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Speaker 1: It is Drinks Chances, motherfucker podcast. Man, he's a legends

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Speaker 1: every queen's rapper. He's agreed as your boy in O R.

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Speaker 2: He's a Miami hip hop mayonaier p up its dj

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Speaker 1: Together they drink it up with some of the biggest players,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And the most professional, unprofessional

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Speaker 1: podcast and your number one source for drunk drink chans

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Speaker 1: mother for every day is New Year's Eve. That's it's

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Speaker 1: time for drink Champions. Drink up, motherfuck mother? Would a

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Speaker 1: good be hoping? He's what a super this is your

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Speaker 1: boy in O R E. What up is dj E

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Speaker 1: f N? And this is drink Champs Happy. I will

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Speaker 1: make something now.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna say this because the persons that we

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Speaker 3: have today, I'm proud to say is one of my

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Speaker 3: not right because I don't say one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: Of my favorite black comedians. So this is one of

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Speaker 1: my favorite comedians. I'm pause. I'm so into this dude

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Speaker 1: that this morning when I woke up.

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Speaker 3: And you had to pause I said, I woke up

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Speaker 3: was like who.

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Speaker 1: And you know, I don't know how to pronounce your

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Speaker 1: last name. It's like it's like Restchester sauce. No one

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Speaker 1: wants to, no one wants to, no one wants to

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Speaker 3: I go one of my favorite comedians and she goes,

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Speaker 3: who the white guy with no shirt? And when I

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Speaker 3: tell you, man, I watch all of his specials. I

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Speaker 3: watch everything about this man. I follow him on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: He hands down one of the funniest people on the planet.

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Speaker 3: He's hands down my spirit drinking animal.

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Speaker 1: He set a speech.

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Speaker 3: He set a speech one day, and that's how I

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Speaker 3: know all of our friends are alcoholics, because we campaign that.

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Speaker 1: Speech as if it was Phil Jackson looking at Michael

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Speaker 1: Jordan's at one quarter, and we all live by this speech.

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Speaker 1: So in case you don't know who the fuck I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about, talking about the one, holy right Christian and

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Speaker 1: now I'm ready to drink. Okay, so listen, let me

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Speaker 1: just say before you start, Jamie K I wanted to

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Speaker 1: get something expression. I know they told you Vodka Club

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Speaker 1: drink with you. I've been holding this bottle with a

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Speaker 1: Pappy Van winks. Shut the fuck, shut up. I've been saying,

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Speaker 1: and so I got FaceTime like this is in singing dude, dude,

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Speaker 3: I'm just thinking some of my friends and they be like,

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Speaker 1: Don't do you know what you know about pappy? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: my dad, my dad, this is his whiskey. Like he

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Speaker 1: No fucking stop. It's hard to get, it's hard to find,

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Speaker 1: it's expensively ship. Ye, dude, Yeah, I'm gonna do a glass.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a glass. I'm gonna do a glass. Yes,

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Speaker 1: no ice, straight up, straight up. I was wondering what

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Speaker 1: that to people who who just seeing that footage? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do. My dick's hard NonStop. It's I know I'm

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Speaker 1: being as serious. Those below tracksuits. I can't wear them

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Speaker 2: Happy Mother's Day.

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Speaker 3: By the way, I'm just be honest with you. I

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Speaker 3: drank a bottle of ten. I drink a bottle of ten.

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Speaker 3: I've drank a bottle. Yeah, I think I've only drank

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Speaker 1: Hey, you just trying to make it hate it like this,

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Speaker 1: I produce me the rest of the advertises. But let's

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Speaker 1: be irresponsible enough that I can't do it, because I've

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Speaker 3: cabin show what is it? Oh yeah, yeah on Netflix?

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Speaker 1: We don't work good as a team, Like we want

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Speaker 1: No, she goes, what about it? She goes, we only

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Speaker 1: I was so bad poetry poet. Yeah, like my angel

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Speaker 1: But now there's a ruma that Ban Wilder, Yeah, through

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Speaker 1: you see it? It was like, I've never never watched it.

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Speaker 1: you felt like they robbed you or something. No, no, okay, no,

424
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,480
Speaker 1: I had. We had a conference call with my managers

425
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,440
Speaker 1: and agents the day of the weekend movie came out,

426
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 1: and they were like, we should sue, we should sue. Clearly,

427
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,120
Speaker 1: this is adjacent to your story. It's I mean, it's

428
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 1: almost identical because it's a journalist writing a story about

429
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,640
Speaker 1: a party animal. Okay, that's what happened. Rolling Stone magazine

430
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,080
Speaker 1: note they got to have paid an article about me,

431
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 1: calling me the number one party and I'm on the country.

432
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,440
Speaker 1: It changed my life, It changed my party. I've read

433
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 1: it in New York Post, Rolling Stone, Rolling Stone, and

434
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,200
Speaker 1: I got ninety seven, wrote a six and a half

435
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 1: page article about me, call me the number one party

436
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 1: on the counry, and it changed my life. Hollerstone's company

437
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 1: optioned the rights to my life. I moved to New

438
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:36,280
Speaker 1: York will Smith discovered me. I mean it was like

439
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 1: it's like it really was like the best thing that

440
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,479
Speaker 1: ever happened to me. And so when that movie came out,

441
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, we should sue. And I have

442
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 1: one manager shout out to Barry Katz, who very wisely

443
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 1: said he's an interesting dude. He goes, pop, um, can

444
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,440
Speaker 1: I interject for a second. There's two types of people

445
00:21:55,480 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 1: in this business, people who work and people who sue.

446
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 1: Which one you want to be? And I didn't sue,

447
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, I want one day, and

448
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 1: I hope to God this happens. I want one day

449
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,439
Speaker 1: to be bigger than Van Wilder, like I would like

450
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,239
Speaker 1: to be larger than that movie. And uh, you know,

451
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm I'm I'm thinking, I'm on my way.

452
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,720
Speaker 1: And if this movie, that my movie The Machine comes out,

453
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,159
Speaker 1: and if it does well, I'd like to get to

454
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 1: that place where that's a footnote in front my story

455
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: instead of the thing people. And I'd love to meet

456
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds and him not go, oh, you're the I

457
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 1: love for him to be like, dude, I'm a fan.

458
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you know that's weird to me, because if

459
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 3: it is based on you. Like you see how these

460
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 3: people they come and they hang out with the character

461
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 3: that is based on you.

462
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 1: Could have been a consultant on it. Well, I'm you

463
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 1: know what. The thing then this is, remember this is

464
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 1: a long time ago. It's ninety seven, ninety eight. That's

465
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 1: when we met. Yes, we met really in my life. Yeah,

466
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 1: so we there? Yeah where were you? Then?

467
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 3: I was in New York City. I'm from one of

468
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 3: raised in New York City, but I live out here now.

469
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,880
Speaker 3: But yeah, that was the best Yeah of my life

470
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 3: nineteenninety eight, I had to drop that album and he's

471
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 3: my first number.

472
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 1: So I'm not saying where were you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

473
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 1: because I was in New York too. That's when the

474
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 1: Box was big, because because if you remember the Box, yeah, yeah,

475
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 1: Box dude. I was telling someone the other day like

476
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna say this, and he's gonna say, I

477
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 1: don't know who you are, but like Cameron will DM

478
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 1: me every now and then I ran into him and

479
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: nixt game, him and Jim Jones that when I moved

480
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: to New York. For me, this is like how I

481
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: pros I grew up in Florida, So for us all

482
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,919
Speaker 1: of all of hip hop was in your car, and

483
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: then when I got to New York, I hadn't really

484
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 1: heard it, like we didn't No one drives cars there,

485
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 1: so it's all in your in your headsets. So it's

486
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,959
Speaker 1: a very different hip hop for me until that summer.

487
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 1: It was probably ninety eight ninety nine when I remember

488
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 1: just walking around the village and hearing hip hop and

489
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,479
Speaker 1: other people's cars and being like, what song is that?

490
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: And then going into like they saw Tower Records at

491
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: the time, and being like, yo, what's the oh boy boy,

492
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: and then they're like, okay, I'll get you to help you.

493
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,959
Speaker 1: I remember that summer so fucking that moving in New

494
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 1: York because your first time in New York, then you

495
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: hang out a gay ball dude. It all started there.

496
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 1: I saw a dude fuck another dude in the ass.

497
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. This is old school, man.

498
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 1: They don't do it like that anymore. My first night,

499
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 1: my first is not more complicated. I gotta be honest

500
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 1: with you. It was the first time I was ever like,

501
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 1: I saw a dude that I think about like once

502
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: a month. Oh this guy, hold on, hold on, let

503
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:33,199
Speaker 1: me explain myself. He had little tiny stars tattooed on

504
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 1: his heels and then increasingly got bigger until he had

505
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: two Dallas Cowboys on his ash cheeks. And I looked

506
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: at that guy. I looked at him for an uncomfortable

507
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 1: amount of time, just staring at that artwork, going, that's

508
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,360
Speaker 1: a fucking commitment. I mean, I go, I go. He's

509
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,199
Speaker 1: got to be like fifty six. Now, like, wait, I

510
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 1: wonder what he does he's telling. I think about that

511
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 1: guy a lot. Dude, we went that first night in

512
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: New York. I go out, I think, are you tricked

513
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: into going in a gable? Are you game?

514
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 2: So?

515
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: I didn't? No, no, no, I didn't, dude. I'm trying

516
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 1: to sound like fifty year old Bert. The twenty five

517
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: year old Bert was not very open minded. He was

518
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: like he was from Tallahassee, Like I knew, I knew.

519
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: I knew Cuban dudes really well because I grew up

520
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: in Florida. I knew black dude's pretty good because it

521
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: will family as far as like as far as like

522
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: how my my open mind was was I think, I

523
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: think I was a good person, but I wasn't like comfort.

524
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: I wasn't like comfortable in that scenario. And so the

525
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: first time we went out, I went out with this dude,

526
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: this dude there was an editor for some magazine, and

527
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: this chick and we lose the dude and it's me

528
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 1: and the chick. And the first place we go is

529
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 1: a place called mary Lous on Thirteenth and I sit

530
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: down and this guy's next to me, and he's like,

531
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: he's like, oh man, you're the Rolling Stone guy. I

532
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: just read about you on the plane. Holy shit, I

533
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 1: gotta buy you a drink. I think I'm gonna be

534
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 1: famous because I was just famous in Tallahassee. I came

535
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,199
Speaker 1: in and I'm trying to hang out with someone and

536
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: he's like okay, and I turned in the girls like

537
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,959
Speaker 1: I can't believe David Lee Roth knows who you are.

538
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh shit, fuck up, it's David Lee Roth.

539
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: He yells down. He's like Harvey Able, Harvey kitesell Able Ferrara.

540
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 1: At this bar, it is who's who's of drinking late night.

541
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 1: And then she looks at me, she goes, let's go party.

542
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: Let's go to the meatpacking district. Now I don't know

543
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: what that is. And she takes me into a straight

544
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 1: up sucking dick and fucking gay bar in the meatpacking district.

545
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: And I mean, listen in fairness, meatpacking district, a meatpack

546
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 1: But I saw, you know, it's so funny, this is okay,

547
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: this is this is a little aggressive. This is a

548
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 1: little aggressive. I saw, so I thought it'd be fucked

549
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: the dude in the ass. He he'd have to be

550
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: bent over, right, That's how I thought you'd do it.

551
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 1: I saw dude sitting on a dude's lap and I

552
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 1: couldn't understand what they were doing. And then I'm like,

553
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're having sex. They're living sex, just

554
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: like a man and a woman. He's like and I

555
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, of course I dude. That was

556
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: like I remember being like you had an awakened they're

557
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 1: making love. That I remember that was the first my

558
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: first night in New York. Dude, I was just telling

559
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: someone about this. I didn't know anyone. I was living

560
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: with the dude who was from the Canary Islands, but

561
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 1: he didn't speak English. I was telling about your roommate

562
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: didn't speak English. It was it was my friend. I

563
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: grew up with sister's ex boyfriend and that's your roommate. Yeah,

564
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: he goes, you can stay here. I get there. The

565
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: first night, random, yeah, shout out to Diego, You're my

566
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: first night. All we did was open a map and

567
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 1: drink and point the places we've been to. So I

568
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: was like and it was it was oh fuck yes,

569
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: and it was it was. It was a studio apartment,

570
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: so you had I stopped on the floor next to

571
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: his bed like like like he had kicked me out.

572
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,479
Speaker 1: And so that next that night, that was my first night,

573
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 1: My first night going out was with those people, and

574
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: I stayed out all night. We stayed out all night,

575
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: and I came home and he was at work, and

576
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, that's the ticket. I just

577
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: got to stay out all night. The next night, I

578
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: stayed out and I was like on like park benches.

579
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: That sounds worse than it is. I just stayed up

580
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: all night in New York and you just hung out

581
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: and just walked around, sat on a park bench, and

582
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: I was like, this sucks. Next night, genius move. I

583
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: get a bag of weed and I meet dudes at

584
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: bars and I go, you want to get high later

585
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: like when this closes, we're going high, and they're like yeah, sure,

586
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: go to their place. And get high. I passed out

587
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: on their couch and then be like, bro, Bro, you

588
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: gotta leave. Bro, just let them fucking sleep. And then

589
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: I'd wake up and I spend the night. Then I'd

590
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: go there to the other place, to where Diego's place was.

591
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: My second night of doing this, I meet a dude.

592
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: We'd go back to his place. We smoked weed, we

593
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: listened to tool, and we watched My so called Life

594
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: with Claire Danes. I don't know if you remember that, no,

595
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: dyl and uh, it was It's a great fucking show

596
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: is And I passed out on his couch and the dude,

597
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: his roommate wakes up and his roommates I just texted

598
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: this guy the other day. His roommate's like Bert Kreischer.

599
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: This guy John Biemer, I grew up. I grew up

600
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: with and I'm like, shut up. So I had like

601
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: three not homeless nights in New York and then I

602
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: stayed on their couch. I moved in with John Biemer

603
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: and I forget the guy's name. He was a music producer.

604
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: He was he had really diverse taste of music. It

605
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: was like it was like when you get really open

606
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: your mind to music and you're like, because I only

607
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: listened to like I was doing this. I was trying

608
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: to do a timeline of like, what was my first

609
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: intro to hip hop as a kid? You know, you

610
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: know what I think I learned about hip hop was

611
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. The show The Show twenty twenty, they did

612
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: a profile on break dancing was like in the eighties. Yeah,

613
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: And I was trying to remember. He didn't it. It

614
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: was I was trying to remember if man Tronics was

615
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: before Rock sans Chante. I was not expecting that. I

616
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: was not. I ran into ext san Chante on Sway Show.

617
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: She was in there, and I lost my ship's rock.

618
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: That's right, some queens, but I do. I watched a movie.

619
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: I watched my daughter's watching a movie. I fucking started

620
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: banging on the window. Showed him my tent. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

621
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: the she didn't come out. No, no, no, no. It's

622
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: always weird when you're when because I don't look like

623
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: a fan of hip hop, but like, but I am, like,

624
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: what is a fan of hip hop look like? Like,

625
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't look like a fan of you,

626
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: but I am. I know that's what your biggest thing

627
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: is I ran into you when I moved to l A.

628
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: This is two thousand, I'm guessing, and cash money is

629
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: like the biggest fucking thing now. I was obsessed, obsessed

630
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: with UH, with Juvenile, Juvenile and UH and Lil Wayne.

631
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: Obsessed like I, I would argue. I mean, I would

632
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: like there were lines in him. And I just got money.

633
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: I had a big truck. I drove around everywhere in

634
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: Jason Williams, Jersey. I thought life was it. I ran

635
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: into at the White Dude, White Chocolate, White Chocolate. I

636
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: ran into Juvenile and UH and Lil Wayne and and

637
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: Beg in front of the Grafton Hotel and I was

638
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: like and I was like, I lost my ship. And

639
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: their children at the time, I think they're like eighteen,

640
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like, shit fucking and I'm reciting their lyrics

641
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: back to them. I'm like, I lost my ship and

642
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm like in a like a college shirt. I just

643
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: got done shooting and they were like, I was like,

644
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: I gotta get you guys on my show. I had

645
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: a TV show at the time, and they're like, oh, okay,

646
00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: call this guy his fucking baby's number. I'm like, yeah, dude,

647
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: that was I don't look like I'm into hip hop. Yeah,

648
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy. I like that you said that, though,

649
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: what about the look? But because Kevin Hart, I gotta

650
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: give big props Kevin Hart. Okay, So I fan of

651
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: the show. He's our brother. I watched him on it.

652
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: Maybe not his best performance. He was, he was, he

653
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: was so, he was so, he was so hungover, he

654
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: was he has sunglasses on. He was talking about entrepreneurialship.

655
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you something, Kevin harte quila is

656
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: great and he had been promoting it all week. I

657
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: think that's why he was. Yeah, he is a game changer.

658
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: He drinks. He drinks, don't don't know he drank that night.

659
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: He drank. Kevin Hart. So, Cedric and Shack did a

660
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: comedy basketball comedy thing on All Star weekend. This is

661
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: the year they did it. Now, I'm not saying I'm

662
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: not putting disrespect on anyone like Shade anyone. When I

663
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: say this, I'm just telling you what I saw as

664
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: a comment is d Ray, Tommy Davison, Aery Spears, and

665
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart. I think and my might have forgotten one person.

666
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: Everyone did what I would have done, which is it's

667
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: an intimidating room that you're in an arena and it's

668
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: all all your favorite NBA players. There's huge celebrities, and

669
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: everyone did some crowd work and then fucked around, made

670
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: it loose, like told me about me, tried to be edgy,

671
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: tried to be like edgy, like you know, talk about

672
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: like chicks and fucking chicks and go a little harder.

673
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: Kevin Heart walked out. I'm telling you why I say

674
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: this changed my career. Kevin Heart walked out and said

675
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: I have two kids, and the place was like yeah,

676
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: and I went, oh, fuck in my head, I went yeah, yeah, yo,

677
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: oh you're you're skipping all the lines and you're talking

678
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: about some real shit that everyone deal, real relatable. He

679
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,719
Speaker 1: talked about his kids and it was so goddamn funny,

680
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: and I thought, here, I am trying to be edgy

681
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: as shit, hoping that comics in the back of the

682
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: room are like, yeah, did you hear the ship Burke

683
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: got away with last night when I was like, I

684
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,239
Speaker 1: should just talk literally about what is going on in

685
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: my life because I guarantee there's other people and I'm

686
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: it is when you when I when you say that

687
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: you're a fan of mine. I've been a fan of

688
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: yours for a very long time, so like that is

689
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: the biggest compliment I could ever get.

690
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 3: But like, like you know, you know, I'm gonna be

691
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 3: honest with you. Like a lot of times I'll be

692
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 3: in airports and a person will come up to me

693
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 3: and they'll just start a conversation with me. They won't

694
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 3: say hi, because they really watched me so much they

695
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 3: think they actually know me, And then here I am

696
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 3: judging them.

697
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm doing right now.

698
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 3: I've never met you before, but I feel like I

699
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 3: know you because I watch your material so much. I

700
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 3: feel like if Leanne your wife was to walk in being.

701
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 1: What is this my God? And I'll be so happy.

702
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 1: But here it is fans do that to me.

703
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 3: All the time, and so when I'm faning now, I

704
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 3: love this, like like you have no idea. My whole crew,

705
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 3: all of these motherfuckers wanted to drink so early, and

706
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 3: I made everyone stop, and it's like perk from it.

707
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, let's wait till he gets here. Did

708
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: we drink together? Because you just because I don't know

709
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 1: if you know that's how much you mean to the

710
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: people in the community during the pandemic, The Comedian's.

711
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 2: Safe World, Oh and Nice and the DJ.

712
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: Because I kid you not like I was telling Eric.

713
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 3: I was telling Eric, I said, it's crazy about you

714
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 3: is I discovered your comedy and I found that you

715
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 3: was a drinking.

716
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: Legend later, like I was in love with What's the

717
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: one two punch? But yeah, but because you know, sometimes

718
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know I found I found

719
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: this show because of you guys drinking. I know, I

720
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: know it away. Can I tell you Drake Tamps is

721
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: the best fucking name for a podcast ever, by the way,

722
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: the fact that you get people like I think, I mean,

723
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: like Puffy is a legend, but Puffy Drunk is my

724
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: favorite puppy. Jeffrey, did you see him make a Jeffrey

725
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: he put we had had a childice. We had a

726
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: childice on the We had a chalice on the table.

727
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,720
Speaker 3: So what it was We had this drink called tiger Bone,

728
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 3: which is very hard.

729
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 1: We don't recommend. It's not supposed to be it's not

730
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: supposed to be humanly consumed.

731
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 3: But we was trying to do something and were trying

732
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 3: to get our guests loose, So we'll give him a

733
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 3: shout of tager bone. They start telling everything about hey

734
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 3: man snuffed my mother one day?

735
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 1: What are you doing? But they did the job.

736
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 3: So we had just made a deal with Paul, right,

737
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 3: we just made the deal. But what anglesn and dry

738
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 3: or so I'm breakfast club had just.

739
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: Had baby and baby walked out that viral moment and

740
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: he walked out. I want one of those moments. So

741
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: I looked at I wanted one of those moments. So

742
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 1: I looked at those moments. You can't pick those moments.

743
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 1: You set that moment. I didn't tax you set that

744
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: up there with Jeffrey.

745
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I'm going So I look and I

746
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:11,280
Speaker 3: look at buff and I say, does j Lo fart

747
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 3: smell like cherries? He's a black guy. His face got

748
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 3: so red because he knows I ain't.

749
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: This is my daddy. He's looking like this, he said,

750
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: he said, is this is what? This the show? We

751
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 1: just wore? Like the asshole? Is that the check and clean?

752
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: This very moment Daddy takes me off, He take and

753
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I just need this moment. I don't care.

754
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: Like if he gonna swing, he's gonna swing, but we're

755
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: gonna have the best and he's gonna stay because we signed.

756
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:55,720
Speaker 1: So it's a foul ship, by the way, you know that.

757
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 3: Well, he took off his glasses and I looked at

758
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 3: him out of the eye at that very moment, and

759
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 3: I was like, he's either gonna snuff me.

760
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: And then he said I get it. Yeah, and then

761
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: he put his glasses back on. He said I get it,

762
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: and he took the chalice. That's what happened, and he

763
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: to the child, he said, Okay, y'all want to drink

764
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: with me, Well, we're gonna drink. I love when he drinks,

765
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: and I want to get drunk with him so bad

766
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: that he changes, he's in different person. Drink. Listen, listen.

767
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: He took one cup. But by the way, I'm gonna

768
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: tell you his cheekole. He took one cup.

769
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean that liquid I his whole time,

770
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: tell tomorrow.

771
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 3: So he takes this one chalice and he puts tiger

772
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 3: bone and.

773
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 2: We had all had the bottle and every he put

774
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 2: everything in it and everything jealous, and then he put

775
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 2: it in one.

776
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: Glass and then he made all him saying, we're all

777
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: drink first. I drank, he drank first. I'm not gonna lie.

778
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: He drink first, and then when he gave it to me,

779
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: I literally felt like I drank death. But I was

780
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: trying to act hard. I was like, drink and we

781
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 1: all that was disgusting. It was death. It was a cancer.

782
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something.

783
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of people when they come

784
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: on this show that it's the alcohol to blame. No.

785
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: I think these people want to release it anyway. They

786
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: want to say things anyway. You you make a very

787
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: you make a very homey podcast, like like, uh, I

788
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: remember the first few episodes I watched. I think I

789
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: think they were all Jada kiss been on like eighteen

790
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,720
Speaker 1: we don't have money at some point, and and uh

791
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: and to the fucking can't shout the locks talking about stabbing,

792
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson is, Oh yeah, that's when. That's the funniest no,

793
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: the one with when he goes, yeah, if someone has

794
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: to poke this, I'm fucking I mean, you know, I've

795
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: been offered to do Mike Tyson's podcast.

796
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 3: And he's unaggressively intimidated, like he's not trying to intimidate

797
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 3: you listen, this is this is this is the friends.

798
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 3: My one of my toughest friend and he's a tough guy.

799
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 3: A f N gave Mike Tyson a pre roll. Mike

800
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 3: Tyson took this ship, put in his mouth and gave

801
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 3: e f N back to.

802
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: Pre roll, give back the empty ship e f and

803
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: held it. He's intense.

804
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 2: He's a nice guy.

805
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: Never seen them nothing, the shrooms, he's like.

806
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 2: We did a live podcast with him in Vegas, the

807
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 2: audience and I don't do shooms and nothing. And then

808
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 2: he was trying to get it before and then we're

809
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: doing the pine. He takes the chocolate. He goes and

810
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 2: he goes. I said, it's my birthday and he goes,

811
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 2: He'll take a thing.

812
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, ship, I can't. I gotta I

813
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: gotta measure myself around because because I'll take it, I'll

814
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: take it. I don't like I'll take it. There should

815
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 1: be I don't know, intimidated. I don't know. I can

816
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: you at his stuf out in cases is a bad

817
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: thing there saying there should be a gang here in

818
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: Miami called the show Pound. Oh yeah, let's still yeah, okay, cool, cool,

819
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: everybody continue, you guys.

820
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 2: Still help me and.

821
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: Cool, let me know if you can donate, and you

822
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: got to street from home base a little so so

823
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:29,479
Speaker 1: tell us yourself. We need no. No, I can't see.

824
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: I don't say no. I don't say no a lot,

825
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 1: so like so like we get it wet. I met them.

826
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: I met them on DJ Lass's show. Shout out, shout

827
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: out to DJ Last, he's the best. And then and

828
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 1: then I invited them. I had just seen them on like, wait,

829
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: you met the group because they also.

830
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 2: Had a group Red Eyes and all these guys.

831
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, my show. And then a bunch of dudes

832
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: came to my show and then like, hey, we're going

833
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: out just just to the in Coconut Grove to one

834
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: of the clubs. They're like coming out with us. I'm

835
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 1: not not the guy to say no. And that's I

836
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: think that's my problem in life. But was we had

837
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,280
Speaker 1: a great time. They were they were very sweet gentlemen.

838
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: Uh shout out the DJ Lass the uh. But but

839
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: but guys like Mike Tyson, I can't say no. And

840
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 1: so when I if I was with him, the guys

841
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: like Puffy like that. I don't say no to ship.

842
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 1: And so when when weird Ship is on the table,

843
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: I said no, to cocaine five times the other day,

844
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: and I was so proud of myself. I don't say

845
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: no to I don't like growing up in Florida is

846
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,959
Speaker 1: rude to say no to drugs like I mean, I'm

847
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: in Miami. I know the same thing.

848
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 2: Someone offers you to avoid it, You're like, whoa, I'm

849
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 2: a superhero.

850
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: You you get home at the end of the night.

851
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: I've never did can't okay, you got you put the

852
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: blank over and of yeah, I don't. I uh. I

853
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: said no to coke a lot recently, but it's just

854
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: because I don't. I know that how I feel the

855
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: next day, and it's just fuck. I mean, here's the problem.

856
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: Coke really delivers, like it really I I'm afraid of.

857
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: That's what I never did. Never did it.

858
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: No, I never did because I knew I would like it. No, No,

859
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: I knew I was around.

860
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: People that.

861
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 2: I'm ready to over that. Oh my god, hold you

862
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 2: forty seven forty eight come on, And I got.

863
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: I got toddlers at the grip O, the New Ones.

864
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 1: We got toddlers. Toddlers.

865
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 2: They're two and the three well about to be five,

866
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 2: about to be four, actually about to be five, about

867
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 2: to be three.

868
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: I remember those days. That's the best time in your life.

869
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: Mine are eighteen and sixteen. Sucks. It sucks. Fucking just

870
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: dead at our house, just no life, just some old lady.

871
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: This is what retirement's going to be. Lack. This is

872
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 1: your wife love right get Yeah, No, my wife's never done.

873
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: She told me. I told her to talk about this

874
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: on on on Razzle dazzle. She told my kids I

875
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: did coke yeah, and did not consult me like they

876
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: were like, have you guys ever done drugs? And my

877
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: wife goes, I smoked weed a couple of times, didn't

878
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: like it. I didn't like it very much, made me

879
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: throw up. Your daddy's done cocaine. And I goes, what

880
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: the fuck? I go, hey, that's my choice to tell you.

881
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: Don't get to tell them, like what the fuck? She's like,

882
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: you gotta be honest with them. Girls, go tell them,

883
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: don't tailor. And my daughters are like you, like now

884
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: they look at me. You did cocaine, dad, And I

885
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, once yesterday. I didn't like it very much,

886
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: made me throw up. Never did it again. And she's like,

887
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Yourdadd had done cocaine a lot and

888
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: then I was like, okay, call your mom lost for Virginia.

889
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: She was thirteen, tell me that story. Yeah, she was

890
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: a war there we go e ruin. Yeah, and then

891
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: she goes, first of all, I was almost fourteen, and

892
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: sh it ain't nothing to do in my hometown but

893
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 1: fuck fight and race. I'm like, who did I marry

894
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: Ricky Bobby? Fucking that woman? If you eat it, if

895
00:44:55,360 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: you roses your last Ricky Bobby? She uh, yeah, she's

896
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: a fuck. You instinctively call her redneck, but I don't

897
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: think she's a redneck, right, No, she is. I mean

898
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: her hometown, her hometowns. Kiss of cousins, buddy, No, no, no,

899
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: they have I'm not even fucking around. They have a

900
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: saying in their hometown ship they can but they ain't blood.

901
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: They can, but they ain't blood, meaning they can fuck.

902
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 1: They're related, they can fuck. It's not like their brother

903
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: and sister they can. She has kids too. Really, I

904
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: shouldn't even go to we were a family union. We

905
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: met two people. They two people that were related that

906
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: were married, and I went, I looved to me. He goes,

907
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: how does that happen? And then goes, well, you can't

908
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: pick a fall in love with. I was like, no,

909
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: you're fucking you want one hundred percent a hundred percent.

910
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 1: So talk about you're telling me that they knew they

911
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 1: was cousins and they can suit it. I'm man, I'm

912
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble. I'm gonna get in trouble because

913
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call my wife right now, my wife.

914
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: I'm okay, all right, Just everyone be clear mark this moment.

915
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: If Leanne wants is taken out, will take it out.

916
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: She was at a family reunion and saw her boyfriend

917
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 1: when she was in high school and was like, shit

918
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: you and he's like, oh, shit you. This is hang

919
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 1: on now. By the way, if you're in small town America,

920
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: this shit had like when like twelve hundred people. Of

921
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: course somehow you're gonna be realated they weren't. And her

922
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: dad said to her, oh, you can't, but you ain't blood.

923
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: And Leanne's like, oh, I don't give a fuck. I'm

924
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: out Like she didn't she they were just dating or whatever.

925
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: They're their children that I met, the two that were related.

926
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: They go, I go, she goes, she goes, Oh they can't,

927
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 1: but they ain't blood. I met their kid. They fucking

928
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: blood like they blood. This is a window licking nitty

929
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: like just the dumbest kid you've ever met. They look,

930
00:46:53,880 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: they shook night blood they blood. It's crazy, it's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

931
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: it's a small town. Like a small town. Our marriage

932
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: I swear to God. I swear to God on our

933
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: marriage license. I won't say the names. I know everyone

934
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: be upset if I say this town is you can't know?

935
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: It said, uh, are you blood relatives? It was the

936
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: third question, very question, And I said the lady, what

937
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: do I put for three? She goes, well, is you?

938
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: I go, I don't think we is not right name

939
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: that means yeah, yeah, it's a it's a small town

940
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 1: in Georgia. And there's a lot of them. I met,

941
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 1: Uh you know Country Wayne. Yes, Country Wayne. Country Wayne

942
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: is from a small town like that. And I told

943
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: he hears those stories and he goes his guys, no

944
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: country way cause you ready come out you caught no, no.

