? See,
Speaker 1: that's where we're fucked. That's why I think. Can I
Speaker 1: tell you our brand needs to be recovery because we
Speaker 1: did the show every fucking day. We party every fucking day.
Speaker 1: These guys don't drink every day, the Rock Mark, they
Speaker 1: don't drink every day. Yeah, we need to be in recovery,
Speaker 1: that's right. We need to be doing ivs and fucking
Speaker 1: and and fucking vitamins and and proteins. Whatever the thing
Speaker 1: needs to be is our thing in Iahuasca too. If
Speaker 1: you could give me a low grade ayahuasca, A low
Speaker 1: grade am I coffee. I want to take you to
Speaker 1: the jungle in Mexico. Let's do a documentary, I mean
Speaker 1: us three. I mean, let's do it, and then we
Speaker 1: do a podcast as we're tripping, and I was about
Speaker 1: that you can bringing after Yeah yeah, because I don't
Speaker 1: know what this ship is. It's actually very therapeutic, to
Speaker 1: be honest. I heard how people it is. That's how
Speaker 1: people get off. He do it, and you're sitting on
Speaker 1: a mud. I'm scared. Actually, I'm terrified because my boy
Speaker 1: city saw big as cobra trying to kill him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's tie it up for right now. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: One time I took a mess tab and I was
Speaker 1: on a sea saw by myself. I didn't know how
Speaker 1: I went up. And now I just I just tell
Speaker 1: you I would I would, I would not. I do
Speaker 1: not want to do ayawaska. Come on, shigne up with
Speaker 1: you guys. Let's go guys. By the way, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do a canoe. Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Do ayahuasca, but I just want to have an experience
Speaker 3: that I got to say, Holy moly, we did it, and.
Speaker 1: Then let's I love that you say that, But let
Speaker 1: me ask you, because it is crazy. Go your daughter
Speaker 1: got teeth done and you cried on Whitney, let me
Speaker 1: tell you what you mean you got teeth. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you a story, and then you tell me when
Speaker 1: we have to get out of here. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you the story. She's been saying it. You're crying. You're
Speaker 1: doing what my wife does. I tell you, I know
Speaker 1: you are. You're telling the story. Yes, I told you so, Georgia,
Speaker 1: I'm my oldest. Uh tripped in a pair of crocs.
Speaker 1: Don't ever wear crocs. They're bad. Broke her jaw, all
Speaker 1: the teeth in the top and bottom. Leanne calls me,
Speaker 1: it's bad fucking news. We need to go a new surgeon.
Speaker 1: We have a meeting on Monday morning. They think they
Speaker 1: can do it. We got to put her under. It's
Speaker 1: super dangerous because it's a baby. Oh baby, Oh shoot
Speaker 1: baby shoes I three years old? Four years old? Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, And so I'm a mess. I'm a mess.
Speaker 1: Leanne tells me take a Xanax before you even go in,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to know what you dude, bro
Speaker 1: bro right. I mean like, I'll ship on her all
Speaker 1: day long, but she's a fucking bad bitch. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: So I takes I go in. I'm not good at
Speaker 1: six in the morning. It's like before they even open,
Speaker 1: So bring Georgia in. They're like, we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: put her under. They can't find a vein. When I
Speaker 1: say put it under, that means yes, they can't find
Speaker 1: a vein. They're going in and in and in, and
Speaker 1: there's and and it's not fine one. So they say
Speaker 1: to me, hey, listen, we're gonna need to give her gas,
Speaker 1: but we need her breathing evenly, so like, can you
Speaker 1: We need you to talk to her. You need to
Speaker 1: get her breathing evenly so that we can put the
Speaker 1: gas mask on her Jesus. And I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: hey man, I'm not super trained for this, Like I'm
Speaker 1: an alcoholic. I just took annex, like this isn't my
Speaker 1: strong suit. And they're like, hey, I remember the lady
Speaker 1: going be a daddy, be a daddy, And I'm like, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so I line up. I'm like, all right, George, it's
Speaker 1: everything's gonna be fine. We're gonna fix your mouth. It's
Speaker 1: totally fine. You're gonna What we're gonna do is we're
Speaker 1: gonna they need to knock out, but we need to
Speaker 1: mask on her and she needs to breathe. Yes, so
Speaker 1: I said, I go, it's okay, I need you to
Speaker 1: just take deep breaths with me. We're gonna breathe together,
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna sleep. And then she looks at
Speaker 1: me and she goes, what if I don't wake up?
