Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Where's bad Larry.
Speaker 1: I tried to call him, hopefully rehab. No, Dice can't
Speaker 1: got to rehab for a districting beer. I think is
Speaker 1: as we've tried to kick you out. Yeah, Ben Larry
Speaker 1: said he was going to a funeral today, didn't he. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's ready if he calls in from the funeral, that
Speaker 1: would be all time great from the funeral. Yeah, opencast, Yeah, Marv,
Speaker 1: Marv's gonna answer the phone. Here. Let's see if bad Larry,
Speaker 1: Bad Larry should want to call us up. Fifteen units unbelievable, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Dylan and the shine is off you. It is
Speaker 1: way off. Yes, you're minus twenty yeah wa uh Jay
Speaker 1: won three units last week, so minus one. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to think you might be honest. Something Dan about my
Speaker 1: logic being like Swiss cheese. Well, I don't think there's
Speaker 1: logic to your logic. That's the problem. What's my logic
Speaker 1: that you don't have logic, get sense? Yeah, with the
Speaker 1: cousin of logic whatsoever? Yeah, Um, Marvin is still trying
Speaker 1: to get bad Larry, What is going on? Did I
Speaker 1: thought you said he was ready? Ray? He was? He
Speaker 1: texted all of us in the group, Chatti, did he
Speaker 1: did ready? He's like six beers deep and it was
Speaker 1: ten am. He's probably asleep. Maybe he just doesn't like you, Mark, Mark.
Speaker 1: It could be he yeah, like opening day, baby, right,
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're gonna go to a Yankee game? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This so you decided not to go to the Yankee Yeah.
Speaker 1: I decided to cancel it because of what happened in
Speaker 1: New York last time with a Big East tournament. Man. No,
Speaker 1: but the asked I went to a Yankee game. I
Speaker 1: got lost and they had to find me. And that
Speaker 1: was really you know, as far as job security goes,
Speaker 1: it's not exactly what you want to do. Okay, but
Speaker 1: how do you get lost at Yankee Stadium? Get lost
Speaker 1: in the Bronx? Oh you didn't even make it tasting?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the night takes a hold of me. Danny.
Speaker 1: It's uh, I got too many people out there? Uh?
Speaker 1: Have we located bad Larry. Yeah, still no answers. I
Speaker 1: tried to call him where he tried to call him? Okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: what's he got going on? Maybe he hit his funeral, Okay,
Speaker 1: Steelers funeral. He's just mourning the shit out of her.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is a dan and ever thought i'd
Speaker 1: see he was getting the fucking epileptic already from the benzos. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you you didn't even make it to Yankee Stadium? No,
Speaker 1: not last moment you drop. Were you driving the train
Speaker 1: all the way from up here? That was a problem.
Speaker 1: So buddy, mine got on the train and don't you
Speaker 1: go to one twenty fifth? Yeah, you keep going. It
Speaker 1: goes all the way to Yankee Stadium. You change it
Speaker 1: one twenty five yeah, yeah, yeah, but it goes all
Speaker 1: the way to the Bronx. Okay. We bought a bottle
Speaker 1: of Costs a Megoes and like a like a four pack.
Speaker 1: I think they come no, six pack of white Claws.
Speaker 1: They come in to six and yeah, so it's six
Speaker 1: pack of white Claws and a bottle of Costs a
Speaker 1: Megoes And we left from Westport, I believe, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we made it all the way to the the Bronx, and
Speaker 1: the bottle was gone Costa Migos, it was gone. Me
Speaker 1: another dude and the White Claws. We had one each
Speaker 1: and we got off and just kept drinking. And then
Speaker 1: you know, my phone just starts itching in my hands
Speaker 1: and I started texting people and next thing you know,
Speaker 1: I'm off into the night. Danny, I'm gone the Bronx
Speaker 1: titty bar. No, okay, but nobody, nobody knew where you were. Correct, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was just you and this other guy. No.
Speaker 1: I went with the whole group of like work people
Speaker 1: to work people. I'm going to the city tonight with
Speaker 1: work again, and they're making they have a pool. They
Speaker 1: have a whole pool of when I'm going to disappear
Speaker 1: and if I'm going to show up to dinner, and
Speaker 1: if I'll even make it to the hotel. And it's
Speaker 1: we'll see. But I got a pretty good feeling I
Speaker 1: won't make it to dinner. No bad, Larry, Larry, We'll
Speaker 1: just go you know, Uh, Ray, have you want to
Speaker 1: stay in touch? See if he wants to join us.