945
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: But they're from like same small towns where like you

946
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: don't no one has houses you have like the house

947
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: that they was at in America. In Georgia. Oh this

948
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 1: is Georgia, a small town town. Ov Yeah, in small

949
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: town in Georgia. I mean she was embarrassed when we

950
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: first started dating because I came from Tampa. My dad

951
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: was a lawyer, my mom was a teacher. I'm not

952
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: saying we didn't. We definitely had white privilege, but not

953
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: like rich people, but like we I didn't want for anything,

954
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: or at least I didn't know I won before it.

955
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: And so when when I first went to her house,

956
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm nervous, You're not gonna like my

957
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 1: like it's not like your family, and I was like okay.

958
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: And her dad was living in a convenience store in

959
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: the freezer, like lived built he had built off Lindsay

960
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: had killed me because I'm not saying this right. He

961
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: had built the bedroom using with part of the in

962
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: the back of the in the back of the comedian store.

963
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 1: And at first I was like like yeah, like like yeah,

964
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,919
Speaker 1: but it was like attached to the freezer. It's cold

965
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: as fucking shit. No windows. If you want to talk

966
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: about a guy who likes get drunk to pass out,

967
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: pass out in a fucking comedience store freezer, dude, and

968
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: I wait to talk about convenience. I'd wake up that

969
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: the middle of the night and I just go like, oh,

970
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: Reese's peanut butter cups, getting sick on those. I'm drinking

971
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: tall boys. I loved it. You'd wake up, come out

972
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: in the morning. Small town in Georgia. Everyone shows up

973
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: and has their biscuits and coffee at the convenience store.

974
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: And it was like you were holding court. It was all.

975
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,720
Speaker 1: I loved it. I got bummed when he sold that place.

976
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, so he owned the convenience you owned the

977
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 1: commedian store. Yeah, I'm sorry. See that's where I speak.

978
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 3: I don't That's how you noticed some good whiskey. I

979
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 3: just burped and I wanted to stip it back in.

980
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: It took a shot after you. I wanted to. I

981
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 1: wanted to get it to go back and really and

982
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: it smells you. You don't want that, you don't want none.

983
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'll get it. My I'm good. Mamahuana. Gotta

984
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 1: try this? Is that? Ma wana? Mamajuana? Did they make that?

985
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: In the tub? And kindle? I tell you, growing U

986
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: growing up in Florida, I feel like I feel like

987
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: I like, I feel like it's my city, Like even

988
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: Miami is not my city at all. Tallahassee and then

989
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: and then I come down to Miami all the time,

990
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: and I mean you and stand up in Miami. Miami, dude,

991
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: you did you ever go to the Miami in prov Yes,

992
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: I have. Have you got a new one in Durrell. No,

993
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't do uh yeah, I don't.

994
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: I just do arenas now the uh we'll go have

995
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: a drink there or something. Yes, No, dude, talking about

996
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: can you when when we used to do I've told

997
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: the story before it to stop me if you've heard it. Okay,

998
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: But so the Miami in prov was was crazy, Like

999
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: there were.

1000
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,959
Speaker 2: Towns in the grove back in back in Coconut Grove

1001
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:34,720
Speaker 2: and underground.

1002
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: You there were times where you would do stand up

1003
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: and not eighty percent of the room did not speak English,

1004
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: eighty percent of the room and cocaine cowboys yes, no, no, no, no,

1005
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: no, no no. This is two thousand, two thousand and four.

1006
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it was a round back then.

1007
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I don't think so okay. And so

1008
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 1: I one time go on stage, I'm headlining and the

1009
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: girl in front of me comes off. She's on and

1010
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: she's like, we have two hecklers in the front wants

1011
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 1: the hammer removed the features on. I go to the manager.

1012
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: I go, hey, there's two hecklers or mover, can you

1013
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 1: move them? And she says He goes, I think they're

1014
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: gang members, so I think I should let him stay,

1015
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,399
Speaker 1: and I go but they're ruining this show, and he goes, see,

1016
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they have weapons on them, so like, hey,

1017
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: don't talk with them, and I'm like okay. So I

1018
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: go on stage. One dude just regular looking black dude,

1019
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: like a notohing special with his hair. Other dude, light skin,

1020
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: black dude, tattoos on his face, dreads and he say toatoos, toatoos,

1021
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 1: I say it differently to choose the dark skin dudes.

1022
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 1: Name's Ray. And by the way, you got you got

1023
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: the first name makes this because I think he I

1024
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: think he he did some stuff for bang Bus. I

1025
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: think if I remember, yeah, someone might know this guy.

1026
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:58,439
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that's he's Cuban. That's Cuban, the guy

1027
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 2: right that did the bang book the.

1028
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: Porns by Skinny do Skinny do hold on? Hold on

1029
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: so we might have Okay, Now, Ray, I maybe look,

1030
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: I tell this story out of school. This isn't you

1031
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: that's totally cool. But this is two thousand and four,

1032
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,399
Speaker 1: two thousand and six right around then. So I start

1033
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,919
Speaker 1: I do this thing. There's things you do a stand

1034
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: up where you ask people the set up to your joke.

1035
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: So I go, uh, you go to eating pussy. I

1036
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: already have a good pussy eating joke. So then I

1037
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: get you to say your thing. I said to Ray,

1038
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: I said, you go to eating pussy. He goes, you

1039
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 1: know you do? I said what, And he goes, you

1040
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: put your lips real close to a Clinton You go

1041
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: And so then now he said something silly, So I

1042
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: get to make a joke out of that. And then

1043
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: I go, no, Ray, what I do is I put

1044
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 1: my lips around entirely and go oh and so now

1045
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: we've said two jokes, right, So it's a way to

1046
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: deal with Ackler. It said cheat code. It's not the

1047
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 1: best comedy, but I do that and like confusing them,

1048
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: it diffuses them. It lets them be a part of

1049
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: the show. So I do that for like, for like

1050
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,439
Speaker 1: twenty nine minutes, and I realized, I haven't really told

1051
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: a joke. Now I've told a bunch of jokes, but

1052
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 1: you handled it in the heckless I'm handling the heavy. Yes,

1053
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: and So I had a joke at the time about

1054
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: black dudes cocks. Uh, you think black is a swimming

1055
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: color until you see a black dude's cock. You're like, well,

1056
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: shouldn't be the white ones that looks big, like a

1057
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: lighthouse in the fog or a flashlight in a haunted house.

1058
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: What are you kids doing in here? So I told that.

1059
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 1: I just told that, yeah, yeah, yeah, And if there's

1060
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 1: a black take, I go, your repsite's a white guy

1061
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: and he goes, no, I go, you should do it.

1062
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,959
Speaker 1: It's like getting your ears pierced. You feel a little prick,

1063
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: and it's over and so and so. Like I just

1064
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: it was all CrowdWork stuff that you have in your pocket.

1065
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: So I told that already. So I turned to the

1066
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: other side of the audience. I realized, I don't really

1067
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 1: totally joke. I've just been fucking with these guys. And

1068
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: Ray jumps up on stage and he goes the Gang Membo,

1069
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: the Bang Brothers. I think, I'm look, I'm sorry, Ray,

1070
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: if it's not you, I'm sorry, and he goes, this

1071
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: is a real motherfucker, and the room's like, yeah, now

1072
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: he's on stage with me, and he goes, you want

1073
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: to know what real motherfucker's getting the three zero five

1074
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,720
Speaker 1: and everyone's like and I'm like, please, don't stay stabbed.

1075
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: And he takes his pants off and he shows his

1076
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: dick and his dick is tremendous. It's a nice so

1077
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: it's it's it's there, it's there, And now there's two

1078
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty people going, holy funk. We're staring at

1079
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: the dude's dick that is and it's big, and they're

1080
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: like and it's like kind of ready, like everyone's like,

1081
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: wull shit. So I go, hey, Ray, I'm gonna give

1082
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: you a heads up. They're calling the cops right now.

1083
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: I go hire you. I would leave. I would. I

1084
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: would definitely leave, but thank you so much for the respect.

1085
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: And he starts going show your ship. So and I'm like,

1086
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: I'm definitely not not after that, not after that. Before that,

1087
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: I would have, but not after I've seen that thing. Jesus,

1088
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 1: I'm calling j Lo and ice Cube. So different kind

1089
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: of story. So, so yeah, is this a different type

1090
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 1: of during tears Jada guess will hear this and be

1091
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: like what? So I have gage it so so so

1092
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 1: so reay gets off stage and he goes good looking

1093
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: out and he goes to the bar, now raised with

1094
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: a light skin, due with dreads, with tattoos on his face.

1095
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: And I said, uh, I gotta be dead honest with you, man.

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00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: I go, uh, between you and Ray, you're the one

1097
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: I would want to look at. Just a joke. And

1098
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: he slowly stands up. Everyone's like, holy shit, and this

1099
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: gets better. He slowly stands up, gets on stage and

1100
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: he goes, you're funny, and I was like, oh, thank you.

1101
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: He goes and you're a real motherfucker. I go, I

1102
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: think I know where this is going. He goes, you

1103
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: know what, real motherfucker's get into three zero five and

1104
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: everyone's like, show your dead and he fucking drops his

1105
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: pants and he has like more of like a grayer

1106
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: like like, but it's just as big and it's just

1107
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,839
Speaker 1: as impressive. The place goes fucking bananas. So I tell him, brother,

1108
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,919
Speaker 1: I don't know your name, but they're definitely called the cops. Now, Ray,

1109
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: you might be able to catch up with Ray if

1110
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: you go quit. They are sitting. He looks at me,

1111
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 1: He's like, good looking out, they're sitting. I swear on

1112
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: my children's life with a hairless albino. Hairless albino, and

1113
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,919
Speaker 1: I said, I gotta be dead on it, sir. Out

1114
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: of all the dicks in this room, the only one

1115
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to see is yours. He pushes his share

1116
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: back and he's just like, get's on stage. It looks

1117
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: like a fucking lighthouse. It's white, it's blinking. Sailors are like,

1118
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: go that blink. It is no hair. I dropped the

1119
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: micro go that's my show, Thank you so much. That

1120
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 1: would stand up in Miami. Okay, before we get into

1121
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: the quick time with Slive, Oh yeah, our show was

1122
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: about giving people they flowers. We want to give you

1123
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: your flowers. See your face. Everybody thought it's gonna be

1124
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: Gary Owens nod and drunk. No, that's your flowers.

1125
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 3: My brother Snoop Dogg says it's like a Grammy because

1126
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 3: he's kepting for your people. We wanted to tell you

1127
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 3: how important you are to us, how important you are

1128
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 3: to life, how important you are to everything. Man, you're

1129
00:56:56,239 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 3: keeping us laughing, and that's very important, you know, I'm saying,

1130
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 3: because life is so short, life is so fucked up,

1131
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 3: life is so we can't we have to laugh, man.

1132
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 3: We have to enjoy ourselves. We have to drink. And

1133
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 3: again that is what we have to drink.

1134
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 1: We have to drink.

1135
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,439
Speaker 3: I mean, according to you. Listen by the way you

1136
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 3: are now the drive.

1137
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 1: You know what that is? The drunk Bible. Oh you

1138
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: are now the Jesus of the drunk Bible. I love that.

1139
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: And the Bible starts off with can we play it?

1140
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: Can we play it? Who got it on the group chat?

1141
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: Who got it on the group chat? Hold on? Come

1142
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: on his speech, get his speech? Hold on, I got it,

1143
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. Put it on like

1144
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: you tell your snips. Dude, let me tell you a

1145
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 1: lot my phone go. I ain't gonna lie. I got a

1146
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: bootleg home leg.

1147
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 4: I will always make sure that I can keep my

1148
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 4: body out there so that I can always drink. I

1149
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 4: love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail, seeing a sunset

1150
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 4: with a cocktail, having friends walk into your house, the

1151
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 4: bottom of line, getting.

1152
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: On a plane. Can I get you something? Bible? Jack

1153
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: on the rocks, lots of rocks, lots of.

1154
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 4: I love the moment someone says if we just get

1155
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 4: a drink and you and you're not supposed to that feeling,

1156
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 4: it's like your first kiss.

1157
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: You don't get that first kiss. Kiss you do want

1158
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,439
Speaker 1: to get a first kiss once ye get their first

1159
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 1: drink every day, and then the letter is actually, actually

1160
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: we have bottomless This is gonna be the best day ever.

1161
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 1: Yeah that is uh by the way, I know you

1162
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 1: guys can hear it here.

1163
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 3: But when we played a real episode, we're gonna gonna

1164
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 3: play the I mean.

1165
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: That is like, it's it's Phil Jackson ship. Bro. You

1166
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 1: got it, you know you It's funny. It goes back

1167
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: to Kevin Hart thing. You can only speak about the ship,

1168
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 1: you know right, like you can't. You can try to

1169
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: be this bottle of me and you. This is this

1170
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: I would be shocked, but happen. This is listen, this

1171
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: is my dream. I held help this bottle. How long

1172
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: I held this bottle? Eric? Almost three years? I gotta

1173
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: I gotta FaceTime my dad almost three years and I

1174
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: had to buy another one today. Can bring the bottle? Yes,

1175
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: FaceTime my dad. Yeah, because I need another occasion. But

1176
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: I said, man, yes, my dad, my dad. My dad

1177
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: talks about this fucking whiskey. I should have brung two bottles. Oh,

1178
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: I look red at the fifteen in blood pressure, big

1179
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: guy yeah, Hey, I'm hanging out with my buddies. How

1180
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: you doing, How you doing? I'm in Miami. I'm in

1181
00:59:54,120 --> 01:00:00,040
Speaker 1: Miami right now. Yeah. But more importantly, we're doing a

1182
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: podcast in Miami and we're drinking a bottle of Poppy

1183
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: Van Winkle. He brought it out and I freaked out.

1184
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: How many years? Fifteen years? Twenty three is a bit better.

1185
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: I can't find Yeah, you know what I can't find?

1186
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 1: Twenty three? He's correct, he is, okay, yeah, he's correcting.

1187
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: I love you, Hey, I love you, I love you,

1188
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: I love you. You need to find a bar. That's twenty three.

1189
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:41,439
Speaker 1: But yeah, a good time. I love you and twenty three.

1190
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 1: That's how you know, that's how you know his water

1191
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: is rich. Twenty three starts at like seven thousand, oh yeah. One.

1192
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: When I started making money, my dad was like, we

1193
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 1: got you know, we sh got a bottle of pappy

1194
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: and we just couldn't. You can't find it in LA

1195
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 1: you can't find it? Good? Uh? Have you have you

1196
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 1: ever thought about starting your own liquor? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1197
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 1: but but okay continue no yeah yeah yeah, but so

1198
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: this is what this was. This is my idea.

1199
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 3: We have a game called Quick Time of Slime. Right,

1200
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 3: So when we take shots, I gave you a question.

1201
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 3: You take a shot, would you want to keep the

1202
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 3: shots as Pappy or would you want to mess with

1203
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 3: me and do some Japanese whiskey?

1204
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: Uh, let's let'sten to Japanese whiskey. I knew he would

1205
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 1: not disappoint. Wind it up there, Yeah, go go grab

1206
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: the biggie. Where's when's you got it? Okay? I watched.

1207
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: I watched you guys were doing I forget who you

1208
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: were doing a show with, and you were talking about

1209
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: strip clubs, but I thought you were talking about something

1210
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 1: else and I didn't realize it was just Who's who?

1211
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: Did you? Was your cross? Good? What? Yeah? Oh yeah?

1212
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: I thought you're talking about watches And I was like

1213
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man, I'm with rid Cross. Yeah.

1214
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm a roll X is more traditional

1215
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: like the classic. And I was like, well, I got

1216
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: to hear this new watch though I've never heard of it,

1217
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 1: and I'm googling it going like and then I go,

1218
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: are they talking about fuckings? Can we talk about trick

1219
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: Daddy for a second? Shod I get it? Hold on,

1220
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: can I tell you Okay, this is why, this is

1221
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 1: why you guys have the best podcast in the world.

1222
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: When you get you're getting people that are unfiltered. So

1223
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: much of America, including myself I'm sure I'm guilty of it,

1224
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: is that you filter yourself. You don't want to get

1225
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: in trouble, you to deal with it. Quite honestly, I

1226
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 1: don't talk about politics or anything like because I don't

1227
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 1: want to deal with it. I don't like, it's not

1228
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: on my radar, it's not my catch. When you get

1229
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 1: like brilliant dudes like Trick Daddy is he's you can't

1230
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: deny that his brain his brain was set up to

1231
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 1: make money. The guy does it at a day level, right, yes,

1232
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: but he's so fucking unfiltered. I remember someone, and I

1233
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 1: could be wrong about this, someone was talking about him.

1234
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: He had some disease and they were like, you put

1235
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: you on medication. He was like, yeah, I just started

1236
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: putting coke in my weed and I'm so much. And

1237
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: then you're like, you're like more of that? Did you

1238
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 1: ever hear? I mean, your your DMX, your DMX interviews

1239
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: are the fucking back. He staid right here, that was dude,

1240
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: he was, dude, you don't understand. I could cry talking

1241
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: and the first one was really first one was talking

1242
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 1: about two men for real, Steve Harvey and DMX. I'll

1243
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 1: cry talking about Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey, dude, I got

1244
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 1: into a style bender and I uh the middleweight champion.

1245
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: We almost got into a We tried. We picked a

1246
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: fight with everyone into the bar in New Zealand. We

1247
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: were fucked up and we stood back to back and

1248
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 1: we challenged everyone to a fight. He was challenging the dudes.

1249
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: I was making eye contact with the women, but like,

1250
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,280
Speaker 1: but we had a fucking night and I thought he

1251
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 1: was doing a Steve Harvey bit. Have you ever heard

1252
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey talk about his wife Marjorie bro just a pivot.

1253
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm not going to cry on this podcast. You google it.

1254
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 2: No, No, tell us, dude, tell us, tell us, we

1255
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 2: got times, so tell us.

1256
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 1: He uh, because it's how I feel about Look, I

1257
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: shot on my wife, p loot right, that's what I do.

1258
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: We know you love I love her. I love this.

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01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,240
Speaker 1: My wife sent me a same good wife. She's a

1260
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 1: good mom. Better than yeah. Yeah. He has a clip

1261
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 1: where he talks about Marjorie. They play a song and

1262
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm having myself a moment. He goes, that's

1263
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 1: our song. She's mine right there, and I'm hers, I'll

1264
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: kill every motherfucker in this room over that woman. God

1265
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: believe you seen that. I dude, I get emotional if

1266
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 1: I watch that clip, I cry because I go I

1267
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 1: know that feeling. Dude. We did a family few with

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01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and he came up and you know, it

1269
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: killed me. It killed me. He came up right up

1270
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 1: to me on the DLS like I'm a fan, and

1271
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you're a fuck My My wife's

1272
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: our first like hangout at her house date. She put

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01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: on Kings of Comedy. She was like, because we were

1274
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what we both laughed at, and

1275
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:13,040
Speaker 1: she put on Kings of Comedy and I had I

1276
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: had not really sat through and watched Kings of Comedy.

1277
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 1: I know I do not watched watch any comedy. So

1278
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 1: I was doing comedy and my wife was like, Bernie

1279
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:24,720
Speaker 1: Mac and Steve Harvey are my two favorites. Like that's

1280
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:28,120
Speaker 1: you need to like them if you like them. And

1281
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 1: Bernie Mac, I mean Bernie Max. Bernie Mac. You've seen

1282
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: his deaf jam set you scared of you. Patrice showed

1283
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 1: that to Patrise. O'Neil. Yeah, explained hip hop to me.

1284
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 1: Really that man press some peace, Yeah, Pece, he was.

1285
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 1: He was also one of the funniest people on the

1286
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 1: planet to me. Yes, I'm talking about all camera and

1287
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 1: off camera. Dude. Yeah, he could also be a unruly bully,

1288
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I mean yeah. I

1289
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:58,480
Speaker 1: love Patrise, but like he you earned a relationship with Patrise,

1290
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 1: you just didn't get one. Like he explained jay Z's

1291
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 1: he was watching me listen to jay Z and he goes,

1292
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,520
Speaker 1: what what words are you saying? I said, I don't know.

1293
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's saying. I just I just

1294
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: say words that are close to it. And he goes,

1295
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hang on, hang on, wait, you're

1296
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 1: just saying like me, me, me, no, no, no, no,

1297
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, I don't know what he's saying,

1298
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: but it's fun to say. And then he goes, stop,

1299
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: let me tell you what he's saying. And he goes,

1300
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 1: it's beep deep and I'm picking them up. Let him

1301
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 1: play with the dick in the truck. And I went, oh,

1302
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: that's what he's saying. And he goes, yeah, wait, hold on, wait,

1303
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 1: hang on, do you know what pimp shit that is?

1304
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,880
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm sitting out front in my car and

1305
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,440
Speaker 1: it's beat beep and I'm picking them up. Let him

1306
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 1: play with the dick in the truck. I'll let them

1307
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: play with the dick in the truck. We were in

1308
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:48,919
Speaker 1: Scotland and I was like, that's pretty cool. I was like, wow,

1309
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,959
Speaker 1: that's really cool. And and and he walked and Mob

1310
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 1: Deep he go. He had this big thing. I have

1311
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 1: a weird thing talking about people who pass because they

1312
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 1: can't contest it exactly, you know, but like, uh, he was.

1313
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 1: He was explaining to me how white guys don't fuck

1314
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 1: with Mob Deep and Mob Deep the real ship, and

1315
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 1: he was obsessed with Mob Deep and like he he

1316
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 1: He's a really brilliant dude. He told me a lot.

1317
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 1: I remember. I yeah, yeah, he's a very pivotal dude

1318
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:18,120
Speaker 1: in my life, very very pivotal dude. I miss that.

1319
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 1: I missed that guy. I missed that guy. I didn't

1320
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 1: go to his funeral because I knew he wouldn't have

1321
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 1: gone to mind, so I go, I just thought, of respect,

1322
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,440
Speaker 1: I go, remember to show up at your fucking funeral,

1323
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 1: because I know that if I told you if Patrice

1324
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 1: was alive, if he had faked his death and he

1325
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: saw me at his funeral, he'd be like, what the

1326
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: fuck are you doing here? I wouldn't have gone to yours.

1327
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 3: Yeah that is some comedy, right, Yeah, I've never heard

1328
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 3: of no ship like that.

1329
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: Did Tracy Morgan get you hobbies to be? Fuck? I

1330
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 1: always that story had never gotten out. I always that story.

1331
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: It never It's a good fucking story because it's one

1332
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 1: of the best stories in the world. Because you still

1333
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,040
Speaker 1: don't know whether he did or I will say this

1334
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 1: on Tracy behalf because I know he does not like

1335
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 1: this story. First of all, Tracy, I am the biggest fan.

1336
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 1: You are a fucking legend. I'm sorry that this is

1337
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 1: how we're introduced. I met you one time, I met

1338
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 1: you one time. I thought it was two times. Did

1339
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: he sip out on the bill that was those same

1340
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:21,679
Speaker 1: same night? Oh? PCP, No, Cleancy Morgan does not smoke. PCP.

1341
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna get me in trouble. He does not smoke, PCP.

1342
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: I will tell you this, okay, which at this I

1343
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 1: think I think he made me believe at the time

1344
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 1: because I was being this nervous white kid who's working

1345
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,599
Speaker 1: the door at the Boston Comedy Club. And by the way,

1346
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 1: this was ninety eight. I turned twenty six. I just

1347
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 1: turned twenty six, So whatever year that was. Tony Woods

1348
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 1: shout out, Tony Wood's one of the best fucking best

1349
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: comics as Everdunk's stand up he was there that night,

1350
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 1: so like, just so we're clear, I wasn't the only

1351
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 1: person there. Tony Woods got hot too, yeah, and so no, no, no,

1352
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:59,759
Speaker 1: it was just being just being crazy, just being cracy.

1353
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 1: And by the way, I know Tracey didn't like this story,

1354
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 1: so I'm fucking sorry. I'm doing it already. I'm fucking

1355
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 1: drunk crazy, remember, because.

1356
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,559
Speaker 3: The story goes you guys went out back and smoked

1357
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:11,559
Speaker 3: the blunt smoked.

1358
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:14,679
Speaker 1: Yeah. You said, hey man, this tastes a little crazy,

1359
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 1: and he said, because it is that wet And you

1360
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,960
Speaker 1: said wet and he said, he's CP like Denzel Washington. Yeah,

1361
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:25,559
Speaker 1: in training day, like training day, just like training day.

1362
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 1: And now I freaked out. I freaked out. I never

1363
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 1: tell the story and I sincerely apologize Tracy. And you

1364
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 1: didn't want to go home because they said no, no, no,

1365
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: no no. I went back to Tony. I went back

1366
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: Tony and I said, I think I just smoked Pcy Morgan.

1367
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:40,640
Speaker 1: And he goes, he started laughing because you did not.

1368
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 1: And I said, Wen, he goes, he Tracy doesn't smoke PCP.

1369
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:49,439
Speaker 1: I said, for real, And he goes, maybe he maybe,

1370
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 1: he goes listen. Well you hey, here's the deal. I

1371
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,240
Speaker 1: know the man. He's not a guy who's going to

1372
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 1: give someone PCP. But if you go home, you'll believe

1373
01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:59,160
Speaker 1: you're on PCP and you'll jump out of a fucking window.

1374
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,759
Speaker 1: He said, come out with us, hang out with us tonight.

1375
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,559
Speaker 1: Trust me, you're not on PCP. And so we went

1376
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 1: out to a club called Madame x and uh and

1377
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 1: and we had one of the I mean, one of

1378
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:14,040
Speaker 1: the best nights of my life. I can't express this enough.

1379
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:17,760
Speaker 1: It bums me out that like Tracy may may not

1380
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:20,160
Speaker 1: like me for even sharing the story again, because I

1381
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:24,640
Speaker 1: fucking idolized that guy. The guy is like the biggest

1382
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:28,599
Speaker 1: He was such an unbridled talent at times, the things

1383
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,240
Speaker 1: he'd do on just regular interviews. I fucking love that

1384
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 1: guy and my night with him was amazing. It was

1385
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 1: the funniest night. I'm still with Tracy and like twenty

1386
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,360
Speaker 1: twenty black dudes and we're all drinking champagne. Tracy's taking

1387
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,800
Speaker 1: everyone's got a bottle of champagne. And when a girl

1388
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 1: walks by, he's given her a bottle of champagne and

1389
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,120
Speaker 1: saying something outrageous. This is before to Walmart. Oh wait, bit,

1390
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 1: waitit wait, I'm once again I feel I just want

1391
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 1: Tracy to know I whatever. He's a comedian, he gets it.

1392
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,560
Speaker 1: I think he does. He didn't like this story. I

1393
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,720
Speaker 1: heard that he didn't like this story or they said

1394
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 1: it never happened, which is he's totally about to say,

1395
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:09,120
Speaker 1: it's totally how to say, but if it, Yeah, but

1396
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:10,680
Speaker 1: I'd have to be the best story to tell her

1397
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:13,360
Speaker 1: in the goddamn world, to tell this fucking story. And

1398
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:17,439
Speaker 1: to this day, do you know was it? It probably was?

1399
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,720
Speaker 1: It was? It wasn't he was fucking with me. I'm

1400
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 1: gonna fuck with somebody like that. It's like what you

1401
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 1: tell And I already had opium. I already say, it's

1402
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 1: like someone believes me. It's not. It's there's a list

1403
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:30,080
Speaker 1: of stories of Tracy just fucking with like opening comics,

1404
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 1: like just busting their balls. Was it opening white comics.

1405
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:35,680
Speaker 1: It was a lot of opening white comics. White comics. Yeah,

1406
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,640
Speaker 1: there's a couple of white comics all like, I have

1407
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: a Tracy Morgan story. And you're like, for real, is

1408
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,680
Speaker 1: that is that common? Like is that that you know

1409
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,760
Speaker 1: what I mean? Well, yeah, you fuck yeah, I think

1410
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 1: you fucked with the opening comics is the funnest thing

1411
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:50,920
Speaker 1: to do. And uh, and Tracy is a genius. I mean,

1412
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,960
Speaker 1: he's a fucking I can't say that enough. He's gotta

1413
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: you go online. He's got a Doug Flutie story that's

1414
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 1: like the funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire

1415
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:01,760
Speaker 1: life about his high school coach telling. Tracy is the

1416
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,439
Speaker 1: fucking best. And then so I'm bummed that, Like, if

1417
01:12:04,439 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 1: I have a run into him, he won't, he won't

1418
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:11,040
Speaker 1: be like I'm a big fan. But whatever, you listen, you,

1419
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:13,439
Speaker 1: shit happens to you. You tell your truth as much

1420
01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:15,759
Speaker 1: as you can try, and and and and as a comic,

1421
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,240
Speaker 1: you tell a story. But the best part of the

1422
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:21,760
Speaker 1: story is at the end of the night, the white

1423
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:24,000
Speaker 1: waitress comes up and gives me the bill, gives you

1424
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:27,120
Speaker 1: the bills. I'm the one white guy there. And Tracy's like,

1425
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,200
Speaker 1: what the fuck is that. She's like, it's the bill,

1426
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:34,800
Speaker 1: which is you? And Tracy Morgan's like no, and then

1427
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:37,400
Speaker 1: he's like that fucking racism. And then she slides him

1428
01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 1: the bill and he's like, oh now I got money now,

1429
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 1: and he takes his shirt off and he throws it

1430
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 1: at her and the two bouncers. Tony was corrected me

1431
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:51,400
Speaker 1: on this. X NFL bouncers, their x NFL guards. They're like, yo,

1432
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 1: my man, and Tracy just smiles and he goes, ah, shit,

1433
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,960
Speaker 1: I ain't your man. The biggest fight I've ever been

1434
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:05,040
Speaker 1: into my life breaks out right crazy, crazy least I

1435
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:08,000
Speaker 1: think I am. I walk outside, I walk, I leave,

1436
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm white guy. I grab my backpack, I leave. I'm

1437
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:15,639
Speaker 1: like see you guys, good luck, guys. I walk outside

1438
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 1: and I'm just watching. I'm on way. Tony Woods comes

1439
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,680
Speaker 1: out and he's like, shit's going off, man, Shit's going off.

1440
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,880
Speaker 1: We need to go back in there. And I was like, Megan,

1441
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:30,160
Speaker 1: the doors kick open, Tracy will I know, Tracy, doors

1442
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:33,760
Speaker 1: kick open and he comes flying. Two bouncers fly him

1443
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:35,720
Speaker 1: up up a fight stairs. You know in New York

1444
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 1: where those bars are downstairs, they throw him up a

1445
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:42,559
Speaker 1: flight of stairs. He lands on his shirt, doors kickback open,

1446
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 1: his shirt comes out end over end like a cartoon,

1447
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 1: lands on his back. I'm looking at Tony Woods, going,

1448
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 1: what are we doing with Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan stands up,

1449
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,760
Speaker 1: snaps his shirt, looks me in the eyes. He goes,

1450
01:13:56,840 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 1: Now that's how you get out of paying a check, dude.

1451
01:14:04,439 --> 01:14:07,720
Speaker 1: I literally Tony and him are like, we're going this

1452
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:11,040
Speaker 1: way towards West Broadway. I go, I'm going home. I don't.

1453
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:13,759
Speaker 1: I think I'm done. I walked home and I literally

1454
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,800
Speaker 1: was like, you know when the car just misses you

1455
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:19,599
Speaker 1: and you're like, my fucking soul a lot. I remember

1456
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,960
Speaker 1: a dude name Eddieift, and I was like, he was like, hey,

1457
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,519
Speaker 1: how's your night tonight? And I go, I just had

1458
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:25,280
Speaker 1: the most amazing things just happened to me. I go.