Speaker 1: And I go, that's a great question. Hold on, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: if she doesn't wake up, what happens is we take
Speaker 1: the body with us. And I'm like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: I'm starting to fucking flip out now, okay, okay, I
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, and then they just we breathe,
Speaker 1: We put a mask on her, and she goes out
Speaker 1: and I start, uh sobbing uncontrollably, uncontrollably so bad that
Speaker 1: they move me out of the room, put me in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I'm crying in the bathroom so bad. I'm
Speaker 1: in there for like five minutes, and I'm just laughing
Speaker 1: at how bad, how vulnerable I am. I never thought
Speaker 1: it was a man that they'll a woman I would
Speaker 1: pick would put me in this situation, because now I'm
Speaker 1: fucking aut there. I go into the fucking waiting room
Speaker 1: and it's now it's full. It's like the room's open.
Speaker 1: I'm crying uncontrollably. My wife's next to me, she's crying.
Speaker 1: There's a kid in there. He's like he's looking at Dad,
Speaker 1: like I thought you said it wasn't going to be that, Pat.
Speaker 1: There's a black chick and she's looking at me and
Speaker 1: she's trying to calm me down the way you know,
Speaker 1: like you've seen the Matrix, you know how black chick
Speaker 1: can calm my white dude down like he is talking
Speaker 1: to Chip Coche Fine, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a
Speaker 1: deep dive. It's a deep so you go, what, I'm
Speaker 1: not having it. I'm crying so bad, my vision's blurry.
Speaker 1: I'm a mess. We are in the waiting room with
Speaker 1: me and my wife crying uncontrollaby for about ten minutes
Speaker 1: and then they come out and they're like, your daughter's
Speaker 1: out the room. Applauds. They're like, thank god. We go back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like thank oh god. They're fine. Okay. We go
Speaker 1: back to the receiving room, which is like a leather
Speaker 1: couch and a curtain. There's an expensive Dennis in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: And we sit down with Georgia and she calls on
Speaker 1: her mouth it's crazy. All of a sudden, the curtain
Speaker 1: opens and it's the black chick, Whitney Houston. You knew
Speaker 1: it was Whitney other side. I did not. I did not.
Speaker 1: She puts her arm on me. She goes, it's tough
Speaker 1: being a daddy, and I'm like, it's Leanne drops Georgia
Speaker 1: on the ground. She sits down with Georgia and LeAnn
Speaker 1: and Leanne and strokes Georgia's hair and talks to her
Speaker 1: about being a mom, about how hard it is being
Speaker 1: a mom. They never grow up, they never grow up
Speaker 1: for you. They're always your babies. And we sat with
Speaker 1: her for like five fucking minutes. And then and then
Speaker 1: we heard the doctor go missus Houston. She's like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm going in. The reason we got the antesthesiologist is
Speaker 1: because Whitney Houston one of the anstesiologists. And so then yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we go to pay for the ansthesiologists. It's
Speaker 1: paid for when used and covered it all. We didn't
Speaker 1: pay for it. We didn't pay for it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then and then the anesthesiologist goes, where's mister Costner these days?
Speaker 1: And I hear Winnie Houston, O put me the fuck
Speaker 1: under the body guy. She was over that. Oh I
Speaker 1: get it. I know my head. Did we finish the bottle?
Speaker 1: We we almost finished? We almost finished. We got to finish.
Speaker 1: I got another rehabit you need it. I'm drinking. Yeah, yeah, No.