Speaker 1: I mean going to a funeral, there's no excuse unless
Speaker 1: it is your funeral. Yeah, that's about it. Let me
Speaker 1: see Dylan's lost his touch. Shay is not going to
Speaker 1: the Yankee game. You want to recap anything, Dylan from
Speaker 1: last week? Uh, I mean, I guess you didn't do
Speaker 1: well with Uh way, didn't do well with anything, not
Speaker 1: with nothing. I mean, although Miami Men's and women's came
Speaker 1: through clutch for me. I had them both straight up right. Well,
Speaker 1: that's right. You had money Line, Yeah, okay, Miami every Houston,
Speaker 1: and then Miami Women's over Villanova. Um, lost both my
Speaker 1: golf picks obviously, Um, and then I think I went
Speaker 1: what two and one, two, three, two and eight on
Speaker 1: regular basketball bets? You had San Diego State getting seven
Speaker 1: and a half against Alabama and Miami money Line versus Houston. Yep,
Speaker 1: that's it recapping your You did all right, pretty successful
Speaker 1: weekend for me, Danny. Yeah. Obviously the Miami game fucked
Speaker 1: me right in the goat ass. That was the biggest
Speaker 1: collapse that I've seen in Texas basketball in a long time.
Speaker 1: That was great. Thirteen to two run. You allow a
Speaker 1: thirteen to two run in the second half of the
Speaker 1: fucking tournament, You're losing the game. Yeah, Like that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Let's see. You had Arkansas getting four against Yukon and
Speaker 1: not good tennesse See against h Florida Atlantic and then
Speaker 1: Houston in Miami. Uh, look who showed up? Larry? Hello? Dan?
Speaker 1: Are you at a funeral? Yeah, so we'll repass now,
Speaker 1: Hey what it's the party the funeral masses this morning.
Speaker 1: Now we're at we called a repass, Dan. Oh, I
Speaker 1: just I just call that life. I mean, it's just
Speaker 1: it's it's done. And then you go out and live
Speaker 1: your life after that. Well, yeah, will you celebrate um
Speaker 1: little life of a deceased. That's that's what we're doing now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a little a little deep, are you? How deep
Speaker 1: are you? Um? Number four? Right now? Just I just
Speaker 1: got it. That's that's Larry breast Larry, that's not deep.
Speaker 1: Fucking coward, that's not deep. And all Budweisers too. You
Speaker 1: had a couple of iced teas. That's all you fucking did, unsweet. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we think of another winning week. Yeah you did well, Larry,
Speaker 1: I got you plus fifteen units. You won one unit
Speaker 1: last week, all right, and saying Dylan are so yeah
Speaker 1: underwater Dylan is Dylan is as bad as you were
Speaker 1: during the NFL season. Oh okay, Yeah, but you did.
Speaker 1: You did pretty well. Man. Let me see any anything
Speaker 1: that stands out here. I can't wait for the Masters
Speaker 1: because I don't think i've liked the golf. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think Larry should be allowed to bet on golf anymore. Well,
Speaker 1: Vegas can boot people out when they get hot. We
Speaker 1: can boot Larry out of betting on golf because I
Speaker 1: don't think he's missed one yet, Larry, Larry did well,
Speaker 1: and I have yet to win a golf pack, I think.
Speaker 1: Um all, So, last night I was out with my
Speaker 1: wife and another couple. I sent the picture that I
Speaker 1: did these picks last night when I got home, Like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, eleven o'clock, I don't even remember. But
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the picks I made last night. Wow,
Speaker 1: the whole envelope full of them. But I'm good. It
Speaker 1: always sounds like there's an excuse waiting to happen with you.
Speaker 1: No excuse. I'm looking at these picks. I like where
Speaker 1: I am. But I bet a whole bunch of baseball
Speaker 1: games because it's opening day today. Um say, by the way,
Speaker 1: great call, not going to Yankee Stavem's like thirty degrees
Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, fuck that ship and fun the Yankees staff.
Speaker 1: All right, bad Larry, you start off bets for this week. Okay,
Speaker 1: So these are two unit bets on the final four
Speaker 1: San Diego State minus the two against Florida Atlantic under
Speaker 1: one thirty three in that Florida Atlantic San Diego State game,
Speaker 1: Miami plus to five and a half against Yukon, and
Speaker 1: then over the one fifty in the Yukon Miami game.
Speaker 1: Yet nine and a half, okay, one forty nine and
Speaker 1: a half. Um, I want to add just one unit.