1459
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 1: He was talking about Tracy Morgan. He's the funniest fucking

1460
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:30,240
Speaker 1: human being I've ever met. Back for life. I love

1461
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:33,759
Speaker 1: the dude. I fucking love him. I'm bummed it, but whatever,

1462
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:38,080
Speaker 1: it's gonna work out. Thank you work. So when I

1463
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 1: explain to him the game.

1464
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:41,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna give you two choices you pick one

1465
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:43,759
Speaker 2: and nobody drinks.

1466
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:47,280
Speaker 1: You pick two or neither. So the politic correct answers,

1467
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,760
Speaker 1: But we drink the game. What are we talking? If

1468
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:52,960
Speaker 1: you drink, we drink with you. Leave you out there

1469
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 1: and we drink it. Thank fortunately the shots is DELI on. Yeah,

1470
01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:59,920
Speaker 1: I might need something else to put inside my mouth?

1471
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:11,840
Speaker 1: Is there? Like a wait a minute, your man Ray's

1472
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:15,000
Speaker 1: gonna come to the door. I haven't seen you in

1473
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 1: twenty years? You ready? I thought that was I thought

1474
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:22,040
Speaker 1: that was my pappy.

1475
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:22,280
Speaker 2: Man.

1476
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:25,599
Speaker 1: Can you guys, Are you guys gonna have like more

1477
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,360
Speaker 1: and more comics on? Yes, whatever you tell us to

1478
01:15:28,439 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 1: have one, We're gonna follow your lead. You gotta you

1479
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:33,559
Speaker 1: gotta get cigarettes. I'm gonna be honest. But your man Tom, Yeah,

1480
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,200
Speaker 1: when I found out he was Perubian, I was hurt.

1481
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:40,760
Speaker 1: What really? Because I wanted him to be white. Oh yeah, I.

1482
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:43,800
Speaker 3: Wanted I thought it was my I like today and

1483
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:47,479
Speaker 3: then he's Peruban like you. He's a wrestler. Yeah, but

1484
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:50,479
Speaker 3: he's a wrestler. You just proving wrestler.

1485
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 1: If you flying in just came in just a roe

1486
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:58,600
Speaker 1: Tom's Tom's like Tom's he looks weight, He's going in

1487
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:00,200
Speaker 1: like like, I don't like this.

1488
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,519
Speaker 3: I want him to go back, like like I like,

1489
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:06,000
Speaker 3: I like like no disrespect. I like drug addict eminem

1490
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:06,879
Speaker 3: that's my favorite.

1491
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like I'm just the best eminem. There

1492
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:16,200
Speaker 1: was saying I want, dude, I'll go with drug addict Beneflex,

1493
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,080
Speaker 1: alcoholic Beneflex my favorite better flex.

1494
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,720
Speaker 3: Because I don't know what this bene fat Fleck is.

1495
01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 3: When you've seen the Sivary, I don't know if there

1496
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,760
Speaker 3: was chivalry or that he was.

1497
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,160
Speaker 1: He was piss He was like the door here here,

1498
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:32,920
Speaker 1: God damn it cool. I didn't think that was Sivary.

1499
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,519
Speaker 1: I don't dude, it was Silvary, but he was pissed.

1500
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:38,559
Speaker 1: It was pist Chivary, because can't you have Pistchivary. Yeah,

1501
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,680
Speaker 1: he was still like shoving a gun. You could be

1502
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:44,160
Speaker 1: chivalry pissed at the same time. That Beneflex one of

1503
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:45,160
Speaker 1: my favorite dudes alive.

1504
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:50,679
Speaker 2: I'm like, is that the benefit Beneflex French?

1505
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:54,120
Speaker 1: But those those I want. I want everyone to fall

1506
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,639
Speaker 1: off the wagon, like I like when people that should

1507
01:16:56,680 --> 01:17:01,280
Speaker 1: be should be doing I gotta show her up. I

1508
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:03,280
Speaker 1: don't believe it in the word attic, I know, I

1509
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:15,320
Speaker 1: don't believe believe it benefit. He would be the best

1510
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:18,240
Speaker 1: one to fall back going. I mean, he's supposed to

1511
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:21,360
Speaker 1: not drink anything. I love when people stop drinking and

1512
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:23,320
Speaker 1: they come around me and I say, take a shot,

1513
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,080
Speaker 1: oh dude, and then they take it and I'll be like,

1514
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:27,960
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. I'm the devil. I don't

1515
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,240
Speaker 1: because I don't believe this is the devil. I believe

1516
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:32,559
Speaker 1: how you use it can be the I think if

1517
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:36,479
Speaker 1: you're unhappy, it becomes the devil. If you're happy, Like

1518
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:40,960
Speaker 1: I bet Beneflect probably drinks around j Lo because he's happy.

1519
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:44,439
Speaker 1: He's happy. Listen, I have to say, if we're talking

1520
01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 1: about one of my favorite other favorite things in the world,

1521
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 1: is Jennifer Gardner taking him to rehab. Like I love

1522
01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:55,840
Speaker 1: a woman, okay, who's his ex wife. And there's a

1523
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:58,920
Speaker 1: that was his ex wife? What what what? What? What

1524
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:04,320
Speaker 1: movie is she from? Fucking? What is it? Fucking the

1525
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:05,960
Speaker 1: thing with the thing with the girl that could do

1526
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:09,120
Speaker 1: the things? I don't know, but I like I like

1527
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 1: a rider. I bit a woman who uh will take

1528
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:15,920
Speaker 1: I'm talking careless. I like a rider eye woman who

1529
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,240
Speaker 1: will take a do to rehab. I also like the

1530
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:20,760
Speaker 1: woman that makes you happy that allows you to drink. Listen, listen,

1531
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,479
Speaker 1: there's a there's probably out of one hundred women, there's

1532
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:26,200
Speaker 1: a there's ninety five that would tell me I would

1533
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:29,080
Speaker 1: have to stop drinking. My wife's in that quick five

1534
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:32,080
Speaker 1: percent that goes, hey, I got you. I'll keep an

1535
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:34,400
Speaker 1: eye on you. I'll make sure you're healthy. I make

1536
01:18:34,439 --> 01:18:37,120
Speaker 1: sure you can do it. You're achieving things. Let's ride,

1537
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:39,519
Speaker 1: let's go and that and that's what I that's and

1538
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:43,280
Speaker 1: that's happiness too. And I just know my wife I

1539
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:48,320
Speaker 1: did so I kild you know, did you meet here

1540
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:50,439
Speaker 1: in Mia? Mean? Yes, I did not have to describe you.

1541
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:52,560
Speaker 1: Just is that crazy Florida shit? I go, that's not

1542
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:55,519
Speaker 1: New York. No, see's on Jersey though Jersey.

1543
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,920
Speaker 3: Yes, but the crazy thing is, like I said earlier,

1544
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:00,439
Speaker 3: I just said, one of my favorite comedians.

1545
01:19:00,439 --> 01:19:02,120
Speaker 1: I did not have to describe you at all. I

1546
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:04,439
Speaker 1: just said, I said one of my favorite comedians. And

1547
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:06,280
Speaker 1: she said, I know exactly that you're talking about the

1548
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,880
Speaker 1: white guy who always takes his shirt off, and it's

1549
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:11,360
Speaker 1: good branding. I didn't mean for it to. So hold

1550
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,479
Speaker 1: ons were going to play let's do it because he's

1551
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:15,760
Speaker 1: in the new One they said the new one. Yeah,

1552
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:19,840
Speaker 1: because by the way, by the way, I love your team. Listen.

1553
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:26,280
Speaker 1: By the way, we just want you to know, hey, hey,

1554
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 1: right now, right now, that's victorious part of my team

1555
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,320
Speaker 1: right now. So when do I When do I get you?

1556
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:36,519
Speaker 1: Guys like yeah, yeah, yeah, put you up.

1557
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:39,519
Speaker 3: No, don't worry, let me do We got you all right,

1558
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:41,080
Speaker 3: So we just want you to know that's our Dominican

1559
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:44,000
Speaker 3: producer and our Columbian producer. Yes, it's a lot of

1560
01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:46,400
Speaker 3: cocaine over there. There's a lot of cocaine over there.

1561
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:49,799
Speaker 3: And they come up with this, look at it are beautiful.

1562
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:53,000
Speaker 3: They come up with the question, he's got beautiful eyes, right.

1563
01:19:54,000 --> 01:20:06,040
Speaker 1: Can't what's up? Which one is right here? He's coming

1564
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:11,640
Speaker 1: on all right? You said it off you Snoop a

1565
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:14,559
Speaker 1: jay Z Snoop without a doubt, Snoop without a doubt.

1566
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,080
Speaker 1: Snoo's my guy. I love Snoop. Snoop is there of

1567
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,639
Speaker 1: the day I found out Georgia smoke marijuana, My oldest

1568
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:23,320
Speaker 1: daughter smoked marijuana. I was with Snoop. Do crazy, You're

1569
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:25,559
Speaker 1: going to way too fast on the han So your

1570
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,160
Speaker 1: your daughter just at minute day, Oh, she was with

1571
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:27,840
Speaker 1: Snoop and I was like.

1572
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:31,240
Speaker 2: No, no, James, Dad, I want to inter the Snoop

1573
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:33,800
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh thetherfuck that would be the perfect time,

1574
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:35,240
Speaker 2: Curta tell you with him brown?

1575
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,880
Speaker 1: No he Uh. My wife texted me. I was. I

1576
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,960
Speaker 1: was having lunch with Snoop and my wife texted me

1577
01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:46,439
Speaker 1: and she said, uh, we talk whatever, Georgia. I called

1578
01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:50,360
Speaker 1: her smoking weed and drinking. And I was kind of

1579
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,080
Speaker 1: fucked up about it. I know that you shouldn't be

1580
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:54,160
Speaker 1: on whatever. I don't know how you're supposed to a parent,

1581
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,560
Speaker 1: and I was. I was down, and Snoop was like,

1582
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 1: what's going on? And I was like, fucking my daughter's

1583
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:04,080
Speaker 1: smoking weed? And he was like how old? I said fifteen?

1584
01:21:04,439 --> 01:21:08,719
Speaker 1: He was okay, here's how old were you? I said fourteen?

1585
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:12,280
Speaker 1: And he goes, can I give you some advice one

1586
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,439
Speaker 1: daddy to another daddy? And I said yeah, and he goes,

1587
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:19,439
Speaker 1: don't be such a bitch. I said, by the way,

1588
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 1: there's so much more to that story. There's so much

1589
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:24,960
Speaker 1: fucking more to that story. There's so much more. He

1590
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:26,720
Speaker 1: invited me to because he knew I was down. He

1591
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,760
Speaker 1: invited me to his trailer to do a shot. But

1592
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:31,160
Speaker 1: I thought he says shower. So I thought showed up

1593
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,560
Speaker 1: thinking we were going to shower and I and I

1594
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,960
Speaker 1: was like, I was shirt off. I was like, so

1595
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,800
Speaker 1: are we do together? And he was like he's like huh.

1596
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:41,000
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, of course you do it together. Right,

1597
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:43,120
Speaker 1: of course you do it together. And I was like sweet,

1598
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:45,599
Speaker 1: like okay, and I start walking to the badges. Where

1599
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:46,800
Speaker 1: the fuck are you going? I go to the shower.

1600
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:50,200
Speaker 1: He think there's a lot more to that story, dude,

1601
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:52,640
Speaker 1: his body I said it. I swear to God. I

1602
01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:55,000
Speaker 1: swear to God. I said it to his bodyguards Wall

1603
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:59,200
Speaker 1: and and uh and uh and uh fucking big Papa,

1604
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,360
Speaker 1: I think I say in the right name and Papa

1605
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:05,200
Speaker 1: and Wall big Wall and Papa. And I said, hey, uh,

1606
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:07,880
Speaker 1: boss man invited me in for a shower. And he

1607
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:14,160
Speaker 1: just went uh huh. And I went okay, but haven't

1608
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:15,760
Speaker 1: very I remember saying to him.

1609
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:15,840
Speaker 2: I was.

1610
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:17,800
Speaker 1: And he was like, no, ship, your daughter spokes weed.

1611
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:21,160
Speaker 1: You came over here a shower. I was like, you

1612
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:26,880
Speaker 1: invited me. He's like, no, yes, So it's you probably

1613
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:34,040
Speaker 1: get past that. Nobody else would get down there Orleans rollins.

1614
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:41,599
Speaker 1: You know, I'm dyslexic or Charlie Murphy. Oh oh oh,

1615
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm knotting. No, no, no, no, I'm gonna have to

1616
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,080
Speaker 1: say it. I'm have to say it. And I love

1617
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:49,679
Speaker 1: don Ella death, but without a doubt, Charlie Murphy. Charlie

1618
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:53,280
Speaker 1: Murphy has one of the best. Charlie Murphy gave me

1619
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:55,960
Speaker 1: so much joy when I when I had we had George,

1620
01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:57,800
Speaker 1: I was doing the road, just doing the road for

1621
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:01,839
Speaker 1: as a feature act. And I come home and on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

1622
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:04,680
Speaker 1: I would watch Tough Crowd with con Quinn and and

1623
01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:07,920
Speaker 1: the and the Dave Chappelle Show, the Chappelle Show, I

1624
01:23:07,920 --> 01:23:10,200
Speaker 1: would watch them all. I had them all saved, and

1625
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:12,360
Speaker 1: I sit down and watch those with Georgia sitting. You

1626
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:13,559
Speaker 1: know when you have a baby and you put them,

1627
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:15,080
Speaker 1: you cross your legs, you put them in your lap,

1628
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:19,679
Speaker 1: you have your coffee, and you play them. And Charlie

1629
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:22,439
Speaker 1: Murphy brought me so much joy with the with the

1630
01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:25,160
Speaker 1: just to Charlie Murphy stories. The best story he ever told.

1631
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:27,240
Speaker 1: And this is the one that it is my favorite.

1632
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,960
Speaker 1: Did you ever hear the story about when him he

1633
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,559
Speaker 1: was he was He was telling a story to Snoop

1634
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,160
Speaker 1: on his Snoop Show and he was talking about when

1635
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:37,559
Speaker 1: he got out of the Marines or the what are

1636
01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:40,360
Speaker 1: the Navy? And he came home and he was like

1637
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:42,160
Speaker 1: and he's like, I didn't have any clothes. I just

1638
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:45,840
Speaker 1: had military outfits. So you heard the story. It's the

1639
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:49,519
Speaker 1: best fucking story. And he goes. So my brother Eddie

1640
01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:51,160
Speaker 1: Murphy was like, Hey, we're one of my jackets out

1641
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,040
Speaker 1: to the club tonight. We're going to Club Century, and

1642
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:54,680
Speaker 1: so he put on it. He goes. It was like

1643
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:58,880
Speaker 1: a bus boy jacket, like sparkles and everything, and he walked.

1644
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:02,320
Speaker 1: He goes, I walked into the club and everyone's like, oh, ship,

1645
01:24:02,760 --> 01:24:05,519
Speaker 1: that's Eddie Murphy. That's Eddie Murphy. Yo. Who that dude

1646
01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:07,040
Speaker 1: with him? And they go, I think that's his brother.

1647
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:13,519
Speaker 1: I think he's a magician. That story killed me. I

1648
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:19,120
Speaker 1: remember laughing so fucking hard, and I love you to death.

1649
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:22,680
Speaker 1: On El, I'm going Charlie Murphy, Charlie fucking Murphy.

1650
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:23,040
Speaker 2: A.

1651
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:28,559
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor take a shot. Take a shot,

1652
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:35,160
Speaker 1: take a shot, fucking take a shot. I can't make

1653
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:37,559
Speaker 1: that either. I need more. I'm gonn need more. Wit.

1654
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:40,760
Speaker 1: You know we're good, Okay, Yeah, you know we got

1655
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:42,439
Speaker 1: a ship planning. We've been trying to get you drunk

1656
01:24:42,479 --> 01:24:47,080
Speaker 1: for years. This is this is Can I can I

1657
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:49,200
Speaker 1: start like I'm a really good third mic? Can I

1658
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:50,880
Speaker 1: start texting you guys when you guys bring people on

1659
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:55,560
Speaker 1: down private and then you guys all back private. I

1660
01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:58,680
Speaker 1: was trying to get you on. I mean, remember when

1661
01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:01,160
Speaker 1: you first texted me me. I was like, I was like,

1662
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:03,599
Speaker 1: shut the fuck. I lost my ship. I lost.

1663
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:05,519
Speaker 3: I was trying to get you on the film today

1664
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:09,120
Speaker 3: because they kept saying on vodka, club, soda or tequila,

1665
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:09,719
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yo.

1666
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:13,800
Speaker 1: Yes, I want you you you know me better than

1667
01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:20,080
Speaker 1: my wife? Yes, the next one, Yeah, Chris Rock or

1668
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:32,920
Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence. Hey guys, that's good being here. Yes, m

1669
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:35,640
Speaker 1: Chris Rock is the reason I got in the stand up.

1670
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:41,320
Speaker 1: He's when I saw bring the Pain. I was floored

1671
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:44,600
Speaker 1: at how I've said this. I have not said this.

1672
01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:46,280
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever met Chris Rock. I met

1673
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:49,000
Speaker 1: him one time. Chappelle and Rock are tough to meet,

1674
01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:51,880
Speaker 1: like they're just not I mean, I don't know. You

1675
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:53,639
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta like be a part of their thing.

1676
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:56,200
Speaker 1: To be a part of them, Chappelle wants to. I mean,

1677
01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:58,760
Speaker 1: he's like a great white shark, like he comes through.

1678
01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:02,439
Speaker 1: He was came through one time at the comedy club.

1679
01:26:02,439 --> 01:26:03,760
Speaker 1: I was in Dayton, and he just stepped into the

1680
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:06,400
Speaker 1: green into the I was getting paid and Chappelle walked in,

1681
01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:09,400
Speaker 1: and the parties like, you know, no one's supposed to

1682
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:10,680
Speaker 1: be in the room, and get like and I was like,

1683
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:13,000
Speaker 1: who the And I was like, oh shit, it's to Chappelle,

1684
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:14,880
Speaker 1: it really is. And I swam with great white sharks

1685
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:16,760
Speaker 1: a couple of times out of the cage. When they

1686
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,840
Speaker 1: show up, they move with intention, and they're very confident.

1687
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:22,800
Speaker 1: Great white sharks are very confident. And Dave Chappelle is

1688
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:24,800
Speaker 1: a great white fucking shark. And so is Chris Rock.

1689
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:28,840
Speaker 1: His Uh dude, I fucking love Chris Rock. I give

1690
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:31,000
Speaker 1: you a Chris Rock story real quick. I fucking love

1691
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:33,439
Speaker 1: this ship. Me and Chris.

1692
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,439
Speaker 3: You know, we've been in the same fo for New York.

1693
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:38,360
Speaker 3: But one time I was in l A and I'm

1694
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,720
Speaker 3: in the Soho house and I'm getting money. You know,

1695
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,960
Speaker 3: I'm feeling great about myself. So I just say to

1696
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:45,240
Speaker 3: the waitress, I say, YO, send Chris Rock a bottle.

1697
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:48,679
Speaker 1: I fucking love this ship. No one does his ship anymore.

1698
01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:52,160
Speaker 1: No one does. Here's what's fucking wrong. Here's what's wrong.

1699
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:55,880
Speaker 1: Everyone's so fucking worried about getting lit up on social

1700
01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:58,120
Speaker 1: media being the guy that goes, you know, can't tell

1701
01:26:58,120 --> 01:27:01,559
Speaker 1: you something. I'm sorry, I'm changing something. Private jets. Let's

1702
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:03,800
Speaker 1: talk about private jets. Let's go. So I found private

1703
01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:06,439
Speaker 1: jets a lot, and I always videotape, I always post

1704
01:27:06,479 --> 01:27:08,680
Speaker 1: pictures and someone someone hit me up. They're like, hey, man,

1705
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:12,080
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that. It is not relatable, and I go,

1706
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:14,840
Speaker 1: It's the most relatable thing you could ever do, is

1707
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:16,479
Speaker 1: that I'm on a private jet. What the fuck do

1708
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:18,040
Speaker 1: you think everyone else does when they're on a fucking

1709
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:20,280
Speaker 1: private jet? Private jet?

1710
01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:23,439
Speaker 2: Wait? When when the fact that you're hype about it,

1711
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:27,880
Speaker 2: when hiding your money become relatable? Unrelatable?

1712
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:35,679
Speaker 1: You get money, you buy a fucking roll, assure. Yeah,

1713
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:40,200
Speaker 1: you have pro bottles and champions, you do big dog ship.

1714
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:45,519
Speaker 1: That's what the fuck is fun about getting money, hardet money.

1715
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:54,280
Speaker 1: If you don't get your goddamn fuck those guys, those guys,

1716
01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:57,640
Speaker 1: I don't only hear that ship. We're drinking fucking this,

1717
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:03,040
Speaker 1: we're drinking ski. Damn it getting fucking that's cat. That's

1718
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:06,519
Speaker 1: the thing. That's such a fucking thing. What a white

1719
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:08,639
Speaker 1: man on there that I'm pretty sure I was racist?

1720
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:15,920
Speaker 1: My hand hands down, I need help help. I spent

1721
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:19,400
Speaker 1: Tivy ben Wik on my eyes. It feels so good,

1722
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:24,360
Speaker 1: it feels so good, My god, it feels like sometime.

1723
01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:35,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what I'm so sorry. Look the man,

1724
01:28:35,760 --> 01:28:38,320
Speaker 1: look at him. I'm like, yo, you know, I spent

1725
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:41,680
Speaker 1: h me been wiggled in my eyes. Now him one

1726
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:44,080
Speaker 1: look at him on the bottom. I'm like, I'm not

1727
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:49,639
Speaker 1: sure I got will you be there? But it wouldn't

1728
01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:52,800
Speaker 1: be as I wanted to be. But it's a story

1729
01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:56,280
Speaker 1: with Chris Rocks and pull up. That's over the fact

1730
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:59,280
Speaker 1: that happy man wiggle was probably a race. Let's see him,

1731
01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:02,519
Speaker 1: let's see it. Look, I'm going to bring the camera

1732
01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:09,559
Speaker 1: in my eyes, bring the god. Either here's a racist

1733
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:13,800
Speaker 1: or the best Dennis in Alabama. Okay, so let me

1734
01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:16,400
Speaker 1: tell you. So Hey, Pappy van Winkle, here we go,

1735
01:29:16,479 --> 01:29:20,000
Speaker 1: Pappy wan Winkle, where's my camera? Uh huh, Pappy wan Winkle,

1736
01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:24,800
Speaker 1: If you stand against racism, yeah, send one bottle of

1737
01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:27,560
Speaker 1: twenty three year old whiskey for every episode they do,

1738
01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:33,120
Speaker 1: because stand with us an alliance. That's right, Black Lives matters, okay, right,

1739
01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:39,080
Speaker 1: and then just checking Patty van Winkle. Everyone hit up

1740
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:41,880
Speaker 1: Pappy van Winkle and let them know we're big fans.

1741
01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:44,519
Speaker 1: And I bet you're big fans of drink Champs, so

1742
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:48,000
Speaker 1: please start sending these bottles and we'll drink it every

1743
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:52,439
Speaker 1: episode and you'll have and hey, listen, we love you,

1744
01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:59,920
Speaker 1: Pappy van Bitch. Okay, okay. So so, so I'm asked

1745
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:03,160
Speaker 1: whole house. Chris rockets all the way over there. I

1746
01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:06,160
Speaker 1: tell the waitress go send him a bottle. Chris Rock

1747
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:07,040
Speaker 1: thinks this is funny.

1748
01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:10,639
Speaker 3: Chris Rock goes and says, all right, cool, He's gonna

1749
01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:12,800
Speaker 3: walk over there. But he tells the waitress don't send

1750
01:30:12,880 --> 01:30:15,040
Speaker 3: him the bottle. Don't send him the bottle till after

1751
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,160
Speaker 3: I take the picture of Nori.

1752
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:18,200
Speaker 1: So he walks over. I walk off and said, Chris Man,

1753
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:19,160
Speaker 1: how you doing? I get to see you?

1754
01:30:19,479 --> 01:30:19,519
Speaker 2: Like?

1755
01:30:19,560 --> 01:30:21,200
Speaker 1: If can I take a picture? He goes, no problem,

1756
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:23,160
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know, sohlo house, you

1757
01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:24,880
Speaker 1: can't take the picture in the main room. You have

1758
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:27,200
Speaker 1: to go on to the balconies. And they let women

1759
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:30,719
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah. Yeah. So we went on the balcony.

1760
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:34,640
Speaker 1: I take the picture and then I come back and

1761
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:39,040
Speaker 1: the waitress brings me the bill. So I'm looking this

1762
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:44,880
Speaker 1: sh was eighty five thousand dollars. I look and then

1763
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,280
Speaker 1: as soon as I look up Chris, I was like

1764
01:30:50,439 --> 01:30:56,439
Speaker 1: it was a joke, cars on foul. So I'm like,

1765
01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:59,679
Speaker 1: wait a minute. Chris Rock is older, eighty first person

1766
01:31:00,160 --> 01:31:02,799
Speaker 1: him know there's a bottle that exists eighty five thousand

1767
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:05,280
Speaker 1: dollars and they send it to me. You told him

1768
01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:08,080
Speaker 1: to get whatever he wanted, right, say whatever you know.

1769
01:31:08,120 --> 01:31:09,599
Speaker 1: At the time, I'm thinking I'm getting money.

1770
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:12,840
Speaker 3: Then I hadn't realized Wait a minute, you ain't just

1771
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,479
Speaker 3: eighty five thousand, but no reason.

1772
01:31:14,680 --> 01:31:21,000
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, moving on next one. I'm getting I'm

1773
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,000
Speaker 1: sweating thinking about it. I'm sweating thinking about right now.

1774
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:26,400
Speaker 1: I hate sushi with Raffie May. One time we had

1775
01:31:26,479 --> 01:31:30,760
Speaker 1: a dolphin legit I love. Everyone's like, wait, you can

1776
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:35,479
Speaker 1: eat dolphins. The fish guys, Ralphie May. Look in Miami.

1777
01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:37,479
Speaker 1: You can't say eating a dolphin. They're like you eating

1778
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:42,000
Speaker 1: my team. Oh yeah, oh that's right, No man, All right,

1779
01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:45,120
Speaker 1: George Carlon and Robin Williams. Robin Williams, without a doubt,

1780
01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:47,240
Speaker 1: it's very racist. He was fucking it was it was

1781
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:51,600
Speaker 1: Rob w. And they're both geniuses, both geniuses. It's what

1782
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:54,439
Speaker 1: you connected with. I like the frenetic energy that Robin had.

1783
01:31:54,520 --> 01:31:56,920
Speaker 1: I love his career as an actor. He's an amazing

1784
01:31:56,920 --> 01:32:00,400
Speaker 1: act George Collin I met him walking down the street.

1785
01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:01,120
Speaker 2: I was.

1786
01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:02,920
Speaker 1: I used to bark at the Boston Comedy Club at

1787
01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:05,120
Speaker 1: the door and the Boys and Comic Club is in

1788
01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:06,599
Speaker 1: New York. It was in New York, is on West

1789
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:09,559
Speaker 1: Third and between Thompson and we allowed a Boston name.

1790
01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:13,240
Speaker 1: I know, right. That was one of the hardest I've

1791
01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:16,760
Speaker 1: ever laughed. Puerto Rican couple comes up to the door. Now,

1792
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:19,679
Speaker 1: mind you, I'm from Florida, so like I'm a little

1793
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:24,240
Speaker 1: bit oblivious to like New York and uh, the Puerto

1794
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:26,439
Speaker 1: Rican couple comes up the door and they go, Hey,

1795
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:28,880
Speaker 1: what's going on side tonight? And I go, it's a

1796
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:31,599
Speaker 1: comedy show. It's really fun, but I don't think it's

1797
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:34,639
Speaker 1: right for you guys. And they said really, And I said, well, yeah,

1798
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:38,479
Speaker 1: she's pregnant. And the guy goes and the best Puerto

1799
01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:44,000
Speaker 1: Rican reaction and I go, is she not pregnant? And

1800
01:32:44,120 --> 01:32:48,240
Speaker 1: he goes, Oh, this is gonna be fun. She lit

1801
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:51,160
Speaker 1: me up. She was not pregnant, and she lit me up.

1802
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:53,200
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. Like those are those moments in New

1803
01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:58,400
Speaker 1: York We're like fuck number yeah, yeah, funk that bad?

1804
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:01,760
Speaker 1: You got it? Uh No, I don't know what these

1805
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:03,599
Speaker 1: people are. Bobby wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

1806
01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:09,360
Speaker 1: wait Bobby Lee or t V is the THEO THEO? Okay,

1807
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:15,519
Speaker 1: uh after the Bobby Lee, I felt the uh I'm

1808
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:17,640
Speaker 1: gonna drink. He was on m t V right and

1809
01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:21,880
Speaker 1: road rules, a real world road rules. He's he's he's

1810
01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:28,160
Speaker 1: fucking no. I've he's a fun He's like yeah, by

1811
01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:30,679
Speaker 1: my own I think he is funny as ship. Look,

1812
01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:34,599
Speaker 1: Bobby is like podcast gold. If Bobby dranks still, I'm

1813
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:36,960
Speaker 1: telling you, Bobby, you could bring Bobby here and not drinking.

1814
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:41,439
Speaker 1: Bobby crazy. But THEO no, nope, nope, You're allowed to

1815
01:33:41,479 --> 01:33:46,160
Speaker 1: You're allowed to get I apologize. But THEO is, uh

1816
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:49,960
Speaker 1: is man, he has all of my algorithm. He is

1817
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:54,599
Speaker 1: the funniest dude. He's really bizarre. He's really he's fucking

1818
01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:56,800
Speaker 1: just brilliant. Man. I love that. I've seen some of

1819
01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:59,759
Speaker 1: his ship. He's so funny. But was he doing comedy

1820
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:01,960
Speaker 1: back then with the No No, I think it was

1821
01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:04,080
Speaker 1: like a reinvention of himself. No. I think he started

1822
01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:06,799
Speaker 1: like right after doing road Rules. I don't I shouldn't

1823
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:08,240
Speaker 1: speak at all to it. I don't know any of it.

1824
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:10,479
Speaker 1: But I think he started doing after that, like right

1825
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:12,880
Speaker 1: after that. But he is. I'm telling you, man, he's

1826
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:14,800
Speaker 1: one of the best comments in the game. He's got

1827
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:17,559
Speaker 1: a huge tour right now. Everyone's got to, dude, shout

1828
01:34:17,600 --> 01:34:20,400
Speaker 1: out the fucking Rogan. Everyone's got big tours right now.

1829
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:26,240
Speaker 1: Killed Rogan. No podcasts on that list, I'm telling you

1830
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:30,360
Speaker 1: right now, it's Joe Rogan. Whatever. Joe Rogan on here too. Yeah, dude,

1831
01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:33,080
Speaker 1: And we need to go to his joint in Austin. Yeah,

1832
01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:35,280
Speaker 1: we gotta get invited. You know how fun that would

1833
01:34:35,320 --> 01:34:42,960
Speaker 1: be a couple of times. Be a serious. Yeah, let

1834
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:45,200
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Let me tell you who I am.

1835
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:48,040
Speaker 1: If my next door neighbor had a party and didn't

1836
01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:50,320
Speaker 1: remind me, I won't go. I'm that guy. You have

1837
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:53,240
Speaker 1: to you have to. I have to feel special. I'm

1838
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:55,760
Speaker 1: a special person. Yeah. I was in resource room and

1839
01:34:55,840 --> 01:35:01,280
Speaker 1: special education and dyslexic. I yeah, I know, I know.