Speaker 1: Winnie Houston was a very sweet lady. She her teeth
Speaker 1: looked beautiful, she looked perfect. She perfect. This is when
Speaker 1: Georgia must have been three. So whatever that was, but yeah,
Speaker 1: must have been tough. Yeah. One thing I noticed about you,
Speaker 1: it's uh predominantly you know, blacks, and that tea knows
Speaker 1: we stick to one drink. Do whiskey, that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do champagne, that's it. One thing I know about you.
Speaker 1: You can mix it up, so you can. If I
Speaker 1: was the bust of champagne open, you could get down
Speaker 1: the champagne. Yeah, I'm the un of alcoholism. I like
Speaker 1: it all. I like it all. Ship pain love a
Speaker 1: cold beer of cod beer, I got one for you.
Speaker 1: I love a cold beer. I love a champagne. I
Speaker 1: love a rose. I never said no to a rose.
Speaker 1: How about a jega Maestu. That's interesting. We're introducing the Nazis.
Speaker 1: Got you know my favorite little f ball? I got fireballs.
Speaker 1: I love fireball. I used to think fireball wasn't a
Speaker 1: drink because it's a breath fresh. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a breath So we used to do to be
Speaker 1: honest with you guys, I want to be honest with
Speaker 1: you both, that's real alcoholic ship. Yeah. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, that was a your breath due. I
Speaker 1: remember this girl was like at the at my club.
Speaker 1: At the club I was doing and we used to
Speaker 1: do tops off shots, so if you had your top off,
Speaker 1: you could do shots for like half off, so everyone
Speaker 1: was naked. Everyone was naked. Oh yeah, top off? You
Speaker 1: top you mean top off? I wish I could show
Speaker 1: you the picture. You'd be like okay, and uh. But
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm going to drink the machine under the
Speaker 1: table tonight. And I was like, I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't know anything about me. I haven't started drinking.
Speaker 1: I don't drink on stage. I barely drink on stage.
Speaker 1: I noticed that, didn't I say? That? Didn't I say?
Speaker 1: And so I drank her under the table and they
Speaker 1: carried her out shirtless in the snow, and I walked
Speaker 1: out to her as they were bringing out to the car,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I whispered, there, I go you okay,
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm fine. I said, you have your time tonight.
Speaker 1: She goes. I did thank you so much. I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'll never fucking forget I'm the fucking machine.
Speaker 3: As soon as they said norway, he's going to challenge
Speaker 3: you to.
Speaker 1: Drink and I'm not. I'm not that guy with drinking
Speaker 1: like I like to drink ap to hunt. I like,
Speaker 1: this has been, I mean, the best scenario I have
Speaker 1: ever been in my entire life. So let me just
Speaker 1: tell you something. This. This is my friend right here. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I had to drink Champs title for so long,
Speaker 3: and he used to come to my house on Christmas,
Speaker 3: on Christmas, on Christmas, on Thanksgiving and he'll come and
Speaker 3: try to battle me and drinking.
Speaker 1: I had to make him earl out his nose.
Speaker 3: I had to make him like he wanted to battle me.
Speaker 3: And I drink with him and I made him earl
Speaker 3: out his nose. Carbones gone. Yes, yes, they can't fuck
Speaker 3: needs to grow up. They can't fuck with me. And
Speaker 3: by the way, they can't fun because.
Speaker 1: You the our god. Oh that man put that to
Speaker 1: the universe. We're making the Drunkers Drink Druggle, the Drunk
Speaker 1: Drunk Bible, the Drunk World Drunk Awards, and we do
Speaker 1: an iowas in the jungle. I can't wait. You're the
Speaker 1: only one pushing this. I think we I think we
Speaker 1: hit up celebrities when they fall out the wagon of
Speaker 1: me and you go find them and then take them
Speaker 1: on the ultimate party. Y'all got to do that. Yo're
Speaker 1: going to get your ass back because I listen, I
Speaker 1: said it earlier, and because I don't want to find
Speaker 1: nobody who actually really think they have an addiction. I
Speaker 1: just don't believe being an attict is a real world.