Speaker 1: I didn't put it on the sheet. I want to
Speaker 1: add Yukon too. I think Yukon's gonna win the game,
Speaker 1: but I think Miami's covering. I want to add Yukon
Speaker 1: to win the tournament. Okay, that's too popular bet, but
Speaker 1: I still need to do it tournament. And then I
Speaker 1: want one unit tonight on UA B against North Texas.
Speaker 1: Little n I action, all right, you have you know
Speaker 1: you have some baseball. I do have some baseball. These
Speaker 1: are just one unit, that's um. The Cubs against Milwaukee,
Speaker 1: My Mets. I'm a big Mets fan. The Mets against Miami,
Speaker 1: Austin against Surgery, right Mets. Scherzer Boston against Baltimore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I took the Yankees against San Francisco and the Texas
Speaker 1: Rangers against the Phillies. Now, these are all just money line,
Speaker 1: money line, and there's only one that's a big one.
Speaker 1: The other ones are all pretty It's like one and
Speaker 1: a half, Rangers minus one and a half, Yankees minus
Speaker 1: one and a half, Auston minus one and a half. Uh,
Speaker 1: you have golf mins, Yeah, I do have. I do
Speaker 1: have a couple of one unit bets in golf. I
Speaker 1: got top twenties. Terrell Hatton or Tyrell Hatton? Terrell, you
Speaker 1: pick him every single week? Terrell hen you want? Do
Speaker 1: you know that? Dylan? I heard you say I picked
Speaker 1: him every single week, and I've win He's gonna be
Speaker 1: a top twenty. And I took a decie met Matsiamo
Speaker 1: this year. Also, I mean this game also, okay, this
Speaker 1: match off whatever they call it, and then I want
Speaker 1: to top this bed. It's the val It's the Valero Open,
Speaker 1: I think it's what it's called. It's a tune up
Speaker 1: for the Masters, getting set for the Masters. So I
Speaker 1: thought Ricky Fowler has to win it to get into
Speaker 1: the Masters, to get in. Yeah, yeah, win it. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's the repossibility. Uh, share, you're up. We got a
Speaker 1: little bit baseball, Danny and some NCUBAA, but baseball. We
Speaker 1: got ballmer plus one oh five against the Red Sox.
Speaker 1: We got Bieber versus Seattle that's plus one hundred Shane Bieber. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Rangers laying the one thirty five against Philly. It's
Speaker 1: time for the Grim to show the fuck up. And
Speaker 1: I gotta see it. I gotta see it. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have him. Didn't you do that with the Mets
Speaker 1: kind of sort of? Yeah, that elbow's got a little
Speaker 1: bit of tricky to it. Okay, a couple of years
Speaker 1: have been Dice. Yeah, you should be a good I
Speaker 1: want to add Yukon laying the five and a half.
Speaker 1: I don't go fuck Larry says, I add that ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: I see you jumped on my ground bat, but then
Speaker 1: I jumped on I jumped on anything else there. No,
Speaker 1: that's it. Wait san Diego State, San Diego State and
Speaker 1: winning the two against fa U. Yeah, I think Larry's
Speaker 1: right there. That's about it. Okay, That's where I'm at, Uh, Dylan,
Speaker 1: When you have a right here we go. Um. From
Speaker 1: March Maddison to you, it's on FAU plus two against
Speaker 1: San Diego State, Miami money line against Yukon plus two ten.
Speaker 1: I'm sticking with the cams right, all right, Miami Ukon
Speaker 1: under one forty nine and a half and then a
Speaker 1: unit in Miami to win the title at plus four fifty.
Speaker 1: Did you see where Yukon's mascot is not going to
Speaker 1: be at the game? Why not Jonathan the Husky? They
Speaker 1: said that the dog doesn't fit on the plane. What
Speaker 1: do you mean it's a plane. I'm just going by
Speaker 1: what I was told. Put him in the cockpit. The
Speaker 1: husky is not going to be on the plane. Also
Speaker 1: another I saw that three three players on Yukon's team
Speaker 1: will be fasting for Ramedon during the games. So that
Speaker 1: didn't stop them in the first couple of rounds. Ye
Speaker 1: Romedon catches up with your dog. How long is Ramedon?
Speaker 1: It's a month? Yeah, a month like Latin right McKim
Speaker 1: Elijah one used to do it, and he used to
Speaker 1: beat people's asses. Yes you do. I'm okay, it's just
Speaker 1: information and go ahead continue all right, Larry's still gotta
Speaker 1: what is this do you're at Larry it's a pre
Speaker 1: a repass repass that is a reception, not a week.