1840
01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:05,479
Speaker 1: Yeah that's my homie. I told you, I know. She

1841
01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:08,120
Speaker 1: said to me. She goes, hey outlawed adoption in Mississippi.

1842
01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:13,559
Speaker 1: I go, that says abortion. She goes, they wont orphans. Yeah,

1843
01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:17,559
Speaker 1: she's ye hardcore. Okay, So nas or Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls,

1844
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:20,360
Speaker 1: I gotta be I gotta be honest with you. Okay. So,

1845
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:23,760
Speaker 1: like this is not gonna sound really great, but like

1846
01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:28,719
Speaker 1: Biggie was super accessible to all of us in college,

1847
01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:34,080
Speaker 1: Like it was just super accessible. We got it. His

1848
01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:38,760
Speaker 1: first album I'm not speaking for all frat boy white dudes,

1849
01:35:39,120 --> 01:35:40,880
Speaker 1: but was like not the one we got, but when

1850
01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:44,000
Speaker 1: Puffy collaborated with him, and like really that next one

1851
01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:47,840
Speaker 1: that happened in like Biggie Puppies and both yeah no, no, no,

1852
01:35:47,920 --> 01:35:49,640
Speaker 1: no no. But the second one when he really was

1853
01:35:49,960 --> 01:35:53,920
Speaker 1: you can really feel the sprinkle of him of like like,

1854
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:59,040
Speaker 1: uh it, man, Biggie was like next level for us.

1855
01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:01,920
Speaker 1: I didn't discover NOAs until later. You remember he did

1856
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:03,880
Speaker 1: like a documentary that maybe he did like a thing

1857
01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:07,040
Speaker 1: on uh this guy. I'm so sorry, NOAs I'm saying

1858
01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:09,280
Speaker 1: it the only way I can explain it. He did

1859
01:36:09,360 --> 01:36:13,160
Speaker 1: a like a Life Through sixty thing with MTV and

1860
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:14,600
Speaker 1: he was on tour bus and he wasn't wearing a

1861
01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:16,559
Speaker 1: shirt a lot of the time. MM, it's the only

1862
01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:18,800
Speaker 1: way I remember it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is where

1863
01:36:18,800 --> 01:36:20,560
Speaker 1: you got your idea to take up. No no, no,

1864
01:36:21,040 --> 01:36:27,519
Speaker 1: no no, It's all about the idea. But like, like

1865
01:36:27,720 --> 01:36:30,760
Speaker 1: I didn't discover nos until much later. And I'm and

1866
01:36:31,240 --> 01:36:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm being honest in that Biggie was just accessible, Like

1867
01:36:34,720 --> 01:36:38,320
Speaker 1: it was more I don't know, and I don't know, honestly,

1868
01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:39,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was because of the Tupac shit.

1869
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:44,120
Speaker 1: Tupac was the entry. He was the gateway drug. Tupac

1870
01:36:44,320 --> 01:36:47,080
Speaker 1: was the gateway drug for like us in college. And

1871
01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:49,160
Speaker 1: then I mean we came to late to the game

1872
01:36:49,200 --> 01:36:51,200
Speaker 1: to snoop. He came late to the game to dre

1873
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:53,479
Speaker 1: was like, it's amazing if you did, Like, I would

1874
01:36:53,520 --> 01:36:55,519
Speaker 1: love to see a documentary about how like white people

1875
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:58,920
Speaker 1: found hip hop, because like the Chronic was, like I

1876
01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:02,519
Speaker 1: remember the Chronic came out. Everyone's like nw A was

1877
01:37:02,560 --> 01:37:05,960
Speaker 1: the game was a game change. Nw A was a

1878
01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:09,640
Speaker 1: breaking away and all that. But dude, and so in

1879
01:37:09,720 --> 01:37:12,160
Speaker 1: a weird way we all love those dudes because like

1880
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:16,160
Speaker 1: what was a ice cube had a separate group, the

1881
01:37:16,280 --> 01:37:19,439
Speaker 1: lynch Mobs, the Linz Mob. I mean we followed because

1882
01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:22,479
Speaker 1: you ended up signing up for these guys. It's all

1883
01:37:22,520 --> 01:37:25,120
Speaker 1: about fandom. The way fandom works. I had someone explain

1884
01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:27,040
Speaker 1: this to me. I know I'm really saying this again,

1885
01:37:27,280 --> 01:37:28,880
Speaker 1: but the way fandom works is. I had a guy

1886
01:37:28,880 --> 01:37:31,120
Speaker 1: who was in Fort Lauderdale doing a show. And a

1887
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:36,160
Speaker 1: guy's like a white dude, redneck, shirtless, not that not

1888
01:37:36,240 --> 01:37:38,720
Speaker 1: that big of a guy, kind of drunk, doesn't look

1889
01:37:38,760 --> 01:37:40,800
Speaker 1: like like a winner, like, and he just goes, hey, man,

1890
01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:43,040
Speaker 1: I need to explain to you. I'm a fan. And

1891
01:37:43,120 --> 01:37:45,600
Speaker 1: I went okay, like going like, let's just get through this,

1892
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:47,200
Speaker 1: and he goes, no, no, I need you to pay attention.

1893
01:37:47,720 --> 01:37:49,519
Speaker 1: He goes, I don't have much in my life, but

1894
01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:51,840
Speaker 1: I got you. I don't I'm not a sports I'm

1895
01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:54,120
Speaker 1: not an athlete, but I got you. I follow you.

1896
01:37:54,760 --> 01:37:57,000
Speaker 1: I love you, man, and I love when you succeed.

1897
01:37:57,080 --> 01:37:59,920
Speaker 1: When you succeed, it feels like I succeeded because now

1898
01:38:00,120 --> 01:38:02,599
Speaker 1: I feel like I made the right decision. I picked

1899
01:38:02,600 --> 01:38:04,760
Speaker 1: the right guy. I love when I introduce you to

1900
01:38:04,840 --> 01:38:07,160
Speaker 1: people and then they go, oh, I love that guy,

1901
01:38:07,520 --> 01:38:10,040
Speaker 1: so dude, keep killing it is I'll always be a fan.

1902
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:15,160
Speaker 1: That's how it is with hip hop is like when

1903
01:38:15,840 --> 01:38:17,880
Speaker 1: being a fan, just being a fan in general, is

1904
01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:20,599
Speaker 1: you discover someone like Nwa, right, and then you fall

1905
01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:22,800
Speaker 1: in love with all those dudes and then you you go,

1906
01:38:23,080 --> 01:38:25,360
Speaker 1: these are my guys. These are my guys. They're set

1907
01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:27,280
Speaker 1: up to me my guys for the rest of my life. Dude,

1908
01:38:27,479 --> 01:38:31,920
Speaker 1: ice Cube's been my guy forever. I watched his movies

1909
01:38:32,040 --> 01:38:35,879
Speaker 1: like ice Cube when they introduced Snoop to me, I go, Snoops,

1910
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:39,240
Speaker 1: my guy. Eminem's my guy. Like that's how fandom works,

1911
01:38:39,439 --> 01:38:42,719
Speaker 1: is like I trust my guys to give me good guys,

1912
01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:46,719
Speaker 1: and I will say this wholeheartedly. Joe Rogan has shared

1913
01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:53,120
Speaker 1: that privilege with us beyond measure, Like Joe Rogan his

1914
01:38:53,360 --> 01:38:57,679
Speaker 1: guys do we're all doing arenas. We're all doing theaters

1915
01:38:57,720 --> 01:38:59,800
Speaker 1: and arenas. And if you're not doing arenas in theaters,

1916
01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:04,200
Speaker 1: you're selling out clubs clean like that that cool ship,

1917
01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:06,720
Speaker 1: you know, And I know it's sometimes in hip hop,

1918
01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:08,920
Speaker 1: it's not always done. I know I've heard stories of

1919
01:39:09,040 --> 01:39:11,160
Speaker 1: like people signing people to deal so they can hide

1920
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:12,920
Speaker 1: the record, and because they wanted their record to come out.

1921
01:39:13,040 --> 01:39:16,280
Speaker 1: But like that cool ship that never gets forgotten, I

1922
01:39:16,439 --> 01:39:23,040
Speaker 1: ever ever got the next one? Oh? I got this one. McCallen,

1923
01:39:23,160 --> 01:39:30,920
Speaker 1: ohbikie McCallen. Yeah no, but which McCallum twenty one? Yeah no,

1924
01:39:31,479 --> 01:39:34,360
Speaker 1: so we did. I came late to Scott so I'm

1925
01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:36,400
Speaker 1: a big fan and I would love for you guys

1926
01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:38,799
Speaker 1: to celebrate with me next year, And if you're interested,

1927
01:39:39,240 --> 01:39:42,160
Speaker 1: I can make it happen. What so I do? I

1928
01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:45,760
Speaker 1: celebrate Winston Churchhill's the day died every year. And that's

1929
01:39:45,800 --> 01:39:46,559
Speaker 1: the cigarette guy.

1930
01:39:46,840 --> 01:39:52,000
Speaker 2: No man, it was the love priman the UK England

1931
01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:52,960
Speaker 2: during World War.

1932
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:55,639
Speaker 1: I wis to Salem. That's not the same same guy.

1933
01:39:56,600 --> 01:39:59,880
Speaker 1: I apologize. I love you, I love you, I love

1934
01:39:59,880 --> 01:40:04,240
Speaker 1: you so much. I love you so much. I loved

1935
01:40:04,280 --> 01:40:06,840
Speaker 1: your honesty in that moment, I really thought it was

1936
01:40:06,840 --> 01:40:09,280
Speaker 1: the Wits. Why do you celebrate his birthday? Would so?

1937
01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:12,360
Speaker 1: Winston Churchill did like a gangster. Every morning he woke

1938
01:40:12,439 --> 01:40:15,760
Speaker 1: up and he had a soft scotch every morning. Every morning,

1939
01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:17,920
Speaker 1: every morning had a soft scotch. In my hero had

1940
01:40:17,960 --> 01:40:21,960
Speaker 1: a cigar, a cup of coffee, a glass of orange juice,

1941
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:25,840
Speaker 1: two eggs over easy, uh, or two eggs Sunday side up, bacon,

1942
01:40:25,960 --> 01:40:29,320
Speaker 1: ham jam toast, and he might have a second scotch.

1943
01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:31,320
Speaker 1: Then he get into his bathtub for three hours and

1944
01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:33,439
Speaker 1: he drinks champagne, and then he would go on to

1945
01:40:33,520 --> 01:40:35,960
Speaker 1: run the country, and at lunch he'd have another bottle

1946
01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:39,839
Speaker 1: of champagne, and at dinner he started drinking scotch and whiskey,

1947
01:40:40,439 --> 01:40:42,679
Speaker 1: and he would go to sleep with a nice brandy

1948
01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:45,040
Speaker 1: at the end of the night every fucking day. So

1949
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:49,160
Speaker 1: I so I talked about that's his spirit animals. Let

1950
01:40:49,200 --> 01:40:50,720
Speaker 1: me tell you something. So me and Bill Bert we

1951
01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:54,080
Speaker 1: had a podcast called Bill Burt Fucking Funnest fucking Podcast,

1952
01:40:54,720 --> 01:40:57,720
Speaker 1: and I probably talked about his daily program, and I said,

1953
01:40:57,720 --> 01:40:59,880
Speaker 1: I'm doing it this year. I'm gonna do his full

1954
01:41:00,080 --> 01:41:02,720
Speaker 1: day on the day he died. I'm gonna celebrate him.

1955
01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:04,759
Speaker 1: And I did it. And you can find them online.

1956
01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:07,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure your producers can find them. Dude. You got

1957
01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:09,400
Speaker 1: the one that my wife tipped for me, and then

1958
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:12,400
Speaker 1: the one I just did in Amsterdam. But you celebrate

1959
01:41:12,439 --> 01:41:15,040
Speaker 1: Winston Churchill day living the way he lived his life.

1960
01:41:15,280 --> 01:41:18,559
Speaker 1: Wake up with a scotch saft scotch. So what does scotch?

1961
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:23,240
Speaker 1: Saft Scotch? Is Scotch with soda, water and ice. It's nice,

1962
01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:25,160
Speaker 1: it's it's tastes like what I'm eating with the room.

1963
01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:27,640
Speaker 1: It's a little vanilla in your mouth. It's nice and

1964
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:35,960
Speaker 1: it's slowly. Yeah, shout out to M and M. Were

1965
01:41:35,960 --> 01:41:43,720
Speaker 1: we supposed to drink? Did you ever go to his?

1966
01:41:43,960 --> 01:41:44,200
Speaker 1: The bar?

1967
01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:47,080
Speaker 2: The Churchill Bar, the pub Little Haiti was like a

1968
01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:49,200
Speaker 2: historical spotitude they took the tour down.

1969
01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:51,639
Speaker 1: There's a few, there's a few historical figures that I'm

1970
01:41:51,680 --> 01:41:55,240
Speaker 1: obsessed with. Uh Winston Churchill is one of them. Which, sir,

1971
01:41:55,880 --> 01:41:59,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look this up. Okay radio podcasts, podcast okay

1972
01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:02,800
Speaker 1: podcast podcasts, podcasts, look at this, Look at this, this

1973
01:42:04,479 --> 01:42:06,559
Speaker 1: this would have I could be shitty and I can

1974
01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:12,320
Speaker 1: be honest. It's not this, you know, I mean, you know,

1975
01:42:12,720 --> 01:42:14,639
Speaker 1: it's not this. I mean, like, I love those guys.

1976
01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:17,120
Speaker 1: Those are our guys. They're all our guys that always

1977
01:42:17,160 --> 01:42:20,120
Speaker 1: put us over for the longest time. But I think

1978
01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:22,960
Speaker 1: they wish it was this. Is this, It's fucking this

1979
01:42:23,200 --> 01:42:26,080
Speaker 1: because radiom guys, they can't really curse. They can't really,

1980
01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:30,360
Speaker 1: but podcasts we you imagine, but even even like if

1981
01:42:30,400 --> 01:42:32,800
Speaker 1: you guys set up in the radio world, your brain

1982
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,639
Speaker 1: would have changed and you would have done different things,

1983
01:42:34,720 --> 01:42:36,720
Speaker 1: and you would have said, it's part of the core

1984
01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:39,720
Speaker 1: corporate space. Yeah, yeah, this is your thing. It's why

1985
01:42:39,760 --> 01:42:42,360
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. You know. It's crazy. And they tried to

1986
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:44,200
Speaker 1: get us to go to iHeart Studios at one point.

1987
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:45,840
Speaker 1: I don't know you remember, but when we went to

1988
01:42:45,920 --> 01:42:48,920
Speaker 1: CBS studios, right, and we were signed to CBS at

1989
01:42:48,920 --> 01:42:51,280
Speaker 1: one point in the beginning. Again, we look and we

1990
01:42:51,439 --> 01:42:53,720
Speaker 1: went and this is this is crazy. This is the

1991
01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:56,000
Speaker 1: reason why we never went back. Well, I don't know,

1992
01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:59,479
Speaker 1: not to record there. Yeah, So what happened was we

1993
01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:02,519
Speaker 1: would breaking up the weed. We're breaking up the We

1994
01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:04,040
Speaker 1: never smoked in it. I don't know if you remember.

1995
01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:06,920
Speaker 1: We smoked on the balcony, were drinking, were drinking. He

1996
01:43:07,040 --> 01:43:07,439
Speaker 1: was drinking.

1997
01:43:07,840 --> 01:43:10,880
Speaker 3: And I remember after we used the studio, the white

1998
01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:13,320
Speaker 3: guy send me an email that Elliott Wilson sent to him.

1999
01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:15,000
Speaker 1: It was like, is this is how it's going to be.

2000
01:43:15,240 --> 01:43:17,439
Speaker 3: These guys are going to be here drinking and smoking

2001
01:43:17,760 --> 01:43:19,880
Speaker 3: all that, because I mean, we spilled alcohol.

2002
01:43:20,479 --> 01:43:23,040
Speaker 1: So the whole studio smoked. We are a little disrespective,

2003
01:43:23,160 --> 01:43:25,720
Speaker 1: were a little dispre but I remember that I said, nah,

2004
01:43:25,760 --> 01:43:28,400
Speaker 1: let's go get our own ship. This is let's do it,

2005
01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:30,720
Speaker 1: let's do it this way. But okay, come on, let's

2006
01:43:30,720 --> 01:43:36,519
Speaker 1: go on, because I got, I got come the next one. XX.

2007
01:43:37,680 --> 01:43:41,800
Speaker 1: You didn't. You didn't? Okay? That fox me up. That

2008
01:43:41,920 --> 01:43:46,200
Speaker 1: fucks me up. Definite shots shot, definite shot, cool, definite shot.

2009
01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:52,000
Speaker 1: Have you got to be either? No? No, I never

2010
01:43:52,080 --> 01:43:55,519
Speaker 1: met tubacins. I met DMX. What's my friend? DMX was

2011
01:43:55,840 --> 01:43:58,800
Speaker 1: fucking He was so good to tell stories. Oh he's

2012
01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:01,000
Speaker 1: a legend. You hear him, very him on Breakfast Club

2013
01:44:01,120 --> 01:44:06,080
Speaker 1: talk about he talked about pulling that Asian dude over.

2014
01:44:06,800 --> 01:44:12,240
Speaker 1: Oh the FBI. Yeah, oh yeah, dude dude driving Matt

2015
01:44:12,320 --> 01:44:15,040
Speaker 1: slow pulled him over and they're like, huh, I hit

2016
01:44:15,120 --> 01:44:18,559
Speaker 1: him up. I let him up and he's not respecting

2017
01:44:18,560 --> 01:44:20,720
Speaker 1: my authority and like dj MB's like, but wait, you're

2018
01:44:20,720 --> 01:44:24,280
Speaker 1: not a cop, right, But he didn't know that. I

2019
01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:27,640
Speaker 1: remember at one point j jamb says, are you do

2020
01:44:27,760 --> 01:44:32,120
Speaker 1: you so? Do you still drive? He goes yeah, and

2021
01:44:32,160 --> 01:44:33,519
Speaker 1: the like do you have a license. He's like, no,

2022
01:44:33,760 --> 01:44:35,840
Speaker 1: catch me if you can listen. All right. By the way,

2023
01:44:35,920 --> 01:44:39,200
Speaker 1: let me just tell you something. We did the podcast.

2024
01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:41,560
Speaker 3: We go to the show after we did this is

2025
01:44:41,560 --> 01:44:42,439
Speaker 3: the first time he did it.

2026
01:44:42,600 --> 01:44:44,120
Speaker 2: I was about to say, we could do a documentary

2027
01:44:44,160 --> 01:44:45,480
Speaker 2: off for the first DMX.

2028
01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:51,479
Speaker 1: DMX, So DMX, it could be a documentary. Yeah, he's

2029
01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:53,280
Speaker 1: in the in the white beater and he's just going

2030
01:44:53,360 --> 01:44:56,040
Speaker 1: off to listen. What is it? The fandom is the Ghost, right,

2031
01:44:56,479 --> 01:44:59,120
Speaker 1: He's in the Ghost. So he's like, yo, Norway has

2032
01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:01,360
Speaker 1: to ride with me. So I'm like, all right, cool,

2033
01:45:02,080 --> 01:45:04,960
Speaker 1: I get in the front of see DMX. By the way,

2034
01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:07,360
Speaker 1: I'm being honest with you, it's my man. I love him.

2035
01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:12,160
Speaker 3: Probably the worst driver ever in history because he does

2036
01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:12,599
Speaker 3: not care.

2037
01:45:15,560 --> 01:45:19,920
Speaker 5: I can drive now I have I have improved, sir, license.

2038
01:45:20,320 --> 01:45:23,840
Speaker 5: I really did have improved. I got a life of

2039
01:45:23,920 --> 01:45:27,120
Speaker 5: license strict and let's be honest.

2040
01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:30,400
Speaker 1: But d m X, I kid you not. This has

2041
01:45:30,479 --> 01:45:34,120
Speaker 1: been numerous amount of times he does not respect a

2042
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:34,719
Speaker 1: red light.

2043
01:45:36,600 --> 01:45:39,400
Speaker 3: Or I stop signed. So I'm sitting there literally like

2044
01:45:40,160 --> 01:45:43,640
Speaker 3: I'm so drunk that I can't really be like. He's like,

2045
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:46,840
Speaker 3: you're good, right, I'm like in my mind, I'm like,

2046
01:45:46,880 --> 01:45:47,679
Speaker 3: can you pull over?

2047
01:45:49,240 --> 01:45:51,160
Speaker 1: Get out of the car. But d MS he he

2048
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:53,599
Speaker 1: he was. He was a dead devil to that man.

2049
01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:58,040
Speaker 1: He was. It's uh, you got the mee DMX. You said, no, no, no, no,

2050
01:45:58,200 --> 01:46:01,080
Speaker 1: I never got to meet anyone the h d m

2051
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:04,880
Speaker 1: X Tupac. I mean, I meane Tupacs. Yeah, I shouldn't talk.

2052
01:46:04,920 --> 01:46:06,600
Speaker 1: You keep going no, no, no, come on, they're the

2053
01:46:07,000 --> 01:46:11,160
Speaker 1: best man you met, No Tupac. I never met Tupacs.

2054
01:46:11,200 --> 01:46:15,480
Speaker 1: I once was outside the club that uh fucking who oppo?

2055
01:46:15,640 --> 01:46:18,800
Speaker 1: You know, sure, I think they shot up excuse me

2056
01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:23,240
Speaker 1: what they were down with Tupac? They did'gether? Yeah, I know,

2057
01:46:23,320 --> 01:46:26,479
Speaker 1: I know. I was outside the club, was in that

2058
01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:33,720
Speaker 1: they shot up? That was yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

2059
01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:36,400
Speaker 3: Jim, this is this is a very racist questions about

2060
01:46:36,439 --> 01:46:39,840
Speaker 3: the Dominicans in Colombia's over there. But Jerry, Jim Carrey

2061
01:46:39,960 --> 01:46:40,879
Speaker 3: or Jerry Sonfeld.

2062
01:46:43,160 --> 01:46:48,519
Speaker 1: Wow, I did not expect this. Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, yeah, yeah,

2063
01:46:48,600 --> 01:46:51,960
Speaker 1: his his Uh. Jerry Seinfeld killed the Sitkong game like

2064
01:46:52,040 --> 01:46:53,800
Speaker 1: I mean, no one will ever do. Did you ever

2065
01:46:53,880 --> 01:46:58,479
Speaker 1: realize that Jerry Seinfeld is a whore. It's a whore.

2066
01:46:59,360 --> 01:47:02,120
Speaker 1: He had a girl friend, a different girlfriend every episode

2067
01:47:03,280 --> 01:47:07,640
Speaker 1: on the show, so did Elaine. Elaine never dated the

2068
01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:10,439
Speaker 1: same but they were horse and it went over our head.

2069
01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:13,479
Speaker 1: It just flew by right by. Yeah, they were straight

2070
01:47:13,560 --> 01:47:17,720
Speaker 1: up a dirty horse. They were dirty. Yeah, I mean,

2071
01:47:18,040 --> 01:47:29,080
Speaker 1: and they're not. They never once referenced condoms, those characters.

2072
01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:39,160
Speaker 1: I'm there, don't listen. I swear I'm not taking a shop,

2073
01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:42,080
Speaker 1: raise a shot raise.

2074
01:47:43,240 --> 01:47:46,240
Speaker 3: I recently looked at it and I was like, I said, Okay,

2075
01:47:46,720 --> 01:47:50,320
Speaker 3: Elaine has a boyfriend this episode, and then next episode

2076
01:47:50,560 --> 01:47:53,800
Speaker 3: has a different boyfriend. And by the way, by the way,

2077
01:47:53,880 --> 01:47:57,600
Speaker 3: this is go watch it yourself. Because her and Seinfeld

2078
01:47:57,720 --> 01:48:01,960
Speaker 3: dated each other. Yes, yeah, so they so they it's

2079
01:48:02,040 --> 01:48:05,400
Speaker 3: still like a little bit of jealousy. So he always acts,

2080
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:06,519
Speaker 3: did you sleep.

2081
01:48:06,320 --> 01:48:08,800
Speaker 1: With the guy yet? And she always be like she

2082
01:48:09,040 --> 01:48:13,240
Speaker 1: was talking about using the sponge. The sponge, the sponge

2083
01:48:13,640 --> 01:48:16,479
Speaker 1: that's fur control. That means you blow loads and so much.

2084
01:48:17,240 --> 01:48:19,840
Speaker 1: You ever following the sponge? Listen, listen, by the way,

2085
01:48:19,880 --> 01:48:21,800
Speaker 1: do you remember that? Do you remember fuck Me with

2086
01:48:21,840 --> 01:48:25,040
Speaker 1: the Smiles? Never you remember that episode? Listen, but you

2087
01:48:25,120 --> 01:48:34,320
Speaker 1: can't listen. This is motherfuckings like this listen with spies terrible.

2088
01:48:34,800 --> 01:48:38,960
Speaker 1: We're like, what the like? But listen, listen, you had

2089
01:48:39,000 --> 01:48:42,040
Speaker 1: to run it on this listen. This is how much

2090
01:48:42,120 --> 01:48:45,639
Speaker 1: Elaine was getting it in. She goes to buy the sponge.

2091
01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:48,160
Speaker 1: The guy goes, The guy goes, how many you want?

2092
01:48:48,200 --> 01:48:50,720
Speaker 1: You want six? She goes, give me twelve, and the

2093
01:48:50,880 --> 01:48:52,639
Speaker 1: guy goes, okay, I'm gonna give you twelve. He goes

2094
01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:54,719
Speaker 1: give me twenty, and then she goes and he goes,

2095
01:48:55,160 --> 01:48:57,960
Speaker 1: well you wont twenty, and she goes, give me thirty.

2096
01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:00,599
Speaker 1: And then he goes, you want the already. She goes,

2097
01:49:00,960 --> 01:49:03,439
Speaker 1: how much is the whole thing? He goes sixty. She goes,

2098
01:49:03,560 --> 01:49:06,920
Speaker 1: give me the whole thing. That is the slor If

2099
01:49:07,000 --> 01:49:11,280
Speaker 1: I've never the sponge, sorry, she was living a life. Man.

2100
01:49:11,680 --> 01:49:14,439
Speaker 1: I thought about fucking with the sponge in a long time. Yeah.

2101
01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:16,400
Speaker 1: I don't really know what a sponge is. They got

2102
01:49:16,479 --> 01:49:19,040
Speaker 1: rid of them, right. Is it called a sponge? Though?

2103
01:49:19,240 --> 01:49:21,120
Speaker 1: It was a spe isn't it something else? It was

2104
01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:25,960
Speaker 1: like it was like a it was a baby's fit diaphragm, diaphragm. No, no, no, no,

2105
01:49:26,160 --> 01:49:28,799
Speaker 1: it was a well I'm talking about of a sponge.

2106
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:33,080
Speaker 1: It was that. Or she accidentally left the Tampa and

2107
01:49:33,160 --> 01:49:36,240
Speaker 1: you read running underwater and squeeze it a couple of times,

2108
01:49:37,120 --> 01:49:42,200
Speaker 1: and then but you're the one that was I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,

2109
01:49:42,280 --> 01:49:47,120
Speaker 1: sorry sorry sorry. She was like, I'm not fifty. Okay,

2110
01:49:48,560 --> 01:49:52,240
Speaker 1: take a look at me. Good. You got the next one? Yeah,

2111
01:49:52,479 --> 01:49:56,320
Speaker 1: Seth Rogan or Jonah Hill. Oh, Jonah Hill, it is

2112
01:49:56,400 --> 01:49:59,120
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill's the like I never I never

2113
01:49:59,240 --> 01:50:03,040
Speaker 1: wanted to be an actor at all. I never wanted

2114
01:50:03,040 --> 01:50:05,200
Speaker 1: to be an actor at all. I had no interest

2115
01:50:05,400 --> 01:50:07,240
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to do stand up and podcasting.

2116
01:50:07,600 --> 01:50:10,880
Speaker 1: And then I did the movie Uh, and I loved it.

2117
01:50:11,080 --> 01:50:13,840
Speaker 1: I loved it so much. I had so much fucking fun.

2118
01:50:13,960 --> 01:50:16,439
Speaker 1: Which movie My movie The Machine? Oh okay, coming out

2119
01:50:16,800 --> 01:50:18,280
Speaker 1: day Weekend? Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah.

2120
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:20,320
Speaker 2: And uh.

2121
01:50:21,720 --> 01:50:24,240
Speaker 1: And then immediately I thought like who would be cool

2122
01:50:24,280 --> 01:50:26,720
Speaker 1: to work with? Like the first thought was like I

2123
01:50:26,800 --> 01:50:29,800
Speaker 1: want to watch people good actors. So I worked with

2124
01:50:29,880 --> 01:50:33,720
Speaker 1: Mark Hamill from Luke Yeah, Star Wars. Coworker plays my

2125
01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:36,679
Speaker 1: dad and I was like, oh, yeah, it plays your dad.

2126
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:39,360
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah. Oh it's a big fucking thirty million

2127
01:50:39,400 --> 01:50:44,400
Speaker 1: dollar movie. And it's like a fucking legit movie your birthday. Yeah, dude,

2128
01:50:44,479 --> 01:50:46,240
Speaker 1: let me buy you twas here, let me buy out

2129
01:50:46,280 --> 01:50:48,400
Speaker 1: a theater for you. I ain't gonna let me buy

2130
01:50:48,439 --> 01:50:53,000
Speaker 1: a theater for you. You can buy one hundred people.

2131
01:50:53,560 --> 01:51:00,280
Speaker 1: Let's do it myself. But as soon as I did

2132
01:51:00,280 --> 01:51:01,599
Speaker 1: in the movie, I was like, I was like, Yo,

2133
01:51:01,840 --> 01:51:04,000
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people I would like to I

2134
01:51:04,040 --> 01:51:06,880
Speaker 1: would like to watch act that. I like watching act

2135
01:51:07,200 --> 01:51:10,120
Speaker 1: like I like I like Kevin Hart. I would love

2136
01:51:10,160 --> 01:51:11,519
Speaker 1: to watch him act. I would love to work with

2137
01:51:11,600 --> 01:51:13,280
Speaker 1: him to see what he like. He's like how he

2138
01:51:13,400 --> 01:51:17,160
Speaker 1: does it. But Jonah Hill's the number one. Jonah Hill

2139
01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:20,040
Speaker 1: is just fuck. He's like the improv king. He saw

2140
01:51:20,080 --> 01:51:23,800
Speaker 1: his ship with the therapist. Yeah, that's just pretty, that's pretty.

2141
01:51:25,200 --> 01:51:29,439
Speaker 1: You didn't like it. I didn't like it. I no,

2142
01:51:30,760 --> 01:51:33,839
Speaker 1: I'm like one of those guys. No, I red. I understand.

2143
01:51:33,960 --> 01:51:35,479
Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm going to be into it because

2144
01:51:35,479 --> 01:51:36,960
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of well, you kind of did

2145
01:51:37,000 --> 01:51:39,160
Speaker 1: it on the show. On the show you did you

2146
01:51:39,240 --> 01:51:41,880
Speaker 1: did Marie? Yeah, yeah, you kind of did a little bit.