Speaker 1: I think that if you're in control of your life,
Speaker 1: you can actually do whatever. That's because we're like the no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know what it is. I said, We're like, we're
Speaker 1: like skinny people talking to fat people because because we're like,
Speaker 1: we don't have a problem with it. But they got
Speaker 1: to like, as a fat person, I go, yeah, how
Speaker 1: then am I losing weight? You're skinny face the same
Speaker 1: as you, and they're skinny your I don't listen to
Speaker 1: people who's never been married giving me married advice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to listen to people who never
Speaker 1: really got drunk. Oh, well, that's different. Different, that is
Speaker 1: the same.
Speaker 2: No, that is different, like people who who never just said,
Speaker 2: you're saying there's nothing, no is addiction.
Speaker 1: Of course there is no.
Speaker 3: I That's why I said I'm capful of saying that,
Speaker 3: because what I mean is, I feel like you're in control.
Speaker 1: If you are a real man, that's because that's because
Speaker 1: we are. That's because we are. That's because we are.
Speaker 1: You are. I know, I know people are, and I
Speaker 1: know I've seen people that are. Well that addiction is
Speaker 1: actually a disease. I've seen it because we are. It's
Speaker 1: a crazy thing, is that we are. And and I
Speaker 1: cannot understand it when people lose control. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't get it. I go, I go. Don't even think
Speaker 1: about your family, or don't you think about like work
Speaker 1: or like like even tonight, I've been fairly measured with
Speaker 1: the way I drink. I know I have a press
Speaker 1: junk in the morning. I know I have a flight tonight.
Speaker 1: I know I won't drink probably much on the flight tonight.
Speaker 1: But like that's because we are. We got super fucking lucky,
Speaker 1: we got really lucky, and that we get to enjoy
Speaker 1: our ship. Like and if you're lucky, if you're lucky,
Speaker 1: enjoy your luck. Try to understand these people that I'm lucky.
Speaker 1: But like, at the same time, I get, I get
Speaker 1: exactly what you're fucking saying.
Speaker 3: But because you know what I like, I said, I
Speaker 3: feel like I know you right, even though this is
Speaker 3: my I know you so much.
Speaker 1: You got Leanne right? Who is your wife? Reminds me
Speaker 1: of Neary who is my wife?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Larry doesn't let me get away with nothing, but she
Speaker 3: supports the ship that she doesn't.
Speaker 1: Agree with fucking strip clubs, fucking no no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: You know what you're talking about. What I'm saying is
Speaker 1: she supports my my dumb ideas, my dude genius ideas,
Speaker 1: and that's kind of all we want.
Speaker 3: And it's like, I love that, I love I love
Speaker 3: that I have a supportive wife. So is that you
Speaker 3: think a part of it?
Speaker 1: Without a doubt, my wife realized she wasn't gonna change me,
Speaker 1: she was gonna fall in love with me, and she
Speaker 1: fell in love with me, and I'm a broken dude.
Speaker 1: Like I grew up in Florida. Strip clubs are different
Speaker 1: in Florida than they are in the rest of the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like so like Lene for us, for us strip clubs, Yeah,
Speaker 1: strip clubs are like an event. You go to a
Speaker 1: strip club at the end of the night. That's how
Speaker 1: you close your like church, Yeah, you got a church
Speaker 1: in the strip club. Strip club like you know, it's
Speaker 1: part of the culture and so and so I Leanne
Speaker 1: just didn't question it. She went, okay, cool, you don't cheat, right,
Speaker 1: And I was like, nope, right, you get left ask
Speaker 1: and it's cool, right, I said, it's all above board.
Speaker 1: We're all cool. Sometimes they get a little you know,
Speaker 1: but but but will Smith is in there. You don't.
Speaker 1: You won't bend it over, so she'll let you chee.
Speaker 1: What the dude? My daughter said that the other day.
Speaker 1: My daughter goes, hey, if you ever cheat on mom,
Speaker 1: I'll never speak to you again. And I go, okay,
Speaker 1: I go, what if mom cheated on me? She goes,
Speaker 1: I'd get it, and I went for real, she goes yeah,
Speaker 1: and then she goes, you know, she works really hard.