Speaker 1: I thought it is at a wedding. It's at a
Speaker 1: wedding venue, and the funerals at a wedding reception kind
Speaker 1: of no wedding venue venue. Yeah, so they just like
Speaker 1: slide the casket out and then someone walks up there
Speaker 1: five minutes later and gets married. Would you want to
Speaker 1: know if you were planning your wedding. I don't think
Speaker 1: you want to know that a dead guybody somebody's gonna
Speaker 1: get larried there tomorrow. To have a recept, there's an
Speaker 1: X right on the floor the discount if you get
Speaker 1: married the same day, repay anything else here dealing yea
Speaker 1: um so MLB. I'm going with the Grand Salami today,
Speaker 1: which is the total for runs scored between all the
Speaker 1: games today under one twenty and a half. You're going
Speaker 1: under going on, there's the Grand Salami. And then I
Speaker 1: got a parlay Rangers, Mets Brewers money line today plus
Speaker 1: four forty um. Obviously Mets to win the World Series, Dan,
Speaker 1: I do this every year plus nine fifty and the
Speaker 1: Pirates to win the NL Central plus three thousand. Wow,
Speaker 1: how many pirates can you do. Um. They have g
Speaker 1: MANCHOI now who I loved when he was on the Rays.
Speaker 1: Andrew McCutcheon is back on the Pirates is yeah, um,
Speaker 1: and what's his name? O'Neil Cruse? That like that six
Speaker 1: sixty and Ken Brian Hayes he's the other. Is that
Speaker 1: it that I can name? No? No, no, no, because
Speaker 1: I think that's all that I can name on the Pirates.
Speaker 1: Formula one, Yeah, I got Formula one, dan Um, let
Speaker 1: me go Max Verse stopping to win the Australian Grand Prix.
Speaker 1: The problem is these the value in these sucks, so
Speaker 1: you have to like load up on it because he's
Speaker 1: minus two eighty to win. Yeah, you know it fucked
Speaker 1: me last time. But um again that's information from the
Speaker 1: old lady. If she's wrong again one yeah, m wait
Speaker 1: who's the old lady? My girlfriend? Oh you all live together? Nah? Good?
Speaker 1: Uh bad? Larry? Any any closing comments here? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: think Dylan should go find that guy outside the bodego
Speaker 1: who gave him the World Cup soccer pick. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: old lady, Dylan, that guy, that guy, he was actually
Speaker 1: pretty damn close to being right. And by the way, Larry,
Speaker 1: we're we're sorry. For your loss. We thought, y the
Speaker 1: podcast Shay and Irving is back. Yeah, you go wherever
Speaker 1: you get your podcast, and it's just looked for Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving all the way back. Danny. Let's go time. Yeah, Dann,
Speaker 1: we did actually miss something from last week. Mattie Zegris,
Speaker 1: the old Nova girl. The over under was twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 1: We said it at twenty nine and a half and
Speaker 1: she had thirty one. Yeah, that's bullshit rock and roll. Well,
Speaker 1: she missed like their last five or six shots. She's
Speaker 1: like a be a routine, just houcking. I text Shake,
Speaker 1: I said, your girls got thirty one. Yeah. I pulled
Speaker 1: it up and I was like, of course, like set
Speaker 1: the line at twenty nine and a half. Yeah. All right,
Speaker 1: Well that's it. We send you into the weekend with
Speaker 1: some things to keep an eye on. I'm speaking to
Speaker 1: the audience here. Oh yeah, you get yeah once again,
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Speaker 1: here next Thursday. Bad Larry Dan, I got one one
Speaker 1: comment or question? Okay, um, A buddy of mine brought up,
Speaker 1: why is there no line on the number of the
Speaker 1: seed that makes the final four, like this year's like
Speaker 1: twenty three or something like oh five or five or
Speaker 1: four and a nine. Why can't you bet that at
Speaker 1: the start of the tournament. That's an awesome bet that
Speaker 1: Vegas is missing out on it. You could probably people
Speaker 1: are gonna be betting like this, gonna be two ones
Speaker 1: and a and a six and an eat. Set the
Speaker 1: line at like fifteen. How do you pronounce great over?
Speaker 1: How do you pronounce the NCAA tournament the NCAA No, no?
Speaker 1: How do you pronounce the tournament tournament tournament to tournament? Yes? Uh? Larry,
Speaker 1: once again, sorry for your loss and uh we'll talk
Speaker 1: to you next week. We'd heart over girl. Okay, thanks
Speaker 1: for Tom, thanks for joining us. You're welcome, buddies, I Shay, Dylan,
Speaker 1: good luck, I'm Dan. We'll talk later. Okay, now all right,
Speaker 1: that Larry Radio two