2147
01:51:42,000 --> 01:51:44,599
Speaker 1: Yeah I did that. I loved. I love The first

2148
01:51:44,640 --> 01:51:46,439
Speaker 1: time I did therapy, I was like, I was like,

2149
01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:48,519
Speaker 1: I said to the lady, I was like, you have

2150
01:51:48,600 --> 01:51:51,200
Speaker 1: a mortgage. She was like this this matter and I

2151
01:51:51,240 --> 01:51:54,760
Speaker 1: said yeah, because I'm I pay you money every week,

2152
01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:57,160
Speaker 1: so if you have a mortgage, I have problems that

2153
01:51:57,240 --> 01:52:00,280
Speaker 1: looks like And she was like, I don't say that

2154
01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:03,320
Speaker 1: is important. She wasn't that attractive, and I was like,

2155
01:52:03,960 --> 01:52:06,240
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, but I was like, so like,

2156
01:52:07,080 --> 01:52:11,240
Speaker 1: you're probably attracted me, right, Tony. And she was like

2157
01:52:11,800 --> 01:52:15,000
Speaker 1: she was like no, And I was like, you are, like,

2158
01:52:15,120 --> 01:52:18,160
Speaker 1: be honest, we're in therapy right now. Fuck yeah. And

2159
01:52:18,280 --> 01:52:19,519
Speaker 1: it would be fun like if you had a hot

2160
01:52:19,680 --> 01:52:21,120
Speaker 1: if you were a therapist and you had a hot chicken,

2161
01:52:21,120 --> 01:52:23,080
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, she's got so many fund up problems.

2162
01:52:23,160 --> 01:52:25,400
Speaker 1: You should do twice a week. Right, That's how my

2163
01:52:25,479 --> 01:52:28,679
Speaker 1: brain works. So you know, so I stopped doing therapy

2164
01:52:28,760 --> 01:52:33,000
Speaker 1: with her. Yeah, I'm I'm stilling therapy. Shout out to therapy.

2165
01:52:34,080 --> 01:52:37,960
Speaker 1: Shout out. That's the first shoutout for therapy. Shout out

2166
01:52:38,000 --> 01:52:40,240
Speaker 1: to aids, shout out to snoop, shout out the therapy.

2167
01:52:40,400 --> 01:52:44,920
Speaker 1: You took a shop rings, I shop. I did take

2168
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:47,680
Speaker 1: a shop. Yeah, you won't go I got this one.

2169
01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:50,519
Speaker 1: Got good? Oh no, I'm skipping, damn fuck no, no, okay?

2170
01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:54,040
Speaker 1: Mob deep or the locks? Oh locks, the locks, the

2171
01:52:54,120 --> 01:52:56,960
Speaker 1: locks the Locks, dude, that was that's my that's my

2172
01:52:57,120 --> 01:53:01,040
Speaker 1: moment of moving to uh La to New York. That's

2173
01:53:01,080 --> 01:53:04,400
Speaker 1: my moment. That's my moment. Yeah, like that was my

2174
01:53:05,280 --> 01:53:08,920
Speaker 1: and it was and it's fun because you know, I

2175
01:53:09,080 --> 01:53:13,200
Speaker 1: hope this sounds respectful, but like you have a moment

2176
01:53:13,240 --> 01:53:15,360
Speaker 1: where you know all the names like like like Big

2177
01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:17,280
Speaker 1: Pun is a great example of like a guy who

2178
01:53:17,360 --> 01:53:19,720
Speaker 1: passed who meant so much you in the time. Maybe

2179
01:53:19,720 --> 01:53:21,519
Speaker 1: you don't listen to them all the time, but then

2180
01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:23,680
Speaker 1: what's cool about your podcast? All a sudden, the Locks

2181
01:53:23,680 --> 01:53:25,800
Speaker 1: show up or Jada Kiss shows up, or like the

2182
01:53:25,880 --> 01:53:27,840
Speaker 1: people show up, and you go, fuck, man, I forgot,

2183
01:53:28,160 --> 01:53:31,360
Speaker 1: Like uh like the Dipset shows up and you're like, oh,

2184
01:53:31,400 --> 01:53:33,960
Speaker 1: I forgot about this fucking music that I love. And

2185
01:53:34,040 --> 01:53:36,599
Speaker 1: then you drive across the hill and you listen to him,

2186
01:53:36,760 --> 01:53:39,560
Speaker 1: and it's just it reminds you of how great it

2187
01:53:39,760 --> 01:53:42,400
Speaker 1: was when you were young. You didn't know about death.

2188
01:53:42,479 --> 01:53:45,880
Speaker 1: You were like, I'm gonna live forever god man. Yeah yeah,

2189
01:53:47,040 --> 01:53:51,599
Speaker 1: so Chris Folio, JIMBALUSI take a shot. Yeah, I mean,

2190
01:53:52,040 --> 01:53:55,280
Speaker 1: because I live. I live barrel of both of those guys.

2191
01:53:57,439 --> 01:53:58,760
Speaker 1: By the way, I just want to just tell you

2192
01:53:58,840 --> 01:54:05,360
Speaker 1: I am mixing whiskey with whiskey. Yeah, I know. I

2193
01:54:05,439 --> 01:54:06,880
Speaker 1: feel like we're reading I feel like we're reading the

2194
01:54:06,960 --> 01:54:12,599
Speaker 1: cheeseburger with sliders. Yes, exactly, exactly.

2195
01:54:12,760 --> 01:54:15,560
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm just thinking about it because I

2196
01:54:15,640 --> 01:54:16,559
Speaker 3: can't get up right now.

2197
01:54:16,960 --> 01:54:19,880
Speaker 1: I get up. That's why I t I try not

2198
01:54:19,960 --> 01:54:21,800
Speaker 1: to use the bathroom doing this. He's the best one.

2199
01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:24,680
Speaker 1: I get up. The shots hit me like and it's like,

2200
01:54:25,400 --> 01:54:27,320
Speaker 1: I gotta get on a plane tonight. You gotta get

2201
01:54:27,320 --> 01:54:29,160
Speaker 1: on the plane. Yeah. I have a press I have

2202
01:54:29,240 --> 01:54:32,000
Speaker 1: a press tour tomorrow with Mark Hamill. I have an

2203
01:54:32,080 --> 01:54:34,760
Speaker 1: iv doctor meeting me at the hotel in the morning.

2204
01:54:34,880 --> 01:54:36,720
Speaker 1: You a professional. You should have I would have had

2205
01:54:36,760 --> 01:54:37,840
Speaker 1: the IVY guys. I could have had to.

2206
01:54:39,560 --> 01:54:42,600
Speaker 3: Get that piece to I'm a hardcore IVY guy. Damn

2207
01:54:43,160 --> 01:54:44,480
Speaker 3: Chevy Chase or Steve Martin.

2208
01:54:50,400 --> 01:54:52,680
Speaker 1: I wanted to because I watched the show and I

2209
01:54:52,720 --> 01:54:55,200
Speaker 1: don't like when people take shots. So I go, I know,

2210
01:54:55,600 --> 01:54:57,680
Speaker 1: I know what one I picked. You know, like I

2211
01:54:57,760 --> 01:54:59,680
Speaker 1: know what I picked, right, So which one you pick?

2212
01:55:01,440 --> 01:55:04,880
Speaker 1: It is Chevy Chase and I know and by hold on,

2213
01:55:05,040 --> 01:55:07,480
Speaker 1: hold on, Steve Martin's the cool guy. Like if Steve

2214
01:55:07,520 --> 01:55:12,120
Speaker 1: Martin's watching Champs right now, which I'm sure what he is.

2215
01:55:12,360 --> 01:55:13,960
Speaker 1: But then and then he would be like, why would

2216
01:55:13,960 --> 01:55:15,920
Speaker 1: you pick chevvy Chase? And chevy Chase would never watch

2217
01:55:15,960 --> 01:55:18,080
Speaker 1: the show. And he's not like great guy, No one

2218
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:24,080
Speaker 1: likes him. He seems like you would be like, yeah,

2219
01:55:24,080 --> 01:55:28,640
Speaker 1: I know he's not he's not. But but but my

2220
01:55:28,800 --> 01:55:35,720
Speaker 1: personality was defined by Caddy Shack Chevy all those movies

2221
01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:38,480
Speaker 1: that he made you create. What were your when like

2222
01:55:38,560 --> 01:55:40,880
Speaker 1: what movies did you see growing up going I want

2223
01:55:40,920 --> 01:55:43,680
Speaker 1: to be that guy like John Blueci, Chris Marley, Chevy Chase,

2224
01:55:43,960 --> 01:55:47,120
Speaker 1: those are my guys coming to America's moss Yeah, because

2225
01:55:47,160 --> 01:55:49,160
Speaker 1: they shouted up the block from my hood, from that

2226
01:55:49,240 --> 01:55:51,440
Speaker 1: Flax City and Queens and great was the moment the

2227
01:55:51,560 --> 01:55:54,080
Speaker 1: hart I remember laughed in the movie is when they're

2228
01:55:54,080 --> 01:55:59,960
Speaker 1: all shooting in our Sineo Hall pops up and that night.

2229
01:56:00,040 --> 01:56:01,640
Speaker 1: That's all it to me too.

2230
01:56:01,680 --> 01:56:04,400
Speaker 3: Though other people say hallom Nights is coming to America

2231
01:56:04,480 --> 01:56:06,280
Speaker 3: part two or uh.

2232
01:56:07,760 --> 01:56:14,200
Speaker 1: Because all start casting life, Life is coming to life.

2233
01:56:14,520 --> 01:56:17,400
Speaker 3: Life is supposed to be Halem Night's part two. Yeah,

2234
01:56:17,440 --> 01:56:20,200
Speaker 3: the second part which I've never, I never I can't

2235
01:56:20,240 --> 01:56:21,960
Speaker 3: see the correlate. I can't see it, dude.

2236
01:56:22,160 --> 01:56:24,520
Speaker 1: Life Life is supposed to be the part two of

2237
01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:27,920
Speaker 1: Halem Knights. Yes, you just got to remember that makes sense.

2238
01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:29,920
Speaker 1: I mean Martin is not in it, but you got

2239
01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:33,800
Speaker 1: all these comedians. No, Mars not in Harlem Knights, He's

2240
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:34,480
Speaker 1: in Life. Yes.

2241
01:56:34,720 --> 01:56:37,320
Speaker 2: You remember at the end of Coming Coming to America

2242
01:56:37,400 --> 01:56:40,880
Speaker 2: when the two old guys and it's it's it's it's

2243
01:56:40,920 --> 01:56:41,240
Speaker 2: a play.

2244
01:56:41,280 --> 01:56:43,160
Speaker 1: It's not a play, it's it's it's going back to

2245
01:56:43,360 --> 01:56:45,040
Speaker 1: uh trading places.

2246
01:56:47,680 --> 01:56:47,920
Speaker 2: They were.

2247
01:56:47,920 --> 01:56:50,000
Speaker 1: They were the bumps on the street and coming to

2248
01:56:50,080 --> 01:56:52,240
Speaker 1: America at the end. Wait there, can I ask you

2249
01:56:52,280 --> 01:56:57,240
Speaker 1: a weird question? Was there more representation back when Eddie

2250
01:56:57,280 --> 01:56:59,520
Speaker 1: muf Murphy was a moody movie s hard than today.

2251
01:57:01,520 --> 01:57:02,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can.

2252
01:57:02,280 --> 01:57:04,120
Speaker 3: Answer that question properly, but I can tell you this,

2253
01:57:04,800 --> 01:57:08,320
Speaker 3: I have never seen when a comedian was at the

2254
01:57:08,360 --> 01:57:11,680
Speaker 3: top of the list, like like when Eddie Murphy movie

2255
01:57:11,720 --> 01:57:15,640
Speaker 3: came out back then, like my community got dipped to

2256
01:57:15,720 --> 01:57:17,680
Speaker 3: see the I'm talking about. They put on leather.

2257
01:57:18,480 --> 01:57:19,040
Speaker 1: It was an event.

2258
01:57:19,200 --> 01:57:22,400
Speaker 3: I would I would go to the movie theaters and

2259
01:57:22,520 --> 01:57:25,640
Speaker 3: it would be like Apollo, it would be like a concert.

2260
01:57:26,160 --> 01:57:29,400
Speaker 3: And since then, like I said, like, Kevin is my friend.

2261
01:57:29,440 --> 01:57:31,320
Speaker 3: You know, me and him have business together and we

2262
01:57:31,440 --> 01:57:35,200
Speaker 3: speak a lot, and Kevin's come very very close. But

2263
01:57:35,400 --> 01:57:39,720
Speaker 3: I have never seen like Eddie Murphy that type of

2264
01:57:39,880 --> 01:57:41,840
Speaker 3: impact when he dropped a movie like.

2265
01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:49,480
Speaker 1: He was. I remember Beverly Hills cop at this time,

2266
01:57:49,640 --> 01:57:51,720
Speaker 1: no one at this time never even know what Beverly

2267
01:57:51,840 --> 01:57:59,240
Speaker 1: Hills wanted to be. To play it on the piano,

2268
01:58:00,040 --> 01:58:02,120
Speaker 1: I learned how to pill. Yeah, you know, like dude,

2269
01:58:02,280 --> 01:58:07,080
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy was, I mean, just a movie star, like

2270
01:58:07,160 --> 01:58:09,680
Speaker 1: back when you could have movie stars, like back when

2271
01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:15,760
Speaker 1: fuck the whatever woke, fucking I can't say this certain things.

2272
01:58:15,960 --> 01:58:19,440
Speaker 1: He was a he was a movie star. He was

2273
01:58:19,520 --> 01:58:21,840
Speaker 1: bigger than them, he was bigger than everyone. That's what

2274
01:58:23,120 --> 01:58:25,320
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about being an actor. I

2275
01:58:25,360 --> 01:58:27,080
Speaker 1: don't care about the craft. I don't give a fuck

2276
01:58:27,080 --> 01:58:29,120
Speaker 1: about that ship. I want to be a movie star,

2277
01:58:29,480 --> 01:58:31,640
Speaker 1: like drive down the red carpet on a motorcycle with

2278
01:58:31,680 --> 01:58:34,200
Speaker 1: a cigar in your mouth. But I don't think that

2279
01:58:34,280 --> 01:58:38,880
Speaker 1: exists anymore. I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back

2280
01:58:39,000 --> 01:58:42,320
Speaker 1: because the movie is not the same. A more successful tour.

2281
01:58:42,440 --> 01:58:45,280
Speaker 1: I'll be clean, right, one more successful tour. I'm clean

2282
01:58:45,360 --> 01:58:47,080
Speaker 1: with money. I don't have to worry about money, and

2283
01:58:47,160 --> 01:58:54,720
Speaker 1: then I'll just be reckless as fuck like Tubac wouldn't right.

2284
01:58:54,920 --> 01:58:57,520
Speaker 1: We love the guys, and then we're not being the

2285
01:58:57,600 --> 01:58:59,840
Speaker 1: guys we loved. Why the fuck? I worked out with

2286
01:58:59,880 --> 01:59:02,800
Speaker 1: a Sports and Egg the other day and he was

2287
01:59:03,000 --> 01:59:07,280
Speaker 1: the fucking movie star. He's everything you wanted. No, no, no,

2288
01:59:07,360 --> 01:59:10,240
Speaker 1: he didn't shoot me up. He uh we worked out,

2289
01:59:10,320 --> 01:59:12,840
Speaker 1: but you watched him be a movie star. He was

2290
01:59:12,880 --> 01:59:16,600
Speaker 1: a He's not an actor. He'll be buck, but he's here.

2291
01:59:16,680 --> 01:59:18,000
Speaker 1: But this is the thing about Tupac.

2292
01:59:18,400 --> 01:59:21,400
Speaker 2: I would I would be glad to not see Tupac

2293
01:59:21,640 --> 01:59:23,480
Speaker 2: with all those antics to still be here today, because

2294
01:59:23,480 --> 01:59:24,840
Speaker 2: I think he would have been even greater.

2295
01:59:25,000 --> 01:59:27,240
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, he got deep, he got deep, he

2296
01:59:27,320 --> 01:59:29,720
Speaker 1: got deep on, he got deep. It's a great that's

2297
01:59:29,760 --> 01:59:35,080
Speaker 1: a great conversation. Because that's a great conversation. That's probably

2298
01:59:35,200 --> 01:59:38,839
Speaker 1: super dangerous to have right now. Yeah, fucking hammered, Dave Chappelle,

2299
01:59:40,680 --> 01:59:44,560
Speaker 1: Let's get out of there, Dave Schappelle, Jamie Fox, fuck

2300
01:59:45,080 --> 01:59:48,440
Speaker 1: just take a shot. Fucking well. I mean god, I

2301
01:59:48,520 --> 01:59:51,360
Speaker 1: mean you, I mean you're separating two bodies of work

2302
01:59:51,520 --> 01:59:54,280
Speaker 1: exactly you're talking about. You know, I could see this

2303
01:59:54,600 --> 01:59:57,120
Speaker 1: in the same field a private screening of the full

2304
01:59:58,240 --> 02:00:01,160
Speaker 1: episodes with him. Oh you know what you oh, you

2305
02:00:01,240 --> 02:00:04,600
Speaker 1: know the accident you ever like you watch the of

2306
02:00:04,680 --> 02:00:08,560
Speaker 1: course when he got taken down and then all of

2307
02:00:08,600 --> 02:00:10,840
Speaker 1: a sudden put back up and I was like, taken

2308
02:00:10,920 --> 02:00:16,360
Speaker 1: down version. Yeah, I like that, Jimmy Fox, Jamie Fox

2309
02:00:16,720 --> 02:00:18,080
Speaker 1: doesn't get his roses enough.

2310
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Speaker 3: We're going to visit Jamie Boxes. Oh yeah, I even

2311
02:00:23,800 --> 02:00:26,600
Speaker 3: though I heard he's home already. I heard pick up ball.

2312
02:00:27,640 --> 02:00:30,760
Speaker 1: We don't know what's going on, but I tell you

2313
02:00:33,840 --> 02:00:36,480
Speaker 1: the Chapelle do we you can talk about it? Would

2314
02:00:36,480 --> 02:00:39,640
Speaker 1: you like that? Would the episode is got has my

2315
02:00:39,920 --> 02:00:42,080
Speaker 1: my favorite joke. I've ever seen a stand up Kicker

2316
02:00:42,120 --> 02:00:44,120
Speaker 1: in the pussy. It's my favorite joke I've ever seen

2317
02:00:44,120 --> 02:00:46,440
Speaker 1: a stand up It's my favorite joke. And look, I

2318
02:00:46,480 --> 02:00:49,120
Speaker 1: can like complex jokes, I can like simple jokes. It's

2319
02:00:49,200 --> 02:00:51,040
Speaker 1: just a great joke because he got me, he got me,

2320
02:00:51,440 --> 02:00:54,360
Speaker 1: and and Dave Japelle is a fucking gangster. When when

2321
02:00:54,400 --> 02:00:57,920
Speaker 1: he goes on stage he's flawless. Man, I'm a writer,

2322
02:00:58,080 --> 02:01:01,040
Speaker 1: died for him. Whatever. He I love that dude too,

2323
02:01:01,040 --> 02:01:03,000
Speaker 1: will know you da. We had a pleasure at him.

2324
02:01:03,000 --> 02:01:05,640
Speaker 1: We had and he was he was a great host.

2325
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Speaker 2: Maybe y'all know Drink Chance wants to give flowers while

2326
02:01:10,640 --> 02:01:13,440
Speaker 2: people are here to receive them given flowers and celebrating

2327
02:01:13,480 --> 02:01:15,840
Speaker 2: our legends while they can still smell them. We have

2328
02:01:15,960 --> 02:01:18,640
Speaker 2: partnered with What the Flower to create this movement where

2329
02:01:18,720 --> 02:01:21,120
Speaker 2: everyone can give flowers to the legends in their lives.

2330
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Speaker 2: You can now order a custom flower box for the

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Speaker 2: someone you want to show appreciation to by visiting www

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Speaker 2: dot wt flower dot com and place your orders.

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Speaker 1: Now. I love's baby watching man. I appreciate it. You know,

2334
02:01:36,520 --> 02:01:38,320
Speaker 1: this may more than any award that you can get

2335
02:01:38,760 --> 02:01:40,920
Speaker 1: on some real ship, because it means that you appreciated

2336
02:01:40,960 --> 02:01:43,360
Speaker 1: by your peers. You appreciated by the people that you

2337
02:01:43,480 --> 02:01:51,080
Speaker 1: do it for. And not accept my flowers with So

2338
02:01:51,600 --> 02:01:54,200
Speaker 1: you gonna go to the next one? Uh huh No, no, no, no,

2339
02:01:54,320 --> 02:01:57,680
Speaker 1: I got this one. Jack Daniels or Blue Label Jack

2340
02:01:57,760 --> 02:02:01,840
Speaker 1: danielss every single day. So that's your everyday drink Jack,

2341
02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:05,400
Speaker 1: Like if it is, I'll tell you what, it's my

2342
02:02:05,520 --> 02:02:08,520
Speaker 1: commuter drink, like the drink that I that I know

2343
02:02:08,640 --> 02:02:10,360
Speaker 1: that will get me from point A to point B.

2344
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:15,120
Speaker 1: It's my bus, it's my train, it's my helicopter. It

2345
02:02:15,240 --> 02:02:18,200
Speaker 1: gets me to where I need to be. It tastes

2346
02:02:18,520 --> 02:02:21,760
Speaker 1: pretty nice, and it is with ice, not that bad.

2347
02:02:22,040 --> 02:02:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't like cocon it. They're not gonna have no, no, no, no,

2348
02:02:25,720 --> 02:02:27,800
Speaker 1: I can cook. They don't have Jack. They're not gonna

2349
02:02:27,800 --> 02:02:31,800
Speaker 1: have Jmo. They're not gonna have your tequila. They're not

2350
02:02:31,960 --> 02:02:35,360
Speaker 1: gonna have your vodka. You say Jamie, Jamison, Jamison, They're

2351
02:02:35,360 --> 02:02:38,040
Speaker 1: not gonna have Jamison. He's saying the average spot everywherever

2352
02:02:38,080 --> 02:02:40,520
Speaker 1: you go, you're gonna have, they will have Jack Daniels.

2353
02:02:40,800 --> 02:02:43,560
Speaker 1: Jack Daniels is a reliable. Jack Daniels is a chick

2354
02:02:43,800 --> 02:02:45,640
Speaker 1: that shows up to your house with no panties on.

2355
02:02:48,040 --> 02:02:52,200
Speaker 1: Jack Daniels sponge. Jack Daniels sucks your dick before you

2356
02:02:52,360 --> 02:02:56,280
Speaker 1: fuck and then puts a sponge in Jack Daniels. Jack

2357
02:02:56,400 --> 02:02:59,280
Speaker 1: Daniels is out of bed before you wake up, and

2358
02:02:59,480 --> 02:03:03,640
Speaker 1: you go, wait whe where she went? Jack Daniels is

2359
02:03:03,720 --> 02:03:06,960
Speaker 1: the drink you're texting before you go to the barging, like, so, wait,

2360
02:03:07,080 --> 02:03:09,680
Speaker 1: just what are you up to tonight? Jack Daniels is

2361
02:03:09,760 --> 02:03:12,640
Speaker 1: there for you. She's your rider, it's your midnight me

2362
02:03:13,240 --> 02:03:19,720
Speaker 1: for dose some egos, dose cossack down. That's the fucking chicken.

2363
02:03:20,080 --> 02:03:22,360
Speaker 1: Where's panties? I want to see you in the panties

2364
02:03:22,400 --> 02:03:25,720
Speaker 1: and brawl together because it's a matching sad. I don't

2365
02:03:25,720 --> 02:03:28,960
Speaker 1: want to see that. I just want to fuck Jack Daniels.

2366
02:03:29,120 --> 02:03:37,120
Speaker 1: Fucks Jack Daniels bugs. That's that'll never use. I think

2367
02:03:37,240 --> 02:03:38,800
Speaker 1: Jack Daniels will put a finger in your ass and

2368
02:03:38,800 --> 02:03:43,760
Speaker 1: you go, okay, all right, let's see how it works.

2369
02:03:44,800 --> 02:03:47,320
Speaker 1: More rocks though, play with the rocks a little bit.

2370
02:03:48,080 --> 02:03:55,040
Speaker 1: You want to go raise this question? Eminem or Jack Harlow. Huh,

2371
02:03:55,360 --> 02:03:57,800
Speaker 1: eminem or Jack Harlow. I don't know. I don't know

2372
02:03:57,840 --> 02:04:00,720
Speaker 1: who Jack Harker was. I know, I know, but I

2373
02:04:00,800 --> 02:04:03,240
Speaker 1: know he's a thing. But I don't know. I don't know.

2374
02:04:03,440 --> 02:04:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't I know that he like goes to Kentucky

2375
02:04:05,080 --> 02:04:07,400
Speaker 1: Derby and stuff. They're like, I don't know, I don't

2376
02:04:07,480 --> 02:04:11,480
Speaker 1: like with Drake he goes to Kentucky Derby. I'm apologize

2377
02:04:11,480 --> 02:04:19,200
Speaker 1: if I'm fucking canceling myself. So Carlo is really awesome.

2378
02:04:19,240 --> 02:04:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm just fifty Mike Epps are Chris Sucker Man. I

2379
02:04:27,680 --> 02:04:30,160
Speaker 1: want to tell a story right now. No, no, no,

2380
02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:36,640
Speaker 1: if you think, if you think, if you think Tracy

2381
02:04:36,720 --> 02:04:39,680
Speaker 1: Morgan hates me, Mike Gaps will fucking hate Wait. Wait

2382
02:04:39,720 --> 02:04:42,840
Speaker 1: what happened, dude? I used to I used to legit

2383
02:04:42,960 --> 02:04:45,840
Speaker 1: party with my Gaps like he was a fun dude.

2384
02:04:46,040 --> 02:04:47,960
Speaker 1: He is the by the way, back in the day

2385
02:04:48,480 --> 02:04:51,800
Speaker 1: before my GPS, when I watched Mike Aps on stage,

2386
02:04:52,240 --> 02:04:56,800
Speaker 1: Mike Gaps is I think from Atlanta via Ohio. Maybe yeah, Ohio,

2387
02:04:56,880 --> 02:05:00,120
Speaker 1: I think yeah, yeah, Okay, I think he's meant I'm

2388
02:05:00,120 --> 02:05:03,600
Speaker 1: gonna land. We all. Gaps was the dude that he

2389
02:05:04,520 --> 02:05:07,440
Speaker 1: was cool, Like he was a cool fucking guy, and

2390
02:05:07,560 --> 02:05:10,160
Speaker 1: he would hang out with you and he would just talk.

2391
02:05:10,280 --> 02:05:12,680
Speaker 1: He was not like I met I met him in

2392
02:05:12,760 --> 02:05:16,480
Speaker 1: ninety eight ninety nine, so like he wasn't any anything

2393
02:05:16,560 --> 02:05:19,200
Speaker 1: at the time, but he was just super talented. He

2394
02:05:19,360 --> 02:05:24,160
Speaker 1: did a bit about uh selling candy bars as a

2395
02:05:24,400 --> 02:05:27,880
Speaker 1: young young kid to white people. That was the one

2396
02:05:27,920 --> 02:05:29,880
Speaker 1: of the funniest bits. I've never laughed hard in my

2397
02:05:30,040 --> 02:05:32,440
Speaker 1: entire fucking life. My Gaps and we used to legit

2398
02:05:32,600 --> 02:05:35,560
Speaker 1: hang out and legit party. I'm sure he doesn't remember

2399
02:05:35,640 --> 02:05:38,920
Speaker 1: me because I was just some young opening over my comic.

2400
02:05:39,360 --> 02:05:43,680
Speaker 1: But man, that guy is the coolest dude in the

2401
02:05:44,080 --> 02:05:46,400
Speaker 1: coolest dude. So you're not telling us the story is basically,

2402
02:05:46,520 --> 02:05:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that we did right because you're

2403
02:05:48,760 --> 02:05:55,920
Speaker 1: just you say it so badly, so bad. This motherfucker. Mike, Mike,

2404
02:05:56,600 --> 02:06:00,480
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I love you, brother. Your secrets safe with me.

2405
02:06:00,800 --> 02:06:06,160
Speaker 1: Where'd you guys meet? New York? New York? He was, yeah, club,

2406
02:06:06,200 --> 02:06:08,000
Speaker 1: you hang out at the back of the end, and

2407
02:06:08,120 --> 02:06:11,120
Speaker 1: he was just He's just the most awesome dude. I

2408
02:06:12,200 --> 02:06:14,520
Speaker 1: regret ever telling any story about Tracy Morgan. It's the

2409
02:06:14,520 --> 02:06:16,560
Speaker 1: reason I don't tell stories about my gaps. He's a

2410
02:06:16,680 --> 02:06:21,160
Speaker 1: fucking badassitude. He was in your uh it's right, my gap, Yeah, yeah,

2411
02:06:21,480 --> 02:06:24,640
Speaker 1: back in the day. Yeah dude. And did you watch

2412
02:06:24,680 --> 02:06:28,160
Speaker 1: his Drink Champs. His Dream Champs is hilarious. Drink Chances hilario. Yeah.

2413
02:06:28,240 --> 02:06:29,760
Speaker 1: And when he tells the trunk story, I think it

2414
02:06:29,800 --> 02:06:32,080
Speaker 1: was Was it the first time he told that story? No,

2415
02:06:32,280 --> 02:06:34,920
Speaker 1: he told us it was hilarious. Killed it where he

2416
02:06:35,000 --> 02:06:37,920
Speaker 1: said he got kidnapped and did when he knew he

2417
02:06:38,040 --> 02:06:39,320
Speaker 1: was funny. He knew when he.

2418
02:06:39,320 --> 02:06:41,240
Speaker 3: Knew he was funny, He said, got kidnapped, drug dealers,

2419
02:06:41,320 --> 02:06:44,240
Speaker 3: put him in the trunk, and as they was driving

2420
02:06:44,320 --> 02:06:47,320
Speaker 3: off the drug dealers, they was playing a song and

2421
02:06:47,440 --> 02:06:49,680
Speaker 3: then the song went off and he said, hey, play

2422
02:06:49,760 --> 02:06:50,160
Speaker 3: that again.

2423
02:06:51,320 --> 02:06:56,040
Speaker 1: You got you gotta watch this episode of Drink like

2424
02:06:56,160 --> 02:06:58,560
Speaker 1: you kidnapped? You telling him you're requested a song? He

2425
02:06:58,560 --> 02:07:01,520
Speaker 1: said it way funny. He said, yeah, yeah, I can't

2426
02:07:01,560 --> 02:07:04,600
Speaker 1: believe I'm here like this is crazy. Thanks for being here.

2427
02:07:05,600 --> 02:07:09,280
Speaker 1: Rock him or chavras one, rock him, rock him without

2428
02:07:09,280 --> 02:07:11,160
Speaker 1: a doubt. I used to listen to him every single

2429
02:07:11,240 --> 02:07:15,280
Speaker 1: day I drove to high school. Uh, this is a

2430
02:07:15,440 --> 02:07:18,560
Speaker 1: journey in this sound. Do do do do do do?

2431
02:07:19,200 --> 02:07:24,960
Speaker 1: Be rock? I mean that I that every day my

2432
02:07:25,120 --> 02:07:29,480
Speaker 1: sophomore year. Isn't that Eric being Rockieric being rock? Fifty

2433
02:07:30,120 --> 02:07:34,560
Speaker 1: for Candy Shop? Oh yeah, a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, dude,

2434
02:07:34,560 --> 02:07:36,920
Speaker 1: they got the fifty to my, my, my, my high

2435
02:07:36,960 --> 02:07:42,200
Speaker 1: school goes. It's gotta go. Uh. DJ jameson Fresh Prints.

2436
02:07:43,080 --> 02:07:47,360
Speaker 1: I know, man, he gets a lot of ship right now.