Speaker 1: She goes she goes, I get it if you cheat
Speaker 1: it with a dude, and I went for real and
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, you're a little gay, my daughter, that's
Speaker 1: my already. Hey, you're done the stand up already? No, yeah,
Speaker 1: she ship but yeah, like like Leanne gets me, she
Speaker 1: gets my lifestyle, she gets everything. Everything. Man, that that
Speaker 1: woman trusts me and I trust her. It's like when
Speaker 1: you know, you know, I got cheated on before and
Speaker 1: I and it saw not good. But then you meet
Speaker 1: the check where you go that chick doesn't do that,
Speaker 1: and then if that's on you, your fuck forever. Leanne's
Speaker 1: that check. Like if she ever cheated on me L
Speaker 1: two three, if she ever cheated on me, I'd have
Speaker 1: to murder her. I read my whole and the dogs
Speaker 1: and then we go two dogs honestly believe her. I
Speaker 1: love it, man, I'll fucking murder that woman I love. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I put that. Put that. If I fucking love her
Speaker 1: too much, this will be used against you, This will
Speaker 1: be using against me. I fucking wasted. Yes, I gotta
Speaker 1: get on a Jeff flight. Are no, no, listen, you
Speaker 1: want to do pictures and drops and that's it. I said,
Speaker 1: You're done. Listen man, hold on, this has been the
Speaker 1: coolest thing I've ever done. Like you remember I did
Speaker 1: Rogan back in the day when it didn't matter, like
Speaker 1: this matters to me. Like you guys. I watch you
Speaker 1: guys so much. You have such are trying to give
Speaker 1: you your fly. Please. Let me just tell you. I
Speaker 1: have never seen my crew this excited. No, you know,
Speaker 1: I said to them, I said, no one will be
Speaker 1: in there because I'm not fucking damn. Actually, Jada p
Speaker 1: Casser shout like I said, no, you are.
Speaker 3: Let me just give you a prop, sir, you are
Speaker 3: absolutely wrong. I have never seen my crew show up early.
Speaker 3: They showed up early, and they all sitting there. Everybody
Speaker 3: got a bottle and we're like, chill because I can't start.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't drink.
Speaker 3: Before I fucked this interview up if I was drinking before,
Speaker 3: so I can't drink. But boy, it was my friend
Speaker 3: Mike Booth Combos here, Oh my god, everyone Sonny D.
Speaker 3: Sonny D came with it. I'm sitting back and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: we can't. We can't drink till he gets here. And
Speaker 3: we and by the way, not only you delivered, you
Speaker 3: went above and beyond. We really appreciate your energy, your existence,
Speaker 3: your life, everything that you're doing, your family sharing, your
Speaker 3: family stories, the secrets everything.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate you. Man like.
Speaker 3: And then I'm being honest with you, like like I said,
Speaker 3: I fell in love with you as a drinker. Afterwards,
Speaker 3: I fell in love with you as a comedian. First.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. And I'm saying that straight up.
Speaker 3: Like I said, my wife said to me, I didn't
Speaker 3: have to describe you. I said, one of my favorite comedians.
Speaker 3: And she goes, oh, the white guy with no shirt.
Speaker 1: Excited. Man, listen, And I'm being honest with you. You
Speaker 1: deliver it. You did everything we wanted to do. I
Speaker 1: so much appreciate you. I so much appreciate what you do.
Speaker 1: I want you to continue to do it. Continue to
Speaker 1: go out.
Speaker 3: There with a Rolex song with no shirt, keep making
Speaker 3: this daytone up presidential.
Speaker 1: You would do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Speaker 1: Keep that watch on, because you gotta let the motherfuckers
Speaker 1: know you out here. FU. Yeah, you are out here.
Speaker 3: And in case you don't know, you are legend, your icon.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, these people right here is your fucking tribe.
Speaker 1: And and and and to us.
Speaker 3: You are to drink God. So in our drink Bible,
Speaker 3: that speech is the very first song.
Speaker 1: That's the genesis. Just take official d Let's finish, Let's
Speaker 1: finish drink. Let's finish the drink dr That's how comor
Speaker 1: Ball was.
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