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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand its official I am now

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Speaker 1: a Britney Spears fan. It's a Jewel show. I've never

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Speaker 1: been a Britney Spears fan before, but she's dope now.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of Britney Spears, especially because she

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Speaker 1: has the quote of the day. It's almost time for

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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet Questions. Calls up eight at eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one. You're gonna find out what

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Speaker 1: the stupid Internet question is in just a second. But

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Speaker 1: Alex just saw something that Britney Spears posted on Instagram

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Speaker 1: and it might be one of my favorite quotes ever.

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Speaker 1: What did Britney Spears? She put on Instagram she would

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Speaker 1: rather stay home and s in her pool than rejoin

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Speaker 1: the entertainment. If you haven't followed Britney's beers on Instagram,

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Speaker 1: and do it because she is dropping dimes. Also, staying

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Speaker 1: home and taking an s in your pool sounds fun.

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Speaker 1: It just sounds fun anyway, So good for her. All right, Hi, everybody,

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Speaker 1: I'm Mike rotch Burns and it is time for Stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet Question. It's the world's most exciting new game show

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Speaker 1: where we talk about the question that everybody's asking on

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Speaker 1: the dot. COM's today, what is the stupid Internet question?

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked, because this is stupid Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: I'm Mike Rotsburns, and let's get to the show. Call

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Speaker 1: us up eight to eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. That's eight eight eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one, and you can also give us your

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Speaker 1: opinion on today's stupid Internet question. Today's stupid Internet question

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Speaker 1: is this, what is the best name for a sports team? Who?

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Speaker 1: I got one? Cannibal and they'd be from Jamaica because rastafarian,

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Speaker 1: you know, like hannibal, canna, knot, cannabis, cannibal, taurus, the Cannibals. Well,

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Speaker 1: the Jamaican basketball team would be the Cannibals. There's the

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Speaker 1: Chicago Bulls. That makes sense, right, Cannabis because they smoke

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Speaker 1: a lot of that in Yeah, I love creative or

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Speaker 1: wherever cannabis is legal, I'll be on that team, Okay,

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Speaker 1: per eight three one six one text in four one

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Speaker 1: or six. One of stupid Internet questions in Today's stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet question is what is the best name for a

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Speaker 1: sports team? I don't know everybody looking at me. This

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Speaker 1: is gonna be funny if I had to pick one,

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Speaker 1: it would be the the raging Gays. Where would they

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Speaker 1: be from West Hollywood? And what sport would the raging

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Speaker 1: gays play? Whatever you do that involves walking fast, because

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Speaker 1: that's what gay people are. You can't catch us some

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Speaker 1: good luck? Yeah, that's a legit sport in the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: They ever seen the speed walkers the way they saw

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Speaker 1: the Morning joined the little old ladies? All right, stupid

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Speaker 1: internet questions that today's stupid Internet question is what is

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Speaker 1: the best name for a sports team? Are producer bread

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Speaker 1: you have something? Yes? I do. When I was in

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Speaker 1: junior high, arrival school was Washington, Pennsylvania, and their mascot

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Speaker 1: was the Prixies. What it is literally a baby president

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Speaker 1: and their mascot was a baby George Washington. And I

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Speaker 1: really think that will be for any sport. I think

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Speaker 1: it'll be fantastic to have baby historical figures. I think

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Speaker 1: that's kind of great Washington. I think they should change

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Speaker 1: the name of the Patriots to the prick Sia. Don't

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Speaker 1: do that. Don't do that, England, we ain't gonna do that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you both call us up? Eight eight one text

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Speaker 1: in four one o six one? Do you have an

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Speaker 1: answer for today's stupid Internet question, what is the best

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Speaker 1: name for a sports team? Jackie? Yes, okay, thank you

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Speaker 1: for your stupid internet answer. What is the best name

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Speaker 1: for a sports team? I'm Mike Rotch Burns. Let's get

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Speaker 1: back to the game, Bennett, do you have a name

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Speaker 1: for a sports team? I had to put it together.

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Speaker 1: The Chicken Dinners, Okay, yeah, because they want to win

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Speaker 1: a Chicken Dennis all the way through every single time,

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Speaker 1: and they're gonna be and chicken every here what I

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Speaker 1: like after every game and eat chicken fried chicken no

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Speaker 1: matter what. Yum. All that is when we don't matter what. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's go to the phone Chicken every day. Eight at

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Speaker 1: eight three one text in. I'm not paying any attention.

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Speaker 1: I'm not paying any attention to what you guys are saying,

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Speaker 1: actually because I'm trying to read the phone screener here

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Speaker 1: and add so bad. What's your name again? My name? Yes, Bennett?

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Speaker 1: Oh nice? Hopefully that was an entertaining answer. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea trying to figure out the phone screener. Okay.

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Speaker 1: sports team? Oh, shake sausages the Eagles. I like that. Okay, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like the Eagles, like at Eagles. Yes, and um,

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Speaker 1: you guys are way too nice on that answer. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to say last I wanted the Orcs text in

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Speaker 1: the best name for a sports team? My favorite name

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Speaker 1: for a sports team. I don't think it would ever happen,

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Speaker 1: but I've always said that this should happen. LA should

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Speaker 1: get a team, right, And when they were trying to

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles and they were trying to figure out if

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Speaker 1: they got an expansion team, what would the name be?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, the best name ever for

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Speaker 1: a team from Los Angeles, especially a football team, would

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Speaker 1: be the LA Riots. Oh that is an amazing name name.

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Speaker 1: It's insensitive, also an amazing name. And I don't think

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Speaker 1: they would ever go on brand. Yeah, it's very on brand.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Bennett. Keep texting in the Jubil Show on Demand,