2437
02:07:48,360 --> 02:07:52,240
Speaker 1: I fucking love that guy. I'm right, we'd love to

2438
02:07:52,280 --> 02:07:54,360
Speaker 1: have drink Champs. You know the story about when I

2439
02:07:54,360 --> 02:07:55,800
Speaker 1: thought he wanted to suck me in the ass.

2440
02:07:55,720 --> 02:07:58,240
Speaker 2: Right, tell us I've heard something about it, but go ahead.

2441
02:07:58,320 --> 02:08:00,920
Speaker 2: Never mind, no, no, no, no, listen, man, you can't

2442
02:08:01,120 --> 02:08:02,960
Speaker 2: know they're all these stories and feeling back.

2443
02:08:03,160 --> 02:08:05,960
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, I'm gonna be honest because we've had

2444
02:08:05,960 --> 02:08:09,680
Speaker 1: a lot of story right. I've actually never heard this story,

2445
02:08:09,720 --> 02:08:12,040
Speaker 1: but I'm so into it. I mean, obviously, can you

2446
02:08:12,320 --> 02:08:17,400
Speaker 1: not tell us Will Smith? Will Smith the movie theater ship,

2447
02:08:18,360 --> 02:08:20,560
Speaker 1: so like, it's a good story, it's a good So

2448
02:08:22,280 --> 02:08:24,320
Speaker 1: I'm doing a stand up. I'm doing stand up in

2449
02:08:24,400 --> 02:08:27,280
Speaker 1: New York and I and I uh and his team

2450
02:08:27,360 --> 02:08:29,360
Speaker 1: sees me to stand up and they're like, yo, I

2451
02:08:29,400 --> 02:08:31,160
Speaker 1: think we can do a deal with you, like a

2452
02:08:31,240 --> 02:08:33,480
Speaker 1: development deal. You gotta meet Will. So I was like,

2453
02:08:33,560 --> 02:08:35,600
Speaker 1: fuck yeah. Now, I'm a big Will Smith fan. I

2454
02:08:35,920 --> 02:08:39,560
Speaker 1: am my. We watched Fresh Prince on Monday nights, me

2455
02:08:39,600 --> 02:08:43,560
Speaker 1: and my dad. His music. I gotta be honest with

2456
02:08:43,640 --> 02:08:46,280
Speaker 1: the people shoot on his music. I love that on

2457
02:08:46,360 --> 02:08:48,440
Speaker 1: my street. It is one of my favorite rap songs.

2458
02:08:48,680 --> 02:08:53,040
Speaker 1: Good storytelling legends. Yeah, he's just fresh principal. So so

2459
02:08:53,160 --> 02:08:58,600
Speaker 1: I meet Will at uh uh. It's up in the

2460
02:08:58,680 --> 02:09:01,880
Speaker 1: upper Upper West Side. It's a uh beef factory, hip

2461
02:09:01,920 --> 02:09:06,000
Speaker 1: factory and uh the studio studio. Yeah, the HiT's doing Millennium,

2462
02:09:06,560 --> 02:09:10,800
Speaker 1: and we they set up two folding chairs in the

2463
02:09:11,040 --> 02:09:13,560
Speaker 1: in a dance studio and they're like, Will's gonna be

2464
02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:15,680
Speaker 1: in in a second. So I sit down on one

2465
02:09:15,680 --> 02:09:18,240
Speaker 1: of the dance chairs in the dance studio. He comes in.

2466
02:09:18,320 --> 02:09:20,360
Speaker 1: He's a ball of personality, you know, he's just just

2467
02:09:20,480 --> 02:09:22,800
Speaker 1: like you know. All I remember him saying is one love,

2468
02:09:22,840 --> 02:09:24,240
Speaker 1: and I was off to the races. I'm going to

2469
02:09:24,280 --> 02:09:25,800
Speaker 1: get this guy like me so I can get a

2470
02:09:25,880 --> 02:09:28,320
Speaker 1: development deal. I'm like, first of all, I love hip hop,

2471
02:09:28,480 --> 02:09:30,920
Speaker 1: I love you. I love black people. You're black like

2472
02:09:31,000 --> 02:09:34,280
Speaker 1: I love. I'm like, I'm off to the story. This

2473
02:09:34,320 --> 02:09:38,200
Speaker 1: story is hilarious. You got and so uh we thought

2474
02:09:38,480 --> 02:09:40,960
Speaker 1: I talked every one of your story. This story is hilarious.

2475
02:09:41,000 --> 02:09:43,080
Speaker 1: I talked to him for thirty minutes and at the

2476
02:09:43,200 --> 02:09:44,840
Speaker 1: end he goes, I like you. I go, I like you.

2477
02:09:45,440 --> 02:09:47,280
Speaker 1: He goes, what are you doing tonight? I said nothing,

2478
02:09:47,760 --> 02:09:50,160
Speaker 1: and he goes, let's go to the movies. I go great,

2479
02:09:50,720 --> 02:09:53,680
Speaker 1: and he goes cool and then he walks out get

2480
02:09:53,720 --> 02:09:55,720
Speaker 1: it and he goes, I'll meet you at I'll meet

2481
02:09:55,760 --> 02:09:58,360
Speaker 1: you at and meet you at playing at Hollywood at

2482
02:09:58,400 --> 02:10:01,760
Speaker 1: seven o'clock and I was like, cool, late New York LEO.

2483
02:10:02,080 --> 02:10:03,760
Speaker 1: And so I get in the car. I called my dad.

2484
02:10:03,840 --> 02:10:05,440
Speaker 1: My dad goes, how to go. I go, went good,

2485
02:10:05,520 --> 02:10:06,720
Speaker 1: and he goes, really, I said, we're going to the

2486
02:10:06,720 --> 02:10:12,360
Speaker 1: movie Yeah. My dad goes huh. I said, yeah, you go,

2487
02:10:12,840 --> 02:10:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to movies with him. He goes on a date.

2488
02:10:15,320 --> 02:10:18,680
Speaker 1: I go, no, it's Will Smith and he goes, oh, buddy,

2489
02:10:18,680 --> 02:10:22,920
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. He goes this is called the casting couch.

2490
02:10:23,120 --> 02:10:25,960
Speaker 1: Like a lot of these celebrities, they're so tired of

2491
02:10:26,040 --> 02:10:28,320
Speaker 1: pussy that the only thing that turns them on is

2492
02:10:28,360 --> 02:10:31,600
Speaker 1: the look in the boy's eyes will turn them. That's

2493
02:10:31,640 --> 02:10:33,440
Speaker 1: what he's doing with you. And I said, hold on, Dad,

2494
02:10:33,520 --> 02:10:36,440
Speaker 1: that's impossible. I just spent an hour with this man

2495
02:10:36,520 --> 02:10:39,000
Speaker 1: in a dance studio. My dad goes on dance studio.

2496
02:10:39,080 --> 02:10:41,680
Speaker 1: I go, hold on. My dad says to me, but

2497
02:10:41,840 --> 02:10:45,760
Speaker 1: it's more likely that you're so talented, the biggest movie

2498
02:10:45,760 --> 02:10:48,000
Speaker 1: star in the world wants to make a sitcolm with

2499
02:10:48,120 --> 02:10:51,320
Speaker 1: you as you as a star, or or that he's

2500
02:10:51,400 --> 02:10:53,840
Speaker 1: tired of pussy. And I went, oh fuck, I'm getting

2501
02:10:53,880 --> 02:10:57,560
Speaker 1: fucked in the ass. I go, shit, what do I do?

2502
02:10:57,680 --> 02:11:01,640
Speaker 1: My dad goes, show up, show up, He shit cash checks, buddy.

2503
02:11:02,200 --> 02:11:04,640
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I could be wrong, but I

2504
02:11:04,720 --> 02:11:06,640
Speaker 1: need to like, you're my only son. I need you

2505
02:11:06,720 --> 02:11:07,960
Speaker 1: to give you a heads up. So I show up

2506
02:11:08,000 --> 02:11:11,360
Speaker 1: to play in Hollywood, which you didn't even know there

2507
02:11:11,440 --> 02:11:13,000
Speaker 1: was a theater. I didn't even know. I walked in.

2508
02:11:13,240 --> 02:11:15,240
Speaker 1: I know, I totally. I'm supposed to be a movie

2509
02:11:15,280 --> 02:11:18,160
Speaker 1: with Will Smith. She's like, huh, I go Will Smith.

2510
02:11:18,240 --> 02:11:19,760
Speaker 1: She goes, he's in the back. She sends me around

2511
02:11:19,800 --> 02:11:22,440
Speaker 1: the mannequins. I go, no, no, like real, Will Smith goes,

2512
02:11:22,720 --> 02:11:25,840
Speaker 1: movie starts, don't go to planet home. So I'm like,

2513
02:11:25,880 --> 02:11:27,760
Speaker 1: can I wait for him? She goes, yeah, knock yourself out.

2514
02:11:28,000 --> 02:11:31,640
Speaker 1: So I sit in the lobby and uh dude comes

2515
02:11:31,680 --> 02:11:35,520
Speaker 1: out six seven, big dude, and he's like you Burt.

2516
02:11:35,800 --> 02:11:40,240
Speaker 1: Name's Charlie Mack. I go, he goes you Bert. I

2517
02:11:40,360 --> 02:11:43,960
Speaker 1: said yeah, and he goes downstairs. I'm like, oh my god,

2518
02:11:44,520 --> 02:11:46,960
Speaker 1: I gotta fuck this guy too. This is gonna be

2519
02:11:47,560 --> 02:11:50,160
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a long fucking night Will Smith

2520
02:11:50,240 --> 02:11:53,560
Speaker 1: and him. He takes me downstairs. There's ten black dudes

2521
02:11:53,720 --> 02:11:56,400
Speaker 1: in a room with a big white table, phony table

2522
02:11:56,440 --> 02:11:59,120
Speaker 1: in the middle. No. Will Smith turns all around and

2523
02:11:59,200 --> 02:12:01,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, thirteen black dudes, because you know he's

2524
02:12:01,520 --> 02:12:04,240
Speaker 1: bringing Jazzy Jeff. It's so good to me, Charlie Mack,

2525
02:12:04,280 --> 02:12:07,160
Speaker 1: Jase Jeff these Tampa. I don't make eye contact with anyone.

2526
02:12:07,480 --> 02:12:10,080
Speaker 1: I just sit there and look at my feet. And

2527
02:12:10,160 --> 02:12:12,400
Speaker 1: then Will Smith shows up. I swear to God with

2528
02:12:12,600 --> 02:12:15,240
Speaker 1: Jazzy Jeff. I swear to God. I swear to God.

2529
02:12:15,280 --> 02:12:17,720
Speaker 1: He brings and he's got the fucking glasses on, and

2530
02:12:17,800 --> 02:12:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, here we go. I'm like

2531
02:12:20,040 --> 02:12:21,840
Speaker 1: in my head, I'm like I'll start talking their cocks.

2532
02:12:23,160 --> 02:12:25,040
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the curtains opened behind us, and

2533
02:12:26,360 --> 02:12:28,520
Speaker 1: here's a legit movie theater. And Will's like, oh, grab

2534
02:12:28,640 --> 02:12:31,000
Speaker 1: us two seats. What do you want? And I was like, uh,

2535
02:12:31,720 --> 02:12:33,840
Speaker 1: what are you getting? He was like long lst and

2536
02:12:33,920 --> 02:12:36,080
Speaker 1: then shrimp and I was like cool. And then we

2537
02:12:36,600 --> 02:12:40,560
Speaker 1: got shrimp and we ate drank drinks, and then at

2538
02:12:40,560 --> 02:12:42,120
Speaker 1: the end of the movie watched American Pie. And at

2539
02:12:42,160 --> 02:12:44,200
Speaker 1: the end of the movie he goes Lean's in. He goes,

2540
02:12:44,400 --> 02:12:46,440
Speaker 1: what did you think? I said, what do you mean?

2541
02:12:46,880 --> 02:12:48,360
Speaker 1: He's what did you think about? The room. I was like,

2542
02:12:49,040 --> 02:12:52,840
Speaker 1: it's nice. You know the people I go there, they're

2543
02:12:53,040 --> 02:12:56,280
Speaker 1: they're black. Is that you're asking him me? And he goes, no,

2544
02:12:57,600 --> 02:12:59,960
Speaker 1: you said you were a hip hop fan. Look around

2545
02:13:00,120 --> 02:13:04,200
Speaker 1: the room. That's cool OD, that's biz Marquis, that's Big

2546
02:13:04,280 --> 02:13:06,960
Speaker 1: Daddy Kane. I'm like, I could have fucked kol O

2547
02:13:07,120 --> 02:13:12,600
Speaker 1: d I mean, it was like the coolest fucking experience.

2548
02:13:12,640 --> 02:13:14,720
Speaker 1: And he was And I say this to the dad ie,

2549
02:13:15,040 --> 02:13:17,320
Speaker 1: he was the coolest fucking dude I'd ever hung with.

2550
02:13:18,360 --> 02:13:20,840
Speaker 1: I saw his dick like I I, yeah, it was.

2551
02:13:21,320 --> 02:13:24,120
Speaker 1: We took a piss. This is the best. Come on. Okay,

2552
02:13:24,160 --> 02:13:30,640
Speaker 1: all right, all right, one more Will Smith story. The

2553
02:13:30,960 --> 02:13:34,560
Speaker 1: we we go into ABC to pitch it first TV

2554
02:13:35,800 --> 02:13:40,760
Speaker 1: and this isn't your worst press, Will the Uh, I mean,

2555
02:13:41,000 --> 02:13:44,200
Speaker 1: this isn't what it's going to break his career. We

2556
02:13:44,320 --> 02:13:46,280
Speaker 1: go into ABC to sell show to the lady named

2557
02:13:46,320 --> 02:13:49,480
Speaker 1: Jamie Tarsus and uh, I've never sold any show. I've

2558
02:13:49,520 --> 02:13:52,200
Speaker 1: never been in a Hollywood meeting at at all. I'm

2559
02:13:52,320 --> 02:13:55,320
Speaker 1: so nervous. I'm twenty five years old. I'm terrified, twenty

2560
02:13:55,320 --> 02:13:57,400
Speaker 1: six years old, and I have to take a piss.

2561
02:13:57,480 --> 02:13:59,840
Speaker 1: And Will Smith says, I gotta take a piss. I'm

2562
02:13:59,840 --> 02:14:02,400
Speaker 1: going in the bathroom with you. So we go stall

2563
02:14:02,440 --> 02:14:04,280
Speaker 1: a stall right right next to each other. He gets

2564
02:14:04,360 --> 02:14:07,760
Speaker 1: right on me, elbow to elbow, elbow to elbow, and

2565
02:14:07,920 --> 02:14:13,640
Speaker 1: Will Smith unleashes a fucking tsunami of piss. Do you

2566
02:14:13,680 --> 02:14:15,760
Speaker 1: ever know when you someone pisses and as loud as fuck,

2567
02:14:15,800 --> 02:14:18,280
Speaker 1: you're like, how big is that guy's dick? I mean

2568
02:14:18,320 --> 02:14:20,960
Speaker 1: it's so loud. No, you never you never hurt someone

2569
02:14:21,000 --> 02:14:23,200
Speaker 1: else's piss when you were like ten, and you're like,

2570
02:14:23,440 --> 02:14:26,840
Speaker 1: I need a cough like that. It's so loud. I

2571
02:14:27,000 --> 02:14:29,520
Speaker 1: cannot focus on pissing. And I get gunshop Have you

2572
02:14:29,560 --> 02:14:34,200
Speaker 1: ever got guns? And I can't piss, and Will Smith

2573
02:14:34,440 --> 02:14:38,440
Speaker 1: proceeds to tell me the secret of Hollywood. He goes,

2574
02:14:38,520 --> 02:14:40,840
Speaker 1: here's what you need to know. And all I'm thinking

2575
02:14:41,000 --> 02:14:44,240
Speaker 1: is start pissing, Start pissing, start pissing. I can't piss.

2576
02:14:44,520 --> 02:14:47,040
Speaker 1: Finally actual place where I go. All right, if I

2577
02:14:47,080 --> 02:14:48,640
Speaker 1: can't piss next to this guy, I can't sell a

2578
02:14:48,760 --> 02:14:50,560
Speaker 1: TV show next to this guy. So I was like,

2579
02:14:50,680 --> 02:14:52,880
Speaker 1: fuck it, you better learn how to piss. And I

2580
02:14:53,000 --> 02:14:55,560
Speaker 1: start pissing, and all I hear from Will Smith is

2581
02:14:56,680 --> 02:14:59,840
Speaker 1: just be yourself. That's all I heard. That's all I heard.

2582
02:15:00,080 --> 02:15:01,840
Speaker 1: And then we went in and we sold like fucking

2583
02:15:02,560 --> 02:15:05,160
Speaker 1: three shiitcoms. But he wasn't talking about you be yourself

2584
02:15:05,160 --> 02:15:07,200
Speaker 1: so you could piss. No, no, no, he was just

2585
02:15:07,600 --> 02:15:10,400
Speaker 1: me Hollywood advice. He was the fucking best man. He

2586
02:15:10,520 --> 02:15:12,080
Speaker 1: was the best. I love that dude. Make a noise

2587
02:15:12,120 --> 02:15:17,560
Speaker 1: for Will Smith and my boy, Charlie Mack, all the

2588
02:15:17,640 --> 02:15:19,600
Speaker 1: legends that you were. Charlie Mack called me when I'm

2589
02:15:19,600 --> 02:15:23,120
Speaker 1: the drunkest. I don't know why, like whenever I'm drunkest

2590
02:15:23,200 --> 02:15:24,680
Speaker 1: in my life, Charlie Max just called me. He was

2591
02:15:24,760 --> 02:15:28,320
Speaker 1: something I would imagine is he disappointed with I'm not sure.

2592
02:15:28,400 --> 02:15:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I can't call this now.

2593
02:15:30,160 --> 02:15:34,160
Speaker 2: He's a legend, Charlie the next one, not a Chile

2594
02:15:37,120 --> 02:15:43,120
Speaker 2: all right, national lampoon or Christmas vacation. I think it's

2595
02:15:43,120 --> 02:15:45,800
Speaker 2: the same thing, Christmas.

2596
02:15:47,480 --> 02:15:52,760
Speaker 1: I guess they're just meaning not Christmas vacation. Come on, man,

2597
02:15:53,240 --> 02:15:57,840
Speaker 1: write there say that, say national Christmas vacation or something.

2598
02:15:58,240 --> 02:16:00,200
Speaker 1: Come on, man, we're not reading three lines now. I'm

2599
02:16:00,200 --> 02:16:03,440
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. You guys are up by the way,

2600
02:16:03,640 --> 02:16:05,720
Speaker 1: all right, So chrisification of some of the cases. You

2601
02:16:05,760 --> 02:16:13,400
Speaker 1: guys sound like David Letterman interviewing Little Wayne. So, how

2602
02:16:13,520 --> 02:16:14,960
Speaker 1: do you come over with your hip hop ro.

2603
02:16:21,320 --> 02:16:21,360
Speaker 2: So?

2604
02:16:21,480 --> 02:16:25,200
Speaker 1: How do you come up with this? You're taking a

2605
02:16:25,240 --> 02:16:30,480
Speaker 1: shot that Yeah, I'm fucking hammered. Yeah yeah. Time is it?

2606
02:16:30,840 --> 02:16:34,120
Speaker 1: The time? Is our flight so solid? You flop private?

2607
02:16:36,360 --> 02:16:40,400
Speaker 1: Jet blue? So no pictures today? Huh? What is it?

2608
02:16:40,720 --> 02:16:46,280
Speaker 1: Jet blue? Gott mint? Is it mint? Jet Blue meant mint? Yeah?

2609
02:16:46,480 --> 02:16:48,840
Speaker 1: I gonna lie, don't you? Jet Blue? Oh yeah, they

2610
02:16:48,879 --> 02:16:52,280
Speaker 1: got sleeper beds. She never had? Couldn't. What is that?

2611
02:16:52,440 --> 02:16:54,760
Speaker 1: That's a monster drink? I have no idea. Yeah, we

2612
02:16:54,920 --> 02:17:00,200
Speaker 1: come up. We provided it. Shut up. Monsters have a

2613
02:17:00,480 --> 02:17:07,160
Speaker 1: monster rinks. And I love his core rehab. Oh yeah,

2614
02:17:07,160 --> 02:17:10,120
Speaker 1: here's his rehab. I gave him a special one. Okay, love,

2615
02:17:10,200 --> 02:17:14,520
Speaker 1: I would love hold on? Can I rehab? This is

2616
02:17:14,600 --> 02:17:16,720
Speaker 1: the greatest idea I've ever heard of my life. Can

2617
02:17:16,760 --> 02:17:18,720
Speaker 1: we can we open a rehab together where we show

2618
02:17:18,760 --> 02:17:21,560
Speaker 1: people how to drink? Hold on? Let's do let's do

2619
02:17:21,680 --> 02:17:23,760
Speaker 1: three pitches of our rehabs. Okay, I let me give

2620
02:17:23,760 --> 02:17:27,320
Speaker 1: you my rehab. I have. I have two rehabs because

2621
02:17:27,360 --> 02:17:29,280
Speaker 1: I think of one. I would like a nice white

2622
02:17:29,280 --> 02:17:33,880
Speaker 1: wine marijuana rehab. That sounds like a rehab, right, you

2623
02:17:33,959 --> 02:17:36,080
Speaker 1: can have white wine up until the sunsets and then

2624
02:17:36,160 --> 02:17:39,000
Speaker 1: smoke marijuana, but you are edible if you don't smokereible,

2625
02:17:39,240 --> 02:17:42,600
Speaker 1: have white wine up until the sunsets and then marijuana

2626
02:17:42,680 --> 02:17:45,080
Speaker 1: after sunset until you go to bed, and that's your rehab.

2627
02:17:45,520 --> 02:17:50,480
Speaker 1: Or or what about a rehab where it's all doctor

2628
02:17:50,520 --> 02:17:54,680
Speaker 1: administered and they bring you in and it's for sober

2629
02:17:54,800 --> 02:17:58,080
Speaker 1: people who just want to sparkle one more time, one

2630
02:17:58,160 --> 02:18:00,400
Speaker 1: more time, so you bring them in and the like yo,

2631
02:18:00,520 --> 02:18:04,800
Speaker 1: it's controlled like drunkenness. How about we bring them in

2632
02:18:04,840 --> 02:18:07,600
Speaker 1: there and we just shotgun them to death. No, you're

2633
02:18:07,680 --> 02:18:09,880
Speaker 1: ruining it, bro, No we get like you you're not,

2634
02:18:11,320 --> 02:18:14,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna get I tested this cocaine. There's no there's

2635
02:18:14,080 --> 02:18:17,760
Speaker 1: no fentanyl in it. And we're clean cocaine, clean cocaine.

2636
02:18:17,760 --> 02:18:21,200
Speaker 1: It's ice clean, ice clean in a sponge room, dude

2637
02:18:21,720 --> 02:18:25,080
Speaker 1: with a massuse. I want, I want, I would love

2638
02:18:25,200 --> 02:18:28,320
Speaker 1: there's I fantasize about rehab because how much fun it

2639
02:18:28,360 --> 02:18:30,560
Speaker 1: would be just to like dive into yourself and like

2640
02:18:31,000 --> 02:18:32,880
Speaker 1: and I love I love it. Doing a couple of

2641
02:18:32,920 --> 02:18:36,160
Speaker 1: days not drinking, but I also want the tap out.

2642
02:18:36,360 --> 02:18:38,640
Speaker 1: I want the tap out of going like, hey man,

2643
02:18:38,720 --> 02:18:41,600
Speaker 1: I'm cool day as sunset is too beautiful. I'm drinking,

2644
02:18:41,959 --> 02:18:44,760
Speaker 1: and then them to go, yeah, you're in like a

2645
02:18:45,000 --> 02:18:49,640
Speaker 1: Xanax rehab. You ever take san x nah takes x

2646
02:18:49,720 --> 02:18:52,800
Speaker 1: too much? Me, It's so good.

2647
02:18:53,680 --> 02:18:56,240
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie. He left his book bag over

2648
02:18:56,959 --> 02:18:59,560
Speaker 3: my house and I went into it. I was I

2649
02:18:59,680 --> 02:19:02,960
Speaker 3: was like this, this white phobia is real. Like he

2650
02:19:03,120 --> 02:19:04,840
Speaker 3: had every bill I'm ever.

2651
02:19:05,879 --> 02:19:09,040
Speaker 1: You should see my back here. Oh my god. I

2652
02:19:09,200 --> 02:19:12,120
Speaker 1: immediately was like, back up at my back back it

2653
02:19:12,160 --> 02:19:16,800
Speaker 1: looks like fucking Texas Buyers Club. It's bad. I got steroids,

2654
02:19:16,840 --> 02:19:19,600
Speaker 1: I got spider mans, I got steroids. I got you

2655
02:19:19,680 --> 02:19:21,600
Speaker 1: guys can need to get on steroids. Right, Have you

2656
02:19:21,680 --> 02:19:25,760
Speaker 1: done ayahuasca? No, let's do let's all go to O's

2657
02:19:26,000 --> 02:19:26,440
Speaker 1: in the jug?

2658
02:19:28,200 --> 02:19:28,400
Speaker 4: Huh?

2659
02:19:29,400 --> 02:19:32,400
Speaker 1: What is that? It's just you gotta pack it, bro,

2660
02:19:32,720 --> 02:19:34,320
Speaker 1: Just look at what you got that what it is?

2661
02:19:35,200 --> 02:19:38,400
Speaker 1: Got a mushroom? You definitely got mushrooms. You want mushrooms?

2662
02:19:38,400 --> 02:19:39,840
Speaker 1: You got it? No, I got a fly tonight, I

2663
02:19:39,920 --> 02:19:42,880
Speaker 1: gotta be you. Cay Mark Hamill is seven in the morning.

2664
02:19:43,240 --> 02:19:48,360
Speaker 1: I mean, must Lookucker moved in the mushroom. You know

2665
02:19:48,520 --> 02:19:51,640
Speaker 1: he's I'm supposed to be a grown up tomorrow. This

2666
02:19:51,840 --> 02:19:53,840
Speaker 1: is a you know, this is a treat for me. Like,

2667
02:19:53,920 --> 02:19:55,680
Speaker 1: I know this is part of my press tour, but

2668
02:19:55,840 --> 02:19:58,440
Speaker 1: this is a treat for me. Just enjoy this so much,

2669
02:19:59,520 --> 02:20:02,680
Speaker 1: boss you just so you know you are the drinking god.

2670
02:20:03,320 --> 02:20:09,760
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Did I do this? Look pretty much?

2671
02:20:10,160 --> 02:20:12,680
Speaker 1: This is mine? What the fuck are we doing? This

2672
02:20:12,959 --> 02:20:14,520
Speaker 1: is you know if my wife saw this, she'd be like,

2673
02:20:14,600 --> 02:20:16,879
Speaker 1: we need to have a conversation line. Oh fuck, it's

2674
02:20:16,879 --> 02:20:19,400
Speaker 1: big up, Leanne. Shout out to Leanne. I got new

2675
02:20:19,480 --> 02:20:20,720
Speaker 1: pictures of It's awesome.

2676
02:20:22,080 --> 02:20:22,280
Speaker 2: I do.

2677
02:20:22,480 --> 02:20:24,240
Speaker 1: I do. She never let me take the new pictures

2678
02:20:24,240 --> 02:20:26,240
Speaker 1: of her, and she let me the other night were

2679
02:20:26,280 --> 02:20:29,600
Speaker 1: his shutters and I did. She looks so fucking good.

2680
02:20:29,640 --> 02:20:32,280
Speaker 1: I want to show someone so someone goes like, I

2681
02:20:32,360 --> 02:20:35,760
Speaker 1: know that's not how it works to show someone. I'm

2682
02:20:35,760 --> 02:20:38,520
Speaker 1: not gonna show anyone, but I do want you to

2683
02:20:38,560 --> 02:20:41,800
Speaker 1: be like. I want you to be like, oh all right,

2684
02:20:41,879 --> 02:20:46,680
Speaker 1: look so Borius and that's it. He's promoving. He's like

2685
02:20:46,800 --> 02:20:53,720
Speaker 1: Tom will Farwell or Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler, Bill Blur,

2686
02:20:54,320 --> 02:20:58,160
Speaker 1: Bill Burr, Bill Hayter, I Price said that one wrong

2687
02:20:58,240 --> 02:21:05,360
Speaker 1: too with Bill Burd Tracy Logan on Steve Harvey. Fuck

2688
02:21:06,440 --> 02:21:09,280
Speaker 1: that just got added. No no, no, no, no, it's

2689
02:21:09,280 --> 02:21:16,680
Speaker 1: in the middle. Serious. I drink on that one right there?

2690
02:21:19,200 --> 02:21:23,640
Speaker 1: Another one scar Face, scarface or who you know? Leonna

2691
02:21:23,640 --> 02:21:25,960
Speaker 1: and I fucking first, fuck the Scarface is the fix?

2692
02:21:27,560 --> 02:21:32,240
Speaker 1: Damn you guys fixed trick Daddy in the Fix came

2693
02:21:32,280 --> 02:21:35,000
Speaker 1: out at the same time Trick Dady Stars album, Trick

2694
02:21:35,160 --> 02:21:38,360
Speaker 1: Daddy's He's saying album Thug Holiday and scar Face is

2695
02:21:38,400 --> 02:21:41,120
Speaker 1: the Fix the same time. Should have done Trick Daddy's

2696
02:21:41,120 --> 02:21:44,880
Speaker 1: Food Show while you were here, man. Yeah, at some

2697
02:21:44,959 --> 02:21:47,440
Speaker 1: point I'm grab Leanna and I had that was Those

2698
02:21:47,480 --> 02:21:50,080
Speaker 1: were our two love songs. Tell the DJ to play

2699
02:21:50,120 --> 02:21:54,880
Speaker 1: another classic backing up at the drums, ain't blads, Wow,

2700
02:21:55,080 --> 02:21:59,880
Speaker 1: three bitches in the already took so he said, scarfacing, Well,

2701
02:22:00,400 --> 02:22:04,200
Speaker 1: come on, drink, drink already already. I wasn't even listening

2702
02:22:04,560 --> 02:22:08,800
Speaker 1: Goffe's ice cube. Oh fucking scarface by drink Yeah, n

2703
02:22:08,959 --> 02:22:13,920
Speaker 1: w a o wu tang, Oh fucking drink at the we.

2704
02:22:17,200 --> 02:22:19,160
Speaker 3: We got a couple more left. 'm going to finish it.

2705
02:22:19,240 --> 02:22:22,959
Speaker 3: Up yay O, Pharrell, Kanye me Bro.

2706
02:22:23,640 --> 02:22:27,360
Speaker 1: Shop for Kanye, shop for So doctor Dre or Puff Daddy,

2707
02:22:27,879 --> 02:22:30,840
Speaker 1: doctor Dre, Doctor Dre. I'm sorry, Puff, I want to

2708
02:22:30,879 --> 02:22:33,000
Speaker 1: party with these so bad. You get the next one?

2709
02:22:33,560 --> 02:22:38,440
Speaker 1: Jack Black or Danny McBride. Oh fuck, that sucks. And

2710
02:22:38,520 --> 02:22:41,600
Speaker 1: Jack Black's just started following me on Instagram. Damn it.

2711
02:22:43,040 --> 02:22:51,000
Speaker 1: Why can't. It's Danny McBride all fucking day. McBride. He

2712
02:22:51,680 --> 02:22:55,760
Speaker 1: unleashed a thing in like crazy white dudes that like

2713
02:22:55,920 --> 02:22:59,440
Speaker 1: we all were like fuck and he bringing the mullet back. Brother,

2714
02:22:59,600 --> 02:23:02,320
Speaker 1: brung the mullet back. You're taking a shoffer, Jack taking

2715
02:23:02,320 --> 02:23:06,240
Speaker 1: a gangster. But Danny mcdride bride all fucking day you no, no,

2716
02:23:06,440 --> 02:23:09,360
Speaker 1: he put the mullet back. I'm a fan of the mullet.

2717
02:23:10,520 --> 02:23:12,320
Speaker 1: You should. You should do it just just for fun.

2718
02:23:12,959 --> 02:23:15,440
Speaker 1: I like I like your shot. You you've been waiting

2719
02:23:15,800 --> 02:23:18,000
Speaker 1: want the whole time. I like it.

2720
02:23:18,240 --> 02:23:18,560
Speaker 2: I like it.

2721
02:23:18,640 --> 02:23:21,720
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for it. It's cool. Yeah, the black mullet.

2722
02:23:21,760 --> 02:23:23,920
Speaker 1: You want me to do black. I'm Puerto Rican too,

2723
02:23:24,000 --> 02:23:26,560
Speaker 1: so you're gett Listen. When I grow my hair, I'm

2724
02:23:26,600 --> 02:23:28,360
Speaker 1: half black, half Querto Rican. When I grow my hair

2725
02:23:28,400 --> 02:23:31,080
Speaker 1: out my head. Get curly so you can get a bullet.

2726
02:23:31,120 --> 02:23:36,680
Speaker 1: You got a mullet, curly, mothery, I hate to bathe

2727
02:23:36,680 --> 02:23:39,080
Speaker 1: your heart. I think a Puerto Rican mullet is called

2728
02:23:39,280 --> 02:23:54,760
Speaker 1: legal swabbing. Dude, I bet he's still but yeah, I

2729
02:23:54,800 --> 02:24:00,800
Speaker 1: believe in Living Color or Mad TV, in Lovon Color

2730
02:24:00,920 --> 02:24:05,200
Speaker 1: without a doubt with in Levon Color. Okay, I like that. Okay,

2731
02:24:05,240 --> 02:24:07,160
Speaker 1: this last one for this part of the segment that

2732
02:24:07,200 --> 02:24:08,560
Speaker 1: we're going to switch it up a little bit, but

2733
02:24:08,920 --> 02:24:12,200
Speaker 1: for two more hours of just not too much explain

2734
02:24:12,240 --> 02:24:13,760
Speaker 1: with you. We know you got to kids to playing.

2735
02:24:14,959 --> 02:24:18,160
Speaker 3: This is the only on this list that I feel

2736
02:24:18,200 --> 02:24:20,200
Speaker 3: like it is not a trick. All the other ones

2737
02:24:20,280 --> 02:24:24,160
Speaker 3: with tricks not tricks in my opinion. Loyalty or respect.

2738
02:24:28,640 --> 02:24:31,520
Speaker 1: You know, I've heard you asked this before and I've

2739
02:24:31,840 --> 02:24:35,360
Speaker 1: answered it in the shower like I've been like I know,

2740
02:24:35,480 --> 02:24:39,040
Speaker 1: I know. I just remember, I like to put you

2741
02:24:39,080 --> 02:24:41,920
Speaker 1: guys on. I leave you guys on, so I just

2742
02:24:42,160 --> 02:24:46,400
Speaker 1: walk on my phone with you guys. Plan Uh, Loyalty respect,

2743
02:24:46,480 --> 02:24:52,240
Speaker 1: So the answer my answer is is respect, because no

2744
02:24:52,360 --> 02:24:55,440
Speaker 1: one's loyal, No one's ever loyal. They all they all

2745
02:24:55,800 --> 02:24:58,440
Speaker 1: turn on you. Everyone turns on you. You have a

2746
02:24:58,520 --> 02:25:01,080
Speaker 1: handful of rider dies that you can trust for the

2747
02:25:01,120 --> 02:25:05,400
Speaker 1: rest of your life, and even then, you're gonna have

2748
02:25:05,480 --> 02:25:08,879
Speaker 1: people in your team that fuck with them. They try

2749
02:25:08,920 --> 02:25:13,199
Speaker 1: to get you to not trust them, So you can't

2750
02:25:13,320 --> 02:25:16,720
Speaker 1: ever trust loyalty. You just can't. You just just can't.

2751
02:25:17,800 --> 02:25:22,120
Speaker 1: Respect is a big fucking deal. When people respect you,

2752
02:25:22,200 --> 02:25:24,720
Speaker 1: they treat you different. I've seen it. You remember what

2753
02:25:24,760 --> 02:25:28,640
Speaker 1: it was like to not be someone and then all

2754
02:25:28,640 --> 02:25:30,640
Speaker 1: of a sudden you were someone, and then all of

2755
02:25:30,640 --> 02:25:33,080
Speaker 1: a sudden, like people you didn't know treated you nicer,

2756
02:25:33,520 --> 02:25:35,440
Speaker 1: and you were like, well, this is really cool. I've

2757
02:25:35,480 --> 02:25:39,680
Speaker 1: never experienced this. I would love to sit here on

2758
02:25:39,760 --> 02:25:42,840
Speaker 1: this podcast and say that I care about loyalty. I

2759
02:25:42,879 --> 02:25:46,080
Speaker 1: will be as loyal to like handful of people in

2760
02:25:46,160 --> 02:25:50,200
Speaker 1: my life that I love. Ultimately, you fire people that

2761
02:25:50,320 --> 02:25:54,119
Speaker 1: you love you. I mean, dude, yeah, respects the thing.

2762
02:25:54,520 --> 02:25:56,040
Speaker 1: I've heard you ask this question before, and I got

2763
02:25:56,080 --> 02:25:57,600
Speaker 1: in the shower and I literally thought about it in

2764
02:25:57,680 --> 02:25:59,560
Speaker 1: the shower. I was like, yeah, you have a weird

2765
02:25:59,600 --> 02:26:01,360
Speaker 1: place to think about it, But I was like, loyal

2766
02:26:01,400 --> 02:26:03,560
Speaker 1: to respect, it's got to be respect. I'm not gonna

2767
02:26:03,600 --> 02:26:03,880
Speaker 1: lie to you.

2768
02:26:03,959 --> 02:26:06,240
Speaker 3: You kind of change my perspective because I've had that

2769
02:26:06,360 --> 02:26:09,600
Speaker 3: situation too, where it's people where I really.

2770
02:26:09,560 --> 02:26:13,119
Speaker 1: Showed loyalty too that didn't show me respect. Dude, I've

2771
02:26:13,160 --> 02:26:16,240
Speaker 1: been fucked by friends, by good friends, but I've been

2772
02:26:16,280 --> 02:26:18,760
Speaker 1: fucked by them, the guys that you are like, we

2773
02:26:18,800 --> 02:26:22,400
Speaker 1: don't need to sign a contract, you know, yeah, handshakes

2774
02:26:22,640 --> 02:26:24,360
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden money shows up. And

2775
02:26:24,400 --> 02:26:27,400
Speaker 1: then and then things get weird and you're like, oh,

2776
02:26:27,879 --> 02:26:30,000
Speaker 1: maybe if you respected me more, you would have treated

2777
02:26:30,040 --> 02:26:32,440
Speaker 1: me differently, because I know that that's how they treated

2778
02:26:32,480 --> 02:26:35,240
Speaker 1: other people. So it kind of fucking sucks. I'll tell

2779
02:26:35,240 --> 02:26:40,160
Speaker 1: you this, Like fucking Rogan's a dude. I can't say

2780
02:26:40,200 --> 02:26:43,320
Speaker 1: this enough about the guy, but like he's a guy

2781
02:26:43,760 --> 02:26:48,720
Speaker 1: that like is is respect based. If he respects you,

2782
02:26:48,840 --> 02:26:50,400
Speaker 1: he fucks with you, and if he doesn't respect you,

2783
02:26:50,720 --> 02:26:52,959
Speaker 1: he doesn't fuck with you. And so it's a weird

2784
02:26:53,040 --> 02:26:56,520
Speaker 1: thing because you you you practice to maintain that respect.

2785
02:26:57,400 --> 02:27:00,560
Speaker 1: You don't you don't talk shit about him, like you

2786
02:27:00,680 --> 02:27:03,200
Speaker 1: you you you're careful with your words around because I

2787
02:27:03,240 --> 02:27:05,640
Speaker 1: can talk about my friends, but like I know, he's

2788
02:27:05,720 --> 02:27:09,520
Speaker 1: my guy, right and every one of his friends is

2789
02:27:10,400 --> 02:27:13,920
Speaker 1: fucking killing it. Anyone he funks with kills it. So right,

2790
02:27:14,320 --> 02:27:20,840
Speaker 1: God man, I'm fucking wasted, But let me ask you. Shoot, shoot,

2791
02:27:21,600 --> 02:27:23,360
Speaker 1: I'm wasted, but let me ask me see let me

2792
02:27:23,400 --> 02:27:27,280
Speaker 1: see which one I'm gonna go with. Okay, I want

2793
02:27:27,280 --> 02:27:31,880
Speaker 1: to be you guys and not flying sweet. Okay, So

2794
02:27:32,000 --> 02:27:39,879
Speaker 1: you said asshole, dick and balls is the Middle East? Yeah? Yeah?

2795
02:27:40,440 --> 02:27:45,040
Speaker 1: What does that mean that the Middle East? The Middle

2796
02:27:45,080 --> 02:27:49,280
Speaker 1: East is the asshole? Well, it's it's it's it's it's

2797
02:27:49,320 --> 02:27:52,320
Speaker 1: a I might be too stupid to say this. The

2798
02:27:52,400 --> 02:27:56,160
Speaker 1: double entendre is it's the uh, it's the birthplace of

2799
02:27:56,200 --> 02:27:59,920
Speaker 1: the world, right in reality, Like in reality red basket,

2800
02:28:00,080 --> 02:28:02,160
Speaker 1: the breadbask the world is where the world started. So

2801
02:28:03,360 --> 02:28:05,880
Speaker 1: asshole digging balls, I should have said posty. But like,

2802
02:28:06,360 --> 02:28:09,840
Speaker 1: it's the fucking place that created the world. That is Mesopotamia,

2803
02:28:09,959 --> 02:28:14,760
Speaker 1: right with Africa. Right, Yeah, but I also imagine I've

2804
02:28:14,800 --> 02:28:17,000
Speaker 1: been I've never been there, but I imagine it doesn't

2805
02:28:17,040 --> 02:28:21,360
Speaker 1: smell the best. I'm sure. Yeah, there's places that smell

2806
02:28:21,480 --> 02:28:23,160
Speaker 1: just fine. Oh no, there's not. There's a lot of

2807
02:28:23,160 --> 02:28:25,000
Speaker 1: places that smell really, but if you travel a lot

2808
02:28:25,240 --> 02:28:28,680
Speaker 1: I have. Okay, tell me places have you been Vietnam.

2809
02:28:29,520 --> 02:28:33,560
Speaker 1: South Africa smell great. Vietnam's like a week smelling. It

2810
02:28:33,600 --> 02:28:38,040
Speaker 1: smelled different. It's different different. No, No, Vietnam smells crazy,

2811
02:28:38,160 --> 02:28:41,040
Speaker 1: like it's like so many flavors coming. It's different and

2812
02:28:41,160 --> 02:28:45,160
Speaker 1: everyone's energy is like I love Vietnam. My dad found

2813
02:28:45,200 --> 02:28:47,000
Speaker 1: the war, so I went to literally where you fought.

2814
02:28:47,080 --> 02:28:49,240
Speaker 1: Have you been to Japan? No, yes, okay, So then

2815
02:28:49,280 --> 02:28:52,920
Speaker 1: you go to Japan. It's opposite Vietnam. So when you

2816
02:28:52,959 --> 02:28:53,720
Speaker 1: travel around.

2817
02:28:53,640 --> 02:28:55,879
Speaker 3: Way, it's the first time I've been in Japan. I've

2818
02:28:55,920 --> 02:28:59,120
Speaker 3: seen cleaning crewl three times. Like well, I've been in

2819
02:28:59,240 --> 02:29:01,439
Speaker 3: Japan in a the cleanest, cleanest.

2820
02:29:01,120 --> 02:29:03,960
Speaker 1: Gas in Japan. No one speaks on the subways. They

2821
02:29:04,000 --> 02:29:06,240
Speaker 1: all hold hands and they just don't speak. Then you

2822
02:29:06,280 --> 02:29:10,040
Speaker 1: go to Vietnam and it's fucking putting fingers in Your're

2823
02:29:10,040 --> 02:29:15,680
Speaker 1: the Cubans of Southeast Asia for there, Sure, they're loud Cuban.

2824
02:29:15,800 --> 02:29:18,600
Speaker 1: They're the Cuban. I'm Cube. I can pull them all.

2825
02:29:18,640 --> 02:29:21,280
Speaker 1: My best friends are Cuban. So like I'm really good

2826
02:29:21,320 --> 02:29:27,320
Speaker 1: at like so, so then let's not do so. Then

2827
02:29:27,400 --> 02:29:31,560
Speaker 1: what are the Mexicans Because because when we moved to Atlantic,

2828
02:29:31,600 --> 02:29:34,120
Speaker 1: when we moved Tola my best friend was Cuban and

2829
02:29:34,280 --> 02:29:36,680
Speaker 1: he did not in La so I was raised around

2830
02:29:36,800 --> 02:29:40,200
Speaker 1: some Mexican So then if if, because because this is

2831
02:29:40,320 --> 02:29:42,600
Speaker 1: not stuff white guys should be saying out loud. But

2832
02:29:42,720 --> 02:29:45,360
Speaker 1: like one of the things is when Cubans stepped foot

2833
02:29:45,440 --> 02:29:48,120
Speaker 1: on this country, they're American citizens, right with the Mexicans.

2834
02:29:48,280 --> 02:29:51,160
Speaker 1: When Mexicans just stepped foot in this country, they're not American.

2835
02:29:50,879 --> 02:29:54,760
Speaker 2: Citizens, right, even though there's in Old Mexico, which is why,

2836
02:29:54,879 --> 02:29:56,440
Speaker 2: which is wild.

2837
02:29:56,760 --> 02:30:00,680
Speaker 1: And my buddy was super privy, like he witnessed the difference,

2838
02:30:00,760 --> 02:30:04,280
Speaker 1: like he would say to me, I've never seen more

2839
02:30:04,280 --> 02:30:08,280
Speaker 1: people speak in Spanish like Miami people speak Spanish. Hyaliah,

2840
02:30:08,280 --> 02:30:11,800
Speaker 1: it's only Spanish. Yeah yeah, But in Florida Cubans don't

2841
02:30:11,800 --> 02:30:14,280
Speaker 1: speak Spanish in front of like they did they would

2842
02:30:14,280 --> 02:30:17,720
Speaker 1: speak English. They don't know English and high and Miami

2843
02:30:17,840 --> 02:30:20,040
Speaker 1: is different. But in like, oh yeah, you know, the

2844
02:30:20,120 --> 02:30:24,560
Speaker 1: Cubans when they graduate to being American, they start moving north.

2845
02:30:24,600 --> 02:30:27,119
Speaker 1: By the way, this ship amazes me more than anything,

2846
02:30:27,320 --> 02:30:30,440
Speaker 1: Like I love talking about this because so fascinating. So

2847
02:30:30,720 --> 02:30:34,119
Speaker 1: he was like when we moved to La he was like, dude,

2848
02:30:34,640 --> 02:30:37,160
Speaker 1: Mexicans speaks Spanish, like we're in Miami, Like they don't

2849
02:30:37,200 --> 02:30:40,040
Speaker 1: speak they'll speak Spanish in front of white people. Yeah,

2850
02:30:40,080 --> 02:30:43,560
Speaker 1: it was crazy, But what do you think the Mexican does? What?

2851
02:30:43,680 --> 02:30:46,320
Speaker 1: It was like, what's their country in the world? In Asia?

2852
02:30:48,720 --> 02:30:50,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, bro Cambo, what do you I don't know.

2853
02:30:50,440 --> 02:30:52,840
Speaker 1: I really don't know that. I can't have to think

2854
02:30:52,879 --> 02:30:54,720
Speaker 1: about that. Let me ask you. So, all of a

2855
02:30:54,840 --> 02:31:00,920
Speaker 1: Stone bought your life, right? The seg is amazing of cocaine.

2856
02:31:01,240 --> 02:31:02,840
Speaker 1: And you thought that they tried to get you high

2857
02:31:02,840 --> 02:31:03,959
Speaker 1: of cocaine to die.

2858
02:31:04,360 --> 02:31:10,160
Speaker 2: So you yeah, yeah, yeah, Oliverstone is a wild actually

2859
02:31:10,280 --> 02:31:12,280
Speaker 2: a segue from Vietnam to Oliver Stone to.

2860
02:31:14,000 --> 02:31:18,360
Speaker 1: Connect. Really, I was a journalistic. That's a really good story.

2861
02:31:18,840 --> 02:31:21,600
Speaker 3: So we ended up we ended up with body Hilton,

2862
02:31:22,360 --> 02:31:29,120
Speaker 3: the No No No, the Carlisle, cocaine everywhere, a pilot cocaine,

2863
02:31:29,680 --> 02:31:30,840
Speaker 3: and a penthouse suite.

2864
02:31:32,040 --> 02:31:35,160
Speaker 1: And I was sitting with one of the writers and

2865
02:31:35,280 --> 02:31:37,320
Speaker 1: he was like, so, what's your story? How does this end?

2866
02:31:37,840 --> 02:31:40,240
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know. He's like, what's

2867
02:31:40,320 --> 02:31:41,960
Speaker 1: the end of the story. And I was like, I

2868
02:31:42,040 --> 02:31:44,360
Speaker 1: have no fucking idea, And he's like, we should do

2869
02:31:44,440 --> 02:31:47,080
Speaker 1: more cocaine, and so we kept doing cocaine to get

2870
02:31:47,120 --> 02:31:49,560
Speaker 1: an idea. And we had just I just seen the

2871
02:31:50,520 --> 02:31:53,879
Speaker 1: the the premiere of the movie Magnolia with Tom Cruise,

2872
02:31:54,440 --> 02:31:56,800
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting in this the Argyles, the name of

2873
02:31:56,800 --> 02:31:59,120
Speaker 1: the hotel, the Argyle, and we're doing cocaine in the

2874
02:31:59,160 --> 02:32:02,680
Speaker 1: penthouse and uh. And I end up in the bathroom

2875
02:32:02,879 --> 02:32:05,800
Speaker 1: and there was a private entrance from the elevator to

2876
02:32:05,840 --> 02:32:08,520
Speaker 1: the lobby, and so I was like, and you get

2877
02:32:08,520 --> 02:32:10,280
Speaker 1: the fuck out of here. I go. I think they're

2878
02:32:10,280 --> 02:32:12,080
Speaker 1: trying to kill me. I think they're trying to kill me.

2879
02:32:12,120 --> 02:32:13,600
Speaker 1: To get the end of the story is that I

2880
02:32:13,680 --> 02:32:17,120
Speaker 1: die in a hotel in Hollywood. And I asked so

2881
02:32:17,200 --> 02:32:20,960
Speaker 1: many Hollywood actors it happens. Yeah, yeah. So I got

2882
02:32:21,040 --> 02:32:23,000
Speaker 1: in the hotel, I got in the elevator, hit the elevator,

2883
02:32:23,040 --> 02:32:25,320
Speaker 1: I got down to the floor. I'm highest on cocaine.

2884
02:32:25,640 --> 02:32:29,440
Speaker 1: I start walking down Sunset Boulevard and I and I

2885
02:32:29,560 --> 02:32:35,600
Speaker 1: walked past Marky Mark from the Fat Boys, No No, No,

2886
02:32:39,000 --> 02:32:42,720
Speaker 1: and the Fat Boys, not Markey, Marcus Prince Mark. I

2887
02:32:42,760 --> 02:32:43,800
Speaker 1: don't call him Mary Mark.

2888
02:32:44,360 --> 02:32:46,800
Speaker 2: You know, I think you got hip hop went away.

2889
02:32:47,840 --> 02:32:51,640
Speaker 2: I love you and you are killing it right down

2890
02:32:51,959 --> 02:32:58,119
Speaker 2: in my book. No, no, no, no, I don't call.

2891
02:33:00,800 --> 02:33:03,440
Speaker 1: J Todd. I called him to the real names. My

2892
02:33:03,600 --> 02:33:06,800
Speaker 1: warbur is my friend. He buged me in with Paddock Flip,

2893
02:33:06,840 --> 02:33:08,520
Speaker 1: even though they didn't give me a watch yet.

2894
02:33:08,680 --> 02:33:10,920
Speaker 3: Phelipe's a hard watch. Yet it's a hard one. I

2895
02:33:10,959 --> 02:33:12,480
Speaker 3: got to talk him on Constantine. I don't know if

2896
02:33:12,520 --> 02:33:13,760
Speaker 3: you know overseas turbion.

2897
02:33:13,800 --> 02:33:15,160
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't

2898
02:33:15,160 --> 02:33:15,560
Speaker 1: know if you know.

2899
02:33:15,879 --> 02:33:18,840
Speaker 3: I've I heard you got that listen he got, he got,

2900
02:33:18,879 --> 02:33:21,600
Speaker 3: he got depend on I wanted. I got pan in

2901
02:33:21,640 --> 02:33:24,040
Speaker 3: the car right outside what I mean? So I tried

2902
02:33:24,080 --> 02:33:25,600
Speaker 3: to get that. I wasn't successful.

2903
02:33:25,840 --> 02:33:29,000
Speaker 1: No. I I saw Mark Wahlberg on the street in

2904
02:33:29,120 --> 02:33:32,720
Speaker 1: a V neck white T shirt. After thought you were

2905
02:33:32,760 --> 02:33:34,840
Speaker 1: being murdered. After I thought it was being murdered. I was.

2906
02:33:35,000 --> 02:33:37,680
Speaker 1: And I'm not good with celebrities, and uh and I

2907
02:33:37,840 --> 02:33:39,600
Speaker 1: just I was high as fucking I was like Marky Mark.

2908
02:33:39,920 --> 02:33:42,000
Speaker 1: He didn't call him marky Mark. I called him marky Mark.

2909
02:33:42,080 --> 02:33:44,120
Speaker 1: And if I see him tomorrow, I call him marking Mark.

2910
02:33:44,240 --> 02:33:46,000
Speaker 1: You think I'm gonna he doesn't like it? Right? You

2911
02:33:46,040 --> 02:33:48,320
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna call him? I don't give a calling

2912
02:33:48,400 --> 02:33:51,120
Speaker 1: him mister Mark Warburg. Yes you are, Yes, I am.

2913
02:33:51,280 --> 02:33:53,800
Speaker 1: I'm overstart. I mean, let me tell you something. I

2914
02:33:53,840 --> 02:33:55,959
Speaker 1: see the Rock, I call him the Rock. I see

2915
02:33:56,000 --> 02:33:57,760
Speaker 1: Marky Mark, I call him Marky Mark. Do you see

2916
02:33:57,800 --> 02:34:02,760
Speaker 1: good vibrations when you see him? Come on, come on

2917
02:34:04,640 --> 02:34:09,320
Speaker 1: my pants and my ankle and showing my underwear. That

2918
02:34:09,480 --> 02:34:13,760
Speaker 1: a good song. Dude, he's a fucking dude. He's a legend.

2919
02:34:14,040 --> 02:34:18,279
Speaker 1: He's Dirk Diggler. True, he gotta. If he doesn't respect

2920
02:34:18,320 --> 02:34:20,840
Speaker 1: the game, he's put out, then he's not. He's not

2921
02:34:20,959 --> 02:34:22,640
Speaker 1: enjoying it the way he should. He has a great

2922
02:34:22,680 --> 02:34:25,400
Speaker 1: sekille as well. Yeah he does. What's his skiller? See,

2923
02:34:25,440 --> 02:34:27,720
Speaker 1: that's where we're fucked. That's why I think. Can I

2924
02:34:27,800 --> 02:34:31,400
Speaker 1: tell you our brand needs to be recovery because we

2925
02:34:31,480 --> 02:34:33,879
Speaker 1: did the show every fucking day. We party every fucking day.

2926
02:34:34,080 --> 02:34:36,680
Speaker 1: These guys don't drink every day, the Rock Mark, they

2927
02:34:36,680 --> 02:34:39,520
Speaker 1: don't drink every day. Yeah, we need to be in recovery,

2928
02:34:39,680 --> 02:34:42,800
Speaker 1: that's right. We need to be doing ivs and fucking

2929
02:34:43,400 --> 02:34:51,080
Speaker 1: and and fucking vitamins and and proteins. Whatever the thing

2930
02:34:51,680 --> 02:34:56,360
Speaker 1: needs to be is our thing in Iahuasca too. If

2931
02:34:56,400 --> 02:34:59,000
Speaker 1: you could give me a low grade ayahuasca, A low

2932
02:34:59,080 --> 02:35:02,440
Speaker 1: grade am I coffee. I want to take you to

2933
02:35:02,600 --> 02:35:06,240
Speaker 1: the jungle in Mexico. Let's do a documentary, I mean

2934
02:35:06,360 --> 02:35:12,360
Speaker 1: us three. I mean, let's do it, and then we

2935
02:35:12,440 --> 02:35:15,840
Speaker 1: do a podcast as we're tripping, and I was about

2936
02:35:15,879 --> 02:35:20,600
Speaker 1: that you can bringing after Yeah yeah, because I don't

2937
02:35:20,640 --> 02:35:23,000
Speaker 1: know what this ship is. It's actually very therapeutic, to

2938
02:35:23,040 --> 02:35:27,080
Speaker 1: be honest. I heard how people it is. That's how

2939
02:35:27,120 --> 02:35:29,440
Speaker 1: people get off. He do it, and you're sitting on

2940
02:35:29,480 --> 02:35:33,200
Speaker 1: a mud. I'm scared. Actually, I'm terrified because my boy

2941
02:35:33,280 --> 02:35:36,600
Speaker 1: city saw big as cobra trying to kill him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

2942
02:35:36,680 --> 02:35:38,360
Speaker 1: that's tie it up for right now. I'm gonna be

2943
02:35:40,080 --> 02:35:41,920
Speaker 1: One time I took a mess tab and I was

2944
02:35:41,959 --> 02:35:45,480
Speaker 1: on a sea saw by myself. I didn't know how

2945
02:35:45,520 --> 02:35:48,680
Speaker 1: I went up. And now I just I just tell

2946
02:35:48,680 --> 02:35:52,280
Speaker 1: you I would I would, I would not. I do

2947
02:35:52,400 --> 02:35:54,520
Speaker 1: not want to do ayawaska. Come on, shigne up with

2948
02:35:54,600 --> 02:35:56,960
Speaker 1: you guys. Let's go guys. By the way, I don't

2949
02:35:57,000 --> 02:36:01,200
Speaker 1: want to do a canoe. Yeah, I don't want to.

2950
02:36:01,200 --> 02:36:03,359
Speaker 3: Do ayahuasca, but I just want to have an experience

2951
02:36:03,640 --> 02:36:06,520
Speaker 3: that I got to say, Holy moly, we did it, and.

2952
02:36:06,600 --> 02:36:10,760
Speaker 1: Then let's I love that you say that, But let

2953
02:36:10,800 --> 02:36:14,080
Speaker 1: me ask you, because it is crazy. Go your daughter

2954
02:36:14,280 --> 02:36:18,840
Speaker 1: got teeth done and you cried on Whitney, let me

2955
02:36:18,879 --> 02:36:21,440
Speaker 1: tell you what you mean you got teeth. Let me

2956
02:36:21,480 --> 02:36:23,000
Speaker 1: tell you a story, and then you tell me when

2957
02:36:23,040 --> 02:36:24,720
Speaker 1: we have to get out of here. Let me tell

2958
02:36:24,720 --> 02:36:30,440
Speaker 1: you the story. She's been saying it. You're crying. You're

2959
02:36:30,440 --> 02:36:33,240
Speaker 1: doing what my wife does. I tell you, I know

2960
02:36:33,360 --> 02:36:37,080
Speaker 1: you are. You're telling the story. Yes, I told you so, Georgia,

2961
02:36:37,080 --> 02:36:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm my oldest. Uh tripped in a pair of crocs.

2962
02:36:40,400 --> 02:36:44,240
Speaker 1: Don't ever wear crocs. They're bad. Broke her jaw, all

2963
02:36:44,280 --> 02:36:47,400
Speaker 1: the teeth in the top and bottom. Leanne calls me,

2964
02:36:47,920 --> 02:36:51,080
Speaker 1: it's bad fucking news. We need to go a new surgeon.

2965
02:36:51,400 --> 02:36:54,120
Speaker 1: We have a meeting on Monday morning. They think they

2966
02:36:54,160 --> 02:36:55,880
Speaker 1: can do it. We got to put her under. It's

2967
02:36:55,879 --> 02:36:59,440
Speaker 1: super dangerous because it's a baby. Oh baby, Oh shoot

2968
02:36:59,480 --> 02:37:01,880
Speaker 1: baby shoes I three years old? Four years old? Oh

2969
02:37:01,920 --> 02:37:04,800
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, And so I'm a mess. I'm a mess.

2970
02:37:05,000 --> 02:37:07,720
Speaker 1: Leanne tells me take a Xanax before you even go in,

2971
02:37:08,080 --> 02:37:10,640
Speaker 1: because I don't want to know what you dude, bro

2972
02:37:11,600 --> 02:37:15,160
Speaker 1: bro right. I mean like, I'll ship on her all

2973
02:37:15,200 --> 02:37:17,600
Speaker 1: day long, but she's a fucking bad bitch. Yes, yes,

2974
02:37:17,959 --> 02:37:23,120
Speaker 1: So I takes I go in. I'm not good at

2975
02:37:23,160 --> 02:37:24,879
Speaker 1: six in the morning. It's like before they even open,

2976
02:37:25,600 --> 02:37:30,040
Speaker 1: So bring Georgia in. They're like, we're gonna have to

2977
02:37:30,080 --> 02:37:32,960
Speaker 1: put her under. They can't find a vein. When I

2978
02:37:32,959 --> 02:37:36,400
Speaker 1: say put it under, that means yes, they can't find

2979
02:37:36,400 --> 02:37:37,800
Speaker 1: a vein. They're going in and in and in, and

2980
02:37:37,840 --> 02:37:41,280
Speaker 1: there's and and it's not fine one. So they say

2981
02:37:41,320 --> 02:37:43,879
Speaker 1: to me, hey, listen, we're gonna need to give her gas,

2982
02:37:43,959 --> 02:37:47,080
Speaker 1: but we need her breathing evenly, so like, can you

2983
02:37:47,520 --> 02:37:49,040
Speaker 1: We need you to talk to her. You need to

2984
02:37:49,080 --> 02:37:51,360
Speaker 1: get her breathing evenly so that we can put the

2985
02:37:51,400 --> 02:37:53,560
Speaker 1: gas mask on her Jesus. And I'm like, I'm like,

2986
02:37:53,640 --> 02:37:55,520
Speaker 1: hey man, I'm not super trained for this, Like I'm

2987
02:37:55,560 --> 02:37:59,000
Speaker 1: an alcoholic. I just took annex, like this isn't my

2988
02:37:59,240 --> 02:38:02,280
Speaker 1: strong suit. And they're like, hey, I remember the lady

2989
02:38:02,360 --> 02:38:04,960
Speaker 1: going be a daddy, be a daddy, And I'm like, okay, okay,

2990
02:38:05,200 --> 02:38:08,440
Speaker 1: so I line up. I'm like, all right, George, it's

2991
02:38:08,480 --> 02:38:10,959
Speaker 1: everything's gonna be fine. We're gonna fix your mouth. It's

2992
02:38:11,040 --> 02:38:13,480
Speaker 1: totally fine. You're gonna What we're gonna do is we're

2993
02:38:13,480 --> 02:38:17,560
Speaker 1: gonna they need to knock out, but we need to

2994
02:38:17,920 --> 02:38:21,360
Speaker 1: mask on her and she needs to breathe. Yes, so

2995
02:38:21,640 --> 02:38:24,520
Speaker 1: I said, I go, it's okay, I need you to

2996
02:38:24,879 --> 02:38:26,880
Speaker 1: just take deep breaths with me. We're gonna breathe together,

2997
02:38:27,280 --> 02:38:28,800
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna sleep. And then she looks at

2998
02:38:28,800 --> 02:38:30,000
Speaker 1: me and she goes, what if I don't wake up?

2999
02:38:30,000 --> 02:38:32,720
Speaker 1: And I go, that's a great question. Hold on, hey, guys,

3000
02:38:32,760 --> 02:38:34,400
Speaker 1: if she doesn't wake up, what happens is we take

3001
02:38:34,440 --> 02:38:35,840
Speaker 1: the body with us. And I'm like, oh, this is

3002
02:38:36,000 --> 02:38:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm starting to fucking flip out now, okay, okay, I

3003
02:38:38,360 --> 02:38:41,279
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, and then they just we breathe,

3004
02:38:41,320 --> 02:38:43,160
Speaker 1: We put a mask on her, and she goes out

3005
02:38:43,200 --> 02:38:48,320
Speaker 1: and I start, uh sobbing uncontrollably, uncontrollably so bad that

3006
02:38:48,400 --> 02:38:49,640
Speaker 1: they move me out of the room, put me in

3007
02:38:49,680 --> 02:38:53,320
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I'm crying in the bathroom so bad. I'm

3008
02:38:53,360 --> 02:38:55,480
Speaker 1: in there for like five minutes, and I'm just laughing

3009
02:38:55,520 --> 02:38:58,760
Speaker 1: at how bad, how vulnerable I am. I never thought

3010
02:38:58,760 --> 02:39:00,600
Speaker 1: it was a man that they'll a woman I would

3011
02:39:00,680 --> 02:39:03,400
Speaker 1: pick would put me in this situation, because now I'm

3012
02:39:03,480 --> 02:39:06,720
Speaker 1: fucking aut there. I go into the fucking waiting room

3013
02:39:07,320 --> 02:39:09,720
Speaker 1: and it's now it's full. It's like the room's open.

3014
02:39:10,080 --> 02:39:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm crying uncontrollably. My wife's next to me, she's crying.

3015
02:39:15,080 --> 02:39:17,240
Speaker 1: There's a kid in there. He's like he's looking at Dad,

3016
02:39:17,280 --> 02:39:19,119
Speaker 1: like I thought you said it wasn't going to be that, Pat.

3017
02:39:20,520 --> 02:39:22,680
Speaker 1: There's a black chick and she's looking at me and

3018
02:39:22,760 --> 02:39:24,960
Speaker 1: she's trying to calm me down the way you know,

3019
02:39:25,120 --> 02:39:27,040
Speaker 1: like you've seen the Matrix, you know how black chick

3020
02:39:27,080 --> 02:39:29,360
Speaker 1: can calm my white dude down like he is talking

3021
02:39:29,400 --> 02:39:35,360
Speaker 1: to Chip Coche Fine, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a

3022
02:39:35,400 --> 02:39:41,320
Speaker 1: deep dive. It's a deep so you go, what, I'm

3023
02:39:41,360 --> 02:39:43,600
Speaker 1: not having it. I'm crying so bad, my vision's blurry.

3024
02:39:43,640 --> 02:39:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm a mess. We are in the waiting room with

3025
02:39:46,160 --> 02:39:49,120
Speaker 1: me and my wife crying uncontrollaby for about ten minutes

3026
02:39:49,560 --> 02:39:51,720
Speaker 1: and then they come out and they're like, your daughter's

3027
02:39:51,800 --> 02:39:58,920
Speaker 1: out the room. Applauds. They're like, thank god. We go back. Yeah,

3028
02:39:59,400 --> 02:40:01,880
Speaker 1: they're like thank oh god. They're fine. Okay. We go

3029
02:40:02,040 --> 02:40:04,080
Speaker 1: back to the receiving room, which is like a leather

3030
02:40:04,160 --> 02:40:08,400
Speaker 1: couch and a curtain. There's an expensive Dennis in Beverly Hills.

3031
02:40:09,000 --> 02:40:12,640
Speaker 1: And we sit down with Georgia and she calls on

3032
02:40:12,680 --> 02:40:15,879
Speaker 1: her mouth it's crazy. All of a sudden, the curtain

3033
02:40:15,959 --> 02:40:21,600
Speaker 1: opens and it's the black chick, Whitney Houston. You knew

3034
02:40:21,600 --> 02:40:23,640
Speaker 1: it was Whitney other side. I did not. I did not.

3035
02:40:24,320 --> 02:40:26,680
Speaker 1: She puts her arm on me. She goes, it's tough

3036
02:40:26,800 --> 02:40:32,040
Speaker 1: being a daddy, and I'm like, it's Leanne drops Georgia

3037
02:40:32,080 --> 02:40:36,680
Speaker 1: on the ground. She sits down with Georgia and LeAnn

3038
02:40:36,800 --> 02:40:40,520
Speaker 1: and Leanne and strokes Georgia's hair and talks to her

3039
02:40:40,520 --> 02:40:42,480
Speaker 1: about being a mom, about how hard it is being

3040
02:40:42,520 --> 02:40:44,840
Speaker 1: a mom. They never grow up, they never grow up

3041
02:40:44,879 --> 02:40:46,760
Speaker 1: for you. They're always your babies. And we sat with

3042
02:40:46,840 --> 02:40:50,280
Speaker 1: her for like five fucking minutes. And then and then

3043
02:40:50,320 --> 02:40:55,400
Speaker 1: we heard the doctor go missus Houston. She's like, all right,

3044
02:40:55,520 --> 02:40:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm going in. The reason we got the antesthesiologist is

3045
02:40:59,160 --> 02:41:03,520
Speaker 1: because Whitney Houston one of the anstesiologists. And so then yeah,

3046
02:41:03,920 --> 02:41:05,920
Speaker 1: and then we go to pay for the ansthesiologists. It's

3047
02:41:05,959 --> 02:41:08,039
Speaker 1: paid for when used and covered it all. We didn't

3048
02:41:08,040 --> 02:41:10,400
Speaker 1: pay for it. We didn't pay for it. Yeah, and

3049
02:41:10,480 --> 02:41:15,199
Speaker 1: then and then the anesthesiologist goes, where's mister Costner these days?

3050
02:41:15,480 --> 02:41:17,720
Speaker 1: And I hear Winnie Houston, O put me the fuck

3051
02:41:17,879 --> 02:41:26,880
Speaker 1: under the body guy. She was over that. Oh I

3052
02:41:26,920 --> 02:41:30,440
Speaker 1: get it. I know my head. Did we finish the bottle?

3053
02:41:30,640 --> 02:41:34,600
Speaker 1: We we almost finished? We almost finished. We got to finish.

3054
02:41:35,120 --> 02:41:40,720
Speaker 1: I got another rehabit you need it. I'm drinking. Yeah, yeah, No.

3055
02:41:40,760 --> 02:41:43,400
Speaker 1: Winnie Houston was a very sweet lady. She her teeth

3056
02:41:43,440 --> 02:41:46,800
Speaker 1: looked beautiful, she looked perfect. She perfect. This is when

3057
02:41:46,879 --> 02:41:50,119
Speaker 1: Georgia must have been three. So whatever that was, but yeah,

3058
02:41:50,240 --> 02:41:54,760
Speaker 1: must have been tough. Yeah. One thing I noticed about you,

3059
02:41:55,840 --> 02:42:00,280
Speaker 1: it's uh predominantly you know, blacks, and that tea knows

3060
02:42:00,320 --> 02:42:04,760
Speaker 1: we stick to one drink. Do whiskey, that's it. Yeah,

3061
02:42:06,040 --> 02:42:09,720
Speaker 1: do champagne, that's it. One thing I know about you.

3062
02:42:10,520 --> 02:42:14,520
Speaker 1: You can mix it up, so you can. If I

3063
02:42:14,640 --> 02:42:16,800
Speaker 1: was the bust of champagne open, you could get down

3064
02:42:16,920 --> 02:42:22,040
Speaker 1: the champagne. Yeah, I'm the un of alcoholism. I like

3065
02:42:22,120 --> 02:42:25,840
Speaker 1: it all. I like it all. Ship pain love a

3066
02:42:25,920 --> 02:42:27,880
Speaker 1: cold beer of cod beer, I got one for you.

3067
02:42:28,280 --> 02:42:30,360
Speaker 1: I love a cold beer. I love a champagne. I

3068
02:42:30,440 --> 02:42:32,160
Speaker 1: love a rose. I never said no to a rose.

3069
02:42:32,360 --> 02:42:37,680
Speaker 1: How about a jega Maestu. That's interesting. We're introducing the Nazis.

3070
02:42:38,400 --> 02:42:41,920
Speaker 1: Got you know my favorite little f ball? I got fireballs.

3071
02:42:42,080 --> 02:42:45,000
Speaker 1: I love fireball. I used to think fireball wasn't a

3072
02:42:45,080 --> 02:42:48,040
Speaker 1: drink because it's a breath fresh. I was like, yeah,

3073
02:42:48,040 --> 02:42:51,120
Speaker 1: it's a breath So we used to do to be

3074
02:42:51,160 --> 02:42:52,520
Speaker 1: honest with you guys, I want to be honest with

3075
02:42:52,560 --> 02:42:55,480
Speaker 1: you both, that's real alcoholic ship. Yeah. I was like,

3076
02:42:55,600 --> 02:42:59,000
Speaker 1: I was like, that was a your breath due. I

3077
02:42:59,040 --> 02:43:01,800
Speaker 1: remember this girl was like at the at my club.

3078
02:43:01,959 --> 02:43:04,080
Speaker 1: At the club I was doing and we used to

3079
02:43:04,120 --> 02:43:06,119
Speaker 1: do tops off shots, so if you had your top off,

3080
02:43:06,160 --> 02:43:08,760
Speaker 1: you could do shots for like half off, so everyone

3081
02:43:08,879 --> 02:43:11,640
Speaker 1: was naked. Everyone was naked. Oh yeah, top off? You

3082
02:43:11,720 --> 02:43:13,959
Speaker 1: top you mean top off? I wish I could show

3083
02:43:13,959 --> 02:43:17,480
Speaker 1: you the picture. You'd be like okay, and uh. But

3084
02:43:17,600 --> 02:43:19,320
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm going to drink the machine under the

3085
02:43:19,360 --> 02:43:21,200
Speaker 1: table tonight. And I was like, I was like, Oh,

3086
02:43:21,480 --> 02:43:23,400
Speaker 1: you don't know anything about me. I haven't started drinking.

3087
02:43:23,440 --> 02:43:26,080
Speaker 1: I don't drink on stage. I barely drink on stage.

3088
02:43:26,080 --> 02:43:28,880
Speaker 1: I noticed that, didn't I say? That? Didn't I say?

3089
02:43:29,160 --> 02:43:31,480
Speaker 1: And so I drank her under the table and they

3090
02:43:31,560 --> 02:43:34,800
Speaker 1: carried her out shirtless in the snow, and I walked

3091
02:43:34,879 --> 02:43:36,760
Speaker 1: out to her as they were bringing out to the car,

3092
02:43:36,760 --> 02:43:38,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, I whispered, there, I go you okay,

3093
02:43:39,160 --> 02:43:41,480
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm fine. I said, you have your time tonight.

3094
02:43:41,560 --> 02:43:43,720
Speaker 1: She goes. I did thank you so much. I said, hey,

3095
02:43:43,800 --> 02:43:46,320
Speaker 1: I'll never fucking forget I'm the fucking machine.

3096
02:43:47,280 --> 02:43:50,520
Speaker 3: As soon as they said norway, he's going to challenge

3097
02:43:50,560 --> 02:43:50,800
Speaker 3: you to.

3098
02:43:50,920 --> 02:43:54,440
Speaker 1: Drink and I'm not. I'm not that guy with drinking

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02:43:54,560 --> 02:43:56,240
Speaker 1: like I like to drink ap to hunt. I like,

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02:43:56,840 --> 02:44:00,640
Speaker 1: this has been, I mean, the best scenario I have

3101
02:44:00,680 --> 02:44:02,040
Speaker 1: ever been in my entire life. So let me just

3102
02:44:02,040 --> 02:44:04,280
Speaker 1: tell you something. This. This is my friend right here. Yeah.

3103
02:44:04,520 --> 02:44:07,200
Speaker 3: And I had to drink Champs title for so long,

3104
02:44:07,280 --> 02:44:09,959
Speaker 3: and he used to come to my house on Christmas,

3105
02:44:11,480 --> 02:44:16,120
Speaker 3: on Christmas, on Christmas, on Thanksgiving and he'll come and

3106
02:44:16,320 --> 02:44:17,920
Speaker 3: try to battle me and drinking.

3107
02:44:18,240 --> 02:44:20,400
Speaker 1: I had to make him earl out his nose.

3108
02:44:21,200 --> 02:44:23,280
Speaker 3: I had to make him like he wanted to battle me.

3109
02:44:23,520 --> 02:44:26,000
Speaker 3: And I drink with him and I made him earl

3110
02:44:26,200 --> 02:44:32,959
Speaker 3: out his nose. Carbones gone. Yes, yes, they can't fuck

3111
02:44:33,240 --> 02:44:35,880
Speaker 3: needs to grow up. They can't fuck with me. And

3112
02:44:36,000 --> 02:44:38,600
Speaker 3: by the way, they can't fun because.

3113
02:44:38,440 --> 02:44:42,400
Speaker 1: You the our god. Oh that man put that to

3114
02:44:42,520 --> 02:44:47,200
Speaker 1: the universe. We're making the Drunkers Drink Druggle, the Drunk

3115
02:44:47,400 --> 02:44:56,200
Speaker 1: Drunk Bible, the Drunk World Drunk Awards, and we do

3116
02:44:56,200 --> 02:44:58,560
Speaker 1: an iowas in the jungle. I can't wait. You're the

3117
02:44:58,600 --> 02:45:01,000
Speaker 1: only one pushing this. I think we I think we

3118
02:45:01,120 --> 02:45:02,880
Speaker 1: hit up celebrities when they fall out the wagon of

3119
02:45:02,920 --> 02:45:04,800
Speaker 1: me and you go find them and then take them

3120
02:45:04,840 --> 02:45:08,959
Speaker 1: on the ultimate party. Y'all got to do that. Yo're

3121
02:45:09,000 --> 02:45:14,240
Speaker 1: going to get your ass back because I listen, I

3122
02:45:14,320 --> 02:45:16,720
Speaker 1: said it earlier, and because I don't want to find

3123
02:45:16,800 --> 02:45:19,920
Speaker 1: nobody who actually really think they have an addiction. I

3124
02:45:20,120 --> 02:45:24,160
Speaker 1: just don't believe being an attict is a real world.

3125
02:45:24,160 --> 02:45:26,119
Speaker 1: I think that if you're in control of your life,

3126
02:45:26,520 --> 02:45:31,480
Speaker 1: you can actually do whatever. That's because we're like the no, no, no,

3127
02:45:31,640 --> 02:45:33,360
Speaker 1: you know what it is. I said, We're like, we're

3128
02:45:33,440 --> 02:45:37,040
Speaker 1: like skinny people talking to fat people because because we're like,

3129
02:45:37,160 --> 02:45:39,000
Speaker 1: we don't have a problem with it. But they got

3130
02:45:39,080 --> 02:45:41,560
Speaker 1: to like, as a fat person, I go, yeah, how

3131
02:45:41,640 --> 02:45:44,080
Speaker 1: then am I losing weight? You're skinny face the same

3132
02:45:44,080 --> 02:45:46,120
Speaker 1: as you, and they're skinny your I don't listen to

3133
02:45:46,200 --> 02:45:49,920
Speaker 1: people who's never been married giving me married advice. Yeah,

3134
02:45:50,120 --> 02:45:51,840
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to listen to people who never

3135
02:45:51,920 --> 02:45:55,520
Speaker 1: really got drunk. Oh, well, that's different. Different, that is

3136
02:45:55,600 --> 02:45:55,960
Speaker 1: the same.

3137
02:45:56,240 --> 02:45:58,760
Speaker 2: No, that is different, like people who who never just said,

3138
02:45:58,800 --> 02:46:00,840
Speaker 2: you're saying there's nothing, no is addiction.

3139
02:46:00,959 --> 02:46:01,600
Speaker 1: Of course there is no.

3140
02:46:01,720 --> 02:46:05,160
Speaker 3: I That's why I said I'm capful of saying that,

3141
02:46:05,520 --> 02:46:08,040
Speaker 3: because what I mean is, I feel like you're in control.

3142
02:46:08,440 --> 02:46:10,320
Speaker 1: If you are a real man, that's because that's because

3143
02:46:10,360 --> 02:46:12,480
Speaker 1: we are. That's because we are. That's because we are.

3144
02:46:13,800 --> 02:46:16,160
Speaker 1: You are. I know, I know people are, and I

3145
02:46:16,240 --> 02:46:18,680
Speaker 1: know I've seen people that are. Well that addiction is

3146
02:46:18,720 --> 02:46:21,959
Speaker 1: actually a disease. I've seen it because we are. It's

3147
02:46:22,000 --> 02:46:26,200
Speaker 1: a crazy thing, is that we are. And and I

3148
02:46:26,360 --> 02:46:29,800
Speaker 1: cannot understand it when people lose control. I don't. I

3149
02:46:29,879 --> 02:46:31,920
Speaker 1: don't get it. I go, I go. Don't even think

3150
02:46:31,920 --> 02:46:34,920
Speaker 1: about your family, or don't you think about like work

3151
02:46:35,240 --> 02:46:38,360
Speaker 1: or like like even tonight, I've been fairly measured with

3152
02:46:38,480 --> 02:46:40,000
Speaker 1: the way I drink. I know I have a press

3153
02:46:40,160 --> 02:46:42,320
Speaker 1: junk in the morning. I know I have a flight tonight.

3154
02:46:42,400 --> 02:46:44,400
Speaker 1: I know I won't drink probably much on the flight tonight.

3155
02:46:44,600 --> 02:46:47,520
Speaker 1: But like that's because we are. We got super fucking lucky,

3156
02:46:47,800 --> 02:46:49,879
Speaker 1: we got really lucky, and that we get to enjoy

3157
02:46:49,959 --> 02:46:53,199
Speaker 1: our ship. Like and if you're lucky, if you're lucky,

3158
02:46:53,680 --> 02:46:56,039
Speaker 1: enjoy your luck. Try to understand these people that I'm lucky.

3159
02:46:56,280 --> 02:46:58,640
Speaker 1: But like, at the same time, I get, I get

3160
02:46:58,760 --> 02:46:59,960
Speaker 1: exactly what you're fucking saying.

3161
02:47:00,120 --> 02:47:02,200
Speaker 3: But because you know what I like, I said, I

3162
02:47:02,280 --> 02:47:04,400
Speaker 3: feel like I know you right, even though this is

3163
02:47:04,480 --> 02:47:06,440
Speaker 3: my I know you so much.

3164
02:47:06,480 --> 02:47:10,000
Speaker 1: You got Leanne right? Who is your wife? Reminds me

3165
02:47:10,320 --> 02:47:11,680
Speaker 1: of Neary who is my wife?

3166
02:47:11,720 --> 02:47:11,840
Speaker 2: Right?

3167
02:47:12,520 --> 02:47:15,240
Speaker 3: Larry doesn't let me get away with nothing, but she

3168
02:47:15,400 --> 02:47:18,480
Speaker 3: supports the ship that she doesn't.

3169
02:47:18,360 --> 02:47:22,800
Speaker 1: Agree with fucking strip clubs, fucking no no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

3170
02:47:23,240 --> 02:47:29,960
Speaker 1: You know what you're talking about. What I'm saying is

3171
02:47:30,080 --> 02:47:34,039
Speaker 1: she supports my my dumb ideas, my dude genius ideas,

3172
02:47:34,840 --> 02:47:36,119
Speaker 1: and that's kind of all we want.

3173
02:47:36,560 --> 02:47:39,920
Speaker 3: And it's like, I love that, I love I love

3174
02:47:39,959 --> 02:47:42,040
Speaker 3: that I have a supportive wife. So is that you

3175
02:47:42,160 --> 02:47:43,600
Speaker 3: think a part of it?

3176
02:47:44,200 --> 02:47:47,040
Speaker 1: Without a doubt, my wife realized she wasn't gonna change me,

3177
02:47:47,879 --> 02:47:49,760
Speaker 1: she was gonna fall in love with me, and she

3178
02:47:49,840 --> 02:47:52,440
Speaker 1: fell in love with me, and I'm a broken dude.

3179
02:47:52,480 --> 02:47:54,640
Speaker 1: Like I grew up in Florida. Strip clubs are different

3180
02:47:54,680 --> 02:47:56,880
Speaker 1: in Florida than they are in the rest of the world. Yeah,

3181
02:47:57,000 --> 02:48:01,240
Speaker 1: so like so like Lene for us, for us strip clubs, Yeah,

3182
02:48:01,640 --> 02:48:03,360
Speaker 1: strip clubs are like an event. You go to a

3183
02:48:03,400 --> 02:48:04,920
Speaker 1: strip club at the end of the night. That's how

3184
02:48:04,959 --> 02:48:07,280
Speaker 1: you close your like church, Yeah, you got a church

3185
02:48:07,320 --> 02:48:11,039
Speaker 1: in the strip club. Strip club like you know, it's

3186
02:48:11,080 --> 02:48:14,360
Speaker 1: part of the culture and so and so I Leanne

3187
02:48:14,440 --> 02:48:17,120
Speaker 1: just didn't question it. She went, okay, cool, you don't cheat, right,

3188
02:48:17,120 --> 02:48:19,240
Speaker 1: And I was like, nope, right, you get left ask

3189
02:48:19,560 --> 02:48:21,920
Speaker 1: and it's cool, right, I said, it's all above board.

3190
02:48:22,240 --> 02:48:25,600
Speaker 1: We're all cool. Sometimes they get a little you know,

3191
02:48:26,240 --> 02:48:29,520
Speaker 1: but but but will Smith is in there. You don't.

3192
02:48:29,560 --> 02:48:33,440
Speaker 1: You won't bend it over, so she'll let you chee.

3193
02:48:33,520 --> 02:48:36,560
Speaker 1: What the dude? My daughter said that the other day.

3194
02:48:36,840 --> 02:48:40,000
Speaker 1: My daughter goes, hey, if you ever cheat on mom,

3195
02:48:40,160 --> 02:48:42,800
Speaker 1: I'll never speak to you again. And I go, okay,

3196
02:48:42,920 --> 02:48:44,680
Speaker 1: I go, what if mom cheated on me? She goes,

3197
02:48:44,959 --> 02:48:48,720
Speaker 1: I'd get it, and I went for real, she goes yeah,

3198
02:48:49,160 --> 02:48:50,920
Speaker 1: and then she goes, you know, she works really hard.

3199
02:48:51,120 --> 02:48:54,880
Speaker 1: She goes she goes, I get it if you cheat

3200
02:48:54,920 --> 02:48:56,400
Speaker 1: it with a dude, and I went for real and

3201
02:48:56,480 --> 02:48:59,760
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, you're a little gay, my daughter, that's

3202
02:48:59,800 --> 02:49:03,080
Speaker 1: my already. Hey, you're done the stand up already? No, yeah,

3203
02:49:03,720 --> 02:49:07,680
Speaker 1: she ship but yeah, like like Leanne gets me, she

3204
02:49:07,760 --> 02:49:10,920
Speaker 1: gets my lifestyle, she gets everything. Everything. Man, that that

3205
02:49:11,040 --> 02:49:13,360
Speaker 1: woman trusts me and I trust her. It's like when

3206
02:49:13,400 --> 02:49:16,080
Speaker 1: you know, you know, I got cheated on before and

3207
02:49:16,200 --> 02:49:18,840
Speaker 1: I and it saw not good. But then you meet

3208
02:49:18,920 --> 02:49:21,560
Speaker 1: the check where you go that chick doesn't do that,

3209
02:49:22,240 --> 02:49:25,240
Speaker 1: and then if that's on you, your fuck forever. Leanne's

3210
02:49:25,240 --> 02:49:27,440
Speaker 1: that check. Like if she ever cheated on me L

3211
02:49:27,760 --> 02:49:31,600
Speaker 1: two three, if she ever cheated on me, I'd have

3212
02:49:31,640 --> 02:49:34,680
Speaker 1: to murder her. I read my whole and the dogs

3213
02:49:34,720 --> 02:49:44,840
Speaker 1: and then we go two dogs honestly believe her. I

3214
02:49:44,959 --> 02:49:49,360
Speaker 1: love it, man, I'll fucking murder that woman I love. Yeah,

3215
02:49:49,360 --> 02:49:51,959
Speaker 1: I put that. Put that. If I fucking love her

3216
02:49:52,040 --> 02:49:55,600
Speaker 1: too much, this will be used against you, This will

3217
02:49:55,600 --> 02:49:58,680
Speaker 1: be using against me. I fucking wasted. Yes, I gotta

3218
02:49:58,680 --> 02:50:01,480
Speaker 1: get on a Jeff flight. Are no, no, listen, you

3219
02:50:01,640 --> 02:50:04,840
Speaker 1: want to do pictures and drops and that's it. I said,

3220
02:50:04,879 --> 02:50:10,000
Speaker 1: You're done. Listen man, hold on, this has been the

3221
02:50:10,160 --> 02:50:14,040
Speaker 1: coolest thing I've ever done. Like you remember I did

3222
02:50:14,200 --> 02:50:16,520
Speaker 1: Rogan back in the day when it didn't matter, like

3223
02:50:16,720 --> 02:50:19,680
Speaker 1: this matters to me. Like you guys. I watch you

3224
02:50:19,760 --> 02:50:23,760
Speaker 1: guys so much. You have such are trying to give

3225
02:50:23,760 --> 02:50:28,040
Speaker 1: you your fly. Please. Let me just tell you. I

3226
02:50:28,120 --> 02:50:31,480
Speaker 1: have never seen my crew this excited. No, you know,

3227
02:50:31,560 --> 02:50:33,360
Speaker 1: I said to them, I said, no one will be

3228
02:50:33,400 --> 02:50:36,840
Speaker 1: in there because I'm not fucking damn. Actually, Jada p

3229
02:50:37,040 --> 02:50:42,560
Speaker 1: Casser shout like I said, no, you are.

3230
02:50:43,160 --> 02:50:45,840
Speaker 3: Let me just give you a prop, sir, you are

3231
02:50:45,879 --> 02:50:49,400
Speaker 3: absolutely wrong. I have never seen my crew show up early.

3232
02:50:50,640 --> 02:50:53,600
Speaker 3: They showed up early, and they all sitting there. Everybody

3233
02:50:53,640 --> 02:50:58,160
Speaker 3: got a bottle and we're like, chill because I can't start.

3234
02:50:58,200 --> 02:50:59,720
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't drink.

3235
02:50:59,560 --> 02:51:03,000
Speaker 3: Before I fucked this interview up if I was drinking before,

3236
02:51:03,160 --> 02:51:06,080
Speaker 3: so I can't drink. But boy, it was my friend

3237
02:51:06,160 --> 02:51:10,400
Speaker 3: Mike Booth Combos here, Oh my god, everyone Sonny D.

3238
02:51:10,720 --> 02:51:14,000
Speaker 3: Sonny D came with it. I'm sitting back and I'm like, no,

3239
02:51:14,600 --> 02:51:18,120
Speaker 3: we can't. We can't drink till he gets here. And

3240
02:51:18,280 --> 02:51:22,160
Speaker 3: we and by the way, not only you delivered, you

3241
02:51:22,240 --> 02:51:28,359
Speaker 3: went above and beyond. We really appreciate your energy, your existence,

3242
02:51:28,600 --> 02:51:31,800
Speaker 3: your life, everything that you're doing, your family sharing, your

3243
02:51:31,840 --> 02:51:34,040
Speaker 3: family stories, the secrets everything.

3244
02:51:34,320 --> 02:51:35,800
Speaker 1: We really appreciate you. Man like.

3245
02:51:35,879 --> 02:51:38,400
Speaker 3: And then I'm being honest with you, like like I said,

3246
02:51:39,400 --> 02:51:41,680
Speaker 3: I fell in love with you as a drinker. Afterwards,

3247
02:51:42,080 --> 02:51:44,080
Speaker 3: I fell in love with you as a comedian. First.

3248
02:51:44,640 --> 02:51:46,400
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. And I'm saying that straight up.

3249
02:51:47,600 --> 02:51:50,000
Speaker 3: Like I said, my wife said to me, I didn't

3250
02:51:50,040 --> 02:51:53,320
Speaker 3: have to describe you. I said, one of my favorite comedians.

3251
02:51:53,400 --> 02:51:55,640
Speaker 3: And she goes, oh, the white guy with no shirt.

3252
02:51:57,480 --> 02:51:59,920
Speaker 1: Excited. Man, listen, And I'm being honest with you. You

3253
02:52:00,280 --> 02:52:03,600
Speaker 1: deliver it. You did everything we wanted to do. I

3254
02:52:04,320 --> 02:52:07,160
Speaker 1: so much appreciate you. I so much appreciate what you do.

3255
02:52:07,840 --> 02:52:10,200
Speaker 1: I want you to continue to do it. Continue to

3256
02:52:10,280 --> 02:52:10,760
Speaker 1: go out.

3257
02:52:10,640 --> 02:52:13,760
Speaker 3: There with a Rolex song with no shirt, keep making

3258
02:52:13,800 --> 02:52:15,640
Speaker 3: this daytone up presidential.

3259
02:52:15,800 --> 02:52:17,400
Speaker 1: You would do whatever the fuck you want to do.

3260
02:52:17,840 --> 02:52:19,960
Speaker 1: Keep that watch on, because you gotta let the motherfuckers

3261
02:52:20,040 --> 02:52:24,920
Speaker 1: know you out here. FU. Yeah, you are out here.

3262
02:52:25,480 --> 02:52:30,640
Speaker 3: And in case you don't know, you are legend, your icon.

3263
02:52:32,400 --> 02:52:37,240
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, these people right here is your fucking tribe.

3264
02:52:38,000 --> 02:52:40,480
Speaker 1: And and and and to us.

3265
02:52:41,240 --> 02:52:44,200
Speaker 3: You are to drink God. So in our drink Bible,

3266
02:52:46,040 --> 02:52:48,080
Speaker 3: that speech is the very first song.

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02:52:49,640 --> 02:52:57,720
Speaker 1: That's the genesis. Just take official d Let's finish, Let's

3268
02:52:57,720 --> 02:53:06,119
Speaker 1: finish drink. Let's finish the drink dr That's how comor

3269
02:53:06,200 --> 02:53:06,640
Speaker 1: Ball was.

3270
02:53:07,800 --> 02:53:11,640
Speaker 2: Drink Champs is a Drink Champs LLC production in association

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02:53:11,760 --> 02:53:16,120
Speaker 2: with Interval Presents. Hosts and executive producers n O r

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02:53:16,200 --> 02:53:21,119
Speaker 2: E and dj e FN from Interval Presents executive producers

3273
02:53:21,240 --> 02:53:23,279
Speaker 2: Alan Coy and Jake Kleinberg.

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02:53:23,959 --> 02:53:25,039
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Speaker 1: Of God of had of It, had of It,